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I Polity: VP Treasurer Contestants to Run-Off IS Fresh Rep and Senators Elected, Two of free Amendments Pass in Polity Elec tion

Run-off elections will be held to decide the winners in the races for treasurer and vice president of Polity, according to results of Monday's and yesterday's undergraduate student government elections. Meanwhile, a freshman representative was chosen and two of three amendments to the Polity constitution passed by narrow margins. In the race for vice president of Polity, a run-off, to be scheduled in the near future, will be held between senior Belina Anderson and sophomore Joyce Year- wood. Anderson received 672 of the total 1,415 votes. Yearwood placed second with 501 votes. Stephen Burby, a senior, ran third and placed out of the run-off with 242 votes. A candidate must receive a clear majority of the votes in order to win on a first ballot In a close race for the seat of Polity treasurer, junior Christopher Maryanopolis and sophomore Neal Jotyc i 00i wTou Drobenare will be facing off in the later run-off elec- tions. Maryanopolis placed first, with 511 of the total 1,418 votes cast. Drobenare ran second with a count of 489 votes. Running close in third was senior Luis Ramos, who garnered 418 votes, but placed out of the run-off contest. The Polity Council seat of freshman class represen- tative was won by Yvette Edwards, who won a clear majority of the total the 334 votes. Edwards received 186 votes. Next in the running was Dierdre Kennedy- Sparacio with 80 votes, followed by Daniel McLane, who received 68 votes. One of three amendments to the Polity Constitution did not pass with a majority vote. The amendment to Article X - which would have removed the rule pro- viding for freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior Chris imaryaopovs (continued on page 5) Ne1 Drobenare Statesman photos, Steve Kim Unknown' Presidential Cand idates to De bat e to his sche- By Patricia Hall dates have all been invited to present something that will give everyone "an sure if he could attend due dule, but would let them know. What do James Yager, Grady O'Cum- their views during WUSB's "Alterna- equal opportunity to voice their Along with Reagan and Mondale, mings, Elijah the Prophet. Caesar S. tive Presidential Convention" to be held opinion," expecially those who are shut other candidates are very serious in Augustine, Ronald Reagan and Walter on Oct. 6 in the Stony Brook off from publicity due to lack of funds or their bid for the Presidency. A few. Mondale have in common? Auditorium. interest. "These alternative candidates aside from Reagan and Mondale. think Well, if you're not sure, you're not According to Eric Corley. special pro- are the interesting ones, the others are they have a chance to win. According to alone. jects developer for WUSB (90.1 FM) bland." Corley said. "These actually Corley. most of the candidates are up- The answer is that they all are candi- and producer coordinator of the conven- have something to say." been approxi- standing citizens (including men. dates in the upcoming 1984 presidential tion, the idea of holding this convention As of Friday, there had the candi- women, whites and minorities) "who all elections. Most of the names mentioned came as he was watching the Demo- mately 50 responses from 50 responses, have something to say." were probably unknown because the cratic Convention, where "most of the dates. Of those said they would be Among the more interesting candi- media concentrates on the two main people were boring." He got the idea approximately 30 convention. Some of those dates are Caesar S. Augustine. 35. of candidates, Reagan and Mondale. that there must be more interesting coming to the will not be attending will be Woodland Hills. California. who. ac- There are, however, 209 candidates people involved in politics. After discov- who taped or written messages or cording to WUSB's press release. claims registered in this year's presidential ering that there were 209 candidates sending will be calling in while the convention is that he is the Presidential nominee of elections. Among those 209 candidates registered in the 1984 Presidential being broadcast. No substitutes for the the Republican National Committee,; there are housewives, religious leaders, Elections. Corley thought it might be candidates are being allowed. Charles Dieterle. 34. of Boulder. Colo- ex-diplomats, a mentally retarded man interesting to hear from them. Thus an According to Corley, Reagan "has to- rado who claims to the first mentally and a man who is currently serving time "Alterfative Presidential Convention." tally ignored us" and Mondale was not fro(ntinued em page 7) in ah Alabama prison. These 209 candi- According to Corley, the convention is Rock on the Mid Side |Relations Between With Lou Reed U.S. - USSR Empire s -Page 3A -Page 5 ;.~ ~~~vwm x l I -News Dit,--- Compiled From Associated Press Reports S . African C onsulate Ripped by Blast New York - A powerful blast ripped gone off in the basement. through the building housing, the The associated press received a taped '"South African Consulate" early today message at 12:35 AM in which an causing extensive damage and knock- accented male voice said: 'We bombed ing out walls and power to the elevators the South African Consulate in New of the mid-Manhattan office tower, York City in solidarity with resistance police said. to South African human rights viola- The explosion occurred at 12:23 AM tions. Down with apartheid. Victory to in a 33-story building that also houses the freedom fighters. Defeat U.S. impe- other tenants, according to police spo- rialism. Guerilla resistance." kesman Sergeant Eddie LeSchack. A building maintenance worker, J. There were no immediate reports of Jojer, said he received an anonymous injuries. telephone bomb threat at about 12:07 The explosion went off on the 12th AM. He said the caller said, They just floor, where the South African Consu- say you have a bomb in your building. late has offices, the sergeant said. Police You have 10 minutes to evacuate the speculated that a second bomb may have people," and then hung up. Jordan, Egypt Resume Diplomatic Relations

Amman, Jordan - Jordan be exploited by the enemy Israel." announced yesterday that it was resum- The Jordanian decision-was seen as a ing diplomatic relations with Egypt diplomatic triumph for Egyptian Presi- after a break of more than five years. dent Hesni Murubak, who had said Jordan, one of 17 Arab countries that repeatedly he wouldn't give up the peace severed relations to protest Cairo's treaty with Israel as the price for a peace pact with Israel in 1979, became return to Arab diplomatic ranks. the first of the 17 to renew ties with In Damascus, Syria,. anT official Egypt. source, who spoke on condition he not be A statement from the Jordanian For- identified, caHed the Jordanian action eign Ministry said the decision was 'dangerous" and said the government made at a Cabinet meetingearlier in the was studying it. day and stemmed from Egypt's "cur- The Arab nations broke with Egypt rent role, and the support it gives to the after the late President Anwar Sadat Palestinian Iraqi and Lebanese causes." and former Israeli Prime Minister Men- It said Jordan also did not want the achem Begin signed the peace accord on fact that relations have been severed "to April 1. 1979. Mafia Controls Trash Pickups Informant Says

Nqw York - The Mafia dictates who Nationwide, he said. "in larger cities. hauls garbage for enterprises ranging control is through the mob." * from small businesses to the Defense "In New Jersey. Fort Dix and For Department and the United Nations. a Monmouth. any garbage taking from concealed witness told the New York the Department of Defense is a "prop- legislators yesterday. erty right.' " he said. "DOD is forced to Private garbage hauling in New York take the garbage guy that the M. fia City and around the country operates by decides will be the one that .has hat what the underworld calls "property property right." rights," a lifetime, mob-forced guaran- He said criminal carters made enor- tee to a carter that no one else will take mous profits illegally dumping toxic over his "steps." or customers. said and hazardous wastes -in garbage Harold Kaufman. landfills. Kaufman, 61. an ex-convict. testified from behind a screen at a three-day hearing of the; state Assembly Environ- mental' Consrvation Committee. He Forecast spoke into a microphone that distorted and disguised his voice. The forecast for today calls for Now a government informant in the variable clouds as you wake up federal witness protection program. this morning with lows in the 'Kaufman said he worked for a mob- upper 60s. ,controlled union and carting companies By afternoon expect scattered for 12 years after serving time ffor other showers and winds. with tempera- crimes. tures in the mid 70s. according to In the New York area. he said. o the Natikmal Weather Service. called crime families known by the For Thusday. expect hiohs names Genovese. Luchese. bohanno, around 160 and October-like Gambino and DeCavalcante completely weather conditions. control the solid waste industry. he said. For Friday. highs should be There isn't a town. hospital. or high- between 10 and a bl way not under the system." Kaufman cloudy an a chance of said. 2 STATESMA Wedrnday, Sooembw 26.1964 Library Policy Limits Eatings, Smoking, Drinkas

law," and therefore may permit smok- By Jeff Leibowitz ing in areas where it would otherwise be Those students who are accustomed to prohibited. eating, drinking or smoking in the Cook felt that the destruction of Frank Melville Jr. Library will have to library property from food and drink learn to adjust these habits as they are has become nationwide that libraries now in conflict with the library's new are having to deal with." When asked policy. who initiated the policy, Cook said it According to Donald Cook, the admin- essentially was suggested by the entire istrator for the library, the new policy library staff and was "a joint concern as 'allows no smoking, food or drink in well as a joint response." Librarians areas where there are library mate- reported that there were many com- rials." Cook said the previous policy was plaints from students about the library's 'basically a nonpolicy." He mentioned appearance and that they have received that a lot of food and beverages had been no problems yet concerning the enforce- brought into rooms designated for ment of the new policy. studying. Some students were seen in study Cook pointed out that the food and areas with food and drink such as fresh- drink brought into the library cause man Randy Dazo. Dazo, when asked if damage such as stains, cockroaches and he felt the new policy was of importance, even booklice. Nathan Baum, a librar- said, "Yeah I guess it is a good idea" ian, stated that he felt the food and drink Asked if he would continue to bring food problem is "very bad" and he mentioned into the library, he said, "Well, if no one that smoking in particular is something else does and the place really begins to the library is cracking down on. look clean I probably won't. Cook said that-hmajor problem is the Others were less receptive to the idea, enforcement of the new rules. The According to * new poficbeing impbnmnted in the Frank Melville Jr. Lbrary, there wilbe such as Barry Fox, who said, "Tileat library staff is responsible for enforce- no food, drnkd or smoking in areas where there are books or other reference materials. where ever I choose." ment, but one library clerk told a repor- a minimum." He stated that, "Students concernd with the damage done to books When asked what the expected result ter, "We're not here to stand guard." usually do not clean up after and other library materials. Although a of this new policy will be, Cook ans- Cook mentioned that there recently has themselves." new Suffolk County law was recently wered, "I hope that it will make an been a reduction in the janitorial staff Students who want to eat, drink, or passed prohibiting smoking in public environment that is more attractive to and that students now must make a smoke may do so in the student lounge of areas, Cook said that "the university students and will be better for the genuine effort to keep the debris down to the library, as the library staff is mainly community is not under Suffolk County library and library materials as well." -~~~~~~ - -1

After-3 Years, Supply-Side Eco Not Tauglht

By the Colltge Pr Service structural deficits that caused the recovery have more Franklin Roosevelt employed it to try to spark a recov- Though starting their fourth school year since the to do with old-fashioned Keynesian pump-priming ery from the Great Depression. advent of 'Reaganonmics,' college economics depart- than with supply-side economics," he insisted. Keynes' then-radical advice was to let the govern- ments still aren't taking supply-side economics very Keynesian theory, hatched by British economist ment go into debt in order to get money to inject into seriously. John Maynard Keynes, has been the basis of American economy, thus stimulating consumer demand. With * "Supply side is a political issue," claimed Professor °conomic policy since the 1930s, when President Phillip Cagan, head of Columbia University's e- -n- ics department. Cagan, like many of the professors interviewed for this article, believed, "It will be gone in a few years." But some supply-side proponents, notably former Southern California professor Arthur Laffer, contend the theory is in fact making headway in college classrooms. "It's being taught everywhere," Laffer said, 'and has -become the basic precept of the [economics] profes- sional journals." Laffer was one of the first advocates of supply-side theory, which forecasts that tax cuts- not the "pump priming" of Keynesian economics- would best stimu- late the economy. Laffer's ideas attracted a small coterie of followers, including a Wall Street Journal editorialist named Jude Wanniski. Wanniski's writings eventually attracted converts like Ronald Reagan, Senator Wil- liam Roth and Rep. Jack Kemp: All, of course, eventually helped mold America's current supply-side economic policy. Despite evidence the policy has helped generate record levels of ecnomic growth, many campus economic departments haven't adjusted their courses. iProfessors have the luxury of being able to teach ,obsolete theories longer than government and business can adhere to them at the risk of losing money," Wan- niski scoffed. 'The reason it's not taught is that it's not a very good theory, others counter. The recent economic recovery is explained better by traditional economic theory than by supply-side the- ory, said Profcor Michael Vmesth, an economist at the Univer ity of Puset Sound in Tacoma, Wa. I one-* Tom. I The big spending cuts, world rec aionad large BI

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4 STATESMAN WedneWtt, Sptemb 26, 194 Speaker Puts U.S.-USSR Relations in Context

By Tim Lapham enemy. As Albert Einstein said "...absolute weapons while India, the largest Democratic population in the Two lectures were given yesterday, dealing with the require an absolute enemy." world Russia's ally?" Therefore, he said, "there must issue of the Russian threat. Both lectures were given Essentially, Garrison proposed, the ideological dif- be other reasons involved in Soviet-American conflict by Jim Garrison, who has spent a great deal of time ferences between the US and the USSR developed as a than Democracy against Communism. traveling the world and, in partiqplar, the Soviet need to give reason to an already progressing arms Citizen diplomacy advocates that before the conflict Union. The first lecture, given at 4 PM, was entitled race, and that our weapons policy did not come as a .can be resolved, the people in both countries must "Soviet-American Relations in a Nuclear Age." The result of protecting American ideologies. In modern learn to think of each other as people. This becomes second lecture, given at 8 PM, was entitled "Percep- terms, if President Reagan truly saw the Soviet Union complicated by the governments of both countries. For tions of the Enemy in a Nuclear Age." as true threat, then why does he continue to sell wheat instance, while in Russia at one point, Garrison asked The topics of his lectures made no attempt to under- to this 'ultimate evil?,' Garrison asked. Intuitively, he average Russians what they knew about Great Britain. mine the United States or the Soviet Union. He said his does it to keep alive the arms race. The three most common responses were: The H blocks goal was to put the relations between the two super The heart of Garrison's talk came about when he in Northern Ireland, the Brixton riots and the three powers in their proper context. His talks encompassed introduced the notion of Citizen Diplomacy. Presently, million unemployed. Thus, with the British estab- the reasons being the modern conflict and what we can our elected officials are not doing their jobs, he said. lished as an 'enemy,' Russia has many of their missles feasibly do to avoid the ultimate confrontation: nuclear And the worst part of it is while the majority of people pointed at the British. Not understanding that the war. don't like the way they are carrying out American Russian people only know about those three things, Garrison started off his lectures by outlining the foreign policy, we allow them to do it anyway. Recent they cannot understand why these missiles are pointed origin of the Soviet-American conflict. The conflict nationwide polls indicate that 80 percent of all people at them, so they view the Russians as an evil. It is this began to come into full blossom by the end of the 1940's. in the US believe that we should be equal to and not type of 'viscous circle' that feeds the conflict, he said. At the end of World War II, the Americans and the better than the Soviet Union. In addition, 67 percent of The whole point of Citizen Diplomacy and of Garri- Russians both emerged clear winners. The Americans the population believe that we should not escalate the son's speech is that before we can realistically deal had gained more military and strategic power than arms race, Garrison said. Yet the majority of regis- with the Soviet-American conflict, a trust must be ever before and the Soviet Union now encompassed one tered voters do not even know the name of our ambas- established. As Einstein said "trust must come about sixth of the entire earth's land mass, he said. As the sador to Russia, who's interest, it seems lies in keeping between countries before nuclear acceleration can be immediate after effects of World War II began to wear Soviet-American conflict alive rather than solving it, stopped"... And none of Einstein's theories have been off, the US and the USSR realized that they were in he said. proven wrong yet. fact the two greatest powers on earth. Two distinct Following what he began in 1980, President Reagan Citizen Diplomacy seeks to educate people about empires were thus created; empires that are much like will have spent $1.6trillion in order that we can fight a people. It is the common people that eventually have to the Roman Empire, in an historical sense. two and a half front war with both nuclear and conven- understand eachother, Garrison said. Presently, we Things were complicated, however, by the advent of tional weapons, Garrison Said. Thus, 75 percent of all are beginning to see exchanges of all kinds going on the Nuclear Age, he said. For the first time in history federal funds have been spent on defense. To the aver- between the US and the USSR: exchanges ranging we had weapons of absolute destruction that could age taxpayer this will mean an additional$20,000 in from grade school pen pals to scientific information. literally undo creation. With the advent of this age a taxes from 1980 through 1985. During the discussion period of the lecture, one per- paranoia began to develop, he said. Classifically, the To further point out the misperceptions of the Soviet son remarked that in a recent visit to Russia, he found two most paranoid countries are likely to be "the one threat, Garrison brought up some of the paradoxes of the average person to be very friendly, and one soldier that has never been attacked and the one that has been the American and Russian ideologies. He asked. "If even gave him the insignia of his uniform. This exem- attacked many times." With these two somewhat para- our ideologies are so clear cut, then why is China, the plifies the heart of Citizen Diplomacy: That people of noid countries there emerged a need for an all out largest communist population in the world, our ally, both countries must learn to treat eachother as people. VP, Treasurer Hopefuls To Square Off

(continued from page 1) run-off election for vice president. In the race for treasurer, Maryanopo- I class presidents - received 424 "yes" lis, the current billing manager for Sta- ' I votes so 741 negative votes. Polity Presi- tesman, will be challenging Drobenare, dent Rory "Hawkeye" Aylward has said a former Polity freshman representa- the practice of electing these represen- tive, for the title. t- tatives has ceased to exist recently. In other election results. votes for Pol- The two other amendments did pass, ity senators were also cast. The winners however. The amendment to Article II of positions as building senators and * \ryy ms - f - 1 - allowing any part-time matriculat- their respective colleges are as follows: A 'fi E verfone U.se ing undergraduate to elect to pay a full Suzanne Ducey (Hand). Howard Her- Behind 'V - activity fee and be a member of Polity - shenhorn (Langmuir). Michael Serres passed with 420 out of a total of 739 (Benedict), Brett Bartick (Irving). Hil- votes. lary Garskof (O'Neill). James Gilligan The removal of budget Articles XII. (Gray). Barbara Lee (Douglass), Mat- Join Statesman Sports Team. VIII, and IX - a move known also as thew Cresser (Dreiser). Jack Niemiec Contact Jet! or Jim Ort246-36Q0 "Poor Brian's Budgeting Procedure" - (Kelly E). Bill Rizzo (Kelly B), and passed with 578 out of a total 1,094 votes. Randi Ross (Whitman). Aylward has said that this amendment Senators from Commuter College would make the "currently successful" who were on the ballot and were elected Correction budget process of existing Treasurer were: Mike Mancussos. David Owen. Brian Kohn constitutional policy. Joe Ruggiero, Gene Rumbler, Joe Yano- asked on all three candidates specifi- The validity of the votes cast in the *vitz, Lauri Ann Carlucci, Daniel There were numerous errors in an the involvement of minority for vice president was questioned Kochang, Scott Lindenbaum, and Cyn- article about the Polity vice presidential cally about race students in Polity. by Yearwood, who thia Long. race published on Monday. Sept. 24. The earlier last evening Yearwood cailed COCA the "only" misquoted in Write-in candidates for Commuter errors were not intentional. claimed that she had been weekend activity, not the "best." as and that it had College senators who also won, by Statesman on Monday Several of the errors dealt with candi- quoted in the article. hurt her chances in the election, accord- receiving at least one write-in vote, were : Kevin Murphy. Margaret Coyne. Jeff date Joyce Yearwood. Yearwood did not Steve Burby. another candidate for ing to Aylward. The Polity Judiciary. say that "Polity has been a popularity the office, did not say that dormitories however, ruled the vote valid. Knapp. Luan Leno. Charles Valente. Smtt Yanuck, Kourash Bagtheu. Gwen contest" in her opening statement. could be segregated according to eating Yearwood, a sophomore involved in although she did say those words in the preference. Instead. he called that idea such Polity clubs as the Caribbean Club Evans. Sean Regan. Dennis Callahan. Michael Miller. Arlene Phillips, Ed course of the interview. ridiculous. Burby also blamed the will face Anderson. who has served as When Yearwood said. "There should Office of Residence Life for the deterio- Polity freshman representative, sopho- Darino, Michael Sypes, Paul DeMasi, Janice Heyderman. and Angela Sica. be more minority students in Polity." rating condition of the dormitories, not more representative, and secretary in shb was rt ferring to a question that was apathetic students as reported. the past, in the soon to be announced

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-S8TATESMAN W adnray, Setember 26, 1984 Theory Fading Away Supply-Side hoy indfnigwudtd ensa of~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~itrs from page 3) (continued Since the publication of Prof. Paul Samuelson's land- interest in defending 'outdated" Keynesian theory. consumer demand up, business would begin produc- mark Keynesian textbook in the late forties. Keynesian Things will change as younger economists success- ing goods and services again to meet the demand. economics has been the standard emphasis in most fully use supply-side theory to predict the economy's When demand and government spending sparked departments. performance, Wanniski predicted. inflation, Keynes advised the government to reduce "Colleges are, not teaching supply-side courses," "Supply siders," for example, "are the only ones who spending. asserted Vandervilt economist Professor John Siegf- predicted the current economic boom without infla- Until then, most schools taught "classical econom- ried. "If it's taught, it's taught as part of another tion," he asserted. the better ics," which stressed individual choicemaking in a course. Strong supply-siders were talking about it in "Eventually schools recognize" who's got side." society tending toward full employment, explained 1968, but it didn't have a label." track record, he said, "and switch to supply economists John Sumansky of the Joint Council on Economic Siegfried attributes the increased interst to media Because nearly all of the nation's 65,000 it may take a genera- Education. hype, not academic study of the theory. are Keynesians, Wanniski thinks to begin "Studies of the overall economy and Keynesian the- "It's a very important idea," he conceded. "But now tion for college economics departments ory eventually didn't burst on the scene," Sumansky there's a lot of attention in the popular press. The emphasizing supply-side theory. said he and his peers said.'They were forced on us by the Great Depression increase [in emphasis] is not in academic areas." For the moment, Wanniski making the theory the founda- and attempts to end it." Wanniski attributes campuses' reluctance to teach have to be content with "The major influence of supply side Years after the theory became government practice, supply-side theory on its own to simple stuffiness. tion of U.S. policy. in the political arena." college economics departments began teaching it. Tenured economics professors have a vested career has been outside colleges, Craae I s to De bate r A 1et ~ ~ deelpr~ ~ oAW~ ~adprdce ~ fro~ i_Ipage I (continuedfrom page{continued1) 1) jects developer for WUSB and producer Yager retarded person to run for public office researcher for the convention, years in and who is trying to come to the conven- has spent most of the past11 and tion; and Bob Lamb, 58 of Carbon, prison for bank fraud Texas, who, according to Corley, would embezzlement. HOI RS: OPEN 7 DAYS by putting the The convention is set to begin at 10 COUPON.r~~~~~~~W1W-fa n Filet Dinner ...... 3.75 combat unemployment Autoum Elh _an- . -.. IAM in the It- YTon- -unemployed to work building bomb AM in the Union Auditorium. h.acni can- Shrimp or against the Russions. didate will be given 20 minutes to speak shelters in defense ...... 4.25 Grady O'Cummings of Brooklyn, New on anything they wish, uncensored. Pound Of Cole Slaw Or I Scallop Dinner is about, York says he has friends in the liquor 'That's what the whole thing Potato Salad With I Clam Dinner e ...... 3.75 Corley business and will supply the liquor if letting people speak their mind," Lobster Dinner...... 7.95 where Purchase Of 2 DinneMrn I WUSB decides to have a reception to let said. There will also be a period will answer questions coupon good till 10/5i I Broiled Sole everyone get to know each other, ac- the candidates ...... won't be from the live audience, the media and ,-Dj or Scallops 4.75 cording to Corley. James Yager 10% Off With Stony Brook I but will the radio audience. The media including 7i1 Fishcakes Dinner ...... 2.95 able to attend the convention Phone" %&1 -%~1616 U.S. In- I ,S.vt Trme Orderny I send a typed message. Yager will not be The New York Times, Newday, I the local able to attend because he is currently formation Service, CNN and expressed an serving time in an Alabama prison. Ac- ABC-TV affiliate have all Corley. cording to David Goodman,special pro- interest in this event, said .-- _-----__------N.

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When our leaders have at their disposal such important toys - be they nuclear warheads or a $1 million Polity budget -- v should be concern ad.

It is too early to predict the voter turnout for the upsoming Presidential elections, but we sure hope it is better than the-outcome of our own recent under- graduate student government elections. Out of more than 7,000 full-tim undergraduate students eligible to vote, no single issue generated more than 1,500 ballots.

What happened? The Polity President says States- mmmaLerrers---- mvan bears some of the blame for not previewing the Joyce Yearwood Mectians sooner. Rpt, surely there were enough pos- throughout the article. For example Factual Errors Undergraduate ters, advertisements-and ballot boxes around campus I was quoted as saying "The to tell students that sormtthing was up. present day Polity is geared too much toward beer drinkers and not enough minority interest." Howard The major Polity elections of the season have To the Editor: Breuer quoted this as part of my ended, but there are still the run-offs for two impor- I was appalled at the Cartoon Offensive manner in opening statement, but in reality which I was presented in tant Polity Council positions. Please, take the time the Mon- this was a question posed to all day, Sept. 24 issue and familiarize yourselves with the issues and have a of Statesman. three candidates. All three candi- So many of my statements say through the ballot box. Think about it. Aren't you were dates agreed to the question and To the Editor: misquoted and taken out of context quick enough to complain if you find fault with some- also offered their opinions, how- A recent issue of Statesman that the views expressed in the arti- thing the student government has done? ever it was only applied to my Sept. 1 2,1 984) featured a cartoon cle are in some cases the opposite name. which proved insulting and particu- of those statements. The second statement taken out la3r4y offensive to the members of During the interview I states that cDf context was the answer to the ttheHaitian Student Organization. It Publication Notice the idea of cooking-free buildings cquestion posed by Howard Breuer. is»our feeling that an unjustified at- Statesman will not publish on Friday, Sept. 28 or was "ludicrous." Mr. Breuer tWhat did we feel was the biggest teack vws made toward HSO. should check his dictionary if her E Mondays, Oct. 1 because of the Jewish holidays. administrative problem in Polity. Our primary concern is the fact feels that this statement implies p Our regular publication schedule will resume on My response as quoted by Howard tthat the Haitian Student Organiza- approval. As for the deteriation of E Wednesday, Oct. 3. Breuer in the article is "Yearwood tiion was specifically chosen to ex- the dormitories, I put the blame on y l Enjoy the weekendl was distressed over a 'gap' be- press the feeling that Polity does Residence Life and said that stu- tween minority students and Polity, nmot support 'exclusive organiza- - dents should try to change this. 'There should be more minority tiions. We do not appreciate being On the subject of weekend actiti- , f students in Polity, "There should be used as a target for others to voice vites, I said nothing so Orwellian as ; more minority students in Polity. heirtl uninformed opinions. HSO is Statesman ''everybody should .... " The rest of - The minorities need to be encour- ftunded that paragraph is by Polity, but so are the - Fall 1984- simply bad aged."; In actuality this was not the Or grammar. ish, French, and Asian clubs, just answer to the question posed by ot( name a few. Does the cartoon Elizabeth Wasserman My remark about responsible Howard| Breuer, but rather a re- s Editor-in-Chief drinking was taken out of context, uggest that they too should sponse to a question asked by Dave change their names so #t would and my views on lowering the BryanI of Blackword, which said: S Barry Wenig Cary Sun ound more like "any student can drinking age were deleted. "There seems to be a gap between j( Managing Editor Business Manager oin?" A cartoon can be as powerful My views on the issue of minority minority students and Polity, what a involvement was not brought up at Is print when views are being ex- 'Matt Cohen do you feel could be done to remedy p all. There were other inaccuracies ressed, and as such, the cartoo- Deputy Managing Editor this?" Both Anderson and Burby n including the misspelling ist has the responsibility to do so DIRECrORS of my gave similar responses to the ques- fj name airly. . * News Director Mitchell Horowitz in the photo caption. tion by Dave Bryan again it was These Anociate NewsDirector Howard Breuer blunders! whether unin- only applied to my name. My re- Arts Director Scott Mullen tentional or malicious, may have A clear explanation of the views Sports Director sponse to Howard Breuer's ques- Jim Passano impaired my chances in the elec- e xpressed is needed. Whose opine Photo Director Doreen Kennedy tion was not printed. Also I was tion. I certainly hope that States- Kons were being presented? Did the Asociate Business Manager Dave Owen misquoted as saying COCA is the i man reporting and editing will Promotional Director Martha Rochford be best activity on campus for wee- cartoon accurately represent the more careful in the future. kends. There shouldn't be any more v iews of Polity and/or Statesman? .. ___ EDITORS "erhapsF only the sole opinions of News Editors of the students funds used for wee- Ron Dunphy, Robert Hendriks hel cartoonist were presented. The Sports Editor Jeff Eisenhart kend activities. The money could be t Photo Editor used for other things." My f act that HSO was singled out re- Steve Kimn Stee Burby actual i Contributing Editors Barry Mione, Mark Neston response to the question f lectsl a negative attitude towards Undergraduate was COCA is presently the only wee- heti Haitian community and the BUSINESS ASSISTANTS ;ources of that attitude remains Billing Manager Candidate Was kend activity on campus. Halls, Chris Maryanopolis uinknown. Comptroner Jack Franco Buildings and Quads decide what Credit Manager Mary Ann Monfared Misrepresented activities would be best depending IIt is of primary importance that Na'l Adv. Manaoer Michelle Lee hist matter is cleared as soon as O"-Conpus Circulation Manager Joe Marsicano upon the amount of people present. To The Editor: p)ossible so that there will be no On-Campus Circultion Manager Geoff Reiss They also decide if the funds could Pwyoll Manage Many Shapiro I Joyce Yearwood, a vice presi- be used more productively. misinterpretationn of the situation at dential candidate in the Polity elec- h*and. These are only some of the more __=BUSINESS Y tions. feel that the article written by AdvetWng Dir cto I " ;Jam J. Macn important issues that were used in Howard Breuer in Statesman on Ino d Mg ArnTb Bryna Pitt W. detrimental way towards my Her Thenor-Louis Typa Mid" Ruth M. Wolefd Susnnah Chace Sept. 24 was biased and a misre- HSO President campaign. I find it surprising that rfouto MaTnew I * Alan Go nick presentation of my views. an article of such poor journalism At a debate held by WUSB on St tesmen is a not-for-profof corporationwith offices located in the bese- was allowed ft be printed. This ment of the Stony Brook Studint Union Our moiin# *ddessjjs P.O. Sox Sunday, Sept. 23, questions were Editor's Note: Mhe above menti- A. E.. Stony Brook NY I 1790. For issue has been troublesome be- { informationon display advertising.conteat directed to all three candidates by )redcartoon represented the view Cay Sun f usines Msnagerl or Jsmo Mockin(A damrisingDirector) week- cause my goal in running was to a Dave Bryan of Bleckworld and d*s at 246-3693. For informotionon clssifiedaotrisong caf 246-3690 represent all studenti It is with °)f the cartoonist, R. Gambol. The dws 10 AM-5 PW. For all other inquiris ce# 246-3690 wooldey. Howard Breuer of Statesman. I was sincere hope that you Willnot lot v fiew was not shared by States- C /JWroprsent tho myoro*y opinion of the Edkorial Boerd and are misquoted and my statements __f~er9by one of its n$m mosqr a dvsfmW this falsified, nan's Editorial Board. rhe cartoon -d erroneous article af- n were taken out of context fect your vote. fida not represent the views of Polity.

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2A STATESMAN Wednesday, SAcmber 26, 1984 -CONCERTS - . * I Reed's Rodl(ing Kel turn by Ellen Breidner just that. l"Heybabe, take a walk on thewild Wearing black leather pants, a ride. " black t-shirt and a red electric That's the line that defines Lou guitar, Reed had the audience leed's concert this past Friday in rocking and rolling within the first -hegym. few notes. After declaring the fact New-wave rockers were sitting that he "grew up right here, on ight next to plain old rockers; with Long Island," he swung into a )oth types rocking and rolling all rousing rendition of "I'm Waiting thoughout the concert. Well, For My Man." ilmost. Reed played to his audience. Most would tend to agree that This was apparent when he sang the opening band, The Swimuing "Down At The Arcade" with a gym Pool Q's, could have used a few full of backup singers. He delivered more years practice in their native his songs with meaning and Atlanta. This rock and roll au- warmth. Reed also did not fall into dience clearly wanted a meat-n- a trap that many musicians tend to potatoes band, not a fall into: His songs were vastly dif- bread-n-butter band. Although the ferent - and better - live than on audience kept booing the Q's off his albums. stage - when not screaming obs- His band was tight and concise cenities or for Lou Reed - they and Reed's vocals were in top form. simply didn't notice. The Q's He is also an excellent guitarist. He seemed to be playing for each played with assurance and accu- other; not for their audience, racy. No fancy electronic or high- Their songs were geared for a tech gizmos to muddle the music; small town bar audience rather just some breezy electric guitar than a rock and roll audience. The playing. This in itself was set was erratic and their music was refreshing. primitive. They didn't even try to Reed's songs bring back memo- entertain the audience; the musi- ries. "There She Goes Again' and cians stayed glued to their own 'Walk On The Wild Side" were a side of the stage. Although the lead chance for the audience to sing singer tried to dance to the music, along. While his newest hit "1 Love she would have been better off if You, Suzanne" had the audience she hadn't. They finished up this nodding in amazement; "Sally uneventful and forgetable set with Can't Dance had the audience a trite song titled Sacrificial Altar." proving that they could. After 30 minutes of the stage Lou Reed was in great form. He crew changing the instruments, looked and played the best he has Lou Reed ascended onto the stage in years. All in all, if this is the type Lou Red rocked Stony Brook last Fri day night taesman George Ath as as though he owned it. And for the of concert he gives - then the five next hour and 30 minutes he did year wait was well worth it.

.r ---~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two of Stony Brook's renowned musicians ALTERN ATIVES will be performing this Saturday night with the Stony Brook Symphony Orchestra conducted by David Lawton. Gary Glaze, tenor and William is always looking Puris, horn winl be presenting the Benjamin Britten "Serenade for tenor, horn and strings.' for people who i This is a beautiful musical setting of equally STATIokJ JI AL w -q.F - beautiful poetly well worth the hearing. The - would like symphony orchestra will also perform works of Bach and Mozart. The concert is at 8 PM on to write CUES Main Stage in the Fine Arts Center. Tickets are by Dennis Britten S3, S5. record reviews, There's theatre in the air lately here at Stony CASTING: Auditions for The Three Penny directed Brook both figuratively and litedly. Everyone Opera of Kurt WeiU and Bertolt Brecht movie reviews, directed by around the Fine Arts Center is aware of the by Bil Bruehl, Sophocles' Antigone pro- hustle and bustle of preparations for the forth- Glenda Dickerson and a childrens theater I on Mon., Tues. features .. * If coming departmental production of Our Town duction will be held in Theatre 3 at 330 PM. These which will open in Theatre n on Oct. 10 but. and Wed., Oct. 1, 2, and are scheduled for next semester quite literally, there is theatre in the air now productions you want to pick are being held now so that the every Friday night on campus. and auditions around future CUES: WUSB 90.1 FM has a new radio show casts can plan their schedules The casts of both productions will up some valuable called 'Stage Left." The shows host, Vic Loglu- rehearsals. be interracial and everyone is invited to audi- dice and production manager, Jim Dexter(both tions. Call backs will be held Oct. 4 and 5. For call theatre majors) turn out a new show every exper ence, times and further infomation, see the call Friday night hom 630-7DO PM. So, if you want board on the main floor of the Fine Arts Center to know about the theatre worild at large and in the hallway between Theatres I and 11. Scott at 246-3690 also what s happening in theatre here at Stony Have an entertaining week! Brook have a listen. - I STATESMAN Wednesday, September 26, 1984 3A Classified MVemnbership Cards Art on a Grand Scale

which seem to assault the softness. by Bonmie Rowe The constant interaction between Abstract art is in full bloom at soft curves and harsh spatters con- Stony Brook's Fine Arts Center veys a certain tension and a sense Gallery. Featuring the work of of restless motion. The eye is at- Nonmat Bluhm, "seven from the tracted to one area, then quickly Seventies" displays paintings of diverted to another, leaving little such enormity, abounding in so *~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ time to focus. aa. many colors that one's senses are The canvas of "Easter Morning" grateful for the quietude of the which occupies a mere 8' X 23' of gallery in order to absorb this ex- wall space, is drenched in deep, plosive exhibition. sometimes harsh purples with In fact, the size alone can be shocking yellows balancing each jolting. 0~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1Why Confronted with convases side. It evokes the sensation of the ranging firm large (8' X 9') to mas- visual experience that a lady bug sive (8' X 40) the viewer responds might encounterwhile perched on with awe, followed by humility at the petal of an orchid. finding oneself among such over- In contrast to the deep purple of whelming company. Only then do "Easter Mornimng" "Neptune's the various shapes and colors 'Orgy(8'X91 yelds soft, flowing sky begin to penetrate. blue, accented by white swizis and A=_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bluhm's broad bold strokes spatters of various colors, exuding evolve into billowy shapes. Sen- action and spontaneity; a sponta- suous curves are vaguely outlined neity which is generated by the by misty lines creating a curious creative force of Bluhm himself. softness. And yet, simultaneously, Bluhm's exhibit will remain in our __w eye is caught by numerous de- the Fine Arts Gallery until Oct. 10. liberate smears, drips and spatters (Hours: 1-5 PM)

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by Paul Heilker Tomlin is to be commended for "Why not take all of me?" Simons her performance as a person rel- and Marks posed this musical ishing the simple experiences she question in 1931, and Carl Reiner's has never known. Her acting is not new movie translates it to film. of Oscar caliber, but certainly a Even before seeing it one could step in the right direction away come up with some good answers. from her previous work. Steve All of Me is a remake with a twist Martin is thankfity showing a bit of Warren Beattys Heaven Car more maturity in both attitude and Waft, which was a remake with a execution, which if continued may twist of the classic Here Comes help his career break out of the Mister Jordan. It stars Steve Martin, confining status of "The Jerk" in who has about a 50 percent suc- which it has stalled cess rate with his movies, and Lily Carl Reiner's direction gives Tomlin, who has a zero percent what could have been a scattershot success rate with hers. And who film a good pace and excellent en- could forget the infamous Reiner- semble work, as the flabbergasted /Martin rip-off of old detective mo- witnesses feed straight-lines to vies Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid? Martin's raving, schizophrenic epi- Stove Martin and Uly Tomun 'There is a distinct possibility of sodes. Add a dash of mystery, and disaster. at the crossroads of his career, as- through the film as a man sharing some "You only go around once, so But All of Me is a winner: a tour signed to settle the affairs of the his body with the woman now grab all the gusto you can" moral- de force for Martin, who is devel- dying and incredibly wealthy Ed- living inside it with him. From the izing, and what you get is a neat oping into a fine comic actor, and a wina Cutwater (Tomlin). Confined bathroom, to the court room, and little comedy, a pleasant diversion showcase for Tomlin's blossoming to a sick bed her entire life, Cut- even the bedroom, there are truly on several levels. Just as the comic acting abilities in her portrayal of a water wants a second chance, and funny and memorable scenes as novelty wears off the plot twists. sensitive, life-starved eccentric. At so has hired an Eastern mystic to the characters argue within the The characters grow. The au- times ribald and slapstick, at times transmigrate her soul into the same body. But putting sight-gags dience laughs. touching, Reiner's film is that plea- body of the willing Miss Hoskins, as aside, the movie works because of What could have been Ernestine sant rarity, - a movie that gets played by Victoria Tenant. But the the development in Martin s and and the Jerk Meet the Exorcist, All better as it goes along, with charac- process goes astray... Tomlin's characters, each growing of Me is happily a successful ters that grow. What follows is a hysterical more endearing as the film outing for all involved instead, a " TMartin plays a frustrated lawyer romp as Martin contorts his way progresses. funny and uplifting movie. Bronson: Brutal and Boring by Scott Mullen Bang, thud. Another one bites the dust. It is possible to make a good vigilante-kills- bad-men picture. Films like Dirty Harry and Death Wish have proven that shooting people and entertaining plots can go together. But with his new film The Evil That Men Do, all that Charles Bronson has proven is that, in the search for megabucks, entertainment and taste can both be sacrificed in favor of senseless, sadistic violence. If scenes of sick disgusting murder and mayhem turn you on, then this is your movie; it you're the average movie-goer, give it a wide berth. The film opens with this week's nasty, a cruel torturer named 'The Doctor" who gives graphic lessons in death and pain. I don't know about you, but I don't go to the movies to watch a young man have an electrode shoved up his well. Scenes that should be serous get chuckles actor %%fio plavs The Doctor is the same gux you-know-what. fAom the audience. The only halfway respec- %ho plaved Larrv Tate Damn s boss on Be- Charles Bronson gives his usual stoic perfor- table performance is given by Rene Enriquez, ,itched Here is a person that vou are sup- mance; in this filn, he is a retired hit nan who who is better known for his portrayal of a Latin- posed to believe is a sadist, and the only \ision returns frm his island paradise to avenge a American officer on Hill Street Blues. Enri- that comes to mind is Elizabeth Montgomery friend's death. The killer? "The Doctor," of quez plays a friend of Bronson s, a good guy wiggling her nose. course, who is now practicing his brutality in who - you guessed it - meets a sick end In short, theme are better things to dossith Guatemala. halfway through the film. Tbe one thing that vour $4 50. Go see All of Me, go see Amadeus, or Suffice it to say that, in the course of the film you can say about his movie is that it is an go curl up in front of a tele,%ision with a six -pack Bronson kills ten people in a variety of grue- equal-opportunity killer: whatever race. creed If vou re a Charles Bronson fan. wait for Death Dooe ways. or sex a character is. they ll probably end up Wish III. because The EWl That Men Do is the It isn't just the violence that makes this a bad dead. worst evil of all: a lousy movie. movie; the acting and dialogue are terrible as Perhaps the movie s biggest joke is that the

STATESMAN Wednesday, September 26. 1984 5A BLOOM COUNTY -TRIVIA------Brady Mania...! -!

by Scott Mullen taining essay (as judged by a crack team of This week's trivia contest will combine two of Statesman personnel) will be a used Meat Stony Brook's most prevalent features: Puppets album, a paperback copy of The Par- i) the fact that you cannot seem to graduate tridge Family #3 Keith the Hero, and ten one- fiom Stony Brook without writing at least 47 dollar bills. essays, and Answers must be submitted to Statesman, ii) the proven existahce ( see last week's trivia Stony Brook Union, Room 075, by 5 PM on by Berke Breathed answers) of a large-scale Brady Bunch sub- Monday, October 1. All entries must include culture here at the university. your name and telephone number, and will This week's contest is a take-home assign- become the propert of Statesman. ment, appropriate for the 4-day weekend The essays needn't be typed, but as Simone P. ahead. All you must do is write a short, hum- Simone once said, "If I can't read it, I ain't orous essay on the topic "My Favorite Brady," gonna." Or, as Peter Brady once said, "Pork whether it be Peter, Cindy, Mike, or even Alice. chops and apple sauce? Tbat's swell." The prize, which will go to the most enter- Have fun with this one, okay?

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BLOOM COUNTY Last week's trivia contest left me buried in the Weisman, Ken Finkel, John Bernett, Sheiyl Ho- rush of entries! The contest, as you may re- nigbaum, Keith Blau, Peter Esposito, PeterVava- I member, gave the readers a popular quote from gial, Jackie Johnson, Mark Simat, Chris Bjork a TV show and asked them to supply the name Chuck Wrigley, Kenneth Falk, Jeffiey Nogid O of the show and the character or actor that said Paul Motundo, Joseph Bak, Michael Ruthen- I it. berq& Jackie Delaney, "F.L., MD", and the pho- Anyhow, I never knew there were so many tocopier tag team of Howard Fleit, Gail Habicht, Brady Bunch, wild Kingdom and Donny and Greg Belk, and Bob O'Brien. Thanks to all who Mane fans out there! This was supposed to be a entered. halfway difficult contest, yet no fewer than 29 The real killer question was 110, with people S people came up with totally correct entries. sending in entries like "David Letternan," "Real The winner, by random draw, was Joseph People," "That's Incredible," "America's Top i Goldman. Despite 17 spelling errors (I didn't Ten," "Sixty Minutes," -and my personal fa- take off form grammar - lucky for most ofyou), vorite, "WPLDC Editorial with Richard Hughes," Goldman did know the correct answers and which appeared on no fewer than five entries. wins the grand prize of two 5-dollar bills, a My compliments to Kenneth Falk who knew picture of Sylvester Stallone, and the 1984 Daily that Alan Reed was the voice of Fred Flintstone Planet Almanac. (I don't know if it's right, but it sure sounds Also with correct entries: Christine Hughes, good), and to the mysterious "F.L, MD," whose Victor Helo, Sheryl Ann Young, Douglas Suite outrageous comments accompanying his entry *323 B, Louis Valenti, Steve Madore, David capped off the most successful contest thus far.

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6A I 'STATESMAN Wedneday. September 26, 19 -MUSIC------Ex-Squeeze Member Rocks On Jools Holland Meets Rock A' by any stretch ofthe imagination- that. As the middle eight of the piece on the album, it employs T1- Boogie Billy it's a mini-LP that pays homage to song begins, Holland breaks into brook's jazz guitars for effect. It Jools Holland rock's past, with a vibrant enthusi- blues harmonica, which sounds partially succeeds, but as a slower I.R.S. Records astic point to the future. more than a little like the kind em- tune it cannot match the beat or It is that enthusiasm that opens ployed by the late John Lennon on mood of either "Black Beauty" or "Morse Code." By Barry Wenig the album, with Holland's "Crazy early Beatles hits. Holland takes Over You," the theme song for the the harmonica and couples it with Two of the albums' composi- Could this piano pounding har- movie Bachelor Party. The tune, the deep ridiculous horn sounds tions just fail flat, despite hard- monica wiz really be Jools Hol- which should be released as a that Madness employs-and the driving earnest rockabilly. The last land? Is the same man who played single, is more than slightly remin- results are impressive. ex-Squeeze collaboration "If You keyboards and sang "Pulling Mus- iscent of the rockabilly that the "Hot Rod Rocky," also penned by Really Care," has a nice echo-guitar sels (From The Shell)" for the now- Stray Cats have been doing- espe- the duo, and Holland's "Steam- solo, but is lacking a vocalist to do defunct Squeeze, wailing away cially in their song "Sexy and 17." hammer Boogie" return us to the the words justice. The tune was with breathless rock-a-billy, jazz Holland expands that theme by world of rockabilly. "Hot Rod penned for a much deeper Elvis and a touch of the blues? employing extra guitars and piano, Rocky" shows Holland doing his Presley-type voice, which Holland According to the liner notes on a must for good heart-pounding Pats Domino impression, with attempts, but cannot pull here, al- Jolls Holand Meets Rock A' Boogne rockabilly. "Crazy Over You" fea- bluesy horns and rock-out middle though he - does in "Hot-Rod Billy, this is indeed the same man. tures a jazzy piano solo that eights. Lavis' constant banging Rocky." Holland, whose last solo album should send even the most sedate deepens the sound of the tune. "Flip Flop and Fly," the old was released two years ago, has muzak lover's foot a-tapping. You won't be able to make out a Tumer-Calhoun track, is done been following a new career: Probably the two best tracks on word of it, but on a tune like this with traditional interpretation, hosting British rock shows and the album are the least rockabilly. the words are secondary to the which is why it fails. A much more doing some MTV work. He's taken These are "Morse Code" and music. inventive, vibrant rendition can be time out fom that and has "Black Beauty", a Tilbrook-Holland "Steamhammer Boogie,'' found on the Blues Brothers 1978 emerged with eight new tunes, composition. "Morse Code." a another Holland piece, opens with Briefcase Full of Blues, which fea- with partial composing and instru- blues tune that sounds country, a baby's cry, which is appropriate, tured a blues harmonica opening, mental help from his Squeeze has almost the same opening as because the bass line sounds like deeper horns and a bitchin' tenor buddy Glenn T1lbrook. the Stray Cats "Stray Cat Strut," but "Mama's Little Baby Likes Shor- sax solo. Why did you put the har- Recorded in the back room at picks up the beat ftom there. It's an tening Bread!" It's heavy blues, and monica away, Jools? Holland's House, the album is ex- old tune, and is nicely redone by sounds like some early blues com- As an album, Rock 'A' Boogie actly what the title suggests: part Holland and especially Boz Boorer, position out of New Orleans. Hol- Billy" more than stands for itself, rockabilly and part boogie-woogie of the Shillelagh Sisters, who plays land employs something distinctly even with the two less than in- (jazz). Holland plays many of the a patient rhythm-keeping guitar. non-jazz here as well: synthesizers. spiring tunes. It's a throwback, a instruments himself, with help on "Black Beauty" takes us even The middle eight features a shrill comfortable trip back to the roots the guitar work fEom TUbrook and further fEom the back-halls of rock- high-pitched tone that could only of rock. Those who only enjoy others. Back-beat specialist Gilson abilly and deposits us south of the have been electronically bands with members that sport Lavis, who played drums for border. "Beauty" features heavy produced. torn clothes and green hair might Squeeze, plays on every track- Sax action courtesy of Mick Paice. Synthesizers unashamedly not approve, but many closet This album however, is not in- It has a "cha cha" Phythm, but the adorn another Holland-Tilbrook rockers who dig the blues will. tended to be a reunion of Squeeze listener should not be fooled by piece, "Tipitina Tree.- The longest

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Associaton I& PRESENTS------. - will hold Its first meeting as an approved club. If you enjoy playing table tennis and you'd like to meet others who enjoy playing, feel free to attend. You don't have to be good, but our aim is to improve. The first meeting will be held Friday, Oct. 5th from 8:30-1 1:00pm in the Dance Studio of the Gym. Wear appropriate gym attire, please.

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It's been a long time. Twenty-four years, i and there hasn t been a sensible new option I in birth control. Until Today.' Today, the 24-hour t 750 N. Country Road Setauket ptive Sponge. It. 25A, one block from north campus a ssoft, comfortable sponge that contains entrance. Between Victoria House & (^^ Little Mandarins Restaurant. , the same effective spermicide women ^/( \A. 1Y'- Discount with ID Open Tues Sun 12-6pm )ver 20 years. >w<" Fri-Sat till 8pm Closed Mon jto use. You just moisten it thoroughly with i, and it works for a full 24 hours.

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But I New York 10021 or (212)628- NEW FRIEND of Mount-Good * Accepted S WEEKEND POSmON avail to do know my math. and I can help times w.e ah-d. * good work with mildy and moded 3392. you learn your*. It doe 't hurt to Holiday. me ly retarded adults in a com- call for info Rich 246-3916. y HOW WOULD YOU Kbc f munity residence setting. Dutiea long du- HEY WARRENI How about some a 4rable pofe*iona(-looking 0 include recreetion, documWe- nals t fosrs? RRRI A trip to Swen % the cost of nive salons? -fpn and supervdon of daily ctiv- PERSONALS Eleven? Bizzl Buzzl Hae's to all it". CQnta Mark Smith at Solamails now available on the fun we've had the p-t Couple 616-331 43394 ttween noon nd campus. By appointment only. Call Sharon 246-4969. weeks and to the fun we're oimo is 0 4,00 P.M. HANDICAPPED MAN desperately to have in the ones to comea Thanx needi ride to Stony Brook Adopted * for everything. 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By Jim Pamano middle of the first half, Amityville a 4-0 lead. The Stony Brook Rugby team con- received a regular score and made the Amityville came bounding back to tinued their season this Saturday when conversion to tie the game 6-all. score six and to take the lead. Stony both their "A" and "Bn.squads won their But that was all that was written for Brook challenged again when they For Amityv Wie, games against an Amityville clubteam Amityville. as9Stony Brook kept them scored on a penalty kick. Again, almost in a home contest. scoreless from that point on and scored near the end of the game, Stony Brook The 'A" team, which plays 80 minute two of their own goals. They also made scored two more goals, but made -only It Was games, won by an 18-6 margin, while the conversion on each. one of the conversions. the "B" team won 17-6. The "E" com- After the "A" team's 18-6 win, the "B" The game final, Stony Brook was vic- petes during a 50 minute contest. squad came close to duplicating their torious 17-6. The Patriots continue their A Horror In the "A" game, Stony Brook scored efforts. Stony Brook scored for the first season this Saturday when they play six points in the early part of the first time in the middle of the opening half, away against Vassar College. I half to give the Patriots a 6-0 lead. In the but missed the conversion, giving them S ports, Digest id L Pittsburgh - The Chicago Cubs, now called II I I I I A^KI I champions for the first time in 39 years, would * 1 FREE Visit Fr You And A Friend A one Coupon appear to be a team P of destiny - a club somehow * $~~100 OFF For Any 1 Year Plan!!!!! er Customer willed to win despite extreme odds. But the Cubs - National League East cham- pions for the first timepsiece divisional play began in 1969 - disagree. * "I never had a particular feeling that this'chIb was going to win," said third baseman Ron Cey. "We felt we had a good ballclub, it was just a matter of proving it to people. We had to work our way through all that garbage about past history and stuff that was thrown upon us." 'I came to spring training and we lost 12 or 13 games in a row and I thought, 'Here's another fifth or sixth place team,' " said utilityman Richie Hebner, who has played on seven division- winning teams with the Pittsburgh Pirates, Phi- ladelphia Phillies and Cubs. "But Dallas Green, the Cub's general manager, wasn't affraid to go out and make some moves ... without the moves, I'm not standing here, dripping with champaign." The moves included the aquisition of out- fielders Gary Matthews and Bob Dermier from the Phillies and right-hander Rick Suteliffe from the Cleveland Indians. They were the moves of which penants are made. Green, who built a penant-winning team in Philadelphia in 1980 before taking over one of baseball's losingest franchises, said the Cubs' championship is "a different kind of satisfaction." 'In Philadelphia, I really didn't do anything other than make the baseball players play up to their capabilities. What we did here, we took something from really nothing and made it something," he said. The Cubs' 4-1 victory Monday night over the Pirates eliminated second-place New York Mets and capped what had been a Cinderella season for a team that had a 71-91 record and finished fifth in the six-team NL East in 1983. The Cubs' championship was perhaps base- ball's most unexpected since the Miracle Mets won it all in1969. "We've come a long way, Ill tell you,"said first baseman Leon Durham. "It's really a kick to be here right now." But second baseman Ryne Sandberg said the Cubs' job won't be done until they beat the San diego padres in the best-of-five league playoffs that begin Oct. 2 in Chica. "We're going to play the kind of ball we played allyear. We'll see what happens," Sandberg said. _ ____ Associated.press 0 aoin

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JniBy Paamno The Stony Brook woments croeountry team fin- ished second this past Saturday at the Trenton State Invitational. The Patriots finished only to Division I ranked Villanova University. In the varsity race, which covered Divisions, I, II, III, the five top Stony Brook finishers had a 1:19 sepa- ration time, which team Coach Paul Dudzick noted as "a sign of the strength of the squad." First across the finish line for the Patriots was Donna Lyons, in 13th with a 19:11 time. The second Patriot finisher, Maureen Keyes came in 16th place with a 19:17 finish time. She was followed ten seconds later by Laura Whitney, who came in 17th place. The next Patriot finisher was 30th, Mary Dolan with a 3.1 mile time of 20:14. The fifth Patriot to cross the line was Megan Brown, who came in at 20:30 to take 40th place. Sue Coorado finished 46th, and the last Patriot runner, Chris Tierney, came in 76th at 22:18. Dudzick commented that the win Saturday was the first time they "won the Division III spotatthis tourna- ment." Also, he added that this year's goal is "to go undefeated in Division III competition." Also held on Saturday was a junior varsity race, in which four Patriots competed. In a race that had 41 finishers, Stony Brook's first runner came in 17th. Then, Kerri Kehoe and Clare Lipponer came in 21st Mw^brv of tho Stony Brook Petrkoftiwd up on thetrtingQ mark before a rmc that took pbo "-ierthisaseon. and 22nd respectively. Chris Byrne, the final finisher, was Slst with a time 24:01. Statesman/Ed Gianotti When the scoring was complete, Villanova had eas- tured third with a 12? point finish. Following Kutz- Stony Brook, despite coming in second, wab ...e Div- ily captured first place with 21 points. Stony Brook town was the University of Delaware, who scored 151. ision III winner in the competition. They will be com- followed with 116. Kutztwon State University had cap- In all, 112 finishers from 16 colleges were placed. peting this Saturday.

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ByJim Passano overcoming Mary Kester, 6-0,6-1. After The Stony Brook women's tennis team her wirn Fiore spoke in detail about her won their second straight match yester- match, highlighting the strong and day, when they hosted a squad from weak points in her game. "I think that Nassau Community College. The Patri- my match went fairly well. My serve ots dominated the match, winning 6-1, was on today, and I felt good from the and upping their season record to 2-4. baseline," she said, adding, "I was a lit- To start off the competition, Deirdre tle unhappy with my overhead [smashl Ettus, Stony Brook's first-seed in sin- I [also] have to work on my consistency." gles, defeated Ingrid Bulla in straight In the sixth and final singles match, sets, 6-2, 6-4. Prior to her match, Mike Debbie Gruskin was victorious for the Lee, the men's starting singles player first time this season. She defeated Nas- predicted the outcome of that competi- sau's Karen Gerlack in three sets, which tion. Without the use of a crystal ball, he included a tiebreaker in the first set predicted "Deirdre will win in straight The score of the tiebreaker was 7-4. The sets. She won't lose more than six games final score in the match was 6-3. Grus- in the entire match." Later, Ettus' only kin's win gave the Patriots a 5-1 lead comment was that "I'd rather be at a going into the doubles competition, [Grateful] Dead concert." clinched Stony Brook victory in the Chrisse Goodman started off her third match. match as the number two seeded player, In first doubles, Ettus and Goodman but unlike her two previous matches in combined to defeat Bulla and Lionati, this position, Goodman was unable to 6-2, in a six game "pro-style" set. In the win this one. She took her challenger, other two doubles matches which were Lorraine Lionati to three sets before los- stopped due to darkness, the Patriots ing, 7-5, 2-6, 6-2, to Lionati. were also winning in these nearlysimul- Ericka Iten also lost the first set of her taneous matches, and both were one match, against Mori Schwartz, 4-6, but game shoft of completion. In second she was able to come back and win in doubles, Marcus and Fiore were one three sets. Iten won the second 7-5, and game shy of defeating Kester and continued for the win, 6-4, in the third Maryann Keller. Michele Caputo and and final set. Sharon Nathanson were also one game Sharon Marcus extended her win shy of beating Audra Wolfman and streak to five consecutive matches, Burke. defeating Jane Burke in straight sets. Gruskin is confident about the rest of Jackie Fiore made it to her second the season, for herselfS well as for the match, and won it, as she had done in her entire team. She said, 'Now that we won previous match. As Marcus had, Fiore two straight flPsfAtfl hpr onnonnf t in otrirrhit qp4t' matches, we're on our way kALXV age.%.fi> . II are i.ieLO A.c.e 5tony Brook tennis player Jackie Fiore, shown hornduring Yot rday'smatch. Fiore to a bright future." defeated her opponent in straight sts in the fifth-seeded match.

Pat.olkyballers R Or or r By Lisa Miceli The Stony Brook women's volleyball team was vic- with a mean killshot to clinch the third game. torious against Iona College yesterday, winning three The Patriots are now 2-3. The record is impressive, out of the four games at home. given the fact that "the starting lineup for games They were off to a shaky start, but gained enough included four freshmen, two sophomores, and one momentum to win the next three gapnes after losing senior,"according to coach Teri Tiso. the first game 15-S1. The last three games were won The statistics from this game were also good. Serv- with identical'scores of 15-10. ing was 94 percent. There was Wendy Nelson serving In the first game, the Pats were down 8-2. They 100 percent in the second game and Jeanne Lafferty started to come back with help from Nancy Kuhlman serving a perfect game. There were 17 aces also. The serving and net penalties against Iona. The Pats even- team overall had 46 killshots. Kuhlman had the most } tually tied the score 10-10. At the end of the game, (17) followed by Linda Wertz (11). The defense was Adriane Springer served to put the Pats within two lead by Denise Driscoll, Springer and Lafferty. points of winning but Iona came back to win to 15-13 in This young team has potential. A lot of its enthusi- a close game. asm comes from it's coach. She keeps her players on During the second game. the team got off to a good their toes, and keeps their spirit high. Volleyball start with Kuhlman serving. Kuhlman also had some depends also on your mental state. Tiso constantly incredible kill shots that seemed to leave the opponent reminds her players of helpful hints while they are on splattered on the other side of the net. the court. At the beginning of the third game, they got off to a There are more exciting games down the road for slow start but turned a fierce battle at the net. regain- the Patriots. They have the Stony Brook tournament, * ing the lead. The team started to make a lot of mis- home. starting at 10:00 AM this Saturday. It will host takes, but had enough momentum to win. New York University, Southampton, Pace, and Nas- sau Community College. The Pats are looking to win In the very last game, the Stony Brook women in red m a lot of beautiful blocks their tournament for the third consecutive year in a roow v e pbeder rotumns a*ho d0ok Weetftdy's were at their best There were w t t and saves by the whole team. Kuhlman ended the set row. f kwhs CoNde. Sp /Geare Athm