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AN ORDINANCE TO AMEND THE ZONING USE DISTRICT MAP OF CHAPTER 50 – ZONING – OF THE CODE OF THE CITY OF EAST LANSING

Please take notice that Ordinance No. 1341 was adopted by the East Lansing City Council at a regular meeting of the Council held on February 3, 2015 and will become effective 7 days after the publication of the following ordinance.

THE CITY OF EAST LANSING ORDAINS:

The Zoning Use District Map is hereby amended to rezone the following described area from B-4, Restricted Office Business District, to B-5, Community Retail Sales Business District:

Tax Parcel No: 33-20-01-02-427-019

A part of the Northeast 1/4 of the Southeast 1/4 of Section 2, T4N, R2W, City of East Lansing, Ingham County, Michigan described as commencing at the Southeast corner of said Section 2; thence along the East line of said Section 2 N00°07'43"E 1325.94 feet to the South line of the Northeast 1/4 of the Southeast 1/4 of said Section 2; thence along said line N89°52'50"W 280.00 feet to the point of beginning; thence continuing along said line N89°52'50"W 248.30 feet; thence N00°11'55"E 619.72 feet to the South line of Lake Lansing Road; thence N89°53'12"E 247.55 feet; thence S00°07'43"W 246.86 feet; thence S66°32'21"W 54.56 feet; thence N89°52'17"W 12.00 feet; thence S00°07'43"W 174.77 feet; thence Northeasterly 62.27 feet along the arc of a 197.50 foot radius curve to the left whose chord bears N89°01'51"E 62.01 feet; thence S00°07'43"W 178.45 feet to the point of beginning, containing 3.27 acres of land, more or less, and subject to any easements or rights-of-way of record.

More commonly known as 1595 West Lake Lansing Road, East Lansing, Michigan 48823

A true copy of Ordinance No. 1341 can be inspected or obtained at the Office of the City Clerk at City Hall, 410 Abbot Road, East Lansing, Michigan during normal business hours.

Marie E. Wicks City Clerk

CP#15_028 City Pulse • February 11, 2015 www.lansingcitypulse.com 5 PULSE NEWS & OPINION ger economy, make health care and energy more affordable, defend our liberties and improve education by reducing the Congressional race power of the federal government and promoting freedom." Without question, Driskell is getting an enormous head C Walberg gets a 2016 opponent... already start, but there are strong tactical reasons to do so. For one, the Democrats' nominee in 2014, Pam Byrnes, is OF THE WEEK State Rep. Gretchen Driskell’s announcement that she’ll weighing a second run. The former speaker pro tem of the run against U.S. Rep. Tim Walberg in 2016 wasn't lost this state House will be forced to accelerate her decision-making week in national Democratic circles. or risk losing support and potential donors. While Byrnes David Nir, who covers campaigns for the highly read pro- ran a credible campaign against Walberg last year, she still gressive blog "The Daily Kos," lead off his daily lost by 12 percentage points. WOMAN update Tuesday with, "Good news for Democrats. Also, Driskell will need the extra time to raise the mon- IN THE Team Blue has landed one of its first legitimate ey necessary for the Democratic Congressional Campaign NEWS recruits in the arduous battle Committee to take her campaign seriously. Last year, the to reclaim the House." DCCC hardly played at all in Michigan, mostly because they With that high praise, Nir went on to were stuck playing defensive with their vulnerable incum- talk up the Democrats' chances in the bents. The coming 2016 cycle could turn out much different. 7th Congressional seat, which includes During a series of events across the district, Driskell said Delta Township and Grand Ledge. Last she wanted to get an early start on the campaign because of year’s Democratic gubernatorial candi- how large the 7th District is and because she's going to be date, Mark Schauer, held it for a term balancing the campaign with her fulltime job as a member from 2009 to 2011, taking it away from of the State House. Property: 4650 Meridian Road, Saint Republican Walberg. But Walberg won "I take my job really seriously," she said. "I have a lot of Katherine’s Chapel, Williamston it back and has held onto it. work to do there too." "Given the Democrats' huge deficit, Walberg The 7th District includes Eaton, Jackson, Hillsdale, this is definitely the kind of district the Branch, Lenawee and Monroe counties and a portion of The State of Michigan historical marker party will need to win in order to take Washtenaw County. for this structure suggests that it was “the majority," Nir wrote. "Driskell may just Asked how important it is for Driskell to have a clear pri- work of an unsophisticated country build- have the chops to make it happen." mary in her push to unseat Walberg, Schauer said it would er.” This blunt opinion notwithstanding, So who is Gretchen Driskell, help from a fundraising standpoint. the building demonstrates the skill of a car- D-Saline, and why are Democrats both "I think it's beneficial," Schauer said. "I think Gretchen is penter who made the most of the limited in-state and out excited about the pros- getting in early because she believes in this race." supplies and tools available in 1887. While pects of giving Walberg a race in this 53 Driskell grew up on Long Island and worked in account- the chapel is decidedly simple in plan, this percent GOP-base seat? ing in D.C. before moving with her family to Michigan in “Carpenter’s Gothic” building appropri- The two-term state House mem- 1988. ately features decorative wood from top to ber served as the mayor of Saline for She became heavily involved in the Saline commu- bottom: roughly split shingles on the roof, 14 years. She defeated an incumbent nity, including helping organize fundraising for the Saline ornamental scallops in the steeply pitched Driskell Republican in 2012 to win her first term Recreation Center. She was elected to the Saline City Council gables and vertical board and batten siding and coasted to second term last year in 1993 and went on become to the city's longest-serving beneath. when the GOP failed to find anyone credible to run against female mayor. Alexander Jackson Davis championed the her. In that '12 race, she raised $662,109, which allowed her As Saline's mayor, Driskell pushed for downtown revital- Gothic Revival style in the United States, to go toe-to-toe with former Rep. Mark Ouimet. ization and worked on multiple capital improvement proj- featuring it prominently in his 1837 book "She has been winning tough elections in tough seats her ects. She also helped start a farmers market, a youth council “Rural Residences.” His work was the first whole career," said Schauer, who campaigned with Driskell and a culture commission in Saline. in a series of pattern books that were intend- during a couple of stops on Monday. As a member of the State House, she has worked with ed to guide untrained designers, possibly Because she's a minority member in the state House from the House's bipartisan caucus, has fought against education including the builder of this chapel. a swing district, Driskell, 56, doesn't have any public acts to funding cuts and has introduced legislation to require equal Lancet windows, which are the pri- her credit during her first term. But the Long Island native pay for equal work. mary defining characteristic of Gothic sponsored legislation on the equal-pay-for-women issue and "For those families that have seen their Michigan dream architecture, are missing from this build- sought an opt-out for rape and incest in the new law that torn down, I think we need to help them rebuild it," Driskell ing. However, the builder has suggested women must seek a rider if they want their private health said during her press conference. "For those families that this detail in trefoil arches applied to the insurance to cover elective abortions. have built their own Michigan dream through hard work and rectangle windows and in triangle-shaped Conceivably, her work on these issues puts her in a posi- determination, let's help them protect it." transoms, which may be easily fabricated tion to cash in on any coattails Hillary Clinton would have if She noted that as mayor of Saline she was nonpartisan. without cutting glass into curved panes. she wins the Democratic presidential nomination and has the "I really work hard and I believe that most of our voters in Additionally, the street elevation features an success early polling is revealing she will have in Michigan. this district are looking for people who are going to help try oversized pointed arch, which supports the For his part, Walberg is taking nothing for granted. The to fix things and look for solutions," Driskell said. Christian cross and is in turn supported by four-term congressman's campaign sent an email to sup- Driskell said she doesn't plan on comparing and contrast- carved wood brackets. porters 24 hours after Driskell's announcement tour was ing herself with Walberg on the campaign trail. launched that linked Driskell to House Minority Leader "I think his record speaks for itself." — Daniel E. Bollman, AIA Nancy Pelosi and Schauer. "While the Washington, D.C., Democrats are determined — Kyle Melinn of MIRS News “Eye candy of the Week” is our weekly look at some of to make this a very long campaign season for the people of the nicer properties in Lansing. It rotates each with Eyesore of the Week. If you have a suggestion, please e-mail eye@lan- the 7th District, Tim is remaining focused on working for singcitypulse.com or call Belinda Thurston at 999-5065. you," the email read. "He is working to encourage a stron- 6 www.lansingcitypulse.com City Pulse • February 11, 2015

Authority, wrote this on his Facebook wall hitting a bong and gesturing obscenely. It in the car that survived.....it’s fascinating Sunday at 9:44 p.m.: is unclear if the image is of Smith. Barron’s that Progress Michigan seems fixated on the Shock and awe “I dare the LSJ TO PUT THIS ON THE post appears to be in response to a Lansing race of the murdered man … not me ...I was FRONT PAGE! As opposed to the cheery State Journal article Sunday about the vic- simply giving my opinion on consequences. Tim Barron attacks shooting photos they did run.... tim, showing photos of Smith with his girl- Interesting also that Progress Michigan victim in Facebook post “No wonder so many 20 somethings fall friend and daughter. omits the LSJ report that police say it WAS for the "Victim Narrative"... even the local The liberal advocacy group Progress NOT A RANDOM Progress Michigan is asking Lansing paper seems amazed when horrible choices Michigan reacted SHOOTING. You are reporters. You DO radio host Tim Barron to apologize for a result in horrible consequences! quickly. know what that means, right?? You may post on his Facebook page Sunday that “I ask out loud again ... how many of you “It’s extremely dis- print this if you wish.” appears to blame the victim of a shooting think it is within normal boundaries to have appointing to see a Solo Brooks, 38, manager of All Of the in East Lansing last week for his own death. ‘"friends’ die in midnite drug related shoot- prominent Lansing Above Hip Hop Academy in Lansing, said Michael Smith, 22 of Lansing, was shot ings? figure like Tim Barron’s comments don’t help the commu- to death last Thursday in a parking lot in “Its amazing to me i am criticized Barron using racist nity open positive and constructive conver- East Lansing. The shooting remains under for pointing out the obvious.. THESE tropes to justify the sation. The academy teaches urban youth investigation. WERE NOT VICTIMS THEY WERE death of a young man hip-hop arts — rapping, grafitti, bboying Barron, also the chairman of the Lansing VOLUNTEERS… .” while a murderer is — as a community building tool. Entertainment and Public Facilities Barron included a photo of a black man still at-large,” Sam “It puts up a wall, it doesn’t allow any Inglot, a communica- room,” Brooks said. ”It’s a sad misunder- tions specialist wrote Barron standing that has been tagged on urban PUBLIC NOTICES in a press release. youth, whether black or Hispanic, because N O T I C E “Similar character you’re from the slums you’re deemed less assassinations were made during the inves- than.” The Board of Review of the City of Lansing will meet in regular sessions in the 3rd Floor Conference Room, City Hall for five days March 09,10,11,12, &13 2015 at 9:00 AM to 12:00 NOON and 1:30PM tigations surrounding the deaths of Trayvon Brooks said it’s unfortunate young black to 4:30PM. EXCEPT for Wednesday, March 11 from 1:30PM to 4:30PM and 6:00PM to 9:00PM Martin and Michael Brown and only served males are stereotyped. to review and correct the assessment roll made by the City Assessor. The Board will hold open to fuel racism and victim blaming. Barron’s “If there’s a chance to create open dia- sessions, during which time any resident taxpayer may be present to make appeals and be heard in person. Taxpayers are permitted to file his or her protest by letter and his or her personal appearance post is an insult to the memory and family logue with someone who feels you’re a thug,” shall not be required. Protest at the Board of Review is necessary to protect your right to further of Michael Smith and he needs to apologize he said. “The opportunity would be great. appeals to the Michigan Tax Tribunal. An appointment is necessary and must be scheduled before immediately.” But at the same time people have their 4:30 PM, March 11, 2015. Letter appeals must be received in the Assessor’s Office by 4:30 PM, Barron declined to share why he posted March 12, 2015. If you wish to contact the City of Lansing Assessor’s Office, you may do so by calling views and their opinions and a narrow set (517) 483-7624. what he did. on things. It’s the way it’s always been. It’s He said his Facebook account “is some- hard, it’s all perspective. You try to get the RATIO AND TENTATIVE EQUALIZATION FACTORS FOR 2015 thing I do as a private person. It’s a place perspectives to clash to create some kind of INGHAM COUNTY where people can say what they want to say." harmony. But clash can be bad. I don’t know RATIO FACTOR He declined to comment when asked if what kind of dialogue can be brought forth. COMMERCIAL 50.00 1.00 he had a responsibility not only as a public We need to take action, create momentum INDUSTRIAL 50.00 1.00 RESIDENTIAL 50.00 1.00 figure as a radio show host but as the leader to broaden people’s views such as what we’re PERSONAL PROPERTY 50.00 1.00 of a city agency. doing with AOTA.” He said he had been unaware that “Race is an uncomfortable thing to talk EATON COUNTY Progress Michigan had issued a statement. about. It’s time to be uncomfortable.“ COMMERCIAL 50.00 1.00 “I’m the bad guy,” Barron said. “Hilarious.” INDUSTRIAL 50.00 1.00 After reading the statement he sent an — Belinda Thurston RESIDENTIAL 50.00 1.00 PERSONAL PROPERTY 50.00 1.00 email to City Pulse: “I did not identify this man as being black CLINTON COUNTY or white anywhere in my post--and the pho-

AGRICULTURAL 50.00 1.00 to came from the FB page of the other man COMMERCIAL 50.00 1.00 INDUSTRIAL 50.00 1.00 PUBLIC NOTICES DEVELOPMENTAL 50.00 1.00 PERSONAL PROPERTY 50.00 1.00 NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING EAST LANSING ZONING BOARD OF APPEALS Subject to revisions by: Board of Review, County Equalization, State Tax Commission Notice is hereby given of the following public hearing to be held by the East Lansing Zoning Board of Appeals on Wednesday, March 4, 2015, beginning at 7:00 p.m., in the 54 B District Court, Courtroom City Assessor’s Office 1, 101 Linden Street, East Lansing:

CP#15_017 A public hearing will be held to consider a variance request from Gerald G. Kaplan for the property located at 831 Grand River Avenue, in the RM-32, City CHARTER TOWNSHIP OF MERIDIAN Center Multiple-Family Residential District, from the following requirement of NOTICE OF POSTING OF TOWNSHIP BOARD MINUTES Chapter 50 - Zoning Code of the City of East Lansing:

On February 4, 2015, the following minutes of the proceedings of the Meridian Township Board were a. Article V. Sec. 50-443(2)(e) – Ground Coverage, to increase the sent for posting in the following locations: ground coverage from 63.6 % to 66.5 % where 60% is allowed.

Meridian Township Municipal Building, 5151 Marsh Road The applicant is proposing a small addition to the existing building and a patio. Meridian Township Service Center, 2100 Gaylord C. Smith Court Hope Borbas Okemos Branch Library, 4321 Okemos Road Call (517) 319-6930, the Department of Planning, Building and Development, East Lansing City Hall, Haslett Branch Library, 1590 Franklin Street 410 Abbot Road, East Lansing, for additional information. All persons interested in these appeals will Harris Nature Center, 3998 Van Atta Road be given an opportunity to be heard. Snell Towar Recreation Center, 6146 Porter Ave. and the Township Web Site www.meridian.mi.us. The City of East Lansing will provide reasonable auxiliary aids and services, such as interpreters for the hearing impaired and audio tapes of printed materials being considered at the meeting, to individuals with disabilities upon request received by the City seven (7) calendar days prior to the January 20, 2015 Regular Meeting meeting. Individuals with disabilities requiring aids or services should write or call the Department of Planning, Building and Development, 410 Abbot Road, East Lansing, MI 48823. Phone: (517) 319- 6930. TDD Number: 1-800-649-3777.

ELIZABETH LEGOFF BRETT DREYFUS Marie E. Wicks SUPERVISOR TOWNSHIP CLERK City Clerk

CP#15_029 CP#15_027 City Pulse • February 11, 2015 www.lansingcitypulse.com 7

Michigan Education Trust, a 529 plan that ers markets, Republicans want to allow property without due process or criminal One party payback allows for prepayment of college tuition beer and liquor sales. They call this an conviction. It also promises a hard look at and fees and the Michigan Education “economic growth” measure. Another ini- tax incremental financing, which allows Republican legislative agenda: Savings Program, which allows savings to tiative deals solely with beer. “Ensuring a community like Lansing Township to Radical to ridiculous to rational cover a wider range of education expenses. that the refilling of growlers at licensed establish Eastwood Towne Center as a spe- But there is no call for higher education establishments is permitted by regulators cial district and essentially exclude other The consequence of one-party govern- investment by the state, which according is paramount.” Remember, this priority: levels of government (the county, CATA, ment — that is Republican — in Michigan to a report by Bloomberg.com ranks 36th “paramount.” libraries) from collecting what would be can be found in the 78-point grab bag of in the nation for the percentage of college Other proposals would allow utilities to their normal share of tax revenue. “action items” release by House members graduates, just ahead of New Mexico. use out-of-state renewable energy to meet And it promises a hard look at film tax last week. Another major initiative deals with state imposed standards, effectively keep- credits. Sure it's fun to see Michigan in the As you would expect grading. The platform states: “Michigan ing Michigan pollution in Michigan where movies, but credits are costly and as policy after years of inbreeding, uses a confusing color-coded school it belongs. It wants to prohibit the state are unlikely to prove themselves as a solid what comes out of the accountability system. A change to letter administrative departments from advanc- investment and job creator. Republican caucus can grades while also adding a transparency ing “rules more stringent than the Feds.” Republicans, with overwhelming seem normal and rea- dashboard for schools will be advanced.” The platform seeks to open more state majorities in the House and Senate, can sonable … until it isn't. Call this a solution for a problem you lands to off-road vehicles, allow discrimi- push through what ever legislation they Granted, it's a political didn't know about. There are two substan- nation if it is based on “religious beliefs” like. The only check on their agenda is document that's broad tive education initiatives in the offing. and looser gun laws. Governor Snyder, who in his final term enough to cover the One would provide greater flexibility for Backing off from its fringe issues, the is less shackled to the party's conserva- MICKEY HIRTEN spectrum of Republican qualified individuals who want to teach, Republicans want to reform the abusive tive wing and more free to pursue a more thinking. And there relaxing what Republicans call the “overly Civil Asset Forfeiture Law that allows law centrist approach. If that his “agenda,” let's are, in fact, initiatives that are some wor- cumbersome” certification process. The enforcement agencies to seize personal hope he sticks with it. thy for all of Michigan. But not too many. other would “develop a uniform, robust The 78-point plan opens with the party accreditation” for charter school authoriz- congratulating itself for Michigan's eco- ers to “clearly designate standards and nomic recovery. That it isn't a real recov- exceptions.” ery — the state still has one of the highest The Republican game plan, as expected, unemployment rates in the nation —and aims as scoring points at the expense of that the gains are largely due to a recover- workers. It wants to eliminate the ability ing auto industry with its unionized work- of localities to pass ordinances mandating ers isn't mentioned. wages and benefits, particularly sick pay. Newsmakers But neither in any meaningful way are Of course, legislators aren't docked pay THIS WEEK: the issues that the Republican-controlled when they don't show up for work. But this CAPITOL Legislature punted on in the last four isn't a “do-unto-others” crowd. It continues HOSTED BY BERL SCHWARTZ years: roads and transportation, higher to target state workers with a proposal to ROUNDTABLE education funding, the $2 billion correc- “upgrade and advance employee account- tions budget and health care. ability and performance,” both of which are None get serious treatment in the plan, governed by the Civil Service Commission. which seeks to cut state income taxes just The party would like to meddle state- as Michigan discovers it has a $325 mil- worker issues, but is blocked the Michigan lion deficit this year and projects a $532 Constitution, which enables the Civil deficit in 2016. It also seeks to “continue Service Commission to protect workers dedication of money” to the state's Rainy them from politics. Day Fund. Corrections spending could There is lots of interest in alcohol. offer some opportunities for savings, but Claiming that regulatory measures are expect the predictable outcry from the holding back the expansion of farm- law-and-order constituency of police, pros- ecutors and unions to tamp down any real reforms. KYLE MELINN What Republicans propose are prison MIRS EDITOR nursing homes where they can off-load aging inmates and tap Medicaid funds to pay for their care. It's not necessarily a bad idea, but only nibbles around the astound- ing cost to the state of its draconian sentencing requirements. The proposed approach to judicial, criminal justice and ARI ADLER correctional reforms seems awfully late in GOVERNOR’S OFFICE coming for a party that's controlled state government for the last four years. The 37 2015 plan states: “Prison reform ideas have been percolating for years and now is the time to advance cost savings reforms that balance the safety of Michigan's with the use of limited taxpayer resources.” MY18TV! Legislators know what to do, but tough- 10 A.M. EVERY SATURDAY on-crime posturing wins elections. If they can save money, it won't be going to higher education. None of the 78 points deal with helping Michigan's COMCAST CHANNEL 16 LANSING colleges or helping make college more affordable. Legislators want to review the 7:30 P.M. EVERY FRIDAY 8 www.lansingcitypulse.com City Pulse • February 11, 2015

will report to Peffley unless otherwise noted, include: PUBLIC NOTICES BRIEFS • Heather Shawa-DeCook - chief PUBLIC NOTICE financial officer. Shawa-DeCook, whom Finding of No Significant Impact (FONSI) and Notice of Intent to Request Release of Funds Friedland Industries wins January 31, 2015 Peffley announced as CFO last month, Lansing Housing Commission Outstanding Small Business Award previously served Lansing’s Demmer 419 Cherry Street, Lansing, MI 48933 - Telephone: (517) 487-6550 Friedland Industries received the Corp. as vice president of operations and www.lanshc.org Greater Lansing Regional Chamber of CFO. On or about April 15, 2015, the above named entity will request the U. S. Department of Housing Commerce Outstanding Small Business • George Stojic - executive direc- and Urban Development (“HUD”) release Federal Comprehensive Grant funding under Title 1 Award at the chamber’s annual dinner tor, planning and development. Stojic, of the Public Housing Act of 1937 as amended. In addition, HUD will be advised the City of Lansing (“CITY”) issued a FONSI related to the proposed activities at the addresses included Tuesday. who has been with the BWL since 2007, below. “For nearly 130 years, our family has will continue to be responsible for long- been proud to call Lansing home,” said term planning, environmental compli- The 2015-2019 Capital Fund Grants are for rehabilitating and renovating Lansing Housing Commission (“LHC”) properties, staffing and resident programs. The following activities are Larry Bass, CEO of Friedland Industries. ance, energy efficiency and renewable proposed under this program: kitchen and bathroom renovations, roof, downspouts, gutter , “We’re honored to accept this award on energy programs, major customer proj- furnaces, water heaters, ranges and refrigerator replacements ,computer software, maintenance behalf of our family and also the great ects, project engineering and market vehicles and equipment purchases, building/site improvements (electronic communication devices computer/telephone hardware, fees and costs, operations, administration, and people who work so hard at Friedland.” operations. Stojic previously worked at management improvements The total Entitlement Comprehensive Grant for 2015 will be Friedland Industries processes met- the Michigan Public Service Commission approximately $1.2M. The amount over a 5 year period will be approximately $6 million based als, paper, plastics, and electronics for in various regulatory positions for 30 on current funding levels. recycling, including an extensive confi- years. The aforementioned activities will occur at one or more of the following LHC properties: dential shredding service for paper, hard • Dave Bolan - promoted to interim drives, and other media items. executive director, operations. Bolan, 1. Mt. Vernon Park, 3338 N. Waverly, Lansing, MI 48906 “We are committed to being good who served as director of electric trans- 2. Hildebrandt Park, 3122 N. Turner Street, Lansing, MI 48906 3. LaRoy Froh, 2400 Reo Road, Lansing, MI 48910 neighbors and helping Lansing both mission and distribution, has been with 4. Forest Arbor, 2133 Forest Road, Lansing, MI 48910 economically and environmentally,” said the BWL since 1987 and assumes Peffley’s 5. Hoyt Avenue, 1904 Hoyt, Lansing, MI 48910 Mike Bass, a manager with Friedland. former position. Bolan will continue 6. 3200 S. Washington, Lansing, Mi. 48911 7. Scattered Site Housing located within the City of Lansing MI Each year, Friedland Industries overseeing T&D and add electric genera- donates more than 10,000 pounds of tion and water production and distribu- The funds as outlined above and a request for release of funds does not constitute an metal to artists in support of Scrapfest, tion to his responsibilities. Before join- action significantly effecting the quality of the human environment and accordingly, the CITY has decided not to prepare an Environmental Impact Statement (“EIS”) under the National an outdoor metal art exhibition and ing the BWL, Bolan worked at Houston Environmental Policy Act of 1969(PL91-190). contest held in Lansing’s Old Town. Lighting and Power. Friedland also holds Confidential • Michael Flowers - promoted to The reasons for this decision are as follows: 1. The scale and nature of the proposed activities will have a minimal impact upon the Document Destruction Day after tax executive director, Human Resources. environment. day each year so that residents and busi- Flowers most recently was director of 2. The proposed activities will provide long-term benefits to public housing residents ness owners can confidentially shred and water operations, but he had served as and the CITY recycle confidential documents for free. BWL director of human resources. Before An Environmental Review Record in reference to the 2011-2015 LHC Capital Fund Grant “We are honored that the Chamber that he worked in human resources for activities was made by the CITY and LHC. The Environmental Review Record described the has recognized not only our business, Accident Fund Insurance Co. of America 2011-15 Capital Fund Grant activities and detailed the reasons why EIS is not required. The Environmental Review Record is on file at LHC, 419 Cherry Street, Lansing, MI 48933 and may but also the importance of the scrap and and Sparrow Health System. Flowers has be examined by the public between the hours of 9:00 a.m. 12:00 p.m. and 1 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. commodity recycling industry to Mid- been with the BWL since 2008. No further environmental review of the named projects will be conducted prior to the request Michigan,” said Randy Rifkin, co-owner • Trent Atkins - promoted to direc- for release of federal funds. of Friedland Industries. “We hope to take tor, emergency planning, security, safety All interested agencies, groups and persons disagreeing with this decision are invited to this positive momentum and continue and training. Atkins, who will report submit written comments for consideration to the LHC, 419 Cherry Street, Lansing, MI 48933. our mission to benefit Lansing environ- to Flowers and will be included in all Such written comments must be received at the above address on or before March 23, 2015. All comments received will be considered. LHC will not request the release of federal funds mentally and economically.” of Peffley’s executive team meetings, or take any administrative action on the proposed activities prior to the date specified above. joined the BWL in 2014 as the BWL’s first emergency operations manager. He LHC will finance the activities with Capital Fund Grant money provided by HUD under Title Interim BWL general manager 1 of the Public Housing Act of 1937 and section 305 of the Multi-Family Housing Property will continue responsibilities for emer- Disposition Reform Act of 1994. The CITY is certifying to HUD that the City and Virgil Bernero, names new executive team gency preparedness and management in his official capacity, as Mayor, consent to accept jurisdiction of the federal courts if any and adds security, safety and training to action is brought to enforce responsibilities in relation to environmental reviews, decisions and actions and that upon its approval, the Lansing Housing Commission may use the Capital The deck continues to be shuffled at his duties. Atkins was a 24-year veteran Fund Grant, and HUD will have satisfied its responsibilities under the National Environmental the Board of Water & Light. of the Lansing Fire Department who Policy Act of 1969. HUD will accept an objection to its approval of the release of funds and Interim General Manager Dick Peffley served as assistant chief and chief of the acceptance of the certification only if it is on one of the following reasons: announced his new executive team mem- department’s Emergency Management (a) The certification was not executed by the Chief Executive Officer or other officer of bers this week. Division. the Applicant approved by HUD. “This team has the right kind of expe- • Serkaian - promoted to executive (b) An applicant’s Environmental Review Record for the project indicates omission of rience and professional leadership to director, public affairs. Serkaian, previ- a required decision, finding or step, applicable to the project in the Environmental Review assist me in delivering our core mission ously director of communications, has Process. — to provide BWL customers with reli- been with the BWL since 2012. Serkaian able and affordable electric and water will continue responsibilities for internal Objections must be prepared and submitted in accordance with the required procedure (24.CFR 58) and may be addressed to the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, service. This realignment of responsibili- and external communications, including Office of Public Housing, Patrick V. McNamara Building, 477 Michigan Avenue, Detroit, MI ties is designed to place the right people media relations, and combine into one 48226-2592. HUD will not consider objections to the release of funds on any basis other than in the right jobs in order to maximize department added responsibilities for those stated above. HUD will consider no objection received after April 08, 2015. service to our customers,” said Peffley, in governmental and community relations. a written statement. Serkaian previously worked for Detroit Virgil Bernero, Mayor Patricia Baines-Lake, Executive Director Stephen Sarkaian, executive director Mayor Dave Bing, the Lansing School City of Lansing Lansing Housing Commission 124 W. Michigan Avenue 419 Cherry Street of public affairs, said four positions are District, Lansing Mayor David Hollister, Lansing, MI 48933 Lansing, MI 48933 promotions and will likely come with pay the Michigan House of Representatives increases but they have not been deter- and U.S. Sen. Carl Levin. ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT PUBLIC HEARING MARCH 23, 2015, 5:30 P.M. mined. The reorganization plan was • Brandie Ekren, special assistant city Lansing Housing Commission, 3338 N. Waverly, Lansing, MI 48906 shared with the board of commissioners, attorney and legal counsel to the BWL, he said. remains on the executive team. Ekren CP#15_030 The executive team members, who has been with the BWL since 2004. City Pulse • February 11, 2015 www.lansingcitypulse.com 9

IMMUNIZATION OBLIGATION? Disease outbreaks pit public health against personal choice

By BELINDA THURSTON and 89 percent for MMR. tion. It’s an “indoctrination course or video,” according to The headlines stop you in your tracks. Reasons for not vaccinating range from medical to Skurnowicz. “Spreading Measles Outbreak Also Takes Heavy religious to philosophical. Those who make it a personal Then parents must provide a written statement indi- Economic Toll,” Scientific American. choice cite side effects and adverse effects that even the cating their religious or philosophical objections and sign “Why the Next Outbreak Could Be Polio,” New York CDC acknowledges, like fever, allergic reactions, bloody a form that says: “I acknowledge that Observer. stool and on rare occasions seizures and brain damage. I have been informed that I may be “Measles outbreak spreads to three more states and Since 2000, when measles was declared eliminated in placing my child and others at risk of Washington DC,” The Washington Post. the U.S., the number of people each year reported to have serious illness should he or she con- Since 2000 measles was a distant memory, banished measles ranged from a low of 37 in 2004 to a high of 644 tract a disease that could have been like polio or smallpox. But the highly contagious airborne in 2014. prevented through proper vaccina- disease is making a comeback with more than 600 cases An outbreak, according to Dr. Dean Sienko, associate tion.” last year and 121 so far this year, according to the Centers dean for prevention and public health at the Michigan Vail said the change was needed to for Disease Control and Prevention. Vaccinations provided State University College of Human Medicine, is “one case ensure that those opting out under- a wall of protection, accepted as settled medical science. more than you would expect to have.” So if there had been stand the risks to the health of their But it isn’t for some. only 20 cases of a disease yearly and it went to 21 another children and others. She said officials With fear whipping to a froth and resentment and year, it counts as an outbreak. want those choosing not to vaccinate Sienko blame aimed at anti-vaxxers — those who decline to inocu- To curb the threat, Michigan tightened its rules effec- are not influenced by misinformation, late their children — the issue comes down to free choice. tive this year to file for a philosophical waiver exempting a myths or bad science. Should vaccinations be mandatory? Should we offer philo- sophical objection waivers at all? Education is key “If I had it my way I probably wouldn’t,” said Linda “I don't think the government has the right to tell Vail, health officer of the Ingham County Health people what they can and can't do with their bod- Department. “But we believe in civil liberties ies,” said Sybil Shelton Ford, lead toddler guide and freedoms in the U.S.” at Stepping Stones Montessori School in East Childhood diseases nearly forgotten Lansing. “However, I believe that parents in modern generational memory like should be well informed and look at all measles and mumps have returned to options to protect their children, such public attention. And while today’s as not having multiple vaccinations cases of measles pale in compari- at the same time. Many parents are son to before the vaccine in 1963 talked into doing so and do not — three to four million cases know that vaccinations can be a year with 400 to 500 deaths broken up.” — officials today are sounding “As far as school is concerned, alarms that the unvaccinated I believe that parents have have will usher in waves of disease. the right to refuse or delay vacci- “We will see epidemics of dis- nations. They need to understand eases we haven’t seen in years,” the risks involved.” Vail said Ford agrees with having philo- The recent outbreak of measles sophical waivers and educating par- started at Disneyland in California ents about the risks. and reveals hot spots or leaks in the Skurnowicz feels the new waiver rules “herd immunity” chain that health officials amount to browbeating or shaming parents seek for the general population. The concept into vaccinations. is that if more than 95 percent of the popula- She referred to her organization as “pro- tion is inoculated such illnesses as pertussis (whooping informed consent, not anti-vaccine.” cough), polio and measles, mumps and rubella (MMR) — It’s an advocacy group that is trying to remove man- even the weakest in the herd (infants, elderly, those with dates that health care workers be vaccinated. She said Courtesy Bennett family compromised immune systems) will be protected. But the her twin daughters, now 41, got sick from vaccinations as more people in the “herd” who opt out of inoculation, the Jillian Bennett of Clare has chosen not to vaccinate any infants that resulted in fevers and respiratory problems. weaker the protection for all. of her six children (infant not shown here). She says they Skurnowicz never took them back for more. are healthy and happy. She wants parents to have the “I grew up without any vaccinations,” she said. “Up until Weak links choice to immunize based on philosophical reasons. 100 years ago, there were no vaccinations. How did civi- Vail said the chain is weak in Michigan and Ingham lization survive to that point in time without having vac- County in particular, where the county ranks in the middle child from inoculations cinations?” of the pack for waivers. Barbara Skurnowicz, president of the HealthCare The measles-mumps-rubella (MMR) vaccine is “three Indeed Michigan’s MMR vaccination rate has barely Professionals for Vaccine Choice in Franklin, Mich., calls live viruses at the same time — an assault” on a baby’s new moved the needle over the last 20 years. In 1995, 77 per- the new rules “an obstacle course.” Parents have to go to immune system, she said. cent of the state was vaccinated for polio and 86 percent their health department in person and arrange to speak for MMR. In 2013, 90 percent were vaccinated for polio to a health official to learn about the benefits of vaccina- See Immunization, Page 10 10 www.lansingcitypulse.com City Pulse • February 11, 2015

36th and Clinton is 57th. social responsibility for the effects of their Immunization “There are medical reasons to waive choice on everybody else. Society tends to Cheryl Knapp them sometimes, and religious reasons,” be a bit too individual focused. Sometimes from page 9 said Vail. we need to be more community minded.” Overley, Lansing The third category is a philosophical Vail said she recently had an “ah hah” I don't think “society” can talk exemption. moment with a simple way to look at why rationally about this in this time of Vaccination rate “We got kinda loose with this other cat- vaccinations are important. hysteria and scapegoating. The cur- Ingham County ranks 46th out of 84 egory,” she said. “If you can’t bring peanuts to school rent climate reminds me of people counties for vaccination waivers. Eaton is Ingham County has had no cases of because you have allergies why can you freaking out about ebola in the US measles through 2013 and a few cases of bring your unvaccinated kid in? It’s like and post-9/11 when people were phys- Monica Pino, Haslett pertussis (nine in 2013). Kalamazoo, where hello. Every now and then you have to grab ically assaulting any men who looked I also am having my baby’s Vail worked before coming to Ingham onto these simplistic things.” vaguely brown and religious and some vaccinations delayed/spread out. I County, had an outbreak of pertussis in people in New Jersey were wrapping chose not to have him get the Hep 2006 affecting more than 300 people, she Personal choice their houses. B vac in the hospital because I think Jillian Bennett , 32 of Clare has I have had plenty of rational con- with the way that is spread, it's not a chosen not to vaccinate her children versations with friends but wider than concern for my newborn. I think it's six times over. that, more often than not, the fear and a harsh thing to add to the first day She believes she should be able to coercion seems to override listening or two of life. So he has actually not choose what’s best for her six chil- and nuance. gotten any vacs so far. dren, ages 10, 8, 6, 3, 2 and 6 months. But the conversation about that My older kids go to public schools and ANGELA CHELA choice has been hard, “hurtful and are up to date on shots. We decline hateful” she said. flu shots. It's interesting to me that ASHLEY, ONONDAGA Social media posts are heated. She people with an allergy to a certain said anti-vaxxers are being blamed I never vaccinated my two ingredient in the shot can get one that for “bringing back measles.” children(in fact, I never took them to is free of that ingredient, but if it's not Bennett, who is training to be a the hospital, they never had a physi- a needed ingredient, why is it in the midwife, said she used to work for cian). They have taken antibiotics shot at all? her local health department. once in their lives--for strep throat … She said she was judged by her I think it is vitally important to have Allison Singer, co-workers “negatively for our life this discussion in mainstream and to Lansing choices. It was not a very respected advocate vaccination research. There decision there for sure.” is much to learn. I have always felt I am supportive of holistic medicine She said a nurse looked up her that our society practices health-care but I also recognize the place of modern family’s vaccination records through on the basis of fear and intolerance. I medicine. I advocate healthy, natural liv- the Michigan Care Improvement would like to see a shift to faith, local ing and breastfeeding but I also think Registry. agriculture, and nurturing a more that vaccinations have their place. Of “It was just her being nosy,” she stress-free lifestyle. Our children course I recognize the inherent problem said. “She was concerned I would tell deserve so much better! and contradiction of the medical indus- my clients not to get vaccinations.” try in that people need to be sick in order CDC But Bennett said she’s not an anti- Allyson Green, for the industry to prosper and make Shown here are two “Official Rubella Fighter vaccination evangelist. money. The pharmaceutical industry is Membership Cards,” featuring the “spotted “I am personally offended by try- Lansing one of the top money-making industries rubella umbrella”. During the late 1960s and early ing to sway someone’s opinion on in the world so of course I am skeptical 1970s, these cards were given to children upon either side,” she said. “I don’t think We get our vaccinations but I'm a about all the drugs they push, especially receiving a rubella vaccination. the government should have their delayed schedule I wasn't okay with when they are only treating the symptom nose in what we do and how we raise Orion getting bombarded all at once instead of healing the root cause, some- said. our kids so we do things more spread out I also thing I think holistic medicine, diet, “Should our kids go through that if we Bennett said her children are healthy. am in the position where he receives lifestyle etc. is better at in a lot of cases can prevent them?” She home schools them. She won’t teach care primarily from me and my mom (not all- some diseases, conditions, etc. Allison Singer, 34, of Lansing is expect- them vaccines are bad. She will allow them so we don't have to worry about day require drugs). However, I still respect ing her first baby in April. Amid all the to make their own choices, should they care and the rampant cesspool of science and the progress that medicine preparations with a midwife and obstetri- want to travel and need them. germs there has made. Especially for vaccinations- cian and planning a wedding, she’s also But for now, as the guardian of their stopping outbreaks and saving lives. fraught over whether she will vaccinate her safety and health, she said she’s making the year.” Now there is the question of what new child. best decisions she can. “We have eliminated a lot of human vaccines and when. I need to do more She said she’s leaning toward “a more “The biggest for me is accepting a risk,” misery and death because of vaccinations,” research but right now I'm thinking conservative approach to the vaccination,” she said. “The efficacy (of some vaccines) he said. about a spaced out schedule with only spacing them out. She said she wants to is not that great. If I were to take that risk Just like covering our mouths when we the most pertinent vaccinations. There is do a lot more research about what the vac- for my kids I want assurance it’s actually cough, immunizations are a courtesy to our a measles outbreak right now. I am not cines contain, their efficacy and the side protecting them.” fellow man. one to freak out about it or live in fear effects or adverse effects. An example of a vaccine with wan- “We need to have a conversation about but I recognize that there are more vul- “On one hand I believe in freedom of ing efficacy is for pertussis. Even the CDC what is out social obligation to one anoth- nerable people in our society that this choice and individual liberty and making acknowledges the vaccine loses effective- er,” argues Sienko, former medical director could seriously affect. I just read an arti- informed decisions,” she said. “At the same ness after a year. And while no vaccine of the Ingham County Health Department cle about a little girl with cancer who is time it is a public health issue. What people offers 100 percent immunity, health offi- who retired last month as commander of unable to get vaccinated and got infected choose to do can affect the whole popula- cials say they are major weapons against the U.S. Army Public Health Command. with measles by another child who's par- tion.” some of the most contagious diseases we “What is our community responsibility ents chose not to vaccinate. So I feel it “If somebody has a concern, if their know. here? I feel as a public health physician we is somewhat of a social responsibility to child is physically unable to get the vacci- Vaccinations have done more good than have an obligation to one another. Not only vaccinate if one is able in order to protect nation due to a health reason that’s total- harm, Sienko said. to vaccinate to protect yourself but you vac- the most vulnerable who cannot- babies, ly valid,” she said. “But if they oppose it He said vaccinations “prevent 322 mil- cancer patients, older folks, etc. on other grounds they need to take some lion cases of illness and 732,000 deaths a See Immunization, Page 11 City Pulse • February 11, 2015 www.lansingcitypulse.com 11

nated. Sad but true.” Immunization Accepting the risks from page 10 One Lansing mother said she’s accepted those risks. cinate to protect others in your communi- Giving only her first name, Ashley, ty.” because she’s concerned her family and “Those with medical risks, we have to children will be judged, only her eldest protect them. They have no choice. If we child is vaccinated. “Right now anti-vac- cinators are in the spot- light,” she said. “Nobody supports the anti-vac- cinators. Ultimately the government doesn’t support us. When Ashley’s 7-year-old son was born, she said she didn’t ask questions and allowed the recommended vac- cination schedule. Her son started to have health problems that she assigns to the vac- cinations. “Acid reflux, ear infec- tions, constipation,” she said, were some of his ailments and they had Courtesy Monica Pino all been listed on a risk Monica Pino and her 1-month-old baby, Evan Phoenix Pino. Pino pamphlet when her son is choosing to delay vaccinations and spread them out. got vaccinated. But she said she hadn’t read it choose not to immunize we put others in or been aware of. the community at risk.” Her son’s health problems didn’t sur- face immediately she said, so “all my con- Temperatures rising cerns were poo pooed away.” Sienko said we need to strive for health “I got into an argument on Facebook in our conversations as well. with someone who said she was a vaccine “I’ve read some of these new articles scientist,” Ashley said. “I said, ‘I don’t think and you read the comments afterward,” I would ever put my kid at that risk again.’ said Sienko. “It is very heated. It is very She said they were normal signs. I’ll take emotional. I think we have to sit down and my 2 percent risk of getting polio to the have a rational discussion about this. We 100 percent risk of my kid being sick for as Americans need to understand science 7 days.” better. We need to understand how the Ashley remains skeptical of all sources scientific process works. So, for example, of information. you have Rand Paul making comments “I don’t think there will ever be actual like, ‘I’ve known a lot of people that have true information because everyone has an had sick kids after they’ve got their shots.’ agenda,” she said. “The government has an Well that might be a temporal associa- agenda. My personal jaded belief is that tion, in other words two things happening vaccines don’t help you get better, they at about the same point in time. But that harm your immune system.” doesn’t imply cause and effect. There are Would she feel bad if her kids got sick or ways that we look at what demonstrates other kids got sick because of contracting cause and effect versus two things just it from her children? kind of happening at the same time. So “I wouldn’t actually feel bad,” she said. for a guy who’s a physician, and he’s a U.S. “I know that feels heartless. We have a senator, to make a statement like that, it responsibility as parents to make sure our boggles my mind.” immune systems are strong. When we see Agreeing and disagreeing is hard. scary statistics, we need to take responsi- Voices are sounding off across the country, bility and take care of ourselves. They eat including the White House, advocating to candy bars, pop tarts and McDonald's. vaccinate. Those who are choosing differ- We’ve allowed them to not take care of ent paths can feel assaulted. themselves. We’ve allowed that to be nor- It’s a slippery slope, Ford said, when mal.” everyone feels they’re doing the right thing. Empathy should go both ways, she add- “I think that if there is the consideration ed. of refusing non-vaccinated children into a “Someone else isn’t going to feel bad if school, it could turn into a Scarlet letter my unvaccinated kid gets measles from the thing,” she said. “The truth is the only chil- person who got the vaccine,” she said. “My dren at risk are those who are not vacci- kid is the one that they blame.” 12 www.lansingcitypulse.com City Pulse • February 11, 2015

ARTS & CULTURE ART BOOKS FILM MUSIC THEATER py memories for Brown. “My parents were the cool par- ents,” he says. “My brothers played in Stepping out rock bands, they let them practice all night in our basement.” Brown credits his parents with Former Verve Pipe laying the foundation for his musical exploits. drummer releases his first solo EP “There was always music on in the house,” he remembers. “My par- By TY FORQUER ents instilled a love of music in me.” “That drum fill, man, it’s just fuckin’ right.” Though the album was com- I’m sitting at the bar with Donny Brown, and Zakk Wylde pleted in November, Saturday’s per- and friends are ripping through a cover of “Mississippi formance will be the first chance to Queen” on the TV behind us. Brown knows a few things hear these songs live in the greater about drums; the 52-year-old west Lansing resident spent Lansing area. For Brown, the oppor- 21 years behind the kit for the Verve Pipe. tunity to perform live is a special A founding member of the opportunity. Donny Brown Album group, Brown experienced first- “The process (of recording) was Release Concert hand the fickleness of the music so fulfilling,” he says. “To do the live 7 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 14 $10 advance/$5 students/$15 industry. The band scored a show takes it to another level.” at the door huge hit with its first major Concert-goers can expect to hear Grand Ledge Performing Arts Center label release, 1996’s “Villains,” the songs from the EP, as well as re- 820 Spring St., Grand Ledge driven largely by the success of worked versions of Verve Pipe songs. the hit single “The Freshmen.” Brown may even sprinkle in a few Subsequent albums, however, never reached the same level new songs. of success, and the Verve Pipe was pushed to the fringes of “I’m already getting songs ready pop relevance. Brown left the band in 2013 to pursue other for another EP,” he says. opportunities. Courtesy photos Local singer/songwriter Abbey Saturday, one of those opportunities will take center stage Top: Donny Brown Hoffman will open Saturday’s show. as Brown celebrates his first solo release, “Hess Street E.P.,” performs songs Hoffman sings with the Lansing with a concert at the Grand Ledge Performing Arts Center. from his new EP Unionized Vaudeville Spectacle, “I’ve had these songs in the works for quite a while,” he Saturday at the and recently released her own says. Grand Ledge solo album, “This Too Shall Pass.” The EP features Brown front-and-center as singer and Opera House. Hoffman recorded her album with guitarist. (He also recorded most of his own drum tracks, Left: The cover of Ryan Wert at Elm Street Studios in of course.) While Brown has been working on these songs the "Hess Street REO Town. for years, this EP may not have seen the light of day without E.P." features “I learned about Abbey through some friendly peer pressure. Brown's childhood Ryan,” Brown says. “I just love her Brown says he performed at a singer/songwriter even in home in Saginaw. voice.” Bay City in July. Hoffman will also join Brown’s “After the show, a friend of mine said, ‘We’re giving you a band as a back-up singer later in the deadline and you have to release some music.’” evening. That friend, fellow Saginaw native J.J. Bamberger, booked While Brown has toured the world a November gig for Brown at the Dow Event Center’s Red and experienced all the trappings of Room in Saginaw. He told Brown that he needed to have his success with the Verve Pipe, he still release completed for the gig. remembers the humbling gigs that “I was bullied into making the EP,” Brown says with a came before the success. One particu- laugh. Railroad and recorded two albums with Dolly Parton. lar gig stands out in his memory. While the songwriting is the heart of this EP, the release’s Grudner, who died of lung cancer in 2004, recorded “(The Verve Pipe) was going to open for a band called the production really makes the songs shine. Brown enlisted the the drum tracks for Brown’s “Call Me.” Grudner’s faux-tap- Dopes at Rubble’s in Mt. Pleasant,” he says. “They wouldn’t help of several veterans of the Michigan music scene to fill dancing woodblock part drives the Tin Pan Alley-influenced move any of their gear off of the stage, and they wouldn’t let out the sonic spectrum. number. me use their drums.” Longtime friend and musical collaborator Andy Reed “I played him the track and asked him if he wanted to The band mostly fit on the tiny stage, but Brown had to (formerly of the Verve Pipe and Jedi Mind Trip) plays bass play on it,” says Brown. “He brought his oxygen tank with get creative. on the EP, and Jake Greenwood of Vandalay adds keyboards him to the studio and recorded the drum part.” “I set up my drums off-stage in front of the kitchen door,” to the mix. Even Lansing recording guru Glenn Brown gets Through the EP and through conversation, it becomes he says with a laugh. in on the act, playing ukulele on the EP’s closing track. clear that Brown is engaged with the present, but always The drummer for the Dopes, the one who wouldn’t let “The fact that I have all these people I respect and admire deeply aware of the past and those who came before him. Brown use his gear, was none other than Doug Corella, who musically playing on this record, that is the best reason for The title of the EP alludes to a street on the east side of would later join the Verve Pipe as keyboardist/percussionist. making the record,” Brown says. Saginaw, the cover photo is of the house on that street that Through the highs and the lows of success, simply being The record also features a very special cameo by Brown’s he grew up in. able to make music has always been the driving force in drum teacher, the late Bob “Bubba” Grudner. Lansing resi- “That house — that part of Saginaw, really — has gotten Brown’s life. dents may remember Grudner as the drummer for the Zen a real ass-kicking,” Brown says. “People have broken in and “It’s not the fantastic living or chance of fame that moti- Ponies, Acme Jam Co., or the Blue Avenue Delegates. He stripped all the pipes and wiring for scrap. It’s a real mess.” vates me, it’s the process of making music that is so fulfill- also recorded and toured with Mark Farner of Grand Funk Despite its current state, the house still brings back hap- ing,” he says. “The rest is just frosting.” Valentine’s Day Special Section

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Courtesy photo Rapids These two Romancing lovebirds think Some had ideas for a more cultured you should from page 5 Valentine’s Day: stroll through Joel M. Krupa (Facebook): To the boudoir Candice Wilmore (Facebook): During the Potter Park with scented candles, rose petal pathways Zoo with day, check out the Eli and Edythe Broad and edible undies on the bed made of Art Museum at MSU and have dinner your special licorice someone. later at one of the many nice sushi places near Frandor. Some wanted to get out of town entirely: Weston Lindberg (Facebook): It's always Laura Farhat Bramson (Facebook): nice to hold hands and take a stroll through Lansing's international airport so they Potter Park Zoo! can get the heck out of this sleeper of a city and have some fun in another city Want to join the conversation? Find that cares about offering its residents local us on Facebook at facebook.com/ entertainment lansingcitypulse or on Twitter at twitter. Joe Stiles (Facebook): Novi or Grand com/citypulse. All the Trends You

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Photo by Chris Purchis Caselli embraces Kyle’s gleeful joi de Tony Caselli vivre, devil-may-care attitude wholeheart- (left) and John edly. Kyle might sometimes exhibit a ques- Lepard (right) tionable understanding of social etiquette, share the stage but his devotion to his loved ones is never for the first in question. Together at last time in “The “The Best Brothers” is not a great script, Two Lansing theater veterans share Best Brothers.” but under Lynn Lammers’ direction, it does perhaps offer the best role for Caselli at this the stage in ‘The Best Brothers’ time in his life. After suffering a serious ill- By MARY C. CUSACK ness and recovery that waylaid him for much Williamston Theatre is entering a new of 2014, this performance is a true comeback chapter with the purchase of the building role and a public celebration of Caselli’s tri- it has inhabited since 2006. Its first pro- umph and talent. Watching Caselli devour duction since the purchase is the role with relish and abandon is a life- Review historic as well: pairing two affirming experience. respected theater professionals troublesome dog, Enzo. The true tragedy of “Brothers” is not and friends on stage together for the first Caselli and Lepard, co-founders and exec- Bunny’s strange, accidental death, but that time. It’s a small shame that the play, “The utive and artistic directors, respectively, of the role of Hamilton is bland and under- Best Brothers,” isn’t the Williamston Theatre, are nothing less than developed. There isn’t enough meat on the The joint is jumpin’ “The Best best script to celebrate pillars of the Greater Lansing-area theater bone for an actor of Lepard’s caliber to sink ‘Ain’t Misbehavin’’ overcomes early Brothers” this monumental occa- community. Seeing them on stage together his teeth into. The source of Hamilton’s anger Through March 1 sion. is a treat, and one can imagine they had fun and resentment is vague, and his behavior difficulties to put on a rousing performance 8 p.m. Thursdays- “Brothers” is the playing brothers who seemingly have little and the eventual outcomes are predictable. Saturdays; 3 p.m. By TOM HELMA Saturdays; 2 p.m. tale of two brothers, in common. Lepard digs in as best he can. His best Sundays Kyle (Tony Caselli) The script is unimpressive, formulaic moments occur when the unorthodox script Kudos to the brave soul was who climbed $22 Thursdays/$27 Friday-Saturday and Hamilton (John fare, a study in personalities that is pleasing allows him to take on the role of Bunny, a the precarious ladder up to Riverwalk evenings/$24 Lepard) Best, and how but not intellectually challenging. The broth- classically bold, stylish and wealthy broad. Theatre’s sound booth to let sound techni- matinees/$10 students/seniors and the death of their moth- ers are developed as stereotypical opposites. Bunny unapologetically unspools her back cian Leon Greene know that military $2 discount er Bunny opens old Kyle is exuberantly gay, in both senses of the story of loves lost and found, and tak- Review the first six musical numbers of 122 S. Putnam St, wounds between them. word. He makes no apologies for his unorth- ing on her mischievous affectations allows the Fats Waller musical revue Williamston (517) 655-7469, As they work through odox relationship with a male escort and is Lepard to capitalize on his twinkly, not- were at an excruciating volume — even for wiliamstontheatre.com the funeral and grief seemingly happy all the time, even in the quite smarmy charm. This, along with a fun this reviewer who is 90 percent deaf in one processes, they learn face of tragedy. Hamilton is dour, maintain- diatribe delivered to a dog about Lego toys ear. about the healing power ing a mental tally of slights and resentments leading to the downfall of imagination, gives of unconditional love through their mother’s that keep him tightly wound. Lepard a little something to gnaw on. See Curtain Call, Page 14

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the 11th hour. the artist to control many layers at a time, The author-illustrator, speaking by it still took him five years to complete “The Drawing phone from New York, where he is on a Sculptor.” book tour, says he has been thinking about As McCloud’s approach to comics this graphic novel for decades, but “I still matured he began to appreciate Japanese on experience had one foot in the superhero world.” comics and their unique style. He said he McCloud calls his artistry “writing plans to visit the MSU Special Collections for Scott McCloud puts theory into with pictures,” and he creates the graphic the first time while he is in Lansing, where experience by drawing the story, panel by he will be able to peruse the approximately practice in his first graphic novel panel, even in the rough drafts. He says 7,000 Japanese comics in the collection. that process also helps his drawing. Interest in Asian and African comics By BILL CASTANIER “I’m not a naturally gifted drafts- is “growing like crazy,” says Scott. “There Many comic book collectors, scholars and man. I have a good eye, and the revisions is something universal about comics and aficionados call Scott McCloud the “grand- improve my drawing,” McCloud says. drawn literature that works in all cultures.” father of comics,” but it may be more accu- Like many comic book artists, he McCloud’s next project will take him rate to call him the “Yoda of comics” because began drawing in junior high school. He back to a more theoretical assessment of of his singular ability to describe comics in and a friend even created their own comic. visual communication. “This time”, he says, terms of meaning, form and function. McCloud went on to Syracuse University, “I will be looking at the common principles The reason for these platitudes is where he majored in illustration. and best practices of infographics.” McCloud’s 1993 book “Understanding “At the time there wasn’t a degree in Anyone who has endured an impenetra- Comics,” the first comic illustration,” he says. ble PowerPoint presentation knows that this Scott McCloud book book to explain After college he worked in the produc- book is long overdue. signing and talk the theory of com- tion department at DC Comics, and soon 7 p.m. Monday, Feb. 16 Schuler Books (Eastwood ics and how words after he began spending all of his free Towne Center) and pictures work time drawing his own comics and study- 2820 Towne Center Blvd., together to tell Courtesy photo ing how comics work on multiple levels. Lansing (517) 316-7495, a story. He fol- “The Sculptor” is the first graphic novel by “I was engaging with the challenges of schulerbooks.com lowed that with comic book expert Scott McCloud. writing for the very first time,” he says. “Reinventing While McCloud learned to draw with Comics” (2000) and “Making Comics” with the broader perspective of an older me. ink and paper, he now uses a Wacom Cintiq (2006), creating a triptych that is used in I couldn’t have written this book as a young- pen & touch display. This combination mon- virtually every comic book class taught in er man. I had to look through the lens of an itor and tablet allows him to draw directly the world. older man.” to a computer screen. While the technol- Among comic book readers he is better At first, everything seems to go well with ogy has made the process easier, allowing known for his textbooks than he is for his the protagonist. After his contract with own comic books, which include “Zot” and Death, the artist has the ability to sculpt the kid-friendly “Superman Adventures” anything he can dream of, but Death will series. return for his life in 200 days. As the dead- Randy Scott is curator of comic books line approaches, the artist finds himself in in MSU Libraries’ Special Collection, an unexpected dilemma: He falls in love at which holds more than a quarter-mil- lion comic books. “No question about it, US 127 & Lake Lansing Rd (“Understanding Comics”) is the default book,” he says. “I use it as a Rosetta Stone, www.NCGmovies.com looking up definitions.” McCloud, 54, recently published his first (517) 316-9100 adult fiction graphic novel “The Sculptor,” Student Discount with ID ID required for “R” rated films putting his principles and theories of what makes a comic work to the test. “The Sculptor” is about a young artist who cuts a Faustian deal with Death; he will trade his life for artistic immortality. “It explores a young man’s ideas about LANSING - OFF SOUTH CEDAR AT 1-96 VISIT CELEBRATIONCINEMA.COM OR CALL 393-SHOW life, death, art and love,” McCloud says. “But Commercial & Residential Fully Insured

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Cool hand uke Friday Feb. 13 ON THE Not so long ago the ukulele was The fun continues Saturday, thought of at best a novelty, and at starting with a group strum hosted worst the butt of a joke. (What's the by the Lansing Area Ukulele Group. difference between a ukulele and a Ukesters of all ages and skill level are trampoline? You take your shoes off invited to bring their ukes to learn TOWNEvents must be entered through the calendar at to jump on a trampoline. Thank you, and play tunes together. The group lansingcitypulse.com. Deadline is 5 p.m. Thursdays I’ll be here all article.) In hosts these events on the for the following week’s issue. Charges may apply for recent years, however, James Hill and Anne second Saturday of each paid events to appear in print. If you need assistance, the ukulele has become Janelle at Ten Pound month. please call Jonathan at (517) 999-5069. hipster-chic, and Fiddle “We come up with 15 7 p.m. Friday, Feb. 13 everyone from Zooey Group ukulele strum at 7 p.m., songs and post them Deschanel to Eddie concert at 8 p.m. ahead of time so people $18/$15 members/$5 students VOLUNTEERS NEEDED Vedder can be seen MSU Community Music School can learn them,” says The City of Lansing Department of Parks plunking out tunes on 4930 South Hagadorn Road, Hassenger. “The leader East Lansing and Recreation is seeking individuals who the tiny instruments. will usually talk about are interested in volunteering a few hours tenpoundfiddle.org This weekend the strumming patterns or to assist with sorting and refurbishing Lansing Area Ukulele American stick flags. Each year the City of ukulelian invasion comes difficult chords. There is a Lansing Parks and Recreation Department to Lansing. Group Strum teaching element.” 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Saturday, places over 5,000 flags on gravesites Ukulele enthusiasts Feb. 14 For Hassenger, it is a within North, Evergreen, and Mount Hope are in for a treat; FREE great opportunity to meet cemeteries. Before the flags are placed Sir Pizza Grand Café Ten Pound Fiddle, 201E. Grand River Ave., Lansing others in the community. in the cemeteries for the 2015 Memorial www.facebook.com/groups/ Day ceremony we want to sort through the the Lansing Area lansingukes “You get a group of flags and ensure they are all in excellent Ukulele Group and people playing and singing condition. Volunteers will be needed Feb. Elderly Instruments Workshop: Chord together, it’s a social 23 through March 13 9 a.m.-4 p.m. If you have teamed up for Twins: Twice the Fun experience as much as a are interested in volunteering time, please 1 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 14 a weekend chock-full $40 musical experience,” he contact Yvette Morgan at (517) 483-4286. of four-stringed fun. Elderly Instruments says 1100 N. Washington Ave., From concerts to group Lansing For serious ukelists, Hill Wednesday, February 11 Call (517) 372-7880 for is hosting two workshops strums to workshops, reservations Classes and Seminars that signature Hawaiian at Elderly Instruments. Drop-in Figure Drawing. Easels and drawing Workshop: Lyricism & boards provided. 7-9:30 p.m. $5/$3 students. sound will resonate In addition to being a Kresge Art Center, 600 Auditorium Road, East throughout the city. Line: How to Make the virtuoso ukulele player, Hill Lansing. (517) 337-1170, artmuseum.msu.edu. The weekend begins Ukulele Sing is a passionate teacher. Family Storytime. Ages up to 6. Stories, 3 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 14 with James Hill (pictured $40 He is co-author of “Ukulele rhymes and activities. 10:30 a.m. FREE. CADL top left) and Anne Elderly Instruments in the Classroom” with South Lansing Library, 3500 S. Cedar St., Lansing. Janelle (bottom left) in 1100 N. Washington Ave., J. Chalmers Doane, the (517) 367-6363. Lansing concert at Ten Pound Call (517) 372-7880 for trail-blazing teacher Meditation. For beginners and experienced. 7-9 reservations p.m. FREE. Vietnamese Buddhist Temple, 3015 S. Fiddle. Hill is one of the who pioneered the use Washington Ave., Lansing. (517) 351-5866. finest ukulele players in of ukuleles in Canadian Computer Club. Digital Photography. 1-2:30 the world, and cellist Janelle slides schools. p.m. FREE. Meridian Senior Center, 4000 in underneath the treble sounds The first workshop, “Chord Twins,” N. Okemos Road, Okemos. (517) 706-5045, of his uke with her lush cello tone. promises to show you a “ukulele meridianseniorcenter.weebly.com. Both are accomplished singers and loophole” that “lets you quickly Ask a Business Librarian. Market research and more. 9-11 a.m. FREE. Small Business songwriters in their own right. The and easily sound like a pro.” The Development Center, LCC, Suite 110, 309 N. duo is promoting their newest album, second, “Lyricism and Line,” will help Washinton Square, Lansing. (517) 483-1921, “The Old Silo,” which mixes folk, roots participants explore the lyrical side of sbdcmichigan.org. rock, and Americana. the ukulele. P.A.T.H. Personal Action Towards Health. 2- Ben Hassenger, Lansing’s self- “When Hill does a workshop, he 4:30 p.m. FREE. Meridian Senior Center, 4000 described “ambassador of the has a great way of connecting with N. Okemos Road, Okemos. (517) 706-5045, meridianseniorcenter.weebly.com. ukulele,” is thrilled to have Hill in students,” says Hassenger. Alcoholics Anonymous. A closed step meeting. town. 6 p.m. Donations. Pennsylvania Ave. Church of “For me, bringing (Hill) is God, 3500 S. Pennsylvania Ave., Lansing. (517) comparable to being a guitarist and 899-3215. bringing Eric Clapton to town,” he says. “He’s in a rarefied group in the See Out on the Town, Page 18 ukulele world.” —TY FORQUER City Pulse • February 11, 2015 www.lansingcitypulse.com 17

Chris Bathgate returns to Mac's Bar

Mac’s Bar, 2700 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. $8, $7 adv., all ages, 8 p.m., Thursday, Feb. 12 Pinckney-based indie-folk songwriter Chris Bathgate returns Thurs- day to Mac’s Bar for an all-ages show. Openers are Streaking in Tongues, Mudwest, Joshua Barton & Seerstones and Molly Sullivan. Bathgate has a distinct folk sound — NPR described it as “bruised-sounding beauty.” In 2005 he released his debut album, “Silence is for Suckers,” followed by a string of D.I.Y. EPs and singles. Bathgate was born in Iowa and raised in A survey of Lansing’s rural Illinois. After relocating to Ann Arbor and signing with Quite Scien- Musical LAndscape tific Records, Bathgate built a loyal Michigan following. In 2007, Bathgate THU. FEB released his third full-length LP, “A Cork Tale Wake.” The acclaimed disc By RICH TUPICA allowed Bathgate to embark on several American tours and two Euro- 12th pean tours.

Choke Chains, featuring Thomas Potter of Bantam Rooster, at t he Avenue Cafe The Avenue Café, 2021 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. 18+, $8, 8 p.m., Friday, Feb. 13 Bantam Rooster, fronted by vocalist/guitarist Thomas J. Potter, was a raucous and primitive ‘90s Lansing rock ’n’ roll duo. After Bantam Rooster disbanded, Potter played with the Dirtbombs and a string of other notable bands. Potter is back with a new band: Choke Chains. Fans of Hawkwind and the Pagans may want to check it out. Choke Chains, along with Smashing Blumkins and the Hat Madder, perform Friday at the Avenue Café. Potter formed Bantam Rooster in 1993 and earned a staunch underground following, thanks to releases on FRI. FEB Crypt Records and Sympathy for the Record Industry. The duo went on to become a fixture in the late ‘90s Detroit garage-rock scene alongside the White Stripes. Bantam Rooster was on the 2001 “It Takes Two” split 13TH single with the White Stripes and also on Jack White’s “Sympathetic Sounds of Detroit” compilation.

ProJect Aspect at the Loft The Loft, 414 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. 18+, $15, $10 adv., 9 p.m., Friday, Feb. 13 ProJect Aspect, a Denver-based "bass music conductor extraordinaire," co-headlines Friday at The Loft. Sharing the stage are Unlimited Gravity, Slap Nevada, Gosh Pith and Trip. Jay Jaramillio has been performing under the ProJ- ect Aspect moniker since 2008, creating everything from masterfully crafted electronic anthems to wall-pounding dance-floor bangers. Jaramillio's bio describes his signature sound as "a vast array of heavy bass tones, melodic am- biance, whompy-hyphy crunchy beats, and mashup acapellas." Over the years he's performed alongside legends like FRI. FEB EOTO, MartyParty and Nit Grit. Project Aspect has also appeared at noteworthy festivals, including Sonic Boom Festival, Wakarusa Music Festival and Global Dance Festival. Co-headliner Unlimited Gravity, aka Ronnie Weberg, is 13th a Colorado-based freestyle/glitch hop DJ. Fans of Bassnector might want to check out his set.

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LIVE & LOCAL Wednesday Thursday Friday Sat u r day The Avenue Café, 2021 E. Michigan Ave. Service Industry Night, 3 p.m. Sounds of Passion: R&B, 8 p.m. Choke Chains, 8 p.m. Tease-A-Gogo, 9 p.m. Blue Gill Grill, 1591 Lake Lansing Rd. Steve Elgas, 7 p.m. Sarah Brunner, 7 p.m. Capital Prime, 2324 Showtime Dr. Paulie O, 8:30 p.m. Tola Lewis, 8:30 p.m. Claddagh Irish Pub, 2900 Towne Centre Blvd. Steve Cowles, 8:30 p.m. Coach’s Pub & Grill, 6201 Bishop Rd. Avon Bomb, 9 p.m. DJ, 9 p.m. Colonial Bar, 3425 S. MLK Blvd. Open Mic w/Pat Zelenka, 9 p.m. Homespun, 9 p.m. Homespun, 9 p.m. Crunchy’s, 254 W. Grand River Ave. Stephen Schlaak, 10 p.m. Karaoke, 9 p.m. Karaoke, 9 p.m. Karaoke, 9 p.m. The Exchange, 314 E. Michigan Ave. Good Cookies, 9:30 p.m. Skoryoke live band karaoke, 9:30 p.m. Smooth Daddys, 9:30 p.m. Smooth Daddys, 9:30 p.m. Grand Café/Sir Pizza, 201 E. Grand River Ave. Karaoke w/Joanie Daniels, 7 p.m. DJ Dazzlin Dena, 8 p.m. Green Door, 2005 E. Michigan Ave. Johhny D Jam, 9 p.m. Karaoke Kraze, 9 p.m. Beats N' Angles, 9 p.m. Star Farm, 9 p.m. Gus's Bar, 2321 W. Michigan Ave. Karaoke The Loft, 414 E. Michigan Ave. Entransient, 6:30 p.m. Project Aspect, 9 p.m. Chocolate Ha Ha, 8 p.m. Log Jam, 110 W. Jefferson St. Mark Weeks, 9 p.m. Mac’s Bar, 2700 E. Michigan Ave. Chrius Bathgate, 8 p.m. The St. Invasion Massacre, 9 p.m. S.O.P. & Lady Dice, 7 p.m. Moriarty's Pub, 802 E. Michigan Ave. Kathleen & the Bridge St. Band, 9 p.m. Enemy Planes/MTVs, 9:30 p.m. Zydecrunch, 9:30 p.m. R-Club, 6409 Centurion Dr. YGB, 8:30 p.m. YGB, 8:30 p.m. Reno's North, 16460 Old US 27 Kathy Ford Open Mic, 8 p.m. Life Support, 8 p.m. Reno's East, 1310 Abbot Rd. Acme Jam, 7 p.m. Reno's West, 501 W. Saginaw Hwy. The New Rule, 8 p.m. Bobby Standai, 8 p.m. Tin Can West, 644 Migaldi Ln. Waterpong, 11 p.m. Unicorn Tavern, 327 E. Grand River Ave. Frog & the Beeftones, 8:30 p.m. Rotation, 8:30 p.m. Rotation, 8:30 p.m. Waterfront Bar & Grill, 325 City Market Dr. Joe Wright, 6 p.m. Watershed, 5965 Marsh Rd. Trevor Compton, 7 p.m. Jake Stevens, 8 p.m. Capital City DJs, 10 p.m. Capital City DJs, 10 p.m. Whiskey Barrel Saloon, 410 S. Clippert St. DJ, 9 p.m. DJ, 9 p.m. To get listed just email us at [email protected] or call (517) 999-5069. LivE & Local lists upcominG gigs! Only submit information for the following week's paper. 18 www.lansingcitypulse.com City Pulse • February 11, 2015

stage. 7:30 p.m. Tickets starting at $50. Wharton Tarot Study Group. With Dawne Botke. 7 Karaoke. With Atomic D. 9 p.m. LeRoy’s Classic Bar & Out on the town Center, MSU Campus, East Lansing. (888) 974-3698, p.m. FREE. Triple Goddess New Age Bookstore, Grill, 1526 S. Cedar St., Lansing. (517) 482-0184. shenyun.com/michigan. 2019 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 883-3619, English Country Dance Lessons. Rm C20. Live from page 16 triplegoddessbookstore.net. music. No experience needed. 7-9:30 p.m. $6/$4 Family Storytime. Ages up to 6. Stories, rhymes students/MSU students FREE. Snyder/Phillips Hall, 362 Installing Snap-Lock Flooring. Call 372-5980 to Literature and Poetry and activities. 10:30 a.m. FREE. CADL Downtown Bogue St., East Lansing. (517) 321-3070, msu.edu. register or email [email protected]. 6-8 p.m. FREE. Tween Book Club. Ages 9-12. Call to register. 4-5 Lansing Library, 401 S. Capitol Ave., Lansing. (517) Euchre. No partner needed. 6-9 p.m. $1.50. Delta Neighborhood Empowerment Center, 600 W. Maple p.m. FREE. Delta Township District Library, 5130 367-6363, cadl.org. Township Enrichment Center, 4538 Elizabeth Road, St., Lansing. (517) 372-5980, glhc.org. Davenport Drive, Lansing. (517) 321-4014 ext. 3, dtdl. Lansing. (517) 484-5600. Healthy Food For All. Healthy eating discussion. Spanish Conversation. Practice listening to and 5:30-7:30 p.m. FREE. First Presbyterian Church, 510 speaking Spanish. 7-8 p.m. FREE. East Lansing Public W. Ottawa, Lansing. (517) 999-2894, nwlansing.org. THURSDAY FEB. 12 >> OLD TOWN CHOCOLATE WALK Library, 950 Abbot Road, East Lansing. (517) 351-2420, Explore Old Town’s businesses, shops and restaurants while on the hunt for sweet, elpl.org. Events sweet chocolate. When you sign up for the Chocolate Walk, you will receive a box to Blind Date With a Book. Pick a mystery book from Strategy Game Night. Learn and share favorite the library and check it out. All Day. FREE. MSU Library, games. 5-7:30 p.m. FREE. Delta Township District fill with chocolates, a map of participating businesses and a punch card. Visit each MSU Campus, 366 W. Circle Drive, East Lansing. (517) Library, 5130 Davenport Drive, Lansing. (517) 321- participating business to get your card punched and receive a tasty chocolate treat 353-8700, lib.msu.edu. 4014 ext. 4, dtdl.org. to put in your box. With any luck, you’ll even walk off all of the extra calories during Library Film Series: Sharknado. Movie showing Trending Now: Curator Caitlin Doherty. Public with discussion. 7 p.m. FREE. MSU Library, MSU discussion. 7 p.m. FREE. Eli and Edythe Broad Art your quest for cocoa. 5-8 p.m. $15 advance/$20 at the door. Old Town Commercial Campus, 366 W. Circle Drive, East Lansing. (517) 353- Museum, 547 E. Circle Drive, MSU Campus, East Association, 1232 Turner Street, Lansing. iloveoldtown.org/events/chocolate-walk. 8700, lib.msu.edu. Lansing. (517) 884-0659, broadmuseum.msu.edu. Chocolate Walk 2015. Chocolate, shopping and more. Practice Your English. Practice listening to and THURSDAY FEB. 12 >> ‘SHARKNADO’ VIEWING AND DISCUSSION 5-8 p.m. $15. Old Town Commercial Association, 1232 speaking English. 7-8:30 p.m. FREE. East Lansing Turner St. Lansing. (517) 485-4283. iloveoldtown.org. Public Library, 950 Abbot Road, East Lansing. (517) Listen to an informative discussion about sharks and extreme weather after Ladies Silver Blades Figure Skating Club. 351-2420, elpl.org. watching the hilariously improbable “Sharknado.” In cooperation with MSU Lessons, exercise and practice for adults. All skill levels Farmers Market at Allen Market Place. welcome. 9:30-11:30 a.m. Suburban Ice, 2810 Hannah Locally grown, baked and prepared foods. 3-6:30 Museum’s Darwin Discovery Day, Dr. Michael Gottfried from the MSU Department Blvd., East Lansing. (517) 574-4380. p.m. FREE. Allen Street Farmers Market, 1619 E. of Geological Sciences and Dr. Lifeng Luo from the MSU Department of Geography 8-Ball Tournament. Bring your pool game to Kalamazoo St., Lansing. (517) 999-3911. will host the viewing and lead the discussion. Shark teeth and skeletal material will the Avenue. Call to confirm because it is cancelled Open Workshop. Bike repair, bike safety and occasionally. 7 p.m. $10. The Avenue Cafe, 2021 biking as healthy exercise 6-8 p.m. FREE. Kids be available to examine up close. “Sharknado” is gory, so leave the kids home for Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 492-7403. Repair Program, 5815 Wise Road, Lansing. (517) this one. 7 p.m. FREE. MSU Main Library North Conference Room (W449), 366 W. Burning Desires Art Exhibit. Exploration of love, 755-4174. desire and romance. Noon-5 p.m. FREE. MICA Gallery, Tuesday Toolmen at ANC. With guest Bruce Circle Drive, East Lansing. lib.msu.edu. 1210 N. Turner St., Lansing. (517) 371-4600, micagallery. Witwer. 10 a.m.-noon, FREE. Allen Neighborhood org. Center, 1619 E. Kalamazoo St., Lansing. (517) 367- FRIDAY, FEB. 13 >> MSU PROFESSORS OF JAZZ Lies, Damned Lies & Statistics. Art exhibit at 2468, allenneighborhoodcenter.org. MSU’s jazz faculty takes the stage as the musical version of the Justice League, Lookout! Gallery. Noon-3 p.m. FREE. Snyder/Phillips Knitting and Crochet Group. All ages and levels Hall, MSU Campus, 362 Bogue St., East Lansing. (517) welcome. Some supplies on hand, 5-7 p.m. FREE. the MSU Professors of Jazz. The “Professors” are a seven-piece ensemble 884-6290, rcah.msu.edu. ELPL 2.0 Maker Studio, 300 MAC Ave., East Lansing. comprising Etienne Charles on trumpet, Randy Gelispie on drums, Diego Rivera Teen Game Haven. Play a variety of games; board, (517) 351-2420, elpl.org. on tenor saxophone, Xavier Davis on piano, Randy Napoleon on guitar, Michael cards and video. 3-5:30 p.m. FREE. East Lansing Public Burning Desires Art Exhibit. Exploration of Library, 950 Abbot Road, East Lansing. (517) 351-2420, love, desire and romance. Noon-5 p.m. FREE. MICA Dease on trombone and Rodney Whitaker on bass. The hard-bop group will elpl.org. Gallery, 1210 N. Turner St., Lansing. (517) 371-4600, perform classic tunes from the jazz canon, as well as original tunes composed micagallery.org. Music Lies, Damned Lies & Statistics. Art exhibit at by its members. 8 p.m. $10/$8 seniors/students FREE. Cook Recital Hall, MSU Sounds of Passion R & B Showcase. Velvet Lookout! Gallery. Noon-3 p.m. FREE. Snyder/Phillips Campus, 458 W. Circle Drive, East Lansing. music.msu.edu. Johnson, Ben Frank and more, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. $10/$8 Hall, MSU Campus, 362 Bogue St., East Lansing. adv. The Avenue Cafe, 2021 Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 884-6290, rcah.msu.edu. SUNDAY FEB. 15 >> ARIELLE DI PORTO TALK (517) 492-7403, avenuelansing.com. Teen Crafternoon. Teens create a candy sushi craft. 3-5:30 p.m. FREE. East Lansing Public Library, Arielle Di Porto of the Jewish Agency for Israel will speak on “Saving Jews in Ukraine, Literature and Poetry 950 Abbot Road, East Lansing. (517) 351-2420, elpl. France and Elsewhere.” Di Porto’s expertise is in aliyah, the immigration of Jews org. Nonfiction Book Club. Discuss Andrew Ward's MSU Creative Writing Center. All types of in the diaspora back to Israel. Within the agency, her responsibility is promoting "The Slaves' War." 11 a.m. Delta Township District writers are encouraged to attend. 7:30-8:30 p.m. aliyah in Europe and the Middle East, and she was responsible for the recent secret Library, 5130 Davenport Drive, Lansing. (517) 321- 4014 ext. 4. FREE. East Lansing Public Library, 950 Abbot Road, immigration of 10 Yemenite Jews. 2 p.m. FREE. Congregation Shaarey Zedek, 1924 East Lansing. (517) 351-2420, elpl.org. Thursday Morning Storytime. Stories and Valentines Day for Singles? Discussion. 6 p.m. Coolidge Road, East Lansing. shaareyzedek.com. crafts. 10 a.m. FREE. Barnes and Noble (Lansing), FREE. Pilgrim Congregational United Church of 5132 W. Saginaw Highway, Lansing. (517) 327-0437, Christ, 125 S. Pennsylvania Ave., Lansing. (517) 484- bn.com. org. Meditation. For beginners and experienced. 7-8:30 7434, Pilgrimucc.com. p.m. FREE. Quan Am Temple, 1840 N. College Ave., Mason. (517) 853-1675, quanamtemple.org. Music Current Events. On the 2nd and 4th Thursday of Fusion Shows presents. Live music. 21-up. 10 Friday, February 13 Thursday, February 12 each month 10:30-11:30 a.m. FREE. Meridian Senior Classes and Seminars p.m. FREE. Crunchy's, 254 W. Grand River Ave., East Center, 4000 N. Okemos Road, Okemos. (517) 706- Lansing. (517) 351-2506, crunchyseastlansing.com. Classes and Seminars Palette to Palate. Learn to paint. Fellowship and Lansing Area Codependent Anonymous. 7-8 5045, meridianseniorcenter.weebly.com. Voicing Poetry Showcase. Original music fun. Bring refreshments. 7-9 p.m. $28/$50 for 2. p.m. FREE. Community Mental Health Building, Room Installing Plugs and Switches. Call 372-5980 to pieces inspired by poems. 7:30 p.m. FREE. RCAH Reach Studio Art Center, 1804 S. Washington Ave., 214G, 812 E. Jolly Road, Lansing. (517) 515-5559, register or email [email protected]. 6-8 p.m. FREE. Auditorium, Snyder-Phillips Hall, 362 Bogue St., East Lansing. (517) 999-3643, reachstudioart.org. coda.org. Neighborhood Empowerment Center, 600 W. Maple Lansing. (517) 884-1932, poetry.rcah.msu.edu. St. Lansing. (517) 372-5980, glhc.org. Take Off Pounds Sensibly. 5:15 p.m. $5. New Events Hope Church, 1340 Haslett Road, Haslett. (517) 349- Theater One-on-One Business Counseling. Free Business 9183, newhopehaslett.com. Events "Walnut Street Theatre: A Life in the counseling. 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. FREE. Delta Township Take Off Pounds Sensibly. Weigh-in 6 p.m., Evening Storytime. Stories, songs and crafts. Theatre." David Mamet penned drama. 7:30 p.m. District Library, 5130 Davenport Drive, Lansing. (517) meeting 6:30 p.m. FREE. St. David’s Episcopal 6:30 p.m. FREE. Delta Township District Library, 5130 $40. Wharton Center, MSU Campus, East Lansing. 321-4014 ext. 4, dtdl.org. Church, 1519 Elmwood Road, Lansing. (517) 882- Davenport Drive, Lansing. (517) 321-4014 ext. 3, dtdl. (517) 432-2000, whartoncenter.com. 9080, stdavidslansing.org. org. Shen Yun. 5,000 years of civilization. Live on See Out on the Town, Page 19 City Pulse • February 11, 2015 www.lansingcitypulse.com 19

Kalamazoo St., Lansing. (517) 272-9379. Jackson Symphony Orchestra. With Viktor 6-6:30 p.m., dance 7-10 p.m. $8 dance/$10 dance & Out on the town Domestic Violence Support Group. Noon-1:30 Uzur/Sunny Wilkinson, 7:30 p.m. $18-$32. Jackson lesson/FREE for students. The Lansing Eagles, 4700 N. from page 18 p.m. FREE. Women's Center of Greater Lansing, College Potter Center, 2111 Emmons Road, Jackson. Grand River Ave., Lansing. (517) 490-7838. 1710 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 372-9163, (517) 782-3221 ext. 118, jacksonsymphony.org. Burning Desires Art Exhibit. Exploration of love, Un-Valentine's Day Party. Ages 13-18. Crafts, music womenscenterofgreaterlansing.org. desire and romance. Noon-3 p.m. FREE. MICA Gallery, and snacks. 5:30-8:30 p.m. FREE. Delta Township Fruit Tree Care Workshop. 12:30-2 p.m. $10 1210 N. Turner St., Lansing. (517) 371-4600, micagallery.org. District Library, 5130 Davenport Drive, Lansing. (517) donation. Hunter Park Community GardenHouse, Sunday's Avenue Cure All. Make your own 321-4014 ext. 3, dtdl.org. 1400 E. Kalamazoo St., Lansing. (517) 999-3910, Sunday, February 15 Bloody Marys. Breakfast all day. 3-9 p.m. The Avenue Singles TGIF Valentines Party. Weekly singles party allenneighborhoodcenter.org/gardenhouse. Classes and Seminars Cafe, 2021 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 492-7403, with fun, food and dancing. 7:30 p.m.-midnight, $13. Chinese-Language Tours of "Future Lansing Area Codependents Anonymous. Third facebook.com/avenuecafe2021. Hawk Hollow Banquet Center, 15101 S. Chandler Rd., Returns." Student led. 11 a.m. FREE. Broad Art floor meeting room. 2-3 p.m. FREE. CADL Downtown Comedy Night. No cover. $1 off everything. 7 p.m. The Bath. (517) 281-6272, SinglesTGIF.com. Museum, 547 E. Circle Drive, MSU Campus, East Lansing Library, 401 S. Capitol Ave., Lansing. (517) 515- Green Door, 2005 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 482- StoryTime. Ages 3-6 years enjoy stories, songs Lansing. (517) 884-0659, broadmuseum.msu.edu. 5559, coda.org. 6376, greendoorlive.com. and crafts. 10:30-11:15 a.m. FREE. East Lansing Public Collection Show & Tell. "American Girl in Italy" by Spiritual Talk, Pure Meditation and Silent Pokemon/Magic the Gathering Card Games. Library, 950 Abbot Road, East Lansing. (517) 351-2420, photographer Ruth Orkin. 2 p.m. FREE. Broad Art Prayer. 7 p.m. FREE. Self Realization Meditation Tutorials for kids. Starter decks provided. Everybody elpl.org. Museum, 547 E. Circle Drive, MSU Campus, East Healing Centre, 7187 Drumheller Road, Bath. (517) 641- Reads, 2019 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 346-9900, Bare Minimum Fundraiser. Featuring life drawing Lansing. (517) 884-0659, broadmuseum.msu.edu. 6201, selfrealizationcentremichigan.org. facebook.com/everybodyreads. sketches on sale for $10. 6-9 p.m. FREE. MICA Gallery, Juggling. Learn how to juggle. 2-4 p.m. FREE. Orchard Black History Celebration. 3 p.m. Doors 2:30 p.m. 1210 N. Turner St., Lansing. (517) 371-4600, micagallery. Events Street Pumphouse, 368 Orchard St., East Lansing. (517) FREE. UAW Local 602, 2510 W. Michigan Ave., Lansing. org. Karaoke. With Atomic D. 9 p.m. LeRoy's Classic Bar & 371-5119, [email protected]. local602.org . Lies, Damned Lies & Statistics. Art exhibit at Grill, 1526 S. Cedar St., Lansing. (517) 482-0184. Film Viewing: "Connected by Coffee." N. American Lookout! Gallery. Noon-3 p.m. FREE. Snyder/Phillips Annual Red Dress Run. Fun run/walk. ALL Events Hall, MSU Campus, 362 Bogue St., East Lansing. (517) participants wear red dress/garb. Noon, $10 donation. Lansing Area Sunday Swing Dance. Lessons See Out on the Town, Page 20 884-6290, rcah.msu.edu. Midtown Brewing Co., 402 S. Washington Square, Burning Desires Art Exhibit. Exploration of love, Lansing. (517) 977-1349. desire and romance. Noon-5 p.m. FREE. MICA Gallery, Minecraft Party. Crafts and activities. 1 p.m.-3 p.m. Jonesin' Crossword By Matt Jones 1210 N. Turner St., Lansing. (517) 371-4600, micagallery. FREE. Barnes and Noble (Lansing), 5132 W Saginaw org. Highway, Lansing. (517) 327-0437, bn.com. "It's a Trap!"--this'll Teen Tech Time. Teens have access to a cluster of Glass Etching. Personalize glass with etching. Ages 12 give you some warm laptops. 3-5 p.m. FREE. East Lansing Public Library, 950 and up. 1-3 p.m. FREE. ELPL 2.0 Maker Studio, 300 MAC Abbot Road, East Lansing. (517) 351-2420, elpl.org. Ave., East Lansing. (517) 351-2420, elpl.org. fuzzies. Michigan Deer & Turkey Expo. Exhibit booths and Burning Desires Art Exhibit. Exploration of love, Matt Jones more. 2-9 p.m. $14. Summit Sport, 2650 East Grand desire and romance. Noon-3 p.m. FREE. MICA Gallery, River Ave. East Lansing. (262) 518-7013, deerinfo.com/ 1210 N. Turner St., Lansing. (517) 371-4600, micagallery.org. michigan. Black History Celebartion. Featuring the Black Across History 101 Mobile Museum. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. FREE. 1 It's a long story Grandhaven Manor Retirement Community, 3215 W. Mt. 5 With 6-Down, reality Music show "RuPaul's ___" Grand River Band Concert. A unique blend of Hope Ave., Lansing. (517) 372-4499. Second Saturday Supper. Baked chicken dinner. 9 Inseparable pair, for harmonies and music genres. 6-8:30 p.m. FREE. short Takeout available. 5-6:15 p.m, $8/$4 children. Mayflower Fay's Evelyn Bay Coffee, 134 S. Cochran Road, 13 More mentally there Congregational Church, 2901 W. Mount Hope Ave., Charlotte. (517) 505-2809, grandriverband.net. 14 Freedom from worry Lansing. (517) 484-3139, mayflowerchurch.com. Sloan. Live music. 9 p.m. FREE. Moriarty's Pub, 802 15 Two-tone treat Dinner Dance. 5:30-11:30 p.m. Dinner $10, dance $6. E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 485-5287. 16 Swindling of a UK football MSU Professors of Jazz. Faculty recital series Lansing Liederkranz Club, 5828 S. Pennsylvania Ave., club? sponsored by WKAR. 8 p.m. $10/$8 seniors/ Lansing. (517) 882-6330, liederkranzclub.org. 18 Pinto or garbanzo students FREE. Cook Recital Hall, 333 W. Circle Tease-A-Gogo Valentines Day. A V-day like no 19 Jerome Bettis's team, Drive, East Lansing. (517) 353-5340, music.msu.edu. other. Burlesque, sideshow, & more, 9 p.m. $10. during the move St. Invasion Massacre. Live music, great times. The Avenue Cafe, 2021 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. 20 Nissan SUV with an 9 p.m. $10/$5 adv. Mac's Bar, 2700 E. Michigan Ave., teaseagogo.com. earthy name Lansing. (517) 484-6795, macsbar.com. Lansing Luvs Skiing Burchfield. Free all-ages 22 Rowing machine unit XC ski fun w/ lessons & BYO picnic. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 23 NPR's Shapiro 54 Wise friend of Pooh 6 See 5-Across 38 "___ Punk!" (movie FREE. 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SATURDAY FEB. 14-22 >> ‘SHIPWRECKED! AN ENTERTAINMENT’ Theater PREVIEW This play follows the wild journeys of Louis de Rougemont, an actual historical By ALLAN I. ROSS Parthenon Restaurant.) produce, beer, wine and figure who left home at the age of 16 to discover the world. His stories of Before Carl Lewis, Jeff The origins of this new specialty food items. A few Bezos and President Barack venture are firmly rooted in weeks later the restaurant adventure, published in Britain’s Wide World Magazine, were exotic and spectacular — Obama made it to the top of fast food. Ellis, 50, got his should be up and running, and mostly fictional. He claimed to have lived in the Australian Outback for 30 years with their respective fields, they start working at the Lansing and shortly after that the bar indigenous people, where he supposedly rode a turtle and witnessed flying wombats. all worked in fast food — Burger King on Cedar Street should be open for business. Olympic Gold in 1980. It was part of H&H Ellis graduated from The Wide World Magazine once said of de Rougemont, “Truth is stranger than fiction, medalist Lewis Restaurants, owned and Michigan State University but de Rougemont is stranger than both.” Saturdays 8 p.m. and Sundays 7 p.m. $15. AA and Amazon operated by the husband- with a degree in secondary New founder Bezos and-wife team of Lois and education, but he never left Creative Corridor, 1133 S. Washington Ave., Lansing. ixiontheatre.com. in town worked at LeRoy Henry. the restaurant business. He McDonald’s; the “Mr. Henry became my started WOW Hospitality SUNDAY FEB. 17 >> A CELEBRATION OF WOMEN POTUS’ first job was scooping mentor, teaching me his way when he was living on ice cream at Baskin-Robbins. of leading by example,” Ellis the East Coast. He moved Join cast members of the MSU Vagina Monologues for a night of poetry readings, “People like to make said. “It was a very tight-knit the company to Traverse monologues and other works celebrating women. Attendees will have a chance fun of fast workers, but it’s group. Even after I left, I City three years ago, and to win raffle prizes, including tickets to see this year’s MSU Vagina Monologues, an extremely challenging stayed in touch with my old recently made the move to profession if you apply coworkers and the Henry downtown Lansing. But he’s and Dublin Square has prepared a signature drink made just for the event. All yourself,” says Tim Ellis. Ellis is family. They still have Burger never forgotten his roots — proceeds benefit the Firecracker Foundation, a nonprofit organization working owner of WOW Hospitality, King reunions.” he often recruits servers and a consulting company Ellis did more than just managers for his businesses to honor the bravery of children who have survived sexual trauma. 7 p.m. $10 specializing in launching name the restaurant after from fast food workers he suggested donation. Dublin Square Irish Pub, 327 Abbot Road, East Lansing. new restaurants. the Henrys — one of their encounters. [email protected], poetry.rcah.msu.edu/calendar.html. “If you can succeed in fast daughters, Jane Doty, is his “If I have an amazing food, you can succeed in any business partner. (fast food) experience, I’ll career you can imagine,” he “I was going to do this give them my card,” Ellis Grand Ledge. (517) 627-2336, greaterlansingpflag@ says. myself,” Ells said. “I’ve always said. “Some of my best (517) 803-3215, cayalansing.com. gmail.com. In downtown Lansing been close to Jane’s family employees come from that. next week, Ellis will unveil his and would run decisions by There’s a regional director at Events Music latest brainchild: Henry’s on them. So when I proposed a hotel company I represent Social Bridge. No partner needed. 1-4 p.m. $1.50. Woldumar Folk & Bluegrass Jam. 2-6 p.m. the Square, a blend of farm- this idea, (Jane) said, ‘we’d who got his start in the Delta Township Enrichment Center, 4538 Elizabeth $4/$2 seniors/children FREE (suggested donation). to-table restaurant, nightclub love to do something like industry because he gave Road, Lansing, (517) 484-5600. Woldumar Nature Center, 5739 Old Lansing Road, and specialty goods market this with you, are you open?’ me exceptional service. And Mac’s Monday Comedy Night. Hosted by Mark Lansing. (517) 482-2382. re-news.net/mmb. that will be opening in And I was like, heck yeah!” he still gives exceptional Roebuck and Dan Currie. 9:30 p.m. FREE. Mac’s You Blew It! With guests Tiny Moving Parts, Rozwell stages over the next month. Ellis and Doty will spend service.” Bar, 2700 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 484-6795, Kid and more. 7 p.m. Tickets start at $12. Mac's It will take over the location about $75,000 to transform So be nice to that macsbar.com. Bar, 2700 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 484-6795, of recently closed nightclub the building into a multi-use teenager behind the counter Club Shakespeare. 6-8:45 p.m. Donations. CADL fusionshows.com. the Firm, which opened in facility. Phase one opens — they may be bound for Downtown Lansing Library, 401 S. Capitol Ave., 2006. (For 30 years before next week: A retail space bigger things. Lansing. (517) 367-6300, cadl.org. that, it was the home of the that will sell Michigan-made Peace & Justice Planning. Quarterly meeting: Monday, February 16 GLNAWI. 7 p.m. FREE, donations welcome. Unitarian lansingurbanfarmproject.wordpress.com. Cedar St., Lansing. (616) 841-5176. Universalist Church, 855 Grove St., East Lansing. Hearing Screening. No appointment needed. 11 a.m.-1 Lansing Area Codependents Anonymous. 5:45- Classes and Seminars (517) 410-1243 or (517) 803-7813. ow.ly/ICCge. p.m. FREE. Meridian Senior Center, 4000 N. Okemos 6:45 p.m. FREE. EVERYbody Reads Books and Stuff, Saints, Sinners & Cynics. Lively conversation, Road, Okemos. (517) 706-5045, meridianseniorcenter. 2019 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 515-5559, coda.org. variety of topics, no judgment. 6:30-8:30 p.m. FREE. Music weebly.com. Reflexology. Stress relief. Call for an appointment. Coral Gables, 2838 E. Grand River Ave., East Lansing. Marshall Music Open Mic. Join us for open mic Not So Happy Endings Support Group. For 12:30-3:30 p.m. $12/$14 non-members. Meridian Senior (517) 882-9733, saintmichaellansing.org. on our stage. 6:30 p.m. FREE. Marshall Music, 3240 E. women ending relationships. 5:30-7:30 p.m. FREE. Center, 4000 N. Okemos Road, Okemos. (517) 706-5045, Karen Hanmer Book Arts. Discussion about Saginaw St. Lansing. (517) 337-9700, marshallmusic.com. Women’s Center of Greater Lansing, 1710 E. Michigan meridianseniorcenter.weebly.com. experience in book arts. 7-9 p.m. FREE. MSU Library, Ave., Lansing. (517) 896-3311. Grey Wolves in Michigan. Discussion. 10:30-11:30 MSU Campus, 366 W. Circle Drive, East Lansing, (517) Hopeful Hearts Grief Group. Learn, grow and heal a.m. FREE. Meridian Senior Center, 4000 N. Okemos 353-8700. together. 10-11 a.m. FREE. The Marquette Activity Room, Road, Okemos. (517) 706-5045, meridianseniorcenter. Learn to Meditate. Taught by Bob Teachout. Enter Tuesday, February 17 5968 Park Lake Road, East Lansing. (517) 381-4866. weebly.com. at rear of building. 8:15-9 p.m. Donations. C. 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(517) 999-3643, reachstudioart.org. that equation, we worry that the love is not there." I think S. Washington Square, Lansing. (517) 482-0600, you're on track to overcome this fundamental problem, it's a spacious chateau with numerous rooms, includ- ing a greenhouse, library, observatory, swimming pool, [email protected]. Events Taurus. Your struggles with intimacy have made you wise "Sporcle Live!" Trivia. Win Crunchy's gift certificates. enough to surrender your expectations about how oth- and karaoke bar. This is an excellent metaphor for you, DTDL Book Club. Discuss Jojo Moyes' "Me Before 7 p.m. FREE. Crunchy's, 254 W. Grand River Ave., East ers should show you their love. You're almost ready to Scorpio. Anyone who wants your love or friendship must You", 6-7:30 p.m. FREE. Delta Township District Library, Lansing. (517) 351-2506, crunchyseastlansing.com. let them give you their affection and demonstrate their realize how much you resemble a Tardis. 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Whisper funny secrets into each other's the following passage in her novel A Spy in the House org. ears or wrestle like good-natured drunks on the living of Love: "As other girls prayed for handsomeness in a Music Teen Crafternoon. Teens create a candy sushi craft. room floor. Howl like coyotes. Caw like crows. Purr like lover, or for wealth, or for power, or for poetry, she Jazz Night. Live music. 7-10 p.m. FREE. Moriarty's 3-5:30 p.m. FREE. East Lansing Public Library, 950 cheetahs. Sing boisterous songs and recite feral poetry to each other. Murmur this riff, adapted from Pablo had prayed fervently: let him be kind." I recommend Pub, 802 E. Michigan Ave., Lansing. (517) 485-5287. Abbot Road, East Lansing. (517) 351-2420, elpl.org. Neruda: "Our love was born in the wind, in the night, in that approach for you right now, Capricorn. A quest for Death and Dying Discussion. Media images the earth. 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First, of all the signs in Nachkussen refers to the kind of kiss that compensates the zodiac, you're most likely to thrive on his approach. for all the kissing that has not been happening, all the Second, you're in a phase of your astrological cycle kissing that has been omitted or lost. If it has been too when this capacity of yours is at a peak. Here's how long since you've kissed anyone, you need Nachkussen. Rilke finished his thought: "Lovers should act as if they If your lover hasn't kissed you lately with the focused had a great work to accomplish." verve you long for, you need Nachkussen. If you your- LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): About 2,600 years ago, self have been neglecting to employ your full artistry the Greek poet Sappho wrote the following declaration: and passion as you bestow your kisses, you need "You make me hot." In the next ten days, I'd love for you Nachkussen. From what I can tell, Pisces, this Valentine to feel motivated to say or think that on a regular basis. season is a full-on *Nachkussen* holiday for you. Now In fact, I predict that you will. The astrological omens please go get what you haven't been getting.

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our care in an emergency hearing before and Pennsylvania Avenue. The store blends to see the lab report to confirm the claim on the allegations were even properly inves- right in, two doors down from Sparrow the jar, I was disappointed to learn that the Meet Mr. Green tigated. Following a large press confer- Laboratories, without any huge pot leaves strain had not yet been sent to a lab. My unexpected journey from average ence and the overwhelming support of on the building or the sign. The plaza had A second disappointment came when I Joe to medical marijuana advocate the “Free Bree” campaign, our daughter plentiful parking that was well lit and handi- was informed that I wouldn’t find any topi- was returned after her six-week capture. cap accessible. cals, oils or edibles at Pure Options, despite Beginning today, City Pulse will pub- The criminal charges were ultimately dis- As soon as I entered the front door I the fact that the mission statement on their lish a new medical marijuana review col- missed. noticed a subtle dis- website states that they “(provide) the most umn, "The Green Report," by Steve Green, One thing that has come of my relent- Pure Options tinction that set Pure effective cannabis products for patients in every other week. This week the author also less research into cannabis treatment is Dispensary Options apart from need." But not all patients, it would seem, introduces himself. that I have become an authority on mari- 6030 S. Pennsylvania Ave. many other stores. since a large number of them, myself includ- I'm a happily married, 36-year-old juana, edibles, patients, caregivers and dis- #8, Lansing The front door opens ed, rely on the benefits of oils as a way to pre- (517) 721-1439 father of four amazing, healthy children. pensaries. I co-founded one of Michigan’s pureoptions.com into a sizable lobby vent disruptive seizures. I'm also a medical marijuana user and leading edible-producing companies. with a secondary I decided to get two pre-rolled joints, one activist who was unwittingly thrown into I’ve spent hours in courtrooms advocat- door and a transac- of the Monster Cookies strain and the other the public’s eye. ing for the Michigan Medical Marijuana tion window. It was immaculately clean, of the Bubblegum strain. My selection was My primary qualify- Program, testifying about my knowledge with a rare upscale feeling. In the waiting paid for and delivered through a box built ing condition is epilepsy, and experiences. I've been lucky enough to room, I quickly noticed a surprising smell: into the wall, another example of this store’s but medical marijuana sample some of the best marijuana in the not of marijuana, but vanilla air freshener. truly unique structure. Both joints were pre- also helps with sec- world in every delivery form. At the window, I pressed the buzzer and a pared in a cone-shaped, premium quality ondary ailments. I was Now, I’m honored to bring this experi- young man came over to check my medical paper with a cardboard tip on one end. The working as a mechanic ence and knowledge to you in this column. marijuana card and state ID. He buzzed me Monster Cookies joint burned evenly with when, in 2006, I was If you’ve ever wondered what it's like in through the door, which had a metal detec- a delightful flavor that reminded me of my struck with my first sei- those pot shops, my thorough descriptions tor on the other side. I shuffled into the favorite mango berry drink. The effect left zure. Over the next few will help everyone from first-time visi- large, posh backroom where I waited my me completely relaxed, exactly what I was years I experienced over tors to seasoned shoppers know what to turn in a leather recliner, browsing through looking for after experiencing some anxiety 300 extreme grand mal STEVE GREEN expect. My experiences can help you avoid a marijuana-themed magazine. fits earlier in the day. seizures. I explored all the uncomfortable situations I had at the The budtender called me up to a large On the other hand, the Bubblegum strain traditional medications and methods — beginning. From accessories, to marijua- counter with barstools. I saw pre-rolled burned unevenly (or “canoed,” in marijuana at one point I was taking over 28 pills a na varieties, to technology, you will have joints from $5 to $8. The display samples terminology) and left a dark grayish-black day — but a normal lifestyle was still out of a better idea of what will help from the of nearly 30 different varieties of marijuana ash. The taste left something to be desired reach as I continued to have seizures. My start. The stories may be comical at times, were color coded by price, ranging from $10 as well. It could have used a better flush at doctors presented me with three options, but they will always be honest. My focus to $20 per gram, with the majority being $12 the end of its flowering cycle. On the upside, none of which were guaranteed to work: is to provide accountability so that shops to $15. Each one looked well-handled and of I did experience an uplifting high that had brain surgery to remove scar tissue, brain can improve and meet the needs of the superior quality. The assortment of strains me laughing and in overall good spirits. surgery to implant a vagus nerve stimula- patients. available ranged from high CBD (cannabidi- tor or medical marijuana. It seemed obvi- ol) strains like Cannatonic #4, which I use to ous to me that medical marijuana was the curb my seizures, to high THC (tetrahydro- safest option; I knew from a young age THE GREEN REPORT cannabinol) strains with names like Green that marijuana couldn’t kill me. Crack and Gorilla Glue. After popping the Starting this process was a very daunt- tops of a few sample bottles and smelling the ing task for me. Do I select a caregiver? Limited options contents, my interest was piqued. presents Do I grow for myself? What about a mari- Some of the display jars were labeled with juana shop? Pure Options Dispensary delivers the potency of THC and CBD in the strain. Gardening is a dangerous hobby for quality, but selection is limited Cannatonic #4 was labeled as being 17 per- someone who has seizures, so I elected cent CBD, which seemed curiously high to have a caregiver: my wife. We studied Having visited nearly every dispensary despite its impressive scent. When I asked everything we could find on the topic, and in Lansing since late 2011, I was thrilled PUB I kept a journal with all the variables and to hear of the long-awaited reopening of effects. Joints led to edibles then to oils. Pure Options Dispensary. After a two-and- Through trial and error, and with help a-half year hiatus, they are back in busi- from testing labs, we found what works ness in the same location, tucked back into TRIVIA best for me: a capsule of CBD (cannabi- a small plaza on the corner of Miller Road diol) oil in the morning and a capsule of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) oil at night. hosted by I went 18 full months without having a single seizure, while eliminating every pre- scription from my medicine cabinet. I felt blessed. Then the story took a turn. In 2013, I was swept up in a hurricane of legal problems. First, my wife and I were arrested for manufacturing mari- juana. Even though it was legal for her Wednesdays starting at 7:30 p.m. to grow for me, the prosecutor refused to Craft beer and a mental acknowledge our registry cards and the workout all in one! case moved forward. In a second wave of legal assault, that criminal case was used Kitchen open with as an opportunity for personal revenge. My wife’s ex-husband called Child Protective ll menu until 11:00 p.m. Services with allegations against us relat- 402 S. Washington Ave. (517) 977-1349 ing to marijuana use. In a knee-jerk reac- Sun-Wed 11 a.m.-11 p.m. tion based on the fear of “Reefer Madness,” Thurs-Sat 11 a.m.-midnight our 6-month-old Bree was removed from PUB TRIVIAPUB TRIVIA 1 24 www.lansingcitypulse.com City Pulse • February 11, 2015

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