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Dec. 12,1988 V0I.18, No. 19 THIS WEEK Trade show group - to link with school By JEFFREY DeHERDT NAEM, explained that NAEM “plans to establish a cooperative Indianapolis may desire to be relationship with IUPUI which “sports capital of the world" but would eventually allow the As­ may become trade show and ex­ sociation and the University’s position capital of the world in School of Business, Division of the process. Restaurant and Hotel Manage­ Mayor William H. Hudnut an­ ment and Division of Continuing nounced on Nov. 30 that the Na­ Studies to present joint cur­ tional Association of Exposition riculum offerings.” Managers (NAEM), whose mem­ “The NAEM may help provide bers operate more than 5,000 training courses in the execution trade shows and expositions a and planning of trade shows and year, will relocate in , In­ expositions" said Mark J. Goff of dianapolis. The relocation, offi­ the Mayor’s office. cials at^the mayor’s office said, Training, McGowan added, will bring roughly $30 billion in could help to familiarize stu­ business to the city. dents with the expositions and “One of the main reasons th^y trade show industry, which he came to Indy was because of the said is a largely unknown aspect education opportunities at of business and advertisement IUPUI," said Bill McGowan, in today's world. “Those that president of the Indianapolis market through r^|j(£g0verti£: ing and .newspaper advertising Convention and Visitors Associ­ Rudolph has nothing on this reindeer decoration outside the University Hospital front entrance. Along with ation. also canSnarket through trade similar cheerful holiday scenes around the main campus, this bright ornament offers some diversion from the In a written statement Don Walter, executive director of See NAEM, Page 3 more serious activities inside. Photo by CINDY VAREY Tuition certificates could beat Used books best buy • < . rising costs of future education for spring semester

By DAVE CLARK By DAVE CLARK ^*The- actual cost of the used textbook would be $5, rather and area Students buying textbooks than the net $20 cost for the bank officials held a press con­ for the upcoming spring new book. ference at the IU School of Nurs­ semester should tT y to pur­ Vogel cautioned that stu­ ing studios Tuesday afternoon to chase used books, Harry dents should try to bring their announce a guaranteed tuition Vogel, assistant director of books in as early in the week program that one official called, Retail Operations for the book­ ns possible. “If we hove all we “the first of its kind in the coun­ stores, said. need, or if the book is not try," Textbooks for the spring going to be used in the upcom­ The certificate program will of­ semester go on sale today at ing semester,” he said, “then fer tuition certificates for credit- all bookstores. we only pay the~^holesale hours rather than tuition fees “Try to buy the used books price,” which is 20 to 30 per­ and will be good beginning in first,” Vogel said, “it* makes cent, he added. the 1990-91 academic year. book fees fairly reasonable.” IU President Thomas Ehrlich The advantage of buying a During final exams week said that the program was in­ used versus new textbook is bookstores at three locations tended to show that university because of the bookstores’ re­ will have the following hours officials wanted to be sure that Guaranteed Tuition Certificates, such as the one pictured above, will purchase policy. for textbook,buyback: those who wanted “an education be accepted toward tuition at any Indiana Uifyersity campus for the “We pay 50 percent of the Cavanaugh Hall: Monday - can afford one." next 20 years, from 1990 to 2010. ______new price, even if the book was Thursday, 9 a.m. to 8 p.m.; Joining President Ehrlich at already used at the beginning Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.; and the press conference, broadcast up to 20 years in the ," While a number of states and of the fall semester," he said. Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. to all eight IU campuses, were Ehrlich said. universities around the country Buying used books offers stu­ IU Vice President for Finance The certificate's price, accord­ offer various guaranteed tuition dents the chance for sig­ Krannert Science Building and Administration John Hack- ing to a written statement programs, Vice President Hack- nificant savings in textbook bookstore: Wednesday and ett, and executives from Bank released prior to the press con­ ett said that IU’s program had a costs. For example, Vogel said, Thursday only from 9 a.m. to 8 One Indianapolis, Indiana Na­ ference, “incTfides a 6 percent number of unique qualities. if a new book cost $40 dollars p.m. £ tional Bank and Merchants administrative fee to cover t^ie “With this program," Hackett then its re-purchase value at Bank and Trust Company. cost of administering the pro­ said, “you know you've acquired the bookstore would be $20, 50 IUPUI Columbus: Thursday Unctar the newly developed gram and the bank trustee fees.” the credit hours needed,” be­ percent of its original value. At only, from 10 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. program, approved by the Board Purchasers, after reserving cause buyers will be purchasing the same time, a used version After Saturday, the book­ of Trustees, certificates for Indi­ the initial $1,000/15 credit-hour credit-hours of instruction rath- of the same textbook which stores will buy back textbooks, ana University will be sold in 15 certificate, can also purchase ad­ might cost $25 dollars would but only at the lower credit-hour increment* for ditional credit hours at the rate have a buy-back value of $20. wholesale price. $1,000, which will be “good for of $200 per three credit hours. See CERTIFICATE, Page 4 P a g e 2 The SAGAMORE Dec. 12, 1988 NOTICES deadline N otices is Thursday at noon Professor's poetry book TODAY proves popular locally Information on new employee health insurance will be available in Personnel Conference Room 372 of the Union Building at 2 p.m. A second printing of the limited edition For information call 274-6754. The same by volume of poetry, “A Wind in the Heart, Poems for the Dead and the living,” by Louise Dauner, TUESDAY any other name? professor emeritus of English at IUPUI, will be stocked on local bookstore shelves in time for A proposal has been made the Christmas season. The 61 page book of Fernando Escobar will address the topic of “Ths Fetal Alcohol to change the name ot Agnes poetry by Dauner will be made available begin­ Syndrome: A New Approach,” at 4 p.m. in RR138 as part of ths Street to University Boulevard, ning Dec. 12 at all college and university book­ medical genetics seminar. which might be more in Keeping stores in Indianapolis and Bloomington, Bor­ with "the main campus artery ders Bookstore at Castle ton and the Carmel nature of that busy thoroughfare,- Bookstore. WEDNESDAY according to a recent IUPUI News The former Department of English chairman I at IUPUI decided to publish her lifelong collec­ Bureau Greensheet. The news Career and internship counseling is available on a walk-in basis tion of poems this fall at the encouragement of release added. atf you have any in Cavanaugh 401 on Wednesdays from 10 to 11 a.m. For other times, J friends, colleagues and former students. The in­ opinions one way or the other itial limited edition offering in September sold coll 274-2554 for an appointment at the Office of Career and Employ­ about this please jot them down out within weeks. ment Services in Businesa/SPEA 2010. and send them to Robert Martin, e s s director of administrative affairs, The Executive Education department will sponsor a a peach on 1 A 0 112.- Next Sagamore out Jan. 9 the "Public Management Institute and the Power of Effective Listen­ ing in Management* at 9 a.m. in Businesa/SPEA 4095. The next issue of The Sagamore will be on e s s ,Y newsstands Jan. 9, 1989. The deadline for clas­ "Effects of RAS Oncogene Expression on Neoplastic Hematopoi­ sified ads and notices is noon Thursday, Jan. 6. etic Cell Proliferation" will be the topic of a lecture by H. Scott Boswell at 2:30 p.m. in Riley 4150. Donald L. Tavel, music instructor and innovator, dies ADDENDUM Services for Donald L. Tavel, Indianapolis vice-president in charge of marketing for Dr. David Tavel’s Premium Optical Co., and IU Deadline for submissions for the Spring 1989 issue of "genesis" graduate who was regarded as a pioneer in com­ is Feb. 3,1989 at 5 p.m. Submissions should be sent to the Student puterized music and art, were Monday, Dec. 5 Activities Office located in the basement of the University Library. at Congregation Beth-El Zedek, 600 West 70th St. Tavel died Dec. 3 in St. Vincent Hospital of in­ juries from a Nov. 28 automobile accident. Tavel was n popular faculty member at IUPUI who was teaching two courses in the IU School of Music at Indianapolis this semester. Blondie’s An innovator who found uses for computers outside of their traditional technical uses, Tavel received a unique degree from Indiana Univer­ Gift Ideas sity in multi-media and in 1976 the first-ever master of music degree from the IU center for Electronic and Computer Music. COOKIE CANISTERS First experimenting with musical Donald L. Tavel COOKIE CAKES synthesizers in the mid-1970's, he introduced the instruments into the Indianapolis Public Tavel is survived by his wife, Tamara Tavel; PARTY TRAYS Schools, lecturing on their use and teaching col­ daughter, Alison C. Tavel; mother, Kit Tavel; GIFT BOXES lege graduate level courses in computer music father, Dr. David Tavel; three brothers, Alan, techniques. Larry, and his twin, Ronald Tavel. BROWNIE CAKES At one time, Tavel served on two faculties at Memorial contributions may be made to the GIFT CERTIFICATES once, founding a computer graphics and anima­ Donald L. Tavel Music Scholarship Fund, 2839 tion department at IU and teaching courses in Lafayette Road, Indianapolis, IN, 46222. computer music at IUPUI. Indianapolis Tavel held several patents on computer CORRECTION: hardware and programs and was an early I.U.P.U.I University Foodcourt pioneer in a form of musical reproduction In a story on Page 17 of last week’s issue, the 317-637-3534 known as MIDI, Musical Instrument Digital In­ name of Marika Kalyvas was misspelled. The Place your orders Sagamore regrets the error. terface, which allowed musical instruments to now for the holidays function with and through computers.

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< v NEWS Dec. 12, 1988 P a g e 3 United Way Drug testing suit may avert court

By DAVE CLARK likelihood that the case will go nears goal 4 T t will be dismissed, to trial. By MARIE CICVHELEWSKI “friendly” lawsuit over The only reason the case mandatory drug^festing of A it’s .just a matter of hasn’t been dismissed yet is be­ The dollars keep adding up as IUPUI athletes filed in 1987 by time.’ cause “the federal judge hasn’t the 1988 United Way campaign the Indiana Civil Liberties done anything yet because the heads for the final stretch and Union (ICLU) against Indiana — Richard Waples court (dockets) are so crowded," its Dec. 15, $190,000 goal. University is not expected to go gal Director, ICLU said Waples. before a judge, the legal director The goal is not beyond reach, In the meantime, the univer­ of the Indiana Civil Liberties said Michael k Cozmanoff, sity has decided to suspend the Union (ICLU) said. IUPUTs bursar and United Way Miller argued that rmmdatory drug testing program “until the “It will be dismissed,” said campus campaign cch ' drug testiflg would violate his case is adjudicated,” Lovell said. Richard Waples, legal director of chairperson . “We’re not far from Fourth and Fifth Amendment IUPUI Chancellor Gerald (the goal)," he said. T d like to the ICLU, “it’s just a matter of rights against unwarranted time.” #Bepko, in an Oct. 26, 1987 arti­ say yes, well reach the goal * search and seizure and self­ cle in The Sagamore, said there University officials had been This year’s campaign was ex­ incrimination. was ho animosity between the hoping that the suit would come tended in order to give everyone Before the case could go to tri­ ICLU and the university be­ the opportunity to contribute. to trial because they “wanted a al Miller voluntarily quit the Despite winter's arrival the United resolution” concerning the drug cause of the lawsuit. “It’s a fair­ As of Friday the campaign had soccer team. He cited a conflict ly friendly lawsuit,” Bepko said. Way mercury, in front of the main testing policy, said Bob Lovell, reached 95 percent of this year’s in work and practice schedules “ Indeed, a couple of the lawyers goal, Cozmanoff said, well above campus library, mimics hot summer athletic director and men’s bas­ and an increased class schedule ketball coach. for ICLU are my former stu­ the 1987 total of $162,827. temperatures as it nears the 100% as his reasons. dents.” Bepko was dean of the ^ After all the work that every­ Students have contributed mark. The suit had been scheduled to one has put into it,” Lovell said, I.U. School of Law at In­ about .34 percent of the total so Photo by PAUL SUTTON go to trial Aug. 22, but was put dianapolis before becoming “it would be kind of frustrating far, an increase in student con­ on hold after Miller “lost his chancellor. tributions from last year. 'Die to let it drop now.” standing.” pledges from students. Despite the desire of both majority of the pledges have Stanley D. Miller, an IUPUI Faced with a dismissal of the T h e key is spending a little parties to obtain a legal deci­ come from university faculty student and member of the case the ICLU asked for and more in the way of effort to edu­ sion, with Miller’s withdrawal and staff. v Metro soccer team at the time received an extension on the tri­ cate,” he said. from the case and no other stu­ In addition to individual dona­ the suit was filed, filed a com­ al date. % It’s not too late, Cozmanoff dent apparently disagreeing tions, some money has been plaint ' with the ICLU asking Waples said that the ICLU can said, for students to contribute with the university’s policy it raised by different organized ac­ that university officials not be not take the case to court unless seems likely that the lawsuit’s to the campaign. The bursar’s tivities. Parker Brothers compa­ flow ed to require student some other student steps for­ question - is mandatory drug office has pledge cards available ny, promoters of the pame athletes to submit to urinalysis ward. and will accept personal checks testing of student athletes con-—^ “Dare,” organized a campus in order to maintain their Without another plaintiff; he as payment. stitutional • will remain un­ Dare Night. The game chal­ athletic eligibility. concluded, there is little answered. lenges people to do silly things. About 80 students turned out for the event. , It is activities like Dare'Night “ Finally, a copying A Grand Computer that Cozmanoff hopes to pro­ mote for next year’s campaign in for order to increase activity and service designed UNDER a GRAND! NAEM • Continued from Page 1 with your needs It takes only shows,” he adtfcd. These are the people that plan large expositions and trade in mind. shows across the country and in­ ternationally,” said McGowan.

Certificate value will increase in future Renovated Continued from Page 1 1923 Townhouses Hardwood floqrs and woodwork, ceiling fans, arches, er than dollar-amounts of educa­ chandeliers, new kitchen, marble vanities, wall­ tion. paper, basement with washer-dryer hookup, front A second feature of the pro­ porch, 2 bedroom, dining room, 5 minutes to Union gram, stressed by both Ehrlich Station - Garfield Park area, bus line, cable TV, and Hackett, was the so-called secondary market feature o f the water paid. Adults only. $349/$379 m o n th . certificates. “ If one decides not to go to In­ 787-7683 diana University,* Ehrlich said, “then this individual may sell (the certificates) to a secondary market.” QndiancipoliA Woman ' a Q a n ta h With the certificates linked to a present resident credit-hour fee of about $66, certificates pur­ chased now will have a greater value at a later date, Hackett Cornered by a trio of university cameras and local media representa­ Pregnancy Tests said. tives. IU President Thomas Ehrlich responds to questions about the Ultrasound To ensure that the certificate's tuition certificate program. Photo by P AUL S U TTO N value increases over time, “a Pregnancy Termination maximum of 450,000 credit- A third aspect of the plan is have any problem. Birth Control hours over five four year periods that certificates might receive Although the certificates can will be sold,” Hackett said. The an exemption from capital gains be used by out-of-state students, figure represents, he added, taxes. Hackett said that there is they would not have a 15 credit about “20 percent of the ex­ “a possibility of legislation to ex­ hour value in that case. The stu­ (317)353-9371 pected total credit hours in the empt them” from the taxes. dent will be required to pay the (upcoming) 20-year period.” That possible tax benefit difference between the in-state SERVICE TOLL FREE 1-800-382-9029 With tuition costs expected to coupled with no upper limit on and out-of-state costs when they continue to rise in the future, the number of certificates that present the certificates. 5626 E. 16th St. Indpb., IN 46218 Hackett said “as tuition costs in­ can be purchased, and the crease, the value of the certifi­ likelihood of a certificate's value Responding to a question from cates increases.” In the past increasing beyond it's original a listener at Indiana-Purdue at Fort Wayne, the only campus in decade, tuition costs have in­ purchnse price could lead to creased 116 percent, and if they speculation, driving the the eight campus IU system continue to increase at that rate secondary market price higher. that is administered by Purdue, Ehrlich said the certificates tuition could reach “$136 per Despite that, Hackett doss not DON’T HE A credit hour for in state stu­ believe that those wishing to would be good at “any Indiana dents,” the press release stated. purchase the certificates will University campus STYROHEAD Times of the season Attention Cartoonists The Sagamore is currently While students rest and The Bursar’s office will be closed accepting submissions for Dec. 26, 30 and Jan. 2. prepare for the upcoming single and multi-panel car­ semester most of the univer­ sity’s administrative offices will Financial Aid: Open Dec. 19- toons. Cartoonists will b e . be open for business-os-usual 22, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Dec. 23, 8 paid for each work pub­ during the holiday break. a.m. to 12:00 p.m. (noon); and lished. Following are the hours for closed on Dec. 24,25 and Jan. 2. Bring cartoons to the Sa­ each office from Dec. 19, through gamore office. Room 001G. Jan. 9: The Admission's office will be Registrar’s office: Open Dec. open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Dec. in the basement of Cava­ 19-23, 26-29 and Jan. 3-6 - 8 19-22, 27 30 and will be closed naugh Hall, 425 N. Agnes a.m. - 5 p.m. and closed on Dec. Dec. 23-26, and Jan. 2. St., Indianapolis. IN 46202 24, 25, and Jan. 2. or mail to the above ad­ Bursar’s office: Open Dec. 19- All offices will be maintain dress, to the attention of 22, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Dec. 23, normal hours, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. from 10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.. beginning again Jan. 3. the Design Manager.

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Purdue has also summer, according to Judaon been recently approached and is AND SHOP US Johnson, distributor of the ma­ negotiating with Johnson on chines for Planned Parenthood some machines. of Indianapolis. Panned Parenthood has put YOU MAY SAUE HUNDREDS "As I understand, the ma­ condom machines at other col­ chines in Ball Residence are leges such as Kansas State Uni­ going to stay in place, but the versity and tha University of machines will atay purely in tha Georgia. Compare The Others With All This Equipment residential dorms,” said Johnson. Locally, machines have also *1 think what tha general con­ been distributed to bowling al­ sensus is, is that the Board of lays and bars and taverns such Trustees are waiting to see what as Loconitee and Bartenders. kind of backlash they will get Timothy Langston, dean of • Electric Sun-Roof • Pow*f Sieenoq (because o f the machines),” said Student Affairs, said ha feels Johnson. that condom machines outside of Johnson also said that the ad­ the residential halls would be ministrators are trying to be taking the project a step too far. sensitive to tha concerns of "Let’s not get carried away,” parents and students. “ They’re said Langston. Langston said waiting to see if there will be a that students who live around public outcry, if any,” Johnson the Indianapolis area that do stated. not live in the residential dorms Johnson said ha believes the can probably purchase condoms university may fear aome reac­ from other sources. tion because of the recent In an earlier story in Tht protests by anti-abortionists Sagamore, Johnson said, 'M any against some family planning people find tt humiliating to buy program organisations such as condoms at the drugstore, no Planned Parenthood. matter what age they are” and According to Johnson, the uni­ added “you’re selling protection, versity will refrain from install­ but you're aleo trying to sell con­ • Stttl-8eli»d lodid Tirti Disc Broket ing any mare machines until tha venience too.” As the trend turns: 1989 Excel GLS 4-Door Sedan Jeans get the blues With Your $2000 Trade-In Now Only ^ y 2 4 Q By MICK McCRATH blues, either through re-dyeing the jeans after the splotching Rest in peace, acid wash. process or by acid washing a For the past two years, the darker pair of jeans. white-splotched acid-washed Variations on the acid-wash style ruled the world o f campus process will keep the style Over 200 Hyundais in Stock fashion. But two years in the around for at least a while fashion industry is an eternity, longer. Levi's recently intro­ and any trend's hold on the duced their Galactic Wash line, pocketbooks o f America is a a variation on add wash that Starting From Just $5650 tenuous thing. splatters the jeans with an So, like the Miami Vice look astral-like pattern. that preceded it, acid wash sits Strictly from an economic on the shelf, passed over for this sense, basic jeans make more year’s craze — but there lies the sense. Stone-washed or add- washed jeans take a beating in HUGE TRADE ALLOWANCES problem. the process. Marble-sized “ There’s no outstanding fea­ pumice stones, soaked with ture in denim this year,” said bleach if the streaked look is Glenda Daly, district manager desired, are thrown in during for Chess King, a men's clothing the washing process to soften $ 9 9 down store chain. the jeans. As a result, the denim Instead of a new jeans fad, fabric wears out quicker. styles will be more basic, said Through all the changes in FOR QUALIFIED BUYERS Daly,.with a shift away from the style, the basic pair o f blue jeans lighter, white-washed style and has proven to be immune to the a return to a darker fabric. vagaries o f fashion. “ There’s still a lot o f business DAVE MclNTIRE’S “Even designer jeans are get­ ting back to a basic, darker done on that wall,” said Allen, color,” said Dave Allen, manager painting with his thumb at a of Hnrry Levinson at Glendale. wall stacked from floor to ceiling HYUNDAI CENTER Acid wash will also get the with the basic blues.

Use our classifieds lo reach Ihe IUPUI community 5075 W. 38th - 299-9966 Holiday donations OPINION Dec. 12.1988 make season merry UCLA grad reflects on lUPUI’s image hristmas is cominq. The malls are crowded, traffic is bumper-to-bumper and tempers are short. Wish To the Editor: describes as the ‘ prestige of an lists are impossibly long, finances are small and Letters-to-the- IU or Purdue degree,” really are C Neither Walter Buchanan nor creativity is in great demand. settling for less than what our Miriam Langsam offered viable faculty has to offer. What should be a season of joy and good cheer has solutions to the problem o f our E d i t o r a As a member of the Geology become commercialized torture lor some people. But university's identity. Department, which is in the the spirit of Christmas is alive and well for those who Professor Buchanan advocated Purdue School of Science but changing our name from IUPUI sity to be in Indianapolis, I note look beyond their own needs and volunteer their time which awards an Indiana Uni­ to Indiana Purdue University. the irony that administrative versity degree, I think that our and resources to help those less fortunate. And Dean Langsam proposed spending per student is lower at students get a double dose o f ad­ Special Visitors are each assigned to regularly visit leaving it just the way it is. IU PU I than at either of the ministrative schiiophrenia one critically ill child at Riley Hospital for Children. Both Professor Buchanan and “main” campuses. Our campus is a university, Dean Langsam compared the Volunteers are trained to handle the special needs of The IU PU I faculty is repeated­ and the names that Professor IU PU I situation to that of ly told the reason our allocations Buchanan and Dean Langsam these children whose parents may live too far away or UCLA. But, as an alumnus of are not as high as those in advocate do nothing to change have other demands that keep them item visiting often. UCLA, let me assure you that Bloomington is that we are more the image that our campus is a If you are interested in making a four-days-a-week there is absolutely no doubt in “efficient* at what we do. (As a loose-knit confederation. my mind who or where my alma commitment that could last several weeks or months, taxpayer, I wonder why the But I think that the issue real­ mater is. I suffer no inferiority legislature continues to fund ly isn’t one of how to develop a call Vivien Osmunson at 274-8682. complex because I didn’t get my less efficient campuses at higher first-rank university in one of International students who are far from home and degree at Berkeley. per student levels.) America’s largest cities and it cannot afford to make the trip over the break would In fact, due to their adminis­ Both Professor Buchanan’s certainly isn’t how to develop a trative independence, I never undoubtedly appreciate being included in Christmas and Dean Langston’s solutions first-rank university system really thought about the other perpetrate the IUPUI inferiority across our state. caroling or other holiday activities. Call Mariana campuses. Here, the “main" complex. Their solutions are in­ It’s a matter of preserving two Richmond at 274-7294, and she will match you up with campuses are an obsession, a tended to leave our graduates alumni associations, two basket­ a student or students who would like to participate. source o f repeated, endless, un­ thinking that they have received ball and two football teams in productive discussion in faculty The Riley Hospital Guild accepts monetary dona­ a degree from “the real” Indiana two small midwestsern towns, meetings. University to the south or “the and “Hoosier and Boilermaker tions and new toys to be distributed among the children Most importantly, the history real* Puidue University to the Pride.” who need them most. The guild Is located In Room 403 o f UCLA provides the real les­ northwest. of the hospital. son for IUPUI. UCLA historians As one o f my colleagues here G ary D. R osen berg The Student Government Is collecting canned goods have written that the campus remarked, students who are Associate Professor did not begin to mature, to de­ happy to graduate from IUPUI G eology and monetary contributions for needy families in Indian­ velop its own fine reputation, with, what Professor Buchanan apolis. Collection boxes are placed in several sites until it managed to wrest con­ around campus. Call the government office at 274-3907 trol o f its own alumni affairs Seconding scholarship motion for more information. from the resistant Berkeley ad­ ministration. This was the be­ To the Editor: ing out the action. The next time These are needs on this campus, and they are just ginning o f its own identity. the Senate elections are held, a small sample of the needs people have throughout the IUPUI graduates are annually I have followed the story about there should be a proposition on city. Gleaners Food Bank, the Salvation Army and the solicited by the Purdue or Indi­ Linda Proffitt and the Student the ballot presenting this Senate between classes and elimination necessary to our bet­ United Way all rely on the generosity of others. ana University alumni associa­ tions (depending on their de­ work. Then today I read the let­ ter experience at IUPUI and in­ The joy of giving doesn’t come exclusively from gree) for contributions which the ter by Pat Grieet suggesting stituting the scholarship Ms. seeing the smiles of family arid friends. It also can be felt “main” campuses are under no that the Senate be abolished Griest mentions. If this proposi­ In the heart when you know that someone, somewhere obligation to allocate to IUPUI and its $17,000 budget (I tion carries, the existing Senate couldn’t believe it, either) go to a will make plans to cease opera­ is having a better Christmas because you cared enough unless the donor so specifies. These solicitations are not scholarship program for those tions. to donate some of your time or other resources. made on behalf o f the IU PU I interested in representative gov­ campus and, as a taxpayer and ernance. John Avila — The Editorial Board as a faculty member who wants I second the motion and First year the finest possible state univer­ propose a mechanism for carry­ School of Dentistry

Campus Inquiry What are you looking forward to giving for^hnstmas?^

PAT MOELLER TODD FULLER JOLYN RICKARD LARRY OAKS DANA ANDERSON Freshman Senior Sophomore Freshman Sophomore University Division Liberal Arts Liberal Arts University Division Telecommunications

*1 have a computer, three Bar­ “Probably my time to the Sal­ “I haven’t done my Christmas “I just had my first child re­ “I’m looking forward to giving bie dolls - one is an astronaut vation Army.” shopping yet, but I can’t wait cently. I guess I’m most looking my grandparents a big hug, Barbie that says 'We girls can to battle the crowds." forward to seeing my daughter because they’re coming out to do anything’ - and a xylophone get interesting gifts and be see us from Pennsylvania." that I’m sending to my grand­ excited about that.” daughter in Germany." Dec. 12, 1988 The SAGAMORE OPINION / Page 7 Mr. Tree entertains children, himself at Christmas It's amazing what people will do for would behave. 8ome kids were an ab­ call a pig that knows karate?” money when they're hard up at Christ­ solute pleasure to entertain. Others, He just stared at me. mas time. Holiday Column well... *A pork chop. Get it? Ha ha.* Tm broke so much of the time that it Take, far instance, the one kid who “Oh, God, how H u p u T I heard a fe­ doesn't bother me too much (you get used By Rick Morwick would stand in front at the tree almost male voice say in the most annoying val­ to it after a while), but when it’s Christ­ every day I was working He would never ley girl accent you've ever heard “That's mas morning and you’re opening all the would arrive with their mothers in tow say anything and he would always have really dumb * The voice belonged to one fts you've received from family and and say those dreaded words, “ It’s Mr. a blank expression on his face. It was my of two teenage girls who had been listen­ lends, it’s generally regarded as good Tree! It’s Mr Tree!* job, no matter what, to talk to anyone ing off to the ado. O f course, 1 hadn't gmanners to give gifts in return. Inevitably, the most dreadful of events and everyone who would come up to the eeen them standing there. That’s when being broke really gets me would occur. Some little kid's mother tree. But what do you say to something I waa, needless to say, thoroughly em­ down. would say, “You stay here and talk with that refuses to talk back? barrassed They began to walk away, Five years ago, when I was really Mr. Tree while I go shopping.* The store, of course, had prepared us still commenting on the silliness of the desperate for cash, I had to take drastic “trees’ far just such an occasion Stapled joke and of the tree in general, saying You can’t imagine how I hated those measures — I got a temporary job at a to the inside of the tree was a list o f the how they wouldn't have my job for a mil­ words. Do you have any idea what it’s department store. Not as a salesman. iiu p td tii children's joke you've ever like (especially far someone who has vir­ lion dollars. Not as a cashier. Not as a stock boy Not heard in your life. I had sworn to myaelf tually no experience relating to young I immediately ‘stuck out my tongue' as a window washer. that I would never resort to using them; and waved goodbye. One of them turned children) to entertain a five year old from I was Mr. Tree. however, as I said, drastic times call for around, saw the red tongue writhing out­ inside a tree for up to an hour? That’s right. Five hours a day, four drastic measures. Pure hell — sometimes. side the rubber lips, and said, “Look days a week during the month o f Decem­ “Hev,* 1 said to the kid, feigning Pee It depended on how the particular brat what it's doing.* When the other one ber, the quietest, most reserved person Wee H erman enthusiasm. “What do you turned around and looked, she said rath­ you’ll ever meet was the voice inside Mr. er loudly, T h a t tree is kinky!* Tree. That was a typical day. It was my job to jovially announce An untypical day waa the time I “Merry Christmas* to all the passersby smuggled beer inside Mr Tree (I was who would stroll by the balsa wood tree younger and mors daring then). Lookjng and exclaim, “Oh, look, it’s Mr. Tree! It’s back on it now, it probably wasn't the Mr. Tree!* I remember feeling the way smartest thing in the world to do, but I Yogi Bear must have felt when the was a very happy tree that day. I sang tourists in Jellystone Park would drive songs with the little kiddies and their by and shout, “Look at the bears! Look at parents and recited every stupid joke the bears!* stapled inside the tree. I suppose I should mention that the tree had a big smiling face with pink rub­ I think I even advised some of the ber lips, a round, squeezable rubber nose mothers to go ahead and leave their chil­ that could be wiggled from inside the dren with Mr Tree while they did their tree and two big eyes with eyelids that I shopping (as 1 said, I was a happy tree) could open and cloae. Last, but not least, I can’t say I would do it again, but I did I had a red sock that ran all the way up eryoy my tenure as Mr. Tree More often to my shoulder which served as (believe than not, and much to my surprise, en­ it or not) Mr. Tree's tongue. tertaining young children and making Let me describe for you a typical day them laugh was pure joy. It really inside Mr. Tree. brightened my own Christmas First, I would have to wiggle inside the Many of those kids looked forward to tree through this tiny opening and posi­ visiting Mr. Tree, which I didn't really tion myself as comfortably as possible on realize at first. Parents made special the smallest, most uncomfortable chair trips into that store just so their children in the world. Since I would get there be­ could talk with Mr. Tree. fore the store opened, I would always Mr. Tree — that waa me. Santa Claus, take a newspaper to read before the little eat your heart out. brats — I mean, before the little kids Holiday ‘traditions’ in other lands - yeah, that’s the ticket Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. Sample lyrics; Oh, Cannon Bomb/more more. Whole families jump naked into America loves i t bee r/Gooee-step on your head/Oh, Can­ bowls of pasta the size of a bus and eat It’s a holly, jolly time o f the year in the Holiday Column non Bomh/1 said more beer, stupid/Ach, until their jaws lock up. Then they have US of A and if there’s one thing Amer­ By Mick McGrath Ach, Ach/Help me, Tm choking/Ach, Ach. dessert. 1>ien they have sandwiches icans excel at it’s being holly and jolly. In made from leftover pasta. Then they fact, we’re probably the holliest, jolliest Chocolate Watch Dance — One of the have some chips and beer. Then they people in the world, unless someone says world to see how foreigners, who are not only Christmas traditions from Switzer­ have espresso. Then they have ice cream. bad things about us and then we have to Americans, try to make the best out of land, which is in Texas, this complex and Then they burp. Then they elect a new kill their president and set up a puppet Christmas, even though they’re not intricate dance has left many unsuspect­ government. Bv then it’s time far Christ­ government, but aside from that and the Americans. ing tourists bruised and bleeding. mas dinner. Because Italians like to occasional hostile takeover, we’re a Both feet are placed together, chocolate savor their food, they keep a lot o f food in bunch o f soft-hearted puppy lovers. Wassail — A traditional British bars are taped over the dancers' eyes and their mouths at one time. Sometimes In (act, about the only fault we have is holiday drink, this is the one word in the hands are rotated around the head. their heads explode. that we think the whole world is like Christmas carols that no one knows the The dancers then swing each other Some American Christmas traditions America, the best holly, jolly country in meaning o f or how to pronounce. around a small Christmas tree, stand on are universal, like buying presents for the whole world. Like most traditional English foods it one foot, sway back and forth, quack like pets and giving lingerie to street people Invented by City department is unfit for human consumption, but a duck, gargle, spit, sob uncontrollably, In most countries, families decorate store owners around the turn of the people who drive Saab station wagons strip to their underwear and yodel. Christmas trees, but in France, which is century, Christmas is one of the few manage to choke it down while saying The men and women go to opposite in China, they decorate their neighbor’s American holidays celebrated in almost things like, “You know this is a tradi­ ends of the room, run at each other at wife and the whole family has an affair every country in the world. tional English drink* full speed, collide and scream out in with her. They usually forget to water Most Americans have little knowledge A rich, frothy mixture o f chutney, York­ pain. Everyone hates the tradition, but her and she dries up and her needles fall o f the holiday customs of other countries, shire pudding, dark beer and those little the Swiss are too polite to say anything. off and clog up the vacuum cleaner and but most Americans think Canada is in green and red chunks that people pick then she catches fire and the house Central America so it’s no big surprise out of fruitcakes, wassail will solidify The Pinada — The word pinada means bums down, which is why the French that they think people all over the world just minutes after being made. Most “joke* in Spanish. A papier-mache dog or don’t like the , which is in celebrate the holiday by watching foot­ people would throw it away or use it as a donkey is filled with candy and hung Mexico. ball and going to the store for batteries. sanding block, but the English slice it for from the ceiling. Children are given big Santa Claus is known in almost every There is a lot to learn from the holiday cold cuts and force their children to eat sticks and large quantities of beer. Their land, and was so popular in Paraguay, customs of other countries. Exciting? You wassail sandwiches — which explains shoelaces are then tied together and the which is in Japan, that they elected him bet. Interesting? No question about it. Il­ why the British are some o f the moot un­ kids are set loose on groups of rich Amer­ president, but the CIA had to kill him legal? Sometimes. pleasant people on earth. ican tourists. No matter how Christmas is celebrated Their pathetic attempts at gaiety can around the world, it’s one export that be as colorful as Christmas wrappings Oh, Cannon Bomb — This German Eating — Italians love to eat. Just look Americana can be proud of, but those for­ and as entertaining as an Osmond family Christmas carol combines two traditional at their women. Actually, Italians eat all eigners better start paying us residuals special. Let’s take a little trip around the German favorites — war and drinking. the time, but at Christmas they eat even for the idea. Page 8 The SAGAMORE Dec. 12, 1988

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Unplanned Radio waves ‘trusted’ to students PREGNANCY? Continued from Page 9 of the theories that are taught," there. He subsequently returned iint said Maitzen. to WIBC because of the ThMfe atom «*rt • tort fa* |M m 4 ftm < W WIBC, he enjoys the unusual The third IUPUI student that availability of hours. comedy of controversial radio serves as a board op, Barnhill, is For Barnhill, WIBC has been a personality Howard Stem, who a two-year veteran of the station learning environment that has broadcasts on K-ROCK in New and works the “graveyard* shift given him a more realistic sense York. from midnight to 5 a.m. of what broadcasting is about. “Anybody that would have two Barnhill left WIBC for a brief Breaking into the radio busi­ 317-638-0965 bulimic lesbians on the show, time to work at country station ness can be very difficult, but COLEMAN ADOPTION SERVICES. INC try to get them to eat something, WFMS. He explained that he with the education and desire itorwwf+y SirtWrtrt CtoRM •It N lt.lw itrt»ll» throw up and kiss, is just wanted to do more on air work that these three have it is not i.6 ■■■»-. anon funny," said Evans. and that opportunity existed impossible. On a more serious note how­ ever, Evans explained that Knmrd m I'SA dedication plays an important role in radio. “You’ve got to hove a strange love for the business,” he said. Evans also pointed out that radio is neither a stable nor a high-paying business to get into, but added that the value of the job is learning to handle com­ plex situations such as produc­ ing the Indiana Pacers radio network. Evans shnres the job of producing the Pacers network with Phillips, a fellow senior telecommunications major. A three-year veteran of “the board," Phillips feels that get­ ting the opportunity to speak with and meet celebrities such as David Letterman, James Gamer and Dick Vitale makes her 6 p.m. to midnight shift a little easier.

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Dee. 12. 1888 Page 11 Herron Gallery molds unique exhibit in ‘Clayfest VI’

By RICHARD PROPES carrying a load of bananas on its various types of chemicals that Belial,” a sculpture of a torso deckX destroy our environment. painted a fiery red that failed to Whether your artistic taste A personal favorite a two- Though somewhat thought - evoke any response other than a runs traditional or con­ piece exhibit from New Albany’s provoking, the piece’s purpose simple “Isn’t that cute?” temporary, your every whim will Judy Jacobi. The first piece, was unclear. Was this actually,a Disappointing efforts were be satisfied at the current exhib­ “Anticipation," is a vase com­ political statement or just ec­ also turned in by Nell Devitt,c it in the Herron Gallery, the prised of a variety of colors and centricity? I/eslie Speicher, Carol Trig and textures, reflecting a sort of best from the state-wide compe­ Other award winners included Lisa Brown, who began with anxiety and instability. In the tition “Clayfest VI: A Biennial Leah Ritchie, David Herrold, great ideas but failed to trans­ second work, “Response,” Jacobi chibit of Ceramic Arts in Indi­ Gus Sisto, Virginia Scotchie, late them successfully into clay. an has constructed a smooth wave­ Rita Wiley and Larry Pejeau, “Clayfest VI" continues its run This year's exhibition honors like vase with a sea-green color­ who had a wonderful piece through Friday at the Herron ing that seems to indicate a the lifelong achievements of na­ entitled “ Vessel,” a Gallery, 1701 N. Pennsylvania serenity and tranquility upon tionally recognized ceramic art­ piec% that combined porcelain St. The Gallery hours are 10 the artist’s response to her ist Karl Martz, who founded the with what appeared to be the a m.' to 7 p.m., Monday through anticipation. ceramics department at Indiana bottom half of a space shuttle. Thursday, and 10 a m to 5 p.m. University in Bloomington. Jacobi got an Achievement On the surface of the piece were Friday and Saturday. Free park­ The exhibit features exhibits Award for her efforts, as did small engravings resembling ing is available at Talbott and by 42 different Hoosier artists Stephanie Pierson, who con­ footprints. This is the kind of 14th streets. Admission is free. with works from across the structed a thoughtful, yet comi-. piece that you can look at ceramic spectrum represented. cal piece entitled “Well?” The several times and find some­ Fittingly, Martz has several piece, in vase form, has various thing new every time. pieces in the exhibit, ranging faces and shapes etched into the Other solid efforts are Jim from one of his earliest pieces, a surface reflecting various facial Kemp’s 1988 “Platter," Jennifer W IN $100 1934 work entitled “Vor. Dark,” expressions. P. Dooley’s “Hundred.Cup to 1988’s “Bottle Globe,” an in­ Pierson follows the same con­ Pourer” and Barry Harrison’s The Sagamore triguing piece. cept for “That’s Funny,” a piece basic but beautiful “Untitled Perhaps due to his chemistry that immediately evokes emo­ Elegnnce.” is sponsoring background, Martz has an al­ tions ranging from tranquility to * Falling short in their efforts chemist’s way of adding glaze to frustration to elation. are Dick Lehman’s “Spirit a school fight song his works that takes them from One of the more serious efforts Breath Bask;” a piece that gets writing contest. run-of-the-mill to spectacular. was ?Osage Avenue Philadel­ lost in the exhibit, and David C. , The Award of Excellence was phia” from Indianapolis-based Stephanie Pierson’s "That’s Gamble’s trivial collage piece Jfou could win it all! presented to Bloomington’s Tony artist Joe Rohrman, which Funny" is on display at "Clayfest “Write me a Song," complete Kukich, who had several works See Page 17 for depicts a ravaged building with . VI" at the Herron Gallery. with a record painted on its sur­ entered, highlighted by his bricks strewn around it. face and lyrics to-its side. Photo by MARK DOWNING more details “Lak lg^ggT and “Banana Tug” Katherine L. Ross’s “Vessels in Several pieces simply ap­ / earthenware, comprised of a the Landscape” combined clay statement. The steel cage peared incomplete, including ^ nearly three-foot-long tug boat and steel for an environmental trapped in its boundaries the Brett Will Duch’s “Torso of

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Phoenix ‘bouncers' focus on comic nightlife LETS GO TO THE By RICHARD PROPES • v C g u e The Phoenix Theatre, in iu 2332828 usual fashion, pushes In* 8239 N. College diannpolis theater to new limits with its hilarious current pro­ duction of John Godber's “Bouncers,H a comic look at London's urban nightlife. "Bouncers" assaults your senses like a typical MTV video: a senes of vignettes are shown in rapid-Are succession backed by disco music from the likes of Terence Trent D’Arby, and little mercy is shown in the 90-minute nonstop performance. Monday Night Though billed by the author as Football .95 drafts a social commentary on English 1.25 bar drinks nightlife, “Bouncers" is anything but a cut-and-dried drama. Behind powerhouse per­ TUESDAY formances from Tony Cerola, Nu Cliche Chuck Goad. Tony Carola, Wayns Cots and Ssan Michael Johnson watch the girls go by in ’Bouncers.' Wayne Cote, Chuck Goad and $2 Sean Michael Johnson, width and breadth of their Tim Brickle/s original music. different from Indianapoli. “Bouncers" hits the audience characters. "Bouncers" is not for everyone. nightlife. "Bouncers" comes WEDNESDAY with its messages while it's on Tom Bachtell and David Obscenities Aow throughout, highly recommended. the floor laughing. Csicsko’s contemporary black- and sexual references are fairly "Bouncers" runs through this Th# Sank The actors slip in and out of and-white set design is both common. However, an open- weekend at the Phoenix $3 numerous characters, male and visually stimulating and ap­ mind and a bizarre sense of Theatre, 749 N. Park Avenue. .25 boor female, who are out for a Satur­ propriate, as is Thomas Hass’s humor should add up to a Ticket prices vary, with student day night bash at their local dis­ lighting, Jack Randall Earls’s laughtsr-AUed evening for any­ discounts available. For in­ THURSDAY co. The show starts with the evocative choreography, and one in the mood for something formation call 635-PLAY. four actors portraying young Tommy Conwoll women at the beauty parlor, ft tho then men at the barber shop, Young Ramblort and Anally the bouncers at the $7 , disco. What follows is fast so don't let : your eyes wander. Bouncers FRIDAY prepnre the club, women and SATURDAY men catch the bus, everyone Tho Scono meets outside, everyone goes in­ $3 side, everyone dances, everyone mingles, everyone dances, seduces, gets drunk, gets sick, and starts over again. Did you get all that? As the head bouncer * Lu&y Eric, Wayne Cote makes his Phoenix debut a memorable one. Clearly the eldest and more ex­ perienced bouncer, Cote shows us a man who is growing weary of night alter night of meaning­ less violence and mindless sex. Indeed, as reAected in three monologues, Lucky. Eric is angry. Cote’s shifts from his roll as the angered Lucky Eric to the somewhat undesirable younger woman and overweight man are complete and amazing to watch. Sean Michael Johnson adds a charming sensitivity to his bouncer, but is able at a second’s notice to turn on those around him. Johnson’* nearly waist- length hair gives him an almost Hr*.Me punkish look that brought to umlrrrnrr n««i« HOW TO TELL A mind M TVs “Young Ones" tele­ CONFERENCE CENTER vision series. Tony Cerola, as the playboy FROM A MEETING ROOM. Judd, is wonderful throughout, I 'nit cr til} I Mace offer* what no mere meeting room can: capabilities but particularly impressive in a* sophisticated at m ice and video teleconferencing. fiber-optic *>*lem. the “blue" video scenes and in computer lah. simultaneous language interpretation and an clcctnmic audience re«pon*e *)*lem , or at timplc a* an overhead projector and flip his scenes on the dance floor. W r tW fll chart. I hit focilil) feature! 23conference room* plut a .I.Wf-teal audi­ hnlri torium engineered for tour comfort, the resources of two major uniter- Chuck Goad’s Lee has the per­ tilict including facull) and data hank*, plot rctlaurunft and a luxurt fect combination of innocence 27N.r«Nwn hotel. and corruption. Goad is nearly 1 niverxilv Place i* designed for the productive exchange o f idea*. ( lall ut *o we can tchcdule a t itit for >oo to pertonallt tec and appreciate the perfect playing a "follower," and difference. nis performance as a younger woman looking for a man are priceless. V*ard winning (rani MTV H r 0 Bryan Fonseca directs l Jnivcrsitv Place “Bouncers” with a seemingly I xetnine( ontcicmeI jrnicf & llnd velvet touch. His guidance is 6308 N Guilford Avo clearly present, but it also ap­ I.M7I J7IJ7UO pears he has given the actors plenty of room to explore the (ALL 255 2K2K Dec. IS, 1988 Tfre SAGAMORE A R TS / Page 13 Christmas spirit captured in variety of holiday tunes 'Reggae Christmas." Christmas means a lot of dif­ What about me? Okay, I con­ ferent things to a lot of different fess. I’m into the Christmas people Christmas spirit scene, but I like the hard-to-flnd celebrates life whether you're a Christmas singles like Joe punk rocker, rapper, tradi­ "King" Carrasco’s “Party Christ­ tionalist, or simple rock and rol­ mas" or even Bruce Spring­ ler. The great thing about this steen’s classic live version of wide variety of Christmas music "Santa Claus is Cornin’ to is that it allows the Christmas By RICHARD PROPES Town." When feeling particular­ spirit to reach out to everyone — ly sappy, Billy Squier’s it crosses economic, cultural and People are everywhere. It "Christmas is the Time to Say I political boundaries and aims doesn't matter which way you Love You" really hits the spot. straight at the heart. To my un­ turn, they're surrounding you, So, what's the point? Simple. derstanding, that’s what Christ­ your arms are loaded down with mas is all about. presents for Uncle Ted, Aunt Beatrice ^nd little Freddy. Suddenly just when you're about to break a sound comes through from the distance — , Phoenix Theatre from the record store across the mall blares John Cougar Mellen- camp's version of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Christmas time is here, and musicians from classical to rap to rock are getting in the act. It doesn't matter what friend I by JOHN GODBER visit during the month of De­ girl. She’s heavily into Christ­ Reindeer." He’s also into Salt & cember, it's always the same. In mas music but has a serious Pepa’s funky “Christmas Rap," the background of our conversa­ case of happy feet. Last year, and anxiously hopes that punk A comic impression tions is Christmas music. Run-DMC's "Christmas in rockers Toxic Reasons will of^urban night life! There’s John the tradi­ Hollis" and Eurythmic's release a version of “Silent tionalist. He goes for Bing synthesised version of "Winter Night" in time for the holidays. Crosby’s "White Christmas," “O is Wonderland" filled her tiny Anything with a beat pleases Come All Ye Faithftil" or, when Friday Saturday SI2 apartment from late November Jessica, as long as it is in keep­ S atu rd ay feeling very sentimental, "Silent right through to Christmas day, ing with the spirit. She about Sunday iio Night." His favorite album is the after which Lisa dropped to the fainted after hearing Mellen- optrunj Night p m 5S i S Perry Como "Christmas Album" floor, exhausted ‘from a month of camp’s "I Saw Mommy Kissing and he cried when Andy W il­ Studaut D Ucooul*1*2 00 intensive toe tapping. Santa Claus," Sting’s “Gabriel’s liams ' and Claudine Longet Rick is downright morbid. 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(umpuU.t |IX Aprie. it* a^ u \ ^ . ^ \ mai-nmi* »«f *ppk i.u Page 16 / SPORTS ______The SAGAMORE Pec. 12, 1988 Metros seek to derail rollercoaster By JO H N K E LLE R working as hard as they can 4 T thought we exe- physically. I think it is a mental Reach 30,000 people TT»e IUPUI men’s basketball thing in terms of understanding team has been on a roller X cuted offensively as what it takes to win. You don't ... coaster ride this season and are well as we have in this only have to work hard but you every w eek presently at their lowest point have to work smart.” Use the Sagamore classified ads. yet as they prepare to play four game stretch.” Lovell also said that the team Hanover College in the School of - Bob Lovell is improving offensively. After Only 20c a word. Call 274-3456. Physical Education Building scoring only 63 points against Men's Basketball Coach Wednesday evening at 7:30. Franklin in the Peach Basket The Metros began to slide Classic, the Metros improved downward when they came up “He totally dominated the against Xavier and Transyl­ empty in the Brooks Peach Bas­ game in the second half,” said vania only to come up short in ket Classic and nothing has Lovell. “ It was probably the best both cases. gone their way since. individual performance I have “I thought we executed of­ Their losing streak ran to four seen by a kid in a long time." fensively as well as we have in $ LOWEST PRICES $ games when they lost to St. WithJ^wo seconds left on the this four game stretch. We have Xavier College 67-66 last Mon- clock, senior piard Todd Schabel to be the kind of team that m the state dny, then were defeated 88-81 took a short jumper which failed creates things defensively," said by Transylvania University to fall through the iron, leaving Lovell. L a s e r G r a p h ic s Wednesday. the Metros short again. The Metros only created 13 The Metros were scheduled to “We didn't finish up very turnovers while giving up the The Copy Center face the Pumas of St. Joseph's well,” said Schabel. “We had a ball themselves 20 times. acrosf Ihe slreet Irom lh<* Public I itjr.iry College Saturday before squar­ couple chances to win. We just “If we can’t create things ing off against Hanover from didn’t do the things we had to do defensively and get the ball off 824 N MERIDIAN Highland Heights, Ky., Wednes­ to win." the boards, we can’t run," he 685-8585 day in the second game of a four “Basically, we played them said, summing up one of the game home-stand. even except we had the ball at frustrations plaguing the team. “They're a young team and the end and couldn't win," said Hoop action continues during they ploy very patient, very con­ Lovell. “ I think our kids played the Christmas break for the 4 0 Copies trolled, the type of tempo that like they are capable of playing, Metros when they will be on the Open late 7 days a week up to this point has really given though." road for four straight meetings, us a lot of problems, so it will be Though the one point loss was including the Purdue-Calumet 1 $ Resume Special $1 a tough game for us to play," an improvement over the pre­ Tournament. said head Coach Bob Lovell. vious games, the Metros came They will play Purdue- | $5.00 Off ! The Metros then face two up short again when they Calumet Dec. 28 before meeting teams they have never played Regular price $25.00 travelled to Transylvania, a the University of Wisconsin- before — Mount Marty College, team which also had a losing 2-4 Parkside in the first round of I a Includes typesetting, 25 prints & 25 matching envelopes * ' ______Expiration ^^D e ce m b e r 3M,_1988 ______Saturday, and Ferris State Uni­ record. the tournament, Dec. 29. versity, Dec. 20. IUPUI fell behind 6-0 early The Metros are the defending Lovell did not know much and were trailing 40-34 at half­ champions of the tournament, about Mount Marty, located in time. Second half action went which also features host South Dakota, but they feature much the same way when the Purdue-Calumet and Dubuque Metros cut the lead to three College of Iowa, an NCAA Divi­ 4 \ \ J e a couple points late in the game but sion II team. We Roll Out The The road trip continues Jan. 4 ▼ ▼ chances to win* couldn't pull even. “They led all the way and we when the Metros travel to Red Carpet We just didn’t do the could never break the ice," said Earl ham College to face the Lovell. Quakers. They will then duel things we had to do to “I think that we don't under­ Jan. 7 with rival DePauw Uni­ For Our Students! stand yet, as a group, that versity at Greencastle in the win.” people are going to play as well final game before the beginning -Todd Schabtl as they can against us and that of spring semester. Metro player they're going to have one, if not “DePauw, IYn sure everyone their best efforts against us and realizes, is always very difficult to beat at their place,” said several players who played on we are going to have to match Lovell. the Hoosier hardwoods in high that effort and we're not. Come to the The Hermitage where you The Metros will have played school. "It’s not a physical effort," he 15 of their 35 games before are treated extra special with our Ferris State, an NCAA Divi­ added, referring to his team's school resumes in 1989. sion II school from Big Rapids, mental attitude. T h e kids are 10 % Student Discount Mich., should be a challenge for S U l U l g U ■ ■ ■ ■ the young Metro squad. on all 1& 2 Bedroom Apartments. T h ey were in the NCAA Divi­ sion II Final Four a year ago and they nre probably one of the ATTENTION BSN$! Don't worry about heating bills because most physically talented teams on our schedule," Lovell said. MAKE YOUR WE PAY GAS HEAT, in addition to The Metros were 3-5 prior to the game with St. Joseph’s and EDUCATION HOT & COLD WATER, were feeling the sting of the four TRASH AND SEWAGE PICK UP! game losing streak. COUNT... 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Metro Notes ••• aag&Ua... wgq... ©t/#.. Do The Town Rick Morwick At Half Price SAVE 50% ON DINING, Okay, sports fans, now hear MOVIES, SPORTS, TRAVEL this: The ante has been upped in It MORE the IUPUI fight song lyric wriU fNTTRTAJNMfNl* books wort OS hotd ing contest. An anonymous to save you money os you do to earn donor is now offering $100 for it wirn m.i wonderful book of 50% the beat lyrics. discounts you coin save on almost That's to go along with the everything an yeo» sweatshirt being offered by the Only $30 00 for a hill year Cavanaugh Hall bookstore. This is no joke. First prize for Witt-. (NTtnTA*MfWT* two p e o p le j o out lew best lyrics is now $100 and a p**' • ot on* H»ie cxe lutt a •«*» eium p*n sweatshirt. First runner-up will *■' *»•«*> *<**•*«' t ih* Co* Jonn*orv C o w ", in * CXntjn AjncW »,*yomo ** * * * « » y /9*1*1 > »«>» I Now I#T|* Airmy I still receive an IUPUI T-shirt J *1 fcr*»»<*iOyOSck Coo ODowOlooWt * r »w ifc o o rjtA p p w H u m * MarUf- Joc k I MouWonv OomornSou*' M w S l'K I l ioi k h c t hw!2»*«i»oum C N i c w t ^ f .1 and the prize for worst lyrics is Itatwy Jo t* I p u i Hocm* v S**ak ' Vx m W*w*Ca»«* G*n*miCn*rtioM(MWt and"**:* n v rM n o * still an IUPUI sweatshirt. I was talking to IUPUI available at: Indiana University Puidue University at Indianapolis athletic director and men's bas­ ketball coach Bob Lovell the It . would benefit the sports All entries should be sent to BOOKSTORES -IUPUI other day regarding his teams when they compete on the room 001G in the basement of thoughts on a school song. court. Cavanaugh Hall, 425 Agnes St., “It*a ironic you should ask me A song would be another step in care of the sports editor. Dur­ about that," he said. forward for the university in its ing Christmas break, if no one is He told me that at a recent attempt to climb out of its in the office just slide the entry game against Transylvania Uni­ “identity crisis.* It might also urider the door. Sagam ore versity in Kentucky he was im­ help bring students together in Incidentally, the entry dead­ GET Classified Displays pressed when their band ployed a way that makes them feel they line has beeqi extended again — the school fight song and began are going to a “real" university this time to £ p.m Monday, Jan. w ill d o th e jo b to stir'up the crowd. with its own traditions and 16. I felt that an extension wcu NOTICED) for yo u ! At that point, according to identity. in order since first prize has Lovell, he looked down the I said in an earlier column metamorphosed into a rather Call?74-3456 for our low rates! bench at one of his assistants that I would try to persuade large dollar amount. and said, "We need a band, and Q95's Bob and Tom to play the Remember, you only have to we need a fight song." winning tune on the radio. That write the lyrics, not the music. . And he's right. The school does prospect is looking better and You must also b^ a student, staff need a fight song. A band would better each day. or faculty member at IUPUI to be nice, too, but first things Jody Stumpe, sales coor­ be eligible to win. Sagamore first. dinator for Q95, told me that staffers are not eligible, since A fight song can be sung a cap- Bob and Tom have agreed tenta­ the entries will be judged by The pella in unison by a rabid throng tively to play the winning song Sagamore editorial board. of hysterical fans, led on by on the radio after the lyrics have Now you'll have something to raucous encouragement from been put to music and recorded keep you occupied over Christ­ the cheerleaders. onto a cassette. mas break. 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