"PARK'S CLOSED. MOOSE OUT FRONT SHOULD 'A TOLD YA": Fiesta Texas has been cHosed since Nov. 8 as the barren tldtet booths Illustrate. Never fear, though, the park reopens Nov. 28. Young cats & powertools •page 13
Calling it Streaking at quits home •page 2 •page 20 THE PAISANO PLUS m(smQ NQJVEMBCII Mi9>lflQ9« SRA deals with double trouble as president and vice president resign In a wqmcedented move on Tiiesday, Anodier project Cane handled was a Nov. 17, UTSA Shident Rqaesentodve referendttmvotetakeaduruigdiefidll991 Assembly (SRA) president Rachel SRAelections. Thereferendumpropooed Heinemeyer and SRA vice-president the hnplementalion of several days of LaTayna Pumell submitted letten of les- study before final examinations begin. igaadon, efiecdve immedialely. During diese days, no ciass activity other In univenity histoiy, the lop two del than review for exams would take pbce. egates to die SRA have never resigned Last week, the University Assembly met ahnultaneously. TomCane.fanneriySRA lo respond to the proposed Review Days. Tkeasurer, has been elected as piesident The Academic Pdhcy and Curricula of the SRA by the remaining memben. COmnaittee found dnt die university has Cane will aerve as president until the next been in vicdation of its own policy. Com SRA general elections, scheduled for monfinals have been given on the Satur- qiring 1993. iay immediatdy following the last ctass AcconUng to Cane, both Hememeyer di^onRiday. ThisSaturdayispaitofthe and Pumell cited personal reasons suchas academic week and notpart of exam wedE. cfauswoik, jobs and CamUy for their resig The start of exam week is dw foUowuig nations. Heinemeyer and Pumell were Mondi^ after thetast class day on Friday. unavailable for conunent. Technically the univnsity has been in Cane hopes to provide a smooth transi violation of its own policy in adminishat- tionfiar th e SRA, so as not to interrupt its ing commonfinals o n the Saturday imme oogoingprojects. *^egotalotofpn9ects, diately following Hriday ctasses. like die Bookwalk, AIDS Awareness Theconunitteeproposed diattheuni- Week and the 16th Annual University versity adhere to its final examination Life Awards," said Quie. "It was felt dutt schedule as published both in the under die best dung to do was to dect some graduate and graduate catalogs. TMswill officen in-house to minimize die effects require shifting final exammatians dial (of the resignation)." areroutindyscheduledondieSahnrdayof Kevin New, formerly SRA recording die last week ot classes into die final secretary waselectedvioepiesideaL Kiisd examinationperiod. Thisminimalchange Had has been elected to fill die posidon of would guarantee that all students would reconhng secretary and Danielle Bush have at least two days (Saturd^ and Sun was elected as treasurer. day) between dieir last class and dieh- Although Cane does not have a per final examination. This might require aonal agenda in place yet, he is continu that Commencement not be held on the ally looking at projects die SRA can pro Saturday during final examination week. mote dial wdl help die UTSA shident The amendments to die recommenda Cane is interested in having the UTSA tion passed by voke vote of die Univer shuttles stop at area apam.ients to he^ sity Assembly and implementation will alleviale parking proUems. "Within a take ptace in the spring of 1993. mile of die university, we have all diese apartment comfdexes. A lot of people drive, eqwcially m coU weadier. We Br SmPHaa CavAzoa Rachel Heinemeyer, citing personal leasons, hss leslgnsd as president might be iUe to save 200 paridng spaces Nawa EmroR of the student representathie asssmbly after oomplsthig half of her (by pioviduig die shuttle)," said Cane. term. has vour num Campus South Omter (UTSA Bhrd. between IheSRAhasdiei too Off Studant £flfc tta- i IHIOgiBabtMCk) lialdngtfiBMiiwdirFSAi ^Adecidedtoatdaean copy and cowtpute (210) 641-e669ir FAX (210) 691-6910 taqp,altadqgofcaneBt8hMlcalsait . TCS Piddishing. 9(pmn6at finab Oft litn,nmimia: andtdephonenumben. Th6dir< lopn^MBetaeasK ecanloTCSis WB wordpiocess (ty>pe): are dtattfeoted on canqws and an not afflUsHd tks it had to an- Last year, no directc godwstandi^ ssUTSA Papers • Resum^ • Forms •wi|uiieo, bi^ore it tAwiu uu uoauKOs wilh iD»ii^t/U9£aSda!iirmtm6ir: Tom Cane. SRA President, said. die SRA. We fcove ovoiaM^ (forrantorforhkaif: "People have been khid of kiddng and "We're hxdciag at putting more usefid screaming for dutt. It'sdofiaitd^coming infonnation. in die dhecttvy dds year, • Laser, Cobr (for MAO only), and Dot Matrbc Old m Ihe aprii^" I can't ofiiix any o- Hke a campus map andfifequcMly calle d Computars («M«maMUTSAr«quirad*alc«vara) coaes fiv why it wasn't done. It's some- university numben" said One. •PCtiaacaimar) tbbig that should have been done and #-> • MadrtXMhas (A tcamMf) itidn*t get done. It's at die printer new." BrOiaiaam Oawuoa CoplTS iWhUaey, AssistaatVibePkesi- • and much mora! Ttie Paisano 690-9301 THE PAISANO PLUS MoveuBBi 24,1992 m(sm^ New parlcing lot under construolioii TflHtei^r east of convocation center ing assistant
Constniclionon the newestparking lot at UTSA begantast month widi comple- assaulted tkmscheihiled in mid February. Thenew lot win add SOO paridng spaces, which over pdriting will help alleviale paiking problons at UTSA. Problems reached their peak in the fall space semester with about 1,200 paridng tickets being issued to paiking viotalors. "Most A UTS A leacWag assteiaM was {Physi of them were given out for paiking with cally attacked ia paifthig tot dnee, hy a out a permit or not having it properly stedeat who araaaad to paik ui die dot disfdayed," said Tim Daho of die UTSA aiheia die victim ted <^ooea. UTSA trafli&<^ce. VvSaix Depwdnettt (UTSAPD) shorts With die qwuig semester beginning in j^MB^rt^y dmt ^ tii;in*jing affiiiiuBni, was just six weeks, Daho does not see any aasaaMed at 10:50 a.ra. on Now. 19. UT relid in the paiking situation. "We're SAPD Odd of Fiohce, hfMHid Ctavez, eiqpecting proUems to be just as bad in said, "We Imow who he (the sMett) n spring untU die new lot isfinished," said aaal we'tt be qaestiQii^ ten soon." Daho. If die victimffles chttges , the Jasdcx The consequences of getting a ticket of die Peace wfll no% dK indent of a may be moic serious than a $1S fine. In aaaadatoiy coMrtsppeiMBce. Tteattsleat some cases, when a vehicle cannot be BHiy alao tax ^Sadnj^Haaey actiQa t^ Hat identified, a unmoUlizer may be put on a offioeefstndefdUb. AooooMnigioCtevea;. vehide. A immobilizer is a steel devve ttristadiefirst iaddemofpBiki^Hrdate d duttisattachedlodievehicle's&ontwheeL which prevents the car finm being driven. d»pasthawebecntiBdiedtove»haidawai "The immobilizer is usually used after or damage to a pariEsd car. three tickets have been issued to an uni dentified car," said Daho. Faculty/Staff partdng sit empty as parking teneions grow. Over CSiiMies Anodier technique lo combat die paik 1.200 dtations were this ssmestsr. ing shortage, a satellite paikuig lot, was putintoopenttioninSqtt. The satellite lot is underneath die 1604/IHlOuilerchange, and has shuttle service every IS minuies tocampus. Ned Hamilton Br MARU KRamicr STAFF WmTBi Graduate FeDowsiiip Program Iho NRC Giaduala Folowatyp Piogrmi b deitanad to aivport aludanls h adMo^ Join The Paisano staff. woikaMpsiisnoa in hadli filyaics, nudsar anJMsring, oonM ayslams; maMdaa^ncoi inaMds snginsaring, and m Call 690-9301. IKIOIS. Iha foliMinB tMooas aio indudat • You Ml noalMSlipMdilo $1,700 par morthtDrmatlir's study ki Iha -- - -- i^aaatSK^ *- - naS KMMIIICI flDOWL • HRCwipsybiM your tuaan and fteo. • YouwIwaridorNRCfDranoriinlaionpariodpitorlofflabiouWion HELP WANTED md ate gmduaMm far an otiaalad pMiod wMi ki aahiy and bsiNils. 1. Wo«M)WiBBl>inik«gr • YouwlihrtyouryaduaBstudtelnlhoftl1994atecoinplallngfto 2. WouUnmillatoMlyoiiiaMi houn? 3. AmyouHK-nioltnlMff • NRCwipoymoducateidkMianoadbocllytofwuniMiaay 4. «i» iwi 1 aa al Ml maianiwiiT youwiateid. N yw amimd YES to al ol «• akM(, yiMiiraiwIlKpmMiM'ratooUafliM! A* Ml tawha hmii Ciaaai Hit- 1^ Mornidion and applcfllian, plaoN oonlact fw tolawing: plicaiQ idVMlWiip on biaMin fcomit. NRC Gradualo Uowdiip Pngram Sdsnoa/Englnaaring Educalon DMdon. Od( RUgs i I IMMnWes YouaMatiohraltitepfOrtuiairtswoA P.O. Bm 117 Cd( RUga. Tannssaaa 37831-0117 on inirtattnQ pngfun lor nicb dmli •(AimrfeanEi«a(a,F6nlininM.TIiin Phono: (BIS) sn«79 FAX: pia) STMnZ MO m ooko iiwotMd. Iknir ol Mr n»o My wWi UC hmg illH (nduNon. for mon Momioliai^ caa or oiiao M ol Uio AMERICAN PASSAGE AMERIC waaaiiMwr THE PAISANO i\cis m^m^ NOVEMBER 24,1992 Crime Blotter Telephone registration fif cfterinal adivii^ nptvled to dM VITIAK^ tf yw ifinea. pteaaeerfl 6914911. system offers conve iBaqglaqrefMlo LaeadoK Lot 1 HBBO: 11/1312:00 pjn. nience alternative voMde. ValaeofiiiileBiMteistJl^. bi 1986, UTSA mstaOed a telephone security reasons. When studento enter Odease: CriniMi Miachief registration system to keep studento firom tteir social security number, during tte ;.ffl;ii^^: Alts BriidhiglMdaig lat standing in long linestoregisterforclasses r^istradon process, diefa'records are re Tkaa: liJ91:36 pm- and 10 simplify tteregistration process . trievedfrom tt e university mainframe via iBBqgbayof^to UTS A was tte first schocd m Texas to use modem and checked for eUgibility to reg f lomhwlitifl sea had heokBa tte driver's side wladMr telephone registration. ister orfor any holds idaced by die univer :t1mell/S 10:00 ajB. dfherviAidb. ReptexnentcottisSlSe. Thesystemrecdvesapproximately 1(X) sity. OccasionaUy, tte access tune to tte Compiaiaaatieportod the bwglMy ofhis calls per hour during telephone registra mainfirame can te lengthy, dqiending on veUde. Esthnatedvahie of stoiea goods tion, but during ttefirst hou r a new group odier programsoperatingat tte same tune. ls$49a of studento may register, calls increase to Dr. John H. Brown, Director of Ad five times tte normal number. missions and Registrar, said, "If a student Offenre: Diaonkrly Cbndoct Locadon: Alto BuiUiiv Une: 11/12 7.-aO pjn. A teaaSe UTSA student v^orted befaig offEodedand atennedby a male student who expooed his penis hi a poMIc |rtace (snd witidn her view). Offimse: Theft Locadon: MS Budding Tfane: 11/13 9:00 a.m. (Xfense: Tteft Complainmt reported ditt unknown Locadoac Jote Peace Library peBBon(s)iemovedherwallethomawodc- Time: 11/129:11 pjn. aiadoafaidiecaaipaierUb. Vaineofdie Conqdafaiant lepnted tte dieft of his BBiaafaig wallet and oontentiwaiSSi. Tte watch. Estiteaiedi^aeisSlO. waDet was btter recovered and tte recov- eiy vahK was $S. Offiense: Burglary of Aido Location: Lot 1 Offense: Tteft Tune: 11/17 3:14 a.m. Location: University Oaks ^its. Officer was di^^hed to Lot 1 in refer- Tune: 11/14 10: IS pjn. encetoasuqdciousvehide. l^Kmanival Convfadmnt iqxited Ite tteft of several die driver was idoMified and released. personal bank checks. Tte value of die Phrdierfaiveadgadon revealed die bur stolen ctecks is $1. glary of a state vehk:le and an attnnpt lo stedgaacdiBe. Oflteae: Crimfaud htischief Locadoa: CMshofaa Hall OaBnae:lhaA Itee: 11/5 9:43 pm Locadon: Sconce BodiBng Tte fire here wd radc on tte 2nd floor. Time: 11/18 2:00 p.m. was daamgfid by aai^ die nwtd gfauK COBJJ^MillMPItWttBrtMiiilfttflBftOf lliSilBKl ^ Two personal computers haiKHe the phone rsgistration at UTSA. Imlcarlptenfc dw windowpane on tte book fromactmoora . Vdoeofbodkls SKtaldlpDr. HcniaoeiBeflivdtaeofglassis fidmatiTit •**35. ,„ii Tte system, designed by die EPOS is waiting on tte phone for more than one corporation, (grates on 32 phone lines minute, he/ste should hang up and try ll^ connected to a 80386 personal computer again at a later time. Tte best time to (PC). Two computers provide for a total register is in tte eveninp or on weekends ot 64 incommg phone Unes. However, because more phone lines are open." UTA\\' i y'Lv C,CJi'. each PC has only ten lines dedicaled lo If a computn' faUure or breakdown • Block board getting lelephoneregislratkm. Tte remafaiing lines occurs hi one PC, tte other PC wiU handle blurry Dr. RckOrtz are used for other university business. aU 20 dedicated phone Unes. When die CYjtomctrist MUu Smidi, UTSA shident, com machines are not being used for registra mented, *Tve used it (lelqihone registra- tkm, Itey are operating on die interacdve tion)twice. Tte second time I used it was * voice response systemreleasing grades , • Headaches vy/hen a lot easier. OveraU, I liked it a lot'' admissions and transcript information. IN Ill" CT'IOMNAf}r Registering by phone tates approximately Brown stales that tte machines are run reading II j ',••:• less than five muiutes; however, some ning aU tte time. "We are continually courses cannotteregistered by phone and trying to iqigrade tte techiKdogy,"te said . must te added to a student's schedule by "Thingsare getting teller. Tte main goal, 696 - 6500 registering in person. Tte only disadvan dwugh, is for tte studento to te served • Call today for tage is that add/drop lines mayte kmg . fastCT." appointment • ^M One proMem wilh tte system is dial it - -0 2 uu is not part of UTSA's mainframe com BrAMMmSaiTH puter. This is done for technical and STAFF yihtnai THE PAISANO PLUS NPVEMWR 24.1902 m(sm^ University cafeterias to experience transformation during winter break UTSA studento relumingt o class after win now te eight regbms at tte JPL and tte semester break should te prqiared for four at die UC," said Dana Bigham, ARA a major change in tte type (rf food avaU- food services manager. aNe on campus. Beginning in January, Roadrunner cards wiU stiU te able to Subway, Burger King and Chick-Hl-A te used, and during finals week tte Hub win serve food in tte univernty cafete wiU give away free coffee outside of die rias. Hub. During Decemter, existing food cen With die completion of diese fast-food ters at UTSA wiU undergo renovations to restouranto, UTSA becomes one of die allow fbr Ite new services. TteRoostand first schools in tte city to offer such a Tte Hub wiU close on Dec. 4 to tegin service. Tte only other local college or remodeling and wili re-open on Jan. 4. university to offer a fast-food alternative Tte Roost wUI teginofferin g pizza, salad on tteir campus is San Antonio CoUege, and soup along with all-you-can-eat spe- which has a Kentucky Fried Chicken out cials. The Hub wiUte transformed into a let, a project dial took six months to com fuU line Subway, offering reguhu*men u plete. items. In addition to three franchises under Tte jn. and UC cafeterias will close way on campus, there is abeady talk of on Dec. 11. January 11, wten both cafete constructing other types of restaurants. rias reopen. Burger King wiU te located "We are loddng at possiMy getting a in die JPL and Chkk-FU-A in die UC. Mexican restaurant,suc h as a Taco Ca Akng with tteconvenience of teving tte bana or Tacasito," said Bigham. diree fianchises on campus, additional cash registers wiU te available to telp Br MARIA Kaataicr alleviale die long line proUem. "There STAFF WRRBR Chidc-fil-A Is one of the new restaurants that will serve studems. ROTHER'S BOOKSTORE TnmiibfserinngSiMflntotUoCtmiMuititt) CoUege 1900 N. Main San Antonio, Tx. Hours: Mon-TTiun 8-7 p.m., Fri: 8-6 p.m.. Sat: 9-3p.m. Greek Wear, Textboolcs, Sportswear, School Supplies, Custom Orders, Law Text Boolcs, Legal Reference Boolcs & More $$$ SELL YOUR TEXTBOOKS $$$ At Rother's (Boo^tore ^oudCy Serving ^our University 9^etCs r"$5" rsoiI i 120%' BLUE I CTF ANY |OFF GREEK j WIND I OFF T-SHIKT I MERCHANDISE BOOK ANY I {SHORTS I BACKPACK I WriHYOUR I WFTHYOUR I ' BCXNCSALE I BOOK SALE WITH YOUR I WITH YOUR I WITH YOUR fcxCLUDESSALE f ONE COUPON BOOKSALE I BOOKSALE BOOKSALE • MERCHANDISE I PER BOOK ONE COUPON I ONE COUPON ! ONE COUPON I SALE PER BOOK • ONE COUPOIN I PER BOOK •PER BOOK SALE SALE I PER BOOK SALE SALE • EXPIRES 1/1/93 1 • EXPIRES 1/1/931 I • EXPRES 1/1/93J • EXPIRES l/l/?3 • • BCPILRES 1/1/9^ PLENTY OF FREE PARKING THE PAJSANQ PLUS "T""'? NOVEMMER24,1982 6 f(S(Sitim¥(BS Whipple's Words of Wisdom heard at UTSA Br PATRKK Eraaa tistks are pretty chilling," said Whipirie. - AaaocuTa Fkanaaa Eoiroa He added dial "A kit of people teve k»t touch with values. In some circles, tte Studento wondering what tte Fortune term business ethics is an oxymoron." SOO CEOs are really coiKemed about in a Whipple offered advice for people still person's college career had a chance lo maturing ethically. "In tte next coufde of find out during a lecture from Kennedi years, you wiU teve todecide what sort of "Ken" Whipple, a Ford executive vice standards you'U te known for, what prin cqiles you'U make your own. Youcanuse a siasfle method like don't do anything you wouldn't te willing to share widi Mite Wallace on 60 Minutes," tesaid. Anotho- concern Whipple has is dial most corporations in America lack lead ership and are over managed. "Vital lo success for acompany is leadershqi, espe- ciaUyttecreativekind. Trueleadnshqiis lifting a person's vision up to hi^ier sighto," said Whqiple. "Tte emphastoto o n leadership, com Dsan Qaaitnsr Of the ooHege Of munications ddUs and extra cunicular tmelness looks st Whipple' car activities. Today we are looking teyond after the lecttwe. peo|rie widi master degrees and are look- ing for pxiple who can communicate piesidenL Whipple visited UTSA for a lecture on corporate America and tte Ford corpora tion on tte Nov. 17. Following his lecture, ttere was a questkm and answer period. Studento asked Whipple questions rang ing from tte North American Free Trade Agreement to health care issues facing corporations. Kenneth Whipple, executhre vice preskfeiM and I Whipple is part of a national "bUtz" from Ford. Tte puipose of tte blitz is lo Financial Services Gnxip introduce Ford's 1993 models and meet ardice asks tte question - is it safe? Expe Whipple's Lincoln Mailc VIII on health care issues. "Right now we with Americans acrjss the country. spend $429 per vehicle just for health rience asks tte questkm - is it poUtic? Whipple sums up tte bUtz by saying, weU," according to Whipple. care," explained Whipide. Whipple to Vanity asks tte questkm -to it pc^Milar? Talldngispartofourmisskm,butainore He went on to emphasize that tte most also confident that the trade issues te- But Conscience asks die question - is it unportant goal is listening." sought after degrees ui America are from tween tte US and Jiqian are something tte right?" Tte prinuay focus (rfWhqiple'sqieech tte engineering, computer science and new administration wiU alleviale. Whipple graduated at die Massacte- concerned leadership, and die lack of eth bio-technology discqdines. Whqiple l&JiSraiai THE PMSMIO PLUS 8 NovEysER 24,1992 f(S(BfimiP J THE PAISANO PLUS 10 NOVEMBER 24,1992 f(S(Sitimi/'(SQ students with learning disabilities can succeed Bemg a shideat at UTS A, Lise Hogan when copying or working with math prob room lecture settmg, or when writing a der, which usuaUy conqdicates matters knows what itto lik e to take comes widi lems, or reverre'woids and letters when even furdier. Reading, sitting stUI and aleammgdisabaity. Ste has proven dutt reading or copying from a btack board. It's veryfrustrating an d moat leam- paying attention to a college lechue, and a student can conquer even die moat diffi Some shidento find diat di^ don't see uig disaMed people can point to one or tddng notes m ctass are duee MAD DOG'S L A ST B IT E 'ince IVe worked for the Paisano, there's always been one and beyond the call of duty. At times, their home has been dominant figure in the foreground who always managed to hold transformed into a production area via the Stern's personal com everything together—that figure is Editor-in-Chief Matthew Stem. puter. Further, a donation by the Stem s made it possible fbr The Since this will t>e his last issue as Editor, I'd like to take this time to Paisano to print it's first color photo ever which appeared April 7, thank Matthew and the entire Stern family for their contributions to 1992. the Paisano. However, the reason I recall the Stem family so fondly is because What many people may not realize is that The Paisano is an they fed us. Many a time when the staff would be working late, on independent, volunteer, student njn publication. This means the the verge of starvation, Mother Stem would call and invite us to paper is in no way affiliated with dinner. The Stem's general hos the university it serves, none of pitality and graciousness has the employees receive payment been unprecedented. Thanks for their efforts and all of the George and Bobbie. workers are students. " ond his role as a Matt's responsibility was not Editor-i. Jhief, Matt has been only to oversee the production a great role model personally of the paper and to edit the and professionally. He's over content therein, but to make the come addiction and a destruc experience enjoyable enough tive life-style to become a leader, so that students would willingly an honor student, a friend and donate their time for a common an inspiration. cause. To accomplish this task I doni think too many he always made sure that our people have any idea of what objective was not only to pro an awesome responsibility it is duce a quality product, but to have fun along the way. Because of to be in charge of a volunteer organization which distributes 5,000 his character and the appealing environment he created, the paper editions each week for public scrutiny. Our paper is read not only has managed to thrive. by students, but by the faculty, staff and administration of the One of the t)iggest contributions Matt has made at The Paisano university. If there's a mistake in any component of the paper, it's was computerizing the entire production process. Prior to his usually Matt wi lo gets the heat. It's one thing to make a mistake, K's arrival, The Paisano was a cut and paste operation. An outside quite another to make a mistake 5.000 times. organization took care of printing and typesetting—a process Matt's job is probably the most thankless of all the positions which costs the paper a couple hundred dollars a week. available at The Paisano. While all of us can count on him to keep Matt donated his personal computer and his time to renovate the us motivated by acknowledging our good work, he must lead us tedious process. His donation resulted not only in a better quality and act alone on sheer will. product but decreased production costs. The extra revenue was i doni think there's been a time when Mr. Stem has been invested into much needed computer equipment and supplies. recognized for his continuous contributions to The Paisano, it's Thanks to Matt's generosity, The Paisano has experienced a staff and the university community, all of whom reap the benefits of period of growth and has been forever changed. his efforts. So, on t)ehalf of ail parties involved—^Thanks. Matt. The Stem family should also be commended fbr going above You've tjone a great job. THE PAISANO PLUS NOVEMBER 24,1992 (BlMt^(Sl/*ii(SlilBUijl!i(Bmt^ What's up, word up, wzup! Tte computer hadcer dance pop group feeling and meaning. of Kurt Valaquen, Paul Robb and James Nfeade said "Couple 23 is a song about Cassidy, A JC. A. Information Society, are tte arrival of true love in tte trae crime back again widi tteir third release "Peace sense. 'One'isanodetoThreedogNight And Love Inc." Information Society per and tte eariy seventies radio. 'Walk formed on Wall Street on tte day of the Sofdy' is for a friend no longer with us release to push tte new LP. wte is someone wte lives in me now." Alnzanesidenote: Whileperforming, CURRENT AND UPCOMING EVENTS tte group gaveawaydcdlar bills lopassers- For you people out there with young by. ThisgavettegroupCNNcoverageas sons and daughters or little brothers and well as M-TV coverage. This LP should si^rs. tte Witte Museum is hosting te tteir best work 10 date. Tteir music and "Breakfast With Santa." Free for mem style has been consislendy tetter with bers and $10 for non-members of tte each song. Witte. Thisgalaincludesasouvenirpholo. SMASH Records has released club. a meal with Chris Kringle and arts and craft siqipUes. Children must te accom panied by an adult. Reservations are availaUe on a first come, first serve basis. Deadline for reservations is Dec. 1. For more mfo call 978-8100. These "Ktttens" do not shed, but, ghren the chance, migm tear up your Those ultra funk-a-nuuiia guys of El furniture wHh their version of rock. Santo will te janunin' tte Alamo city on Wednesday Nov. 25, Sahirday Dec. 12 contest, merchants with hundreds of Star and Sunday Dec. 27 at Taco Land and Jan. Trek items for sale, and a question and 2. They will te playing along side every answer period with tte special guest The Paisano thinkaUe sound fiom grunge to hip hop lo Tte guest for lx)th days will te Brent punk. Each stow is worth seehig. Spiner(Lt Commander Data). Spiner will would like to thank El Santo is also putting out a four-song autograph covers of his altem "OF Yel EP on Buddy system records. TteEPis low Eyes Is Back" as a q)ecial charity Padgett, Stratemann Expose goes to the point of no return Ttehotchart-bustingliio.Expos6, are favorite to tte #1 spot on tte Billboanl back lo pump out a wtele new set of lop Dance chart. ten pop hits. Anodier hitfrom their detet wasa love Expos6 again surrounds tte inimitable ballad "Seasons Change" which went to vocabofAnnCurlessandJeanetleJurado. #1. Thatsongwasnained"DanceRecord Expo86 is sad to see dieir friend and co Of Tte Yev" for 1987. Expos6 finished hort Gioia leave die group due to throat 1987 with five hit singles which was quite problems. "Gioia had a very identifiable an accompUshment for a fledgling pop sound and look," says Ann. Gioia was group. repkiced with dieir newest memter Kelly Expose loured across America and did Moneymaker. "We were really lucky lo stop in tte Alamo city with Lisa Lisa and meet Kelly through a mutual friend in die Cull Jam and tte show was a sell out L.A." Ann says. Iteir second LP "What You Don't Expo86 started neariy six years ago. Know" spawnedttelwoloplenhitsingles Tteir fresh sound was an inspiration lo 'Tell Me Why" and "When 1 Look At many female artists wte came after Him," as well was another single which Expos6. Wten they first started, Curless alsoenjoyedsomechartsuccess. Afleran and Jurado clicked insttmdy. h became 18-mondi lour ttuit tock tte Uio to more clear that Expose would te forced to te than a dozen countries across die worid, reckoned with wten ttieir first single, Curless and Jurado were faced with dieir "Point Of No Return," from Uieir 1987 most challenging task—replacing dieir detet LP Exposure, shot up from a club partner and longtime friend Gioia. FRESH • HOT • FAST • FREE DELIVERY Kelly Monoymanor Jdm Ann Curless and JMUMMO Jurado to crMtollie nsw wavs dancs trio known as Expos6. Thsir nsw LP Is in storss now. Kelly Moneymaker migrated from tte Ring." "I'll Never Get Over You Getting Phone 695-2215 frigid climate of Fairbanks, Alaska to tiy Over Me," "Angel," "Face To Face," "I her luck in tte music business. She had Specialize In Love," "Give Me All Yoor 98 dollar min. for doUvmy order) perfonned widi a diverse assortment of Love," 'Touch And Go" and "Tte Same artists such as Todd Rundgren and Wayne Love." Newton. Word of mouth and some demo All pop fans wiU love tte new one from tapes brought die attention of Expos6. It Expose. TtebestsongontteLPhastote AIX-Y0U-€AIM£AT4j^yFFET didn't tate long tefore tte duo became a "Give Mc All Your Love." •48 arnaaii^nmi^Jm.amaaaSm trio once again. sttifciHiiHiiiiperea^aaili i While recording, Exposd s|dil dieir BTDAOOPATLAR tflM time between New York and L.A.—die ActtMO A a E Eotroa new music hotqxMs—^working widi long time associate Lewis A Martinee and tlie hit making team of Sieve Thompson and Michael Barbiero (wte've htt tte charts widi such artists as Madonna, Guns & "I lolned Roses and Curtis Stigers). The Paisano to $7.99 This new LP "Exposd" is a new tegin ning for tte trio. Grammy winner Diane prevent my eternal Warren contriteled four songs, including "hi Walked Love" and"As Long AsICan damnation, and my Dream," which Warren co-wrote with die late rock legend Roy Oibison. Tte song shoes fell right off Personal ^mw^ Pizza includes a full orchestra and Jurado says, 30* OFF "That song meansa lot lo us...It hadbeoi my feet!" such a kmg time tetween albums and UmH two par eo«9on spiritually, diat song kept us going." Other tracks on die LP are "I Thuik I'm hi Trouble." "You Don't Know Wtet --Dago Patlan You Got" "I Wish Tte Phone WouM THE PAISANO PLUS NOVEMBER 24,1992 (^ (smti(§irfl(uimim(Bm^ 15 Watch out Picard, here comes 'Babylon 5' "Babylon S" is a weddy one-hoiir sci- fi drama that will premiere m February widi a two-hour made-for-TV movie. It will siqiposedly provide stiff competitkm for die iqKommg "Star Trek: Tte Next Generation" spin-off. "Shu-Trek: Deq> SpaceNme."whk;h will premiere inJanu- ary. J. Michael Straczynski's ("Cqitain POwer^ and "Twiligltt Zone" veteran) original plot synopsis Vxks promising as tte bacldxHie for a show ttet win provide a breath of refreshing sci-fi air for Star Trek-Uoated viewers out there. It is die year 22S7 AD, and man has spread throughout tte cosmos, forming relationships with five dien federations. In tiwyea r 2236, die Earth Alliance nnade a deadly first contact with an alioi race known as tte Mmbori. initiating a two year war between tte two federations. Tte Earth Alliance was losing tte war, badly. Tte Minbari mounted a fiill-scale assault on Earth, and tte humans set up a lastresortsukidepeiimeterinoibit Eveiy "Babylon S" into a weekly one-teur TV man w aUen design. promotional frames of tte new technol last shqi was stationed in a deqierate series. Tte hopefiil TV series is going to Babylon 5 is home to humans and ogy stew striking, highly detailed effects defense of our homeworld. te a sci-fi show widi influences fitim aliens with varying rolesan d intents, some that rival "Star Trek: The Next On tte very edge of winning tte war, "Lj\.Law"and"HillSlreetBlues."asdie arriving or dqiaiting every day, others Generation's" movie-quality effects. Fbr just as ttey were shattering our defenses, stow is siqqiosed to te a tme character woiking diere full time. They all live on example, Babylon S is a silvery, metallic tte Minbiuri surrendered. Tothisday.no dnma. It is part of several projects that tte very edge of die frontier, in the sense construction of smoothly arcing curves one knows why. They could teve won. will anchor a new network framed te ttet if ttey get into trouble, ttere's no one and monstrous size, so large that tt has its but chose not to. Tte truth bdiind tteir tween Warner Bros, and a consntium of ttet can arrive in time to telp out Trav own ecosystem (including weatter). mysterious surrender wiU gradually de- TV stations, similar to Fox netwwk. elers to Babylon S bring stories of people Tte series production notes have de velap in die new series' story. Babylon S is a five kilometer long in flight, seekuig sanctuary, and stories of scribed die series as "Casablaiica"ui space. But that was five years ago. There is qiace station positioned at tte crux of all assassins, smugglers, traders, nuqipers, Tte stew will feature stories of smug cunendyafragile peace between tte Earth five of tte diffoent galactic alliances, dignitaries and otters, dlon varyingkinds gling, intrigue, spying, andassassinations. Alliance and die five otter alien federa human or aUen. To pass fromon e of tte of missions. Interestingly enough. Star Trek producer tions. In a hopeful effort to solidify dial alliances into tte other, you teve to go The show will te radically different Michael nUer used tte same analogies in peace, tte EA has constructed Babylon S. through diis sector of q»ce. SoBabykm fiom both Star Trek series, showcasing a describing "Babylon S's" upcoming com If tte made-for-TV film is well-ex 5 has been created as a sort of pwt-of-call daric, gritty look more in line widi the petition, "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine." ecuted and on budget which seems to te for emissaries, travelers, traders, refugees, "AUen" movies. "Radically different" The new Star Trek stew will premiere in imminent tte studio plans to expand and other, less savory characters (A hu are the words-for-tte-day here, as this January and will run head-to-head in the stew will take steps to overcome current same weekly time slot as "Babylon S." limitations of Ihe present Star Trek show, Babylon 5 is humanity's last hope lo "Star Trek: Tte Next Generation." avoid final destruction, a single breath of Firstiy, it will offer a less restrictive life givuig hope to a desire for peace. This universe for sci-fi writers unhai^y with uneasy peace tetween the five federa Gene Roddenbery's (crealorof "Star Trek: tions is a fragile one, and dangerous to live Tte Next Generation") strict story guide in. It's called Babylon S because tte fvst lines. Tte ^ow will teve characters who three efforts to teild the station were teve flaws and are not as infallible as tte sabotaged and destroyed. The fourth one "Star Trek: The Next Generation" char disa^ieared without any sign 24 teurs acters. Also, conflict can and will exist after going on-line. No one knows what tetween main characters in Babyton S, hiqipened to it. something lacking in "Star Trek: The And ttet is only the teginning of die Next Generation." story tehind this promising TV series. DeUcale attention to science-fiction detail wiU te paramount for tte stew, Br Roa BAY definitely aimed at sci-fi fans. Effects AaaoctATEA A EEOITOR will not be based on tte highly expensive models used by tte current Star Trek EMPLOYMENT series. Instead, a less cosdy, innovative, OPPORTUNITY new special effects fmmat will te used for ALASKA SUMMER tte lesser-budgeted stew. EMPLOYMENT ConceptualdesignerStevenBurg,wte FISHERIES - Studenti Neededl Bam worked on "Terminator 2" and 'Total SCMt- p«r week in cannerie* or $4,«M«' pw IMMI*! on fulling boali. Recall," and visual effects designer Ron Free Tmneportationl Room and Thornton teve designed a new system of Boeidl Over 8.00O opening*. No effects based on computer animation. experieace neceaaary. Male or Fanak. Octaheadalaitonnnniert This system of computer gnqihics is Eter your emplDyineiK pragnm call: based upon tte cutting-edge Foundation 1-2S«.S45-41SS EiL ASS57 niiiiialffaMlijwulffiiil r J^ Imaging special effects system. Early AlUnmimitlhiillkMmtim ^jJP THE PMSANO PLUS ^kyvEMBER 24 1992 16 (Uirti^ '57' varieties of action in sl(yjack movie Just imagine wtet it would te lite to te an I'm-your-worst-nightmare for terror has tte seemingly invincible,karate-chop- a deranged, sadistic murderer. In addi ists (tte worM's test terrorist fighter) wte pmg Snqies kicking and killing terrorists tion, hnagine that you are also an eiqiert convenientiy teppens to te on tte same left and rightthroughou t tte entire movie. airline hijacker aboard acommercial DC- plane as convicted criminal Rane, tte Tte match-made-in-tell is provided cour lOairpkuie. 35.000 feetover die Adantic. pkuie hijacking terrorist. tesy of our uisanely grinning, complete- This is tte setting of "Passenger 57." For tte screenwriters, aiiport runways madman, Rane. Every time Rane and Tte remorseless murderer. Rane. is well are also evidentiy buih next lo people- Carter get widiin mouthwash-required pbyed by Bruce Payne. Tte only man stacked carnivals. All aiiport officials in range of each other, we are injected with wtecan stop Rane is Jote Carter, strongly tte south are rednecked idiots. An elu- highdosagesofrealisticteUevability. Tte portrayed by tte talented Wesley Snipes. sively adept plane-hijacking expert is villain in this movie actuaUy equals tte ThesetwoactorsoccupymostofdiescrBen transported to jail on an airline guarded by hero as an adversary. This is unlite most time and cany tte movie. Cracker-Jax toy surprise handcuffs and mismatched hero-villain movies. This indulgence of screen time spent two UKompetent "guards."Oh, is ttet a As Rane is Carter's equal, it comes on both characters is effective in this broten wuidow ui a pkme 33,000 feet down to luck and tte element of surprise conflict-resonant suspense-driven action ateve sea level? Can you say, "D-e-p-r- to decide if tte ending will te tragedy or once bullets tegin lo fly and Rane tegins movie. Its only major probtems are ihal tt e-s-s-u-r-i-z-a-t-i-o-n?" No problem, says hero-wins-again. As a conflict-loving, to really grin. Don't even try lo sit back, isn't teUevablei n parts, and doesn't have Loughery and Gmdon, as Snipes and briefly imprisoned and abeady scheming as you'll te permanentiy occupying die much characterization. Payne move about Bnice Lee-ing each Rane mockingly whispos to Carter (in his outer two inches of your seat tet do "57" really stretctes die escape-from- odier witti unrealistic ease. These dud jnecise diction), "You've been a worthy enjoy tte stress-release((X'stress increase) reaUty purpose of movies, due lo screen writers obviously must have line-item adversary, Mr. Carter. It is unfortunate that you get from die good action. writers' David Loughery and Dan vetoed this part of tteu* memory, as this is ttet I will te leaving your ixesence soon." Gordon's mehxiramatic, cUched screen simply anotter case of distelievabiUty. If you can ignore Ite occasional, enor Movie GPA: 2.85 play. ItleadsloaborderluietelievabiUty They do make attempts at charactor- mously laughable attempts of tte writers factor in parts of tte movie. ization, tet ttey're few and extremely far for tetevability, and tte cUched contriv It's a 20/20 defined plot clearly seen tetween, no dianks to action-obsessed ances, you get one intense movie. BY BOB RAY as a case of douig anything to put Carter direclor Kevin Ho(As. You end up gasping for breath and AasociATaA tk EEOITOR and Rane at each other's duoats. Carter is Hooks knows conflict, though, as te wishing that you had an oxygen tank. ROT H E R ^ BOOKSTORE ^rovdCy SerzHn£ ^our Wiiversity 9{^eds 1900 N. Main San Antonio, Tx. 78212 •We buy books purchased at other bookstores! •We guarantee the most $money$ on buybacks! •We guarantee the best prices and selection on new and used textbooks! •We stay open late for you: 7:00 p.m.! •We offer extended hours during peak times! •We have the friendliest sales staff! ']^rccialc } hiismcNs and vsclcoinc co U-2^51 • Plenlv ol \\cc Parking THrPAtsANO FLC/S NOVEMBER 24 1992' 17 Star Trek explores 'Deep Space' "Shu-Trdc: Deep Space Nine" is die ture, on tte edge oftte final frontier. It's iqKommg TV series to beat Tte 1993 supposed to te a harder, grittier stew than season will feature a scattering of fledg bodi "Stiff Trdc" and "Tte Next Genera ling sciencefiction T V Aows. stews dial tion." although it is set in die same time wiU basicaUy try to steal some of tte frame as "Tte Next Generation." ratmgsfiom tt e cunentsci-fismash,"Slar Tte latter stew's executive {Roducers Ttek: Tte Next Generatkm." Rick Berman and Michael Filler, also tte "Deep Space Nine" is a qnn-off of creators and producers of "Deep Space "Tte Next Generation." and has moved Nine," have iqiparentiy thrown in every into die spotlight More than 80 netwoik thing but tte bathroom toilet to make this affiliates teve already signed on for a stew different from classk "Star Trek" January premiere. San Antonio's Fbx and especially "Tte Next Generation." affiUtate. KRRT. will carry tte stew Bodi producers wanted to avoid any weekly. Infofinrni a Houston cable con comparison to classk "Star Trek" and vention indicated that it wiU possibly air "Tte Next Goieration." Ttey didn't on Tuesday or Thursday, at 9 pjn. want to cc^y these two stews, instead Deep Space Nme is tte name of tte striving to create a unique TV serks. main setting of tte stew, an ancient aUen When die Trekkies-firom-hdl produc space station. It is found sitting on tte ers wrote tterough draft erf tte show, tte event horizon (rf what seems toteastable. first thing ttey did to give tte show a Htificial wormtele. Tte space station unique Cace was to base tte stew some qjpears lo te made, for conhxdling tte where besides tte Enterprise, a starship location of tte destination of tte woim- whkh was tte setting of bodi Star Trek hde. Tte movable wormhide aUows al stews. For more individuality, there will most instant access to a very distant quad te greater amounts of conflict in die new rant of tte galaxy. stew versus classic "Star Trek," which Starfleet Command, a space exi^ora- was designed as an action-adventure. tkm-focusuig branch of tte Fednatkm "Deep Space Nine" will also teve much and anra-ganization present in "Tte Next less characterizatkm than "TteNext Gen Gene, ation," builds a control system into eration." This trade-off provides a larger Deep Space Nine. Tte space station is base of conflict for tte new stew. whoe tte show's main characters live, Berman and Filler don't just want your constant batiks will te fought tetween rents it. madeupofninecivilians.researetersand run-of-tte-mill antagonism, ttey want Bajoran. Cardassians. Klingons, Tte regular acting cast looks good Starfleet officers. total. aO out conflict Bodi producers Romulans, Ferengi, and other alkn races overall. Deep Space Nine is to te ran by As there's no where else to go on tte really go off tte deep end and add a over control of Deep Space Nine. Commander Benjamin Sisko, i^ayed by space station, die "Space: die Fmal Fran- massive basis for conflict by positioning More sources of conflkt ensue. In Avery BnxAs. Brooks is die taU, bald, tier" unage had totemamtamed for "Deep tte uniquely powerful qnce station in one "Tte Next Generation," all die characters sunghiss-shaded (and one mean kxiking Space Nme" producers. To acconuno- of tte most vobtile places in tte galaxy. had to Uve onboard a shq) almost devoid mo-fo) African-American actor who por date and utilize tte womdiole. "Tte Next First of all. tte space station is sur- erf interpersonal conflict a major com trayed a detective. Hawk, first in ABC's plaint for writers and viewers "Spencer for Hire," dien in his own spin of tiie show. Witii "Deep off, "A Man Called Hawk." Space Nine," bodi producers If production is any uidkation, "Deep seemed to teve tired of tte Space Nine" lodes Uke tt's going «o te merciless "The Next Genera rcaliy great Tte most talented and expe tion" story constraints set rienced staff memters from "The Next down by tiie late Star Trek Generation," such as "Tte Next Genera creator. Gene Roddenterry. tion" post-fHtiduction supervisor Peto" Tte new stew is full of con Laurilson, tiansfeired over from tte cur- flict tetween main characters rentiy running Star Trek stew to "Deep wte don't like each odier. Space Nine." These are tte peopk wte Not only did die two single-handedly pulled "Tte Next Gen producers want to avoid tte eration" from the dredges of suckdom WOTM of zero-conflict, kissy (1 st-2nd season) to te tte current number kissy, argument-absent star- one rated, one-hour, syndicated TV se ship Uving present in "Tte rks. Next Gaieration,"diey wanted Wten you combine thisraw talen t and to mate it as uncomfortabk experience widi die $ 1.4-1.6 milUon dol for tte regular characters as lar budget tag per episode, a successful possiUe, (xoviding for even stew is ui order. To use a clicte, we'll more conflkt see, tet from all indicators, "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is not Deep Space Nine" looks like it's more atrue Starfleet slaibase,as itis than qualified andready t o wkld the Star only designated by the Trek money-makuig axe and thoroughly Bajmans as being under Fed gut the final frontier, in a most ratings- eration control. Tte Starfleet hacking fashion. officers who are tte majority ai die regu Generation" production designos teve rounded by Cardassians, wte tove to kill, lar cast teve to deal with a slew of aliens BY ROB RAY created at least one new qiaceship. tte maun, and dioroughlydesboy. Secondly, ttetttey'renotenthusedtotearouiid. On AasooATB A a E EotroR "Roustabout" ckiss cruiser, designed to it's also one of tte most strategkally tte flip side, tte aliens don't hke tte tekl 25. critical locations in that quandrantof space. Since tte space station controls die only intruding Starfleet officers, either, as "Deq> Space Nuie" is gomg to te a one Starfleet doesn't reaUy own die place, it hour, non-serialized sci-fi actkm-adven- stable wormtele known in tte galaxy. THE PAISANO PLUS 18 iilh Find out what all the talk's about Join The Paisano the ONLY independent student newspaper in Texas! 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Frozen seafood just ain't the same and we wouldn't expect anyone to pay for it. THE PAISANO Aus 20 •,!*WfWP«».,24.,1^ Q]p(S>J/*^Q f Spurs rebound with ! two straight wins The Spurs received some much needed In the Cavs game, die Spurs did a good confidence last week by winning u home job s|Heading the wealth. over tiieClevelan d Cavaliers and die Dal Sean EllkMt finished with 17, Antoine las Mavericks. Carrwith 14, David Robinson with 19and Tuesday, Nov. 17, saw the Spurs Date EUis with 20. Lloyd Daniels came struggle dirough a sluggish first half, but off die bench widi 19. diey pkked up die defense and brought a It also seems like Ellis has hroketi out hot-shooting Cavalkr team back down to of a mini scoring slump. He hit his first earth. seven shots Tuesday against die Cavs and "I thought the real difference in Ihe wound up shooting nine of 11 from the game was in the second half. We came out field, including two of three from three- and played some real good defense," sakl point range. relaxed coach, Jerry Tarkanian. Thursday against Dallas Ellis shot six "I really diink it was by far the best of nine for IS points, including three of defensive game we've played all year, five from three-point range. and I diought the second half was what Also breaking out of a slump was turned it around," he said. Elliott. After allowuig 52 firsthal f points, the After struggling with his jump shot all Spurs allowed only 43 in the second half. season, Elliott shot seven of 14 against the The game against Dallas Thursday Cavs and 10 of 17 against the Mavs. night was really never a game. The Spurs Even though the Mavs are a team dial led 30-22 after die die first quarter and the NBA old-timers team could run wound up winning by 28 points. against, the Spurs showed flashes of a The only tiling that kqM most of die once-deadly running game. Once Avery fans in suspense was wondering if Talk gets iiKxe accustomed lo the offense and would bring in re-signed fan favorite his back-up role, we should see more of Avery Johnson. the fast break. Sureenough,withS:25teftin the fourth So with seven of the next eight games quarter, Johnson peeled off his sweats and on the road, the Spurs really needed those entered the game. wins to give them a Uttie bit of the confi The litde spark plug quickly pushed dence Ihat has been missing for a while. the ball up the court as he did so often in the past He finishedwit h only two points Br Ruaaa Roaaar MARTaasz and one assist, but he changed the tempo Aaaoc. SpoRTa EDITOR of the game. Paisano Southland Conference men's basketball picks BEHM/7E;The Paisano picks are different from the norm. Reading them has been l 1) UTSA (whteh is our school and shouM be supported) 2) North Texaa (whkh UTSA beat in both nwetings last year) 3) Sim Houaton (whk:h courteously aHowed UTSA to domi nate them 83-59 and 76-63 In taio meetings last ye^r) TOIBTOR 4) Northweatem (whk:h coukJnl muster a vkioiy over the 'Runners "91-"92) If vou dlda'i sign up i ROTC as • fraahman ._ ihna you aadaan hom ool- •opiHHnota, yoa ean stUI la«a. youl haw dM eiwla» 5) Southwest Texaa State (whk:h akJed UTSA In Its SLC title eaish «B to row olaaa- ttali al am Anny oltoM. maiat BV aitondlaff Army ROTC Camp 1bn-|flwlMwatesa» bkl by tosing both games against the 'Runners) Ch alii ata. a paid aU- eoaMMM aad diaet- EfeellStMMri 6) StafOien F. AuaUn (another of the many teanns whtoh didn't B beat UTSA) 7) Taxaa-Artlngton (whtoh managed one vtotory in three hies against UTSA) 8) Meholla State (whtoh won one of two) Contact Mi^ Volley 9) MeNaaae State (same as above) M.S.3.ei>l2 (512)^1-4622 10) Northeast Louisiana (they're the ones we're out to get after they ruined UTSA's NCAA chances) Hey, it's a school paper! What dkl you expect, unMaaed reporting? -ZachDavis Sports EdHor THE PAISANO PWS NOVEMBER 24,1992 Qjpmipfi^ 21 Lady Roadrunners prepare for new hoops season N6v.2I,Fa(t Hood was challenged by Brochman. who is out with an injury. adjustments." But the team is very upbeat and confi UTSA for tbe first women's preseason The loss of diese fdayers will be feh. Michelle Martin, the team's standout dent and hopes lo be very competitive this basketball game. It was a game diat was "The effect it's going to have is that pbyer both offensively and defensively, year. anxiously anttoqialed by head coach Maiy we're going to have a difficuh time de has a big role diis year. The Lady Roadrunners open up on the Ann MdjHighlin. She hoped to see ex fending odier teams with strong inside McLaughlin said. "We expect her to road at UT Fan American on Dec. 1 at actly where her team stood. post phiyers." said McLaughUn. "We're draw some of the tougher defensive as 7:30 p.m. The home opener is Dec. S Even after practicing, the weaknesses gdng to have to work hard torebound; w e signments from the odier teams. We are against Texas A&I at 7:30 p.m. on her team are stiU undeteimined. don't have that inskie height and strength also counting on her to do a lot of the See you at die game. **AfkerduAscriinmage,''ahesaMl,"we'll that we've had for die last diree years. So scoring. She's not our 01 y scorer, but we have a lot (rf questions answered. What we're going to play a different style and expect her to score abo .t 10 to IS points Br RUBEN ROBERT MAtrraiEZ some ofourstrengdis are, what we need to we're going lo have to midce different a night, maybe nK»e." Aaaoc SPORTS EotToa work on." One weakness is lack of size. CenlerLauraNance is dietallestplayer on the team at 6-3. Tomake matters wcMse, she is mactiveright no w with stress frac tures in her legs (like the ones Willie Anderson suffers from) and there is no J^p time tabte for herreturn. I t will be difficuU for the team to sit and wait for her. After Nance, the tallest players are P fmwards Annie Archambault and Robin Reidel,botiiatS-ll. ^^H With hick of size will come lack of rebounding. "We really don't have a low-post," "^^^ said McLau^lin. "We have no uiside game this year. We're going to have to woric hard to rebound." Coach McLaughlin will try to mask the kick of size with a run-and-gun of DECEMBER CALENDER fense. Much of the team's stiengih will be FRI. SAT. SUN on the perimeter where they will try to MON. TUE. WED THU. take advantage of their speed and quick 1 2 3 4 5 6 ness. "We'U play a motion-style offense," EYE THE PASSING PASSING said McLaughlin, "and we're going to ti^ FILE 2 push die ball up the court. We're going to 13 SECRET STRANGERS STRANGERS play a much more press and run style. EYE "We have better ball handluig all the way around, better passing and more depth 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 on the perimeter which will enable us to build a press and run." PASSING EYE TRINIDAD The ball handlers and shooters look THE FILE 2 PANMASTERS good so far, but that has been in practice. 13 SECRET STRANGERS That is why Coach McLaughlin looked EYE forward to the upcoming game with Fort Hood. The team really can't measure 14 16 17 18 19 20 where they are by playing Uiemselves. 15 "RightnowCthe backcouit kx)ks)pretty PASSING EYE good," she said. "But we won't know FILE THE PASSING until we start shooting in games." 2 13 SECRET STRANGERS There was slight controversy when two EYE STRANGERS phiyers, Sharella RolHnson and Deanne Watson, une^qiectedly quit die team ear lier this year. 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 Robinson had problems with the team THE rules and Watson, who has since signed QMGCRBREAD SECRET^ EYE PASSING widi SMU, gave no explanation for her MEN 2 genr^ jumping ship. STRANGERS ""THE EYE Also lost were Denise Forestier. who is academically ineligible, and Carmen HUNGER 28 29 30 31 PASSING EYE FILE THE 2 Please SECRET STRANGERS 13 EYE J Recycle! 8779 WURZBACH * 641-6877 THE PAISANO PLUS 22 NOVEMBER 24j 1992 ©J)(©^7»^© 'Runners race into preseason play Two weeks before the season opener, Rob Walbce and MOce Green have sive poove, while Wallace has shown the fmally pulled togedier and beaten die sec the UTSA Roadrunners prepare widi all steppedforwanl,elevating their indivklual most consistency in practice. ond team. possible haste. games and showing their leadership. Stamer hesitates to evaluate his team The diffkulty widi the situation is the Several questions have been reserved Coach Stu Stamer's faidi in die two as yet, however. fact they're pl^ring themselves. As head over the lasl three weeks, several remain "go-to guys" is proving well-founded. After straggling to a tie in UTSA's first coach Stu Stamer said, "You've got to unanswered. Green, he said, has slkl into an offen intra-squad scrimmage, the starters have play against someone besides yourselves flrsL Either our second team is really good, or our first team isn't" The team met Fbrt Hood on Saturday in its first inter-squad competition of the season. Stamer is looking fw the overall speed GET CASH FOR of the Roadnmners to be a great advan tage diis season. The speed should give the team defensive and fast break advan tages. What they lack is size. They lost their two biggest players to graduation last year. Taju Olajuwon and YOUR TEXTBOOKS Shawn Jamison shared center duty on UTSA's Soudiland Conference Champi onship team. This year, the role will be THE OFFICIAL ^1 between Ken Washington and Tom Oswald. Following a year the 'Runners were picked to dominate a new, more comp^ dve conference, the '92-'93 lineupis laced with question marks. Decile the un knowns, the team is picked tofinish sec ond in die Southland Confoence. Nwth- east Louisiana, the schod which knocked UTSA off its NCAA train, is pkked to UTSA BOOKSTORE WUI die SLC. BrZacHDAva ON CAMPUS-FIRST FLOOR. SCIENCE BUILDING SaoRTB EDITOR 691-4220 Have you checked the SELL YOUR BOOKS AND Paisano SLC ENTER A DRAWING FOR FREE TEXTBOOKS NEXT picks? SEMESTER.* * WINNER MUST PROVIDE THE BOOKSTORE WITH AN Coming next OFFICIAL SCHEDULE OF CLASSES. semester... UTSA track, baseball, BUYBACK HOURS basketball, tennis, softball and goif. UTSA BOOKSTORE HB BUILDING Also... MON. DEC.7 - THURS. DEC.10 MON. DEC.7 - THURS. DEC.10 7:30AM - 7:00PM 8:00AM - 6:30PM UTSA player FRI. DEC.11 FRI. DEC.11 interviews and 7:30AM - 5:00PM 8:00AM - 4:30PM Spurs! THE PAISANO PLUS HiQNEmeBiZi^ 4A92 (S)jpiimii(i)m 23 MAD DOB'S BONE BY MATTHEW D. STEBM EoiTORHM-CHtEF Mad Dog fades away When some leave a leadership post fact The Paisano is the only indqiendent real-worid work experience. All of these The evolution of The Paisano symbi- they hope to be remembered kindly for student newqxyier in Texas. crucial qualities of being indqiendent olically existing with the university will their acconqdishments. Smce there is such This unique situation provides better would be lost if The Paisano received not take much effort on either side to a high rate of turnover for The Paisano content for the newqxqwr and more ful qxHisorshq) fiom the university. continue. The freedom The Paisanooffers staff, wanting to be remembered person fillment for the staff members. The ele There is a new communication degree will continue lo attract and utiUze the ally is a fleeting wish. What I request ment diatensuresquaUtyconientand staff being offered at UTSA. Most universities abiUties of UTSA students. Woiking for instead is that The Faisano should remain is that no writer is paid. Each writer must with communication degrees eventually The Paisano is not an extra-cuiricular independent have some internal motivation to work as devekip a journalism concentration. To activity. It is a co-curricular activity that UTSA is not alhiwed to sponsor any hard as diey do. The students are The sufqxxt the joumaUsm ckisses there logi can continue even with the development student run puUication. The resuU is that Paisano. We write all of the stories. We cally needs to be a radio, television andAv ofa campus journalism department I hope The Paisano receives no technical, finan tidce all of the pictures. We do all of the print oudet to sappatt reaUstk leaming. the admuiislration can see this and the cial or material support fiom the univer artwoik. We sell all of the ads. And we ff this comes to be die case at UTS A, I value of The Paisano remainingindepen sity. This is a Messing m many respects. pay all of the bills. request that the administfation take a few dent. Since the university gives no support There is something very qiecial about things into consideration. A newspaper LasUy, befne I go I have a few general to The Paisano. the piqier is fiee fiom being totally responsible for the produc does not have to be imiversity confioUed remarks conceming my association with administrative oversight and editorial tion of a newqiaper and the successful to offier a place to complete assignments The Paisano. To all of the people I have comment This translates toagreat deal of operation of an achial small business. for journalism majors. The newqnper at angered, good, I hope you did something fieedom for The Paisano staff. Editors When you write a story and watch it go Purdue has been independent for more about it! To all of die people who couM and writers can print subshmtiated stories through the entire process, and then you than 20 years. They work with the jour not take a joke, lighten up! To all the and commentaries without university of- see someone on campus turned to the page nalism department to fiicilitate student people I hurt in any way, I am sorry—that fkials preventmg publication. The ataif widi your story it is very gratifying. Like involvement for class credit. This solu was not my intention. To all of the people makes the assignments and edits the sto wise, when you sell ads and see the rev tion would support a journalism depart 1 have worked with and for over die past ries, no one else. We are only restrained enue buying equipment and paying bills ment while keeping intact The Paisano's twoand a half years, diank you. Good bye. by libel regulatkms. That is freedom. In you know dial you have gained more than decade-kmg tradition of independence. THE PAISANO PLUS 24 (ojpimidDTn NOVEMBER 24,1992 PAi^^no TrAnSiTion bLuEs Byvwino Edilar*hi.Chler If you could a«ld a MMhewll^ll^l mUdaytotflie Acttag hfaaachig EdUor GttltnckH^, what Tom Tbe Baj Kki| Ticvino EditortalAaBiBtuitft wnraki It l>a, wl^n Dirtrlhwthm Mwger iirouki it take plaea Trida McMac* McEIliganm «idvirtiyY News EdUor Steriien Macks CawMk* Cavam JhaaMm Ti9tar,'Jhr. Acttag Arts aad Eatertatameiit "MAitoX Qiy, kfiir EdUor 19. BaBMseitiiavdtd D^o MM Mas Pailan part of wm Americwi Assocfaite A&E EdUor histtxy and we doB*t wkaowk^it" RaMbHagRobRay Features EdUor Maria Jordaa Gordon Assocfaite Features Editor Pal Sitar Evans Sports EdUor Pro-Zach Davit SMUaBaBMlOiJr. Assocfaite Sports Editor "SkdiCiBDay-- Ruben PSA? Maitinez when yo«*K sidk and Acting Photography Editor doe<^waiiiiDti>lo scho^ ItwnddHto Dancn Sapar Dave Fnuuella fiaok away lioaAqr." Associate Photography Editor PicntiM Mat Thb! Laihure ArtlHrector Jeff Hoaw lBipr«vcMCBl Hairison AdvertMag Manager Glenda ns Hueboner Aaaoclate Advcrtistag Maaager G«niM Stacey TSO Uip* Jr* Itad «wk ho&dqr Business Manager Jame* Caapcr Deaven dneton^xaad Associate Basiaess Maaagers aiaify to tMchcn eaat Looay La«-l^ Saadi ft giveasliQBiewai& Gilbeit NcctliSay MareGavia •BditWDMlitlkB fbwe dw fastwad e of Staff Writers jMne* LHde LcafBt Sanchei, Tracey I'M a Bay Schulz, Javier Hakka Bancia, Mike Bymi Traaa Mzyk, Matia Kria»-Kraai Kfioiky, "L^Mwse Day and it Anae OaUty Sarilh * WtMan. TanM * wo^baOetS JMM Bomelt A Ryaa Hi 1 bniiiBdMf»Bay AHoOarA Sheri Stair Artiits Ryan tiwkrawSt I Mnlw i la A Sieve B-W«Mar Tieviao Jr. Advisor "Nartunil Nmla lioBlhMiditwoaddl Diane Abdo Jabhar iaBF^.l-Pdi.28 Advisory Board voyaitiBciaL' Steven Kellman. Ted Skekel, Kanen Whitney. Maniour B-Kikhia, Richard Utecht A Richard Howe Tha Paiaano Plus k a ptplact of Mta Student NaMwpapar Asaodatfon Ot tia LMvarsUy ol Taaas at San Anionia and is NOT (ponaorad. •nancsd, or andoraad by UTSA. UTSAaaaumaa "Human Riilili Day no raapamlfaiily lor its ooniMit. Tha Paiaano baiSHIH pacMilB BMd Ph« Is pubMMd by tfia Paiaano EduoMkmal Trust, a non^proRt. tax SMsmfff sduoaional tnisL lb ha aanaaatpmam Tha Paiaano Plus ia a aupplamanM pubHceton f^atykiaam. U of tha Paiaano and is dtolribulad svsry ottisr waiddtifeeiteee Tuaaday during tM Fai and Spring samaaiara aachMang holdaysand wum panods. AcfcwSs MaK^l" kig and Conirlbuiana: 14828 Roadnjtviar Wtay, San Amonio, Tans 78240. (Bi2)aa»<8ei. - y ^ TAKE A CUE POOL AT CUCKS! It's a neigliliopliiioil pub -tt's a sports bar tt's a HHards club -tt's CUCKSI Join your friends at CLICKS for an evening of fun! The focus here is billiards, but CLICKS is much, much more. Challenge your friends to a game of darts, foosball or pinball. Or sit back and watch the ballgame on one of our many big-screen TVs. If you're tired of the bar scene, and want a lively, comfortable place where you can meet for a friendly game of pool, CLICKS is the place. Enjoy a beverage at the bar, and invite your date to play a game of pocket billiards. We provide the tables (we have champion-quality tables for the more serious players, as well as beautiful 8' Brunswicks), balls and pool cues as well as atmosphere. You provide $3.25 an hour for the table. You don't need any special shoes, gloves or fancy club fees for this inexpensive sport. Playing pocket billiards at CLICKS is a truly fun and economical way to spend an evening! HEY NICK! As the CLICKS chain continues to grow across the country, it's important for the CLICKS "experience" to remain the same in every location. "Our philosophy is to provide an environment that our customers enjoy and that they are proud to bring a friend or date to. We also want to give our customers the opportunity to let us know how they feel" says Nick Alexander, CLICKS founder and president. "The HEY NICK response cards provide customer feedback and give us a lot of insight. As the company grows, we need to stay in touch with our custoin After all, they're the reason for our growth." 'lucKYjRiAK" msEmmm 04^ Ute. JXCOAJL /5e / stu a*ut nec^AAJLe a, oenii^ic£Ue. ^ $5.00. POCKET BUllARDS: IS IT A GAME OR A SPORT? Anyone can play pocket billiards - all you need is concentration, an eye and coordination. Throw in a little style and a lot of practice, and you can become a first- rate pool player! It's a sport as well as a game, but it doesn't take physical training or stamina. Sports like basketball and football require training or stamina and physical prowess. Not so with billiards, and you can play pocket billiards all your life! As in any sport, pocket billiards has its serious, hard-core players. Then there are the rest of us, the recreational players. They both have different needs, and CLICKS tries to appeal to both. For example, CLICKS has special championship-quality 9-foot Brunswick Gold Crown tables for the pros. Amateurs will still get a workout on the beautiful 8-foot Brunswick tables. Pool, unlike some other sports, is not intimidating for the beginner. Remember the first time you stepped up to the tee on a golf course? Did your ball go in the trees, the sand, or the water? It's hard to lose a ball when you're playing pool. So, if you're a connoisseur of the sport, an occasional player, or if you want to start from £S^ "scratch", head toward your ) 1992 HORIZON'S PUBLISHING ^y nearest CLICKS! P O. BOX 2767, STUART. FLA 34995 • 407-287-9177 A FEMININE POINT OF VIEW AN ilTERVEW WITH VICKIPASKI CLICKS our professional tournaments are becoming overcrowded, so we've developed a "LUCKY BREAK" regional structure. We're currently looking for regional tours that would like to be recognized by our Association. SWS'SDIKES Do women play pool as skillfully as men? The grand prize winner will be basking In the Cancun sunshine in one of Mexico's I think women have the capability of finest all-inclusive resorts, the Royal playing as well as men. Women's games Solans CarJbe. It's a trip for two with all are still evolving, though. Men have been expenses paid, including airfare. Second and third prize winners will playing organized competition a lot longer, receive hotel accommodations only. so they push each other. Women are still Twenty-six runners up will receive a free climbing that ladder. VIckl Paal^gBfl^Bimflmtry's top -rated finale evening of pool for eight - with all play on the house at their neighborhood pool playeK^Sa vrell as President of the Women's Why would women want to learn to Professional Billiard AaaociaUon. Site lives in Grand CLICKS. Ledge, Michigan, with iwr hustuind Robert, and their play pool? Come in to your local CLICKS to sign two children. up and get all the details! Just because they're allowed to, for one thing! I think about the really old days when How did you get started playing pool? women weren't allowed in pool rooms, and I The dptendor of I took a course in college. The man who think - HA! I get a lot of calls from elderly owned the poolroom where the class was women who think pool on TV is the Doyal (Solaris taught became my mentor. I was lucky greatest. I wonder if it's something they Combine the tropkMl splendor of there - he guided me along and got me were never allowed to do. Mwdco's Carribean coast with the (Muxe, aH-lidusive accommoda- involved in competition, and I was hooked. Is pool hard to learn ? ttons of the Royal Solaris Cai^ie, and you have tne perfect iMcalion Why pool? With the proper guidance, you can It's the personal challenge, I think. It's pick it up easily - enough to have fun with White-silver sands and blue-graen the type of sport where you really just keep the game. Naturally, it takes years of waters provMe the setting, and the Pofal Solaris provides the rest. A on testing yourself. It has little to do with dedicated practice to become a pro vaat choice of activities and your opponent; it's between you and the fessional and never miss. But women amenitfes make this Cancun resort table. I like that personal challenge. You're shouldn't be intimidated because most pool -Mexico's Brigiilest Star*. constantly setting new goals for yourself, rooms these days have pros on hand to and you keep on getting better and better. help you learn the game. There are beginners in every sport, and I think pocket How many women play pool in the U.S. ? billiards might be something that many About a third of the 44 million or so women can pick up more quickly than other players in this country are women, and that sports. Besides, its a great way to meet number keeps growing. As a matter of fact, people, and it s fun! nOYAL hold & marina (JADIM: y'; i, v.- V, V. dduMC alincJiiiiinc icacid MexicolB Brighleet Star"* tac Pfu/2e> d/KUAAUUf^i. piee fUaUf piee 4HAiyu4cti04>t..,iUe> detcUU and aU Q CLICKS pelebrate your anniversary, birthday, or any other happy occasion at CLICKS. We provide the balloons, tables, food and fun, and 9 you provide the guests! Planning a private party can easily break a budget, but our special low group rates can make your company or office event easily affordable. Does your office or company have something special to celebrate? Whether it's a going-away party, congratulations party, or any other celebration, CLICKS is the perfect place. We do all the work: We'll order all the food, from X pizza to fancy platters; we'll set the tables and put up the balloons and decorations; we' coordinate the staff; and we'll clean it all up aftenA/ards! You don't have to do a thing except have some old-fashioned fun! Call our manager to find out how affordable a party at CLICKS can be! And when you're thinking of throwing a party, think CLICKS! JOilAL£AGIIE Sure, you've heard of softball leagues and bowling leagues - but a POCKET BILLIARDS league? Why not? Visit CLICKS today and sign up for one of our CL leagues. You'll meet interesting people, and have fun playing one of the most popular participant sports in the country. Pocket billiards is one of the fastest growing sports in 56°%^^ America today. It's estimated that as many as 45 million We know all your guests will have a great time, and Americans play pool, and that number is growing every year. we want to make it especially easy for you. More and more pool players are joining leagues each Book an evening for 10 or more people, between now year, as well. and 12/21/92, and we'll take 50% off of your play bill. Don't think you're good enough to join a league? Leagues are for everyone! Our HANDICAP LEAGUES are designed so that players of unequal skill can compete against each other. Leagues aren't just for pool, either Next time you visit CLICKS, why not sign up for your local DART or FOOSBALL LEAGUE? CUGKS LOCATIONS NEAR YOU: WURZBACH BULK RATE EVERS 1 IH-10 U.S. POSTAGE PAID CALLAHAN PERMIT #596 MINNEAPOLIS. MN BANDERA LOOP 410 LOOP 410 5545 NW Loop 410 11531 West Avenue Suite 116 San Antonio 1^^ San Antonio 340-0230 JEI 647-7227