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Vo.lume 74, Number 13 Xavier University, Cincinnati, Ohio· 45207 Wednesday, November 30, 1988 Greeley views religion with experience,, imagination by Anita Klausing lives are a story, and experiences are and that the main figure, Mary, was a be happy and may even decide to stay Special Projects/Calendar' editor formed into this story. He expressed that warmer person than Christ. Extensive a priest for the rest of their li"Ves. He is storytelling plays a vital part in keeping studies have shown that people not only abstinent about the fact that men should n evening with Rev. Andrew a religion alive. Storytellers invite audi- recognize Mary easier than Christ, but take a vow of celibacy while in the Greeley would not seem too. in- ences into a world of possib~ies. The also people like Mary more than Christ. priesthood. He believes this is a good · A teresting to the average person very essense of a story is that it is de- Following the image of women in relig idea since young men becoming priests when one hears he is giv.ing a lecture signed to leap from one imagination to ious institutions, especially in the Cath today do not take the commitment as on "Religious Imagination:' But in fact, another. olic church, Greeley felt that women seriously as in the past. the opposite was true. From the begin- Greeley said that when all three of should be ordained as priests, but ac Greeley said that yo~ people's relig ning t~is grey haired, catholic priest and these components are put together, a re- knowledges that this will not occur in ious affiliation bottoms out at the age author captivated the audience with an ligion is more exciting, · to be specific, the near future. of 25 and goes up at the age of 40. hour and a half of parodies told with a "to be a catholic is like being something In regards to the ordaining of priests, This affiliation then levels off for the "wee bit" of an Irish accent. exciting:' Greeley felt that the whole struggle be rest of their lives. He said that this was The emphasis of Greeley's lecture was To elaborate on his stOfY thesis, he tween who should and who shouldn't be the '1ife-cycle phenomenon:' that people must reflect on their own said that theology is stories which cap- ordained is, "a power thing:' He sug experiences and realize that this experi- ture the presense of God and that relig- gested that the Catholic church should Altogether, Greeley_ was very optimis ence component comes before the cogni- ious institutions must keep this in mind have a "Priest Corps" like that of the tic about the future of not only the tive component of religion. Greeley then because when an institution ceases to Peace Corps. In this manner, a man can Catholic religion, but also its members. explained that there are three stages to tell stories, it is in trouble. The institu- be a priest· on a voluntary basis for 10 He does emphasize that the religious religion' and its imagination. tions cannot forget the stories of our years and then have the option to re community as a whole needs to keep in The first stage deals with the human tradition, instead they must reorganize, sume a normal life and get married and mind the three aspects of religion to experience. He said; "Religion comes rethink and revel in them, he said. have a family or continue in the minis maintain the unity. and· strength the from experiences in life that renew our His lecture then moved to a more try. This way, Greeley felt men would. church has kept ·through all these years ... hope." He used the example of grace personal aspect - love. He explained that and our experience of it. "Grace is eve- the experience of sexual love in a mar- rywhere," and in some respects makes riage as healing and renewing and that, us, as human beings, reflect upon our "God falls in love with us, as we fall in vie~oints on life. The second stage is love with our sexual lover:' Therefore symbol or the image of religion. Sym- we should not be afraid of any love bols actually shape the experience we that we have for each other or God. have and help· us form images that, . God loves us as a mother loves her when later recalled, help reflect' and re- child, he said ..
r, .. j. k .' arrange our viewpoints;;. W,ithoJ,itahe,. ,...... ;· .·. · .. Greeley· reminded ·the .audience· to re- · ' - - symbols of religion such as· saints, feasts alize that they are in love with the di- and rosaries, our image of religion vine because they understand love for would be lacking. The third and final each other. stage is made up of stories and story- Greeley also said women play a more telling. Greeley pointed out that our important role in religious institutions Policy provides for equal opportunity Affirmative Action endorsed Equal opportunity caUs for employers to by Kathy Oshel be blind to age, race or religion; while staff reporter "affirmative action" calls for aggressive "AU for one and one for all" ... Xavier efforts to eradicate the past and linger University is an academic community ing inequitable practices in the work . Mike. Pfiester photo committed to equal opportunity for all place. Since the enactment of the 1964 Jumping Jamal Walker pivots around sophomore guard LaBradford Smith in the persons regardless of age, sex, race, re Civil Rights laws; the emphasis has Muskies' 85-83 victory over 4th-ranked Lousiville Cardinals at the Riverfront ligion, handicap, or national .origin. shifted from the "traditional" biases of Coliseum November 18. This statement, found on Xavier bro seniority, sex discrimination and the chures, indicates Xavier's dedication to rights of the handicapped and veterans equality. to the newer issues of drug-testing, On October 31, Xavier President Rev. rights of citizens who are disabled by Albert J. DiUlio, S.J. reinforced this sexually-transmitted diseases, aliens St. Francis Xavier honored commitment when he announced the without green cards and the denial of dealing with questions of life and . by university's Affirmative Action hiring opportunity because of accent or man Fred Zagone, S.f faith, he became one of the original contributing writer policy. The policy was the result of ner of speaking. Jesuits. work done over the past year to review At Xavier, the Office of Affirmative To celebrate the feast of St. Francis After a short ·term iI). Rome as Ig and study the hiring procedures of the Action and Personnel is. responsible for Xavier, University Ministry has natius' secretary, Francis replaced a school. The restatement of ,policy was the proposal of policies to carry out helped organize special activities for missionary headed for the Far East. endorsed by the Xavier Board of Trus laws and the handling of hiring discrimi this Friday. The feast day itseH is Often he had little to eat and only tees on September 28 this year, and re nation complaints. Dr. Merelyn Bates Saturday, but Friday's campus cele rags to wear, yet he baptized over solves that the university is dedicated to Mims, Xavier's Affirmative Action offi bration includes regular masses at 10,000 people. When he was sent to equal opportunity in all areas of educa cer, said that Xavier University has for- · .Bellarmine Chapel (noon-12:30 p.m. Japan four years later, however, he tion and employment. Its goal is to mulated internal grievance procedures in and 5-5i30 p.m.) with a special com-. presented himself as a wealthy gift achieve a diverse, multi-racial commu;.. an effort to protect· itself from. ''hostile memoration. of St. Francis. Dinner bearer and was accepted by the Japa nity. Accordingly, the university will not environment" issues. The office's. most · Friday night will be in honor of the nese people. Francis never made it to practice or condone discrimination and recent er:ideavor is a training session for · saint, and University Ministry will his next assignment in China . . . he commits itself to positive action to se those employees responsible for hiring pass out treats to call attention, to.. the died while waiting to cross the last cµre equal opportunity. DiUlio ex decisions. This training session, held day. six-mile stretch of water. plained, '1 believe there is value to early this week, involves administrative Francis Xavier was a wealthy no achieving a diverse campus community persons who are responsible for the hir bleman who lived in the 16th cen As the patron saint. of Xavier .Yni at Xavier University. With the imple ing ·and recruitment of prospective em tury. His life. changed when he met versity, St. Francis inspires us tp ~, mentation of these new hiring proce ployees. Ignatius Loyola, his roommate at grow beyond our education ~o .· ~ dures, we will continue the development This restatement of the university's school in Paris, who gave &ancis a come a loving, caring society/By "fol of• Xavier's AffirnMttive Action program Affirmative Action Hiring Policy and diffemtt ·perspedive. After Francis lowing his example, we in tum learn and build upon achievements to date:' the training se5$ion illust1a~ .DiUli()'s be .completed· the Spiritual Exercises, a what it's like to~. truly generous ... Thete. is a diStinction between "equal .lief .in saying, "goad affirmative action process ·developed. by Ignatius for especially in this seasc>n of giving. opportunity'' and· "affbmmw action:' is good management:' Page 2 The Xavier Newswire Wednesday, November 30, 1988 . . . ' Caring at home a way of life Committee to explore practicum through this agency. by Laura Blanken staff reporter The current nursing student participating in this particular home health care program is alcohol-related problems Home Health Agencies na tionwide are joining together to Sue Rimelspack, a senior. For Monachino said that at Mi Knue said her subcommittee celebrate National Home Care Rimelspack, the honie care by Kimberly Grote ami University there is a con has no set agenda right now Week, Nov. 27-Dec. 3. It is ap services she provides deal with editor in chief crete policy. It gives step by but will explore many means to propriate that NHC Week be follow-up care from surgery. step procedures for alcohol- or assessment and intervention. celebrated this time of year, Some of her duties include drug-related violations. For ex She identified several. options since the holidays evoke a changing bandages and adminis This is the final article of a ample, if a student commits a open to the group such as peer strong sense of family. The tering medication. Surprisingly, four-part series exploring the ef certain number of violations, he counseling, but admitted that theme of Home Care Week her job also requires a fair fects of alcoholism on college or she will automatically be put the subcommittee must first 1988 recognizes that home care amount of teaching; for in age. students, specifically at into an assessment system. This clarify what direction it wants "keeps family together." stance, showing a diabetic the Xavier University. is what she feels is lacking in to take. There are two schools Student nurses involved in correct way of administering in Xavier's current policy. of thought, she said; should we Xavier's nursing program partic sulin and teaching a family Part four of four She said that discipline is a stop drinking on campus alto ipate in home health care by member the proper way to care way of finding out about stu gether or should we face facts gaining clinical experience in for a person in the household Large student crowds at off dents' problems but there is no and teach students how to clients' homes. For a semester, who is recovering at home. Ri campus house parties, the set response in the policy right drink responsibly? melspack says she enjoys the student nurses assume a case changed Ohio drinking age, the . now. 'We need some kind of For Dave Coleman, director home health care program. She load and see patients at their rampant use of false IDs, in set system in. place where the of Student Activities, a major feels that "recovery is· quicker in places of residence. creased damage in the residence first step allows us to assess the concern is large attendance at According to Dr. Amy Pedi the more relaxed and comforta halls, lower attendance at on level of the problem and then off-campus house parties where grue of the nursing department, ble atmosphere of the home:' campus student programming determine action;' said Mona crowds often get out of control, the home care program not Also, home health care greatly events, increased alcohol-related chino. students under the legal drink only provides invaluable experi reduces the medical costs a pa discipline problems are just a This subcommittee consists of ing age. can drink, and police ence for the student nurses, but tient would otherwise incur feW ways alcohol has affected about 10 members, both staff often show up to break up the allows the elderly and the ter staying in the hospital. Xavier's campus. as well as students. It is still in parties. Coleman says parties mir).ally ill patients whom home The MHHC is a non-profit These and other issues have the formation stages but Mona like these interfere with. on-cam care assists maintain a level of organization sponsored by the become topics of discussion and chino said the alcohol policy, pus programming activities Sisters of Mercy. It provides a health that permits them to debate for a newly formed ad which was last revised in the which students plan for .other full range of care services stay at home with their loved hoc alcohol committee. The spring and summer of 1987, students. "It's a catch-22~" he ones instead of being hospital which are available 24 hours a committee is generally com will be revised again by this said, "students aren't going to day, seven days a week, for its ized. Follow-up care also is em prised of student development spring so that it can be enacted go to on-campus events where approximately 1,100 patients phasized. staff, counseling professionals for the fall of 1989. they know they will be moni served a year. More information One such home health care and students and its purpose is Monachino described Xavier's tored and will not be permitted is available from the agency at agency is Mercy Home Health to explore alcohol-related prob alcohol policy as a "just" one, to drink if they are not of legal Care (MHHC). Some XU nurs 489-6600. lems and factors affecting cam that is, it "just" says what you age:' ing students complete their pus life and students, according can and cannot do, but nothing Student senator Christy Ar to Arthur Shriberg, vice --- Dr. says what will hapi:>en "if:' She vin attended the ad hoc com pre5ident for Student Develop says there is no progression of mittee meeting and said the Walfl~ ment. steps to follow and nothing to committee as a whole feels that nm· Shriberg identified two sub- help students who truly have alcohol is becoming a much committees formed within the problems. "We can strongly worse problem. since more and . XAV.IER·STUDENTS .. ::J.-·~:. ·ad hoc ·alcohol comihittee: in suggest students seek counsel more students are drinking. tervention and assessment and ing, but in most cases we can Still, Arvin believes the campus RECEIVE ;A 10°A. DISCOUNT review of rules, regulations and not force them;' she said. should not go "dry" [no alcohol ON ANY .PRESCRIPTION. polides. He said these subcom Lissa Knue, counselor at the permitted on campus). "l don't Just show your student l.D. mittees resulted from discussion Health and Counseling Center think it should go dry because within the ad hoc committee and chairperson of the interven it will affect too many people," Just bring in your prescription, or your old refill bottle (we can trans concerning which areas the fer your prescriptionto Walgreens). tion and assessment subcommit she said. For instance, Arvin members should focus. tee, said this group will explore said, it would even affect grad SOFT CONTACT Nancy Monachino, assistant ways to assess students' alcohol uate students here at Xavier REPLACEMENT LENSES director of Residence Life and situation and needs. They will who often advertise wine and chairperson of the rules and re also look into types of interven cheese social parties. as low as 14.99 * gulations subcommittee, said tion which will aid people who For some members of- the Have you ever lost a contact lens? the purpose of her committee is want to help others. committee, whether the :-c;ampus • Bring your written prescription to the nearest Walgreens. to look at the existing alcohol Knue believes the current sys will go dry is a major concern, • In 48 hours, your new factory-sealed soft contacts will be ready policy and revise accordingly. tem handles student alcohol for others, it is what wilJ · be for pick-up. 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Grudge against 1 elderty ridiculous •
I will not refute Mr. Grawe's people who are doing the whin- ·~ . ~ figures in his article on how ing and complaining about the much the United States govern- entitlements for the elderly - "" ment spends on its elderly citi- have never felt the set-back of a zens. You see, Mr. Grawe, I depression or served in their am entirely too busy working country's defense in times of to save money for my old age war as have so very many of so that I won't become the our elderly. drain on society that you so el- It certainly would have oquently describe in your arti- helped if Mr. Grawe had not de. been so vague as to his defini- Q_ 1 do ·believe, however, that tion of "elderly:• Are there ex- one must allow for inflation if ceptions to his plan? Does eld- one is to accept these figures. erly begin with age 60, ?0, 80, Then, of course, one of the rea- · older or younger? If one be sons for the fact that many eld- comes disabled at an early age erly may receive more in Social will he aid them until they be Security benefits than they paid come elderly and then cut them in could be because they had off? lower paying jobs - remember Mr. Grawe also forgets that please, that when this "old, de- many of our elderly held jobs crepit",generation went job during times when there were hunting they, more often than no pension plans, revenue shar- not, did not have a college de- ing, salary savings plans, unem gree that so many of our young ployment insurance, workman's people do today who set out to compensation, etc. Perhaps Mr. find a job - that· very coUege Grawe can create a "State of degree that a huge percentage the Elderly'.' where those he of today's students have fi- deems too costly (or no longer nanced by a student loan enti- productive) can be sent and tlement program (Pell, etc). I maintained at a level which Mr. certainly hope that Mr. Grawe Grawe finds reasonable by his remembers that these loans are standards. I am wondering at almost always financed or in- what age Mr. Grawe will apply sured in some way by the fed- his mind-set to his grandpar- eral government, vis-a-vis the. ents. (Especially if they should taxpayer. You· do remember the have the audacity to live to be taxpayer, don't you Mr. Grawe? "elderly:') You know, one of. the greying I will end my remarks on members of society who will this offending article with a hy- soon join the ranks of the eld- pothetical question put to me erly. · by my 90-ye~ld co-worker, The young people who are i.e., 'Would he prefer that we joining the work force today - all be shot at age ?O?" and thank God that it is such a -by Gail M. Dnyer small percentage of these young Pumpkin Bumpkins: Ken Hartlage and George Schuhmann suit up for Harvest Week. Space constraints and policies require some editing Since The Xavier Newswire ased or "equal time" viewpoints length of articles that must be their writers. Secondly, when from changing content and printed -its first issue of this as possible. Yet for anyone printed. It is on this last point you submit something to us for keeping the writer's intention in- . school year in September, it has studying this last sentence where the most problems seem publication it becomes our tact in the article. We give fallen prey to criticism, both closely, it is obvious that such to arise. property to edit to the newspa "equal time" as often as we can verbal and written, concerning a goal is dubious if not com- When an editor has several pers format. We can legally to differing viewpoints solely the staff's editorial policies. pletely outlandish. articles for a certain page, such and rightfully make spelling because of what we feel is As if the editors which com For anyone who has worked as the Perspectives page, and corrections, grammar changes right, not because we are obli pose the Newswire staff were as ~ editor on a newspaper, he wants to print them .all .but and changes in length. It is our gated. simply proofreading typists, or she knows from experience . . they will· not fit, she or he is '• integritf which P,revents us .-Staff editorial many of our. contributers as that there are factors which can f~ .with a dilemma. Doest~ sume that, as ~tors,.· we sim ·,·.:""':editor not print o~ article alto- ply transpose what .our writel'S . · gether? What if after you cut , THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE have witten· newsprint for"'.. to a When y~U submiL.. ,. , . ,:r·, .· t~ one there is ~Q Jonger '; The Xavier Newswire is published weekly throughout the school -ye.ii-, except 4 ., • ·.1' · '"··,d . ,, ~.~~.,enough copy to fil~ ·the page? : mat withouf· n:i~ing·any · 1. during vacation. and l!Xams, by the students of Xavier· University; 3800 Victory ~anges in·· length or content. something to us for:~ : ·.,~)' ,'.' : .,Dqei; :the editor then look at i Pkwy., Cincinnati, Ohio 45207. Many of obr wri~ers also feel ·· ~ publication it·becomes . each article individually and de; The statements and opinions of The Xavier Newswire are not necessarily those that we are' obliged• to print :. · ·~ :' d · termine for him- or herself what of the student b(>dy, faculty or administration of Xavier. Statements and opinions; our prope,rty to e it to " is important in 'the'. article and . of columnists do rio"t' necessarily reflect those of the editors. whatever happens to find its : : SubScription rates are $15.00/year within the USA. Subscription inquiries should way into our mailbo?<· . . the newspapers format. .delete enough of wh~t is super- be directed to business manager (513-745-3561). Advertising inquiries will be We would like. to respond to fluous to make all the article handled by Kent George, advertising managl!r (513-745-3607). · the two misconceptions outlined fit7 Well, to this last question Entered as third class matt!!r at the U.S. Post Office under permit number 1275. above· concerning journalism prevent the ·printing of certain we answer "yes.'' And rm sure Reprinting of articles or cartoons without pemiission of the author and/or The if you asked an editor on any Xavier Newswire is strictly· prohibited. and the creation of that white articles you. would really like to Xavier University is an academic community committed to equal opportunity and black masterpiece called a print or make it necessary to other newspaper the same ques for all persons regardless of age, sex, race, religion, handicap or national origin. newspaper. Ideally, as· editors, cut lines or: even paragraphs tion they would agree with we would like. the· freedom, and out of articles you· would like ours. Editor in chief ...... Kimberly Grote to print iri full. There is, of Just to make it dear to those News editors ...... Brian Sullivan, Jennifer Stark in fact we strive,' to print arti Perspectives editor ...... Anthony Kovalik cles on the widest variety of course, a limit· to how much who may have an interest in Sports editors ...... Mike Pfiester, David Stubenrauch topics and from an infinity of one can publish determined by writing an article or letter for Diversions editors ...... : ...... Missy Baker, Kent George angles, printed as long as our the number of pages a newspa publishing in the future, the Calendar/Special Projects editor ...... Anita Klausing writers can ·compose them or per can run, by the number of Newswire staff· is under no obli Photography editors ...... Sabra Hayes, ·Laura Chapnick ';' gation to print anything. In Advertising manager ...... "...... Kent George until their hands .lose drculation ads a newspaper has to print in Business manager ...... Marty Angell in order to give our readers as order to stay in business· and, fact, our editors go out of their Advisor ...... , ...... George Gordon much infOrmation from unbi- obviously by the number and way not to· promise anything to SPORTS Page 4 The Xavier N~swire VVednesday, November 30, 1988 Muskies enjoy taste of Big Apple toumament but battled back to cut Mis by vin paced Mizzou with a. game Mike Pfiester souri's lead· to just three paints Sports editor high 28 points. Strong finished at 58-55 with ·10:35. to play with 16, Walker· 11 and Hill After grounding the high fly when Kimbrough hit a 3- was held to eight points for ing 4th-ranked Cardinals of pointer from the comer,' and Xavier. Louisville, 85-83, on November Walker and Strong both con Before the Louisville game, 18, Gillen's Villains set their nected on consecutive layups many people wondered if the sights on another top twenty off the glass. Muskies could stay with the challenge - the 14th-ranked But the Muskies would be "team of the '80s " as they are Missouri Tigers on their home buried in the trenches on this so often known. Others ques court at the Heames Center, night. Mizzou outrebounded tioned whether there was life Sunday, November 20, in the Xavier 50-41 and kept the Mus after Xavier's great Byron Lar second round of the Big Apple kies in foul trouble most of the kin. These questions were National Invitational Tourna night. After the Muskies came quickly answered in grand fash ment (NIT). back to nail the deficit to three, ion after the Muskies shell Mizzou opened up the game the Tigers reeled off eight con shocked the Cardinals. with a slam dunk from 7' 1 • secutive points and then hit Head Coach Pete Gille; ! may senior center Gary Leonard. Xavier with the big blow - not want to rank his team The first two points of the Hill picked up his fifth foul among the "silk suiters," but his game for Xavier would come at with 8:08 to play and Mizzou team was certainly dressed to the 17:40 mark as senior co never looked back. kill as the Muskies enjoyed the captain Stan Kimbrough, who Besides the physical play of taste of the Big Apple NIT. finished with 21 points, sank a the Tigers, Missouri's bench Even with a close encounter, jump shot from the left side of played a key role in the 83-71 but a defeat nonetheless to the the basket. Two years ago, the victory. The Tigers scored 17 Missouri Tigers, the Xc;tvier Uni Muskies defeated Mizzou by points to Xavier's eight off the versity basketball program was Mike Pflester photo out-rebounding the Tigers by a bench. Transfer guard Byron Ir- lifted to new heights. Junior Tyrone Hill confronts three leaping Cardinals for two of his surprising margin. 15 points. However, this night would be a different story. The Tigers house this night. were fierce, physical and out by IJavid Stubenrauch muscled the Muskies as both Sports editor ACT 2: The first scene of the final act was all Louisville teams knew the key to the The town was aglow and the where they extended their lead game was controlling play un people, all 16,574 of them, to nine. But with 14:16 to play, derneath the basket. Xavier shuffled into the Riverfront Col the tide shifted. In the next six would fall behind by 13 points iseum Theatre which began to minutes, Xavier outscored at the half, 40-27. fill to the rafters. It was No Louisville 20-2 and turned a In the second half, the Mus vember 18, opening night of the nine-point deficit into a nine kies "turned up the tempo" and new show in town, Xavier bas point lead. The intensity lkgan found their press, the same one ketball. to build, the fans were on the that confused Louisville two But it just so happened that edge of their seats, and the ac nights earlier as the Musketeers another group of traveling ac tors were playing their roles created 33 turnovers and forced tors was in town. A true with a professional excellence. 15 steals. Against Mizzou, Gil Broadway production crew The final five minutes became a len's Villains again picked up from Louisville, they called barrage of steals, fast breaks the pace and swiped the ball 14 themselves the Cardinals. They and a dunk. Xavier's Jamal times and forced 23 turnovers. also booked an engagement at Walker stole a Cardinal pass Xavier's pair extraordinaire of the Coliseum. It would be a with 5:06 left and pushed it sophomore Jamal Walker and Kimbrough, two of the quickest true test for director Pete Gillen through the net for two points. Mike Pflester photo and his Xavier Musketeers. So But without question, the guards in the country, were re Senior Stan Kimbrough proved his leadership with a career-high 35 let's set the characters. most exciting point of the show lentless. The Muskies struggled points. Enter stage left, coach Denny was the last 30 seconds. With Crum of the Louisville the score 83-78, Louisville's Cardinals along with his tall, I
SAC Cinema: Peace and Justice: Hanukkah Faith and Justice Forum: "A Christmas Story" Commemoration of WVXU - 91.7 FM University Center Theatre International Human 10 a.m. 2:30 and 7:30 p.m. Rights Day $1 with XUID Terrace Room 7 p.m.
Wednesday Jump Start: TBA 7 DownUnder 4 5 6 9:30 p.m.-12!30 a.m.
+- FINAL EXAMS ..... 11 13 14
Need a little Christmas? -~ The Student Activities Council (SAC) is sponsoring a week filled with different activities to get you in the Christmas 18 19 20 21 mood. The week of Decemberl-7 starts off with a shopping spree at the new Christmas Kenwood Towne Center. The week's finale will be the )) Christmas Dance featuring 1\ The 4 Hubcaps and a special SAC Cinema, "A Christmas Story:' Keep an eye out for places and times. 25 26 27 28
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SAC Shopping Spree: Winterfest: St. Francis Xavier Day Kenwood Towne Center Buses will be provided SAC Cinema: Buses leave Xavier at 5:30 5:30 to 10:30 p.m. "Miracle on 34th Street" p.m. $5. 95 per person Kelley Auditorium buses return at 9:30 p.m. 5:30 p.m. Christmas Dance: Peace and Justice: featuring the 4 Hubcaps Main Dining Hall 9 p.m.-1 a.m. 3 $4 single, $7 couple 3==~=-·~1 p.m. 2 m of Peace and Justice: International Human Rights Human Amnesty International Day Help meeting Dorothy Day House 2 p.m.
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available on IMPULSE! compact discs, HQ cassettes and KM audiophile records. DIVERSIOl\IS. . - . . . ~-...... ·- ...... Wednesday, November 30, 1988 . The Xavier Newswire Page 9. It's ·beginning to sound Christmas video a lot like Christmas best-sellers by Missy Baker ris' operatic voice. The two to a great Christmas collection of Diversion$ editor gether offer one of the most pop artists from the Eurythmics complimentary Christmas prod ('Winter Wonderland") to Whit Christmas just ·isn't the same uctions since Elvis' "Blue Christ ney Houston ("Do You Hear compiled by Missy Baker without the Christmas music. mas:' What I Hear7"). Proceeds from Diversions editor Whether it be the piped-in mu Several labels have released this album go to Special Olym sic in the shopping mall or the special Christmas compilation pics International. * "Charlie Brown's Christmas" melodious voices of carolers, albums which feature a number On a more entertaining note * "It's a Wonderful Life" the· Christmas carols are as of their major artists. Windham is Dr. Dementos The .Greatest "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" much of a tradition as the Hill has released A Winters Novelty Records of All Time * Christmas tree. Solstice II, which includes Mal Vol. VI Christmas, featuring * "The Nutcracker" A new addition to the colm Dalglish and Michael Elmo and Patsy's "Grandma * "The Gathering" Christmas collection is Gary Hedges. Narada's The Christ Got Run Over by a Reindeer" "The Man Who Could Work Miracles" Morris' Every Christmas. After * mas Collection is a combination and the 3 Stooges' 'Wreck the "A Christmas Story" three months on Broadway as of the label's new acoustic mu Halls With Boughs of Holly:• * Jean Valjean in "Les Misera sic, new age fusion and new In a category all by itself is * "Santa Claus, the Movie" bles;' country music artist Mor electronic music. A GRP Hanukkah Rocks! by "the * "Mickey Mouse's A Christmas Carol" ris crosses yet another musical Christmas Collection features world's only senior citizen Jew "A Christmas Carol" plateau with the release of his the Chick Corea Elektric Band ish rock band", Gefilte Joe· & * latest album. Morris fully exe as well as several other GRP the Fish. * ''Miracle on 34th Street" cutes his vocal range in this artists. If none of these recent Big Screen Favorites collection of Christmas favor Another label compilation is Christmas releases seem to sat ites. In addition to the glorious A Motown Christmas, a two-al isfy, the old Christmas favorites ''Ernest Saves Christmas" renditions of the standards, bum set which features several are still available at your neigh * Morris performs a couple of of the best of Motown's artists borhood record store. Perry * "Scrooged" starring Bill Murray new songs including the title throughout the years including Como, Frank Sinatra and Bing track "Every Christmas:' the Jackson 5, Stevie Wonder Crosby are the more conserva From "Silent Night" to "Carol and Diana Ross and the Su tive standbys, however I still of the Bells;' the instrumental premes. prefer the Chipmunks and quality is second only to Mor- A Very Special Christmas is Snoopy's Red Baron Christmas. lnsoc equals pure energy Sugar 'n' Spice Restaurant OPEN EVERY DAY- 7·--A.M. - -3 P.M. by Kent George band climbing the dance and to Amanda Kramer. James Cas Daily Luncheon Specials Diversions editor pop charts. sidy, chief rocker of the band, The vocalist and sampling plays bass. Including Vegetables Hear ye, hear ye. Read all mastermind behind the band is Insoc, as the band is some about them. Information is at Kurt Valaquen, who, armed times called, looks to influences your fingertips, and the society with what seems like a labora ranging from James Brown to Nationally known for its wispy thin pancakes, is yours. tory, cuts, samples and mixes Devo. The band agrees that it's fluffy three-egg omelettes, creative sandwiches, Information Society, the four over 1,000 homemade sounds. an odd mixture, but it's what homemade cheesecake, man band from Minneapolis, Paul Robb, synthesizer, pro makes lnsoc's chemistry fresh. and much, much more! Minnesota combines eccentric grams most of the bands mate perfonruinces, computers and a rial and also provides the kick Information Society will ap hip dance beat to unleash a drum blasts during their shows. pear at Bogart's, December 4, The keyboard duties are left up at 8 p.m. Tickets are $7.75. style of music that has the 4381 Reading Ad. (between Tennessee Ave. & Victory 'Parkway Across from Natorp's
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$4.67 per hour FREE MOVIES! GREAT l..ocA'lul •In K release fims from major motion pica.re studios ... Freel OUTSTANDING WORK ENVIRONMENT Vendors earn Send us a post.card with VoU' name, address and t.elephone • E~lauree/kitchm f.:ilides. • Spm:lous office compb1 frtt p1rlcir11o 24·hour wcurU:y. runber and whether· or not tp.J'd be free 1D see a film in 15010 commission the morning or aft.emoon. Send m: Co.rrACT Kl set up an lnmvft. call lielr· phone Sul'YlY C..... M1....,. THE MOVIE CLUB Cindi Joluucn • 1111) 984·2470. An ~al opportunky employn. Owans PromotJans Call 621-2459 10156 Spirimak Ln. • Cilciinati, OH 45252 ·.,, Page 10 The Xavier Newswire Wednesday, N9vember · 30, · 1988 Ghost knocks Christmas' predictability by Kent George tional ritual or potential death away employee bonuses to pay ·other non-profit organization Diversions editor trap? for Christmas commercials which receives the most public wishing you and yours a Merry ity over the Christmas season. In a lightly covered press Every weatherman will use Christmas (Just so you'll think Best bets for this award are: conference Tuesday, the ghost one or all of the following as they're swell folks). Toys for Tots, the Free Store of Christmas Yet-to-Corne the background for today's Companies that will re and Victims of Jerry Springers lashed out at nearly everyone highs and lows: emerge during the Christmas commentaries. involved with the Christmas 1. Children sitting on Santa's season: Ronco, K-Tel, Walnuts • The "And you have a Merry season or what he called a lap. 2. Ice skaters somewhere. R-Us, Hickory Farms and John's Christmas" Award - presented reckless disregard for the to the utility, bank, landlord or "things that make Christmas 3. Fountain Square: two or Misteltoe Inc. three hundred times. other provider of a vital service great:' that shuts off, interrupts, dis Citing complacency, lack of 4. That house on every block STOCKING STUFFERS that combines· the latest in mili connects or evicts· the most creativity and an apathetic ap Someone will tell you Christ people for the month of De proach as the main contributors tary technology with 3;456,789 mas only comes once a year ... AWARDS blinking lights, reindeer and a cember. to this phenomenon, Yet-to These people should be shot. • The '1 predicted a white • The "Forget Christmas, what Come revealed that he and Mr. Santa on the roof to produce a Ninety-five percent of all 35-year tradition of $400,000 Christmas first" Award - Pre about our birthday" Award - Christmas Past had prepared a credit cards will be over the sented to the weatherman that This one-time award is being detailed report outlining their electric bills. limit before December 24. On December 26, every tele predicts a white Christmas presented to the Cincinnati Bi allegations. . Twenty-seven percent of all (whether or not it is). centennial Commission and all "After a great deal of re vision, radio, print or other school-age children will an medium will lead off with the • The ''My poor people are of its proud sponsors whose 12- search on our part:' Yet-to nounce to their class that Santa better than your poor people" month subscription to the year's Come stated, "We have com chaos created at retail stores is a fraudulent myth. to a higher than normal Award - presented to the greatest avertising gimmick ex- piled a comprehensive summary due Many unfortunate people will amount of returns or exchanges. church, foundation,.~~ or ~--~ ~onth. · of what Christmas is, was and receive· a card with some comy Weathermen will sight Santa what it will continue to be un family portrait on the inside. on Acu-whatever radar zipping less someone takes steps to This is meant to say: '1'm rich, Do you llHd a good part-time Job on oampm?. into the Cincinnati area around F. • change it:' I'm somebody and I look really 11:20 p.m. on Christmas eve. stupid." . Jerry Springer will do 12 Ties, socks and Old Spice af Copying Services Assistant ·· commentaries regarding Christ tershave will be the leading mas, at least 11 of which will gifts for Dad or the man that be about it's true meaning. gets forgotten. Any number of idiots will for Xavier University TELEVISION AND propose and become engaged on Christmas Eve or Christmas Position Available - Effective Immediately! In one of only a handful of RADIO Day. public appearances since the Everyone's favorite, the No One-twelfth of the entire Scrooge incident, Yet-to-Come relco commercial is back ... the population will suffer from the You vvould vvork out of the Graphics and Publications explained, "Tradition is great, same one premiered 29 years Christmas/Birthday Ripoff Department and be responsible for: but people have gone too far. ago (except it's been colorized). Here's another classic lie ... We'll Stockings are tradition. Nativity Some stupid dog will get just get you a bigger present scenes are tradition. This ·stuff sued for dressing up like that • 20 copy machines throughout campus and make it count for both. is just an example of the pre party animal Santa. • Maintaining supplies at each machine On any given weekend a programmed status quo the Every sit-com will have a child could sit on the lap of 40- • Ordering supplies for inventory Christmas season has become. Christmas special (at least one 50 fake Santas. • Selling copy keys to University Departments It's so predictable that even Jean will do a take-off of that · Every child still within believ • Maintaining all financial records Dixon could unveil a list of Scrooge thing). ing age will ask mom or dad, Christmas season predictions in "Grandma Got Ran Over By • Providing good customer service "How can Santa be at the car the National Intruder and get a Reindeer" zoom to the will dealer, video store, restaurant, 99 percent of them right:' top of Casey's top 10. mall and in front of every Yet-to-Come added, "Because Reunion is the catch-phrase other business ringing a beJI at Quallflcatlons: of this predictability Mr. Past for any TV series that has been the same time?" and myself have organized our the air for more than five off Almost every parent will tell report in the form of predic • Good communication and math skills years. Watch for the mega-spe one of the top 10 lies of all tions. It is our sincere hope that • Able to vvork with little supervision and supervise cial, 'The Bradys, Partridges, time .. , They are just helpers. people will track our accuracy. Gillian's Island, Eight is Enough other student employee(s) when needed One in five people will re Then maybe, just maybe, peo and the Waltons celebrate one ceive gift certificates from a fast • Wllllng to work flexible hours year around· · ple will realize Christmas has final Christmas;' on CBS, De food restaurant. • Capable of lifting and transporting 40 lb. boxes become a mere carbon copy of cember 22 .. One in five people will pre of paper the year before. tend to be thrilled about receiv •. Must be able to provide own transportation ing gift certificates. from a fast • Service oriented Predictions for the 19- food restaurant. whenever Christmas • Telephone, a must season THE MEDIA Off Campus Employment: News features you are bound :to see this sea~i;:m:. ' Housing : Retail sales: up; down, over, 'You.vvould need the flexibility of.3 to 4 hours perday, under. ·between the hours of 8:30 to 5:00, and will need to · Salvation Army, Toys for Tots, • Walk to campus · use your own vehicle. Full-time, summer employ homeless, miracles, latest best ment is available. ;.·.. bets for Christmas gifts, three' •Free heat turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. •Cable Every healthwatch, healthbeat BUSINESS AND Wages will be discussed during the interview. or health anything else will fea INDUSTRY . •Parking ture all of the following: A locally-based restaurant Applications ·are being accepted between 8:30 to 5:00 p.m., 1. Young children and toys with with a chubby mascot will $245.00 and up Mon-Fri. at the Graphic~ and Publications Department, Cohen small parts . . . The story of the spend. a lot of money to spon Center. Legolancl Massacre . sor "The Nutcracker:' . 2. How to make it through the Every store in the world has For more information call Ms. Karen Weissman or Mr. Tom Bar holidays without gaining a midnight madness sale. low at X-3431. weight, or how to lose it if you Mayor's Jewelers will open ·Oxford· Apts do ... How to avoid the Santa more uncollectable charge ac ... 1001 Dana Ave. Syndrome counts during the month of De NOTE: This is a good position to develop customer relations 3. A true-blue Christmas ... sea cember than all other stores Call Rolando at and business skills. · . son for suicide. combined. '221-4714 4. Real Christmas trees: tradi- Major corporations will take Wednesday, November 30, 1988 The Xavier Newswire Page 11 Hiccoughs, hickock, hicket, a.k.a. hiccups The truth behind the menace my date, let me say that he is are some of their responses: by Deborah Beavers also my husband. By now he is • stand on your head staff reporter somewhat used to my sense of • have someone scare you, un humor and, like me, he finds expectedly of course hilarity in the oddities of life. • put pressure on your eye Last Tuesday night, I was on What are some of the myths brows with your index fingers a date with my favorite fellow. about hiccups7 Where do they • squeeze your wrists We were dining at Garcia's come from7 And above all, • dissolve two teaspoons of Mexican Restaurant in Blue how can we get rid of them7 sugar on your tongue Ash. The waiter was pleasant, • bend over at the waist and the food delicious, the atmos drink a glass of water by B. Henry Heideman phere mexican and the com • breathe into a paper bag pany delightful. A typically American event. Turkey-swollen bodies gather - It's just impossible to • hold your breath to drink far too much alcohol, chain smoke, play poker with discuss the Puritan • and last, l:!ut not least, have nickels and dimes, and engage in light conversation. at.it of nowhere came a hic work ethic in today's someone, preferably a friend, CONNIE: Oh, Angelica would you flip that tape over while cup from my date, followed by gently apply pressure to your you're up7 an "excuse me." otir conversa sodety with a man who testicles. My friend com ANGELICA: Sure. tion continued for a few sec has the hiccups. mented, "I don't know about HOPE: Listening to the tape. This movie was incredible. onds when yet another hiccup you, but that always works Bono just bleeds with emotion. erupted, followed by another, for me:' (Care to guess from CONNIE: He is very emotionally riveting. then another. We tried to con what gender that one came7) I had the hiccups frequently DEREK: Yeah, a millionaire preaching to us about feeding tinue but the more he hiccuped, the starving babies. I screamed at the screen ''Why don't you the harder it became. when I was a child. I was told it meant I was growing. I know The truth of the matter is, give them some of your money:' for a fact that was a false ex hiccups result from spasmotic CONNIE: That's it, you're just jealous. You would love to be At first we just smiled at planation. I only grew to be contractions of the diaphragm that rich and famous .. each. other, but soon my smile five feet, one inch. (Maybe I caused by irritation of the CARNY: He wants to be a rock star. became a snicker that turned should be thankful I had them phrenic nerve, which separates DEREK: I'm an artist ... into a full- fledged burst of as often as I did.) the chest from the abdoman. They cut him off with laughter. laughter. It's just impossible to Only in extreme cases would DEREK: That was supposed to be sarcasm, an advanced discuss the Puritan work ethic A few nights later, I was surgery be required. Most bouts form of humor, I didn't expect you to understand. in today's society with a man with a group of friends and of hiccups last from two to 1S NORM: Pink Floyd's The Wall didn't hum, it spoke. Rattle who has the hiccups. · asked them what were some of minutes, and anything more and Hum was a long video, another commercial. They even the remedies they had heard of than one of the suggestions of had the nerve to sell U2 paraphernalia along side the pop Before you start to think too to relieve themselves of the un fered above would be unneces corn. harshly of me for laughing at welcomed phenomenon. Here sary. ANGELICA: The movie was one of the best rock films ever made. It had authenticity. It gave you the feeling of being there. They have a rare passion and explosiveness and you College Night ... Overdue for a NEED$ FOR TUITION? felt that, even if you're not a big U2 fan. every Sunday good time? Part-Time CONNIE: I agree. Most rock films are such trash. at Burgundy's! Burgundy_'s features Jobs Available HOPE: They also paid tribute to the greats. They evoke the Call 621-2459 idealism of John Lennon, the energy of Jimi Hendrix, and the If you're in college you Overdue (w/ drummer). Ask for June. soul of people like B.B. King and Billie Holiday. pay just $1 for the live Every Monday I isten to DEREK: That's it! So "Angel in Harlem" is about Billie Part-tune He p Wante sounds of The classic hits of yesterday Holiday. So What7 That song stinks, and certainly doesn't TAXI Ladies Clothes do her justice. And as far as doing covers goes, it's nice that Menu's-Cincinnati's and today-live! and Shoes in Hyde Park. they finally aknowledge that they have been influenced by number one college Admission is only Apply in person. those artists. That they're not like totally unique and differ rock band! 2753 Observatory ent, like wow man. $1.00. between 10-6; 871-1778 CONNIE: I would say they hold their own, while flirting -- - ·•. with giants such as those. DEREK: In "God Part II" Bono sings: " I don't believe in the '60s in the Golden Age of Pop I You glorify the past when the future dries up:' And now a tribute, I'll flop my goldy This could /Je locks. ANGELICA: Well, it's nice when they do those impromptu sessions and when they sing with that choir - The New Voices of Freedom. DEREK: Oh messiah, show us the light and the way. With your new voice of freedom ... Impromptu ... how about stud ied chaos. All staged and arranged for the sole purpose of being filmed and recorded. I wanted a documentary, so we could find something out about them. They put up $.5 mil· lion of their own money for this film. Then when the cam·. era is on them, they. gjgle lib teenagers. and play coy with you. Then Bono tums around and tallcs for five minutes in . the middle ol ..... Does that ...... 1 ,· . . CONNIE: .Yoa'ie mialcm. not them. They wanted to Dllb • 'l ., .·# .·. a:c:ianmrt 8lm and they clkl •. It ii not ...... to be a;·\.·.:,:. : ...... ,._ doc:umentaly. . . ·...... - DEREK: Whl6 .... paupdull of ·Anwlcat .. ANGELICA: um. to theli lyricL . . ... NORM: I do. So why clO they contradkt themlelws by wor- •· shiping. a Harley? . HOPE: Anyway, the footage was beautiful. yourplct~ DEREK: Two hours of silhouettes and spinning. NORM: And you couldn't understand the words unless you knew them aheady. CONNIE: I'll give you that. DEREK: And Bono, what an ego. ANGEUCA: Men in general: 90% ego, 10% bull Well maybe not, but you can earn a few CARNY: This guy dies and goes to heawn. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates he is asked 'Which side would you like of these with someone else's picture if to be on. The food side or the musk side7" He says, "Oh, I get a choice, I'll pick the music side:' When he gets there he you become a Newswire Advertising sees John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix and Bono. He says, 'Wow, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix ... but wait a minute, Bono isn't Executive ...... can 745-3561 dead yet:' He is told "Oh, that's just God, he thinks. he's Bono:' CALENDAR Page 12 The Xavier ·Newswire Wednesday, November 30, 1988 All announcements must be at 4 and 7 p.m. in the Univer Games Available! minority students in attaining sent to The Xavier Newswire sity Center Theatre. Miscellaneous The DownUnder Committee skills and knowledge necessary office in Brockman Hall by Fri and Student .Activities Council for careers in advertising agen day at 3 p.m. Please direct all are sponsoring an evening of cies, and to assist agencies in mail to Anita Klausing, editor, Help the Xavier St. recruiting minoriti~. for entry . For Your Information enjoyment with the games: Calendar. Also include name - Vincent DePaul Win, Lose or Draw, Backgam level professional positions. Stu and phone number. S 6Society spread a The Deadline for undergrad mon, Chess, Checkers, Darts dents must be currently enrolled little Christmas cheer by attend uates to file for degree applica and Cards. You may check out in undergraduate or graduate ing its Christmas party on De tions is December 3, 1988. any of these games, at no cost, programs, and have completed cember 6 from 2 to 4:30 p.m. Forms are available in the Re from the Food Service Counter at least th~ir junior years by. NOVEMBER If you are interested, there will gistrar's Office and should be in the DownUnder with a the time of the internship. Stu be a meeting to plan the party returned to the Registrar's Of XUID during these hours: Mon dents must be returning to The Brockman on December 5 at 7:30 p.m. in fice- Alter Hall, Rooni 129. day-Thursday from 7 p.m. to school in .the fall, following the the Hearth Room. For more in Late fee is $60. internship. Application deadline - ~all Co~cil 12:30 a.m., Friday from 2 p.m. 1s sponsonng formation, please contact Mimi to 12:30 a.m. and Saturday and is January 31, 1989. 30 l Chamberlin at 745-3046. Storywriter needed For more information; please a Ping Pong, Pool and Dart Sunday. from 7 p.m. to 12:30 Tournament. The cost is $3 for The Accounting Society a.m. Games can not be taken write Minority Advertising In each three-man team. The "A Christmas Story" wili. needs a journalist interested in out of the DownUnder and tern Program, American Associ teams will compete for individ be shown at 2:30 and 7:30 doing a Christmas story about must be returned a half-hour ation of Advertising Agencies, ual and overall winners. For 6p.~. in the University the Toys for Tots organization before the rood Service Counter 666 Third Ave., New York, NY more information, please con Center Theatre. The cost is $1 and the Benefit Bash. If you closes for the night. 10017. Contact Michele Tomeo. tact Arik Griffin at 745-3683. with XUID, $2 without. are interested, please contact Debbie Horton at 528-1564 or at 579-5653. Black Student The Cincinnati Psychologi leadership C~nference cal Association is sponsor Entrepreneurial Seminar DECEMBER The Black Student Associa Correction 6ing an information and so in Marketing tion is sponsoring the Third cial gathering for both graduate The Xavier Entrepreneurial The Student Activities and undergraduate students at Annual· Black Student Leader Center and Cincinnati Bell Inc. ship Conference .. There will be · Council (SAC) is sponsor 7:30 p.m. in the Terrace Room. is sponsoring a course that will The Xavier Newswire regrets ing a Christmas Shopping All are welcome to attend. For a variety of panel discussions 1 focus on developing the entre on the following days: Novem an inaccuracy which appeared Spree at Kenwood Towne Cen more information, please con preneur's marketing plan. The in its November 9 issue. The ter. Buses will leave Xavier Uni tact Julieann Hess at 745-3284. ber 30 and December 1-4. All following topics will be covered: panel discussions will be from · article entitled "Newly elected versity at 5:30 p.m. and will understanding marketing con trustees reflect change at Xav leave Kenwood to return at 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. in the Uni- · cepts, . basic marketing research, versity Terrace Room. Admis ier" incorrectly identified Rev. 9:30 p.m. There is no cost. Peace and Justice, in com new products and service devel David J. Haschka, S.J., as vice memoration of Interna sion fee is $20 for membership opment, ·and developing the registration fee. president for religious affairs Peace and Justice is having 7tional Human Rights Day, strategic marketing plan. The here on campus. It should have a Recycling meeting at 10 is sponsoring the lecture, "Hu seminars are on December 3, read, Haschka is director of 1a.m. The meeting is at man Rights in the Phillippines" 10, and 17 from 6:30 to 9 p.m. campus ministry at Marquette Dorothy Day House. All are with guest speaker Aida Jordan in the CBA Building. For more Summer Intern Program University. welcome to attend. from the Columbus chapter of information, please contact The Minority Advertising In Amnesty International. The lec Cynthia at 745-3428. tern Program wants assist The Feast of St. Francis ture is at 7 p.m. in the Terrace · Jo Xavier will be celebrated Room. All are welcome to at 2on campus. Masses at Bel tend. larmine will be at noon-12:30 RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS p.m., and 5-5:30 p.m. A spe The Xavier Players will cial dinner wiJl be in the cafete have their meeting at 3 ria and special treats from Uni 8p.m. in the Regis Room. versity Ministry will be Join the Xavier Players and sign available. All are encouraged to up for crew work for "Baby;' celebrate the feast of our patron the spring musical. saint. The Xavier SAC will provide buses to - Players and Kings Island's Winterfest. 9 11 Xavier Singers 2Buses will leave at 5:30 announce auditions for "Baby:' p.m. and return around 11 Auditions will be at Cohen p.m. The cost is $5.95. Center, ground floor from 7-10 p.m. on Dec. 9, 1-4 p.m. on SAC is sponsoring a spe Dec. 10, and 1 p.m. callbacks cial Christmas showing of on Dec. 11. Please have one 3 'Miracle on 34th Street" at ballad and one up-beat song 5:30 p.m. in Kelley Audito prepared. For more information, rium. The show is free and all please call 745-3578. are welcome. The Accounting Soci SAC is sponsoring a ety in coordination Christmas Dance with ]JOwith the US Marine 3 "The 4 Hubcaps:' The Corps, is sponsoring the Toys dance is in the Main Dining for Tots Benefit Bash from 9 Hall from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. p.m. to 1 a.m. in the Down The cost is $4 per person, $7 Under. Admission is one new OPPORTUNITY DOCKS ON THESE per couple. unwrapped toy for a child 0-12 DOOBSnRSl years old. For more informa Why? Because Army ROTC helps you develop The Spanish Club is hav tion, please ·call Debbie Horton management and leadership skills. Builds your self confidence. And makes you a desirable candidate ing a Christmas Party at 8 at 528-1564. in the job market. 3p.m. at the Becker House. Theres no obligation until your junior year, but Food, music, dancing and good The Center stick with it and you'll have what it takes to succeed conversation are only part of - for Man- -WhileYoU'.. mionceYoUgmd-. the fun. All are welcome to at 13 .lS agement tend. For more information, and Professional· Development is please contact Dr. Irene Hodg sponsoring a seminar entitled, son at 745-3464. ''Development of the First Line Supervisor:• The 3-day seminar UMllOTC. The Xavier University De is &om 8:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. TIE lllllTllT CGU.111 partment of Music is pre The seminar will be in the ma11ou CU Tiii. 4senting a Christmas Con CBA Building. For more infor Join the more tban 1600 men and women c:ommtutoMCS at Xavier. Xcmer'a Anny aarc la now cert with combined University mation, please contact Pam Be =:,S::,,~a:.~leadml tor tbe U.S. Anny. For·lllOl9 ~·call Ensembles. The concerts will be chtol at 16-3394. ·