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Friday, March 15, 1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 82, Issue 102
The News' Teacher: testing Game of plate Briefs abilities can vary NHL Scores Dirli Wimock or essay. The BC News "There is an inherent test bias NBA Scores in any kind of test," Chiarelott Testing the knowledge attained said. "What we're moving to now by students can vary according is authentic assessment." Washington 100 to methods used to gauge it, ac- New Jersey 92 cording to a few University edu- Authentic assessment, accord- cators. ing to Chlarelott, is the imme- i Ann Marie Ryan, the director diate assessment of knowledge, Cleveland 98 of Institute for Psychological rather than gathering all infor- Boston 73 Research and Application, said mation into one delayed exam. the strength in testing methods He explained this type of as- relies on the individual and what sessment is not as contrived as Houston 114 is being tested. many are because it allows stu- Atlanta 106 'In terms of better, it depends dents to Implement learning on how you define better," Ryan rather than just memorizt ion. said. "As far as learning and re- Chiarelott explained that San Antonio 120 taining it requires a different different types of tests should be Miami 100 type of learning." used for learning. He said lower Ryan conducted an experiment level tests are those that require noting the perceptions of fair- the rote memorization of materi- Boston 4 ness and how it is related reliable al. For higher level tests, he said, Pittsburgh 2 results. She found objectivity is essays are more effective be- not always free of error, and that cause it depends upon the per- some methods of testing can be formance of the student. Chicago 5 more realistic than others. "There are some people who Vancouver 1 "Fairness isn't something that are test-wise," Chlarelott said. Is oially objective," Ryan said. "Instead, they should perform "You need to make sure every- while learning." Students will have body is treated the same way." chance to experi- Ryan said she believes the best Ryan said she agrees some testing method is the one in methods are more reliable than ence Paris which will help predict what the others and said those methods University students will test taker will find outside of have a chance to spend an should be offered to the students, evening in Paris this even- school. so they can have time to adeque- ing at the French House. "What's best is what you will tly prepare for the test. Jen Meeker, sophomore be doing In the real world," Ryan "You want a method that is re- communication disorders said. "You should do the same on liable and. free from error," Ryan major, said the French the test." said. "They can be more realistic, House will be decorated to- Leigh Chlarelott, professor and which is a good way to assess night to resemble a Parisian chairman for Education Curricu- ability." cafe. lum and Instruction, said much Chiarelott said teachers should She said the fundraiser of the success in testing methods prepare students for the specific will feature French music comes from what is being and will start at 7 and last test they will be taking because until 10 p.m. The event is measured through the test. students can learn more from open to the public, but res- "A lot depends on the objective different study methods. ervations are required. To being measured," Chlarelott "My perception is that stu- make a reservation call the said. "Some tests are good for dents shouldn't be surprised," JarYwasTfccBCNm French House, 372-2671. some things, some are not." Chiarelott said. "They should Crystal Alexander, sophomore special education major, attempts to catch a plate thrown by a He said there is some sort of have the opportunity to review in friend outside of Moseley Hall Wednesday afternoon. The group was taking advantage of tempera- Two jurors dis- bias in any test given to students, an efficient way what they need tures that reached Into the 60s. missed in Menendez whether it be standardized tests to review." trial LOS ANGELES-The forewoman and another juror in the retrial of Erik Dance Marathon promotes positive change and Lyle Menendez were dismissed Thursday for Genill Rivalled Allyson Harris, director of people affecting positive community," she said. "Students raised will stay in Northwest medical reasons, forcing The BC News Dance Marathon, said the event change," she said. are taking responsibility for Ohio and will be used for deliberations to begin from will be a way to get the campus Charlotte Wade, Dance Mar- their community and getting out research, treatment and educa- scratch in the murder trial. The BGSU Children's Miracle and community Involved in a athon Public Relations chair- Two of four alternate Jur- there to do something that bene- tion at Children's Services at ors Joined the Jury and the Network Dance Marathon is great cause. woman, said the event is a way to fits everyone." MOD. panel was told to selects taking place this weekend in the "Students need to understand give back to the community. The money raised from the Harris said they would like to new foreperson and start Student Recreation Center from that they are part of a larger "This Is a concrete example of event will benefit terminally ill raise about $30,000, which is the deliberations again. 10 am. Saturday to 6 p.m. Sun- community and the community what President Ribeau has been children at the Medical College Superior Court Judge day. understands the need to support talking about with building of Ohio Hospital. All of the funds Sec DANCE, page three. Stanley Weisberg told jur- ors that they must "set aside and disregard all past , deliberations and begin de- liberating anew." The orig- Missing Muppets returned Clark announces inal panel had deliberated seven days. The Associated Press The jurors' medical prob- lems weren't disclosed, al- WEIMAR. Germany - Ernie new College dean though one was pregnant. and Bert, the purloined puppets, They were ordered not to Jay Young ing as interim dean, said he have returned safe and sound to was very pleased with being discuss the trial or delibera- their fellow Muppets six weeks The BC News selected. tions. after they were snatched from an The brothers confessed to James Sullivan is the new "I felt very honored to be se- killing their parents, Jose exhibit in eastern Germany. University's College of Busi- lected," Sullivan said. "I look and Kitty Menendez, on Police in Weimar returned the ness Administration dean, the at it as a privilege to work pair Thursday to the agency that Aug. 20,1989. vice president for Academic with a lot of outstanding peo- organized the German tour of 36 Affairs announced this week. ple to make the college of original Muppet puppets. Jana Vice President Eloise Clark Blaschke of the Nordstar agency Business Administration even complimented Sullivan's in Rostock said their authenticity better." Quote of has been confirmed and neither leadership skills in a state- Sullivan joined the Univer- was damaged. ment released after the de- sity in 1971. He earned his the day Thieves knocked through a cision. doctorate in statistics and master's degree In mathemat- wall and stole the duo from an "Jim Sullivan is one of our The AMOclated PTCH most highly-respected campus ics, both from Ohio State Uni- "Fairness isn't exhibit Jan. 29 at the Erfurt Gar- den Show. They also smashed a leaders," Clark said. "He versity. He graduated cum something Eert and Ernie have been safely returned to the Nordstar agency In comes to his new responsibili- laude with a bachelor's degree glass case, trying unsuccessfully Germany after being missing for six weeks. in mathematics from Miami that is totally to rip Miss Piggy from her dis- ty with a record of success In all prior experiences. His In- University. play. received an anonymous tele- at about $125,000. They will re- objective." join the other Muppets in Bre- tegrity, depth of knowledge, Sullivan said he will work on The actor who dubs Ernie's phone offer Tuesday to return setting goals for the college in —Ann Marie Ryan, the puppets. A middleman men, where the exhibit is now on thoughful approach and con- German voice, Gerd Duwner, his new position. director of Institute for made a radio appeal a day after brought them to the station display, said Blaschke. cern for students, staff and faculty will serve the college Psychological Research the theft for the puppets' safe re- Wednesday, the station said. "I think the thing we have to well as it strives for excel- of Application, about turn. »' realize is that there are a lot of The Ernie and Bert puppets, The identity and motive of the lence in the years ahead." testing The private radio station An-" handmade by the Muppets' late thief or thieves remain unknown, Sullivan, who had been serv- tenna Thuerlngen said It creator Jim Henson, were valued she said. See DEAN, page three.
t Opinion page two Friday, March 15,1996 E.A.R. to the Psychic says no job in sight
Editors Note: Joe Peiffer is cur- She asked about my past em- table. "You know he v is just say- Ground... rently in the process oflooking for ployment, my references and ing goodbye, dont you?" a real job. After he received his regular interview stuff. "Yes, I know," I said. This appears to be the year of political insurgents rejection letter from The Lucky Never once did she bring up "Good. Do you have any sort of challenging the status quo. In the presidential elec- Times and CherrI Magazine he Mallory Keaton. a tool you use to get in touch with tion Pat Buchanan challenged the heart and soul of the decided to relive his glory days of I thought everything was going the psychic world?" She contin- Republican party. Although he will almost certainly not job hunting - at The Psychic Hot- pretty well until she sprung it on ued. get the nomination it can be assumed fhat his candidacy line me. I was prepared to tell the ori- "Give me some hot numbers, I "So what do you feel your gift gins of my talent. I was ready will have long term repercussions on both the Republi- need some hot numbers." is... psychically?" with a story about my grandpar- can party and the nation. "Am I ever going to get mar- "Well," I replied. "A lot of ents, who, at the time of the ried?" times I can see things before Interview were both living com- *** "Hello, yes, um, can I talk to You may have noticed that the Muppets have returned they happen." fortably in Toledo. I was even Dionne?" Good start, I told myself. prepared for Mallory. This tool to prime time television. We at E.A.R. want you all to It was the summer of my dis- "Like the other day, I was at question completely blindsidid know that it's ok to watch the Muppets. Sure they're content Having been released school, and I was walking up the me. puppets, but they're cool puppets. from Olentangy High, I now out an application and then you'll stairs," I continued. "Inside my Frantically, I searched iry And really, when you watch it you realize that the looked forward to another sum- be interviewed by one of our in- head, I just sensed all this chaos body for a tool. In desperation. I show is much more intelligent than most shows on the mer of slingin' chicken at Buffalo house psychics," the psychic and mayhem." reached for my leather, alterna- air right now. So don't be embarrassed about watching Wings and Rings, living at home, secretary said. "Fantastic," I re- "Really?" tive-kid necklace. the Muppets. and reruns of America's Funniest plied, wondering what interview- "Both chaos and mayhem, "Well, I do have this black Home Videos (That Bob Saget, he ing for a psychic Job might pos- ma'am," I said, growing more onyx," I tried. "It helps to calm *** gets me everytime.) sibly entail. confident. "Anyway, then It just me down and get me in touch Keep saying this to yourself "It's only spring training, My future was so bright I had "Hi, my name's Joe Pel-," I'd hit me, I could feel that this kid's with the spiritual world. " start "Fur," the psychic would it's only spring training." to wear... bifocals. foot was going to miss the stair. 'Yea, the onyx is a very power- Ok, the Indians have not exactly set the world on fire Until it happened. I was scan- answer. "Your favorite beat le is "Then right as he fell," I fin- ful stone," she said, getting ex- ning the classifieds trying to fig- Ringo. Favorite drink is gin. And ished with a flair. "I caught him." cited. "It helps to balance the so far this spring training. But don't worry that much the last time you went a full week about it. Spring training is the time when you work the ure a way out of the wingery "Wow, that is a gift," she said, spirits in the room." when I saw The Job. without, um, self gratification Her psychic G-spot was kinks out of your game and get ready for the regular was sometime in late '86." obviously not reading my mind. There, under the loose classifi- "I like to think so." stroked. "I am aware of the season. Maybe Julio Franco has more errors than hits, cation of "Metaphysics" I found "Um, yeah, right after 'Family powers of the onyx." maybe Manny Ramirez came to camp looking like Fat the occupation that changed my Ties' went on the air ... Mmmm. I was getting cocky. "Great," she said. "Joe, I just Albert and maybe Albert Belle's contract situation has life - Telephone Psychic Coun- mmram Mallory," I'd reply. "When did you first realize you have one question left for you: Do everyone terrified. But it will be alright by April. Trust selor. "If you have the gift, and a "Out, infidel," the psychic had this gift?" she asked. you feel you're psychically ready us. strong will to help others - we're would mentally hollar. Anyway, I "When I was in 7th grade, I had to work on the phones?" now hiring for the position of set up the appointment for a a paper route. I was pedaling "Yes." *** psychic counselor. Starting rate Thursday afternoon and headed around on my Schwinn one morn- "Great, so do I," she said. "So The hockey team will play Lake Superior in the CCHA $6.50 an hour. Call for an inter- down toward a fairly shady area ing when I Just froze up - I do I." semi-final this weekend. E.A.R Central would like to see view," the ad read. of Columbus for the interview. At couldnl go anywhere. And a chill Joe Peiffer is the Friday col', the Falcons rip the Lakers to shreds at The Joe in De- "Hey, one out of two ain't so first, everything appeared fairly passed through my body," I re- umnlstfor The BG News. If noth- troit bad," I thought, figuring I could normal. The secretary was plied lowering my voice for ef- ing better turns up. you can catch Good luck! probably lend a hand to all sorts professionally dressed, the ap- fect. "When I returned home, I him on The Psychic Friends Net- of folks with an extra $1.50 an plication was standard and my learned that my grandfather had work this summer, just ask for *** hour this summer. psychic interviewer looked a died." Joseppi the Magnificent. He can Green eggs and ham in the morning, green beer at So I dialed up the number. little something like somebody's "That's terrible," she said, be reached at jpei- night can only mean one thing. It's St. Patrick's Day. "You'll come into the office, nil sweet aunt. grasping my hand across the ffe<&bgnet.bgsu.edu. Hopefully, it won't lead to green vomit on the carpet.
PKUMEL'VIA Ml" NEWS PWadaJphu USA The BG News PQH&-FPEE AMERICA "A Commitment to Excellence"
Dawn Keller Jay Young Managing editor News editor Jim Barker Amy Johnson Associate editor City editor
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Penny Brown Stefoni Bavin Copy editor Copy editor Juli Palmer Olivia Inkrott Copy editor Copy editor Tania Runyan Amy Black Copy editor Copy editor Darren Liderbach Penny Brown Copy editor Editorial writer duce the amount of violence on TV violence TV, "government action will be imperative." issue not over Letters to the Editor And Sen. Paul Simon (Dill), a longtime champion of regulating Leah Barnum Michelle Bracken Two recent developments television content, has said: "The Colleen Casey Alianna Dias make it seem as if the television- V-Chlp can help, when parents Ed Dowling Brian Gallatin violence issue is over. First, new are able or willing to use it. But Chad Gamby Matt Gannon telecommunications legislation geles Times. "We dont want the empower viewers to make their labeling violence is no substitute Teresa Krieg Cathy Raidl calls for most new televisions to politicians basically saying what own choices - the choices them- for reducing the amount of vio- Kevin Rathge come equipped with a "V-Chlp"- should and shouldn't be on televi- selves must be different. lent programs on television." Ed Reed an electronic device that viewers sion, what should and shouldn't Indeed, the man who coined the Such sentiments make it clear Jessica Wherry Carla Zvosec can use in conjunction with a yet- be In the movies. But the people term "V-Chip" and the original that, far from simply giving par- to-be defined rating system to who were elected to represent all sponsor of the legislation, Rep. ents and other viewers more in- Copyright^; 1996 by The W. News. Reprinting of block out unwanted programs. the people, I think, can properly Edward Markey (D-Mass.) has formation about TV fare, legisla- any material in this publication whitout the permission of Second, after a high-profile say when things are out of bal- been quite clear on the topic. tors axe much more interested in The BG News is strictly prohibited. White House meeting, broadcast ance and they ought to be put While arguing that "voluntary" dictating the range of shows The BG News is an independent student voice executives have announced plans back in balance." ratings and V-Chips do not con- broadcast in the first place; in ef- founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic for an industry-wide ratings Even as the President exhorts stitute censorship, he told the fect, they want to decide what we year and Wednesday's in the summer. system similar to the one used by free speech - he doesn't want press, 'You know what ... this can or cannot watch. Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the student body, faculty or University administration. the Motion Picture Association of "politicians" saying what does have the potential to change There is a long history of Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not America. "should and shouldn't" be on TV the economics of producing pro- government oversight of pro- necessarily those of The HI 1 News. But the real controversy over and in movies - he asserts that, gramming." Markey believes gramming and TV is a highly Letters intended for publication must be 200-300 TV violence may only Just be in fact, politicians have the man- that shows receiving violent rat- centralized (and hence, easily words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone starting. That's because even date to limit certain types of ings will be pressured by both controlled) medium. "Voluntary" number and University affiliation, if any. The BG News though the watchdogs claim they shows and films. And while the the viewing public and adver- ratings, with or without accom- reserves the right to edit any and all letters. merely want to provide parents President lauded the "voluntary" tisers to change. (Apparently, panying V-Chips, seem likely to The I :i i News encourages its readers to notify the with more information about TV ratings system, there's nothing Markey believes that viewers turn the trick of limiting con- paper of any errors in stones or photograph descriptions. shows and the ability to block voluntary about It. It's part of cannot recognize violent shows sumer choice through a chilling Inappropriate ones from chil- V-Chip legislation. in the absence of "official" rat- effect. 210 West Hall dren, they really want to purge Such confusing rhetoric is typ- ings) Perhaps because they rarely Bowling Green State University the tube of anything they con- ical of V-Chip supporters and it Is Other ratings proponents have announce themselves as such, we seem baffled when we encounter Bowling Green , OH 43403-0726 sider too violent or explicit hard to avoid the conclusion that been even more blunt as to their the V-Chip legislation represents censors in our midst. But that bgnews @ bgnet.bgsu.edu Consider the way that Presi- agenda. In 1993, Attorney Gen- dent Clinton, a longtime advocate the thin edge of a wedge de- eral Janet Reno told a Senate hardly makes them less censor- of the V-Chlp, discussed the issue signed to substantially alter what panel that if the entertainment ious - or dangerous. in an interview with the Los An- gets broadcast. It is not enough to Industry didnt voluntarily re- Nick Gillespie f, ■: City Friday, March 15.1996 page three.
Working it out
■A tan and orange pickup ■A local hotel received a call truck was seen leaving the area concerning "intoxicated females after a West Gypsy Lane dryer locked In bathroom threatening a had been unlawfully entered. guest." The complaintant stated Missing are a Harley Davidson that "the females are freaking T-shirt and a white turtleneck. out and have threatened to 'cut. ■Two youngsters started a ve- off his bails.'" hicle In a supermarket parking lot using a screwdriver. The sub- ■Officers were dispatched to jects exited the lot and were un- the mall cinemas Saturday even- able to be located by police. ing in reference to subjects fight- ■A juvenile was apprehended ing. The Juveniles involved In « at a local store for shoplifting. "mutually combatative alterca- The items lifted were as follows: tion." Subjects were advised not pencils, erasers, a greeting card to return for the rest of the. and a folder. weekend. DANCE Continued from page one. performing during the event In- cluding Blitzen, State of Green, most any first-year Dance Mar- Xing, The One Eyed Show, Axiom athon has ever raised at other and Elyslan Field. schools. I .ending up to the event Wade said they hope the Dance this weekend, participants have Marathon is successful and they, also been raising money for the will have it annually in the fu- event through canning on the ture. ., T«n UtlmuTte AIM weekends. United Auto Workers local 696 President Joe Hasenjager talks Dayton, as be enters the building to talk to negotiators. Harris said they have had a "We want the Dance Marathon' with striking workers outside the General Motors Corp., plant in "phenomenal" response to the to be a tradition here at the Uni-. event with more than 400 com- verslty," she said. "We have seen mittee members. She said the the Impact it can have at other Dance Marathon is an entirely Universities and would like to do student-run event with students that here." Police oppose weapon concealment serving on various committees Harris also said the Dance. dealing with the different as- Marathons at other schools are. Natalie Miller "The officer could be dead be- cently killed in Texas after an Davies of the Ohio State High- pects of the event including pub- very successful, including the' The BCNews fore he or she knows whether a argument over a traffic accident, way patrol, the amount of train- licity and finance annual one at Perm State that motorist is good or bad," Police where a concealed gun was used. ing necessary to properly pre- During the event, miracle fa- raised more than a million dol- Ohio's proposed concealed Chief Galen Ash said. Arming citizens may make them pare citizens to carry weapons milies and children will also be lars last year. weapon law is opposed by area "The possibility of anyone car- more careless in their homes. Be- would have to be consistent and present to share their stories and "I have no doubt that the Bowl- police officers because it en- rying a weapon will be on a ing able to conceal their weapon intensive. motivate the dancers. There are ing Green Dance Marathon can' dangers the lives of citizens and policeman's mind a lot more," will increased the probability of Police officers object to this about 100 dancers who will be get that big in the future," Harris: increases danger for the police. University patrolman Tim James accidents, according to Lieuten- bill because of threats to their dancing or active during the en- said. Although it has become a de- said. ant Bill Fox. own safety and that of the public. tire event bate about the Fifth Amendment, Injuries and fatalities may in- Even a proposed training "The dancers will be up and The Dance Marathon is open to the major issue is concealment, crease because of the opportuni- course requirement may not be "I don't think anyone needs to moving for the entire 32 hours," anyone Interested, and the public according to local police offi- ty and availabilty of a gun in a effective enough. According to carry a firearm except police Harris said. is encouraged to attend, especial- cials. heated situation. A man was re- an article by Colonel Warren H. officers," James said. Different bands will also be ly during the final hours. DEAN ttnnsts Greenwood Centre North South Continued from page one. i8om,~i\~r;REEfYi:KY 1602 E. Woosler St. 1091 N. Moin St. 996 S. Moin St. CONVENIENCE MART 352-3443 352-2430 352-0534 changes being faced by higher education in general," Sullivan FRIDAY SPECIAL said. "I think we need to discuss BEER & WINE AT STATE MINIMUM! those changes and decide what Is $5.95 SEAFOOD SPLASH! better for us." Subway Marlboro Winston inside Mistic Sullivan said he did not teach A variety of seafood GPC while serving as interim dean, and our "own" dam chowder. Camel North but he would like to at some point location & Montclair in the future. Inch c!ams,*£caIlops/ shrimp, and Pollock: Also complete salad bar arid baked potato. Greenwood NOW "That is one thing that I miss," $1.30 01.26 Centre Sullivan said. "There are a lot of Open 11:30-1:30 4 MILL. things competing for time, but It All Purchases is something that I really miss Best Values On Campus CHARGE IT! and would enjoy doing." Including Gas
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Have a Great Spring Break!!! ■—— State page four Friday, March 15,1996 Common law meets resentment Pucker up Ohio legislator discusses changes necessary for movement
Paul Souhradi to ignore duly enacted laws or to years in prison and a $5,000 fine. If they did, they could cloud a The Associated Press use fake legal claims to intimi- The bill also would grant im- person's credit record or hold up date and harass others - espe- munity to recorders who refuse real estate transactions, he said. I COLUMBUS - State law should cially when the victim is an to take the documents and permit "What we cannot do is to stand prohibit bogus liens and other elected official doing his or her public officials to file a lawsuit by and allow this, or any other tactics the common law move- public duty. To allow such con- against anyone guilty of Intimi- organization or group of people, ment uses against elected offi- duct Is a recipe for anarchy and dation. to attempt to chip away at our cials, a legislator said Thursday. injustice," he said. Schuck was Joined at the news system of Justice through threats ; Followers of the movement use Schuck's bill would extend conference by Chief Justice and Intimidation," Moyer added. the means to strike back at what Ohio's law against intimidation of Thomas Moyer, who said com- But what Moyer describes as they see as an unconstitutional public officials to include those mon law courts have spread to 60 threats and intimidation, com- judicial system. who file bogus liens or other of the state's 88 counties. mon law activist Bill Ellwood de- "Dissent is a time-honoreU part documents with county record- Moyer said none of the bogus fends as legitimate remedies. df our political system," Rep. Bill ers if it is done in bad faith or in a liens have made It past a county Schuck, R-Columbus, said at a reckless manner. recorder in Ohio as they have in "How do you get remedy news conference. The crime is a third-degree some of the other 36 states where against a Judge who breaks a "No one, however, has a right felony punishable by up to five common law courts are active. law?" asked Ellwood. Campuses struggle with law
College Press Services on funding of religious activities. giving state monies to support re- port religious or other ideological That decision was based upon a ligious causes. It also ignited a activities, especially if a student For $7, roughly the price of a June ruling by the U.S. Supreme debate on college campuses is compelled to support a group fnovie ticket, the University of Vir- Court that threw our the about how students' First Amend- with which they disagree. ginia plans to preserve student's university's policy of denying stu- ment rights are best served and And clearly, even for the justices, First Amendment rights. dent-activity fees for religious raised new questions about how the matter is a tough call. In the Recently the university's Board of publications. mandatory student fees should be Rosenberger v. U.Va. case, the Visitors voted to allow students This ruling shocked many cam- allotted. ruling carried with a narrow 5-4 who disagree with the views of pus officials nationwide, since Supporters of the ruling say in an margin. The Supreme Court ruled campus political or religious orga- most policies excluding religious environment where student fees in favor of Rosenberger, former nizations to request a refund for groups were based upon the First fund clubs that support everything editor of the Christian student a portion of their student activities Amendment's "establishment from animal rights to gay and les- publication, "Wide Awake." They fees. clause" regarding the separation bian causes, it is unfair to deny found the university violated the While the money may not add up of church and state. State univer- money to a group solely because First Amendment right to freedom Sieve RMcibciVDir AlMcUte4 Prrii to a lot of cash for students, the sity officials had long believed that they are a religious organization. of speech when it excluded the Paul Parker, 22, packers up for a kiss from his girlfriend Melissa Komlof, 18, while spending the afternoon In the park. University hopes it will offset its using student activity fees for But others argue that it is wrong publication based solely on its decision in August to end its ban such groups would essentially be to use student activity fees to sup- religious affiliation. AXii AXII AXii AXii AXII AMI AXii AMI AM) AM) AXII AXii AXii AXii AXil AXII AXii AXii \X11 \Xil AXii AMI
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Commission suggests Fixing it up spending $34.5 million for passenger trains
Johin Chilfant crossing Improvements on a line The Associated Press from Cleveland to Columbus and Cincinnati. That line and the COLUMBUS - The Ohio Rail Pennsylvanlan would restore Development Commission said passenger service to about 80 Thursday the state should spend percent of Ohioans. $34.5 million for passenger trains ■ $3 million to help preserve a on two cross-state lines and a 75-mile freight line from lima to commuter route from Cuyahoga Springfield. Falls to Cleveland. In each case, the money repre- Commissioners said the pro- sented only part of total project posal to fund three routes did not costs, and did not Include any contradict a resolution they pre- government subsidies necessary viously approved to make an for operation. expanded version of the com- Commissioner Timothy Davis, muter project the state's prior- an advocate of the northeast ity. commuter project, said there The commuter route had been was no contradiction in the bud- advanced over the cross-state get request. proposals after Paul Mlfsud, "It still lists the CAC as the top ■*""■"■ Gov. George Volnovich's chief of passenger priority, and it lists Dan Klinemt AiMdatrrf Pren staff, voiced administration sup- the other two passenger lines A silo behind the Lancaster Farm Store In Lancaster, Ohio Is tak- the site where three buildings were destroyed by fire. port for it. that we all believe are necessary en down at night. The cleanups expected to take several days at Commissioners on Thursday for the state, and it had a freight unanimously agreed to ask Voin- priority," Davis said. ovich to include in his upcoming "Politics is always the art of state construction budget: the possible. It may be possible to ■ $14.2 million for a scaled- get something going. What is go- Escapee search extends into cyberspace down version of the Canton- ing to come out of this I don't Akron-Cleveland commuter know," he said. The Associated Press police. spokesman, Sgt. John Born, said. realized we could have an unli- route that would cover a demon- The Cuyahoga Falls to Cleve- The patrol said Ashland police Castle is described as S-fcot-8, mited number by scanning it onto stration project from Cuyahoga land project would require $4.3 ATHENS, Ohio - The search had staked out a motel where weighing 300 pounds, with gray the Internet'' Falls to Cleveland. The money million from a federal grant for an escapee from a mental Castle was registered and were hair and a trimmed beard. Born said the patrol is one of would pay for track improve- mainly to cover a two-year lease hospital has stretched into waiting for a warrant from a Patrol Superintendent Warren only a handful of highway patrols ment, safety equipment and of engines and cars. cyberspace. local judge when the fugitive H. Davies on Wednesday ap- nationally to have a web site. maintenance. Capital costs of the "Although this level of funding The State Highway Patrol has slipped away. proved putting Castle's photo and full CAC route had been esti- would be sufficient to begin a posted a picture and information Castle has relatives and information about the escape on The patrol may be the only mated at $61 million. commuter demonstration about the fugitive, Donald Castle, friends in nearby South Point, the patrol's Internet web site, Ohio law enforcement agency ■ $4.4 million for capital im- project, certain cost elements, 46, on its Interstate web site. Ohio, the patrol said. which is 6 months old. and one of a few nationally to be provements needed to extend especially those relating to using Meanwhile, Castle, who fled The patrol said Castle has a 'Tt is the first time that we using the Internet to search for Amtrak's Pennsylvanlan train the 'line between Hudson and from the Southeast Ohio Psychi- history of violent crimes and is have used our Internet site as a fugitives, he said. along a corridor from Pittsburgh Cleveland, must be determined atric Hospital last weekend, re- considered dangerous and may law enforcement tool," he said. to Youngstown, Cleveland and through negotiations with Con- portedly was sighted Wednesday be armed. "We made the decision when Castle was recommitted to the Toledo. In Ashland, Ky , across the Ohio "We believe he is dangerous to the investigator asked for 150 Athens hospital last month after ■ $15.8 million for track and See RAILROAD, page «rx. River from Iron ton. but eluded himself and to others," patrol copies of a photo (of Castle). We a court hearing In Ross County.
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Continued from page five. Carvey's show loses sponsorship "It still lists the CAC rail," a commission staff report as the top passenger said. Taco Bell, Pizza Hut pull, saying comic's program is "not for us" Businesses and individuals priority. from Cincinnati, Galion, Dayton Timothy Davis The Associated Press "We think Dana Carvey is who sang of him as "our whore." content of the first episode, we're and other areas urged commis- commissioner without a doubt one of the coun- Flanked by a giant, dancing taco no longer comfortable as a title sion support for the cross-state NEW YORK - Taco Bell has try's funniest comedians," said and a giant, dancing Taco Bell sponsor of the show," Pizza Hut routes. quit as sponsor of Dana Carvey's Taco Bell spokeswoman Amy logo, Carvey accepted a giant, spokesman Chris Romoser said. James Betts, commission favorites as to one over the other new comedy show because the Sherwood. "But we're In the fake check for $18 mil lion. "We think this show may very chairman, was to meet Friday because we believe all three of premiere episode was just too business of selling tacos and bur- Later, the comic, in his well go on to do great things, but with Volnovich's top budget offi- them do have their own unique spicy. rltos, not offending people." "Church Ladv" role, repeatedly it's not for us." cer R. Gregory Browning to dis- advantages," said Bill Hutchln- Pizza Hut, like Taco Bell a unit Carvey opened his show with referred to Princess Diana as a cuss the request. son, the group's president. of Pepsico Inc., also withdrew as an Impression of a caring, nur- slut Next week, it will be called The Ohio Association of Rail- Decisions about how much sponsor of the former "Saturday turing and "estrogen-enhanced" Taco Bell and Pizza Hut in- "The Mug Root Beer Dana Car- road Passengers endorsed the money, if any, is provided rest Night Live" star's sketch comedy President Clinton breast-feeding formed ABC on Wednesday that vey Show." Mug Root Beer Is an- commission plan. with Voinovich and state legisla- show after its Tuesday night de- from several nipples. they are dropping the show. other division of Pepsico. "We're not going to play tors. but on ABC as "The Taco Bell Carvey then was brought on by "We think Dana Carvey's a Carvey did not return calls for Dana Carvey Show." a chorus of Taco Bell servers, great comedian, but based on the comment on Thursday.
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Friday, March 15, 1996 The BC! News page seven U.S. governors dominate veepstakes Whitman has done in New Jer- Forbes drops Laura Myars The Associated Press sey. On and on the list goes - State leaders dominate list Mike Leavitt in Utah." ' WASHINGTON - The Senate Among governors, Engler gets room was packed, 10 television of possible republican VPs top what-lf billing. Thompson, Whitman and George Voinovich bid for GOP i cameras, three-score Journalists, a long blue and gray line of polit- ence, saw the veep question com- ferring to be drafted instead. of Ohio have made the list, too, ical suits ready to answer serious ing, shaking his head and smiling Back to Engler, who took the along with former South Carolina questions about Medicaid and as a reporter was in mid-query. opportunity Thursday to endorse Gov. Carroll Campbell. Weld was welfare. "I've been asked that about Dole and promised to campaign a possibility, but is considered nomination "Governor Engler, Governor every day that I'm in front of any for him in Michigan In advance out of the running since he an- Engler," a TV reporter shouted press," said Thompson. But like of Tuesday's primary. Engler nounced plans to run for the Sen- Sally Buzbaa ing who Is competitive for the out. "There's been a lot of talk others, he demurred and praised chairs the GOP governors asso- ate. The Associated Press White House, and who cant about you being a possible run- another. ciation, which also announced its Asked if there was anything even make the starting line. ning mate for Senator Dole..." "I think Colin Powell's going to endorsement of Dole on Thurs- that would prevent him from ac- WASHINGTON -- Steve "You have to have lots of "But not today," Michigan Gov. be the vice presidential nomi- day although a few of the 31 Re- cepting a vice presidential nomi- Forbes dropped his improba- cash. And there's only two John Engler Interrupted. "Let's nee," he said of the retired gen- publican governors have yet to nation, Engler laughed and gave ble quest for the GOP presi- ways you can get it - either take another question...." eral and former Joint Chiefs of make personal endorsements. the only answer any of them dential nomination Thursday you're wealthy yourself, or Like it or not, with Sen. Bob Staff chairman. Engler, when pressed, had a could: after using $30 million of his you go hat-in-hand to special Dole the presumptive Republi- "I think," he added, "there will few words on who might make a fortune to push closer to the Interest groups," said Josh can presidential nominee, the be a governor chosen to be vice good running mate for Dole. "Yes. I think the fact that I ha- prize than most anyone had Goldstein of the Center for 1996 veepstakes are on with a president if in fact Colin Powell "It's nice to have the state of ven't been asked would be a big expected. Responsive Politics, a Wash- vengeance. And several of the Is not chosen. But I think Bob Michigan being talked about ..." barrier." "I made the best investment ington group that tracks polit- nation's governors are in the Dole's going to ask Colin Powell, he began. "But it's also the case any of us can make," Forbes ical spending. running, if only by name for now. and I think Colin Powell's going that when you talk to Governor In theory, any of the Republi- told supporters at a Washing- In contrast to Forbes, GOP Wisconsin Gov. Tommy to accept." Thompson in Wisconsin and you cans' governors could be con- ton hotel, surrounded by his hopefuls California Gov. Pete Thompson, another participant In History shows that vice presi- look at the record of that state, sidered if they can help Dole beat wife, Sabina, and five daught- Wilson and Pennsylvania Sen. Thursday's Republican Gov- dential candidates rarely run for you look at what Bill Weld's done President Clinton, a former gov- ers. "I tried to make my coun- Arlen Specter dropped out ernors Association news confer- the Job - at least overtly ~ pre- in Massachusetts, what Christie ernor of Arkansas. try a better, stronger and finer early - long before any voters place." went to the polls - In part be- Forbes' candidacy was cause of lack of money. largely dismissed when he And such top prospects as Joined the race six months Jack Kemp, William Bennett House passes crime legislation ago. But with a self-financed and former Vice President TV advertising blitz, Forbes Dan Quayle never joined the David Espo On a vote of 229-191, law- sion of "taggants" in plastic ex- difficult election-year compro- got his name and flat-tax idea race given the challenge of The Associated Press makers cleared an election-year plosives so they can be traced. mise talks with the Senate, which before voters, briefly ap- matching Dole's fund-raising bill that would curtail protracted But approval came after con- passed its own version of the peared to threaten Dole and prowess. WASHINGTON -- A sharply appeals by death row inmates servatives of both parties, re- measure last year, as well as with won primaries in Delaware divided House passed watered- and other convicts and require sponding to pressure from the the White House. Speaker Newt and Arizona before trailing off Overall, Forbes won 900,545 down legislation Thursday to criminals to pay restitution to National Rifle Association and Gingrich said he hoped the com- Into a string of defeats. votes - about 16 percent of combat crime and terrorism, and their victims. other groups, succeeded in strip- promise could be crafted before In the process, Forbes' cam- those cast, putting him third President Clinton said he hoped The measure also would make ping out several other provisions April 19. paign clearly illustrated the behind Dole and the only re- the measure "will be made much it a crime to kill a federal em- on grounds they handed the importance money - and ad- stronger" before reaching his ployee because of his or her government too much power. vertising - plays in determin- SceFOtBES, page nine. desk. work, and would require Inclu- House passage set the stage for See CRIME, page ten. HOr **+>
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J World Friday, March 15, 1996 page nine Shooter had marred reputation Simple, cheap Robert Seely Scotsman newspaper, they con- The Associated Press tained copies of letters he had written declaring he was "not a computer to hit DUNBLANE, Scotland -- pervert" and accusing the police Around gun clubs, Thomas Ha- and others of spreading rumors. milton had a reputation for being The bundles of seven letters unstable. Yet police licensed the Included one that the 43-year-old U.S. market firearms he used to Mil 16 kin- Hamilton had sent last week to dergarten children, their teacher Queen Elizabeth II. Buckingham Marl YamagitcM 1993 was one of the rirat to sell and then himself. Palace said the queen had not an- The Associated Press a writing pad-sized computer, And around this small central swered. which it called Newton. Scottish town, the balding, Hamilton complained of being TOKYO - Japan this month Though it stumbled at first, unemployed misfit obsessed with banned from the Boy Scouts 22 will get a simpler, lower-cost the machine has improved and guns and running boys' groups years ago, about the attempts in computer for playing games found a following. was suspected of being A pedo- the mid-1980s by the Stirling Dis- and going online - and the de- Several other large comput- phile. trict Council to stop his boys' vice lands on the American er companies have talked Yet when the local council clubs and, most of all, the suspi- market this summer. about building lower-cost barred him in 1984 from using cions. Designed by Apple Comput- machines for online access. the high school for his weekly "I know that no child has ever er Inc., the Pippin Atmark Is None besides Apple has shown boys' club meetings, Hamilton made any complaint of a sinister being sold by Bandal Co. Ltd., anything beyond design con- protested so effectively that or sexual nature against me," the toy company that makes cepts. Edinburgh authorities overruled Hamilton wrote to the queen, Mighty Morphin Power Rang- Bandal will sell Pippin In the the council - and admonished it who is the scouts' patron. " ... I ers. It attaches to TVs to play United States this summer and not to act on gossip. cannot even walk the streets for video game CDs and browse Apple Is talking to other man- Hamilton's reputation as an fear of embarrassing ridicule." the World Wide Web. It can ufacturers about building the unstable, unsavory loner grew. Local council members and also play music CDs. machine. Five weeks ago, a shooting range police were worried. Boys re- Though its $620 price Is con- at nearby Callander refused him ported having to strip off their siderably more than video Pippin is the size of a tele- membership. And in the final shirts and puff up their chests game machines, it is far less phone book. When it is turned days of his life, Hamilton strove while Hamilton photographed than moat personal comput- on, the screen looks similar to to defend his image. them in the gym. ers. that of an Apple Macintosh On the eve of Wednesday's Yet no one could prove suspi- Pippin is a test of whether computer. When surfing the Tkc Aix.cl.trd PKM massacre, Hamilton mailed cions that Hamilton - who had no Apple can carve out a new Web, the machine uses the packages to Scottish radio and A student gets Information about the recent massacre of 16 kindergar- market niche. The company in Netscape Navigator browser. television stations and The See MASSACRE, page ten. ten children, their teacher and himself. FORBES Continued from page seven. growth ideas, not his commer- victory. his party's nomination. insider." ing showings in New Hampshire cials and spending, propelled his But money is clearly crucial: In Forbes launched his presi- Though many felt the negative and Arizona. maining challenger, Pat Bu- candidacy. "The American peo- each presidential contest since dential campaign with TV ads ads backfired against Forbes, Asked If he still resented the chanan. The vast majority of his ple are not for sale," he said. 1976, the candidate who has promoting the flat tax, but moved turning off voters who knew fact that Forbes had attacked $30 million investment went for In fact, Forbes' failure to win raised the most money by Jan. 1 quickly to ads that harshly little about him, they also him so harshly, Dole said Thurs- advertising. indicated a millionaires' pockets of the election year, and taken criticized Dole for voting to raise dragged Dole down. 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»: t • * « - World page ten The BO News Friday, March 15,1996 Taiwan's leader says Chinese "scared to death"
Joi McDonald smiling and looked relaxed as he with China from islands near the Central Bank governor Sheu The Associated Press addressed a crowd in the Pesca- mainland coast Yuan-dong said in a television dores archipelago, 45 miles from Schoolchildren at some Taiw- interview from New York, where TAIPEI, Taiwan - With China where Chinese ships and planes anese schools held annual air he is visiting the Federal Reserve signaling that its war games may were staging mock attacks. raid drills Thursday, timed to Bank. spread, Taiwan's president flew Wearing a tan windbreaker and coincide with China's eight days Sheu urged Taiwanese to slow to islands near the maneuvers sneakers, the 73-year-old Lee ap- of missile tests near Taiwan. their rush to convert savings into Thursday and accused Chinese pealed for unity and reminded China test-fired three missiles U.S. dollars, but promised to leaders of being "scared to the islanders of his efforts to Friday and a fourth on Wednes- supply as much currency as they death" of Taiwanese democracy. democratize Taiwan politics. day. There were no reports of wanted. Chinese warplanes held a third "These are the things the missiles fired Thursday, a day Stores report brisk sales of day of mock attacks southwest of Chinese Communists dare not do: before the launches were due to rice, toilet paper and other ba- Taiwan, and also conducted "pre- political liberalization, freedom end. sics. liminary exercises" near Fuzhou, and democracy," he said. "They At the Nanmen School in cen- The government, trying to a Chinese coastal city 100 miles see freedom and democracy, and tral Taipei, children were led to a dampen fears of war, denied ru- west of Taiwan's northern Up, they are scared to death" ground-floor corridor and shown mors it would bar draft-age men the Taiwanese Defense Ministry China au-mse* Lee, head of the how to crouch and cover their from leaving. Ou Chen-wen, a reported. Nationalist government that fled faces. Schools that have bomb Defense Ministry official, said Taiwan had warned that China to Taiwan in 1949 after losing a shelters are using them in prac- Taiwan's 3.6 million reservists may be planning even bigger civil war to Mao Tse-tung's tices. are enough to back up the exercises before the island's Communists, of discarding their Despite reassurances the 400,000-member armed forces. presidential election March 23 in shared doctrine of reunification. government can repel any But Yen Chln-fu, an opposition an attempt to discourage the The war games started Tues- Chinese attack, many Taiwanese lawmaker, claimed he personally Tkc Asaoclaied Pre as island from declaring independ- day, and have pushed tensions have been hoarding food and knew of many businessmen and KlndergarUa children try to deal with the war games In Taiwan. ence. between the two sides to their buying U.S. dollars to move their professionals sending their sons President Lee Teng-hui, who is worst since the late 1950s, when money out of the country. abroad to avoid conscription. Taiwan, the unofficial U.S. mis- cuate any of Taiwan's 30,000 running for another term, was Taiwan traded artillery barrages Up to $4 billion has left Taiwan, The American Institute in sion, said it had no plans to eva- Americans MASSACRE
Continued from page nine. ing council. girls and five boys. scribed to reporters in a shaking He petitioned top politicians, ton's use of the school, Scottish "But I just cannot imagine any- Three of the 12 wounded chil- voice the scene when he rushed wrote to parents and local au- Local Administration Commis- criminal record - was a pedo- thing that anyone would legis- dren were in serious condition, in after calling the police "We thorities and recently printed sioner Eric Gillett accused the phile. late," she said. "This man ap- hospital authorities said. did what we could: We tried to leaflets - all protesting slurs on regional council of Ignoring evi- And no one dreamed a mass peared normal. Our reservation In London, government and stem the blood," he said. "The his reputation. It was all so un- dence the boys' group was well- murderer lurked behind the ar- was not that he was going to flip opposition leaders Joined in children were traumatized. The fair, he said. run and acting on "complaints gumentative, overweight and his lid or get violent." solemn tributes. "Sometimes the ones injured were conscious but True, the Boy Scouts did expel which proved to be a little better unpopular loner, who resented Throughout the day, flowers political disputes that we have ... distressed." him - for a disorganized trip than gossip." the dwindling turnout at the piled up outside the empty Dun- can seem very petty besides hu- The letters Hamilton mailed when boys were exposed to ex- boys' club meetings he held blane Primary School. There was man matters," Prime Minister were part of the relentless cam- treme cold, not for anything con- Hamilton had police-approved every Thursday at 6 p.m. talk of tearing down the whole John Major told a silent House of paign he waged from the row nected with sex, association licenses for two .357 revolvers "Any one of us who met him school, or at least bulldozing the Commons. house where he lived alone in spokesman John Fogg said and two 9mm pistols, believed to was instantly alarmed," said gymnasium where Hamilton Ron Taylor, headmaster of the Stirling, 5 miles south of Dun- Thursday. be the weapons recovered at the Anne Dickson, a member of Stirl- massacred the 5-year-olds - 11 Dunblane Primary School, de- blane. In the 1984 dispute over Hamil- school, and for two rifles. CRIME ATTENTION: Continued from page leven. from danger and carefully cans, as well as one independent. enter the United States and raise enough constrained to not itself For his part, Gingrich said funds. 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Voting against were Hamas - responsible for a wave Despite Gingrich's pledges, strong .juough to protect itself 132 Democrats and 58 Republi- of suicide attacks in Israel - to many Democrats said the bill had been so diluted that it was vir- tually worthless, and Clinton made his dislike plain. "If we're going to have a bill JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE we need a real bill," he told re- porters aboard Air Force One as SUMMER & FALL RENTALS he flew home from an anti- terrorism trip to the Middle East. College Hockey at the Joe (Too many to list) "It needs to be a bill that will help us combat terrorism at home and abroad. ... So I cer- Friday, March 15 tainly hope that when tills bill gets into conference it will l>e 5:00pm'B.G.S.U. vs. LS.S.U. made much stronger," he said, WpxMMvs.UofM Large assortment of referring to thi compromise ne- Houses, Duplexes, and gotiations with th? Senate. 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9 Sports Friday, March 15,1996 page eleven Drexel BG looks to continues exorcise Cinderella demons at tradition Joe louis The Associated Press Pit Murphy The BC News Drexel reminded NCAA tour- nament teams of two things: Be- The last time Bowling ware the No. 12 seed and watch Green won a game at Joe out for those Philadelphia Louis Arena in Detroit, schools. senior captain Jason Clark The Dragons became the latest was playing for the Bel- Philadelphia school to pull off an m o n t NCAA tournament shocker, Jolt- Bombers, ing fifth seeded Memphis 75-63 and head Thursday in the first round of the coach West Regional at Albuquerque, Buddy N.M. Powers Malik Rose had 21 points and was lead- IS rebounds as Drexel (27-3) ex- ing Ro- tended the nation's second chester longest winning streak to IS Institute Clark games. The Dragons will play of Tech- fourth-seeded Syracuse, an 88-55 nology to winner over Montana State, In the Division III finals. the second round Saturday. Since Kevin Dahl picked Drexel and its 4,073 students up the game-winning goal get little attention in Philadelphi- in the 5-3 win over Illinois- a, where Big Five members J.. RMbackrTfcc BC Nrwi Chicago in 1989, BG has lost Villanova, Penn, Temple, La Salle BG's Brad Holzlnger skates back on Ice as a UIC forward pushes the pack la a game played earlier In the year. their last five games at Joe and St. Joseph's dominate the Louis Arena headlines and recruiting. During Clark's stay at "Heck, I dldnt know who Bowling Green he has seen Drexel was until I took the job," the Falcons go from a said BUI Herrion, the Dragons' 19-21-1 team to a 26-13-1 fifth-year coach. team this season. At the In the NCAA tournament, BG thirsts for more Joe same time Clark has left however, Philadelphia schools Christian Pilusl team, are vulnerable. and that's just a real smart them go the full length of the JLA on the losing side of have left their mark. The BC News The Falcons defeated Lake game," Fry said. "Getting the Ice to score goals Instead of three games. puck deep in their end and get- In 1981, St. Joseph's rocked Superior In two of the three turning the puck over in the In 1993 BG lost 7-1 in the ting Urn puck out over our blue top-ranked DePaul In the second In the 1990s, the Lake Super- meetings this season with their neutral zone. Not only are they quarterfinals to Lake Su- round. Four years later, Villano- ior State Lakers have migrated lone defeat coming in overtime line" opportunistic, but they know "Lake Superior is always go- perior. In 1994 a 3-2 semi- va sprung one of the great up- south to Detroit for more than and against Ohio State last how to win. They've been in the final overtime loss to Mich- ing to be a grinding, physical sets, a 66-64 win over George- just a cup of "the Joe"; they've weekend, the traditionally thick of things and the national igan State. In 1995 a 4-3 se- town in the final. come to take the whole pot. strong Laker defense was game," said Falcon head coach picture every single year." mifinal overtime loss again Buddy Powers. "They're not "We're a game away from the Not just content to reach the broken for five goals in two Fry's point of the Lakers' to Michigan State. going to change the way they Sweet Sixteen and for a school Central Collegiate Hockey As- games by the second-worst success is buttressed by Last season the Falcons like us, it's a dream come true," sociation Final Four, the CCHA offense. play for anyone, so we just LSSU's career playoff mark of have to do the little things, win were probably one win Herrion said. Lakers are looking for their Bowling Green is on a streak 42-17-0 and four playoff titles away from going to the The Dragons continued a trend fifth CCHA playoff title in six of their own, winning eight of the one-on-one battles." And In the past five years. against Lake Superior, who NCAA Tournament and of No. 12 seeds thriving in the years as they meet Bowling the last 10 games after playing So Lake's been there, done ending their season in an- opening round In 1994, Tulsa Green In the CCHA semifinals their most complete two-game likes to pin the opponent deep that. But the Falcons seem to in their defensive zone, the other stadium. But Steve ousted UCLA; In 1993, Santa today at 5:00 in Joe Louis series of the season against be laying groundwork of their Guolla's overtime goal Clara shocked Arizona. Arena in Detroit. Western Michigan. Falcons' ability to move from own and are looking to add an- brought the season crash- offense to defense quickly and Elsewhere in the tournament, Falcon center Curtis Fry other brick to their foundation ing down once again at Lake State is coming off a without turnovers will be Im- top seeds Massachusetts, Ken- sees their performance against that has been under construc- "The Joe". tucky and Connecticut upheld two-game sweep of No. 8-seed the Broncos last weekend as a portant. tion since head coach Buddy Ohio State last weekend at "Were not happy just to tradition. perfect example of how the Powers arrived last year. be there this year," Clark UMass beat Central Florida Sault Ste. Marie, 4-3 OT and team needs to perform to ad- "We've got to play the game Bowling Green made it to in their end of the rink," said. "Were not in awe of 92-70 in the East, Kentucky 8-2. Including those two victor- vance. "the Joe" last season before ies, the Lakers are 9-1-1 in Powers said. "Get the puck out playing there and not in defeated San Jose State 110-72 in suffering an overtime defeat awe of who we're playing." the Midwest and UConn downed their last 10 games with three "I think the key is to play of our end, attack and make against Michigan State in the Colgate 68-59 In the Southeast to overtime wins. very similar to the way we them have to play in their end." played In Western Michigan Said Fry, "We want to make See DEMONS, page page thirteen. See KX, page page thirteen. extend the unbeaten streak of But the Lakers, like any No. 1 seeds in the opening round. No top seed has lost its first game since the tournament expanded to 64 teams in 1985. To Shoddy defense could keep the streak alive, Purdue had to beat Western Carolina on Thursday night in the West Re- gional at Albuquerque, N.M spell defeat for leers UMass (32-1) broke open a close game by forcing turnovers Christian Pelutl The team defense concept fo- on Central Florida's first six pos- The BC News cuses first on strong, aggressive sessions of the second half. forechecking by the forwards, Carmelo Travleso led the The cliche that "Defense wins forcing the opposing defensemen Minutemen with 21 points. All- championships" is tossed around to make several accurate passes American Marcus Camby had 14 more during this time of year to leave their own zone with pos- points and 17 rebounds despite than the horsehides down in the session of the puck. sitting out seven minutes of the Cactus and Grapefruit leagues. Second is the ability for the second half with a gashed But that's how a cliche be- Falcon defensemen to stand the forehead, the result of an elbow comes a cliche and at the core of opposing forwards up at the BG by Central Florida's Reid Ket- every cliche is a kernel of truth. blue line or if the puck is dumped teler. In the midst of the hockey around the boards, to win the "My hands were full of blood, playoff season, defense cannot battle tor possesion and quickly my shirt was full of blood, my be stressed enough by coaches to move the puck up to the Falcon shorts were full of blood," Ca- their players. Just ask the forwards for a rush up ice. mby said. "I just went back and Western Michigan Broncos. Third is obviously the goal- got stitched up." The most glaring of the Bron- tending to back up everything. Another All-American, Ray Al- cos' flaws this past weekend was The system has limited oppo- len, scored 12 of his 24 points their inability to stop any facet of nents to just one goal in three of J.» RMtockrrw BC N«H during a 15-0 first-half run that the Falcons' offense. Power play the last four games. Having a or even-strength Bowling Green Falcon left wing Jason Clark fires the puck on goal as a Illinlos of Chicago goalie and defenseman led UConn over Colgate team like the Falcons, who can guard the pipes. The Huskies (31-2) led by 17 at consistently pitched camp in the rack up goals in bunches, believe half time and Increased the mar- Western Michigan end of the ice, in such a system has been a goal guement for opponents of plac- portant," said right wing Mike CCHA title or elimination. gin to 22 before a late surge by forcing the Broncos to concen- of head coach Buddy Powers. ing sound defense above all else. Johnson. "Especially in a one- To a man, Bowling Green ap- Colgate (15-15) made the final trate more on simply clearing the The effective use of the plan has "Right now, I'd say our team game shot. The game will proba- pears to have a grasp of that score respectable. Adonal Foyle puck out of their zone rather than been a catalyst in Bowling defense has got to be our main bly be low scoring, and that more now then ever. led the Red Raiders with 21 generating offense. Green's winning or losing of focus, especially against Lake usually makes the difference." points, 14 rebounds and. six Credit for the Falcons' taming games. State," said center Brad Hol- "We have the forwards that blocks. of the Broncos goes to overall- zlnger. "It's going to be a great The difference between a good can score all the time, but we The victory could prove costly. team defense, a philosophy that When Bowling Green allows defensive game, and when we get defensive effort and a great one have to be concerned with play- UConn lost key reserve Ricky Bowling Green has taken great three or fewer gouls In a game, our chances we have to bury may be Just one goal. And with ing good "D" to be successful," Moore with a separated shoulder pains to employ throughout the their record la 19-1-1. them." that one goal may be the differ- said defenseman Chad Acker- late in the first half, and he prob- season. That's a pretty convincing ar- "The team defense Is very im- ence between playing for the man. ably will miss the rest of the tournament. Kentucky (29-2) led by only six points at halftlme, but wore down San Jose State (13-17) with depth Abdul-Rauf, NBA come to agreement and pressure defense. "We absolutely hit the wall," Chrli Sherldin anthem, while also honoring his still preserving his Ideals. fore the Nuggets' game with the This is what I cry out for," Ab- San Jose coach Stan Morrison The Associated Press Islamic faith with a silent prayer. Bulls. dul-Rauf told ESPN. said. Saying he found a "better ap- "I'll stand, I will offer a prayer, On Tuesday, the NBA suspend- San Jose trailed by only 12 NEW YORK - The NBA lifted Both sides got what they want- proach" but refusing to call it a my own prayer, for those who are ed him indefinitely for his refu- points with 12 minutes left be- Its suspension of Mahmoud Ab- ed: the league defused a con- compromise, Abdul-Rauf said he suffering - Muslim, Caucasian, sal to stand during "The Star-S- fore Kentucky broke it open by dul-Rauf on Thursday after the troversy over freedom of relig- will line up alongside his team- African-American, Asian or pangled Banner" - an action he scoring on seven straight posses- Denver Nuggets guard agreed to ion and speech, and Abdul-Rauf mates Friday night in Chicago whoever Is In that position, who- said he took because of bis Islam- sions. stand during the national regained the right to play while when the anthem is played be- ever is experiencing difficulty. ic beliefs. Sports page twelve The l« i News Friday, March 15, 1996 UM duels with reeling Spartans Pat Murphy scorers are a freshman and two £t The BC News sophomores. Two of Michigan State's top six defensemen are Will the real Wolverine team freshmen Jeff Kozakowski and please stand up? Chris Bogas. Lake Superior State University Bowling Green State University In Friday's second semifinal The Wolverines annihilate No. 4 seed game at Joe Louis Arena, Michi- most opponents who have vet- No. 1 seed gan should prance into Satur- eran lineups. Against Bowling day's final, if it can stay focused Green on March 2, Michigan Nickname: Lakers Nickname: Falcons for an entire game. scored seven times. The Falcons The Wolverines face a foe that have two seniors and three jun- Record: 28-6-2 (22-6-2 CCHA) Record: 26-13-1 (18-11-1 CCHA) is reeling while moving into Sat- iors on defense. Tied for first, champ by tiebreak Fifth place urday's matchup. Michigan State Michigan can role up offensive was the only team to be taken to a numbers like no other team in the third game in last weekend's first league. They scored over 10 Career playoff record: 42-17-0 Career playoff record: 47-26-2 round. goals four times this season. Five Four titles Five titles The Spartans battled wjth up- Wolverine forwards had over 50 start Ferris State for three points this year. Bowling Green Last season : Won CCHA playoff title Last season: Lost in CCHA semifinal to games, with the Spartans prevail- was the next highest team with MSU ing 3-1 Sunday at Munn Arena to two players over SO points. clinch the series. MSU split the UM has more depth in their first two games with the Bull- forward lines than any team in Current Scoring Leaders Current Scoring Leaders dogs, winning 3-2 in overtime the league. Their top two lines Name GP a A PTS Name GP G A PTS Friday and losing 5-1 Saturday. are loaded with eventual Brian Felsner 36 15 36 51 Curtis Fry 40 18 35 53 Michigan State has lost three National Hockey League players. Sean Tallaire 36 31 18 49 Brett Punchard 38 20 32 of its last five games, dropping a Brendan Morrison, who lead the 52 3-0 decision to Michigan on league in overall scoring with 63 Keith Aldridge 34 13 33 46 Kelly Perrault 39 14 32 46 March 1. Up to that point, the points, is a fine playmaking Jason Trzcinski 36 14 22 36 Mike Hall 40 23 22 45 Spartans had been leading the center. He is complemented by Bates Battaglia 36 13 18 31 Jason Clark 40 15 28 43 league but have dropped off the Dallas Star's first round pick Joe Blaznek 36 16 14 30 Mike Johnson 29 12 19 31 dramatically over the last three Jason Botterill who scored 30 weeks. goals in 32 games this season. The inexperience of the Spar- tans has surfaced. 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t> * The HG News JOE Continued from page eleven. ness to during his career at BG. "The first year was good, the CCHA semifinals for the second second was a little bit better and consecutive year. this year didnt look like it was' This season, the Falcons are going to be a better season, but as aiming to continue the prog- it turns out, we have more wins ression to the top, a progression this year. I think that's what you that Fry, a junior, has been wit- look for every DEMONS University of Michigan Michigan State University Continued from page eleven. confident we can beat anybody." JVo. 2 seed No. 3 seed Clark said there is a different The Falcons will face top seeded atmosphere at JLA, but he added Nickname: Wolverines Nickname: Spartans Lake Superior this year in the that the Falcons have gained ex- first game Friday. The Lakers, perience playing in that kind of 28-«-2 overall, tied Michigan for atmosphere. Record: 29-7-2 (22-6-2 CCHA) Record: 28-11-1 (22-7-1 CCHA) first place in the regular season Tied for first Third place Central Collegiate Hockey Asso- "Everybody that goes idealized ciation standings. it because of the NHL atmos- Career playoff record: 21-17-0 Career playoff record: 45-12-0 And once again BG Is closing In phere," Clark said. "You go In One title Seven titles on their first NCAA Tournament there, and you're playing In their berth since 1990. But the Falcons building. It's no big deal. It's just want to get an automatic berth another rink where we play Last season-: Lost in CCHA Last season Lost in CCHA final to this season by winning the CCHA Lake." semifinal game to LSSU LSSU playoffs. They do not want to leave a decision up to the tour- The JLA Is home to the nament committee, who did not National Hockey League's De- Current Scoring Leaders Current Scoring Leaders give them an at-large bid last troit Red Wings and seats 19,275. Name GE fi A PTS Name GP G A PTS year. It will be the largest stadium BG Brendan Morrison 30 26 37 63 Anson Carter 40 23 20 43 But to do that, the Falcons need has played in this season. Kevin Hilton 38 9 50 59 Mike Watt 35 16 21 37 to win two games at JLA. BG has been battle tested play- Jason Botterill 32 "The best way to assure our- ing In large hostile arena this 30 23 53 Mike York 37 12 25 37 selves a spot is to lock it up this season. The Falcons dropped a John Madden 38 24 28 52 Sean Berens 40 11 25 36 weekend," Clark said. "This year 3-2 game to Minnesota in front of Bill Muckalt 36 23 27 50 Tony Tuzzolino 39 12 16 28 we're playing the best hockey of 9,451 at the Mariuccl Classic in Warren Luhning 35 18 27 45 Richard Keyes 38 13 14 27 the year right now, and we're Minneapolis over Christmas. Classifieds
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HUGE BOOK SALE VOTE eUYaWRRY VOTE MAYBERRY t35.00O/YR. INCOME potential. Reading continued from p. 13 Goodness April 271h is comng faal Best Quaatted lor Prosecutor Laboratory Assistant P/T research assistant * Thursday - Friday - Saturday Books. Tol Free (1) 600-606 0776 Ext R-2076 needed by Bowling Green food processor. Bl- I Only 6 more wks til pledging has past Books up to 7S> on Paid for by: Mayberry for Prosecutor 9597 Na- tor details. otogy major prelerred Sand resume to Groan- '.' OK T. Ill let you m one l.me secret. Grounds for Thought poieon, BG OH. Manlyn Baker. Treasurer. 0.0 cants/Mrn. Long Distance Una Produca Co. 12700 S. t>i» Hwy BG. Do you prefer B boxer or brief it? 174 S. Main • Downtown Ma Sigma Pi Lil Tracy you're the best, Get It or Sell It Ohio 43402 urjennrtar 600-200-6232x2231 UnW now you've passed the test. JAMIE SHOOTER'JONES. WANTED You're bad as my bast tittle aver. Cany on the famdy tradition. YOU'VE PROVEN YOU'RE AS FUNKY AS COUNSELORS. CookAjichen mgr. needed at Cammiewaa perfect and you will be too Kick'".it'syour Sunday misaoni FOR SALE 1 BRASS MONKEY, BUT CAN YOU JUMP co-ad summer camp near Ann Arbor, Ml. Cal Greg THRU THE HOOPS AT GROUPS? 1 MfF roommate; honest, dependable, open- 313-676-6626 far more Into. BCE minded, and friendly, for lama 4 bedroom Delia Sigma PI' Mta Sigma PI Ora Ma, tefcossfsMps AvaHeoleMI COUNSELORS - INSTRUCTORS needed! liroe Brandy. house. Large yard and front porch. $165/mo . '80 Chevy 4*4 Slveredo New engme/many •aUoneoliS* in private funding. JoilUAOaBeADirectorl 100 poafttona! Coed eummer camp. Pocono Girlager. Virginia. Seven. Weird, 1234... 8* uill Cat 3S2 5305. new para. 16000 OBO. Call Jason aftw S Qualify kwmedUtely. 1 -100-100-0209 Director Applications now available Mine. PA. flood ealacy Wpef (006) 660-3330. Prepared. Know it all. Good Luck at Groups. pjn.ai 352-7061. In Office of Student Activities (330 Union) 2 a 4 Subfoasors needed tor summer. CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING • Earn up to BCScoo Applications due by 3/18 at 5pm Large two bedroom Close to campus, rent ne- 'SO Pontiac Bonneirfle 4 door, air, sound, low Delta Sigma PI • Delta Sigma PI HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY 62,000 ♦ /month working on Cruise Ships or WoU Stave at 2-2343 gplabte 352-7311. rnttes. M000 OBO. Call 353-8605. To assist you in celebrating In Land-Tour compartee Wcrid Travel Seasonal GREAT EXPEPJENCE • CHECK IT OUTII a sate manner, tie Dry Dock is 2-4 Summer Subieaeera Needed. Huge 2 bed- 6 fultfme employment available. No experi- I Reasonable Round Trip Ticket Delia Sigma PI passing out designated driver buttons. room townhouse w/baaement. Rent negotia- ence necessary For more intormaton cal B Orlando Fl for detail! call Jason B • Ant you ready tar groups? Hare's a -Uppa-Kappe-Kappa-Kappa-Kapp. QlelCaJirtotyorSa>ph3S4.7043. 1-206-071-3560 oxtCS544S. 372 3*51 hint Know how to spell my last named Good Today. Friday. March 15 Good luckKappa Kappa Oamma sisters Ro- Luck and ting prettylFeudi University Union Foyer Female Sublessor wanted for Summer. Earn cash stuffing envelopes at home. All ma- 12 x 60 Hallmark mobea home, unique barn- bin Relay andHowy Jewell at Dance Mar sided interior, sprayed osilinga. garden tub. 10am-2:00pm $l50/mo Close to campus Start6/1/96 larial* provided. Sand SASE lo P.O. Box 774. Delta Sigma Pi athon Have fun. we love you guys' 372-5795 New furnace, water heater, floor insulation, U me Laura. Kappa-Keppa-KappaTUppa-Kapp. Ofcrtha.KS 66051. Gargoyles (a local bar) will give parsons and back door Must see interior to appreciate. Good luck at Groups, t know you can do it. Gat Easier Bunny 6 Photographer Warned March Asking 16500. Only 10 n-iles from BO. Lawn- up and kick some boons wearing the buttons free pop. instead of Interested in buying 2 Garth Brooks tickets in 23 - April 6, Fri- Sat. 4-6 p.m. Apply at ihe Lit'Dave dale. «M (Wesion). 689-3010 Your Big Mndy ■spirits". (Upon request) Cleveland Cal 353-8150. Woodland Mall Offce. 1234 N. Main SL Deita Sigma Pi Before going out, remember to appoint Good Luck at Groups I 10*6 Pontiac 6000 IE. good condition, good a designaiad Driver. The life you save Know the Purpose' ■...We want your music' Good cook needed immediately at BG Country miles $100000. For more information cal mayoayourownlll Your Big, Amy Sand your tapaa/CD'sAvhataver to Bill C. CA> Club. Must be able lo work some lunches. 3530316. Dana Sigma Pi WFAL 120 West Hall BGSU to be played on Great summer job Apply In parson 023 Fair Sponsored by The Dry Dock Advisory Board Ur Erik- Lynda. Regional Radio every Sunday 9-10 p.m on view Ave,352-3100. 2 Round Trip tickets from Cleveland ID LA. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY Groups are here Make sura you know the Purpose tor Groups. WFALamMQycableSO. Leave Sat. 3-23 return Sun. 3-31. Qreet Price! and they're on your mind HOME TYPISTS Oh. and don't tor get the Rosa. Only $200aticket. 354-6195or 352 2714 but you know the Purpose Male or female sublease/ from now until May. PC Users needed $45,000 income potential Your Secret Big HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY To assist you in celebrating in and are doing fine. S225/mo. Close lo campus Electric & phone CaH 1 -600-513-4343 E xt. B-0640. Beautiful double oft University approved S150OBO Call Same Delia Sigma Pi a sale manner, tie Dry Dock is So dear your throat only. Very race apt Cal 353-3212. Seo-etLir Jason M and speak toud tor me Reporter-writer, part-time, tor association 363-2345. passing out designated driver buttons. Summer subleasers 3 bedroom plus base- Gat up mere and know your stuff and 111 take you out to BW 31 natonaJ magazine 3-4 hours mornings Mon ment. Great location, room tor up to five. The Rose, the Purpose day-Friday. Some related office chores Accur- Today. Friday, March 15 Your Big. Dave Uas/mo No deposits. Pets slowed. Cal Ma- Dorm and fridge, t40 Peevy 65 Well amp '-' it wont be tough. acy, good phone skMs. Macintosh familiarity University Union Foyer lil'Kety gan at 354.7066. •150 OBO. JVhad cardt (»500 . value) firtt ? Good Luck at Groups' important. Send resume, three references to 10am-2:00pm Good Luck at Groups' K80. Cal 352-6130 ask for Aaron. -J TYour Secret Big? Summer Suoktaaers needed for 5 bedroom P.O. Box 1107. Bowling Green. OH 43402 Sing toud and on key I For Sale- C—'kreaior, compact kitchen unit 2 Gargoyles (a local bar) will give persons house Close to campus' For more into cal You'll do greali Seasonal Ground*/ Golf Course maintenance with cabinet 1250 Call 353 0605. S wearing the buttons free pop, Instead of 353-4414 or 372-4507 or 372-6174. Delta Sigma Pi Big Greg wanted tor summer at Canterbury Green LiMe Joe- "spurts". (Upon request) Warned Apartments In Fort Wayne. In. Contact John For Sale: Electric guitar and amp 354 3093 I Get ready tor Groups Before going out. remember to appoint UT Lynda. 2 students to than a large bedroom in a LeeuwQ 210-466-4714. M anytime. 5 You've made your family so proud. Be ready to There's no time to linger ■ a designaiad Driver The life you save houea. Fall 96/Juty 97. Very dote to campus. sing tie Rose. Good luck at Groups" Student Publications is now accepting applica- Sing toud and dear. Mr. Gownnger maybe your ownlll Rent under 1200 Call 352-3005. tions for account executives to sell yellow page Love your big. Carnrnie Sponsored by The Dry Dock Advisory Board Big Lisa FOR RENT Wonted: Two roommates for 96-97 school advertising in the BGSU campus directory. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY Lir Matt - Good Luck at Groups Know the Pur- Delia Sigma Pi year. sA/F. For more info, cal Heather or KnstJ Successful candidate* must be able to work 20 HAPPY ST PATICK-S DAY pose and just remember • Irs a Family Tra- hours par weak April through July, be aggres- Secret LIT Man G 01372-1581. •153-0325 ' Reduced Relee' Good Luck at Groups' To assist you in celebrating in dTaonlJooy sive, well organized, and interested in earning 1 or 2 bedroom apts. Efficiencies 6 rooms ri be watching you I a sate manner, tie Dry Dock is great pay. LitOe Kristna. lOOblockofE Merry Know the Rose and the Purpose tool passing out designated driver buttons. To apply, stop by 204 West Hal or call Toby at Good Luckl Know your stuff forward and backl HELP WANTED 0.10.12.15 mo. leases for 96-97 school year. ?7Your Secret Big?' Your Big. Monica 372-0430 tor more information. Leave a mes- Today. Friday. March 15 PS. You ready to jump? sage Application deadline is March 21. • Summer Apartments Available ' University Union Foyer $1750 waaldy poeiibta mailing our circulars Call 3530325 Delia Sigma PI 10am-2:00pm Little Malisse, SUMMERJ08S Very close to campus Arc, Furnished Link* Chris Good Luck at Groups No experience roquirad Begin now. For mto- A fun place to work and a lifelong learning ex- ce* 301-306-1207. Sunday is your chance to shinall Gargoyles (a local bar) will give persons Don't Be alrsid perience await you at YMCA Camps Ohiyesa Male. Maraa. and I know you'll do fine wearing the buttons free pop, instead of Know your stuff AOVtSOR/RECRUCTER and Nissokonel Are you a caring, creative & 112 bedroom apartments available for 0 6 12 Be ready to sing the Rose and it wont be ruff enthusiastic person? Do you enjoy being out- mo. leases. New unfurnished apartments "spirits". (Upon request) Your Big ■OWLINO GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY and prepare to dap and rapll Before going out, remember to appoint doors and hava prior experience working with available m mid April Hiiisdale Apartments lo- children'' Now hmng male A female resident cated at 1062 Fairvww Call 352 5822 Love. Big Laa a designated Driver. The life you save MECCA • MECCA • MECCA Educational Talent Search Program. Ratpon- Congratulations to the following gentlemen and and day camp counselors, lifeguard/swim in- maybe you'own'II iioie tor enabinhtng an elective recruitment 1-2 Female Roommates needed for Summer I tieir recent lavaliers structors, equestrian staff, ropes course facili- Delia Sigma Pi Sponsored by The Dry Dock Advisory Board and counseling program in assigned target 2nd Street, air cond NlCt i Byron Pierce and Allison Taylor tator*, art teacher, nature instructor Applica- HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY high schoole and Junior Ngh schools (or low- Under $100 a month CHEAPI lir Brian Spencer Twyford and Bridge tie Kapcar tions available In student employment office or Good Luck at Groups! Know your skiff, sing incoma. first generation students. Bachelor's Call 373-6077 Ryan McGurer and Rochelle Rogieno degree is required, plus one year's experience cal David Marti* (610) 667-4533. toud. and have funl HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY Chuck Cavalier and Tiffany Hall Your Big. Stacy in counseling non- traditional students in educa Sunday morning pianist needed. Family Lil* To assist you in celebrating in Jayson MacCauda and Laura Bezdek 2 BDRM STUDENT RENTALS FOR tonal setting or advising minority students en- Community Church, corner of ManviHe 6 Dana Sigma PI a sale manner, tie Dry Dock la MECCA ' MECCA' MECCA SUMMER OR FALL. 1 BDRM APTS FOR tering post secondary education Good mier Clough. For more into contact Jon Brown at Melissa. passing out designated driver buttons. GRAD STUDENTS 352 3445 personal relationship skills and good commu- 363-0363 I am watching over your shoulder Good Luck Omicron Delta Kappa Honor Sooety nication skills, both oral and written, are highly at Groups1 Today, Friday, March IS SUPPORTED LIVING PROVIOER - Persons ky Juniors and Seniors desirable. Experience in recruiting is desirable. Effic. 1 & 2 bdrm apts. in houses. Your Secret Big University Umon Foyer needed lo provide direct care services to indi- A pphcatons now available Salary: $24,000 lo $27,00. To apply send letter 12 mo. leases only starting in May. Steve 10am 2 00pm vlduals who have mental retarda- Donl ruin your spring vacation because you're 405 Student Services of application, resume, and Smith 352*017, (no calls alter 9 00pm). DorvdevaJopmental disabilities High School too cheap to buy a tanning package. Deadline March 20 by 5 00pm rfctnwaddress/ielepone numbers of three Gargoyles (a local bar) will give parsons diploma or GED required. Flexible schedule. Furnished 2 bdr. apart., UWines not included. Campus Tanning' 352 7889 Any quaeMns, call Mck at 354*915 professional references postmarked by March wearing the burtons free pop, instead ol Application deadhne 3/22/96 Application Call 669-3036. Omicron Delta Kappa Honor Sooety 29. 1008, ID Human Resources (Search "spirits " (Upon request) packets may be obtained at Wood Lane Admin- V-020). Bowling Green State University. Bowl- Houea • 236 Troop No pets, references req. EUROPE 1121 Before going out. remember to appoint istrative Servicos, Entrance B, 11160 East Gy- ing Green. OH 43403. BGSU is and EECvAA $695 plus util. Available May 15. 1996 through CarnbbeanrMe.ieo $189 a designated Driver The life you save Phi Kappa Tau would like to thank these out- psy Lane Road, Bowling Green. Mon. through educator/employer Women, minorities, vet- Msy 15. 1997 35? 6847 maybe your ownill standing brothers for tieir contributions this Fri.. betweenBOOam • 430pm. EOE. Be a lirae fleitte and save $U erans, and the disabled are strongly encour- Soon scad by The Dry Dock Advisory Board weekend. Houses, 1 & 2 bedroom Furnished apts Well help you beat the airline prices. aged to apply. UPWARD BOUND SUMMER PROGRAM Detonations worWwioe HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY Hike Nonta, Chuck Palmer, Shane Herman, 1 year. 0 month, and summer leases and Andy Sykea EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITCS Call 352-7454 AIRHfTCH no-US-200° June 23 - August 2 Great Job Guys' ea1ittch0neicorn.com Heather- ALASKA Good Luck at Groups. It will be fun.don't worry. The Upward Bound Program rs a pre-college Jaym.r • The Highlanda SUMMER EMPLOYMENT OCT READY FOR SPUING BREAK Just know your stuff. PniMu'PNMu'PhiMu preparatory program and offers an on-campus The Harness sad - Fishing Industry - 20% off all sunglasses with this ad Ray-Ban Love. Your Big Tammy ___ Good luck to all of our dancers: Christy Hear. summer enrichment program tor high school 1-2 bedroom, spacious, A/C, Clean, gas. heat, Students Needed) Serengeti. Bofle, many in stock. Catalogs Holly Lehman, Kntlen Belak, end Stacey Hal- students. Applicants must meat all the re- storage, parking For senous sr, 6 grad. stu- Help WFAL raise money for The Link. Earn up to S3.000-f6.000 ./month avafable 1022 N Prospect BG 352 2502. looes! We love youl Do II for Sarah I quirements l' sted be tow. dent start $395 Call 354-6036 10-5. Support Mark and Dan as they continue their Many employers provide room A board PNMu'PtaMu'PhiMu 46 hour broadcast marathon through noon A transportation. Male or Female. One bedroom apartment RESIDENTIAL ADES - Minimum sophomore Saturday Call 372-2411 or stop by the West No experience necessary AVAILABLE NOW dasaincaoon. Should not be enrolled in dass- Hal Studio to make your donation At SIGEP'SIGEP'SIGEP Join thousands of other students Call 354 6800 esdurlng the Program. Room, board, and sal- proceeds go to The Link. naflonw*de and enjoy the moat ary. ReeidenttaJ experience and activity pro Donations are bursarable. CongratulaDons to Brother beautiful scenery In the U.S.I K.rlK.rachner grammmg helpful. Piedmont Corporation TUTORS - Classroom assistant. Minimum l-20e-t7l-3610extA55443 Mmi Storage Spaces Available HITCH THE SKIES sophomore dassificaton 2.5 GPA required In 352-7561 On hit recent induct on Student Employment Services CarrtvMen only 1119 r/t sebctsd course tor tutoring (Mathematics, to Mortar Board Europe I1M/ Low Domestic Rates English, Scene*. History. Foreign Language, AIRHfTCH or Fine Arts). Must be available during tie Management Inc. SIGEP-SIGEP-SIGEP 100-326-2009 Alaska Job. Earn up to 30K m 3 months. Fish- morning or early afternoon hours, Monday - ing, construction, canaries, oil fields, plus g Friday. Non-Resident 1st Salary based on Large 3 Bdrm 120 1/2 N. HOTIHOTIHOTI Sk3 EP • SIG EP • SK3 EP more. 7 days. 407-675-2022 en 0561. quabficafion*. INSTRUCTORS - Bachelor's degree required 23 Students to lose 8-SOIbs. Are you'Outgoing Prospect St. close to downtown Cong ratulaDont to Brothers in selected course of instruction (Mathematics. New Metabolam breakthrough 'Self-Motivated English. Scene*, History. Foreign Language. & campus 12 mo. lease starting Results guaranteed! Free gift witi purchase -Goal-Oriented Soon Cerr andR yen Cape or Fin* Arts) Must be available during the $29.96 Cost. Call 1-100-334-1664 *A Team Player 8-15-96. up to 4 occupants. morning or early ■ftemoon hours, Monday - "Sales Expenence $7507mo ♦ util. 353-5800 for being selected to tie g Friday Non-R—idanttol. Salary based on helpful but not necessary Order of Omemga qualifications The BG News is looking tor successful advert- ising account executives tor Fall 1006/Spring SIGEP'SIGEP'SKSEP APPLICANTS SHOULD SUBMIT A TRAN- 1007. Apptcatons available at 204 West Hal SCRIPT (or copy of) WITH APPLICATION or call John Vtrostsk at 372-2605 tor more da- STUDY AiROAOTINANCIAL AID MEET- ta.*. The Finest Beef AppKcattons are available at 37 College Park MO Offk»BuMingandamduobyMarch22. Served Anywhere. If you are planning to study abroad this sum- 0E3T SUMMER JOB IN BO Management Inc. mar or during the 1006-97 academic year. GAW GREAT MARKETING/SALES EXPE- plsaas attend a meeting on Wednesday. RENCE AND EARN GREAT PAY SELLING Looking for March 20.1996 at 2:00pm in the Taft Room m YELLOW PAGE ADS FOR THE STUDENT PHONE DIRECTORY WORK FROM APRIL the Unon. Please call Sally Raymont at outgoing, dependable MM turn mm aw* Mia mm mtm THROUGH JUNE APPROXIMATELY 20 372-0309 rf you have any questons. COUPON HOURS A WEEK. CALL 372-0430 FOR BGSU students '1 & 2 Bdrms available at our TINA" MORE INFORMATION OR STOP BY 204 Hiiisdale Apts. very spacious, KNOW THE REQUIRED INFORMATION'1 WEST HALL FOR AN APPLICATION. APPLI- MED. Full Time / Part Time carports. Starts$350/mo353- YOUR SECRET BIG CATON DEADUNE IS MARCH 21. 1 ITEM 75 Server '6800 only a few still remaining. No PIZZA Limit! Kermit's Family Restaurant 4 Good work, great tips | Add Bteadsticks - S2 GOMMU | ■J Coupon Particostug , friendly atmosphere 307 S. Main St. - B.G. Loc,l«ns pb. 354-1388 V ■ 1-31196 Come in and apply Management Inc. BGSU'S BREAKFAST PLACE Monday - Friday •• (Serving Breakfast All Day) %. ■ rPisonelb's 1:30 - 4:30 pm EVERGREEN APARTMENTS, ■ PlZZO' Since ,964 J BDRM or EFF. units, laundry ! FREE DELIVERY Tony Packo's Cafe on site, tons ol parking. Locatec % 1902 Front St. pehindODOTat2i5 E. PoeRd Specials Every Night & Day ■ 352-5166 146 North Main Bowling Green 691 -6054 353-5800 Open until 8.00p.m. Mon. -Fri. 2.00p.m. Sat &Sun. COME SEE WHAT ALL THE FCISS IS ABOUT 309 HIGH Air Conditioning L€T US UIORAV ABOUT THC HIGH COST OF HCATI & *A a^ «// 6. • Close lo campus «A * ^ "*b • Large two bedroom apartments <^> ,o W»»/ MERCER MANOR • Furnished and unfurnished • Laundry facility in building APARTMENTS!! • FREE heat, water, sewer */. ,«* • 9 and 12 month leases available "%*a i<°°' U 1 Cobai Consd Uncow Net pages of great repute! msu®^^^^©^-2 ©Boira ®p©®©lhi .•s ■"."•v.vr.Vi'tV.ViV.v.v.v.v.v. •. • •.. t. Weekend Reality March 15, 1996 WR: PhotoOp The Bandwagon: The Wagon hitches up in Pittsburgh this week. By Aaron Weisbrod. USG Presidential candidate 3. and WR mascot Swampy the Friendly Black Swamp Mon- Cocktails with: Angela Smith, winner of the Miss BGSU ster has a word with one of swimsuit competition. By Joe his faithful supporters. 4. Peiffer. Swampy said "Kids are cool. I wish they could vote as stu- Net pages: A look into some of the more interesting web sites, from dents." Scooby Doo to OJ and Homer Simpson. By Jim Vickers. Swampy lost the general 5. election, but plans on future public appearences. Video killed the Nirvana Star This is not a joke! A fully documented essay on the Swampy concedes defeat assassination of Kurt Cobain. By The campaign of emotionally distraught state, said Swamp Monster and non-Swamp John Riccardi. favored USG presidential the treatment he received from Monster alike. People thought If I 6. was elected, I'd have to make frontrunner Swampy, the some rollerblading opposition friendly Black Swamp members was less than favorable. changes to accomodate my special Creature ground to a "The rollerblading boy for needs [e.g. many humidifiers to screeching halt at 9:00 the Enemy told me to 'show my recreate his natural enviornment]. this morning. That is ridiculuous! Swampy Right now, I am one claimed he was angry Black Swamp "not caught off Monster." guard" by the Swampy said results. if the vote totals are "1 entered close enough, he will the game late, call for a recall. Realit "Look, I know and didn't have enough time to I'm not the first get a good head place finisher. I of steam behind should have worn me," Swampy the red flannel shirt. said. "We had the I refuse to finish machinery, we lower than second," had the grass Swampy said. roots support, Swampy's but our presence campaign was in Greek Living plagued by the lack was pitiful." of coverage in the Editor joe Boyle The media. Senior Writer joe Peiffer swamp creature, "Don't they understand that USG Executive Writer ]im Vickers who said he entered the race is the most impor- Major Writer Ryan Honeyman tant thing on this Handyman out of a call to Robt. Dinsdale duty, alleged that campus," he said. Hard-core Writer Aaron Weisbrod other candidates "We pass bills, some- Featured Writer Penny Brown and "unknown times, and things. I entities" may had plans to cut the Staff Ace Larry Hannan waste out of USG and Able-bodied Writer Matt Pierce have hurt his chances to face.' This is my face. I'm a swamp monster. We're not beautiful to lower meeting times to four min- Substantial Writer become the first Black Tom Denk Swamp Monster presi- your eyes, but it hurts my feelings utes." Enforcer Bud Hamilton dent. nevertheless to have my looks The candidate said he will Serious Writer Aaron Epple "Many oif our slandered by some preppie consider running for president signs were torn from scumbag." next year and has not ruled out Copy Editor Anna Wahrman vying for seats in the Graduate Copy Editor Tiffany Wendeln their perches by people The candidate said he was disturbed by the response he got Student Senate, Bowling Green City Copy Editor we believe to be working Penny Brown for an opposing party," from an opposing candidate. Council and the Wood County Production Alianna Dias the candidate said. "Our "They looked at me as if I Commissioners. He did have one Production Cathy Raidl witnesses saw shadowy had six heads," Swampy said. final request. "Now that I'm out of the Production Leah Barnum outlines in the dusk "Some asked why we were staging tearing our literature." a campaign. Wh ydo you think? To race, I throw my delegates to Alan Swampy, in an make this campus accessible for Keyes. Damnit all to hell, I needed this on my resume..." Page 2 • Weekend Reality • March15, 1996 The Bandwagon Aaron Weisbrod Mmmmm Hard- enough titled core. Drop Dead) on That's right boys and Toledo's own Sin girls, straight from good ol' Klub Entertain- Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania ment label. comes Section 3 1 5, one of Tracks included the hardest hitting groups to on this 10 song ever come from the bad-ass display of rage city o' steel. include "I Now before you roll Answer to No your eyes and grunt some- One" and the thing to the extent of "more cult classic "Life metal trash." ask yourself, Sentence." have you ever honestly heard The any true "hard-core" music? band's sopho- "It's about the stuff more effort is people go through every day." currently in the Explained Clay Peet. drummer final stages of for Section 3 1 5. "It's all real- preparation, life stories. We don't make however, and stuff up to sing about." the new CD Joining Clay in the (titled simply Section 3 15 line-up is his "Section 3 1 5") brother Todd Peet (vocals), is due out at the Dan Ford on bass, and broth- end of March ers Ben and Tim Suto on under the Sin guitars. Klub Entertain- According to Clay the ment label. "brother situation" was not, Tracks off this and is not any part of a very promising bizarre or twisted conspiracy. album will "Me and Tim were in a include "An- band called Drop Dead.'" other Dead Clay revealed, starting into Soldier," "One Section 3 1 5's origin. Step," and the anti-racism band When we see people wagon. " He realizes that the "Drop Dead broke-up and anthem "Colorblind" (which is dancing and slamming around "Toledo's going to be past few bands have been on me and Tim decided to form also on the Sin Klub compila- and mouthing the words, that seeing a lot more of us when more of the rock n' roll side of our own project called Sec- tion CD "Exposed II: Spreading sets us off. That's what turns the disc comes out." things, but he's got some very tion 3 1 5." the gears." Mmmmm Hard- diverse stuff comlng-up in the the Disease"). core. That was two and a This Sunday the band Rumors of a Section next couple of weeks. Honest. half years ago, and since then will be making the four hour 3 1 5/PORN FLAKES con- Intelligent comments can be Section 3 1 5 has been drive to Toledo again, to open cert have been circulating Aaron Weisbrod is the sent to here in Northwest Ohio for creator, writer, father, mother, [email protected] or moving full speed ahead. the show for Pro-Pain and God, and devil of "The Band- Since their formation Crisis. months now, and although 210 West Hall. Section 3 1 5 has played While on the subject of Clay didn't know anything gigs with the likes of such Toledo, Clay again commented definite yet, he did have some bands as Spud monsters. about his enthusiasm of their encouraging words for the M.O.D. , Shank 456, Pro- upcoming Toledo appearance. music listening populace of Pain, Souls at Zero, and "We are a LIVE Toledo: PORN FLAKES. Several of these shows have taken place in Toledo, and Clay bluntly admitted "There's never been a bad crowd In Toledo." In 1994 Section 3 1 5 released their first CD (which was coincidentally —cum TI-H»I*== SEPTEMBER'S NgMy7fl) Sat Sun Mat 2:00 44.-00 CHILDREN ,.SENSE*P SENSIBILITY Live Acoustical Guitar fJSJ (MIO njjMvajipFf■ ll«5j f" - - -j FRIDAY Fri. Midnight MAIM II is Nightly 9:15 The Ark ■ Only TICKETS AT THE DOOR Pulp Fiction m.T. MI uus Band S«t Midnight Only COOKS I old: Comi.|: "Blick Sknp" "F")aP«ikTillP»m" REGGAE ^pJfV Page 3 • Weekend Reality • March 15, 1996 •••■ Vr*** Cocktails with Miss BG swimsuit winner about vasoline on the teeth suit portion of the contest ? Lake Festival Pageant. That and the directors said I and taping up the nipples and JP- How are you today? MISS BG- All you have to do was over the summer in should enter more because all that stuff that people do? MISS BG Fine is put on a swimsuit and walk Celina they think I can do good but I MISS BG-i never put JP- Give me some back- around look at the judges and JP- How'd you do? haven't decided if I'm going Vaseline on my teeth cause I ground on yourself. Why you smile. I guess they judge you MISS BG-I got 3rd runner-up to cause it's a lot of work. never had a problem with came to BG, that kind of on your poise and your body and I got $800 for that. JP- Yea. What kind of prepa- smiling some people do that thing. and how it looks. They don't JP- Really?Cool. Think ration goes into doing these in cheerleading competitions. MISS BG- well ,1'm from judge you on your swimsuit. they'd let me in Miss Lake things? JP-really? Celina, Ohio which is a small It's really how your body look. Festival Pageant? MISSBG- Well for me it's MISS BG-yea. But no, thats town of about 10,000 people JP- So it doesn't matter what MISS BG-1 don't know. different. I did a gymnastics not true [about the pageant]. I south of here, north of your swimsuit was? JP- Do they have one for dance so I had to go workout think every girl except me Dayton by the Indiana border. MISS BG- Well, if you get a fellas? everyday and do my routine and the two other girls from I graduated from Celina high color that doesn't look good MISS BG- No. Its only for and make sure I could make BG taped up their boobs. school I did cheerleading and on you that's not going to girls. it through the whole way JP-Really. What does softball. In cheerleading we help you. JP- That's cool. Is that your without dying. boobtaping entail? went to nationals in Orlando, JP- Sure. So how did you entire pageant resume? JP -right, I tried that the MISS BG-I don't know I've Florida. We didn't make on select your swimsuit? MISS BG- Yea other day, trying to run a mile. never done it. ESPN because we got 12th MISS BG- Well it wasn't JP- Would that consist of the Couldn't do it. JP-really? well you've got and only the top 10 make on really the suit but the suit that same format as Bowling MISSBG- And so I get my your rumors. What is it? TV. I thought would be best my Green's workout from that. I do my MISS BG-I saw them doing it. JP- You were a mere hair mom actually picked out was MISS BG- Yea. Because it routine, so that keeps me in JP-Set the scene for me. away from ESPN. Wow. fuecha it's like a hot pink or was a preemptive to Miss shape and just practice my You're in the back room and MISS BG- And then I played something. Ohio. interviews. these girls are taping up their softball. I was the starting JP- Did they have any restric- JP- So you could enter into a JP- What kind of stuff do you boobs. pitcher for 4 years and got tions on the suit? whole bunch of different practice? I got an interview MISS BG-Yea I guess so player of the year from MISS BG- It has to be one things for Miss Ohio and if question There are many they can look like they have Western Buckeye Lake and I piece and it's not supposed you win one you get to go? starving children in the world. bigger cleavage so they like worked at the gymnastics to be real high cut but they MISS BG- Yea Right now someone is dying. tape them together. Yea it center in Celina. didn't really say anything at JP- Are you planning on What are you going do about didn't really matter though. JP- Cool. What made you get this pageant but mine was entering anymore? it?" JP-What would drive some- involved in the Miss BGSU more high cut than everyone MISS BG-I haven't decided MISS BG- Me personally? one to do that?Do you think Pageant? else's I think.in yet. The judges talked to me [long pause] I'd guess I'd just that's really obsessive almost MISS BG-1 was in the Miss JP- Think that got you some have to say try to tell people to the point where you like extra points? to... hurt yourself? MISS BG-No.thejudges told JP- Eat? MISS BG-Yea cause I think it me I'd won bathing suit in the MISS BG- Not to waste food would hurt and it looks kind of Miss Lake Festival too. [Joe laughs] I don't know fake. JP-Oh really so you're a two Hours: 6:00 A.M. -Midnight that's a tough one. JP-Well taping your boobs is time returning champion in Monday • Saturday JP- Hey! They aren't all going fake.. I'd say you've always swimsuit? to be easy ones. What all been a woman.... MISS BG-yea goes into winning the swim- MISS BG-Yea. $2.00 Fare JP-ls it true what they say For Persons 4-64 Years of Age JP-Never had an abortion? MISS BG-No $1.00 Fare Presents: See, Miss BG, eight For Elderly (65+), Handicapped Persons. & Children 4-13 w/ Adult Transit I.D. Card Required* Federico Garcia Lorca's CINEMARK THEATRES •Available at Grant's Administrator's Office. 354-6203 T Page 4 • Weekend Reality • March 15, 1996 A Tangled Web Putting the top down for an afternoon cruise on the Information Superhighway By Jim Vickers Shrine to Jennifer Cochrane's closing argument and the Some web sites are full of infor- "OJ. Jokes" section is worth a look. mation concerning the ever-expand- ust look at it as an educa- Anniston ing Star Wars universe. The i hltp://www.gresham.kl2.or.us/stu6*nls/jclemson/2 Chewbacca Home Page is not one of tional layover when you find clemson-html these. Consisting mainly of yourself closing that paper for In today's age of celebrity stalkers class and clicking on Netscape. it isn't surprising to find a shrine Chewbacca images and sounds, the site serves as an archive honoring With the Yahoo search engine devoted entirely to Friends Jennifer Anniston. It also wasn't very shock- A rarity found at this site is a gassed and ready to go you pre- picture of Chewbacca and family that pare to fill your afternoon visit- ing to find out that it consisted of only pictures. Want to know the was taken from a Star Wars Christmas Special that ran on television some- ing several of the mindless web actresses' interests, her background? sites that are popping up across Don't look here, John Clements, the time during the late seventies. An- our virtual nation like fast-food guy who's behind this thing, didn't other unique downloadable picture is want there to be any words to get in one of the Chewbacca and Family restaurants. For better, or for action figures. (Yes, they really did worse.these are the results of my the way of the pictures. exist.). afternoon behind the wheel. Break on through: Homer 3-D The Boba Fett Home John Strong's Shrine to The Homer Simpson Page Spam Page http //www eedarv illeedu/uudenV. 1070235/boba http://www jest arch.umbc.edu/-jsironl/spamhlml felt .hint http://www.inlcriog.cofn/~sgl/jeremy/homerhlml Where the Chewbacca Home Page The second-most famous Simpson John Strong's shrine to Spam serves as an archive, the Boba Fett family in the world also has its share opens with a package of the legendary home page seems more like one big of web pages. In fact, hundreds of food product flanked by a pair of advertisement for the Star Wars people have put together Simpsons stained glass windows. John's Shrine bounty hunter. At this site Star Wars web sites to honor the most popular to Spam is described by the author as fans can take a look at the new prime-time cartoon since the "but a simple altar, a stopping place Kenner Boba Fett action figure that Flintstones. Even smaller characters of rest on the path to enlightenment." "should be in stores right now." like Ralph Wiggum and Apu have Here visitors can look at the online Visitors to this page can also take a entire sites devoted to them. How- Spam Magazine or learn interesting look a the first eleven pages of an ever, I clicked on the one that focused facts about the pink food that is "not upcoming Boba Fett comic book on the patriarch of the Simpson clan. quite spice, not quite ham." The created by Dark Horse comics. There The biggest appeal of this site is shrine also features Spam Haikus that is also a vast supply of Boba Fett the vast amount of Homer-related have been submitted by visitors to the background information available page. For example: Highly unnatural/ material that can be downloaded from here. The tortured shape of this "food"/A Oh, 10 be young and online: Anniston it. Hundreds of Homer's most fa- Shrine low on text. small pink coffin. mous quotes, and more than thirty pictures, as well as a dozen short Top Ten Reasons Why clips from the show can be found on Scooby Doo is a Drug The Unofficial O J. this page. Simpson is Really Designed and maintained by Influenced Cartoon Jeremy Smith, The Homer Simpson hnp.//www/duc^ubtmtcduy-bur)te«t/w;oDby.hlntl More like a rest stop than an actual Guilty Web Site Page also has a printable text version hnp://www«rybercontm.nct/-cd Page 7 • Weekend Reality • March 15, 1996 From, Cobain, seven From Cocktails..., find anything — he's been had shot up with before, Nirvana. "I got excellent, fed a lot of red herrings. and would fix with again Is Love diabolical excellent contractual page four However, Grant starts to without suspicion. Some- enough to have planned things," she said of the uncover suspicious evi- one from the band Hole. and pulled off such a plot? signing. "I made them pull JP-Why do you think Her father thinks so — he out Nirvana's contract, and they should base a dence regarding Cobain's Hole bass player Krislen death and Love decides acknowledges that she Is everything there, I wanted scholarship with those Pfaff was found in the hyper-intelligent. "She's she'll keep him on her more." kinds of questions? Do bathroom of her Seattle totally fucking intelligent," Love had all of these payroll in case he uncovers home, dead from an appar- you think its right they anything incriminating. he said. "She thinks on six reasons, and the timing That way, she'll be alerted ent heroin overdose, on or seven levels at once." was definitely there — use those question to to any loose ends, giving June 16. Oddly enough, And a source close to Cobain had the Rome coma weed people out? Pfaff had been out of the Nirvana admitted the behind him, and another MISS BG-[looong pause) her an opportunity to country, touring with cover her tracks. group and surrounding domestic dispute on March Sort of because of Miss Janitor Joe, the Minneapo- personnel were wary of It was a perfect crime — 18 when police found him America. It all leads up lis-based band she had Love from the beginning. locked in a room with a .38 after all, Cobain was pre- played in before Hole. to that. Everybody in the disposed to suicide — he "Courtney always has a threatening to kill himself. Pfaff had left on tour just hidden agenda, and Kurt And his retirement gave pageant is supposed to wrote about it, talked after Cobain's death and about it, and supposedly doesn't," the source said in Love a cover for his sui- be a role model so yeah. had been in Europe during Vanity Fair, just after the cide. JP-So you think that attempted it before. Who most of the investigation. would even raise an eye- couple's marriage. "He's And of course, with destroys a role model if After the tour, Pfaff made definitely being led." brow when he was found Cobain dead, Love is laugh- you do something like plans to move back to She had the motives — ing all the way to the bank, dead under these circum- that. stances barely a month Minneapolis. When she the divorce and the expul- cashing in on his "Penny later? was found dead, a rented sion from Cobain's will Royalties." MISS BG-No. Not really But who did it? Who U-Haul waited outside her were plenty, especially if This article was written but if people know its would Cobain have trusted home, already loaded with they would hurt the sales with information compiled always in the backs of enough to let his guard her belongings. She had of her upcoming album, from the following sources: only been in Seattle for the far-too-aptly titled there minds down around? Vanity Fair, Sept. '92; Us, JP-You think it makes three days. "Live Through This." Aug. '94; American Jour- Not Dylan Carlson — themnot as good as a he's the Kato of this caper. Just weeks before Pfaffs "Now I get a chance to nalism Review, June '94; No, it was someone death, while Pfaff was out prove myself," Love said of Melody Maker, April 23, person? from Love's inner camp. of the country, Love asked the upcoming release. "If I '94; Newsweek, April 25, MISS BG-No Someone familiar enough an Us interviewer if he don't — hey, I married a '94; Spin, Dec. '95; Inter- JP-Well then, you'd still knew she was reforming rich man." view, Aug. '95; High Times, with both Love and Cobain, her band. "Did Kat be able to be a good role a person who could go to And then there was her April '96; Roll- (Bjelland, of Babes in jealousy of Cobain's suc- model then wouldn't Cobain with a story about ing Stone, June you? Love's designs for his Toyland) tell you she's cess and talent, which she 2, '94; Rolling murder and would be going to play in my new admitted in several inter- Stone, Aug 11, MISS BG-Yea but I think believable. Someone who band?" she asked. Maybe views. "/ was going to be '94; Rolling it's in the back of their could tell Cobain that Love not unusual considering the more famous of the two Stone, Dec. 15, minds and they'll be like Pfaff was off in Europe of us," she said in one was going too far, and that '94. "oh well she did this" or they had to go under- playing with her former interview. In another she band, but according to an stated that she purposely John Riccardi has something. Not the Miss ground before it was too America but Miss BG is late. Someone who Cobain article in Vanity Fair, Love outdid her husband when a summer internship copy had plans to get rid of Pfaff Hole got signed to Geffen editing for the Unabomber. supposed to be perfect. as early as 1992. Records, the same label as He thinks the X-Wes is for JP-li seems like holding wimpsr Conspiracy Nation will be featured weekly in WR. them up to their tests of Contact him a morality and why should [email protected]. that be done when that stuff's legal? MISS BG-I think those questions are kind of retarded though to sign thatform. JP-So you would not like to see that? MISS BG-Yea, I don't think they should ask it. Joe Peiffer is the Senior Writer for Weekend Reality and Swampy's campaign manager. He SATURDAY would like to thank Swampy for his confi- March 16, 1996 dence during these fldnts Available at door trying times. 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