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CORAL GABLES, FLORIDA I HlMIil SINCE 1927 VOIUMF 75, NUMBER 8 WWW.HURRICANE.MIAMI.EDU FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26,1997 in this issue UM parking director voices Skating visitors a risk concerns to SG • Skaters from • Parking Services off-campus may cause looks for more parking damage to facilities, UM spaces club reserves UC Patio By CHRIS SOBEL By SARAH GUARNACCIA Hurricane Staff Writer News Editor At this week's Student Government Many students at the University of Miami Senate meeting. Department of Parking and use skateboarding and rollerblading as an Transportation Director Sandra Redway alternative mode of transportation, a break and Department of Public Safety Director from their studies and sport. Major Henry Christensen spoke with stu Passing through campus, these rolling dent government leaders to learn of stu FRESHMAN SENSATION mechanisms are presentation of danger and dent's concerns about parking and public destruction to the university grounds. a Rookie receiver Reggie safety However, the avid skateboarders and in Parking and Transportation Director Wayne is off to an outstanding line skaters of UM do nol take responsibili start for the Hurric anes. Sandra Redway, who is new to her position, ty for the stunts that cause damage, such as spoke about what seem to be the two weaving between patio tables, jumping off biggest concerns students have had this SPORTS, page 6 staircases anil speeding down the ramps that semester. Those concerns are the price are intended for the handicap. increase for parking permits, and the limit According lo Dan Westbrook, associate ed parking spaces throughout the campus director of the L'niversity Center, the cam Redway attributed the rise in price of pus does not hold their own students respon parking permits to a required state tax that sible lor causing damage and being wreck- is forced upon the university. She added less that the price of parking permits rose pro Westbrook said that he blames those who portional to the increase of tuition. do not attend UM for taking advantage of Redway s strategy for combating parking the school's property in a poor fashion. problems is to encourage students to park in "We think that people from off campus the remote lots and take the shuttle bus. come here to skate We have a real problem Of the shuttle buses, Redway said, "It's with the damage. We don't want to become not perfect, but it's a good system. With the a neighborhood skateboard park for the city right attention and attitude, we can get of Miami," Westbrook said. where we need to be." The consistent amount of damage done to Redway said that she and her staff con UM benches, trash cans, patio furniture and ducted a thorough study on the shuttle ser- marble walls and stairs have cost the vices and concluded that what she saw in University a considerable amount. the first week of the semester was "undesir "It is costly."' Westbrook said. "Why able." should the universily be paying for up-keep "There has been some improvement in ing a building that is benefiting junior high the seven minute schedule," Redway saul of and high school students from South the huses, adding that specific problem Miami." slops tJjOBJj the route are being looked inlo STUDENT ON TOUR Damage occurs lo lhe UC as a a-stilt eif Senators askeel about problems with shut unplanned, unstructured skateboarding I UM student tours with aciisiiies conducted by those coming from tle driveTs who eletn't seem to know where internationally renowned KC off campus. Wcslbrook saul they're ji.ni!>! or are- cu-n Im tmnring and (he Sunshine Band . "People are intaniiliar with our rules and Stanford Circle m die motmkt$ so ihev eau \ regulations because we don't have contact finish reading then pii/x-rs with them," Westbrook said. Retlway saul thai rl sliuleiits i-iici.iiiilt'i ACCENT, page 8 When skaters come from oft campus, the problems like these Of any kunl wilh die administration and campus officials simply shuttle seniccs, ihev should takedown ihe ask them to leave. II Ihe particular party number ofthe shuttle and time of the inci ONE TOO MANY? dent, then notify her immediately. refuses to go, public safety is summoned to LUIS COBAS / Staff Photographer • Exchange student explores resolve the situation. The Department Off Parking and IN-LINE: Senior |ohn Reeder uses his rollerblades on campus. Either rolling to the soundness ofthe U.S. "Recently, we put a notice to our officers Transportation, according to Redway. is i lass or trying tricky moves, students depend on their skates to get them from point legtl drinking age. to pay particular attention. The problem is. looking at parking lots along the MetroRail they (lhe skaters | see us coming and they A to point B. track currently owned by Dade County and leave." said Major Henry Christensen, public the city Off Coral Gables as another possible OPINION, page 12 solution to the parking problem. safety director. The administration considers the students "There is always a potential of students The unlawful skaters not only pose the Other problems that Redway said she safety when implementing certain guidelines getting hurt and running into them. They would look into were the visitors to the threat of damage, but Ihey also present the regarding skateboarding and rollerblading. should not be skateboarding where there is Wellness Center parking in spaces reserved opportunity for accidents and collisions "In order to try and keep the costs down, that much traffic." Coombs saul tor residents at Stanlord and Hecht, and the news briefs when coming upon walking students we have to try and eliminate hazards that At the risk of running into students on closing of student parking lots during spe "There is detinately a liability factor. We cause people to get injured. We'd like to foot, the often congested UC breezeway and cial events like this week's career fair or POETRY FORUM WANTS are always concerned with someone's safe eliminate those people coming from off cam palio is off-limits to stunts, with one excep events at the Lowe Art Museum. On the ty," Christensen said STUDENT POEMS pus," Coombs said tion. closing of lots during special events, sena Although there has not been high rates of According to the Student Life Handbook. Sp.irrowgr.iss Poetry Forum Coombs said he fears the off-campus tors expressed ce.ncerns that signs may not lawsuits, there is always a chance for it, said " 'stunt,' trick or demonstration riding is not is offering a grand prize of skaters hurting themselves and suing the be visible enough or too confusing when director of Risk Lylanagement, Bill Coombs the are posted in the days prior to the event. $5(X) in its new Awards nl ichool, while he also said he worries about "We c.in gel sued. That is the reason why them running into his own UM students and Poetic Excellence poetry con we buy insurance," Coombs s.nd See SKATE • Page 2 See PARKING • Page 2 test. hurting them. Thirty-five cash awards are being offered in tho contest. I'iiits may enter one poem only, 20 lines or less, on any UM debate team wins at first competition subject, any style. Poems should he sent to the season." Mitchell said "Three people get pure enjoyment lead the pairs to subsequent compe National Debate Tour in October. A Sparrowgrass Poetry Forum, • Tournament held It is also the firsl lime the team from debating," Steinberg said. tition between each other, Helwich discussion about the paparazzi is Dept. LM, 609 Main St., P.O. has had 3 coaches, said Steinberg, According to Helwich, debate saul going to be an issue. box 193, Sisterville, WV at University of who has been the debate coach since teaches self -esteem, self assurance, "They buy into the team concept," Steinberg said he would love to 26175 South Carolina 1991). public speaking and critical think said Helwich. "There is usually travel to a Spanish-speaking country The opportunity to attend the ing, besides research skills. polential for rivalry, bul we have not some day to do have debate on a rel LINK ANNOUNCES MEETING By KARIN MORALES competition was not taken for grant seen it in this team." evant issue There are not any inter SCHEDULE Hurricane Staff Writer ed, said Steinberg, because their trip However, the members of the national students in the team, proba LINK, the VSC programming In their first tournament of the to South Carolina was not iust a "It's become harder team work together to attain their bly because the topics involve U.S. objectives It is one another's sup policy, Davis saul |.ti.ird, will be having its meet year, the University of Miami debate great feat for the team in winnings (to compete) because ings at 7 p.m. in the Pearson team won two team awards and one "It's become harder (to compete) port that they owe much ol their suc Also, Steinberg has been trying to ( l.issroom 103 starting individual award last week in the because there are more colleges, there are more cess in. said Helwich. get a segment on L'MTV. the cable Monday, Oct. 6. Earlybird Debate Tournament at the more technicality and because trav colleges, more "I want to help my debaters station on campus, he said. Other meetings will take University of South Carolina. eling is expensive," Steinberg said achieve the goals they have this The debate teams competiti-OO place Oct. 20, Nov. 3, Nov. 17 Senior Larry Wulkan won the thir "Especially because it's so expen technicality and year," Helwich said. "They are moti season will run until Nov. 16, where in University Center, room teenth indivielual speaker award, sive to travel for the competitions." because traveling is vated, bright people " they will be visiting such schools as 237. The students are required to One of the topics at Ihe competi the University of Alabama, which made him the 1 Uh best from expensive." For more information, i
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II, ,„ll,4»l, M.4,4. ,i ll. TiHuiluKii. UM Wellness Center offering SART aims to help rape victims cope • Response team cares for cooking series until December women on campus Nov 10. • Classes taught by "We will show people how to By ELVIRA PEREZ-ROURA take traditional recipes and fit Hurricane Staff Writer dietician, licensed them to a healthy life style," said The Sexual Assault Response Team is accessible to all stu Jackson. dents, faculty ajid staff at the University of Miami. chef The lasl class on Dec. 1 is UM provides a two part program that can help anyone who BY VICTORIA BALLARD Entertaining with Ease. is a victim of sexual battery or anyone who wants to help a vic Assistant News Editor "It focuses on party food and tim. The Wellness Center is sponsoring a hors d' oeuvres," said Jackson. "Advocates," is one part of the program, and is supervised new cooking series entitled "High Students of the cooking class by Dr. Kim Fuller under the direction of the Counseling Flavor, Low Fat" for students, faculty, keep the recipes and are allowed to Center. This is the anonymous and confidential 24 hour hotline staff and others. taste test the samples made in the called SART. The first class was called Meatless class, said Jackson. A group of faculty, staff, and graduate students directly Meals in Minutes. The cuisine focused Each class is $5 for students. assist the callers through this this crisis intervention hotline. on vegetarian meals. $10 for the rest of the university The sexual assault response team was founded at the "lt was a great success," said Loreto community and $15 for everyone University in 1992. Jackson, director of wellness prei else, said Jackson. "We felt there was a need for a place where people could grams. "Thirty-four people attended. I "The cost covers the food and be contacted after hours and on weekends since this is when wanted to get it off the ground and it the instructor's pay," said Jackson. most of the sexual assualts take place," Fuller said. really took off" Jackson tried to have the class Today, each members carries a cellular phone 24 hours a day The classes are on Mondays at 7 last year, but there was a lack of everyday of the week then passes it on to another member the p.m. in the Instructional Kitchen in the interest. next week. Wellness Suite. All cooking classes "People were more interested in "Whether you have been sexually assaulted today or weeks are taught hy registered dietician and working out and weren't ready for ago, they will help," Fuller said."They help with the decision licensed chef Donna Morton de it," said Jackson. "There was text making process. They help the victim decide if they want to Souza. much going on. People are begin make a report to the dean, public safety." Seating is limited in the classes and ning to ask what else they can do." According to Fuller, the purpose of SART is to help victims advance registration is required. There Jackson said at the moment the son out their feelings and confide in someone. is no deadline for registration. class is a mix of everything. "Since most of the sexual assaults that occur are proven to "We recommend you do it as quick "In the future we do special happen with someone you know like a friend, date, or acquain ly as possible because we can't guar classes for special groups," tance, victims have mixed feelings," Fuller said. antee you a seat," said Jackson. The Jackson said. The victims may eventually be referred to the Counseling class can not be held if less than 10 To register for any of the class Center, which is geared more towards emotional counseling. people sign up and has a limit of 30 es, call 284-5433. If a victim of sexual assault contacts the Counseling Center people per class. or the Health Center instead of speaking to SART, they will The remaining four classes will not be forced to make a police report but they will need to focus on a broad scale of areas. reveal their name on a confidential report. "We try to see where people's inter To contact the 24 hot line call 798-6666 or call Kim Fuller ests are," said Jackson. "I have already at the Counseling Center at 284-5511. started the list for the next class." "Education " the other part of this LIM program headed Interested parties can sign up for by office coordinator of Crime Prevention Pat Haden. is a individual classes, or all classes in the group of UM faculty, staff, and students aiming to educare the series. community about sexual battery. "Some of the classes may not inter Haden said. "Many people are misinformed about UM est you," said Jackson. However, most policy on sexual battery," she said. "It's printed in the hand classes will be of interest to all differ book. If a faculty member, staff member or UM employee enl kinds of appetites, said Jackson becomes aware that a student is a victim of sexual battery, they The next class. What's for Dinner, must tell the student tha tthey can not promise confidentiality is on Oct. 13. and must report the incident to Public Safety" "It's about how to make a meal The student always does have the option to keep an anony when you don't have a lot of time to mous identity even if their incident has been reported." cook," said Jackson. Haden said. "Some think that this will deter students from II GAMA • LOBO /Photo Editor |.|. GAMA - IOBO / Photo f (tile * The second class on Oct. 27 is confiding in them, but we have an obligation. We can't have Dinner Time: Chef Donna de Dig In: Freshman Shara Arnofsky stirs vegetables that she prepared during Flavorful International Dishes, focus Souza watches as the class people wlaking around with this type of information and leave the class entitled, Meatless Meals in Minutes at the Wellness Center this it unreported." ing on food from around the world. cooks. Holiday Cooking is lhe class on week. Skating for UM only At Dolby, Opportunity Nexer Sounded So Good!
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HURRICANI WARNING: Things to look for hi the next issue • Recap of Saturday's football game vs. West Virginia BURRELL NAMED SUMMER • Cross country team participates in prestigious Meet of Champions PLAYER OF THE YEAR • Men's tennis team opens season at Clay Courts Championships Universilv at Miami junior third baseman Pal Burrell was • Wellness and Recreation Intramural football playoffs begin named the Baseball Amenta Summer Player of the Vi Burrell, ,1 consensus first team All-Amenran, led the United States National Team in home runs (12), RBI (42), runs scored (33), walks 144), slugging per centage 1.8I81 and on-hase per Wayne catches on quickly for UM centage ( 551). The team pl.iyed a 34-game • Freshman receiver 15 passes for 215 yards and is the first fresh schedule which included trips to man to lead the team in recepiions in a garuc Japan and the Intercontinental leading Hurricanes since 1985. A guy by the name of Mich Cup in Barcelona, Spain. Inin was the last to accomplish the feat n Burrell, fifth on the squad with a in catches, yards game against Louisville. Wayne has othjeV .34 . hatting average, broke the things in common with Irvin, including h. Team USA single-season records height <6'2"), which makes it hard for sniiill JONATHAN SANTUCCI for RBI and walks. cornerbacks to cover him. Sports Editor Burrell, the only player in Last time out. Wayne had nine receptions Having produced ten wide receivers that Miami history to hit .400 in two for 139 yards. With the nine receptions are currently in the NFL, ihe Universily ol separate seasons, has a batting broke Miami's single game reception rec
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Virginia Tech - 23, Temple - 13 CELEBRATION lo kn* ofl Boston College 2-1 2-1 Syracuse - 30, TWane -19 Hurncane men's and women's bas 1 Temple 1-1 1-3 ketball Festivities will begin at Fxj e r a plu . but th 'ily This week's games: 10.X PM in ths Knight Sports West Virginia • 0-1 2-1 /s West Virgini.i Complex Be sure to arte" * there will be greal givt nt is an ab Syracuse 0-1 2-3 cial guesl appearand" .mi 0-1 1-2 more For mors MIDNi-,* sports. Tempi* /land NESS information, can Rut*., 0-2 0-4 f§h, Rugers, !** Marttsiing Office al 284-2400 Paat AtJveniterrwni • byRtCKCCHO (ONATIfAN SANTUCCI Sports Editors Ita MUH felUettt """' """""" '"' *M.MnHBHHLsssssssssssssssss»ssssMMMQH3 Hurricanes attempt to get back on track • yAiintriinaam* fightingfighting fofor playinplaymgc hmtime anand jobjobss we havhave aa chancchance tto responrespond thithiss "LasLast weeweek ththe defensivdefensive endendss rushingrushinc,. sso II thinthink wwe cacan pressuroressurec hauled itn 221 oof th..-.th.v..:: passepasses fofor 30302. Mountaineers will raise the level of competition at week." went out when the running backs the quarterback some." yards. that position." Lewis also expects the Hurricanes went out in the flat, so that left the The West Virginia passing game is Bulger also is not much of I next test for UM Jones said he did not anticipate to put more pressure on the quarter inside guys with double and triple one-dimensional with quarterback scrambler, having run for negative starting this early in his career, but back this week. Against Pittsburgh, teams," Lewis said. "Thau's hard I Mark Bulger throwing to receiver yardage this season Besides this Saturday he is excited to have the opporruniry. I'M had its defensive ends follow don't know anyone who can get a lot Shawn Foreman most of the time. •Foreman he doesn't have much to He also said he thinks the offense the running backs when they were in of pressure with double teams and Bulger has taken all the snaps for the throw to. Carlo Osegueda is second IY RICK COLD will perform much better the rest of the flats, leaving just the tackles to triple teams Now we took that Mountaineers and has completed 37 on the team with five catches for 6!< Sports Editor the season. rush tbe quarterback. scheme out and we'll have four men passes for 459 yards Foreman has yards. The University of Miami football "We've got a lot of talent, but team has traditionally played some we're still putting the pieces togeth of its best ball with its back to the er," Jones said. "We're coming wail together and getting better at execut • • THE MATCHUP *>|£ The Hurncanes are in such a posi ing. Things are starting to click." tion this Saturday as West Virginia The offensive line could also see a iLmM MIAMI VS. WEST VIRGINIA ^jf comes to town for a 3:30 matchup little retooling. Sophomore Eric QUARTERBACK: Ryan Crement'6 performance will be directly QUARTERBACK Marc Bulger has been effective in an offense that UM is in a must-win situation if it Schnupp practiced with the first related to what kind of protection the offensive line gives him. relies on the run. Bulger has taken every snap this season and has hopes to salvage a strong Big East team this week and could get his Clement has been beaten up pretty badly the paat two games, so aimc-Jeted 37 ot 66 passes for 459 yards and three touchdowns. He showing and potential bowl bad. first start, and stophonvxt Ty Wise is Ns health could play a huge factor the rest of the year. LJ is not a threat to scramble, having run for negative yardage Miami needs a victory to avoid its recovered •from an injury from an first three-game losing streak since injury which has kepi htm out of 19134. The Hurncanes have also action the past couple weeks. RUNNING BACKS: Edgerrin James bounced back trom a poor RUNNING BACKS: Amos Zereoue has averaged 147 3 yards per outing with a 100-yard output, but Dyral McMillan had an off game. never lost more than one Big last "Brie Schnupp worked some with game and scored six touchdowns Beyond that, the Mountaineers They are nevertheless one of the top 1-2 pijncbets in the nation. game in one season since joining the the first team and there's a possibih don't have much, with the next leading rusher being Curtis and if both of them get going in the same game, ft could be scary. LJ Keaton with 65 yards on 16 carries. conference. ty he may start," Davis said. "We're This is a very critical week for rotating guys around and are going us," said UM head coach. Butch to go with the five best guys that are WIDE RECEIVERS: True freshman Reggin Wayne continues to WIDE RECEIVERS: Shawn Foreman is one of the top receivers in Davis. "Wt need to bounce back and going to give us a chance to win the shine, and now he is joined by another true freshman in the start the Big East having caught 21 passes for 302 yards But like the win this week. W« are playing so game this week." ing lineup. Daryl Jones makes his first career start Saturday and tunning back position. West Virginia really has no one else to go to many young players I think it's also Wect Virginia possesses one of the junior Omar Rolle joins junior Magic Benton on the bench LJ Carlo Osegueda is second on the squad with five grabs for 69 yards. critical for us to go in and play effi strongest defenses in the Big East ciently." and should give the offense a good OFFENSIVE UNE: Miami's c^fensive line is seriously hurting and no •yyp OFFENSIVE LINE: The offensive line is similar in size to Arizona The Mountaineers JOT 2-1 this test. In preparation for the reset is in sight with a perilously thin bench The line played a pivotal State's with all five of its starters ranging from 290 to 300 pounds season and are coming off of a bye Mountaineers, Davis put the role m UM's frwbiWy to run or pass against Pitt. The Hurncanes need The Sun -Devils wore down the Hurricanes defensive line in the week. West Virginia's last contest Humcancs through rather physical the line to perform if the offense is to get in any kind ot rfvythm second halt so UM's conditioning will be key was a 31 24 loss to Boston College. workouts all week. All three of West Virginia's games "West Virginia is a good football DEFENSIVE UNE: Miami has slightly changed its scheme and W'FENSIYE UNE: The Mountaineer line has managed only two have been battles. The Mountaineers team." Davis said. "They have one now feels ft can get more pressure on the quarterback. West 'sacks this season and has had trouble against the run Boston needed two fourth quarter touch of the best defenses in the Big East Virginia likes to run the ball though and UM has not been effec College runner Mike Cloud rushed for 211 yards against West downs to defeat Marshall 42 31 in and they really come after you. They tive against the run since the first half of the Anzona State game LJ Virginia and the Eagles tallied 295 yards as a team the opener, and edged East Carolina are big and physical and have a lot 24-17 with a fourth quarter score. of guys back from last year." UNEBACKERS: UM's linebackers continued to struggle against UNEBACKERS: West Virginia s linebacking corps have account Miami has had a couple of tight The Mountaineer offense is also Pittsburgh. The Mountaineers have undoubtedly seen the game ed for nine ol the team's 11 sacks. Junior Gary Stills leads the knit games itself, but failed to come physical, relying on its running films and will attempt to pepper Miami with short passes. UM team wrth four sacks and senior John Hadley and junior Damon out on top in both. The defense has game. Amos Zereoue is one of the should also have Its hands full with running back Amos «?ereoue. Cogdell have 27 and 25 tackles respectively not been great, but the offense has top rushers in the conference with been downnght awful. 147.3 yards per game. SECONDARY: The Miami secondary is still awaiting a true teat as SECONDARY: West Virginia has picked off six passes this year The Hurncanes have shaken Zereoue is backed by a huge every team UM has laced has refused to throw the long ball. but has been inconsistent. The Mountaineers surrendered 266 things up a little, replacing junior offensive line, with all five starters However, they have stayed somewhat busy chasing down all the passing yards to Marshall and 319 yards to East Carolina wide receiver Omar Rolle with true weighing from 290 to 300 pounds. players who have made rt past the defensive line and linebackers. LJ However, West Virginia held BC to 166 yards through the air freshman Daryl Jones. Freshman Miami has struggled against the run receiver Reggie Wayne started for Us last two gaunes, but UM lineman junior Magic Benton last week. Damione Lewis thinks the team can SPECIAL TEAMS: UMs fake field goal tor a toucrtdown was the SPECIAL TEAMS: Cornerback Nate Terry is West Virginia's top "I want guys to be afraid of losing turn things around. lone highlight in another lackluster pertormance against Pittsburgh return man and already has a 100-yard kick return this year Placekicker Jay Taylor has made only one of three field goals their jobs," Davis said. "I think "We just need to keep working The Hurricanes still haven't blocked a kick and haven't broken a Omar has responded well and has long return since Duane Starks' tcuc^hdown in the opener. LJ Punter Bryan Baumann has been steady with a 42 5 yard average hard and pull together," Lewis said had an outstanding week of practice, "It seems like we're in a little slump. Graphic by RICK COLD / Sports Editor as has Magic Having those guys People we saying a Jot of things, but
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Senior Joel Berban goes Sr. tour with KC MARSAUS AT UM By MELISSA BURBACK Wynton Marsalis, one of the Hurricane Staff Writer world's top classical trum peters, conducts an open Do you like to shake your booty? rehearsal in Gusman Hall trom How would you like to shake your booty while traveling around the world 4 to 6 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 26. and getting paid' On Saturday, Sept. 27, he Well, that's enact!) what senior Joel Berban is doing. heads the Classii ,il I oi the past two years, he has been touring with KC and the Sunshine Band. Performance Matter Class in Berban is finishing up his senior year at the Universily of Miami as a Jazz Clarke Rec ital Hall from 1 ttt . Performance maior. He became involved in the band through a friend from the p.m. That evening he performs UM music program, Billy Spencer. Spencer, who was ala-aily performing with at Gusman at 8 p.m. The per the Sunshine Band, recruited Berban as | trombone player tor a gig the band formance is sold out. was plaving in Mexico City. Thev liked his sound and that one gig turned into fifty. Berban. the King of Disco and his band ha\e traveled far and wide. They've performed at Radio City Music Hall, Wrigley field and Dodger Stadium. This accent marks past summei, KC and the Sunshine Hand played with the Village People and Cool and the Hang at hot venues including the Garden State Amphitheater in • Dr. Frank Cooper, Professor New Jersey anil the Greek Theater in L.A. of Music History, Theory and As if that's nut impressive enough, the band appeared on the "Rosie Keyboard at Miami's New O'Donnell Show'' lasl May and is planning to travel to Japan in November. World School of the Arts, will Harry Wayne Casey, a.k.a. the " Disco King," has been boogying with his highlight the Lowe Art Sunshine Band for 24 years. Hit such as "That's the Way," "Shake Your Museum's Samuel H. Kress Booty," "Do a Little Dance" and "I'm Your Boogie Man" have remained pop Collection of Renaissance and ular far beyond the disco era. Baroque Art. For two attir There are even rumors that Casey will be inducted into the Rock and Roll noons in September and Hall ot fame next year for the band's 25th anniversary. The band is currently •October, he will perform on working on I new album with Tommy Boy Records as well. KC MASTERPIECE: The Ft the harpsichord and give a In addition to touring around the country with a lebraicd musicians, Berban Lauderdale-bred slide prt-M-nt.ition connecting is still a full time student ami said that "ll has been difficult to be out of town Sunshine Band bits musical themes to the visual and keep up with school." the road with Joel arts. The subject for Sept. 28 However, Berban said that being with the band has been a great experience Berban. will be The Renaissance in for him. "I like traveling and staving in nice hotels I have had the opportunity Music and Art and for Oct. 26 to see many places and feel lucky to have become involved in something like the subject will be The this," he said. Baroque in Music and Art, ! both at 2 p.m. t e • * B S* • Born in Georgia and h.iving worked throughout the world, Dr. I rank has Ix-vn living in Miami since 148<>. Ht- has Catwoman rec eived numerous awards and honors, including "Frank Hong Kong and France collide in Olivier Assayas' ingenious lima Vep Cooper Day." Mayor William Hudnut,Indianapolis, made When she finally meets the as the object of fantasy. Certificate of Appreciation, Irma Vep eccentric Vidal, he gives her no idea If Irma Vep takes place after the Mayor Stephen P. Clark, Dade 1 of what he wants from her, nor can death of French cinema, then it's County, and Certificate of t3n3n£ / he explain what's compelling him to one temfic seance. Assayas con Appreciation and Kay to the 2 remake Les Vampires in the first stantly tears apart his movie and City, Mayor William B. place. Her only companion is Zot puts it back together again in highly Chapman, Coral Gables. out of tour (Nathalie Richard), a lesbian mv entertaining and original fashion. Seating is limited. Call (305) tume designer, who can barely hide French critical theory, I assure you, 284-6181 tor reservations. By SCOTT TOBIAS her attraction to her. has rarely been this much fun. Non-Members $10, Members Film Critic In addition to allowing toi a call for discounted tickets When IM Femme Mkita was steady diet of sell-referential humor, released in the states to great art- the movie-movie premise of Irma • The lerry Herman Ring house success in 1990, critic Vep gi\es Assayas the chance to riff Theatre (1 180 Miller Dr., Coral Terrance Rafferty responded with on whatever conies lo mind. There's Gables) at the University of blunt hyperbole, calling it "the death a fascinating sequence where we Miami presents The Colored of French cinema." Thai's a lot of watch lhe first round of dailies, qui Mw.t-um by George C. Wolfe. blame to place on one movie, bul his goto*"* etly observing the stale vision ofthe Ivenings: Sept. 26, 27, 30, point was clear: A counlry that had director, an unexpectedly funny and Oct. 1, 2, 3, & 4 at 8 played such a large role in ti;, artis poignant dinner scene where Zoc GROVE MODEL MGMT. p.m./Matinees: Sept. 27 & Oct tic development of the medium over tries to seduce Cheung; a virtuoso 4 at 2 p.m. the past 100 years was completely aside where the actress gets in char Regular Admission: $12 forfeiting its national identity. acter, climbing on rooftops and Seniors/Studonh. $10; UM Olivier Assayas' exhilarating lima stealing a woman's necklace; and an Students: $b. Group rate. Vep, which begins a two week run ingenious ending that brings it all available. at the Cosford today, presents an together. insider's look at the wreckage Assayas' unusual decision to cast MODEL • Rathskeller events this Assayas' visual critique is no less Cheung as herself (a difficult role to weekend include: Friday, scathing lhan Ratfcrty's written one. plav) pays off in many unexpected Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m. exposing a contemporary scene ways He never misses an opportu followed by Punchline Game plagued by internal bickering, mass nity to contrast the assurance and SEARCH Show (win c ash and prizes) at confusion, egotism and creative 7 p.m.; Saturday, first "Miami prolessiimalism of the Hong Kong atrophy Fortunately, his film does Live" - the closest thing to film industry— which Cheung epit SATURDAY, NOV 22nd nl suffer from the same problems. South Beach without having to omizes— with their uninspired and The movie opens in the middle of go then amateurish French counterparts. a production office buzzing with She's the eye of a hurricane, al once 1:00-4:00 pm pre shoot delirium identifiable in her confusion and • Through Nov. 1, the down Rene Vidal, an aging, emotionally enigmatic in her tec-lings: a true at stairs temporary exhibition unstable leftover from the French movie star. It's no wonder that by gallery at the Bass Museum of New Wave, has decided to do a lhe end off the movie, everyone— Art and the 10)5 exhibition remake of Jeuillade's classi* silent the director, the crew, the audience space at ArtCenter-South serial, lafj Vampires (1913-16). lor and even herself— has regarded her Flonda will be transformed the lead, he has chosen Maggie- into a miniature golf course Cheung (playing herself)— one ot designed by eighteen signifi the major stars of Hong Konj Ktion cant artist and architects. Putt- movies— based on her work in The Modernism is a fully playable Heroic Tri... a silly supernatural miniature golf course which quickie where three sexy women combines a favorite childhood battle the forces of evil. YiJal sport -- miniature golf - with believes her graceful, balletic move PI JHE GWJVt art and politics for a healthy ments make her the ideal choice for dose of fun. Irma Vep, a cal burglar w ith a slinky The eighteen hole course was latex wardrobe to rival Frederick's FOR MORE DETAILS designed by eminent contem of Hollywood. porary artists. With nine holes When Cheung arrives from the CALL GROVE MGMT. at Bass and the other nine at airport, no one quite knows what to Miami Beach's South Honda do with her (305) 448-6105 Art Center on Lincoln Road, Accustomed to the smooth efti- the exhibitions promise to be ciency of the Hong Kong system one of the premier attr.it tions (where she's starred in b!S movies this season tor old and young MODEL. ANHHUVNH sin.e 1984), her disorientation is Photo courtesy of ZEITGEIST FILMS visitors and residents. compounded as she witnesses the rWOGRAPHERREXLOTT chaos iif ibe French system, where it ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME: DESIGNER MIGUEL WREOti seems a miracle lhat anything gets Maggie Cheung in Irma Vt/' Ti MUNI HIMIIM Friday, September Z f
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about this windbag film, offering the Tlie Peacemaker only comedy and cynicism, per forming much like his sly cnminal in From Dusk Til Dawn. Early on in the film he's a charming thug, crack #V, ing wise euii when he is slapping Russians around and tying them to chairs with duct tape. But then, his out of four character is also turned into a seri ous, save-the-world-and-the-chil By ZACH RALSTON dren hen. anil Clooney goes down with the ship. Film C run There's nothing like the threat of Conversely, Nicole Kidman con nuclear war to bore the heck out ol tinues her speedy downward slide to you In a tradition of Cold War ;t complete loss of credibility. films of the past like Dr. Strangelove Remember how good she was in and The D,i\ Aftit, the new action Ihtid Ceilm ;ind how bad she was in thriller from Steven Spielberg's stu Portrait Oj A Unix.' Maybe living dio Dreamworks, The I'ea,.•maker with Tom Cruise for too long is exploits mainstream America's tear cramping her style. She makes a of nuclear tattle with the Russians. mediocre role into a snooze of a But unlike the aforementioned pari. IX'li\ermg lines like a tele movies, this film does it so poorly phone operator with the conviction that you kind of hope for mass of a politician, Kidman makes what destruction along with a bottle of could have been a watchable charac vodka. ter into an annoying piece of lug gage for Clooney to drag around. George Clooney, hot off of this summer's critically-acclaimed art The filmnietking. by first-time fea house winner Batman tt Robin stars ture director Mimi Leder, isn't any as a tough, violent soldier, out to better Leder made her mark with find the thief of a bomb that was nd- some nifty "ER" episodes, but TV ing a train in Eastern Europe. A d.»csn't work like this. Her action bunch of guys with cool infra red scenes are stuffed with boring chch glasses kill several sleepy GIs in a es: cars jumping over fountains and clumsilv-directed opening sequence trucks dangling perilously over and make ott with the goods. dill's antl bridges (didn't we see this Working on a tip from Russian already this vear in The List World buddy Armin Mueller-Stahl, and Breukdms n'). The idea of using Clooney joins forces with com Steadicam instead of cutting to directors With a good project, he manding White House femme cover scenes is respectable, but could be quite a movie star. In tad, Nicole Kidman to seek out the Lector's camera never reveals any he does quite an acting job here: if stolen warhead before it is detonated thing of interest or suggests deeper all I got for saving the world from in New York City. motives. It merely looks like show nuclear destruction was Nicole manship for the sake of manipula Kidman in a swimming pool. I'd be The premise here is a difficult one tion. to build a good movie out of. Silly a lot mine disappointed than he was world destruction plots only work The Peacemaker is also remark well with a good sense ot humor and ably violent for a Spielberg-pro clever acting. Most of The duced movie. There are gratuitous I'M BATMAN: (above) George maker is so overbearing, stum shots of bleeding heads and cold Clooney wilh Nicole Kidman in bling and loud, that it doesn't have.- •Mayings of helpless victims by lhe Dreamworks Pictures' firsl (et much lime tor f'etei Sellers in a heroes ol the movie Much like turi' lhe I'c.H em.ikcr. wheelchair. The villains are slock hue Lies, the good guys in Ihis film liHineys {except one of them losl a kill as many people as the bad guy I. wile and daughter in war. so we're That's fine with me, but the movie POINT OF NO RETURN: shouldn't be praising one side and supposed to s\iii|>athi/e with his (below) Colonel Thomas Devoc murderous schemes) condemning the other when the line njje C I.Mjiii'y) an.l Dr. lulia and the good guys are cardboard ot good and evil is so blurry. Kelly (Nicole Kidman) in tht MM patriots On the basis ol his last tew roles, Clooney is really the best thing George Clooney should be given pensetul action film, The some better scripts and stronger Pfacem.iki -t.
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Exploding Digits If you scuffed your feet long enough without touching anything, you would build up so many electrons that your finger would explode! 10 Friday. •r as, ia»7 Tn HUH hwm _; pa. ... mm t - •- •' mm Levis lets it al Budweiser Super Fest holds its own By |EFF KREINDEL through the channels to see what else is meaninglessness. In case you don't know which commercials I'm talking Hurricane Staff Writer on. about ..THEY'RE THE ONES THAT I watch ALOT of television. I've I ask this question alot..."What were Dru Hill, Ginuwine, Aaliyah and DONT MAKL ANY SENSE! As far as always watched alot of television, ever they thinking?" I ask this when I see a I can figure, they involve Lenny Kravitz since I've been young. Many times I've horrible movie. I ask this when I read Mary J. Blige rap in the Miami Arena in a gas station bathroom, a cop chasing tried to cut down on my television habit a putrid book or when I watch an awful after someone in a taxi cab and then and I've even tried to quit. But that did television show. But now I ask this By KWASI TANKS music never stopped nor did the singing. At one stopping because it's only a misde nl work. I tried the Patch, which when I see some commercials on tele point Mary J , wearing a top hat and toting a gold meanor and an old Chinese lady. What Hurricane Staff Writt-r directly sends television, intravenously vision. Some of these commercials cane was walking down a flight of fireworks lit I don'l understand is how the same This past Sunday, Budweiser hosted the 1997 into my bloodstream in prescribed border on the absurd and others border steps The whole time she was singing ""I'm Levi's company who made such bril Super Fest in the Miami Arena. Super fest, lack doses to help withdrawal, but I ended on pure complete stupidity. I'll begin Going Down" liant commercials such as the Tainted ing opening acts, was kicked off with a brief up watching television along with the with the absurd. Bnnging up the rear was Bone Thugs in Love one(you know, the one involving Apollo theater style amateur night. The acts were patch so I got very sick. So I decided I There's one commercial starring Harmony. They started their show off with the emergency room and the heart improvised by volunteers from the audience. would have to live with my television French Stewart from "Third Rock from dancers dres-ied in masks, and holding swords. machine beeps making the rythumn for Following the pseudo opening acts was Dm addiction for the rest of my life, or until the Sun" It's a commercial for I'm thinking "What is this Halloween?" Anyway the song Tainted Give) can make some Hill. Seeing as how we are in the ages of the re I get cancer from the radioactive wave* Clamato. Apparently, Clamato is a Bone did come out along with a gigantic prop of awful nonsensical piece of... Any way, mix, Dm Hill flipped "In My Bed" four differ from my television screen But until I dnnk A tomato drink to be exact. a red eyed skull smoking a blunt. Bone put on a a commercial's purpose is to sell some ent times. One of his versions of the song includ die from cancer, I will still watch tele However, this drink isn't like V8 or good show even though at one point they did thing to the easily influenced consumer. ed a sort of skit in which two ladies were vision and I will still hate commercials. Sargento's tomato juice. No, Clamato have a sorry looking Tupac impersonator come There are two types of commercials, engaged in what could be deemed lesbian type C-bmmercials. Of the all the annoy has the flavor of onions and and a touch on the stage. the hard sell and the soft sell. And the behavior. "Of course if you have ever seen the ances in this enure world, commercials of clam. Clam!? I'm not a clam eater From start to finish the Budweiser superfe*t new Levi's commercials are, in the video for "Tn My Bed" it would all make sense. are tlie worst. The only purpose they but from my knowledge there are peo was on point. Every words of Flanders' from The Simpsons, Ginuwine was the next artist. He opened his seem to serve is to interrupt my favorite ple who do eat clams. The key word act held there abso-rute-a le-du-ta-ly NEITHER! act with go-go music. This type of music is television program. "Seinfeld." Now I being eat. But drink? Do clams taste native to the Virginia, Washington DC. area, and This would all be fine and dandy if know that the companies who pay for that good that there is a market for peo has not been heard by many music listeners so die commercial created brand recogni the commercials are, in all actuality, ple who actually crave the taste of clam this was a little different. Ginuwine. wearing a tion. Maybe it wouldn't be all that bad paying for the television program that that much they must buy a dnnk that blue bachelor # I shin was having as much fun, if if after a completely absurd meaning is on, but to me that doesnl justify their tastes like it. Now a drink that tasted not more than, the audience. He continuously ran less commercial I knew what brand was existence. We're all paying some like lasagna would be one hell of a off of the stage and into crowds of screaming advertising what. But I have to admit it obscene amount for cable or satellite dnnk If there were a commercial for women. Whether he was doing this for the excit took a couple of viewings to find out technology so why doesn't that pay for something like that I would shut up. ed ladies or himself I don'l know. But both Levi's was behind those commercials. the television program? I wish I could Afler watching the commercial, I just groups probably benefited. had to wonder how many times IM And I still don't know what they're answer that...but I can't. This probably Aaliyah made her entrance nsing from principal actors gagged after tasting advertising for. Jeans I guess Now all seems really trifle to five casual smoke filled stage. Although she had to apolo this GIHI forsaken drink. maybe I'm just being a meiser. Maybe observer. But to a television addict. gize for not feeling up to par her show was still I just hate all commercials. Maybe this is a really important matter espe Of all the commercials I hale the decent. Despite not being 100 percent she die. Hanson really does suck. But who am cially when commercials are really most, the new Levi's commercials have sing some of her hits, one of them being '"One I to judge. awful and my thumb aches when I flip to be the epitome of stupidity and In A Million." The energy that she couldn't bring to her performance was created by her dancers whom incorporated a light somersault, tumbling routine along with their dancing. In the middle of Aaliyah's act was a treat, she brought New York //>.(-er/\S *t LECTRICAL ENGINEERING • MECHANICAL ENGINEERING • MAT When something is too extreme for words, it's to the Nth degree. And that's the level of technology you'll experience at Raytheon. Raytheon has formed a new technological superpower - together, Raytheon Electronic Systems, Raytheon E-Systems and Raytheon Tl Systems are driving technology to the limit. And we're looking for engineers who want to push the envelope. Break new ground. Make their mark. 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Also, starving to death Charlie, Bob, and Steve, who This was a had idea. Hopkins there is a situation where they went into the woods to take some is amazing, but Baldwin (who could have resorted to cannibal pictures. Their plane crashed, was terrific in Glengarry) mostly ism. but I guess Hopkins can't be killing the pilot, and they spent spits and makes wisecracks. Poor eating people in every movie he's the next six days running around Harold Perrineau, who plays in, right? getting chased by bears and Steve, an excellent actor (the kid The cinematography by Donald falling into treacherous waters. in Smoke and the narrator in McAlpine is magnificent, espe The secret was, Charlie thought HBO's Oz) that is given a pathet cially in the controlled light of the Bob wanted to kill him so Bob ically uninteresting role, forced to set interiors. He shows more could get Charlie's sexy wife, but complain and watch Hopkins and range than he did in the equally Bob can't kill Charlie because he Baldwin scream at each other. beautiful Romeo & Juliet from needs him to save everyone fmm And scream they do. Most of last year, proving he is a talent to the big bad bear. Was Charlie just the film's comedy derives from look for. And even when silly, the •j jealous, or was Bob really out for distinguished Brit Hopkins action scenes are handled well by murder? yelling profanities, and much of Tamahori, which is a surprise. Such is the tale told by the theater will crack up when he Mamet's dialogue, despite the arguably America's finest living backs away from a bear, holding a requisite homophobia, racism, playwright, David Mamet. big spear and shouting. "Come and misogyny (look at the treat Photo courtesy of Unfortunately, this isn't a play, on, you motherf—er, come on!" ment of the Elie McPherson char 20™ CENTURY FOX and Glengarry Glen Ross it cer I laughed. This scene leads to an acter — who would have ever BACK YOGI, BACK: Anthony 2 Dude*. 2 Brains. 1 Cttl MM. tainly is not. even funnier reversal of the thought of her as just an object?), Hopkins and Alec Baldwin contains some great zingers and It's The Edge, a new thriller Hopkins persona, where Charles fight off a killer Kodiak bear in is walking around with a bearskin solid tension. starring Anthony Hopkins as a scene from The Edge. Charles, Alec Baldwin as Bob, coat that looks like it was knitted But, every wilderness movie and is directed by Lee Tamahori, by Jean Paul Gaultier. Baldwin's has to contain some stupid pop (Mm coat is much more American, and mythology symbolism about the who made a very cool New «i.»t < lajelpi • tnKotkl.1 Zealand drama called Once Were drapes over him with grittier sun, the rabbit, and the panther, appeal. and Charles spends too much Warriors a couple years ago. •rtjUe wit ••ffieiillf kirn wttiit tm «*•••, Sulk f\„,i, \»i_. frith. The idea of trapping three men And how come people in time telling people how to "make Jorge's Nt tl lekiil, itti.mi li kill frtt* thir flrtt "nil" etrttrttt jtkt i«aJ in the wilderness with no food or movies these days are always fire from ice," and not enough communication, and two of them conveniently lacking in common time beating up bears. You'll •tvt Ht mit. 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Who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with and why? Respond online al: www.miami.hurricane.edu •d for dorrty, brevity ond accuracy. • "Dri\ ers on Drive, vote, fight,bu t no drinking cellphones! America's policy on drinking alcohol paradoxical with rest of adulthood An 18-year-old can kiss his 16 year old wife good-hye one morn HELL, 3lHC£mZ CAN'T ing. They are both deemed adult 6o...WizMusreD enough to get married and have crd 7*0 THB IdCAL 8AZ babies. He can get into the car, since he Kecew£t>A have's hHb (r£T A MMK 8mX£ has been allowed to drive for the X'H 0MY2O X C^U^^S past two years, even though cars are GRAHAM KIRKHAM one of the most deadly killers fOd rue Pfiss&eNj; T'LL CrO TO b/SN£YLANb. known to man. VHhl WILL Ydo oo /VcV?, ast Thursday, while out enjoy On his way to the army barracks "Girls who ing an evening with friends in where he is deemed old enough to don't wear a st a popular local har, I wit fight, and possibly die for his coun bra." L nessed an unfortunate incident try, he stops and votes, being adult which set me to thinking ahout an enough to decide who he wants to apparent anomaly in American cul run the state and country ture. The law says you have to he On the dashboard of the car he has IMSEI 21-years-old hefore you can drink his gun. because he is old enough to alcohol own n weapon Backed hy Ihree huge houncers, However, if this MM wanted to he had confiscated a group's drinks have a beer on his way home from LATOYA LEWIS • SOPH. and very publicly escorted them work, or decided lo have a bottle of from the bar. It seems that one ofthe wine with his meal in a restaurant, group was only 20-year- old and had he could be prosecuted. an alcoholic drink. I'm no angry 20 year old, I passed The woman looked and acted as my 21st a long, long time ago and "Tesfs during maturely as the rest of the group, but can get a drink any time I want. The happy hour." as the manager kept saying, "Its the French are allowed wine from an law." early age, the Germans and Swedes Being a curious exchange student drink beer at 16 and the British in American studies, 1 asked the come ol age at 18 It seems, in this land of the free himself in his younger days) reasoned, response that explains manager ofthe bar why he thought it American lads get Fraternity where the people are supposed to Thomas Jefferson. George why you can he adult enough to do necessary to swoop down upon the mates to buy pitchers of beer, that decide the laws Ihey want, the gov Washington antl all the rest who the things mentioned above, but not people enjoying a quiet drink wilh they then have to gu/./.lc down so emment in Washington says to the fought a war. then agonized for be trusted enough to drink. No won such heavy-handed and Draconian quickly and surreptitiously that they individual states. "Ot course you can months to get a fair, balanced, con der there is a drug problem: it is eas measures get sick and leave the bar staff a have whatever age limit for drinking stitution, would turn in their graves. ier to get drugs than it is to buy a mess to clean up. I know that they drink if you are under 21. JOHN REEDtt • SNR. It was just a pity he enjoyed his alcohol you want, but if you do not Nobody seems to question why moment of power and glory so all would like an answer to this make it 21, we will cut financial you allow this state of affairs, what I look forward to reading, in the much. inconsistency and apparent contra support, or we will not back this has happened to the spirit ofthe six- paper, a sensible reply. I accept that To get right to the point of this diction. deal or that deal." ties'.' No protest, no questioning It's I may have some of my facts wrong. column, there is a paradox in the Do they blame the man who refus Sounds a lot like blackmail to me, the law; that is it. please feel free to put me straight. LISA which is the step by step es them drinks in his bar'' No, he is but the politicians will only say it's I am not saying make your drink After all. that is whal we are all here "People who approach to hecoming an adult It is only following the law. Do they politics ing age limit 18 or 16- you the for, to learn. ask dumb a topic that has probably been dis blame the local government'' No. its Oh yes. and it's for your own American people should decide i/i/c'sfions." cussal in this paper anil in papers a state law So. they blame the Sate gOOll what age you want Graham Kirklitim is n junior across ihe country. ni I hunt... nn nm realty Ben Franklin (who liked a drink All I would like is a halani'ctl. majoring m Amen, un Studies. Reserved spaces hinder education IN OUR OPINION History of parking problems However, the problem does not stop here. JAVIER GONZALEZ • SNR. When you realize that your nor leads to proposed solutions mal spot in the serpentine parking University of Miami parking categorical permits, such as lot has been replaced by a man has been an issue that has con morning and afternoon, etc., blocking the entrance and shrugging cerned studenls for a long time. should be devised. his shoulders, you head towards the Since the parking problem is Second, students would not parking garage such a well-known and debated mind parking far away if the "People who You get a suspicious feeling as issue for some time, The Miami shuttle service worked better think they you see people leasing the parking Hurricane would like to take this The current route is too complex know it all." ei's say it altogether, "Why There is one reason students garage with unpleasant expressions time to offer possible solutions to ami ihe only necessary stops are can't the Administration run attend the University of Miami: to on their faces. You confirm your help alleviate some of the issues along San Amaru Drive and parking effectively?" receive an education Priority num hunch about a full garage and won L raised along Ponce De Leon Blvd. to Recently. Lots #2W and #210. ber one is to graduate with a degree der aboul the students who only own Parking services has been the Stanford Circle. This would better known as the Serpentine Lot Everything else comes second to garage permits known for overselling permits fm speed it up tremendously. to students, were blocked off and this After trying alniosi every lot on spaces which do not actually Last, any opportunity to build spaces denied lo University of The Administration must, for the campus, wilh no luck, your temper exist, with the beliel that not all new parking garages should be Miami students The reason: appar sake of the students' education, deal ature rises as you see lhe meter maul students will be on campus at the taken advantage of without sec RAQUEL COLLIER • JNR. ently spaces were needed lor the with parking matters in a well- throwing tickets everywhere same time The reality however is ond thought. Mentor Program Orientation at the thought out manner. We do not need How can they, in good con that students feel they must come It is important to make sure all Business School. irrational, flippant solutions, solely science, close one of the largest lots early in the morning to be students enrolled in the When the entire Serpentine Lot is decided upon for aesthetic or pro on campus and then proceed to tick assured parking. It is hard lo get University have the opportunity closed on Wednesday for an event motional purposes. et people who have no place lo a spot even for an evening class to attend the classes they have "Ui 11 IJJIUKII l that will take place on Thursday, park' This Mentor Program Orientation Obviously, more permits than signed up for and gel the eiluca on campus" something is wrong. When you get a parking permit illustrates this argument perfectly -•paces should not be sold II this tion they desire. To do so, they The University needs to be com .you enter into an agreement. When First, it is a program that is extrane cannot be helped, then perhaps nee. I a place to park mended for its wonderful programs ous to classes. Second, it only con they close lots, they are breaking to help students achieve all they can sists of a limited group of students. that agreement, and stealing money: once they graduate. Granted, the program is extremely plain antl simple. However, the important thing to beneficial and will help many stu Last issue's Opinion section featured an article enti remember is that first students must dents, but the reality is that Ihis pro Ben Ferguson is a junior nuiioring tled "Lizard moves in, room becomes double." The finish school In order lo do that, gram tea not apply to the majority in news editorial loniinilisin inul they must attend classes In order to columnist's name was misspelled and should have been of students and. due the parking international studies. Maximilian Damian Najman. 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