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This novel is forged from the love of liberty, in pursuit of liberty to love unambivalently. - 2 - -1- Charlie and Albert Charlie Stewart woke up with the same thought he had woken up with since he turned eight, Today I don’t have to be Charlie Stewart at all. He could be Björn, he could be Karl, he could be Javier, he could be Salvatore Jørgen Vladimir Ngor Jean-Baptiste Godard. But today he decides he'll be Dean. Dean Einstein Alexander. Albert Einstein had once said about his relativity theory, "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - 3 - This quote had been inspired by a black Trinidadian girl named Abigail Walker. And they did more than just sit. Einstein had also been known to say, "If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants." And this was exactly what happened. Little was known of the details of how Albert Einstein came to have sexual contact with a Trinidadian girl in 1919. But it was most likely somewhere between his divorce to Mileva Marić in February and his marriage to his cousin, Elsa Löwenthal, in July later that same year. Maybe Albert needed the Caribbean breeze. Maybe he took a little vacation to bruk out for a week or two to congratulate himself. After all, on May 19th, 1919, a total solar eclipse in Principe and Brazil was observed, and his theory of general relativity was then confirmed by one Mr. Arthur Eddington. Putting the details and motives aside, the main rib of the saga was that Mr. Einstein, fresh out of a divorce, met Ms. Walker, twenty years his junior, sat with her, lost his pants, dingolayed with her in bed and nine months later, Dean's mulatto grandfather, Timothy, was born. And then Dean's father, Andrew, some thirty years later. And finally, Dean, some more after that. Mr. Einstein's paternal absence affected these three generations of men. Dean's grandfather, Timothy, had left when Andrew was two years old to find his father. - 4 - He never returned. But Andrew had never held anything against his old man. He figured if his father was Albert Einstein, he would've used the opportunity to meet him too. Then 17th April, 1955 came. An abdominal aortic aneurysm sent Albert Einstein to the hospital. The following day, he was dead. Timothy mailed a letter to his family saying he was going to attend the cremation in Trenton, New Jersey, for the scattering of the ashes. That was the last anyone ever heard of Timothy. Nobody ever knew if he had ever met Albert. Or if he had ever even made it to the cremation on time. Andrew, himself, disappeared when Dean was born. But there had been no extravagant story or pilgrimage to back it up. As for Dean, to be the great grandson—estranged or not— of Albert Einstein, a name synonymous with genius, was quite a burden. Quite a shadow something like that tends to cast. But for anyone who was familiar with Charlie knew this was the way his imagination ran. They all knew what Dean Einstein Alexander exactly was. Only Charlie thought that his life story was going to climax with some plot twist concerning his lineage and ethnicity. But Charlie was Charlie, with not one inkling of German-Caucasian in his blood and no trace of Einstein in his genes. It was what some Trinidadians would refer to as gobar. That's Hindi for bullshit. Most dismissed it as just simple clever playful delusion, one that this eighteen year old red-skinned boy played off not - 5 - just in his mind, but out loud, like how that one hyperactive child could get a little too involved in a game of cops and robbers. "I will never achieve the genius of my great grandfather," Charlie lamented, as he settled into the backseat of Bobby's taxi. "Yeah?" Bobby said, starting the car and driving off. He looked at Charlie in the rearview mirror and asked, "What gramps do with himself so?" Charlie counted them on his fingers. "Special theory of relativity, founded relativistic cosmology with a cosmological constant, founded Zero-point energy, EPR paradox, quantum theory of atomic motion in solids." Bobby glanced in the mirror and saw a palm full of words and terms that would never matter to him in his life. "True talk?" Bobby remarked. "My great grandfather used to beat mine. Which cause my grandfather to beat my father. And you could guess what was coming next." He lit a cigarette and puffed two rings of smoke out the car window. "Mine was a great man," Charlie said, looking out the car window with a gentle wistful smile on his face. He then turned to Bobby and said, "You know Time named him Person of the Century?" "Time?" "Time. The magazine." "Oh. Yeah? That so?" Bobby laughed. "You a very lucky boy." He blew another smoke ring. "And how school goin?" "It good." Charlie bit his fingernail. "What happen? You don't like talking bout your real life?" - 6 - Charlie kept quiet. "But you will go and run your mouth about your grandfather." "Great." "What?" "Great grandfather." Bobby nodded. "Great great great. Sorry, boss." Charlie said nothing for the rest of the ride. When they arrived at the church, Bobby parked along the side of the road. He observed the other cars in the adjacent church parking lot and remarked, "Boy, I still can’t figure out why you leave your house to come so far for Saturday evening service. It have a church right in Edinburgh, you know." "Confession." Bobby cocked his eyebrows. "You is a Christian?" "Christians don’t confess, Robert. Catholics do." Bobby sighed. "You is even a Catholic?" "Don’t have to be Catholic to confess." Bobby looked at the cars. "Them other people here for confession too?" "Some of them," Charlie said. "Some of them just sit there and say nothing. And I think one of them just likes chocolate chip cookies." "They does serve chocolate chip cookies at confession?" Bobby asked, not expecting a proper replied. And he didn’t get one. - 7 - Instead, Charlie just pitched four crumpled dollar bills into Bobby's lap and uttered, "I'm late." "Jeez-and-ages, Charlie, don’t pelt the money," Bobby grunted. Then he furrowed his brow and added, "How you could be late for confession?" Like the White Rabbit, Charlie glanced at his watch and kept up, "I'm late, I'm late," as he hopped out the taxi. Bobby shook his head with passing concern before driving off. Charlie made his way into the church, headed to the left and ducked through a low doorway into a small room. People sat in a circle at the center. The purple curtains fluttered with the fan. The big ceramic Jesus peered down upon them all in perpetual agony. Two smaller Jesuses at opposite ends of the room faced each other. "Ah, David!" Pastor Anderson exclaimed to Charlie. "I almost thought you weren't coming!" Pastor Anderson was a burly man who always folded his legs and jiggled his feet. Charlie smiled. "A little trouble with the babysitter. I'm sure you all know how that can be!" "Ah, yes, yes," went the women in unison. Then scattered murmurs. "Very hard." "Tough nowadays." "All too well, Dave, all too well." "You should just bring your little Sadie here, David," Kathleen said. "She sounds so absolutely darling." Kathleen is a white woman in her mid-thirties who always wore sandals, bright-hued frumpy-looking dresses or flower-patterned tops and gawky costume jewelry. She let her long blonde hair hang loose - 8 - and her nails would usually be painted zany colours like bright orange, electric blue or mint green. Charlie often wondered if a rich fat Trinidadian businessman imported her from Romania and got killed by a heart attack a couple years later. And her perky attitude was her only means to deal with the grief. "You know he can't do that, Kathleen," Gloria jumped in. "Same week you does say the same thing over and over." "It's always worth a shot," Kathleen tittered. "You don't even carry photographs of the girl in your wallet even, Dave?" Charlie took a nametag from a plastic bowl and, while searching for a pen to scribble David, related to her, "You know, I used to do that. Before my wallet got stolen. Right next to some ATM in Chaguanas. I had five pictures of my Sadie in it that I didn't have copy prints of. Stupid, I know. Now, I just keep extra careful because I don't want no blasted bandit owning no picture of my baby." "Yeah, and they're lurking everywhere nowadays," Kathleen said, frowning. She then added with a disgusted shudder, "And those kidnappings nowadays. You heard about that new one with that poor girl who was bicycling near the airport? Absolutely appalling what this country has come to!" Charlie nods but said nothing. As he went to take a seat, he noticed that there were two new people that week. A frail looking woman in a sundress. Her nametag read Indra. And a man looking in his thirties, wearing a grey flannel shirt and jeans. His nametag read Michael. Charlie shook their hands. "Always glad to see new single parents here," he said. - 9 - Charlie sat opposite Mr.

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