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lncorpoiatingIOU magazine March 15, 1996 Truly, Madly, Juicy •Ilocirocl city ALAN RICKMAN SPEAKS EXCLUSIVELY ABOUT FAME

AND WHY HE HATES IT Interview inside Juice r11419sistne THEFT OF RESIDENTS' CASH GOES UNCHECKED FOR TWO YEARS Thousands stolen in hall mail scam TUOINT By MARTIN ARNOLD .1■11 Special investigation CHIEF REPORTER PLEASE HELP FREE MY DAD FROM JAIL THOUSANDS of pounds have been stolen from students at a hall of residence in a mail theft scam lasting more than two years. A Leeds Student investigation has discovered that students living at the Beckett Park campus repeatedly complained of valuable mail going missing - but they received little support from university officials. Many of the victims found that their bank cants. electronic equipment, compact discs and birthday cards containing cash failed to arrive, Inquiry Now police have launched an inquiry to find out what happened to the missing post after 16 incidents were reported in February alone . Detectives ■Alipe4:1 hank and credit cards taken from the mad have been used to steal cash from students' bank amounts. Andrew Salt. the students union's VP Beckett Park. said: "Our office has kept a complaints book whit* shows incidenis of mail Inss steaming mote than two years. However. despite being made aware of the problem in the mail room. the university failed to take arts decisive action." Nicola Stuart. a second year BEd Primary student who lived in Caedmon Hall at Beckett Park last year. claimed: "I was sent a bill for CDs that I never received or even ordered. It wasn't just a few of us - everyone suffered the same problem • and we tried to complain hut were told nothing could be done withotn proof. In the end D lit'VOrd redittct my mail to my borne address." Her claim was reinforced by Andrew Everingham. an infonnautai MURDER APPEAL: Law student Annabelle James is facing an uncertain future after her father's appeal against a Science student who also lived at Beckett Park last year. think there murder conviction was thrown out last week. She says his life sentence is a miscarriage of justice - but her light had hen complaints before I arrived tn September I 9444 because the to win his freedom and clear his name could cost her a university career Full story: pages 4 & 5 Plc: Nick Lee CONTINUED ON PAGE 2 INSIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-7. Feature 12-13. Careers 14, Travel 15. Science 16, Consumer Affairs 17. Sport 19-24. Plus 16 page juice pullout magazine 2 1.VTitt5 $111►1ENT FnIty Mach 15 WIN News Repeat theft of uni computers Rolf Harris runs hall ball into debt Cash stolen STUDENT 'THIEVES who broke into a is an alarm system linked to ORGANISERS of Bodington than expected. His fee was tre.t..g 5tode,r1 r. an l udrtwn.lrld university building stole two university security. Hall's annual ball have been said to be "several thousand in mail scam Iludc40 computers just weeks after they A security review of the criticised for mismanagement pounds". Leeds 1/niver%it), LcrJr Andrew Page, a warden at CONTINUED FROM PAGE %le:ft-v[1'1111m 11t,retNity tad ..ttwt were replaced after a separate building has resulted in plans to and overspending. writes ■ Bodington Hall. said., "We aim . t.11c,•c..❑ w ,mil .Lr.• Ina! t.er.1. All robbery. write Zilia !hewn and install bars on all windows to Marian Birch. residential officer announced 0.t ,:i l.0, I,,Idr by 4 old(' a Emma Teasdale, strip any further break-ins. They have sold out the to break even throughout the on our first day that we I htll ..ail have 411 \ The computers were first Liz Kirkness from the service 1.000 tickets for the event at year." should not have valuables 1.1e.y le (111. Resident Jared Seth. stolen from Leeds University's stressed: "All clients' E23 per head but have failed sent to us in the mail as there Counselling Service on February information is completely to generate enough cash to studying English. said: ''It were problems with the Hall's Led{ Studint nr.vapvi 8. but soon after their confidential. No names or cover entertainment costs. sounds like had post." UM. t ni.ws11) Vision mismanagement. it's a lot of PO n1,t 137 replacement the new equipment addresses are on the computers The headline act. Aussie Detective inspector LEEDS was taken on March I , therefore absolutely no entertainer Rolf Harris, money to spend on a single act Graham Wilson claimed "We LSI [UN At present. the only security information was leaked " proved to be more expensive but I'll reserve judgement." are investigating incidents Editar and are now looking for Miro Rinse students who have left the Deport italuir Halls and may have had cards Sunr, or valuables taken." tarn 1411,0 Vice-Chancellor Geoff Hitchins said he regrets the %to, Irdti,ort lorn situation but stressed they had VI. Job, worked closely with the ..010211, WAIL.- police and Royal Mail- "The system of mail distribution Monks Rdildo, Solo drivers are has also been reviewed." Jemliftl Siam). w. 1:1111 He defended the university's inactivity "There Camel, Editor clime (.21...u-• was a marked increase in complaints about missing I mums! a Amara,. 'lung Mks mail over the past year. but it took a long time for a pattern to emerge." A man is helping police iven red light with their enquiries. Hs Ai ratvAirrm The university have now their cars at peak times contacted all of the residential MOTORISTS who share students asking them to report Moir Naar. could soon earn money and road priority if new CONSTRUCTION HEADACHE any incidents of valuable mail ars EAU proposals are put into practice. going missing this year. 1)44.4 01b4-41 (Ira MI ova The move is part of a Andrew Salt said: "We are hid to tackle peak hour very pleased that the incident SHARING has finally come to an end. congestion on some busy Many of the students will he roads to the city. Leeds able to claim compensation City Council is bidding for DRIVERS and the union will support £ 150.000 from the them as far as possible." European Union's 'Drive' I `-`' Picous Ldlt. . —7 eft•.••emio Ciare programme to reward TO EARN Christians help NSA 1,-, drivers who give others Prtmlucilm lifts at times of congestion. A CHRISTIAN group is Blarasor Stew If the bid is successful PRIORITY organising a series of events Kai Tom plans could be underway However not all to help combat exploitation Scame 141tor of the Third World. writes mad 40.s within 18 months. environmental campaign Council researchers are groups believe sharing lifts is Anna Dent. Faille National group Christian • also considering the benefits the solution for tackling road Aifildant Spurt Lull,, of Aid has teamed up with Paul Ituhaz.to,, creating special lanes on congestion. Jane Puzey from some main routes. The 'Transport 2000' claims that a LMU's Chaplaincy to 114 provide information about Masai/lb,* separate lanes for so-called such programmes are merely a 'High Occupancy Vehicles' small step in the right international debt, fair trade Travel Edbirr and the effects of First lipm P* irst would operate in a very direction: "We need to ► similar way to the familiar evaluate the whole way we World economic policies on Atimlong ninnies developing countries. 0-, bus lanes on many roads. travel, including the designs HEADACHE: Residents of Charles Morris Hall Pie: Jeff Shaw 1,44..11 According to Leeds City of roads and cities. Sharing They will he staffing v=1r 1...... council 76.5 per cent of cars can reduce the number of cars THL construction of a new Morris Halt claims: "It has stalls at the Beckett Park passing through Leeds city at peak times but it does not library extension has been interrupted my studies many campus and the City Site, Heard a good centre have only one address all problems of road causing a headache for times this term". starting today. where occupant. congestion." residents of nearby Charles But Deputy Librarian of the students can learn about poor story? Call the 'Free Wheelers' is one If these plans go ahead Morris Hall, writes Emma Edward Boyle library. Mr Hugh countries' problems, and buy organisation that would they will effect most student liawkaworth. Wellesley-Smith. shouting over third world goods from fair welcome such moves. They motorists, such as car-owner For the past month daily the noise of the pneumatic trading company Traidcraft. Newsdesk aim to match passengers and Donald Gough who says "In drilling and noise from heavy drills, said- "We have arranged A national Christian Aid drivers who are travelling on principle the plans have to be machinery has been disturbing the construction work so that campaign has so far the same routes. setting up a good thing, but I can students and library staff alike. there will be minimal noise for collected 6.000 signatures 0113 clubs for car-sharing in imagine it might become One first year Medical students during the April. Jun• of people interested in 2434727 student unions. pretty annoying.' student and resident of Charles and January exam periods," helping fight the problems. Want to *Weather news * Weather news * Weather news advertise? DJ at Back to Basics!!! Contact I he Let.ils :Oudot/ has teamed up with the Cavil 14c to send a budding potential talent all the way to the top. 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THREE freshers were subjected to a terrifying ordeal after a gang of youths attacked them just yards from their hall of residence. Gun muggers writes Sharon Milo& Joanne Delimy, Laura Smith and Johtnehan Yardley. all students at LMU. sustained serious injuries that required immediate medical attention after PRIESTS ON THE RUN the unprovoked attack. The II perpetrators. thought to be around 17 years old. struck as the trio were walking home to Kirkstall Brewery Flats. They approached the students striketh Muhl Fitta and started verbally intimidating them. When the students ignored A FRESHER had a gun held to his neck by a gang their remarks the thugs punched of youths in the latest of a series of armed attacks one of the girls. on students in recent weeks. The attackers then punched Sam Barton. a Media and kicked Ihcir s iciiinsin the head and stomach, The offenders Technology student at GUN ATTACK ran off when help arrived from LMU. was walking home at the nearby Bridge Inn. 1Ipm last Thursday when ON FRESHER Joanne said: "It has shocked he was confronted by two me as I did not expect something young males outside like this would have happened a AS HE WALKS few yards from the hall's petrol station tin entrance, on the main road and in Meanwood Road. a well lit area. One of them produced a BACK HOME, "1 now feel really unsafe gun and forced the first year to when I see people on that road - hand over his walkman. incident to Police. I'm scared it might he our of Sam described how the Security otticers at the ball them " terrifying incident unfolded: "I of residence were also had been to the Old Bar with informed and offered some friend: and on the was assistance. home I saw two lads, with two Although obviously Gatesmash girls also hanging around" shak u. Sam did manage to The young men, who used lake Nome consolation (ruin DRUNK party animals left a scarves to conceal their faces, the incident: as he handed huge bill this week after approached Sam and user the walkman. he cheekily bursting into a student house on persisently asked him for managed to take out and Friday thinking a party was in money. conceal the tape he had been full swing. writes George listening to. Rutter Pushed This is the latest in a spate Second year Paul Mandeville But when he claimed he of gun attacks on students in was disturbed by a knock at the had none. he was pushed Leeds. Two weeks ago a group door at 3am and, thinking it was around and then hacked up of footba 1 I supporters were housentate returning from a against a wall. threatened by a gunman at the night out. opened the door. "One of them pulled out a Skyrack pub in Heading ley the w rong But the visitors turned out to gun, I think it was an air after they cheered be four unknown drunks, who pistol. and put it up against my team. In another incident. a group pushed passed Paul demanding neck. They'd noticed my of students walking through to be let into the party they earphones and told me to give believed was going on. them my w all: man They kept Hyde Park were accosted by a group of youths and The four went into Ben's on at me. so I had to go along threatened with a gun, while in downstairs room and began with it". chanting 'Blue Army'. while After the ordeal, Sum the same area a pair of playing his £3,000 trumpet, returned to his flat at teenagers were seen taking potshots at a bus. which they then smashed. They SugarwelI Court to report the caused extensive damage and stole several items. including an assortment of coins Paul had collected on travels around the world, before he managed to throw them out. STICKY SITUATION A STUDENT from Leeds people at this university." he Pool boost found herself in a sticky said. situation last week when she Katherine has learned her CAMPAIGNERS for a new returned to her car to find the lesson and says, -I now walk campus swimming pool received locks had all been to uni%ersity which is better a boost at last week's LUU superglued, writes Sophie for me and the environment." Annual General Meeting, writes Mallow. David Smith. Katherine Harrison. a Students voted to mandate the postgraduate student, was union to put pressure On parked close to the Earth Cheers! university officials in bidding for Sciences Department at RUN THE WORLD: The chaplaincy team go through their paces Pic: Paul Shelley the new sports facility. Leeds University when the A I MOUE sports drink They also agreed to pass a formula has been designed WANTED: anyone BY EMMA TvASOALE 550 members iS over 60 years culprits struck. new union constitution, radically in it joint venture between looking to work off LINA- BIANI old and thinks it'll be great Luckily they did not glue altering LUU's internal structure fun." the car's hoot luck so both Leeds universities, Pool, taking in the ring road and procedures. that winter tom - in He added: "If you feel Katherine was able to get in writes Allison Phillips. before finishing at the Town But motions to mount a the name of charity. you cannot run the full 13 to her ear. The new sports drink, to Hall. priority campaign for free beer, Leeds University miles. a relay team can he The geology student says he called • Marathade', is So far the team consists and to give DJ Carl Cox the title chaplaincy is organising a organised where each whoever did the deed was designed to rehydrate of three chaplains, four -Honorary President' of the member runs four miles." very 'glued up' on locks - athletes more quickly than 13-mile marathon in students and three members union for his services to students, To sign up contact the they had done such a good current products. Leeds and they are still of staff. were comfortably overturned. chaplaincy, where you can job the locks had to be totally The research has been looking for another 10 Simon Robinson from the The AGM achieved the also find out details about replaced. This cost the carried out over the past students to compete in university chaplaincy says: quorum of more than five training runs and schedules. unimpressed student £60. three years and with a their charity run. "No matter how out of hundred members fur the second The money raised is A spokesman for patent on the name already Runners will be on their condition or ancient you are time in two years, even though hoped to exceed £3,000 and university secunty blames the secured a hacker is now marks on July 14. The route you should be able to run it being sought to promote it. the pre-meeting-build-up was hit will be &mated to Christian gooey deed on students. starts at the International "One of our team by personal conflicts between Aid and St Georges Crypt. "There arc lots of childish rnenthers of Exec. 3 4 I FI DS STUDFS:T Fr,Li 1%1An-h 15. 1046 News viewpoint FRESHER FIGHTS TO FREE HER FATHER Leeds Student ventures forth each week to gauge your opinions and uncover your hidden secrets... Do you agree that paying I:10 to watch the Bruno-Tyson fight is exploiting the viewer's rights, as Sky TV is a pre-paid package deal? Please free

"It's blood motley for blood sport. though f tit is a hit steep by the two seconds that Bruno Is going to last ' Ben Whalley, 2nd year English and Music . my father 1 think it is day light robbery. but Ill still he watching the fight of the century, because like Bruno. fin u sucker for punishment."

Paul Mandeville. 2nd year International Politics.

think it is a very clever HY WARRENom Lisat prison idea. If I owned Sky TV. I'd do the saute. People FIRST YEAR law student Annabelle will watch the match James has started working on her despite the f 10." first real legal case but it has little to do with exam grades or an improved Simon Beamish, 2nd year international Politics. CV - because Annabelle is fighting for her dad's freedom. The Leeds University student is launching a desperate campaign to release her father "I do agree that it is after his appeal against a life sentence for exploitation, but if will be worth it to see two sweaty murder was thrown out last week. tton men fight it out in the ring" And she is facing massive financial costs which could mean she will be forced to leave Co

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Pe Catherine Franks, 1st year Economics and Cohn James was jailed two years ago after he

Social History. was found guilty of killing millionaire business associate David Martin in 1992. Pics: But Annabelle and her family, who have Compiled by already spent huge sums of money on his appeal, Emma Teesdale and Zina Bunni are sure he is the victim of a miscarriage of 411••=111•11■justice, NOT SO HAPPY FAMILY: Annabelle with her father, mother and younger brother. They point out that the case against him relied exclusively on could have put forward our new Annabelle is not deterred essay on miscarriages of justice. I forensic evidence after no evidence at the appeal, but the however, although she admits the wrote about my father and think witnesses, murder weapon or a judges just wouldn't listen. I'm campaign work could affect her got a little carried away!" RAPID REPRODUCTION body were intend. absolutely devastated". finances and her academic work: Annabelle, who has even Friends of Mr Martin are Now she plans to launch a "Financially I'm stuck. I've spent studied Appeal Coun processes (No Rabbits Required) even willing to testify that they full scale campaign producing my student loan, but I've got as part of her first year course. have seen hint after the alleged posters, leaflets and T-shirts to nothing to lose, My flatmates are feels her dad is concerned that murder took place_ gain public support. If necessary all behind me and people I have she finishes her course, but for "I'm convinced of my she will take the case to the talked to so far understand my now the priority is to see him father's innocence," Annabelle European Court. grievance" freed: "If it is the last thing I do I said. -The day of the murder was "There is much more to the Kate Walters, who knows will get him out of there." just like a normal day, I sat down case than meets the eye." she Annabelle from home and is also with him watching TV. professed, in contrast to the view studying in Leeds, backed her "I have also studied the case of Detective Chief Inspector friend all the way: "Annabelle is from a legal perspective and I am David Blair. the head of the very determined and I will convinced that my father is a murder investigation who insists support her in any way I can," victim of injustice." that the appeal proved that the One of the major challenges However the accumulated orignial decision of the court was for Annabelle will be combining evidence and Annabelle's correct. He said: "Much is still her academic work with the • Disk Output to laver & full Colour • Setf Serve Black & White Copying determination to see her father unknown about the campaign: "I intend to find a • Typesetting/ Design • Lazer Colour Copying freed failed to influence the circumstances of this murder, balance between both. Currently • Binding • Self Serve Mac and PC judges' decision at the Appeal notably the whereabouts of I. have had few academic David Martin's remains." problems - I had to write an • Electronic & Offset Printing • Large formal Colour Output Court in London: "I wish we MISSING ,MAN , Id • Nan Copying - Posters & Displays • T Shirt • Mugs etc Smart bus stop talks dirty Nightclub attack on fresher A DIRTY worded prank you fucking walk ),,ti lazy POLICE were called to The suddenly appeared and punched alppagreplMes supposedly committed by students mans?". Tequila Society's bash last week me in the head." She was knocked your print matters from Leeds has achieved celebrity Josie McHugh from Leeds after one reveller was attacked and backwards off a platform and states, writes Ali MacArthur. Metro said: "It is very sad when taken to hospital suffering from landed on her head on the UNIVERSITY BRANCH CITY BRANCH The lastest issue of Loaded something like this happens." concotsionaerfies Tim Daffy . dancefloor below. magazine describes how an However she added: "People have Clare Jones, a first year student "1hit my head on the floor and innovative talking bus-stop in the assumed that students tampered at Leeds University, was dancing that's the last thing I remember city centre was allegedly with the message. but there is no at the Planet Earth party when she until I carne round in hospital." tampered with by student:. evidence to support this." was punched in the face by a man. Clare was taken to the LGI and The story tells how instead of Even Jim draper. the boffin The attacker appeared to come treated for concussion. hearing timetable information, who invented the talking from nowhere. "There was no The attacker made a quick get Internet: [email protected] shocked passengers using the timetable, admitted "there was a reason for it." she said. "there was away as bouncers could not find machine were asked "Why don't minor hiccup" a bit of jostling and then he him in the club. . 41 Fri 41441: 111MIIMI1-

ron• News LEEDS STUDENT Endo. March IS I∎ FROM A LIFE SENTENCE FOR MURDER Too many cooks spoil Irish visit

A CATERING dispute has BY EMMA TEMIMI.11 broken out following the visit of 7JNA Beset the Irish President Mary Robinson to Leeds last week. bracket catering." Leeds University bosses have The Vice-Chancellor and been criticised for bringing in Catering Manager are advertising nutside caterers to help with the for a Specialist Chef. for future official lunch. snubbing the events, so there will be no need to university's own caterers, which bong in extra help provides food in the refectery. The President toured the city, oth. Leeds Secretary of Phil Bia- visited the Irish Centre and public service union Unison. members of the large Irish claimed: "The university caterers community of Leeds. She was did a trial run tin a preparation finally greeted in the Civic Hall did not come up to dish. but it by the Lord Mayor of Leeds. sctatch." Councillor Peggy White. The Carl Potter, Director of Irish Ambassador. Ted Busing on Residential and Commercial was also present, amongst various Services at Leeds University. guests of the Lord Mbyte .aid. "We wete very pressed for This gesture was made with time as in lot of events were regards to the. peace proeetss, and taking place. and were short all the major cities she visited staffed so we needed the extra gave a newt courteous reception. help.- One of the diners commented: He added: "The majority of "The serving was good but the catering staff were involved in the food was pretty bland to be preparation. so as to gain some COLN valuable experience in top JAMES /mOctiir FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE: Annabelle James outside her idepartment Plc: Nick Leo TOP NOSH IN LEEDS?: Mary Robinson and guests at the Civic Hall

ef41 &eh 374,41e4a, I WAS still at school when my either was arrested and subsequently convicted of same situation. All Inv friends at home knew my father. wunlering his they knew 'how ridiculous the whole friend David Martin. At first we thing was. But then I was suddenly in a new were all convinced that it was a silly mistake that would be sorted nut as soon as the town, with new people, and had to prove myself again. Studying Law is something I have investigation got underway. especially after it always wanted to do. but my father's conviction was reveakel to us that the alleged victim had really persuaded been seen by several wituesses after the murder MC to think that maybe I could make a difference. Unfortunately, it was said to have taken plate. However, it struck is a tease of a little fish in a big pond and I must admit to me soon after that the Crown Preeccutirm feeli Service was simply not interested in the ng totally let down by the system. evidence that clearly indicated my father People ellen ask me if f feel hitter At the 'resilient. with the failed appeal only a week innocence: namely that sightings of David Martin. the lack of forensic evidence and the behind us. my emotions are too raw to define impossible time scale in which the mu nler was Yes, t do fed hind. angry, fnetrated and want in do all I can do to get my father released. but supposed to have taken place. They had targeted my father, a practice commonly recognised by the ovemding feeling is a sense of despair and misery, as my father. an innocent man, is going lawyers. and all evidence was manipulated to he in prison around his guilt. for the rest of his life. At the moment I desperately need help to get Starting university is supposed to be a new start - a time a to find youreelf. Hut it has been this campaign to the European Couns of Justice. 'Hawk quit hard for me to move on. knowing my father. and all the rest of my family are truck in the 1144+.4ellt

FALLING DOWN pay for part-time work is L3.36. A BROKEN nose Aind black ryes A NEW national survey has were all one student could condemned the wages of most part which was considered inadequate- "They take us too much for remember of a night ten Iwo -time workers, write !Jiro Burma & granted. employers seem to forget weeks ago, write Zino Bunn- 1 Einnui Trosdale. that we do have college work to do EMIlta An enquiry by the Low Pay While walking down some Unit has shown that students who besides pulling pints." said studeni stairs, friends Jo Pryee and Gail are working part-time to Charlotte Gregory. a forma Sltral stumbled together and won supplement ;heir grants are getting bar tender. Rebecca Ryan. 'Welfare somersaulting down the stairs. a raw deal. Security immediately look the Almost one in three vacancies Secretary at LUU. said: "There is a pair to hoepital where Jo's injuries advertised in the region's Job great danger of employers were dealt with, luckily Gad was Centres offer wages below the exeloiting their student staff, it only shaken and bruised. income support level. The average appears lobe a worrying trend."

UTIASTUM,IT hydkoMard,K.I.m, Comment & Analysis

OPINION VIEW HIT Time to right the FLOW T E :ELT scales of k 's the limit as the justice u tic are the onl he British legal system, we are osers in t e Big Fight T told, is the best B1 Ptl f. GoLnsnirrn answer is simple: greed People • • should he able to pay their in the world. It has a subsenption for Sky Spoils and long, and supposedly RU N° and get what they paid for. proud tradition of Tyson will slug Money - from gamblers or it out this commercial sponsors - has impartiality. always played an important role Bweekend - but it in sport, especially boxing. But Everyone is equal doesn't matter who this fight is becoming just before the law. wins. British sports fans another sad example of the already know the result power of the media's money in Yet the scales of British 1090s' sport. Massive justice have tilted against They know they've been corporations- like Munloch's Sky one Leeds student. Rightly dealt a knockout blow TV colonise great sporting by Sky TV before the events and figures and that feed The or wrongly. Annabelle like parasites off the loyalty of James believes her father boxers even step into the ring. their fans. has been falsely convicted If Britain's satellite dish- Sky will charge existing of murder and has taken it owning public give in to the Sky Sports subscribers f 15 greedy promoters of Saturday Don King and upon herself to fight to see the match exclusively night's Bruno-Tyson fight, they single-handedly to clear at 4am on Sunday morning. will be endorsing a practice that Mike Tyson his name. The case against If the people of Britain allow is both immoral and unfair. True the unholy alliance between sports fans will suffer in the shake their him is at best Rupert Murdoch. the global long-term, and it is in their circumstantial. No body media baron, and Don King. the interest that the light should be moneymaker .hock-Haired boxing promoter, boycotted has been found, there is no the opportunity to foist this Many Sky subscribers murder weapon and the itutrageous scheme upon them bought their dish on the promise 'victim' has since been then the Bruno-Tyson light will of the chance to see the fights of sighted by independent Bruno. Prince Naseem and the Big Fight - Eubank etc. having decided that witnesses: enough the price of the dish was worth build up begins. 011ie Blanc. a sporting occasion could be in reasonable doubt for an it All of a sudden they're being second year English Literature the offing, this does not justify whatever its student. who will be watching Sky trying to start the practice appeal to he heard. asked to pay more - doesn't this sound like a breach of contract? the fight. said: "It's shit. I got of making a killing on every Despite these facts attractions - Leeds Student quizzed Sky Sky because they'd bought up comparable occasion. It's the Annabelle's case was TV and they did their best to all the events I wanted to watch. thin end of the wedge: what if dismissed out of hand by the should be evade the issue, perhaps but now they're just abusing you had to pay to watch the FA their monopoly. I'd pay £50 to Cup Final? appeal judge. without even because Don King's huge fee boycotted has given them no choice. see Bruno knock Tyson out, but It is the public's considering the evidence. Though if King's scheme works One for the record pay-per-view is worse than Don responsibility to nip this in the To add insult to injury. he the first step down a slippery successfully in financial terms, King's hair". bud. They can begin by not Annabelle's commitment to slope to pay-per-view tyranny. more and more events could be This ploy is cold and Don King must know he's on pandering to Don King's whims the campaign means she is Pay-per-view backers talk of shown in this manner. manipulative, and everybody to a winner. Tyson is a legend. and not paying their L15. "lf knows this. Boxing legend and this fight rates as one of the they started charging for the FA putting her university degree the need to cater for market The technique is both simple forces. The question that must and cynical: first you get the Henry Cooper has said he will biggest sporting spectacles of Cup people would jack Sky in jeopardy. and is facing he asked is what market force viewer addicted to the product, watch the fight for free when it the decade_ What's more, Bruno in", said David Lippert. financial ruin. She will get is paying Frank Bruno S6 and then you get them hooked is repeated rather than pay £15 will never have a better second year Geology student no recompense or support million, Mike Tyson S30 so they're prepared to pay to see it when he should be in opportunity to beat Tyson. who and committed sports fan. bed. but Henry's getting on a bit from the authorities. million and most ridiculously. because they cannot face up to has not been properly tested Yes. the Big Fight - whatever Don King $15 million. The missing the event and there will be a lot of since his imprisonment. its attractions - should be The crown will not help tier television sets turning on as the Although a great British boycotted. financially. There is something wrong when tycoons like Kevin Alter the distress that are deliberately 8 lir 1.7 Pjlsi hops' that you will take me Maxwell can get legal aid to was caused by the controversial in order to considerations on board. Perhaps in fight their case and a law Union Debating provoke this argument. future your reporters will stop to Society's proposal of the student can not . For those individuals I am writing to complain about the think before making damaging motion "This house that were upset by last If criminal justice system is article that appeared in last week's allegations about figures of national helieves the IRA are week's motion I to restore its lost credibility Leeds Student centrefold. Although I importance. justified". I would like apologise but in future I then it must look after the wholeheartedly agree that Judy to make it quite clear suggest that you vome Finningan should indeed be a James Bishop ordinary citizen. that the motions and argue your point of centrefold model, I was most angered What Annabelle deserves is proposed in no way view rather than trying by the fact that she was portrayed as financial support and a fair actually express the to undermine our an ugly, has-been alcoholic. Next time you're sitting in hearing. sentiment of the society. credibility by saying that Furthermore. Richard Madeley was rush hour watching the big fight its members or our we believe everything Justice must not only be made to seem better than Nick Ross, why not put pen to paper in that sponsors . we propose or say done. but seen to he done. which is patently not the case. indignant, loony fashion that For those that within the Chamber of I would like your newspaper to comes so easily to students? misunderstand the debated. It is after all make a formal apology to the fans of nature of the debating perfectly legitimate to Write to: Judy. who is more than life Leeds Student newspaper society. it exists as a play the devil's advocate personified to me, which will be Leeds University Onion forum for free speech in certain circumstances printed in the next issue your PO Box 157 See full story and informed argument. of tabloid. LEEDS LS1 1UH pages 4 & 5 The motions proposed Alistair Hill Fax: (0113) 246 7953. This letter is entirely serious, and e-mail: csiatisaw,gps.leed.s.se.ati.1 6 Comment & Analysis LEEDS sTeoeNi. fritia,Nsif. is, Nets Tim Gallagh Enough opinionated opinion to opine on for the whole wee .... Fast masters End of the oad INT the Fart Show second series, has RGET boy for the solo driver, Within 18 on BBC2 brilliant? replaced Ham' Unfortunately. I'm Enfield and Iltrt.0, racers. Forget months there will exist on some Leeds roads special not the outs one to and Ntortimer as the S ill nday lanes in which you can think so. Students staple for college motorists. The onIs drive of there is unions up and down wits to impersonate F the country are Wit), do students biggest problem on the more than one person i the car, thus penalising horsing with the ruin perfect') PIXKI road at the moment is show's copied) shows by solo drivers, those the solo driver. And about time too. catchphrasess repeating thejokes selfish bastards who The Leeds rush hour has Cris% a-0.000k over and over and stupidly sit one person suits )ou sir" and over. I'm dreading to -does my hum look the next butch of a car, creating 34680 cars enter the big in this?" ring freshen who'll he massive traffic jams acrusa bars rim proudly sporting and complaining about city daily, 75% have Darlington to Dover. Paul Whitehouse T- the number of vehicles The show, now going shirts. Suits you? I on the road. one dnver per car strong in its don't think wt, Solo drivers make the doubled in length in the last csact same journey into ten years. There are now their crappy 9-5 jobs every 34.680 can entering the city every single day. 75 per cent day. using exactly the same of which have only one driver route. They know to leave per car. the house at precisely Such heavy car use has 07:28 to catch the filter on environmental implications. the lights at the top of the The more cars there are, the load. They drive company more poisonous lead and cars, ring radio phone-ins atmosphere-damaging carbon from their mobiles and dioxide pumped into the air. always. always travel on Which is a worry if you're in Friends of the Earth. but the their own. Solo drivers planet's probably riot going to clog up the roads. so that if cave in during my life and so you want to make a pricing or timetable control. worked what do 1 care? What will Thus Leeds buses, like those out that journey before nine o'clock happen within my lifetime. Driving in Leeds is a in the test of the country. are the best possibly within the next ten in the morning, you have headache and, while Leeds now pricy and confusing. solution to the problem year,' is the road network will to leave two hours earlier may not have the worst traffic Apart from the catching is for solo drivers to is the g.ze. grind to a halt under the strain , tohby itiakiiig *mil a hiss than planned. problem in the clammy, unlike the bus, there aren't really any share their cars, then it allow hcionosetuals heing barred of ever-increasing car Yet, despite the collapse of other cities. it has no public other options for getting about can't be that difficult a from the ;Imre(' Ii ayes? ('urter! ownership and this could Britain's road network being transport to speak of. London town. A fate similar to that of problem to solve. The ..i.illing lesels in the ri to s make visiting your mates a tad largely their fault because of has a brilliant. comprehensive, the buses awaits the trains and basic hindrance to the / ,ore so has that come the tricky. their anal refusal to offer lifts subsidised public transport ur cycle in Leeds, what there plans is the selfish, nest war,. conscription Which is a shame because to colleagues. solo drivers network, and Manchester and is no provision for cycle lanes, pathetic and anti- .1 distinct driving is great. Cars are co cannot reconcile their anti- Sheffield both have tram is about as safe as trying to gel social commuters who cin II the guy cuiranunii) smart - fast. sexy, cool - just social commuting with the Systems to ease their traffic served in the Old Bar on a cannot bear in listen has any sense, it'll hold huge amount of time wasted ask Jeremy Clarkson. Driving problems. Wednesday night. to Chris Es any with onto its exemption from a car is all about winding driving to work. Instead they In their rush to sell So people use their cars to anyone else. Leeds' pining up because. if down the roof, putting the get stuck in traffic. sound their whatever they could lay their get in and out of the city. and plans do not go far I:: coms,aiptnm is ininxitieLkl. stereo on full blast and racing horns and make abusive calls hands on, the Tories flogged duty get snarled up in huge enough - if commuters be in the front of its. off into the sunset, The reality to the Cones Hotline. off the bus service as traffic jams. won't share their cars on I" "MIC is unfortunately about a Happily. in Leeds at least, hundreds of separate if the brains trust that is their way into work, they straight ihe end of the road is in sight million miles from this idyll. franchises with no central Leeds City Council have should be made to walk.

IEN democracy began there members' annual slick sound-bites of Rachel Faulkner and impassioned tones. -Asking students to wewere wise bearded intellectuals reports came under the Bruce Hartley. voting in favour of their pay for their education is like asking who knew what was best for scrutiny. Questions respective motions to reinstate the job title turkeys to pay for Christmas!" Ancient Greece. Then the mother of all ranged from alleged 'General Secretary' and adopt the new With logic like that she couldn't lose tiarliaments gave us great men of state so support for Huth ut- constitution. Unfortunately no one had because. as regular villain of the piece Brittama ruled the waves. By 1996 Tahrir to the web of noticed that the two directly contradict Michael Savage had already progress has come as far as turkeys and deceit spun in his report ACK one another. nor that. if Faulkner should controversially pointed out, "Students at cheap tarts, jousts over job titles, disc. to. doubtless given time. A weekly sketch of .ffittlent politic eventually manage to out-smooth Hartley this university are not stupid." The jockeys running for president and the why he had signally in the battle of the spin doctors, the new massive sound of an aeroplane then promise of holidays and cash to anyone failed to put sugar in under a series heavy blows he was General Secretary of UM) - the face and roared from the speakers in the hall for no who can he bottleful turning up. someone s tea a couple of s car. ago. rescued by a call to speed things up - voice of the union - will be one Gary particular reason. It was a prompt for the More than five hundred fell for the Now, Young may have spent this year from, of all people, his arch enemy Bouch day's more absurd motions. front LUU's bait at last week's Annual General drilling his union constitution through Young. a bit like the Joker creeping back That, however, was mere private campaign to eradicate Third World Meeting. making it quorate for the second pet sile's heads like a psychopathic dentist, to untie Bataan because he feels a touch members' business compared to the day's poverty to its rejection of Dl Carl Cox as time in two years and ensuring LIJU held but not even he deserved such blatant guilty. main dish, a debate of galactic Honorary President to its adoption of trite its reputation as the last bastion of the sniping from a single. orchestrated firing However, not even Young's legendary proportions that splits the student some simple homespun philosophy: democratic ideal. Sceptics and cynics of squad. This particular group, which comic timing could explain why the community down the middle of every "Substances from the earth/Es (sic( crust this claim should just look at the Facts: includes NUS gladiator Jonny Jacobs, is union spends £1 I .000 a year on toilet union in the land. The proposal that Clare must not systematically increase in within minutes the student body had known for pursuing its own hidden paper, and it was left to Gary Bouch, two Mason and Becea Ryan are "fit and sexy" nature." rolled hack fierce opposition and agenda shall now be exposed to the world days into his status as Communications was still to come, but first it was 'free It was clearly time for the last of the determined to open the curtains of the for what it really is: the Martin Young Secretary-elect, to provide the genuine education' again, divided along the usual raffles, which some say is the only glue Riley Smith Hall. and shortly after, Appreciation Society_ comedy with a speech that consisted battle lines of shallow Blairite eamensts that holds union democracy together. in the election for chair of the Its leading member is of course entirely of the words "It's quite good against naive leftwing irritants with very When 499 people didn't win £500 the meeting, Martin Young lost by Richard Malach. Administration really... I think it's quite good." Some loud voices. Not surprisingly, this awful truth dawned on them: they'd been 200 votes to seven - Secretary. who was soon on the ropes cheap cad then spoiled it by suggesting particular opposition pitched Rachel duped into a game they were always clearly a fair reflection himself when a Socialist Worker Student this was u bad omen for the union's ability Faulkner against Clare Mason, but with hound to lose. Worse than that. it was of public opinion. called from the balcony: "Why did you to communicate nest year. On the things evenly poised there was a dramatic their fault for turning up and allowing Indeed. Young was cull my friend a cheap tan'!" Possibly she contrary. one can be sure it will be quite twist: enter Debbie Jones. former members of Exec - who'd almost torn the soon under objected to the use of 'cheap' as an VW- Women's Officer and chair of the AGM apart with their past bickering - to concentrated fire expression of capitalist exploitation, but The student parliament was alive and meeting. "Stop heckling me - NUS is a wear smug grins of satisfaction for a long when Exec before Malach could truly hit the canvas kicking now as everyone hung on the Labour puppet!" she let fly in time to come. , 7 I Elections Vote for the decision making body of the union If you don't feel represented now, choose your candidates wisely for next year Candidate Information available on 4-page insert Vote wed 8T Thurs. in foyer If you don't the Returning Officer will get you "P1..1111111" 1.116161.0.0949tttitt4tiiif tt :M1'1'111114 (W:1+044=1 1 1, —44ftl”..tttilis,iffm,F1'villli,i1E,141,:r;t14iii!!.1 News LUDS STI tiee-r leiee March IS. 14'it. crime FRESHERS' CRUEL GUN PRANK BACKFIRES update

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HOUSEMATES were relaxing in their front room when twit men knocked at the from door asking Cospeak to 'Martin' They barged in claiming he They shot a owed them money and quickly became abusive. They picked up a stereo and one said he had a sun. A female student protested that it was her stereo, and one of the intruders said: "Rough her up." Her friend stepped in and was punched in the face. with the two men making off with the stereo. for a joke The men were both asian. One was 5'6". of slim build, about 22. with short dark hair PRANKSTERS shot its Alive Joists SCARED FOR HIS LIFE: and a dark puffer jacket. The themselves in the foot Jos White thought he was the other was 5'8". of stocky this week when their "I called the police straight victim of a drive-by shooting hued, in his early 20s. 'joke' gun attack on a away but they didn't find a bullet so fortunately it must Pic: Willem Jaspert fellow student have been a blank." said Joe, a Delph Lane, Woodhouse backfired. Computer Studies student at early hours of March 12 Residents or Vaughan Leeds University. A THIEF a house via House at Bodington "I didn't feet anything so I a secured hack door and went fired blank shots at a first didn't realise I'd been shot at at first but there was a loud bang into various rooms stealing year as part or a practical so I worked out what had electrical items. joke aimed at students from happened. It took a while to One of the residents was another house - but the woken by the noise, sink in that someone had got up smiles were wiped off their and saw the suspect. actually fired a gun at me hue I He follnwed him to Back faces when police were was really shaken up by it." Quarry Mount. where the called by the terrified suspect kit stolen properly on victim. Perpetrators the street covered with a The police failed to find the leather jacket. Pranksters perpetrators* who had sped off The man was while,about 15 Jos White, who says he was by the time they arrived, but stun and in his mid to late "never so scared in his life", they are treating the incident as 2.0e He had short spikey was walking home on hall's -serious". mousy hair. a pock-marked driveway when a red Polo car, Joe had no idea that the blue face and was wearing believed to be the pranksters' incident was a "jape gone jeans and a black blouson own. pulled up beside him. wrong" and says that he On your Blocks jacket Suddenly one of the doesn't think it was very funny. "It was a really stupid thing Compiled by Shiraz Lalani passengers leaned out of the window and shouted: to do and while its not made "Tonight's not your lucky me really seared to go outit night." before pointing a gun has made me less sure of A FREE pair of OFF and tiring at him. Leeds." CAMPUS DOZY BURGLAR miLtlitEtuLl A dozy burglar who attempted to break Into a /Li Berlin dub through an air conditioning pipe fell asleep and was arrested when he was heard snoring. SCENE OF THE CRIME: Shooting occurred at Bodington Hail LONELY LOVE A newly-wed couple made RARE BIRDS HYDE love in theircar in a lay-by sunglasses worth upto in Germany - because HYDE Park was the scene of an guests wouldn't leave and ornithological extravanganta let them be alone together this week, as hundreds of exotic IN PARK winter visitors flocked to Leeds' MUPPET THEFT leafy suburbs for a slap-up feed. Waxwings arc rare winter miles Alex Haniman. visitors t Thieves raided an Last Saturday afternoon. sightings of such numbers are exhibition of original Jim Leeds University Zoology very rare indeed. Henson Moppet figures in student William Horsnall William, an amateur Germany, stealing Bert spotted 21X) Waxwings perched ornithologist. was delighted and Ernie worth £80,000. high in the Park's trees. with his discovery: "It made my £89 day." Plus win a trip to the 1996 Olympics SPIDERMAN The tents, normally residents of Scandinavia and the former With Fresh Vision Contact Lenses & Solutions A thief look his pet Soviet Union. only move this tarantula to a vet's - then far west when food is.scarce or • .4 'ratable on a ltmiled range of lenses abandoned it after stealing the winter weather is too severe. £l00 cash from a drawer at Mr Ffennet. spokesperson (a sr v ER Sit Y) the surgery in Devon. for the RSPB. said: "This is the 0 best year for Waxwings in this country since the winter of Compiled by 1962163, they are being sighted OPTICIANS Emma Teasdate and in numbers never seen before. It Zina Bunni EXCITED SPOTTER: William is a once in a lifetime Lovker Ground Floor, Union Buildings. Leeds University Horsnall Pic: Mike Pryce speetaele.' Pizza Milano is now open every day from 12pm-4am

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Britain's biggest weekly student newspaper is a quarter of a century old. To celebrate, we present the news that node the headlines 25 years ago. This librarians week: March 19, 1911 ANGRY academics are investigating a disturbing FREE DRINKING trend which is threatening to disrupt the hallowed QUEEN AT CHARLES halls of a university !thrall. On two consecutive its NANCY 511. ; MORRIS mornings last week an VISITS CITY unfortunate cleaner was read, "I couldn't wait You is today being Ti !FRE v.d.1.. irce tver harles Know it." SECURITY sickened to find human tightened around Leeds for the Mori'. 1,t•1 So far no concrete action has faeces in a wastepaper visit by the Queen A het; John Sint!!1,...1 been taken to try and catch what basket in Leeds University's The purpose of the Royal prosltedtaawr then library staff have labelled the Brotherton Library. trip is to officially open the produce for "Phantom Dumper" The findings have left staff multi-million pound Royal It was arranged by Tony As Mr Pinfield pointed out, shocked and appalled. Assistant Arinotuirs museum. Nicholson, the Yorkshire fast "Short of DNA testing, what arc Librarian Steven Pinfield is Events began last week howler. who is a sales we supposed to do?" He added taking a dim view of the affair. with a service of blessing for representative for the company. that the offenders, when caught, -We arc disgusted," he said. "In Mr Nicholson was a guest ,It would be subject to strict knights dressed in armour at all the time I've been working Leeds parish Church. the Charles Morris Hall formal disciplinary action. here I've never seen anything dinner last term and expressed Finalist Dave McDermott civic leaders and Commons like it. Frankly. it's sick." Speaker Betty Roothroyd were amazement at the lack of true saw the matter as a bit of a joke: The deposits, both found in among those Yorkshire draught hoer in the -Excuse Use pun. but it takes the the English section. come only bar. Ile then arranged a visit with piss really. I can see how at that weeks after a similar incident in permanently house the his boss and his beer. time in the evening, with barely the Modern History area. Armourics collection formerly Mr Nicholson said: "I am anyone around, it would be easy DISPLAY OF FAITH: Sikh society demonstrate their talent for The culprit of the later based at the Tower of London. delighted at the response - I think to do something like this martial arts as part of LMUSU's Cultural Week last week. Other offering was thoughtful enough will open its doors to the the Perhaps he was seeing how studerits enjoyed iL- events included displays and stalls by the Jewish, Hellenic to leave is note: "Ha! Hal." it public on March 30. 1CotriplIkad by Allison Phillipsi and Islamic societies and the Christian Union much he could act away with."

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ith the radio licence smaller budget of under 000 a week, sure i know what all the DJc are up to. whereas quick to point out he is making irregular broadcasts from Hyde Eddie comes in weekly and deals with the Dream fan club: -Penn in Leeds up for record companies and promotions." Park Corner. It has now developed a FM that much. When I grabs, the battle for Chris turns out to be a friendly bloke. His to get phoned up and vet cult following among 18-30 year olds the airwaves is well side-kick and respected colleague, who prefers certain records, which I and a recent issue of the Yorkshire to be known simply as Eddie, comes out with played for other pirate r and truly on. Evening Post put the listenership in the the occasional sporadic outburst hut, for the WAlthough the hype about the most pan. Chris is very much the dominant one Chris Jenkinson is ki region of 600,000. during the course of our 'chat'. He talks as fast Dream is always on the applicants has been considerable, Nevertheless information about the as his mouth will let him but is always careful talent: "If a potential DI there has been little coverage of the 'Dream team' remains thin on the ground not to give too much away. "In a way Dream doesn't seem to be up to late application made by Leeds- to say the least. So it was with a mixture of happened by accident," Chris explains. "We put to do guest spots to cites based pirate radio station, Dream curiosity and trepidation that I went to meet on a promotional dub night in Chapeltown to practice more and on Chris Jenkinson and Eddie 'The Egg', the Road which had a good turnout but lost us the finally manages to get a FM. elusive main men behind the whole outfit. licence. Some time later I was offered the who can't mix well don This should conic as no surprise as As we recline in Chris' plush and extremely opportunity to start a radio station which was not for lone as Chris *AA there has always been a distinct aura of tidy flat, I try to find out what it is the enigmatic completely new territory I didn't know a great but if sornoine is a mall mystery surrounding Dream's actions. duo actually does. deal about it but I decided to give it a go. It was Mike Morrison fur exit slow progress at first and we learned everything mix, People are listenin The station has relied mainly upon "I set up Dream tour year. ago," blurts out Chris proudly. "You could say I am the the hard way but we know a lot about it now " it's not the mixing, then word of mouth to spread its reputation managing director. I virtually run or supervise Dream was far tnim tieing an overnight your personality," as the 'Kiss of the North'. the only every area, But Eddie is the real technical success. It was six nutria's before any real To say Chris it a hit radio station dedicated to playing dance wizard behind it all He deals with the music interest started to show and a good couple of would be an understates years before it came to be "renowned all over conversation he has hap music 24 hours a day. Dream started side of it. I often ask Eddie's advice but have to make quick decisions a lot of the time and make Yorkshire and probably all over the country". has needed little or no p out as a small operation relying on an But Dream now attracts many of the big name that it is As soon as the even Oh; "You name it. we've had it," boasts Chris. brought up he suddenly "Carl ('ox three times. Sven Vath. Todd Terry. careful not to give too n and the trigger international people largely from actually making a direct record companies. I don't-know all the anises by name like Eddie sloes, I Just know what I like. We also use guest spots and new `It's big moi Ws. We like giving people a chance and have launched many careers," Among the IN DJs whose careers have news and been given a helping hand by Dream are Tony Walker. who is now a resident at 'Love want to say To Be' in Sheffield and also works at 'Eastern Bloc Records' near the Corn Exchange, and to ruin our Mark Turner, another 'Eastern Bloc' man and a resident at The Orbit. oursel ves We are wort What undoubtedly sets Dream FM apart who are bidding fordo from other radio stations is its whole-hearted it, there is a strong pot dedication to dunce music - you certainly won't then be taken over byl hear any Britpop pouring out of the their produces an article wit speakers_ Dream was quick to capitalise on the who are applying but t dance explosion which started in 1989 with the me who the company! 'Sumner of Love'. With the city's club/hers go to a dance itation, I getting 'all luvved up' in various nightspots return as a pirate radift around Leeds. it was inevitable that the sounds big news and we dm I of dance music would eventually spill onto the of turn to ruin whaled airwaves. involved" Although Dream was very techno-orientated If Dream do get the in the beginning. it now plays everything from have to make the tram ambient to acid jazz. "I think what's great about station to a commerol Dream is that unlike some saatiorm, it pirate station but silo concentrates on specific styles rather than just have had to run more the commercial side of dance," enthuses Tony business and work to The Dream team Walker. "It caters for all areas." 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The await equivalent of e looks like he is rather honest and hassle-free life. of Art. It's enjoyable - I have a based design company, but after Galax) - it's been struggling with Despite misgivings he agrees to room where I go. It gives me a just two years Rickman quit and done a thousand speak for a few minutes, answering break." Rickman lives with his moved to RADA. where he worked times before but an in a slow soft drawl that forces you partner. Rima Horton. an as a dresser for the likes of Ralph still makes you feel overwhelming to hang on every word. This is a economics teacher whom he met at Richardson and Nigel Hawthorne. warm inside. desire to man who thinks carefully about a local amateur dramatics society He stayed there for two years Hdisappear. This is one of each answer before easing it out. when in his early 20s. He has a before eventually joining the Royal Owen Gibson reviews the singles' on long enough to make listening an strange loyalty to London: he has Shakespeare Company, working page 3. Britain's most successful arduous and painful task. If you lived there all his life and probably with Richard Wilson (of One Foot actors, a Hollywood imagine the way someone talks always will. I ask if he's not in the Grave fame) at the Bush celebrity and BAFTA award- when they're chewing gum and tempted to step out and explore the Theatre. Rickman got his big break winner: a man with a feeling sleepy. you're close to when, in 1985. he played the powerful and threatening realising what Rickman sounds devilish seducer Vicomte de top album like. He uses his hands a lot - the Valmonte in Les Liaisons reputation. Yet as he glances only indication there are emotions `I took one look Dangereuses. On stage he showed Underworld- Second Toughest tin the infants round uncomfortably while in his answers - and has the charisma and glamour and made thinior Boys Own) sipping his drink. glass interviewee technique down to an his reputation as the perfect clutched tightly. he appears art form. He gives nothing ass. at Method villain. It is this mysterious edge Cu Then came films. Rickman Effottlely eeltxne, so insecure 1 almost feel one moment you're Rickman that makes him seem landed the role of the German beIng atee.kti by sorry for him. This is Alan almost devilish. What link is acting and villain in the first Die Hard, raging teiimix_the rrxt Rickman, the quiet superstar known about his enigmatic performing so spectacularly that you're mange:dote is who longs for the anonymity character is rarely made public. He closed the book critics claimed he stole the show kraals Omni n' tem. won't volunteer that he was horn in from lead actor Bruce Willis. Such fame won't allow. London to Welsh parents. Or that acclaim should perhaps have A stunning, inventive Rickman doesn't like being and downright his father was a painter and very quickly' established him as one of asked questions and aux-some album. rarely decorator who died when Rickman Hollywood's leading actors. Yet gives interviews. He believes was eight:, or that three years later then. as now, he remained outside very strongly in keeping his he won a scholarship to a west world outside the capital. His the celebrity limelight, often Album review% on page 3 private life to himself. "I think London school where he was to answer is simple. blunt and to the preferring supporting parts to the it's unfair on one's family to discover his love, and talent, for point. "My whole life's been in higher-profile roles. see themselves written about in art. At 17 he went to the Royal London - born and schooled." This Even so he has never been a College of Art. showing the kind of is all he will say on the subject and stranger to succesa, deservedly the newspapers." he begins. his pale-gold, piercing eyes warn winning a BAFTA award for his "They have their own lives to dedication that suggested he would top movie become an artist. not an actor. me not to push the line of role in Anthony Minghella's Truly- live. so why should they be "That isn't really an issue." he questioning and. as I smile hack Madly Deeply, the British answer dragged into this?" points out. "I aril an actor and that's nervously. I realise why Rickman to Ghost. It was through this film Trainspoiling (IS) In Rickman's vocabulary. few all there is to it." He pauses and has been so successful playing that I, like so many. first tell in Sall the top movie words are regarded as ruder than looks down to his glass. He seems villainous characters - his sheer love with the man, and now I'm around at the moment. 'journalism'. if he had a deep dark irritated and I wait for more... and I presence and powerful stare are face-to-face with him I have to ask You might be getting past with lots of skeletons in the wait... and eventually he slowly enough to scare any would-be hero. whether he's sympathetic towards bored cf reading about cupboard that might explain why: and cautiously adds- "I do still I don't stand a chance. the character he played. If eiven the it but you'll never tire but instead he seems to have led a paint. I went to the Royal College After college there was a Soho- chance, would lie too return from of watching a; if you haven't seen it yet. do so now.

See Movie round•tp. page 2f) We take a look at the Die Hard (1988): This is the film which first moody one's films so brought Rickman to the wider far... public eye. He plays the arch- U■•11 villain to Bruce Willis' Shock Shock Shock hardman hero. A slightly Lim (1987) unreliable Kraut accent doesn't top book prevent out Al from thoroughly stealing the show from Willis Robert fatten -Stielliing playing the svelte but nasty the Black Cat Hans Gruber. O A spy novel in a league The January Man of its own. Littell's novel portrays the z (1988) clash between the CC Mafia. native Indians, Quigley Down Under the FBI and es-Gulf War veterans. E (1990) plays an evil ranch Reminiscent of a Rickman owner in 19th century Al in a pensive mood (and his jimjams) as P L O'Hara Martin Seoretav film 07 who's nasty plans arc thwarted with the understated mannerisms of the she's having an aftair with by Torn Selleck's sharp Close My Eyes (1990) characters contrasting with intermittent am. shooting Quigley. Long black Incest test with C Ilse ()Well her own brother (Owen). episodes of violence, Rickman's quiet suffering boots and open necked shirts and Saskia Reeves. Rickman gives his character much i Rickman in swashbuckling make Rickman's character plays Reeves' husband who Rebecca Howard's review page 6 form in An Awfully gig seedily attractive gradually becomes aware that dignity. Adventure t4 INTERVIEW 2/3

Publicity-shy pussycat or aloof primadonna? In a rare interview Alan Rickman - the star who hates the limelight talks to JENNIFER MATTHEWS

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the dead to he with hi, loved one ' enthusiastically about his latest "I don't think 1 would want io come work. a new film by Neil Jordan, hack - it's not our place to meddle Michael Collins. which promises to with this kind of thing." he replies a display: his ability to the full. little bemused, having thought long If you've never seen Rickman and hard. "In the film my character act before then Sense and wanted to move on, but most of all Sensibility, showing at cinemas he wanted his widow to get on with nationwide, is an ideal starting her life and find love. She wouldn't point: he plays Colonel Brandon let him go so he came back to help and is truly magnificent. His her. I think the film implied he was performance proves that, far from hard done by - but he wasn't. being stereotyped as a villain. Anyway, why would I want to come Rickman is a unique and versatile back?" actor who captures audiences' After Truly Madly Deeply hearts in all he does Rickman played a number of less While contemporaries talk well-known roles, before once again endlessly about their ideas on the art stealing the limelight, this time from of acting. Rickman chooses to give Kevin Costner, as the Sheriff of little away. "I do have a theory but Nottingham in Robin flood.' Prince wouldn't even talk about it because of Thieves. For that role he grew his it looks stupid in print .. It's nut that hair and a beard and looked dashing 1 am being closed, hie you can't and sexy, holding an odd fascination interpret your instincts by for women all over the world. He'd explaining. I took one look at come a long way from RADA. but Stanislayski's work on 'the Method' working for the film industry and closed the book very quickly." carried its own price - one subject This simple philosophy hides a he doesn't mind talking about. "My considerable talent. Rickman's tile now is chaotic and eccentric. I breadth of range is almost do lint take my work seriously. I unrivalled and, in an industry full prefer the certainty of the theatre - of egos, his refreshing modesty films want you to drop everything sets him apart From the crowd. As and start toniome.v." he gets up to go. I can't help Perhaps influenced by this. feeling like I've invaded his Rickman took a break from acting privacy. his childlike insecurity last year, directing A Winter's makes you feel guilty for asking Guest, a commitment which brought him so many questions. But as he the unwanted publicity chores of slopes off he looks over his interviews and public speaking. shoulder and gives a smile that Promoting his own work was a reassures me I haven't overstepped nightmare but, as he discovered, it's the mark. Then he finally gets his all pan of the job. Acting, though. is wish and disappears into the his real passion and he talks background. Rickman in mean and moody mode as Colonel Brandon in Sense and Sensibility His performance is magnificent.

Lost in the City of Lights The Poet (1995) older man as the sensitive and Truly. Madly, Deeply (1991): suffering Colonel Brandon. He An unexpectedly successful British (1993) manages to effortlessly out-dash Hugh film in which Rickman turns in a Sense and Sensibility Grant and newcomer Greg Wise in beautifully judged performance as the riding boots and a long coat and is boyfriend back from the dead. Fallen Angel 2 (1993) (1996): rewarded with marriage to leading Rickman manages to suggest the Rickman teams up with various other lady of the moment. Kate Winslet. churucter's flaws as well as his luvvies to appear in Emma Mesmer (1994) although she is clearly far too young attractions in a gently comic Tliontpson's acclaimed adaptation of lie pertormance alongside heavyweight lane Austen's novel. He confirms his An Awfully Big Adventure linage as the iniellieent woman's ideal Brit actress, Juliet Sievenson. (1995): Wier highlights: This odd. dark t Sense and Sensibility isn't Robin Hood: Prince of about it theatrical Rickinaii's first literary adaptation Thieves (1991): company presided over He was also in the BBC's RiCkfnal; isle cartipm, it by a iyreanical Hugh production of Trollope's Dorchester up and itt:t11 to going right over Grant came as a hit of Towers, a 19th century clerical tale the top as the villainous Sheriff of a shock to fans of the its better than it sounds. honest). Nottingham, At least his mad hair and latter after the upbeat Rickman plays the the slimy Mr verging on the dement& ff are &Jur Weddings., Off Slope who tries to manipulate his :note fun than the ever ow., Kevin stage Rickman is the was into the affections of the local Costner who co-stars, older man to Georgina minister's daughter, while using his Cates' stage snuck influence on the weakwilled bishop Closet Land (1991) ingenue. on stage he is to further his career. His dulcet an aging ham whose tones make him a very plausible time may be running pulpit preacher. Happy nuptials with Heavenly Bob Roberts (1992) out_ With Robert Hardy In Sense and Sensibility Creature. Kate Winslet

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The Book of Secrets BOOK OF G %ieroteit THE WEEK Madge. f6,99 Spies ei Vaaeartn. horn in Kenya and raised in M-Tanzania is sr:claimed for its novels set in Africu His latest. The Hook of Secrets. was die winner of both the Harboufrom Nit are us and Oilier Priee in 1995. This bore: is African ads torture. family aka and Walking Back the Cat is a story of spies, lies and tragic love story all at once - not to mention an analysis of Mafia double-dealing. Scorcese couldn't do it better, the donne of the British Empire - set across the purrs REBECCA HOWARD backthrip of the changing identity of the East African agonies:. episodes of violence, brought aside, I didn't know this genre Walking Back the Cat could be so well-written. The narrator caudally Rohm laud! to mind the subtle explosiveness of scenes from Littell successfully dove- into-so/cane the lives of Faber and Faber 1:14.99 differiett titanic:tem lien !)river or Mean Streets. tails traditional mystical Indian Howevre, if the pace and beliefs with an in-your-face The emits are drawn t's a confusing title. but all mood of the action lent the contemporary tale. References together both by the ditty of Is explained as you read. I an ambitious Assistant book a certain cinematic to the Gulf War contrast with Idon't want to say what after discovering a sears never charism& its sense of clashing Apache angst. faience Commissioner of a "walking back the cat", an cultures offered a depth which The suffering which divulged by their peers. The small town in British East espionage term, actually Shelter would have been difficult to versatility of Phillips' language Africa in the years means. for tear of spoiling the blockades and enforces the convey through film. No doubt often cold roles of the Jayne Anne Phillips creates char:kite; and inilnediately priorto the book - because this is a hook numerous flashbacks and characters could not he Picador £5,99 personalities which are at °lee outbreak of the Fine World with lots of surprises. special effects could go some construed as sentimental. The separate and distinct, and yet War and by the characters: Characters you don't expect to way to replicating the history novel explain.s a cause of the et in the Deep Sotto of intrinsic parts ut the dark and exiled status, distant from the die, die, and those who you secret punk which this hose place of their hinh. thought had no soul, actually and mysticism of this book. effect; it gives a background to laries America, Shelter is but Lined captures it all in an those you could so easily the remarkable and challenge. as to salve. The The key to the secrets of do seem to have genuine S effortless 21 /4 pages. One of memorable new novel from narrative is fragmentary; each the di is relentlessly feelings lurking beneath their dismiss as cold ruthless the author of Bee• Tides, chapter offers a different plumed arms two continents psychotic bravado. the reasons this book works is bastards, Any criticism would Machine Dreams, and Farr diameter's perspective on the and three generations. yet This is a spy novel in a because, unlike a film, you can take it at your own pace. concern the tired-old-gangster- Lanes. events taking place. and yet the they are largely incidental to league of its own. Linell's 12th What's it about? Rebellion turns-goof ending. The love of Centring around the whole is held together by the the heart of the book, which is novel, it ponays an interesting a good woman changes the observations of a drifter named unusual range of tone. 4:semitially u ixlebnuion of clash between the Mafia. within a spy network, to put it briefly. But it's that and mune most raging maniac to puppy- Parson, two young sisters. Phillips' rye for sinister ludo idual relatioriships acares Native Indians. the FBI and like docility in a great deal of Lenny and Alma Swenson detail is evident from the the severee cultune and ex-Gulf War veterans, Beneath it chart, ladders of power and trust which arguably, at points fiction, and the pattern gets and a wild, untamed, feral boy. opening lines. Despite being of Kenya and this, at first confusing, scenario in the novel, are the same boring after a while. this unsealing novel tells how initedly apprehensive about anganyika. lies an exploration of the grey That aside. Walking Ruck a group of children at an all the bunk's deceptively Slow This novel is written with arra of war and what it does to thing. The style of the writing is the Cat is a good compact read guis camp in West Virginia 111411. I would recommend it to compassion and vision - a people. good and functional:1 was which charts an ennervating come to realise that the anybody who doesn't mind compelling and setiafying In many ways this book relieved that there was none of process of elimination under inn ocenve of childhood is being thoroughly disturber) met reminded me of a Martin that "little-boys-playing-guns" unusual conditions, even for a shortlived. The sisters undergo Scorseae film. The understated F O'Sullivan crap prevalent in a lot of spy spy novel. an unexpected rite of passage mannerisms of the characters and mystery writing. Le Carne Emma Pomfret contrasting with intermittent

In The Vampire - Guys and The Rock Dolls Opera Riley Smith Hall The Leeds Student Weekly Theatre Round Up I all the great Rai en Theatre musicals none is 0more quintessentially confirming her posiiion as from oven and farcical parody of s a piece of theatre, American than Guys and one of the Music Theatre The Inheritance the original work to the typically Vampire threatened to fulls, the Broadway classic society's most successful dismal and serious tone of Ghosts Aoffer more than it set among crapshooters and performers in recent years. evangelists in an age now The Studio Theatre The company have delivered, portraying a The standards of singing. incorporated some surreal scenes. futuristic world ruled by glimpsed only in black-and- music and choreography more reminiscent of lbseres vampires, where rebel forces white movies. were consistently high. in hen an "Interference fantastical Peer Gym than oft, look to a Christ-like figure The success of this particular the renditions of Theatre Co-operative" serious domestic drama. This fur salvation. A marvellously production was its ability to Fugue for Tin Horns and Wgo to work on a play. the could be accused of the much gothic opening gave way to a something awkward about capture something of the Lurk he u Lads. This tended results are likely to be radical feared vice of pretension. hugely itielodramatic and the piece, with the whole cast mood of that lost world, to overshadow the scenes of The company have especially by those unacquainted ultimately shallow two hours singing into portable from the sordid atmosphere dialogue which, for all their ambitiously devised a fourth act with Ghosts. However. the overall as won as the music began. microphones, and some of a gambling den to the smart appearance, dragged for lbsen's three act play. Ghosts. experience is too powerful to Decidedly unsubtle and self- often clumsy choreography. individual pathos of empty at times and would have The original work focuses onthe justify such a charge. important religious But it was, for the most American dreams. benefited from an injection pervasive post-death influence of The Inheritance is a brave overtones, noisy keyboard part. a lively and enjoyable Lighting, set design and of pace. Captain Alving on his family and attempt to apply modem dramatic music and striking projected Rock Opera, although what costumes all showed close But directors Mat Hunter friends. The Inheritance develops techniques to a play restrained in riim footage prevailed, there w as of n story seemed attention to detail and. save and Annabel Miller can take the themes of social and religious its development by the critical leaving a noted lack of blood hard pushed to stretch user one or two shaky accents. satisfaction that, overall. oppression. guilt and hypocrisy and moral orthodoxies of its day. and oomph. the number of songs the players looked confident they not only delivered a present in the original work. It succeeds through the stagina 01' Julian Blackmores performed. This whether as hard-boiled show that was aesthetically This is not a conscious attempt an evocative production, unstilted strident production of his unfortunately left a gamblers or tambourine- and musically polished. but to pastiche Ibsen's style, rather a by the very obstacles to free own original work - an constant feeling that there bashing missionaries, Liz. went some way towards radical interpretation, using song expression highlighted in Ghosts. impressive achievement in wasn't really much to get Poulter. playing the capturing the spirit of other and dance to explore the itself - certainly had its fair your teeth into. insecure Miss Adelaide. distant times. ambiguities instilled in his text. share of poppy, humniable stood out with some fine The play harnesses a powerful Marcus Waite catchy tunes, but there was character acting and David Smith range of dramigects, ranging Phil Kerfoot remarkable singing, . 18 Die Hard with a Vengeance

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ilife Ibis sia-ond ...stud isn't quite as good as the Woriginal Die Han& its hear, y duses of big hangs, loud crashes. heavy giant-ire and evil European terrorise, easily put it at the upper end air the :Action movie scale. Him tic cop. John McClane (Bruce Willis) is once more up against a dastardly roe from tICIIMis the Pond 1.1ererm tronsi, although, II\ the bad guys have larger bombs. Metlane meth thin help. This climes in the form of a Harlem shookeeper played by Samuel I. Jackson. who's au call he almost manages to steal the show. The only slight problem is that Can John Travolta still strut his funky stuff or the film tries to squeeze little too was Pulp Fiction much action into too short a length of just a streak of greased time. This isn't helped by dw lightning? BENJAMIN COOK finds out if Get transference to small screen, and at 1 points it seems cluttered, cramped Shorty is Travolta's last tango and clumsy. However, it's so OTT your sense of humour should enable you to forgive this shortcoming, making this lins about the Hollywood reprising his Vincent Vega tide. THE ESSENTIAL TRAVOLTA video a little black =ridge with big riclusuy tend to be either very Travolta is the epicentre of the film. entertainment value. Fgood or very. had - definite hit He walks the walk. talks the talk. and HAIR: the sheen. the gloss, the gel, and that's just his or miss affairs, but C:er Shorty is is generally the coolest man in the chest! Greasy (Pulp Fiction) Staying ..thwi, Dan Jolin different, in that it is simply world. The gangsters fear him, the or quilled t John's not one lu just Mash and go. mediocre. movie stars love him, and the girls John Travolta plays Chili Palmer. lust after him. Even when driving a DIMPLE: the Tony Manerri grin wouldn't a Miami loan shark who is sent to mini-van, he manages to persuade he complete without ib compliment:ff.% diMpk_ Magic Los Angeles tin the tail of a miming Weir to buy one immediately and siamster who has run off with the anyone who looks cool in a Renault MEDALLION: in the 'Xs John was to he Mob's money. Hartxaring intentions Espaix has my respxt. seers modelling a misialfon, in the "Als he's Behind the ofentering the fiim business, Palmer Alt of the performances are more likely to be packin' a pistni. connects with a B-movie producer adequate, with Hadar= standing Harry Timm (Gene Hackman). out as the buck toothed king of SWIVELLING HIPS: he may not he He begins his quest to get his idea chaise, gold medallions swinging as pumping and grinding these days, but John Screen for a film mak. Before this can kiw as his standards and DeVito tam sill shake a tail-feadieras shown by his happen though, he nests a leading eleverly mocking the Beverly Hills turn with lima Thurman In Pulp Fiction, National Museum of Film, man, one Martin Weir (Danny lifestyle with his portrayal of an Photography and Television Devito) and before Weir is adulterous dwarf thespian who longs HARES: in Go Sluirty, John is the convinced, Palmer has to fight off to play the Dane. The directing is definition of cool in his hip Mark sulk but remember his he-flared days in t's arguable whether two the attentions of rival gangsters who fine too but for some reason the ensl we still result is a disapplintment., the Saturday Night Fever. floors at the National Film want in on the deal. As in all good cameos thrown in at the end seem to Museum is enough space to Holly-woed fare, he !moo-yds to gel I be more out of desperation than NERVE no Tritsolta turn is toinpkte the girl, kill the haddie, (well, get do justice to a century of British %%Mom those wiggling hills and thaw him antsted), and produce a movie anything else. One can only hope cinema. One floor. for example. pelvic thrusts. Ooh Doh Doh! that the film of the film was hoer is largely devoted to Hammer about the whole thing. Almost than this and Bond films leaving little room for anything else .. I mean, the Carry On's don't even get a look in (is that sighs of relief I hear?) Guiltrip Palookaville As you walk in you get Bradford Film Festival, screenings of ancient British flint Dir : Alan Taylor Picturevale Cinema clips - such as Rescued fly Rover Stars : Adam Trot, Vincent Gallo - in mini cinemas. You're not likely to be overly impressed by tense and absorbing tale of a en friends Sid. Russ and Jerry Stan Laurel's bowler hat or the dysfunctional marriage and its y to burgle a jewellery store schemes of the info: Mends one curl I odd camera dotted here and Ahorrifying consequences, frightening self-assurance. Wbut end up tunneling into a help but get to admire the innocence of there, but the endlessly revolving Guritrip is a confident debut from As the tension builds, the whole bakery storeroom by mistake it comes their desperation, and it is especially paper man from The Red Shoes Irish director, Gerry Stembridge. story is gradually uncovered until the home to them that maybe the life of crime touching that such decent people as these proves slightly more interesting Detailing a day in the life of an film reaches its shocking conclusion. is not for them and they might well come should Ise forced by crushing mundanity and, to emphasise the importance army corporal and his terrorised wife Andrew Connolly is exceptional to a sticky end. Yet still they hold to their into things with which they are obviously of the kitchen sink dramas of the and child in small town Ireland, the as the psychotic Liam, bullying and dream of committing the perfect crime- uncomfortable. sixties, there's even a little film uses cross cut flashbacks to intimidating his way through life, just the one - if only to provide the means I have always thought that kitchen reproduced in one corner reveal the events of a particularly and Jasmine Russell is also excellent of escape from Palookaville. the kind of Reservoir Dugs would have been better (wow-wee!) significant 24 hours. as his petrified yet ever-loving wife. town where haphazard under- with water-pistols •nd Palookaville is The big attraction is u. it's The corporal, Liam, is a First time director Stembridge has achievement is the norm. wonderfully exanigle of the fact that a free to get in and, personally. I disciplinarian who rules the roost produced a film of genuine quality The fruits of providence fall into their lap film can easily be incredibly funny could quite happily sit in the with a rod of iron, forcing his that throws together the distressing when an armoured security truck swerves without random violence, as life can be Channel 4 films section watching beleaguered and defenceless wife. world of domestic violence with the off the road in front of them because the successful. Director Alan Taylor's first clips from Shallow Grave and Tina, to live her life by his own gentle, serene charm of an Irish town driver has had a heart attack_ But, and this film is a great slice of small town life. The Crying Game all day long. standing orders. She shops and eats. and its inhabitants. is what makes Palookaville so irresistible, and a lovely, gooey, sticky one at that. racked with guilt and fear whilst he they are all such nice hlnkes that their first Mark Williams abuses his authority, pursuing his Bill Bows concern is to get the driver to hospital. As own perverted obsessions with the film charts the off-beat money-making Jim Biswell 19 Colombia presents flee enagnificebutly Nimly ■ ■this week's films din tv

respectively. but all three leads are upstaged star of fioi Rider in a courtroom showdown cleased around the same time as where big speeches and grand gestures reign this light but at the death by a troop of skydiving Elvis Indecent efiVeddi, supreme. Rob Reiner. with the biggest • R- ppealing romantic comedy has impersonators. hat's t budget thus far in his career tarter This is exactly' the same premise as the Derni Moore •Monday. Channel 4 ltt.tiopin Spinal "lap and When Harry Met Sally bore (newlywed guy got: nuts when an arming other things on his CV) just about What's going Pm :and • arrogant Vegas millionaire tries to buy the keeps his stars on his leash but its a close affections of his bride) but does infinitely down in the Leeds more with it - not least entertain. Nicholas run thing. Worth catching just to see also showing... Nicholson crush Cruise under his acting • Cage is at his desperately soppy best as the Student hut films hit wheels. honeyinoontrig husband -must be something parade" in the air of the world's gambling capital Friday • because it took another trip there in the current hit Lemine 140 Vigas to prove he Police Academy (1984) Tuesday TRAINSPOTTING ■has what it takes in the us-ting deparimeni. IN 10.40pm - now at James %filen,' Cahn and Sarah 'M Mom' The film that started it all. It your memory of All The President's Men platform 1. _ Jessica Parker the 1984 original has been dimmed by too Is !his the film of ■N. also put in many missions to Moscow and assignments (1976 the decade? Di...-eide solid work as on Miami beach then take it big hit of BB C1 10.5 for yourself. FAA!. the flash nostalgia as you recall 1980s Nash comedy 'Timely screening for this 1976 classic. funny. frantic. sordid and ■philanderer jokes and realise that telling us twenty years ago what Oliver ,sensational. Don't miss it. and Cage's this was the movie Stone thinks we need reminding about today. Aie,o, A bride which ended Steve namely that big Dick. Tricky Richaill Nixon Guttenberg's career knew there was more to the expression -dirty ■ before it really had a tricks' than Paul Daniels pulling rabbits from chance to flourish On a mudhath. This version of events is done as SENSE AND more mature lauehtet a suspense movie with Dustin Hoffman and outings like Three Robert Redford as the Washington Post SENSIB►LfrY • Men And A Bab•); e xtent of the still a classic. journalists who uncovered the Bonnets. flowing skirts, ■Comic highlights corruption in Nixon's adminisu wit. irony. nimance and the included ex-football Expertly told. real-life thriller eounuyside. Almost perfect, star Bubba Smith as ().L-rt A 91.1ta.w (inertia' the cop who takes a Wednesday crash course in • learning to drive. What a hoot! They Alice Doesn't Live Here GET tiont't make 'em like SHORTY - Anymore (1975) • this any more... Channel 4 2.00am walking tall. Ralph Hennes and Angela There's more to director Mann Seorce.se than Bassen 00) in futuristic. Saturday eanesters. boxers and cabbies - in short, all thriller. Innovative but soulless • your basic macho types, The proof is here, MG 41 n4curr Cinema, A Few Good where he directs El straight-forward drama About one woman's struggle to create a new Men (1992) hie for hemett billowing the death of her • ITV 9.05pm husband. Alice does what any notmal NIXON- ■More corruption woman would do in these circumstances - stately with wet behind the starts singing in bars and shacks up with entrance. ears Tom Cruise us country and western crooner Kris Anthony Mink ins Lit Vs the navy man setting Ktistofferson. Ellen Rurstyn does a sterling more sterling work in worthy out to establish that job as the down on her luck lady, and Just in Oliver Stone penod drama. • there's more to Jack case you need Odeon & Showvave Cinetruiv film of the week Nicholson's big reassuring that cheese officer than it is a Seim:est • meets the eye. It's a film. Harvey real clash of the RESTORATION Keitel puts in NEW honeymoon in vegas egos here as young some time as a - golden oldie. upstart TOm tries to Entenaining but • with nicholas cage wife beater. out act the drawling unsatisfying costume drama with wawa Robert Downey. Hugh Grant and Sum Neill. Dig those wigs, guys. • (*Iran two' Slw CIA u- emittrap a • STRANGE DAYS - I PULP FICTION..RAGING EILILL_CASABLANCA_STAR WARS-RESERVOIR DOGS-CITIZEN KANE.JAWS- odd one heads out. co Ralph Hennes,into • lrAngela Bassett t lett) in futuristic, thriller kmoyative • WIN!!! 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essential communications between Welcome to the the Union and the faculty so its Re-open students are constantly informi.sd cif Union Council what the Union is doing. nominations elections. 3) Student Officers These people are from any These people will be governing department and will be representing your Union next year. They will the general student interest. Their also be keeping an eye on next year's role m Union Council is to generally Executive committee, and depending help out in running campaigns, on the positions they are standing for, awareness weeks etc. Their voice is representing your views as well. equally as valid as for the other two types of officer Re-open nominations (or RON as he There are three types of Union is known to his friends) will be Councillor to be elected: standing for every post. A vote for Voting RON is a vote to say (in RON's own 1) Representative Officer eloquent words), "The other These people campaign and run Voting will be taking place on candidates are a bag of shite, and awareness weeks for their specific Wednesday 20th and Thursday 21st voting for me will allow the roles. They each hold their own of March in the Union Foyer. nominations to reopen giving some budgets and work on a part time Ballot boxes will be open from 10 am fine, upstanding members of the basis in the office next door to the till 7pm on both days. ANTI community an opportunity to stand." Executive (which still needs to be HARASSMENT STICKERS WILL built, and is currently called the Dora ALSO BE AVAILABLE TO THOSE Russell room). These people should WHO VOTE be knowledgeable in their field in "Vote RON 1 order to represent those who are Don't forget that voting is by numbers, interested or involved in such issues. putting the candidates of each election in for all posts" order of preference. 2) Faculty Representitives These people are voted in by MEMBERS OF THE FACULTY REMEMBER: WHICH THEY WILL BE THESE PEOPLE WILL HAVE FINAL SAY IN EVER): FLUNG 1-11E REPRESENTING. They will be representing the views of UNION DOES, BOTH INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY. their particular faculty, to the Union, and also providing CHOOSE YOUR CANDIDATES WISELY Disabled Rights Officers Environment Officer

Sophie Blond & Martin Young Eleanor Bull and Neff Payne This is a non -sabbatical position within the Do you think the UP' 'rid the University union - whose aim is to support students with should adopt a more r. „..Insible and forward special needs throughout their time in Leeds thinking attitude towards a set of issues that a eil and Eleanor want to job-share this position growing number of people think are extremely in order to give it the time that it requires. important for the health and happiness of human Neil Payne is the West Yorkshire Area beings, the planet they live on and the wealth of Disabilities Officer - and as such has access to nature they share it with? many regional and national contact. Eleanor Bull founded the Sign Language Society, which now employs three professional If you do, be good, be green for energy, sign language tutors, teaching 45 students every experience and commitment vote for the dynamic week. duo: Sophie and Martin for Environment Officer and help realise our dream of free hug coupons for 're find out more about what we stand for, all! please come and read our manifesto!

LGB Rep Officers Mature Students Officer

Silken, Immo° and Susan Berry Tim Bickerstaffe We want to share this role because e we think I have been acting Mature Students Officer it is important to have both sexes represented this last year. During this time I have worked on and we feel that by combining our efforts we several protects and campaigns. will be able to do a better job than if just one or These have included: helping to set up an use were to do it. informative mature student intro day'; setting We aim to promote LCB issues within the up the Mature Students' Society; representing University and Union and also within the NUS. us on the 'Crisis in Education' panel debate, We hope to foster closer links with other with campus unions and MPs. I will also be universities on LGB issues to enable experience representing us at the forthcoming NUS to be shared. conference. We are keen to fulfil a supportive role for the I hope that the work I have done this last LGB Society and for every lesbian, gay, bisexual year, the knowledge I have on the workings of and transgendered student at the University. the university, and on the issues affecting all older students, will stand me in good stead as Mature Students Officer for 96/97.

Part-time Rep Officer Racial Minorities Officer

John Tindsley Richard Rich As part-time students officer I will Racial prejudice is a problem in our society It campaign to raise awareness of the special Likes different forms - subtle and blatant. LUU needs of part-time students. Year on year, the is a culturally diverse society As such it is university acquires an increasing number of important that we have a Racial Minorities 'part-timers' and it is important that they take Officer who will work rigorously on behalf of all an active part in union activities and minorities, campaigns. I would like to see a greater interaction As such I will encourage part-time students between all our societies. By educating, to become more involved in the union, they informing and socialising, we can improve the have a lot of skill they can bring into the union lot for all students. but they need encouraging to share them. Also, My credentials are five years of anti-racism they have particular needs and thus I will work, including organising campaigns at campaign on their behalf to obtain better Bradford University. I want to use my library access and out of hours computing experience to try to help LUU become a truly access. prejudice-free union. So go on. vote John lindsley. Vote against ignorance. Vote Richie Rich.

Student Officers

Anat Shafran RI% Bee McCall For the election of I'm standing for Union Council, I am a I believe that the job of Union Council first year student studying French and is to promote union policies and to History. I have recently been elected as actively campaign for issues Student Officers, you an independent delegate to represent concerning all students, such as: free Leeds students at NUS conference. I am education, racism, the environment concerned with issues such as and student poverty. I am a member of will have to choose increasing rent prices, unequal the Christian Union and was recently opportunities and racism on campus. involved in the successful resurrection That is why I am asking for your vote of the Tibet support group. I studied in only 12 out of the to fight for your rights and future. I China last year and feel that I am more urge you to vote for Anat Shafran. aware of the problems facing International Students and aim to promote their interests within the union_ Please following 17 vote for me -1'1l do what I can to represent you! candidates... Student Officers

Becky Jean Smith Bianca Mudu Damien Tash I am standing for Union Council as I Do you come here often? It you do then would like to have a say in what guts Union Council is both a powerful and you've probably seen me around or at complex body within the union_ As a on in our University and Union. I t work in the Old Bar, I recently stood Iwould be a good representative as I current Union Councillor, I feel that I and was elected as an NUS Conference am the ideal choice to represent the take part in many different student Delegate for Leeds, a past which f feel activities and know a diverse range of student body on the issue that need to will give me valuable experience in the be addressed. Racism, student students. Throughout my involvement murky world of student politics. in various sociehtia, and working in the hardship and the rights of students However, don't get me confused with who are food co-op and the (lid Bar. 1 have often discriminated against, any of those boring political types such as mature, foreign, discovered how important union LGB and because I am new to the scene with - — women students, are of such deaisione are for all students, and would like to cream. fresh ideas and lots of enthusiasm. If you want someone that all students are rm aartaiice that I feel experienced enough to tackle. As a fairly repr•sented in these deciear•. who is fun, appmachable, motivated and responsible then dellegate to NUS conference, I am also aware If elected, I will make sure that I do put across Any issues of the vote Biant -Probably the best candidate in the world." national issues affecting students and will ensure that of importance to students which are made known to me. I students here make their voices heard. will be particularly committed to equal rights and environmental issues,

Zinkin Hayley Markey Helen kesketh

I am an independent candidate. I have Nay name is Hayley Markey and I am a I'm Helen Hesketh, a first year beet elected as a delegate from Leeds first year International Studies international Studies student. I am an University to NUS conference. Please My interests include travelling,, water- independent candidate with moderate vote Daniel Zinkin I for Union Council kiing and student politics_ I am views. I am opposed to the increasingly so that. I can represent you in Leeds as particularly concerned with the extremist and racist. politics on the well as at NUS in an independent running of the Student Union, and find campus and I think it is important to capacity able to make informed it important to ensure that all students prevent such movements having an decisions that benefit all students as at the University of Leeds are catered effective presence in the union. On the only non-aligned students can , for, both socially and politically. As positive side 1 an interested in helping I intend to fight against student student officers on the Union Council I to promote awareness of issues that hardship, racism on campus, homophobia and other would like to erasure all students are represented and affect students and I would also like to see the union in intolerances and hardship problems faced by all students treated equally,/that student services are well publicised, general become more accessible to students who want to alike. For a sensible, rational, independent mind on your that union campaigns are as fully supported as possible take part. For someone who is committed, determined and Union Council, please vote Daniel Linkin. and union services continue to benefit the study body and represents the majority, vote for me!!! improve student welfare.

Inji Sarah Duducu Kevin Patrick Lisa Law

As a first year student I was baffled by Before I started university I was in full- I am running for Union Council the bureaucrecy which drowns union time employment and was a Trade because I believe that as an meetings. In my second year I have Union representative. I am seeking Independent candidate I can be become more aware of, and involved election to Union Council so 1 can bring representative of the majority. i am in, union politics, and have been my experience to what is an important ❑pen-minded - with no political ties. horrified by the luvenile arguntenta part of the university's organisation. 1 aiming to advance the diversity of which have split this year's Ease. I am open-minded and would help any student interests.Action must be taken believe that my job as a member of students in whatever way I could. against student poverty, rent prices and Union Council would be to represent There is ever-increasing pressure on racism on campus. 1 believe that I have the feelings of the majority of students students and the university the determination to ensure this It is and to make informed decisions on any Motions rushed funding, and I see it every student's responsibility to essential that Union Council works for the benefit of ALL through the council, on their behalf. I believe this Union stand up for free education. Use your vote wisely - vote students. For an independent, sensible choice, please vote needs an injection of common sense, and if you agree.. for Key. for Lisa Law. please consider voting for me.

Tracey Perera Miriam iakubovic Simon Korrar

am an independent. enthusiastic, out- University funding is due to be slashed What is your choice in this election? going person. I believe in equal by Ca,50 million. New Labour's only You can vote for the independents who opportunities and l intend to look alter answer is to advocate a graduate tax_ I aren't really independent. n911. the best interests of every. Leeds am standing as a member of Socialist You can vote for the Socialist Workers student. A.s a Student Officer I aim to Workers' Student Society, I believe that Workers who are still waiting for the see that the Executive committee are we cart afford a free education system. revolution. doing their job properly and are 6.65 billion was handed to the rich in tax Or you can vote for the only serious making the correct decision. I am cuts over the last few years. I also think and truly radical party in this union - interested in all student issues and I am that this Union needs to be actively the Liberal Democrats. I stand for eager to get involved in the general fighting racism, especially the peace, justice, equality, freedom - and running of the Union. I am interested in the immigration and Asylum Bill. The only way to beat these anything else that sounds vaguely liberal or democratic. implementation of campaigns and policies. For example, cuts is by demonstrating and occupying the universities. If Students of the world unite- we have nothing to lose but the issues of student financing, as it is related to my you want a unitm that will start to tight back, vote SWSS. the present Exec!. Let us reclaim our union, Let us move degree cou rse. forward together. Vote Simon Koval. for Union Council

Jay Connolly David Freeman Robin van den Hende

I am keen, enthusiastic and reliable. I What is your choice in this election? One person can make a difference and I have been secretary for the sailing dub You can vote for the independents who want to make that difference. I am an and am now treasurer, and worked for aren't really independent. independent candidate. I believe the union as a steward in Introweek. As YOU cart vote for the Socialist Workers everyone is equal within the university have greatly enjoyed these roles I Workers who are still waiting for the and deplore any discrimination against would like to contribute to the running revolution. students. of the Union, representing student Or you can vote for the only serious Openness and accountability are views. If elected I am to improve the and truly radical party in this union - essential if the Union Council is to be image of the Union by ensuring that the the Liberal Democrats. I stand for responsive to students. I will push for right decisions are made in the best peace, justice, equality, freedom - and this. I believe in a fair, manageable and interest of the students. There are many improvements anything else that sounds vaguely liberal or democratic. all•encompassing system of student funding that allows that can be made, and I want to ensure that they are done Students of the world unite- we have nothing to lose but everyone the education they have a basic right to. I am in the bestible way. Vote Jay for a friendly, hard the present Exec! Let us reclaim our union. Let us move accessible to hear all students' views. If you want to email working student officer. forward together. Vote Dave Freeman for Union Council. me @ POL5RDV. Vote Van den Hende; the name you can't pronounce. Engineering Faculty Rep

Peter Garrett John Goodfellow

I am a first year. studying Materials The first duty in life is to be as artificial as Engineering. I have been a delegate to this year's possible. What the second duty is no-one has as Rag Conference. I currently hold the position of vet discovered. Wickedness is a myth invented by Dublin Hitch Co-ordinator. I am standing to be good people to account for the attractiveness of President of Rag. I feel I have a lot to offer the others. The well-bred contradict other people. The student; of my faculty. wise contradict themselves. Nothing that actually I am assertive enough to express my views. occurs is of the slightest importance. It is only by have an understanding of Union politics. thaving not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in spent a lot of time with Exec members), Throu gh the memory of the commercial classes. Ambition my contacts to other Rags, I am aware of what is is the last refuge of the failure. To love oneself is happening at other universities. I am not political the beginning of a life-long romance.

Science Faculty Rep

Emma Clegg Paul Cina 1 am a second year staff/student representative God said 'Let there be light and there was light who enjoys a wide range of activities leg hockey, And it was good. God said 'Let there be Lail' and Rag and horseriding), Then it was not so them was LUU. And it was good. am standing for Union Council because I feel In fact it was bad. So God said there be good. 'Let I am able to represent a wide range of student Union Council' and there. But alas, it also was not interests. God. God saw how there were hacks representing their I also think that my approachability, willingness to listen and experience on other interests, not ye interests of the students. God saw committees make me a good candidate for faculty then arguing and bickering amongst themselves and said 'Lei. ye students need independent, fair representative_ represtritation'. And lo, Paul Cina was elected....

Economics, Social Sciences and Law Faculty Rep

David Lemer Daniel Naughton

As a member of the Law Faculty and an active Sadly the bureaucrats who run our union don't member of the Debating Society, as well as a keen believe in fighting education cuts through real action. participant in my Faculty's activities, I feel that I Fhey have betrayed us all. Students fmm all faculties fully understand student problems in general. and all universities must identify their common specifically those relating to students and their 171interests and unite to fight for free education. faculties. Communications between faculties and When students stand together to fight assault; from their students must be improved and the the government we are a force to be feared. When academic interests of students be given an airing students in France recently stood up to their on Union Council. For this reason. and the fact I'm government, they won billion's of dollars concessions. an independent candidate, I represent the If we follow their example, we too can diange things. interests of students in general. Vote Dan for free education and a socialist students union. Vote SWSS. Arts Faculty Rep

bourn Dickinson Mathew James

Sick and tired of candidates who allow The Arts faculty is a diverse and active body in students to be oppressed? Well don't worry, John need of centralisation and improved is here to fight for a socialist student union and a communications. I propose: grass roots movement to overthrow the evil capitalists. Students bear the brunt of the - An arts magazine, including arts reviews and pressures of bourgeois society, despised by articles, original work and events listings for both overnment and bus driver alike, By voting for university and town. John, you'll be fighting back. Say no to the - An arts cafeteria which would be cheap, sickening apathy of the students union. Say no to convenient and eclectic, for people to meet and cuts in education. Give the Tories a kick in the relax in. knackers. Vote John Dickinson for Arts Rep.

Meeting Speaker Disciplinary Tribunal

Ruth Within Stuart Connolly Paul Cina l have lots of experience necessary LF117. 911 , I understand that this is a responsible God said let there be light' and there was for this position, such as organising position that at the moment has a had fight. And it was good. God said 'Let there be and leading large weekly society rI reputation. Having been Secretary of the 111U!' and there was LW. And it was good. meetings. f understand how the Sailing Club, along with working as a Fhen it was not so good. In fact it was bad. So union works (exciting, huh?) I steward for the union during Introweek, I God said 'Let there be Union Council' and propose 1) fast effective and painless think that this shows that I am: keen, there. But alas, it also was not God. OGMs 2) clearer procedures and enthusiastic and reliable. If elected, I will God saw how there were hacks representing motions 3) the encouragement of members of the union hold an unbiased view on matters and take the position their interests, not ye interests of the students. God saw them with an opinion to spa( out in meetings not just hacks seriously, while making the right decisions. This would arguing and bickering amongst themselves and said; ye and factions 4) elimination of time-wasting hype. hopefully give the committee a better image. students need independent, fair representation'. And kr, Paul Cina was elected....

NM- 'ifric Friday, March 15 Music Factory Odeon: 1. Bash Street • IOW and trainepotting, 1.20. a45. sweaty Clear. the Music Factory 6.05.8,40 2. Dance on Arrival - with Sense and Sensibility, 1.40, Curtis Zack (Vague). 10 - As it says nn the flyer, "the no, not that Blue Peter. but the 4 45. 7.55 late, fora higher state of future is bright..,the future ii. wicked hard-house DJ who will Nixon, 2.10. 8 56 consciousness. £4 NUS/ES clear..." However, tonight nil tail to get you moving. Tax „termer. 1.10, 3 35. 5,55. 3. Clear - new techno end promises to be anything but on the door is a bargain £5 for 8 25 hard house, see flavour of Restoration, 1.55, 5.25. 8.10 the day transparent us the Music students which is, let's face it Factory's newest night returns, most of us. Watch out for Mr MGM: Pleasure Rooms • in a serious bid to compete with Oz. who plays on March 29, Gal Shorty. 3.30, 5.50, 8.20 Up Yer Ronson, with that mecca of techno. the Orbit. should you he staying in Leeds Casino, 4 10. 7.40 Buckieym Marshall and Paul Tonight the guest is Filu Peter - Heat 7.45 Murray. 10,00-4.00 £7 Over Eisl,•1 Babe, 12.40. 5.50 members & NUS/£9 others , Cottage Road: The Afterderk, Morley. BBC1 BBC2 TraInsportine 6 00. 8 15. T.F1 Friday - ilTV y I 4 10.45 With Mancheelers Torn sea ono CM Wainwright. And the E The Lounge; doesn't stand for 'Four' 6.00 Business Brealtlasi, 7.00 6.00 Open University, 7.15 see 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Win. Lose Or 5.00 4-Tel On View. 6.35 The Sense and Sensibility: 5.30. Breakfast News; 9.00 Breakfast Hear Breakfast News, 7.30 Draw: 9.55 Calendar News; Wanderlul Wizard of Oz; 7.00 8.10 The Cockpit News Extra, 9.20 Can't Cook, Stingray 8.00 The Really Wild Weather 10.00 The Time... The The Big Breakfast: 9.00 The Brighton Beach - Won't Cook; 9.45 Kilroy; 10,30 Show: 8.30 The Little Pala, Bear. Golden Girls. 9.30 Schools. 12.00 .4-e Park Pletunrhouse - Place; 10.35 This Morning: 12.20 60s Modernism meets the Good Morning With Anne And 8.35 Teddy Trucks; 8.40 The Fruity Stories. 12.30 Sesame Witrinail and 1 6.45 host at the 90s, with me Nick. 12.00 News: Weather: Record: 9.05 Schools Calendar News; 12.30 News: Street; 1.30 Cambervock Green. Restoration 9.00 Bluetones playing live for the 12.05 Turnabout: 12,30 Going Programmes; 10.00 Playdays; Weather; 12.55 Home And second time in followed by The Herbs, 2.00 March. Sold For A Song; 1.00 News. Weather. 10.30 Cats' Eyes; 10.45 Schools Showcase (cell 01924 out lipmatam Away, 1.25 Chain Letters; 1.55 Augusta's Guests. 2-05 Bush 420622 for times); 1.30 Regional News: 1.40 Programmes; 12.30 Working Coronation Street: 2.25 High Tucker Man Neighbours; 2.00 Pebble Mill, Lunch, 1.00 Schools Seven, Caret°. Jurrrana, The Warehouse Road, 2.55 Shortiand Street, 2.35 FiLM: Our Gal Friday 2.40 Moon Over Miami; 3.30 The Programmes, 2.00 The Little Desperado. Loch Ness, Truly Scrumptious - Noe 3.20 News; 3.25 Calendar News; (c1495:: Lively comedy When Saturday Comes. dub sensahon, with Starsk Littlest Pet Shop: 3.50 Look Polar Bear: 2.05 Teddy Trucks, starring Joan Collins, 3.30 Rosie And Jen; 3.46 Babe, Trainspoteng, Sense & Hutch (the sound gallery, Shane, 4.05 The All New Popeye 2.10 Open View; 2.15 Sport On Kenneth More and George and Sensibility. Heat, Bradford) £1 a pint, £1,50 Show Fnday, 3.55 News: Weather; 4.00 Zzzapl, 4.00 Talespen, 4.25 The Restoration. Father of the tequila stammers. 10-4am, 4.20 Julia Jekyll And Harriet Today's the Day. 4.30 Ready. Geeks. 4.55 Hang On 4.00 Jimmy 's Bride, Gel Shorty, Leaving £3 NUS. Hyde Steady, Cook: 5.00 Esther: 5.30 5.10 Home And Away. Selina 4.30 Countdown 4,35 The Mask Las Vegas, Apollo 13, The The Village 5.00 Cutting Edge Latte Princess, Apollo 13, LIAUSU 5.00 Newsround Extra 6,00 The Munsters vISITS Sours commune. 6.00 T.F.I. Friday Nixon Stomp - Inds & Grunge-lest. 5.10 Blue Peter. Live events 6.25 The Champions and Curtis asks Chloe out 7.00 Channel 4 News: plus different sounds in room and news reports. 7.15 Electric Circus. Emma 5.40 News: Weather including at 7.30 two. £3.00t3.50 5.35 Neighbours Forbes presents the 5.55 Calendar: Local Weather Headlines and Weather 6.00 News: Weather entertainment news, while 6.30 Tonight 7,55 Book Choice Town and Country Club 6.30 Regional News Adam Ay takes a look at fri 7,00 Bruce Forsyth's Play 8.00 Fruity Stories. The health Love Train Legendary 7Cs Magazines the latest computer games. tactors al true West Yorkshire Playhouse, disco . 7.00 Wipeout Paul Daniels 7,30 A Bloody Art.. A Your Cards Right Quarry Theatre hosts the gameshow in Personal View by John 7.30 Coronation Street. Fiona 8.30 Brookside. Ron's hearth is The Government Inspector The Underground which three contestants Rodda. One of Britain's feels the pressure as the being tested by the arrests, 7.30pm. tickets from £7.50 The Cooker - Jazz, Funk. Bev starts taking an compete for the star prize top sports journalists gives salon open. ticket hotline: 0113 2442111 Soul. A steamy night of rare interest hi Katie's health groove. £5 al a superb holiday a personal perspective on 8.00 The Bill. 7.30 Tomorrow's World. The boxing and Sinbad feels a failure West Yorkshire Playhouse, 8.30 Paul Merton In Gallon 9.00 Cybill. Cybill spends long Courtyard Theatre Le Phanographktue moving story of Maroushka 8.00 Secret Nature. The Isles And Simpson's... hours rehearsing love Foe: an embrtious The Lizard Club - The best Monro who suffers from of Scilly_ adaptation of the Crusoe nt '60s and '70s rock. torficoilis, a rare disease 8.30 Gardeners' World Bedsitter. Paul spends an scenes In a play with Rids. story 10pm-tam, Cate which severely restricts 9.00 The Fast Show. Featuring evening alone in his bedsa a much younger and extremely attractive actor, 7.45pm, tickets from £7,50 movement in the neck. Unlucky All. and Arabella trying to entertain himself ticket hater W: eel 3 2442111 causing her ex-husband to LUU Harvey Milk Bar 8_00 HI-De-HI. Classic holiday- Weir as a woman who just through the lonely hours. Party On - top night out for tamp humour with the can't help acting differently feel threatened. City Varieties less than a flyer[unless you Vellowcoats at Marian's. with boys. 9.00 The Ruth Rendeli 9.30 Father Ted. it's guile Cost Magnifique. a stunning plan to get totally wrecked.) 8.30 A Question Of Sport. Bill 9.30 Fied Dwarf VI. Trapped Mysteries: The Secret simple - to fix a teaky roof, non-stop revue featuring Beaumont and Ian Barham aboard a disintegrating House Of Death. As the Father Ted gets a car to dancers. singers and lavish captain two teams of ship, Rimmar abandons his extent of Bob North's affair rattle But there's a bit of costumes Not to everyone's sporting celebrities, ciewmales, taking the only is revealed. Susan problem with the taste, but II could be tun, for answering questions put to remaining escape pod. those who can afford to take becomes increasingly them by David Coleman 10.00 Fist Of Fun. Comedy with 10.00 Roseanne. There's a the risk. Tickets £17.50. suspicious show 8pm. 9.00 News: Regional News: Stewart Lee and Richard wedding in Lanford, a gay Weather Herring. Followed by 10.00 News: Weather wedding - Leon is about to 9.30 FILM: Leap Of Faith Family Album 10.30 Calendar News: Weather wed his fiance. Charlie Parkers (1992). A gentle send-up of 10.30 Newsnight 10.40 FILM: Police Academy 10.30 The Mark Thomas evangelism, in which a 11,15 The Smell Of Reeves And (1964). Starring Steve Comedy Product Marie phoney travelling minister Mortimer. More surreal Guttenberg sees how easy it is to sets up shop in a small comedy. export military equipment Cockpit Kansas town. Starring 11.45 The Alf-New Atexei Sayte 12.25 Hotel Babylon to Iraq by converting a tank Bhastones (au(• si 5_ Steve Martin. Debra Show 2. Olf-the-wall 1.05 American Gladiators_ into an ice cream van and (The Corn Exchange) above) Winger. Liam Neeson and sketches and anecdotes. tollowed by News asking for an export The Big Applii Up1ron1 Lolita Davidovich 12.15 Weatherview 200 Jones And Jury licence American house and Duchess 11.15 FILM: Two Mules For 12.20 Under Exposed 2.25 God's Gilt 11.05 The Girlie Show 'rucksack garage- Free Pusherman 4- Jocasta Slater Sara (1970). 12.35 FILM: The Loved One before 10pm. £2.50 after. 125 Dear Nick 11.55 T.F.I. Friday Stamng Cfire Eastwood (1965). Frenetically paced 1.00 Beavis And Butt-Head 4.20 Funny Business and Shirley MacLaine movie about the bizarre 1.30 FiLM: Sebastiane (1976). 1.05 Weather; 1.10 Close funeral practises in 4.45 Profile Derek Jarman's California. 5.00 ITV Sport Classics extraordinary first feature 2.35 Close 5.30 News 3.00 Close

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Odeon The Music Factory Trainsportiog, 1.20, 3 45 6.45 Happy Upirtting house with Whisk yourself hail, in time to the you forget such moments as 910 Martin Knots (happy eleven) swingin'. hoppin' '50s as "Summer Loving" and "You're the Sao** and Sensibility, 1.40, a Tato (up ere foregone 101:ine • "r3 tonight sees the start of a live night one that I want" loch ooh yeahl. 4 45, 7.55 4am. temembett, eon, ITO run of the hit musical 'Grease' So slick back your hair, dig out Nnum, 2 10, 806 couples Smart Dress 0 presented by Lull Stage Mustcals. those bobby socks and put on Jurnanit 1.10. 3.35, 5.55, a 25 The show will include all those those dancing shoes: you won't Restoration, 1.55. 8,05. 9 10 Warehouse • pr(11 Vague_ 11:•4am £8 One of sing-along sounds of the summer see a finer set of sideburns MGM: Leeds' most open-mindad • sire of luurve, to warm even the anywhere else - or your money Get Shorty. 3 30. 5.50, 8.20 outs goes from strength to coldest of hearts. Yes, how could hack +allegedly !1 Casino. 4.10, 7 40 strenoth Heal. 7 45 Babe, 1240, 5,50 Alter Dark. Morley Ace Ventura 2. leer Trio Omit Brtlltanr lecfmr. Lulls Princess, 1225, 2 15 night aim,• tam. Into, 101 252E120::' BBC1 BBC2 ITV y C h4 4 Cottage Road: age I Train5On11019, 6 00.8 15 10.45 The Cockpit I The Galilee Rock. mphoe 7.25 News Weather. 7.30 6.00 Open University 6.00 GMTV; 9.25 5.00 4-Tel On View. 510 Sesame Hyde Park Pieturehouse: and Skatecore it !X1-3.00 Iznogoutl. 7.45 The Artbox 12.15 Wartime Weddings Teleganticmegaveion, 10.25 Street. 7,05 Ulysses 31, 7.30 wimnait and I. 6 45 £3 5014.00 Bunch; 8.00 tznogouel, 8.10 The 12.25 Holiday Outings Spatz: 10.55 ti's Not Just Super Mario Brothers; 7.45 First Restoration, 9,00 Flintstones: 8.35 The Addams 12.30 FILM: Julius Caesar Saturday: 11.30 The Chan Edition; 8.00 Trans World Sport: Town and Country Family; 9.00 Live And Kicking: (1953). Stars Marlon Show; 12.30 Movies, Games 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 The Lounge: Tap Banana Sounds of the 12.12 Weather Brendle who surprised the And Videos; 1.00 News. The Greatest; 10.30 NBA: 11.00 tios mars be fun 10 - 2.30 Sense and Sensibility 5 30, 12.15 Grandstand: 12.20 film world by turning in a Weather; 1.05 Calendar News: Gazette Football Italia; 12.00 The Football Focus: 1.00 memorable performance 8-10 Weather; 1.10 Champions Late Late Show; 12.30 The Great News: 1.05 Cricket; 1.15 as Marc Anthony. Also LMUSLI League Special, 1.40 Bugs Maratha The Saturday Disco Student Boxing; 1.50 Rugby stars James Mason and Showcase (cell 01924 420022 Bunny Mother's Day Special 12.55 FILM: The Scarlet Union; 3.00 Rugby Union John Gielgurt for limes), night 'nut ticaid 2.05 FILM: 1 Married Wyatt Pimpernel (1934), 4.40 Final Score; 5.00 2.25 FILM: The Barefoot Seven Casino, Jurnaisi, Earp (1983). Biopic based Alexander Korda's Desperado, Loch Ness, When LUU Harvey Milk Bar Rugby Union. Contesse (1954), Stamng production of the on the memoirs of a young classic Saturday Comes, Babe. Jump Around - special St 5.30 News: Weather Humphrey Bogart and Ave comedy-adventure. Regional News And Gardner singer and actress, Jame Treurspoiling, Sense arid l'alrick's day 111511 night, 5.40 starring Leslie Howard, Weather 4.35 Best Of Esther Marcus, who fell in love Senhlbillty, Heil!, Restoration, playing anything from t.12 to the 2.50 Channel 4 Racing from 5.45 Big Break 5.05 The Oprah Winfrey Show with and later married the Father of the Bride, Get Shorty, Frank & Walters. plus cheap 6.15 The New Adventures Of 5.45 TOTP2 legendary lawman of OK Leaving Las Vases, Apollo 13. (Pinks. r3arivenr,e 5.05 BU ttroTkest ie dr e Omnibus Superman. When happily 6.30 Crutts 96 Corral fame Starring The Little Princess Nikon 6.30 Right To Reply married couples start 7.05 News And Sport: Mane Osmond. West Yorkshire Playhouse, 7.00 A Week In Politics, News Primes II vanishing from Metropolis Weather 3.45 Airwoll Summary and Weather Quarry Theatre Anion, A new night at Leeds' atter attending a well- 7.20 Correspondent 4.45 News: Sports Results: 8.00 Hidden Kingdoms, biggest gay dub. The music known therapist's retreat, 8.05 Francois Truffaut: The Weather Filmmaker Simon Trevor policy 15 the same as the pose as Man Who Loved Cinema. Lois and Clark 5.05 Calendar News examines the elephant's attitude: Keeping it up '611- lovers to investigate. In the second of two 5.10 Scoreline. Local Weather role in the African 10pr•8am. Tel. 2446300 for 7.00 Noel's House Party programmes. Julie 5.20 Batman emenenment. more into 7.50 The National Lottery Christie, Nicholas Roeg 5.45 Catchphrase 9.00 Alit Wiedersehen Pet. Or The Government Inspector Live. Anthea Turner is arid others reflect on the 6.15 The Shane Richie and Bomber get into a light 7 30om, tickets from £7.50 La Phono mined by Barry Manilow for famously active love life Experience. Shane Richie with some English tabloid . 0113 2442111 this week's draw. and the tragic early death ticket hotline Oblivion From the Cure to the introduces three romantic reporters. 8.05 Dalziel And Pascoe. A of one of Europe's best- Chemical Brothers 10-2ane couples who all want to 10.00 The World Of Lee Evans. West Yorkshire Playhouse. sums of crime mysteries. loved film-makers. ree:3 50 get married in the Richie Comedy horror as Lee, adapted from the award- 8.45 Court TV: The Case Of Dr Courtyard Theatre Registry Office driving down the motorway winning novels of Reginald Kevorkian. Susan Ellicott Foe. an ambitious adaptation Underground decides to pick up reviews some of the most 7.05 Barrymore, Including at night. of the Crusoe story The Yardbird Suite • jazz with hitch hiker Phil Daniels. 9.35 HNews And Sport: remarkable recent trials Lottery Result. 7.45prri, rickets from £7.50 eve music Doors 8.00. Send et Weather. followed by seen in American 8.05 Stars In Their Eyes Blue Light Zone: ticket hotline, 0113 2442111 a 15, DJs until 2 00, e5/6 National Lottery Update courtrooms. This 8.50 News: National Lottery 10.35 Calling Bible John - 9.55 The Nose At Ten - Best programme looks back at Update: Weather Portrait Of A Serial Killer. City Varieties Of Comic Relief. The the trial of Dr Jack 9.05 FILM: A Few Good Men Acclaimed author Andrew Ceti Magretique: a stunning rji comic theme of this edition Kevorkian, the first (1992). A young and O'Hagan goes on a tiorestop revue is sport. including sketches American ever to be impetuous naval lieutenant personal journey to ThitittSE17.50,perforriance and stand-up from Hugh charged with the offence of and a more experienced Glasgow's grim past. to mans at 8pm Duchess - Laurie. Joanna Lumley and assisted suicide. woman lieutenant explore the myths and Snuff - steeping strong attar Angus Deayton. 9.35 Bookmark: Why Cooper commander am given the obsessions behind Bible how many years a now label- 10.25 Match Of The Day. - The Bonkbuster. job of defending two John, one of Britain's most notorious serial killers. males with Elastma on Liverpool versus Chelsea Britain's best-selling writer rnannes accused of 11.05 Randy Reg And The Pot f;l_uhD. Deceptive records from Anheld. plus a round- reveals the truth behind murder. Starting Tom Bellied Pervert up of all the other goals. her books. Family Album Cruise, Jack Nicholson 10.30 Belle Epoque. Free at last 11.35 Granny Squad Charlie Nutters GIG of the WEEK: 11.30 They Think It's All Over. and Demi Moore . Comedian Nick Hancock to marry the lova of her life, 11.50 One Year In The Life Of Omar Uperting Garage night Leeds University - 11.40 FILM: Hell Hath No Fury comperes a game of wit Alice has asked Lucien to Crime with DA Men Vint and Funky Underworld . (1990). Housewife Terve and sporting knowledge. wait a year and a day for 12.55 Digging Up The Past Jai? Man The reluvinated Underworld, Ferguson's idyllic world is Rounds include the her Followed by 1.25 FILM: The Thin Blue Line as Nurtured In the brilliant cold shattered when her humorous 'Feel the Weatherview (1988). The case of Pleasure Rooms turkey scene in Tnainspotting, Sportsman'. 12.20 Later With Jools Holland. husband is murdered by Randall Dale Adams - a Beds to Basks. The Miss preview their harder drum & 12.00 FILM: Cold Front (1989). 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News: Weather, followed by Journey (111911. Fantasy ebuvel 5,45 News Weather Richard Worriark, Marlene Yorkshire Weather comedy stoning iseeriu Desperado, Loch New. When 6.05 Regional News Dietrich. Maximilian Schell and 9.00 Band Of Gold. The women's Reeves and Ales Winter 6.10 Songs 01 Praise Judy Garland. past comes back to haunt to day Comes, Babe. Grand Theatre - 7.45 Travelog Treks. Pete 6.45 Antiques Roadehow. 4.55 Rugby Spectre them. Traln$0015rg, Same and McCarthy does the Outback Killer Queen (tebulebancl). Flores 7.30 Ballykiesengel. Father Clifford 5.55 Natural World 10.00 Cracker, Fez is sucked into the investigation of a teenage .00 Encounters: Tileitr.hees. The Semi", Heat Sestraron. those hes. frcreEldwirrian has been ordered back to 6.45 Cruthr 96 - Beat In Show. England, but very much wants The competition for Best in ggirls disappearance start of a new series of liens Pafford the Bode. Get Shorty. Rhapsody b. er. share Ire Only to slay Unfortunately. no-one Show 11.00 Crye•s Crackers that document human Leaving Lao Vegas. Aixglo 13 The Oeen hit I know. sorry. seems to care one way or 8.00 Clive Anderson le Our Men 11.30 FILM; Everybody's All- experience learn a scientific. American (1965,, historical, adventurous or even Ude Princese. Nixon_ 7.30prn.1tkela 50-£12 50 Another In...Belrul. Clive continues his Imporesspeety cast drama eccentric point of view. 5.20 FILM: Scent Of A Women exploration of the world's less following the intertwined lives (1992). See Flavour of the Day obvious tourist spots 9.00 FILM: Bad Behaviour (1992l of three friends, horn the mid- Hamthorting drama 9.45 News: Weather 8.40 The Money Programme SO's to the present day . 10.00 FILM: Scent Of A Women. 9.20 Horizon. A portrait or Einstein Staffing Dennis Quaid and 11.00 FILM: December Bride rnri .j ctrl 10,10 Cricket World Cup Jessica Lange News (1969). 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One O'Clock News: Weather; Look And Read: Spywatch, 11.05 1.55 Coronation Street: 2.25 Garfield as a charter boat Mouse: 1.30 Regional News: Weather, Zig Zag; 11.25 Technology Wish You Were Here...?; 2.55 owner who becomes Withnail and I, 6.45 Ritri's - 1.40 Neighbours; 2.00 Pebble Starters. 11.40 English Time; Shorliand Street; 320 News invotved in criminal Headlines; 3.25 Calendar News: Restoration, 9.00 The World - student Mill; 2.40 Rich Man. 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The first two Theatre burglary which accounts programme in the portrait of the crime with a gun. contenders' claims to the Foe: an ambitious for a quarter of all reported of Einstein Worse still, the victim's title of The Greatest are adaptation of the Cnisoe Duchess - crime in the UK 8.50 A Bad Time To Be A Man blood is found on presented by panels story Fat Bob & the 9.00 News: Regional News: 9.00 The X Files. See Flavour Warwick's shoe. chaired by Frances Weather of the Day 7.45pm. tickets from Cureheads + the Tulip Kavanagh's problems Edmonds and Danny Kelly. 9.30 Panorama 9.45 This Lite. Drama series Lounge. multiply when the boy 9.00 Cutting Edge: The £7.50 10.10 The Absence Of War. about five old college ticket hotline: 0113 refuses to cooperate. 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member of the to sell ow However Chris is adamant that IT ALL BEGAN WITH A DREAM: 4116.11mpavii ,1 don't like Dream Dream will nut go the =re way as Kiss FM: 1 Tony Walker and Mark Turner, show there I used don't like the music policy at Kiss. I think their Iced not to play station is /nom cif a computerised compact disc former Dream DJs ,'t really like. I have affair It's not a live thing like Rh playing stations which I records on Technics and nrising live. like it is at Dream. l'heir music policy is middle of the o emphasise that road, in a way it's pop music. it's not across the :-out for fresh. new hoard dance music and it hasn't got the same °approaches us feel as Dream FM." mark, we get them This anti-Kiss rant seems to lend weight to lent ow or tell them the rumours of animosity between the two nick later" Eddie stations. but Chris is quick to deny such rd in - "Yeah. Ms allegations: -I don't have a pmblem with Kiss - st very long." - but I respect them for what they're doing as they uns en: -Thai's true, have as much right as anyone to apply for a axl presenter. tike licence. But I don't believe that as many people they don't have to listen to Kiss as they would have as believe. r something and if think that it's all hyped up and when they do need to be injecting their surveys it's easier to say yes because it's hyped to he fashionable_ It's all hype," to talkative side Alter the problems which Dream have had Throughout our with the police as a convicted pirate radio chatted away and station, it seems quite unlikely they will be the piing - until now first choice for the licence. 1)espite moving their lea of the licence is transmitters around the city to avoid detection mires very coy and is from the Depannient of Trade and Industry, they away: -We are not have still been busted on numerous occasions. lication for it had ther equipment confiscated and received hefty fines But there is a substantial amount of support for Dream's application from those on the Wing circuit. Anne Savage, a regular at ey, big Vague who thinks bream are "ace" and deserve to get the licence is definitely one of the 'give Dream the licence' posse. as is Ian don't Dewhurst founder of the 'Mastertuts* series of eompilatams, who wants Dream to win the anything application so he can "see us much =munition for Dream against all these big heavyweight ivory tower lances' fat•bellied tucking businessmen... and you can quote me on that:- ,ith some people But even true Dream tans remain realistic ;se and, if they get about their chances of getting the licence: It y the station will will go to the company that puts the most o FM." He then money on the table and that will probably be a t of all the nations station like Capital. which hasn't had the . point blank to tell problems Dream has." Tony Walker admits to the licence doesn't mei think it's very unlikely that a will go to a possible we will dance station." n. It's big money. Basically. Dream lacks the necessary to say anything out financial clout, as, Inn Dewhurst told me: "Chris e have of being is a Robin Hood of the airwaves, there for the people. not for the money." Chris' love for what :e the crew will he does is very apparent and he deserves credit rum a pirate radio for starting Dream from literally nothing and p. KIM used to he a turning it into the popular station that it is today. commercial they But let's face it • money talks and until Dream he lines of a has the financial hacking to go commercial, it . kw any looks like Chris lenkinson is doomed to he a In keep the "Robin Hood of the airwaves" rather than an ids adopting a affluent Sheriff of Nottingham. tugs the temptation 33

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Monday nights at Ritzy's seem but a hedonistic dream, as it's time (C.1hris Kilburn: English (2:1) from Leeds University to ditch the holey jumpers and hotfoot it to Harvey Nic's (or BHS) I STARTED looking for a job atom! December in my third year. I was naming out of and get a suit. CLAIRE O'LEARY catches up with three early starters ideas about what to do, so I decided logo for law. I wish I had known earlier what I wanted to du bccaust you Picture: Claire O'Leary Danny Eliitts graduated last June from Trinity and All Saints College have to apply far law school Research: Angelique O'Garo really eatiy. so in the end I had in Psychology & Public Media (2:2) to take a year out. Still. I'm now spending a I FELT that I didn't really have time to look vex relaxed atmosphere as nearly everyone here is a year working for McKenna & job whilst I was doing my degree and I didn't Leeds graduate. It took me a while to get used to Co Solicitors in London as a, start looking until a month after my exams. I the rigid time-table, but I enjoy the work and I paralegal clerk and it's an suppose I was a bit worried about not having find it quite stimulating. absolute bargain basically. anything concrete to go into, but I didn't really I think it's really important to narrin down panic. the area you want to go into. Some people argil I'm getting valuable experience in litigation, and I think I was quite lucky to have found a job really widely, but you can't expect the with The Psychology Business as a research companies to know what it is exactly that you I'm not just doing assistant, carrying out research for major want to do. You've really got to sell yourself ant I photocopying all day. DRAGONFLY companis. It is a fast-growing company with a be specific. If you're going to take a year out. I think it's really HOLIDAYS important to set yourself some objectives and not waste time_ The salary is good, Dragonfly Holidays, a registered /Caroline Cassidy, about to graduate In History & German E 14,000 pa, but now I spend charity, is recruiting volunteers for so much more because I think 1 DEFINITELY don't want to go straight into a branching out into travel and tourism later on I'm getting E730 an hour, but a training course at Easter, to fixed career at the moment. I had a really good Some people think that getting a job in a big I forget how much I'm being time during my year abroad in Germany and it company where your life is mapped out for prepare for working on our taxed and how much I spend made me realise that I would like to travel and you for the next 40 years is the be all and end travelling to work each day. holidays for disadvantaged maybe teach abroad fora few years. all of everything. I think there are a lot more It's a really exciting job, but it I'm planning to gain as much experience as interesting and exciting opportunities to be is hard work_ I definitely children this summer possible by teaching English in a summer grabbed. Besides. there are a lot more thing to appreciate the week-ends school. before doing a TEFL course. I really worry about like this article appearing in the more now and I can't wait to `want to work in Europe in teaching, maybe paper! For more information call get trashed on a Friday night, Andy on 0113 253 7987 1 34 Travel LtE.DS STUDENT i ist. st„,,, lc 1006

G is for AzGoa Cartels, Coke and OF THE WORLD Cie lit has been one ut the moat visited gems ut India for many years, with its patio-fringesi beaches and iraverliera seem" There is a lot more to this former Portuguese colony than sun, sea and sand. It has a character quite distinct Col e front the rest of India. with a laid- back Mcktiterrallean quality. making it a great place to escape from the stresses constantly apparent in the rest of the country. In the 'fills and ' 7rfs Qua was the Mecca of all self-respecting hippies and the centre of "finding your inner soul". You could sit around with other people that hadn't washed for a month, pretend you were Bob Dylan or Jim Morrison, and have half - baked discussions ablaut "when the revolution comes" and -the vibe num". You could also disrespect the feelings of the local inittibitions by frolicking around naked and getting out of your head on Leery ixinceivable type of Ganja available. For better or worse those days have gone forever. Cm has still got a party scene for the individual traveller, but the authorities are intent on preventing activities like all-night patties from faking place. A-Ithough there is still a large number of independent travellers in Goa there tuts also been a vast amount of deveiapnrent. This has resulted in a growing number of package tours to the area and all the unfortunate aspects that go with a booming tourist industry. This is not to say you can't escape from the herds of holiday- makers. There are a number of Have you ever wanted to enter the land of drug barons and leis "spoilt" beaches, but it probably won't he long before this beautiful area becomes die new gangster style shoot-outs? MIKE COWAP loses all sense of fear Costa. If you can be bothered to drag yourself away from the beach then getting around the province and finds a pleasant surprise in the colourful country of Colombia can he extremely enjoyable. It is possible to hire a big, old Enfield OLOMBIA perhaps unsurpnsing that pommy was everywhere. We saw beautiful old buildings. churches presence or wary of them. motorbike for as little as 1.15 a this area of the world has urchin children, shoekss and and green plazas. The houses Juggling the stones of bribery week. has a dressed in rags. literally asleep in were battered and off-white, illy and comption with the horror of This is the perfect way to get reputation of not been a popular muddy puddles at the side of the and dusty with picturesque street crime, a little of both seems around although there are dangers. being a a destination for the less road. One sight that impressed wooden balconies. Loads sat out wise_ Sometimes the police have spot- checks in which the cyclist has to Ccountry run by drug adventumus traveller. upon us was a beggar who in the sun. talking and laughing The Can•genos are a cheerful A visit there will not seemed to have nothing below as =Wry looking dogs limped and colourful people. mixed have an international driver's cartels, corruption and change your mind about the his hips and dragged himself around and slept in the shade. descendants of the Spanish. local licence, insurance and a helmet. frequented with dangers so commonly around on a crate with wheels. The leper of drugs was bound Indians and African slaves. Their invariably most Mrvellers don't Owners of the market stalls lining to affect our stay in scene way frierxilimnn and the have any, but forumatety it is reported, but will help you constant gunfights. the sides of the streets hollered at and came when 1 was offered comparatively relaxed usually possible to slip the officers With recent headlines realise this place has more to us and gestured at their wares. cocaine by a young boy on a atmosphrer of the town make it a a few Rupees to let you go on such as "bomb kills 30 offer than cocaine by the kilo. while the beggars held ilia their BMX After that everyone popular destination compared to your way-. Colombia has a charming side Goa is an ektreniels beautiful after cocaine baron's other major cities_ An evening to its character, with colourful spent drinking their famous rum and interesting place that is well arrest" and "kidnapped and friendly people and a laid- outside a bar while listening n, .1 wOrth a visit whether as pan of a Briton is found dead-, it k back way of life anbracing new After being offered cocaine man playing Salsa on an acoustic trip around India or as a package arrivals with open amts. guitar makes for a Memorable tour. With its palm fringed Our first taste of Colombia evening. Walking home we beaches. laid-back atmosphere was the port of Cartagena. better by a young boy on a BMX stumbled across a street party. and cheap cost ot I iN ing. this known to most of us as the with everyone from the youngest amazing area has to be a must for Travel Writing picturesque setting for infants to the fragile elderly nut in any discerning traveller Romancing the Stone and The we were told you could buy the street, singing to the sounds Competition Mizion. Our flight came in after of the Spanish music. After Getting There and Away dark. halving us without a penny whatever the dangers of the of Colombian currency and £60,000 worth for $60 Depends On ) our 4Ire up au grab!, streets. I was hooked on Package deals - has e to do is verde unable to speak more than a word budget but five-star luxury is aticl• of atssut of Spanish. There was no doubt hands for change. seemed to try and sell it to us, It is synonymous with drug available cheaply compared to s e were out of our depth. hoes-mkt submit it to a• s escaped the hectic and from men in ham to the captain of barons and corruption, and CM the other destinations. Cheap deals fort office at Fortunately the taxi-driver disturbing atmosphar by passing a boat we took a day trip on. I surface this is accurate. But if you tend to appear on Teletext more sscepted US dollars. but only at L_SitStils or the Porters desk. through the gams of the old town. was reliably informed you could are brave enough to venture into frequently as the tourist industry a fleecing double the fare. He For 3(X) years Cartagena was the buy £W.000 worth for 60 US this dangerous but beautiful grows in India. at 1,Lrt.,. drove at break-neck speed while The artiite adjudged to lx only pen fix the mire continent, dollars. It is perhaps unsurprising location then there are rewards to shouting the name Ma random While Travelling Amami - Owing btsa by our panel tit and the walled city was heavily then that so many are tempted. he reaped. This country has a Its will win Ow prize- In hotel in the best Spanish accents fortified after repeated raids by although the risks far outweigh wonderful side to Itti character, to the terribly stow train services we could muster. in the province, it's probably it- sr - all other matters the the English in the I 8th century. the possible gains. With friendly people and a lively The fina day shed light on to endure an Indian bus. ir -s word 4s finol. Ent t„ Still ringed with high, buttressed Down every street was a gun- street life it is well worth taking uhf be sviinnitted asses what we had missed in the defences, the narmw streets toting In-year-old in a military your chances • just he wary of vet-aims vkirkness, and to begin with the offered a contrast to the dirty. uniform. You don't know kids with guns and bags of white Justin Penrose sight was bleak Sickening modern section. There were whether to feel safer at their powder. 1 STI 'DENT rnda,.6*nI, Ic Science Britain cries over spilt oil

THE recent oil spillage from the Sea Empress super• tanker is the worst marine disaster to occur off the British coast for 30 years. Not since the Torrey Canyon spill in l%7 has so much oil polluted our seas and beaches. 'Parise per cent of the entire Welsh coastline is now severely oiled, nearly 10 times as much land as the Braer oil spill off Shetland three years ago. Hundreds of sea-birds have been killed or badly affected by the all, and mans more will suffer the same fate when they return from their winter migration. The first ever nature reserves set up in Britain have been hit by the slick. The country's only coastal national park and many sites of special scientific interest are also coated. The effects of any oil spill are devastating. but in this case the degree of devastation can he accurately chronicled. The wildlife of the area is among the most closely studied anywhere In the world. -We will he able to do some really good comparative work,- says the RSPB. The government has provided £250,000 to How much do you really know about your mop-up-top? monitor the long term effects of the spill. Arguments are still raging about the causes of the leak Let ANDREA HOLT tell more through the short-n-curlies and efforts to minimise its damage. The Department of Transport is under fire for HOSE of are showing." the sun. of the hair after about five between the amount of facial failing to provide a full-time Hair on the head grows However. you are not washes, hair on a man and how salvage tug, suggested after us who approximately 15 centimetres confined to your natural hair For the 'change my hair highly women rated him for the Braer disaster, and the have too a year, usually up to a colour because there is a more often than my masculinity, dominance, tactics of the salvage much of it maximum length of a metre. whole range of hair dyes underpants' type then maturity and good looks. company employed are also although single hairs of over available to go wild with, temporary dyes are the Hair style is often more being questioned. want to a metre-and•a-half have been Women have dyed their hair perfect solution. They do not than just fashion. It can link Britain's record in these getT rid of IL Those occasionally grown (gets in since Egyptian days, either hind to the hair at all and are groups of people together matters Is unenviable - a fifth of us who don't have your eyes but saves you a for fashion or to hide grey similar to those used for and act as a form of strong of all serious all slicks world- fortune in toilet paper). hair. but a very limited dying wool. It is these dyes group identity. Take the wide have happened off the enough think of In humans, natural hair choice was available then. that exhibit the huge range of inohican in the punk British Isles. What ingenious ways to colour is essentially for Today, blue, green, orange, colours. movement or long hair for confidence can we have in an get more of it. We decoration and depends on pink - as well as 'student Even if you don't want to hippies and religious grim improvement? amounts of melanin. The red' and 'goth black' are poison your 'just stepped out Part of the Rastafari David Adam shave it, dye it, curl range of colours produced possible due to the of the salon' locks with religion is dreadlocked hair, it, crimp it; love it varies from distinguished practically unlimited number chemicals you can still while unshaven hair is one of or hate it, there's no grey and experiment the five essential items of dumb blonde with its Sikhism and is extremely Load of balls getting away from to fiery red In colour. The important in Sikh philosophy EDUCATED people (count hair. other There is a positive correlation most common and practice. The yourself in that group if you Despite promises mammals, a vegetable dye preservation of human hair like) are supposedly more from various cosmetic wider variety is henna. has also been considered rational when it comes to of colours is between a man's facial hair Derived from crucial in Hindu and choosing their lonely numbers products to "give new used for the leaves of Christian religion (remember than everyone else. life to your hair", they camouflage. an Egyptian what happened to Samson A survey of scientists in can't, because it's dead. sexual and how women rate him for shrub. it is when his hair was cut!). Florida found they all tried to IL is formed from dead attraction and the oldest and Extreme hair cuts have even pick random numbers in the one of the been cells, each hair growing protection masculinity and good looks used as punishments. lottery, Other people tend to against most popular On an island to the north of choose birthdays, anniversaries from a follicle sunlight. hair dyes. Japan, women who commit or other lucky numbers, Some embedded in the second hence the greater variety of of dyes. There are basically Henna produces a reddish adultery still have their hair even use spiritual methods or layer of the skin, the many of their coats. four types of hair dye, colour in hair and is very cut as a punishment and to pick numbers they have seen in dermis. Natural hair colour is working in different ways. popular among the student show loss of honour. a dream. under very complex genetic Permanent dyes are the population. Camomile Hair is a very important Hair grows in three So who do you think won control, Hair colour actually most common type of flowers can also he used to part of the outward the most money on the Tottery - stages in a distinct varies over the body, with the commercial dye consisting of dye hair yellow. appearance of humans: we the logical scientists with their cyclical pattern, First is eyelash hair usually being chemicals that react with the Dying hair to produce the use it as an indicator of random systems or everyone the growing phase, then a the darkest. Hair on the head hair to produce a colour that image we feel happy with is sexual attractiveness, group else without the advantage of a transition stage and finally is normally lighter than pubic cannot he removed by just one of the ways that hair identity and even religion. higher scientific education? a resting period. The cycle hair, but hair in the genital washing. Don't fancy pink affects us psychologically. We spend millions of pounds Actually the scientists' then begins again with the region may have a reddish hair until it grows out? Then We all know how bad a had- every year to colour it. clean chances of winning were no growth of a new hair lint even on people who do how about a semi-permanent hair day makes us feel, and it it, curl it and cut it so we can higher than anybody else's. Just not have ginger hair (come dye. These consist of also plays a major role in our maintain our preferred the old one out, goes to show you how useful pushing different colours that diffuse perception of the opposite image. But just look around often producing cries of on. don't tell me you haven't logic is! noticed). Hair on exposed into the hair but do not bind. sex. A study in the 1970s and ask yourself, is it worth Andrea Hoft "ooh luvvie, your roots parts is often lightened by so the dye diffuses back out showed a positive correlation it? 36 Consumer Affairs ■, I , , i . 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ou undoubtedly already know the probably the biggest menu outside of the Queen's phenomenon that is Strawberry Fields - lintel, and an astounding selection of vegetarian an..' Beluithist Music from the southern yremember. its that place where you last your vegan dishes: something you don't get in many USA - food from Italy - possibly a bizarre marbles after getting heinously pissed on copious places. even student joints. But then this isn't yer combination, but it works to a certain amounts of cheap vodka intending to go out fur a average student restaurant. Anywhere that has fillet extent. When we were there. there was a 'quiet drink'. But did you know that there is actually steak and (absolutely gorgeous) grilled halibut on ial2.duis crooning softly in the cornet. and than chilled a top-notch restaurant lurking underneath the den of the menu. and claims a wine 'cellar' stands out a bit it all seemed to make for a very a converted otfice block foyer. 'ambience' But you go out for u meal not inequity upstairs? For starters. it from the average pit ia. curry and chips-orientated The Food is good but a bit pricey and it got what is student foodbouse. And the fond lives up to its an atmosphere. and the food was. Frankly. suffers unbearably from over description pretty disappointing. Their menu is billing - everything that we sampled was perfectly syndrome: lots of 'hand-garnishing' and extremely pima-orientated. but cooked and well tasty to boot. Throw in huge 'laid on a crisp bed of...* stuff. The beers unfortunately the pizzas aren't all that starters. delectable desserts and smooth. tasty wine an good quality and the place is worth nice, and there are only one or two veggie and it all adds up to a pretty damn wondrous meal visiting - but as a student visiting alien options. Starters and desserts were And despite the quality, it won't break the bank - you territory be prepared to be stared at. can easily get a three course meal for under a tenter. average student restaurant fare (prawn cocktails and choc fudge cake). but it was I do doubt whether everyone gets the star Zack's: Home to the original 031-11S- all remarkably cheap, and portions were treatment that we received, but we kept a sly eye on much-a-you-can-without-your-stomach- the other tables, and spotted the the courteous, quick pretty generous. So if you want a quick. ciploding buffet this eaterie is nicely and helpful service was extended throughout. cheap meal with your mates. Belushi's is located next to the T&C. Average worth a try, but its not somewhere to go This is a proper restaurant without proper American-style diner. restaurant prices, so you can indulge yourself for that special night with your loved one completely without worrying too much about the (Of your mum). price. And don't forget that afterwards you can drop all your pretentions. go upstairs and drink doubles All Bar One: Live Jazz alleviates the for f 1.10 a go until you fall over. Brilliant. general pain involved in visiting this Yuppie tiancout situated in nothin? more

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The Villains' Serbian forward DANIEL KOBAK H.N A oi Haying stormed to the front Savo Mllosev is:. or 'Miss-a- lot- It STUART L OV Ef ;ROVE PAKts ost FLOOR EY- 290 over Christmas. Simon Rhea, evie. as he IS afectionately I: GRAHAM EVF.RF_TT ilt' WOMBLFS and his team the 'Toxic Mixers', known by opposing fans. has, it t ALISON HOLT M Y ATTMJ have continued their impressive seems. finally found his Imp:. 14 11F1EN 1-0tH) rIna•S PC form throughout February and his enormous la points including 15- WILLIAM Lt-A WONDERS March leaving all others in then two brace,; against Sheffield BEN JONES .6 II TSIIIRE WANDERERS wake. Ominously for those in the Wednesday and QM. STEVEN toLOR ADMIRAL SELECT ELEVEN chasing pack, they are going'inio His striking partner Dwight 18 DAVID HOPKINS .514 TORPEDO ENGINES 201 the Easter break with a 19 point Yorke is maintaining his Iv YAMAN AKDENri SPAT. 2(841 lead, and are showing little sign consistent It orris, in this his hest 20= STUART HUNTER INTER' SHEEP 210 of ciaieeding top 511(4, ever season, and with midfielder. ALEX BRLSBODRNE LOOK LEET, LOOK LEFT 259 Given IN,, there was only Draper. Townsend and Southgate BEN WHITESIDE BRAND ever one contender for the also teenuring prominently. those MAT ALLEN THE INVADERS 289 •..Manager of the Term' award. managers with claret and blue Gratefully accepting his bottle tit- stars under their wing should be DREW JOHNSON FLOSSIE'S CLIENTS 241, bubbly. Simon professed himself smiling this week. (MAN HIGGINS THE DOG'S BOLLOCKS 28A. to he "absolutely made-up, and NM. ABRAM CHI /MK K' 270i with the performance Happy 17 NICHOLAS REV1NGTON GINGER NINJA delighted 28= HAVLEY wiirrr tiAM IlA•LEY'S COMETS Of his 1eSITL" 1.00kILIg forward to Mark Stone for sure will he, MARK HECNI JLINtNH(I 1104 BORO his prospects for the .11 championship run-in, he added: like his team. a 'Happy Chappy". BRYN sTAPFORD STOCKPORT STORMF.RS A fantasy 41= CR./MIMIC MCCORMACK 'THE PIE EATERS 5 -Provided I can steer clear of lifelong Villa tan, his 211 team is nestled just two points TOM HIGBEE GENGHIS 257 injuries. I think I am in with a further behind in third place on good shout-- LEE TOMBS ORANGE TROUSERS 69ERS 311 ptsints. A rock solid defence, 34.. ANDREW HODGKINSON THE TRENT EINDF-31S • Lurking including Steve Staunton. Alan SLMON IBBOTSON W'STON 0 TITHES DREAM Wright aswelt iL,l Schmeichel and 3a LOUISE ELLISON SWEET FA There arc of course teams last week's star 'rude boy' Julian RICHARD WILIORD MINI M ACHINE lurking with intent should the Dicks. provide' the backbone of DANIEL LEWIS rHEl POSH REVENGE Z74 'Toxic Mixer' stip up and stiffer his 13 point week. SAM BAILEY BOSS UTD 779 an unwanted overdose, Emily Mark, a third year 414 ANNA GORDON THE LIME GREEN CATETILLAR s Armitage. a Tottenham fan mathematics student and keen TOM STENHOLISE TI-AM whose team is entitled `Football's guitarist. says the prospect, of 42, BEN CAHN BERNARD'S BOYS 27 . M- Life*. has enjoyed an E51)0 worth of new musical PETER KELLY KICK II TO KNAR ES/10/101 excellent 26 point week. equipment is the motivating KJCItARI) KIAKINSON AVON PARK Hopefully now, she will at least force behind his superb season. NICiEl DB orrcti HATS OFF TO itturt-rnt postpone any drastic action she although returning to the subject .W CHRIS DOOLEY WALLASEY WIDE BOYS 214. was contempt:tong following of Mi lose lc seems to dampen ANDREW BRACKEN JURGEN BLIT ANDERTION WE GO 276 Spurs' exit on penalties from the the finalist's 1211111119116411: PAUL COWLING LEVIATHAN 27e. FA Cup and take consolation -In my opinion. he's awful. MICHAEL TYLER NOT MARTIN' from the fact that her team has with a spoon for it left foot - 51 RACHAPI. SMITH JENNY TAI.WART'S XI 275 shot up to second place in the absolutely crap!-' Et-NC-an US WORTHY STORMING ARTOIS 275 table. LOVELY BUBBLY Simon (right) says catch me If you can Plc Nick Lee Week thirteen players' scores. Are you still in the race, or just playing for pride?

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SUE 0 -2 4 n 2:' 1..1- 1-40 241 ELART'SON MIS I T 259 cAn7oNA MALI 7 41 EKOR I] WIN 0 DI 41.1.6 WOR111154(lION LEE 116 BARB I IV if to 74 ROl'ASTLE , Ili A. ma. n II 2nl 5f11 iisrsii 151' 1 It -IC No COI E 51A11 It 117g Ttni nsWORTII WIM 0 20 THE REFEREE, ELTEL AND ALL AT TOTAL FOOTBALL WISH ALL MANAGERS THE BEST OF LUCK FOR THE FORTHCOMING EASTER BREAK 40 Sport tra:te; :woes:a F.riday Match I 21 The rodeo to nowhere AN EVENT organised by leed.s University canoeists tact MASON OUT TO weekend was the largest of its type In Europe. write Carrinna Davies and F'a,4 Shelley. LUU's canoe and kayak club pioneered the first ever British Universities Canoe Rodeo competition. which attracted 146 competitors from as far afield as Aberdeen and Plymouth. Canoe Rodeo, the fastest ROCK ENGLAND crowing branch of the sport, involves performing acrobatic stunts in a specialised canoe. Pointi are awarded by judges . Si plans upset Organises Jonathan Kisler said: "We never believed we fri 111 could pull the whole thing riff as A MONTH ago Simon Mason was playing for the well as we did. Hopefully BLISA Irish students against their French counterparts at will take it up as an official competition for next year-- Dolmy brook. The winner of the men's final Two weeks later, the final year Building and Surveying sas British Rodeo team member student LMU. Won his fi rst full cap for Ireland. kicking 10 Paul Currant from Carlisle points in their 30-17 victory tlniversity_ and the overall learn By Julian Betts over Wales at Landsdown winners were Loughborough 1 aeversity Road. poor game for us it was no Tomorrow he takes his place surprise to me that he performed as full hack in an unchanged side so well on his debut. Obviously. at 'Fwickenhtult. in front of a full you need a hit of luck to earn Crewe sink house, hoping to upset an that first cap. but if he continues England team bidding for yet A SHOCK 2.1 victory over like this, he should go a long I :11)other triple crown, Crewe & Alsager helped Ione way," In recent years Ireland have 1,10U's women's volleyball Mason certainly impressed team to fifth place in the 'RSA had an impressive rowed against on his debut. The pressure of Eneland. winning two of their finals Iasi weekend in Salford. being handed the goalkieking Leeds came hack to earth last three matches. If they can duties did not seem to affect him continue this run nobody will be with a disappointing 2-I defeat at He kicked solidly all day and his the hands of Cardiff. A further more pleased than Mason all-round game and positional himself, who having represented victory over Nottingham meant play were equally assured. they needed to heat Crewe again North of England schoolboy-s Performing well against and North of England under- finish fifth. Wales. who are almost certain to This season, LUU have won 21's, turned his hack on the end up with nothing but the country of his birth during the 22 out of their 25 fixtures. losing wooden spoon from this year's only once. 1991/94 season. Ironically. his Five Nations championships, is first game in Irish colours came Elsewhere, LMUSLI's men's one thing. Performing just as volleyball and ten pin bowling against England in an under-21 well at Twickenham in front of teams won their B LI SA fixture. 70,000 screaming Englishmen competitions, while the netball At the heeinning of this will be another challenge side reached the semi-finals. ':. season Mason. 22, moved from altogether. Not only will the These successes are parlor second division Newcastle- crowd try to put Mason off his impressive performances across Gosforth to first Division Orrell. goalkick attetnpts but he is also the hoard by LMUSU teams This extra exposure, combined sure to be bombarded with high Their men and women finished with consistantly good bulls imrly in the game. seventh and 14th respectively in performances. propelled him If he can come through this the BUSA championships tables. with surprising speed into the test with his reputation intact LUU did not fare so well, being Ireland number 15 shirt as one of then Mason certainly will have placed 18th and 15th overall. 10 changes made after the 45-10 something to crow about. And if defeat in Paris. the game turns into u straight The Director of Rugby at kicking contest between himself Orndl, Peter Williams. praised and Paul Grayson, come Sunday Head masters Mason saying. " He realty has he might well find his name LEEDS University's first VIII done an exceptional job this year plastered on the hack of every won the Senior II VIII's at the • I can't remember him having a national newspaper St GETS HIS KICKS: Mason's accuracy with the boot could be decisive at Twickenham tomorrow Yorkshire Head of the River Race host Saturday. They soundly beat local opposition on the Ouse at York and were easily the fastest university crew. Characteristically, the women's senior Ill crew riawed technically well in preparation national title for their big event in London this Celtics take weekend. where they will face conversion gave Cardiff art discovered their best form. looked intreasinsly competition from all over the LEEDS 1I CARDIFF 8 ciyht point advantage. Seemingly overawed by the unfounded. country. More disaster followed, occasion, both teams made The breakthrough for The club's novices again LUU American Football when Leeds' wide receiver. numerous elementary errors. which Leeds laboured tail:111y displayed impressive spirit and Report by STEVEN DUKE Nigel Fox, fell awkwardly The stalemate was not for came in the third quarter. enthusiasm and broke his wrist. After an want of enthusiasm and effort. when they gained possession VICTORY over Cardiff unbeaten run stretching back however. Both teams were on the 50-yard line after a Oglivie clinches win Cobras on Sunday gave to the second match of the penalised for having too many Cardiff fumble. Okerekc Leeds Celtics the national season, Leeds seemed players on the pitch at one collected Dale's puss and A GUTSY, determined American Football destined to fail when it time and displayed a burst through Cardiff's performance from LUU's championship and brought manered most. determination which defence into the endzone for tad XV saw them defeat Dc the College Bowl trophy It was not until the end of frequently bordered on the the decisive score. The Montfort 6-5 to reach the back to Leeds for the first the first quarter that Leeds over realms. squandered conversion was BUSA. plate final on time in its 10-year history. capitalised un Cardiff's The second quarter was a purely academic. Wednesday. Only a blind optimist mistakes, Mutt Davis slow affair, with fear of defeat Cardiff's defence proved Fly riiittrOgi lvie kicked the would have predicted a recovering a blocked punt to dictating that neither side was increasingly vulnerable in the decisive penalties, and Celtics win after an appalling run in his first touchdown of willing to engage in fast, final quarter, enabling Burt to resolute defending kept De opening. Cardiff punted on the season. Davis' conversion flowing play. Leeds coach make a series of sots, 1:{t"%11;1T Montfort at bay after their try their first drive, Leeds levelled the scores, but Leeds Brian Gardner's confidence catches in the Cobras midway through the second fumbled and the Cobras continued to play with little that the offence would backyard. But it was left to half, The final at Weetwood next gleefully picked up the loose invention or fluency. rediscover the form that has the sterling efforts of Leeds' Wednesday kicks off at 12pm. hall to run in the opening Indeed, neither sole had made them one of the most defensive line to secure touchdown. A successful settled into a steady rhythm or lethal lines in the country. victory. and will he followed by the 1st XV's final i 2pm).

4se4,,a`-■-2 1 s i #4 0.4 vr■e::411 ‘,0 22 • Sport Crunch time in Las Vegas MY HEART fZiu • V BRUNO TYSON BACK IN 1989, Mike Tyson was FRANK BRUNO may he strung the undisputed boxing muster, enough to lest Tyson. but II is having battered the pretender to Iron Mike who has all the the throne Frank Bruno into points to prove in their second submission. meeting. But yen years on, a lot !IDS Until now. Tyson's two .:hanged comehack fights have been The aura of meaningless. The bout with Big sunounding Tyson has evaporated. Frank presents the first and Bruno. that loveable opporl untty for him to show he housewives' favourite. is no has tosi none of that awesome longer a laughing stock. He is animal-like violence that carried deservedly a world champion, and him to the title of undisputed has more titan a fighting chance of heavyweight champion of the retaining his SVIIC ben when the world. tan heavv weights clash again in Against both MeNeeley and Las Vegas in the early hours of Mathis. Tyson did not need any Sunday morning. of his destructive power. so It is Clearly Tyson is there for the difficult to know if he still raking Five ye:,:s in jail have possesses it HOwever, must miosti wined the raging terrier 'Iron people sgrea that even if he has 71) Stita-• 11{10 caring, peat:a- only retained percent of his lio:foe 'Mikey Mouse'. The 10 former strength. Bruno will once minutes and one second of again he out of the fight by its uninspired. cumbersome brawling mid-point since his release against canvas In addition to the points he has fodder like Peter MeNcelcy and to prove, Tyson can only he Buster Mathis provide a vivid further encouraged by the thought illustration that the rime- rust is of more big pay days as he once permanent The tearaway from the again attempts to become mean streets of Brownsville. New undisputed champion He is grassing 'fork, may have lound his inner thought to he S30 soul. but he is allow to rind himself million for this tight, a figure that can only grow as his reputation is on the canvas. out for the count and rebuilt_ cam into boxing oblivion. What we do know about Bruno meanwhile. has the kink Tyson is that he has ihe instincts of a Man with a score to settle_ He and speed of hand to destroy has also changed. but in terms of a Bruno. who lacks the range of conscious effort to turn from 'panto punches and fluency of queen' to *boxing king' A movement to ctinS)titen I I y disturb prolonged period of training in Tyson. Tenerife. in contrast to some 16 months of inactivity before the last Thunderous fight. has given him the hest possible preparation, and will boost Bruno has a thunderous his previously suspect mobility and uppercut, as WC SaW in the 1989 stamina_ fight. but he lacks the momentum to capitalise on such force. In Powerful contrast, Tyson has a range of punches that will completely People often point to Bruno's dumbfound the ponderous Bruno GORDON STRACHAN FACTFILE fragile chin, but should instead and shatter his Waterford crystal concentrate on his formidable chin. arsenal. including his famous `Big Born: 9 February 1957, Edinburgh Bruno professes to be a stone Right'_ a punch powerful enough to heavier than in 1989. a lot wiser Height: 516" floor anyone. as the likes of Lewis and more determined. He wants and Tyson himself can confirm. to divest himself of his panto Position: Player-Assistant Manager, Coventry City In addition, Bruno's success image and take revenge on against Oliver McCall has given Tyson. If he is to win, he will Career: Dundee: 60 apps; 3 goals him that added self-belief that have to do it early on. before his reinforces his pre-fight conviction suspect stamina, which was Aberdeen: 183 apps; 55 goals that he can defeat the former exposed as severely suspect Manchester United: 160 apps; 33 goals champ. against McCall. undermines his He has never been fitter. heavier hopes. Leeds United: 197 apps; 37 goals or more focussed. his dark Regrettably, the chance of a demeanour indicative of a deep- Bruno sictory and a great night Coventry City: 16 apps; 0 goals seated determination to fay to rest for Britain are slim. Muslim Mike the ghost of '89. This time round simply has all the aces, and the Scotland: 50 apps; 5 goals for cure, 'Big Frank' will be desire to prove that boxing tuthics. and nut toothless. remains his number one religion. Alex Gabbay Darren Behar

42 is Sport LEEDS STUDENT Rota, Mach IS. 19% 23 100 No.9: England v Windies By bin Cooper ENGLISH cricket supporters WILL ALWAYS were entitled to feel satisfied after last summer's drawn series against the West Indies, not least because they p witnessed the arrival of the precocious Dominic Cork on the Test match scene. The Derbyshire all-rounder's match-winning 7-43 in the second Test at Lord's was superseded by his remarkable three-bait blitz on the Sunday of BE AT LEEDS the fourth Test at Old Trafford. Having gained a huge first innings advantage. England were desperate for a breakthrough. While Lam stood helplessly at the non-striker's Strachan says he's still all white end, Cork bowled Richardson off an inside edge. had Murray leg before wicket next ball, and GORDON Strachan is a Leeds legend to rank then trapped the hobbling alongside the likes of Dan Revie and Billy Bremner. Hooper plumb in front in IS6 During his six-year spell at Elland Road, he was complete his hat-uicks instrumental in guiding the club from the wilderness of the la the midst of the euphoria. Cork sank to his knees, second division to a dramatic League title triumph. reflecting on his magical Revered by the Leeds performance and relishing his supporters. Strachan retains a By Zoe Feint moment of history, deep affection for the club which rescued his career from the that time struggling to live up to taap at Manchester United expectations under Ron rn today, as he serves his Atkinson. In 1986, Atkinson was inamaysrlal apprenticeship under replaced by Ferguson and ACTION R MAY Ron Atkinson at Coventry, think United's fortunes i maimed dramatically. Unfortunately. Leeds auld you think Straiten. THIS WEEK IN SPORTS HISTORY But his spell at Elland Road Strachan was not part of this accounts for only a small new era and a transfer to Leeds No. 11: Been there, done that proportion of a distinguished United was seen as the lust playing career which has chance to revive his flagging 19th March, 1993 spanned three decades. career. By Zoe Feller At grounds everywhere from Leeds turned out to be just Middlesbrough to Mexico, the opportunity he needed. and LAST WEEK'S exit from 4.‘ Gordon Strachan conjures up Strachan was reborn. He was the World Cup was not images of ginger hair, nifty link elected Football Writers' Player England's first defeat at the runs and a million and one of the Year for the 1990-91 hands of Sri Lanka, susavis stories. season. Leeds went on to win They heat England for the A European Cup Winners the last ever .old Division One', first time in a one-off test Cup triumph with Aberdeen, FA and Strachan marker:11os return match in Colnmbo three years Cup glory with Manchester Utd, to international football by ago. Following the five- a League title with Leeds, and to captaining Scotland for the first wicket slaughter. the press cap it all off an appearance in the time. was full of speculation over World Cup Finals for Scotland. Not surprisingly then, Leeds the desperate future of Strachan's goal-scoring is the one club with whom English cricket. celebrations captured the hearts Strachan still has close links. He Brilliant performances by of the nation in Mexico in 1986. enjoyed a far Metter relationship the bowlers on the last day of When he appeared to get stuck with manager Howard the match, including a tour trying to climb over the Wilkinson than he ever did with best from John Emburey. advertising hoardings en route to Ferguson. and earned a coaching were not enough to save the crowd, he simply sat down post at Elland Road to England's blushes or prevent on top of them. ;sons aloft, accompany his role as the questions being asked of the 'oldest outfield player in the management. Pinnacle Premiership'. The team had scored more Strachan's varied career than 300 runs just twice in "I could have got over the abounds with great sporting four Test matches, losing the knee at a push," he says. led memories, though curiously his previous three to India be just my luck that there would personal favourite is none of the England were entering a have been one of those moats on aforementioned triumphs. crisis, which judging by last the other side. and I would've "Winning the second division weekend's events. has yet to dropped down 12 feet. so I championship with Leeds was %k"-- --. • he solved. THE WEE SCOTTISH WINGER: Still playing at 39, Strachan can't watt to hang up his boots thought I'd play safe." the best." he explains. "It was The World Cup finals were just RI important to everyone at "There are so many games The fans aren't intesested in it, Strachan the greatest player the pinnacle of a career that the club." played in the European and it's their interest that excites he had coached. "I only had him began in far humbler Talking to the manager-elect competitions. it could take over the players. It's very hard to ask latterly and he was past 30." Scousers taken surroundings. Strachan was of Coventry City about his time the domestic league," he says. a player to travel six hours on a Wilkinson remarked. "but he brought up in Edinburgh and at Leeds. he makes it clear that "It's not easy for footballers bus to Carlisle when there's only still loved the game. He still to the Swords 4, signed as a teenager for Dundee. the club is still dear to his heart. to play that many games. I'd like 500 people watching the game. wanted to improve and was DESPITE turning up with Far from seeing football as his But he insists the rumours that to get rid of the League Cur first So I think all these things are a bursting with knowledge and tour fewer players than their lifetime's ambition, he says he he will replace Howard oral!. It's a waste of time, it just waste of time." ideas." opponents. 1111.1's women's lust got dragged into it " Wilkinson are premature gets in everybody's way. There's Strachan is respected by basketball team recorded a Five years at Dundee were Fur more important at present no real interest in it before the everyone he works with. The Ambition remarkable 55-30 win at rewarded with a transfer to is the battle against relegation semi-final stage. relationship he developed with Liverpool in the Christie Cup Aberdeen. where he first linked with Coventry. As with all good the younger players at Leeds When a man has achieved as on Monday. up with Alex Ferguson. who was diplomats. Strachan will not be Interest during his time there helped much as Strachan has as a Reduced to a team of six just beginning his managerial drawn on who he thinks will go capture the services of Noel player, it is nor surprising to hear after a number of players failed career, Jim Leighton and Mark down: "I've no idea. You can -Get rid of all these Whelan to bolster Coventry's that his remaining playing to show, Leeds maintained their McGhee air ju.,it two of the other only guess. I'd like to make a Autoglass whoever-it-is bank against relegation. He has ambition is "just to hang up my grip on the trophy thanks to tin graduates front Ferguson's leant real judgment. but I'd just be windscreen and winches known Whelan since the young playing boots," outstanding performance by of the early eighties, which won guessing", although he did add trophies: get rid of all of them, striker was a 15-year-old Strachan seems to be Canadian international Carolyn both European and domestic confidently: "Not Coventry!" Just stick to the league and the apprentice, and it is not just the chomping at the bit to get on Swords. Player-coach Swords honours. FA Cup. If you look at the youngsters who respect him. with the job of management. scored 25 points, while Eleanor After seven years at Pittodrie. Like Howard Wilkinson. crowds, games before the semi- Howard Wilkinson told Wherever he ends up, once the MeQuilton and Lee-Ann Shutp Strachan moved on ! to Strachan is highly opinionated final are meaningless. and even Leeds Student that. excluding his ginger jokes have subsided, that also made valuable Manchester United. who were at abut the future of football: then you only get 5,000 people. present Leeds squad. he rated club is sure to get a good deal contributions with 12 and 10 points respectively. 43 *""-"•• ♦ I' * *** • I !AI t.t f.t-0 ? t l_t v_Itt • .4 f T.1.1101.A.1,1,1 e t eel...caste $ 5.1 TU ENT SPORT STUDENT SPORT STUDENT Leeds Celtics 14 - Cardiff Cobras 8.... college Bowl '96

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