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. v ■... . ■ ■ • .. ,r Fate of Phoenix . ■- — —" ——■■■■...... -* .... —-■■■ - ..... 1 ...... ------Building Decided This Week

Structure Found to Have Some Historical Value

By Tim Syrek News Writer

The decision to save or demolish the 115 year-old Phoenix building has been delayed until Grand Valley State University officials thoroughly review a report which concluded that the building could be renovated for classroom use. In August, the University hired architect Richard Frank to study the historical value of the factory and the price of renovation. The University also passed a resolution which authorized $20,000 to be spent on the study. Frank turned in an 87 page report that concluded the exterior of the building did have some historic value and that renovation of the building's interior could meet GVSU's needs of the factory. The Phoenix Furniture Co. began production in 1873 and expanded through the years as the office space. The estimations for the construction company grew. David Kendall, of the Kendall of a new facility have ranged from $7.5 to $11.7 School of Art and Design, worked in designing million. David Kendall's portrait (above) o f the Phoenix Furniture furniture for the company for some 30 years. The University was originally to demolish the Company when it was first built in 1873. The company was a According to the Baxter's History of Grand Rapids structure until a local historical preservation group landmark furniture business in Grand Rapids. the company expanded and prospered into the pressured GVSU into reconsidering the decision. The Grand Valley administration will decide if the ocer 100- 1920's and 1930's. Ronald Voogt, chairman of Preservation Grand In 1986, Stow and Davis planned on spending Rapids has led the fight to save the building. The year-old building (inset) is worth remodeling or razed. The three million to renovate the complexes, however, Michigan Bureau of History has found that the school was planning to raze the building, until a local shortly after they changed their plans and decided to building is one of the oldest in the city in which preservationist group said that the structure had historical furniture production has at one time occured. donate the ten-acre parcel to the school. Stow and value. Richard Frank, an architect responsiblefor renovations Davis’ revised plan called on a move to Kentwood When state Sen. Vem Ehlers and Rep. Richard and they wanted the land to stay economically Bandstra visited the building in early August they to the State Capitol, was hired to assess the building and productive for the city. The gift was due to a aroused GVSU by saying that money may be declared that the outside had some historical value.Doug 700,000 square foot, $42 million expansion that available to assist in the renovation. The Smith, of the office of Economic Expansion will bring his would add 400 jobs over the four years by Stow possibility of state funds led to serious proposal to raze the buiding in front of officials sometime re-evaluation of the structure. and Davis in Kentwood. today. According to Frank's report, renovations would GVSU assigned a three-major subcommittee to cost at least $8.9 million. These renovations could review Frank’s report and all other information. A All photos/ Stan Quirin provide more than 56,000 square feet of student and final decision on the complex is due on October 28.

The L.V. Eberhard Center, in the background is directly across the freeway from the PhoenixBuilding. Some long-term goals of the school is New Science Building in the Works to have one complete campus connect the two parcels of land.

Brian Holtsclaw Professor of Biology at GVSU, said “I have no time to News Writer prepare for labs between classes.” Senior, Kelly Haley also said “One day we’re in one classroom, another day A new three story science building devoted to the we move to a different classroom.” life sciences at Grand Valley will be constructed and Dean Kindschi stated, “In terms of the facilities we should be ready for use by 1992. have for science, we are considerably behind schools “The building will be attached to Loutit Hall and to that are much smaller.” For instance, Hope College the greenhouse,"stated Dr. P. Douglas Kindschi, Dean and Calvin College have 2,000 and 4,000 students of Science and Mathematics at Grand Valley. respectively in their science departments. “They have “Science and math are becoming more and more much better science facilities.” critical areas for our whole society,” Kindschi also Loutit Hall, an experiment in architecture, will be said. “Science enroll ments have grown dramatically in smaller than the new building. “It will definitely be a the last Five or six years. The original science building different exterior,” Kindschi said. was designed for a campus of about two thousand “For at least 15 years there have been plans for a new students.” science building,” said Kindschi “For about five years Peggy Lindeman, a freshman, quoted, “Classrooms we’ve been working actively trying to get an approval are crowded... sometimes people are standing.” “We need additional classroom spaces and we need A project statement for $ 16 million was approved by additional laboratories,” Kindschi said. “When we the Department of Management and Budget in the started the planning for this building we were at about Governors office last year and a request to the state for 87,000 credit hours. We are now over 100,000 credit funding has been made. Grand Valley is now searching hours and we’re projecting that this building will for an architect for the job. enable us to reach almost 120,000 credit hours.” Kindschi said, “If everything goes well, it could be Because of cramped hours, Norman Leeling, a ready for use by 1992.” Page 2 The Lanthom October 26, 1988

Campus Police or Campus Security?

By Ann Vandervelde Y et they "do an awful lot of changed on the campuses, and as New* Writer checking buildings, and dorms, campuses became much more and grounds, and that type of vulnerable, the training and Editor in Chief...... Eric C. Nietling Just exactly who are those security," according to Chief expectations of the guards Campus Life Editor...... Stuart MacKenzie people tramping through our Wygant changed. You went from a guard Photographic Editor...... Stan Quirin Where do we draw the line? situation in the 50's to more hallways, patrailing our campus Advertising Manager...... Laura Robinson Campus security positions are all campus law enforcement in the and passing out parking tickets? Business Manager...... Stacie Schneider Who has the power to arrest filled by students who work for 60's." Office Manager...... Lora Lamb the Housing department These The term "security" was used someone? Lately there has been Advisor...... Lillian Sigal a little confusion about who is dormitory security personnel have to soften and break the who. Just how far do the powers the power of referral, and they stereotypes of law enforcement of the campus security go? Who also have the authority to call in Rather than push police, the exactly is "campus security"? a duty officer when the situation campuses were trying to break And who are the campus police? demands it. As Wygant has the stereotypes, and one of the Our campus' Department of said, the dormitory security ways, according to Al Wygant, The Lanthorn is a student-run weekly Public Safety is a combination of officers are the "eyes and ears" of was to push the idea of security publication. The majority of it's revenue is the two. the Public Safety Department, and its aspects of the job. raised through the sale of advertising. The Grand Valley's Department of and due to close radio contact, Now the title has been changed opinions expressed in The Lanthorn do not Public Safety consists of five have saved the department a great again. Why? Well, to fit the necessarily reflect those of Grand Vailey patrol officers, a sergeant, Chief deal of time. Dormitory security times and a department that State University. A1 Wygant, and approximately members work very closely with constantly conforms itself to The Lanthom's deadline for all ad 35 students. And no, our campus Public Safety, and can be used to student needs, it was changed to material is 5:00 pun. THURSDAY. police are not "rent-a-cops"; they testify in court the Department of Public Safety. The Lanthorn conducts business at the ate full-time employees of the Deputized officers will identify Its present title is more Kirkhof Center, Main Campus, Allendale, university with "an associates or themselves as "Grand Valley descriptive, and more Michigan 49401. Phone: (616) 895-3120 bachelors, and in some cases, Police Department" or "GVS appropriately describes the or (616) 895-3608. Subscriptions to The continued education beyond that Police". department's function. Lanthorn are available for $12 a school year. in the criminal justice field," says So, why all the titles? But, according to Wygant, the Make all checks payable to "The Lanthom- AI Wygant Currently the department is titled only thing that is important to GVSU" "They've all attended a certified the Department of Public Safety; remember and understand is not academy, which is 300-and-some prior to that it was titled the to get hung up on titles, and that hours. It's a very concentrated Safety and Security Department. it is not an us-against-them course of study." What brought on the use of situation. Our officers are deputized the narrow term "security"? "We are their (students) police officers of Ottawa County, Wygant's reasoning was as department We are not here to with full arrest powers. They can follows, "I think originally most alienate, we're here to assist them be called off-campus as backup, departments and most campus' and act as a liason between them they conduct investigations of departments had security, and in a and outside agencies if they have campus crimes, and pursue all lot of cases they did have problems or questions." elements of law enforcement rent-a-cops. But, as crime

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Ih e Lanthom’s Letters Sorting M y Turn the Question: Vour Turn to Speak Out Given this year’s presidential candidates, are you motivated to vote? Don't Move Seidman

Dear Editor My name is Tim Miller and I am a senior, majoring in accounting. I vehemently oppose the proposed move of the Seidman School of Business to the L. V. Eberhard Center. I understand there are many reasons supporting the move downtown, including being closer to businesses, and filling the empty downtown center during the day. These and other reasons do have some merit, but has anyone for a minute actually considered what the students really want and the possible future ramifications of such a move? I don't think so. The only students that would benefit from a move like this are the commuter students. I think Grand Valley should be moving away from this commuter-tpye mentality. The Seidman School of Business is in a position right now where it should be trying to spread its prestige outside of the Grand Rapids area. To gain this prestige the University must be able to keep the excellent out-state students coming in. I know I came to Grand Michael Small Mishawn Martz Darren Gibson Valley from DeWitt, Michigan, because of the excellent accounting Fr. Engineering Fr. Math Jr. Journalism program, beautiful campus, and superb learning conditions. I Yes, I'm registered and I’m voting I "No, I don’t really like either of "Yes, of course I’m going to vote, wouldn't be here right now if I knew I was going to have to commute for Bush. I was impressed with his them but I’m leaning toward don’t want Bush to get in." ten miles to my classes. To even think of doing that is ridiculous. debate presentation. I don’t feel Bush." Quayle is qualified for the Why are we trying so hard to inconvenience our students? Vice-Presidency." Scheduling difficulties will abound, no matter what anybody says, and transportation will be a huge problem. Take a bus? That's going to take money and a lot of time in an already hectic day. The students should come first here at Grand Valley, not financial considerations and empty buildings. Let's keep the quality rising of students coming to Grand Valley. Let's keep this university going in the right direction. Students, write letters and let your voice be heard. Let's not let the administration make this ill-advised move. Sincerely Timothy J. Miller Fitness Essential But Not Equal

Dear Editor

Kelly Beverly Frank Miotke Tom Hollman By all means— -mens Sana in corpore sano. But playing varsity Sr. Business Sr. Marketing So. Physical Ed. sports is for the gifted few. What about the majority of us who are Not really. I don't like either of "Not at all. I don't think my vote "Yes, because I'm able to vote not so gifted or competitive? Okay, so GVSU provides intramural the candidates, and I don’t know will help at all. I don’t feel and I'm going to vote for Bush." and special interest sports, but participation is limited by who to vote for." politicaly inclined to vote at all." accessibility, cost and proficiency. The ancient Greeks were much more democratic (although V probably participation was restricted to upper class males) in intent and practice regarding physical fitness as a necessary correlative to mental fitness. If, indeed, achieving and maintaining a healthy active body is basic to an individual's development, wouldn't education de-emphasize compeitive sports and implement physical fitness for all students---- put physical education on a par w ith scholastic education ?

Barb Neumann Be Responsible...

Editor: The controversy with the parties and crackdowns at Grand Valley State University continues. It's time that some people assume responsibility for what has happened the past three weeks. Those who are partying must assume responsibilty for damages done. Drinking is one thing, vandalism and drunk driving are separate things. Even though most of those arrested were not students here, there were still some students who drove drunk or kicked holes in walls or whatever. We are here to get an education, ^hat is first and foremost. There's nothing wrong with winding down, but these children who kick holes in walls have to grow up and become responsible. The media must also assume some responsibility for the problems. Many students feel that the media have been blowing the incidents out of proportion. Especially since my major is journalism, I agree with them. More emphasis should have been placed on the facts that the parties occurred off-campus and that most of those arrested were not GVSU studem>; See CRACKDOWN, p. 4 Page 4 The Lanthom October 26, 1988 —

CRACKDOWN From p. 3 qn O\>croicco Then there's the landlord who would like his tenants to sign an Let's analyze this problem. addendum to their lease which states that no more than six people From Docon Under What's the overall situation? The can be in an apartment at one time. This restricts inherent Eberhard Center is empty. Whose problem is it? Well, Constitutional rights. I can understand the landlord's predicament, By Eric C. Nietling, Editor in chief but he has to grow up, too. the problem exists with students But those who are most responsible are the residents of Allendale. Last week an tx-Lahthorn staff ex-staffer was one of her friends) and faculty. I haven't heard one Why? Because the citizens of Allendale have tried to put a member approached me and began Then instead of saying how good administrator say it's not a good stranglehold on GVSU. Isn't it interesting that there were no to talk about a column I wrote a the story was, as I expected, she plan. That's because no complaints about the parties until the arrests hit the news? Now couple of weeks ago. said, "Well, I thought it was administrators are being moved Allendale wants an ordinance that would prohibit students from . Her critiquing skills went to okay. . . but I also thought it downtown. \ living in houses in Allendale. This is just another way Allendale work, and she began to tell me was kind of radical and kind of How did this problem evolve? would like to restrict the rights of college students. Oh, by the way, how she laughed her way through overboard..." This is a tricky question. that bill would violate the ninth and fourteenth amendments to the the story and how she couldn't The ex-staffer was standing Someone, somewhere, messed United States Constitution. believe I wrote something along right there and downgrading my up. Someone didn't do his job. This is not the first time Allendale has infringed upon rights. A those lines. I instantly caught on writing, so why should the other Someone didn’t step forward and couple of years ago Allendale tried to restrict the freedom of speech. to what she was saying and took girl (her Friend) disagree? She say, "This building is going to They did not like the idea of the bookstore selling Playboy and it as constructive critisism. didn't want to look bad, so she split the campus in two." Playgirl magazines. Responding to community pressure, the As we were chatting, we agreed. She let the ex-staffer Someone has to take the foot off bookstore eventually removed the magazines from the shelves and approached a L a n th o m staff walk right over her-I couldn't the gas. If this university jumps put them undser the counter. At least the magazines are still member. This staffer said believe it. into something too quick, it may available for purchase, but that probably doesn't satisfy those who beforehand that she liked my Now I was hurting. "Oh, so suffer BIG TIME. would like to remove your freedoms. story, so I decided to ask her why this is two-on-one," I thought. After seeing the update on the Look at the problems at other universities. Minnesota was the She thought it was good. After After a few minutes of debating Phoenix Building and other future site of riots two weeks ago, the U of M has problems with racial all a little bit of comparing and that got absolutely nowhere, I plans for downtown expansion, I incidents, and MSU had a shooting on campus a few weeks ago. contrasting between the three of headed back down to the Lanthom had to agree, it sounded like a Grand VaHey’s off-campus problems are nothing. us could possibly help my office. great idea. But, to my We are all adults who can make our own decisions. Even if we writing skills in the editorial Later, after thinking about it, understanding, all further action were little children who constantly needed our hands held, we sure department the situation kind of reminded me on any other land other then the wouldn't need the citizen's of Allendale to do that. Please, citizens of The ex-staffer started in on of a BIG problem on campus. L.V. Eberhard Center was strictly Allendale, get off our backs and grow up. such things as libel and slander.. The way the ex-staffer just came long-term. Darren Gibson . I was kind of lost In response in and walked all over the other What right do administrators to my question, the current staffer girl reminded me of how the have to decide the fate of any unit stumbled a little bit. (The administration here at GV is going to downtown without trying to walk all over students seriously giving it some thought. and move classes here on the Two months is not enough time. Main Campus down to the Grand There is a BIG chance that this Rapids Campus. may not be the right move, and The idea of erecting a building that's something school officials in Grand Rapids has been around should think about. for over six years. Instead of just Walking over the student body planning where the school was isn't going to help the situation WrVEGOT going to get the money, the at all. The students, faculty and administrators should also have administration should get devised a plan of what to put in together and discuss this at one the structure. It hasn't even been big forum. In this case, all the open for seven months, and issues would be brought forward already there have been problems and a decision can be made with trying to find something to fill all groups present. up the emptiness. Just like my ex-staffer stepped THE JOB School officials will probably on my current worker, the make their decision sometime administration plans the same. over the next two months, They are going to try to get this that's less than 2.8 percent resolution passed as soon as of the time it took to plan possible so they can avoid out the structure! In other student •problems. words, Grand Valley took six Hey, once it's done, it's done. years of planning to build it and There’s nothing we students can FOR YOU. now they are going to take two do about it. Let's get together months to decide what to put in and stop this stampede of The Peace Corps is an exhilarating two year ex­ it? stupendous student stompers. perience that will last a lifetime. Working at a professional level that ordinarily might take years of apprenticeship back home, volunteers find the career growth they're looking for and enjoy a unique experience in the developing world. 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js s s s s m s i Dating The Game Accused DrawsTop * * * By Andrew Kar Ratings By Karen Hooyenga Campus Life Writer______

The Accused is the story of a colleagues, she allows them to enter Watch out, ABC. The GVSU It was a dark and stormy night “It’s . . . it’s . . . an elephant!” I woman who is raped, and her plea bargains. They are all version of the Dating Game was a The windhowledandeven hollered shrieked. attempts to get justice. It is based imprisoned on charges of “Reckless resounding success last Thursday as I wandered blindly around cam­ It was a mastodon all right, but loosely on a real incident that Endangerment” with football Coach Battistini as pus. Out o f the storm, a shadowy with a 30-foot neck!” occurred in Massachusetts several When Sarah hears about the plea, host for the evening. After leading eight-foot figure loomed in front of “Ahhggh!!!” I said. years ago. she becomes enraged. After an the audience in singing the famous me. As I strained to make out the “Settle down,” said the elephant In the movie as well as in real life, incident involving one of the Dating Game theme song, Battistini personage, fear oscillated through “I just wanted to present you with a the victim was gang raped in a bar “spectators “ £rom the bar, Murphy the first round. my body. It was Bigfoot. list of demands.” while onlookers cheered the decides to prosecute those that Dressed in a makeshift tuxedo, “Hi there,” he said. “What?’ attackers on. Some of you who are cheered and clapped. They are Mark Brown, the first lucky Catching me totally offguard, he “I’m sick and tired of the library reading this are probably saying, brought to trial on the charge of Bachelor, took the stage and asked picked me up, threw me over his sewage system overflowing into my “No, that can’t be right No one encouraging the commission of a the three anxious Bachelorettes his shoulder, and took off running at pond after every rain, that’s kinda would do something like that.” felony. questions. After the customary top speed. gross.” Jodie Foster takes the role of Sarah Jodie Foster demonstrates some “Hellos” from all the ladies, Mark After swinging on his shoulder “What do you want me to do Tobias, the victim. The film goes to of her considerable talents here. launchedhis questionaire, receiving wildly for about five minutes, I about it?” great lengths to demonstrate that However, the writers developed an some interesting responses. finally got up some nerve. “Where “Aren’t you the Dean?’ Sarah is no saint She drinks too uneven character. Kelly McGillis “What would you do for a in the @%!* are you taking m e?’ “No.” much, she likes to get stoned, and turned in a cool performance as Klondike bar?’ asks Mark, a serious ‘To talk to the Loch Ness Mon­ Nessie shot a pointed glare at she lives with a guy in a trailer park. Murphy, convincingly portraying a look on his face. ster.” he responded between strides. Bigfoot T told you to bring me the One day, after a fight with her professional that gets more deeply Not caring to cluck like a chicken “Scotland!” Dean. boyfriend she goes to see a friend of involved than she intends to. as in the commercial, Bachelorette “No,that’s just where the royalty “Whoops. I thoughtyou said bring hers that works in a bar called The The movie suffers from #2 answered that she would like to checks go. Actually, she lives be­ someone in green.” Mill. She has a few drinks, smokes unbalanced direction from Jonathan “romp through fallen leaves” with hind the library, in Zumberge pond.” Mypolyester pants were the cause alittlepot and does a little dancing. Kaplan. In the overall, he weakened him. “O h ” , of all this trouble. Before any chance Suddenly, the guy she is dancing the portrayals of the characters with “Dry or wet leaves?’ is Mark’s After running laps around the for protest I was hauled back onto the sasquatch’s shoulder, treated to with grabs her, lifts her onto a his indecision on what to say with response. campus for about a half hour, Hairy another chiropractic ride, then pinball machine, and, along with this Film. After weighing ill the responses, finally decided to deposit me at the two other guys, rapes her. The Like Gorillas in the Mist, The Mark chose Bachelorette #1 as his pond. “Nessie!” he called. dumped in front of my apartment other people in the bar are quite Accused does not beat you over the date. Although he had said before I choked on intense fear, as a “Hey,” my roommatesaid, “Were encouraging to the rapists. She head to make its point. Rather, it that one of his favorite vacation shadow rose from the bubbling you out jogging with a big hairy guy?’ manages to get out and get to a involves you to the point that you spots was the pond at Grand Valley, center of the pond. he and his lucky date received a “Yeah.” hospital. want to understand more about the Enter Kathryn Murphy (Kelly topic. Despite the director, it is an much better prize: dinner at McGillis), a deputy district attorney. involving, interesting film. T.G.LFriday’s and then on to Club Murphy at first wants to bring the The Accused is at Studio 28 and Eastbrook, the new favorite club of many college students, fora comedy case to trial, but on the advice of her Showcase. It is Rated R. show. Both seemed happy, with the prize and each other. The next contestant was Bachelor Joe Lopez. A new set of three nervous Bachelorettes were ushered in. The difference this time was that one of them, Jacqui Pugh, was not the typical date hopeful. Instead of applying for the game, she had been “volunteered” out of the audience to take the place of a missing Bachelorette. Though she hadn’t had time to change for the occasion, House of Schock album, another nine dollars, another or prepare in any way, Jacqui temper tantrum. certainly stole the show with her Did you know that the leader Qustion: What do you get when mentor, the Vampire Lestat, comebacks to the unique questions singer of House of Schock is the a-ha: Stay on These Roads you cross an ambitious reporter, a whose cruelty went against Joe posed. former drummer of the Go-Gos? tape-recorder, and a vampire? everything that Louis ever Whether you did or didn’t doesn’t The first album was a masterpiece, Answer: You get the first book believed in. When asked how she would eat an ice cream cone (Joe belie ves that make any difference. The album is the second a bomb, and the third? by Anne Rice in the “Chronicles Sadly divorced from human can show how a person kisses), she definitely a shock but could aptly Stay on These Roads is acut above of the Vampires” entitled nature and trapped by some replied, “Well Joe, you hit my soft have been named House of Schlock the second, that much is for certain. “Interview with a Vampire”. human need, they hungered for spot, 'cause I just gobbleil up!” for a better description^ The music is refreshing and the It is a novel that evokes the love and thristed for the one thing Another answered to the quetion Once again, we get a pure pop lyrics lively. Outstanding tracks brilliance, the decadence, the that could keep them alive; blood- of how she would dress up for rock album without a single to back include Touchy!, Stay on These horror of The,V ampire’s world-as on a perilous search for others like Halloween by saying she would be up or expose it to a listening Roads, and The Living Daylights the Vampire Louis pours out the themselves throughout Europe Lady Godiva. Although this was audience. House of Schock can best (from the latest James Bond movie). eratically charged confessions of and North America. tempting, Joe had to go with the be regarded as a jukebox full of The rhythms remain mellow but his first two hundred years as one Interview with a Vampire is as crowd’s favorite, Bachelorette #3, non-hits. still listenable. If Stay on These of the living dead. He talks of his kinky at times as Jackie Collins Jacqui. They seemed content with One would expect better things Roads gets as much publicity as in dark journey in an undying life... and as horrific as Stephen King. If the choice, but perhaps the date will from a former Go-Go. Even Jane Europe, then it has the possibility of of his unnatural, erotic alliance you onlyjead one series of books be a little bland: dinner at Russ ’ and Wiedlin had two singles off of her being one of this year’s top albums with the beautiful Claudia, whose this year, this is it! rollerskating after. However, both bomb album. But , alas, another . Highly enjoyable! passions were locked forever in Next week: The Vampire Lestat were fun people and they will the body of a child... of his probably make the best of it See DATING GAME,p.6 Page 6 TheLanthom October 26,1988 Further Conversations at the close to anyone or any pet shop first table on the right twirling Bone Jumpin' Cafe by ever since. his chest hairs and rattling his Darrell King I’m a member of a family here fake gold chains. Alf is standing behind the bar waiting for Betty It’s another new day here at at Coti’s Bone Jumpin Cafe to give him the signal for their Coti’s Bone Jumpin Cafe. I’m andfamily members don’t disappearing act while Coti is on Flaze, the saxophone player and dessert each other. This reminds his way to the back room. Tutti as you know I’m thinking about me of something Tutti once told is standing in the center of the leaving the Cafe. I’ve been me, “All things are based on one stage scoping out the ladies who working on the song that would word, group loyalty.” I can see will fall prey to his seductive say good-bye to all my friends. that this applies to more than just singing, and standing in my I’ll let you hear a few bars. “I’m our band. It means any group usual spot on stage. leaving on that midnight train...” that I’m a part of. Whether it is the band or my group of friends As the drummer counts it off no that’s too souIful.”That’s just we begin playing our rendition the way i t . ” aww forget i t .. Jumpin Cafe. Most of all, I’ll not trying to leave because it’s a here at Coti’s Bone Jumpin of “Ain’t Nothing Going on But maybe I should just tell them miss this place, the atmosphere, better opportunity, I’m trying to Cafe, I have to do what is best the Rent”. We jam all the way I’m leaving. like that mellow mood you get leave because I have friends that for the group. If I leave the band through that song and I get this I’ll sure miss these guys. No when you mix alcohol with care about me. I’m doing it all and my friends it would not elated feeling, I feel ALIVE more staring at Betty waiting for tranquilizers. The red lights, the over again, running from benefit anyone but myself. again, like Flaze Junior didn’t her blouse to give. No more For Sale sign in the window, the commitment and trust I’ve Tutti just gave the signal watching Tutti get rejected view of the brick wall through never allowed myself to get letting us know that it is time to fetch that stick and is sitting out because his voice cracked as he the window with the For Sale close to anyone since the play our set I’d better get ready, in the audience cheering me on. was singing to get a date. No sign. All these things that make accident. What accident? Well I have a solo in this set. Isn’t that We kick into “She’s Jail Bait more Bone Jumpers with a twist Coti’s Bone Jumpin Cafe what it I’ll tell you, I was playing fetch ironic, a solo for me, Flaze the and You’ve Been Hooked” when And maybe, just maybe, I’ll be is, a virtual Haven of prosperity with my dog, Flaze Junior, by star. suddenly I stop playing, able to tell Gucci that polyester ' and uncontolled love among the freeway... during rush As I look around everyone is everyone looks at me and I is out of style. I’ll miss the way friends. Damn, did I say that? I hour... on a Friday. Well it’s in their favkorite spots. Betty's at smile. I announce to everyone Alfrato Desleeze used to hide forgot Coti stopped watering too painful to go on. I loved the first table on the left waiting that I am not leaving Coti's Bone behind the bar every time a man down the booze. Flaze Junior and love hurts.. 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Seems rooftops withoutfear, leaping from me for what I truly was. violence that my activities go ■ y h like along time, doesn’tit?I cannot one building to the next like a I “lived” in the country as a virtually unnoticed. You might a n a aaqaa in allhonesty say thatl have“lived” dancer. peasant. To see me in the evening pass me on the street someevening. u w m that long because I am a member I let my newfound instincts take before my fire, one would think You probably won’t notice a of that illustrious class known as over, and I quickly located my there was nothing out of the anything unusual, except for the a the “un-dead”. first prey— a Roman soldier, ordinary. Many did. chill up your spine. You’ll know it I feel that I am more alive now asleep at his post He died quietly, Time passed, and I moved on, when it comes. a a a than I ever was as a human. and his strength surged through toward the isles west of the Rome’s It’s the same chill you get when a I was once a Roman senator, me like a fire. My new might Gaelic conquests. Exciting times. you hear one particular word. young and ambitious, riding high proven, I ran from the city as Rome had arisen, and grown. Vampire. in the wakeof an individual known though on Mercury’s own winged Everyone seemed to be talking as Gaius Julius Caesar. I felt feet rejoicing in my power. I aboutacarpenterandhis execution. -DATING GAME strongly about him, believing him The prize was considerable: Goal screamed and danced like a fool Painful crucifixion. From p. 5 to be Rome’s hope, a hope that for hours until... When I killed, I would usually Post meal and a movie after of The final round was definately died on the steps at the Ides of Dawn. take them quickly and painlessly. “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”. the most interesting in terms of the March. While others mourned his The rising of the sun was Sometimes, if I wanted to see them Stephanie and Chuck left looking questioning. Bachelorette pas sing, I buried myself in a bottle, heralded by a sort of alarm within struggle, I would give them the pleased. Stephanie asked her three desperately trying to shield myself me. My senses were fantastically opportunity to fight back. On one Talking with Mark Brown after Bachelors, “What kind of sports from what I thought was the cold enhanced. Sights had texture, occasion when I did this, my victim the game was over, he seemed car would you be, and how fast truth of glorious Rome’s demise. sound had a delicacy unlike pulled out a piece of jewelry, a very happy both with the game would you go?” Bachelor #3, One night I didn’t wake up. At anything I had ever experienced. silver cross with a man engraved and his date. He had been before Mario, a“JohnTravolta” lookalike least, not in the way that you do. These new senses spoke to me of a oniL Inearly“died” fromlaughter! the start “ a little hesitant” about according to the Coach, quipped To this day I do not know who it fiery fate should the sun see me. What bravado, throwing an idol in the outcome, but everything that he would choose to be a Yugo was that made me the way I am. Once again, I followed my new my face! worked out well. Our prize was andgo 180 miles an hour in reverse. When 1 first realized what had instincts. 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Poll Finds Youth Shop for College Like Whisky Is This Jerk For Real? (CPS) - - In what some call the snobs. In ' 1982, George (CPS) - - Students at some 500 prostitutes.” “Basically, a lotof fellas say, ‘it “Chivas Regal Syndrome,” a lot Washington University did adopt campuses will soon be signing “I think the guy has a few makes sense, but I have a lot of of you ng people apparently believe a consultant’s advice to raise its “contracts” that will obligate psychological problems,” opined trouble getting dates already that the more they pay for college, prices in order to draw applications women to have sex with men if University of Wisconsin - Eau without bringing something like the better the college must be. from people who ordinarily would the men pay for their dates, at least Claire senior Barbara Shay. this up.’ Women’s reactions vary In a survey trying to find out go only to more expensive schools, if a part-time chemist from Added Chris Tomio, another all over the place. Some,” Schenk how students choose which college but provoked a spate of bad Madison, Wisconsin, has his way. - UW-Eau Claire senior, “I think claimed, “don’t mind, and some to attend 38 percentof the students publicity in the process. Roy Schenk, 58, says he’s it’s quite a ludicrous idea that if are very offended.” polled agreed that “the higher the The survey was not without hoping to generate interest in his men take women out on a date and There are, he added, tuition costs (if a college, the better inconsistencies. Asked why more “dating contracts” by sending payfor everything that they should circumstances in which a woman the quality of education a student young people didn’t go to college, samples of them to “500 campus sleep with them.” wouldn’t be obligated to have sex will receive.” » 48 percent of the students said it newspapers and some talk shows.” Others have used stronger with her date. “If people go Dutch College officials call the belief was because college was too Students, Schenk explained, language to describe the document treat, obviously,, there is no the “Chivas Regal Syndrome” after expensive. would sign the contract before In late September, the United commitment for sex.” the premium Scotch whisky, and Fifty-fourpercentofhigh school going out Its provisions, he hopes, Council - - which lobbies in the On the other hand, “unless there have used it to explain why Ivy juniors and seniors surveyed, would give the man who pays for state legislature on behalf of the is a contract at the start that the League and other expensive however, expected to graduate the evening to decide if there’d be student governments at 13 UW woman will pay for the next date, schools continue toattract so many from college anyway. __ any sexual engagement “during or system campuses - - condemned the only honorable thing for the applicants even as cheaper, The poll was commissioned by after the date.” thecontractas sexist andoffensive. woman to do is take off herpanties academically comparable the Council for Advancement and “Dating exists today as a form Schenk, who conceded he ’ s “not and be sexual,” said Schenk. campuses can’t attract enough. Support of Education and of prostitution,” Schenk said. “I’m currently dating” anyone, Few schools would admit to conducted August 24 through asking women to either quit being contended everyone’s not as prostitutes or be honest hostile to the idea. raising their prices solely to lure See CHIVAS, p. 8

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The Long Road: Strange Week for Womens Volleyball Mens Cross Country By Sarah Stinson two days later. They dropped the Sports Writer First game 14-16, but came back Championships powerfully in the next three, It was "a strange week" for the 15-11, 15-9, and 15-9 to notch By Jason Anglin Lady Laker Volleyball Team, the win in Bulldog territory. Sports Writer Coach Joan Boand said. They "We played well, and with a lot had games where they played of heart," Coach Boand said. On Saturday October 22, the well, and games where they Co-captains Alison Scott-Nord Men's GLIAC Cross Country didn't, but they came out winners and Karla Hartline had "one of Championship's were ran at in two of their three conference their best matches ever, Boand Hillsdale College on the Mill matches last week. added Race Golf Course in Jonesville. They squared off against Wayne They faced Lake Superior on The course was a 10k (6.2 mi) State Tuesday night, and were Saturday, and handled them in rather than the usual 5 mile run. even after four games, 15-9, front of a home crowd in four Taking first out of the nine 6-15, 7-15, and 15-7. The fifth sets, 3-15, 15-9, 15-10, and 15-8. teams present was Saginaw game was do -or-die for the The Lady Lakers travel to the Valley State University who Lakers and they came up just north Friday and Saturday to face placed 3 runners in the top ten to short, losing 14-16. "That was conference foes Michigan Tech score 54 points. Laker's Wendy Lesch (9) gives Lake Superior a good fight. really disappointing," Boand and Northern Michigan. The Ferris State runner Dan Ebright Photo / Bob Cooley responded. Lakers have high hopes, as they took first place honors in the However, they were able to use have improved greatly throughout and Colleen Murphy also hold good things in conference play conference meet by running an that disappointment in a positive the season. Wendy Lesch leads spots among the GLIAC's best this weekend, as they continue to impressive 32:10 for the 10k way, as they took on area and the conference in service aces and volleyball players. They will be show their Laker strength and course. Finishing just four conference arch rival Ferris State Janice Yaeger, Karla Hartline, hoping for, and achieving more tough play. seconds behind Ebright, to take second, was Oakland University runner Ken Osmun. Running third was Hillsdale College Laker Offensive Put in Deep Freeze runner Robert Abraham in 32:27. The Grand Valley team scored 154 points to take fifth place. Running in first place for the By Mark Halstead Hillsdale's 383 while the second field goal of the day with Chargers first touchdown was Lakers was Kriss Karas who Sports Writer Chargers doubled the Lakers in this one covering 40 yards. scored by Scott Foster on a 1 placed 13th overall with a tune of posession time. On their next possession yard run. Foster added a third 33:39. Running in second for A poor offensive showing led "We did not play well, they did Hillsdale marched 95'yards on 9 quarter 27 yard field goal for the Grand Valley and 20th overall to the demise of the Grand Valley not do anything that we did not plays to score the final TD on a other Charger points. was Ed Kiessel in a time of State football team Saturday, as expect," commented a disgruntled Brian Boyse to Brent Earl 21 yard The impressive victory was 34:20. In fhird for the men's they were shutout, 20-0, by Laker head coach Tom Beck, "but pass play. The drive was especially satisfying for head team was Bob Osbourne placing as a team they just blocked and highlighted by a 43 yard bomb coach Dick Lowrey whose Aillsdale College. 26th overall in 34:36. from Boyse to wide receiver Rob Charger team was dominated, The Lakers entered the game tackled better than us." Making up the rest of the Pike. On the play Boyse had his 28-13, by Grand Valley last averaging 406 yards per contest Trailing 10-0 enetring the Laker’s top seven were John back to the end zone and threw season. "This game was a in three conferencegames but fourth quarter the Chargers Barstis 53rd in 35:55, Pat reverse of last year, but I don’t were held in check all afternoon erupted for two scores to squelch deep down the sideline, Pike Samuels 54rth in 35:56, Randy want to take anything away from by a strong Charger defense. any hope for a GVSU victory. made a spectacular jumping catch Taylor 58th in 36:37, and Pete GVSU could muster only 168 With 10:34 showing on the clock stealing the ball away from Grand Valley because they are a Bodary 60th in 36:35. yards in offense compared to kicker Steve Foster booted his* defensive back Mike Flannery. young team that has a bright Despite this being the first 10k The win pushed Hillsdale into future." the men’s team has ran this year a first place conference tie with Hillsdale sported a balanced the Lakers ran very well. Coach Northern Michigan at 4-0, while attack offensivly as they rushed Clinger pointed out that they Miotke Making History their overall mark improved to for 209 yards led by Tom acheived both of their goal for 6-1. GVSU fell to 4-4 on the Karpinski who carried 21 times this meet being to beat OakLand for 78 yards. Boyse completed year, and 2-2 in conference play. University and Michigan Teach The Chargers will host Northern 10 of 18 passes for an additional By Timothy J. Padot make the team next year, so I University. Both of these teams 147 yards. Guest Sports Writer worked hard during the off-season this Saturday in a game to won against Grand Valley earlier The schedule does not get any to get stronger and faster," dertermine the GLIAC in the season. easier for GVSU as they host Senior wide receiver Frank remembered Miotke. Championship. The team will run again this Southeast Missouri State Miotke walked onto the football The spring of 1985 brought a Set up by a Greg Barry Saturday, October 29th at the University this Saturday at 1:30. team in the fall of 1984, and now new football season, a new interception near midfield the NCAA Division 11 Regionals. he is walking all over the record coach, and a new hope for Miotke books. Miotke is the first Grand to make the team. Apparently Valley receiver to have ever over Coach Tom Beck thought 2,000 career receiving yards, and Miotke's newly refined talents Up Hill Run for Womens Cross Country Team his career is not even over. were what the team could use, Miotke was not given an easy and thus an illustrious career was ride onto the team, the road that bom. By Jason Anglin Gillespie in a time of 19:20. In 22:01, Julie Glomson 32nd in he chose was of hard work and Since the Miotke name was Sports Writer second place was Northern 22:06, and Nicki Vanderberg 38th persistence. As^a wide-eyed first seen on a Laker football Michigan University runner in 22:57. freshman in the fall of 1984, roster, he has connected on 114 On Saturday, October 22 the Brita Sturos in 19:35. Hillsdale Coach Martin mentioned thar Miotke walked onto the team catches for 2,064 yards, which Women's GLIAC Cross Country College runner Sharon Kisler although the team was shooting along with approximately fifty has just recently surpassed Bill Championships were ran at placed third in 19:40. for 3rd place the team ran well other young men. After a couple Luckstead's old record of 109 Hillsdale, MI. Coming in fourth and placing even despite sudden sickiness and of weeks, the coach, at the time receptions for 1,984 yards. Three Taking first out of the five in the First Team All Conference injuries on the team. Bob Giesey, had reduced his more game remaining this season teams present at the conference Team was Laker runner Laura Martin also implied that with a walk-ons to five players with promises that Miotke will polish meet was Hillsdale College who Moore in a time of 19:41. little more hard work and with only one more to be cut. up his records even more. scored 30 points by placing five Coming in second for Grand runners coming back from the Unfortunately, Frank Miotke was "The offensive line deserves a of their runners in the top ten. In Valley was Sandra Terrel who injurie and sick list that the team to be that cut lot of credit, I don't think they second place was Ferris State placed eighth overall and made would run better in the "I think when Coach Geisey truly receive the credit they with a score of 57 points. the Second Team All Conference. Regionals. cut me, I was more motivated deserve for the really good job Northern Michigan University The rest of the top seven for The women's cross country than I was angry, I saw a game they do," credits Miotke. scored 76 points to place third. the Laker's were Gail Hoffman team will run again Saturday, my freshman year and I made up Coming in first overall was 19th in 20:52, Bobbi Bailey 30th October 29th at the NACC my mind then that I was going to See MIOTKE, p. 10 Hillsdale College runner Erin in 21:55, Kim Korienek 31st in Division II Regionals. Page 10 The Lanthom October 26, 1988 Triple Header Hockey Opener Grand Valley Wants Blood Loudspeaker Systems The Bulldogs scored first in the By Joe Lowden Laker goalie Tim Scarpino scoring five more goals before glanced at the scoreboard, that the final buzzer sounded second period and made it 2-1. ..th e new Sports Writer translated to 6-0 Hurons. After the game Laker Coach Just 33 seconds later Mike speaker that puts you The Grand Valley State Hockey Scarpino said, "We are out of Scott Blysma admitted, "It was McKelvey of Grand Valley skated in the performance. Club opened its season with a shape. They (Hurons) skate two the first game and we were out of down the ice, to the goal crease, • High Performance three game weekend at hours a day... We practice only shape." And when asked about through two defenders, and zipped • Computer Optimized Belknap-Park Ice Arena Standing two hours a week." Because of the Hurons, Blysma added, a wrist-shot into the net to even • 10yr. Warranty in their way were the Eastern limited funding from the Student "Eastern is a good team and the score at 2-2. Featuring Michigan Hurons and the Flint Senate, the Lakers can only afford tonight they were better than we. As the third period progressed Diffused Ambiance» GMI Bulldogs. The Lakers got to practice twice a week. were." so did the Bulldogs, who scored for natural sound1 off to a bad start by losing to Despite being out of shape the Despite the lopsided score, four more goals. Mark Wiltz EMU 13-2. Lakers did not quit trying to put Blysma was pleased with the added the Lakers final goal from KARNS ELECTRONICS On Friday Grand Valley got' the puck in the net. At 11:03 class the Lakers displayed on the an assist by Steve Johnson. Even 910 E. Fulton St. (616) 458-5869 away with a careless first period ice during and after the game. "I though the Lakers came up short GRAND RAPIDS, Ml 49503 into the third period Mark Wiltz against the Hurons by hit Brendon Brosnan with a pass hope that whatever our record is, on the scoreboard Coach Scott committing eight penalties. at the Huron blue l|ne. Brosnan I hope we play every game with Blysma said, "I think everybody Eastern scored only one goal in promptly banged a shot into the class," concluded Blysma. right down the line improved the whole period that ended with goalie. On the rebound Steve When Saturday night rolled over last night.” the Hurons up 1-0. Johnson tapped in for the first around the Lakers had to play the Sunday night the Lakers had to However the Hurons broke the Laker goal.for After two more Flint GMI Bulldogs in the first car pool to Flint for their away ice in the second period by Huron goals, Mark Wiltz lofted a of a two game series. The Lakers game against Flint GMI. And scoring five unanswered goals. shot over the head of the Huron were at home again, but this time afterwards it was a long ride Arter a roughing call by Grand goalie that bounced into the net at East Kentwood Ice Arena. home for the Lakers who Valley's Kevin Kdlenda the Before the face-off the Lakers experienced three losses in three ------MONDAY— with the assist coming from Nov. 7 anxious Grand Valley crowd' Kurt Rushmore and Tony already because Gary Erwin and days. started to chant, "We want uoermeyer. Chris Wilson were unable to suit The Lakers trailed the whole 'Bimini Brothers" blood." But the stamina of the At that point it was 8-2 up due injuries inflicted in Friday game and did not score until the I All Night Happy Hourl Hurons, who had already played Hurons, and unfortunately that nights game. GMI took third period. When it was 2-0 four games, is what really beat advantage at this and won 8-3. —TUESDAY— was all the scoring for the Bulldogs, John Veik of the the Lakers who weren't as well Lakers. The Hurons just kept Midway through the first Lakers scored in the third period Late Night conditioned coming at the Laker defense period Laker Goalie Tim and that made it 2-1. But the Happy Hour! Scarpino saved four Bulldog Bulldogs persisted and scored shots on goal in a row before three more goals and the final - W E D N E S D A Y ^ Laker Athlete of the Week smothering the fourth shot. was 5-1. "After they scored to However those were only four of make it 3-1 the bottom just fell "Bimini Brothers" £ the 22 saves throughout the first out," commented Veik. period that Scarpino made. The Contrary to the results this Bulldogs only first period goal weekend, the Lakers seemed to Lamra Moor* of — THURSDAY- came on a rebound off Scarpino's have improved. Injuries to JJenlsom recieves stick, which was tapped in by players like, Gary Erwin and DRAFTS player of the week Flint's Todd Williams to make it Chris Wilson have not helped the 2 5 0 honors for her 1-1. Grand Valley's goal came Lakers. "It hurts to have part of performance in the from Mike Nowak, coming from the team on the sidelines," an assist by Danin Lawson. answered Blysma. 'Great Lakes THURS.-SAT— Comference Cross Moitke It has always been a goal of his Nov. 3-5 ' From page 9 to play professional football and FEATURED BAND: if given the chance, he says he Miotke set three school records Isdale College. will savor the moment. If being "My Dog Bob" last year as he gathered 963 drafted isn't in Miotke’s future, She finished in fourth receiving yards in a season the Linden native would morp Bring this ad in for including a stellar performance at than likely give free agency a $1 off anything time of 19:41, while Saginaw Valley in which he shot. on Fri. or Sat. being named pulled in 11 catches for 218 If history was to repeat itself, yards. and Miotke was cut from exp. 10/29/88 Miotke is your everyday hard considerations: Carl whatever camp he should working blue-collar receiver who challenge, I wouldn't count him i, studies the opposing defensive 115 MONROE MALL out. With his team-oriented Chris IKaras. backs for their weaknesses and in Paddington & Worthmore's attitude and painstaking work Deli Restaurant tendencies like a general before a habits he would return and war. To an extent, you can call succeed. him a perfectionist, which is a classic personality trait of most successful athletes. SMILE! 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not have it any easier this week to be held in check by the as they host Southeast Missouri. defensive line. SEMO is a team unfamiliar to GV wil have to control the ball Halstead’s Court the Laker coaching staff so they offensively on the ground with will have a busy week preparing their option attack. A big day and getting their squad ready. from the offensive line and the They have a fine defensive running backs are a must in order backfield which will make it for the Lakers to come out on difficult for quarterback Jack Hull top. and receivers Frank Miotke and This game should go right down Bob Mitchell. to the wire,, but once again GV Offensively, SEMO is not as will come up short dangerous as some of the teams the Lakers have faced, but have a \ SEMO 23 fine running back that will have GVSU 21

O'Keefe: Mr. Versatility starting quarterback Robert Hunt teams. His lack of playing time Junior Shamus O'Keefe has had a academically ineligible, leaving has not kept him out of the Jess than spectacular career as a red-shirt freshman, Jack Hull as statistics though. Earlier this A First for Sports Contest Grand Valley State football the starter. Head coach Tom season he threw three passes player, but his value to the Laker Back was then left without a against Western Illinois, and also ALLENDALE- Last week for program goes deeper than his capable backup so he called caught a pass on a fake punt in a the first time this year, a woman performance on the field. O'Keefe back to the offense. A victory over the Collge of St. won the Sports Contest. Ursula Recruited out of Warren move that didn't please him but Francis. Schramm, a Psych/Special Ed. DeLaSalle as a quarterback, he made anyway. "I really love O'Keefe's athletic ability has major from Livonia, says she O'Keefe has proved to be a to play defense, and when I was almost hurt his chances of never expected to win the whole valuable athlete in more ways switched I wasn't happy about the playing itme, but his upbeat contest for one particular week. than one. He spent his red-shirt lack of playing time I was going attitude and versatility as a player The junior plays the piccalo in the Laker Marching Band, so she and freshman year as a to get but it was a mutual has enabled him to make the is well involved with football. quarterback then was switched to agreement between coach Beck most of his opportunities. the defensive backfield last and I, and I will do anything to She even went on to say that her season. During this transition, help the team.'' favorite football team is the he still found time to hold on "I am not getting very much time Up Next: Southeast Chicago Bears, but didn't expect extra points and return punts on on the field, but I realize that my M issouri them to go to the Super Bowl. the special teams. Coming into time will come, right now I am Grand Valley played their worst "It will be between the Buffalo the 1988 season, O'Keefe was just living for the special teams." game of the year against Bills and the New Orleans expected to see plenty of time as O'Keefe continues to hold for Hillsdale, as they came into the Saints," she predicted. Her 16 correct last week was a cornerback. extra points, and plays on the game not mentally prepared and Ursula Schramm is the first just enough to beat Kelly At that time, the NCAA hit the kickoff and punt receive teams, as were dominated by an inspired woman to win the sports Contest "Tripuk", as he cranked out 15 Laker program by declaring well as the kickoff and punt Charger team. The Lakers will this year. No one else won this right. Schramm was the only week except her ______Photo/Bob Cooley winner last week. Coming NOVEMBER 12th GRAND VALLEY

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