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Volume 22 - Issue 25 - Friday, May 8, 1987

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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspaper at Rose-Hulman Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Rose Thorn Archive by an authorized administrator of Rose-Hulman Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Vol. 22, No. 25 Rose-Hulman instftute of Technology FRIDAY, MAY 8, 1987 5 Last Days Until Titsilfir Regular Graduation Issue • NEWS BRIEFS SGA votes on proposed budget by Gary Hall mittee after averaging ballots proposed budget was accepted Yesterday, the Student cast by SGA representatives. by the congress as a whole. Class elections marred Government Association met to The proposed budget was pre- However, the budget was vote on a proposed $47,492 budget pared after the clubs gave pres- expected to pass with no prob- by ballot error for student clubs for the 1987-1988 entations requesting a total of lem. school year. The proposed $103,424. The results of the budget vote printed in the commence- by Gary Hall the race for treasurer with 44 budget is to be split among 26 will be that the issue of the "Thorn" and Due to an error on the votes (57.9%) with Steve clubs. Due to the fact ment press posted on the SGA ballot, the original results of Turpin getting 32 votes The proposed budget was pre- meeting was held after will be if the board. the election of class officers (42.1%). Bart Bretsch ran pared by the Executive Com- deadline, it is not known bulletin for the class fo 1990 was rerun unopposed for secretary. yesterday, May 7, from three to six p.m. in the lobby of the For the class of 1989, Robert 'Private' loan for middle-class students Union Building. Andrew Benning won the presidential Some private companies and percent" of students who now Council of Higher Education Conru, who wished to run for race with 39 votes (40.6%), colleges have come up with a have trouble getting GSLs, ex- Loan Programs in Washington, vice-president, was mistaken- followed by Kurt Lengacher new kind of student loan that, plains Janice Moyer of the con- D.C. ly listed as a candidate for with 29 votes (30.2%) and they hope, will help keep middle sortium. president. Results of the Steve Meyer with 28 votes class students in college. "The 15 percent at the top The new programs, she says, second election will be posted (29.2%). In a very close race, Last week, a group of colleges don't need financial aid," she "are in response to the changes by SGA after the votes have Matt White won the vice-pres- and private financial firms — says. "The lower 15 percent have and limitations in the federal been tabulated. ident job with 4 5 votes calling itself the Consortium of access to other programs. This is laws." For the class of 1988, Cliris (51.1%), just outdistancing Universities of the Washington, for the middle group that has Mandeville ran unopposed for Kent Agne, who pulled in 43 D.C. Area — introduced a new difficulty. This is the alternative Massachusetts, Texas and sev- president. In the vice-pres- votes (48.9%). Floyd Yager loan called "ConSern." for the family that would other- states have developed idential race, Jon Molander ran unopposed for the eral other Students nationwide can wise have to take out a second programs designed to won with 43 votes (56.5%) treasurer position as did Tim their own borrow up to $15,000 a year under mortgage (to pay for college)." being eliminated with Steve Press garnering 33 Hofer for the secretary posi- help people the program, which carries a It's not the only program from federal aid programs. votes (43.5%). Todd Kost won tion. higher interest rate — currently aimed at making up for strict 9.5 percent — than the federal new federal aid regulations and The U.S. Dept. of Education, Guaranteed Student Loan (GSL) cutbacks that first made it moreover, also is pushing it is meant to supplement. harder to get grants, and now similar programs — called the Parties erupt into riots Many students from families have made it harder to get Income Contingent Loans and earning more than $30,000 a year federal loans. Parent Loans — which, unlike can no longer get GSLs under "Several supplemental pro- GSLs, carry a high interest rate, at two campuses new regulations that went into grams have been developed to require a credit-worthy co-signer effect this year. fill the gaps that the federal pro- on a loan and have the student Street parties erupted into next year. The ConSern loans, in fact, are grams can't meet," notes Jean begin repaying the loan 30 to 60 large riots at two campuses CSU officials blamed the aimed at "the middle 70 Frohlicher of the National days after getting the money. last week. disruptions on too much At California State Univer- student drinking without ade- sity at Chico, a street party quate supervision. "two or three blocks off Chico State officials, on the Foreign study opportunities campus" abruptly turned other hand, placed some of rowdy as 1,00 0 to 2,00 0 the blame for their riot on Are you bored with classes and study here. Presently, Peter ence in tuition should easily take students rioted April 24. MTV, the cable music ready for a change of pace? Fortman, an electrical engineer- care of both. Due to a recent Police eventually arrested channel, says Bob Pentzer, Need something that could bring ing major from Rose, is partici- change in policy, a student will 37 people. the campus' spokesman. back a little motivation to your pating in the mutual exchange. be allowed to use outside loans At Colorado State Univer- MTV, adds Dr. Herman monotonous life? Look no The National Institute accepts and scholarships to help pay for sity, the annual "College Ellis, the school's director of farther, the cure is here — all majors offered at Rose-Hul- the foreign study. Days" weekend, April 24-26, student activities, had been foreign study. The possibilities man. Their three-quarter system was marred by almost con- urging viewers to go to for extending your education makes it convenient for a student Information on other foreign tinuous rioting in which 124 Pioneer Days at the school, with a touch of international to transfer during any quarter, programs of study is on reserve were arrested and 100 were which Playboy magazine re- flavor are abundant at Rose. For but, it is advised that a student in the library. Junior Year injured. cently called the top party the student truly interested in spend an entire year. abroad programs at schools such Chico State President Robin school in the country. study abroad, the opportunity is Located on the western coast as Exeter, Bath and Queen Mary Wilson quickly cancelled the more possible than he might of Ireland, distant from the College (plus many others) are remainder of the annual Pat Kopp, Chico's coordina- think. sometimes separatist violence of explained in detail. Programs "Pioneer Days" fest, while tor of public events, thinks The newest foreign study pro- Northern Ireland, the stuTound- for students with a foreign lan- Colorado State President such urgings may have gram to be developed at Rose is ings offer the student a full guage are also available in such Philip Austin said he was brought an unusual number of the exchange program between experience of the Irish country countries as Spain, France, and "very pessimistic" he'd allow outsiders to contribute to the Rose-Hulman and the National and culture. Most important, Poland. Several excellent pro- College Days to be celebrated rioting. Institute of Higher Education, a however, is the price. For a fee grams are already established technology and science institute of only about $900 per quarter here at Rose in the German and in Limerick, Ireland. The pro- (depending on the exchange Russian Departments. These gram has been around for a rate) the student pays his tuition programs offer students a couple of years and has brought at Rose. All he must worry about chance to practice language several students (Ian Cullen and are the plane fare and a place to skills developed in the class- Enda Sheridan) from Ireland to live when he arrives. The differ- TOOM.

Last Saturday, Rose-Hulman held Its annual Springfest concert. Featured performers were the There was not as much alcohol at this year's Springiest, due Renovators, Kool Ray and the Polaroldz and Henry Lee Summer. Here, a sun-soaked group of in part to an Institute-sponsored campaign. with However, students finish the day off while listening to Henry Lee Summer security and his group perform the clustered at the main area of activity, many students latest and the greatest in rock and roll. were able to keep their "coolers" well out of sight. Ptiolo by Ailen Hackney

A PAGE 2 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, MAY 8, 1987 Opinions and Columns EDITORIAL Since this is the last regular issue of the "Thorn" for the 1986-1987 school year, we thought we'd get it out of our system and write several mini-editorials covering a wide range of topics. - - - The first subject of conversation is our favorite, SGA. After a budget hearing process that resembled an inquisition at times, SGA has come up with an operating budget for next year. The noteworthy part is that "service" clubs occupy the top eight positions on the distribution list. The top eight moneywinners for next year include SAB, WMHD, the "Thorn," Rose Bands, Drama Club, Rose Technic, Glee Club and Modulus. These clubs, which exist primarily to provide a service to the student body, are scheduled to receive approximately three-fourths of the SGA funds next year. It seems that SGA has decided to give more support to clubs that serve the student body and place special interest groups on the backburner. I'm glad to see that SGA is putting the money where it will reach the most students.

Another good mark for SGA. It is my understanding that after careful thought, the Executive Council decided to count "zero" votes. In the past, representatives who allocated no money for a club had that vote altered or discarded when it came time to average the ballots. Thus, SGA appears to have decided that a vote is a vote.

Now we get to pat ourselves on the back. Although people don't like Bloom County, it appears that those higher up think quite a deal about the strip. We have been informed that Berke Breathed was named the winner of the 1986 Pulitzer Prize for political cartoonist. It's just another service we provide.

Time for bad news. After careful thought, the current editor suggested to the incoming editor that the "Thorn" should no longer sell subscriptions. Incoming editor Steve Ufheil has Questions arise concerning Dept. of Education agreed. The decision is based on the fact that declining subscriptions have restricted us from obtaining bulk rates, (CPS) — While Education Sec- *In January, college officials proponent of higher ed also which caused our per issue postal rates to rise. retary William Bennett has pro- around the country loudly com- should be its principal voked all sorts of controversy plained the department was late antagonist. and debate with his remarks in publishing new regulations for "We don't see why the Secre- about the quality of college edu- getting federal student aid, tary of Education should be the cation, student aid fraud and causing students to wait up to six source of attacks against higher Letter to the Editor even the relationship between weeks to get money for this education," says Chuck aid and tuition, criticism has term. Saunders of the ACE. "The Dear Editor: projects and charitable activities been mounting that the U.S. *In October, a routine meeting department and Bennett have I want to thank you for done by Rose's fraternities Dept. of Education itself has not with 90 black college leaders failed to support us and instead devoting a page to Greek games benefit the campus and com- been doing a good job getting turned into a series of angry de- are asking for drastic cutbacks in the Parent's Day issue of the munity as much if not more than money to schools, investigating nunciations of the department in education programs. Thorn and for printing the names any club — without any SGA complaints or lobbying in for failing to provide adequate "They go out of their way to of our new initiates. funding. Congress. warning of complex new rules suggest students are ripping off However I think it was in poor Overall, I think the article you Most recently, department for verifying the information on colleges and vice versa." taste that you printed the article printed wasn't really relevant to officials admitted there had been student aid applications. "Greeks Drink More" in the the Rose community. We could delays and document backdating *In prior months, a variety of In each cabinet department, of same issue. read articles like that in the in probes of civil rights com- educators also peppered Wash- course, the president appoints Not only did the article in- Tribune-Star or some other pub- plaints at a number of schools. ington with complaints that the the top officers, who are sup- directly degrade the fraternities lication. If you wanted to print But it was just the most recent department published new aid ported by career employees who here at Rose, it also failed to something relevant to Rose- incident in a long line of rules too late, causing enormous stay on regardless of who is in report on the service projects, Hulman, you could write an questionable administrative amounts of extra paperwork on power. charitable contributions, and article about our own fraternities snafus: campuses and sometimes delays "(Political appointees) get the other worthwhile activities and what they do — even though *Apparently looking for in getting students grants and publicity," Anderson says, "but Greeks do. it may not grab the reader's evidence to back up a Bennett loans. things don't always go that way. If anything, Rose's fraternity attention like drinking, sexual claim that colleges needed to Congress, moreover, held up There's a lot of day-to-day stuff system is certainly an exception assault, and hazing does. raise tuition in part because ad- debate on the then-pending that gets done that has nothing to to your article. Last quarter, Sincerely, ministrators misused funds, the Higher Education Reauthor- do with Bennett." four fraternities had GPA aver- Chris Mandeville, department hired a private firm ization Act in fall, 19&5 while it "We're as effective as any ages of 3.0 or better. Also, the President of Lambda Chi Alpha to find examples, the American waited for the department to other major department," he Council on Education (ACE) submit its own proposals for the asserts. "New initiatives, such found in April. act. The proposals never came. as drug education, are being *In March, the department One education lobbyist doesn't turned around quickly. We're THORN STAFF reprimanded R.E. Butler, one of understand why the principal getting the money out the door." its own financial aid officers, for • • The Rose Thorn is published weekly at Rose-Hulman preparing a report linking Heavier Than Air - Farewell Institute of Technology, Box 193, 5500 Wabash Ave., bilingual education with com- by Ron Dippold Terre Haute, munism and terrorism. IN 47803. Phone 812 /377-1511 ext. 255. Savatage, Sirens Never Say Die Than Editor Let's face it . . . most of the This is the last Heavier Gary Hall Top Ten albums that Combat Records Air for the 1986-87 season, so News Editor Rob Werner produces, with a few exceptions, here's a rundown of what's good, could be called pathetic. When what's bad, and what's just plain Features Editor College Albums Brian Evans the rare exception comes along, ugly: Sports Editor Steve Ufheil 1. U2 though, it can be a real winner, Sirens by Savatage, The Joshua Tree as is Recommended: Warlock, Business Manager Dan Tretter released in 1985. Keith Collins Angus, Whitesnake, Yngwie J. lays down a heavy and melodic Advertising Steve Slaughter, Gary Hall 2. Siouxsie and the Banshees Malmsteen, Savatage, Metallica, bass line while the guitarist and Through the Looking Glass Flotsam and Jetsam, W.A.S.P., Columnists Ron Dippold, Brian Evans, drummer produce some speedy Alcatrazz, Riot, Dokken, Accept, metal, and Jon Oliva, the group's Jeff Smith, Brad Schneider 3. Julian Cope Iron Maiden and Giuffria. Saint Julian lead singer, definitely has talent. Reporters Rob Werner, Gary Hall, I'll say it again - Savatage is Keep away: Abbatoir, 4. The Saints good! They are also versatile, as Ben Niccum, Keith Collier Impaler, Piledriver, Hirax, All Fools Day the range of songs attests, from Exorcist, Bathory, Venom, Sportswriters Jason Lueking, Dave Stoeckel, the driving beat and rock of English Dogs and most things 5. Psychedelic Furs "Twisted Little Sister" to the Rick from Combat Records or Metal Radzville, Jeff Myers, Ben Niccum, Mark Dolan "Holocaust" and Midnight to Midnight Metallica-like Blade. Photographers Christian Schuler, the speed metal of "Rage". Go 6. Los Lobos get this album. Allen Hackney, Daniel Kniep By the Light of the Moon Layout The Editors 7. Killing Joke Corrections Sports Consultant Joe Hargis Brighter Than a Thousand SUITS Faculty Adviser David Piker In last week's issue of the Thorn, two students had their 8. Chris Isaak names misspelled. Chris !seek The Rose Thom welcomes letters or comments from In the story on "Langley Aerospace Research summer schol- readers. Articles, ideas, and announcements are also 9. XTC ars," Kent Wallace was incorrectly identified as Kurt Wallace. Wallace is the recipient of a $2,500 stipend under the program. desired. In view of length constraints, we reserve the Skylarking right to limit the lengths of comments and use excerpts In the story entitled "Students honored during Parents' from letters. All submitted material must be signed. All 10. The Smtths Weekend," Mark Schulz's last name was incorrectly listed as Schultz. Schulz won the CRC Press Freshman material should be submitted at least one week prior to Louder Than Bombs Chemistry publication. Achievement Award. Taken from the Gavin Report We regret any inconvenience these errors may have caused. PAGE 3 FRIDAY, MAY 8, 1987 ROSE THORN Sports Tennis on the upswing by Mark Crowder to and defeated Earlham Rose's tennis team has been College, 7-2. This victory gives gaining momentum these past the team a big boost of con- two weeks, and is really psyched fidence as they enter the CAC up for the CAC Spring Tourney Tourney which is being played which is being played as you this weekend at Earlham. read this article. Coach Gene Mitz says that The team's upswing began on most of his team is peaking now Parent's Day as they defeated and he is quite pleased. Un- the University of Indianapolis, fortunately, No. 5 singles player 6-3. The following Tuesday Rose Neil Petroff has been suffering lost to a tough Wabash team, 4-5. from shin splints and will only be This score showed a marked im- able to play at No. 3 singles in provement over the Engineers' the Conference. Jay Eiler is out 1-8 loss to Wabash one month with a more disabling injury as before. The Wabash match was he inctrred a serious cut to his highlighted by some excellent foot. tennis played by No. 1 John The netters concluded their Puckett and an amazing upset by regular season — which pitted Rose freshman George Farber, them against some of the best who is filling in at No. 3 singles. Division III teams in the nation Most recently, Rose travelled — with a record of 4-8.

Diamondmen sweep Principia Sophomore Evan Kokoska sets up for a return while Jay Eller looks on. Photo by Matt Morns by Jeff Myers the seventh in the second game, After a week of rainouts, the three straight Rose batters drew Engineer diamondmen got back walks before Yoakum singled, into action last weekend by his second hit of the game, and Rose outruns Wabash sweeping a double-header from Dowell lofted the winning Principia at Art Nehf Field. sacrifice fly. Aaron Murray by Jason Lueking He won the 100 and 200-meter Indiana State took most of the Sunday's twin-bill at MacMurray picked up the win for the The Rose-Hulman track team dashes as well as running a leg placings. John Hanger was out- was washed out. Engineers in relief. competed in two meets last on the victorious 400-meter standing as he won the javelin week, a dual meet with Wabash relay. while teammate Brett Starr took Rose-Hulman, now 16-17, is in , - Richmond this weekend taking In the first game, five errors College on Tuesday and the Saturday s Intercollegiate fifth. Miles Fletcher rounded out part in the College Athletic Con- by the Engineers contributed to Indiana Intercollegiate meet last meet in Indianapolis was a dif- the scoring for Rose as he took ference Tournament. The an 8-6 loss. Mark Mayfield had a Saturday. ferent story for the Rose track fourth place in the high jump. three-day event began yesterday double, scored two runs and had On Tuesday, Rose destroyed team. Only three Rose-Hulman and concludes tomorrow. one RBI to lead Rose at the arch rival Wabash by a 101 to 53 athletes were able to place in the The next meet for Rose is this The Engineers held Principia plate. Scott Johnson added two count. Leading the destruction meet as schools such as Indiana, Saturday's Little State meet at to four runs in each game of the hits and two RBIs. was junior sprinter Chris Cook. Purdue, Notre Dame, and the University of Indanapolis. twin-bill last weekend winning 84 and 54. Bruce Clusky went the 0„ distance on the hill in the opener to lift his record to 3-5. He scat- tered 11 hits in seven innings. IN VIETNAM Seven Engineer batters collected seven singles to support Clusky on offensive and win the opener. THE WIND DOESN'T B1.01111 In the nightcap, all three of Rose's hits came in the first inning to score four times. Senior SUCKS James Yoakum led off with a IT safety and stole second. Scott Johnson followed with a RBI single. Kyle Thompson drew a bases-loaded walk and Steve O'Keefe hit a two-RBI single to conclude the inning for the Engineers. Joe Witulski, now 5-2, won the second game with Brian Glaze providing fifth-irming relief help. Dining Parent's Weekend the Engineers gained a split with the Little Giants from Wabash College. James Yoakum singled to tie the second game and John Dowell hit a sacrifice fly to win it as Rose rallied for two seventh-inning runs to come from behind to edge Wabash 9-8. Trailing 8-7 in the bottom of

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PAGE 4 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, MAY 8, 1987 Humor/Satire More dating tips 1986-87 Page 5 by Dippy (remember to sign in). To avoid It has come to the Rosem him, keep telling yourself that Torn's attention that the "Rosem looks aren't everything. Dating Guide" published last The Unsuccessful Artist: A Hall of Fame week has been too successful, Pick-Up Artist ripoff, he also and that women are helpless looks good, but he is generally before men who have taken this overdressed and will usually guide to heart. To even the odds, have a large, ugly, gold medal- )) we proudly present a guide for lion suspended from his neck. the ladies on the different Found in the same locations as species of males at parties and an Artist, but eye contact is how to avoid them. much more obvious and blatant. The Nerd: Luckily, we do His room looks like something not have any of these at out of an X-rated bachelor Rosem-Hosem. only God knows movie. Never believe anything why this one is at the party at he says! all, all he is stand around as does The Gay: Not a problem. ' and sip Pepsi from his Obviously. pocket-protector. one This is The Boring Nice Guy: definitely not a threat to you. Pathetic. Well dressed, clean The Dancing King: This one is cut, average looking. Often found at the party only so others that walking around looking for will see him dance. He will dance potential dance partners, he with a different girl for every often travels in groups. He's song, even "You can call me sincere, honest, concerned, but Woodsie Owl taking Al." The only reason he might Woodsie Owl he's BORING AS ask you to dance is so that the HELL! Yawn and say you need to credit other guys will think he is a real wash your 3 art class hair. ladies man, and he will be The Morning After The Funny One: While looking in the mirror the whole everyone is trying to at least look time. To deflate his ego, ask if decent, he will be wearing he's from North Vigo High. camouflage pants, a ratty The Apathetic Drinker: The Purdue T-shirt, and a Copen- only thing he has assaulted in the hagen painter's cap. He may ask last year is a keg. If you venture you to dance, but don't worry, near him he may make some because to him, getting a laugh lewd comments or gestures, but is more important than he is too drunk to getting a do anything. girlfriend. His favorite nickname is "Bud", for obvious reasons. The God Squadder: Extremely The Pick-Up Artist: Easily the clean cut and fairly good looking, best looking guy at the party, he he will usually be wearing an dresses casually, because he article oi "fad" clothing, knows his great looks will carry showing that he can "relate" to him in any situation. Never the college scene. He is friendly, dancing, but scanning the room talkative, and usually inter- from the edge of the dance floor. esting, until he gets around to He is probably a fraternity religion, and then it's all over! member, and his room comes Has read How to Pick Up Girls equipped with a waterbed, a for Christ seven times. Excuse dimmer switch, and a guest book yourself to "go get high." WOODSIE SAYS "Not one-third the calories - it's three times the beer!"

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TOP Ten Reasons Why Our Dieting Woodsie Owl Lamb Chop Chapter is Better than the Rest Woodsie Owl Sneaks 11 Snack 1. They plan to produce an attractive, black 'n' white Turning in Homework Woodsie Owl calendar to pay off five-digit "delivery" debt. 2. These guys live by the motto, "One-third the scholastic effort, three times the beer." 3. They have HBO and the Weather Channel courtesy of "grateful" little sisters. TOP Ten Reasons Why TOP Ten Reasons NOT to go Coed 4. They maintain decorative pyramid o' kegs behind the Student Attrition is Good 1. Rose can't afford a "Campus Mid-Wife'' house. I. Empty dorm rooms can be reserved on an 5. They hour-by-hour basis for those special "overnight 2. Everyone knows girls can't do Reverse Polish maintain a two-week, non-stop killer party at the guests." Notation anyway end of every school year. 2. Improve studentifaculty ratio. 3. We might have to shower before class 6. These highly motivated individuals control SGA, the 3. Tom's failing mind can't remember as many names Technic, intermural refereeing, and many other (he won't have to use "Bud" as much). 4. The constant effects of pheromones would be too overpowenng worthwhile activities. 4. Gives Rose that close-knit family feeling. 7. They follow ALL of the Christian principles in their 5. Every Rose students will be able to marry a 5. We'd lose our ISU cheerleaders charter. Woodsie 6. Profs would have to quit telling jokes in class 8. Not one, but one-and-a-half 6 Rose will be forced to lower admission standards, little sisters for every mem- raise tuition, and as a last resort (dear God help ber. us"), admit women as students 7. No place on cheerleader uniform for HP 9. Our chapter doesn't rent, but owns their own beer 7 Profs won't have to grade as many exams. 8. Not enough closet space truck. 8 Shorter lines for interview sign-ups. 9. We'd have to start a "Domestic Engineering 10. The brothers take the time to send well-written, wen- 9 Easier to find an open termbsal in the Nerd Center. Program" planned responses t,o 10 Solve the housing the Thorn. shortage problem 10. We'd have to add another telephone network