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RATED RATED 0 0 1 1 1 $4.99 US T+ 1 7 5 9 6 0 6 0 9 0 3 8 9 BONUS DIGITAL EDITION – DETAILS INSIDE! KELLY THOMPSON • STEFANO CASELLI •TRÍONA THOMPSON FARRELL CASELLI •STEFANO KELLY Kate Bishop, A.K.A. Hawkeye, recently moved out to California to start a new life as a private investigator. So far, she’s been able to handle everything the West Coast has thrown at her. But it’s been throwing a lot harder lately… Writer: KELLY THOMPSON Artist: STEFANO CASELLI Color Artist: TRÍONA FARRELL Letterer: VC’S JOE CARAMAGNA Cover: STEFANO CASELLI & NOLAN WOODARD Variant Covers: MIKE McKONE & JESUS ABURTOV; PAUL RENAUD; TERRY DODSON & RACHEL DODSON; LAUREN TSAI Graphic Designer: CARLOS LAO Editor: ALANNA SMITH Executive Editor: TOM BREVOORT Editor in Chief: C .B. CEBULSKI Chief Creative Officer: JOE QUESADA President: DAN BUCKLEY Executive Producer: ALAN FINE Avengers Created by STAN LEE & JACK KIRBY HAWKEYE Oh, right. The red light. INVESTIGATIONS. okay, yeah, sure, Yesterday. that makes sense. So. You’re Which Clint Barton, camera? also known as They didn't Hawkeye. say…? The one right up front is Yeah. fine. But Kate Bishop is Hawkeye too. Doesn’t that get confusing? Yes. See, that just tells me Do you know how Yes you know nothing about many times Kate it gets it’s Kate Bishop. Did you has almost gotten confusing, fine. even do research for killed for you or…? these questions? people? So… why Kate Bishop? isn’t she a bit young to lead? A bit inexperienced? Doesn’t that just mean she isn’t very good at this? What? That’s the dumbest thing I feel like I’ve ever…where if you’re asking do they get you these questions, people? I swear… you didn’t watch do you even have the Santa Monica credentials? Land Shark footage… Credentials? “girl has got what SANTA MONICA. Four weeks ago. it takes to lead.” pick up, pick up... clintI swearifyoudont pickupImmaput KATE BISHOP, allmyarrows A.K.A. HAWKEYE. inyour-- Olympic-level athlete, sharpshooter, amateur private eye. Apparently has what it takes to lead? Look at the And get damnfutzing ready-- news, Clint! I need help! Send all the help! Avengers assemble or whatever! Hey, Katie. where is it’s funny you everybody?! does called--I was just nobody care if the entire gonna call you. west coast is eaten by the funniest giant land sharks?! th-- help me! shuttup! Katie, slow down. What’s happening? CLINT BARTON, A.K.A. HAWKEYE. Oh Olympic-level athlete, acrobat and boy. sharpshooter. Generously shares a codename with Kate Bishop. Yes, it’s confusing. Ack. --because America is gonna be there to teleport your butt right to me in about OD, EVERYTHING IS AWFUL. two seconds! EBODY DO SOMETHING C’mon, Hawkeye. “girl has got what SANTA MONICA. Four weeks ago. it takes to lead.” pick up, pick up... clintI swearifyoudont pickupImmaput KATE BISHOP, allmyarrows A.K.A. HAWKEYE. inyour-- Olympic-level athlete, sharpshooter, amateur private eye. Apparently has what it takes to lead? Look at the And get damnfutzing ready-- news, Clint! I need help! Send all the help! Avengers assemble or whatever! Hey, Katie. where is it’s funny you everybody?! does called--I was just nobody care if the entire gonna call you. west coast is eaten by the funniest giant land sharks?! th-- help me! shuttup! Katie, slow down. What’s happening? CLINT BARTON, A.K.A. HAWKEYE. Oh Olympic-level athlete, acrobat and boy. sharpshooter. Generously shares a codename with Kate Bishop. Yes, it’s confusing. Ack. --because America is gonna be there to teleport your butt right to me in about OD, EVERYTHING IS AWFUL. two seconds! EBODY DO SOMETHING C’mon, Hawkeye. Okay, now you’ve gone too far, shark! That was my favorite taco cart! AMERICA CHAVEZ. Strength, flight, invulnerability. I feel like Opens dimensional gateways. there was a better way to Likes to kick stuff. do this. There are plenty of land sharks to go around, Clint. can’t you get your own? Kate, if you wanted Hey, talk to see me, you to your friend, could have just Katie. I would have texted. You didn’t been delighted have to do to have arrived all this. somewhere near the ground. Adorable. Can you please start punching some land sharks back into the sea?.