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yc Student Echcheck their AT&T charge card already and more money is on the way," bills, said telecommunications director, Barnett said. Robert Chavous. AT&T account representative of Janet Barnett, a Pfieffer/Stagmaier campus universities in Tennessee and resident, said her parents noticed in Georgia, Tom Merian has been notified of November 1990 that their bill statement the situation and he is currently listed that calls from her were made prior to investigating it, Chavous said. 5 p.m., before the lower evening rate is in "This may just be an isolated incident effect. or it may be affecting other residents using "I always wait until after 5 p.m. to call an AT&T charge card," Chavous said. my parents in Dahlonega, Ga. because the If other students are being overcharged rates are cheaper, so my parents knew that it would only affect those calls that occur there was something wrong wi th their phone right after 5 p.m. and 11 p.m. because that bill," Barnett said. is when rates turnover. Barnett's parents contacted AT&T A phone gram will be distributed to all representative Larry Farlow who students to notify them if there is a flaw in Lisa Jacquemon may be charged higher rates than she expects if she uses AT&T long investigated the problem. the AT&T billing system, Chavous said. distance service. Cindy TruexIStudent Echo Drug Testing for Incoming Students Not Probable By Thomas Baker The First Amendment states mandatory drug testing is a We have to be responsible for athletes in our programs, The Student Echo violation of a person's rights to privacy, said Dr. David especially if they were to hurt someone," said George Wiley, professor of theatre and speech. McGowan of the UTC athletic department. Mandatory drug testing for students planning to attend "It's an intrusion on the privacy of non-drug users. It The advent of drug screening for college athletes has UTC is not likely, said Dr. Charles M. Renneisen, vice shows that the organization feels people ire untrustworthy. caused concern about drug testing on the regular student chancellor for student affairs and dean of students. It violates a person's rights," Wiley said. body in universities, leading some to believe that mandatory This concern and others were discussed in a forum Vicki Thall, employee assistant counselor for TVA, drug testing is on the horizon at UTC. Those receiving Pell called, "Mandatory Drug Testing-Is it Constitutional?" It offered a contrasting view. She said drug screening is a grants and loans as financial aid already have to sign a was held in conjunction with drug awareness week. A six- problem within itself but it is needed to make sure that a special form stating that if arrested for a drug related person panel consisting of employees of TVA and UTC good work atmosphere, drug-free, is kept within companies. incident they will be suspended from the Pell grant or loan participated in an hour-long discussion that covered ethical The panel also discussed mandatory drug testing for program and will be required to pay the money back. and safety precautions concerning drug testing. athletes in universities, specifically UTC. As of 1984, the Still, many feci mandatory drug testing will never happen. The debate, moderated by Dr. Ed Smith of UTC Career NCAA requires all college athletes undergo random drug "I don't think mandatory drug testing will ever be done Planning and Counseling, became a matter of privacy and testing. at UTC. It's too great a civil rightsissu e and it would be very individual rights vs. safety. "Random drug testing is being done on UTC athletes. expensive and cosUy to do," Renneisen said. Off-Campus Housing Allows Students to Earn Class Credits

Rei Evatt during the transition period former inmates that students can "catch the bus and go UTC criminal justice professor, Dr. Roger Echo Asst. News Editor face upon being released back into society. straight to campus." Thompson, said though the Dismas House Chattanooga house director, Alice Students pay rentof $62 per week, which receives many volunteers through his A nice, clean room that is close to school Crowe, a UTC alumnus, said the house consists of a large room, private bath and department, the house is an excellent andcollegecredit just for living there, that is strives for a "family atmosphere and support three meals a day. Two roommates of the opportunity for all students to get involved the golden opportunity for five or six UTC system" between the ex-offenders and the same sex share the rooms in the large house, in their community. students. students. built in 1930. The Dismas House provides a chance for The Dismas House, named for the Students residing in the house provide Evening meals are the main point of the criminal justice majors to work and see what "repentant criminal executed with Jesus "stability as role models to stay in school, as day when everyone living in the house, as environment in the justice system exists. Christ," is a rehabilitative home to ex- they learn about each other," Crowe said. well as outside volunteers, spend time sharing Thompson said they can polish their abilities offenders who have recently been paroled. Located at 510 S. Willow St., less than experiences and talking together. Residents The house provides a family environment two miles from campus, Crowe mentioned must attend evening meals. See Housing p. A4 A2 The Student Echo/March 14, 1991 SGA Debates, Approves Changes to Constitution By Rei Evatt seat to be filled by Davis and to alleviate don't use the town meetings but it can be the senators returned. Echo Asst. News Editor the work load in the senate, Caroll was used" The Society of Women Engineers voted into office. The town meetings are a chance for received approval for their constitution. Changes to the constitution occupied Aaron Mayer was appointed to the senators to talk with the students in their York said the group was "well the senate for a lengthy debate Tuesday. ethics committee as an at-large member. district. The meetings account for $180 of prepared," and the bill passed by Old problems were debated as well as new Sen. Gabriel Aviles attempted an the SGA's budget, which Aviles said could acclamation. problems with the changes requested by amendment to the constitution which be put to better use. Sen. Salin Geevarghese sponsored a Sen. Myron Jones. would do away with the town meetings The amendment did not pass and town bill for funding refreshments during the Many senators were unaware of the the senators are required to hold in their meetings will remain a part of the AIDS Awareness Forum that will be held new changes, though the committee had districts. constitution. March 19. The senate voted to give $79 been meeting for several weeks. Walters said that the town meetings are A problem with voting on the for the event Nicole Caroll was appointed as a an obligation for the senators, one which constitution arose because several of the Finally, Geevarghese announced a race district two senator. This bill was debated they are aware of upon taking office. He senators left during the meeting. SGA relations forum scheduled for March 27. because of the seat having only a few said the meetings should not be stricken cannot vote when two-thirds of the The forum will discuss racism among weeks left before elections. because "senators want to get out of iL" senators are absent. The item was voted on faculty, interracial dating and interracial After discussion on the need for the Keith Green, secretary, said, "Some at the end of the meeting when some of fraternities and sororities. Soviet Historian Visits UTC to Lecture on Foreign Policy Special to the Echo cultural experiences. The trip was the fourth International Summer Studies Abroad program that A Soviet historian with expertise in U.S. foreign UTC has offered to students. Students earn three to policy decision-making and American diplomatic four credit hours during the summer. history lectured Wednesday, March 13 in the Signal Last November at the invitation of UTC theatre Mountain Room in the university center. professor, Dr. Fred Behringer, three Czechoslovakian Oleg Kolobov, a professor and dean of the theatre artists and professional visited UTC for three College of History at Gorky State University in the weeks. A group of UTC students will visit Soviet Union, spoke on "Gorbachev's Challenge: Czechoslovakia in the spring of 1991 to explore Soviet Reform and Reaction." Czech educational opportunities. Kolobov is scheduled to spend three days at UTC UTC is also developing a faculty exchange (March 12-14) speaking to history and political program with Gorky State enabling faculty members science classes, meeting with faculty and touring the from both institutions to teach abroad. Chattanooga community. His visit is part of a joint The Soviet professor is currently serving as a venture sponsored by UTC's College of Arts and visiting Fulbright scholar at American University in Sciences and the School of Business Administration. Washington, D.C. He has served as a participant in "Dr. Kolobov's visit will be an educational value a U.S.-U.S.S.R. academic exchange program as a for our students," said Dr. Paul Gaston, dean of the visiting professor at the University of Texas. College of Arts and Sciences. "His visit reflects our Kolobov has published books on "The Role of effort to explore relationships between the College Non-Government Analytical Institutions in the of Arts and Sciences and our counterparts in Europe Formulation of the U.S. Foreign Policy," "U.S. and Asia." Policy in the Middle East Conflict Between Two Kolobov's visit to UTC is tied in with the World Wars," "The United States and the Middle university's efforts to promote international Eastern Countries During the Cold War Period," and education. "U.S.-Israel and the Arabic World-Moscow." He has Last summer students from UTC's School of also conducted research on international relationsan d Business spent five weeks in Great Britian, France, universal world history. Oleg Kolobov Kim HubbardlEcho Photo Editor Belgium and Hungary exploring business and NAVY NURSE CORPS. WHAT ARE YOU WE WANT TO START YOU ON YOUR WAY. GOING TO DO THIS SUMMER? A good foundation is important for a successful career. That's where the Navy Nurse Corps can V»*i!rs ^"TlovTaBoul^uiJimS^ro^ - .r. The Navy provides financial assistance to that gives you the meet tuition costs of bachelor and advanced opportunity to: nursing degrees. 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Check with the School of Nursing Tor dates a Navy Representative will be on campus or call 1-800-284-6289. ., .; NAVY NURSE FSS ^i^£^. \c—. araj »a»a»anaaaawnariatjr*•• -ar.ai March 14, 1991/The Student Echo A3 Activity Fee May Fund "War and Censorship" New Sports for Clubs By Rei Evatt rapid growth. Echo Asst. News Editor Treasurer, Kelly Hudson, brought to attention the problem with students' Club sports could result from taxing unawareness of other fees rising in the A Panel Discussion students the activity fee in fall and spring future and may not be able to vote on the tuition. idea with all die information. Wednesday, March 20 Thomas Davis, SGA president, Hudson also said the interest of SGA is sponsored a bill during the SGA meeting what is best for the students. Tuesday, proposing that one dollar from SGA advisor Rocky Renneisen favored Twelve Noon each student's activity fee be put toward the bill staying open for the student's club sports. vote. He said the students should get to Signal Mountain Room The idea will be voted on by the vote on the bill because this is something student body during elections March 25, for the democracy. 26. "Today there are four club sports, Opposing the bill, Sen. Stuart Walters University Center tomorrow there could be several," Davis said that this is a dollar the students will said. never see and most students are not He said the opportunities for this new interested in club sports. tax would result in numerous new sports Sen. David York said this gives Panel for UTC which otherwise would not $15,000 to the four existing club sports, Dr. David Carrithers, Moderator, Political Science Dept happen due to lack of funds. His argument which is too much for such a small part of included that the current trend on other the student body. York said SGA will not Dr. Rick Wilson, Political Science Dept campuses is growth in club sports, which be involved enough with the funds for it Lee Anderson, Publisher, Chattanooga News-Tree Press UTC cannot compete with without to be an issue for the senate. Ron Smith, City Editor, Chattanooga Times funding. The bill must pass a vote by the SGA Davis said the UTC club sports have twice for the bill to be a referendum item Janiece Johnson, Editor, The Student Echo participation levels comparable to NCAA on the election ballot. The idea did pass a sanctioned varsity sports and these sports vote once and will be brought up again i are likely to continue the current trend of Tuesday for a second vote.

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Housing/romp. Al of working with ex-offenders and know Ex-offenders must be employed, able to what type of atmosphere their future jobs pay rent. No drugs, violence or sex are may hold. allowed in the house. Other than the rules Thompson said that he is not aware everyone is "free to come and go as they ur of any students taking advantage of the please," Crowe said. CHATTANOOGA credit which can be received by living or In a previous article from the working in the house. Chattanooga News-Free Press, Julie "What I would hope is that students Johnson reported that the Dismas House 1991 would be encouraged to get involved in consists of "mixed races, radical ideas, their community and learn what problems diverse histories, competing religions and exist, to put a helping hand to the test," philosophies." That idea has held since the Thompson said. beginning of the program in 1974. CHEERLEADER/MASCOT A program with credit in community Started by a Jesuit priest from service is in the planning, he said, and Vanderbilt University's prison ministries may be offered to freshmen and department, the Dismas program has SELECTION CLINIC sophomores in the future. grown to nine houses nationwide. Credit for "life experiences" may be Tennessee has been a strong area with five obtained from the Cooperative Education of the nine houses located throughout the office, which Crowe said usually gives state. three hours to the student residents. Though the goal of Dismas is to reduce Thompson added that the credit the rate of recidivism, or ex-offenders depends on the amount of time the student returning to prison, the main goal is to spends either working or living at Dismas provide a home of caring, positive House. individuals for the former prisoners. The Fun times can be had outside the house volunteers symbolize a "welcome into as well. Three times a year, retreats are society" for these people. planned such as horseback riding and Local volunteers contribute by symphony and opera concerts. Generous preparing meals, helping with job givers in the community provide these placement, counseling and advising and "gifts" for the residents. repairing the house and offering friendship to the house residents. Crowe said that in the past, more The average length of stay for ex- males have lived in the house, but she prisoners is three to six months. Students C11EEELEADER 3ELECTION CLINIC TO BE HELD APRIL 10, 11, hopes to attract more women in the future. typically stay for one academic year. The criteria for the students wishing to 12. 15. 16. AND 17. CLINIC ATTENDANCE 13 MANDATORY. live in the house consists of an Interested students may join the YOU MAY PICK UP AN APPLICATION AND SCHEDULE AN application, an interview process and faculty and residents at the evening meal INTERVIEW AT THE STUDENT AFFAIR3 OFFICE IN THE providing references. The students must be or may contact directors Alice Crowe or UNIVER3ITY CENTER. TRAN3CRIPT AND PICTURE MUST attending school full time. John Anderson at 624-1888. ACCOMPANY APPLICATION APPLICATION DEADLINE: APRIL 5 mi RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPJ ®mmn mm Then tell us what you think! Fill out this survey, return it and become eligible for a drawing for dinner at the Loft.

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6. Would you consider using a late night study area? YES, NO ARMY ROTC THE SMARTEST COLLEGE COURSE TOO CM TAIL Please return surveys to the boxes located at the On the UTC Campus. Call Capt. James Bell or Maj. John DuBan UC information desk, SGA office, gameroom or mini marts. 1 7155-4196 or 75&-4230 »). V..V-l . ' - I' . ".«. ,'' *•» ' • '^ • '-T-' .1;'ir,rl" ... .•, > v • '. " • • • ••'• I

'».•.•<» asmai « a>.» a>.a»as*n • • » a . •«» auaaiam'. I t .aiiMU a-aw* «.».««•.»» » a>*a n**\mm^w—~ «• « « • •* March 14, 1991/The Student Echo A5 Campus Crime Log Compiled by Ed Elkins and James Hill tirnated at $847. The Student Echo 11:27 a.m. — A student was found sleeping in their vehicle in lot four. No arrest was Campus Crime Log is a feature of The made. Wedding Registry Student Echo compiled from reports of the UTC police department from the previous March 6 China ~~ Crystal ^ Silver week. In this section, we hope to make 3:55 a.m. — An officer was dispatched to students more aware of happenings on Lockmiller 233 on a 911 hang-up call. CLEVELAND CHATTANOOGA UTC's campus and to keep them informed 11:50 a.m.—A report was filed when a Holt 1411 STUART AVE., N.W. HWY. 153 & BONNY OAKS DR. of dangers in the area. Hall office door was discovered tampered 339-1300 892-2600 with. Nothing appeared to be stolen. U.S. WATS 1-8G0-27CHINA Feb. 26 3:56 p.m. — A parking decal was recovered. 9:45 a.m. — A student was injured while playing racquetball. March 7 1:30 p.m. — An obscene phone caU was 3:04 p.m. — A biology office door was made at the Stadium dorm. reported tampered with. 7:46 p.m. — A car was accidentally struck when a motorist backed out of a parking itaiMta space. Damages were reported at $500. March 8 9:40 p.m.—A false fire alarm was reported 11:53 a.m. — A parking decal was reported at Pfeiffer/Stagmaier. lost An instructional program that will 1:30 p.m. — Harassing phone calls were bring UTC students, faculty, and Feb. 27 reported from a Boling apartment. 8:57 p.m. — An assault report was taken. administrators together to review 1:00 p.m. — A watch was taken from a three important social issues that book bag at the Harrison Center. Estimated affect the UTC community: totaled $160. March 9 11:20 p.m. — A car was reported stolen 4:30 p.m. — An officer found the vending Interracial Dating from lot 34. machines in Hooper and Hunter Halls broken Integration of Fraternities & Sororities into. Racism among Faculty & Administration Feb. 28 7:07 p.m. — Clothes were reported stolen from the Boling laundry room. Estimated 3:08 a.m. — The alarm at the book store losses were $99. was set off when an officer noticed that the Wednesday, March 27 door was unsecured. 7:12 p.m. — An argument was reported in March 10 lot 10 when a couple had a disagreement. 12:53 p.m.—A car was damaged in lot four No time given — A car was reported bur­ when protective trim was removed. Damage Ratteen Mine Reem glarized when the owner discovered the was estimated at $500. window had been broken. Estimated losses totaled $165. March 11 4:30 p.m. — A vehicle was damaged in .l.c March 1 UTC motor nool 7:55 a.m. — A larceny report was filec when the vending machine in Hunter was March 12 discovered opened. All the money was 4:40 p.m. — An individual was reported to missing. have attempted to enter a Lockmiller apart­ 9:56 a.m. — A suspicious person was dis­ ment. The suspect was found in the Oak covered in Maclellan Gym. An NCIC check Street Mini Market. showed the suspect was wanted for viola­ 4:48 p.m. — A report was filed when an air tion of parole. gun was shot from a Lockmiller apartment. 3:10 p.m. — A report was made when a 4:50 p.m.—An accidental injury report was radio was discovered missing from food filed when someone at the child care center Before you dissect. services. Losses totaled $200. tripped and fell. 4:30 p.m. — A suspicious person was 5:22 p.m. — A UTC floor buffer was recov­ reported in the bookstore. ered. March 2 12:34 p.m. — A report was filed when two Crime Busters roles of linoleum were found missing from the ballet studio. 6:01 p.m. — A hit and run was reported on A reward of $50 will be given by camj, us Oak StreeL The vehicle was identified as a security to anyone whocan give any infornu- 1990 Volkswagen Jetta. Estimated dam­ lion leading to an arrest and/or prosecutioi For more information ages were $314. for the below-listed crime. All caUs and call­ about humane alternatives ers wiU remain anonymous and no calls will to animal dissection March 3 be taped. ones*** in classrooms, Contact Bob Ratchford at 757-4074 if you 12:15 a.m. — A black Chevy pick-up was CALL TOLL-FREE have any information on this crime: recovered. DISSECTION HOTLINE lti(M)922FRO€ A student outreach project of the Animal legal Defense h'utul On March 4 at 9 a.m. a reportwa s taken March 4 when four parking meters were found miss- 9:00 a.m. — Two parking'me'ters were re-' ** from'lots four and 35. Estimated losses «•* '•» I • • •« •• • • HHIIMI felt thought [the fence] was a good idea." example, was given the survey just a few hours break-ins have occurred in that lot within the last a five-foot-high fence should be erected along Yet, almost every student we have talked to before they needed to be turned in, leaving at semester. the McCallie Avenue side of the lot. about die issue has agreed that a fence is not the least a few students no opportunity to fill one out. But we think students would be much happier Residents were asked if a fence would be an solution and that lighting would be much more No one had really been prepared for the and safer with more lighting than with a fence inconvenience to the access to McCallie and if effective. survey either. The fence was a new idea to most that further seperates them from the community. they would prefer having a fence go around the Not only would lighting be better for crime residents, and most did not think the university The fence inhibits students, not criminals. With entire lot up to Baldwin Street, a fence go halfway prevention, but also more convenient for the was seriously considering the fence for short- the rest of the campus as open as it is, there is little to Baldwin Street or no fence at all. residents and students who use the parking lot. term renovations. chance that this small area offence will make a Another of the survey's options for security is Access to McCallie will be sharply curbed with There are two problems with erecting the dent in the crime statistics. additional lighting throughout the lot. Students the erection of the fence. fence where it is. First, the students did not have There is little that can keep criminals from a checked if they would prefer additional lighting Upon returning from spring break, poles were enough time or awareness to respond; thus, the college campus, but lighting is the first and main alone, lighting and the fence or no additional being placed in order to erect the new security decision was not based on what the students step, not fences. Commentary Foresters, not Environmentalists, Cause of Economic Problems The wood chipper invasion of the southeast, the air and pumps out oxygen. It also acts as a tolls on the fragile soils as the industrial forester For the most part, state and federal foresters and the consumptive habits of our society are watershed to control flooding, recharges ground braggs about how many seedlings he plants. are pawns of the forest industry that funds their about to bring home the destruction that results water, sustains life through droughts, and serves After such violent harvests, the trees come back schools. They're indoctrinated to support the from our society's failure to connect economic as a genetic library. The health of our planet and smaller and weaker, not growing as fast as industry 'sdogmadespiteoverwhelming evidence and enviromental issues. Ecology and economics its inhabitants are directly linked to the health of assumed, leading the industry into more reliance that our species is only now beginning to leam evolved from the same Greek word Oikos, these forests, and those "dead" trees are an on monoculture (one species) which is much how a forest works and survives, and perhaps meaning house. Ecology is the study of the house important asset just falling down and going to more susceptable to pestilence and disease. The humility would be in order at this time. There is (planet), and economics is the management of waste, Chuck. immune system of our forests is being a strong environmental ethics movement growing that "house." Because of our society's disposable mindset compromised by mismanagement of our "house." within the ranks of the foresters, but it is still David Moon with the help of his hero, Chuck and our consumptive-heavy living, we have Harvest rotations are increasingly shorter, and rather weak in the southeast There is virtually no Yeager, macho mouthpiece for Louisiana Pacific spawned a monstrous forest industry that has the trees are smaller. The woodchippers can't enforcement of best management practices for Lumber Corporation, presented an attack on brought us to the brink of environmental and waitforthe trees here to mature, so the American harvests which are weak at best and inadequate to enviromentalists who, according to them, do not provide sustained yields. consider the economic issues surrounding the Vov . Land "owners" are another consideration in chipper invasion. the potential for sustainability or ruin of our From the beginning of our challenge to WAR stem*,region's forests. There's a strong tradition that uncontrolled permitting of the chippers, we have equates "ownership" of land to the right toabus e dealt with short term and long term economics that land. From the standpoint of ethics and economic sustainability we're much more like such as the liquidation of our life support system. O'•j u]w • • • In the short-term, a highly mechanized industry tenants, borrowing the land from the next will create a very few jobs for a few years at the Buooy„/#f generation, obligated to sustain it or improve iL cost of the long-term sustainability of our bio- There are many fine people who pride themselves region. on being land stewards. Then there's the kind that Chuck and David were full of the "wrong would sell their mother and their kid's future for stuff in claiming that more trees are standing a motor yacht. Add a little pressure from the now than they were before Columbus' invasion. forest industry, a few mis truths from your trusted There existed a 50% forest coverthen, and today, forest ranger and yet more land is still available we are at 33% and declining rapidly. Most of our for rape. Pacific Rim investors are also busy remaining forests have been abused by destructive buying up plantations (farms, forests, etc.), and harvesting techniques, loss of soil, chemical using American couples under false pretenses. warfare, toxic and acid rains and fog leaving the Ghandi, who never wrote for Power and forests weak and easy prey for pathogens and Motor Yacht magazine, implores us to realize predators (wood chippers included). that "the earth can provide for each man's need, The most blatant "wrong stuff' up-chucked but cannot provide for each man's greed." by Yeager and Moon was the corporate philosophy David Moon's diatribe seemed to target of trees that die just go to waste. Industrial earthworks in the E.I.S. request for intelligent, foresters have a very utilitarian view of informed decisions about regional sustainability ecosystems, and in their rush to maximize short- and carrying capacity. There are over a hundred term productivity and profits, they act like rain organizations and tens of thousands of citizens forest rapers, moving on when one piece of land and two federal agencies asking for the same is depleted. They fail to realize that the trees things. support the soil and not the other way around. We're all concerned about sustainable Dead trees are an important component in long- economies and environmental protection to term productivity. When a tree dies, it has only support those economies. We're concerned that fulfilled half of its life in the ecosystem. A "dead" there are those who would be impressed by the treebecomesahabiuitandfoodsource.promotes economic collapse. Pulp Association is proposing to convert the proposed short-term boom-bust cycles set up by nutrients and energy, becomes soil matter, fixes Industrial foresters strip-mine the forests, whole region into softwoods that can be harvested the forest industries, most recently in the Pacific nitrogen, controls erosion, and continues to washing away tens of thousands of yean on a 20-28 year rotation. After only afew harvests, Northwest. There, lands were degraded, support a highly-evolved complex matrix of inter- accumulation of topsoil and millions of years of we will be left with desert conditions which are economies left in shambles, fisheries and dependant life. "Wasted" trees are vital to the evolution for a day's wages. Clcarcutting large economic disasters unless you have lots of oil. recreational industries destroyed and flooding suppoftof a healthy forest which contains 50,-200, tracts, they destroy, biodiversity, habitat, long Jh« '.'lpV gride" fgirests. #« jrtagoe our; region ini^tnicflure damage left behhid;ip|he W^uU^ka species of life in a square foot area. A healthy JSTT P*tttt^iti,HIM<*r*ttttl forest sinks substantial amounts of C02, cleanses Chemical abuse and the baking sun take their time to a March 14, 1991/The Student Echo A7 V^HmpUS V^OmillCntS by Angela Smith Photos by Craig Combs Do you think professors should be allowed to give pluses and minuses on grade reports?

Sandy Swart KimReece Chris Jones Daymond Woods Accounting/Freshman Director of Boling Apartments Pre-Physical Therapy/Sophomore Home Economics/Junior "No, because it would benefit if you had a "No, I don't think so because a person "It really wouldn't matter. I don't "It won't help out any. It still would should earn that letter grade." plus, but not with a minus." think it would make a difference." be the same."

Shelly Carroll Jennifer Holiman Daniel Lasley Sonya Burks Elementary Education/Junior Psychology/Senior Psychology/Freshman Psychology/Junior "Yes, it makes a big difference." "No, I like it the way it is." "Yes, I guess I never thought "Yes, if it helps your grade, but about it before." no if it doesn't." Letters to the Editor accomplish my given mission. lam primarily If any ofthe history department becomes Army Officer Thanks responsible for $21.6 million of equipment interested in this conflict, I would be happy The Student Echo and the health and welfare of 53 soldiers and to provide a ground level "I was there." UTC for Supporting Editor-in-Chief Janicce Johnson their families. You have given me what it To Chancellor Obear, please do not fire Managing Editor David W. Hamilton Troops in the Gulf takes to be very successful at my job. the English department. IwrotecorrecUyat News Editor Catrenia D. Washington lam sitting in a Bradley Fighting Vehicle; one time. Communication skills tend to Asst. News Editor Rei Evatt Dear Friends at UTC: there is a raging sand storm outside. I've atrophy in this environment. Features Editor Christy Cowan Thank you for remembering the soldiers been preparing my maps and graphics for To the faculty and staff at UTC I offer Sports Editor JeffCaldwell in the Middle East. A few know, but most the past twelve hours. Your thoughtfulncss my sincere thanks and admiration. The Asst. Sports Editor Jennifer Laymon cannot imagine the warmth we feel from and prayers have been the high point to a American soldiers, sailors, airmen and Photography Editor Kim Hubbard letters of support like yours. I know that our very dismal day. Tomorrow (coincidentally) marines in Saudi Arabia and the Middle Production Manager Chad Hendrix actions are not supported by some at UTC we cross an international border into certain East hope to make you proud of your Armed Production Assistant Angela Smith Special Projects Sujeel Taj and many academics throughout the world. conflict. I have the benefit of your kind Forces. God bless you and God bless the Advertising Manager Candy Corneliussen None of us want to be here and no one prays wishes. Thank you very much for your United States of America. Distribution Manager Eric Renneisen for peace like an infantry officer. When our support — 1st LL Peter R. Moore country calls, the professional soldier Faculty Advisor BobDardenne answers that call. The terror and anguish 755-4298/755-4940 that Saddam has brought to this part of the i fl The opinions expressed in The Student Echo are world are criminal. In the five months I've those of the individual writers and do not necessarily been here, hundreds of Saudis and Kuwatis A wise man once said, I write reflect the opinions ol ihe personnel at the University of have offered thanks to the United States for Tennessee at Chattanooga. The publication is a student sending us. to know what I think." So if newspaper published weekly during the school year except during holidays and examination periods. I would prefer to be with my wife (a The Student Echo welcomes letters to the editor but UTC graduate), my four-year-old son, and you want to know what you all letters must bear the writer's name, address and my five-year-old son, whom I've only held phone number for verification. Anonymous letters twice. (He was born Aug. 2 -- an invasion will not be printed but names will be withheld at the think, you'll just have to write a editor's discretion. Letters should be brief, no more baby.) I am here to end Saddam's rule of than 250 words. We reserve the right lo edit letters as terror. I am an instrument of your national to grammatical errors and libelous statements, or to re policy. You have prepared me for the letter to the Echo. ject the letter altogether. Letters and advertising must 1 1 1 be received no later than 5p.m. Monday for publication mission at hand. The education you have • ' i . r-.'Y A. \>h -iM 'i ''/,.', ,,, :;,..'..^ ..I „> ,.tZ 3>, the foUoWing Thursday. provided rae /with, hfi^ri*^ tap able to - a ; . • 5/TJ " ' '••! .>..-.!• • • 1/, ) A8 The Student Echo/March 14, 1991 Professor Profile: Dr. Michael Whittle By Anissa Anderson currently working with a Chattanooga The Student Echo company to perfect a brace that helps paralyzed people walk. Dr. Michael William Whittle Whittle says that the mechanical aspect Professor and Cline Chair of physical therapy interests him the most of Excellence in Rehabilitation Technology He explained that the body is not unlike any machine, it can break and it can be fixed. Every little kid dreams of one day being Whittle likes to fix. a doctor or maybe even exploring space. Whittle says that he always wanted to be Dr. Michael Whittle is one of those little a doctor, yet he did not wanted to take care kids who grew up to do both, though on the of sick people. Research is more fitted for ground. Whittle, as is teaching. Presently Whittle enjoys teaching Teaching is something new to Whittle, students in the physical therapy department. yet he has strong ideas on the teaching In the past, however, Whittle was a part of method. "I want the students to get a feel for the Sky lab scientific team that included many the subject. I do not want them to learn a noted international scientists. Whittle was bunch of facts that can be regurgitated," "loaned" from the Royal Air Force in Whittle continues,'! want them to actually England to NASA as a principal investigator try to understand the underlying principals." on Biostereometric analysis of body form, Whittle says that the main thing he wants or in layman's terms, how the human body is for students to think for themselves. 'The and its muscles work in the three dimensional medical field has no righto r wrong answers, atmosphere of space. just different approaches," Whittle says. Whittle speaks fondly of his time working Despite his busy work life, Whittle still on the Skylab project Several pictures hang finds time to have fun. on the walls as personal mementos to his "One of my hobbies is orienteering," career working on Skylab. On the wall behind Whittle says. his desk my eyes are drawn to a picture of the "OrienWHAT?!"Isay. Skylab and signatures scrawled across it. "Would you like me to spell it for you?" Whittle says that the signatures are from all he says. the people he worked with at that time. He Whittle explains that orienteering is a motions to the other side of the room to a sport similar to cross country running only it British flag. adds a compass and a map. The purpose of "The British flag has been in space," the game is to reach certain checkpoints as Whittle says in his clipped English accent, fast as possible using the map and compass "for recognition of my work." for direction. There is no group that practices Whittle has certainly been hard at work orienteering in Chattanooga, so Whittle has all his life, starting with his college days. to travel to Atlanta to enjoy his favorite pass Whittle attended three universities in his time. Whittle says that he was surprised that native England and has earned several most Americans do not know what degrees. Whittle was also in the Royal Air orienteering is since it is so popular in Force and is a certified M.D. although he is England. not permitted to practice in the United States. Just what separates England from the He also has won the NASA Johnson Space United States? Are there many differences? Dr. Michael William Whittle will present a lecture based on his involvement with center award in 1974, the Royal Air Force Whittle says the greatest difference NASA's Skylab program. The lecture will be held Mar. 20 at 7 p.m. in the Raccoon Richard Fox Linton Memorial Prize in 1975, between the English and Americans has to Mountain Room of the University Center. Kim HubbardlStudent Echo and the ASMA Award for Best Paper on do with attitudes. "Whittle says that some Space Medicine. American attitudes are," old fashioned and to live in Whittle says. He explained that a Whittle looked to the United States for a job. Whittle is using some of the research he quaint." Whittle mentions the big nudity house in England would cost twice as much Chattanooga fit the bill because itencouraged did at Skylab now in helping paralyzed scandal of the musical "Hair." as a house in the United States. One would his research and was in a nice part of the people to walk. By studying how muscles Whittle says that the English would not think that English salaries would be high country. Whittle kids and says he chose react in three dimensions in outer space it even think about the issue. In fact, they due to England's high cost of living. English Chattanooga because his dicr option was helps to understand how they work on earth. would have considered all the controversy, salaries, however, are surprisingly close to Buffalo. It is difficult for a person to grasp many "ridiculous." Whittle thinks the English in U.S. salaries. All kidding aside, Whi and his family of the ideas Whittle talks about, yet he general are more open minded than most The high cost of living is not what drew seem to be happy here in Chattanooga. "I am grasps them easily and with enthusiasm. His Americans. Whittle away from his research in Oxford to very happy to be at UTC, it is living up to my enthusiasm is directed mainly towards Whittle, however, enjoys living in the Chattanooga. Funds were dwindling at expectations. I hope to have a long and helping paralyzed people to walk. He is United States. The United States is cheaper Oxford to support his research, therefore happy career at UTC." Commentary from p. A9 negotiate for their sustain ability, but the humans would probably be the only accountability by TVA, the Army Corps, pulpers of the Paper Tiger are intent on total extinction to benefit the health ofthe planet and our state governments. Call and write to the southeast. The Spotted Owl didn't control. We're on a finiteplane t with increasingly senators AlbertGoreand Jiin Sasser, Marvin cost jobs. The creations of artificial Moon also expressed disdain for finite resources, exponential, population Runyan, and Ned Mcwhcrtcr to demand a economies, mechanization, exports and endangered species citing how horrid it growth, suffering, and life support system Cumulative Environmental Impact overharvesting cost jobs. wouldbeiftheover-developmentand growth degradation. It'spasttimc toconserve, reuse, Statement including all impacts referredt o We would be fools to fall for the same junkies were slowed down by something recycle, and refuse to get caught up in the in Moon's Mush. promises and lies and not learn from their non-human. He seems to imply that we have material consumption feeding frenzy as the And by all means, attend The Environment experiences. therighttodestroy"insignificant"crcatures; basis of happiness. To deny reality because and the Economy conference at UTC on The forest industry invasion is using lo spend them like gas money for a motor of greed or malicious apathy is to feed an April 2. GUMBY techniques perfected by the yacht. The short-term economics crown, inevitable collapse of the bioshere's integrity Help the money huggers and the growth Hazardous Waste dumping industry. doesn't understand that it was because of all and a crash of human and non-human junkies find a meaningful cxistance. Perhaps GUMBY (Gotta Use Many Back Yards) is of these species, that the system has remained civilizations. one day, before it is too late, economics, the a shotgun approach: come en masse; intact to support life on this fragile planet We're making a stand for what we stand environment biodiversity, and morality will overwhelm the region, scatter theopposition, The extinction of one species can set up a on. No civilization has ever survived that have equal consideration in all our

bribe the politicans Vjlie a lot, and pick out all, cascading collapse of an ecosystem that can has liquidated its assets. Good planets are deliberations. the weak and greedy spots. The hardwood result in tremendous human suffering, as still hard to~finnV t? • limber industry has, tfied unsuccessfully to weliasnorirhuman. In fact, the absence of Please join ns 'tut *dv?hrand»ng — Dennis Halderaan B The Student Echo March 14, 1991 Echo Features Joe Bob Briggs B3 Cartoon Corner B6 Robinson Spends Time Helping Others By Mary Thompson September and is free to everyone. The Student Echo Other outreach programs include: November's "Great American Smoke-out," January's "Let's G=t Physical Carolyn Robinson is UTC's answer to Florence Days," "Healthy Heart Days," and "Fun in the Sun Days." Nightengale as well as the director of the school's student Of course it takes a lot of work to organize these health services. programs, so when Robinson is not busy with the daily care Robinson, a nurse for 27 years, has been with the of students, she is developing more outreach pi ograms. university for the past 20 years providing health care to Year round, she serves approximately 1,300 students students in the form of on campus care and outreach with on campus health care. programs. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, a Tepper Prior to her employment as UTC's director of student Physician's Group physician comes to campus to provide health services, Robinson worked for one year in Erlanger's examinations and consultations. intensive care unit and was a former health employee at UT The services are free for resident students and $ 10 per Knoxville. semester for commuter students. After Robinson's arrival at UTC in 1970, she began Another part of health services is to provide students development on the school's health services and outreach with referrals to area physicians. programs. Referrals for vocational rehabilitation tor students with In 1973, the outreach programs were implemented to handicaps are also available to meet special needs. enlighten awareness of health issues and to provide all Robinson said that a lot has changed in UTC's health types of health screening in addition to sound medical facilities in the last 21 years. advice. Robinson started off in a two room facility in a residence UTC was one of the first universities to hold "Health hall. This provided litde privacy for students. Awareness Days" fairs, Robinson said. Health services is now located in Frist HI. and is In 1975, some California universities started similar equipped to serve students with four examinati n rooms, fairs. "You thought they had created the atom bomb," an exercise room, a wellness room and a sell care unit Robinson said, "but the idea started right here." stocked with free medicine provided by national and local UTC's Health Awareness Days began with 16 health health care companies. agencies and has grown to 125 participating agencies. UTC students in need of health care can go to student More than 5,000 students attend the fair annually, making health services on the second floor of Frist Hall Robinson UTC's health fair the largest in the region. is on duty weekdays from 7 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. The fair is held every third Wednesday and Thursday in Robinson or Nightengale? Craig Combs/Student Echo Meacham Draws International Writers By Kevin Osteen undergraduate creative writing program in series are Gladys Swan, a novelist from and "Every Cloud Has Its Day." The Student Echo tbe world. That reputation is the main reason Missouri, poet .ind fiction writer Judith Ales Debeljak, the leading young such a series of literary events can take Ortiz Cofer and William Matthews. Slovene poet and author of three books of Through the month of February and place [at UTC1." Matthews is the author of "Worm poetry in his native language and one in into March, UTC is hosting the Meacham Among the writers participating in the Sonnet", "Every Dog Has a SUver Lining" English will attendthe reading, as will Writers' Workshop. Milaan Dekleva, Boris Novak and Dane The workshop will gather authors from Zajc. across the nation and as far away as Milan Dekleva is the author of seven Yugoslavia. These authors give readings books of poetry and several plays. of their own work, in addition to holding Boris Novak is Yugoslavia's leading workshop classes and personal conferences formalist poet and is a part ot the humanities for local writers. program here at UTC. These personal conferences are one on Dane Zajc is the author of six plays and one sessions where the veteran writers seven volumes of poetry. meet with the area's fledgling authors to The undergraduate creative writing review and critique their work. program here at UTC is highly respected. They try to offer insight and advice on In the past years, our undergraduates how to avoid some common writing pitfalls have published chapbooks of poems, been and offer suggestions that will lead to translated in foreign journals, attended other better stories and, hopefully, better writers. writers' conferences with the status of Why is Meacham held here in faculty members, published in major Chattanooga? American journals and have a 100 percent According to Richard Jackson, director record in winning graduate fellowships. of the Meacham project, "The dozens of "This is a record that attracts other recent writers who have visited UTC over programs to Chattanooga to see what we are the past few years have been unanimous in doing," Jackson said. praising our undergraduate creative writing As a ground rule for Meacham, "The program as the very best in the nation. In philosophy of the program is to provide an fact, our recent student trips to international rom as far away as Yougoslavia for this yeaFs Meacham Writer's atmosphere of support for and serious writers' conferences in Yugoslavia where Conference. The conference attracts people from UTC as well as many from engagement with the work of each we have conducted demonstration classes, surrounding areas. Pictured here are, clockwise from left, Boris Novak, Dane Zajc, participant from the community and the Ales DebriJMk, and Milan Dekleva. Usm Vaughan/Student Echo has established our reputation as the best See Meacham p.B4 B2 The Student Echo/March 14, 1991

Norm Peterson's stunt double - Brad What If Goeltz (That does explain how the man Percy Recreates Dead Past never gets drunk.) Special to the Echo He then went to take his PhD. from the C-A-T We then felt it was only fair to find out Johns Hopkins University in 1963, where what people believed to be the worst Professor Bertram Wyatt-Brown, he studied under C. Vann Woodward. Vann possible job. Milbauer Professor of History at the Woodward is also a member of the Meant Dog? •'•• University of Florida, will deliver an Southerns Writers' Conference. • - .i — } A gynecologist for fat women - Jim address in the Chattanooga Room of the Wyatt-Brown is the author of four Cain (Truly a disgusting thought.) University Center on March 18 at 7 p.m. books and 60 articles and review essays in Perplexing questions by God - Susan Harrison (What?) The title of the address is "Family and various journals. His best known Broderick Young The mortician for a leper colony - Myth in the Writings of Walker Percy." publication is "Southern Honor: Ethics Cecily Powell (At least there would be Wyatt-Brown's talk should appeal to and Behavior in the Old South" (1982). Paul Krieg steady work.) anyone interested in southern history and This book was a runner-up for both the Work in a puppy mill - Curtis Young literature. Pulitzer Prize in history and the National Brad Beltz (Isn't this where Charles Manson got his Author of "The Moviegoer," Book Award in that year. It is widely As the end of the semester comes into start?) "Lancelot," "Love in the Ruins" and other regarded as one of the best books ever focus our thoughts soon turn toward the Working at Orange Grove - Steven works, Walker Percy is one of the most written about the Old South. tortuous task of having to find a job. Howard (Presumably Mr. Howard feels influential southern novelists of the Wyatt-Brown has been the recipient of Theoretically this institution of higher threatened around people of similar twentieth century. numerous major grants and awards. He has learning has better prepared us to deal with intellects of his own.) Until his recent death, Percy was a held fellowships from the National the jungle ofthe work field. Being Roseanne Barr's personal body member of, the Southern Writers' Endowment for the Humanities, the John Right. washer - Sean Sherman (Hopefully Mr. Conference, which has its headquarters in Simon Guggenheim Foundation, the The most valuable thing that one Sherman does not speak from experience.) Chattanooga. Wyatt-Brown is writing Woodrow Wilson International Center and learns in school is how to avoid amassing Cleaning out the black crud that Percy's biography. the Davis Center for Historical Studies at a huge fine in parking tickets. accumulates in a male shower during a Wyatt-Brown received his B.A. degree Princeton. He is a fellow in the Society of With this in mind we decided that the semester - Annette Rhodes (This job is from the University ofthe South in 1953. American Historians. most valuable skill one can have is paradise compared to the toilet.) knowing which jobs to apply for. Our Cleaning the wax out of Mr. Spock's Mail-order Orphans May Be Alternative foremost hint is to never apply for a job ears - Michael Chote (Mr. Chote needs to where the words "puss dripping cancer realize that it is just a show and nothing By Chuck Clevenger Not alternative folk, punk or polka, sores" and "aardvark bile" appear. more.) The Student Echo and it has a lot to say, as the title would Here is what some people said when seem to suggest. asked "What would be the best job?" To us, the best job that anyone can Sometimes I think the only way to get Wasted Union features a lot of really have would be to have the privilege of a decent record these days is in the mail. In powerful guitar and percussion work. It's A porno star with the name Rex being able to select the films shown on the days of CD's and DATs and SCUD's, not afraid to get a little dirty. The beat Stallion - Jeff Hendricks (It seems as if USA's Up All Night. everything is so clean and proper and goes in and it gets the job done. Mr .Hendricks has thought about this just The worst would have to be the man great. Listening to the Orphans, you'll likely a little too much.) who had to shoot Ole Yeller. Can you Enter Storm Orphans, with a sound to hear a lot of influences, I won't hazard to Blowing bubbles for Lawrence Welk - even fathom the sorrow and depression rattle your speakers. Living in a Wasted mention them, but they are among some Hut Layne (Is this answer sexual or just that must have overcome that guy? Union is the little package we got in the of this areas hottest alternative bands. tranquil?) As you can see we received almost Echo mail the other day. I was a little However, Storm Orphans aren't afraid Cindy Crawford's personal body washer twice as many printable answers for the intrigued about listening to it. to rock while they make some social - Sean Sherman (This guy must know Mr. worst job than the best. I missed their performance at last fall's commentary. The words hit hard and the Hendricks.) Does that not say something about the alternative festival at Miller Plaza, but I music hits hard. A piggy bank because you get money, excitement the youth of today have about had heard a lot of good and bad things Like I said, we got Living in a Wasted but it could also be the worst job when the prospect for working. Kind of clears about them. Union in the mail. If you can find it, give people take the money out - Kate Friar up the mystery about people staying in The album turns out to be something I it a listen. If not, look for the Orphans at (We believe that Ms. Friar needs to be college for years on end. like a lot. Michelangelo's introduced to the world of reality.) Alternative rock. Sequoya UT CORRESPONDENCE

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^**m *M** TflrWTHTTITf March 14, 1991/The Student Echo B3 Become One with the World By Joe Bob Briggs The Student Echo Am I a Pentagon spokesman? Is that "Let's do," I say. what I'm here for? I can accept it. I'm still But I feel tension. Is the tension in It's 3:45 a.m. in Detroit, and my room Zenning. him? If the tension is in him, then I am at the Novi Hilton, the kind of place that "Obviously that was the wrong tape," not responsible. Is it in me? I am a has a cocktail lounge called Whispers, is the news announcer is saying. "Joe Bob troubled man seeking the Zen of peace. about 40 degrees. There's a small blizzard Briggs is not a Pentagon spokesman." There is a foreboding about this interview. outside. The music-radio-alarm clock has Soooooo, I am not a Pentagon Later I'm standing behind a fake wall just gone off, and it's playing Welcome to spokesman after all. I can accept that, too. while I'm introduced. He uses the word the Jungle. "This just in: Iraq's Revolutionary "hate" six times in the introduction. He's It's time. council has apparently agreed to withdraw telling the audience how much people hate I rise up out of bed slowly and from Kuwait. We have no details yet, but me. I can't find the Zen. Perhaps I am gracefully. I must be showered and alert by I repeat ~ Iraq is issuing statements this dreaming, but no, he says my name and five o'clock, so that someone can drive me morning stating its intention to leave the door opens and there is the audience through the dark frigid streets to a Kuwait . . . And now, our guest this and there is the host, and I walk down into snowbound television station. morning is a comedian, an author ..." the conversation pit and I feel the Zen But I am calm. I am content. I am I have no control over the introduction. return. unperturbed. I have no control over Saddam Hussein. "About this hate thing. Do you have "That's what I think we should do." I am on the Zen Book Tour. "Thank you, Roger," I say. to use the word 'hate'V "Thank you," I say, and I hug the man. Once a year I do this. Once a year every His name is not Roger. But, of course And I can see on his face that the Zen A classic Zen. One minute I am the author does this. It's no longer enough to I have no control over that. It could have has worked. He already feels sorry about Hate Man, lost in a Bobby Berosini write a book. Your job is not done till been Roger. I could have been a Pentagon saying it. He has a wide-eyed expression nightmare. The next minute I am released you've appeared on Akron A.M. spokesman, and he could have been Roger. like one of Bobby Berosini's orangutans. from all responsibility. It was like going But this year is different. A friend in El I am not angry. I am not confused. The He starts correcting himself. He spits out to a cocktail party where you spill your Lay recently explained to me the concept Zen is holding. six or seven words that are softer than drink all over yourself and drip food on of "Zen Driving." First principle: "Instead Now I am in Seattle. 1 am somewhere "hate." He forgets what we were supposed your tie. but when you leave God comes of fighting the traffic, you become One deep within the bowels of the University to talk about. 1 also forget what we were down from heaven and says, "I have with the traffic." of Washington ("Home of the Huskies"), supposed to talk about. He doesn't know decided I like you. I will now do a And so I have submitted. I am One and a guy at the public radio station is what questions he's asking me, and 1 don't memory wipe on everyone at that party. with the Book Tour. Detroit has no power asking me why I'm cruel to the weak and know what answers I'm giving. The The party never existed." over me. Snow has no meaning. I'm powerless. Why do I make those awful producer is scampering around among the Before going, I leave a message for the Zenning. I can't control the book-tour jokes? Why do I make fun of serious cameras, flailing his arms, trying to give host: "You are not responsible." cosmos, but, more importantly, the book- topics? us cues. He is not responsible. 1 am not tour cosmos can't control me. "I make fun of everything." This is chaos. We should be responsible. We are both One with the At 6:33 a.m., I'm sitting in the studio It is short. It is complete. It is a Zen committing suicide now. But I am talk-show cosmos. next to a potted plant, waiting to go on. A answer. Zenning intensely. I am refusing to get I am in San Francisco now, later the news announcer is talking about He waits for more. I refuse to involved. same night, watching the show I was on "Pentagon spokesman," and suddenly I see elaborate. It would spoil everything. At Ten minutes later I'm standing in the but not on. My name could be seen on a by the monitor that I'm on TV. As the that moment I think of the interviewer as hall with the producer of the show. He's fake marquee next to the fake wall, faint announcer continues to talk about the Iraq an ignoramus. I think of how I'm not telling me how sorry he is, that he has to evidence that, in another dimension and war, I stare down into the camera, wearing responsible for that thought. I relish this get the show onto the satellite another time, I was there. I close my eyes a camouflage hunter's outfit and giant Zen moment. immediately, that "I think the best thing and concentrate until all my muscles are leaves on my hat. I did this routine - Now I am in El Lay, and the Zen is is to kill that segment and reschedule you relaxed. When I open my eyes, my name what? — six months ago on cable TV, but not holding. I am backstage at a late night later." is gone. somehow, in the Zen Order of Things, it talk show and the host has just introduced I say, "You can kill a segment? You The Zen Book Tour has come full has chosen this particular time to return to himself. "Let's have some fun tonight," he can just take it out and not use it?" circle and now begins anew. my life. says.

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By David Hamilton audience waited for his initial appearance, war with Iraq and rock groups. Leno spent quite a bit of time poking Echo Managing Editor Leno suddenly began talking over the His technique involves taking the fun at his parents and about their intercom saying that since no one was ironic twists and curves that life seems to unchangeable, immoveable habits, such as Although sitting through Jay Leno's going to introduce him, he would do it be filled with and using them as the basis the time he bought them a brand new two hour performance March 1 was as himself. So, with that he exclaimed, for amusing consideration. For example, color TV; they set it on their old TV and enjoyable as listening to his comical "here's me!" he joked about a recent trial in which a continued to watch their old TV. monologues on the Tonight Show, his Leno's appearance here in Chattanooga rock group, whose music is about sex and In another incident with his family, performance at the newly renovated was especially enjoyable because of the violence, was accused of using hidden Leno described his strange discovery that Memorial Auditorium was excellent To audience participation he used as part of messages. If a song was about sex and whenever he would set the clock on his the faithful watcher of Johnny Carson, his act, seeming to ad-lib much of the violence, why does it need hidden parents' VCR, inevitably he would find some of the material he used would have jokes when asking individuals their messages, he wondered. the clock blinking 12 noon within 24 been recognized as recycled, but still, Leno occupations. Much of Leno's humor seemed to come hours again. Later he found out that his mixed the old well with the new to create His routine was timely and touched on from his own back pocket as many of the father was unplugging it at night in order a very fresh routine. subjects that appealed to just about laughs were a result of the funny to save electricity. After an awkward silence as the everyone, such as family problems, the situations he has gotten into. Meacham/romp, BI university, no matter how accomplished or novice that participant might be." Generally, after the reading or workshops, everyone meets at somebody's house or at the Pickle Barrel. According to Ken Smith, "This gives the professional writers a chance to let down their guard and meet people on an informal and more friendly level." Marvin Bell will give a reading at 8 p.m. on March 17. He will conduct a workshop on March 18 at 5:30 p.m. On Wednesday, March 20, Gerald Stern will lead a workshop at 5:30 p.m. He will give a reading on March 21, at 8 p.m. the readings are held in the Flag Room of the Guerry Center. Information on the workshops will be posted there as well. For more information call 755-4629. Dr. Richard Jackson Linda Hull Lisa Vaughani'Student Echo 1 NOW BUYING COMPACT DISCS j' jit r j] J* .P J r na

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* \ i •'<•" ,A I .1 f.r^r • I i .li C The Student Echo MatMocs C2 March 14,1991 Echo Sports Classifieds C3 Bucs Eliminate Mocs in Tourney McCarthy Says By Jennifer Laymon Derrick Kirce and Eric Spivey were the failed to make National Invitational Mocs Deserved Echo Asst. Sports Editor only other Mocs in double figures. Kirce Tournament's field of 32 teams. scored 19 points in the first half and only The Moccasins have appeared in the NIT Selection The Mocs saw their hopes of an NCAA four in the second half to lead the Mocs in NTT four times in the past. The last of bid diminish as they suffered an embarrassing scoring with 23. He also pulled down 10 those appearances was a 92-73 loss to By Jennifer Laymon 33-point loss to ETSU in the semifinals of rebounds. Spivey added IS points to the Cleveland State. The last UTC victory in Echo Asst. Sports Editor the Southern Conference Tournament 104- Moccasin total. the tournament was a second round win 71. • Despite a 19-10 overall record, UTC Lamar University in 198S. After a disappointing 33-point loss to Despite being down by only three with ETSU in the semi-finals ofthe Southern 7:32 left in the first half, the Mocs were Conference Tournament, the Mocs unable to contain the powerful Buccaneer suffered yet another blow as they were offense and found themselves trailing by 14 overlooked by the NIT selection at the half. committee on Sunday night ETSU relied once again on Keith "Mister" "We were disappointed because we Jennings to provide them with offense. felt like we deserved at least an NIT bid," Jennings led the Bucs in scoring with 21 Moccasin head coach Mack McCarthy points, while grabbing 10 rebounds and said. "There were teams at least as good dishing out nine assists. as us or better than us that also did not get Moccasin head coach Mack McCarthy bids so that makes it a little easier to was quick to praise Jennings, who is a second swallow." team All-American selection averaging 19.9 Making the blow even harder to points per game. swallow was the information that Furman, "'Mister' is probably even better this year who the Mocs defeated earlier this season than he was a year ago. He is totally in 79-74, was issued a bid by the committee control of the game," McCarthy said. and will travel to West Virginia on Friday The Bucs were without the services of night their second leading scorer, Calvin Talford, "I'm glad the Southern Conference at who was injured in the Bucs' fust round least got one team in the NIT "McCarthy game against the Citadel. Talford averages said. "Furman had a good year and they 15.6 points per game. have a fine program." "Once again, we got off to a slow start. The Mocs finished the regular season When you do that against ETSU, they'll in a three-way tie for first place in the punish you," McCarthy said. "Ourgameplan conference wimETSUanrfFur^^ to try to slow the game up and change defenses completed their season with a 19-10 some was out the window after our bad, slow record. They also defeated ETSU in the start." arena. The 17th-ranked Buccaneers The Mocs never led in the ballgame. received an invitation to compete in the UTC committed 20 turnovers and was NCAA Tournament and will face Iowa out rebounded 44-34 in the contest. today at 2 p.m. iua first round game at the Foul trouble plagued the Mocs, forcing Metrodome in Minneapolis, Minn. McCarthy into an unusual substitution pattern UTC had hoped the tournament in the game. officials would consider their tough, non- "We had a lot of foul trouble in the first conference schedule when the bids were half and couldn't keep our best players on the decided. UTC faced four SEC opponents floor most of the time," McCarthy said. this season including the University of Keith Nelson, who led the Moccasins in Alabama, Tennessee, Kentucky and scoring this season averaging 20.3 points per regular season co-champion Mississippi game, played only eight minutes in the first UTC's LeVert Threats (55) and Keith Nelson battle for a rebound against Western State, half. Nelson scored 14 points in the contest. Carolina. The Mocs ended the season at 19-10. Kim HubbardJEcho Photo Editor The Mocs did not hear official word from NTT officials until approximately 10:15 Sunday night Appy Ends Lady Mocs' 1990-91 Campaign "Next year, we're going to make sure that we don't have to worry about an NIT By Lew GilUland recorded eight steals, while Karin Beightol team they were two weeks ago," Parrott bid," McCarthy promised. "We plan to The Student Echo came off the bench to toss in 11. Amy said. "I really don't think we played that win the conference and get an automatic Wales led UTC in rebounding with eight, poorly. I think its just a situation where bid into the NCAA." The UTC Lady Mocs saw their season and added 11 assists. Appy played awfully, awfully well. The Mocs have had success in previous come to an end with a 89-87 loss to Copeland went over the 1,400-point The loss marks the end of a successful tournament appearances. In 1985, UTC Appalachian State in the semifinals of the mark for her career in the contest. season which saw UTC win the Southern was vtetorious in two rounds of the Southern Conference Tournament last Friday. Appalachian State went on to defeat Conference regularseaso n tide and record tournament before falling to Louisville The Lady Mountaineers were led by all- host East Tennessee State Saturday for the their first 20-win season since 1983-84. 71-456* Their last appearance came in conference performer Shannon Thomas, who tournament championship. In addition, sophomore Kim Brown 1987 when the Mocs lost to Cleveland scored 21 points and grabbed 17 rebounds. Head coach Craig Parrott said UTC ran was named first team All-Southern State in the first round. The Mocs have UTC, which finishes with a record of 20- into a team which was beginning to come Conference, while Copeland and Smith in the tournament in 1984 8, was Idd in scoring by Julie Cbjafcrid's 25 "together*. I * • • m * m • points. Nancy Smith scored 16 points and "You can'teven compare Appy with the See Mocs p.C2 ^j C2 The Student Echo/March 14, 19?i Mat Mocs Claim SouCon Tourney Championship UTC's Flint, Gustafson, Horner and Osbourne will advance to the NCAA Division I Championships to be held in Iowa City, Iowa. By Lew Gilliland with 44.5. 158. The Student Echo The win was UTC's sixth consecutive Gustafson, who pinned VMI's Individual Winners victory in the event. Raymond James in their championship 118 pounds The UTC wresding team swept the last UTC recorded four individual match, was named the tournament's Anotnio Calloway (ASU) four championship matches to win the championships, Appalachian State three, Outstanding Wrestler, while UTC head 126 pounds 1991 Southern Conference Tournament VMI two and Furman one. coach Ralph Manning was named Coach Brian Mason (VMI) The mat Mocs got wins from Bryan In addition to their four individual of the Year. Flint at 167 pounds, Bret Gustafson(177), championships, UTC got second place Flint, Gustafson, Homer and Osbourne 134 pounds Rod Horner(190) and heavyweight Warren finishes from Jason Laflin at 118, Frank will advance to the NCAA Division I Jevon Morris (ASU) Osbourne to outscore runner-up Mathews(126), Ira Miller(134), Guy Championships which will be held March Appalachian State 103.5-82.5. Harris(142) and 150-pounder Mike 14,15 and 16 in Iowa City, Iowa. 142 pounds VMI finished third in the event with 49 Newman. Also representing the conference at the Marty Faierman (Furman) points and The Citadel finished fourth UTC's Jerome Halbert placed third at NCAA's will be Appalachian State's Antonio Calloway(118), Jevon ISO pounds Morris(134), and Adrian Hines(150), Adrian Hines (ASU) VMI's Brian Mason(126) and Jeff 158 pounds Echo Top 25 Clark(158), and 142-pounder Marty Jeff Clark (VMI) Faierman of Furman. In the event, UTC placed nine out of 167 pounds Tourney Opponent its 10 wresUers into the championship Bryan Flint (UTC) 1. UNLV Montana finals. The Mocs came away with four, individual tides, three by decision in 177 pounds 2. Arkansas Georgia State addition to Gustafson's pin, six second Bret Gustafson (UTC) 3. North Carolina Northeastern place finishesan d one third place finish. 190 pounds 4. Ohio State Towson State UTC ends the year having won both Rod Horner (UTC) the Southern Conference regular season 5. Indiana Coastol Carolina and tournament championships in heavyweight 6. Arizona St. Francis (Pa.) Manning's first year as head coach. Warren Osbourne (UTC) 7. Duke Northeast Louisiana J 8. Syracuse Richmond MOCS from p. CI 9. Kentucky season complete were named to the second team. disappointed that they wouldn't be 10, Nebraska Xavier (Ohio) The end of the campaign also marks participating in that tournament 11. Kansas New Orleans the end of the basketball careers of seniors "It's been a long season and we would 12. Utah South Alabama Copeland, Smith, Beightol, Wales, and have certainly been honored to play in the 13. SetonHall Pepperdine Janet Stallings. WNIT," Parrott said. 'I think our players Parrott said those seniors, considered to are looking forward to getting back to 14. East Tennessee State Iowa be one of the top classes to play for the their academics." 15. New Mexico State Creighton Lady Mocs, will be hard to replace because Asked about the future, Parrou 16. UCLA Penn State of their performance on the basketball responded, "We don't have a crystal ball so court and in the classroom. we don't know what's going to take place, 17. Oklahoma State New Mexico "It's going to be awful hard to replace but we feel really good about our chances 18. Alabama Murray State them because of the type of people they next year." are," Parrott said. "I'm sure there's going He added that with the players returning 19. St. John's Northern Illinois to be some good senior classes in the and the new recruitsan d transfers arriving, 20. Louisiana State Connecticut future, but I really don't see another senior that the key will be chemistry. 21. Southern Mississippi North Carolina State class comparing to this one for a long, "The one thing that made this year's 22, Mississippi State Eastern Michigan long while." team really successful was the chemistry Parrou said he wasn't real surprised that you had with the all seniors and the CH DM Wrvn vnianova his team didn't get a bid to the Women's experienced people," Parrott said. "Even 24. Texas St Peter's National Invitational Tournament despite though we may have some good ball • ?5. Missouri season complete their record and regular season players next year we've got to be able to championship. develop good chemistry like we had this year." i He added that his players didn't seem PRO-TANN Tanning Salon ft Boutique Learn to SKYDIVE! 10 Visits $25 Train & Jump on the "Exciting" 1991 Collection of Swimwear Including Bathing Suits in Cool Sherbert and Same Day! Hot Neon Colors, Sorongs & Skaterskirts. Jewelry, Gifts & Leisure Wear. 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SGA is presenting a forum The 1991 Greek Show will To place an announcement entitled "AIDS Does Not Discriminate." be held Friday, March 22 at 7:30 pjn. in in Bulletin Board, please The forum will be Tuesday, March 19 at Maclellan Gym. Be there to experience it submit your bulletin to the 7:00 p.m. in the Tennessee Room in the for yourself! Echo office by Tuesday at University Center. A panel will consist of university and community officials. 5 p.m. or call Rei at 755- The Criminal Justice Club will 4298. Notices must be Students for Life and meet March 19 at 1:45 on the second floor 50 words or less. AO Responsible Choices meets every on the Siskin Building. The club will be Thursday at 3 p.m. in the Riverbend holding a bake sale on March 20. Room. If you believe in equal rights for women and unborn children, join us. There will be an intergenerational writers workshop on Everyone is invited! Friday, March 15 at the Senior Neighbors On Tuesday, March 19th, Larry Cotton Arts and Craft Building at 10th and Newby will speak on the Trinity. It will be at Street For more info call Christy at 757- 6:30 p.m. in the Ocoee Room. Sponsored 8413 or Mary Steele Rutherford at 755- by Campus Crusade for Christ. 6102. Meetings occur every 2 weeks.

All students are invited to Pre-nursing students- The InterFraternal Council The United Methodist Student participate in intramural lac kwon do/ come to the lobby of the Guerry Center to would like to announce the continuation Center serves lunch on Wednesdays and karate. Entries due March 14 at 4 p.m. sign up for an appointment for advising of the Fraternity Escorts Service. The Thursdays from 11:30 a.m.-12:30 pm. Play starts March 14 at 6 p.m. For more for the summer and fall 1991 terms. service runs from 7 p.m.-10 p.m. Just students $1.50 and faculty/staff $2. The information contact the intramural office Don't put this off to the last minute! pick up any escort phone in any building center is located at 607 Douglas St. at 755-4213. Come by today. or come to the lobby of the university center. RA applications are now Interested in a small group The following support being accepted at the housing office. For Bible study? Marty Stone and Angie Cox groups are meeting in the Counseling & more information, call Garry Atkins at will be leading a study on the book of Career Planning Center, Room 210-A: CAPC is sponsoring a 755-4277. Daniel: Spiritual Living in a Secular Al-Anon; Narcotics Anonymous; Co- "Deja Vu Week" March 20-23. For more Gamers interested in World, Monday nights at 8:30 in dependents Anonymous; Desert Storm; information and entry forms, contact playing Star Wars: The Role Playing I ockmiller 220. Everyone is welcome. Overeaters Anonymous; and Alcoholics Student Affairs in the University Center Game or other wargames should contact For further informataion, call Marty at Anonymous. Call 755-4438 for more ASAP! i Chad at 757-8479. 757-8476 or Angie at 757-8464. information.

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Michelle, I G-man and X-Reed Lady, JH, To Sigma Chi, Happy 20th birthday. We love you. Rocks don't come much bigger. I'll be there Don't blow it! D.D. is looking Hot! The The most elite drinking force. Davey, Jeanie, Julie, Brian, Kevin, & Lyle with camera in hand! clock is ticking! Thank you, Miller Brewing Co. CFM J Silly Rabbit, To Rosebutt, What is meant to be will be. Do ya' know, do #2. Jenkins, Missed you immensely. ya' know, do ya' know? You're really #1. I love you. Nice pictures. I'll visit you and your monkey when it's all Love Daddy Love, Egghead I'll be waiting for you to come back from over. You're doing great! track. The one who won't be there. Too Moody, CAPC Committee, #34 Need your pencil sharpened? I think you're It's almost here! I think we're gonna make it Midnight caller, gorgeous. Thanks a million! (Publix) Kicks my A_ _, It was fun until 4:30. Uh-oh. STAT -L Circle K Yawn God, John, Teresa Smith, Love Kitten, Will somebody please go out with me? You are the first of the three to go. Don't let Happy birthday! We will make it one for you Yes, you have. And think, only lyr, 5 Desperately, Chad female power overcome you! to remember! months (or less) to "Slurpie Day." Way Frank Love ya, Joleen, Kristie, Becki. cool, huh. Holly, Casanova Coyote If you're not busy, could we go out this Lambda Chi Pres., Matt, Friday? I'd like to see you. Let me know! When there's no one else, there's me. Please grow the goatee back for me. I miss Happy early birthday to my Casanova 765 being tickled. Coyote! Well celebrate next weekend, OK? I love you. Love Kitten E., ? Chad, I have the legs to wrap around you, I just There's nothing wrong with my advice. See, wish you'd notice. Gensheimer, #34, after the one-hundreth try it worked for me! Another dazzled female I thought you said you would net be next!? Sweetheart there's nothing I can do to keep The "expert" from loving you. My sun rises and sets over (Nov. 17, Carson's Wedding). you... Lynda, F&SafcJ&M Sherri P., Here's to serious, serious Relationships! Always, #2 I'm going to take my country music talent on Cheers! Neck Squeezers, the road. Fame and fortune are mine. Want (the "V word) Sean Your intelligence (or lack of) eludes me. Kim, Lew, Patti (and John), to be a back-up vocalist? NOT! However, when you're right you're right and Asheville was great! I can't wait until next R.O.B.. by golly you're right! year. Repeat performance, anyone? To Tinkette, You survived a week with the Florida B's. Skippy Jenn "My heart fills with joy when I am near you." Hope you had fun. Rigoletto Love, the P.O.T.'s Debbie, P.B., Thanks for a wonderful Saturday evening and Bartered for _a_ling, and Buzzing. Fun, fun, Donna, Egghead, night and the movie on Sunday. fun! GoKeydets! Same time, same place That's five, you're catching up. I love you with all my heart , '/. .' Best friend J.L. March 14, 1991/The Student Echo C5 Parting Shots . . .

On Mar. 1 the band Aleka's Attic, featuring screen star River Pheonix, perfomred a concert benefitting the Chattanooga Food Bank. The band, which includes sibling Rain Pheonix on vocals, performed to a packed house in Miller Plaza. The performance was broadcast via satellite to England, and later that evening the hand performed extended sets at Michelangelo's. Craig Combs/ Student Echo

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