NOVEMBER 24–DECEMBER 22, 2020 DUBUQUE365.com ISSUE #375

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SUNIL MALAPATI DINING [email protected] SPECIAL THANKS STEPHENMOUSE cHrIstY moNK, GINA sIeGert, NeIL QuestIoNAbLe HoroscoPes stocKeL, KAY scHroeDer, rIcH [email protected] beLmoNt, mArGIe bLAIr, FrAN PArKs, JuLIe steFFeN, roN & JeNNIFer tIGGes, JuLIe GrIFFIN, mArK DIerKer, bAcoN, steveN scHLeuNING, tIm brecHLIN, roY WHERE’S WANDO? & Deb buoL, JeFF LeNHArt, GeN. bob 365INK MAGAZINE FeLDermAN, DAve HAAs, LIsA oLsoN, mIKe We’ve HIDDeN WANDo 432 bLuFF st, DubuQue, IA 52001 • DubuQue365.com • 563-588-4365 • [email protected] DAmAso, PAuL GILLIGAN, PAuL & sANDY someWHere IN tHIs meYer, ALL oF our 365 FrIeNDs AND Issue oF 365INK. cAN ALL coNteNts © 2006–2020, commuNItY INcorPorAteD. ALL rIGHts reserveD. ADvertIsers... AND You For reADING. You FIND HIm? ALL bAcoN serveD semI-crIsPY. slate of theater tickets. Like, no theater tickets… at all. Ugh. This was going to be rough. I thought if we expanded the auction to include some quality pre-owned items donated The holidays are here, and we definitely have by Dubuquers we just might clear $10,000 this things to celebrate since the last issue of 365ink. : ) year. Well, a lot of emails and phone calls later… You know, like Thanksgiving (albeit alone) and generosity far beyond what I thought we and soon… Christmas (hopefully not alone). would see in 2020, something crazy happened. What did you think I was referring to? We did AWESOME with the auction. We didn’t If you read regularly, you know that I’m the just beat my $10,000 goal; we beat last year’s jolly fat man who brings toys to thousands of $21,000 haul by a couple hundreds bucks. And kids every Christmas across the Tri-States, and here’s how great Dubuquers are: when people paid since it’s already Thanksgiving, I am officially for their items, we got a LOT of people rounding up to my eyeballs in holiday… um… cheer. up to the nearest $10, $50, or $100 level. So we Of all the things I thought would be a problem will exceed $22,000 when all is said and done. with getting toys to 5,000 kids, I never thought The ugly side of the auction is, now that we actually giving the toys away would be the are in the full swing of toy season, I’m also trying issue, but here we are in 2020! Joy! Two of my to fulfill these auction packages. In one day, I sent biggest distribution partners had to cancel their toys out to two agencies, picked up five pallets distributions this year because of the threat of of toys from Tomy Toys in Dyersville, IA using COVID-19 exposure. So a month out, we were the awesome Runde Auto Group Community wondering how we connect those 600–800 Support box truck, I delivered an auction air kids to the toys we were planning to give them. hockey table, and picked up a donated used The answer was to gather the minds of snow blower (that got sold for $500) to give to Dubuquers who have a vested interest in solv- the winner later. I make multitasking look like a ing this problem and do just that. Enter my walk in the park. Note: I also managed to knock first real Zoom meeting of 2020. Okay, I called out this issue of 365ink in the same week. into a couple, but this is the first one I actu- Of course, knocking out this issue and con- ally proactively organized. And by organized, I necting so many auction winners with their loot mean I was hoping it would work when I tried could not have happened without Kristina keep- to invite people 15 minutes before the meeting. ing the ship afloat at 365ink while I play with toys. Thankfully, Danielle from the United Way offered Someone should really buy her something nice. to setup the meeting invite in advance so I once So in the next few days we will attempt again dodged having to learn how to do that. to safely Black Friday shop at a couple select Within 45 minutes, we had a plan. A huge Dubuque retailers and sort those toys with thank you to Beth McGorry and St. Mark Youth only 10 masked people, spaced out in the toy Enrichment, Randy Rennison at Veterans warehouse. That’s instead of an army of 50 Affairs, Jacqueline Hunter at the Multicul- doing the job in two hours. On Dec. 5, we will tural Family Center, Danielle Peterson from be outside at Theisen’s Home • Farm • Auto United Way, and Beverly Maas from HACAP stuffing the truck with toys. We’ve been doing for helping save Christmas for so many kids. that for 12 years, and who knew that the safe Despite being Santa in the Dubuque area social-distancing nature of the event would one for 12 years, I’ve never actually helped organize day make sense, since we have frozen our butts an actual distribution event unless you count off many, many times for this cause. And I think the kids party at Five Flags. But that was just a there will still be a Teddy Bear Toss for Toys For big party where everyone got the same thing… Tots at a Saints game, but it might come later and lot of cookies. THIS IS HARD. It’s not just in the season, and then we’ll have all the plush giving out toys; it’s a crazy scheduling nightmare toys we’ll need for 2021 already in the bag. Like where you help hundreds of families without all 200 bags. Glad lawn and leaf bags to be exact. of them coming in at the same time. After all, So, I KNOW you were wondering how you can we can’t have more than, what is it, 15 people in help out. Hey, glad you asked. This is easy. When a room at a time? Whoaboy. This is going to be you are out buying toys for other kids this year, interesting. But we got it. Already, every person buy one more for our kids and put it in a Toys For or company I asked to chip in to make it work Tots box. There are boxes all over town, but if you has said yes without hesitation. THAT IS WHAT can’t find one, we suggest Theisen’s, Steve’s Ace, IT MEANS TO LIVE IN DUBUQUE! THANK YOU! Hartig Drug, or Dollar General. And if you ain’t So, now that smart people are helping leaving the house until there is a COVID vaccine, me with that, I can go back to just fundrais- you can go online to ToysForTots.org, take a few ing, buying, collecting, sorting, packing, seconds for FIND THE DUBUQUE PAGE on the and delivering 15,000 toys in the next three site, and make a tax-deductible cash donation weeks. Piece of cake! Hold my beer! to our program. We would really appreciate it. Just last week I hosted my annual Facebook And, because a few people have asked, Silent Auction for Toys For Tots. Over the years, I’m happy to say that this is the first holiday we have grown from $7,000 to $15,000, to an season in two years that I don’t have cancer. amazing $21,000 last year. We made a LOT So when I spend January in bed, it’s because of money auctioning off concert and theater I earned it, not because I’m recovering from tickets packaged with great local dinners thanks having organs removed! That’s enough to be to a lot of crazy generous partners who run thankful for right there. But I’ll still take a pecan those venues. Then coronavirus happened. pie or a cheesecake if anyone’s offering. And they took a hit. A devastating hit. So this Happy Holidays to you and yours year’s auction was not going to have a huge from all of us at 365ink. n

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Events TURKEY NIGHT COMEDY FEATURING NATHAN TIMMEL, DOUG T, AND ANNAROSE WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25 @ 8 PM FIVE FLAGS THEATER (405 MAIN ST) The Five Flags Center will be add- was the supporting act for a nation- ing laughs to the Thanksgiving menu wide theater tour with the stars of the this year with Turkey Night Comedy Impractical Jokers television show. in the historic Five Flags Theater Dubuque native AnnaRose was on Wednesday, Nov. 25, the night the first and only female hypnotist to before Thanksgiving, at 8 p.m. headline a show on the Las Vegas strip Nathan Timmel is a stand-up com- when she booked a residency at the edy veteran, masterful storyteller, and Paris Hotel and Casino. Her show mixes headliner with more than a decade of hypnosis, mentalism, and comedy for a experience behind the mic. Nathan finds truly unique entertainment experience. the absurdity in everything from making She will serve as the show’s host/MC babies to overcrowded prisons, creating Tickets are $15, and the spaced-out comedy that’s intelligent, fun, and engag- seating is general admission. Purchase ing (with a sprinkling of raucousness). tickets at Ticketmaster.com. For Doug’s comedy incorporates impres- more information, call 563-589-4254 sions, parenting, and marriage. He or visit FiveFlagsCenter.com. n

CHRISTMAS TREASURES NOVEMBER 27 AND 28 @ 7:30 PM NOVEMBER 29 @ 2 PM GRAND OPERA HOUSE (135 W 8TH ST) Kick off the Christmas season right with the Grand Opera House and three of your favorite Christmas stories. Christ- mas Treasures takes the stage on Nov. 27 and 28 at 7:30 p.m. and Nov. 29 at 2 p.m. Christmas Treasures takes you into The Grand Opera House is offering the fictional radio station KGOH, the limited socially distanced seating. Masks Grand’s very own 1940s temporary are required at all times. All three perfor- radio station. A small cast of talented mances can also be streamed live for 24 actors, Foley artists, and a piano hours from the performance start time. player bring Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tickets for the theater performance Reindeer, A Child’s Christmas In Wales, are $23 for adults and $15 for children and A Christmas Carol to life. You can under 18. Streaming tickets are $15 for enjoy the performance from one of our individuals or $25 for groups. Tickets limited seating options in the theater can be purchased in person at the box or like it would have been enjoyed in office, by calling563-588-1305 , or the 1940s—from the comfort of home. at TheGrandOperaHouse.com. n

DUBUQUE FIGHTING SAINTS HOCKEY VS UTDP U17: SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28 @ 7:05 PM VS CHICAGO: FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4 @ 7:05 PM VS WATERLOO: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5 @ 7:05 PM VS MUSKEGON: FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11 @ 7:05 PM VS MUSKEGON: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12 @ 7:05 PM MYSTIQUE COMMUNITY ICE CENTER (1800 ADMIRAL SHEEHY DR) The Saints take on the UTDP U17 on Nov. children in need. Then, the Muskegon 28 followed by a bout with Chicago Steel Lumberjacks prep for back-to-back on Dec. 4. The Waterloo Black Hawks games on Dec. 11 and 12 before the head to Our House on Dec. 5 for the Saints hit the road for a couple of weeks. 11th Annual Teddy Bear Toss to benefit Read the full article on page 16. For tick- Toys for Tots. Bring a teddy bear or ets, the full schedule, and more informa- stuffed animal to throw on the rink for tion, visit DubuqueFightingSaints.com. n

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Events COVID-19 NOTICE: CONTACT THE EVENT HOST OR VENUE TO MAKE SURE THE EVENT IS STILL SCHEDULED, AND WEAR A MASK! STUFF THE TRUCK FOR TOYS FOR TOTS SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5 @ 8 AM–5 PM THEISEN’S HOME • FARM • AUTO DUBUQUE (2900 DODGE ST) The 11th Annual Theisen’s Stuff the Truck event to benefit annually as one of the top performing local cam- Marine Corps Toys For Tots returns Saturday, Dec. 5 from paigns in America among more than 800 sites. And 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. to Theisen’s in Dubuque. Radio Dubuque Theisen’s is the single largest local supporter of the will supercast live at the Dubuque Theisen’s while shop- Marine Corps Reserve Toys For Tots Program. pers take advantage of the annual toy sale. Bag your own Keep an eye out in your favorite local retailers great deals or donate a new toy to Toys For Tots. You can for official Toys For Tots donation bins. Locally, Toys also bring in a new toy or cash and donate it at the event. For Tots serves children and families through part- Santa will pop-in during the day to greet kids from nerships with the many agencies that serve those a safe distance and distribute candy canes. There will families year round, even amid the difficulties pre- be no photo-ops with Santa this year. Marine Corps sented by COVID-19 and the associated protocols. League veterans are scheduled to join the fun as well. The largest single-day fundraiser for the Dubuque Every year since 1946, the Marine Corps Reserve Toys For Tots, the event regularly brings in about PHOTO: GARTH FUERSTE Toys For Tots Programs has brought the hope and $10,000 in toys and cash for local youngsters. The joy of the holiday season to millions of children and goal is to fully support the needs of nearly 5,000 families across America, and Dubuque is once again children in Dubuque County, IA; Clayton County, For more information, visit proud to be a strong part of that effort, recognized IA; Grant County, WI; and Jo Daviess County, IL. facebook.com/DBQToysForTots. n

FOR A BLESSED CHRISTMAS SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5 @ 7 PM ONLINE Clarke University’s annual For a Blessed Christmas program is scheduled for Sat- urday, Dec. 5, at 7 p.m. This virtual pro- gram was recorded in Clarke University’s Sacred Heart Chapel throughout the fall semester. For a Blessed Christmas is a touching portrayal of the Christmas story through music and biblical narrative. This year’s program includes perfor- mances by the Clarke Wind Ensemble and Chamber Orchestra, under the direc- Southern Illinois Symphony, Larry Busch tion of Dr. Rob Stull, Assistant Professor Big Band, The Mistletones, Handphib- of Music and Director of Instrumental ians Samba, Hunter Fuerte Vintage Jazz Activities; the Clarke Collegiate Sing- Orchestra, and many other ensembles. In ers under the direction of Dr. Amanda addition, he regularly tours around Brazil Huntleigh, Assistant Professor of Music as a guitar performer and educator. In and Director of Choral Activities; and the fall of 2019 DeJesus released his a vocal solo by Dr. Joshua D. Glasner, first solo guitar album calledRetratos , Assistant Professor of Voice. Clarke Uni- which combines a variety of styles: versity ensembles are accompanied by from Bach to Bachianinha; from Choro Anthony Capparelli, Instructor of Music to Bossa Nova. In May of 2018, his and Collaborative Pianist. The featured ensemble the Blu Flame Duo, released soloist this year is Clarke University the album Just Jazz in partnership with Instructor of Guitar, Marcus DeJesus ‘14. another Clarke alumnus, Brian Eiffes. Marcus DeJesus is a guitarist origi- The work includes original compositions nally from Brazil and professor of guitar by Eiffes, jazz standards of yesteryear, at Clarke University and Loras College. and some modern originals reminis- In addition, Marcus is the music direc- cent of the styles of the crooner era. tor at Chavez Elementary School in For a Blessed Christmas musical Madison, WI. In the spring of 2016, he selections will include works by Steven finished a master’s degree in guitar Bryant, Giovanni Gabrieli, Alf Hou- performance from Southern Illinois Uni- kom, Franscico Nuñez, Astor Piazzola, versity (Carbondale, IL) and in the spring Francisco Tarrego, and Antonio Vivaldi, of 2014, a Bachelor of Arts in music as well as familiar Christmas carols. performance from Clarke University. As This program is available free a performer, DeJesus has collaborated on or after Dec. 5 at 7 p.m. at with the Dubuque Symphony Orchestra, clarke.edu/forablessedchristmas. n

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Events COVID-19 NOTICE: CONTACT THE EVENT HOST OR VENUE TO MAKE SURE THE EVENT IS STILL SCHEDULED, AND WEAR A MASK! JIM BRICKMAN COMFORT & JOY AT HOME LIVE TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8 @ 7:30 PM ONLINE Grammy-nominated songwriter and piano sensation Jim Brickman presents Comfort & Joy at Home, a unique virtual concert experience from the comfort of home on Tuesday, Dec. 8 at 7:30 p.m. Brickman will bring the live con- Alabama, bringing patrons from across cert experience up close and personal the country together virtually. by blending yuletide memories and Brickman is the best-selling solo holiday carols with his own hit songs pianist of this era, earning 22 No. 1 such as “The Gift,” “Sending You A albums and 33 Top 20 Billboard singles. Little Christmas,” “Angel Eyes,” and “If He has garnered two Grammy nomina- You Believe.” Brickman will warm the tions, gospel music’s Dove Award, two hearts of all as sweet sounds of faith SESAC Songwriter of the Year Awards, and love make spirits bright, bringing and the Canadian Country Music Award. families and friends together virtu- A portion of each ticket purchased to ally for anything but a silent night. this live event will be benefit the Univer- Heritage Center’s audience mem- sity of Dubuque Heritage Center. Three bers will enjoy the one-of-a-kind ticket packages are available and start performance with an audience from at $40. To purchase tickets and for more the Von Braun Center in Huntsville, information, visit JimBrickman.com. n

I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS FEATURING TONIC SOL-FA AND SHAUN JOHNSON & THE BIG BAND EXPERIENCE FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11 @ 7:30 PM ONLINE Shaun Johnson hosts I’ll Be Home for stands as one of the leading forces in the Christmas, a never before seen virtual world of vocal music with Emmy-winning concert special filmed as much more arrangements and multi-million selling than a livestream. Celebrate the holidays compositions. Ensemble members include with University of Dubuque Heritage lead vocalist Shaun Johnson, tenor and Center on Friday, Dec. 11 at 7:30 p.m. vocal percussionist Greg Bannwarth, For two decades, performance baritone and percussionist/vocal percus- venues throughout the Midwest have sionist Theo Brown, and bass Jared Dove. hosted Tonic Sol-fa’s sold-out holiday The Shaun Johnson Big Band Experi- shows. While the pandemic has shut- ence presents a big band sound with an tered many in-person events, this high- exhilarating edge. Complete with backup energy vocal group is not sitting still. horns, strings, percussion, and keyboard, The show features the Emmy-winning Johnson melds vocal jazz and swing with vocals of Tonic Sol-fa as well as the a contemporary attitude—to the delight manic energy of a Top 5 Billboard artist of both traditionalists and newcomers. with Shaun Johnson & the Big Band A portion of each ticket purchased Experience. The 60-minute virtual event will be benefit the Heritage Center. includes special guests; new songs Tickets for digital access are “pay what from an unreleased, upcoming album; you can” starting at a suggested $10 a live chat; and an interactive Q&A. per household. To purchase tick- Tonic Sol-fa is a ground-breaking a ets and for more information, visit cappella ensemble from Minnesota. It tonic-sol-fa.myshopify.com. n

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DUBUQUE365.COM Issue #375 November 24–December 22, 2020 365INK MAGAZINE Events 11 Events COVID-19 NOTICE: CONTACT THE EVENT HOST OR VENUE TO MAKE SURE THE EVENT IS STILL SCHEDULED, AND WEAR A MASK! TEXAS TENORS HOLIDAYS AND HITS SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12 @ 8 PM FIVE FLAGS ARENA (405 MAIN ST) Chart-topping vocal group The Texas Tenors bring a Holidays and Hits concert to the Five Flags Center on Saturday, disc were traditional holiday favorites Dec. 12 at 8 p.m. The Texas Tenors like “White Christmas,” “Mary Did You have played to sold-out crowds during Know,” and “O Holy Night,” as well as previous appearances in Dubuque. contemporary songs including “No The Texas Tenors formed in 2009 Room at the Inn” and “Believe.” The and quickly made a name for them- group has also released a holiday con- selves, advancing to the Final Four of cert video, “Deep in the Heart of Christ- that year’s season of NBC’s America’s mas,” which was recorded in Branson. Got Talent. They have since gone on To help ensure physical distancing, to be the most successful music group only a limited number of tickets will be among the acts that have appeared sold. Tickets are $29–$59 and can be on the program. They were the only purchased at Ticketmaster.com. For American group invited to return more information, call 563-589-4254 to America’s Got Talent for its “The or visit FiveFlagsCenter.com. Champions” competition last year. Note: We anticipate this show will The Texas Tenors’ holiday hits have be postponed until 2021, but tickets wowed fans in recent years as well. The will be valid for the new date. Keep an group released a holiday-specific album, eye on Five Flags Center’s social media O Night Divine, in 2013. Included on the and website for more details. n

MADDIE POPPE’S ACOUSTIC CHRISTMAS SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13 @ 7:30 PM GRAND OPERA HOUSE (135 W 8TH ST) Join Maddie Poppe for an intimate night of music at the Grand Opera House. The Clarksville, IA native and Season 16 winner of ABC’s American Idol is releasing a Christmas Album in Novem- ber and touring Iowa with a stop at the Grand Opera House on Sunday, Dec. 13 at 7:30 p.m. Maddie Poppe’s Acoustic Christmas is presented at the Grand Opera House in partnership with The Maddie’s sophomore album, Whirl- Iowa Rock ‘n Roll Music Association. wind, reached #2 on the iTunes Pop Maddie fell in love with music at charts, and her hit single “Made You a young age, learning to play guitar, Miss” earned #19 on the Hot AC Radio ukulele, and piano, and in 2016, Mad- charts. Her sentimental ballad “Not die released her self-produced debut Losing You” swept radio charts as well. album, Songs from the Basement. After Most recently, Maddie supported years of performing locally in Iowa, Ingrid Michaelson on The Dramatic she decided to audition for American Tour, an experience she calls a dream Idol stealing America’s hearts and come true. Maddie’s new album, was crowned the winner, giving the Christmas from Home, was released in audience an emotional, overjoyed, Nov. 2020 and can found on Spotify. and tear stained performance of Tickets for this event will be sold in her single, “Going Going Gone.” groups of 2, 3, or 4. Tickets are $30 and Since her Idol victory, Maddie has can be purchased in person at the box been in high demand appearing on office or by calling563-588-1305 . The multiple TV shows including Jimmy box office will be open Monday–Friday, Kimmel Live, Live! with Kelly & Ryan, noon–4 p.m. A livestream option will be and the 2018 Radio Disney Music available for this concert at a later date. Awards, and performing at the Hol- Find the Grand’s full cal- lywood Bowl in Los Angeles, Special endar of events and more at Olympics, and CMA Fest in Nashville. TheGrandOperaHouse.com. n

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SAT 12/5 have prior to the invention GIT Improv WED 12/9 THU 12/10 SAT 12/12 of electricity. Candlelight 7:30 PM @ BELL Santa Day tours are offered for up to 12 TOWER THEATER Winter Writers Chow Bella 10 AM–1 PM @ SHAKE RAG individuals and are $10 for This award-winning improv Reading Series: Book Group: ALLEY (MINERAL POINT, WI) adults and $7 for children troupe from the Quad Cities Matt Blessing Christmas Days Santa will be on the Cabinet 3-17. Members: $7.50 for will bring their unique twist 7 PM @ ONLINE 6 PM @ RIVER LIGHTS Shop porch for socially adults and $4 for children on improv to Dubuque. Matt Blessing, winner of the BOOKSTORE distanced photo ops with 3-17. Private group day tours Watch as they create a new Council for Wisconsin Writ- Chow Bella is a book Around the Farm families at 10 a.m.–noon ($10 are offered on Saturdays show right before your ers Kay W. Levin Short Non- group for foodies. Discuss Table with Inga per photo, RSVP required). and Sundays in December at eyes based on suggestions fiction Award, is the author Christmas Days: 12 Stories Witscher Take-and-make holiday 1 p.m., 2 p.m., and 3 p.m. for from you and your fellow of “‘The inventions, though and 12 Feasts for 12 Days by 2 PM @ ONLINE crafts and sweet treats will up to six individuals for $40. audience members. Masks of little importance, opened Jeanette Winterson. 1098 Carnegie-Stout Public be available for all youth who Masks are required. RSVP required and seating is all doors for me’: John Muir’s Main St. 563-556-4391. Library and James Kennedy register for photos. Masks required. 2241 Lincoln Ave. spaced for social distanc- years as an inventor” in the riverlights.com. Public Library host a holiday- and social distancing rivermuseum.com/holidays. ing. All ages. $20. 2728 Wisconsin Magazine of His- themed cooking demonstra- required. 608-987-3292. Asbury Rd. 563-588-3377. tory. shakeragalley.org/ tion with Inga Witscher. Inga shakeragalley.org. Holiday Fire in the Sky belltowertheater.net. writers-reading-series. FRI 12/11 is a Wisconsin dairy farmer 6:30 PM @ DOWNTOWN and the host of the Wisconsin GALENA, IL Virtual Polar Plunge The Healing Power Public Television series Kick off the holiday season ONLINE of Music: Making Around the Farm Table. RSVP in downtown Galena and The Polar Plunge is a signa- Connections in by Dec. 11. 563-589-4225. watch as the night sky ture fundraiser for Special Difficult Times bit.ly/AroundFarmTable. comes alive with fireworks! Olympics where individuals 7–8 PM @ ONLINE Mathias Ham Historic They will start around and organizations raise Music has the power to lift the DSO LIVE from Driftless Poets Site Holiday Tours 6:30 p.m. and go on rain or money to support Special soul and gives courage in the our Living Room: Monthly Workshop 6 & 7 PM @ MATHIAS shine. The launch location Olympics Iowa by jumping face of difficult times. Facili- Alec Bowman 2–4 PM @ MINERAL HAM HISTORIC SITE will be Grant Park, but you into frigid water. This year you tator Suzanne Holtz is the 7–7:30 PM @ ONLINE POINT, WI Dec. 5, 12, and 19. Celebrate will be able to view them can celebrate Polar Plunge music therapist at Hospice of The Dubuque Symphony Local and aspiring poets a Victorian Christmas with from nearly anywhere your own way and from Dubuque and has a passion Orchestra brings the provide support and encour- festive tours from costumed in the downtown area. the comforts of your home. for helping people tell their symphony to your home agement for poets seeking interpreters. Experience the Free. 815-776-9200. Send your photos to Special stories using music. RSVP by with free live mini concerts. honest feedback on their Ham House by candlelight facebook.com/ Olympics Iowa and enter to Dec. 8. $10. 608-748-4411. Donations are accepted. work. RSVP. 608-987-3292. just as the Ham family would GalenaDowntown. win prizes! soiowa.org. sinsinawa.org/moundcenter. DubuqueSymphony.org. shakeragalley.org.

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sAt 12/12 Writers (2016, 2019) and Home Alone Trivia PATRICK DEWANE the Muse Prize from the 7 PM @ DUBUQUE THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17 @ 7:30 PM Wisconsin Fellowship of COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS ONLINE Poets (2017; selected by Test how well you know the university of Dubuque Heritage center Mark Doty). He is a Senior Home Alone characters and welcomes back actor Patrick Dewane Lecturer at the University their hijinks. Teams up to on thursday, Dec. 17 at 7:30 p.m. of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. 8 people with cash prizes. Dewane performed his multimedia Night of the Luminaria shakeragalley.org/ Food and bar available. one-man show The Accidental Hero and Living Windows writers-reading-series. Free. 14569 Old Highway Rd. in fall 2017 at university of Dubuque 2–9 PM @ DOWNTOWN 563-588-1406. dbqfair.com. Heritage center. the performance GALENA, IL brought to life archival material Dewane From 2–5 p.m., watch store tHu 12/17 found in his late grandfather’s basement. windows come alive with moN 12/21 Dewane will return (virtually) to Heritage holiday-inspired animation center for an in-depth interview and link to a Live(stream) with Heritage Living Windows. Then from Into the Darkness: performance of some excerpts from a center episode, call 563-589-3432. 4:30–9 p.m., enter a land of Winter Solstice sequel to The Accidental Hero that tells there is no fee to stream the enchantment with more than 7–8 PM @ ONLINE a WWII story set at christmastime. program; however, Friends of Heri- 5,000 candlelit luminaries on Join Sinsinawa Mound streaming live on Facebook and tage center donations are appreci- streets, steps and sidewalks. Santa’s Catwalk to honor the longest and twitter @Heritagectr, and Youtube ated. For more information, visit From Main Street to the hills 3–8 PM @ DUBUQUE shortest day of the year. @uDbQmedia. to request a direct DBQ.edu/heritagecenter. n overlooking Grant Park, all COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS Share refl ections, poetry, of Galena will be glow- This fashion-focused shop- and song. Facilitated by Eric ing. Free. 815-776-9200. ping event features locally Anglada. RSVP by Dec. 18 at facebook.com/ owned clothing, jewelry and 4 p.m. $10. 608-748-4411. GalenaDowntown. accessory companies. It’s sinsinawa.org/moundcenter. VERLO PRESENTS HOLIDAY time to fi nish off your winter Canadian Pacifi c look or fi nd that perfect HA HA LIVE COMEDY Holiday Train at Home holiday outfi t! There will moN 12/28 FEATURING MIKE MERCURY, TIM SULLIVAN, AND TODD BAYSINGER 7 PM @ ONLINE also be a few area crafters SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19 @ 8 PM Join Serena Ryder, the Trews, and makers plus some food Winter Break FIVE FLAGS THEATER (405 MAIN ST) JoJo Mason, Logan Staats and beverages. Hosted Day Camps three great comedians come together in and Kelly Prescott for the by Jodi & KT Invite You. 9 AM–4 PM @ NATIONAL the historic and now socially-distanced beloved Holiday Train experi- facebook.com/JodiandKT. MISSISSIPPI RIVER home for 2020 comedy in Dubuque, the ence at your home. The CP MUSEUM & AQUARIUM Five Flags theater. the show takes the Holiday Train raises money Elementary youth are invited stage on saturday, Dec. 19 at 8 p.m. for food banks across North FrI 12/18 to these modifi ed day camps enjoy a night full of laughs from America. facebook.com/ that accommodate new hilarious stand-up veterans mike tickets are just $15, and the spaced- canadian.pacifi c. Illuminate the Night health and safety standards. mercury, tim sullivan, and todd out seating is general admission. Get 5–7 PM @ HERITAGE POND Camps include: Grossology, baysinger. the evening is made pos- tickets in advance at the Five Flags box Discover the wonders of the Critter Connections, The sible by the generous support of offi ce or online atFiveFlagsCenter.com WeD 12/16 winter nighttime forest on a Ultimate Hunt, and “Otter” verlo mattress Factory in Dubuque. or Ticketmaster.com. n self led hike along the This World. Masks are Mystery & Mayhem Heritage Trail that starts at required. $60 per camp. 350 Book Club: The the Heritage Pond. The trail E 3rd St. 563-557-9545 x213. Spellman Files will be lit by small candles. rivermuseum.com. 6 PM @ ONLINE The trail is fl at and stroller THE 12 DATES The fi rst book in this upbeat friendly. Pull on all your series follows Izzy Spellman winter gear, pack some hot tHu 12/31 OF CHRISTMAS and her work at her dys- cocoa or cider! DECEMBER 23 AND 25–27 @ 7:30 PM functional family’s detective GRAND OPERA HOUSE (135 W 8TH ST) agency. Izzy’s family doesn’t celebrate the holidays with the Grand understand the term “bound- opera House’s annual christmas show aries” and she’s had it up to for the grownups. The Twelve Dates of here. She decides to move Christmas by Ginna Hoben will have your on with her career, but fi rst Denny and the belly shaking like a bowl full of jelly on she takes on one last case... Peace on Earth, D.C. Drifters Dec. 23, 25, 26, and 27 at 7:30 p.m. Ages 18+. RSVP required. Good-Will to Dogs 7 PM @ OHNWARD on thanksgiving Day, mary discov- 563-589-4225 x2235. 7 PM @ ONLINE FINE ARTS CENTER ers that her fi ancé is cheating on her dubuque.lib.ia.us. Fly-By-Night Productions (MAQUOKETA, IA) when she catches him on national tv the play contains adult language presents an online Christmas Denny & the D.C. Drifters will kissing another woman at the macy’s and themes and will be presented to a Winter Writers play reading of Peace On take you back to your 1950s thanksgiving Day parade. she then socially distanced live audience. tickets Reading Series: Earth, Good Will To Dogs. This prom. He will even chose a must navigate a year’s worth of hap- are $15 and go on sale Dec. 2. they David Southward little known, family-friendly, King and Queen! Hear music less holidays and luckless romances can be purchased in person at the box 7 PM @ ONLINE Christmas story, takes place from Buddy Holly, Elvis Pres- amid the colorful characters that make offi ce or by calling563-588-1305 . David Southward is a in a small New England town ley, Patsy Cline and more. $30 up her family. this one women tour Find the Grand’s full cal- two-time winner of the in 1906 and evokes feelings Adv/$35 door. 1215 E Platt St, de force will star megan Frankovich endar of events and more at Lorine Niedecker Prize from of a Dickens’ Christmas. Maquoketa, IA. 563-652-9815. and will be directed by sue Flogel. TheGrandOperaHouse.com. n the Council for Wisconsin fl ybynightdubuque.com. OnwardFineArtsCenter.com.

14 eveNts 365INK MAGAZINE November 24–December 22, 2020 Issue #375 DUBUQUE365.COM Events COVID-19 NOTICE: CONTACT THE EVENT HOST OR VENUE TO MAKE SURE THE EVENT IS STILL SCHEDULED, AND WEAR A MASK! DUBUQUE WINTER FARMERS MARKET SATURDAYS: NOW THROUGH APRIL 24, 2021 @ 9 AM–NOON KENNEDY MALL FORMER YOUNKERS MEN’S STORE (555 JFK RD) Dubuque Winter Farmers Market will be open every Saturday (except Dec. 26) through April 24, 2021 from 9 a.m. to noon in the Kennedy Mall. Winter Market is held in the former Younkers Men’s storefront near Planet Fitness. Approxi- mately 35 regional vendors will be offering seasonal produce, eggs, meats, cheeses, honey, maple syrup, starter plants, herbs, baked goods, and more. Market Tokens are available for pur- volunteer, contact Paula Neuhaus at chase at the Winter Market Information [email protected]. Ven- Booth. Use your credit, debit, or SNAP/ dor applications are available at EBT card to purchase tokens that are WinterMarketDbq.com. Founded in used just like cash at all vendor booths 2007 by a group of dedicated volun- In an effort to reduce, reuse, and teers, Dubuque Winter Farmers Market recycle, Winter Market organizers is made possible through partnerships encourage you to bring your own reus- with the Four Mounds Foundation, able shopping bags. They also offer a Kennedy Mall, and Dubuque Main, with recycling station that will accept clean support from Premier Bank, City of egg cartons, glass canning/mason Dubuque, and Sustainable Dubuque. jars (only), and plastic grocery bags. Masks are required and will be You can become part of the energy available for free at the door if you do by participating as a vendor, shop- not have your own. For more informa- ping each week, or volunteering. To tion, visit WinterMarketDbq.com. n

ONGOING Toastmasters 2ND, 4TH, AND 5TH WEDNESDAYS @ 5:30 PM CARNEGIE-STOUT LIBRARY Overcome your fear of pub- lic speaking and develop the Ohnward Festival Toddler Time skills to give an organized, of Trees 1ST TUESDAY @ 9 AND 10:30 dynamic, and interesting NOV. 24–27 @ 10 AM–6 PM AM AND 1ST SATURDAY @ presentation. Ages 18+. Free. NOV. 28–29 @ NOON–6 PM 10:30 AM: THROUGH MAY 3 facebook.com/ OHNWARD FINE ARTS NATIONAL MISSISSIPPI ToastmastersSpeakeasyClub. CENTER (MAQUOKETA, IA) RIVER MUSEUM & AQUARIUM Join Ohnward Fine Arts Center Programs incorporate a Trivial Pursuit for their 16th Annual Festival craft and story. Includes 1ST THURSDAYS @ 8 PM of Trees. Bid on creative trees parent/caregiver. $10 non- HOPS & RYE and beautiful wreaths. Find members; $8 members. Free. 1108 Locust paintings, jewelry, pottery, rivermuseum.com/ St. 563-580-7354. and special seasonal gifts to toddler-time. hopsandryebar.com. fill your Christmas needs in the Drew Gallery. The trees Backpocket Trivia Rock Star Bingo and wreaths will be sold TUESDAYS @ 7:30 PM FRIDAYS @ 8–10 PM through write-in bids at the BACKPOCKET DUBUQUE 7 HILLS BREWING CO end of the display period. Fun- Fun N Games hosts 1085 Washington draiser for Ohnward Fine Arts weekly trivia. Prizes St. 563-587-8306. Center. 1215 E Platt St, Maquo- awarded. 333 E 10th St. 7hillsbrew.com. keta, IA. 563-652-9815. OnwardFineArtsCenter.com.

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DUBUQUE365.COM Issue #375 November 24–December 22, 2020 365INK MAGAZINE Events 15 Feature Story DUBUQUE FIGHTING SAINTS HOCKEY OUR HOUSE LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS SEASON

Much like everything else in 2020, when fans in Dubuque, masks are required at all times during walk through the doors of the Mystique Com- your time in the Mystique Ice Center. The only people munity Ice Center, things will be different. From you won’t see wearing masks are players, but they are fans wearing masks, to social distanced seating, required to wear masks at all times other than when they to hand sanitizing stations around the concourse, are on the ice. The Saints have also implemented a social the Saints have had to adapt to the times as they distanced seating layout to comply with state mandates. embark on their 11th season back in Dubuque. All seats are sectioned off into “pods” so fans are only It wasn’t easy sledding for the Saints to even sitting close to those they ordered their tickets with. get to this point. Nearly eight months ago, they On top of those changes, Dubuque has also imple- unknowingly played their last game of the 2019– mented a few other tweaks to keep things sanitary 20 season at home against the Waterloo Black in the arena. Hand sanitizing stations are laid out Hawks. Shortly after that the USHL postponed all around the concourse and other areas of the and ultimately cancelled the 2019–20 season. arena for fans to use frequently. The Saints have Since then, the behind the scenes work has also gone to a fully mobile ticketing system this sea- been in high gear to make sure things are run- son, reducing the interaction between ticket takers prove to be very successful too. Despite a slow start, the ning smoothly for the new season. As is always and fans throughout the duration of the game. Saints have the necessary pieces to make a deep run. the case, a new season presents new chal- For fans that are interested in finding out They return 10 players from last year’s team, lenges, but this year more so than normal. more about all the changes, they can visit making it the second season in a row Dubuque The goal for the Saints this season is to provide DubuqueFightingSaints.com. There are details on has returned double digit players. They also have the same entertainment value as years past, in a mobile tickets, safety practices, and more laid out across brought in experience from the NCAA level and other safe environment for the fans. Certain things can- the website so fans always know what to expect. junior leagues to even out a lineup that features not be achieved, like visits with players postgame With all these changes in place, one thing does five players who are 17 years of age or younger. and other group events, but by in large, the off- remain the same: the product on the ice. The Saints While this year will showcase many things that Saints season work was tailored to providing a familiar once again have a solid group to compete with this fans are unfamiliar with, as the USHL tries to navigate product for fans while also maximizing safety. season. Last year would have likely been a record-setting a season during the midst of a pandemic; it will also When you come to Saints games this season, there’s season for Dubuque in many areas, had they been able feature one thing that Saints fans are very accustomed a lot that’s new and different. As is the case anywhere to complete the full year. However, this season could to, a fun and entertaining hockey team on the ice. n

On Thursday, Dec. 17 at 11 a.m., enjoy lunch at Caro- line’s Restaurant while viewing a fashion show pre- 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS sented by PJ Chapin’s Boutique. Donations will be collected for Mary’s Inn Maternity Home. Reserve CELEBRATING THE SEASON AT you place for $20 by calling 563-588-5595. Dress to impress in your best holiday sweater on HOTEL JULIEN DUBUQUE Saturday, Dec. 19 to qualify for a buy one, get one din- ner offer. Call 563-588-5595 to make your reservation. Celebrate the holiday season at Hotel Julien Stroll through Gingerbread House Land on Dec. 4–10 Spend time with your family this Christmas Eve and allow Dubuque during the 12 Days of Christmas. Now in and take part in a silent auction fundraiser for the Avery Hotel Julien Dubuque to take care of the cooking. A special its eighth year, this holiday series features events Foundation. Enter your family’s gingerbread house for a Christmas Eve dinner will be available to go and includes: for all ages in a safe, socially distanced manner. chance to win a one-night stay in the Capone Suite with a roasted prime rib with signature smashed potatoes, grilled The celebration kicks off on Monday, Nov. 30 stocked refrigerator! To enter the contest, please contact asparagus, au jus, and dinner rolls. Meals are available in three for a Cyber Monday special. Purchase $200 in gift Kelley Wolter at the hotel Front Desk: 563-556-4200. sizes: Quarter (serves 4–5 people for $115), Half (serves 8–12 cards and receive a $25 gift card for yourself! Enjoy breakfast with Santa, also in a different way, on Sat- people for $225), and Full (serves 16–22 people for $400). Always a favorite event, the tree lighting ceremony will urday, Dec. 5 from 8 to 11 a.m. Instead of a sit-down breakfast Orders must be placed by Dec. 19 and picked up on Dec. 24. look a little different this year. Instead of the Tree Lighting with Santa, Hotel Julien is doing a drive-through Toys for Tots If you’re spending Christmas Eve at Hotel Julien Dubuque, Ceremony, Hotel Julien Dubuque is asking people to share fundraiser. Load the car with the children; a new, unwrapped toy you can stop by the front desk on Christmas morning to pick photos of their own Christmas trees on Facebook and Ins- for Toys For Tots; and letters to Santa, and drive through Hotel up a warm wake-up cup of hot chocolate starting at 7 a.m. tagram for a chance to win a $200 gift card. Guest Services Julien Dubuque’s back parking lot to drop off the toy and get On Christmas Day, you can pick up brunch to go Manager, Sara, came up with a great idea for the hotel to breakfast served by Santa and his elves. Each child donating featuring Chef Jason’s quiche with fresh baked pastries continue to share in the holiday spirit. They’re calling it toy will receive a grab-and-go breakfast, ornament building kit, and seasonal fruit. The half quiche serves 4–5 people the “Light Up Our Page Challenge!” Here are the details: stocking stuffers, and candy canes. Meals are $9.50 for children for $60, and the full quiche serves 8–10 people for $100. • Post a photo of your decorated tree on Facebook and $16 for adults. Call 563-588-5595 to make your reservation. Make it a proper brunch with a Bloody Mary or mimosa or Instagram and tag Hotel Julien Dubuque The blood drive on Tuesday, Dec. 8 at 11:30 a.m.–4:30 p.m. kit for two for $12. Orders must be placed by Dec. 19. • All photos will be entered into a random drawing is your chance to give back at a time when donations To close out this year’s 12 Days of Christmas, enjoy a stay- • 3 random winners will be announced decrease. You can scheduled an appointment in advance. cation at Hotel Julien Dubuque. Choose from one of three on Monday, Dec. 21 at 5 p.m. Reserve a 12-ounce bottle of Hotel Julien Dubuque’s overnight New Year’s Eve packages: All Inclusive for $699, • Each of the winners will receive a $200 gift card holiday flavor infused Cody Road Bourbon for pick up on Our Night Out for $329, or Just the Two of Us for $259. that can be used at Potosa Spa, Caroline’s Restau- Dec. 10–14. The festive infusion includes hints of orange, For more information on events taking place rant, Riverboat Lounge, or Hotel Julien Dubuque clove, honey, and vanilla. Bottles are $55 each, and supplies during Hotel Julien Dubuque’s 12 Days of Christ- are limited. Reserve your bottle by calling 563-588-7109. mas, visit HotelJulienDubuque.com. n

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DSO HOLIDAY CONCERTS STORY BY JOHN MORAN PHOTOS BY RON TIGGES—DIGITALDUBUQUE.COM

The Dubuque Symphony Orchestra (DSO) Arts program at Clarke University, and has is preparing for its first show since the also appeared as a guest actor in many pandemic began. William Intriligator, Music of Clarke’s productions. Joe has also had Director and Conductor for the Dubuque the pleasure of directing multiple summer Symphony Orchestra, is very excited about productions for the Grand Opera House it. Two shows are planned for Saturday, including Phantom of the Opera, Swee- Dec. 5, one at 2 p.m. and another at ney Todd, Les Misérables, The Producers, 7:30 p.m., and on Sunday, Dec. 6 at 2 p.m. Cabaret, Gypsy, The Pajama Game, and will The DSO Christmas spirit shines bright in return again this summer to direct Briga- these holiday concerts despite the changes doon. Joe has a B.A. in theatre perfor- that had to be initiated due to the virus. mance from Western Michigan University “We had to pare back the orchestra and an M.F.A. from the Alabama Shake- size and make sure the players on stage speare Festival/University of Alabama. are all distanced from each other,” said Other performance experiences include Intriligator. “So it will be a smaller group productions at the Alabama Shakespeare [of musicians]… and we decided to just Festival, HERE Theatre in New York City, focus only on the brass and percussion and the Heartland Festival in Platteville, WI. sections of the orchestra. We are tapping Intrilligator added that, “We will be into an old musical holiday tradition… It’s performing pieces that are very old and a pretty large brass ensemble and the Christmas themed… all the way up to percussion section is as well. In addition, more modern compositions. Some of the we will have dancers from the Heartland pieces will have more of a percussion Ballet.” They will be dancing out front, focus… a couple will involve only percus- socially distant from the band members. sion (“Little Drummer Boy” comes to Because singing spreads the virus, there mind). And we will also include a rocked will be no singers this year at the holiday out Mannheim Steam Roller style song.” concerts. “We can’t have the Dubuque “It will be a little different than our nor- Chorale involved or a guest solo singer mal holiday production. The audience will like we usually do, but we are finding a be socially distanced, wearing masks. We way to do the shows,” insists Intriligator. still have to work out how people will enter Joe Klinebriel, from Clarke Univer- in intervals so it is not crowded all at once. sity, will narrate a couple of classic We are limiting the number of audience Christmas stories during the concerts, members. [Although] the hall seats about 711 accompanied by the brass and percus- at Five Flags Theater, we will be limiting it to sion. One of the stories will be ‘Twas 195 [so] the seats can be spaced. The show the Night Before Christmas as well as a will also be shorter with no intermission.” special reading from A Christmas Story. Due to a limited number of seats Joe Klinebriel is an actor, director, and available, purchase tickets early. To avoid educator who is thrilled to be working in Ticketmaster fees, buy direct from the conjunction with the Heartland Ballet and Five Flags Box Office on the corner of the Dubuque Symphony Orchestra. As a 4th and Locust St., open 10 a.m.–1 p.m. professor of drama at Clarke University, Joe and 2–5 p.m. on Nov. 30–Dec. 4. teaches all performance courses, directs For more information, call 563-557-1677 productions for the Fine and Performing or visit DubuqueSymphony.org. n

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THE 26TH ANNUAL HILLCREST REFLECTIONS IN THE PARK OPEN DAILY, NOVEMBER 26–JANUARY 3, 2021 @ 5–10 PM LOUIS MURPHY PARK (1700 S GRANDVIEW AVE) BY BRYCE PARKS

We’ve lost more than one cover story event to COVID-19 They have real names, but they won’t let me tell the crews from the city who are themselves finish- since March, but we think we found one that’s going you. I found them out, but I’ll stick to the deal and ing up the closure and winterization of the park. to be a winner. For if ever there was an event cre- keep them to myself. They don’t want any attention or “In the offseason, we rejuvenate everything that they ated specifically to thrive amidst a pandemic, it is one credit thrown their way. They are 73 and 84 respec- own themselves,” explains Bummy. “We have a lot of rope in which you remain safely in the friendly confines of tively, a retired lineman and a John Deere retiree. The light displays and electrical cords. And everything gets your own vehicle and take in the beautiful sights of experience of that combo couldn’t be any better. gone over in the offseason. We have a varying crew size the holidays, then go on about your night without ever “Those tow guys work on it Monday through Fri- anywhere from a dozen to 25 people at a time. John Deere getting closer to another person than paying your $10 day, and they work all year round. The three of us sends in a group each year for a day as well to assist.” admission fee out the window. Sign us up! Considering are definitely on the same page. We’re not procras- The main group of volunteers is unique and notable all of the craziness and sadness that 2020 has thrown tinators. And I think that’s why it works so slick.” as well in its median age. Bummy doesn’t believe there’s our way, the 26th annual Hillcrest Reflections in the Park As seems to be the case in every group like anyone working on the physical setup of the park that is deserves to be a runaway success for the organization this, the best volunteers are never in it for the under 70 years of age. That is simply astonishing. He has and a surefire escape from your quarantine blues! recognition. They just do the work because been involved since the 2nd or 3rd year of the event’s exis- As a board member of Hillcrest Family Services, they enjoy it and do it for the outcome. tence. One of the guys involved gave him a call and said Sharon Foley started Reflections in the Park 26 years “It rolls down from those main two men, with people come on over and help. Well, clearly Bummy never left. ago, after seeing a similar light show while shopping specializing in certain jobs,” continues Darlene. “One “In the park itself, we have 22 permanent electri- near Chicago. She thought she could bring something guy is great at welding. Greg Birkett at the Dubuque cal panels spaced throughout the park to power the similar to Dubuque. That first year, they had 19 dis- Advertiser is indispensable with the marketing help and hundreds of displays and probably millions of lights. plays and grossed about $90,000 for the organization. organization. I couldn’t do it without those key people.” And even after 25 years, each setup is a living thing Man, was she ever right about that idea! Today they That adds up to around 300 volunteers, not to men- needing attention to detail to get it just right. It’s have about 90 sponsored displays. That’s not even tion the over 130 sponsors contributing to the fundraiser something the volunteers never know until they get counting the smaller side pieces. And some of those and the 40 media partners promoting the program. everything set up and wait for dark to try it out.” sponsored pieces are fairly huge. Last year Hillcrest So where do all of these lights come from, “We’re setting all this stuff up,” relates Bummy, enjoyed a net profit of $162,000 plus. Let’s see if we and where to they go after Christmas? “and then comes the moment of truth—you can’t help them set a new record in 2020. A great way “We deal with a company called Winterland out of plug it all in, and we have a walk through.” to cap off an otherwise real dumpster-fire of a year. Indiana,” says Bolsinfger. “I would say a brunt of the big While we of the untrained eye might see the We sat down with Darlene Bolsinger, Mission displays come from there. It’s probably a 70/30 split. magic and wonder of it all, a long-serving volunteer Advancement Coordinator for Hillcrest Family Services, Every year the guys here are making more of their own. like him sees the spots for improvement—filling in who, among many other responsibilities, gets the pres- If you have never been through the park, it really is a dark spots, adjusting displays for the best overall sure of continuing the success of the lights in the park celebration of Dubuque. You will find representations impact, and to balance the all-important electrical program as is starts its next 25 years. Like everyone of Dubuque landmarks, both physically in the Town load. These are the final touches the crew does on we ask about the project, all credit goes directly to the Clock and other buildings recreated in lights as well as the last days before Reflections opens to the public. many volunteers who make it all possible each year. landmark Dubuque companies celebrated in lights.” The event is done on Jan. 3, 2021, but obviously, “The volunteers have stuck around year after year. Two Somehow, Darlene convinced Bummy to let the displays need to be struck, packed up, and put original volunteers dropped out this year because, well, me ask him a few questions about the physical away. The answer to when that is, is it comes down they’re not as young as they were when this all started 26 task of making the park come to life each year. when weather permits. The day after, they drop power years ago. People continue to be in it for the long haul.” Actual setup in the park starts around the 1st of and unhook everything. But if needed, they may And with so many years of experience from the November, and they work in the park every week- not finish taking the last things down until April. volunteers, everyone already knows their role. day from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Prior to that, they work in We asked Bummy back in 2008 what “Everyone has a job and they do it,” explains a warehouse where the lights are stored for a few keeps him coming back year after year? Bolsinger. “There are two main guys at the park days and haul all of the gear over to the park to “I’m dumb … just plain dumb,” he deadpand then. that make it happen: Butch and Bummy.” pre-prep while also trying to stay out of the way of “Hopefully it looks good and we get a lot of people

18 Cover Story 365INK MAGAZINE November 24–December 22, 2020 Issue #375 DUBUQUE365.COM Cover Story through.” Twelve years later, it still precautions they can. Safety is job one, looks good. Heck, it looks amazing. so don’t feel at all worried about your As perfectly suited as this event own safety when you visit the display. seems to be for the current situation If you don’t want a program or a candy with social distancing, there are many cane because of the extra touch points, more factors at risk due to COVID- simply say you don’t want them. And, related shutdowns and hardships. as always, if you’d like one, there’s “It’s been a difficult year,” admits always treats for the dogs in the car! Darlene Bolsinger. “We’ve had hard The planned annual walk through times before, but this definitely takes the event on Wednesday, Nov. 25 was just cake. I’ve been nervous and scared, but cancelled following the recent state- as time got closer and people thought wide COVID-19 proclamations, and about it, the phone started ringing with the annual gala was cancelled some support to continue. For those who were time ago. So sadly the only way to not able to continue sponsoring because see the park in 2020 will be from your of obvious and understandable finan- vehicle. Luckily for you, that is exactly cial constraints imposed by COVID-19, the way it was setup to be enjoyed. others have stepped in and stepped up Vehicle traffic begins Thursday, Nov. 26 to ask if they could be a part of it. It’s through Sunday, Jan. 3, from 5 to 10 p.m. all understandable at any level from big every night. Santa Claus will also be there businesses to the smaller sponsors.” every Monday from 5 to 8 p.m. Admis- For Hillcrest itself, Darlene sees the sion is just $10 per vehicle at the gate or effect on their services, fundraising, $8 in advance at all DB&T baking centers and other aspects of operation as being and all Hillcrest locations with proceeds part of the ripple effect from those benefiting the programs of Hillcrest Fam- most directly affected by COVID-19. ily Services. They estimate about 10,000 “The need is always there, but the cars a year roll through the gate with 40 greater need caused by current events is to 50 thousands visitors. That is amazing. still building. But we remain here for any- And Bummy really wants you to one who needs help regardless of your sit- know, “All the volunteers as a group uation. We are here to help everyone. We should get the credit. We couldn’t do it strive to be a premier health and education without all of them doing it together.” provider for peoples’ brain health. We’re Noted. And thank you all! famously know for what we began as our adoption program, and everything has ABOUT HILLCREST really stemmed from that. But we have a FAMILY SERVICES very large variety of brain health services.” Hillcrest Family Services is a non-profit If you are a veterans Reflections viewer, organization that assists children, adults, you already know all the tips and tricks to and families in need of help. Every day, getting the most out of your visit, but for Hillcrest builds confidence in hundreds the uninitiated, here’s some stuff to con- of people and families. It is a place where sider, like “When is the best time to come?” compassion is commonplace. Where “It really depends on the night,” says their passion soars and faith restores. Bolsinger. “The closer we get to Christ- Over the last five years, they have mas, the busier we are. Certain groups helped over 175,000 people live better of volunteers run cars through faster lives by providing adoption, residential than others. If you want to come on a care, and education for troubled youth, quieter night, I would choose any Mon- brain health counseling for adults and day, Tuesday, or Wednesday. Or join the adolescents, and health and wellness for bustle and excitement of a weekend.” all in need. Since its founding in 1896, It takes 15 minutes or less to their programs have impacted mil- drive through the park. Take your lions of people in 23 different states. time and see all you want to see. Hillcrest Family Services is a results- “You have the group of people that focused organization that adds direction wait hoping to see the lights in a fresh to those who have lost their way. To those snowfall. Recent years have not seen a suffering from addictions who need to lot of those opportunities, so don’t hold get back on track, to people who want to your breath, and don’t miss out because start a family through adoption, and oth- you wanted the perfect situation. We ers who need a little tending to because promise that the park display is beauti- of an unintended pregnancy. And they are ful every night, snow or no snow.” there for individuals who have dependen- On the other hand, a blizzard can cies but want to work toward indepen- cause a closure of the display until dence. At Hillcrest, they provide many it can be unearthed. Thankfully that services but with only one focus: results. has not happened in three years. What a great resource to sup- Either way, they will be ready for port with your safe family outing this you. PPE is available for all of the holiday season! For more information, volunteers, and they’re taking all of the visit ReflectionsInThePark.com. n

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HOLIDAY PET ADOPTIONS IN THE AGE OF COVID-19 BY ANGIE HERTING WITH BRYCE PARKS

365ink had a cover story this time last critter, you should analyze your rea- year about pet adoptions, but with sons and situation before deciding. the recent surge in adoption due to Here are several important things to COVID-19 related boredom, seclusion consider before adopting a pet: and loneliness, we thought it was a very good time to revisit the pros and cons WHY DO YOU WANT A PET? of pet adoption in the age of COVID. Think about why you’d like to get a new It is exciting to add a new pet to your pet this holiday season. Your motives may family anytime during the year and espe- be able to predict how well the arrange- cially so during the holiday season. And ment will turn out. If you want a dog or in the crazy reality that is 2020, COVID cat because they are cute or because has affected everything, and we don’t you are temporarily bored due to being just mean getting infected. We mean stuck at home because of COVID-19 getting secluded in your home while you quarantines or fears, you should probably safely ride it out. Nothing cures loneli- wait. Will you still have real time for them ness like companionship, and there’s no if and when life gets back to normal? better companion than a pet. However, Also, adding a pet to your family is very careful consideration should be taken different than “getting a pet for the kids.” before you head to the local animal While children can certainly participate in shelter to adopt a new pet. COVID-19 training and help with the care of a pet, will eventually pass. And when it does, at the end of the day, you are the adult, will you still be the companion that your and a new pet is your responsibility. pet needs after you no longer need the companionship they offered you? HOW ARE YOUR FINANCES? The heartbreaking truth is that many Pets aren’t free or even cheap—they pets are returned to animal shelters or need food, visits to the vet, medicine re-homed after the holiday cheer fades (sometimes), training, and other items (a away and the reality of the responsibility bed, litter box, treats, and toys). While of pet ownership sets in. And that was cats may cost a little less than dogs, true even before COVID-19 and the glut of either can cost anywhere from a couple abandoned pets that is sadly sure to take hundred dollars annually to several place when it’s safe to be in public again. thousand. In addition, being prepared If you’re starting to feel drawn to for unexpected medical expenses or the idea of adopting a dog, cat, or carrying pet insurance is a good idea.

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With all that in mind, plan a budget READY FOR THE that includes pet costs, especially in ROUGH STUFF? this economic climate where employ- Cats claw at furniture sometimes, and ment is not always certain as businesses dogs might have an accident—it’s just continue to face shutdowns and layoffs. part of owning a new furry friend. If you can balance your income with Before you bring your animal home, you pet expenses and your own spending, should be ready to handle these issues. you can probably afford it. However, if Fortunately, you don’t have to educate you’d be scrounging and scraping for your pet on your own. Seek a training cash, you should save first. You don’t program. These guided experiences want to deprive your new best friend of teach you, your family, and your animal. the necessities and some treats, too! Look into potential allergies. It is astonishing how many people are WHAT’S YOUR LIVING heartbroken when they have to return SITUATION LIKE? pets because they were unaware of their Does your landlord allow dogs and/ allergies. Be prepared beforehand and or cats in the building? The answer interact with friends’ and family’s cats or is a critical component of whether or dogs to see if there could be an allergy not you can adopt an animal. If you go issue. Perhaps pet-sitting for friends or behind the landlord’s back to bring a walking your neighbor’s dog would be pet into the apartment, you could stir a good test of your potential allergies. up some trouble for yourself—from losing your security deposit to evic- BABY STEPS tion. You’re best off waiting until you Consider a “foster to adopt” process. move into a pet-friendly apartment to Some rescue organizations allow you adopt your puppy or kitty. However, a to essentially take a cat, kitten, puppy, smaller critter may still be an option. or dog for a test drive before com- mitting to a full adoption. Fostering WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTYLE? allows you to take the time an animal Dogs and cats like to spend time with needs to adjust to a new situation their people. When their owner isn’t without committing to the adoption. around, they can become lonely. You An animal that is stressed and also need to feed your pets and give fearful at an adoption event or shel- them exercise. This all takes time. If ter often turns out to be playful and you’re rarely home, it may not be a affectionate in the right home. good time to adopt a pet. And again, Robin MacFarlane and the team are you only home now because the at That’s My Dog caution you from Coronavirus has forced you home? What getting caught up in the thought happens when the world opens back up? that a “rescue dog” has something in Dogs require more time and atten- their past that can’t be left behind. tion than cats and need to be exercised “When you adopt a dog, move forward and played with daily. However, you as if it is day one and give that dog the can work full time and have a furry life that he/she deserves,” states Robin. friend—hiring a dog walker, pet sitter, “Dogs will thrive in an environment that or doggie daycare is always an option. provides them with appropriate exercise, If you do not have enough time for structure, and the necessary guidance to either a dog or a cat, you may want to show them what you want them to do.” consider a smaller animal. According Even after you have done your due to Bri Eickhoff, the Operations Direc- diligence and followed the prescribed tor at the Dubuque Regional Humane method above, things still might not go Society(DRHS), “While smaller animals exactly as planned. However, Robin sug- (hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs, and gests that “if you find that you are not even fish) require less time, they still getting the results you want, then please have needs as far as clean housing, seek professional help sooner rather space for exercise, engagement, and than later.” Most behavioral issues can be proper nutrition.” All animals require addressed, but minor behavioral issues your time and attention, and this is an can quickly escalate into major issues if important consideration to make prior to not properly dealt with in a timely fashion. adding a pet to your family. How active Please take ownership of and responsibil- are you and your family? If you are ity for your decision to adopt a new pet. planning to adopt a dog, you will want Robin suggests that prospective new pet to get one that suits your activity level. owners “evaluate their lifestyles, define Also, think about how your lifestyle their vision of what they want from a pet, might change in the future outside do some research, and then select a pet of the COVID stay-at-home situation. that matches your vision and lifestyle.” Keep in mind that when you adopt a We promise, it’s going to change you dog or cat pet, you are making a 10 life. Just make sure it’s going to change to 20 year commitment or more. your life (and theirs) for the better. n

DUBUQUE365.COM Issue #375 November 24–December 22, 2020 365INK MAGAZINE Feature Story 21 Feature Story BORN IN DUBUQUE, SKULLDUGGERY BRINGS VINTAGE CLASS TO MEN’S GROOMING BY BRYCE PARKS

A few years back I attended some amazing parties in smell-good junk in it that a little garage behind a house on Alpine Street. You’d ultimately didn’t do the expect a keg and a smell of oil leaking. But no, this job. Skullduggery prod- was a space with a vibe and a purpose. This was a little ucts are all natural, veg- room filled with people dressed up in vests and ties and etable protein-based, and cocktail dresses drinking good liquor while a little live have no harsh chemicals. I wouldn’t promote some- “Good day, sir. Do you hanker for the bargain smell- music was being performed on the little stage at the thing I didn’t meticulously analyze and put through good body products at Walmart, or would you desire side. There was a bar, couches, mood lighting, and most a strict vetting process. Skullduggery is great for to up the ante and support good old-fashioned class importantly, fun interesting people having a fun interest- all skin types, hair, beards, and mustaches. It adds and style? I’ll make it easy for you to try my high-end, ing time. No, it wasn’t a fever dream I had. I was really the finishing touch to a sharp-dressed man.” all-natural grooming products and create a unique there, more than once. Still, maybe it was part dream. For Adam, it’s not just about creat- customer experience tailored just for you. My products “Yes, back in 2014, some friends and I converted my ing locally, it’s also about sourcing locally. pair well with a glass of fine whiskey and a night on the garage into a makeshift speakeasy where we sampled “Over 70 percent of my products are made in town. (Or, in pandemic times, a night in the house.)” fine whiskeys and dressed in our finest suits,” explains my hometown, Dubuque, IA. I also partner with a And you’d tell a lady?… Adam Zalaznik. “We called it ‘The Alpine Gentleman’s family-owned company out of Ontario, Canada, that “Good day, milady. Do you fancy your man groomed Club.’ It was meant to be a joke. We were playing dress specializes in all-natural ingredients and products. I and smelling good? Like, clean and chemical-free smell up, but it became more than that. Dressed to the nines, research and sample different scents to find the right good, not gasping-for-air-cheap-(cough)-aftershave we treated each other differently. The environment combination I feel will leave my customers satisfied. smell good? I offer high-end, all-natural grooming prod- became more respectful and proper. We began to host Skullduggery products contain no chemicals, para- ucts inspired by old-fashioned style, class, and chivalry. parties, charity events, and local music performances bens, sulfates, diesel fuel, impurities, or insecurities.” If they are not 100 percent satisfied with my product, I in the speakeasy/garage. It became a place where You can browse the array of products, any will buy it back. Oh, and did I mention I also sell coffee?” fine-dressed gentlemen and gentlewomen would get of which would make great Christmas gifts for Even with a huge selection of products already, together and have cocktails, listen to live music, and have the gentleman in your life (or to treat your- Zalaznik sees a lot of room for growth with the brand. mature conversation. I loved the style and sophistication self) online at TheWeekendGentleman.com. “Moving forward, I want to expand my product of it all. There was something to be said about adults “The Weekend Gentleman was born from my past line and brand out across the United States. I do have getting spiffed up and seeing my friends in a different experiences, personality, and design styles and is the some t-shirts and gear for purchase and am work- light with their new-found confidence. If you want to be home site for all things Skullduggery. The name and ing on adding more unique gifts and accessories. I something, you have to look the part. Being a designer look of Skullduggery Grooming Co. was based on a envision my products in higher-end barbershops and by day, I wanted to somehow incorporate that experi- play on words mixed with my fascination with vin- salons. If things go well, I’d love to start my own classic ence and vibe into a brand I could say I created from tage advertising. My brand is dedicated to men and barbershop here in Dubuque. Professional barbers, scratch. I rolled with an idea and a lot of sweat equity.” women who still believe in style, class, and chivalry. unique atmosphere, and quality service you can’t easily What came out of that life experience is Adam’s own I tell people chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just evolved.” find elsewhere. I want to have my Weekend Gentle- Dubuque-based men’s organic hair, beard, and skincare Listen to some of the great stuff you’ll find in the man website eventually serve as a hub for men to read grooming products called Skullduggery. It’s a very exten- Skullduggery line. You’d expect deodorant, soaps, and fashion tips and daily blogs and to serve as a network sive line of personal care products that put some attitude shave cream and there’s that. But think more along the or community of like-minded individuals who want into just about every aspect of looking and living better. likes of shaving butter, beard and skin spray oils, dead to be a part of something bigger than themselves.” If you’re confident, classy, and stylish, you probably sea bath salts, lip balm, clay pomade, body bars, and “I’d like to thank the businesses that have given give a damn about grooming yourself. And if you give cologne. But even that last one isn’t a spritzer bottle of me the opportunity to introduce my products to the a damn about grooming yourself, you’ll probably feel smelly stuff. It’s a very cool tin of solid run-on colognes. people of Dubuque. I welcome anyone to reach out to more confident, classy, and stylish. That’s the vibe of Add to that mustache wax, beard balm, and special- me with feedback, ideas, or future business opportuni- the gentleman’s club that Adam was aiming for. And ized face and beard soap. And, oh yeah, he’s a gentle- ties. Email me at [email protected]. that is the vibe that he wants the men who use his man so you know he’s got good coffee. “Good Morning Thank you for supporting local!” products to infuse into their own lives and the attitude Numbskull” Medium-Dark Roast Coffee to be precise. Currently, you can find Skullduggery products in and confidence with which they approach each day. And round out the look with a variety of Skullduggery- Dubuque at Suppz Nutrition, Central Avenue Mer- But it’s also about much more than just good branded products from shirts and hats to mugs, bottles, cantile, 7 Hills Brewing Co., Capri College, Zazou’s marketing and a slick container. If you are going and an essential oil soy candle. It’s a whole lifestyle, so Bridal Boutique, and at occasional Dubuque Win- to feel better about yourself, you need prod- embrace it all! Maybe kick things off with the Essen- ter Farmers Markets. Products can also be pur- ucts that actually make you a better you, through tials Grooming Kit to get a feel for it, just $59.99. chased online and shipped directly to you from quality ingredients, not just a great slogan. I asked Adam what he would tell a guy if he had TheWeekendGentleman.com. If you’re looking for a “I’ve had struggles with dry and sensitive skin. I 30 seconds to turn him into a Weekend Gentle- unique holiday gift this year, please place your order knew I didn’t want my own brand to have just some man. He took it quite seriously as a conversation… by Dec. 10 to ensure you receive it by Christmas. n

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The great vendors at the Ultimate Shopping Experience at H.R. Cook was givin’ out full the Meadows fi lled a huge box Is it a special day or a size candy bars this Halloweenfor Toys For Tots with the support special hell when your own because he wasn’t going to let of their generous patrons. son is your next driving 2020 destroy every holiday! school student? Luckly, the Glab family has got skills!

Three sidewalk murals serve as colorful reminders that storm The Masked Carol Singers put on a great drains are a direct connection Dubuque Veterans honor their own The craftsmen at the Key City holiday show at the Ohnward Fine Arts Center to our local waterways, thanks to with a 21-gun salute during this Creative Center assembled a fl eet of despite all the hurdles 2020 could throw at a Keep Iowa Beautiful grant and year’s Veterans Day ceremonies at bicycles for Toys For Tots in just a them! We wonder what it sounded like? : ) talented artists David Barba, Chloe Marshall Park in Dubuque. couple of hours. That’s effi ciency! Peil, and Dan Leick. Photo by DigitalDubque.com

365ink cover photograher, Bob Felderman, becomes the model during Though not a public event, the 2020 the recent cover shoot on a cold windy DockDogs World Championships at Five night at Louis Murphy Park. Flags was a big success for the canine- loving organization. .

Hundreds of Trump supporters braved the cold and the COVID to see the President stump for votes The Great River Reapers haunted at the Dubuque Regional Airport. attraction on Burden St. in Dubuque just keeps getting bigger each year! Submit your photo by using

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WeD 11/25 Jake Bender Palomino Secrets 7 PM @ Dimensional Brewing Co. 2 PM @ Burkey’s Bar & Grill 6 PM @ Burkey’s Bar & Grill Danny Parker Project Jimmy Welty Band Beau Timmerman 7 PM @ Grape Escape 3 PM @ The County Line, Zwingle 6 PM @ PromiseLand Winery Jimmy Nick & Don’t Tell Mama Steve Cavenaugh & Jimmy Harrington & 7 PM @ Hawg Dogs, Savanna Randy Droessler The Tonky Honkers 6 PM @ Stone Cliff 6 PM @ Iron Horse Social Club Rooster: Alice In Chains Tribute 7 PM @ Poopy’s, Savanna Steve Kalmes ‘80s Party: Crystal Leather Acoustic 7 PM @ Dimensional Brewing Co. 7 PM @ Wicked Dame Joie Wails Acoustic 8 PM @ Southend Tap Jake Bender Danny Parker Project 7 PM @ Wicked Dame 7 PM @ Grape Escape Adam Bartels Band 8 PM @ Leadmine Tavern Matt Meyer Turkey Night Comedy: Nathan 7 PM @ Grape Escape Timmel, Doug T, AnnaRose Etheridge Netz 8 PM @ Five Flags Theater 8 PM @ 7 Hills Brewing Co. suN 12/6 Open Mic w/ Scott Rische FrI 11/27 suN 11/29 1 PM @ Grape Escape Secrets Open Mic w/ Scott Rische 6 PM @ Stone Cliff 1 PM @ Grape Escape DSO Holiday Concert 2 PM @ Five Flags Theater Laura McDonald & Marcus DeJesus Johnnie Walker 7 PM @ Wicked Dame 3 PM @ Stone Cliff Mark Bateman 2 PM @ Dimensional Brewing Co. Mark Zalaznik Jimmy Harrington & 7 PM @ Dimensional Brewing Co. The Tonky Honkers Jimmy Welty Band 3 PM @ Iron Horse Social Club 2 PM @ Massey Wharf Jordan Danielsen & Jef Spradley 7 PM @ Grape Escape tHu 12/3 Johnnie Walker Corey Jenny 3 PM @ Stone Cliff Rock Star Bingo 6 PM @ Grape Escape 8 PM @ 7 Hills Brewing Co. tHu 12/10 FrI 12/4 Kristina Castañeda & Shawn Healy sAt 11/28 Roy Schroedl 6 PM @ Grape Escape Massey Road 6 PM @ Stone Cliff 2 PM @ Burkey’s Bar & Grill FrI 12/11 Joie Wails Acoustic Jordan Danielsen Darin Shireman 7 PM @ Wicked Dame 6 PM @ Stone Cliff 2 PM @ Grape Escape Garrett Hillary Steve Kalmes Jimmy Nick & Don’t Tell Mama 7 PM @ Grape Escape 7 PM @ Wicked Dame 3 PM @ Hawg Dogs, Savanna Rock Star Bingo Ky & Ty Al Ronek 8 PM @ 7 Hills Brewing Co. 7 PM @ Grape Escape 6 PM @ Stone Cliff sAt 12/5 Steve Cavanaugh & A Few Blind Mice DSO Holiday Concert Randy Droessler 7 PM @ Wicked Dame 2 & 7:30 PM @ Five Flags Theater 8 PM @ Spirits, Days Inn

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JERSEY MIKE’S SUBS BY BRYCE PARKS

If you are coming out of hiding amid the they can back it up. We tried it. A lot current resurgence of COVID, you may of it. And it was indeed the real deal. have noticed that the much-anticipated The signature cold subs are served Jersey Mike’s Subs has finally opened “Mike’s Way” with white onions, lettuce, in Warren Plaza next to Target where tomatoes, “The Juice” (“an exquisite Radio Shack use to be (moment of splash of red wine vinegar and olive silence, may it rest in peace). So the oil blend”), and always finished with next time you have to get your Target spices. You might wonder why you’d fix, veer left and try out Dubuque’s want a “wet” sandwich, but hold your newest sandwich shop at the same judgement until you try it. We think you time. You will not be sorry you did. will be converted. It’s a true elevation Jersey Mike’s sort of started at the over the dry sandwich, though tak- Jersey Shore town of Point Pleasant ing it “Mike’s way” does add over 275 when CEO, Peter Cancro, started work- calories and 28 grams of fat to the ing at a place called Mike’s Subs at age equation, if you even care about that. 14. He bought the place at 17 on a loan One of the things that sets them co-signed with his football coach (good aside from other shops is the fresh- call, coach!). In 1987, he added “Jersey” ness of the meat. They don’t cut a to the name and started franchising, whole bunch meat and just have it sit now closing in on 2,000 stores (1,835 around till someone orders it; they exactly) in 49 states (tough break, wait till you order a sandwich and Alaska). Compare that to about 3,000 cut the meat fresh right then and Jimmy John’s and, get this, 45,000 there. And there’s plenty of it with all Subways. So they are comparatively the toppings you care to pile on. young and growing, but growing fast. There are three bread choices as well: It’s brand new, so the interior is white, wheat, and rosemary Parmesan. obviously clean, fresh, and inviting. We like the classic white the best. The Right off the bat, the staff was enthu- wheat seemed a bit dryer and not as siastic and friendly. The sub prep area flaky and fresh feeling. The rosemary is behind glass but right there in front Parmesan has a Parmesan cheese of you to see, and it looks tasty. Those melted crust on it that flakes off fairly tomatoes look ripe and not paper-thin. easily and for some, the rosemary And they, of course, famously slice the flavor may be a bit too overpower- meat in front of you when you order. ing. You make the call. The white is a They claim that they are all about home run though. We should men- quality as it’s the ingredients, high- tion that the have gluten-free buns quality meats and cheese sliced in that they don’t make themselves and front of you, store baked bread, and it shows. They’re fairy dry and no the authentic taste that makes it stand one is getting famous off of those. out in the crowd. They kind of have to The main themes of the “original though, don’t they? But the thing is, nine” cold subs revolve around salty

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Italian meats and provolone, roast the melted cheese, meat, and onions/ beef and provolone, or bacon and peppers without sogging through. provolone. The Number Four (provo- 2. The chopped steak must be crispy lone, prosciuttini, and cappacuolo) has and tender, without an abundance of the best mix of spicy without going the fatty, inedible bits that bounce too meat heavy. And the #6 (Famous your teeth back when you bite down. Roast Beef and Provolone) is famous 3. The cheese (Whiz or American) must because it is “cooked on the premises be of the correct melty consistency using only USDA Choice Top Rounds,” to act as a binding agent for the but also because it is super thinly sliced meat, cheese and onions without and has exceptional acid balance when overwhelming the entire production. getting it “Mike’s Way” (and adding in their homemade pepper relish.) They concluded that the One fan’s biggest gripe was that peo- cheesesteak at Jersey Mike’s ple go for their cold subs when the truly had all of those elements. best experience that Jersey Mike’s has to The sandwiches come in three offer is the Philly Cheese Steak sand- sizes: 5 inch Mini, 7 inch Regular, and wich. Another real Philadelphia, eater of 14–15 inch Giant. They also offer wraps, cheesesteaks claims Jersey Mike’s is still and tubs (that’s a salad version), chips, one of his favorites. That’s some high desserts, and drinks. With quality praise. Pat’s and Geno’s may be boiling comes price. Jersey Mike’s Subs is not over with rage right now. We had one participating in the race to the bottom for lunch today, and he ain’t lying. It’s for cheapest sandwich on the market quite amazing. And one big sandwich and thankfully so. The footlong-ish was enough for two of us. They pile giant will set you back $12 to $14. the fresh-grilled meat and onions high, Minis are around $6 while regular and and when they’re done, you’ve got a wraps hit the $8 range. The rewards piping hot cheese steak dripping with program is pretty good, too. You get cheese that’s totally addictive. One fan 4 to 12 points per sandwich purchased suggests to “definitely get it with the and can redeem free sandwiches with peppers and onions and extra cheese!” as little as 48 points for a $6 mini The Thrillest podcast guys say a chees- or 144 points for a $12 giant sub. esteak must posses the Hylian Triforce of We didn’t have the desserts, but elements (It’s a Legend of Zelda thing): we saw a ranking by greatness: 1) 1. The roll must be toasty and warm Peanut butter KandyKakes. 2) But- and able to withstand the grease of terscotch Krimpets. 3) Cupcakes. n

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DUBUQUE365.COM Issue #375 November 24–December 22, 2020 365INK MAGAZINE Columnists 27 Columnists THE OLD HORSESHOE BY MATT BOOTH

my dad has a fi ve-gallon bucket full of old horseshoes. that bucket of horseshoes was collected over the years by my uncle Dave on the home farm where my Dad grew up. When uncle Dave was plowing the fi elds, he’d turn up and hit a horseshoe, probably cuss, and then jump off the tractor, pick up that horseshoe, and throw it in the bucket. that bucket of old horseshoe might not mean much to a lot of people, but to me, it represents a lot of hard work. Not long be embarrassed by me because sometimes ago, my family had to work extremely hard I don’t even want to cut my own grass! physically just to put food on the table. No doubt, life is diff erent today than was those horseshoes were put on belgian work a couple of generations ago. What is certain, horses by my great grandpa and would success still depends on hard work. In this often fall off in the fi elds. Homesteading a pandemic, remember we still have it really farm, clearing trees, pulling out the stumps, good! control what you can control! I don’t and breaking ground with plows and horses think my great grandpa would have wasted was a HuGe amount of work. those horse- much time or energy thinking and worry- shoes are a stark reminder of how hard ing about covID-19. Not when there was life was just a few short generations ago. work to get done. I can’t say that for sure today, life is physically easier. I woke because I never met my great grandpa. I do, up this morning in a warm house, had however, know what my uncle Dave does a hot shower, got a clean shave, made when he hits an old horseshoe in the road. tea, had breakfast, jumped in my Jeep, He says a cuss word, jumps off the tractor, and drove to my offi ce. All very physi- picks up the old horseshoe, throws it in the cally easy. right now, I’m working on my bucket, and gets his butt back to work. this computer in my climate-controlled offi ce. storm didn’t come to stay, it came to pass— even in this covID era, those old horse- a simple and powerful lesson for us all! n shoes let me know how good we have it. We waste a lot of time and worry over some- thing we have very little control. We stress and argue about staying home, wearing CHECK YOUR ATTITUDE masks, virtual learning, going to church or Keeping a positive attitude in a negative world is a the store, going to a wedding, and even wor- diffi cult task. You will run into problems and obsta- rying about how many people are coming cles daily. Bad crap happens, it’s called life. To stay over for thanksgiving dinner. some people positive, understand your attitude is a skill you can are even upset because the biggest night improve! Becoming better at a skill is something you out of the year (thanksgiving eve) might can do. Work on improving, amplifying, and refi ning have to end at 10 p.m.? I agree, much of this your attitude! Your attitude is a real skill that deter- sucks, but when I look at that old horseshoe, mines in part, your success. To keep a positive atti- it makes me think of how diffi cult it would tude in a negative world, remember you can improve be to hook up a team of belgium horses to your attitude. Check Your Attitude enough and you plow a fi eld. my great grandpa might even won’t have to worry about Covering Your Butt!

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Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on all of the things START NEW TRADITIONS you are grateful for, but let’s be honest… it’s really If you don’t want to modify your favorite recipes, intro- mostly about the food. However, for someone with duce new ones into the mix. There are many resources food allergies, navigating a Thanksgiving dinner available for finding allergy-friendly recipes. And who safely could be more stressful than celebratory. So if knows, you may just discover a new favorite. Many people your guest list includes someone with food allergies, associate certain dishes with Thanksgiving, so try to keep read on for some tips to help you prepare a deli- the same flavors in the new dish. For example, instead cious—and safe—meal that everyone is sure to enjoy. of the traditional pumpkin pie, try pumpkin mousse. SEND IN THE SUBS BRING YOUR OWN DISH There are eight foods that cause the majority of allergic If you won’t be preparing the meal, work with the reactions: milk, eggs, fish, shellfish, tree nuts, peanuts, host to make sure there will be allergy-friendly wheat and soybeans. If your recipes contain any of these options. When in doubt, bring a dish or two that you items, look for allergy-free substitutions. For example, know are safe. There are many great allergy-friendly if you need to replace egg in a recipe, you can use a options in the Hy-Vee HealthMarket, including egg packaged egg replacer or mix one tablespoon of ground replacers, dairy-free milks, gluten-free baking ingre- flax seeds with three tablespoons of water. If dairy is the dients, and more. For help navigating the aisles, problem, replace cow’s milk with a non-dairy milk. Just finding appropriate substitutions, and modifying make sure that the replacement does not also contain recipes, reach out to your local Hy-Vee dietitian. an allergen. For example, almond milk would not be a good substitution for someone with a dairy and tree nut The information is not intended as medical advice. Please allergy. In that case, rice milk would be a better option. consult a medical professional for individual advice.

drawn to Mars. He woke up on the ground. He WISH UPON A STAR was on the planet Mars, a BY BOB GELMS guest of the God of War. And so, it began. We have a Humdinger with this issue’s book. he becomes John Carter of Virginia and, occasionally, I have decided to not They have been few and far between in 2020, John Carter, a gentlemen from Virginia. Carter respects only confer the title of but this one more than makes up for it. everyone he meets and treats all with generosity and Humdinger on A Prin- Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote what has come to be kindness. It wouldn’t be much of an adventure if there cess of Mars but also regarded as one of the finest science fiction/fantasy weren’t characters and/or animals John Carter fears, the additional title of A series to ever grace pulp paper. It is alternately called and they are the things of which nightmares are made. Ripping Yarn. I was so John Carter of Mars, The Barsoom Series, or simply The All of the adventures he has are leading him to one jazzed-up the first time Martian Series. Earthlings call the red planet Mars, but goal: to catch a glimpse, have a conversation, and spend I read it that I finished Martians call it Barsoom. I call the series one of the great- time with the Princess of Mars, the incomparable Dejah the last page, went est creations of human imagination. It is a seven book Thoris. Carter is a Southern white man from Earth, and right back to the begin- set, and the first book is the best of them all. It is a stun- he barely notices that Dejah Thoris is of the Martian red ning and read it again. I have been light on plot points ning achievement. Write this down, A Princess of Mars. race. He, seemingly, doesn’t register the color of her skin, in this review because you, dear reader, must grab Mr. Burroughs was a strong proponent of two vile and throughout all seven novels of the series, his skin this fiery meteor as it screams across the pages, hang and pernicious ideas: eugenics and scientific racism. color and hers are of no consequence to either of them. on to your hat, and enjoy a most exhilarating read. You don’t have to look too hard to see these ideas When the civil war ends, Captain Carter heads west I am going to tell you something that I discov- played out in his most popular and famous creation, to try his hand at prospecting for gold. He is chased ered many, many years ago. Part one I learned in Tarzan. It is very interesting to me that Burroughs by hostiles into an out of the way cave where he hides high school when reading about Mr. Burroughs. Part simultaneously wrote Tarzan and The Martian Series. and spends the night. He woke up in the middle of the two I learned about 10 years ago. You see, it seems The Martian Series contains little or none of the ideas night to the creepy sounds of rustling leaves emanat- that Edgar Rice Burroughs, Earnest Hemingway, and on eugenics or scientific racism found in theTarzan ing from the rear of the cave and went outside to calm yours truly all were born and raised within a few miles novels. In fact, on Mars, John Carter finds sentient his nerves and distract his imagination. It is inky black, of each other on the southwest side of Chicago. I beings in a wide variety of colors and remarkable no moon, no clouds, a bazillion stars with one right hope to gain admittance to that little club in other biological diversity. Not stopping there, Burroughs overhead that was blood red. Being a man of war, ways besides the accident of birth. Whenever that created an astounding variety of animal and plant life. Captain Carter readily recognized that red star—planet crosses my mind, it plasters a BIG smile on my face. In the beginning of the novel, Carter is described actually—as Mars, named after the God of War. A Princess of Mars is one of the four or five best as a former captain in the army of the Confederacy. He gazed intently at the red planet for a long time and novels I have ever read. I hope you will give it a This happens only once or twice. In the rest of book slowly entered into a kind of trance. He was inexorably try. A splendid time is guaranteed for all. n

DUBUQUE365.COM Issue #375 November 24–December 22, 2020 365INK MAGAZINE Columnists 29 Columnists NEWS OF THE WORLD, ON PAUSE BY PAM KRESS-DUNN

September 16, 1926, was a sad day for my family. made the sourdough bread, with photos) or what That’s the day my grandma Maude Kress, whom kind of car we’ve got our eye on. Back in 1926, I never met, lost her brother, John Stafford, in “J.W. Pearson purchased a Studebaker Six from a tragic car accident. Coming across the news a party in Pine River, and it was delivered to him clipping in a box of family papers, I learned he Sunday.” What a glorious day for Mr. Pearson. was driving a Velie car—a model developed by There’s been a rhythm to my family’s John Deere in Moline, IL, named after Deere’s announcements all through these months of grandson, Willard Velie. The accident was not lockdown. First we checked in to see how everyone my great-uncle’s fault. Over five hundred people, was doing, and not just via Facebook or Twitter. including a state senator, attended the funeral. Like so many others, Bob and I picked up the The details of the accident and obituary are phone and called people we hadn’t seen in ages, in fascinating, but I found another level of news on distant outposts like Minneapolis, Atlanta, Seattle. the back of the yellowed paper. While the headline I sent real letters to people lacking email, and it is missing, it was probably something like “Around was very cool to receive real letters back. My pack- and About” or “What Your Neighbors Have Been ages to the grandtwins increased, and we played Up To.” Organized by locale, we learn that in the around with video chats. Everyone is so good at Duxbury neighborhood, “Fritz Kally, who has been Zooming now, we can complain of Zoom fatigue. south working, returned last week to spend the It was heartening to see lists of things other winter at home,” and “S.E. Wasson and Ed Goebel folks were doing to procure groceries, pass the were out on a sight seeing trip Sunday.” And also, time, educate the kids, and stay sane. Once the “Quite a few of the folks attended the fair in Clo- weather calmed, we reported cautious in-person verton Saturday.” Quite a few! Think how annoyed visits with friends in town. “Ms. Dunn had a you’d be if the latest virus counts appeared in three-hour conversation with Ms. Hill beneath the Dubuque paper that way. “Quite a few new a pergola of clematis at the Arboretum,” the COVID cases popped up in Dubuque County paper could have reported. “The Kress-Dunns yesterday.” Easier than counting, that’s for sure. dragged lawn chairs from their cars to look So much is said: “Oscar Maygren returned at the Lock and Dam from Eagle Point Park Monday from Duluth, where he had been visiting while chatting with the Curtises, whom they his mother who was operated on last week for last had over for a pre-Christmas dinner.” goiter. Mrs. Maygren is recovering as rapidly as Now winter is closing in. A group of men I know can be expected.” So much is unsaid: “A miscella- who’ve met at coffeehouses for years—solving neous shower was held on Mrs. Jack Bently at her the world’s problems, laughing at old jokes—has home in Keene, Tuesday.” Wedding shower? New relocated to one fellow’s garage. My son is setting baby? How exactly was it held “on” Mrs. Bently? up his firepit, though there’s too much COVID And did women have first names back then? between Iowa and Nebraska for us to gather More mystery prevails in this odd announce- round in his Omaha yard. Families are planning ment from Windmere Township: “Tuesday holidays in which everyone eats the same thing at evening a charivari party called on Mr. and Mrs. the same time on Zoom, counting their bless- Carl E. Wells at their home west of Moose Lake.” ings if none of those beloved squares is empty. A quick search for “charivari” indicates it involved Let’s salute the everyday news, and the a gang of noisemakers descending on a house to people who make it, both now and long ago. grab a wrongdoer and hold him or her to account, Here’s a final bit of happy gossip from small- sounding uncomfortably like a non-lethal town Minnesota, c. 1926: “The cream route has lynching, something akin to the Pilgrim custom a new driver. Hjalmar Jacobson has gone to of putting scofflaws in stocks for public ridicule. Minneapolis to attend school, and Carl E. Wells We can only hope that, in 1926 Minnesota, it was is working in the store and driving the cream more of a fun post-wedding visit by raucous truck.” Thank you, Carl. Thank you, all the friends, like a miscellaneous shower on steroids. essential workers who continue to staff the stores In my youth, we might have festooned Mr. and and drive the trucks. Celebrate your own little Mrs. Wells’ house with streamers of toilet paper. news this winter. It’s bigger than you think. n Not today, though. TP is precious, and get- ting more so as winter descends and the virus resurges with a vengeance. People don’t change much, but times do. We still want to sightsee, cel- PAM KRESS-DUNN ebrate the birth of twins, go south for the winter PAM BELIEVES THAT IF SHE and back home in the spring. We announce our DOESN’T WRITE ABOUT IT, comings and goings not in the newspaper but IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. YOU CAN on social media, with perhaps less gory detail READ ALL 300+ OF HER PAST about our goiters and car smashups, but just as COLUMNS, PLUS OTHER RANDOM much attention to who poured the tea (or who POSTS, ON HER BLOG AT SIEGEOFWORDS.COM.

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GIVE JOY IN 2020: FUN FINDS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY A GUIDE FROM THE PARENTS AT SPROUT, THE FLOWER SHOPPE, AND STEVE’S ACE

I don’t know about you, but 2020 has me longing of sizes starting at just for the finish line. This whirlwind of a year has been a few pieces to 50+. exhausting on all accounts. Many of us have been jug- gling a lot this year. If you’re a parent like me, you’ve #3 PLAY A GAME been trying to balance working from home, being REGAL CLASSIC a teacher, and trying to find moments to laugh. BOARD GAMES With Christmas just around the corner, I also know that ALL AGES finding gifts for the special people on your list can be stress- While the years leading up to 2020 have brought This is a perfect gift for the adult members of your ful (thank goodness for delivery). That’s why the teams us a wide range of new games, sometimes it’s family or those with an overflowing swear jar. at the Flower Shoppe and Sprout came together to make really great to go back to the classics like Chi- you smile and bring families together over the holidays. nese checkers, mancala, cribbage, and more. #6 PLANT SOMETHING (INDOORS) HOUSE PLANTS #1 GET COZY MELISSA & DOUG INNOVATION ACADEMY PINBALL Find a tropical house plant or succulent, name it, LITTLE SLEEPIES PAJAMAS AGES 8+ feed it, and boom, you’re a plant parent. These are INSTAGRAM-WORTHY COMFORT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY Melissa & Doug Innovation Academy kid-powered projects way better gifts than a goldfish but can teach kids I cannot say this enough. These pajama sets from Little encourage open-ended, hands-on exploration and experi- important lessons in caring for living things. Just Sleepies aren’t just perfect for that family Christmas card, mentation; its STEM learning made fun! With Pinball Game, don’t try to flush them if they don’t make it. they’re comfortable. Seriously, you have to experience kids can put together their own pinball machine with a bell for it for yourself. They’re made of the softest, stretchiest one or two players, while exploring physics and mechanisms! #7 DON’T FORGET FIDO: PETS ARE bamboo viscose fabric that feels like butter. Bamboo is ALWAYS WELCOME IN OUR STORE! naturally hypoallergenic, antibacterial, and regulates body #4 BUILD A FORT! PUPPY CAKE: DOG ICE CREAM & CAKE temperature, making it perfect for year-round wear. PICASSO TILES: FORT BUILDING KIT Because fido wants cake and ice cream too. Bring AGES 5+ them along and have them pick their favorite flavor. HATLEY PAJAMA & BOOK SETS Okay, so I’ve already been a huge fan of Picasso PERFECT FOR TODDLERS TO PRESCHOOL AGED KIDS tiles. They promote creativity and learning develop- Find these and more at Steve’s Ace Home & Garden Cozy up for a good book and some comfy PJs. These are a ment, and they keep littles entertained for hours. on JFK: home of Sprout and the Flower Shoppe. Like perfect gift for the toddlers and littles (and they’re super cute!) Throw a giant fort building kit in the mix, and you to shop online? Explore gifts at SproutBySteves.com bet Dad is going to want to jump in and play too! and get free curbside pickup with every order. #2 BOND OVER A PUZZLE Shipping and local delivery also available. PUZZLES WITH HART #5 GET COOKING CONSTRUCT A PUZZLE TOGETHER FOR A GOOD CAUSE MEAT CHURCH RUBS & SEASONINGS DON’T FORGET TO ROUND UP! Puzzles are great for anxiety and are an easy thing to Try Meat Church once, and you will quickly realize why This holiday season, we invite you to Round bond over as a family. Puzzles With Hart offers a wide this seasoning company has a cult following. With a UP your total to the nearest dollar and donate range of nostalgic puzzles that are sure to drive memo- wide range of seasonings like The Gospel Rub, Holy your change to our local Toys for Tots. rable family conversations about yesterday. AND the Voodoo, Honey Hog, and more, Meat Church is sure to Last year Steve’s Ace stores raised more than company donates a portion of all sales to charity. take your cooking on your Traeger or Big Green Egg up $34,000 for the kids at the University of Iowa Stead a notch. Your family will thank you at the dinner table. Family Children’s Hospital and was recognized as MUDPUPPY PUZZLES a top 5 fundraising partner from the Ace Founda- AGES 4+ OVEN MITTS AND APRONS FROM BLUE Q tion. But we didn’t do it alone—you made that hap- Have some younger members in your family? Try some Don’t forget the protective equipment! And while pen! THANK YOU on behalf of the local children puzzles from Mudpuppy. They come in a wide range you’re at it, why not get some that makes you laugh? and families who will benefit from these funds! n

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w w I understand, and I have no doubt you’ll be DEAR GWEN, Gwen Danzig’s up there practicing secret handshakes with My mother asked me to bring green bean casserole Mother Theresa and listening to people pray to Thanksgiving. I’ve lived out of town for 10 years that their kids fi nally go to bed dammit or to and haven’t been to a family Thanksgiving, so she Good Advice fi nd their keys, or whatever saints do, when has no idea I can’t cook. Seriously, I burn boxed you inevitably off yourself from hearing “Wake mac & cheese. Should I fess up and be forthright Me Up Before You Go Go” 45 times a day. about being an awful cook? Should I get some Hy- Vee potatoes and put them in my own Tupperware? DEAR GWEN, anymore? Am I allowed to tell him to change My boyfriend’s ringtone is some late 90s/ —Sincerely, Green Bean Messerole My boyfriend’s ringtone has been the same for his ringtone? early aughts song by Eminem, and I think it’s two years. It’s not just a ding, it’s “Wake Me —Pleadingly, Wake Me Up Oh Please God No No been his ringtone since he was 15. I, too, hear it DEAREST GREEN BEAN Up Before You Go Go” by Wham. Every phone constantly, but I’m unable to make out the words MESSEROLE, call, text message, it’s “Wake Me Up Before You DEAR WAKE ME UP OH except “ask ya momma,” which is frankly good I have an even bigger ask than your mom. Go Go” by Wham! I think I’ve been incredibly PLEASE GOD NO NO, advice. Eminem, who knew? Regardless, it ALSO Burn a turkey and mashed potatoes and green patient after years of relentless “uuuWAKE Number one, I do think you love him because sucks. Remember the good ol’ telephone ring? bean casserole for your immediate household ME UP!!” I assumed he would get sick of it hearing Wham! weekly, let alone daily, let Congress isn’t doing anything, maybe we should because Federal Government Daddy Anthony eventually, so I never said anything, but at this alone multiple times a day might make you petition the government to ban songs as ring- Fauci told us Thanksgiving is gonna kill every- point, I feel like it’s about to make or break this eligible for sainthood. I’m literally on hold with tones. I’ll write a letter, I’m sure they’re tired of body. Or go! But double down on quarantine relationship. Does being annoyed by minor the Vatican right now trying to get ahold of hearing from people living in poverty and strug- measures and start two weeks ago. Please!!!!!! things like this mean I’m not in love with him the Pope. He’s cool, he likes the gays as far as gling small businesses right now, maybe they’ll —xoxo Gwen put their power to good use on something.

Circle back in a couple years, maybe Congress will have solved your problem by then. I’ll let GWEN BEATTY you know when I hear back from the Pope, GWeN beAttY Is A sororItY DroPout AND too, once I get through this spiderweb of call crYbAbY, reADY AND WILLING to boss You transfers. I feel like I’m calling Mediacom. ArouND. IF You WANt to teLL Her sHe’s —xoxo Gwen PrettY, emAIL [email protected].

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ARIES SCORPIO (MAR 21–APR 19) (OCT 23–NOV 21) You’ll be tempted to text You think you’re so cunning and your ex at 3 a.m. out of sheer boredom. stuck-up, but all someone has to do is not Don’t do it because they’re probably give you full attention. You crave atten- already “quarantined” with someone else tion from those who don’t give it to you. at the moment. During this time, seek single people and not old fl ings. SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22–DEC 21) TAURUS Stop making announcements of (APR 20–MAY 20) the goals you plan on doing before actually You’ll run into an old friend at doing them. Social recognition is a reward the grocery store, which may or may not that may cause you to reduce your e ff o r t s . be a horribly awkward experience. Bring Just like when you dirty talk your signifi cant headphones so you can pretend to be too other and you end up falling asleep early. occupied with music, otherwise you’ll have to answer those “How you been?” questions. CAPRICORN (DEC 22–JAN 19) GEMINI Why are you buying unneces- (MAY 21–JUNE 20) sary stuff for your children? You bought Congratulations, this month you your 6-month-old a 4 wheeler. You gave will be the newest record holder of most your 9-year-old an Apple Watch. And spider bites in a minute. Unfortunately, you you gave your 5-year-old nephew $600. don’t get super powers, just a swollen leg. Why? Give them your time instead.

CANCER AQUARIUS (JUNE 21–JULY 22) (JAN 20–FEB 18) Use this time to binge watch You complain about relation- Orange is the New Black. You will be going ships and how nobody takes them seri- to jail soon over the opposite sex. ous anymore. Every person that you date, the relationship lasts no more than three LEO months. But have you ever thought that (JULY 23–AUG 22) maybe it’s not “relationships today?” Maybe I bet you can’t punch it’s the type of people that you date. every Scorpio you know in the face before the end of the week! PISCES (FEB 19–MAR 20) VIRGO When you fi nd yourself at a (AUG 23–SEP 22) crossroads between staying in or going to the You may continuously face obsta- bars in Wisconsin to drink and risking COVID, cles in your projects. Consider putting them close your eyes and spin in a circle with your off until the time is right. Like the day after the arm pointed out for one minute straight. If you deadline date. That’s usually a good time. don’t feel like driving after, then stay home.

LIBRA (SEP 23–OCT 22) 2020 has been the easiest year to STEPHENMOUSE call in sick. Stop using the taking advantage stePHeNmouse Is A curreNt coLLeGe of COVID season by telling your manager stuDeNt At tHe uNIversItY oF you don’t feel well. Because although you DubuQue & A sINGLe FAtHer so He won’t be fi red for missing two weeks of HAs Lots oF tIme oN HIs HANDs. IF You work, you also will be missing rent. Love HIs coNteNt PLeAse FoLLoW HIm oN FAcebooK @stePHeNmouse [email protected]

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