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Celebrating 20 Years This month we received the following poem from a loyal reader, Tim Gordon, who also happens to be the publisher at General Store Publishing House: I appreciate the time you put into your product, You do such wonderful work PO Box 1391 I always look forward to the first of the month Almonte ON K0A 1A0 To read that which leads us from murk Phone: (613) 256–5081 This lead to an exchange of emails during which we discovered a mutual appreciation of bad poetry. Which Editor: leads us, dear readers, to the announcement of the General Kris Riendeau Store Publishing House and theHumm’s [email protected] Layout and Design: Rob Riendeau Bad Poetry Contest [email protected] The Rules A maximum of eight lines, any form (haiku, etc). Advertising and GSPH’s poetry editor will judge them. Promotions: They must be sent to [email protected] (with “Poetry Kris Riendeau: (613) 256–5081 contest” in the Subject line) by May 5, 2013. [email protected] Winners will be announced in the June issue of theHumm. One That Got Away The Prizes Assistant Editor: Oops — we forgot to include this listing in last month’s “Get Involved, First place receives a $100 GSPH gift certificate Rona Fraser Get Connected” issue about volunteer opportunities throughout La- Second place receives a $50 GSPH gift certificate [email protected] nark and Renfrew Counties: and Third place receives a $25 GSPH gift certificate Heritage Mica Days is celebrating the history of Calendar Submissions: mica mining and our early settlers, from June to October. Volunteers are On a completely unrelated note (well, except for the whole poetry [email protected] needed for hospitality, selling tickets, social media, parking management, angle), we are also happy to announce the winner of the Pêches et care of musicians, culinary expertise on the BBQ or pancake griddle, and Poivre Valentine’s Ode to Chocolate Contest: Ashley Clouthier! theHumm is a monthly arts, en- support for our historical performers. There are also opportunities for Here is her prize-winning entry, with her photo below: tertainment and ideas newspaper volunteers to participate in the interpretation of one of the historical delivered free to businesses and characters. Volunteers receive a festival t-shirt and heritage costumes If I Could Marry Chocolate visitor attractions in Almonte, can be loaned. Contact 267–5340 or . If I could marry chocolate, then these would be my vows: Perth, Carleton Place, Westport, To learn more about this year’s Mica Days plans, see page 25. (Forevermore I’d swear to honour milk-producing cows) Pakenham, Carp, Arnprior, La- Theday that I first met you, you swiftly stole my heart. nark, Smiths Falls, Burnstown, The moment that you touched my lips I swore we’d never part. White Lake, Balderson, and Ot- You’re the one I turn to, if I’m ever feeling blue, tawa. Our mandate is to connect You know just how to make me smile when you suggest “Fondue?” and promote people and events Your love is so apparent, the way you melt into my hand, in the small towns and rural com- It’s wonderful the way you seem to truly understand. munities of the Ottawa Valley — Variety’s the spice of life, or so the people say, where the arts flourish and enter- Fruity, nutty, super sweet; I love you any way. taining characters run amok! Sometimes you do play hot and cold, but either suits me gladly, I’ll never leave your side, my love; I’d miss you far too badly. Submissions From now until eternity, there’s one thing that I know, By email or on disk. We’ll live in life’s sweet heart-shaped box, wrapped tightly with a bow. And if you don’t love chocolate, how crazy this all seems, Deadline for ads & nd

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2 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Dirk Mietzker — THE HUMM Painting the Beauty Art… and Soul of Time In business school they instruct you to “plan sun hits a particular spot.” The names of some of his your work and work your plan.” Smith Falls works illustrate his fascination with the interplay of artist Dirk Mietzker is much more open nature and weather with human artifacts: “Clouds and flexible. When he stopped in to lend a Passing By”, “Snow Caressing Steel”, “Evening Blue”. hand to some neighbouring farmers a few summers ago, he became intrigued with the I Can See Clearly Now old barns they were working in during the To optimists, every cloud has its silver lining. Mi-

haying season. What began as an exercise in etzker’s personal life-cycle story is even more in- ARTIST TRADING CARD friendliness and physical fitness segued into teresting than those of his artistic subjects — he an inspired series of paintings. possesses human resilience and ingenuity that so far we have not been able to replicate in our indus- a gallery in Merrickville and in- Mietzker tells me, “What they by Sally Hansen trial artifacts. Shortly after he and his wife, Diane vited him to exhibit his work at create is stimulating. Exactly Provost, moved from Montreal to Smiths Falls with their gallery in Vermont where how it relates to what I’m doing “In the Loft” is a gorgeous example of how Mi- their infant daughter to pursue Dirk’s career as an he was represented for ten years now isn’t so clear, other than be- etzker transforms a commonplace structure that industrial designer, his Kanata-based firm down- until their recent retirement. ing inspired by people who do most of us overlook, into a celebration of form, sized. After a fruitless search for work in his field, Dirk is represented locally at great work.” He adds, “For me, light, and colour. Through his juxtaposition of the the couple decided to give Dirk the opportunity to Gallery Perth and participates in painting is my way of trying to symmetry of the original skeleton against the ir- build an artistic career in between his responsi- Westport’s annual Rideau Valley understand the world — discov- regular play of light and shadow filtering Art Festival. He has had several ering who we are through art. through the cracks of the weathered struc- recent exhibitions in Almonte. All of the things I paint were ture, he exposes Time’s ineluctable hand Both Dirk and Diane have exhib- originally ideas created in the on the canvases of our human endeavours. ited works at the annual, juried human imagination.” Unlike the relentless consumer market- Toronto Outdoor Art Exhibit at The best way to enjoy Dirk ing campaigns that denigrate any evidence Nathan Phillips Square. Mietzker’s art is to drop in at of aging in our Western culture, Mietzker Last July one of his paintings Gallery Perth in Code’s Mill pays tribute to its beauty and dignity. received an honourable men- (264–8338). Images are also His background in industrial design in- tion at the Marianne van Silfhout available at . forms his fascination with what we design Gallery at St. Lawrence College You can contact him by phone and build. Many of his paintings feature in Brockville. It was also chosen at 284–0702 or by email at familiar artifacts of our civilization, such as the poster for the exhibition . as buildings, vehicles and bridges. But Mi- whose theme was Space. Titled etzker’s art focuses on the evidence of their “Suspended between Space and history. He zeroes in on the debris clinging Time,” Mietzker’s inspiration for to rafters, the designs that time has etched the work was the wing of the into once-glossy high-tech finishes, the plane that brought him back to curves and crevices eroded into concrete Canada from a visit to Venice. and wood by weather and human usage. He It is a surprising but fitting draws attention to the stage each object oc- subject choice for an artist who cupies in its life cycle. He finds and reflects lists names utterly unfamiliar beauty in each phase. to me as his major inspirations. Each artist searches for his or her voice. Dirk bilities as the baby’s primary caregiver, while Diane To better appreciate Mietzker’s Mietzker finds his on walks through his hometown taught art in the public school system. work, take a Google glance at: Syd of Smiths Falls. His first true inspiration occurred It was a tough transition, but Mietzker found Mead (pioneer and figurehead in when he was taking his daughter for a walk to the that the freedom of creating art as your own “boss” automotive, industrial, and film train station not far from their home. The result was was a liberating change from the endless criticism design, famous for film projects a series of acrylic paintings of segments of train cars. and questions he faced as a designer. These days, like Blade Runner and TRON), You can see examples of these visually compelling his only authorized critic is his well-qualified wife, Giorgetto Giugiaro (Italian auto- works at Gallery Perth by click- and she judges each painting by the same simple mobile designer named Car De- ing on his name under “Artists Represented”. but exacting criterion: “Do I feel something when signer of the Century 1999,) and Walking remains his primary inspiration, partic- I look at it?” architect Eero Saarinen (known ularly when the weather is changing. “Every time I His breakthrough as a professional artist oc- for the Gateway Arch in St. Louis walk, something pops out. Once you start looking, curred in 1996, shortly after his first public exhi- and paradigm-shifting furniture everything appears really different during a snow bition at the Heritage House Museum in Smiths like the “Womb Chair” and otto- storm or in the fog or when the evening or morning Falls. 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March 2013 www.thehumm.com 3 THE HUMM WHO Dirk Mietzker The Long Road to Easy WHAT Acrylics Painter Folkus presents Ariana Gillis and the Claytones WHERE 20 Foster Ave., Smiths Falls, , 284–0702; the tale of The Artist and The Emperor (actually, Gallery Perth in Code’s Mill, 17 Wilson St. E., she often told the punchline first). In essence, the Perth, 264–8338, Emperor of a long-ago China commissions a por- trait of his favourite koi. The artist promises to be- gin right away. A month later, an emissary is sent — WHY “Once you start looking, you see the beauty in no portrait. Again, the same scenario, month after the passage of time.” month. Finally, the Emperor himself travels to the studio, seeking his portrait. Immediately, the artist prepares pen, paper and ink, and proceeds to draw the most exquisite fish ever. The Emperor sputters,

ARTIST TRADING CARD “But that only took minutes! Why did I have to wait a year?” The Artist replies, opening a door to reveal a room full of drawings, “Your Majesty, it took me a year to make it look this easy.” Need ‘em… need ‘em… got ‘em… The fable serves as an apt introduction to a pair of acts that make it look so easy. Both the Claytones Clip and save the Artist Trading Card and Ariana Gillis benefit from strong musical pedi- grees, tight sound, and lead singers who make it look like singing is as easy as breathing. In an age of All the cool kids do it! pitch corrections and overdubs, their vocal abilities are not just refreshing — they’re stunning. But rest assured, a lot of hard work and a lot of miles on the The Studio Theatre & The Stewart Park Festival road are what it takes to make it look so effortless present and sound so sweet. The final Folkus concert for this season features a double bill with Ariana Gillis (above) and The Songs from the Valley III: Ariana Gillis, even at the age of 22, is no long- er a newcomer to the music scene. Pegged early as Claytones (below) on March 16 in Almonte Strings & Things a rising star, blessed with an intense voice, a soar- A concert series featuring some of the finest ing range, and strong songwriting abilities, Gillis playing talents of Anders Drerup, Adam Pudding- is ready to be taken seriously — not “the next big ton and Kelly Prescott. Each has produced well- performers from the Ottawa Valley and beyond thing”, just her own self. With two albums un- received projects in their own right, but the band Legendary songwriter/guitarist der her belt and a lot of time on the road, Gillis is definitely more than the sum of their parts. You’ll of Prairie Oyster fame is at ease on the stage. With a ringing voice and come for Prescott’s beloved smoky voice, but the strong folk guitar, moving from originals like the sweet, sweet harmonies are a treat, as are Pudding- popular Simon Brooke, to covers like All Along the ton’s bass playing, and Prescott and Drerup’s guitar Keith Glass Watchtower, Gillis’ brand of folk-pop will fill the work. As you might expect from an act so proudly Almonte Old Town Hall with sound, and the lis- rooted in the Ottawa Valley, there is a country tinge tener with delight. to their sound, but there are also hints of late nights The Claytones, their name a nod both to old- listening to old blues albums, and maybe the odd school music acts and their home base on Clayton night around a campfire. It should be a sweet night. Lake, are no strangers to the area, but having them home instead of on the road is a comparative rar- Call for submissions — and a survey ity. The band features the combined writing and Folkus wants your input. We try to surprise and de- light, but sometimes we overlook old favourites. We want to bring in the talent you’re dying to share with the rest of us. If your brother’s sister-in-law’s cousin has the best band ever, we want to know about it. We’ll be passing out a paper survey at the next show, Keith and his band in a concert and will also provide a link at . featuring music from his upcoming CD As always, Folkus presents its concerts in the March 23, 2013 at 8:00pm Ottawa Valley’s acoustic gem, the Almonte Old

Town Hall. Doors open March 16 at 7:30pm. Proudly Sponsored by Studio Theatre Showtime is 8pm. Refreshments and merchandise 63 Gore Street E., will be available; debit will not. Details and tickets overlooking the Tay Bas in are available at Mill Street Books in Almonte and See our arti cle or visit at . Singles are $27 in advance www.st udiotheatreperth.com or at the door. for details — Sandy Irvin

4 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Cedar Cove Resort — A Hidden Gem One of our favourite perks of running on a cheddar-chive panini bun), and the out to the wilds of White Lake. A theHumm is getting the scoop on all the eggplant parmesan (featuring panko- and connection to Wes’s parents Bob wonderful attractions that make this area parmesan-breaded eggplant, a sprightly and Thora Pugh (who used to own so… well… attractive to live in or visit. We tomato sauce and mozzarella, with a side the Stonebridge Inn in Pakenham) tend to feel like big know-it-alls when it Caesar salad). Other specials included was certainly a draw, but by 2005, comes to promoting Lanark and Renfrew Moules Frites (P.E.I. mussels), seafood after rising to the post of national Counties, but occasionally we find a “best- pasta (pictured here) and a curried carrot Director of Construction for The kept secret” that reminds us that there is soup. We must confess, that would be an- Brick, Wes was tired of spending still lots more out there to discover. Cedar other of our favourite perks… so much of his time travelling far Cove Resort is one such gem — hidden to Being a little off the beaten track, Carol from his growing family. As he us, but apparently not to the hundreds of and Wes realize that they have to work to put it, “my kids grew two feet, and seasonal visitors and dozens of staff that bring people out to dine during the off- I was there for two inches of it”. make it one of the most popular destina- season. Fortunately, they have a plethora He also felt that he was working tions and largest employers in the County. of temptations to draw winter travellers too hard to be doing it for some- Nestled along 3500 feet of White Lake in: several cozy, winterized cottages; ice one else, and so began looking for Cedar Cove Resort owners Carol and Wes Pugh waterfront (which includes a 300-foot fishing shacks; access to local snowmo- investment opportunities in this in their stunning new Lakeside Grill dining hall, sandy beach), the resort is probably best bile trails. Add to that the fact that the area. Carol, who has a background overlooking White Lake known as a seasonal campground. Having new dining room is very versatile — able in the hotel and motel business, recently completed work on their stunning to accommodate multiple parties, or have initially thought he was crazy to kid-friendly and safe, and to provide loads new all-season Lakeside Grill, however, a portion of the room transform into a consider something as large as the resort, of activities for all ages. But if his stress owners Wes and Carol dance floor. Wes and but the well-established business with its level rises, Wes just watches the traffic and Pugh would like Cedar Carol envision group community of regularly returning guests crime reports from Toronto and is reas- Cove to be top-of-mind bookings for Christmas proved to be a very viable option. sured that they made the right decision! throughout the year! parties, New Year’s fes- Wes and Carol clearly have very com- So do be sure to visit them soon and The new dining room, tivities (including Wes’s plementary skills and a great deal of re- experience their wonderful Lakeside Grill built after a fire took fireworks display), and spect for each other. It’s not every couple — and if you don’t want to worry about down the old structure even “Winter Beach that can manage a large team of mostly driving home afterwards, just call ahead in 2011, was designed Parties.” Weekend geta- teenaged seasonal employees, or deal with and reserve a cottage! But we also encour- by Wes to make full use way cottage rental pack- the concerns of a summer community age you to keep them in mind when the of their beautiful view ages are also available. that is the size of a small village. By the warm weather returns and the wilds of of the lake. The upstairs seats 92, with ca- After eating our delicious lunch and time spring rolls around, they will be back White Lake beckon. pacity for another 80 on the deck once the touring the snow-covered grounds and to managing not only the restaurant and Cedar Cove Resort is located near the weather warms up. On the day we went one of the cozy rental cottages, we were resort, but also rental cottages, RVs and village of White Lake, and they can be out to interview Wes and Carol, we dined certainly convinced, but also curious as to boats, a grocery store and their full-ser- reached at or on two of chef Bill Cox’s lunch specials: a what would lure the Pugh family (which in- vice marina. Because Cedar Cove Resort 623–3133. You can also check them out prime rib of beef melt (with caramelized cludes sons Adam and Eric, who also help is a favourite destination for many fami- online at . onions, sautéed mushrooms and havarti with the business) from Barrie, Ontario, lies, they also work hard to keep the park — Kris and Rob Riendeau

March 2013 www.thehumm.com 5 Operation: Plant Food 4 Life Seedy Sundays! “You can solve all the world’s layer on the land is thin and most- ronment for all kinds of life forms problems in a garden.” — Geoff ly bedrock. Fortunately, turning to thrive, including animals, ben- The 6th annual Seedy Sunday in Pembroke will be held on Sunday, Lawton desert into lush paradise is exactly eficial insects and especially mi- March 3, from 10am to 3pm in the Cafeteria Auditorium at Fel- Plant Food 4 Life aims to create our expertise! Using our knowl- crobacterial humus creating life! lowes High School (420 Bell Street). Admission is free. Come for edible, awe-inspiring gardens and edge and years of experience in This is the beginning of what an hour, stay for the day! All new and experienced gardeners, local collectively share the experience growing food, our step-by-step we affectionately call Plant Food food lovers and the curious will want to attend. and abundance of locally-grown, plan will create ecologically sound 4 Life: a paradise of abundance Seedy Sunday is a remarkable phenomenon that continues to nutrient-rich food, starting right structures and thriving food sys- created from genuine care of the catch on across Canada. Gardeners, seed savers, seed vendors, here at home in rural Perth. tems for our challenging condi- people, care of the Earth, and re- local food producers, organic practitioners and environmental Do you find yourself growing tions and cold climate. turn of the surplus. groups come together in a venue where they can learn from one hungry for real food? Do you Once we complete the another, exchange ideas and seeds, and purchase seeds and plants want to explore sustainable, creation of Agapé Gardens, in a fun social setting. It’s a day to learn about and promote local simple and effective ways of our aim is to extend our help food, more sustainable methods of growing, and the preservation growing your own gardens? to others in starting, design- and use of heirloom, organic and open-pollinated seeds. Please Are you seeking to connect ing and implementing their remember to bring any of your own seeds, cuttings, plants or gar- with innovators in the field personal gardens of paradise, dening treasures to exchange at the Swap Table. of sustainable food systems? one slice of heaven at a time. Presentations during the day are free. Presenters have a wealth of Are you searching for a rural A very important part of our knowledge to share and welcome all your questions! The talks begin food project to contribute to vision is to work in the future at 10:30am with learning about “Teas for Health from Your Garden” or be involved with? Then on a national and global scale with Faye Langlois of The Magic of Herbs. At 11:30am, join Daniel look no further! to create similar edible, awe- Brisebois from Tourne-Sol Cooperative Farm for “How to Save Your We are creating an educa- inspiring gardens for com- Own Seeds”. At 12:30pm, explore “Growing Garlic” with Zach Loeks tional food site, of beauty and Sebastien Armand & Dasha Tilleul munities in need of innova- of Rainbow Heritage Garden. At 1:30pm, Jay McLaren inspires “Gar- diversity, by using the wis- invite you to learn more about their tive, sustainable food systems dening Success with Companion Planting”. Don’t miss this opportu- dom of permaculture design Agapé Gardens undertaking right in their own backyards. nity to meet with these presenters and with the many other fantastic and agroecology (à la Ken Would you like to exhibitors that will be happy to answer all of your questions! Kern, Geoff Lawton, Sepp learn more? Register for Food and refreshments will be available. A local lunch, prepared Holzer). To put it simply, we are Organic Material Needed our upcoming workshops at by the Fellowes Culinary Arts students, will be sold between 11am creating sustainable and practical During the spring of 2013, we will . Want to and 2pm by the Ottawa Valley Food Co-operative . Enjoy the local foods of the Valley and the buskers’ abundance, with awe-inspiring ing an agroecological technique of be presenting in Ottawa at the corner featuring some wonderful local musicians, take part in the natural designs. piling up wood and stumps, then Permaculture Convergence on silent auction, and possibly win one of many door prizes. Our mission is to develop a covering them with soil, to make Saturday, March 23. Would you Seedy Sunday is a non-profit event, operated by volunteers, and socially innovative rural hub, berms. For this reason, we are like to contribute to our pro- sponsored by the Ottawa River Institute . where people can collectively in urgent need of old hay, straw ject or inquire about oppor- Net proceeds will be donated to Seeds of Diversity , a share in the origins of food, and (preferably organic), stumps, fall- tunities we offer? Please con- non-profit organization dedicated to the preservation of heritage unite in the care of community en trees, aged manure, leaves, and tact Sebastien and Dasha at seeds. Organizers are still looking for volunteers, so please contact and the Earth. Our experience fill — the material necessary to , find them if you have an hour or more to share. will translate into workshops, build and cover the berms. us on , or visit For more information, contact Claire Lepine at 628–1836 courses, summer camps, chil- Then we will plant the berms our websites: or , or Pat Tamosetis at 625–2277 or dren’s gardens and much more. with diverse ground cover, plants, and . . Our team has been able to se- bushes and trees (fruit, nut and Want to drop off unwanted cure access to eight acres in rural evergreen). Berms increase avail- old hay, stumps, fallen trees, aged Seedy Sunday in Perth Perth. This land now bears the able growing space, create micro- manure or any other soil-build- Perth’s Seedy Sunday will be March 3, from 10am to 3pm, at the name of Agapé Gardens. Agapé climates, protect plants, and en- ing material? We are located right Royal Canadian Legion (27 Beckwith Street East). Hosted by the stands for the selfless, all-encom- sure their survival and growth. A between Franktown and Perth on Perth Farmers Market, this seed sale includes seed sellers, farm- passing love that God has for us. diversified, well-established root Concession 2A. Do give us a call ers’ market vendors, community groups, workshops and a canteen. Currently, Agapé Gardens is systems of plants will preserve first though, at 552–2782. Lots of fun to get ready for the gardening season! For further infor- in Phase I of creation. The site the structure of berms, encour- We thank you immensely for mation, contact . does not yet have power, a well, or age the availability of moisture, your attention and time! structures to host people. The soil and help create a beneficial envi- — Dasha & Sebastien

6 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Forty Years at Fortune Farms Sugar Camp Fortune Farms In 1972, Ruth and I were living MacIntoshes were known for greatly reduced the work in- in Kanata with our five young the quality of their syrup and volved in washing and rehang- children. We were making ma- we continued to supply syrup ing the pipelines each year. ple syrup for fun at a borrowed to their customers. As the children got older and maple bush and it was a won- We started with a small num- began to develop rural roots derful experience for our chil- ber of taps, as we were only able they were even more helpful. dren, as they and their friends to come on weekends and holi- One son, Jamie, and his wife all participated. We decided days. We were able to arrange Sherry, operated the bush while to get serious about the maple for a neighbour, Bert Thomp- Ruth and I spent six years in Ed- business and were fortunate to son, to boil for us and we gradu- monton on a work assignment. Who They Are purchase an operating and long ally expanded our operation. In 1990 our evaporator needed Fortune Farms — Ray and Ruth Fortune and family standing mature maple bush We also found that the syrup to be replaced and we decided 2442 Wolfgrove Road, Mississippi Mills 256-5216 from Alice and Neil MacIntosh. producers are a close-knit group to undertake major improve- , Our first year of operation was ready to share experience and ments, with a new camp and 1973 — forty years ago. The advice. Marion Paul in particu- new equipment. In 2006 we What They Offer lar, from the well- added a reverse osmosis system Pure maple syrup, maple butter, maple sugar candy and maple known Lanark Paul which greatly improved our effi- fudge, taffy-on-snow; sugar bush walks and interpretive trails; vis- family, helped us in ciency. It piqued the curiosity of its with the Shanty Men and the Kettle Boys on weekends during the early years, as she our customers, who feared that sugaring off season has done for many it might change the maple syrup other producers. flavour. Fortunately it did not. The first major In 1997 a small tornado blew Pancakes with Maple Syrup improvement was down a section of our bush and, Pancakes with butter and maple syrup are the quintessential the installation of in January 1998, the ice storm maple experience. Try this Fortune Family Favourite Pancake Hydro, which per- did further damage to the trees Recipe (serves 4): mitted us to have and destroyed the pipeline sys- good lighting in the tem. With help from friends 1 cup unbleached white all-purpose flour camp and to install and neighbours we were able to ½ cup whole wheat flour a vacuum system on rebuild the system, tap the un- ¼ cup corn meal our pipelines. With damaged trees, and produce syr- ¼ cup quick cooking oatmeal this system, we col- up that spring. Later that year, 2 tablespoons baking powder lected as much sap to replace the missing taps, we ¾ teaspoon salt from 1000 taps as we purchased a second maple bush 2 eggs, beaten had previously done near Clayton. Our trees have 2 tablespoons unflavoured oil (not olive) with 1800 taps. This slowly recovered from the ice 1½ to 2 cups milk storm and, with the new prop- For fluffy pancakes, use a lumpy batter and a hot griddle. erty, we now have more than 7000 taps. In October 2006, our camp burned down due to a faulty bush every year for a taste of immediate family, but the ex- propane torch. Once again, with fresh syrup. Our camp has al- tended family of friends who the help of friends and neigh- ways been open to visitors, and visit each year. Over our forty bours, we were able to rebuild in 1997 the Kettle Boys and years of operation, our circle of the camp, install new equipment Shanty Men set up shop to pro- friends has spread far and wide. and produce syrup the following vide a unique maple experience. Grandchildren of people who spring. The way the rural com- Our maple bush and woodlot we first met in the 1970s, are munity steps in to help those in are part of the Eastern Ontario now appearing at the camp. Of need is truly remarkable, and we Model Forest demonstration course our own family, which are very grateful for all the help network, and we have had the also now involves grandchil- we have received over the years. opportunity to compare our for- dren, is the cornerstone of the Early on, we found that our estry activities with many inter- operation. We hope it will con- friends in Kanata were very in- national visitors. tinue for many future genera- terested in our maple syrup So why do we do this? It’s tions. venture and in visiting the sugar a family affair — not only our — Ray Fortune Food Charter Kick-Off Do you live in Leeds, Grenville priorities that support and en- opinions and views on food or Lanark Counties? Are you courage the creation of a just and sustainable farming issues, concerned about the food sys- and sustainable food system as well as nutrition and more. tem in our community? If so, for our community. It is a guide Come to the Food Charter you are invited to the Lanark- to fostering the development meeting and let your voice be Leeds-Grenville Food Charter of municipal food-related heard! kick off meeting on Monday, planning, policy and program To register for the free In- March 4, from 1:30 to 3:30pm, development that is critical to formation Session go to at the LLG District Health Unit ensuring a healthy food system , (Room A and B) at 25 Johnston for all. contact Lynda at 345–5685x2215 Street in Smiths Falls. Your vision can help cre- or . A Food Charter is a state- ate this powerful tool. It is an Light refreshments will be pro- ment of values, principles and opportunity to provide your vided. March 2013 www.thehumm.com 7 Humm Bits Spring has Sprung and Calling Young Voices! Are you between the ages of 8 and 13 and do you love to sing? So Have the Chin Hairs The Kids Town Singers choir will begin rehearsals at St. An- Yesterday at Home Hard- me a long albino hair that I swear months until she plucked them drew’s Presbyterian Church on Bridge Street in Carleton Place ware I bought some measured at least five inches in just before Christmas. Some- on Monday, April 8, from 6 to 8pm. Monday rehearsals will con- pumpkin seeds and also length. I was aghast and then times at dinner I would have a tinue until the end of June, when the group will perform an even- decided to pick up a pair quickly asked him if there were hard time concentrating on small ing concert for friends and family. Registration is $40 per singer, of sunglasses, antici- any more. He laughed and told talk as I could not help watching with a family maximum of $100. Come out to share your voice pating the beginning of me that in the sunlight I looked the progress of those two partic- and be part of a great group. No experience necessary. To register spring. As I glanced at like I needed a real good shave. ular black hairs. They had a mind or for additional details, email . my reflection in the tiny Since when did my face start of their own and would swirl this mirror, there was some- resembling a peach? Should way or that depending on the Teens Needed for New Drama Club thing else staring back at I suddenly be sold along with kitchen temperature.

Hi, my name is Davie Hartley. I have a Masters of Education of the Corn Menopausal Woman me beside my aging face. veggies on a roadside stand or First bright sunny day in De- (Counselling) and a long history in youth community develop- There at the very edge of become part of a cobbler? Up- cember, she would go outside ment work. I have started an adult-teen partnership to provide my chin were two new set with my peach fuzz status, and set my grandfather’s round teens the opportunity to acquire the skills and support needed I started to pluck like a maniac shaving mirror on top of an to start their own teen-centred theatre and youth development by Linda Seccaspina and refused to call them “stray overturned garbage pail. There program in Almonte. eyebrows” as I once did. in full sunlight with Christmas The program is currently called theTeen Drama Club, but small chin hairs that had sprung The radical hairs infuriate me carols blasting from the kitchen it will be known by this name only until the teens implement up overnight. I shook in horror, so much that I now glare in the radio she would pluck them out. a community naming project. The community naming project because getting rid of them has bathroom mirror every morning, I learned from her that only a will include giving students (and other teens) an opportunity to now become an important daily as they seem to grow overnight place that allows full sunlight send in their ideas for naming the drama club. Once the students ritual for me. Things have not at warp speed. I keep not one, will reveal the true horror of have provided their ideas, the names will be collected by and the gotten any better these past few but two pairs of tweezers by the what’s actually growing on your drama club will select an official name for the group. months and I have be- have even been known to liberate face. As I age, hair else- It is anticipated that the club will facilitate the transfer of es- come so obsessed with where is disappear- sential theatre skills from professionals to teen club members, in unneeded body hair Ithe odd pair of tweezers from a ing — only three lone areas such as script writing, lighting, acting and production. The that I should be com- bathroom not belonging to me… hairs have sprouted on plan is that the teens, with the leadership of adults, will eventu- mitted. my legs this year! ally take the play on tour. The first time I noticed strange bathroom sink, and if I spot even Thankfully, my armpit hair no The program is being offered free of cost, as all expenses are hair docking on my “port” was the smallest of growths I am im- longer grows at “hippie speed”, being covered by donations and in-kind assistance, with folks like when I drove to Kingston, Ontar- mediately at war with them. If I and I am missing small patches Lily Pond Puppets offering a shadow puppet workshop, J.B. Arts io, with my youngest son, Perry. I lost a pair of tweezers I think I of hair from other places. There offering a canvas-painting workshop, and S.M. Art/Studio 9 of- caught him looking at me from the would go completely ballistic. I has to be something to stop these fering rehearsal space (and a backdrop-painting workshop). corner of my eye and I asked him have even been known to liber- annoying things growing besides The club is into its fourth week — rehearsals will start soon and what was wrong. He said, “Mum, ate the odd pair of tweezers from expensive electrolysis. Maybe the we are still three actors short. So if you or someone who you know do you know you have a long hair a bathroom not belonging to me. next time I go to Home Hard- has an interest in acting, stage design and theatre production, growing under your chin?” It is simply about having the per- ware they will have more spring please contact: Davie Hartley at I did not believe him and told fect tool to accomplish the deed. gardening things like a new weed or 256–7504. him to pull it out as a joke. He My grandmother used to killer that might solve my chin reached over, tugged, and showed have two chin hairs that grew for hair problem. Adult Learning and Training The Adult Learning and Training Centre is a non-profit, commu- nity-based learning and training centre. They offer Lanark County Crafters and Smiths Falls adults, free of charge, the opportunity to upgrade their literacy and basic skills for independence. They can also fur- and Artisans ther their education and job readiness, by learning skills relating to computers and cash registers. Tutors work with learners individu- Wanted! ally or in small groups. To volunteer as a tutor or to register as a learner, contact 284–2121, Monday to Friday, 9am to 3pm. Sign up for a Pancake Breakfast at Union Hall Spring Once again, the folks at Union Hall are celebrating the coming of spring with a Pancake Breakfast on Sunday, March 24. Home- Craft Fair made breakfasts will be served from 8am until noon. Diners will enjoy pancakes, sausages or ham and beans or blueberries, with Saturday, lashings of butter and Fortune Farms maple syrup, accompanied by fruit juice, coffee or tea, all at a modest price. Gluten-free pan- April 20, 2013 cakes are available on request. 10AM to 3PM Union Hall, located at the corner of Wolf Grove and Tatlock Roads, west of Almonte, was constructed in 1857 and has been at used continuously since that time. The hall is owned and main- St. Andrew’s tained by the local community. The Town of Mississippi Mills provides a modest grant in recognition of the hall’s importance Presbyterian Church to residents. 39 Bridge Street, Each year, the hall kicks off the season with the Pancake Carleton Place Breakfast, followed by the annual Blueberry Tea in August and the hugely popular Talent Show/Potluck Dinner in October. Re- For more info, contact: cently, Union Hall has drawn crowds for live music, featuring local musicians, in a coffeehouse atmosphere. Any profits from Patricia Stewart these events go directly to the maintenance of the hall. 613 256-5625 Union Hall is an 8km drive west of Almonte through scenic maple bush along Wolf Grove Road. Bring family and friends — this is the ideal treat for visitors from out of town. After breakfast, This is a why not take a tour of local sugar bushes to learn more about the fundraising event production of maple syrup? for St. Andrew’s

8 www.thehumm.com March 2013 ON Sage Age Live on Stage BLUES THE RIDEAU st THE COVE INN • WESTPORT, ONTARIO Now in its 21 year, Lanark County’s very own Sage The show itself features no scripts, no fixed Age Improv Theatre launches its spring season on roles, just spontaneity, verve and energy. No props MARCH 15/16 March 21 at Almonte’s St. Paul’s Anglican Church or sets, just seniors being themselves. The show JACK DE KEYZER with a performance that celebrates the lighter side varies depending on the audience, from strictly en- BAND of growing old — if you can’t beat it, you might as tertainment to serious education, but all deliver a PROCEEDS TO RIDEAU VISTA & ST. EDWARDS ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS well laugh at it! message that seniors are not to be taken lightly! DINNER & SHOW $60 Since 1992, Sage Age Improv has entertained The lively hour-long show of short skits and ADVANCE RESERVATIONS REQUIRED and brightened the lives of audiences in many area songs is based on the cast’s own life experiences or 1-888-COVE-INN www.choosetheblues.ca retirement homes and lunch clubs. And this time on audience suggestions. Although they rehearse they are donating the proceeds of their perfor- the situations, everything is unscripted, leading mance to St. Paul’s 150th Anniversary year. to surprises every time they are performed. Each The talented troupe of a dozen or so don’t-ask- show is tailored to the particular audience, making don’t-tell-aged seniors have taken their show on it informative and fun for all. No situation is too the road as far afield as Halifax (that’s Nova Scotia, delicate to handle, from grandchildren or grieving, not England!) in their quest to inject a bit (a lot!) to internet dating and driving. of humour into the sometimes worrying business “What did the aging actress say to the Bishop?” of growing old. Closer to home, they have rocked find out this (or not!) and many more spurious figs audiences from Renfrew and Richmond to Ottawa of fun on March 21! The curtain rises at 7:30pm, and Almonte. “You won’t have to travel to New with tickets now on sale at the Church office (70 York, Paris or London to see us perform,” says cast Clyde Street, 256–1771), The Hub (118 Mill Street, member and retired Judge Jim Hugessen, “but by 256–5225) or at the door — at $20, they’re a real the end of the year the west coast of Canada might steal, and include post-performance refreshments Pick up theHumm in Carleton Place at be a possibility.” with the cast. For more detials, visit . temptations Lynn and Keith get “Up Close and Personal” Juno Award-winners Lynn Miles and Keith Glass will appear together at an Up Close and Personal show in Carleton Place on April 6. It promises to be a special night where one of Canada’s finest singer/ songwriters will be joined by one of the country’s finest musicians. The two will perform at the Town Hall Audito- rium as part of the latest installment of Carleton Place in Concert’s Up Close and Personal Concert Series. In 2012, the series featured Garnet Rogers, Murray McLauchlan and Valdy, in what has rapidly become a very popular showcase format for per- formers and audiences alike. Lynn Miles has seen her career take her from music circles he is highly regarded and respected Ottawa to Los Angeles and back again, with stops too as an excellent guitarist and record producer. along the way in Austin and Nashville. Her sweet, Prairie Oyster recently recorded their long-awaited sorrowful and melodic songs tug at the heart, leav- new album at the Glass household in Perth, where ing one to wonder just whose heart is affected the Keith says “everyone just basically moved in for a most — the listener’s or hers? while until the record was completed.” With titles such as You Don’t Love Me Anymore, The combination of Miles’s soft voice and guitar Whisky, Loneliness, Long Time Coming and The touch, along with Glass’s superb guitar licks, will Venus Motel, she captures beautifully the essence result in an incredible experience — one that a ven- of human longing and expression. Sometimes she ue like the Town Hall Auditorium was meant for. does it all with a bit of a sweet/sarcastic twist, as Tickets for the show are $30 each, with a limited in the lyrics of Hockey Night in Canada where she number of $50 VIP Passes (pre-show meet & greet, laments, “It’s hockey night in Canada, and there’s a and admission). They can be picked up in Carleton blue glow in every window, I wish I could ride my Place at Temptations, SRC Music, and the Chamber bicycle, but the streets are full of snow.” of Commerce office, and in Perth at Burns Jewel- Keith Glass is best known as a member of the lers. For more information, call 257–4970 or email successful country band Prairie Oyster. Inside . Showtime is 8pm. The

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March 2013 www.thehumm.com 9 10 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Treasa Levasseur & The Daily Special Perth Performing Peter Karp and Sue Foley Arts Committee in Perth & Almonte On the heels of their second CD release, Be- of Albert King and Elmore James. Karp personi- yond the Crossroads, and a nine-month tour that fies the amorphous Americana sound, seamlessly brought them across the U.S., Canada and Europe, blending roots music with a high sense of enter- Peter Karp and Sue Foley will be visiting Perth and tainment. Almonte. With their band, they will preview High Sue Foley, from Ottawa, is considered to be one Spirit Blues. of the finest blues/roots artists working today. At High Spirit Blues is a show that will be featured 16, she embarked on her professional career. By 21, in churches, town halls and festivals across Amer- she was living in Austin, Texas, and recording for ica, and will bring together elements of blues and legendary blues label Antone’s Records. Through- roots music with high-energy spirituals. “Our aim out the ’90s she took to the road with her paisley is to uplift people,” says Foley. “We want everyone Telecaster and honed her craft, working and shar- walking out feeling better than when they came in.” ing the stage with such artists as BB King, Buddy “We’re writing songs with themes in mind: Guy, Lucinda Williams and Tom Petty. In 2000, Treasa Levasseur & positivity, renewal, absolution,” Karp adds. “These after moving back to Canada, Sue won a prestig- The Daily Special times are trying — in the heart and in the streets. ious Juno award and a record-breaking seventeen Friday, March 22, 2013 Time to fire up the amps and blow heat.” Maple Blues awards. In a live concert review, Goldmine Magazine See Peter Karp and Sue Foley, with their band, said, “When Peter Karp and Sue Foley came to town on March 22 at St. Paul’s United Church in Perth Sagapool and plugged in, they blew the roof off the joint. The (25 Gore Street West) and on March 23 at the Sagapool chemistry between the two is palpable. Delaney and Almonte Old Town Hall (14 Bridge Street). Friday, April 12, 2013 Bonnie? Conway and Loretta? More like Susan Te- Buy your tickets for the Perth show at Tick- deschi and Derek Trucks. The whole point is that, ets Please and for the Al- while onstage, they’re the equal, in their chosen monte show at Mississippi Mills Musicworks Americana genre, of anybody. It’s magic.” . Peter Karp is a gifted, award-winning singer/ songwriter and American troubadour. He’s a mas- Blues Guitar Workshop! ter songsmith, accomplished guitarist and pia- As an added attraction, Peter Karp and Sue Foley nist who repeatedly transfixes audiences across will provide a Blues Guitar Workshop to gui- the U.S., Canada and Europe. Critics compare his tar players on each afternoon of their concerts. songwriting to John Hiatt and John Prine, with im- In 2012, the two started The School of American pressive guitar and slide licks infused by his love Blues and Roots Music — an online music school Mason Theatre where they teach students the at finer points of playing traditional Perth & District Americana music. The school’s Collegiate Institute motto, “Learn from the pros TICKETS who were taught by the mas- at Jo’s Clothes 39 Foster St., Perth ters” couldn’t be more true, as PLEASE 613-485-6434 • www.ticketsplease.ca Karp and Foley have played and Sponsors: Lake 88.1 – Media Partner, CIBC Wood Gundy – Moe Johnson, learned from some of the best Coutts & Company, Foodsmiths, North Lanark Veterinary Services, blues and roots heroes, many of Maximilian Dining Lounge, Kelly’s Flowers and Fine Things, whom have since passed away. Lionel Pauze Piano Tuning, Camp Otterdale, Jo’s Clothes, Heide Gibbs Their school teaches an array of styles, from Mississippi slide guitar to Texas blues, as well as songwriting, boogie-woogie pi- thank you ano, and professional artist men- toring. Come and enjoy an hour for saying you saw their ad of guitar tips and tricks and bring Peter Karp and Sue Foley bring their “High Spirit Blues” to Perth and your playing to a new level! You in theHumm! Almonte on March 22 and 23. In each town, they will also be giving can find further information at a blues guitar workshop on the afternoon of their show. .

March 2013 www.thehumm.com 11 The Share Economy g is H We arrived in Montreal for a weekend rin e getaway during a horrible snowstorm. p re The driving had been terrible and the S two-and-a-half hour trip turned into a five-hour ordeal. When we finally arrived at our destination we stumbled out of the car and were greeted by our smiling host, Jeff. He took us to our rooms, showed us the space and amenities, left us the keys and away he went. And just like that, we became part of the internet-enabled, mi- From snow homes to more traditional cropreneurial new wave of business that digs, Airbnb offers an incredible has been dubbed “the share economy”. variety of accommodations and a You see, we weren’t staying at a tradi- “micropreneurial” approach to business tional hotel, inn, or B&B. We had arranged to rent Jeff’s very cool apartment through “off the beaten track.” Over 60% of guest- a broker website called Airbnb. For a small spending takes place in the neighbour- fee, Airbnb lets people “list, discover, and hoods in which the guest is staying. Ac- book unique accommodations around the cording to Brian Chesky, the CEO: “Airbnb world.” Jeff had posted some great photos represents a new form of travel. This study MAPLELOPE and a charming listing for a two-bedroom shows that [we] are having a huge positive apartment in the heart of the Plateau Mont impact — not just on the lives of our guests Royal. I liked the listing and the reviews left and hosts, but also on the local neighbour- XING by previous guests; saw that it was avail- hoods they visit and live in.” That was cer- able for the weekend, and clicked “book it”. tainly our experience in Montreal. Airbnb acted as the mediator for the book- W ! ing, holding the security deposit, sending Be Our Guest pe me reminders as the date for the weekend Perhaps I am biased, but I think that the at lo away approached, handling the payment to small towns that are served by theHumm ch ple Jeff, and finally encouraging me to rate my are fascinating places, full of interesting for Ma stay. It was terrifically easy and pleasant. people, businesses and attractions. There are folks out there who would love to dis- Get On (Room and) Board cover all that we have to offer, and Airbnb “Great,” you say, “sounds like you had a fun might be one venue to allow them to do weekend. Why do I care?” Good question. that. A quick search on the site reveals First of all, after trying Airbnb once that there are about half a dozen Airbnb Plant a Big Tree! and spending way too much time brows- hosts in this area with properties ranging ing their website, I’m a big fan and I think from private rooms in an artist’s English • Visit www.mississippimills.com/trees more people should know about it. The cottage-style home or a historic gothic site is gorgeous and even a few minutes stone church, one floor of a ski lodge on for a catalog of beautiful, nursery-grown trees: of poking around will have you planning Mount Pakenham, to a whole cottage on flowering, shade, and fruit. a weekend getaway or a longer vacation to a private island in Big Rideau Lake. I think some hidden gem of a destination. there could and should be more. Then there is the local angle. Accord- My final reason for wanting to get more • Order by April 20 online or by ing to a recent study in San Francisco, 72% people hooked into Airbnb is a recurring calling Kathryn at 256-7886 of Airbnb properties lie outside the area theme here at theHumm: small is good. where most hotels are concentrated. More The antidote to impersonal, big box con- • Pick up your trees on April 27 at than 90% of Airbnb guests to San Francisco sumerism is small interpersonal experi- prefer to stay in neighbourhoods that are ences. Airbnb leverages the power of the the Mississippi Mills municipal office internet to facilitate real-world ex- periences that really make people • The first 50 orders get a free “Maplelope Xing” feel connected. So, take a few minutes, browse t-shirt! the site. Maybe you’ll book a room or a house (or a cave!). Maybe you’ll be inspired to list an extra space that you have in your home and act as a host, introducing guests to all or Plant a Little Tree! of the fun, distinctive and wonder- The Mississippi Mills Beautification Committee is ful experiences this area has to offer. — Rob Riendeau selling 3 year-old “transplants” (Norway Spruce, Fraser Fir or Douglas Fir) for only $2 each. Two Songbirds at MERA Call Bonnie at 256–1077 x 21 by April 18 to order. The next concert in Music At MERA’s And although Jonathan Byrd wears a ongoing program of musical events will cowboy hat, hails from North Carolina and feature two of North America’s most ac- regularly tops “Americana” record charts Visit the Maplelope at claimed singer-songwriters. PEI’s Cath- in the U.S., his latest CD, Cackalack, was erine MacLellan and North Carolina’s recorded in Toronto by Ken Whitely and is www.maplelope.ca Jonathan Byrd will appear at MERA garnering exceptional reviews. Schoolhouse in McDonalds Corners on Tickets for this show are $20 in advance Saturday, March 9, at 8pm. and $24 at the door. Advance tickets are Matching pure and ethereal vocals with available from Tickets Please at 39 Foster poetic lyrics and uncompromising songwrit- Street in Perth, at 485–6434 or at . For more information, email T-Shirts sponsored by Gilligallou Bird Inc. one of the most celebrated new singer-song- or phone writers in Canada, and around the world. 268–2376. 12 www.thehumm.com March 2013 The Unbreakable Magic of Keith Glass After decades of awards, acclaim and commercial Now in its third hit year, Songs From The Val- success, there’s still a lot of great music left in Keith ley is a collaboration between the Stewart Park Glass, Canada’s magic man of the guitar. The proof? Festival and the Studio Theatre, and the series has An exciting new solo album due out this spring. quickly become a much-anticipated rite of spring And if you’d like a preview of what this legendary for music lovers. The third and final concert in the Canadian guitarist/songwriter has to say musically, 2013 series hits the stage of the Studio Theatre on head for Perth on Saturday, March 23. That’s the May 4 with a foot stompin’ kitchen party hosted night Keith brings his awesome guitar virtuosity by Smokey Rose and Friends (Darlene Thibault, to the stage of Perth’s Studio Theatre in the second Lee Hodgkinson, Ed Ashton), with some outstand- concert of the 2013 Songs From The Valley series. ing special guests. Almonte’s Brad Scott will bring Keith is a seven-time Canadian Country Gui- along his pickin’ prowess, and the amazing young 20% off tar Picker of the Year, a member of the Canadian Henry Norwood will also share the stage, along Until March 30th All Picture Framing Country Music Hall of Fame, and a founding mem- with veterans Harry Adrain, Judi Moffat and Barry ber of the multi Juno and CCMA award-winning Munroe. roots/country band Prairie Oyster. As if that’s not Tickets for Songs From the Valley 2013 are just 451-B Ottawa Street enough for one career, he’s also a renowned record $25 per show and available from any Stewart Park 613-256-2772 / almonteprintshop.com producer who has helped to craft recording pro- Festival Board Member for cash or cheque (please jects with the likes of Brock Zeman, Erin Driscoll, contact Sue at 267–7902) or by debit or credit card Trevor Alguire, Missy Burgess, Brea Lawrenson, from Tickets Please at 39 Foster Street in Perth Rebekka Paige, and many other Eastern Ontario (485–6434). Pick up theHumm in Perth at artists. Now Keith is set to launch his own new Mark your calendar for March 23 so as not to jo’s clothes solo CD, and audiences at the Studio Theatre can miss Keith Glass and musical guests at 8pm at the be sure that the March 23rd performance will show- Studio Theatre, 63 Gore Street East in Perth. For case many of the cuts from this much-anticipated further details, visit . new record. Olde Time and Good Time Arts at Temple’s Temple’s Sugar Bush is a family-owned and run activities to the calendar, and the curious can keep maple sugar and syrup operation. Nestled in up-to-date on their Facebook page! the woods just north of Highway 7, in a village Temple’s restaurant is open seven days a week called Ferguson’s Falls, visitors will find two from March 2 until April 21, weekdays 9am un- beautiful and impressive post and beam build- til 2pm, weekends 9am until 4pm. It is located at ings — one the sugar camp and the other the 1700 Ferguson’s Falls Road in Lanark, and you can restaurant. reach them at 253–7000, and get further informa- During “sugaring” season families, neighbours, tion at . adventuresome foodies and tour groups alike come to Temple’s to sample the wonderful (and extensive) menu, enjoy the enthusiastic and friendly service, see how maple syrup is made, have a walk on the self-guided trail through the bush, and generally welcome the spring! This year, Temple’s is thrilled to be offering entertainment, face painting and artisanal workshops throughout the season. They will feature some olde-time arts (weaving with the MERA weavers on Saturday, March 16), some olde-time music with The Mississippi Jug Stompers on March 30, ice carving on April 6, and face painting on March 23 and The Mississippi Jug Stompers (above) will bring some April 20. These special events are free to all olde-time toe-tapping music to Temple’s Sugar Bush guests. Temple’s plans on adding even more on March 30

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March 2013 www.thehumm.com 13 Born of a creative passion and a healthy lifestyle Fred Eaglesmith’s Steam Show Travels to Perth brings inspired fragrances Juno winner and Port Dover na- together with the best tive Fred Eaglesmith has built natural ingredients his career on the rural character to create perfect products of Ontario. For thirty-five years to live with and love. he has toured towns and cit- With an emphasis on ies across the continent, singing sustainable ingredients, about the people and places of efficacy, this province. In doing so, he has and pure fun, earned international accolades, Pacifica’s convenient gold records, a spot on David roll-on perfumes are Letterman, and songs covered great for on-the-go. by recording stars such as Mi- 100% vegan and randa Lambert and Toby Keith. cruelty free. No sulfates, Now Eaglesmith says the time parabens, propylene glycol has come to bring his show back or phthalates. home to where it truly belongs. The upcoming concert at the Perth Civitan Club Hall on Sun- day, March 17, is just one of the local shows he has planned for the spring of 2013. “For years I have been out on 42 Mill Street, Almonte ❖ www.soulscents.ca ❖ 1–866–347–0651 the road. I have been playing to people all over the world, and for those few weeks a year when I Catch the legendary Fred Eaglesmith in the intimate setting of was able to get home from wher- the Perth Civitan Hall on Sunday, March 17 ever I was, I would drive past a community hall somewhere in Ontario and think: ‘Why not play play last December brought out priate in a these places, because these halls? Why not play for an enthusiastic crowd, many of they are genuinely tied to the www.silentvalleyalpaca.ca Alpaca 101 these people?’”, he explains. whom had never been to a show lives, labours, trials, tribulations [email protected] March 23, 2013 At the same time, community in a small hall before. The his- and triumphs of the everyday 613-479-0307 to Register, Please Call members have been asking them- tory, warmth and character of people who may visit them. or Email selves similar questions: how can the hall provide a great venue for “I have played so many ven- we fill our halls and how can we live entertainment, and we know ues I can’t even count them all, reach out and encourage new that that show provided an op- but I can tell you, the best shows Like theHumm on people to get involved? Know- portunity to raise awareness and are the ones where I pull up and ing they share similar goals, and contributed to the organization’s share a night with folks like those facebook! with a desire to provide a special ability to continue their work.” I meet at Ontario’s community night out — complete with fancy Eaglesmith also thinks the halls. It is not what people think stage costumes and a top hat — smaller halls are the ideal venue the music business is — but I Carp Ridge Eaglesmith and his team have for his Travelling Steam Show. say it is what the music business been actively enlisting commu- The songs he writes and per- should be. A good night — in a nity halls and their members to forms, with the help of his band good place. I just can’t wait for Natural Health Clinic host shows. — which includes Texas knock these shows.” Keith White of the Legion in out Tif Ginn as opener and back Catch Fred in Perth on Sun- Saturday, March 16, 1–3�� Angus is one of the people who up vocalist, bassist Justine Fis- day, March 17, at the Civitan agreed to help put together a cher, Matty Simpson on guitar, Hall. The show starts at 8pm. 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14 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Arnprior Book Shop Celebrates 20 Years Manhattan has The Strand, Paris has and those with stories to tell. The shop is downtown landscape, providing space for I have accomplished what I set out to do.” Shakespeare and Company, and one fortu- a literary water-cooler where folks discuss book lovers, new moms, seniors, and those And we are all thankful for that, because, nate Ottawa Valley town has The Arnprior old favourites and hot-off-the press sensa- in want of a place to linger. It is a space to en- to take some liberties with a Cicero quote, Book Shop, a local institution celebrating tions; it’s a fresh and welcoming place for gage in face-to-face communication about a community without books is like a body two decades of bookselling. What magic is children’s story time, and an intimate and everything from books to the local hockey without a soul. at work behind the doors of an independ- sympathetic setting for local artists and team or the weather. And now, twenty years — Robynne Eagan ent shop where the trade in books is still those of national acclaim who come to along, The Arnprior Book going strong? share their works. Shop is providing a place for The town of Arnprior is planning to celebrate Books, Reading and the Arts in April, in con- In 1993, Gwen Storie’s love of books and Storie, along with booksellers Debbie Ga- a new generation of book th her desire to run her own business led to han and Pam Mitchell who have been with lovers to find inspiration and junction with The Arnprior Book Shop’s 20 the creation of The Arnprior Book Shop. “I the shop from the start, all have an apprecia- sustenance for the soul. “It’s Anniversary. Watch for details of these events: had romantic visions of entering the time- tion for books that runs deep. Their recom- always exciting to share new • “Becoming Water” with climatologist Mike De- honored profession of bookselling, not re- mendations are impeccable and the shop’s books with children whose muth who will present his new book. April 5, ally knowing what I was getting into. It’s offerings are as irresistible as the coffee and parents came by the shop 6:30pm at the Arnprior Book Shop. been wonderful,” she says, before waxing scones served in the connecting shop. when they were young,” says • Nancy Richler (Imposter Bride) and Tanis Rideout poetic about the books and customers who It takes a dedicated soul to carry the bookseller Gahan. (Above All Things) will read and answer questions have filled her days. bibliophile torch these days, but Storie is What Storie has en- about their critically acclaimed books. April 12, Nestled along Arnprior’s main street be- meeting the challenges of today’s market joyed most over the last 6:30pm at the Arnprior Book Shop. tween Bonnie Jane’s Scones and The Gal- with finesse. “My main attraction is the fact twenty years “would be in • Mary Jane Maffini and Barbara Fradkin will read lery Gift Shop, this charming one-and-a- that I am still an old-fashioned bookstore,” equal measure: the books from their works and entertain with their stories half storey mecca of books has become the she says. Trends and business practices themselves as they come in and wit. April 21 at the Arnprior Book Shop. unofficial gathering place for story lovers have changed rapidly since the days when the door, the people that I • Writer’s Workshop with author and writing Storie poured over publishing directories have worked with (they are workshop facilitator Susan Jennings. April 27 at and bestseller lists. Although the shop has treasures themselves), of the Arnprior Book Shop. diversified organically over the years, re- course the customers, and • “Evolution of Blues Guitar” a presentation and Q flecting changes in the community, it has once again, the books them- and A with Jack De Keyzer. April 7 at the Arnp- retained the small and personal nature that selves,” she says with a gentle rior Public Library. gives it an edge over the large box stores wit that punctuates her love • “Beer and Books” Book Talk with bookseller and online e-tailers. Storie is somewhat of the product she shares. Gwen Storie and librarian Karen Deluca on hand dismayed over giving up bookshelf space “I feel very grateful and to celebrate books and micro-breweries. April 9 for gifts, but she does what is necessary to blessed to have been a part at Our Place in the Prior (tentative) survive the vagaries of this marketplace. of this business. And if in • “The Art of Confronting a Killer”, with award- As with any local business, the shop’s a small way I have been a winning documentary filmmaker David Ridgen. strength lies in the value it adds to its com- part of the magical alchemy April 13 or 14 at the Arnprior Public Library. munity. Storie, who has never thought of of people and chatting and • “Tulip Time”: Arnprior Day Painters open their her store as a retail outlet, has created a books and ideas and com- exhibit in the Art Corridor. April 27 (to remain vibrant shop that is an integral part of the munity then I believe that for the duration of the Tulip Festival in Ottawa). Anniversaries private parties anniversaries birthdays celebrations date nights You’re invited! Book your next event with us. We are open for dinner Thurs, Fri & Sat 5pm to close Lunch 7 days a week Weekdays at 11am Weekends at 10am find our menu online 14 mill street . almonte . 613-461-2737 14 mill street . almonte . ontario Nowmillstreetcrepecompany.com open every day for lunch & Thurs to Sat for dinner. 613.461.2737

March 2013 www.thehumm.com 15 Smiths Falls The Arts of March Beautiful Music and discovered. You will find artwork and crafts Peace of Mind for yourself, your home, your garden or for Peace of Mind Creations and gifts. Forgo the big box stores and come out home Friends presents Tannis Slim- to see artists working in their own studios mon in concert with special guest and in group displays in various locations Jennifer Noxon on March 22 at in and around the village of Pakenham. 7:30pm. Seating is limited to 35, so No need to pack a lunch — there are don’t wait too long before reserv- several stops along the way where light living ing yours! You can get your tickets meals and tasty treats are served. Also, at Peace of Mind’s shop in Herit- pick up your passport to be stamped at

& Hanging Around the Valley age Court, 7 Mill Street in down- tour stops, in order to be eligible for one show town Almonte, for $20. of three artist’s baskets to be won. If you have your passport stamped from all nine Friday May 3 5–9PM by Miss Cellaneous studios, your name will be entered twice for an extra chance to win! Saturday May 4 10–8PM There will be complimentary refresh- Maps and detailed tour stop descrip- ments at intermission, and CDs will be tions can be picked up at Fulton’s Sugar Sunday May 5 10–4PM for sale before, during the break, and after Bush, any tour stop along the way (look the show. Please call 461–7662 or email for the green maple leaf signs), and the for Pakenham General Store. Details can also Smiths Falls Memorial Centre further information. be found online at or Come early — why not book dinner by calling 624–2062. You can also follow 71 Cornelia St. W. in advance next door at the Mill Street them on Facebook. Crepe Company (461–2737) or at one of 70+ vendors, many demonstrations Almonte’s other fine restaurants, such as plus sampling of beer, wine & food the Heirloom Café (256–9653), Cafe Post- ino (256–6098), or The Barley Mow (256– Renovating • Solar Energy • Green Roofs • Garden 5669)? You can also visit neighbouring Equipment & Ideas • Sun Rooms • Wet Basement Solutions shopkeepers while we ready our space for Find that home you have been looking for, or sell the one you. Note: The Crepe Company opens at 5pm for dinner; most shops close around you have. 5 or 6pm. Entertainers for your listening pleasure. Art off our walls is for sale all the time. Here is your opportunity for a semi-pri- Lots to see and do! vate viewing! Musical art surrounded by Carletonr visual art — a night to remember! S For more information: 613 284 2664 [email protected] t Maple Run Studio Tour Place The first signs of spring are beginning to Artsa Newsflash! appear as the birds return, the sap begins As of March 1, Arts Carleton Place to run in Lanark maple trees, and the is moving out of Maple Run Studio Tour gears up for its the Train Station Visitor & Information 11th season. Come take a scenic drive on Centre Gallery & Gift Shop (132 Cole- Saturday, March 23, or Sunday the 24th man Street in Carleton Place). Members (10am to 5pm) to indulge in sweet maple renewing and new artists wishing to join products and to meet local craftspeople can pick up, drop off or mail their forms and fine artists on this popular self-guided in to Surrounding Memories, 77 Bridge studio tour, taking place in and around Street, Carleton Place, ON K7C 2V4. picturesque Pakenham. Owner Michelle Bedel, an Arts CP mem- Tour stops include Fulton’s Pancake ber, is graciously helping them out while House and Sugar Bush, and studios featur- they are investigating a new location for ing glass blowing, fine woodworking, pho- gallery and office space. Arts CP wishes tography, jewellery, pottery, blacksmithing, to thank all of the talented artists who miniature quilting, woven garments, and displayed their works and the supporters paintings in oil, acrylic and watercolour, who purchased the art over the past three as well as more one-of-a-kind pieces to be years. Stay tuned! Call for Artists and Artisans The Crown and Pumpkin Studio Tour invites artists and those practising fine crafts to join its 17th anniversary tour. The tour will take place on Thanksgiving weekend, October 12 to 14, in Mississippi Mills. This year the tour wants to expand its range of offerings, and is particularly interested in three-dimensional work and fine crafts, and is also looking to introduce new and innovative work. Applicants are asked to submit at least five examples of recent work, and to include a brief biogra- phy and artist’s statement. Work is judged on originality of expression and concept, and quality of execution; new types of work will receive particular consideration. Deadline for submissions is May 15. Send application, including electronic images of Jewellery by Joanne Desarmia of Jo Bling work, to . Creations, on the Maple Run Studio Tour For further information, call 256–3647. 16 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Music, Magic and Manors in Perth! If you’ve been hibernating for the past few return to her roots and a gutsy move into zesniak on piano. Their repertoire for months, there are events springing up all uncharted territory. Broad is a remark- this “cross-over concert” includes a mix over Perth that may just tempt you into able collection of new songs that are of classical fare from Malcolm Arnold venturing out. So be sure to “bear” these sometimes playful, sometimes vulner- and Johannes Brahms and lighter se- in mind! able, occasionally in your face — and al- lections from Clifford Crawley, Arthur ways sincere and deeply felt. Levasseur’s Benjamin, Paul Reade and George Ger- PPAC’s Spring Offerings band, The Daily Special, features Cham- shwin. Then, on April 14 at 2:30pm, they The good folks at the Perth Performing pagne James Robertson on guitar, Paul will present vibraphonist Greg Runion’s Arts Committee (PPAC) are doing their Reddick on harmonica, drummer Brad jazz trio. Tickets are $35 (plus HST), best to lure you from your lair this spring, Hart and bassist Brian Kobayakawa. and include a glass of wine and hors by finishing off their 2012-13 season with And don’t forget PPAC’s final show d’oeuvres at the post-concert reception great shows in March and April. of this season — Sagapool on April 12. with the musicians. For more details, With her big voice, big sound, and a Described as “the great wild North”, this drop in to the Manor at 23 Drummond big brand-new record (entitled Broad, six-piece band promises to bring tales of Street West, or call 264–0050. for reasons that will become clear to the raucous romps and wintry meditations to audience on March 22), Treasa Levas- life on their new eponymous album and Believe in Bourada! seur is the type of old-school dame who corresponding North American tour. If you don’t believe in magic, spend an can get away with wearing a three-piece All PPAC shows start at 8pm in the evening with “thrillusionist” Michael suit and hold her own with the gents. Her Mason Theatre at Perth & District Colle- Bourada on March 9 and he will defi- third full-length album represents both a giate Institute. Tickets are available from nitely change your mind. Forget the Tickets Please — visit , call 485–6434, or traditional magic show but rather an en- drop in at Jo’s Clothes, 39 Fos- ergized, exciting and hilarious show that ter Street in Perth. includes special effects, lighting and real Canadian “thrillusionist” Michael music from the ’80s and ’90s. Simply put, Bourada brings his Magic & Illusion Chamber Music it leaves the audience wanting more! His show to Perth’s Mason Theatre in the Manor modern look and style definitely adds a on March 9 For those of you whose musi- different and unique spin to magic and cal tastes run more toward the illusion. adults, and $65 for a 4-pack, with pro- classical side, the Perth Manor Bourada, who is one of Canada’s elite ceeds going to The Stewart School. They Boutique Hotel presents two magicians and one of magic’s brightest are available in advance from Tickets more concerts in their Cham- rising stars, has taken his show all over Please (ticketsplease.ca or 485–6434), ber Music Series. The first, Eastern Canada, and recently completed or at the door. For more details, check on March 9 at 7:30pm, fea- a 27-day, 4-country tour of Europe. He out . tures Gordon Craig, princi- brings his Magic & Illusion show to the — Kris Riendeau PPAC Presents Treasa Levasseur (above) on pal clarinet with the Kingston Mason Theatre at PDCI on March 9 at March 22, and Sagapool on April 12 Symphony, with Michel Szc- 2pm. Tickets are $16 for kids, $20 for

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March 2013 www.thehumm.com 17 What is This? A Cuban Nightclub? Disclaimer: please consult your dinner mints in exchange for a tip at the high school art teacher, aesthe- door? You tell your guests they’re gross. tician and bylaw officer before Fact: Leaving the toilet lid up when you heeding any of the following ad- flush allows a cloud of bacteria to explode vice. Got a question? Send it to into the air and settle on nearby surfaces. . Like the sink. Like your face. I don’t ac- Funny You Should Write… Funny You tually know how you should properly Dear Miss Write, communicate your desire for a closed lid I hate my job. It’s not particularly without being rude. Maybe Pinterest has difficult, and I’m actually very a good idea for a tole-painted sign you good at what I do, but it’s just not could hang in there. Some spin off the old fulfilling. I’m bored and I can’t “If you sprinkle while you tinkle” might do help but feel there’s something it. “Don’t be a clown, put the lid down”… “Germs be hid, shut the lid.” That’s all I got. by Emily Arbour Dear Miss Write, more out there for me. Thing is, I can’t af- How do I use Facebook for my business? I ford to quit my job without another one don’t want to go online all the time but I lined up. I feel stuck. Any advice on what I want to be able use it as a marketing tool. can do to move forward? Mostly because I know everyone else is — Stuck in a Rut using it and I feel I need to. I have a page now, but not many people “like” it. What Dear Stuck, can I do to change that? You took the time to write this letter, so — Mystified by Social Media it’s a done decision. You have to leave your job. You have to find fulfillment. You get Dear Mystified, one chance to live this life, and personally, As a business owner, Facebook is certainly I wouldn’t waste another day (ok, month) your friend. At least, it can be if you use spending your time feeling like you should it properly. Essentially, it’s a secondary be doing something different. But, how to website that’s a little easier for people to move forward. When making life-chang- find and has the most current information ing decisions, I like to start by figuring about your brand. It’s a kinder, friendlier, out the worst-case scenario. In this case more accessible web presence that allows the worst case is that you don’t find a new individuals to connect with your business, one… Am I right? Totally possible. But it as opposed to a static website that doesn’t probably won’t kill you. You might have allow for immediate feedback. Those who to take a part-time job while you look for use it well, use it daily. I know that sounds something better. Worse things have hap- like a lot, but if you really want to work it, pened to better people. And sometimes, you have to treat it as part of your daily it’s that desperation for work that gives operations and not just some waste of you the guts to nail the interview. Jump time. It doesn’t have to be difficult, or take and the net will appear I say! Just do it! more than 5 minutes. Not a risk taker? We can’t all be. So A good business page (in my estima- start putting together an exit strategy for tion) is made up of two things: leaving your current job. Give yourself a) Current, frequently updated infor- an end date to work toward, and not only mation. If you’re a restaurant, I want will you be doing right by your current to know what the soup of the day is. employer by giving enough notice, you’ll If you’re a nail salon, I want to know be able to see the light at the end of the when you get a new polish colour in tunnel. Spend the time allotted looking stock. Even if I’m not going to be a cus- for opportunities, saving a little rainy day tomer today, you’re reminding me you money, and soul searching. And when the exist, and successful businesses are the time comes to move on, just trust that the ones that come to mind when people right opportunity will present itself. You need something. just have to be available to it. b) Pictures. Every time you post some- thing, post a picture, video or relevant Dear Miss Write, link. People need something to look at What is your stance on leaving the toi- and it builds content on your page. let lid up when you leave the bathroom? That’s it. By posting things that people are I don’t mean the seat. We all know that’s interested in, and encouraging them to wrong. I’m talking about the lid. I grew share those things with others your “likes” up in a house where when you were done will progressively grow and you’ll start using the facilities, you put the lid down, getting the hang of it. but the majority of guests who visits our home leave it up. I think it’s disgusting. — Emily Arbour is a freelance writer (among Am I alone on this? other things) who lives and works in Almon- — Grossed Out te. By no means is she an expert in anything but having an opinion and making things Dear Grossed Out, up. You can go ahead and take her advice, Yuck. What do your guests think your but you’d probably do just as well ask- house is? A Cuban nightclub? Is there ing Mark Zuckerberg about the merits of a smartly-dressed gentleman offering MySpace. Only difference is he doesn’t have squares of single-ply toilet paper and a column in this fine publication.

18 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Marvelous Predictions for March Oh my — I’ve just had Millians of all ages. But to ensure — the site of the Lanark & District Museum, or at the such a day! Don’t tell my the continued success of our lo- Maple Syrup Producers Associa- door for a modest $10. Humm editor, but by Feb- cal Maplelope population, please tion (LDMSPA). And if you picked Refreshments will be ruary 23 I was still at a visit up your Humm early in the month, available during inter- loss as to how to craft my and order your trees, which can you can nip out to Thompsontown mission. March article about Mis- be picked up at the Municipal Of- Maple Products for the LDMSPA So, then I milled my Mississippi Milling sissippi Mills happenings, fices on Saturday, April 27. I know Tapping Out Party! Starting at way further down Mill so I nipped over to Mill that seems like a long time from 10am on March 2, with a pancake Street and sat down Street for some Mid-Win- now, but do place your order early breakfast, this family event offers with an astrologist, who ter Milling and got some because the first 50 orders will fun for all ages. Stay for the official explained that the stars well-informed assistance! receive a free “Maplelope XING” tree tapping by the Claytones at were aligning to favour t-shirt (which all the cool kids will noon, gather around the fire and me with some luck. by Miss Mills soon be wearing). The Chamber learn about maple syrup from Ket- Well, I would have to has a beautiful array of nursery- tle Boys, and enjoy horse-drawn say that my favourite At my first stop, I visited a grown flowering, shade and fruit sleigh rides, maple taffy, and type of luck is the deli- delightful lady who read Mayan trees on offer this year, and they country music by local musicians. cious kind that comes beans for me. Well, wouldn’t you can all be ordered online or by Hiking trails through the sugar in pots — and wouldn’t know it, but my beans mysteri- calling 256–7886. bushes offer great views of Clay- you know it — there’s a ously formed themselves into The Town of Mississippiton Lake. For more information, community pot-luck very distinctive-looking M- Mills, along with the Beautifi- visit . coming up in March! shaped hoofprints… which can cation Committee, will also be Next on the roster for Mid-Win- This one is being put mean only one thing… the re- offering 3 year-old “transplants” ter Milling was a visit with a psy- on in the Almonte Old Hooray! It’s Maplelope season in turn of Maplelope season! Now (Norway Spruce, Fraser Fir or chic. I was a bit concerned when he Town Hall on March Mississippi Mills! for those of you who don’t recall, Douglas Fir), available for only told me he foresaw some drama in 19, from 5:30 to 7pm, (www.maplelope.ca) $2 by call- my future, but then I remembered and is being organized ing Bonnie at that the Valley Players of Almonte by The Neighbourhood Tomato gardeners who live in apart- 256–1077 x21 are presenting an evening of one- Community Gardens. According ments, and to link the experi- before April act plays and music! On March 8 to Joy Stratford, they are a diverse ence of seniors with the energy 18. In the and 9 at 8pm, you can visit the Mis- and committed group, whose of the youth. The Town Hall is meantime, you sissippi Valley Textile Museum and interests include seniors, youth, wheelchair accessible and the can check up enjoy a showcase of local musical organic farming, health, commu- event is free, but participants are on the Maplel- talent as well as an eclectic mix of nity building, food security, and asked to bring a culinary contri- ope by visiting one-act plays. town beautification with an ed- bution. , by liking by local youth, including a win- sentatives from The Mills, Com- to a second pot-luck to take him on Face- ner from the 2012 My Town’s munity Living of Lanark County, place during Bicycle Month, book, or by Got Talent competition, which public health nurses, and activists so if you can’t make the one in tweeting “I saw was sponsored in part by the in general. TYPS, the local youth March but would like to know a Maplelope”. Valley Players. The first play to centre, is expected to engage their more, just give her a shout at And while be performed is The Stronger gang as well. but we’re on a ma- by August Strindberg. This was Joy would like to see “abso- please put the word “Potluck” in The Valley Players present music and ple theme, an independent project devel- lutely everyone” attend, because the subject line! one-acts at the MVTM on March 8 & 9 don’t forget that oped for the Perth Studio Thea- they would like everybody to Well, there are numerous March is by far tre one-act play evening by a few participate in an informal dis- other marvellous things go- the Maplelope was first spotted in the bestest month to visit area very talented VP veterans. The cussion about “all areas in which ing on throughout Mississippi the wooded areas of Mississippi sugar bushes! Whether you go to second play will be Those Who food and community intersect”. Mills in March, so you’d bet- Mills last spring — right around study the syrup-making process, Can, Do — which was written This first potluck will allow peo- ter peruse every page of this sugaring-off time — when he stock up on maple products, ex- by Marianne Mullan and spon- ple to propose ideas, offer skills, issue so as not to miss any. became the beloved be-antlered plore the bush or just indulge in sored by the Valley Players for suggest small projects, consider And if you were intrigued by mascot of the annual Chamber taffy-on-snow, you’re bound to the 2011 Eastern Ontario Drama monthly projects (such as can- my Mid-winter Milling experi- of Commerce Tree Sale. Well, come away with an even deeper League One-Act Play Festival. ning classes, bread-making ences, drop into Soul Scents at I’m predicting that he’ll be spotted appreciation for Lanark County’s Tickets to this wonderful show- workshops, and the like). Some 42 Mill Street where organizer again this year, thanks to the tree- liquid gold. You can find most sug- case of local talent are available organizers are hoping to link Sara Bazett can tell you more planting efforts of Mississippi ar bushes listed at from Baker Bob’s, the Textile people with yards to potential about it!

March 2013 www.thehumm.com 19 Claiming Column WHAT’S ON IN Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Pakenham Home Show, Apr 5–7 Artemisia Gallery presents works Sculpture AllSorts Show (Mar 16–Apr 7) Carleton Place Library presents Almonte & Area Artists Shades of Roy Orbison, Smiths Falls, Gallery Perth at Code’s Mill presents “Spring into Art” Fairview Manor Foyer presents Rod Trider’s The Red Rocket Apr 5 Ottawa West Arts Assoc Gallery presents “Metamorphosis” Bridge Street Bistro Restaurant (CP) presents Laurel Cook Lynn Miles & Keith Glass, CP, Apr 6 Pakenham Public Library presents Muriel Yost The Mississippi Mills Chambers Gallery presents Mario Cerroni’s photography Shades of Roy Orbison, Perth, Apr 6 The Almonte Library Corridor Gallery presents Patricia Gordon’s mixed media Kanata Civic Art Gallery presents “Spring Song” On Stage for Kids, Almonte, Apr 7 Arnprior and District Museum presents ROM Bats of ON exhibit Sagapool (PPAC), Perth, Apr 12 Palms Coffee Shop presents Tim Yearington, Richard Skrobecki, and Shawn DeSalvo The Roaring ’20s (AiC), Apr 13 fieldwork presents installations by Joan Scaglione, Stefan Thompson, Bozica Radjenovic, Chris Grosset Art Conference/Luncheon, Carp, Apr 13 Read’s Book Shop presents JohnAll Hodgkinson’s drawings & paintings (toMonth Mar 16) Mary Cook Talk, Perth, Apr 13 Brush Strokes presents Strachan Johnston’s portraits & landscapes The fiVe, Pakenham, Apr 14 Equator Coffee Roasters presents Brian Roche’s digital watercolours $38,000 for a Friendly Face, Perth, Apr 18–28 The Heiress, Smiths Falls, Apr 18–28 Julian Fauth w/ D. Rotundo, Westport, Drum Circle, Carp Apr 19–20 AAAA Mtg, Almonte Acoustic Jam, Alice’s Village Cafe Brock Zeman, O’Reilly’s Pub Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Missa Gaia, Perth, Apr 21 Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Masonic Lodge Ali McCormick, O’Reilly’s Pub Open Mic Night, The Downstairs Pub Jam w/Dave Balfour, O’Reilly’s Pub Food Charter Mtg, Smiths Falls Jazz at Bally’s, Ballygiblin’s Nunsense II, CP, Apr 25–28, May 2–4 SchoolBOX Fashion Show, Almonte Maria Stuarda, Arnprior, Apr 27 Open Mic, Love That Barr Smiths Falls Home & Living Show, 4 5 6 7 May 3–5 Smokey Rose & Friends, Perth, May 4 Robin Bank$ Band, Westport, May 17 Young Awards Gala, Almonte, May 25 Cantata Singers of Ottawa, Almonte, May 25 Adult Bereavement Group, Perth Brock Zeman, O’Reilly’s Pub Beginner Ukulele for Kids, Almonte Acoustic Jam, Alice’s Village Cafe Rigoletto, Arnprior, May 25 Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Masonic Lodge Open Mic Night, The Downstairs Pub Fred Eaglesmith, Neat Coffee Shop Ali McCormick, O’Reilly’s Pub Mississippi Mills Bicycle Month, June PFLAG Carleton Place, CP Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Fred Eaglesmith, Neat Coffee Shop , Westport, Jun 1–2 Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s West Carleton Garden Club, Carp Antique Show & Sale Jam w/Dave Balfour, O’Reilly’s Pub Open Mic, Love That Barr Westport Artists’ Group, Westport Proof, Perth, Jun 6–16 Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s Cantores Celestes Women’s Choir, 11 12 13 14 Perth, Jun 29 Celtfest, Almonte, Jul 5–7 Blooming Arts Tour, Carleton Place, Jul 6 The Star Spangled Girl, Perth, Jul 12– Aug 4 Almonte Fair, Jul 19–21 Acoustic Jam, Alice’s Village Cafe Stewart Park Festival, Perth, Jul 19–21 Brock Zeman, O’Reilly’s Pub Ali McCormick, O’Reilly’s Pub Community Potluck, Almonte Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Flippin’ Art Night, Carleton Place Pollyanna, Smiths Falls, Aug 8–18 Almonte Quilters’ Guild, Almonte Open Mic Night, The Downstairs Pub Jam w/Dave Balfour, O’Reilly’s Pub Grapes of Wrath, Neat Coffee Shop Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Masonic Lodge Puppets Up!, Almonte, Aug 10–11 Relay For Life Team Captain Poetry Reading, Carleton Place Mind-Body Healing Talk, Carp The Marriage-Go-Round, Perth, Aug Rally, Almonte Open Mic, Love That Barr 9–Sep 1 Sage Age Improv Theatre, Highland Games, Almonte, Aug 24 18 19 20 Almonte21 Maberly Fair, Aug 24 Fibrefest, Almonte, Sep 7–8 Crown & Pumpkin Studio Tour, Missis- sippi Mills, Oct 12–14 Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs, Smiths Falls, Nov 28–Dec 8 Adult Bereavement Group, CP Almonte Horticultural Soc., Arnprior Quilters’ Guild , Arnprior Acoustic Jam, Alice’s Village Cafe Almonte Brock Zeman, O’Reilly’s Pub Neat SoundCheck, Neat Coffee Shop Ali McCormick, O’Reilly’s Pub Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Masonic Lodge Open Mic Night, The Downstairs Pub Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Open Mic, Love That Barr 25 26 Jam w/Dave27 Balfour, O’Reilly’s Pub Spencer28 Evans Trio, The Cove Visual Arts Almonte & Area Artists’ Assoc Mtg, Mar 4, 7:30-9pm. With Mario Cerroni. LiPS Poetry Slam, Mar 15, 7pm. With Beginner Ukulele Workshop for Music Workshops, Mar 8, 7pm, Bodhran Almonte Library, 4a-artists.ca. Free Magpie Ulysses. Thirsty Moose, CP. Kids, Mar 13, 1pm. Musicworks, Almonte. & Irish Session Music, $30. Mar 9, 3pm, Vernissage, Mar 8, 7-9pm. With Strachan Literature Book Reading/Genealogical Soc [email protected]. $5 256-7529, mmmusicworks.ca. $25 Beginner Hand Drumming, $25. Mar 23, Johnston. Brush Strokes, 129 Bridge St., am pm Mtg, Mar 2, 1:30pm. Arlene Stafford-Wil- Sage Age Improv Theatre, Mar 21, Meet Curious George, Mar 16 (10:30 , 2 , Blues Guitar, $35. Mississippi Mills CP. 253-8088, brushstrokesart.ca. son reads from Lanark County Chronicle. 7:30pm. St. Paul’s Anglican Church, Al- 12:30pm, 3:30pm), Mar 17 (2pm). Mill Street Musicworks, Almonte. 256-7529 Meet the Artist, Mar 8, 6:30pm. John Archives Lanark, 1920 Conc 7, Perth monte. 256-1771, sageage.ca. $20 Books, Almonte. 256-9090 Catherine MacLellan/Jonathan Hodgkinson. Read’s Book Shop, CP pm pm Poetry Reading, Mar 20, 7-9pm. Claudia Zero Dark Thirty, Mar 22 & 23, 7:30 . The Youth Dance - James Bond Theme, Byrd, Mar 9, 8 . MERA Schoolhouse, Westport Artists’ Group, Mar 12, Coutu Radmore. CP Library, 257-2702. Station Theatre, Smiths Falls. Mar 22, 6-9pm. Brunton Community Hall, McDonalds Corners. 268-2376. $24/$20 8am. Grist Mill Artist Retreat, 21 Main Live At The Met: Aida, Mar 30,1pm. Beckwith. 257-1539 in adv. (Tickets Please, 485-6434) St., Westport. O’Brien Theatre, 147 John St. N., Arnprior. Perth Manor Chamber Music, Mar 9, Almonte Quilters’ Guild, Mar 18, Theatre 622-7682, obrientheatre.com. 7:30pm. Clarinet & piano. $35+HST. Perth 7-9pm. Almonte Civitan Hall. 256-5858, Cactus Flower, Mar 1, 2, 8, 9 at 8pm. Mar Spiritual Cinema Circle, Mar 31, Music Manor. 264-0050. Long Sault Trio, Mar 1, 7:30pm. Coffee- [email protected]. 3, 10 at 2pm. The Station Theatre, Smiths 2pm. McMartin House, Perth. 267-4819, White Lake Acoustic Jam, Mar 9, house, live music. Althorpe Bolingbroke Flippin’ Art Night, Mar 21, 5-7pm. With Falls. smithsfallstheatre.com. $20/$18;/$10 [email protected],. opt. donation 7-10pm. White Lake Fire Hall, 142 Burn- Anna House & Peter Wright. Ballygiblin’s, Evening of One-Act Plays & Music, Community Hall, $10 stown Rd. 256-5439. $5 (members free) pm 151 Bridge St, CP. 257-2031. Free Mar 8-9, 8pm. Tickets at Baker Bob’s, Sublime Strings, Mar 2, 8 . $30/$15 at Traditional Song Session, Mar 10, Pakenham Maple Run Studio Tour, 256-4554, almonteinconcert.com, or at MVTM, or door. Textile Museum, Al- Youth 2-4pm. The Barley Mow, Almonte. 482- Mar 23-24, 10am-5pm. Free, follow green monte. valleyplayers.ca. $10 Annie Jr., Mar 1 at 7pm; Mar 2 at 2pm. Mudds the door. Almonte Old Town Hall 1437, [email protected] Youth Theatre. Tickets at 132 Coleman St., Drum Circle, Mar 6, 7pm. w/Jeremy Wrench, maple leaf signs. 624-2062, mapleruntour.ca. Magic & Illusion, Mar 9, 2pm. Thrillusionist Fiddlers’ Night/Dinner, Mar 15, 6pm. Arnprior Quilters’ Guild, Mar 27, Michael Bourada. Proceeds to Stewart CP. CP Town Hall. 257-1976. $10 St. Paul’s United Church, 3760 Carp Rd., Home-cooked dinner 7pm, then music & 6:30pm. Christian Education Centre, Arn- School. $20/$16, $65 for 4. PDCI, Perth Almonte in Concert Music Club, Mar Carp. By donation dancing. Almonte Civitan Hall. $12 prior. arnpriordistrictquiltersguild.com 3, 12:30pm. With Christa Lowry, trumpet. Almonte Old Town Hall, 256-5267 20 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Gaia Java (1300 Stittsville Main St., 836- 5469): Live music Fridays, 7-9pm, free MARCH 2013 Mar 1 Alex Tompkins Mar 8 Dynamite Motel Mar 15 Gretchen Martin Friday Saturday Sunday Mar 22 jkstraw Mar 29 Patrick Smith Quartet Annie Jr., Carleton Place Book Reading/Genealogical Soc Mtg, Perth Cactus Flower, Smiths Falls Almonte in Concert Music Club, Almonte Community Alex Tompkins, Gaia Java Diamond Jubilee Celebration, Carleton Place APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak Diamond Jubilee Celebration, Mar 2, Cactus Flower, Smiths Falls Annie Jr., Carleton Place Maple Syrup Tapping Out Party, Lanark Highlands 6pm. CP Memorial Hospital Auxiliary. CP Long Sault Trio, Bolingbroke March Meltdown, Beckwith Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub Arena, 257-1976. $20 Cactus Flower, Smiths Falls MMLTC AGM, Lanark Seedy Sunday, Pembroke Maple Syrup Tapping Out Party, Mar Ghetto Xpress, The Cove MVTM Soup for Thought Fundraiser, Almonte Seedy Sunday, Perth 2, 10am-2pm. Pancake breakfast, music, etc. 1 New Country Rehab2, Neat Coffee Shop Valley Singles Lunch3, Almonte Shawn McCullough, The Cove Thompsontown Maple Products. 256- Sublime Strings, Almonte 1826, thompsontownmaple.ca. March Meltdown, Mar 2, 8:30am-2pm. Pancakes at Brunton Hall, sleigh rides, Chili Cook Off. Beckwith Park Beginner Hand Drumming, Almonte MMLTC AGM, Mar 2, 2pm. Mississippi Cactus Flower, Smiths Falls Madawaska Land Trust Conservancy, Bodhran & Irish Session Music, Almonte Catherine MacLellan/Jonathan Byrd , MERA Cactus Flower, Smiths Falls Evening of One-Act Plays & Music, Almonte Cactus Flower, Smiths Falls Lanark Civitan Club Dynamite Motel, Gaia Java Head over Heels, The Cove Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak MVTM Soup for Thought, Mar 2, Noon. Evening of One-Act Plays & Music, Almonte Jeff Rogers, Neat Coffee Shop Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub Gourmet soup in a handmade bowl to Meet the Artist, Carleton Place Magic & Illusion, Perth Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s keep! $20/$10 at Baker Bob’s. Textile Steve Barrette Trio, The Swan at Carp Perth Manor Chamber Music, Perth Traditional Song Session, Almonte Museum, Almonte. 256-3754, mvtm.ca. Vernissage, Carleton8 Place PFG, The Downstairs Pub9 10 Seedy Sunday, Mar 3, 10am-3pm. Garden- Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s ing talks, lunch, seed sales. Fellowes High White Lake Acoustic Jam, White Lake School, Pembroke. 628-1836. Free Seedy Sunday, Mar 3, 10am-3pm. Seed sellers, workshops, vendors. Perth Legion. [email protected]. Free admission Valley Singles Lunch, Mar 3, 1-2:30pm. Ambush, The Downstairs Pub Claytones/Ariana Gillis, Almonte To register, call 256-8117 or 432-7622., Fred Eaglesmith, Perth Fiddlers’ Night/Dinner, Almonte Jack de Keyzer, Westport Superior Restaurant, 84 Mill St., Almonte. Meet Curious George, Almonte Gretchen Martin, Gaia Java Meet Curious George, Almonte Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub Food Charter Mtg, Mar 04, 1:30-3pm. Jack de Keyzer, Westport MERA Weavers, Lanark Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s Food, sustainable farming, etc. Leeds, LiPS Poetry Slam, Carleton Place Sleigh Rides & More, Pakenham St Patty’s Party w/Crooked Wood, The Cove Grenville, & Lanark Health Unit, SF. 345- Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s Talk: Allergy Prevention, Carp 5685x2215. Free 15 16 17 SchoolBOX Fashion Show, Mar 06, 6:30pm. Fundraiser for Equator trip to Nicaragua. Equator, Almonte. $10 Sleigh Rides & More, Mar 9-17, 10am-2pm. Sleigh rides, face painting, taffy on snow. Almonte Lectures, Almonte Fultons, 256-3867, fultons.ca. Alpaca 101, Ompah Zero Dark Thirty, Smiths Falls PFLAG Carleton Place, Mar 11, Peter Karp/Sue Foley Blues Guitar, Almonte jkstraw, Gaia Java Almonte Big Band Tea Dance, Almonte 7-8:30pm. With LGBT youth drop-in. Zion- Community Potluck/Music Jam, Bolingbroke Peter Karp, Sue Foley & Band, Perth Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak Memorial United Church, CP. 859-0100 Zero Dark Thirty, Smiths Falls Peter Karp/Sue Foley Blues Guitar, Perth Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub Keith Glass, Perth West Carleton Garden Club, Mar Steve Barrette Trio, The Swan at Carp Pakenham Maple Run Studio Tour Pakenham Maple Run Studio Tour 12, 7:30-9pm. Mark Dallas (roses). Carp Tannis Slimmon/Jennifer Noxon, Almonte Pancake Breakfast, Almonte Peter Karp, Sue Foley & Band, Almonte Memorial Hall. [email protected] Treasa Levasseur & The Daily Special, Perth The Rippers, The Downstairs Pub Adult Bereavement Groups, Mar 13, Youth Dance, 22Beckwith 23 24 (1-3pm, Lanark Lodge, Perth); Mar 27 (1:30-3:30pm, Waterside Park, CP). 267- 6400. Free. [email protected] MERA Weavers, Mar 16. Temple’s Sugar Bush, 1700 Ferguson’s Falls Rd, Lanark. 253-7000, templessugarbush.ca Cool Britannia, The Downstairs Pub Talk: Allergy Prevention, Mar 16, 1-3pm. Head over Heels, The Cove APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak w/Katherine Willow, N.D., Carp Ridge Patrick Smith Quartet, Gaia Java JP Cormier, Neat Coffee Shop Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub EcoWellness, Carp. 839-1198. Free Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s Live At The Met: Aida, Arnprior Community Potluck, Mar 19, 5:30-7pm. Mississippi Jug Stompers, Lanark Spiritual Cinema Circle, Perth Bring a potluck item. Community garden / Sleigh Rides & More, Fulton’s food discussions. Almonte Old Town Hall. 29 30 31 [email protected]. Free Relay For Life in Mississippi Mills Team Captain Rally, Mar 19, 7pm. Jack de Keyzer, Mar 15 & 16, 7pm. Blues Treasa Levasseur, Mar 22, 8pm. PPAC. The Downstairs Pub (385 Ottawa St., Neat Coffee Shop (1715 Calabogie Rd., Learn about 2013 fundraiser. Cancer. on the Rideau. The Cove, Westport. Tickets Please, 485-6434, ticketsplease. Almonte, 256-2031): Tues Open Mic w/ Burnstown, 433–3205): 8pm ca/mississippimills to register. Almonte Reserve at 1-888-COVE-INN, $60+tx ca. PDCI auditorium, 13 Victoria St., Perth Jumpin’ Jimmy, 8-11pm Mar 2 New Country Rehab, $20 Reformed Presbyterian Church. 267-1058 dinner & show Community Potluck/Jam, Mar 23, Mar 9 PFG (9pm) Mar 9 Jeff Rogers, $15 Mind-Body Healing Talk, Mar 21, Claytones/Ariana Gillis, Mar 16, 8pm. 5-10pm. Althorpe Bolingbroke Community Mar 15 Ambush (9pm) Mar 13 & 14 Fred Eaglesmith, $30 7-8:30pm. RSVP, Carp Ridge EcoWellness, $27, at Mill Street Books/door. Almonte Hall. 273-2571. $5/$10 + potluck dish Mar 23 The Rippers (9pm) Mar 21 Grapes of Wrath, $30 Carp. 839-1198, ecowellness.com. $20 Old Town Hall, 256-9090, folkusalmonte.ca. Keith Glass, Mar 23, 8pm. Songs From The Mar 30 Cool Britannia (9pm) Mar 27 SoundCheck open mic Almonte Lectures, Mar 22, 7:30pm. James Fred Eaglesmith, Mar 17, 8pm. $25 at Valley. ticketsplease.ca. Studio Theatre, The Cove (2 Bedford St., Westport, 273- Mar 30 J. P. Cormier, $20 Wright: Beethoven’s immortal beloved. fredeaglesmith.com; $30 at door. Perth Perth. 485-6434, $25 3636): Carp Masonic Lodge (3704 Carp Rd., Almonte United Church. don_wiles@ Civitan Hall, County Road 43, Perth. Almonte Big Band Tea Dance, Mar 24, Mar 1 Ghetto Xpress (8-11pm) Carp): Carp Celtic Jam, $3/$25 for 3 mos, carleton.ca. Free - donations accepted Peter Karp, Sue Foley & Band, Mar 1-4pm. Almonte Old Town Hall. 563-7044, Mar 2 Shawn McCullough (6-9pm) all levels, Mon, 7-9pm Alpaca 101, Mar 23. Silent Valley Alpaca Mar 22, 8pm at St Paul’s United in Perth, sroteadances.org. $14/$25 couple Mar 9, 30 Head over Heels (6-9pm) Ashton Pub (113 Old Mill Rd., Ashton): Ranch, 1120 Donaldson Rd., Ompah. tickets from ticketsplease.ca. Mar 23, 8pm Mississippi Jug Stompers, Mar 30, Mar 17 St. Patty’s Party w/Crooked Sundays Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, 2-5pm 479-0307, silentvalleyalpaca.ca. at Almonte Old Town Hall, tickets from 10:30am. Temple’s Sugar Bush, Lanark. 253- Wood, (1-4pm) Love That Barr (2496 County Rd. 29, Pak- Pancake Breakfast, Mar 24, 8am-Noon. mmmusicworks.ca. karpfoley.com $20 7000, templessugarbush.ca. Free Mar 28 Spencer Evans Trio (9-11pm) enham, 624-2000): Thurs Open Mic 8pm GF avail., Union Hall, Wolf Grove Rd. at Peter Karp/Sue Foley Blues Guitar The Swan at Carp (Falldown Lane Carp, Ballygiblin’s (151 Bridge St., Carleton Alice’s Village Café (3773 Carp Rd., Tatlock Rd., Almonte. Workshop, Mar 22, 6pm. St Paul’s United 839-7926): jazz Place, 253-7400), jazz, no cover Carp, 470-2233): Thurs Acoustic Open Almonte & District Horticultural Church, Perth. 485-6434, karpfoley.com Mar 8, 22 Steve Barrette Trio, 7-10pm, no cover Mar 7 Peter Brown, Don Paterson, Glenn Jam w/Curtis Chaffey 7pm Soc., Mar 25, 7:30pm. Cornerstone Com- Tannis Slimmon/Jennifer Noxon, O’Reilly’s Pub (43 Gore St. E., Perth, Robb & guests (6-9pm) The Royal Oak (329 March Rd. Kanata, munity Church, Almonte. Mar 22, 7:30pm. Peace of Mind Creations, 267-7994): 8:30pm. Brock Zeman Tues, The Naismith Pub (411 Ottawa St., 591-3895): jazz on Sun, no cover Heritage Court, Almonte. 461-7662. $20 Open Jam w/Dave Balfour Wed, Ali Mc- Almonte, 256-6336): Open Celtic Jam Mar 3, 31 APEX Jazz Band (2-5pm) Cormick Thurs Wed, no charge, 7:30-10pm Mar 10, 24 Magnolia Rhythm Kings (3-6pm)

March 2013 www.thehumm.com 21 Heartsong YOGA Studio Springtime YOGA Retreat: MVTM + APG = FUN May 17–19, 2013 Creative March Break Camp YOGA • Meditation • ART • Scrumptious Food After the success of their partnership last year, Five full days of creativity, with many projects the Almonte Potter’s Guild and the Mississippi and activities, will keep kids inspired and engaged. Upcoming YOGA Teacher Training Courses Valley Textile Museum are once again teaming Keeping the group small will ensure that each child Yoga Exercise Specialist (Y.E.S.I) Part 1: up to offer an exciting, creative, full-day March is able to work at their own pace. Skilled potters April 13-14, 2013-02-18 (Entry-Level) Break Camp. Spring is the inspiration behind the from the Potter’s Guild will guide kids through the Therapeutic YOGA Specialist (TYS): many interesting crafts and projects that kids processes of hand-building and wheel-throwing. Begins June 22-23, 2013 (RYT500 Applicable) will participate in. They will construct animals from clay and try mask-making as well. At the Textile Museum, kids 18 Renfrew Ave. West, Renfrew 613-433-7346 will dye their own wool for a felting project, deco- [email protected] rate an umbrella, make nests, and learn to make www.Heartsongyogapilates.ca and use their own spool-knitter. This year is the first time that the campers will be able to make use of the fabulous new Education Room in the See what happens when you tweet upstairs gallery of the museum. The camp will also include a supervised heritage i saw a maplelope walking tour of Almonte, from the Potter’s Guild to the Textile Museum, at lunchtime each day. The hours of the camp are 9am to 4pm, with drop off at the Potter’s Guild and pick up at the Textile Museum. It is for children aged 8 to 12, and costs $250 per child. Please call 256–3754 by March 6 to reserve a spot in the camp. For more informa- tion, visit the Mississippi Valley Textile Museum’s website at , call the Textile Museum at 256–3754, or call the Potter’s Guild at 256–5556. — Linda Hamilton In Praise of Administrators Music Matters Notre Dame Catholic High School in Car- the entire staff. When you feel like your expertise is leton Place recently received some wonder- valued, and that you know how to make decisions ful news: our principal was named as one of for the benefit of your program, it really makes a dif- Canada’s Outstanding Principals, an award ference. At our school, if one of the arts teachers or which all of our staff and school community coaches has an idea, the answer isn’t automatically felt was richly deserved. “no” but rather, “how can we make this work?” This The importance of administrators is of- encourages all of us to be creative and find ways to ten overlooked or taken for granted. How- enrich the school experience for our students. ever, if you were to poll music and drama I have also seen situations at other schools teachers, as well as coaches, they would where colleagues have felt handcuffed, feeling like they have very little decision-making power. This by Tony Stuart has a trickle-down effect, because morale is af- fected at every level. Pretty soon, a negative energy be the first to say that the success of their endeav- takes over. Coincidentally, whether in a school or in ours is very dependent on the administration at the an office, incidences of sick days and transfers seem school. I’ve been teaching for a long time, and I re- to be more prevalent in these environments. ally appreciate just how fortunate I am, and how The same can be said of orchestras, bands and our administration has played an important part in choirs. The leadership provided by a conductor is the growth of our music program. instrumental (pun fully intended!) in determining Being an administrator in today’s school system what type of environment is created. We’ve all heard requires a diverse skill set, as they have many differ- stories of serious rifts between conductors and their ent hats to wear. The tone of a school is set by the type of leadership they pro- hen you feel like your expertise is vide. Balancing the needs of students, Wvalued, and that you know how to parents, staff, and the community at make decisions for the benefit of your large is no easy task. One of things that I appreciate most program, it really makes a difference. is the level of support that we receive from our principal. He is the first person to admit musicians. At the end of the day, this takes away that he is a sports guy and knows very little about from music-making, and creates a lot of negativity. music, but he genuinely appreciates the hard work I guess what it comes down to is that positive that these students put in, and the results that they environments, where people feel valued, tend to achieve. Band students feel that they are valuable produce positive results. It’s a case of trusting that members of the school community, and the tone the people who work for you know what they are that he sets is one of the big reasons why we have doing, and creating an environment where they so many student athletes who are also part of our want to achieve. It is a lesson that I’m continuing to band program. He attends every concert, and fre- learn as I work with young people. quently stops in during rehearsals just to have a Music-making should be a positive, empower- listen. Students notice these things, just as they no- ing experience, and I believe that this environment tice if they aren’t being supported. exists at our school. For that, I’m grateful. I also appreciate the fact that I’m trusted to be — Tony Stuart is the Music Director at Notre Dame able to know how to do my job without being mi- Catholic High School in Carleton Place, and a cro-managed. This is a sentiment that is echoed by freelance professional musician. 22 www.thehumm.com March 2013 What’s Your Best- Before Date? A friend brought us a box of chocolates the top of the hill to see the view! But I could

The Reever Report The Reever last week, saying she’d had them a while, have, just remember that. That was my better- but thought the “best before” date was still than-before stage. valid. We said we didn’t care, as we thought I figured sixty would signal the “still all right” it best to eat them before she changed her phase for sure, but it didn’t happen. I found all mind about leaving them. Further, a cou- sorts of new interests that kept me learning and ple of us said we’d already likely passed our active. Oh, there were days when I felt like the own best-before date, so it wouldn’t make a label “not so good after…” might be creeping up lot of difference. It would have beenbest if on me, but those days were few and far between. we’d closed the lid before we had eaten two In fact, as I looked around my circle of friends, each though! I saw all of us as better-than-before. None of us were aging at all. And don’t be saying, “Old eyes by Glenda Jones are dim, and old brains addled!” So along came seventy, and what do you know, So just what does that date mean anyway? If it turned out to be pretty much like forty, fifty, and something is best before a date, is it still all right sixty. I’d come through best-before and better- two days later? How about a week later? Could than-before, and I’ve decided that’s where I’m go- the label say “best before…”, and then “still all right ing to remain. I don’t feel any older except on the on…”, and then “not so good after…” and then days the snow is piled a foot deep and my shovel is “throw this out on...”? And would someone still try just not up to the task. No one I know feels older it after the throw-away date, kind of the way we all either, so I think we’re all enjoying a long hiatus of have to touch the “wet paint” to really test it? better-than-before. In fact, most of us are in the Everything has an expiry date — even people. better-than-ever category. Fine wine? Ohhh yes! But we don’t have to accept it without a fight. I, If I were that box of chocolates, I’d likely be for example, used to think my best-before date well beyond the ascribed date, but for the life of was when I was around thirty years old. Kids me, I don’t feel like I’m going stale yet. In fact, were growing up well and happy, and we were settled f I were that box of chocolates, I’d likely be in a cozy little Maritime well beyond the ascribed date, but for the house. I was past diapers on I Pick up theHumm in Almonte at babies, building a little busi- life of me, I don’t feel like I’m going stale yet. ness, and thought the world Mill Street Books was rotating in a pretty good way. Life couldn’t have been better, and it sure this past year has been an invigorating one: be- seemed like the best of times to me. tween Sage Age, my dog training, and now this So I was sure when I reached forty I was likely hospice we are establishing, I marvel at the en- testing that best-before date. But no, I was still ergy all this activity spawns. I’m busy planning improving, so that couldn’t have been it either. what I want/need to do next, when I get some Maybe fifty would be the magic number. After spare time. all, simple math would indicate I’d passed the I’m confident I’ve got a way to go before the still- half-way mark, right? Maybe I would settle for all-right date even, and for sure I don’t want the the “still all right” stage. I can’t say I felt like that “not-so-good” label, and definitely not the “throw though, as I found so many new challenges to away after…” No one ever deserves that one! undertake, and success coming along with them. It’s like that saying: how old would you be if I stockpiled the previous experiences to enrich you didn’t know when you were born? So pick the new ones, sort of like a rare wine gaining nu- an age — it’s the best, no matter what it is. Be ances of excellence. It turned out fifty was really the box of chocolates, and just don’t accept that a blast, and I forgot about sitting at the top of phony date they stamp on the bottom of the box. the hill and waiting for the downward push. As Savour every morsel — you’ve earned it! a matter of fact, I was too busy to even walk to — Glenda Jones

March 2013 www.thehumm.com 23 The Roaring ´20s Saturday, April 13th, 2013 - 8:00 p.m. Almonte Old Town Hall, 14 Bridge Street

Photo by Jennifer A. Jilks Spirit ‘20 James Campbell – clarinet John Novacek – piano Perth Prepares to Present Missa Gaia Chloé Dominguez – cello Mark Fewer – violin The choir of St. Paul’s United Church, St. James Anglican Church, and friends, will be James McKay – bassoon Guy Few – trumpet, voice, piano presenting Paul Winter’s Missa Gaia at St. Paul’s in Perth on Sunday, April 21, at 7:30pm. Above, the choir rehearses a section from the contemporary mass during one of Capturing the essence of the 1920s - their weekly Tuesday night practices, accompanied by pianist Val Leavitt. bridging the gap between classical and jazz. Ticket information and more details about the performance will appear in the Tickets: $30 Adult $15 Student April edition of theHumm. Available online (almonteinconcert.com) and at: Mill Street Books - 52 Mill Street, Almonte Remembrance Gift Shop - 141 Bridge Street, Carleton Place Tickets Please (at Jo's Clothes) - 39 Foster Street, Perth Get in Touch With The Ontario Arts Council is an agency of the Government of Ontario. Your Inner Dancer! Are you one of those people who look at MMM is now an international phe- me with barely concealed surprise when I nomenon, with classes held in several tell you I take dancing lessons? Here I am, cities and towns in Ontario (including closing in on 60, average height, shortish Almonte, Carleton Place, Pakenham and legs, gray hair, generally ungraceful, and Arnprior), Quebec and some western Ca- with no dance training; yet I look forward nadian provinces, and also Britain, Swit- Opportunity Blooms to my dance class at the Pakenham arena zerland, Germany, the United States, Aus- on Wednesday evenings. There I join four tralia, Japan, South Africa and Sweden. other middle-aged women in perform- The beauty of this method is that any- in Almonte ing flowing, exhilarating exercises that one can do it — whether you’re 3 years improve our strength, balance, flexibility, old, or 103! There are several video clips The White Lilly is for Sale concentration, posture, co-ordination, en- on the internet showing groups of men, durance and mental abilities. The music is women and children of different ages, This well loved women’s clothing & accessories inspiring (none of that thumping, monot- abilities and nationalities, executing crea- destination is located in the charming heart of onous noise); the instructor, Susan Jack, tive, graceful routines. You have a choice, Almonte - just 30 minutes west of Ottawa. is talented and patient; and the moves are too, of whether to take the recreational challenging, yet doable. 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Margaret Morris felt constricted about dance, confident and clear as she Is fashion in your future? by the formality of classical ballet, and demonstrates and explains each move, evolved a dance form that was not only and patient as she encourages us to exe- Let’s talk. more natural and free-flowing, but also cute the moves to the best of our abilities. had many therapeutic benefits. In fact, She always shows modifications of the 613.256.7799 / [email protected] her repertoire includes remedial dance more difficult exercises to accommodate exercises for physically handicapped our infirmities. And even if you’re a klutz people. Margaret Morris incorporated like me when it comes to remembering the elements from different sources, includ- dance patterns, she always smiles because ing her knowledge of physiotherapy she knows you’re doing your best and try- (which led her to create movements that ing hard, and that’s what really matters. stretch every muscle in the body — in So contact Susan at if you’d like to drop in on one exercises!), and Hatha yoga (which is evi- of her classes and see what they’re like, or dent in the deep breathing and synchro- if you’d like to sign up for the next session 14 Mill Street . Almonte ON . lillywhite.ca/whitelilly nized breathing that are part of the dance starting in April. I hope to see you there! movements). — Theresa Peluso 24 www.thehumm.com March 2013 Adventure Travel PETER KARP & SUE FOLEY Near and Far with band If you have an adventurous spirit, you will not want to miss Judy Watts’ presentation “Rough Travel in the Arctic — by Kayak, Canoe, Raft and Foot”! Now living in Lanark County, Watts worked in the North West Territories and Nunavut for sixteen years. She will talk and show pictures of her many travels in the Arctic — trips planned on her own and through outfitters — even a spring High snowmobile trip on the ice in north Baf- fin Island. Spirit During the same evening, find out about the abundant local opportunities to kayak ing — St. Lawrence Islands National Park and canoe on the creeks, rivers and lakes (Parks Canada), equipment displays, sales close to home. Booths will include: Paddle (including Black Spruce Gear), and much, Lanark County and Beyond (Mississippi much more! There will also be a silent auc- MUSICBlues TO RAISE THE ROOF AND YOUR SPIRITS Valley Field Naturalists), Frontenac County tion, refreshments and door prizes.

Parks and Recreation, 1000 Islands Kayak- It’s all happening at Adventure Travels Near & Far, on Friday, April 12. Show Starts Doors open at 6:30pm, with the MARCH 22 2013 MARCH 23 2013 presentation at 7:15pm, all at the 8tickets PM Almonte United Church Social $ 20 Hall at 106 Elgin Street. ST PAUL'S UNITED CHURCH EA ALMONTE OLD TOWN HALL Entry is by freewill dona- 25 Gore St W., Perth ON K7H 2L9 14 Bridge Street, Almonte, Ontario tion — all proceeds from the evening will go to the Li- TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: kulezi Project, a Commu- 39 Foster St., Perth Ontario | 613.485.6434 nity Care Project in Malawi, . For www.stpauls-uc-perth.org | www.ticketplease.ca more information, contact Doug Come to the Almonte United Church on April 12 to Younger-Lewis at 256–2738 or 453-5 Ottawa St., Almonte ON | 613.256.7464 learn about adventure travels and raise funds for . www.mmmusicworks.ca | www.karpfoley.com the Likulezi Project Heritage Mica Days On these gray and dismal late winter days, the spring and summer seasons seem quite elusive. However, the planners of the 2013 Heritage Mica Days have been hard at work preparing an action-packed schedule of events to keep everyone busy from June through Thanksgiving. Herit- Unique Soapstone age Mica Days takes place at Murphys Masonry Heaters, Point Provincial Park, located about twen- Bake Ovens & Cook Tops ty minutes southwest of Perth. From open house tours of the Silver Queen Mine with costumed interpreters Built with heat-retaining and heritage displays, to a wide variety of SUPERIOR QUALITY music and food events and the popular Finnish soapstone, Dinner Theatre, you are sure to find an -ac creating the most efficient, tivity that meets the needs of your family. Visit the restored ore wagon and the hors- cleanest-burning and es that have joined this display since last safest fireplaces, season. Chow down on some corn on the masterfully engineered cob at the campfire pit. Sit back and enjoy festival activities scheduled. There is an in Finland. the call of the loons who accompany mu- opportunity to become a “Mica Mate”, and sical guests at the outdoor amphitheatre. you can purchase tickets securely through Aesthetically beautiful, Meet the spirits of the Silver Queen Mine the website using the PayPal program. this is by far the most on the popular evening Spirit Walks. Or Check the website frequently as updates simply relax on the beach and enjoy a will be made as new activities or musi- useful piece of art BBQ lunch or pancake brunch. cians are booked. you’ll ever own. One piece of exciting news to share Heritage Mica Days is a program of is the development of the Heritage Mica the Friends of Murphys Point Park, a reg- Days festival website at . Here you can find a complete in 1995. They work in cooperation with www.soapstoneheating.com detailed listing of all scheduled festival Ontario Parks and are one of dozens of events, as well as some history of the Friends organizations throughout the [email protected] event and information about the Silver province. For additional information Queen Mine and the Friends of Murphys about Heritage Mica Days, you can email Over 100 ULC Certified models & Point Park. You can also browse the cal- or call professional advice on customizing endar pages to easily see which dates have 267–5340. March 2013 www.thehumm.com 25 Memories of Lanark County in New Book Last month, visitors to The Book Nook on Gore Street in Perth took a trip down memory lane as author Arlene Stafford- Wilson launched her latest book: Lanark County Chroni- cle — Double Back to the Third Line. The new book follows on the heels of Lanark County Kid and once again takes the reader back to the 1960s and 1970s Like theHumm on in the communities of Perth, Smiths Falls, Almonte, Port facebook! Elmsley and the Rideau Lakes, to name a few. An avid historian and for- mer newsletter editor of the Lanark County Genealogical Society, Stafford-Wilson grew up on the third concession of Tay Valley Township. She at- Author Arlene Stafford-Wilson launched her latest book last tended area schools and has month at The Book Nook in Perth (above, with owner Leslie channelled her love of history Wallack). She will be speaking at Archives Lanark on Saturday, into three books featuring lo- March 2 at 1:30pm cal stories and tales of growing up on the farm in the post-war the people and places she en- my adventures at the Hershey years in Lanark County. countered. factory in Smiths Falls, the Port Her first book,Recipes and It features stories about lo- Elmsley Drive-In, the Rideau Fer- Recollections, is a compilation of cal places like the Balderson ry Inn, and even a cattle drive in her late mother’s prize-winning Cheese Factory, the Kitten Mill Ferguson’s Falls, to name a few.” recipes from her days of judging in Lanark, and Oakes’ Bakery and Leslie Wallack, owner of The at fairs in Lanark County. “Our Haggis Candy in Perth. Book Nook, says she’s had a mother was a keen competitor at “Like the first two books,La - waiting list of people who want the Perth and Maberly Fairs for nark County Chronicle features to purchase Lanark County Kid, decades, and we wanted to pre- stories from this area, and there and that Recipes and Recollec- serve her prize-winning recipes, is an index at the back of the tions has also sold well. The book along with stories from my four book of all of the local people shelves are re-stocked now and siblings and me growing up on mentioned. Anyone from the all three books are available for the farm outside of Perth.” area will likely recognize many of St. Patrick’s Day gift-giving. Stafford-Wilson’s secondthe surnames in the index — you Copies of Arlene’s books are book, Lanark County Kid, is a may even see your own name!” also available at Mill Street Books collection of short stories about explains Stafford-Wilson. in Almonte, The Book Nook and life in a rural community during “The stories in my latest book The Bookworm in Perth, and Ar- the 1960s and ’70s, and some of will bring the reader along on lie’s Books in Smiths Falls.

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26 www.thehumm.com March 2013 LiPS: Magpie in March They have a saying about March coming in like a lamb and leaving like a lion, or vice versa. In Lanark County, spring will be presaged by a magpie! Mag- pie Ulysses, that is. Flying all the way from Nelson, BC, Magpie will be featured at the March edi- tion of the Lanark County Live Poets Society’s (also known as LiPS) spoken word Slam on Friday, March 15, at The Thirsty Moose in Carleton Place. Magpie Ulysses is a dynamic performance poet and storyteller known for charming and slaying her audiences with intense stage presence and thoughtful insight about humanity. Her “confes- sional poems hit hard and take the reader through intense visceral terrain, but never wallow.” (Robert Priest, NOW magazine). BC’s Magpie Ulysses will be the featured Magpie began performing poems at the age of performer at the LiPS Spoken Word Slam on 17 in Calgary, Alberta. She has performed across March 15 at The Thirsty Moose North America at hundreds of venues, and is a vet- eran of the Vancouver poetry slam, where she was come to participate. All you need are two original a member of two national champion slam teams works no more than three minutes long. There is and was the winner of Vancouver’s 2008 CBC Po- also an open mic before the slam, for those who etry Face Off. Last fall, Magpie was named a Poet of might wish to share their poetry, song, short story Honour at the Canadian Festival of Spoken Word. or music. LiPS is always happy to welcome new per- So much of her work surrounds the things we formers, whether they be “old” veterans of poetry or don’t say. She speaks on the topics of history, sci- those taking the risk of sharing their work for the ence, love, exploration, abuse, addictions, environ- first time. You will find everyone — artists and audi- mentalism, human triumph, sacrifice and struggle. ence alike — welcoming and supportive. Magpie is currently living in Nelson, where she Or simply come out and enjoy a wonderful even- is working on a project, on behalf of the Canada ing and the amazing work of Magpie Ulysses! Council for the Arts, about storytelling, adapta- The event gets underway at 7pm, upstairs at The tions and human spirit. It’s based upon her experi- Thirsty Moose, but come earlier if you wish to sign ences of hitchhiking more than 25,000 kilometers up, get a good seat, or have something to eat. Ad- in her late teens and early twenties. mission is only $5 and free for performers. For more about Magpie, visit her website at For more information, contact LiPS at Follow theHumm on Twitter! . or look for LiPS on LiPS will also be hosting their monthly slam — a Facebook. @Infohumm spoken word poetry competition. Anyone is wel- — Tammy MacKenzie The fiVe in Pakenham Chamber Music Concert on April 14 Formed in 2003 by members of Ottawa’s Diver- You will have a unique opportunity to hear timento Orchestra, The fiVe have pursued their this ensemble perform in the wonderful acous- passion both for playing chamber music and for tics of St. Andrews United Church in Pakenham, exploring lesser-known musical gems. They have on Sunday, April 14. Entitled “Celebration”, their created many original arrangements for wind quin- concert will feature music drawn from all the spe- tet. Audiences delight in their engaging introduc- cial events of life. Enjoy coffee or tea and some tions and masterful playing of pieces, from baroque marvellous desserts at 3pm. The performance will and classical to musicals and ragtime. begin at 4pm. Members of The fiVe are: Elsa Slater, flute; David Tickets are $15, and are available at the Paken- Sale, oboe; Angela Blackwell, clarinet; Bob Brown, ham General Store and of course at the door. French horn; and Gordon Slater, bassoon.

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