The Sewanee Purple

Thursday, February 28, 1974 VOLUME XCII Number 12 The University of the South, Sewanee, Tennessee Mystery Meat Sparks Riot

by Mike Walsh battlefield, overturned chairs and tables, plates and On Saturday, February 8, meat strewn on the floor students saw the brief revival several students collected the of an institution which most steaks and distributed them thought had died—the food among a large crowd of dogs riot. Several years ago, food outside the entrance to Gailor. riots were planned well in Tom McBibeney advance and carried out at manager of Saga Food S regular intervals. The last full-scale student protest puzzlement at the ( fthe ij.nnst their food occurred two New York Tension rose quickly as Strip, .ford's, an "elite" Gailor's doors opened and Colorado meat to have students entered for the night, but Saturday evening meal. charcoal broiled that Student personnel urged that was not possible this as on previous people to choose chicken, the weekend, this semester, alternate selection, rather than Saturdays because of bad weather the weekly steaks. There were Regents Begin Work Today numerous complaints, and conditions. other, students vehemently He also discussed many is that Saga authorization for the favorable report then it described the steaks as more basic problems by Brad Berg the securing of its winter meetin; administration to vary the male probable that "inedible." Many remarked the has been facing. Despite The for the in media of Regents of the to female ratio slightly from funds and plans "the atmosphere was right" for decline in importance for of a new facility is University of the South begins year to year, so as to allow construction food riot. Over halfway coverage, the meat shortage a future, several important the admittance of the best will proceed in the near through the meal, people on still a definite problem. Many today with will consider people and organizations, Mr. decisions and considerations balance of qualified applicants. The Regents left ; dining hall coming before the body. Items of monetary the statement of purpose from U-, .in striking their glasses with McBibeney explai of committee which fortunate to acqu Committees began meeting importance are the receipt the self-study silverware, a traditional action and yesterday with the Board's first the economic feasibility study was reviewed, revised, signalling food The recent an imminent University prevented collective meeting being today, for the construction of a new adopted by the riot. Soon the right side took statement Thursday. hospital facility and the review Senate. Should the up this chorus. Everyone budget. It is be approved by the Regents processing plants and stores, The item of importance of the 1974-75 seemed to be waiting for the Board, which expected that the budget will then it will be presented to someone begin. the and was another problem before the else to On Trustees at their affects the College of be approved. Should the Board of right side, a steak suddenly which Saga had to cope with; directly a meeting in May for final Sciences is an hospital committee deliver flew through the air, and a on page 10) Arts and (Cont. _ approval. volley of meat, rolls, and The awarding of a the School of usly. People were >gy forced I leave the dining hall consedered by the Board. as steaks and rolls struck them Fuel Consumption Cut Titled "Master of Theological and fell their trays. After on Studies," this degree will be about one minute, the 'battle' nature, :es. It one of an academic This University, although that costs for abruptly died out. Five than the professional (1) lowered odoor rather minutes later, hostilities from many of the thermostats 68 degrees, (2) itly fulminated of the nation and on the left side, for the annual bring an employed ai "energy guard" is with plates glasses being world, is today confronted by (1973-1974 will and 3f honorary degrees increase in the to see that e thrown and tables overturned, the same shortage or possible estimated 13% University buildings, (3) One cafeteria employee shortage that faces other price of natural gas; water will off in rise as the University closed the University Market reported finding a bloodstained individuals, businesses, and 80% of the and Supply Store at earlier napkin, an indication that universities. Even if the becomes a customer nee Utility District; paper hours on weekends, (4) there had been some injuries, authenticity of the energy iewa reduced street lighting where students at the The dining crisis may be questioned, the will area resembled a will also lortages, inflation, and possible, and (5) urged Academy expected that Dilution requirements employees to avoid excessive considered. It is of the program er mills.) The Federal use of paper supplies. an expansion authorized.The present Journalists to Gather Office has distributed a Community organizations, will be overall male to female ratio is !C contingency plan in (Cont on page 10) approximately four to one. An all—day workshop for short, the area students interested in Media i rationing. In journalism will be held at the Society.' about University of the South on to be careless Drive Begun ; the University Fund credit,

will x olivine as a public service or nomination for governor, hold a press conference to give The Student Fund Drive, an 30% to the designed to aid college and the student participants an Order of Gownsmen project to to practice skills opportunity raise money for local ch ,i ii i .ill It- throughout Tennessee and the in a professional setting. organizations, will be held udio—visual equipment, and conference, Notice Southeastern area. Stories on the during the first week of March. Students are invited to written by selected students In effort to reach the goal of fund at the Preregister. newsmen, will be analyzed The pregistration and Due to a substantial $1500, collections will be fee, which includes lunch, will in the afternoon session. taken on a dorm to dorm basis financial overrun incurred be S2.50 for members of the The luncheon speaker will for consectutive days. first semester, the four Tennessee Collegiate Press be John Seigenthaler, publisher Gownsmen heartily encouragf PURPLE will The money taken in will be Sewanee of the Nashville Tennessean SEWANEE all students of the Universit and distributed as follows; 30% to Stud and member of the board of publish on a biweekly to contribute. Gaylord Walke of the ' John N. Popham, managing selectmen for the Pulitzerzer basis the remainder the Bcy s ciub for an outdoor editor of The Chatanooga Priz He the semester. basketball court, 30% to the Times, will give the keynote Sewanee Public School for a .

THE SEWANEE PURPLE Thursday, February 28, 1974

Gailor Grumblings:

Meal Tickets Again

Gailor's Galloping Gourmet has outdone himself in recent weeks, breaking all previous records for tasteless foods. He has even found his own solution to the beef shortage — though he refuses to divulge his secret recipe. The Gailor Food Riot, staged two weeks ago, was a spontaneous uprising of dissatisfied students. Those present shared the general consensus that their steaks on that occasion tasted peculiarly like "horse." Saga Food Service has undoubtedly overdone itself at cutting costs. We have been barraged in recent weeks by a constant outpouring of noodle casseroles, shepherd pies, and gailorburgers. Gailor has continued to amaze us with its epicurean delights. We had no idea that there were so many things that could be done with a potato. The latest creation is simply called a UFO — an unidentified fried object. Meanwhile, the Tennessee Department of Public Health has given our beloved dining hall an "A" rating. The Fool the on the Hill The health inspectors obviously didn't taste food.— They were probably overawed by the interior decor by William Ray Folger the carpeting, the paneling, the chandeliers. Gailor is a nice place to visit, but we wouldn't want On the day of my off the dirt slowly and and planets of i to eat there for four years. Enlightenment three years quickly proceeded to one has ever seen before. In fact, we don't eat there half the time. But we pay ago I happened to be inspect the flowers. While When I awoke from my all the meals. There is the rub. We pay even when we for seeking a peaceful and he was walking around the dream and opened my don't eat. mellow place to escape, planter he recorded the eyes, I noticed that the Saga tells us that this is the way it should be. They and it was my misfortune general health of the little man was standing on meal, claim that if every student attended every they that I chose to walk down flowers and their my shoulder. This is what would go bankrupt. Moreover, they tell us that we pay Alto road. There is a bend environmental situation in the little man said to me: for only 60 percent of our meals in any event. in the road about a third a notebook. Arriving at "Good afternoon brother. We have a solution. A meal ticket plan. of the way down the one end of the planter, he Thought you might like to Under a meal ticket plan, students would pay only mountain which is marked noticed a plant that was know what I was doing in by the remains of an old having difficulty that for those meals that they ate. Although the plan would coming planter. It's just my quarry. Something else out of the ground. The job, boy; result in slightly higher prices for individual meals, most old nature hired marks the bend: 10,000 man carefully grasped the students would realize a net savings. me to be an inspector. beer cans, about 30 plant and tried to tug it Take a close look at the Moreover, Saga would be forced to improve the assorted refrigerators and out of the ground. This Alto Road dump brother. quality of its food in order to compete for student stoves, old tires, 400 proved effective and You no doubt find it business. Students would be free to choose where they pounds of paper and 300 within minutes the strange to discover this on ate their meals. If they didn't like what was served at pounds of plastics. helpless plant was your day of Enlighten- Upon reaching this Gailor, they could try the Union or the Inn. transformed into a ment and I suppose I The Order of Gownsmen has adopted a resolution to man-made spectacle, I sat beautiful flower. This little should apoligize for down and fell into study the feasibility of a meal ticket plan. Past studies a man continued to inspect making you come down dream. This is what I saw the planter until have always turned up the same objections — increased he sensed here to see this. I guess I in my dream: there was a my presence. Noting this costs, implementation difficulties, etc. Undoubtedly, should have left you up on planter three feet high and he turned around and were this study will turn up much the same results. We hope, Green's View. You four feet square with allowed me to gaze into having alot of fun up there however, that the gains will be weighed against the ulticolored buttercups m his eyes. Within his eyes, I weren't you?" I told him losses. within it. Between one of saw mathematical that looking down into the We feel that a meal ticket plan will benefit the great the of buttercups rows , a equations and chemical valley made me warm. He majority of the student body. Such plans work quite very small man dressed in formulae floating at said,"There are alot of hiking effectively on other college campuses. They can work gear dug his way random. Within his eyes good places in my out of the dirt. shook here. He were people and places (Cont. on page 11) The Sewanee Purple has long been recognized as the nemesis of Gailor Hall. This is a dubious distinction for a college newspaper. We hope that the food situation .Letters to the Editor — will soon rectify itself with or without meal tickets. Due to an extremely presented by our schedule in conjuction — Patrick Bruce Pope garbled and somewhat committee, the with his advisor. Whether incorrect version of the Curriculum Committee or not a course was recent faculty action on instructed us to present in mutiple—sectioned would sel f — scheduled detail the totally not in any way affect the The Sewanee Purple examinations, I would like self—scheduled plan for scheduling of exams. to set the record straight. consideration by the entire On February 5, the A sub—committee of faculty. faculty OVERWHELM- Patrick Bruce Pope the Curriculum Committee A very detailed plan INGLY defeated the Editor-in-Chief appointed by the Dean of was necessary to present in proposal for self- the College and chaired by order for the plan to work scheduled examinations. Dean Arthur Swift me has been at work on and not place undue strain On a voice vote less than Managing Editor various proposals since late on the honor system. half a dozen favorable spring of last year. We The Curriculum votes were heard. The Editor considered about six Committee voted to "narrowly defeated" Ann Bradford News Editor different proposals present the detailed plan reported in the February Laurence Kitchens . Features Editor 14 Purple apparently Mike Rast Sports Editor including a similar one to to the full faculty Tom Quattlebaum IM Editor that proposed by John WITHOUT ANY referred to the Curriculum Price through the O. G. RECOMMENDATION, Committee's vote to Bill Hansen . . . Photography Editor Our sub—committee either positive or negative. recommend the proposal Hank Selby . . Photography Editor met to reasons Tap Menard . . Advertising Manager with several students from Contrary to what was the faculty. The Tom McGehee Distribution Manager the O. G. and surveyed reported in the February for the defeat given in the the Sally Pruit . . . . Production Manager similar practices of self 14 Purple a student would Purple are simply scheduled examinations at not know at preregistra- opinions of the Dean of The Official Newspaper of the Student Body of four other schools. tion when a course's exam the College. In the process of the University, a( the. South founded .in .1894. After hearing the would be given. He would vari'ou s proposal's simply make out his own (Cont. oh page 10) SEV'ANEE PURPLE PAGE THREE Thursday, February 28, 1974 THE VISA VIS THE Amnesty

LEFT This week, the Purple's from criminal prosecution. Dynamic Duo focuses on Vis a Vis attempts to the issue of amnesty. In look at the many bv Charles Morgan II the aftermath of the ramifications of - this Vietnam War, this issue complex issue. Not too continues to haunt the long ago, the draft A As a conservative, I find that the issue Richard Nixon, in his infinite wisdom nation. The question is question dominated most of amnesty is a most difficult topic to and magnanimity, recently called for simply whether draft college debates. We feel write on. This is because I regard the Americans who evaded the draft or dodgers should be given that the question is not amenesty question as one which must be deserted the armed forced to "pay the unconditional pardon resolved, but forgotten. decided by moral rather than political penalty" for deserting America during judgments. I do not profess to have the the Viet Nam War. Anytime Richard inside track on the truth, nor do I Nixon brings up the subject of paying presume to possess a monopoly on a penalties, he is treading on thin ice. But collective conscious that has the insight one must attempt to grapple with Katzenjammer to determine right from wrong, while Nixon's sense of patriotic values to fully others see only gray. I would therefore understand his decision that hundreds of like to preface the rest of my remarks thousands of young men should "pay with the caveat that I wrote this editorial penalty." Richard Nixon has been the n individual expressing my own serving America all of his life. In his Kids moral beliefs; and they transcend the he served in the U.S. Navy. Later youth boundaries of any political philcsophy. served as a congressmen from the Gailor Dining Hall has. The unsuspecting he The War in Southeast Asia has were slow to of California. He served the provided us hours of i students state exacted an immeasurable toll of country for eight years as vice-president entertainment. We have succumb to the crafty suffering and sacrifice from the and has lately served as the President of laughed at its culinary p 1 o y . Sounds of American people. It has brought sorrow the United States. His next service to the disasters, thrilled to its displeasure rose daily from to many families whose sons never country and the world may very well be epicurean delights, the thinning student body returned home, it has ripped our society behind bars. from its and lengthy lines suffered asunder into many hostile and The people presently paying the gastronomic disorders, protruded ominously from discordant factions, and it has alienated penalty are the young men who refused Now we find it our task to the bathrooms. Still the a generation of youth from the inimical to fight in the Viet Nam fiasco. There unfold to you the specifics students made their realities of the past and their pursuit of are a great number of Americans who conspiratorial scheme routine visits to this place of a changing those realities in the future. would be affected by a universal of your vital of ill-digestion. Exhibiting to rob you Hopefully for America, the wounds have amnesty as evidenced by the desertion sustenance. only mild stirrings of healed and all that remain are the ugly rate of nearly 100,00 men per year Passing behind Gailor discontent, these scars of war. during the height of the war. I argue for last week, we discovered masochists continually But according to Defense Department an unconditional amnesty as opposed to "Rolaids" refused to display any Tom estimates, there are 5,000 living the conditional amnesty that has been McGrubney foraging organized concern for reminders that war has its ramifications, proposed as a compromise solution by through numerous cans of their innocent bellies. and they all don't go away with the many politicians. Concerning a debris for some semblance This was a trying time signing of a peace document. Most of compromise, conditional amnesty Arlie for those valiant men of of nourishment. , these American draft dodgers and

Schardt of the American Civil Liberties McGrubney, famous for I Saga, for it appeared their deserters are now living in Canada recently published book on project would be Union in a his article "Beating a Dead ; inspired although there are still a few in Sweden. amnesty asks: "...how do you was the fruitless. Rolaids, never a Horse," Some of them have been able to adjust compromise on amnesty? Can there be a mastermind behind the man to hang up his to a new life style and are now an

partial forgetting?.. .One last group Conspiracy. His i spatula, passed the word Gailor part of Canadian society, but was intregal would remain from among all the victims Semians were | along the line that he Saga most of them want to come home. of the war, to be the victims of one last about the going to send for a special concerned \ It should be clearly understood, round be the student shipment. "The ultimate of discrimination, to lethargy of the however, that each and every one of ultimate victim of all." Their scheme was weapon," he called it, and body. those 5,000 Americans knew they were quite simple. They would indeed its effect was time they made Those who join Nixon in seeking to breaking the law at the starve the students into staggering. Formed into our justify America's treatment of their decision to resist or desert. If submission. the shape of New York on equality, war-resisters often invoke the notion of society is one that is based Operating on the Strip Steaks, these "Mule a penalty for treachery against country and cause; but then all people must pay assumption that students burgers" were secretly this country. But they are arguing for a distorted violating the laws of were generally fat and distributed on the eve of understanding that penalty should not be in the form of what it means to be February happy, the Saga Semians Saturday, 16, punitive action. Senator Taft has patriotic. Patriotism is characterized by of calculated a diet which 1974. the Senate love for or devotion to one's recently introduced a bill in would slowly raise the That eventful day grant amnesty after three country—and what is a country but the that would lethargic students from dawned, later to achieve a service in hospitals, the "community" of people who inhabit it? years of alternate their rotund rumps, landmark in Sewanee work. This Can a man who refuses to be Peace Corps, Vista or similar Relying upon a carefully Culinary History, as would implemented in what was so obviously a type of conditional amnesty planned timetable, these students made their a national suicide be considered a betrayor afford those minilitary deserters undercover agents began normal pilgrimage to the their of the people of America? second opportunity to serve the palates of evening feed. Peering from to erode country in a way that would presumably The issue is summarized in a behind the kitchen door, their unsuspecting be more amenable to their concept of misquotation from "King Lear": change snickered clientele. Rolaids the purpose of America. places, and, handy-dandy, which is the Incorporated within ominously, while viewing unconditional patriot, which is the traitor? The patriots this innovative plan was the effects of his burgers I am opposed to of were those who peacefully took to the the reliance upon that on the hapless stomachs of amnesty for three main reasons. First set a streets when their "peace candidates" super-ingredient, the the student body (Ah, all, unconditional amnesty could this country failed to produce. They sought to versatile soybean. It was, little did they know). dangerous precedent for future preserve, or perhaps find morality and just such a catalyst which! The sound of a that would be remembered in evasion. sanity in their nation. The traitors were enabled the invention of thousand tinkling glasses crises and encourage mass constitute the de man such as Lyndon Johnson and numerous culinary was the first foreboding of Secondly, it would of every Richard Nixon who, by sending creations. Some of these the events to come. There facto recognition of the right in this country to formulate Americans to kill and be killed in an caustic concoctions followed a low thundering individual modern immoral war, have corrupted the very included the buffalo from the gathered mass. his own foreign policy. If any government is to survive in the core of the nation and brought it to its chip-blue plate special, Rolaids' heart swelled as national world today, it cannot tolerate sovereign knees. These men cried for "justice," but filet of dungfish, Lotti's he watched the last countergovernments composed of its sought oppression; fought for "freedom" pasture pie, Refuse a la bastion of student apathy And lastly, it should be "i hopes to enslave. The United States Carte, creamed chitlins, crumble in the face of his own citizens. that many young men was supporting a police state regime eggs barfalot, pitted spam, mule meat. remembered died in Vietnam because they which was, according to Arlie Schardt, toe-jam pudding, ad fought and believed they were serving the United ...a government whose tiger cages, nauseum. (Cont on page 5) (Cont on page 5) (Com. on page 5) -

THE SEWANEE PURPLE Thursday, February 28. 1974 The Cuckoo's Nest even car by Robert Mosely with me that Marcus wondering what those Enlightenment. The start the without being safely strapped Welby, M.D. is running the uncomfortable straps with SHOULDER HARNESS into straight—jacket. Has anyone around Capitol Hill show. the metal squares on the was a mandatory option your And here ever noticed what a Take, for example, the end were. Were they a on every car sold in all this progress has been bunch of nice guys run 1974 automobiles, a lousy excuse for seat America, but it wasn't so sponsored by our government. federal government? If segment of American cushions, something to bad; at least there was a They're always out to help you thought that all those capitalism that represents beat a misbehaving kid neat storage space for it the little guy make bureaucrats in Washington technological advance; and with, or were they what along the ceiling. Ah, how his life—saving decisions were your run—of—the— automobiles in general are most people used them simple life was way back for him. There's only mill non union plumbers a fine case in— point for for; to keep a draft from in 1972! But now come one slight problem like Erlichman, Haldeman, the argument that the flowing between the back the 1974 model cars with with governmental activities Mitchell, et alia, you were United States government of the seat and the seat the SEATBELTS AND such as wrong. If you ever stop to has nothing but the best itself? SHOULDER demanding consider the bureaucracy's intentions for us Then, with the HARNESSES tangled S E ATBELT-SHOULDER painstaking efforts to keep consumers. Not too long invention of the together so that you can't HARNESS rigs and the John Publics happy, ago, people, who drove SHOULDER HARNESS, wear one without the demanding that we consumers prosperous, and alive, you cars built in the America truely stepped other. But what's much wear them; and worse is you (Coin, on page will certainly conclude 1963—1968 period, were into the Age of that can't 16)

Soviet Force Stifles 'Real Truth'

Supreme Soviet and and social institutions. policy of Soviet Soviet society. First, it by Bradford Gioia deported for "systematic- They were especially suppression of freedom of reveals that literary works ally performing actions fearful of this knowledge speech. His existence and or speech that differs and Last week thi that are incompatible with being published abroad. safety within the Soviet dissents from the Soviet police sent seven to men system was uncertain governmental view of their being a citizen of the U. S. Solzhenitsyn is a arrest - and imprison his institutional true society S. R." because of and happy Alexander Solzhenitsyn, well-known and important a criticisms. The West feared cannot be voiced. Soviet well-known author After being published international figure. After and Soviet punishment similar dissenters like Sakarov, critic of the Soviet abroad, the works of receiving the Nobel Prize Union. to the great writer Amalrik, and Solzhenitsyn After being incarcerated Solzhenitsyn became the for literature in 1970, Dostoyevsky's execution cannot express their for one day in Moscow's real "Pravda" (truth) to Solzhenitsyn's fame and before a firing squad, or personal views if they Lebortovo Prison, of the West; they clarified literary following were one Russian imprisonment. conflict with governmental increased. Russia's worst prisons Soviet policies. However, greatly Therefore, Russia's according to Solzhenitsyn, the Soviets feared Sympathy and support for decision to exile totalitarian government, he was exiled from the Solzhenitsyn's lucid the great Russian writer Solzhenitsyn relieved these controlling the thoughts country. The Kremlin criticisms. They did not have been expressed Western fears. and ideas of all its citizens. want to hear or read the throughout the world in announced that Second, Solzhenitsyn's Solzhenitsyn had been author's accounts of the past weeks. The world In my opinion, exile reveals the inability stripped of his citizenship personal experiences in demanded the author's Solzhenitsyn's exile reveals of the Soviet government a Russia's camps, prisons, liberation from the strict by decree of the two important aspects of (Cant on page 16)

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' THAT I ONLY FEELING HORRIBLE TOMORROW/, WHY DON'T (SINCE THE" LIBRARY'S CLOSED BUTANTWAY M I / TAKING THE COURSE PASS-FAIL/J \WE WRITE THFM UP TONIGHT AND GET \ WE'LL GO 10 NIGHT STUDY// —<37 VTHEM OUT OF THE WAY? Thursday, February 28, 1974 THE SEWANEE PURPLE ON THE ROAD Elvin King, Woodcarver

by Don Pippen floor as he shifts or reaches for another tool. After about three It began as a hobby when hours, the figure is ready to be friend, Col Robert Moore, his sanded and waxed. Although crafts fair saw an exhibit at a ,l, the E. K." trademark is and urged Elvin to try his hand already carved on the base of at it. Mr. King, who has also each figure, it is MRS. King earned a living by gathering who does the sanding and herbs, cutting timber, and waxing and periodically sweeps working for the University, the snavings.

woodcarving ten years ago. Finished products, varying in price from fifteen dollars for he produces about four figures per day, seven days a week. His dollars for four animals wooden fauna includes owls, mounted on one base, are sold turtles, turkeys, frogs, quail, primarily at craft fairs. The

.r. !,(.- raccoons, beavers, ducks L Kings pack some seventy ippopotamuses. articles in their car for treks to Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina.' several whole and stumps, trees, trunks, All tools are taken and strong black walnut mostly the additions are constantly made to the depleting stock. In winter, there are usually about two fairs per month and in process begins ith King spring and summer as many as five. According to King, one of rapidly roughing his figures the best is the upcoming with a chainsaw in a fog of Sewanee Crafts Fair. viwdust. Then, in the basement of the yet incomplete home The father of nine children,

he is building from homemade Elvin King is seriously blocks, he settles on the sofa sidering making rustic log m,m for the tedious work. Feet table propped before him on an old craft. Tables, though, are no stump, he smoothly uses his as original as the figures he i rasp, pocket knife, hatchet and presently making. "I haven' chisel. Wood shavings cover his been copied yet," he says —SfeaT?*•'*£ lap and the sofa, failing to the "there's just too much work.' wood creation

The Left The Right

(Com. from page 3) Katzenjammer Xont from page 3) tiger cages, rigged elections and States and the cause of freedom. If one government controlled press made for believes in these virtues, per se, then one rather awkward advertising." should not object to alternative service. Kids Unconditional amnesty, however, would only serve to debase and degrade the Other countries often have disputes (Corn, from page 3) Analysis of Whispered substantial sacririces made by those over patriotism. The syndicated Lunging off their Insinuations, Rolaids Americans who chose to obey the law — columnist Max Lerner recently wrote of prodigious whether they agreed with it or not. Alexander rumps, the proceeded to gloat over his Solzhenitsyn: "He was and is, frenzied students triumph. Webb, quick to But I must also take strong exception a Russian patriot in a quite literal sense commenced to hurl mule fathom the situation, with the remarks of Representative F. of loving his fatherland and his mother, burgers amongst Eward Hebert, the Chairman of the the Russian earth." themselves. Although the slammed down the phone House Armed Services Committee. He energy was not aimed at and sprang into action. recently asserted that, "If it were The war resisters swore allegiance to a anything in particular, it Climbing into the humanly possible, I would send them higher law and refused to be dragged was energy nevertheless. O Webbmobile, he arrived in out on a ship like the man without a down. They were not traitors, but sight, cottage seconds. country." I believe that this type of patriots, yet they are denied their retribution is an emotional response that homeland because they refused to would only serve to prolong the internal cheese pellets across the It was many days later, Participate in its willful self-destruction. divisions that still persist within our face, jello bouncing off the after tracing this story country. As historian Henry Commager walls, potatoes humming down, that we were able maintains, "It is always better to forgive through the air. Soon, as to reach In Commandant Solzhenitsyn 's latest essay, "Live than to seek vengeance." the ammunition ran dry, Webb for some Not By Lies," he poses the exact same Sometime in the aftermath of the ranks broke and explanation of the question so many war resistors were Vietnam and Watergate, we, as a nation, students scurried in all incident. Toking upon his asking: "...what kind of tricks are they must reorder our priorities and direct directions. pipe, the commandant playing on us, and where are they our national energies to achieve our explained, "Mista Rolaids lagging us? Gratuitous boasting of common visionary purpose. This will Pausing only briefly to actions vere of a creditable cosmic achievements while there is require the forging of a new unity; one breath in the contagious Poverty and destruction at home. based on progress rather than survival, air of confusion, Rolaids Propping up remote uncivilized regimes. nature although nothing one based on advancement rather than retreated to the inner Panning up civil war." above the line of duty. It recovery. The course of history has alcoves of Gailor to relay vas mere maintenance of conclusively proven that the dynamism his glorious achievement the administration's policy of a society is a significant parameter in Unfortunately, to the man he knew would it seems that while the to stimulate the students the determination of the future of that "Uge majority appreciate it the of Americans express so at appointed intervals so society. The granting of conditional much dismay most—Commandant Webb. over the Russians' exile of that their minds remain amnesty will not recapture the greatness solzhenitsyn, they have forgotten about Reaching the commandant we keen for the -thought that was once America, but let us exile of their own children. at the Headquarters for manipulation. THE SEWANEE PURPLE Thursday, February 28. 1974 "entertain menti MUSICMOVIE bookreviewsOKREVIEWS PuPPTF ARTPOETRY

"Si* Characters" Not a Simple Drama

tpp-'.u-s when he attempts to present a simple drama with Six characters, six actors, a resolution. Man's nature is too writer, a director, and a complex for a play to clearly stage— now, a play comes life, capture all motivation. Any presenting a small snatch of attempt to do so reduces the real life. Luigi Pirandello theatre to a soap opera. Robert Wilcox and the stage when creating SIX Purple Masque have CHARACTERS IN SEARCH to OF AN AUTHOR. The play the

Donaldson, Father; Mandy Owen, Mother; Debbie Lynn

ng which is reality Lopez, Stepdaughter; David Topps, Son; Tommy Cross, Piran lello designs a play Boy; Elizabeth Croom, Little about a play, where he, the Girl. The realistic acting is lead author, leaves the characters to by Jacalyn G. Crandall as solve their own crucial dramas. director with a cast including Conflict results between the Cece Smith, Jimmy Groton official cast who resent the Cindy Owens and Timm interference of the assuming Whitney. The Stagemanger "characters." The characters who never seems in control will develop from puppets of be played by Jane G. Hart, actors' interpretation to human assisted by Charles T.H. Caldwell as stagehand. problems. By the conclusion of The performance runs the piece, Pirandello illustrates March 8,9,10 in Guerry Cast prepares for performance next week how ridiculous the artist Auditorium at 8 pm. Fiddlers Convene Soon

Sewanee's third annual each contestant, as in the banjo the country itself. It is of Fiddlers' Convention and intense memories experienced Bluegrass Pickin' will be held Bands will compete last with in daily happiness and defeat. Saturday, March 16 in Guerry Blue Grass Conventions are Hall. Admission is $1.00 for Two hundred dollars will be unique. The foot stompin', children and $1.50 for given to the best band; $125 toe-tapping tunes are the work everyone over the age of will go to the second and $75 eleven. Registration for to the third place band. First sharepickers that come from musicians is free and will be prizes of $50 each will be given miles for your enjoyment. from 2:00 to 6:45 pm. The for fiddle and banjo, and James McKinney and his program will begin promptly at second prizes for them are $26. brother Edward, the nine year 7:00 pm, and door prize of Country and blue grass old in last year's mandolin $30 and $20 will be given. of contest, have promised that Competition this year is for people because as old they will be here. bluegrass bands, fiddlers, and banjo pickers. No electric instruments are allowed. Study in Oxford Hopefully, by eliminating the mandolin contest this year the by Brad Berg actual contests will be over The program "British sooner in the evening, leaving Studies at Oxford" will be time for a little "pickin' and to offered again this summer delivered by such noted British University of general students of the academicians as Neville Coghill, Mr. Dee Woodbery, South. Organized by the of WUTS, will be the the Sir Nikolaus Pevsner, and A.L. manager Southern College University Rowse. These distinguished of Union the program allows main with the . be first and University students to live in students throughout the day, in Oxford while College not just in the morning. Myers Cleaners earning six hours of credit in Afternoon tutorials are the humanities. conducted by representatives Quality Dry Cleaning The theme of this summer's from participating American program has been designated as year the institutions. This 598-5703 "Early and Medieval Britain." representatives for Sewanee Approached from the aspects (Cant on page 16) of art history, and literature, the theme is covered in two lectures each morning and S&T Auto Parts discussed more intimately in itor the Stereo tape players afternoons. The central theme gives unity to the program and Winchester serves to help the students to 28, 1974 THE SEWANEE PURPLE Thursday, February Survey Shotvs Pipe Is Sexy

by Peter Squire Frostbite Falls, Minnesota." analyst will no longer comment All kidding aside, we must on family life and puberty as factors in sexual Since the beginning of time, recognize the vast and chief make himself economic. problems, but will ask you man has tried to important psychological about your first pipe. The more appealing to women. He sociological, and clothes, sloppy changes that are certain to psyche will no longer has tried sharp teenage hair, as a result of this The night drag races clothes, long hair, short occur thrill to late— expensive first industries to be changed Main Street between red sports car, and down - all to no avail. The will, of course, be the cigarette Fast Eddie's GTO and the gi ft s and their "the secret lies, according to a manufacturers Chevelle SS 396 from agencies. The recent psychological survey, advertising other side of town." Instead sable coats and red Benson and Hedges ad will the new found pipe enthusiasts no t in roses, but in the pipe. feature the handsome young will hang around the pipe shop This latest survey, an man undergoing an immediate discussing the relative merits of addition to the endless supply tonsillectomy as the portly pipe carburetors and which of "Why Americans Do What matron opens a door in his face blend will deliver the most They Do" studies, was proclaiming "America's power to buzz the mind." commissioned by a California favorite pipe break." Naturally, Probably the various pipe manufacturer who as time progresses, the pipe will manufacturing interests will discovered that almost eighty grow fromKingSizeto become immediately jump on the per cent of his more expensive "one millimeter longer!" the bandwagon and start to pipes were purchased by question "Should a man offer a produce everything from women. Of the returns, the lady a Tipparillo briar?" will be electric pipe cleaners to majority of the women asked in every quarter; and disposable pipes — "For a described the pipe smoker as each company will offer newer $1.49, it's a pretty good pipe." sexy (83%). Women also and more exotic blends of After the pipe fad is on its described the pipe smoker as tobacco such as the ever merry way, the cigar industry attractive, gentle, loyal. flavorful Coconut— Blue- will, no doubt, wish to increase masculine, sincere, friendly. berry—Cherries Jubilee with lagging sales by proclaiming handsome, affectionate, and immitation honey. that cigars are sexy. We will dignified. Now these findings Feudian psychologists will then be off on a new round rank as one of the top have a field day as they with shrimp cocktail at one discoveries of the year — right attempt to uncover what pipe end and baked Alaska at the up there with the "Incidence smoking really means — that other with pickled herring. of Hubcap Stealing among obcession you have for your pate, and escargot in between. Outer Mongolian Refugees in meerschaum, for example. The Alka Seltzer anyone?

Art Reception Sunday Placement Record Review

The Gallery of Fine Arts Miss Black has a masters Office by Tony Winters On this albun extends an invitation to degree from Indiana University "Between Nothingness and members of the University School of Music and has News Eternity," John McLaughlin in the Orchestra. .Kim i mst ration, faculty, staff, performed Indiana's Opera and Mahavishnu student body and members of Workshop. She has appeared in Please be reminded that Columbia Records—The last ; between the thn the community to an informal David Merrick productions on career seminars for investment five years have seen many new reception introducing recent Broadway, including the counseling, health related directions develop in modern musical ' the careers, and data processing music. these, of the additions to the faculty of the Of one Hammer, and violinist Jerry will be held in Fine Arts Department. The Far East opportunities most exciting is the trend Goodman. Goodman adds a Convation Hall from 1:00 pm represented musicians such informal reception will be held Mary Ma by touch of warmth to the group 7:30 - 3 in until 4:00 pm on Thursday as Miles Davis, John Coltrane, 9:30 pm, March which is welcome after the February 28. Students are Larry Coryell and John Gallery of Fine Arts and in McLaughlin, but there is urged to attend any or all of McLaughlin. Although these Convocation Hall. sometimes the feeling that he is these consultations. people are only a 'few members At 8:00 in Convocation Hall out of place in the orchestra, of growing group, they have Charlese Black, soprano, will a that his "psychedelic" sing the iders, the four arias: Mr. Fritz Orr, director oi have truly "Willow Song" & "Ave Camp Merri-Woode for Girls affected. Maria" from Verdi's "Otello" placed their instrun Sapphire, N.C. will be or It is a live recording, made "Visi d'Arte" from Puccini's campus on March 5 to show in Central Park, New York. "Tosca" films of camp life and talk tc One of the failings of the "Musetta's Waltz" from 'ith the Chattanooga women interested in a summei record is in the mixing of the s particularly when "La Boheme" audience into the soundtrack:

i and place come to the Orchestra. Certain words "Boogie!" might be great for the Allman Brothers, but with Matador masculinity, harshness, Mahavishnu's performance, it spirituality. The music is jangles the listeners. always completely organized Spring break interviews for "Dream," which covers a by means of complicated jobs are rapidly approaching. whole side of the record, is the will be a rhythm patterns which Steak Room For many of you this best tune on the album. It underlie the sometimes frantic new experience. These virtually covers the gamut of improvisations, held together interviews may determine volume, intensity and rhythms. job mostly by drummer Billy Finest Steaks in Middle Tenn. whether or not you get the McLaughlin plays a classical If would like to Cobham {who also has a single you want. you guitar at unbelievable speed, of the album, on which Mahavishnu's take advantage the iften to develop pianist, Jan Hammer, is one of >PP ortunity noted for. Following his sol week skills with an his five sidemen). Cobham is Hours: 7 days a rview the orchestra breaks into a lor >erienced professional, sign the band's one-man rhythm rhythm jam which can only 1 in the Placement Office for section, as bassist Rick Laird described as "space-age," ar Open 5 p.m. appointment. {using a fretless Fender bass) is finally ends in a huge clima mostly used as another lead with all five musicians takii Breakfast Served Daily

McLaughlii 5 a.m. - 11 p.m. best. If you are familiar with Old Cowan Road him, you will appreciate the on Sunday till 12:00 way the Mahavishnu Orchestra 967-0126 has developed as a group. THE SEWANEE PURPLE Thursday, February 28, 1974

Jacques Brel Is Huge Success

the limited time by David L. Mason allowed. It captured the essence of Friday night marked the theater by employing a multitude of talents to produce a total

and they wei slK'Ct'sslu in the endeav 1" The significance of Brel lies Paris," and the concrete 1 ^J in the interpretation. There realization of the Paine is no plot, per se, to the musical: Principle, that anyone can rise it is basically music and lyrics. above his particular talents and But it is not just that. Even capabilities when given the though it has no props, per se, proper opportunity to do so. it has scenery—a scenery of The validity of the latter imagery. There is no plot per statement will be apparent to se, but it has a story to tell. It anyone who witnesses this deals with the human search excellent interpretation of for significance in a world Jacque Brel's work this coming ,. ^^J £*^i* divided between passion and weekend. mll^ '^HHHR reason. Brel unites passion and "Jacques Brel is Alive and Well and Living in Paris," (a social protest, but as name as complicated as the a jEH universal expression that message in the *naterial), is the transcends tradition and class s of eral ; barriers. The expression, to concentrated effort on the be significant, must relate to the behalf of many individuals to human experience, or it give a new face-lifting to an is empty. It is this very already sagging art form: the universal L expression that the cast old aw and Cabaret theater. Eric Blau, uml crew of any production of in, his book on Jacques Brel, Brel foursome stages powerful performance claims that "the advantages of "Jacques Brel" has of artistic expression to face, and Cabaret theatre are the for many expression, and certainly not content, if not rendition, how they deal with it today, is felt to is the intimacy created without be relevant on the criteria established by determinant that either makes, because of its transcendence of the the of New York critics. The It is this very "essence" of or breaks the show. the traditional barrier posed production is significant to the feeling theater that Sewanee between the stage and the The basic shift in emphasis where audience is as vulnerable Sewanee experience because of Arts has particularly captured audience, and is more from a spoken text in Jacques the emergence of certain in its production of "Jacques enjoyable because it eliminates Brel to that of the music and of the original translators of dormant talents: that of Chris Brel." Under the stage the mere "voyeurism" involved libretto combined is a different Brel's work into English, and direction of Chris Paine, and in a formal stage production. concept of theater than ately involved in director, a role previously the vocal direction of Miss But no matter what the spatial Sewanee is accustomed to, and unassumed by him at Sewanee, Anne Roddey, not to mention relationship may be between one which can be readily Of f-Br and Wayne Miller as cast the continually under-stated the medium and the audience, accepted, as past experience in of Brel member. These participants genius of Waring McCrady as Cabaret theater has to rely Cabaret entertainment has on a integrated their talents characteristic common to all indicated. It is the opinion of ever-hungry concern ot extremely well with the production signified the forms of theater and other this reviewer that such theater American theater-goers who art already previously experienced evolution of theater in forms as well: the success of is a necessary asset to this are continuously hunting for cast and crew, and the Sewanee from an amateur to a the art form lies in the art new expressions in American high-points in the production semi-professional status. It is art, and are often willing to often centered around their here that the Paine Principle take old forms and re-adapt It would be ridiculous to try particular efforts. Paine's stage meets its fullest measure, direction, which can honestly whether specifically pertaining in order omplete their be deemed as a Sewanee "first" to cast, instrumental or search for adway show; instead, in its suggestive is technical crew, who all rose content, see a successful in art. Thus, the Caba w should be considered however appropriately placed above and beyond the call of theater, a more intimate mo twn particular modes of among the general suggestive duty to produce athe show in lyrics of the songs themselves. David Cordts' effective lighting techniques in "Next," a song extorting the stark and emotionless passion of an army short-arm line, and Mark Abdelnour's sound effects in "Carousel" projected a realism in imaginary scenery. Wendy Arthur, in her not yet too mature contralto, added provocative balance to Gary Harris' vibrant helden tenor. Through a maze of poignant

"Amsterdam," "The Bulls," and "Middle Class," where Harris shouted the brash contempt of Brel for bourgeois complacency, as opposed to Lisa Flersheim's sensitive

and

pus and jocular return to entality in "Brussels," 'Madeleine," as again

> the Whiskey baritone of Wayne Miller's recitative "Mathilde," "Statue," and "Fannette," you see the complete cycle of all human experience: love, old

age, death and fear. (Sorry, no taxes). The final group expression, "If we only have PURPLE Thursday, February 28. 1974 THE SEWANEE Cook, Emerson Discuss Government

help in the decide on the motions and Williams or Amherst. elections would by Brad Berg EMERSON: I'd like to respond good as concerned effectiveness of the DA? assert themselves. to that if I may. I don't think COOK: Chuck's I kind of do. We but I feel that COOK: PURPLE: We've talked about Ty Cook and Chuck it's a question of initiative, but with the OG government should better the started late because of a rule all the problems. Do you feel Emerson are the presidents of that we have to wait two weeks that the time has come for a the Delegate Assembly (DA) that broader sense. There are people after the first PURPLE change in the structure of and Order of Gownsmen (OG), That up here who want to learn to announces the elections. student government at Se- In the following respectively. we start a month after live on their own, by them- means expected to say anything. It is interview the Purple got their of the semester. selves, rather than study ac- the beginning CQOK: I feel that it is time for opinions, both conflicting and up to the leaders to get re- ademic subjects. In this way If you have annual elections a change. Personally I would presentatives to submit bills to representatives to the DA like to see the OG go to an the body for consideration. We dorm help. lot of action honorary society. Presently need a lot of self-assertive surely do A PURPLE: I guess to start off we has been taken by the DA but with lack of support students who make the grade leaders. I try to get them upset, ought to have a description of about eight meetings automatically become part of but ideally I should be un- what student government ahead and acted. mester people feel yo the student" government. biased, but I tend to get should do. What is the purpose ' amplished. An- People should not be in it emotional. We need more emo- thii of student government in gen- implementation. Some people nual elections certainly would unless they are going to be ually tend . go eral and is this purpose differ- feel that the DA gets lost in hpln the DA. active. We should cut out the the PURPLE: Do you feel that the petty resolutions but if a per- DA, per se, and make a student Uli -itho administration has blocked any government of EMERSON: Good question. son is going to pay so much to about 20 people bringing it before the Order. of your proposals or has not (two every The purpose of student govern- live up here, the dorm improv- from dorm). These this been responsive? would be people who will work ment is to provide a forum for PURPLE: But wouldn't ement proposals are necessary. EMERSON: I've been pleased student opinion. It should ad- tend to create an oligarchy by students PURPLE Do you feel that Pat with the administration in gen- This would be rather than 50 vise, request, and recommend. removing the from the Pope was justified in the ac- eral, but recently have become people run for thename, People learn to listen to other representative process? who cusations he made in his editor- concerned with the faculty. On only to be able to people's opin say that ial in the PURPLE concerning several issues what it boils they're in office. are tlu There the and OG? about 250 people in the ctual climate as opposed DA OG EMERSON: I feel that all of now and in any group of that Sewanee is a fine his accusations were justified Faculty and administra- many there will be people who institution, but it's not the PURPLE: Ty, do you agree? but I felt that the phrase, "... tion shouldn't pass every are lazy and are in it just to be

best There's no reason at wallow in the mire of petty in it. COOK: For the most part. motion. They should With 20 active people, it ." all why it can *t be as good proposals. . was too super- give to Student government should be consider them very would more respect the each of as . . ficial. It insinuated that government. an intermediary between stu- Williams or Amherst. carefully. Students us students lack creativity, EMERSON: If had 20 very dents and faculty. It is more Emerson shouldn't feel they're you anything else imagination, and initiative. Al- enthusiastic people within that suggestive than playing second fiddle. . . things are petty unless I will it up though some group there will always be and it will not change is pressing, write Emerson to some people they may be those people who are more the system is changed. and give it to one of them to very important to others. enthusiastic and energetic. The PURPLE: Do you feel present. Surprisingly enough of have the same COOK: Many times in DA down to is the students versus OG is too large. I personally that there is an excess of many them meetings there is laughter at a the faculty. am in favor of raising the apathy here ? views and get enthusiastic. To proposal. Nothing is absurd. COOK: It's up to the students requirement. Two hundred COOK: No. Just being high avoid the oligopoly involve- People present proposals be- to sway faculty opinion be- members is absurd. I might as school government I s ment has to come through the cause they feel close enough to cause it's their opinion which well be running a town meet- encounter about the leader's delegation of duties to a matter to say something; ing. I am not for the re- amount. The DA is the r they ought to be listened to. They recently de- structuring of student govern- COOK: I guess I'm less radical EMERSON: Until now the dis- feated the motion for self-sche- at all. have the po- in my approach. It is not the PURPLE: ment We purpose of the head of these cussion has been all about duling of exams. They have tential in the existing structure. initiative, but isn't it up to the The leaders can determine bodies to do this. I should be a their own vested interests, but Criticism from the outside and to accomplish middle-man but I try to pro- DA OG the students also have their is ridiculous because those constructive? voke issues. They've got to be something own vested interests. I think is just too the leader of The faculty people show they have there for the leaders to bring EMERSON: As the problem is that faculty live It's not that changes I in the slow. enough concern to speak them out. The leader should be the OG can't say here longer and are slow to are inconvenient, it's just but they don't have the meeting a proposal is absurd. change. Students, generally, are That would be my opinion. I that they're not initiative to do something. er, who looks into past univer- here for four years and are

don't want anyone to feel his convenient. . . Emerson Cook sity policy and goes to the restricted to this period to motion is petty or absurd. accomplish things. The faculty Students should not consider is just too slow. It's not that which people are more e what others will think. thusiastic. There is a proble PURPLE: Do you feel though just that there not convenient. of delegation of duties. I try 1 that students lack faith in their EMERSON: Ideally, yes. Lead- PURPLE: I doubt you would, get people who haven't bet student government? ers campaign on certain issues Chuck, but do -you feel, that active but are capable to be c side is ridiculous because those They lack faith be- but once confronted in office COOK: the OG was stepping out of its people show they have enough cause they do not know what they cannot do these things. jurisdiction, as Dean Webb as- people are willing to work but concern to speak but they is supposed to do. Just PURPLE: Have you realized it serted, when it took the action haven't been asked. As far as because things are passed the one or two goals you concerning matrons? making the OG honorary, it something. Why should you be doesn't mean they should be concentrated on? EMERSON: I think that the should not be changed. It pro- criticizing the rules. They have to go through DA and OG EMERSON: As the academic vides a good, fairly literate when your views are apathetic the administration. student government body the stood. It was a case of the voice with the faculty and it is EMERSON: Student govern- simply by making the state- OG should concern itself with students asserting themselves important in this respect. ment has its place at Sewanee. ments'' of the intellec- and not aimed at anyone. I feel but If they (the students) feel it that Dean Webb wrote the then there concerned self- has the upper hand nty. will be frustration at the lack We need that ; going to b advanced programs for Wilkins of visible results, but people requested to apologize to th shouldn't feel they're playing Scholars. Presently they do matrons. I will not apologize

nothing but visit Dean Puck- anybody for anything that i; .llMl. ette's home for cocktails, brought up in the OG.

which is fine, but they return COOK: Student governmen to the University as a regular Some people feel that the should always be open bu student. Once bills are passed DA gets lost in petty motions should be given ful implementation a pro- disciLssion before action i becomes resolutions but if a person Mass petitions and boy- taken. I don't feel that this wa. blem. is going to pay so much to can be used for good or the case with this motion. cotts live here, the dorm It wasn't the cast they can be offensive. ' A lot EMERSON: improvement proposals are depends on the climate. We are of my finding out and b necessary. . . Cook concerned with the intellectual indignant. The letter was g climate, such as special courses, self-exam schedules, and a every motion. They should insulted because she felt study period without classes consider them very carefully. Dean Webb didn't take before comprehensives. Se- Students shouldn't feel they're students seriously. I feel c

wanee is a fine institution, but playing second fiddle. assured that Dean Webb i it's not the best. There's no PURPLE: Ty, do you feel that generally take us seriously reason at all why it can't be as annual rather than semi-annual he should have let the stud THE SEWANEE PURPLE Thursday, February 28, 1974

Letters to the Editor

discussing the proposal for Independents have a have a run on the black so long is not this "spirit sel f — scheduled supply of men to choose athletes at Sewanee. of close-knit organiza- organization pure, examinations the faculty This letter is an attempt from, but the problem of The only tion," but rather instruct to dominate and DECLINED to the to present the other side organization is so great that seems clean competition, su b — c omm i ttee to the program is the ATO that the spirit of IM of a controversy which that it is difficult to field a consider any of the other fraternity. It enjoys this competition is endangered seems to have surfaced in team which works as a proposals. One other error dominance simply because only by petty rivalries and the last issue of The cohesive unit. In addition, exists in the same article they have a, number of strife. The "problem" that Purple. To the charge that the Independents suffer relative to the from a lack of quality quality athletes. Now no the Independents pose for the Independents are too examinations of seniors athletes, since most one would think of the fraternities is an strong for the rest of the taking comprehensives. It outstanding freshman splitting up the ATO's, but imagined one, and I think IM ieague and should be was not the administration athletes are courted by the any move to split up the that this antagonism that had an initially split up, I would answer fraternities, and usually Independents would seem should be channeled into negative reaction to the that the Independents are "drafted" during the equally as ludicrous. more positive, constructive solve O.G. proposal but the full haven't won the overall rush period. The Finally, I would measures that would faculty. Dr. Wentz's trophy in years, and Independents don't think challenge the notion that the real problems the committee is a haven't even won a major of making up a team until the Independents should league may face. representative of the title since 1971, when the the rush period is over, be disallowed from Hank Rast faculty not the basketball team managed and then they face the competition because they administration. to win the championship. problem of locating those are not a "close-knit are in a is Robert W. Lundin It is true that the persons who not organization"— It fraternity and who might precisely this close-knit Workshop be interested in playing. arrangement, which seems The Independents usually to border sometimes on have a quantity of exclusiveness, that Planned Phi Bet's Elected athletes, but more often Independent men have than not, they suffer from chosen not to enter into. I a lack of quality athletes, would argue that what has sports for New Beta Kappa Seniors elected were James although they do seem to characterized IM members at the UniverUniversity of palmer f Birmingham, Ala.; the South include 18 seniors Hawkins of Florence, and 8 juniors elected at the Genye Advocate." Ala.; Barbara Sanders of Driving Ban Proposed chapter's winter meeting held Raymond Howe, Chief of Mobile, Ala.; Susan Jones of recently. Editorial Production, The The University of the South Albany, Ga.; Helen Funk Chatanooga Times, and veteran Avenue, Alabama chapter, Tennessee Beta McSwain of Atlanta, Ga.; news layout and copy editor, Mitchell Avenue, Chapter, was founded in 1926. David Warner of Boonville, will be a group leader in the dormitories to be eligible for Community In -order Love of Wichita discussing a wide range Of Ind.; Rebecca that bicycle Johnson, Clevela membership in Phi Beta Kappa, ed (for which Tuckaway, Elliott the student must maintain a aftsmanshii itfing grade average for seven Dee Woodbery 3.50 . P h j 3.70 for five Hicks of Cranford, N.J.; Gary Joseph Cumming, a of Far Cynthia Boatwright Sewanee graduate and Atlanta

Hills, N.J. Marc Liberman of bureau chief for Newsweek Auxiliary Services has prepared other words, Albuquerque, N.M.; Lucia Magazine, will examine the a twenty-six item list of Clark Edgar of Athens, Tenn.; future of journalism and its suggestions, such as use of Roberts of Atlanta, Ga.; Susan Marianne Gauntt of opportunities for student storm windows, washing zing is discouraged Griffin of Lexington, Chattanooga, Tenn.; Lucy graduates, in the closing ky.;Lauren Recknagel of instructions, and proper use of ntral area itself. He of Nashville, Tenn.; Keeble insulation. Springvale, Me.; J. Walter home Laura Spaulding of Sewanee, The workshop will be held Freeland of Somerville, Tenn.; in Woods Laboratories, the Nancy Guerard and Helen Term.; Clarinda Bishop of peed bumps might Waverly, Tenn.; and Lisa iidered. The Vanek, both of San Antonio, building. Group sessions will be ,Tex. Orde of held in Blackman Auditorium, prohibit th Go recently passed th with the smaller workshop following motion: using classrooms in the same building. Registration will start 1. The Order Food is a Riot supports the provisions actions taken by the Univ.

Administration in regard t $2.10 a pound in recent (Cont. from page 1) energy crisis. The Movie months. "We really have to After 2. Eac. h til Jim Samuels, Saga's gei to stay on top of the hustle urged to see that conspicuous manager, had ordered large situation," Mr. Gibeney said. waste of heating, water, paper, quantities Have and electricity be alleviated. Refreshments 3. Each student shall first heard, and thus avoided a be complete absence urged not to drive motor of food at About the food riot, he AT THE Sewanee. vehicles within the central Mr. McGibeney said marked, "If anyone finds out campus area that shortages also exist in during daylight riat caused it, I would like to other food products, including iow. I hope there's not Student Union beets and raisins, while some items such as pinto beans, once an inexpensive staple, now had "exorbitant" prices. "I have a

hard time getting what I order, and as much as I order," he University Market explained. Sometimes Gailor receives substitute food items that were not even ordered, "this is your store" and must be sent back. Finally, he mentioned fluctuating prices as a cause of much difficulty. Meat prices have vacillated on a daily basis, and Tims Ford Liquor Store

Phone 967-0589 Winchester

Across from the Family Theatre Drive-In Thursday, February 28. 1974 THE SEWANEE PURPLE PAGE ELEVEN Alto Road Cleanup Proposed

(Cont. will make from page 2) you feel better. now to rectify the damage road (next to the football Decherd Boulevard and Adios amigo!" territory. I'll tell you With this done to this beautiful area. field). When you arrive at the Franklin County wrong with this my little friend vanished in what's Here is what you can do: the spot (can't miss it) Highway Department at the wind. place here. It is one of the if you have any time to take a good look so the 206 S. Ceder in traits of your kind to Well it has been three spare in your daily life, ugliness of the place shall Winchester. Tell them make such a mess out of long years since my day of take a run down Alto remain in your mind. If what you think of the my territory. This trash Enlightenment and I have road. The place I have you want to help, write dump. Then tell Dean here came from the people seen the Alto dump many mentioned is 1.7 miles the Franklin County Dean Stephen Puckette. in the valley and a few times since then. It is time from the beginning of the Health Department on tell J.J. Bennett. Then tell people on the mountain. everyone you know.

You know there is only one place in this county Here is what I see in my where your kind can put mind: The University, because its their waste. So every now WUTS Presents Play of good will and then a person cannot and love of beauty, could sponser an Alto find it in his mind to take Road Cleanup Day sometime his waste there so he The Mysterious Life of this spring. This is it: The plants it here. It's kinda Margaret Painter is a new radio University donates some sad don't you think?" "I serial written by Cynthia " machinery and manpower. think I should get angry, Keyworth. Margaret Painter, a I said. "Don't get upset detective, is played by Janet brother," he said, "the Leach. The other actors, Anita The county of Franklin people who put this here Goodstein, Alan Hopkins, donates some machinery cannot understand certain Robert Keifer, Cindy Owens, and money. Franklin things. Today is the day of Carla VanArnan and Agnes donates some machinery your Enlightenment., I Wilcox, weave the mystery and money. The students hear. When did you surrounding Hidden Creek of the University donate become Aware?" I said I some of their time. With became aware two hours The cted by fifty people working, Alto and ten minutes ago. Agnes Wilcox and engineered road could be cleaned up in by Pam Miller. The first ONE DAY. MAKE THE "Since this is your day," episode aired on February 25 DREAM COME TRUE'- he continued, "and since will be followed by five more you have experienced the Having done so, we, as ugliness here, perhaps you aesthetes, can say, "Come need a refresher. Why see Sewanee. It's beautiful don't you go to the Farm Keyworth directs radio play here. We have many Pond. The water is a peaceful places within chipper 60 degrees, but it which to escape."

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Grapplers Claim 9th Title; Tankers Complete CAC Sweep

by Mike Flatt by Gordon Mathis The Sewan This past weekend, the the finishing touches on an Sewanee Wrestling team otherwise lackluster season last travelled to Danville, Saturday by traveling to Kentucky, to participate in the Danville, Kentucky to claim a C.A.C. Wrestling Tournament. 64-49 C.A.C. championship Because Southwestern at win over the Colonels of Memphis does not have a Centre. The win was just wrestling learn, the meet was revenge for the Tigers who lost between Centre College and to the Colonels earlier in the Sewanee. Sewanee won, by a score of 31-9. is This the 9th The purple tankers posted time out of 10 tournaments nine first place times and that the snapped two school records C.A.C. Championship Title. and tied one in the process. Wrestlers placing first for Obviously the two week lay off the Sewanee team were Billy since the last meet did the Wayne Manning at 134 pounds, Tigers some good. Kelly Wilson at 142 pounds, Captain Scott Bamman John Whitaker at the 150 appropriately ended a two year pound weight class, David Held reign as leader of the Tigers by •mI;, 158, taking home a gold medal in Lenahan at the 167 pound the 50 free. Donn Deighley weight class, Timmy Wilson at won the 100 free and Pierre Rogers claimed first place 177 pounds, Kevin Marchetti Lenahan goes for pin in championship hardware in the 200 breast. wrestling at 190 pounds, and . on page 15) Steve Higgins in the prospect for next season, with heavyweight division. That is, I many experienced lettermen 8 out of 10 returning, look bright. Gymnasts weight classes. John Whitaker Coach Horace Moore, coach won his match by an individual of the wrestling team, and also score of 26-0; Steve Higgins football and tennis coach, has won his match by pinning his recently been named to the Compete opponent after 4 minutes and National Rules Committee for 15 seconds. Clarence Presha Wrestling. Moore, a wrestled at the 118 weight Sewanee since 1955, by Cathy Ellis class for Sewanee and Pat championships and winning Harris wrestled at the 126 The Sewanee Women's FORMAL Gymnastic Team began their pound-slot. Harris, having Individual records for the season with a warm-up meet practiced only three days REQUEST Sewanee with Cleveland State College before the meet, replaced the team are: OUR COMPLETE LINE OF which Sewanee won with a regular 126 pounder, Jad MEN'S final score of 55.60 to 30.40. WEAR HAS NOW Davis, who was injured. 118 Clarence Presha: 7—7 The main purpose of this meet ADDED THE FORMAL The C.A.C. Championship 126 Jad Davis: 2-4 was to orient the newly formed TOUCH. WE NOW HANDLE gives the wrestling team an Cleveland State team into the THE LATEST IN 126 Pat Harris: 0—1 overall record of 8—3, the best procedures of conducting a FORMALWEAR FASHION. record for all Sewanee varsity the 134 Billy Wayne Manning: 9—7 WHATEVER THE AFFAIR, Sewanee and Cleveland athletic teams so far this year. State WE SUIT YOU CAREFULLY will meet again in Sewanee. The wrestling team also placed 142 KeUy Wilson: 11-6 COMPLETELY. ON TIME Friday, February 15, the eighth in the Southeastern EVERY TIME. SO LET OUR 150 Trey Smith: 3—4 Intercollegiate Wrestling STYLE Nashville to participate in a CONSULTANTS Association Tournament held 150 John Whitaker: 1-0 meet with Peabody College and HELP YOU SELECT THE at Auburn, Alabama. This was against Appalachian State. The CORRECT ATTIRE TO such formidable 158 David Held: 12—2 Sewanee team faced some COMPLEMENT ANY opposition as Georgia Tech, tough competition with the EVENT. Georgia, UT Martin, UT 167 Kevin Lenahan: 16—1 experienced gymnasts from Chattanooga, as well as Peabody and State. The final Auburn. Individual winners for 177 Timmy Wilson: 14—4 Sewanee were Kevin Lenahan Hall's Men's Shop with second a place and Steve 190 Kevin Marchetti: 10—5—1 Appalachian State:60.09 Higgins with a fourth place. Peabody College:47.36 967-6402 Sewanee:31.24 The wrestling team is losing 190 Tony Webb: 3—2 high scorers on West Side of Square only two seniors, the two The team were Nora captains, Kevin Lenahan and Sewanee's Winchester Hwt Steve Higgins: 7—5 floor exercise Billy Wayne Manning. The Frances Stone in Thursday, February 28, 1974 THE SEWANEE PURPLE PAGE THIRTEEN Commentary

Jubilant Petty

Praises Seniors

by Mike Rast

In the emotional after-math of Sewanee's season ending victory over CAC rival Centre, Coach Mac Petty jubilantly heaped praise on all his players, in particular departing seniors Jack Lefler and Ken Bohrman. Lefler, the intensely competitive floor leader departs after a three year stint at Sewanee, having transferred from Alabama after his freshman year. "I coached Jack my first year at Loudon High, which was his senior year there and now my first year as Head Coach here of course is his senior year at Sewanee. There is a natural emotional feeling on my part for Jack's leaving," states the Tiger Cage boss. "I feel almost the same for Kenny because his leadership and fine play particularly this Hoffman ignites late Tiger rally of year, under some adverse conditions, " added Petty. As you know, Bohrman at 6'5" had the unenviable task of filling the shoes of 7'0" Bill Kosick when Kosick Tigers Claw Centre followed departing Head Coach Rudy Davolos to Milwaukee , Wisconsin to finish out his college career. Bohrman's 16 point, 8 rebounds per game average, One key to the win was With only two seniors highest on the team in both categories points to the Sewanee's noticeable lack of leaving and with several Harry Hoffma Eddi. turnovers which had caused the kind of job he did for Sewanee this year. excellent prospects for next Ihr. Tiger's problems all year, But the always optimistic Petty is quick to look year, Coach Mac Petty can some clutch shooting down the particularly in the Covenant beyond this seasons 11-11 record to next year when he only be optimistic. Ending the stretch while Kenny Bohrman game the week before. hopes the return of some of his personnel and a good season on a winning note controlled the backboards in Prior to Monday's finale, recruit or two can point the Tigers ahead to better should aid recruiting efforts, the final minutes as the Sewanee had rolled over things. "We've got Vegas, and good things could be in a G'10" boy from Las Nevada Sewanee Tigers squared their Maryville, 58-55, and had a store for the Tigers next season who has already been accepted here and we've got our season at 11-11 with a 74-67 surprisingly easy time with as the schedule will be much eyes on some others as well," offers Petty. The tone of win over Centre last Monday. -63. more favorable. Petty 's optimism is indicative of the type coach Petty is. Rebounding from a defeat Bohr His attitude obviously kept the Tigers during its at the hands of Covenant, afloat early rough going when they lost 10 the first 13 the Tigers ended up winning 3 of games. The .500 finish is nothing short of miraculous. straight over Bryan, Maryville, rebounds. Hoffman and Tom Saga "We've a streak going at (seven) and Centre, gives them eight Piggott pulled down 14 Food Service and Mrs. got new win home wins in their last nine games.. rebounds apiece as Sewanee and a lot of pride on our team coming back. Hopefully After a seesaw first half in completely dominated the we can pick right up where we left off next year, "Petty which Sewanee took a 38-36 boards, 51-30. concludes. lead, Krenson and Hoffmann it will year waiting Sewanee overcame a three For Petty and Sewanee, be a of combined for 24 of the Tiger's students. The program involves point halftime deficit to ease before he knows if any of his hopes will come true. 36 second-half points. Both eating specially prepared meals past Maryville in a hard-fought at teams maintained their poise in Gailor and attending weekly contest. The Tigers showed excellent balance as Bohrman oll'iciuling, and the lead sions. The extra and Piggott scored 12, changed hands repeatedly charge for this service. freshman Charlie Little 11, and before the Tigers put the game Students who want to enroll 10. Hoffman Bohrman, the in the program must first turn team leader in scoring and Hoffman had 27 points and in a permission slip to Gailor's rebounding, had 12 rebounds Krenson 17, with Hoffman manager. These permission and Hoffman had 11. adding 14 rebounds. Bohrman slips can be obtained from Bohrman nosed out Doctor Way at the student totalled 13 rebounds as Sewanee maintained a 42-32 health office. Members of the program ask for the special diet edge on the boards, but it was plate while going through the Bohrman's aggressive play in cafeteria line. the final two minutes which kept Centre Since the low-calorie meals from pulling any Hoffman's 8.2. Two other must be specially prepared by closer. sophomores, Krenson and Avenging Gailor's staff, members of the two earlier defeats Piggott, averaged in double program plan to to the Colonels, the Tigers who skip figures at 11.5 and 10.7, while knocked meals are asked to tell the Centre out of the senior guard Jack Lefler averaged four assists per game, so that unnecessary plates are twice as many as anyone else. not prepared for absent dieters.

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For those among us says, competition. The obtain a picture of the games. This can best be victory, have a fifth ready who qualify as displaced thrill of victory is a reality opposition and make a done by having your in case you lose, but make athletes, IM competition once again and what the dart board of it. After roommate lock you in the sure you've got forty-eight holds a special place. It's heck if the guy you beat is several hours of darts, the closet and bolt the door. A hours before the next not enough to size picture may be torn into rule is the rule. game. somehow half your and in worse | fifth fifth remember the big game shape. The gym or small pieces and either If rules one through four where you had twelve sidelines may be empty, burned or flushed have not assured you of — Tom Quattlebaum tackles or scored two TD's but there is that special ac cording to one's or had twenty-five points moment when you can I inclinations. The second

in the district tournament. recall what was once there, rule is to snarl at any and IM competition is dragging real or imagined. all members of the an extra twenty pounds up Given this subtle opposition and to mutter and down the field or combination of profanities in their ear. A Free Beer court. It is sweating off semi-athlete, semi-degener- third rule is to have a the six pack from the ate, there are a few ground pledge or a good friend to night before and burning rules for the professional keep them up all night Falstaff Announces lis out the pack a day habit. IM competitor. The first before the game. It is playing on energy that and foremost rule is a A fourth rule which has isn't there after two forty-eight hour mental swayed many who yearned Decorate the Dean all-nighters and a steady awareness period before to be IM jocks is diet of jumbos and cokes. games. This can be done in abstinance from beer, Contest several ways, but the cigarettes and women for Most of all, IM Grand Prize, Picnic Cooler competition is just what it preferred method is to at least two days before Packed with Beer IM Council President Ledford Speaks on Program

have helped the varsity team. He can do this for football by LEDFORD:As a ru asking Coach Majors. That's before every rrn how he judges whether they That's a minimun should play or not; by the meetings. Usually intramural sports program at caliber of the player. So we informal meetings for the Sewanee, we talked to the have three different decisions minor sports. President of the Intramural from three different areas and PURPLE:Do you think you Council, Mike Ledford. we come up with the answer. can meet this year so that some It's really hard to come up of these new ideas can be PURPLE:What is the with. If we had to make the implemented next year? Intramural Council? tha ;ity LEDFORD:Yes, definitely. In LEDFORD:The IM, council is player who played last year fact, we have a meeting made up of the president of could play (I.M.'s), you'd Monday afternoon. (Results the I.M. council, elected by the really deprive a lot of people unavailable by deadline) HERE'S YOUR CHANCE! DECORATE fraternities, the athletic that could play and it wouldn't PURPLE:Is there anything else THE ABOVE PICTURE WITH A director (Coach Bryant) and really be of any consequence you'd like to say? BEARD. SIDEBURNS.ETC. Coach Petty. duty is Our main to the team or league. I know LEDFORD:The I.M. program trying to find out whether a that there needs to be a better is a pretty good program as former varsity player is eligible system, but if they can come long as it's kept off the varsity CONTEST RULES to play in a particular sport. up with a real good system level. Because when it gets that We get together during the without preventing someone way you have to practice... and 1. major sports.. .and just decide Contestants must be registered who can play, let them do that. really work at it. That's good students of The University of the South who's eligible and who's not. and it's good to be involved, PURPLE:What do you think of and at least Let me say something about but you can get over-involved. 18 years old. the suggestions of having the way we judge whether If you want to do that you can someone is eligible or not. It's all-star games in the different go up to the varsity. I really no cut and dry system. It's think it should be very subjective and we're open LEDFORD:I think that's a de-emphasized. good idea, time permitting. In Falstaff football it's very hard got thr aking the to get a PO Box 812 twelve game schedule in before decision .ing ; Tullahoma, Tenn. 37388 the student viewpoint. I'm cold weather. There are a lot of The Sewanee chapter of the always for the student. In some factors in there. For basketball, American Red Cross is offering cases, if a team is going to be we just didn't have time. It's a an eight-hour first aid course too powerful, I'm going to good idea if you can work it on Saturday, March 9, a study have to say no. But basically, out. day in the College of Arts and I'm The always for the student. PURPLE:How about a B course will be held from 8 am Coach Bryant looks at it from league trophy? the professional until noon, and from 2 to 6 pm standpoint and LEDFORD: Yeah, all these are in Hargrove Auditorium in good ideas. But one thing I Hamilton Hall at Sewanee want to say is that it's good to Academy. have trophies and play-offs Instructors for the course valuable, they look at it from between the all-stars and are Mr. and Mrs. James Scott. an individual standpoint. championships, but don't get Interested students should PURPLE:So who decides? Jusi sign up in Dr. Way's office for you, Coach Petty, and competitive level like the Coach the course before March 1. Bryant? varsity. I know a lot of people Students who wanted to take that don't play varsity because LEDF0RD:A1I three of us, the Emergency Medical yeah. We take a vote. Coach Technician's course, but were this (I.M.'s) from Petty looks at it from to keep the unable to, may be interested in coach's position, deciding taking up too much time. taking this shorter first aid Winner will be announced in the next issue whether the individual would PURPLE: How often does the Thursday, February 28, 1974 THE SEWANEE PURPLE PAGE FIFTEEN Handball Doubles Continue; Yarbrough Takes Singles

I.M. HANDBALL Trey Yarbrough, an ATO and third respectively. They were followed, in order, by- by Richard E. Neal champion, was the odds on Paul Marin (theolog), David favorite to prevail this year Topps (Fiji) and Dick Rainey The intramural handball also. So it came as a surprise to (Delt). tournment began more than no one when Yarbrough The overall fraternity two weeks ago and has yet to convincingly defeated the cha be be completed. The singles competition and retained his decided in this way: points are division was finished last week, singles championship. Jack awarded to the top six but the doubles competition is Simpson, a KA, and Ron finishing fraternities in both the doubles still in progress. Swymer, a Beta, placed second the singles and competition. When both divisions have been completed, the fraternity having the most total points will be declared the winner and they will receive the first place I.M. College Juniors points for a minor sport. Competition in the doubles division was to have originally you have ended on February 19. Due to If one year of communication and scheduling difficulties, however, it has Basketball Ends been drawn out. If all goes college physics, Calculus well, it should be completed not later than March 2. Playoffs Begin integral, and IM Basketball scoring leader. Look for through Swimmers Pritchard and Jetmunson for by Tom Quattlebaum the Chops and Warfield and Smith for the SAE's. The (Com. from page 12) interested in earning The 1974 regular IM season Dekes are seeded third lead by Rogers was also a member of came to an end on Sunday Smith and Logan. the school record tying 400 with ten teams ready for the The Indys behind Coach medley relay team. Beighley playoffs. Both leagues should Billy Joe Shelton feature the per during picked up another gold as a prove to have exciting playoffs scoring and rebounding of $500.00 month member of the victorious 400 with any of the teams having a Taylor and Weaver. The Fijis free relay team. of ' it all. top play this year has been In A league the teams will Strain to Strain from Strain. your senior year of college, he same: co-captain be the KA's as top seed with Seeded sixth will be the SN's Wood and freshman the ATO's in second. The Betas with good balance and Scott. They brought and SAE's will have a coin toss quickness. Look for Reddick drop by and see LCDR Jim Id medals apiece back to determine third and fourth to key the defense. the Mountain. Wood won seeds. The KA's have gotten When the playoffs start has 200 I.M., balanced scoring all year and yet to be determined, but they Boyter, United States Navy. the 400 medley relay team, balanced play should be their should be underway when this and broke the school record by key. The ATO's probably will article comes out on Thursday. winning the 200 back with a rely on the offense of their I hate not to pick the ATO's time of 2:09.7. Scott finished guards and strong defense and because they have a way of first in the 200 fly and was a rebounding from their big men. go Student Union member of the 400 free relay The Betas' key is Roger Ross. ith the KA's. In the B league team. His best performance He must score big and rebound I'll stick with the Independents came in the 1000 free where he well for the Betas to win the and draw the wrath of the March 12 & 13 shattered the school mark by league: The SAE's have a solid better than 16 seconds with a inside game with Jenkins, time of 11:04.4. Camp, and Warfield. These Although not posting nearly three must keep out of foul 9:00 AM to 3:00 PM as good a record as the 8-2 trouble to give them a shot at Gymnasts team of a year ago, this year's (Co nt. from page 12) swimmers probably put as much effort into their The B league ended with the and balance beam, and Cathy performances as a year ago. SAE's and LCA's in a tie for Ellis in uneven parallel bars and The Navy is also interested Coach Bitondo and the the top spot. The Chops have a vaulting. Judy Hight was- the swimmers will both tell you balanced attack with a strong why, the talent simply wasn't bench as do the SAE's. Both participate in all four events in Navy there this season. Talent or no have good big men and any one which contributed valuable any degree for talent, the Tigers won the of several players could be the points to the final team score. C.A.C. Last year they finished

Pilot Training. Special praise must go to senior captain Scott Bamman. M0NTEAGLE Coming off a fine 8-2 season SUPERMARKET Bamman knew that three or Fresh Western Beef Cut To Your Order Beginning salary $10,684.56 four key men would not be back for one reason or another, OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEh stuck it out and the as a championship Annually. BANK OF SEWANEE HEALTH SERVICE 'Your Progressive Bank Call 749-5573 (days) or The Student Health Program provides medical services and hospitalization (evenings) under the supervision of Dr. Mutt and Charlie's 824-4614 Way. When students see another doctor in the Emergency Room, the health B & G SUPPLY STORE for information. fee pays the Emergency Room fee and the Physician's fee. THE SEWANEE PURPLE Thursday, February 28, 1974 Biological Study To Be Conducted

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Consortium will offer eight The first term of the habitat. s of physiology, ecM\ si, m . summer session begins June 9 The Tech Aqua Project, 18 ichthyology, and and runs through July 12. The which includes the biological three Professors for the courses will second term begins July 17 and les for come from Tennessee Tech, runs through Aug. 20. was begun in 1964 by u.- cky, Mm Tennessee Tech on a 400-acre field biology tract of land owned by the The Tennessee Academy of composed of Tennessee Tech, U.S. Army Corps of Engineers Science has provided three Belmont, Fisk, Middle operation. Students and on Center Hill Reservoir. scholarships for the summer Tennessee, Tennessee State, Martin directs the total project. session. The awards are open to Trevecca Nazarene, UT Martin, consortium schools particij Construction of facilities was undergraduate students from University of the South, The biological statioi started in 1970 with major ons for transfer credits. any college or university in Vanderbilt, and Western used throughout the year support from the National Apf Kentucky. research base and class Science Foundation. The first This summer's session marks scholarships the fourth session at the offered that summer. from Martii at Tennessee station which is off State Tech Aqua now occupies Tech.

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(Cont. from paqe4) telephone pole. Then it's Sophomores—25 this problem involves the going to be mandatory Seniors-36 free will—predestination that every driver employ a the road. conflict between Bay. Christine A. Dennis, Frances E. check—out girl (first dibs Well, I guess see you Crowe, Michael S. denominations of believers on Juanita!) to help him the point. If you aren't Hawkins, Andrew L. in GOVERNMENT. We start the car. I'm sure convinced now that Jetmundsen, Norman are obviously predestined Gauntt, Marianne you've seen what I'm Marcus is in Welby the Keller, Katharine A. Liechty, Melissa G. to wear seatbelts. talking about: those little hierarchy somewhere, you Kunz, Frederick B. MacGowan, Claudia P. Really nice, aren't computers in your radio will be the next time this Sanderlin, Sandra L. they? Of course, but the MaCris, Kathryn L. that are going to flash appears. column At that David F. best is yet to come. Pretty McNeeley, time, different areas of the soon you're to have to numbers on a screen. Then Pope, Patrick B. government's drive Donald carry nails or needles in you'll have to punch Seifert. R. intervention in our private Osgood, Richard H. your mouths while driving, numbered buttons to Stults, Susan E. 4,00 lives will be discussed. Dean 4.00 Bradford, Anne M. so that the airbag that flies replicate the numbers on Swift, A. Gaylord 4.00 McClure, Marian up in your face when the the screen, or your car And some guy had the Walker. T. that, Bishop, Clarinda M. 3.92 McMahan, Jefferson t- wind is gusty will deflate won't start. This gumption to suggest 3.83 Walsh, Michael D. in time for you to see life—saving device will "He who governs least, Palmer, James G. Grefe, Robin C. yourself crash into a keep people who are governs best." pshaw! Peebles, Carol R. 3.83 Dargan, Timothy G. 3.82 Neal, Richard E. 3.80 Weber, Shane D.

Keeble, Lucy L. 3.80 Hardee, Elizabeth M. Soviet Giveaway Liberman, Marc L. 3.80 Hoffman, Henry T. Falstaff P. Nichols, W.Alan 3.80 Scoville, Steven (Cont. from page 4) Edward E. to cope with critics of Niehoff, The iff Brewing format is uncer Fals governmental policies and Sanders, Barbara L. Company has jnced a has indicated thai social institutions. It giveaway lest for several organizatic reveals that the Sewanee students. Contest four man teams for the event. , Warden, Wendy E. government holds no and entry blanks will be Each team will be given a case answer to Solzhenitsyn's in included each Purple for the of quart bottles and the team Freshman—26 accusations against the mainder of this school year, to finish their case first will be Soviet system. The winner will be chosen every the winners. For their efforts, Ball, John R. government could not vo weeks and will be awarded the winning team's 3.75 Bradford, James A. control the charges of picnic cooler packed with organization will be awarded a 3.75 Brakebill, Anne E. Solzhenitsyn with reason eer. full scale "beer bust." 3.73 The contest will culminate The implicit intent of this 3.67 Guerry, Louise C. or fact It was necessary to ith a beer i ting contest to contest is to dete 3.63 Williams, Grant A. exile a citizen that simply Ma Although the the hard rollers ally 3.63 Zsembik, Michael R. disagreed and differed on McGee. William F. 3.63 governmental policies. The government cannot rule by Juniors-22 reason; it can rule by force Barker, Laura A. alone. Freeland, James W Cox, Betsy C.

Griff in, Susan O. Graydon, A. Tompki Guerard, Nancy A Hazard, Eulalie M. Oxford Hood, Cornelia M. Linden, Carol A. Moores, Kathryn > MacDonald, Robert J (Cont. from page 6) Recknagel, Lauren Trimble, Dale L. will be Dr. Brinley Rhys and Scott, Clark L. Thad Marsh, Provost of the University. Stapleton, Lee B. Stuart, Jean S.

program last from July 8 to Taylor, George M. August 18, there will be an West, Marcus H. 00 Boyd, Joanne E. affinity flight leaving June 10 83 Dilworth, Robert I and returning August 26 Roberts, Edward G. Hicks, Robert E. available to students. This Hodnett, Emily C. flight will allow for travel on Mackersie, John C. the continent. Cost for the Shelton, Mary V. Parsons, Mark K. program including tuition, Cordts, Oavid P. room, and board is $1250. Thursday is family night Wallace, Margaret A. Cost for the affinity flight is an Wednesday is student night additional $258. Interested Baughn, Susan L. students should contact either Pub Happy Hours Bnce, Kathryn E. Rhys or Dr. Douglas Paschall. Gregg, William This week only Happy Hour will Deadline for applications is Helen be on Thursday due to banquet Vanek, April 1.