Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll, but not really very much sex in this issue.

Overseas Student faces 'Go Home' threat.

Zimbabwean student Basil Cwatidzo may he deportedDEPORTATION! at any minute, even though he has a grant and has started his University degree course. Fresh threats to send him home may be part of a campaign against Overseas students. Exec suggested this week. the a hristanistide demand was issued because Basil cannot lease the country when his course is user... in three years' time! The edict may be part of policy or a Government who. back to the newly formed Zim- elected for its tough starlet on babwe during the months Basil immigration. ie,:ently forced could not support them! overseas students to pay full fees While under threat of depor- and denied them access to Health tation Basil was not allowed to Service facilities. Ostensibly to register for his course- But provide more funds for higher things seemed settled at last' education. the ruling has when. in December. Sheffield severely depleted the numbers E-ducanon Authority decided to of forri0 students in British give Basil his grant and accept Universities and Polytechnics. him as a full-time student. Thy. new move may have far- The problem now is all reaching effects on foreign stu- may happen too fast." said Wel- dents. Its basis may apply to any fare Officer. Martin Blakey. student who is unwanted and Basil has few roads of appeal who may then be asked for open to him and "once he proof he/she will not remain in the scene, that's IC the country after education is JULIE KAY • Basil Gwatrdzo completed. Basil's case is unusual, but not unique. He was granted Excep- tional leave to remain in Britain when he left Rhodesia in 1975 when UD1 was declared. He worked for three years to earn the grant at first denied to In this violent age of' nuclear weapons. chemical warfare and a massive arms race. a ,eons that him by Sheffield local Leeds Poly may have .discovered a frightening new weapon — Exploding Rats authorities. His award to Leeds The rumour stems from an incident in the Poly'sDepartmentr" last Tuesday when t he rats University. was discretionary managed to nearly destroy an entire laboratory. since Basil has already cairn- It appears that several of the furry creatures were injected with •lhet. as part Man experiment. Meted one course of Higher and then stored in a laboratory fridge for future use. Education. l'he award came if.ont'■later. however, the ether in the rats somehow managed to ignite causing a huge explosion after a king battle by W.A.R. - which destroyed the fridge. broke several windows. and set fire to the laboratory. Workers Against Racism - who Born the police and the fire brigade were called and the situation was eventually brought under funded Basil during the months control. in which he was told he could the story does have its serious side though raising questtons about the nature of experiments 'receive no Government aid' taking place at the rola, and of any possible signs Of negligence. and 'was not eligible for a grant'. Unfortunately staff at the Pols. have remained tight lipped about the affair Ica \ ing such questions Basil clearly does not have unanswered . enough ties with his former Iona Parker. a senior technician at the Poly claimed he was unable to pros ide any Wither homeland to wish to return, the 'worm:mon .ifter. /avow y, me hose. 1/1 V:11 ll :1,1 of die /1..0•...,1 INt11,01111-:iii was I Iornc Office feels. although his I navailable Ion lainilll'rll wife and three children went 1155 111 1.11 NEVER ON A FIRE IN SURVEY UNION the Giants and Cuts t mpaign I IR. CdiaN • LI lO•Ci /41/1/ Muth 4 ,1 was discussed again at last Mon- WEDNESDAY darnage in the Tartan Bar men's day's Lxccutive Committee toilets on Tuesday night meeting. likee agrectl that there The British Polytechnics Sports sport." A spokesman from The flames domaeed paint should be greatet participation What's on Association are beginning a Leeds Poly said the Union could and electrical fittings, Vandals this year and that we should campaign to prevent the support the B.P.SA. and their are thought to hate been ende,is our to co-ordinate our Itone-tabling of classes on Wed- attempt to ban Wednesday req.ponmble own rallies and meetings with in Lee nesday afternoons. A Filming afternoon time-tabling, cm:1Tc I. UV President. NIara Cas- national ones. number of Poly authonties are where it is strictly necessarsfor sidy, the union official on duly at Mary Cassidy also explained holding classes and practical% on caample for nurses which the lime, said one of the most atilt Leeds University had keen Wednesday afternoons. a time amount to forty hours per week worrying leatures of the inci- chosen to participate in traditionally kept free for or more lie said that Vs'ednes. dent was that when the fire hose national survey of student extra-curricular activities. this afternoon rime-tabling also was extended. it failed to func- income and capenditure A The B.P.S.A. condemn such a detracts from student life as tion correctly sample of 70 or I-141 students - move by the authorities which many community sera ice prog- Fortunately. the fire was will he taken and then mtorma- and hinders the playing of many ramnies are also carried out at brought under control before tion used Ior relerenCe during II inter -institution matches. by this time. more sellout damage could be the nest two to three year. to the much more! saying "II is a grcvious blow done. NUS and Government. struck at the heart of student KATIE HITCHCOCK STEVE MARKEY EMMA RATHA

IL PAGE TWO GRANTS AND LOANS HOW WILL THEY AFFECT YOU

plan to replace the pres- abroad,- It's el of working class par- high income because ot ent grant scheme with a ticipation. their qualifications they new combined grant and The effect of the new The Tory scheme will will also pay higher tax loan scheme is to become scheme would he to dis- attempt to prevent stu- under the present system. ofricial Conservative Pol- courage working class. dents being a 'burden on The S.D.P. says that [JUMPED] icy, it was announced some mature and women the taxpayer'. The theory although they would not recently. students from going on to is that as students benefit support such a system, The scheme will involve they would he reluctant to UP event of students supplementing a HOW THE NEW SYSTEM WILL WORK: abolish it in the decreased grant with a them winning a future I. Non-means tested loan pros ided by the Government com- ■■ Government loan, to be prising 50% of the present grant. election. Labour Educa- —" 1114404440010.0011 "` a graduate has tion spokesperson Philip repaid once 2. Means tested grant for the other 500i. started work. A system 'Whitehead claimed that 3, Abolition of minimum grant. the Labour Party would do whereby loan and grant Remember last term's Poly 4. Extension of scheme to all 'advanced' courses, not just those are split equally would away with a loan system as Exec Parachute Jump? So do currently designated. leave students with a soon as they had the power they. £2,500 debt, plus interest. 5. Extension of 'independent' status to all students over-21, to do so. In the event, severe winds at the end of a three year (currently 25 LUU Deputy President. forced the cancellation of the course, and abroad it is not 6. An earnings cut off point, below which graduates would not Paul Hill said that meet- fund-raising leap; but despite have to repay their loan. queasy stomachs and pallid unheard of for students to ings are being held with complexions. the four jumpers leave university with a MI6 other colleges and univer- intend to keep their promise and E10,000 debt. higher education. One of from their education in the sities to decide what form complete the jump in the near LUU President, Mary the few praiseworthy fea- earnings they receive. of protest is to be taken future. Cassidy said that the prop- tures of the present man- some of it should he paid and the NUS has declared At present it appears that the dator% system of grants is hack. As a result, students four. Pete Gaffikin, John Crc- osal was "the worst poss- February 23rd a 'national gan. Phil Fergus and Sue Grat- ible combination of the the vital role it has played will in fact he paying tax day of occupation' as part wicke will be air-borne and earth- worst parts of the grants in the expansion of higher twice. for their parents are itsts overall grants cam- bound sometime next weekend. system and the worst parts education, particularly the taxpayers themselves. paign. It is clear, however. that at of the loan system as seen increase in the absolute Should students earn a least one of their number has STEVE MARKEY had his doubts, Dc puts Presi- dent. John Cregan suffered a great deal during last term's put- FIVE COURSES DAN BY longed wait at Gainshorough Airfield. near Lincoln; and at DIRTIES one time had declared his int- SAVED AT POLY ention to withdraw. However he is now determined to sec the Thomas Da nhy has run mut Plans to close down live courses Survesing, 13Se Dietetics. ant! 'st the meeting it was pointed project through. As he says: -I at Leeds Polytechnic were the postgraduates diploma in out by the departments con- problems with their Students' Union cleaning staff. was going to bottle out. but !got halted last week. Dietetics should be continued. cerned that all the five courses a lot of stick. and, unlike our Cleaners have complained At a meeting ot the National The NAB had previously had excellent academic records. illustrious leader Pete 'Wilmot Advisory Board and recommended the closure of and they fulfilled a special need about the mess left in the Union common room. and hose been Godwin ( Poly President) I bast Polytechnic matt last Monday. it these courses since recruitment in the Yorkshire legion; BSc been intimidated by peer group. was decided that the courses in on them was said to be low and speech therapy is °rills as ridable known to refuse to clear it up. There are further dangers pressure; and I shall he jump- BSc Nursing Studies, BSc fell shirt ot the stated minimum at Sheffield University, while ing." Speech Therapy. BSc Quantity en rt figures the diploma in dietetics is the that, should conditions not improve that cleaners will Although the postponement only course of its kind in the offers a fresh opportunity to whole of the country, to addi- ignore the common room com- pletely and lease it to the stu- regain his colleagues' respect, tion. the NAB was shown the Mr. Godwin himself seems cer- strong links that exist between dents themselves to clear up. NEW REVUE tain to refuse to participate in On a more drastic note, stu- the courses and industry in the the re-scheduled jump,and was region and highlighted the fact dents may he inisted from their unavailable for comment. TAKES OFF that graduates are keenly sought place of leisure. to be replaced after by employers. For cram- by class rooms ROGER HOLLAND The new Is formed "L.U.t.l. conception to the famous Cam- tile, the BSc Quantity Surveying Resue Cornpans - will launch bridge .Footlights-. They hope course had a I OfIc:C record of their first show on 25th, 26th to keep the Company going on a graduate employment. and 27th January at S 00 p,m in permanent basis after the inau- Despite the victory, it is still the Riles Smith Hall gural production, though this believed that cuts will now he The show. entitled .Channt,1 obviously depends on the sup• made elsewhere in the region. lore 3-1) I V' a a series of port JOB LOSS As John Cregan. PLU Deputy 0inteds sketches v. ritten tr) the r i he two were keen to stress President sass. •'Somehody else The post-Christmas bout of res• ( ompans that it is a non •eestq, non-:deist will suffer through the saving of Ian Rosenthal and Bill More. wets. a -good clean show tgriatrons has struck amongst these courses ' the bruins behind the ITN lit: said Poly.. and University Bees. 'hat the Compani, is ',Mill it DFRAIOT Qt !GI L St Off S‘11..DI I. First ro go was the dusts e Poly Welfare Sec. Mark Watets His resignation, to, -persoimt reasons' Came as nil real suer' to the rest it the Exec. who suet, ROBIN HOOD'S unanimous in the view that h. as ritiUthlt; if sink lilt lit, ;41,A:tic(' MARINE MEN itl..i• c tn,I,L sisal • sir • Robin Earp t the end of December. Leeds increasingly drained the ahead. I reasurs I .111inct Min i‘re to ■lahl, lilt Itc,q.!!'t.1111,it A l'aft University closed down its tight-stretched University 1..con Britian, M.P for Cies c- tittle LAT, degree but the tact that he was Marine Labotatones at Robin budget. Since It would have land and W hit by who is coainut- Slier threatening to rt!n.idc, otitc a FR Ili:filial ('residency Hood's Bay been tar too e %pensive to have ted to University economies but c%-ignation au the last ot candidate but was rumoured Situated $5 miles from Leeds enlarged the premises. closure considered the valuable research term over the 1,.1,,m1.1 mil unlikely to get the Labour Club between Whitby and Sear- became the more attractive done by the centre as ju'.tits inr ,vrilp,litten.. to Irish timilinatomi rs also thought to borough the laboratories Acted option its continued existence. pnlihtal prisoners the matter have influenced him in his deci- as a research base for the Not everyone sees the issue The sale of laboratories and was brought up to, discussaint at sion to quit. Fellow Exec department ail latology, as well the same was as the I:nisi:is11V other huildines should raise an F. sec Sneering. members arc reportedly "not as centre for field ptiwidinr a Senate. Mr lack l cwt., ath tut L l I 0,04 11, The 1..inivermly ''Margaret I Sit V MCI and I very happy with the sou:aloe. course•. ► labotantrx director described has exptessed hopes that the have deemed him resigned," I lowevet, a temporary ma. lake The decision to close was the (lea-V.00n as -one of political premise, will be continued to he said 11Iva...islet. Pets; (iaffikin. user Paul's postrion thud the taken lily a number tit reasons expedient-y a small unit, out of used for educational and cul- No official letter has yet been elections fart a /less See a %A week., Being Ihe smallest of sis sight, out of mind, and virtually tural putot oses. but this will only received from Mr harp can tat e- pr.1.1.1: ui muse So; , Inner-sib -run labs in the scruti- unknown to the Senate decision tse p. ■,-.11,1r a realistic offer is Paul 1)avies has resigned rime. I he pus! of ho is also vacant. is lo lie tit ny . st Was c inside red too small members" (Guardian. 274sh cosine to, a em .up such as the horn his post as LUU Welfare which led . .Hk and tins remote to he main- May IkttY2). National 1 rust Sc,c His decision was due ► tained a %lank unit. In the past A campaign aimed at prevent- largely to the tact that he wanted ANDY (.1.011;111 less sears. the centre has inc the closure Was led by 114461. S N 11,511 to concentrate on getting his SUE ItYLANCE P%(.1 I ItaLk. In Brief DANBY'S MYSTERY In Brief

Police inveetigntions into the dia- McDonald is responsible for all Bungler mppeurance of Jahn McDonald, the general administration of Acting Registrar at Thomas the College, and holds perhaps Denby college have taken them the most important position on A pay eheque belongie a. far as Scotland. the non-academic side L.U.U. Deputy Ptesidere P.eu Rape Danger Hill was stolen in a vale ,.; g nat break-ins, including tete in Mt McDonald was List seen The College Principle. Dr ► Holly. said that the office staff increased publicity is being term. the Union Building. when tic turned up for work on given to the dangers faced by Ms, eaesuoy tepee, that sele The intruder apparently Tuesday. 4th January. over two were managing without him, but that they have rallied round. women who go out alone after defence classes will he set up this entering by a window. father weeks ago, Since then, Police dark following the recent rape term. "We are riot over-reacting than the more traditional chim- hose traced him to his sister's and given a lot more than tncy have to." and attempted murder of a to these cases," she pointed out. ney, broke into the Executive home in Ayrshire, where he is nurse over the Christmas "having been committed to Office where he found the pay beheved to have vent .1 few pe dud. Women's-Surety throughout last cheque. days. There is no evidence as to Reticent Four points are emphasised year_ Until it is sae for women He also tore open the where he might have gone since by Leeds University. in conjunc- to walk alone at nights, we will Women's Mini-bus Collection then as his sister. Mrs Helen tion with its t mon which, if fol- continue to operate these ser- Box. to find a mere 20p — the Wolohan, appears not to know. Police and f' due:item Department spokesmen have lowed, will minimise the riske- vices." boxhat been emptied only slays the Scottish Police are helping • Women should make sure Inspector Bateson. Chapel- before. with the investigation. been very reticent iihout giving information. Police say they are they have company after dark, town Community Affairs He then proceeded to the "continuing their investiga- • Keep to well-lit arras. Officer, said that it was difficult main Tetley Bar setting off the Concerned tions", while the Department of • Use transport when possible. to advise women on what to do. alarms and seizing about £5 Education claim that "there is including the Union mini-bus, The police were trying to con- worth of cigarettes. Alerted by • Financial Auditors have also no evidence that anything is Tell someone where they are trol the problem. but it was the alarm the eecurity men and been called in at the college to wrong at the moment" and arc going. obviously not good enough the police soon arrived on the help with enquiries. They are awaiting the auditor's report. Union President, Mary Cas- whilst these incidents continue scene and arrested the. hapless thought to be concerned about sidy, said that the mini-bus will to occur. burglar. the disappearance of a cash Meanwhile investigations he run on the same lines as last • No-one has yet been A man is helping police with book. continue, as Mr McDonald term, starting at 430 pm each arrested for the recent rapes nor their inquiries. swinge into the third week of his day ,Inc! leaving the Union steps the muegines of students on A portable typewriter has As acting Registrar. Mr unexpected holiday. every thirty minutes until half- Woodhouse Moor at the end of also been stolen from under an-hour after the Union closes. last term, but the police are con- Cultural Affairs Secretary Guy Over a hundred women per tinuing with their inquiries. Mittens's' desk but it is not night used the mini-bus last MARILYN DON It ;MAN known whether the burglaries are connected, The Changing Face, ROGER HOLLAND of the Work Force. X-Word Solution Bomb I allowing diseussums with mp. other members of staff, Mary Mury stressed that there aeeids • the University Union should be- a close liason bet- X-MAS ARTS )(MORD Shelved President, has written a report ween outgoing and incoming PRIZE WINNER on the future management Exec. members to ensure the Machination!, Tony Costanie oructure of the [moo stiCeesS ot her plot-he:ale winds 1..1! U led In th. the report outlines Ow vest she hoped would .epic isle for the Collect your prize from the non the Ton amount of work done by the nest four or live wars, Leeds Student Office, Union policy, ei President and Executive and EMMA BATHA I '1 L.0 U. policy in suppiel of explains the changes which will a policy was passed at come into effect this year, when 0.G.M. last term. several senior members of Staff All the Fun T hr required 500 – will be leaving calling tot a teferendum t. The refitment in August et Irate Iranians of the Fair held to reverse the de, the President's Assistant. Leine all been gathered ansi Wilson. wilt cause some of the Pro-Khemeim sloeatie have believe the reneirke acre dureeted In the recent meeting of the theatem in the 1...l .1.. peke higg,est change:. Her present appeared on the walls of many :it them and ate worried in case producers of the Renaissance bone duties require experience. University buildings and Halls the campaign results in violence Festival, featuring the 'Chester Paul Hill and Mary. Cassidy, Mere will also he changes in of Residence. since the end of LI.' le Deputy- President Paul Cycle of Mystery Plays', to be ate both contident that the secretarial and peat ire.; staff and last teten Hill said that the Union is ;mare held on the University Campus referendum will tail tu. leW.:Cse also in le ine ong and cleaning Translated the slogans mean: that only a handful of students on the May day- Bank Holiday L.U.U.'s existing polies On duties since two porters .ire tak- "As long as there is blood in our were involved in the graffitti. weekend 1983, there was a call unilateralism. Mr. Hill stated ing voluntary retirement The veins Khomeini is our leader." which is. written in Persian, but issued to students to solunteer however that he would seriously present system of shift: will he and "Down with American kv.•: %in, little help consider resigning his pest as kept but the House Stewatil will hyriocrites,- eeide Assistance is wanted in an LILL'. Deputy President it pol- provide e tepee r during es en- The Muslim Iranian -Society SAEFDA. KH est NI teats of the festival Much icy was reversed. includes a ludo' Fair and pro- The referendum will lake cession and an exhibition of place in about two weeks, Pre- medieval ,:rafts on stalls set or pate for endless Pub arguments! Unposted outside the Great Hall. ANDY ROPOFF Kept Posted Those students interested in • itson College Students union taking a role in the plays can A new stamp machine is soon to 2 ti 19'ep 1 x lOp Isip. ran into problems at their last contact Jane Oakshoo. the be installed opposite the Uni- The machine will parneu I r ly AGM, Mane students at out!) - Director of the Festival, at ilk Curry versity porters' office It will of Use to overseas students. mg sites have had difficulties School of English. dispense four combinations of The machine ha+ two other obtaining t inion cards and there Anyone wishing to lend .1 stamps front cis outlets. advantages there is Thu :,onitact was a lack of nominations for hand with the Tudor Fair should 2's s .' :p NO it can he teturned without Executive Jobs. It was decided consult Ms, Sheila Williams in Capers 4 x p2' ip notice. and there are no hire to re -eon% end: the nice tine on the School of Chemistry There 2 e 22 • 3s II maintenance charges Ins Fehtuars, 3rd. when the results is a need for stilt-walkers, jug- The lace of cure sou kt7,05 opposed to the pi eeent chanie of of the ewes campus ballot for glers, musk:ions and even peo- well returns to eeinpee lee li I m Leeds University Union £199). Repair expenditure is EXecutive positions will he ple to he dancing heat-s' the Ishunalee ,ipeos the Women's Safety Services likely to be kepi to the minimum announced DERNIOT "GLEN portholes once more since the machine is sees sturdy The woodwork of the old end bent coins can eeeils be building suffered severe struc- extracted_ tural damage and the honest This type of machine is used house after hones moved to by many London eolleees and Mereah's C 11 %ards down the by Birmingham t :nOersite, who Confidential Move road Minibus recent's bought two end have Promises of return within A free service for all women had no problems. days proved somewhat ho petal. Denise Blanks. The treasurer, tnsive to eAtitt:ss no with- trammel 0%er a term later the ie.taurtnt students which operates after explained that the Union would &net In 1.1 I L) Preeident, Stacy Naire e.i.c concerned her has returned to Its old site with dark during term time. Just pay tot the stumps and then col- Casslits was thtown nut by the fatale: It' ',AC its eseorderiee its new uplifted frontage come to the Porters' Office lect the money from the last OCi51 of term. With Union leilicy at the Nt Then.• will Ivy sealing loom for in the Union Building or machines. Although Denise Winter Conterenee last 72 the old collie: hat becoming book in advance in estimated that at least t 10(10 in ~peaking to he; dere ere. fac:ember +mallet oe the kitchen has got stamps would be sold each ■Nt was riol Aleo accused of the same teggie . Executive Office or phone Mars said than an In week. the Union would not he the place to doylies the maul r oltenes: is letheur Club Chair- Rumour hos it that the prop- the Union on 439071. making any profit. because the eliee had ;dread... person John Erekme rietor is Greek but it doesn't Keep This For Reference EMMA BATHA been Fete rred to Dteciplueirs PAI LA FOOT weaken his curries. 1, ,f ftit H PLO's Fathi Speaks Out.

One of the more welcome diversions from the bureaucratic routine endemic to the NUS Confer- _SOME' NASTY,SINCLE rittiOEP LITTLE ence is the appearance of guest speakers. yv Included this year via. Dr. in antIert.indingol the Palesti- OffA Fathi -Yrafat, younger brother of nian problem. While Dr Arafat Vaxsir %rafal. President of the r c,Tnised the exixta nee of Palestinian Red Crescent. the pro.,:r...... a.Le forces within Israel. oa. inigia414 1111Yfe reticent -is to P organisation providing medical , 140 its aid for Palestinians, as well as whether the L .0_ should rec. t4e- cc- -04E ogni5e Load perhaps under- 1,41%s -r social and economic help. 1-61‘ oVv' v--,L, Dr. Arafat spoke twice. to the stanclahh, saying "my sieve will 51(..- friptifvoz assembled conference, and at a not advance or retreat the mat- Et fringe meeting attended by ter which is related to the com- warty 200 people. Dr. Arafat mand Of the P l'-‘101(‘ seerned poorh; briefed and had some trouble answering a ques- "CHANGE" tion as to the we and extent of Dr Arafat did sieu the rr the Israeli anti-rionisi move- Reagan Plan as "the beginning ment. The meeting closed in of change in the =Mains' of the slightly Nuremburgesque fash- American government.' This ion with most of the audience calls for a Palestinian-Jordanian jumping. applauding and confederation. He avoided ,silt - shouting "Palestine, Palestine". Mg anything more specific. ans- wering that he was not special- RED CRESCENT ised in polities. Dr. Arafat agreed to he inter- On the question of a two state viewed afterwards, and solution, Israel living in peace explained the role of the Red next to a Palestinian state. Dr. Crescent. Funded worldwide, Arafat replied that "Our hope is the Red Crescent. since its to live in peace. Israelis and inception in 1968 had built 35 Palestinians". He disputed the hospitals. 100 clinics and train- concept of two nationalities, and in and rehabilitation centres, continued "when we leave the Dr. Arafat went On to Zionist mentality and think of emphasise the important work the Palestinian mentality, we are done by both women and the all Palestinian and can live with foreign doctors and nurses who each other". stayed in Beirut during the Dr. Arafat concluded by say - Israeli seise and bombardment ing that: "To take care of justice of the city. for the Palestinians. and for any /ve Moving onto specifics. he people in need. should be a solid thought that the Israeli Peace principle for the nevicoming Now demonstration against the world /102Es3i0Tibt calks) war in Lebanon deiminctrmed DAM 1.EBOR ************** LADS UNIVERSITY Don't miss it UNION elections AUSTICK'S I I

ANNUAL ELECTION FOR BOOK SALE NOW ON UNTIL GENERAL SECRETARY 29th JANUARY TREASURER at all CULTURAL AFFAIRS SEC Austicks Bookshops in Leeds and Harrogate For 1983/84 NOMINATIONS Thousands of books at OPEN CLOSE Bargain Prices 10am. Monday 10am. Monday 24th January 31st January ****4- 4- 4- 4-***** POLLING Monday & Tuesday 21st & 22nd February PAGE FIVE Archaeology Extra Cash A large number of Pole students pay. the 'Supplerne.netry Allen- arc missing out on up to £150 .dance Allowance' unless it is owed to them by their LEA • specifics ply claimed. Education Doubts Still hecattee theyjust don't know Secretary, Bill Cooke has they're entitled to it As a stan- launched a publicity campaign dard LEA grant covers a thirty to help students get the extra week year, and Poly courses run cash. The future of the Archaeology Department still appears to be shrouded in uncert aint for thirty-three weeks. an extra Students whohave difficulnee three weeks money can be claiming the money should con- With already at least six himself admitted during the real possibility, all students claimed - 104' of the grant. tact Bill Cooke in Poly Exec, non-UCCA applicants for the Senate Planning Committee should be becoming involved." Backdated claims for previous who is hoping to keep a record 1984 academic year the meeting, tactically held during academic years can also be of troublesome authorities. Archaean)* Group must come the Christmas break. that when SHAN A WOCH.NAUGH made. Since mane F.As don't SI1ZANNE LEVY Ina deciskin this term is het her to challenged by a student On a continue the department in its peaceful picket of Senate lee own right or to transfer the term over Mc lack of stud, • responsibility of teaching the repreeentation on the Butties -but no subject to the Clnesiee or Heston Archaeology Group. he could Mr. departments. Mid no adequate answer. doubles! Professor Hoean of the Law Existing Union policy is to use Inspired by breakfast TV, the Doubles Bar in the t . M akhssos Department. Professor Barnard any mane necessary to fight the Union has also made a valiant attempt to make the e.i. and Dr. ,Mackey who make up cuts. Adamant That the rem- morning worthwhile. the Archtieritogy Group have paign against the cuts e Providing a 'sort of Breakfast Service' from - • . In an cuticle on Page five of conceded to take the decision slacken one hit, Mary t -tit 'etcon buttle.s, at a cost of 30p each. are being rule .ileneeele Leeds Strident on 3rd this time accompanied by Mary urges students to attend cam- the usuul tea, coffee. and biscuits, Denise 'Mouse' Blanks December, 1982, it was sug- Cassidy, LUU President func- paign committee meetings_ She explained that they had experimented with this arrangement gested that Mr. Ali Makhssos tioning us a student representa- reminds us that "It's not just during the last week of term. and it proved successful. Asked had been named as an Iranian tive. It was last term's admini- matter or University cuts be: • e whether there were plans to provide a 'full' breakfast, such as spy posing as a student in the strative budding occupation that the whole philosophy of Ci‘e, - eggs and toast, she replied. "Such an idea must be considered Fuel and Energy Department acted as a catalyst to this ernment Cuts in public spend- but the cooking restriction behind the Doubles Bar rules this Whilst the article was published development, according to ing. And with the question of out at the moment." Denise was quick to stress that British law in good faith by Leeds 511ideiii, it Mary. In fact. Professor I logrui the grant loan system being a unfortunately prevents the sale of alcohol at this time of the now appears that there was no •er. basis in fact for the allegation e ION It ki fF wrom:. reek. against Mr. Mak hssos.

Ili: Editor of Leeds Student and the author of the article, Mark's SOS Poly Cuts Dermot Ouiglev. accordingly both apologise unreservedly to A 3.3' .r vat to Polytechnic fund- cut Is to he implemented. L.P Lt ing fur 1983444 was announced President. Pete Godwin, MT. MalillsiOS for any distress or embarrassment which the arti- just before Christmas. This pointed out that the 3 '71-. cut cle may have caused to him and Following the almost non• as well as anyone else willing to comes when the Polytechnic was not as had as other ?Wye they withdraw the allegation existent response to his previous contribute in any was possible_ itself projected that it would were suffering, but he had no call for help with the forthcom- idea where the cuts were suing made in that article. Mark Clutterbuck can be require a Seece increase in order ing Alternative Prospectus. to be made. found in the Exec, and .articles to cope with increased costs nest Fducation Sec. — Mark Cite- ) ear. The fits Council. Willi:11 The epoloeles can he lee in the tray marked terbeek. to once again sending administers the twance, has no accepted l's et, eie teese.„ A.P_ on his desk. In addition, the National out an S.O.S. Advisory Board, which will be redundancies police. The Poly is He has written to staff. stu- in eherge of Poly and F E. Col- already WI lecturers short and SAEEDA 1(11.1.N1 si dent reps and presidents of halls k-ge funding from 1983/84 has the lowest administration and flats, but as vet has received onwards. is at [-Accent reviewing costs of any Nye according to feu replies. -These replies, he finance with the proposed aim Mr. Godwin. Cleaners and complains seem loath to offer of cutting a further I O'er off the technical staff are stretched to criticisms in print of Universes Genteel Government Pool their limit, Mr. Godwin is scep- facilities. Mark wants to remind Kitson which funds Public Sector tical that the cuts will go people [het this is the 'Aherne • Institutions like the Poly unnoticed. dye' Prospectus. in wind, slue Kitson College Students Union It is mit yet known hew the ANNE HAWORTH dents can swede. let elf steam ran Into problems at their AGM and offer conetructive critic- on Thursday, lbrh December. isms. Though each report wilt be Many students at out-lying sites checked for accuracy. confiden- had had difficulties ohtainirtg tialits will be maintained. hence Union cards and there was a there is no feat of retribution. lack of nominations for Execu- F.M.P. CLOTHING The A.P. also needs more tive poste.. It wa.s decided to [ciente on ii' Lit social reconvene the mettine on 3a1 11 HYDE PARK CORNER 1:161101:S. spurts, etc. There is February. A cross campus else a great need ter Mudding belles for Executive position.. I- cauttiorosls Plitql.leTaphers on at present. SALE VARIOUS TROUSERS Reduced from 115.99 to £8.99/E9.99 THE TOPS - SHIRTS DOWN FROM 16.99 TO f5.00 DRAYTON SHOP RIDICULOUS PRICES ON LOADS OF CLOTHES 100 MERR1ON CENTRE ADVENT Tel: Leeds 433793 RECORDS & TAPES * GIFTS * * FANCY GOODS * 21 Hyde Park Corner, Leeds 6. * KITCHEN WARE * Telephone: Leeds 741402 * GLASSWARE * Student Discounts on a wide * HERBS AND SPICES * i range of LP's. m t1/44 voio * SPECIALITY TEAS * • * FRESHLY GROUND COFFEE * Jazz, Folk, Hyde Park Road Classical, Modern ,1 ■COFFEE MAKERS, GRINDERS, S and Blues c. r, 0 Tik university SALT & PEPPER MILLS ■featured on Radio Aire. - as ■ m COMMON PROTEST

Early on Sunda) 12th December last term. three coaches and two mini-buses went from the Parkinson steps to the Green ham Toil 3.474" Common cruise missile hose In Berkshire. The large group of Mal st.ATESAMST Leeds women reached the have at around midday. in time to DISARMAMENT secure a spot near the perimeter fence and decorate it with CONfEACAKE personal tokens such as photographs. handkerchiefs and rib- bun, Al 2,00 p.m,. 30.009 women surrounded the nine-mile base. singing and chanting. in a demonstration which probed to be A great ,•1111% of strength for the anti-nuclear movement,

are continually visited by A man's place women from all over Britain. Men were relegated to Mil' and abroad_ nine the creche and making The women are not attached marmite sandwiches - a factor to the Labour party. the CND. which has caused some con- or any other organisation. troversy: but as Simone Wilkin- Rather. they organise them- son, one of the camp's founder selves - there are no leaders, and members, pointed out, "thc the idea is of taking responsibil- *women-only . nature of the pro- ity for your own actions, rather test is seen as crucial. In a verbal than letting the Government ekeliange with the police. evert it take a for you. They reject the there's no violence. in an argu- -patriarchal' system of power ment with men. police will see and hierarchy as one of the potential for aggression.- The prime causes of cruise weaptins Greenhorn women emphasise and vast nuclear stockpiles, the peaceful nature of the demonstration. their passivil!, Effective and emotional frankness creat- The Greenham Common ing a new form of effective polit- peace camp has become an ical protest. emb,u-rassment - not only to the ing of the U.S. Third An Force The story so far ... hich occupies the base behind WHEEL DEAL The peace camp begun over the RAF camouflage, but to the 15 months ago, when 411women British Government and If you are tired of spending end- is no snag regarding the age of liming the car in l.eeds and dr :ind children marched 125 miles NATO, Despite recent arrests less damp and dismal hours in the driver either. You need only ing it to one of 6ti towns and from Cardiff to Greenham and attempts by Newbury's the wake of the last bus to he 18. cities throughout the country. A Common. All they wanted was a Conservative Council to bring a Blackpool, or have spent more As an example, a Ford Fiesta trip to Birmingham would cost public. televised debate with the High Court injunction against than enough of your precious costs about L20.12 per day, [34.311. plus petrol, which Ministry of Defence on Gov- the comp. the women stayed for life on Swindon platform await- which includes 200 miles, an divided between three or four ernment plans to site 06 cruise the blockade on Monday. I3tI1 ing the final change which will insurance premium and VAT students makes for competitive missiles there. They- didn't get it, December, and no doubt will he hick you away to Woollen The weekly rate, with unlimited rates. so they stayed Despite sub-zero back before the base is due to Bassett, the University Union mileage would cost :mould Should you require further temperatures, two mein ins, 2 t receive its first consignment of tiasel office may have the ans., Itb.73. information. the travel offi,c fail scntenees, and. recently_ 44 cruise missiles in December this wer. An .atirilettSe proposition tar will be more than willing to gist. arrests, the women are still year. ft is now possible to hire ran the end of term is the one-way advice. camping Outside the gates_ They LUCY OTRIEN at teUSIMithit' rules. 'mere hire scheme '1 his involves col- SUE KY LANCE

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CP/M software, VIC20 GAMES, be entitled to a mandiaiwy grant STUDENTS memory chips, etc from their local education PHONE (0493) 64334 for further details. :tinhorn) . One possible ellet t could be that overseas students USE THE Or write to P.O. Box 12, Gt. Yarmouth could be transferred to the home student category. MINIBUS WE ARE OPENING A SHOP IN LEEDS SOON - has sought legal advice to clarify the matter with an eye SERVICE WATCH THIS SPACE! to producing explanative leaflets nest week. PAGE SEVEN KNAVE OF ARTS LETTERS rcriar to the Lee* 9•d•rk. Dear Editor. generally pelt is words of For the tic netii, therefore, of 155 kbooci kftetta around one syllable then for those people who do nut suffer Lalulz EDITOR God's sake try and persuade from the NME syndrome ... All contributions should be Every week I read your arts your arts staff to write more "Grand Master Flash has been made by the Monday lunchtime paper with increasing perplexity sensibly!! acknowledged as America's fin before publication. and irritation. This Ziyad per- est rap artist and this conceit / son and his henchmen. are they will give us a chance to see him vitally incapable of writing It was the 'Grand Master in full swing on his first ever UK straightforward English?! This Flash' preview that finally tour. Whatever your taste in is a student newspaper thcy are finished me off, and probably music you won't be able to resist PRINCIPLED writing for. not some arty-farty had most other sane people that dai'cing heat." Dear Editor. musk paper. If Leeds Student is lying on the floor, frothing at the I deeply resent the suggestion contained in your issue of this designed purely to give those mouth. It said absolutely Please. in future, can we have articles more suitable for uy date (10/12/82) that. being an I. PSIJ delegate to the recent writers an opportunity to show nothing intelligent or intellig- NITS conference. I 'failed to turn off their literary talents and he ordinary students. even if it is at ible! Nor did it give the reader As both your stuff, and the remainder of the delegation, as obscure as possible then you any real indication of what sort the cost of being less clever and 'hip'. who alone can have been the source of your misinformation are doing a good job! It it is sup- of gig this is likely to be. (Surely were well aware. I resigned from the delegation immediately it posed to be written for the this is what previews are for but became clear that, were 1 to attend the Conference. LPSU's common or garden student. who do correct me if I'm wrong!!). JEREMY PIKE constitution would require me to vote in favour of policies - such as unilateral disarmament. which 1, and I suspect, a significant section of LPSLI's membership, find entirely repugnant. My decision to resign from the delegation was SEXIST END APATHY taken on grounds of deeply held principle. and with great regret. In the circumstances, I find your implication that my absence frorn Conference was in some way a dereliction of Dear Editor, this catch 22 situation. DEFENCE duty on my own part sickening; irrespective of whether or not Yours faithfully you choose to piihlish this letter. I would be glad of your Dear Sir/Madam, I consider it particularly ironic PETER SCOTT personal apology_ I was shocked and angered by that a motion on student apathy Yours faithfully. Ms Booth's article on sexism, could not be discussed at the GRAHAM KIN(; despite the fact that half of it was OGM because not enough peo- HACKS unintelligible. Shocked by the ple turned up to discuss it! This revelation that constitution may is surely indicative of the sorry subject people to a disciplinary state of student politics today. HIT BACK THE END tribunal for 'sexist offences Dear Editor, Angered by the apparent Quite clearly, something must Thank you for printing lan Sul- determination of the 'anti- be done. to remedy this lack of livan's letter which gave an IS NIGH... sexists' to prevent sexist publi- participation in our premier? enlightening insight into that Dear Editor, was the countdown date to cations. posters or perfor- institution. The motion on stu- most exotic of birds: the Union every rocket launch and I think mances from being released or dent apathy. by calling for an hackac. As a member of this I am writing to request that you 20.1,81. (Reagan's inaugura- shown. This is an attack on free opinion? poll on student views. protected species it is refreshing warn your students of the dan- tion) was the start of the count- speech, no less and evokes chilly would have gone some way to see someone extracting the gers and effects of Nuclear War. down to nuclear catastrophe. visions of '1984'. towards solving this problem. by urine so effectively, as this bird I consider that the West is It seems a coincidence that As to 'Crillart', I don't particu- increasing student awareness has a tendency (not militant!) to preparing for a major conflict the clock I mentioned wasshow- larly like the hand myself. but I and interest in the OGM, as well take itself too seriously. How- with the East. The Bulletin of ing four minutes to midnight in would defend anyone's right to as forming a basis upon which ever. as a point of clarification. Atomic Scientists magazine has January 1981 at the same time go and watch them. Who arc possible reform could be consi- Mr Sullivan is under the mis- since 1947 featured the famous as Reagan's inauguration. I these people to dictate to their dered. taken impression that Johnus 'doomsday clock' on its cover. In think that the Falklands Crisis Erskinus and 1 are rival. I regard fellow human beings. how they Unfortunately. though the the January 1981 issue the clock was the publicity for the War John as a strong and competent should behave themselves? If inquorate nature of the OCils1 showed four minutes to mid- that is to come in July. political ally and a personal this attempt at suppression is an proved my point that something night which represents Nuclear With the headlines screaming friend. whose left wing is virtu- 'War, Its War', 'Conflict Battle example of the activities of is wrong with student politics. it War. ally the same site as mine. Ahead', I think God used the bodies like. the Women's Action also means that this essential What millions of people don't Pinallv, Who on earth is Joe H. Falklands War for publicity and Group. then there is only one motion cannot be discussed. know is that those four minutes word for them - facists. Sk inne0 are equal to 2.436 years if you to prepare the West psychologi- 1. 01ItS faithfully Hence. I urge you to turn up Yours sincerely, compare them with the Psalm cally for the War in July. G. P. DRANSFIELD to next week's OGM and end PAUL C. DAVIES 90. verse 4: "To God a 1,000 I' also think that George years are like one day". So if Orwell's 1984 should have been .000 years equals one day then 1983. We will have to see. four minutes equals 2.436 years Please warn your sudents that Therefore, if you add January Nuclear %Vs ii r. imminent and ELECTIONS 1981 and 2.436 years you get hope 111.0 they all survive it. This July 1983 when he Nest War letter is from someone who is w ill be declared. Remember di% inch inspired. so take heed. January 1981? It was the month ANON LEEDS POLY of Reagan's inauguration which Part Time Students Secretary, Welfare Secretary the world considered was the • Oro .1farheurario Corre.s ►o►r- start of the countdown to nuc- dem poiorts our rho( the rteAt 14'ar (This post is for this current term) (Non - Sabbatical) lear catastrophe. It protmlqs wit/bent (hicillei not July 1983. Notice 10 - 14 January Nominations 17 - 21 January Hustings 24 - 28 January LEEDS UNmRsiTy UNION Voting 31 January - 4 February SABBATICAL POSTS FOR YEAR 83/84 President, Deputy President, Treasurer, Vice President ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING and Vice-President for Beckett Park 2.1 5p.m. Notice 7 - 11 February THURSDAY 3rd FEBRUARY 14 - 18 February Nominations IN THE REFECTORY Hustings 21 - 25 February Voting 28 February - 4 March DEADLINES FOR SUBMISSION OF CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS NON-SABBATICAL POSTS FOR YEAR 83/84 5 00p.m. FRIDAY 21st JANUARY & CHAIRMAN OF THE S.R.C. Social Sec., Welfare Sec., Sports Sec., Publicity Sec., ALL OTHER BUSINESS Education Sec., Services Sec., External Affairs Sec., 5.00p.m. THURSDAY 27th JANUARY Cultural Affairs Sec., Part Time Students Sec., BUSINESS SUBMITTED WILL APPEAR Brunswick Terrace Sec. IN NEXT WEEKS LEEDS STUDENT Notice 14 - 18 February Nominations 21 - 25 February Hustings 28 February - 4 March ALL LECTURES ARE CANCELLED Voting 7 - 11 March FOR THE AFTERNOON Locked doors and drawn cur- tains. A sixteen year old fumbl- ing with King-size Rida. eagerly Ten yea ► atched by two friends. "The result. a loosely rolled 'joint - smoked furtively between bouts North's of coughing, Forbidden thrills. but unpleasant. and the first step on the road to addiction. Roy Gle current Or is it? Had we been around in the fifties. at the height of 'reefer madness' we might well have believed it The Sunday Spot ca panels weekly carried reports of the horrors of teenagers and suarijUana.

marijuana and its derivatives grew with the new age of- youth. America Spreading inevitably to Britain the crate brought with the accompanying scandals, shock reports on the effects ol can- Drugs were not new. They'd nabis, and the consequent con- heen around for years. Yet in fusion between 'pot' and the 1950's America. the use of so-called 'hard drugs'.

Lasting right through the Swinging Sixties, it wasn't really until the Seventies that the kick-back began. The Legalise Part of a pamphlet Cannabis Campaign reached its zenith. The law-breaking stu- distributed by West d,: n ts of the Sixties were now the middle-class law-makers. Make Yorkshire Police. SEVEN SYMPTOMS COMMON TO All DRUG ABUSERS ++.1, for the Enlightened Eigh- Rapid How long does diSaP ties belong your flatmate Pearance of doth g and Personal ings from home. spend in the Staying our all night Illegal bathroom? for Freaue dances and I 2 padres But it didn't work. Cannabis es used by isn't legal. In NS! the I AUL d 4 Spenoing ► L.C.C, was disbanded largely ug addicts through lack of support. No unusual amounts the bathroorn longer do you get the whiff tot a Of time spliff every time you venture 5 locked on nalaiii ty into the Tetley Bar, Legaliza- hold tion has stepped aside in favour job or stay in seta of decriminalization. It simply seems that nobody smokes it 6 Rejection of normal o/ any more. g and hygiene standard of faring and I put this a member of the 7 Usinjargon of addicts West Yorkshire Drugs Squad. is it Tess common?

If yoe have any infrn7ation eboet dreg setters -.No. not NallY. reeltot► it'S still useit as much. Except now. or pieces of drug abuse eel/ Wakefield .75222. nobodx makes a big deal about it Ten years ago, we could drive e)fes. around Ileadingley and nick or Hereldersfek, .22122. ENt.368 308 & 4'28 kids who were growing it on or Leeds 35363,ejres. 16. their windowsills. or arred rd 377 & 318 fo 23 422. ENts. 36.4 464 & 524 Low-key

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POLICE POWER poheL Ricers are enpowered you run the risk of a much by the Misuse of drug' Act I 97 heavier penalty. to stop any person ie suspects Likewise, if you get done for may he committing an offence pushing drugs or cultivating relating to the Act, which them, you can he put away for include: fourteen years! And it has hap- • Having possession of a con- pened. trolled drug. An Organisation to help those • Supplying or offering to sup- who have been arrested with ply a controlled drug. alleged drug offences is called • Production of a controlled Release. A twenty four hour drug, telephone service is maintained • Cultivation of cannabis. to help those in need of advice • Obstructing exercise of pow- and services. The tele- ers to search. or concealing phone number is tit 289 [123 in drugs. office hours. The emergency twenty four hour number is Tice police are also entitled to 01 603 8654. search a subject and detain him for that purpose. They can FREAK BROTHERS COMICS ON search any vehicle which they SALE IN UNION SHOP suspect may be carrying drugs Gilbert Shelton and they can seize anything found in the course of a search which appears to be evidence tit- an offence_ The penalties for oftenecs tinder the ail are var- ied. depending upon the drug lived, I he maght rate on your ease, and the precise nature of A stepping stone to hard drugs? the offence. 'YEAR'S JAIL' Confusion between drugs is still and Larger doses to get stoned). worried mem that the child addiction can take place 'acci- As a rough guide. though. the the main problem. Most young. In fact it is generally agreed in who occasionally smokes can- dentallY-. xpeiimenting with law currently divides drugs into users of 'soft• drugs has c teal. the numerous L'S and British nabis is a drug-ci addict. heroin once. tw ice or many Three classes A, B and C Class amounting to terror that their Government reports on drugs At the °ther end of the scale times does not produce depen- A includes the hard drugs. or parents will find out \taint% since the I96'5 that it is only a to the cannabis derivatives is a dence narcotic drugs (heroin etc.) the because they feel most parents stepping-stone for harder drugs drug that goes under the various In fact, an addict has to work opiates, psehedelics ([.Si)) and will fail to distineuish between in that it introduces the young pseudo ny Ms suet/ us ' Fleury. at it. Fir (or she) has to have a the twine ingredient ofeanna his cannabis and the hard sluff . - - riot smoker to the shady sub- Mink. stuff or heroin Ileroin was fair amount of tenacity to gel ut its pure form. to rahvdro can- "I know all about that stuff 110.1 culture of drugs supply. developed trorn morphine in OVC1 the initial repugnance of a nahmol, TIIC for short. nick• saw Christi:time F (Inc puff of whereby if he is inclined he may igirs anti is possibly the roust dirty needle and the subsequent named charge. Possession of that and you're an addict.• be tempted to experiment with dangerous Illegal drug, It has % iolenI vomiting that frequently. une of these carries a possible, Ironically. It Ls a supposedly fkillows an earls. fix. 1 o•get etien yea: in lad and/or a .C400 fine. 'educative' pamphlet distri- smut-hooked requires about a Cannihis, hashish and the "In Leeds a single gramme of heroin will buted to parents bs the West dose of cane grain 41Ite merest amphetamines group (speed Yorkshire Police Drugs Squad cost between f70 and f100" fraction of a gram me) for tw,+ tti elc)fail into class 13. For the pos- (reproduced in part on the lehil three weeks. Thus does the session of these you can get six that perpetuates the confusion. It hard drugs _ .1 valid c•ough been estimated that the averaue addict bevome consciously months and/or 1:400 fine. tails Iii disiniguish between hard reason to keep drugs out of the lifespan of a heroin addict is addicted. Soon the dose grows. 1200 FINE' and soft drugs. ;mitt %et again fos- hands of children about five years. In Leeds, 3 lie starts 'maul-lining Oniecimg Class C includes drugs such us ters the implication that can The Pollee "-Mel% kniiw this, single gramme. will cost bet- into the main arter:il. And shirts Islandrax (methaqualtinc) and nihis is as stepping stone to hur • ikewisc the% must know how ween f.70 and 00. it is a drug his gradual soporific dritt away possession carries :1 penalty of clei chugs, worried a mother may be in find- which brings temporary relief to from real life. ;Ind tillimately six months jail aniT'or 1.200. Ibis is imsleading. most ing a loon in her daughter's .1 miserable life, but in the end The above penalties only report.,,- say that cannabis is handbag. The last thing they makes ii mote miserable than A solitary It inely habit leading aPply to magistrates eiturts, non-addictiye. It is also should plescilt her ss ith is a con- ever. And still people get to awn:fry lonely end. A las cry you opt, as is yinif right, for a mostl% n, in--a umulall% laNcd sheet tit hail ttuths, ,mfri- addicted. from the tranquil happy group trial by jury in a crown cowl, you JOWL niCil to take larger dwnt io convince On already Yrt it is a 1,111aC) to think-that sitting. smoking a joint. SAN ADDICT! I

Flash in the Pan...ECHO, Echo, echo...Dolby tapes.

GRANDMASTER FLASH AND ous for. THE FURIOUS FIVE Outrageous in their unsub- The Refec. tlety, the Furious Five parade Five microphones and a mix- an American machismo ing desk: the stage looks which seems too blatant even bleak . . and the Refec's half- for the British young bloods full. Gradually the spaces are to stomach. "Let's get it Hot filled up, like sand filling fellasl" shouts Grandmaster through an hour glass. There and his gang, ''We know is hardly a hum of expec- ladies don't like Quickies," tancy, despite rumours of Obscene gestures, a black weights in the dressing room leather G-string and sugges- and muscly masculine tor- tive posturing - sex, but not soes. sexual. Paunchy stomachs, They arrive: the famous the yawning roadies and a Five, the Furious Five, the lack of fluid movement betray f-rantic Five, followed by the small passion below the sup- Grandmaster who cuts faster erficial glitter than any blaster in New York In an effort to make a con- City. Flashing Wheels of Steel nection, sexual or otherwise and tinselled hair, they look at the band dangle their mic- the reticent, dignified British rophones into the audience; crowd and in true American so that we can sing out in cheerleader fashion shout: "one big beautiful voice". The "O.K. Leeds - get down and theme becomes one of get funky with Grandmaster "Peace. Love and Un-i-ty", Flash!". The audience do not and that, brothers and sisters, have an immediate urge to is what The Message is all "party", and it takes several about. The song is preceded rounds of unsubtle coaxing by mock arguments and a before the hep cats began to staged fight with the police, the social protest of tie move their feet. • Pic- Mike Mandelbaum - Mean and Nasty "O.K., ju-st Rock your summer losing its urgency in showmanship and flam- Brads!" advise the band, adaptations, the best of these performance which they had stepping into a fully choreog- boyant Christian prayer THE MAD, MAD. MAD SHOW Leeds Polytechnic. being Sat In White Nighties given was one of their more raphed performance. Rap- Poses. accomplished. On previous The crowd's enthusiastic It can be guaranteed that ping to a backing tape of re- A Venezuelan flocking par- occasions, he stated. they had response, however, shows wherever Tarrant, Gorman mixes, the Furious Five move rot, a rastafarian folk singer placed the Bucket of Water that seriousness is absent. and Co go. gallons of water industriously through recent from Stockport. a philosophy Song too early in the proceed- Even after the house lights go are sure to follow. Indeed the album tracks such as Scorpio, lecturer and Bobby Robson Bucket of Water Song rapidly ings and the whole show had It's Nasty, and the N.M.E. on, they clamour for an all came together in a fun fil- descended into a fully fledged degenerated into a riot. favourite Happy Birthday. encore ... and after the band led evening at the Polytechnic water fight between the cast, He then left the wet and Meanwhile Flash walks, returns, surprised and at the end of last term. the audience and the stage worn out audience at the Poly cavorts, tilts his cap foward pleased, the maxim 'F .k Art, Featuring Chris Tarrant crew. for Birmingham and further and back - and does very little let's Dance' prevails and John Gorman, The Mad, After the show, as he took a rehearsals of Stayback (Cen- of the cutting that he is fam• LUCY O'BRIEN Mad. Mad Show followed the long drag on a fat cigar and tral T.V.'s 1983 version of ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN but in concert the sound dis- format of Tiswas and OTT in then a large swig from a beer OTT). On the basis of The Refectory solves around the bone of its lunacy and lampooning. bottle, Chris Tarrant Mad, Mad, Mad Show, it The mugs in macs are always rigid drums and flat. plaintive Besides the comic sketches remarked to me that: "I'm should be well worth watch- talking about how impooant vocal histrionics Chopped and tomfoolery, there were f ..king knackered". ing. they are; what they stand for guitars and silly hair do not a some incredibly funny song He commented that the PAUL BROMLEY tortured artist make. and what they're going to Say Echo. Say Pretentious 22,000 gigs, earning the nick- Echo are shallow; they achieve. But come the match Dickheads. Say Pringle. Say name of "Grandfather of the bluff; they will never stand up and what's the result? 'What's Bluff. Bradford Poets", and he and say something, but just the score?' Reality canes the Say Liverpool! Say Dal CLUBS recently became writer-in- hide behind their wall of mys- Bunnymen 3-1, 5-0, that's the glershl Say Sambal Say Wahl residence for Lancashire. Story Of The Blues. ticism. It is one of his ambitions P.S. "Does McCullough think THE 1984 CLUB Of course, they have their "Wahl should be as never to pay Income Tax - common on the airwaves as he's Jim Morrisonr' The Warehouse moments, two good songs On 9th January the Cocteau passion rather than money is "Well, he's dead into lone's The Back Of Love, the the news. and as common on Twins stopped off at Leeds his main reason for opening the lips of youths as the word him , .." other isn't); and of course Warehouse on their way four new clubs in Leeds and unemployed" Now when it gets to that they are of a stature far above (Pete Wylie, of down from Glasgow to Lon- Bradford. As well as 1984 course) Echo should be stage it's pretty sad. A Flock Of Seagulls, the Tot- don, taking part in the open- every Sunday at the Ware- nowhere ROGER HOLLAND tenham of Liverpool bands: ing night of the new 1984 house, look out for Fatal THOMAS DOLBY rail Bank of computer micro Blinded with Science, but Club. This will be a regular Shocks each Monday at the The Warehouse chip wizardry to include two afterwards I did feel like buy- Sunday night event, featuring Manhatten Club, Bradford: humanoids:. a guitarist and a ing, or maybe borrowing, his acts that, according to club- plus Natural Disasters at jack of all trades cum synth album to listen to in depth at promoter. Nick Toczek, are Leed's Brannigans and Gory Having only seen Thomas player. And very effectively my leisure. "due to make it big by next Details at the Palm Cove Club. Dolby performing once too - for the escaped eccentric All in all it was a good gig year, and are still in that raw Bradford. before on the David Essex scientist Dolby certainly con- with Dolby's performance of and exciting stage". Last The Upzone Videoteque. search for a flop show 'Show- jured a greater feeling of his lively, interesting, dance Sunday The Fall topped the The videoteque that took case', 1 was more than pleas- excitement on the stage with able, not too electronic elec. bill, and in the next few weeks Belinda's by storm last year is antly surprised to see him this unfashionable expan- tronic music coming through Little Brother, The Nighting- having its first disco of 1983 live . sion; and with the skilfull use well on the Warehouse's ales and Attila the Stock- tonight, in the Union Doubles Obviously having learnt his of slides and videos, limited stage. broker are due to perform. Bar, starting at 8.00 p.m. Vid lesson from other synth In fact as a promo for his The mad professor has Nick Toczek is a versatile eos due to be shown include based bands (Yazoo immedi- abium Dolby's concert tour matured into perhaps one of entrepeneur - he edited and everything from ABC to Elvis ately spring to mind) which has probably been a success. the best of the surviving produced as a one-man ven- Costello. Admission . 50p are quite nice to listen to but Previous to the gig I had only 'Romantics' syn bands. ture the widely-read fanzine. members, and 75p non. boring to watch, he had heard his three semi-hit sing- Wool City Rocker; he has per- members. expanded his one man Jod- les, Europa, Windpower and MARK LEONARD formed in approximately LUCY O'BRIEN I LIVE AT THE E NTS Student PLAYHOUSE subscriptions presents their Sultrst.nbe now and save up to 4U' S Oar, /or f / 50 from f 6.251

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THE COCTEALi TWINS/ heart. WOYE RNAALK Elizabeth's strong voice Club 1984 at the Warehouse carried soaring' melodies A new year, a new club. 1984 above the gothic eerieness is to be found Sunday nights at created by Will, Rob and the Warehouse. Nick Toczek, drum machine (no stranger to promoter/ranter/resident Leeds this). The joy D/New 0 poet for Lancashire etc. aims bass/guitar sound — I won't to book 'independent' bands mention the Banshees — on the way up. This club is the provided the suitably Atmos• place to be seen with your pheric base for the careering new, faded, torn jeans; and vocals. your sleeveless, frayed lum- Chunky rhythms metamor- berjack shirts. Young poseurs phosed into a nightmarish show toff) for it. 'Hard times' soundtrack for film noirs chic is the (new) order of the. speeded up and up. with a night (club). dash of James Bond guitar Woye Rnaalk, as his name added for good measure. The suggests, is a performance recipe may read confusion artist. A mixture of pose, but the sound demands atten- country 'n' western, PIL- and tion. angst— art with a CAPITAL F. Much of the appeal lies in He was more interesting than Elizabeth's good natured most of the rap with a CAPI- honesty. She described the TAL C and hits with a CAPI- audience as 'nice boys and TAL S to be found today. girls,' this equally applies to Before I time-warped into the band. Perhaps The Coc- 1984, I had no idea that The teau Twins will prove that Cocteau Twins were triplets, nice people and fat people let alone what noise to don't have to finish last — expect. No preconceptions. may not bother with my diet no misapprehensions. Just after all. • Cocteau Twins Fat and Nice open ears and a beating ZIVAD GEORGIS

KILLING JOKE As for the others, only JAH WOBBLE is also the key-word when again the audience seemed to Warehouse guitarist Geordie stands out Warehouse describing the music, and the be reduced to stroking their Killing joke, post Youth and — if only for his statuesque An absolutely appalling voc- two excellent percussionists half-beards and bathing in cramped into the Warehouse, pose and pop star looks, alist in a dismal support band provided a really danceable this Stresistably Oriental con- served to highlight the fact were nonetheless much Me if one submerges oneself in product; especially if you're cept'. is strictly an same as ever. Anyone who the heaving masses and sur- that Jah Wobble prone to an occasional belly What did Jah Wobble do? has seen them will know what renders oneself to the noise, instrumental setup. He's wobble. Well, he sat in his chair. He I mean. K.J. are awesomely powerful, made some new friends and The underlying riffs were wasn't a gig, he was back in Jaz, looking chillingly effec- and an all-consuming expers got into some new rhythms eastern, all the mystique and the studio, jamming with his tive in his warpaint, careers once. But stand back and lis- since the days of PIL. Rhythm pulse of a minarette chant friends. But the band were ten objectively and they soon maniacally, even rabidly, tainment and now even more mixed with a jungle ritual (a good, oh, very good. as they begin to sound repetitive, and around stage, barking out the than ever they are a one-man synthesis of Weather Report flew into another cross- even boring. K.J. are an ritual chants that make up the Jaz band( and early Santana comes to harmonic climax. Joke's lyrics experience, not en enter- DAVE SAMBROOK mind). Shame really that once PETER MORGAN

Leeds is a student city, as well as being within easy reach of Radio Aire launched a jazz festival on an unsuspecting public a number of other cities. The programme was designed to near the end of last term. This was unfortunate, for a bill of appeal to all tastes, from Alexis Korner with his reputation fare including Mingus Dynasty deserved better. Most of the for RnB, through the be-bop area with Kathy Stobart and acts played to more or less empty houses. This may have had Mingus Dynasty, to Nucleus's jazzy-rock and Viva La Black's something to do with the unevenness of the bill, but publicity South African roots. Let's hope Radio Aire won't be put off by appeared little more than a week before. the pitifully low attendance and will try harder next time.

MINGUS DYNASTY LOUIS MOHOLO'S VIVA LA IAN CARR'S NUCLEUS/ PETE of their teaching something different — the BLACK BEACHILL • RICK TAYLOR rock of Influence. The new Mingus' music without Min• However, the band's BAND line up is a four piece, with gus — who died in 1979 — character seemed to spring Louis Moholo was one of a drums, electric bass, electric was perfomed by musicians from combining two trom- number of South African Beachill and Taylor are two guitar and Carr on trumpet associated with him over the bones in the front line and not musicians who left home in young trombonists who were and flugel horn, and occa- years. Inevitably, the tempes- what they did with it Pianist the 1960's. They came to students at the CLCM (What's sionally electric piano. To my tuous atmosphere which Pete Saberton and bassist Europe to play in politically that? — Ed) as they kept surprise the guitar was the often surrounded a Mingus Chris Lawrence impressed, and culturally freer condi- reminding us during their set. most impressive feature. concert was missing. but I wanted to hear the trom- tions, and have provided a Now working in London. they bones roar and squeak. So, was it worth it? vigorous and different input brought their extremely In March, 1 would have said Instead they remained the Mark Wood used a variety into the British scene. competent five-piece back to no, following a lack-lustre epitome of anonymous 'good of effects and a great deal of Moholo's drumming and Leeds and showed that they in Bradford. taste'. Modern jazz can be imagination, producing great performance Harry Miller's bass have pro- haven't travelled far enough. Since then the drummer and more challenging than this tension without ever going vided the impetus to many a Their technique and fluidity trumpet player have over the top into mere guitar fine unit. were evidence of the quality Nucleus offer a taste of changed. hero posturing. When the set The addition of Billy Hart on finished I wanted to hear him In this concert Moholo's Playhouse audience seemed drums has given the group ALEXIS KORNER play more. Carr's trumpet own band looked back to their satisfied, I couldn't see why. the badly needed impetus to was for the most part retiring, musical roots in South Afri- Two guitarists, the golden Most entertaining was the get the ENERGY of Mingus' although sometimes he can township music, featur throated DJ and his son on a Korner duck-walk, the overall music across. I imagine that played with brilliance. ing as well as saxes. piano. cheapskate production; effect was one of embar- it's as close in spirit now as it bass and drums. an exuber- mercenary and mediocre, rassment. To be mentioned in ever can be. Like most of the other acts ant and dressy singer and drunk and far from in good despatches: the son's sterling It's important that this area Nucleus played to a largely dancer. The overwhelming voice, Korner played an work in the face of parental of improvised music can still empty house which was a mood of the set was uninspired uninspiring set of humiliation and a horrendous be heard in the flesh. With great pity . homesickness. This is standards and self -penned massacre of Coodeee How such heavyweight players, appropriate in a farewell tour aberrations. Can A Poor Man Stand Such there's no danger that the as Moholo is going to The comparatively large Times And Live. PAUL HUBERT music is a mere re-creation. Mozambique It's very much alive. ZOOT MONEY The most exciting aspect of of the concert was trumpeter At the same time most Playing after midnight, and Johnny Coles, who played the pieces are rhythmically Alexis Korner. Zoot's audi- SHOWWADDYWADDY with Mingus in the early 60's. up-beat with the calypso-like ence was miniscule, barely accents and African lyrics to He has been 'off the scene' till into double figures. Undeter in Concert very recently His contribu- stress the origin of the band. red, the rotund London pian tions were very lively and ist land exceilent band) Sunday January 30 thoughtful. It was well received by a played a storming collection of 7.45p.m. Fables of Faubus, Jas- tiny audience — perhaps 50 original compositions, with a ()rico.; (5 (4. (3 mina's Table Dance, Reincar- or 60 people. This reflected a sprinkling of covers. He soon nation of a Lovebird and Hai- problem with the whole festi- slipped into the traditional tian Fight Song were val, with publicity appearing groove, and the faithful few 11)— Box OFFICEOPEA10 Oriam.ior 3 amongst the more familiar only shortly before the festi- wore smiles Zoot was value BOOK enclosing s a e to LEEDS L CroditCredit Card Dial-a-ticket val . for money .04.1121) Mingus pieces played. Osmy NOW— 105321159351 or 410971 STEVE WALTERS PAUL HUBERT ROGER HOLLAND

PSt;1- I Rave from the grave... Bleeding Rocking...

DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR editing. Clips of the old PLAID favourites are cut so that ABC Steve Martin has a clandes- tine' meeting with Fred Mac- Huh? What does that mean? Murray, is threatended by Plaid (rhymes with cad) is a Kirk Douglas. is shot at by horrendously patterned cloth James Cagney — and many worn by middle-aged Ameri- others — and is drugged by can tourists. So Dead Men Ingrid Berman. Don't Wear Plaid? More like In what is an inspired piece Living Men Wouldn't Be Seen of casting, Humphrey Dead Wearing Plaid. Bogart's Phillip Marlowe is This film is a vehicle for the Reardon's assistant. Most of considerable comic talents of Bogart's appearances consist Steve Martin and Carl Reiner. of phone conversations Martin. star of The Jerk and where he is bullied by Martin. Pennies From Heaven, plays The editing is perfect. The the lead role of Rigby Rear- sets, clothes and lighting in don, Private Investigator. the new scenes match super- Reiner, the director, support- bly with the originals — a ing actor and co•writer (with friend of mine sat and Martini, graduated from tele- laughed throughout the vision where he wrote and movie not realising that it was acted in the classic Dick Van spliced together, Dyke Show_ The story is unimportant Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid it's just an excuse to fit in is an affectionate homage to some corny gags and hilari- the film noir thrillers of the ous sequences. I won't spoil 1930's and 40's, though you any of the jokes by repeating needn't be a connoisseur to them. Though you may not be appreciate it. falling off you seats with • Schnozzle and grafdie The film's main attraction is mirth throughout, the film is its list of co-stars: Humphrey always a joy to watch. Rachel THE RETURN OF THE lower class but now she is a nage of war and whose mind Bogart, Fred MacMurray, Ward. the co-star, proves to SOLDIER. definite dowdy in her lower had decided to give itself the Barbara Stanwyck, Ingrid be more than a match for Odeon middle class life married to chance to start again. Bergman, James Cagney and Steve Martin in the final Conscience, memory, their teacher, Frank Finlay, who Perhaps, I mused, this was Cary Grant to name but a few instance. divorce from reality, are all has a convenient penchant the birth of the new 20th cen- Given that the producers had Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid under fire in Alan Bridge's for gardening_ tury man. neither a limitless purse nor is to film noirs what Get hauntingly beautiful new Adding spice to this poten- But it wasn't to be allowed, connections with the after- Smart is to the 60's TV detec- period film, The Return of the tial 'pandora's box', as his in reality, we discovered, that life, it follows that the primary tive genre — and that's high Soldier. pyscho-analyst calls the the reason his memory has technique employed in Dead praise indeed. Theoretically the combina- mind, is his cousin, Ann Mar- slipped is because his son Men Don't Wear Plaid is the ZIYAD GEORGIS tion of a quartet of fine Play- garet, still lusting after the died at the age of two, just like ers, Alan Bates, Glenda Jack- man she fancied in her Glenda Jackson's. A harrow- FIRST BLOOD tranped on a cliff edge ir la son, Julie Christie and Ann adolescence • though not ing experience and reason ABC Butch Cassidy and the Sun- much is made of this poten- enough for any loss of mem- Margaret, the initial subject First Blood is one of those dance Kid forms the main mane,, and excellent photogra- tially interesting twist. ory, but I did feel a little let 'fast moving, action-packed corpus of action. Once in the Fine so far Bates returns to down as if an easy option had phy with a brilliant eye for movies' in which the stunt- mountains, our hero utilises his mansion oblivious to the been taken. period detail should have men earn more than the lead his guerrilla training in a luxury but even more oblivi- Poignant, well executed, turned this into perhaps one actor_ number of macabre ways, to ous to his wife who cannot with a real feeling of how life of the best 'serious' films of Sylvestor Stallone plays elude his pursuants. understand how he could see then must have been for peo- the year. However I felt my the tough, moody former Only stopping to stitch up anything in the frumpy Ms ple of that class the film did early expectations were let Green Beret (Rambo) who the knife wound in his arm Jackson. haunt me for several days, down by a cop-out at the end. cracks up under hick town Rambo, in true Boy Scout Despite his love for Glenda, questioning just what is the But first the story: based on police harassment style, finds his way, by com- Bates tries to do his best one mind's fragile relationship Rebecca West's first book The ensuing chase, involv- pass, to a disused mine, head- night and, stealing into his with reality. (1918) Alan Bates. a distinctly ing Rambo stealing a motor- ing for the town with a pleasant member of the wife's chamber, asks her MARK LEONARD cycle, speeding through thick wagon-full of explosives. what they used to do upper class obligated to go to woodland and ending up bent on revenge. war on behalf of his country, together. "Well we enjoyed Rambo gives little indica- is shell shocked in 1916. ourselves." she answers, tion into the psychological Returning he has conve- perplexed, and proceeds to motivation behind his niently forgotten the past 20 relate a chain of mind numb- Books actions, apart from an incoh- years including his beautiful if ingly boring social tasks they erent teary-eyed speech at perhaps artificial wife (Julie had had to perform with NIGHT IN TUNISIA/THE the end of the film. However, Christie). Instead he raves, monotonous regularity in the PAST First Blood makes few preten- Neil Jordan like the 20 year old he feels past . tions to be anything other himself to be, about Glenda By this stage I was quite in Neil Jordan was born in than an 'action' movie, and on Jackson, love of his life before love with the film — the County Sligo. Ireland in 1950. this level it is a film worth pay- he had had to face all the upper-crust soldier whose He has published a collection ing to see responsibilities of adult- preconceptions on life had of short stories, Night In BREN SMITH hood. Then she was of a been shattered by the car- Tunisia and a novel, The Past. He has been acclaimed as bands. Recently, he has written by a man who has the one of Ireland's most impor- worked in film, scripting and gift of words. Images, feel- tant young talents, having directing 'Angel'. ings. The metaphors are written plays for television. ‘ songs like The Crying Game, radio. children's and street Night in Tunisia is a highly —_—_-...), =-..isr.--"•--- ' • theatre, as well as playing and original, personal, distinctive The Tennessee Waltz, Night 'c'r ----...... in Tunisia. writing lyrics for rock and jazz and interesting book. 11 was For example, the last of these uses a song by Charlie Parker to mirror a son's grow- LEEDS ing knowledge of his father, whilst Last Rites explores the PLAYHOUSE suicide of a young exiled Calverley Street labourer in terms of his rela- tionship with the bleak, M.:Matey 24 is00.4,,, at apt, desolate urban landscape. JAZZ 442111 The Past is an intense, intri- GORDON BECK cate and complex novel with NONET & AZIMUTH art original and intriguing Student te..ket structure. It concerns a man's ADVENT RECORDS Students concert ,workshop '.rib search for his parentage. 21 HYDE PARK CORNER, LEEDS 6. with AZIMUTH at 2pm Through the reminiscences of price 800 This term offers a new look selection. the JAN — 12.FEB his mothers friend, the pieces latest releases in Blues, Imports from France Monday 7 February at Bpm of the jigsaw begin to fit Including Nowlin Wolf, Chicago 1926 SILLY WIZARD FOLK The Lads 'A- , together Traditional and co$9,,thi thr. Big nt•al 'I" Jordan's language has the Cheap Classics from CFP Ethnic collections from music train Scotland India. Africa spoken word records of poetry quality and bearing of a good Student tickets (1 50 painting. Here is a writer with Wornens Movement records from Frankie A.•l• '.1.) At.] •vo ,1 FILM THEATRE wo.0-.419,• a schooling in Joyce who has Armstrong and the States Blank tapes Early Tonight at 11 15prn learned some interesting les- Soul and Rockabily All types of Jan ■• .;( l';• , sons. He is an artist of the LA CAGE AUX I i., .1,1 The Lads 01.4.1.,' • Student Discount and Records Ordered ■ future FOLLES 1 151 Sure. that laughs anti So pup in, open late every night (Nr Hyde Park Pub) orxepiKigt4ons abound, STEPHEN McCUE Sat at 11 16pm & Sun Box Office 1030arn ?pm (Night in Tunisia is published at 7 3Opm Bc.ard.,Access:Diners by Blandon Press and The Past LILI MARLEEN 1 151 Welmme by Abacus Books) T

I'MiE THIRTEEN Orgasma Tron..Bleasdale's Black Boys..CrocodileTears.

IRON field of special effects. Com- Odeon I wondered how long it would puter generated graphics are be before there was a cinema- used throughout in order to create the world on the other tic video hero. In Tron Flynn side of the video screen. The (Jeff Bridges). king of the space invader parts, battles effects produced by this are with art evil computer - from stunning and represent the inside, Flynn is no ordinary one appealing aspect of the video addict, however. He is film, also a brilliant computer The problem with every programmer end he uses new gadget is that, to begin these combined talents once with, it tends to be over-used. transported to within the evil It now remains for someone computer of a large industrial to exploit this new animation conglomerate. technique mere subtly Cer- In this electronic world, tainly Tron relies far too much energy lives and breathes, on its special effects, which computer programmes being become rather repetitive as the alter egos of those in the the film wears on. The plot Theatre real world who created them. itself is terribly flimsy, lacking Once inside, Flynn and Tron direction throughout. The INSIDE OUT (a defiant rebel program) bat- dialogue too is very poor. RA-T. Theatre tle their way through the Steven Lisberger (both the Workshop Theatre defence system in an attempt director and creative force to destroy the computer. This behind the film) could well "Let's talk about desire", says have done with employing a parallel world fantasy relies sions of the struggle to sue Komachi to her lover, heavily on many well-worn decent script-writer. Shosho, in Inside Out which Having said all that, Iron vive in the Black Economy, ideas_ An evil computer is set against 'under-the-table, was performed at the Work- to take over the world - the did serve a purpose this shop Theatre last term. That Christmas in providing an T.V. casual employers', police, inevitable struggle between DHSS sniffers; social ser- line accurately summed up good and evil ensures alternative to the ubiquitous the content of Timberlake E.T. Jeff Bridges gave an vices; family problems and The film centres, however, THE BOYS FROM the sheer mental strain of pro- Wertenbaker's weird but not on its story, but on its vis- entertaining performance as THE BLACKSTUFF wonderful story which finds the video addict fighting back. longed unemployment. the ual impact. Iron is set to Tuesday, 9.25 p.m. BBC1 lot of a Blackstuff lad is not a its origins in the Noh plays of become a landmark in the FERGUS WALSH 9th century Japan. happy one. Some of the best and most By now the repeats are The play mixed the past simple music provided the Edinburgh Festival Fringe last realistic plays ever seen on with the present in such a way ideal setting for the accomp- nearly half over and you've Summer and it was evident television have been penned already missed the one overt as to evoke the enigmatic and lished cast, and established from their vivid portrayal of by Liverpool playwright, Alan riddling nature of Japanese from the outset a sense of political statement - the the 'cat-like tread of desire' Bleasdale. Scully, The Muscle folk-lore and to explore the wonder and mystery Snowey Malone Story, From that this was wholly Market and more recently the agony and pain of love. The The Rodent Arts Trust here on in, the emphasis is on deserved. series of stories based around lei;ing the politics come soft, blue lighting, the exotic (R.A.T.) received much the original Blackstuff have oriental costumes and the acclaim for the play at the PAUL BROMLEY through the people. And what been brilliant portrayals of people! Characters of the life in Liverpool This last, a MEMORIAL: tans - too numerous to credit highest standard - Snowey. THEATRE BABEL set of five, has been accorded George, Dixie, Logo, Chrissy individually. the penultimate honour - the Creative Arts Studio, Poly Opera The orchestra, who. I was (my own fave) and Yosser fastest repeat of its kind on It is an interesting idea to try informed, had rehearsed only Hughes - the folk hero of the LA BELLE HELENE the BBC - and the ultimate and create a play out of three times prior to the pro- series, better looking by far. Light Opera Society recognition by the Kop (I You must have heard or aesthetic responses to war. duction, played magnifi- But one thing the theatre Riley Smith Hall know 'cause I was there). read about this series by now. cently. and were able. on the The will of the Gods was The Boys From The Black- Probably it already marks a cannot do is synthesise the occasions when they were undoubtedly at work in the stuff has also received many rare high-spot in your weekly deeply felt emotions of war not called upon to perform. to less tasteful tributes - viewing, if not it should. artistes into a collective Light Opera Society's relax and enjoy with the audi- The experience of suffering. I Christmas Production of unwanted, and decried by Boys From The Biackstuff is ence the abundance of com- Bleasdale - cash-in records know that it cannot because I Offenbach's La Belle Helene. edy in the opera the goods. It's hard; soft; and T-shirts: "Giz A Job, I'll side-splittingly funny, and have watched Theatre Babel For, there were times when it The impressive and ver- was difficult to believe that Nut You If You Don't". cumulatively heartbreaking. trying to do it. satile set combined with the such an outstanding perfor- However, it all testifies to It makes Brookside look like The problem goes deeper simple and effective cos- than the ticklish business of mance was not being aided the immediacy, and indeed Jackanonje and if you cried in tumes to provide the perfect the importance of the plays. transferring private experi- by some degree of divine 'feel' of Ancient Greece. Both E.T. you'll do buckets in Yos- ences into a public form, War benevolence. Bleasdale and his excellent ser's Story Sue Hartley (set construction) cast present a chilling grass art owes a great deal of its All the principals were and Sue Bremer (wardrobe) ROGER HOLLAND. potency to our knowledge first-rate but deserving extra roots portrayal of the harsh plus their assistants were cer- realities of living with unemp- (Note, for once. all at the that it has been created under special mention are James tainly influential in the overall the conditions of war. It is Barran as Paris, Mark Ander- loyment. Leeds Student collective success of the production. Among the myriad confu- agree Arts Ed) inconceivable to have a war son as Catches, and David Moreover, Mary Wheeler. artist who stayed at home Burnett as Menelaus. These the Musk Director. and Ian smiler poached from the rival (unless 'home' was were more than amply sup- Richardson, the Producer. BREAKFAST T.V. channel. Hiroshima). It is a documen- ported by a fine cast as the displayed their fine talents in Apart from this and regular tary art, and as such cannot chorus. attendants and Spar- the way that neither orchestra Bruinnygg/ The alarm clock. be separated from its time local and national news, the and the Theatre Babel acting nor cast put a hand or foot Thumb the off switch, stum- and its creator without ble out of bed and switch on. airtime is studded with drop- out the same thing is that the wrong. Altogether. the pro- becoming something quite It's 6_30 a.m.... in guests to share a spot on former can be profoundly duction was eve!, ever, ever. Frank 'n Sehna different. Forty minutes later my eyes s couch moving, and the latter was ever. ever so good. The difference, in Theatre are sufficiently open to focus Caleb's on Monday ranged trite and embarrassing. But Let's hope that their Sum- Babel-s case, between some- on the cheery cragginess of from Sir Harry Secombe how could it have been mer Production, Princess Ida, one saying "This is what I felt Frank Bough's beat race. So Inever quite sussed out the otherwise? is equally so like when I lost a child/was this is breakfast T.V. excuse used for his appear- PAUL BROMLEY blown up/killed someone". MIKE TEASDALE I'd be the first to admit that ance). fatman and astrologer the editor usually I'm fast asleep at this Russell Grant. and into its domain of black bang& he hits them rhythm hour of the 'Sunday People'. leather clogs. Pygmies got skins. He was a volunteer But, for the biggest miles- Perhaps the most bizarre their number_ But wait, I once (weren't we all) and Jo tone in the BBC's history feature of the two and a half on Sax. she also Bass beats • Gigs haven't mentioned the other since the launching of its sec- hours was the lady giving a cold blooded creature type Dave Bomb Bowie, why; he ond channel back in the six- keep-fit class from the con- starlet thing a new kind of has a smile like an Iguana, ties, I felt the effort was course at Waterloo station, SNAKE DAVIS AND HIS species. this one, doctor - but bald as a Brontosaurus, he necessary. but by that time I was in the ALLIGATOR SHOES it ain't got Chopper teeth, it looks pretty happy, always Monday's offering was bathroom, No T.V. in there, Tetley Bar got "Fangs"; known as pretty stoned. Why, if he had pure Nationwide, 'ceps 12 yet. enough bread to own shoes "Snake" David Darwin. hours earlier and on one of its Congratulations for the they'd be crocodiles, he ain't This is not just another "1 was There's more evolution best days. Dear old Frank, programme's innovation an alligator, now I'm made themes in his saxaphone than one much for leather - deceptively avuncular but came flooding over the into shoes, 'cos they mistook in the whole punk tribe put besides cheap punks don't phone, causing smirks from unhesitant in his role as the me for a crocodile. So I got the together An endangered agree with his stomach. voice of Common sense, both presenters Selina more blues band". No, none of yer species? But this all fades into And who says get up off teamed with Selina Scott. She than Frank), mingled with the slow weepy silently sweety the cliched mists of pre- your boogie and dance why came over awfully during a odd birthday dedication. guitar treaty speak easy historic story time when you'd be swinging from those guest appearance on Satur- Oh, and there was a rather Shadows Claptonese stuff. "Snake" charms the cake Tetley tree rafters. As that lib- day morning kid's telly, but poetic line phoned in by a erated freak Jirni Hendrix This band got teeth, Their smile on the taco of his willing redeemed herself by exuding train driver who spoke of music is snappy to the full victims - Tropical tree style. once never said to ma assurance and a poise to rival countless screens glowing in sound of those brass section But let me tell you gran'poppy "With this free Frank's. railsicle homes as he roared funkin' livin' style, I got one blowers, "Snake's" got a lot more blow The show, running from by , This ain't no punk junk than even them Pygmies - he message for that baby • You 6.30 a.m. until 9.00 a.m., is All very enjoyable. But neither - not that it's any spits and blows such venom could have been kinda cosy heavy on visual delight, build- somehow I still prefer ea once, but now you're kinda worse off for that - punk's got through that reed like it's the ing a whole new art form out crunch my toast and slurp my its own jungle too, despite Dr. last meal he eve gonna get. cramped." of the weather forecast. OJ in silence. Livingstones (G.L.C.) sorties Terry? He rattles a bit - but DERMOT CtUIGLEY Fronted by FrAlicis, the fey RAY CASTLE

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One 's usual a otItitnictIcintis to proverlsial last dog with its those 4,1 it■listeners unfortunate owner; more often it refers the enough not to lie In our first caller to another source of aid. It city, Not that any Radio One DI. sees itself as a medium between actually lives in London am- those who need help and chow ino-Is Neter:me rural sounding with help to give. places. ut Hertfordshire or Sur- rey, talking with equal wisdom The list of events in which about commuting and eals mg, Radio Aire's name crops up is

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I "los els klas here in London, before their involvement, this what 's. it like where you are r) year there were 3.001) rthific through Peter Powell''. very. and quarter of a million VERN . boring complaints taints along the route. about London's road system. two years they would like to he the message comes over loud the sponsor of an international and clear . he here - or he event with 10.000 runners square ' A 'national' shale/IL it 17,004) people went to the Folk can sound like the propaganda Festival in September. and aiati station for the Independant Festival last December. Mona State ul London. goes into a University mini bu

eser willing to face his public, away from what would like to good, reports rarely exceed and Leeds Youth Orchestra. and would welcome the oppor- hear. Then again sixty per cent thirty seconds as it ix believed This kind of activity is not tunity to yet again face a student of Aire's listeners are over that people get bored hearing entirely altruistic. the quarter at So one thing can he said in debating society on some typi- thirty-five, so one can hardly the same voice any longer (lec- a million spectators of the Leeds lis- Radio Aite's favour straight cally non-contentious motion expect too muck As someone turers please note), so the Marathon were all potential away. it isn't a London station like "Students are a hunch of wryly commented. We have to reports can be superficial. The teners - i.e. something to he in In practice this means more than worthless parasites". I suspect aim at an audience of seven to need lot an 'aural angle' can turn sold to the advertisers. lust swapping congestion on the anyway. that James' s motises seventy, which probably means lead to a preoccupation with North Circular for congestion base mote to do with regaining that 110 one likes the result.- personalities rather than the Indeed it would be naive to A BREATH OF FRESH

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ithm Its area. with a possible increased revenue lie behind the titisheine .0 a million and a Int. rhetoric of • CO11111111011) Radio Aire has the potential to involvement' et al. This is a sad take a. tradul role in the life of fact of life; you cannot ,have the community in a way that commercial radio without the Radio Ong (thankfully; never commercials. But it is quite could. In theory at least, a can possible to hate a commercial bring together the saran's parts radio station without selling, of local society, share and reflect pour granny to Uncle Sam. ft its different tastes and opinions, by MIKE TEAS DALE would be distressing to find and make povoble a greater Radio Aire conecnttating their awareness of the varier) and community- activities on the his lost pride following the dis- But it is the words between Issues And radio reports can richness of the area Equally higher income groups which the covery that the "James Whale the records which most influ- often scent monotonous, on well it can churn out the came advertisers would like to find lis- Appreciation Society '' is ence the listener. It the local every hour the same headlines. •ell-opuilimated, condescend- Would they he better off esneniely - small and contains community is to he an important But what is easily missed by the tening- ing twaddle Radio One does so sponktrine, more youth clubs not a sinele female member, element in commercial radio, casual listener is the constant well. only gis ing ii a 'community than youth iirehestras. more than with any Jealous hatred for then good coverage of local reYbion of those stories. Mis- flavour. The. provinces become reggae festivals than jari. testi- students. Still. a free replica events is crucial. So directly takes are rectified. the union everywhere outside the direct salts? ()dune with a not a Panics whale !liiirincoc for the after each hourly bulletin from man has been utters sewed for Sari t% 1..1 Buttes Road large, 'C' r, .0•,r I.R.N. the Aire news team pro- his Ode of things. A good story duces its ow n programme of will be added to throughout the Radio' Vic local news. This can be purely 'day, as the Batley factory fire is aCitiall% From .1 M In local news, Factory fire in Ba- put out it is quietly dropped All the same I have found 1 Oil a In the cuss ase,v tor lr1, a local slant on national Radio news is pc r haps as * new ' Ii - ) arc 110//ttig t...• Entertaining Radii+ Aire much more fun to news. Bailey man injured in Its news can ever be. litatt ot that tinic is tilled listen io than I ever imagined. II Mayfair Inkrno, or indeed you're at all interested to Leeds wtiltmoot.. the talk ranges titan Martin Keine; us, I find. quite in events. Bailey nuui isa town rather than at place to ;teat news bulletins and pi eAsinik enteil3i ttig. 41/led in Euro-inferno. Radio studs in. in tuning your dial dt.initentat ics. h. 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PAGE. FIFTEEN • Sport • Sport • Sport • Sport • Sport • RUGBY DERBY CROSS PURPOSES University Cross Country were soon convinced and the LEEDS UNIVERSITY 2nd XV 15 pts. race was on, up hill and down LEEDS POLYTECHNIC 2nd XV 7 pts. When the Cross Country club dale, without the faintest idea A wet and windy Wednesday at Westwood was the set- travelled to Durham for the where they were going. but ting for the annual skirmish between the Uni and Poly 2nd annual 'big match', they doggedly following the lead- XVs, Such conditions suggested the game would be found that someone had got ers of the unknown opposi- scrappy and so it turned out. the date wrong. Undaunted, tion. In the end only Captain The first half saw a disciplined Poly side making the fewer however, the hardy group set Phil Whitney could stay with mistakes of the two teams, and race into a six-nil lead. off on a training run across the leaders, finishing third However, just before half-time a penalty by Boyd made the windswept moors until while those usually trusty the half-time score 6-3 to the Poly.' the bleary eyes of veteran lieutenants Dave Benson and The second-half too was an untidy affair, though as it Pete Martin spotted a group Colin Lancaster ran swiftly. went on, the University pack took greater control, particu- of runners lining up for the Adrian Pickles ran well as did larly through the efforts of the back row, only to see clean start of a race, Pete Dodds and Taylor who possession wasted by stupid mistakes. However, on two The amazed race officials made up the scoring six occasions at least, the forward domination was coupled with slick handling and powerful running in the backs. producing two tries, both of which were converted by Mike Boyd. to secure the University victory. • Phil Whitney Pic by K Thglnd RUGBYLEAGUE LEEDS POLYTECHNIC UNION MEN Amateur Rugby League Club report LEEDS UNIV 2nd XV 23 pts. POLY POWER MOORTOWN 6 pts. LEEDS POLY 2nds 9 With Lee always a danger Congratulations are due to Damian McGrath, Obviously under the influ- MANCHESTER POLY 2nds 0 on the right wing showing the newly formed Leeds Poly Lindsay Rutherford. ence of Kryptonite rats, the Leeds Poly Ladies' Hockey scintillating turns of speed amateur Rugby League side seconds made a sluggish team romped to a semi-final which were reminiscent of who hosted the Yorkshire They are due to play the start, giving Moortown a six- place in their cup match with the great Kathy Smallwood Team Trials on Wednesday. Southern Universities at nil lead, through two obvious a resounding victory over and the dual strike force of 12th January, 1983 at Adel Leeds on 29th January, and penalties. From this point the Manchester Ladies on the rain- Riggott and Cooke showing The following Leeds Poly Lancashire Universities at St. Leeds pack took over and the sodden astroturf at the clinical finishing. Manchester players were selected for the Helens on 19th February. team began to take control. Feemsville Superdome. never had a chance. Kelly also Yorkshire squad By the end of the game, the Leeds were constantly on looked particularly effective Further honours for the Leeds team, despite throwing the attack and goals from with her probing through- fledgling club come in the away several excellent scor- Riggott, with a hat-trick, balls, always a menace to the Chris Telford. form of the three players who ing opportunities, had, by the Cooke, Lee, Kelly and Manchester defence. Dave Darren. were selected for the British end of the game scored four Balhatchet, were just rewards Sayburn, in goal, had little Kevin Rhodes. Students Rugby League roes through Capstick. Blake for a superb all-round display. to do. John Jenkin, National Squad: John Jenkin, and Henry 'go for the gap' Damien McGrath, Lindsay Thomas, two of which were Rutherford. They will play the converted by Davies who also French Universities at the end kicked a penalty of March this year, CLARK KENT NEW CONVERSIONS The sickening crack of skulls, thunk of charging shoul- don't think I'll enjoy this when saying "We don't want thugs. escort off the campus. ders and thighs echoes across the fields as moans. pants it goes into print, I know a few we had enough trouble last "But this year there is a ban and grimaces uncover the gnashing teeth that grind of the ladies team he added year " "Perhaps we could do on such destructive down the glacier sides of rawly hewn (neanderthal) jaws 'We just enjoy what we do" with a little more character on behaviour," said Farrelly. If when the muscled body. belching sweat and steam. said Farrelly, "which is drink- the field, there is certainly no anyone does anything violent braces for another rugby scrum, ing" quipped Johnstone. lack of character off it." he is banned or fined. "We have several activities "What about the characters Everyone who was in trouble "This is why we are such a one evening per week Places besides the usual socialising in the team?". "Everyone is a last year paid for the damage close knit club, more so than like Brunel have two full-time after a match or training. character" came the empha- they caused. There has been other clubs or societies in the coaches, and all the other There was a hundred people tic reply from Johnstone. no vandalism at all this year." University. You get a great facilities." "Yet we have to at our recent dinner dance at "There is the team accident American tour play Headingly. Roundhay sense of comradeship when Saddler Hall," said Farrelly. Andy Vaughan who's always With this image of and Otley who are equivalent you play, train and drink "Nothing outrageous hap- injured", but Johnstone him- reformed character the com- to Football league teams in together." pened, just a few guys got self has been out of action for mittee have organised a tour soccer terms," chimed in Meet the team together. danced in the mid- seven weeks. Yet he con- to the U.S.A. and Canada. Johnstone. "We achieve our Ian Johnstone, Leeds Uni- dle of the dance floor, sang a tinued "Hypochondriac Mark Their tour of the summer of good results by spirit and versity Rugby Union captain, song and took all their clothes Joyce who, if it's windy goes 1981 was very eventful and innate ability." tall, agile his good looks off." onto the field in leg war- successful. Lecturers at some Univer- remarkably unmarred for Their strong team spirit mers." The Cleveland Browns sities double as scouts and someone in this hand-to- reveals itself in many ways "He has been known to American football team pre- offer places to promising hand combat sport. Wider (not always entirely legal) and wear a club body stocking on sented them with one of their on the and taller than his captain players mainly each member "feels part of a very cold day - that's the three hundred dollar helmets strength of their sporting abil- John 'fats' Farrelly sprouting something". "Even when truth it's not just off the top of and a shirt as souvenirs of Due to the lack of facilities Australian moustache, dark ity. players are injured they con-le my head" he pleaded. their visit They also won a at Leeds some top class play- hair and wild Ned Kelly eyes along to see the others in Then there is the Prima tournament against local ers give their services to concealed in the most gentle action. Everyone wants to Donna of the team who is opposition. Headingly or other top grade - of expressions. With them, know whats happening and either very good or very bad They even appeared on clubs. This gives them a bet- ' the even wider bulldog faced in a game: George Stanton. Cleveland Ohio television. ter chance to further their and quietly the team Vice Captain. The film crew who had taken assertive Club sporting ambitions. The prob- Secretary, Bob Miller, whose DERMOT QUIGLEY Apparently Martin Bell is the usual shots of the team in lem can be seen in the fact ' main concern is to talk down meets known affectionately as training were overjoyed that although the University rumours of embezzlement Leeds University Amoeba because he only has when a mini-bus load of typi• of has two England Under funds. one brain cell Farrelly added cal English Rugby Players twenty-one internationals Rugby Union Club "If he had another brain cell it arrived late and very drunk Finance and Facilities they do not play for the. to enforce and dispell some of would he lonely". singing songs -The rumours are not true" University because of their and started the myths and facts. and mooning for the they claim. 'The rugby club is committment to other clubs Destructive past cameras. the most successful finan- at The team were in a little Yet if such talent were One player, Mark Joyce cially in the University, and trouble last year at Notting- Manchester, Durham or to be involved". ''We have liked the tour so much he was we have one of the largest fol- Loughborough representing ham when they tried to two or three discos a year and reluctant to leave. He was left I apart from ballroom remove that most hallowed of their University would not social evenings "watching a blue movie for dancing." in the Pack- objects to rugby players; a hinder their careers- horse." It is an expensive the second time around" Everyone laughed at the urinal. But in removing it from hobby with at least fifteen while the others boarded the comparison "We are able to Staff Socials its fittings it fell on the floor pounds spent a week on plane home. Luckily the field four teams on Wednes- Leeds University Rugby and broke into a thousand match fees and 'socialising' authorities believed his hard days and Saturdays". "But" Club show the same dedica• pieces. But one of their afterwards. luck story and allowed him to Johnstone complained. "we tion to the game and to the number had obtained the catch the next plane. suffer from a lack of recogni- social life as other clubs. The No thugs next best thing. Slumped tion by the University. There difference. they stress. is that "There are no regrets, we against a wall breathing the Reformed character is no leeway given for they concentrate more on the enjoy every minute of it '' said rhythmic breaths of the The reputation of the rugby academic work. They don't social side. Farrelly, "except when we unconscious was a figure team was at a low ebb last take into account that we play Their reaction to the inevit- lose. No seriously. we play with a toilet seat around his year but they have been twice a week and train twice a able accusations of being a because we love the game." neck. invited back to America and week leaving us very little male chauvinistic band were "We're wild. We are all a At Warwick anything that Canada. If they continue with spare time." "We also lack a little unusual. "We don't see bunch of extroverts but wasn't fastened down was their new peaceful image facilities" continued Miller, ourselves in a chauvinistic regrettably" said Johnstone removed, and ripped off it they may do what they "there is no coach, no scrum- mould," said Johnstone, "but in mocking tones "there are screwed on. A car was carried threaten; and write them- maging machine, or any there are a lot of sexist songs. very few thugs, we are much across a road and left on a selves into the rugby record floodlit area to train. Use of In fact it is the ladies rugby too civilised" Farrelly bent grass bank. The team were books and not the police the sports hall is restricted to team who are the worst." "I his brows in disagreement lucky to escape with a close ones. ems, sosit I s

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