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rrp Nrmn THE WEEKLY NEWSPAPER OF ST. LOUIS U. HIGH !220 couples packed tlle auditorium for Volume 53, Number 22 Friday, February 10, 1989 last weekend's Sno-Ball. Happy Valentine's Day! Sno-Ball rolls with record crowd Sno-Ball '89. "The Kinder, Gentler extremes. STIJCO President Mark Gunn Dance,"lived up to its name and was the gave the band a thumbs up because "they most sucessful SLUH winter dance in were original, energetic, and they all history. looked very pretty. " Junior Brad Hellwig The mammoth crowd of approxi­ gave a contrasting opinion, claiming that mately 220 couples huddled into the "it sounded like they were playing the auditorium for an evening of walking, same song over and over again. Also, they dancing, and reminiscing. Some expressed were a little heavy on the bass." Everyone disappointment about the decorations, seemed to agree, however, that the lead which seemed more appropriate for a singer bore an uncanny resemblance to Valentine's Day theme than the Sno-Ball the now grizzled-faced '88 SLUH grad, Dance. Last year's giant Billiken snow­ Dan Scheiber, who, strangely enough, man and smaller Billiken ice sculpture wasn't seen anywhere Saturday night were sorely missed. The decorations, In the absence of Mr. Art Zinsel­ however, did not interl'ere with the atmos­ meyer, Mr. Steve Brock acted as discipli­ phere, which was ripe with jollity and narian, and, by the end of the evening, he The Jargestooever PN Valentine edition gaiety. earned the title "The Enforcer." He grace­ begins on page 7. Reviews of the band, The Uncon- fully handled both major problems he scious, were mixed, with critics at both See SNO, page 2 Area residents gather, express concerns Hurricane relief SLUR's neighbors gathered with disperse until a lady displayed a pistol, several faculty members and students on students who continually taunt dogs and drive underway Tuesday, January 31, to discuss what they throw food on property, a robbery Members of the SLUHcommunity see as problems in the vicinity of the victim who assured a neighborhood wit- · are gathering materials to aid Nicara­ school. Themeetjng was scheduled by the ness that nothing had happened, students guan victims of last fall's Hurricane NeighbomoodSubcommitteeoftheNorth who drive at unsafe speeds and verbally Joan.Mr.JohnMuellerandMs.Suzanne Centtal evaluation Justice Committee. insult neighbors, a man who was racially Renard are leadingtheeffort.andmem­ Topics discussed included the insulted by SLl.JH students, and students bers of the Spanish I classes are pitch­ school'sperceptionoftheneighborhood, who park on Lawn and rut:Iely refuse to ing in to add their effort to the drive. student behavior before and after school, move when asked, while school sources · On October 22nd and 23rd. Hurri­ the lack of security guards in the area, the threaten to tow neighborhood cars parked caneJoan tore through much ofCentral possibility of meetings between students on the school lots. America, leaving a broad path of de­ and residents, the recent robberies, park- Neighbors expressed their most in- . struction in its wake. Nicaragua was ing problems, and the relationship be- tense concern about the school's plans for among the countries damaged, and pre­ tween school and neighborhood in the the boarded-up residences it owns in the liminary figures list the number ofdead past. neighborhood. Several at the meeting an

10 'llafen tines To Bridget K.., Trent Sidelar. To: Mike Jolmson & Bobby Bryant You dope! Won't you ever get it? He 1 was going to send in the paper that Niki I just wanted to say "Hi!" I hope you guys doesn't like you! If you were normal you and Mary wrote! But they would both "blush are having an awesome time! See you guys wouldn't even look at him. But alas, you're to death", so insteaci...J Live long and play later! not So you do. He's weak and scrawny! He ping pong/ Happy Valentine's Day! Your friend, Emaloo at CJ treats you like the matter the earth is made of! Love, Maureen No, it's not carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen­ I know a guy named Jim/ Who is really nice./ it's dirt. Dump the slug! Your friend, "Stud". Bryan Walker, He's a great friend and/ gives great advice./ I I think you're sexy and I love you! just wanted to say/ I hope be has a very Happy Love, Boo Valentine's Day! Thanks again for being a great friend. Joe Kramer, Lisa We need you, we want you, we worship you!!! You're such a god. Holy cats, babe! Dear Danny Wesley- Lust and LUV, We want you. BI &MB &LL St. Joseph's Academy

To Chris: Dear Anne- Hey cutie, what's up? I miss not being in Have a great Valentine's Day, and never the same class at school with you. You've forget about me. always made me laugh. I'm real glad we're Love, Me still friends and talk on the phone still. Keep in touch and don't change./ Happy Valentine's Day! Dear Kelly- I love ya, Debbie Schoennerr There's no one else I'd rather spend Valentine's Day with. I think about you all the To Kris Sanheinrich: To the Big "P" time. I really like you a lot,/To that there is no You are sooo gorgeous!/ Please be my Love, J.J. doubt./ If you'd look and see what I've gotJ Valentine!/ I knew you would. Thingsmightjustworkout./Youdon'thaveto Lots of love and smooches, Jeanne, look hardJ I've always been therej Take a Pumpkin Let go.. . Let go ... LET GO! good look around,/ And I'll show you I care!/ Love, Ted Happy Valentine's Day! Anne Marie, . Love, My thankfulness for the past 2 years are Dear Lens, A secret admirer at U .A. that surpassed only by my growing love and friend­ You were never !hat close! you know. ship I have for you. . Love, Alayne Happy Valentine's Day, darling ToKurtK. To L.L., Loopy. Twinkie The Rebel We seeea<:h other in the play/ And I think Je T'aime/ Je T' aime/ Je T'aime of you every day/ You don't know me but I Love,33 Dear Mike E. knowyou/ljustwishyouhadaclue/Youmust I want you to know that you are a good know you have it all! Good looks, good build, L.W. of IWA (Bippity Boppity Boo!) friend, and I always enjoy talking to you. I just and very tall/ I really wish you weren'tso shy/ This Valentine comes/ To you from a wish there was some way we could get to know Because I really want you, Big Guy friend,/ And on this Valentine's Day/ I just each other better. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Your Admirer wanted to say .../ Forget ALL your troubles/ You know my ntunber, or at least your sister Forget ALL your cares, and/ Have FUN! does, if you ever need a friend. To KB (The plumber in T&C) Signed. Yours always, Anna C. Hi! I know not right now. Thanks for One who cares everything! Doyouknowwhat?"Asyouwish," Dear Mike F. he said to the princess. Yes, I do. Hey, what's To:SW Thanks for being Dave's mentor! · that you were going to ask me on Feb. 7? Ya! Never mess with the Theocratic Trinity./ KB Sure! When? The End From DS (The guy with the sink prob­ Love (That's a "tipoff') Hey yo Grant! lem) The trio I would like to say/That I hope you have P.S. Where's Chuck. A. Wille farm? a/Happy Valentine's DayJI'm gladlmet you/ To: Snake (Sean Fitzgerald) and I think you're fme./ I hope you will be To Marie}, Happy Valentine'sDayi/Willyou be my mine! Have a great · Valentines Valentine? Love, day! II!!!!! l!! l!!!! !I!!! !I!!!!! From: Isabella & Ruttiana (Cindy J.) Shelby's sister The Dad ______tM.;;..._a;;..;_;;f....;:;;..;en ;_tines 11 Leslie P.• SmiJe! God Loves you! Marc, Where are my cloves? In the summer we met, and things were We have made it for 3 months so far. I Love.RobM. great/ Almost every night we had a date/ We don't think we need to talk to that guy named enjoyed one another • that's what we found/ Jude.Becausewegoteachother. Wehavehad Dear Daniel West, But I didn't know that HE was still around/ a lot of great times in the past, and 1hope there Love, peace, and hannony makes this During June and July I had a great time/ But will be a lot more. Marc, you are great! I look world go 'round. Free yourself. Insecurity then you went and broke that fragile heart of up to·you so much. You have helped me in so isn't worth its price. mine/ For a while we parted and nothing was many ways. I love you a lot. -Wise Sage said/ And for a while I prayed HE would drop Jewels dead/ How it started again I don't remember/ Our Goddess Miss Keeper, But we were best friends by late September/ Keith Moellering, We worship you and adore you. May We began to get serious, so you put HIM back / Violets are Blue/ Deer your heavenly body and radiance be an inte­ in his place/ then again after a while you Cree}c was busted/ What'll you do? grated, significant part of our humble lives. stepped on my fa~;e/ Never again will we be a -X TI\e legend lives on! public pair/ Because it will alway~; end in -Fred and Will despair/ People keep telling me that you are Carrie, not mine/But in my heart I know that;;ou 'llbe Roses are Red/ Violets are Blue/ All Dearest Beano, my Valentine! during the day/I think of you/ From the time I My ohmy how our time has flownJithas Have a N'tce Day stare at the wall/ to that daily evening call/ widenedmyhorizons/Withnew things you've From that joyous day in September/ To that shown./ Infatuation, with the little things you Box Top, sad day in December/ There is one thing I will doJbe with me and know that I'll always love I've got Matt Davis's Drum Machine & always remember/The way I feel for you/ As you. I'm never giving it back:. I write. my feelings are strong/Together, I feel -The Marsh Man The Disrrict Enforcer we belong/ Roses ue Red/ Violets are Blue/ All during the day/ I thil1k of you. Carrie, I met agirllastfall/During auditions at Nerinx Love always, These past two have been very lonely. I HallJ We were both up for the leads,/ But to Brian miss you very much. I think we should see Gretchen and Jeff we were forced to concede./ each other more often! Well, Donald and Irene we would never bej Dear Jim B. Happy Valentine's Day! But I found something more important to me./ I wish you were my man. Brian She was different. Oh, that's true./ I saw Love, Stacie somethinginherthatlseeinfev.>j'Thecourage Linda, to be herself, to be unique/ Despite others' To Brian, Will, and Chad, When we fust met/ it was great/ I don't frequent critique./ After the s.how, our rela­ We can't seetr~ to put into words that know what happened/ since our fi!St date/ I tionship grew J It didn't take too long before I certain aura and magnetism (bright orange would just like to know/ What is our fate? knew/ That what I had fmmd was more than a glow) you three display! We think you three J.R. relationship/ What I had found was compan­ are the mosthandsotne, sexiest, energetic men ionship./ I've had commitment a..'ld relation­ we've ever met. We treasure the moments you Rose and Tara, ships and such,/ But never before have they bestow on us. Truly, we're grateful. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! meant as much./ We've had our differences, With hugs and kisses, Mike and Tim more than a few/ But all ulong I guess we The Cor Jcsu Clan knew/ Th!lt dealing with problems is nothing Swan\p Daddy, to fear./ In fact, it's what got us here./ The I'm never going to the Hofgarten. It's too times we 've already had have been greatJ triangular and has lots of toads. Do the Rhino And the future looks better... I can't wait! part. Happy Valentine's Day, Christine! Chris Gunn Love, Kevin

Dear Amy D. & Lisa G., Why do you constantly go around with D. To whom it may concern: B. and K. B.? We could treat you like ladies. Love them Ursuline girls! Try some real men. Mike and T.i.m Yours truly, The-Boyz-N-the-Hood D.S andD.G. To the Gang at N.D., -Nicole, Kelly, Jeane, & "Luscious" Molly Checkett, Thanks for your openness and trust; For the l,576th time, will you go out with always stay as sweet as you are! me? Happy Valentine's Dayt -I.H. K.C. '90 ' .

...... l-..2 ______o/a[etttine(l.' .··------~----~------My love, Jenny My lips were chapped & scabbed like the -Iowa ain't far- Let's get married. rustonmycar/Whileyoursareasacoolmoist Kurt chapstick/refreshing ./ yet not quite as greasy. Otto To Julie, Amy, Jenny, Tracy, Amy, Bridget, and Amy - Girls, artists do it With creativity. Saul, . . Saul! Why do you persecute me? To Abbie, God Oh. Abbie, Abbie, Abbie!/ I didn't know whoyouwere/l didn'tknowyouwere coming OT: GM, GK, HJ, CJ, LB. FE, FM, KA, BD, overJ I would have asked you to Sno-Ball,/ ZT But I feared you'd fall, SO I DIDN'T! YADS~AVYPPAH -? MORF: SM. GM, AJS Tim, To Julie Reis, YOU ARE 'A REAL BIG HUNK! Have a Happy Valentine's Day and a BridgetM. speedy recovery! Brian, Kevin (SLUH '90) Goodness me well what do you see?/ A Bridget, Bridget, Bridget tood solid year which was int.ere~ting to me. Friendship. love Mouse, Remeber: "How to Suc..:eed" and Ted Bridget, Bridget, Bridget It'syourseni.oryear/You'realmostgone./ Drewes? Mono, Europe, and Jmnie 's last shoe? Tim You've been adearJNomatterwhat went on./ Swim parties, rhe airport, a.nd all the nick­ We'll mis you much/ Keep in touch. names? Jamie's Revenge, stealing signs and Sc.. Sc.. Scooter, Luv, The Brainless* & Steve baseball games? Heath concretes, and Shoe­ D:m't ask me what you know is true­ less Joe? St. Catherine, 2 a.m. talks at my Don't have to tell you J Jove your precious Dear Miss Kim MacAfee, window? Playing Rambo in the park. and heart.Jiwasstanding.. You were there. ./And This "Healthy No1'111lll " talking in U.A.'s parking lot? Your B-day, Ute rest is history!/ They never could teat us would like to wish you a Happy Valentine's Kelly & Birr.eytying •l'\e knot? The Christmas apart ..1 need your love," the "Way you make Day. Maybe we can go down to the ice house Concert& Cinderella '> Ball-Oh& W emusn't me feel" "Mystifies me"! But-I woulddie for for "One lass ' (or maybe two or three). forget Coronation at ,,J! you! Yes, I'd even swallow my Pride but You must believe that I'm "Honestly Sincere" Happy Valentine's Day!. before a "Sunday Bloody Sunday" when I say that I want to be your '~One Boy" Love, Charlotte Je t'aime, The "etemal flame" burning Love, Your "Hugest" Fan "In your Room" Carrie, Dear Matt, W/0 hewng your voice every JJight/ I Paul Blase- · I love you more than life. would be in a frantic fi~hr../ I would cry and I miss you now that I am upatK.U. Pave Jamie waiJ.J And n:Jthing good "':ould pr( vail./Life a great V-Day with you u frivclrusj While life w/o you Anne G. Dave Buzzotta, ·vould be oblivious./ Nothing is able to steer,/ FTSOOMN!.Psych! Is the outside door The fact that I, will always he here. To: Tom Lally still open? Don't forget the escalators at the Yours truly ar1d always. Brian Have a wonderfnl Valentine's Day. Galleria- one of these days we' .re gonna own Love, Jermifer Burkhart them! When are we go1ma start drawing the 1.Xm Jenny DEly, picture of our favorite person? Anyway, I'm NoThar.ks Steven Shawn Paul Travers, glad we got to.be good friends in the past year. Love, Dave &. The Rest of Us Happy Valentine's Day! From the cool­ Sorry about the last musical-thiS time I won 't est person you have ever known in your entire get sick. Happy Valentine's Day! OhK. life! Have a good one! Love, You're so kind and ;;meV lou mllke all . BonJovi : Charlotte the guys slobber and drooV Onc.e they know P.S. Olivia is cool! you, they beginto queeze/Becaw;e the truth is, Mr. Wholesome, )'Ou're jrst a tease. Nothing was as priceless as the look on llJll, Guys Lynn/ when she'f01md mit you J'!..ad broken Ob! You're swell!! your shin./ But tlie girl'next door didn't mind, Bridget· To Matt Str<1dcel, MU-3-30 Icouldtell./Shecameupandvisitedwhenyou You're cute, quiet, and can really play didn't feel well! She cares for you, and has Mike, that ki!yboard. Where are you playing 'text'? I liked you since theri/ and one knows ho~ the want to be there. ·, · HUGS AND KISSES! s tory wiU end. Rach~ l A Secret Admirer Love, The Tease 11a{en tines 13 ~~~~------N80 Varsity Football Tony (My ex-) I've known you since football season/ I'm still waiting for the divorce papers to But you were someone else's man/ I came to come in the mail. Are we over or not? Fill me all your games/ and was your most loyal fan/ I in. Don't leave me hanging. saw you at the party/You had your glasses on/ Love, Krissy (your ex-) That night was quite exciting/ But it didn't last too long/When we met once again/ After quite "J.T."K.· awhile/ I hardly recognized you/ Until I saw To a guy that I can truly say is more than your smile/ I don't know what's to come/ But a boyfriend- he's also a best friend I know you all I have to say/ Is you should know who I am/ are always there for me and I hope you have Happy Valentine's Day! realized I am there for you also. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Me J. You said you wanted a "front row seat"/ Katie, Steph. Tara, Ksra, Rose MichelleM., The offer was there but you couldn't take the Nuke the orange lunch trays! Long live I was thinking of something/ To write to heat/ You gave me a hug and said "Hope cheese fries! They're very spiritual.. Hove you youJ So a poem, of course/ I decided to ooJ you're happy," All your words seem meaning­ -Heidi I've known you only/ for a time not longJ but less and yappy/ I asked you to my dance, I hope that time! will continue on./ I met you thinking you'd .show class/ If I had to do it Katie! one afternoon, afew weeks ago/Since then my again - thank you, I would pass!/ Your lies are I need a Subway meatball sandwich - respectforyouhascontinued to grow JFriends more than I have time for/ And quite frankly, bad! Hey, Pee-Wee loves you! we are, and friends I hope we'll be-/ I don't J. the games are becoming a bore! You've lost Luv ya, Heidi think you've seen the last of me. your touch, your smile is lacking/Your expla­ Happy Valentine's Day! nations good, but your mind is slackingi"I sent Dearest Pumpkin, The 4th not-the-least-bit-sick-and­ yourcardbeforethat"youlied/Youmusthave I really like you the way you are. You're disgusting-Deputy forgotten what you wrote inside! In the card cute, funny, and Huggable. Everything I could thatlsent, the words I wrote to you/I prove one possibly want. But you are too far away so it'll Dear Jolm Wamecke, thing - that is, I can lie too. ../ One last thing - wait till another time. a different Valentine's We love you! if this message you haven't got. ..i Remember Day that you will be MINE. Katie, Jenny, Chris, and Michelle "I am loved''? -Now you're not! Tere.c;a ToRayK Brian Vierling: Kris, Stephanie, Keith, Peter, Katie, Matthew, I always love you HeyBigGuy!Weknowyou'rereallynot Kara, Heidi- Bobo; Alan, Amy M., Rob, Amy From Carol (Tooth Goddess) shy! So come on -let's give ita try! I won'ttell H., Jim K., Shelly, Rose, Michael, Tunothy, you no lie! Hint- Call me - XXX-XXXX Chris B., Chris Z., Jon. Mark M, and FlSher, Dear Mom and Dad, Have a good Valentine's Day!!! Have a great Valentine's Day! Where have you been? We miss you. Your secret admirer Love ya all, Tara Love, The Quads

Ben &. Daver, M.,T.,andC.- A la Bien chere Deesr.e, Happy Valentine' sDay! Thanks for play­ Rememberthe times we had atWhitecliff A Vous que votre age defend/ Riez! tout ing with us all the time - you make us laugh! when no one had anything to hide? Remember vous caresse encore./ Jouez! chantez! soyez We love yciu guys a loti hopping the fence to swim at an afternoon !'enfant! Soyez la fleur!. soyez l'aurore! · Your buddies, pary, and' the days we all enjoyed Hippolyte Marcia, Joe, Megan, Tracy, together? What happened to the friendships KTO we all had for each other? I know the only To Alessandra: people you have ever cared for are yourselves. A Happy Valentine's Day wish to a spe­ Daver, I don't care about any person who spends 2 cial friend Hey Babe! I'm so excited for you and me hours to look casual. In othe; words, I don't Love, Guess Who? to fmally date. You know how much I love care about you! you! TK-KUI-RC-SM-Hf -KR Chrissy, Your secret lover We.Love You! Hey-everybody who wa5 at Steph's house at Love, ·-rommy" and Frank To John Lake: the night of U .A.'s Winter Fonnal: P .S. "Tommy" likes the "Fun Song" too. When I went with you/ I was dressed in Remember me falling out of my chair? blue./ My feelings were truej But I turned into Pete eating like-a dok from his plate? Kris and MattGurm a shrew./ Now I knowJ I should not have let his friend .. uh.. Ralph? Katie and her dress? Alas, my child, you are as sweet as the you goJ I wanted to take it slow J Now I have And of course, our monkeys! precious rose. My love for you tunS deeper nothing left of us to show. It was great! !han the deepest ocean. From: The Swallowed Quarter Love, Heidi-Bobo Love, Tammy Williams

.- afert tines 14 o/ ~~:=~------~--- To a snmt-woman named Abby/ now this To the dancing guys: Dear Heather, comes from the heart/ You really should stop Last year you were all so sweet/To praise Hey freak! Heather so sweet, she so cute; stair-divingJ for it's not very smart./ Now that our little Oancing feet./ Through thick and thin I lovehersomuch. I'll always love you..~. don't you've tried it only once/ without any suc­ we've made it throughj But the best is yet to forget me. .. ccssj but at least you succeeded/ in making a come we guarantee you./ This year we would Love, Frankie mess./Now you can bounce on your head/ and like you to knowJ that without you there fly over a gate,/ but believe us when we tell would be no show. Hey Trish and Liggy, you/ that doesn't make for a good date./ Now The dancing girls Nice try. Life goes on and keeps getting the cut on your head/ looked mighty sour,/ just better. to clean up/ took nearly an hour J After some­ Amy Monfort, Love, Tim thing like that/ you're lucky to be alive/ Now I love your wondrous stany gaze. Your we hope you learned your lesson: Don't Drink eyes are like clear blue pools of moonlight. Hi Connie, Smile and Dive!! Your lips like raspberry sorbeL B.R., B.F., T.S., M.M., JZ.• B.P., J.N. Miguel To E.J., Roses are red./ Violets are Blue./ You are Matt Gunn models for Taco Belli MattGunn a really cool chick. Love the Spunky One I love you -Anon. From you know who

Dear Speedy, Dear Debbie, Rose..~ are Red;/ Violets are Blue;/ You're so Withyou,l'li"neverdance alone. You've We started another rumor about you. cute MooseJ and I love you. built a fortress around my heart. Everything Love Buzz, Mike F., John W. Filly you do is magic. Flame . Jenny Drury, Suprised that someone wrote to you? ToJohnL. Have a great Valentine's Day. Happy Valentinesl I love ya Tim L.C. Aim- MattGunn This past year has been the funnest time I can't believe what you did to me! I have of my life because of you. You do sa much for · never felt so rejected in all my ex.istance! Rot! me that I thought this would be a ·perfect -You know who chance to say thanks andiluvya' for it. Hapipy Valentines Day! . ManG Dear "Big Marna", Love, Your secret admirer. You're sexy Memories, love; yeah we had them. If Love, the sister of your idol you ever feel, or get the time, call. I'll always Jeanie, Sheil@. .Arnie B., Nance, and "My be there for you... Tender Mony," I lufyou all. Sodus Soosie. ToManW love allways, Frank (the worst) Happy Valentines Day! P.S. he man, cool... the happy mutants that is~~ To all the girls in the world: WHY? Love, your Baptisimal Buddy · Man he's about awesome! -Art

DaveBUT..z, Tim Noonan To all the G.L.O.W (Gorgeous Ladies of Happy Valentine •s Day and Happy early Here's a little rap? to a guy named Tim./ Wrestling), I miss you! I When are you on? B-Day! I'm glad even after all that has hap­ I really am glad that I met him./ He goes to The beast pened between us we are still friends. I hope every dance/that Nerinx puts on./ He also likes that friendship never changes. Oh! Bungi says tO party until dawnJ He's a riot to talk to and Jean- HI! so firi£J I hope he has a Happy Valentine. You are the epitome of a fashionable 80's Love, J.J.D.M. . . Luv ya CAADDKKRSB woman. What, with your black tights and soccer shorts, coupled with indoor soccer Ed(win), DaveZerega · shoes- a proposition no man can refuse. He's melting, he's melting! Ever seen Yo dude I would like to say/ I hope you Love, Sam Romeo amd Michael Flynn Kate in Overalls? How's the car- it's gonna haveahappyValentine'sDayJYou'vebeena blow! Lylab. Good luck- keep in touch. great friend/for such along time./lhavetoend Chris, Luv,Mic! this sentence because I have no rhyme./ You I'm very glad I met you!! It's so simple, know S+K+R+. me/ and unf<>rnmately you {love you. Be my Valentine!? Dear Sam, knew Beckey ./At R.E.M. we'l1 all have fun./ Libby Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou And now I'll end this rap because it's really Romeo. dumb. Eric Lensmeyer: Luv Jean and Buzz Luv ya.. CSJJJAASML It would ruin Christmas. SIO ..

o/a{entines 15 Roses a..re Red/ Dave is so Blue/ If you ~~~------~ lost 8 milJ You would be too!' Dear Dude, ToDME, You are my dogger, sw.r:ct child 'o minej All the best Dear Keith Winkeler, Yourfriendscal.lyouless, butllike"u"ju.stthe Yourfriend.s, JE, and SL. We all miss you in Home Room 203. We finl!./ You have a trendy look md a car to need you hel"e to act aS a strong authority figure match/ But why God pul yt>U on this earth. I Dear Missy, and role model to us all. cannot catch./ You really like to party,/ But All I got to tell you, is: "Any time you SinCCl'ely, John Badolato and the restof203 what you say and what you do· don't always wanr.... you can tum me onto anyting you agree/ There's one thing I mll$t say before I want. ... any time at all...When I kiss your lips. Paca: good by a,/ You are the complete party animal, I start to shiver. . ,c&!l.'t control the quivering You like my roses from 7-11/ You hate .lcinda,/ But being v.ith you, nothing could be inside .... Wouldn't you agree Baby you and my long hair, but you still run your fingers fin a me gat a groovy kind of love." through it/ You rake off your glasses when Love, Lisa Dan they bump my nose./ And you put my dumb poems in you locker at school. Dan Westerhiede, So much/ depends upon/ a piece of white Love, Tarz You're my favorite brothzr plastic/ glazed with laminate/ beside the Stu­ Katie Westerhiede dent Card. Dear DaveB, Leave us, ICAHN! · Aphrodite, DearHerz, You are the sweetest and cutest girl I've Time for round 2 · V. To the Silkscreen Crew ever met. I'm so 1.-razy about you and I am so Book by E.Y. Harbu:rg glad we met. Happy Valentine's Day. Hope Dear Amy H. Music by Burton Lane you have a good day. I love you. Let me count the ways I love you: One, Lyrics by E.Y. Harburg No.25 Two, Tilreee. Love, the Silkscreen Crew Yours alw~ys, "Pokey" To Mark Siorek: Dear Mr. Becvar, Do you have any idea what time it is? It's LT 500: Discipuli linginae Latinae: Thanks for all you've taught us this year. time to pay the fi

Keith and Peggy, Happy Valentines Day Heather You've gotsometl1ing good going . .Don 'r Don't forget me when your in Spain. or let anyone mess it up. . Chicago, or Hawaii. Cupid Love Kevin 16 o/aU~ti.n~e~s_~______I posed thi! · question to my love/ my Jason (Ononmatopoeia), To all my favorite SLUH: buddies: These are cooing gentile lonesome dove/ Where was it Hey now, dork! I hope you have a great your nicknames! T.D., Val, Hany, Gem, t.ltat you went last night/ .Dodging from the Valentines Day, you stndmuffin, you. Grover, Piru.-y, Leau, Dale, Opor, Herman. bright street light./ Is it true your desires lie/ in Love, Judy (monster) Jefum, Vrepp, Spike, Boosh. , , a pink and purple polka-dot tie! I saw one on a Most Sincerely, your favorite .Psycho­ man named Bill/ then by John. then Stan, then · To my wild thing, path (and all members of your fan clubs!) Phil./ They keep you company while I sleep/ My door may be always ~ked, but my You retmn in mom' without a peep/ You tell window's always open! Dear Chris, me how you love me so/ You beg foi money, Love for always and ever, Judy I haven't had the guts to tell you until then off you go:/ Our love was never meant to now, you are one steamy pile of hot cakes. bel I see by how you've treated me/ Now Dearest MattGunn and Brad. AngieS. you've left me here to rot/But you're true love Do you like Baklava? M11n. I love Ba­ is not forgot. klava! Jamie, Forever yours, Mary Katherine Dowd You might be the single-most, God -like and Kathryn Helen Fitzimmons. person I know. Jamie Dear John, When I'm feeling blue all I have to do is take a look at you/ SLUH, then Dear Pat, I'm not so blue. So when you need a friend. I hope we can continue our after school don't look to a stranger- you know in the end love affair. I'll always be there. I pr.omi!:e. Love the weights. Forever yours, LuLu Brian, Denr Terrence, First of all, I hope you have . a totally I came by: you didn't answer, I called; Happy Valenili'.es Day!! (Totally) Second I you didn't recognized my name. Why? I just want to say that without you, I am like spic wanted to say Happy V alentine•s Day! without span, peanutbutterwithoutjelly, Dana luv, Suzamta without her temper, Julie withouther own ride home, Becky without her "brialle", Tim with­ Tom Tretter, Even though we're apart and SLUHBoys, out his hat, Saturday night without th~ T.P., rarely get to talk I don't want you to think I It is useless to resist me. and most important of all, side 2 without song don't care anymore. Because I do and I'll -me #3!! always remember you. Love, me My Gunn, Kelly To Dear Matthew I've admired you tD the fullest from afar Dan. Senior Sluzers, for many moons. I've always dteamed of We've talked about a lot of things/ and I Happy V. D. from th.e bottom of our spending my precious time with yon and run­ thinkyoumightknow/thatin the beginning/it hearts. ning my hands through your ebony !ocks of was hard to let my feelings show;/ You're Love, Senior Vivettes hair. If my dreams ever do come true, maybe different than most/and I could tell right away/ I'll tell you who I am. that I wanted to be with you/ always night and Dear Vivettes, Hugs an.d Kisse..;, your se<;ret ~er day./ I never want to Jose you/ You mean so A SLUH guy's idea of living much to me/ I hope were together forever/ is not the gift that keeps on giving. Dude(Ga~) because that's the way it should be. SLUHzer~< Hey, don't bother me. I'm txyin, to party. Luv Captain . Rock n' Roll, The Cool (.'hick Michael, To Brian "Brony" Hayes Jr. Happy Valentine's Day! Jamie- We wanted to write this to you 'cus we Love, Michelle You've been grounded a11d that's very know the Prep News valentine formdoesn 'tgo sadj If you can't go out soon I'll be m!!d./ .to area grade schools. Ifyou would even cast· Z the gang: B. H., M.G., J.W. Thanxs 4 all the You'reababeandalotoffun,/butimustknow ·a glimpse at us, we swear we would button our Gr-8 times. There have been so many! I love if I'm your one./ I have seen our romance as shirts to the top and be your "New Wave · Baclaba! lne best of luck ( with all your just a blur/ missing your love and "the way we· Babes'' or your "Soul Sisters." We don' t ever women)! were"/I'll stop being Barbara Stricssand for a want to do the "Hippy, Hippy, Splash. Splash Luv a}ways, M.J. while, I hope this letter me.de you smile. Love without you! · is swc.et, love is power, I'd reMly appreaciate Your O.L. O.L. "Soul Sisters" Jamie, You're the best! -Jamie a flower. Love,Kase fohn Hendrickson! FRANK?!? You have an admirer. BEEP! Signed, A (friend) o/a{entines 17 Jeff Loeb: To: Dave Roth Frankie, . ; Are you dead?. Roses are Red/ Violets areBlue/We hope Sorry.Ididn'tmeantocauseyousomuch From: Christmas Dance 'S7 you get back/ on the swim team soon. trouble; ifyou only knew my real feelings, you -Marriage is Hell• would understand: ' . To Dave.Glamer: Heather "Matt, don't" Oh my II'd love to go to Snowball with you! · Dear Big Ed, Lisa Lisa Liz C., Julie B., Beth V., Christine P., Thanks for the heater. Could we possibly Happy Valentine's Day, dude. Julia K., LisaM., Corey K., AmyT., Katie K., have a phone? G. Kerry K., Sharon C., and the rest of the un­ PN touchables. To my dear "husband," Nivek- Hey Pat B. Pour months may not seem so long for DearNewQ, No hard feelings, Big Guy. Really. Hope some-/ A mere blinkoftheeye./Forothe:rs it's I know a place/ I'll take you there/ It's you get over it. near eternity/ So far beyond the sky./ I've real cool/ I'll take you there/ Your gonna like SexandAids based my life on an old cliche-/"Nothing stays it/ I'll take you there/ Act like a fool/ I'll take the same."/ Allit tOok was a little love/To find you there! TO my dearest SPORTS MACHINE: the girl behind the name./ So on this day of LoveR squared double-T and the gleam­ You know just how I feel each time an Valentines-/ Almost four months from the ing cubes. read an issue./ So if you should get canceled­ start./ All the love I have for youJ Remains sony-1 won't miss you./ It's nothing against strong inside my heart. · Dear Dave B., the writers, but the jokes just ·don'.t work./ I Be my Valentine, Enitsirhe I've wanted to be with you for the last two don'thold a grudge, and I'm not being a jerk./ years, but you wouldn't make the fttstmove. So on this Valentine's Day, my feelings must As Viz frosh and sophomores, dreams of Now's your chance ro take me out. Please, you be seen./ Hey Prep News, you don't amuse, SLUH guys filled our nightsJ ·to mingle with can make the time for me. Let's go for a ride just cut the SPORTS MACHINE. one was theleastofourfrights./ As junior year sometime. Love, Brian L. started ro come about/ "We need to meet Lincoln P.S. Don't worry, SBXT/ don't be perplexed/ SLUH guys" was all we could shout./At foot­ just keep on writing-the Pulitzer's next(?) ball and SOC(:Cr games starting.this fall/ fun Tony, _ with SLUH guys was had by almost all./ As Happy Valentine's Day. This is Lieuten· spring ofjtmior year comes quick/ for you to ant Castillo. see me and me ro see you every weekend night Lieutenant Castillo makes us all sick./ As we cry ag!lin "We need a new group of boyfriends."/ We want some TomS. SLUHguysroknowwedon'twantourfriend­ You are always there when something is ,, . ships to end./ Who knows-maybe we'll meet wrong. I want to thank you. You are the Big again in a few days, months or yearsJWhen Brother I never had. I hope our friendship we do, we'll have to reminisce. never ends. Because if it did I wouldn't have Love always. K.D. and S.P. anyone lecturing to keep me straight. Love your little sis, · Ray Kraus: Julie ···1¥ You never called me back! Too.Bad! Lara To the Seniors on SLUH CRUE: Dear Heather, We had our fights/we had our fun/some Galahad, I like you a lot. fights we lost/most fights we won! We've "In thcise days people loved each other Rob been friends fer 3 years/and soon you'll all be for their lives. 1lley had a God in.heaven and gone. a g~ on earth- and, since people who Charlotte, But don't forg~ we're still here/'never leave devote themselves to goddesses must exercjse Give Brian the slip and we'll polka till the some caution about the ones ro whom the are us, never say goodbye" Happy Valentines Day! cows some home. Ring, ring. devoted, they neither choose them by the pass­ SEXton Love, all the Juniors on UA CRUE: ing staJldards of flesh alone, nor .abandoned it Cathy-"SteVe-Jo-Colleen-Kate-Michelle lightly when the brockle thing began ro.fa.il." Violets are blue/ Roses are red/ Your Lady Fair Dear H. m-m B, We voted for Christine/ But got no reward. ·SLUH ex-dancers Dear Courtney, If you ieach m'e;Ji.ow to play backgam­ Which 'Mark' doyoulikebettet? Adam's mon, I'U teach you how·to play chess. Last time we played it was educational. To Heather: or Sexton? OH!II Are you?? II Only yoitts, R.A.C.C. Aids -K9 18 o/afentines To the girl with the ripped jeans/ I saw To Coops, Fisch, Joe and Pete, Woody, you last Wednesday at Dairy Queen/ You Have a good one! Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ We want carne in around 9:05/ My heart started beating, -Laura ("little Coops" if you must) to be fresh/ Just like you. I came alive/ You showed up with your mom From everybody so we couldn't talk/ Then you got up and Ted, started to walk:J Out the door md into the Hey! Happy Valentine's Day from the Dear Mrs. Mur, wagonJ I wondered if!'d ever see you againj girl that stares at you whenver she sees you! WORD!! Evdtthoughthatlastlinedidn'trhymeJHope Wondetwhy? Love, The Posse to see you next week: Same place, same time. Love-Becky Rob Dearest SLUH Seniors, Tarzan, Roses are red/ violets are blue/ Where To (Rob)1 and Joe and Pete, Hey sexy, tall, blonde. I'm the one that's would this world bel without people like you? you're so gorgeous, you're so funny, you fond of you and the things you do. You swing For you, we have some advice/ which we have such a nice car, and you are so big. from those vines, Oh, you look so fine. I love hope you'll keep in mind/ And which will respectively. you very much, tool prove to everyone/You're definitely one of a -females of the world Happy Valentine's Day-Pocahontas kind. Please always try to stay as sweet as you To Ed Fowler; To John T. Stone, are/ and always try to stay cool and/ It is Hey Union Buddy! When's the next I'll always remember the night we spent ~portant to remember/ the class of '89 will meeting? I'm gonnarniss you when you gradu­ together at Immacolata Cbw:ch. always rule! ate. Who am I going to go to Union Meetings --Love, Jenny Always look on the bright sidl!/ and you with? Don't forget/ Hello Dolly! Li' l Abner/ will be envied from a mile/ Always live for the Finian' s Rainbow/ Cast Parties/ Kate scream­ Matt (K.luba), day/ and keep that winning smile(s)! ing! and Sophomore FormalJ See you at prac­ Hey! Happy Valentine's Day !I hope you Go out and party/ and do remember In tice!/ Happy Valentine's Day!/ LoveJ Your have a lot of fun! have fun! go get those girls/and don't get too Union Sister: Cathy Love you lots!II--Becki much sun. Please do take care/ and watch out for Dear Mike, To all the guys who say Oil!! college foods/ and if you remember an.this­ Our love is like a rainbow, clouds filling Stop! I!! !!--"normal" folks what cool dudes! the skies. and when all the clouds go like our -the CJ Seniors . •' love, the rainbow hides. And when the su.tt "Stoobs ...you are the best soccer player ... "­ sets, it seems it has really gone away. But you D.D. Dear Pen, knowthatforever,ourrainbowisheretostay!/ Love me Kim To: Joe Biermann Vag You are such a cutie, We love you. Never To: Alfred change. Your ~uddies: To Space Cowboy: Happy Valentine's Day! This is to thank Suzie H. Debbie S.. Jen G, Happy Vatentine's Day from Bunji and you, for you! I'm glad that you've been there all his friends! for me when I needed someone to yell at. And MikeN., Love, CD, JL, AD, LG, & AF even though you say I remind you of your To the only guy I .kpow who doesn't eat P.S. We have your shoe!!! sister, whom you don't get along with, I'll piu.a with a forki-That's what makes you so forgive you. Whatever you do, don't forget speciall-Don't ever change! "Baby, I love Tim Zavadil, your power tie!!/ LoveJ JeanJeanDanceMa­ your way!" Where's my hat? chine Love, Sincerely-your neighbor .,A1l.ison tt Mark Aubuchon, T.o: Maria Becvar (Class of 2007) Thanks for playing catch with Christo­ H.G. Windsor, Welcome to the world! Be careful of pher. He sure enjoyed the practice. Happy Valentine's day kid. Five months those boys from SLUH. I know them too well. Love, Coach and still going. Don't stop now, were on a rolL From: Dad, with love!!! Besides, what would 1 do without ya! David Andrew Woolenburg- Love, Tim Brian, Sorry about the mistaken identity! RO$es Wouldyoubejnterestedintutoringmein are red, violets are blue/betteryer, why don't Algebra in March? we both attend Purdue. Thanks for teaching Waiting for an answer, 7t me how to say numbers and monsters- thanks for the cleat face- most of all, thanks for love, Dear JoJmC. Nurse Rhondas sister (KMB) Is it me you love or Beau? P.S. Want to go fishing? KMC ..

if)a{en John Hennelly, Shannon, t:!::.!..in!:.!:~.-e~s--:;======:::;~l---9 I don't think I'll be needing that boy­ The last 17 monilis ha'le probably been friend application! the best months of my life. Ohope that we stay CD togethes: even longer. I love you probably more than vou think. I hope that you have a ToMikeP. wonderful Valentine's Day! The radio wasn' t the only thing stolen at Love you always, Mikey Stokes. You took my heart too. baby, I love your way. Mark. Luv,MikeP. Hi Big Brother! We really miss you at musical practices. You'·re still the greatest Dear Tony (Fox), parlner ever. Tell Courtney I said "hi!" Come baek soon, we miss you. Sorry about UA's Winter Dance. Call Sincerely, the Sophomore Class me... we' ll do lunch, 'kay? Donny, Love, your little sis Dear Sean, Hawy Valentine's Day! Ifl see "Teen­ age Mutant Turtles" one more time, I'm going I couldn't tell you how I feel to your face, Amy, to scream! Remember our snow fight after ice but I really care a lot about you and you made Don' t worry ar"'ut IJA's Winter Dance. skating? We've had some great times together. that weekend one of the greatest ever! You J've faced rejection befm-e. I'U take you up on Remember: I'm always here if you need me. may not care for me, but I had to tell you how that lunch as soon as you're through being a O.K? Youareagreatfriend. Thanks for every- I felt. Let's at least be friends because I think thespian. Thanks for be in$ the best little sister •uw1'-.! - g.I that you are a really great guy. any guy could want. Watch out for those nasty Love, Amy (Amanda) P.S. You sing well, too. SLUH juniors, okay? openly loving- you know who Love, you big brother Kevin K., I just wanted to let you know how special JCB, Robby, you really are. I would be lost without you! Lee,Lee,Lee,Lee,Lee,Lee, Lee Colette is in love with you. Why do you Have a wonderful Valentine's Day! MTG have to keep trying to see that Vilia girl? Make Love, Katie a mover dude. Scott F. .Colette's friend Dear Janet ('Sweet Child 0' Mine') I'm sorry if! offended you in any way. P.S. Colette i:m't the only one. Could we please talk it out? Give us anoiher Whether you believe it or not, I 'Think About You'. ! think 'You're Crazy' or at least chance! Hey Bobby: that is what Mike says. I do hope that you're Sincerely, M.H. Hey Sean: 'Out Ta Get Me' because 'It's So Easy', all You g\lys are such he!fithrc-.a.\ets. Ta.lce a you have to remember is just one important Jane, chance on us. rule: 'Anything-Ooes'. So you could be my How ya been. Happy 17th. Late. Love, Arol '·Rockey Queen' and we'd go to 'Paradise The Boys Love, Julie City •. Or maybe you have your eye on some­ one else, your ave:ni.ge 'Mr. Brownstone', and Jootster (yearing chun..lc of burning funk), Dear Kelly P., maybe I'd rather be with 'My Michelle'. And How do I love thee? Let me count the Happy Valentine's Day! mavbe none of this is true, but I ask you ways ..... Okay .... 12. Mike Max 'W~uld I Lie?' Only thing! have left to say to vou is 'Wlecome to the Jungle' because the Dear Kate Vargo, Bridget, ;eal world is as deadly as Guns N' Roses are. llove you! Rores are red/ violets are blue/ you are And they have an' Appetite for Destruction'. as from Gev-rge Ermol '89 hot/ and I really want you. far as U2 goes. And that's no GN'R Lies. Love, SPH · Lov~Psycho To: My favorite cousin, Our relationship is an equal partnership ....51 %- You ate the nicest cousin. a girl could 49% I know a guy named Jim/ who is really have. I've never sc>.en anyone so ready to give­ Happy V'tines day. nice/ He's a great friend and gives great ad­ of-themselves before.Our "reoonciliution date" LoveT. vice/ I just wanted to say/I hope he has a very served its purpose-don't you lhlnk so? I'm Happy Vaientine 'sDay/Thiiilks again for being glad we can still be friends. Have a great time Chris C. a great friend. . with Amy-(known to "the guys" as "Mike I am obsessed with Lisa /'-vou. .. and. .. well.. .w ould you like to. .. um ...go Hall's thi"asher chick.'') ~ut with ...um .. .rne sometime? Please? Call H~ppy Vakntine's Day, Amy Dave's little woman, Ray, · me. Youwon'tknowwhere!Youwon'tlcnow Dan Shaugnessy You are so sweet and awesome! when. Guess who? PSIO Forum 2 ~==------~ L~tter to the Editor§ Neighbors Dear Editors, We were shocked and ashamed of the lack of participation (continued from page 1) during the recent Blood Drive. Out of approximately three Solutions were suggested to several problems. The recent hundred eligible students and faculty members, only 88 donated addition of seventy parking spaces in the Science Center lot and blood. How can SLUH say that this school is preparing students ·the possible acquisition ofmore spaces constitute possible sources to be ..Men for Others" when something like a Blood Drive is of relief for the perennial parking headache. Some neighbors, looked upon as a hindrance ora bother at best and an unnecessary however, remarked that students are rehtctantto walk as far as the institution at worst? Certain faculty members feel that the ab-­ Science Center when Lawn, Berthold, and Hereford are much sence of a student during one class period will destroy the closer. academic integrity ofthis school. Not only will itDQt damage this Re.sidents also suggested the hiring of a pennanent security academic integrity, but also it will enhance the image ofa school force, an idea previously rejected because of cost concerns. The concemed with community service. guards that are currently hired should patrol around the.neig hbor­ These Blood Drives are on the school calendar at the very hood inst:eOO of watching the football game or other event, one beginning ofthe year, and this calendar is distributed to everyone. woman said. If teachers do not want students to miss tests, they should not. Other neighbors requested that the school's policy on inci· schedule them on Blood Drive days. If students feel free to give dents occurring outside ofschool be clearly stated and presented blood or work at a Blood Drive, we honestly believe the number to the students and neighbors. Improvement is needed in the of donations would increase substantially. school's treaunent of offenders and the process for handling We do not mean to blame the faculty for the low donation complaints, residents say. number; there are many conttibuting factors, including student Some students and faculty members were encouraged by the a'{X:lthy. neighbors to att.end neighborhood meetings in order to better We are in the process of evaluating our School and we understand the positions of residents. believe now would be a good time to examine our words of Areportofthemeetingandtheschool'srelationshipwiththe service and our attitude.s toward service. We need to see if we are neighborhood will be entered in the fmal report of the ongoing really teaching all we say we should be. North Central evaluation. Sincerely, Brian Walsh Kevin Gunn Ed Bamidge .STU CO Vice-President Religious Affairs Commissioner Sno (conrinuoo from page 1) Quote of the Week en~owuered, asking dancers on the stage risers to seek new "Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what grom1d and peacefully escorting afonner SLtJH senior out of the makes the ride worthwhile." building. Mr. Brock denied rumors lhat he was packing a gun and -Franklin P. Jones said in a tone reminiscent of Charles Bronson, "Without me next year, they're going to have to beef up security." Thols MattGunn (continued from page 1) tries that have faced similar disasters, however, Nicaragua bas effort. While SLUH' s main responsibility is to collect tools, other received no aid from the U.S. government. common household and personal items, such as soap, clothing, A number of St. Louis groups are mobilizing to aid the and cooking utensils. are very welcome. stricken Nicaraguan people by sending a cargo r.:ontainer full of So far, the effort is meeting with mild success. Members of useful materials. Eastside Advocates fer Peace and Justice, too 5:panish I classes are bringing in numerous items, including Interfaith Committee on Latin America, People to People, Pledge summer clothing, kitchen supplies, and school supplies. of Resistance, and St. Louis America Solidarity Committee are Ms. Rena."d comments, "It's amazing what we as a school among the groups uniting to provide the relief material. are capable of effecting. I hope everyone is persistent in asking A similar effort last year was tremendously successful. their parents ro help them in bringing in material." Several large freight trucks were filled, and the materials inside All donations should be placed in the appropriate box succeeded in reaching the devastated people. SLUH's Student outside the c-afeteria. Those with items to donate are asked to Council has contributed a thousand dollars to the effort bring them in by Tuesday. February 14th. Mr. Mueller adds, 'We SLUH students have now been asked to provide materials can all share our items with people for whom these materials will for rebuilding destroyt--<1 villages and towns in Nicaragua. Ham­ mean so much more." mers, nails, saws, shovels, and other tools are neede.d for the Chris Boyd and Chris Schlanger 20 X, Frank. Let's get together in a tropical paradise WHERE ARE YOU?!? (somewhere in South County) My pores emit The Retreat Guys steam every time I look at you. Maybe I should go to the doctor, but he would prescribe more Mike, , How are you. maybe you and Fuzz will pie anyway. call because I want to be your friend! Call Love, Bri me me, I'll be waiting Love, To my favorite Ursuline table (Julie, Amys Jenny (Fish & Da) Charlotte and Lisa G.) Sprito, Charlotte--Brian who?/ Lisa-Kevin How about doing tea again some time? 3 what?/ Amy 0.-Duda·Duda/ Amy F.-I like > 17. yom tennite picrures/ Julie- I love your Marc Love always, The Other Ship Adrian pictmes! Bill D. Joe Ryzika, "Why didn't you just take the pawn!?" Dear Jill Hanuner, Chessbills I have watched you from afar for what seems like years. I want to share my feelings LT 100.2 To Eric the Mello (FROSH) with you. but I'm too afraid that they won't Discipuli linguae Latinae: Horses move in L's;/ Priests move diago­ ever be returned. Hopefully, I'll see you soon. Vos estis primi inter pa..-es et opiimi nally./ You're a heck of a chess playerJ but Love, the man who only wears blue viri. "NafOVERBEARINGLY!"/YourQueenis Tua Magistra TOASTERSTROODLEJOh"Whoopseedoo ­ dldeedo"/Ifyou wantflrstboardJYou'll wait E.F. Courtney, 'til '921! Roses are red/ violets are blue/ even Since the days our eyes met, my life The Chess Gods though you were grounded from your Rolex turned upside down into a wild frenzie of watch. mink coat, diamond earings, andBMW manuity. For twenty eight month.'>, filled with JB, convcrtable/ I still love you! letters, dates. anniversaries, and phone calls, I I love ya. Happy Valentine's Day!--J.A. have discovered an e.~sential fact about life. MG No matter how long the road may seem, no Dear Melissa, matter how deep the valleys sink our hopes, no Hi RAG, How are you? · "I want you! I need you/ I love you I with matter what detours take us from our goal, I Do you know who is writing this? Or all my heart" will always love you. Since you moved to KY, could it be just anyone? Since we all know Elvis and I've begun this last year here, I have spent about yout Don't be too much yoUfSelf-1 many nights in sorrow about the distance be­ want to have_y~u over and w.e'll order pizza Dear Mr. Mills, tween ourselves. However, you have always with double cheese! Why are your tests so hard? been there in spirit to pull me through tlte Fondly, 2 Admirers Love, Us all tough times, and even though it's long dis­ tance, our talks make this drama called life Shara, ToC.H., make sense. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for all Youhavemylove,I'llcallhoney/you've We were never the prettiest in otv own the things that happened on Homecoming. It even taken all my money/ your eyes are fair, eyes, but you are the most of every great takes a special kind of.person to forgive the yom lips are full/ and I'll tell you this ain'tno adjective that man could possibly think of. things I did and I'm really glad we're still bull. The time has come to say goodbye (for Until! fly this coup, I can't wait to be together friends. now) But in the meantime, please don't die, with you at Prom . Until then, we have the Love, Gus spy, or fly. memories of 852 glorious days and pictllfes Love, ME from six dances to help us swvive. I love you S Squared the most I could love anything ($)or anyone, Dont feel trapped. We love you,Jiappy Hi JoeRies! and when dtis trial period is finished, would · Vnlentines Day How are you? I've missed you. I hope you please marry me? J.R. everything is great. Have a super Valentine's Love, your always-interested curiousity Day! the Judge Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Fuzz I'm Love, Mary P.S. " ... Yousayyouwant/adiamondonaring still here/ And waiting for you. of gold/ your story to remain untold/ your love c.c. Mark Sexton, not to grow cold/ All the promises we break/ How about a polka at Sno-Ball? from the cradle to the grave/ when all I want is Dear Kevin Flavin. you." I love your carl BEEP -U2, All I Want is You Seriously, Colette o/a{entines 21 Chris Bill- :%\ll You don't know me, but I'd really lilce We're still conniving! rf ''l·r·• SHA, you and wish we could get together again. You Know Who thanks for all the fun! Reallyt ARE REO. Love, You know the one Corky, Kathy, Eileen. Teny, Bill, v Happy V-Dayl .• . AREBLUE, Mike, JDH I wish you would calL I really, really, Coleen, Jenny, Jason, Kevin, Laura, Jeff, Jan- I SING ·1F THIS ISN'T .~ really liked you md I still want to go out-or ice, at least be good. good friends-See you soon! WHEN I'M WITH U. Happy V -Day, Core Team! 'f"-' Hopeful, Andria JDH OAVII ©~ Dear Timmy Vatt., HRVG- Lots of love from your sweetest berry. . Love ya-butdon't think this means I am XXXO, Yolanda going to tallc to you! JDH Renee, LT300-1 & 2 Thank for the past few weeks which have Discipuli linguae l..atin.ae: HeyWingyl been great,/ And for many more to come./ Vos estis "ne plus ulli'r." omnium dis­ I'm trying to be profound-use your . Hope we can keep the good times rollinj cipulorum in schola alta Sancti Lixlovici imagination! 'Cause I've had a lot of fun./ Hope the dance Universitatis -Dingy- was special/ Because I had a great time./ Your Tua Magistra dress was gorgeousJ And you looked mighty Happy Valentine's Wingy! fine./ Partying with you is awesome/ And BEEP Always thinking of you­ spending time with you is the best./ I've seen Dingy all those ·other girlsJ And you stand out above To Debbie, PS: Noing says Peace Babe! all the rest/ I'm writing this poem to show my You are one of the best cheerleaders love,/ Here this Valentine's cay./ You're the we've ever had. But then again, one out of six John, best lookin girl I ever sawJ And hope we stay ain't bad. B-Love at 9:007 together Renee. K9 I.L. Scott Becki Roth, Jeff, Keeponcbeering. We'vegotoureyeson NomoreBLI Roses are red/ Violets are.blue/I love the J.H. smell of Eternity/ And I love you too. you. J.A. The SLUH Jtmiors P.S. Next year, cheer for SLUH, Laura. PLEASE!! You got stolcedl Dear John Del Cecato, LOve, SHUT UP!! Kevin and Jeff Love, The Y oh Bus Riders To Jen and John; , Jen,keepyourhandsontheballandoffof Kevin, John. John, Keep yourhands off my girlfriend. Dear Mary Ellen & Marya, When are you going to ask someone to Have fun ANYWA Yl! ldon'tgiveabootifyoucontinuetowear thed~7 · your elegant sheep skin socks & shirts because Rob J.L. I don't think you '11 be there hol~g my hand when my house is on fuel Greg Colombo, To Matt and Brad: Swamp Daddy . I love you! You're the greatest! You're Roses are red,/ Violets areblueJI'm truly my favorite! You 'reperfect! You're beautiful! sony but Jeff beats out you two. · · MLMc Love, Greg XXOO Sincerely, S~ Salve Magistral Amamus lingua Latina! W. TD, MG, etc. .. s.o. 'Laura, Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Youandlaren'tmuchforfonruilitiesand Frank, Aw forget it, just go out with me. mushy stuffof relationships, but I thought this You know the.joke. R.O. time wouldn't hurt I just wanted to let you DB know that you mean the world to me. You've HiRose, . always been there for me, and I'll always care Dear Chezwick, This is from your three best frierids. We for you.'And, no, I never mind when Patti is in Leave wouldya! Justplainleaveus alone. heard your new boyfriend is a real winner. town. Signed, Four Fiendish Fellas Sounds like your regressing to us. Better luck Love, next time! Jeff 22 o/afentines To all the Dancing Gals: My love: "Shake it up, Baby!/ Twat and shout!/ Fritos I broke with you were more than ToJJ.H.; my crowbar bud: Comeon,comeon,comeon./Comeon,Baby, Fritos, and old Morris Day records I e.njoyed Roses arc: red/Violets are blue/But flow­ now!/ Come on and work·it on out! with you were more than old Mo¢.& Day ers can't explain/ the way I feel aJx>ut you. You know, you twisted little giriJ You know records, while cars I hit wi~ you were more From D. M. I. B . . you twist so fine!/ Come on and twist a little than cars and Billy Graham evangelist specials closer now,/ And let .me know you're mine! I watched with you were more that Billy Gra- Dear Karen, Well, shake it! Shake it! Shakeit,/Baby,nowl . ham evangelist specials. I am your SOJUly, & 0 for a night without presses and paper! .. you are my Cher. For I have dreams of your Maybe toni&m, thetwoofuscanbealoneover Will you be our valentines? ironed black hair. soup and salads. · The Dancing Guys Love, Otto. Jim To:WPB You 'reright, we are lucky to be going out 'SupChix gift My true love/Is God's to all;/That is with juniors, but you're even luckier to be why my Valentine;/ Is the Water Polo Ball. going out with me because I go to SLUHI To Dove. from: SWPT (Craig said this, not me) C'mon man, let me in! Love,PNB Thornston Lamm Dear Maureen. P.S. I promise to bring home some history I love you. Be my Valentine. homework so I can call you when the "week­ Dear Tony B. Love, Trent "del" · end" is over. I'm waiting for you, John Cahill. and Dear Wildthing, Rich Lehmann to bYm me down. You make my heart sing/ You make )\aaaaaaaaaaar~ Love, Your Secret Admirer everything-groovy! Roses are red,/ Violets are blueJ What's with love, Brian, Chad. & Will for breakfast?/ Next time bring us some, too !I Dear Tony, -the Staff If I could have anything/ I'd live on an Dear Tom Purcell. island/withTonyBommarito/AndhisB2000. You could always ask me to the dance! Marie, Your (other) secret admirer Suzanne Miller You are the best thing that has happened in my life. I love you so much. Thanks for the axe. Kev! XOXOX (don't Love, Samuel get excited) the Grim Reaper. ToKMB: Amy, Roses are root Vwlets are blue/ How When Cindy was on the game show 'Bout another trip/ to Purdue? "Question the Kids" and suffered from, as St'riously, DNS Mike so aptly put it. a slight case of television­ itis, who was the opposing school? Dear Gabe Forir, SlO We need a dishwasher at Hacienda restu­ arant. Will you help us!! To Coach Dan See: . Love, the Hacienda Management He's a math teacher/ He is the best/ His name is "C"/ But it starts with an "S"/ On fall To Ginger from "Gilligan's Island," Wow, you sure wereasightforsoreeyes. afternoons! To Forest Park he will go/ To put Mr. Aylward: The way you made coconut pie, the way you on red jerseys/ And coach scout "0" We know that you hate Chesterfieldians/ strutted up and down the beach. the way you There's one thing about him/That's not Even though they still are Americans./ The made the professor laugh made me just want to on track/ He doesn't put me/ At quarter~ck./ above lines are extremely weird/ Therefore. I I could run the option/ And the QB Keep Or I turn up the T.V. and scream "Yes, there is a God.'' will stop my rhyme here. could throw it short/ Or I could throw it deep. Love, The Junior Class It's a long way away/ But it's still my -Swamp Daddy dream/ To throw to Preston in the End 'hJne/ Dear News Editor, To the five foot and one-fourth inch And make thecrowd scream/Now I know that Roses ..are red,/ Violets are blueJ Big won't happen/ Because I play guard in the wonderkin: learn to play pool! -Matt Bend or BrentwoodJ Which is it for you?? game/ Soputmein at practice/ I'll be great just - Your Cohorts the same. So now, big fells/The choice should be Christine Griffard, Julie, ~ clear/ Put me at QB/ And I'll be Sportsman of Roses are. red/ Violets are blue/ You Gee, You're really neat. the Year. · dumped me for a nut"Krek"er but I still love Marc Love, The BF for QB committee sup­ you. ported by Future WR Democrats. · -R BEEP!! o/afentines 23 Topher, Dear Mike Zarrilli. Bisch. I love you, I love you. and I will always I'v only seen you a few times, but !think 3 girls from Cor Jesu are in debatable care, even though when you couldn't walk, I you have the best legs around. I know it's moods. Any interesting topics? tried to push you down the stairs. early, but will you go to Senior Prom wilh me? Steph, Jen (lhe liberal), & Lisa Love always, L.C. Bridget Etzcom Dear Shelley, Matt Rieser, ToMarijan. Who's your favorite person in the world? Your eyes are as blue as the ocean­ We love you and Brad! Mike P. • Jay, Jolm L., or Mark B. where we last spent time. Miss you. Miss you. Miss.you. Kiss you. Kiss you. Kiss you. Tirn.Freez. Hey-you-tennis-jock-you! . Be my Valentine Ju-Ju loves you. Go to state and ~ your cou.'>in and friends will be your fans! (as long as you come Pat, to our softball/soccer games at CJ!) Weights are big./ smurfs are blue/ I'm a pretty big guy,/ how about you? To Tom From Holly I love you Love, DearTweeta W. Dina, JenF, Jen E, Traci G, Traci S, Amy I have to blew my nooze. J', Amy F, Amy D, Amy D. Lori R. Cathy P, KimberK. Jenny V, Colleen M, Amy V, Amy H, Tricia W, Debbie C, JeJe Y, Jean L, Katie W, and To Bobby and Sean. Dawn Whatisthestory?Whyhaven'tyoucalled back? Yeah. both of you? Get it right! I'm waiting. Happy Valentine's Day, Vivettes! Colette J.A.

To: Jennifer & Leslie (Cor Jesu), Roses are Red/ Violets are Blue/ I wish Mes petites choux C.K. et M.R, We still need Valentines! that I could have/ a swimmer like ll8!1. We Clllled you on the phone from SLUH/ R.&M. Love, and you came and met us at the ./ After Mike's little sister walking through Forest Park./ We thanked Wanted: A tall male, long golden hair, with a (from the b-ball game) God it wasn't dark./ As we sit here skipping strong muscular build. Must be a dominant ice stage crewJWe wanted you to know we were hockey player. Other qualities must include: Robert Arthur, Jr. thinking of youj Pondering over our times modesty, humility, and low self-image. Saturday, June 18, 1994 togetherJ We only hope you'll be with us Reply: I am 17 y.em old, I drive an I-ROC, and Catherine Sean forever. I have perfect muscle tone with 1.76% body Bien amicalement, fat. I am very modest. Call me. Trent- C.F. etM.M. ! love you so much. My life would be Happy Valentine's Day to all my telephone empty without you. I, too, hope our love lasts Dear SLUH volunteers, friends at SLUH. "Be happy, don't worry." forever. XOXOXO Poker is passive! Cynthia Your CJ Sweetheart Hany To my darling Scootch, Dear Lensbothe, HeyGoofl Thoughyoumaytalkfwmy,dressfunny, Greetings from Las Vegas! You better make this one last a while comb your hair fwmy ... well. that's not the Dan Dierdorf cause I don't know any more "Stephanies.,! point I'm your mother, and I just want you to Luv from your fave CJ cousin! know 1 will always be there for you. Who chooseth me shall get what many men Love, Mom desire. Who chooseth me shall get as much as Hey! to the stinkin' conservative from the CJ he deserves. Who chooseth me must give or liberals! "Buddie", hazard all he hath. 0 , these deliberate fools! The marriage is over, but I hope we stay When they do choose. They have the wisdom Mr. Aylward: friends. · ,.---, by their wit to lose. We all know that you hate Chesterfieldi­ Faithfuily yours, Dee Dee ans/ Even though they still are Americans./ Dear PaulK., The above lines are extremely wierd;/ There­ UeyMac, Though iny sister didrl't continue, I have fore, I will stop my rhyme here. You've been gone a long time/ Won't a knack, for picking up her slack. See you next year, you be my Valentine. Love, Emily Kertz The junior class Love, Tammy '.

24 o/a{entines AJ. DearPN, Sa aking lruya Angelo, You remain in my heart/ But we must be You guys really are the best. Aho ay masaya na tayo ay mag-kailigan. apart/ I will remember you always! I luv ya. STUCO c/o Mark Gunn, Quotes Editor Aho ay masaya nin na ikan ay kasali sa musi­ Lynn cal. Tayang dalowa ay kailangan swnayao na Dear Mark, magkasaboy para makita mila na tayong mi­ Hey Republican brat, Thanks. You know, you really should norities ay magaling. rn work on my legs ifyou build up your change your title to "President." After all, Ang paboritong monj malut na kepatid, shoulders. Only kidding! How about a bad­ you're the president of the school, including Pebs minton match; your court or mine? the Prep News. All my luv, Red-haired brat PN Dear Mark, ·I love you and always will! J'aime tu! To Peter P~umbo, Kevin G.- Don't get too0 jealous of Wally! Good night · I'm so glad wewenttomydancetogether You're a really special person! Here's sweetheart well it's time to go! ! and danced the night away. I'll cherish the hoping you get well soon! Love alw.ays, Lauren evening forever. Your kiss was worth 1000 K.G. P.S. Get rid of your cold, quick! dreams'. I'll love you forever. L.O'Brien Mary-Beth Vince, Roses are Red/ Violets are Blue/ Th.is To a German guy/ With a Russian flair/ Mike Cleary, . crazy ctriver/ Is crazy 'bout you! Great friends like you/ Are extremely rare! I Want you now/ tomorrow won't do/ A. Fox ·there's a ye&rning inside/ and it's showing Dear Nate, lhrough/ reach out your hands/ and except my Roses are brown/ like Angela's hait;/ Dear Teresa, love/ I want you now. Marva is crying/"There's mice mlhere ."/To Every day I spend with you I feel as My heart is aching/ my body is burning/ a sexy Eiffel Tower/ And an Australian mate/ though my life is much mor.e fullfilled with my hands are shaking/ my head is turning/ you I'd just like to sayJ"Draw four, Nate!" happiness, joy, and of course love. I haven't understand/ it's so easy to choose/ we've got Love, Winnie told you lately. but I love you more and more , . time to kiD/ we've got nothing to loose/ I want every day and with this love comes warmth, you now. J.L. compassion. and understanding. I will all ways --Depeche Mode A friend ofyours dates Kelly P ./although .be there for you-don't ever forget it! Love Uatons, I am "known", I doubt you know me/ I attend B.T. Happy Valentine's Day Colleen XOXOXO an all girl's school. we dress all in plaid/ On P.S. will you be my Valentir.e? Jan. 6, a winter dance we had/ At this dance Pete, Tommy P. sang "sweet home"/ Lynyrd turned Susan Eel, I'm So- lucky to be going out with a in his grave saying ''To.m.leave italone"/Your To tell you the truth, with words I'm not "SLUH"boy like you. You're the sexiest male polo playing bud, Milce, was there tDo/ But great./ I get kind of nervous when we really performer I know, and you mean a lot to me. unless I'm mistaken, I didn't see you/ John talk. to each.other./ But in the one-and-a-half Happy Valentine'.s Day. take a ~ess- any at allJ But hopefully you 'ss months since oiir first date,/ I've come to Loveya, L. guess me before Marquette in the fall. realize I want you and no other. Lov.e 1 · . Be my Valentine. Mike Dear Mark Gunn, I loved you more than Greg & Torn. To #19 (V. Soccer) scs. Luv,Jabez After alllhat we've been through/ It's I'd love to edit your headlines; or I could great to be back together, me and you/ The help you v,oitb your articles. Anytime you want Hey Monahan, . dates we'vehadhave becnrealgreat/Let's just to go to press, I'm willing to publish. · Uh ya, that's another thing, those Valen­ try to stay in this state/ Chicago would be nice JAW tines. Uh ya, that dog ju:;t won't hunt in this to see/ But Lambert Field still appeals to me/ forest. AGHHH. Thanks for all the sweet things you do/ How Dear LaUra, 4th~riod did I ever live without you? I'd just like to say that I had a great time LOve, U-Know-Who at the dance- even though the band was a Mike D.,' disaster; thanks for going with. me. I'd really You're the greatest! I love you and al­ Dear Mr. Lynch, like to see you again. How 'bout that con~ ways will! Ob, you're sexy! Peace (for a while). eh? Love,AmyW. Beau l · f '· ·.; M.E., There oni::e was.a yoUng man named JamesJ DearBG, Hello· baby, what cari I sayJ Have your- To whom cursing naturally carne./ He cursed I'm sick.of reading and editing Valen­ self a happy V-Day. · · up a storm, corrupted the normJ And now tines, so I WOn't WJite one. I hope you undei- . S.C. we'll ne'er be the same. i*@# you fun. stand. · '· P.N. Ed. .

., . Features 3 Serving Otfiers anc£ Ourse{ves '89 88 SLUH students donate blood Paul Kwiatkowski back meekly raise his band. I cut off the The second Red -sponsored Nintendo story, and I immediately tried to Blood Drive of the year took place on Hi-Step get the boy to respond. He seemed really Tuesday, February 7th. My experience with Senior Project nervous as he talked about how someone Eighty-eight faculty members, jWI· was spiritually rewarding for me. My tried to get him to smoke cigarettes. As it iors, and seniors donated one pint of their project was working in the Hi-Step pro-­ turned out, this was the most relevant precious blood, falling short of the goal of gram. Hi-Step is a project in which high story that we heard. It was very inspiring 110 pints. About fifteen prospective 00. school students teach lessons about drug to hear that this kid had realized the scope nors were not allowed to give due to and alcohol prevention to grade school· of the peer pressure that wa'i placed upon sickness or recent measle vaccinations. ers. The theory behind Hi·Step is that a him. Although the number of donors was ~teem be student with high self will less Working on Hi·Step was very re· seven more than the total for the Blood likely to try drugs and alcohol. Peer pres. warding for me because I developed as I Drive in November, the sum was still sure was a key subject in our lessons. listened to the responses of the studen!S. . disappointing. Senior Erik Siebel·Spath and I taught What they said to me was that Erik and I This sparse turnout, however, did not fourth, fifth and sixth graders at four made a difference in their lives. I saw this dampen the spirits of those who did give. schools: MaryQueenofPeace, StGeorge, in the relevance of their responses ar1d Senior donor Mike Huber said, "It was Most Precious Blood, and Mary through their actions. more fun than being suspended." Magdalene. These were the easiest grades I wish that when I was in grade school, EdBamidge to teach because the students accepted I had someone come to me and teach in the what they are being taught without being way that I had the opportunity to teach as cyr.ical as seventh and eighth graders. these kids. Our first lesson was very difficult. We were very nervous as we tried to hold Four Speechbills reach finals the attention of an entire fourth grade Four members of SLUH's Speech­ class for an hour but were relieved when bills have qualified for this year's Chris­ the fourth grade class stood up atattention .tian Interscholastic Speech League fmals, and Said, "Welcome Paul and Erik. We to be held on March 5th at St. M:ary's in are glad you have come to our class! .. O'Fallon. St. Louis' only weekly high As it turned out, teaching wasn't so Finalists are selcted by dropping the bad. Little kids naturally look up to high two lowest scores of thier six competi­ school newspaper school students. Our first lesson was about tions this year. The competitors with the NEWS EQI'fQg: Brian Walsh friendship. The thing that was surprising five highest scores are eligible for finals. SPORIS EDllPRS: Jim Wessling, was Lite kids' crazy stories. In the Extemporaneous category, MikeZerega I remember one story about a kid's senior Casey Flynn and junior Mike ASSISIANI NEWS EDITOR: Aaron brother who purportedly jumped off a 200 Henroid, whoendedupwitllscoresof345 Schlafly . foot tall cliff. But most of the stories did and 334 (out of 400), and are ranked fEADJRES DIRECtoR: Made Sexton relale to lesson plan. fourth and ftfth, respe.ctively. Sophomore 00Im STAfF: Dave Blankenship, I would like to reflect on an incident Chris Cuddfuee, who scored 386 points, is Chris Boyd, Chris Bro'\\-11, Rob Cooper, that happened during ofone ofour lessons ranked third in the Humorou.."/Serious Matt Haffner, Chris Schlanger at St. George. Most of our lessons were Interpretation division going into fir.als. REPORTERS: Ed Bamidge, Jeff response-oriented, which means we would The only Speechbill member ranked first Commings, Rob Fischer, Matt Gunn, ask open questions that would relate to in his division is junior Chris Brown in the Gerard Hempstead, Brandon Klink, our particular topic. One boy always sat Prose category, with a score of 397 out of Paul Kwiatkowski, John Ryan, Dominic quietly in the back of the class. The two 400. As for team rankings, SLUH ended Smith. teachers asked Erik ·and me to call on this the season ranked sixth, below last year's miSI£: Dave Blankenship, Jon kid, but we did not want to embarrass him. fmal ranking 'of third. Goo~ · · The lesson for that day dealt with All who compete in finals receive ART D!RECTQR: Angelo Directo peer pressure. In the course ofour lesson, some award for their efforts, but Speech­ (.\RTISJS: Bob Schmelzle as I listened to a story about one student's bill coach Mr. Tom Chmelir has strong . COMPUTER CONSULTANI: Mr. Nintendo and how· everyone wanted to feelings that the team will do fairly well Bob Overkamp play it, suddenly I saw the silent kid in the with the members it has going to fmals. MQD:ijRATQR:Mr. James Raterman. Hockeybills warm up for CBC with three wins The Icebills nailed down three victo- Hanneke netted one not long after, mak- DeSmet bounces ries over the past week and head into the ing the score 9-4. During the time remain- playoffs next week with a 13-7-1 record. ing in the game, W!!. Busenhart gave the Basketbi lis This past Friday night, when most Jr. team members who had two goals in the The varsity Basketbills fell to Billikens were at DeSmet, the Icebills game the opportunity to get the hat. DeSmet last Friday after leading the took on the Vikings of Francis Howell. Howell scored only once more before fust half but on Tuesday demolished Although Brian Driemeyer put the Bills Cho capitalized on his opportunity and the St. Mary's Dragons, making their on top eariy in the first period, the Jr. Bills chalked up his fusthat Irick of the season. record 15-5. played sluggish, allowing the Vikings to The flnal score was 10-5. The Basketbills traveled to DeS­ ~e the game at 1-1. Garret O'Connell In Saturday night's game against St. met High School last Friday to chal­ tipped a shot past the Howell goalie, but Mary's, the Icebills came out a little over- lenge the third ranked Spartans. Ac­ the Vikings quickly knotted the score at 2 confident. As a result, St. Mary's got on cording to Coach Maurer, the team ~ue to the Bills lack of bustle. The ac- theboardrlJ'Stonapenaltyshotitacquired needed to contain the Spartans and not tt~ was end-to-end throughout the first after one of its men had been pulled down let them control the play early in the period, and there were several penalties on a breakaway. HoweYer, that would be game. The Basketbills stuck to the on both teams, but neither team could its only goal of the game. Captain Brian game plan, outscoring the Spartans 18- capitalize on its power plays. Finally, 8 in the fust period and sending the Jr. with just minutes left to go in the first, Bills' faithful into a frenzy of excited Brandon Cho took a loose puckfrom deep hope. Unfortunately. it was not tO be. inside Jr. Bill territory, skated around In the second period DeSmet several Howell players, and drove in on pressed very hard and started to break goal for his rrrst tally of the evening. The the Jr. Bill momentum. The Basketbills momentum quickly shifted again, and the still held a 29-26lead at halftime, but Vikings once again tied the game. The the Spartans were closing. period ended in a 3-3 tie. The third period saw the In the second period, the Icebills Basketbill's downfall as the Spartahs realized they were in a game and decided outscored them 20-9 and dominated the to start playing some hockey. SLUH play. SLUH appeared rattled. controlled the tempo of the second period The fourth quarter added insult to ArtDIRECTO with a streak ofgoals by BrianDriemeyer, injury as the Jr. Bills managed only 4 Tom Dunn, Garret O'Connell, and Bran­ Driemeyer blasted a game tying rocket points and lost 63-42. don Cho. Later in the period, the Vikings past the St. Mary's goolie forthefinalgoal In the first period, "We played managed one unanswered goal off sopho­ of the period. · perfect basketball for us," Coach Mau­ more netminder Chris B~senhan. Busen­ Just minutes into the second period, rer stated. "DeSmet is a very good team hartmade some difficult saves and played juniorChrisHenroidhussledaroundabig and they just moved up to a higher level welL St. Mary's defender to net his rrrst of the of play (in the second half) which we Going into the third period leading night Later, captain Driemeyer netted his could oot reach." by a score of7-4, the Jr. Bills were enjoy­ second tally of the night with a nifty move Last T~esday the Basketbills trav­ ing themselves in this "fun.. game. Coach that confused· the StMary's goalie. eled ~ the Dragon's pit to take on St. Busenhart played four lines to give some In the third. play was pretty much Mary's and gained their 15th victory. "swingers" a little ice time, and they all controlled by the Jr. Bills, and the Bills "The game went pretty much as I did a fine job. again played with four lines. Defenseman planned," said Coach Maurer, for the Senior Gerard Hempstead increased Troy Watson wristed a shot past the Jr. Bills beat the Dragons 72-60 to up SLUR's lead with a blast from just inside screened St. Mary netminder while on a their record to 15-5. the Howell blue line, and freshman Don See Hockey, pageS See Basketbills, page S Sports 5 Hockey opportunities, but neither could cash in. game ended at 3-2. The period finally ended 1-0 in Clayton's The Icebills fmished their season at (continued from page 4) favor. 13-7-1. Playoffs begin this weekend. The power-play. Towards the end of d1e final Tom LaBarge, who's been playing tentative schedule is Saturday night and period, Henroid slid the puck into the St. heads-up hockey lately, sunk a shot past a Monday night in a · two game series Mary's net just after being knocked down baffled Clayton goalie to open up the against CBC. . 10 his Scott Zone added another knees. second period scoring. The goal gave the Gerard Hempstead goal, and Driemeyer completed his hat­ Icebills a burst of energy, and the check­ trick to end the game at 7-1. ·· ing became more intense. The Jr. Bills On Monday night, the Icebills played forechecked Clayton very hard in the their final regular season game ofthe year beginning of the period. leading to Basketbills against Clayton, a team that was rumored SLUH' s second goal. Derek Fleig nailed (continued from page 4) to be an even match for SLUH. The rumor the shot on a nifty feed from LaBarge. Pat McCool led the offense in the proved trueastheJr. Bills won an exciting As the period went on, the Jr. Bills fust period as he soored8. Mark Babka 3-2game. started to let down a little, but some good followed with 5 points as the Jr. Bills Oayton came out early and took goal-tending by Jason Robb kept Clayton took a 17-12 lead in just 8 minutes. advantage of the Bills' chronic slow scoreless. With minutes to go in the pe­ The second period tightened up as starts, scoring a good goal mid-way into riod, senior Gerard Hempstead picked up the Basketbills outscored the Dragons the fust period. Action was fast and furi­ only 2 for a 34-27 halftime lead. ous; but, the Jr. Bills took the brunt of the a loose puck deep in Clayton's zone, and tucked the puck behind the out-of-posi­ McCool again led the scoring as he beating and failed to dish out many body 6. JJ. Ossola added 4. checks of their own. However, the Jr. tion goalie, making the score 3-1. The third period was a nail-biter, but In the third period the Basketbills Bills were not dominated bytheirpumped opened up the offense, pounding the the Jr. Bills allowed only one goal and the up opponents. Both teams had a wealth of Dragons 21-9 for the quarter. Sean Meara and Jeff Bridges headed the scoring with 8 and 5 respectively. Swim bills prepare for All-Catholic Sitting on the 55-36 lead, the Jr. The Swimbill team, slightly depleted his winning streak, while Ted Baudendis- by illness, returned to FPCC Tuesday tel, Dave Dimarco, Erick Weber. and aftemoon for the fmal bome"meet of the John Sampson tooksecondin.the400free season. Despite strong swimming from relay. The Aquabills were hoping this the Bills, the Clayton Greyhounds won by relay would give them to win the narrowest of scores, 85-84. the meet, but the total fell one point short. . The team compiled several first and With the loss of a couple of swimmers to second place finishes with many close illness, the Aquabills suffered a loss to a races. The meet started out well with a first place finish in the 200m medley relay (Ray Taddeucci, Sean Clancy, Jeff Com­ mings, and Erick Weber.) Ted Baudendistel followed with a second place fmish in the 200m freestyle. Jeff Commings won the 200m 1M and Dave Bills let up a little in the final period ''Granite" DiMarco took fust in the 50m and St. Mary's netted 24 of their own freestyle. to the Jr. Bills 17. "We went up and In diving, the three Aquabills Joe then laid off, and they started to catch Craft, Tom Tretter, and Chris Evans upalittle,"CoachMaurercommented. placed 1-2-3 due to the lack of Clayton Pat McCool was the high scorer divers. Joe Craft and Tom Tretter quali­ with 18 points, Sean Meara followed fied for state. with 15, and Mark Ba~ added 9. In the lOOm fly, Dave DiMarco team they were expecting to ~t. Kevin Baunian scored only 4, but placed 2nd. Erick Weber took fust in the The last dual swim meetofthe year is conlributed 10 assists to the win. againstChaminade. Then it is off to 500m freestyle with a time of 5:37. Ted today Tonight the Basketbills will play Baudendistel took second in the lOOm the All-Catholic Conference and the state Pattonville in our gym. at 7:30. back stroke with a time of 1:03.71. In the meet. Dominic Smith lOOm breaSt, Jeff Commings continued Jeff Commings and Brandon Klink _6 ______~s~~ ~s --getting a D' a'::ga::rin;:-----.L-:ett~e:::r:-:;;#4r::------THESLUH Like to help, might not be able 1demand to know the identity of SPORTS MACHINE to. Try losing your gum; B-baseba/1 the children responsible for the a weekly wrap-up of SLUH sports practice is cancelled, .aQaiD.. horrid Valentine to my daughter hosted by Mark Sexton, Chris Sch­ Wrestling Margo? langer, Rob Fischer, and E. J. Junior Varsity The tetter appears as follows: (received as compensation from the The grapplers lost to Webster Groves Roses are red/ violets are blue/ We Phoenix Canlinals for free agent Rob 47-16 last Thursday and defeated St. would like you to know/ .that we Cooper). Clair 45~23 on Tuesday. disfike you:... We leave you now/ Policy of TSSM: ffi&hlis;hts: Junior Joe Santos got the with soma good advice/ for or.ce in quick pin against St. Clair, pinning his your 'life/ try to be nice. -from all of Concerning the Class of 1990: opponent 28 seconds into the first us TSSM pledges to concern itself with round. We apologize for the m;stake, but sports here at SLUH, summarizing The team opens up district play this we thought it was another of Wade all SLUH sports events. There can weekend, en route to the State Champi- Bogg's letters. only be success at this goal if ooship to be held in Columbia 2/16- 2/ HockeY members of the respective sports 18. Varsity (13-7-1) provide the information to some Letter #2: The Icebills defeated Francis Howell memberof the TSSM staff, or to the Alii had to do was lock at the 10~5, St. Mary's 7-1, and Clayton 3·2 in PrflP News office by Thursday morning. oover and reaUze my son had no the club's last three games of the »a.wtban. business subscribing to your regular season. publication. Cancel my subscription! Tomorrow the team faces off with Varsity (15-5) Mrs. A. . CBC in the best of two series in the first The Jr. Bill's dropped a tough We thought the picture of Brian round of the High School Playoffs, game to DeSmet, even after the Leahy shooting one-handed three- game time 7:30PM The night has been Spartans spotted the team 10 points in pointers would increase readership. designated as •·Regular Price Night" by the first quarter. The Bask:etbills We regret the error iri judgment. · assistant coach Rob K9 Fischer, rebounded with a twelve point dtrashing meaning of admittance is the same of StMary's. Swimmin& cost Varsity as the it would during the regular· Hi~hliab~: Pat McCool led the team The swim team lost to Clayton 7~75 on season. Monday the team plays game with 29 points, combined, for the two Tuesday. two of the best of two series, again at games. The team now ranks 19th in the Jm;bJigtus: Dave DiMarco won the 50m Affton, face off at 7:45 PM. Post-Dispatch rankings. freestyle, Jeff Commings won the.lOO Racquetbag Tonight the Jr. Bills take on breaststroke and 200 IM, Eric Weber The team faces DeSmet in the flJ'St Patronville in our gym at 7:30PM won the 500 freestyl~. round of the playoffs, Wednesday at Tuesday the ~ travels to Hazelwood Tonight the team spl.asbes off at South Hampshire at 3:30PM. The team Central game against the Hawks for a at Chaminade against the Flyers at 4 PM defeated the Spartans 4·3 earlier in the 8PM. · in the team's last dual-meet of the season. B-Team (13·7) ~n. Letter#S: Lost to DeSmet 46-45 Letter #3: What did the gentlemen of Defeated St. Mary's 64-41. What was the meaning of that TSSM think about my press confer- The B-team precedes the varsity funny symbol printed next to (rob)• ence last evening? against Pattonville and Hazelwood in last weeks issue? your president Central. Game times·are 6PM and 6:30 PM. It is an integral, and it always B.ilk.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZf As for the comedy, we've de~ is a lot offun. Matt Wienke finished first in the cided to drop that aspBct of the Junior Division of the Sectional Rifle TSSM format.------­ Bowlina- (4-2) Match. Paul Kwaitk:owski fmishr.d third PSYCHE! Varsity in rifle and second in pistol. Mr. Becvar's bowlers finished season Letter#6: How do we know these are real letters to TSSM: with a defeat at the hands of St. Mary's, letters? Letter#1: 24-11. The team will wait two weeks I'm struggling In Mr. Anderson's They are not. before beginning the championship Matt Gunn-ism o' the week class, but. I really do like the guy. tournament. Can you help? about the Billy Ripkin 'X~rated' card: "I never meant for Billy Ripken to pick up Brad Hellwig's bat." rrfte 1989 Prep 9{g_ws .o/a{entine 'Ec£ition 7 Jeff Jolmson - Thanks for letting me in~ite myself to the dance. Cindi.

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Mike, Bobby, I'm glad we mei. even if it was in a I'm waiting. DearTomD., warehouse full of . We've had some good Laura Happy Valentine's Dayll'm glad for all times, like our park adventures, and some bad the time we spent together. I don't know quite ones (You know !mean "Tuesday"). It's beerl where it all ended, but I hope we stay close. I a fun two months (almost). FOR PETE'S still care about you and that will never change. SAKE, keep in touch. Hope we can go out Have fun in your secOnd play! somewhere SOQn! (Don'tever forget about our Love, J.J.D.M. little sewer rat$!) Love always, Amy Kevin and Matt Gunn, Roses are red.! Violets are'blueJWe're Kevin, always smilingJ When we'r~ around you! I can't believe it was a whole year ago S.G.C. that I was a little freshman all excited because I got a Prep News Valentine from a big junior. Jonathan- Well, here you are, fmishing up your senior ! hope you read this note from me/ I think year! Hard to believe that next month is the you're a real cute sweetie/ I hope to get to two-year "Moses" anniversary! I'll miss you know you betterJ so call me when you receive somuchnextyear.ThanksforEVERYTIIINGI this letter. Love, Amy Love Y ~ Carrie o/a{entines 9 Julie, To My Ann Marie, Voyageurs: Gosh. you're swelL Roses are Red/ Violets are Purple/ And I Greetings from da WVE BURGERt Marc love you! (Original, isn't it?) "Big"Bri CarrieN., StuCo I want you to know that you mean a lot to Enough humor. Get us a Band for prom. Jeff, me. Happy Valentine's Day. The Seniors I'm sorry Love, Pat G. Joyce Querida Loti, c. c .. (Con la musica de la cancion. "Venecia'') Yes boys. I can cook! (&I have very good Before I met you, I was sad and blue/But "Yo estoy contento bailar contigoJ Muchisi· · taste, thank u) the happiness I feel now is because of you. I mas gracias por yendo conmigo,/ Con hablar a devoted (?) Sports Wrap reader, love you. Be mine. tanrapidoylamalabanda,/Yjugandotriviaen Hearher (HB) S.C. la salaJ Espero Ia noche no fue unJ CON­ AZOJ W1 CONAZO, ..." Dear Heather, L.K.D., En serio, Loli, aunque la banda no fueron The stove, the stove the stove is on . We have spent many a much and more Los Hombres G, me diverti mucho. Con tu We don't want no water; let the da__ thing times together;/ The days, weeks, and months cara somiendo y tus bailes que nos ensenaste burn! ·passing sweetly byJ Sharing our feelings with hiciste la noche muy especial. M~ alegro que Devoted Wrap Man each other,/ Our relationship is never old or tu conozco y tu primero baile formal fue dry./Like a rose in the sun, never to wither;/ So ronmigo. Dear Liz, be our love for one another, never to die./ Un abrazo, Angelo Roses are RedJ Violets are blueJI'dlove Together, always and foreverj You and I. to say something really incredibly romantic/ J.M.M.D. Hey Stacey! but a rountless number of drooling Wlder­ YourjeepisredJYourbeltis bluej After classmen will read this, so I'll tell you later. DearSTUCO, Matt and JimJ You can tally up two./Though An overwhelming amount of love You guys are greaL How about a phone? the band was real bad,/ And the weather as and affection. Tim. PN wellJThe group dance we did/ Made the night really swell./ Even though you go to VillaJ Hi! Kev, Dan Hagrman: Along with Barb and Jackie too,/ We're ex­ Hope you have a wonderful Valentine's LEAVE US AWNE!! pecting your call. Day! Thanks for always being there and far all -All the guys at SWH the fun times we've had! Vannessa, P.S.-2 down. 218 to go! Jen Although I may not always show it, I'm really glad we became friends. Dear Angelo, To the most wonderful, outstandingly human John Your bow tie was cute/ We were all so person. who is beyond perfection. Matt~ I imprt>ssed./ So nice of your mother/ To help even need to say this is for you? Frank Marlo:- · yougetdressed./Wewerealsosurprised/That -Debbie Leave us, ICON! you got anicedate./But when you wrote us the poemJYoumadeusirate./YoumaybeWlcer­ Querido Roberto, Trevor L. & Kathy, tain/ How offended we werej So we wrote this Te amo mas que ayer y menos que man­ 2 yrs. and going strong. Way to go. Happy rebuttalJ Just to make sure. ana. Tu eres el amor de mi vida. V-Day! Youhadfunatthedance/Sosocial, that's Srta. Playa Cupid you./ But about your dancingJ Come on. get a clue./ We like all your drawings,/ They make Haitian Bob, Trev'or, a great caper./ But all those lndianbills--1 Are you still in the dark after almost 3 2 ye