rrp Nrmn THE WEEKLY NEWSPAPER OF ST. LOUIS U. HIGH !220 couples packed tlle auditorium for Volume 53, Number 22 Friday, February 10, 1989 last weekend's Sno-Ball. Happy Valentine's Day! Sno-Ball rolls with record crowd Sno-Ball '89. "The Kinder, Gentler extremes. STIJCO President Mark Gunn Dance,"lived up to its name and was the gave the band a thumbs up because "they most sucessful SLUH winter dance in were original, energetic, and they all history. looked very pretty. " Junior Brad Hellwig The mammoth crowd of approxi­ gave a contrasting opinion, claiming that mately 220 couples huddled into the "it sounded like they were playing the auditorium for an evening of walking, same song over and over again. Also, they dancing, and reminiscing. Some expressed were a little heavy on the bass." Everyone disappointment about the decorations, seemed to agree, however, that the lead which seemed more appropriate for a singer bore an uncanny resemblance to Valentine's Day theme than the Sno-Ball the now grizzled-faced '88 SLUH grad, Dance. Last year's giant Billiken snow­ Dan Scheiber, who, strangely enough, man and smaller Billiken ice sculpture wasn't seen anywhere Saturday night were sorely missed. The decorations, In the absence of Mr. Art Zinsel­ however, did not interl'ere with the atmos­ meyer, Mr. Steve Brock acted as discipli­ phere, which was ripe with jollity and narian, and, by the end of the evening, he The Jargestooever PN Valentine edition gaiety. earned the title "The Enforcer." He grace­ begins on page 7. Reviews of the band, The Uncon- fully handled both major problems he scious, were mixed, with critics at both See SNO, page 2 Area residents gather, express concerns Hurricane relief SLUR's neighbors gathered with disperse until a lady displayed a pistol, several faculty members and students on students who continually taunt dogs and drive underway Tuesday, January 31, to discuss what they throw food on private property, a robbery Members of the SLUHcommunity see as problems in the vicinity of the victim who assured a neighborhood wit- · are gathering materials to aid Nicara­ school. Themeetjng was scheduled by the ness that nothing had happened, students guan victims of last fall's Hurricane NeighbomoodSubcommitteeoftheNorth who drive at unsafe speeds and verbally Joan.Mr.JohnMuellerandMs.Suzanne Centtal evaluation Justice Committee. insult neighbors, a man who was racially Renard are leadingtheeffort.andmem­ Topics discussed included the insulted by SLl.JH students, and students bers of the Spanish I classes are pitch­ school'sperceptionoftheneighborhood, who park on Lawn and rut:Iely refuse to ing in to add their effort to the drive. student behavior before and after school, move when asked, while school sources · On October 22nd and 23rd. Hurri­ the lack of security guards in the area, the threaten to tow neighborhood cars parked caneJoan tore through much ofCentral possibility of meetings between students on the school lots. America, leaving a broad path of de­ and residents, the recent robberies, park- Neighbors expressed their most in- . struction in its wake. Nicaragua was ing problems, and the relationship be- tense concern about the school's plans for among the countries damaged, and pre­ tween school and neighborhood in the the boarded-up residences it owns in the liminary figures list the number ofdead past. neighborhood. Several at the meeting an<hnissing at 315, and the homeless at The neighbors expressed particular called for a clear statement of the school's over 300,000. Damage is estimated ~t concern about several incidents, includ- motives. $828 mill~on. Unlike the other coun- ing a post-football crowd that refused to See NEIGHBORS, page 1 See TOOLS, page 2 . ' 10 'llafen tines To Bridget K.., Trent Sidelar. To: Mike Jolmson & Bobby Bryant You dope! Won't you ever get it? He 1 was going to send in the paper that Niki I just wanted to say "Hi!" I hope you guys doesn't like you! If you were normal you and Mary wrote! But they would both "blush are having an awesome time! See you guys wouldn't even look at him. But alas, you're to death", so insteaci...J Live long and play later! not So you do. He's weak and scrawny! He ping pong/ Happy Valentine's Day! Your friend, Emaloo at CJ treats you like the matter the earth is made of! Love, Maureen No, it's not carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen­ I know a guy named Jim/ Who is really nice./ it's dirt. Dump the slug! Your friend, "Stud". Bryan Walker, He's a great friend and/ gives great advice./ I I think you're sexy and I love you! just wanted to say/ I hope be has a very Happy Love, Boo Valentine's Day! Thanks again for being a great friend. Joe Kramer, Lisa We need you, we want you, we worship you!!! You're such a god. Holy cats, babe! Dear Danny Wesley- Lust and LUV, We want you. BI &MB &LL St. Joseph's Academy To Chris: Dear Anne- Hey cutie, what's up? I miss not being in Have a great Valentine's Day, and never the same class at school with you. You've forget about me. always made me laugh. I'm real glad we're Love, Me still friends and talk on the phone still. Keep in touch and don't change./ Happy Valentine's Day! Dear Kelly- I love ya, Debbie Schoennerr There's no one else I'd rather spend Valentine's Day with. I think about you all the To Kris Sanheinrich: To the Big "P" time. I really like you a lot,/To that there is no You are sooo gorgeous!/ Please be my Love, J.J. doubt./ If you'd look and see what I've gotJ Valentine!/ I knew you would. Thingsmightjustworkout./Youdon'thaveto Lots of love and smooches, Jeanne, look hardJ I've always been therej Take a Pumpkin Let go.. Let go ... LET GO! good look around,/ And I'll show you I care!/ Love, Ted Happy Valentine's Day! Anne Marie, . Love, My thankfulness for the past 2 years are Dear Lens, A secret admirer at U .A. that surpassed only by my growing love and friend­ You were never !hat close! you know. ship I have for you. Love, Alayne Happy Valentine's Day, darling ToKurtK. To L.L., Loopy. Twinkie The Rebel We seeea<:h other in the play/ And I think Je T'aime/ Je T' aime/ Je T'aime of you every day/ You don't know me but I Love,33 Dear Mike E. knowyou/ljustwishyouhadaclue/Youmust I want you to know that you are a good know you have it all! Good looks, good build, L.W. of IWA (Bippity Boppity Boo!) friend, and I always enjoy talking to you. I just and very tall/ I really wish you weren'tso shy/ This Valentine comes/ To you from a wish there was some way we could get to know Because I really want you, Big Guy friend,/ And on this Valentine's Day/ I just each other better. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Your Admirer wanted to say .../ Forget ALL your troubles/ You know my ntunber, or at least your sister Forget ALL your cares, and/ Have FUN! does, if you ever need a friend. To KB (The plumber in T&C) Signed. Yours always, Anna C. Hi! I know not right now. Thanks for One who cares everything! Doyouknowwhat?"Asyouwish," Dear Mike F. he said to the princess. Yes, I do. Hey, what's To:SW Thanks for being Dave's mentor! · that you were going to ask me on Feb. 7? Ya! Never mess with the Theocratic Trinity./ KB Sure! When? The End From DS (The guy with the sink prob­ Love (That's a "tipoff') Hey yo Grant! lem) The trio I would like to say/That I hope you have P.S. Where's Chuck. A. Wille farm? a/Happy Valentine's DayJI'm gladlmet you/ To: Snake (Sean Fitzgerald) and I think you're fme./ I hope you will be To Marie}, Happy Valentine'sDayi/Willyou be my mine! Have a great · Valentines Valentine? Love, day! II!!!!! l!! l!!!! !I!!! !I!!!!! From: Isabella & Ruttiana (Cindy J.) Shelby's sister The Dad _______tM.;;..._a;;..;_;;f....;:;;..;en ;_tines 11 Leslie P.• SmiJe! God Loves you! Marc, Where are my cloves? In the summer we met, and things were We have made it for 3 months so far. I Love.RobM. great/ Almost every night we had a date/ We don't think we need to talk to that guy named enjoyed one another • that's what we found/ Jude.Becausewegoteachother. Wehavehad Dear Daniel West, But I didn't know that HE was still around/ a lot of great times in the past, and 1hope there Love, peace, and hannony makes this During June and July I had a great time/ But will be a lot more. Marc, you are great! I look world go 'round. Free yourself. Insecurity then you went and broke that fragile heart of up to·you so much. You have helped me in so isn't worth its price. mine/ For a while we parted and nothing was many ways. I love you a lot. -Wise Sage said/ And for a while I prayed HE would drop Jewels dead/ How it started again I don't remember/ Our Goddess Miss Keeper, But we were best friends by late September/ Keith Moellering, We worship you and adore you. May We began to get serious, so you put HIM back Roses are Red/ Violets are Blue/ Deer your heavenly body and radiance be an inte­ in his place/ then again after a while you Cree}c was busted/ What'll you do? grated, significant part of our humble lives.