MTL201 Evangelium Andreii
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“When I eat a banana and it happens to be enchanted, I got super powers by chance.” -Andrew MTL201 Evangelium Andreii 2 Table of Contents Foreward ................................................................................................................................................................... 4 Yes, these are more quotes... .................................................................................................................................... 5 The Many Senses of “Spicy” .................................................................................................................................... 6 Immersion Through Metal ...................................................................................................................................... 10 The Fake Peloponnesian War ................................................................................................................................. 14 A Rusty Life ........................................................................................................................................................... 17 Food Fights: Spike and History .............................................................................................................................. 20 "Ruth's Posse" Swoops Into Lander: Who Are They Really? ................................................................................ 23 Ruthie’s Family ...................................................................................................................................................... 26 Student Detained at TAC: Escapes ......................................................................................................................... 28 Nemec Report Released .......................................................................................................................................... 29 Holmes Theology Recounts .................................................................................................................................... 30 Dress-code and Fashion: Collaboration? ................................................................................................................ 30 A Message from Everett ......................................................................................................................................... 31 Milligans Now An Endangered Species Says WCC Nature Club .......................................................................... 32 WCC Finally Adds Adversity Scoring to Admissions ........................................................................................... 33 WCC Acquires Catholic Familyland in $534 Million Deal ................................................................................... 35 Your Guide to the WFR Course ............................................................................................................................. 35 A Computer Wrote This ......................................................................................................................................... 37 Google Introduces Fe-Mail ..................................................................................................................................... 38 Cardinal’s “Innovative Solution” the same as WCC Student’s .............................................................................. 39 Dangerous Disorder Spreading? – Sufferers “Condemned” By Mobs ................................................................... 40 Sponsored Pre-Mass Announcements .................................................................................................................... 40 Philosophy 403: Philosophy of Life and Death ...................................................................................................... 41 Coffee Dipping May Be Addictive Warns New IIT Report ................................................................................... 41 WCCLE 5 Members Come Out About The Real Story – 8 months later ............................................................... 42 Proposal to Make Crux into a Saloon Gaining Traction ......................................................................................... 43 Bubbles are Now Approved Liturgical Blessing .................................................................................................... 43 New “Mean Guy” Job Created – Students Speechless ........................................................................................... 44 Attack on WCC – Reported TAC Connection ....................................................................................................... 45 Easter Vigil: Parish Discrimination Claims ............................................................................................................ 45 Hotel Vacuum Brings Joy As it Stays Found ......................................................................................................... 46 Gender Neutral Patronages: School To House Men in Dorm Consecrated to St. Scholastica ............................... 47 School Released Couple Chart With Errors ........................................................................................................... 47 Marxist Trend Concerns Spark New Freshmen Course ......................................................................................... 48 Freshmen Class Reaches Dating Parity: Lower Level of Pseudo-Dating than Expected ....................................... 48 Threats and Thefts On the Rise Amid Inter-dorm Tensions ................................................................................... 49 3 You Won’t Believe How She Got All This for Free! ............................................................................................. 49 Ban the Joe: Get Joe to Come Here ........................................................................................................................ 50 Leaks in Room C: Possible Sabotage ..................................................................................................................... 51 Liturgical Fashion Show Launches in Lander ........................................................................................................ 51 The Week: March 17th Edition – Raucous Party/Stolen Bikes/KKAA and more ................................................. 52 Recovery Efforts Begin in St. Leo’s Dormitory Following Massive Bass Drop ................................................... 53 Flashback: 2018 Fashion Protest ............................................................................................................................ 54 No more spills! ....................................................................................................................................................... 55 IIT Explains: Dormitory Options for Next Year .................................................................................................... 55 New WCC Interplanetary Branch ........................................................................................................................... 58 Ubi-Dubbi Immersion Backpacking ....................................................................................................................... 59 MTL 102: Introduction To Metal ........................................................................................................................... 59 Whether Saturday be also the Sabbath: .................................................................................................................. 61 A Short Guide to Understanding the Dating Culture At Wyoming Catholic College............................................ 62 Foreward Hi there everyone and thanks for being part of the Student rockers here at WCC. My name is Everett Polinski, the founder of Irkutsk Ice Truckers, a Sophomore Rocker, and a student here and the team and I are proud to present this collection illustrating just some of our teams 2019 work to bring metal, Andrew, spike, and more to everyone. It’s been a fun year for us and we can’t wait for you to become even more involved in the “bravest metal there is”. So read on, study the wisdom, philosophy, insights, humor, observations, and everything within these pages and become the student you were meant to be, the thinker you were meant to be, the person you were meant to be, and maybe (hopefully) a metalhead like our team. Feel free to contact us if you have any questions about our work, this book, or anything related to any of the topics we cover, Rock on my fellow student rockers, Everett Polinski The Terror Ernie Thee Bass S. Ezra Smith Everard Polinski Jeremiah Davis Smith Spoons McGee The Average Muslim Liturgist 4 Yes, these are more quotes... “No wonder everything I said sounded vaguely evil.” - Grove “It’s so fascinating sitting here and watching the human race destroy itself.” -William “Blessed child, she probably knocked someone off and took his eraser.” -Grove (to Olivia) “No pain, no gain, or as I say No pain, no pain.” -Dr. Grove “Miss Kress’s admirers came all the way from New York to wait on her ladyship.” (to Ruth) “Rational, animal, plant, and Janelle. I had to find a special category for Canadians.” “Your behavior, Mr. Urgo, reminds me of the inseparability of a billion communists carrying around “No we actually knew she had a bunch of friends: That the little red book.” (to Thomas) concert - Buy a tooth for Ruth.” -Dr.