CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, NORTHRIDGE
Joie de Vivre;
or,
A Play with a Dead Man
A thesis submitted in partial fulfillment of the requirements
For the degree of Master of Art in English,
Creative Writing
By
Karen Jessa-Lee Reed
May 2013
The thesis of Karen Jessa-Lee Reed is approved:
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Dr. Leilani Hall Date
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Professor Donna J. Marsh Date
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Dr. Rick Mitchell, Chair Date
California State University, Northridge
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Dedication
This play is for Alex, Jackson, and Abraham.
“Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit”-E.E. Cummings
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Table of Contents
Signature Page ii
Dedication Page iii
Abstract v
Joie de Vivre; or, A Play with a Dead Man 1-86
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ABSTRACT
Joie de Vivre ;
or,
A Play with a Dead Man
By
Karen Jessa-Lee Reed
Master of Art in English,
Creative Writing
At its core, Joie de Vivre; or, A Play with a Dead Man is about people coming to terms with their individual connections with both life and death. Joie de Vivre is a
Cajun term meaning “the Joy of Living,” and signifies the Cajun obsession with both life and death. This play explores the emotional after-effects of death, revealing that both the living and dead grieve. This play moves briskly through mundane routines revealing the “everyday” as something marvelous. This play follows the crumbling marriage of Fabian and Lily, and also Isaac, a dead man who leaves behind a wife and a mistress. This play mixes the absurdity of a dead man who still acts alive and the crippling emotions of sadness and jealousy. Tinged in fantasy, this play presents normal interactions as something bizarre and mysterious, exploring the possibility of exceptionality and mystery.
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Cast of Characters
FABIAN: a man in his late thirties LILY: his wife, a woman in her mid-thirties KAY: her mother, a woman in her fifties RORY: a woman in her mid-twenties TRUVY: a woman in her fifties ISAAC: a dead man in his fifties
Place
West Monroe, Louisiana
Time
Now
Set
On stage at all times there should be a small table with a picture of Isaac, framed in angel figurines, or something equally gaud to denote that this picture serves as shrine for a dead man. While only a few characters interact with the picture, the picture should always have a dominant presence on stage. All scenes require chairs, and sometimes a basic table; therefore, all scenes should be able to recycle set pieces without confusing where we are. Often, sounds (or absence of sounds) will be used to signify specific rooms/places. For example, zydeco music will always be played in Kay’s kitchen. Scenes should transition fluid-like.
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Introduction. Truvy
TRUVY enters wearing mourning attire.
She will dress in black until otherwise stated.
TRUVY
When someone dies, there’s an amount of time set aside for mourning. Problem is no one really knows how much time.
My boyfriend’s name is-my boyfriend’s name was Isaac. He was a handsome man with a sweet nature and too many teeth.
I lived in an apartment, he in a house. With his wife.
(Isaac was an asshole, you might think.)
He wasn’t consumed with lust or great passions. He was plain, drank coffee, and took out the trash.
We got on well. We were in love.
About thirty years ago, Isaac went and got himself killed. Just like that.
And here I am still stuck in veils and-and black. Black. Black. Black.
(It’s very disconcerting, you might think.)
Isaac is dead.
I don’t know how that makes him feel, but it makes me feel (beat) mad. And a little bit sad.
Lights fade to black.
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1. Lily and Kay
Kay’s Kitchen, zydeco music plays.
LILY and KAY sit at a table shelling snap beans.
ISAAC enters wearing a yellow coat.
The women do not notice.
He walks around with a sense of familiarity, and a sense of sadness.
He removes his yellow coat, hangs it on the back of a nearby chair.
He sits and eats an apple.
The women do not notice.
LILY and KAY still sit shelling snap beans.
KAY
How's Fabian?
LILY
Why you askin'?
KAY
No reason.
LILY
He's fine.
KAY
That's nice.
LILY
Fabian. Do you think he's—
KAY
Did I tell you? Ran into Mary-Pat at the Piggly Wiggly—
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LILY
I just sometimes think that Fabian might be—
KAY
And she's invited us to a party!
LILY
I don't feel like a party.
KAY
It's just for us ladies. Doesn't that sound nice?
LILY
Do you think that Fabian's a good man?
KAY
Mary-Pat is just crazy about you! And it was nice of her to invite you, seein' as you never did send her a thank-you note for those weddin' presents she sent up.
LILY
Compulsory manners—
KAY
Are never out of style.
LILY
Look, I don't want you to think-I'm not even remotely considering that Fabian's— (laughs) He has an appetite for life and I am not about to become one of those insecure wives.
KAY
Baby girl—
(motions to beans)
You best start snappin' faster; I've got to have these beans ready for tomorrow.
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LILY
(works faster)
Anyway, I've decided he isn't. This is Fabian we're talkin' about.
KAY
Tomorrow I want you to stop on by and pick up some beans for him. Poor thing is just too skinny. You don't feed him enough.
LILY
He isn't. I've decided.
KAY
You know how much Fabian likes my beans.
LILY
Fabian hates beans.
KAY
Men like beans. Everybody in the world knows that. Your Daddy loved my beans.
ISAAC lets out a small cough.
In fact, he loved everything I cooked. Isaac always did say that my cooking was his favorite thing about me.
ISAAC is overcome with coughing.
ISAAC is quiet again.
LILY
It depresses me whenever I think about it.
KAY
Then don't think about it.
LILY
All this isn't easy to live with.
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KAY
Don't you have nice things to think about?
LILY
What kind of things did Daddy say about me? He would have been fine with a daughter, right? Or…did he want a son? (long pause)
ISAAC throws his apple away and exits.
His yellow coat still hangs on the back of the chair.
KAY
Where'd you learn to snap beans? It's snap. Snap. Snap. (long pause)
LILY
I think Fabian's a good husband.
KAY
Good. You listen to me. Being a wife is easy. You feed your man and you have sex with him. That's it.
LILY
That's it?
KAY
That's it.
LILY
Well, is there room for anything else?
KAY
How come you don't like to cook?
LILY
I like to cook. I cook my own food.
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KAY
That's not the same.
LILY
Fabian gets home so late.
KAY
He eats at work?
LILY
Yes. Probably with a student.
KAY
What?
LILY
A student.
KAY
Oh—
LILY
Yes.
KAY
Well that's—
LILY
A man of his position probably shouldn't—
KAY
Well he is good looking—
LILY
Momma!
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KAY
I'm sorry.
LILY
I hate being jealous.
KAY
I'm sure Fabian doesn't want a student. He wants a housewife.
LILY
He's too peculiar for such normalcy.
Lights fade to black.
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2. Fabian and Truvy
FABIAN is sitting at desk grading papers.
There are sounds of air compressors and various other sounds heard at an auto-shop.
TRUVY enters and sits.
FABIAN does not notice.
A phone rings and rings.
TRUVY
You gonna get that?
FABIAN continues to grade papers.
Phone shuts off.
TRUVY
Professor?
FABIAN continues to grade papers.
Phone rings.
TRUVY answers.
TRUVY
Hello.
No. I'm his...I'm answering his phone.
(covering the receiver)
Do you have time to answer a quick survey?
FABIAN does not answer.
(into phone, altering voice)
Yes. I have time.
Yes.
No.
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TRUVY (cont.)
Most certainly not!
Maybe.
Fifty-seven.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Okay. Goodbye.
TRUVY hangs up.
That was fun! (laughs) It's fun assuming an identity. Except that well—(long pause) Professor?
FABIAN
(noticing Truvy)
What?
TRUVY
How are you, Professor?
FABIAN
I'm sorry. I don't recognize you. Are you in one of my classes?
TRUVY
Yes. Advanced Emissions Control. Monday/Wednesday 9:30 a.m.
FABIAN
Really?
TRUVY
I sit in the back.
FABIAN
Would you say that you sit in the back as a means to blend in with a crowd?
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TRUVY
What?
FABIAN
I don't blend in with a crowd. I tend to wear bright clothing.
TRUVY
What about at a funeral?
FABIAN
(beat) Why are you in my office?
TRUVY
I need to ask you something—
FABIAN
It's an odd habit to wear black to a funeral, don't you think?
TRUVY
I think black symbolizes mourning.
FABIAN
It does. (beat) My father-in-law died.
TRUVY
I am so very sorry to hear that.
FABIAN
He died before I knew him.
TRUVY
Oh—
FABIAN
Please, have a seat.
TRUVY shifts in her seat uncomfortably.
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TRUVY
I have a question, but I can't stay long.
FABIAN
Oh—
TRUVY
Last class, the whole time you talked about sentiment—
FABIAN
Yes?
TRUVY
Why?
FABIAN
As a professor—how old are you?
TRUVY
Excuse me?
Phone rings again.
Are you gonna get that?
FABIAN
Are you married?
TRUVY
Yes. You gonna get that?
FABIAN
I'm married, too.
TRUVY
I'm here to learn to work on cars. I want to make money.
Ringing stops.
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FABIAN
Do you find that time often slips away from you?
TRUVY
I find that others often waste my time.
FABIAN
When someone dies, do you think they still remember things?
TRUVY
Advanced Emissions Control, Monday/Wednesday 9:30 a.m. I have a question.
FABIAN
Do you like your husband?
TRUVY
We have our moments.
FABIAN
Tell me a story about him.
TRUVY
He's a big man, with big muscles. And he eats strawberry ice-cream cones on Saturdays.
FABIAN
Does he wear black?
TRUVY
At funerals.
FABIAN
You're very pretty.
TRUVY
I'm an old woman.
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FABIAN
Does it surprise you that I say that?
The phone rings.
FABIAN ignores it.
TRUVY
You gonna get that?
The phone rings again.
FABIAN continues to ignore it.
TRUVY finally answers it.
Hello?
(covers receiver with hand)
It's your wife.
FABIAN
Tell her I am busy under a lift.
TRUVY
(into phone)
He's busy under a lift.
Okay, I'll tell him.
(covers receiver with hand)
She says you forgot your lunch box.
FABIAN
Tell her I'll go out for lunch.
TRUVY
(into phone)
He's says he's going out for lunch.
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TRUVY (cont.)
Okay. I'll let him know. Goodbye.
TRUVY hangs up.
She told me to tell you that she loves you.
The phone rings.
FABIAN
Don't answer that.
Lights fade to black.
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3. Lily and Isaac, then Fabian and Rory
LILY sits drinking coffee from a paper cup.
The space is silent, as this is Lily’s thinking space.
ISAAC enters.
LILY does not know who he is.
ISAAC does not know who she is.
ISAAC
Hello.
LILY
Oh, hi.
ISAAC begins to sit.
I'm on my way to a party.
Long pause as Lily drinks her coffee.
ISAAC
Shouldn't you be leaving soon, then?
LILY
I guess.
ISAAC
You seem like an interesting person.
LILY
Oh, no. I'm normal.
ISAAC
A lot of people are.
LILY
That's true.
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ISAAC
What's your name?
LILY
Lily.
ISAAC
Lily?
LILY
Lily.
ISAAC
Lily. How's the coffee?
LILY
Good.
ISAAC
You're very quiet.
LILY
I want to be alone. (beat) Not to be rude.
ISAAC
No you don't.
LILY
Yes I do.
ISAAC
What are you thinking about?
LILY
My father.
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ISAAC
Really?
LILY
He died. A very long time ago.
ISAAC
Oh? What was his name?
LILY
Isaac.
ISAAC
Isaac?
LILY
Isaac.
ISAAC
I've heard that name before. (long pause) I'm sorry. I'm not very interesting. I just feel a little dizzy.
LILY
Dizzy?
ISAAC
And forgetful. I'm sorry, what's your name again?
LILY
Lily.
ISAAC
Oh yeah. Your name is Lily. And you're sad.
LILY
Mmm.
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ISAAC
You’re sad because your husband died.
LILY
No. My father died. (beat) My husband is having an affair.
ISAAC
Really?
LILY softly cries.
LILY
I shouldn’t be crying.
ISAAC
No, you shouldn’t.
You were invited to a party. That sounds like fun!
LILY
I don’t feel like a party.
ISAAC
Because you’re sad.
LILY
(stops crying)
No. Because I want to think. I like to sit alone and imagine my father. But nothing comes to mind, so I imagine my husband with his girlfriend.
Lights up stage right, Fabian and Rory sit drinking coffee.
LILY and ISAAC, stage left, watch.
RORY
I like seeing you here, outside of school.
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FABIAN
Did you know that my wife's name is just Lily. Not Lillian. Just plain Lily.
RORY
When are you going home to plain Lily? (beat) Did I just sound like a nag?
FABIAN
Do you know what I'm thinking about?
RORY
Me—
FABIAN
The last time I had sex with my wife.
RORY
Oh.
FABIAN
I pretended I was someone else.
RORY
No, no, no. The magazines say that you have to pretend she's someone else. Someone like me.
FABIAN
I pretended Lily was having an affair. Like, with a co-worker. She brings a co-worker home and rips the buttons off their shirt. And takes them. Takes them without worrying about expectations. It's just Lily. Plain Lily. And what Lily wants.
RORY
What about Fabian?
FABIAN
What about me?
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RORY
I'm sure that Lily is a nice person.
FABIAN
Yeah?
RORY
She's just in the wrong space, or something.
FABIAN
What about me?
RORY
I like you, so what’s it matter?
FABIAN
Do you know what it's like marrying the wrong person?
RORY
I think I might love you.
Can I comb your hair?
FABIAN
Okay.
RORY combs FABIAN's hair.
That feels nice.
RORY
You have really nice hair.
FABIAN
Where do you work?
RORY
A greeting card store.
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FABIAN
Do you like it?
RORY
Your hair smells nice.
FABIAN
Is it a sad job?
RORY
No. It's nice.
FABIAN
I would think it's a sad job.
RORY
Sentimental, yes. But not sad.
FABIAN
Want to hear something sad?
RORY
No.
FABIAN
Everyone my age has a wife. And one day I'll be old. I'll be old and I'll be buying greeting cards from you. And the worst part is, I won't even want to buy them. You'll think it's sweet. And I'll think it's sad.
RORY stops combing FABIAN's hair.
RORY lays FABIAN's head in her lap.
FABIAN
Tell me a story.
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RORY
An old man bought a young woman a greeting card. Was that nice?
FABIAN
I guess so.
RORY
You're full of shit.
FABIAN
I have to go home soon.
RORY
Do you mind if I hold your hand? Just a little touch-like this-
RORY holds FABIAN's hand.
RORY
Are you nervous?
FABIAN
A little.
RORY
I'm not accustomed to going out with a married man.
FABIAN
Really?
RORY
No. I like sleeping with married men, actually. When a married man is sleeping with you, he isn't thinking about you. I mean, he has to think about you a little because you're there, naked. But really, he's thinking about his wife. He holds you the way he used to hold her. Or, the way he wants to hold her. He tells you he loves you, because for that moment he does love you, just like he loves her. (long pause)
Kiss me, Fabian.
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FABIAN
It wouldn't be appropriate.
They kiss, anyway.
Lights fade on Rory and Fabian.
ISAAC
Is this uncomfortable for you?
LILY
A little.
ISAAC
I like seeing your thoughts.
LILY
Can I see yours?
ISAAC
Okay.
LILY tries to read ISAAC’s thoughts.
Nothing happens.
ISAAC
Try again.
LILY tries again.
Nothing happens.
ISAAC
I was thinking about a yellow coat. I think I lost it.
LILY
Oh?
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ISAAC
Are we friends?
LILY
No. But I feel like I know you. Or that I should know you.
ISAAC
What's your name again?
LILY
Lily.
ISAAC
Do you want to be alone?
LILY
Yes. Please.
ISAAC
Okay. Goodbye.
LILY
Goodbye.
ISAAC
Goodbye.
LILY
Goodbye.
Lights fade to black.
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4. Isaac and Fabian, then Lily
Bare stage, except for Isaac’s picture.
This space is Lily and Fabian’s bedroom.
ISAAC
So you kissed—
FABIAN
Rory.
ISAAC
You kissed Rory?
FABIAN
Yes.
ISAAC
Rory?
FABIAN
She's a nice girl.
ISAAC
Strange name.
FABIAN
Yes.
ISAAC
Is she a good kisser? Does she use her tongue or does she do that little bird thing where she barely opens her mouth, like she's too polite to be kissed.
FABIAN
Mmm. I would say—
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LILY
(off stage)
Fabes! I’m home!
ISAAC
I think I know your wife. But I can't be too sure.
ISAAC exits.
LILY enters.
LILY and FABIAN awkwardly hug.
LILY
How was your day?
LILY and FABIAN prepare for bed.
LILY (cont.)
You're going to want coffee in the morning, right?
FABIAN
No—
LILY
No?
FABIAN leaves a pile of clothes on the floor.
FABIAN
Tea.
LILY
We always have coffee in the morning.
FABIAN
No.
FABIAN starts putting on on socks.
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LILY
Of course we have coffee. Why'd you put on socks?
FABIAN
Feet are cold. I love you.
LILY
We can go out for breakfast.
FABIAN
I love you.
LILY
It would be real nice to go out, that way I don't have to worry about a big mess in the kitchen.
FABIAN
I love you.
LILY
I can set the alarm early and (pause) I think it's a great idea that you're switchin' from tea to coffee. Feet warm?
FABIAN
We're going out in the morning?
LILY
You love me?
FABIAN
Yes.
LILY
Do you think I'm pretty?
FABIAN
Yes.
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LILY
Do you think I'm too pretty?
FABIAN
You're gorgeous. Gimme a kiss—
LILY
Did you know that my Momma knew everything about my Daddy?
FABIAN
Everything.
LILY
It's true. Everything. Momma knew his favorite meals, what size clothes he wore, and what would happen if he ate a grapefruit. (pause) I don't do any of that.
FABIAN
What?
LILY
You're right Fabian. (laughs) You always have tea in the morning. How could I forget that?
FABIAN
And you always coffee.
LILY
Do you want to have sex?
FABIAN
You know I love you. Right?
Lights fade to black.
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5. Lily and Kay, then Fabian
Inside Kay’s kitchen, zydeco music plays.
LILY and KAY sit knitting.
Nearby is a chair with ISAAC’s yellow coat.
LILY
Tell me about Daddy.
KAY
Lily, I don’t want you up in my house cryin’.
LILY
I cry all the time, anyway.
KAY
What do you want to know?
LILY
Everything.
KAY
No cryin’.
LILY
No crying.
KAY
Isaac was everybody’s best friend. He couldn’t go anywhere without somebody stoppin’ and talkin’ to him.
LILY
Was he smart?
KAY
I guess.
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LILY
Oh—
KAY
He was a nice man and lived a happy life.
LILY
What was his favorite color?
KAY
Green.
Brown.
Pink. It was pink.
LILY
You sure?
KAY
He was my husband, I would know.
LILY
You loved him?
KAY
Of course I did!
LILY
Did he love other people too?
KAY
Isaac was a good man.
LILY
I don’t want to upset you.
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KAY
How’s Fabian?
LILY
Fine.
KAY
He still busy a lot?
LILY
Why are you mean to me?
KAY
I’m not mean to you. I love you.
LILY is upset.
The women continue to knit.
FABIAN enters.
The women do not notice.
FABIAN takes the yellow coat and puts it on.
FABIAN exits.
Lights fade to black.
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6. Fabian and Truvy
FABIAN sits at a desk grading papers, wearing the yellow coat.
There are sounds of air compressors and various other sounds heard at an auto-shop.
TRUVY enters, wearing black, and sits.
TRUVY
I’ve thought about my old boyfriend twenty-six times today.
FABIAN
Why?
TRUVY
He died.
FABIAN
I’m sorry.
TRUVY
Thank you. He was on his way to see me.
FABIAN
To catch up on old times?
TRUVY
I suppose.
FABIAN
Would you like to stop talking about sad things?
TRUVY
I’m mad.
FABIAN
Yeah?
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TRUVY
My boyfriend was always—
FABIAN
What?
TRUVY
Stop interrupting me!
I wonder when I became such a bitch…it’s just, a small part of me, I think, enjoyed the fact that he had a wife.
FABIAN
What?
TRUVY
If he was married, he couldn’t get too attached to me.
FABIAN
Your boyfriend?
TRUVY
Thing is, I love him. And it makes me mad!
FABIAN
Are you gonna be okay?
TRUVY
Sorry.
My husband is like a fruit cake at Christmas. You don’t like the taste of them, but there they are, at every party, every dinner. Fruit cake.
I can’t love my husband the way I loved Isaac.
FABIAN
Isaac?
The phone rings.
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TRUVY answers it.
Hello?
(covers receiver with hand)
It's your wife.
FABIAN
Tell her I am busy under a lift.
TRUVY
(into phone)
He's busy under a lift.
Okay, I'll tell him.
(covers receiver with hand)
She says you forgot to kiss her goodbye.
FABIAN
Tell her I'll I won’t forget to kiss her goodbye tomorrow.
TRUVY
(into phone)
He's says he's won’t forget to kiss you tomorrow.
TRUVY (cont.)
Okay. I'll let him know. Goodbye.
TRUVY hangs up.
She told me to tell you that she misses you.
Lights fade to black.
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7. Truvy and Kay, then Isaac
Inside Kay’s kitchen, zydeco music plays.
TRUVY and KAY sit doing nothing.
KAY
Hey.
TRUVY
Hi. You were his wife.
KAY
Yeah. And you were the other woman.
TRUVY
Obviously.
KAY
Nice to see you.
TRUVY
Nice to see you, too—
KAY
K-A-Y. Kay. Isn't short for anything. Just Kay.
TRUVY
Truvy.
KAY
I know.
TRUVY
Oh. Of course you know that. I came to see you-
KAY
Because I'm so sad all the time?
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KAY (cont.)
Do you miss him as much as I do?
TRUVY
Of course I do.
KAY
It's just—
TRUVY
Go on—
KAY
I-I don't know if I really miss him. Not really.
TRUVY
No?
KAY
Yes.
TRUVY
I don't think so.
KAY
I've never liked to be alone.
TRUVY
Most people don't.
KAY
When I'm alone, I'm sad. And when I'm sad I'm not sure what to think about, so I think about Isaac. But thinking about Isaac with Fabian (ya know, my son-in-law) running around makes me feel—
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TRUVY
What?
KAY
Funny. But I'm not one to be in a funny mood.
TRUVY
I would love a cup of coffee.
KAY exits and returns with coffee.
KAY
There you are.
TRUVY
Thank you.
KAY
You're welcome. I wanted to ask you, Isaac, did he like your cooking?
TRUVY
I never cooked for him.
TRUVY tries the coffee.
This is good coffee.
KAY
If you didn't cook for him, what did you do with him?
TRUVY
Does this help you, to be askin' so many questions?
KAY
I don't know. What did you come here for?
TRUVY
I'm studying mechanical theory. Did you know?
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KAY
Really?
TRUVY
Automotive repair, actually.
KAY
Fabian teaches that.
TRUVY
I want to make money.
KAY
I've never worked.
TRUVY
Really?
KAY
Do you want to hear some stories about Isaac?
TRUVY
Not really.
KAY
Why?
TRUVY
That's not why I came here.
KAY
Then why are you here?
TRUVY
I'm married.
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KAY
Oh—
TRUVY
He's plain. Not too beautiful, but not ugly either.
KAY
Fabian's beautiful.
TRUVY
Isaac was too.
KAY
I wonder if I could ever get used to another man.
TRUVY
I did.
KAY
You weren't married to Isaac.
TRUVY
I used to pretend I was you. Did you know?
KAY
No you didn't.
TRUVY
Yes I did. I pretended that I washed his underwear and cooked his food.
Did you ever pretend to be me?
KAY
No.
TRUVY
Liar.
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KAY
I'm not a jealous person.
TRUVY
Liar.
KAY
Granted, I was always suspicious of Isaac. But I was his wife. I’m pretty. (I’ve aged well, yes?) And I'm a good cook. Isaac loved being my husband.
TRUVY
No one likes being a husband. Not even mine.
Can I have some more coffee?
KAY
I have to make a new pot.
KAY exits.
TRUVY, using a pocket mirror, applies lipstick.
ISAAC enters.
TRUVY
You all right?
ISAAC
I’ve lost something.
TRUVY
What?
TRUVY
I don’t like that shirt on you.
ISAAC
I’m wearing black because I’m dead.
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ISAAC
No?
TRUVY
I miss you.
ISSAC
Yeah?
TRUVY
But more than anything, I'm mad at you.
ISAAC
Mad at me?
TRUVY
Yes! Mad! You were supposed to come see me! You were supposed to buy me flowers! You were supposed to stay! Here. With me. But you went off and died!
ISAAC
It must be hard for you.
TRUVY
Your wife, the grief, the black clothes, it’s just dreadful.
ISAAC
How's your husband?
TRUVY
Fine.
ISAAC
There's these jokes about dead guys.
TRUVY
That they're stiff?
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ISAAC
I can never remember the punch line.
TRUVY
I came here—
ISAAC
If you're going to cry, please don't.
TRUVY
Shut-up.
ISAAC
Never mind. It's okay to cry.
TRUVY
I don't know how to cry when I'm supposed to.
ISAAC
Just try.
TRUVY tries to cry, unsuccessfully.
TRUVY
I can't.
ISAAC
Try again.
TRUVY tries to cry, unsuccessfully, again.
ISAAC
Oh.
TRUVY
I'm not a home wrecker, am I?
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ISAAC
I don't think so.
TRUVY
I said that I would never love again. And it's true. My husband is a bore.
ISAAC
I have a terrible memory now.
TRUVY
And you're dead.
ISAAC
Yeah.
TRUVY
Why do we think about you so much?
ISAAC
Did you ever feel like you were second best?
TRUVY
I—(long pause) It doesn’t matter either way.
ISAAC
I wonder how long it takes before people stop talkin' about me.
TRUVY
It's not good for you. And it's not good for us. Life is for the living.
ISAAC
You think so?
TRUVY
You’ll have to leave soon—
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ISAAC
For good?
TRUVY
I have a husband. And I’m trying to make money.
ISAAC
Okay. Well, goodbye, then.
TRUVY
Goodbye.
They kiss.
The kiss is happiness, sadness, and anger all in one.
TRUVY (cont.)
Time for you to go, now.
ISAAC exits.
KAY enters with coffee, gives it to TRUVY.
KAY
Here we are, the two people who loved Isaac the most. I wonder what he would say.
TRUVY
Before I go, I want you to know that I always hated that Isaac had a wife.
KAY
And now?
TRUVY
He's dead. So what does it matter?
KAY
I dunno.
Lights fade to black.
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8. Rory and Lily
Lily’s thinking space.
LILY sits alone drinking coffee.
RORY enters, and sits.
LILY
My name's Lily.
RORY
I'm Rory.
LILY
I like your lipstick. I suppose that surprises you.
RORY
I don't know what you mean.
LILY
Course you do.
You're very pretty.
RORY begins to rub off her lipstick.
LILY gives RORY a tube of lipstick.
LILY
A girl should know she's pretty.
RORY
It always embarrasses me to look at myself.
LILY
I don't believe you.
RORY
I'm very sorry about Fabian.
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LILY
I hate sentiment.
RORY
No you don't.
LILY
My husband loves me.
Still, you're very pretty.
RORY
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
LILY
Marry someone I'm not sure I like.
RORY
Can I brush your hair?
LILY
Okay.
RORY brushes LILY's hair.
RORY
Does that feel nice?
LILY
Yes.
RORY
I love brushing hair. It relaxes me.
LILY
Are you a nervous person?
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RORY
A little.
LILY
I’m a sad person. It’s like there is something that follows me everywhere I go and it says, “Lily, be sad.”
What's Fabian like with you?
RORY
Will you be mad?
LILY
No.
RORY
He's strange.
LILY
And?
RORY
That's about it. I like to be people’s favorite.
You want to take care of him, don't you?
LILY
I think so.
RORY
Does all of this upset you?
LILY
I'm not a jealous person.
RORY
You always seem sad.
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LILY
I don’t care what you do with Fabian. (pause) I think. But let's get one thing straight. I'm tired of thinking about my dead father.
Lights fade to black.
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9. Truvy and Fabian
TRUVY sits at FABIAN's desk, wearing a black trench coat.
FABIAN enters wearing the yellow coat.
There are sounds of air compressors and various other noises heard at an auto-shop.
TRUVY
You're late.
FABIAN
I know. I'm sorry.
TRUVY
Your wife, what's her name again?
FABIAN
Lily.
TRUVY
That's right. Lily. I think I'd like her.
FABIAN
Her cooking is horrible.
TRUVY
I have a headache.
FABIAN
Shops are loud places.
TRUVY
Lately it seems like all I get are headaches.
FABIAN
Would you like an aspirin?
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TRUVY
I'm forgetting things, too. Like my phone number and the name of my first boyfriend. Does that happen to you?
FABIAN
No.
TRUVY
I try to think about my husband instead.
FABIAN
That's nice.
TRUVY
My husband’s gross.
FABIAN
That’s bad.
TRUVY
Life is—
FABIAN
What?
TRUVY
Do you ever want to cry?
FABIAN
No.
TRUVY
It's okay if you want to kiss me.
FABIAN
Not right now.
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TRUVY
(touching FABIAN's coat)
You just remind me of someone. Problem is, I'm forgetting—(long pause)
What's your wife like?
FABIAN
Would it be strange to tell you?
TRUVY
No.
FABIAN
Lily is depressed. But she's sexy-
TRUVY
Sexy?
FABIAN
She has these white laced nightgowns.
TRUVY
Oh—
FABIAN
And she moves, in sadness, in these little, white laced nightgowns. It's very charming and beautiful.
TRUVY
And sexy.
FABIAN
Does this upset you?
TRUVY
I'd love to meet her.
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FABIAN
I dunno.
TRUVY
I'm not a jealous person. I just-
FABIAN
I dunno. Maybe we can have tea.
TRUVY
Have you ever been to a funeral?
FABAIN
Once.
TRUVY
Have you ever seen a person once they take off all their black, funeral clothes?
FABIAN
No.
TRUVY removes her trench coat, revealing bright colored lingerie.
TRUVY
You're the only person I know that's ever worn a yellow coat. I think.
Phone rings.
TRUVY answers.
TRUVY
Hello?
(covers receiver with hand)
It's your wife.
FABIAN
Tell her I am busy with a student.
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TRUVY
(into phone)
He's busy with a student.
TRUVY hangs up.
TRUVY and FABIAN kiss, a superficial kiss with no meaning.
Lights fade to black.
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10. Rory and Kay, then Isaac
Inside Kay’s kitchen, zydeco music plays.
RORY and KAY politely sit together.
KAY
It's so nice to meet you.
RORY
Likewise.
KAY
Would you like some tea?
RORY
Very much.
Are they really in love?
KAY
Fabian and Lily?
RORY
Yes.
KAY
Oh, they are very much in love.
RORY
How can you tell?
KAY
Husbands always love their wives.
RORY
How terrible.
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KAY
How's your appetite?
RORY
Pretty good.
KAY
You hungry?
RORY
Yeah—
KAY
I'll make you something.
KAY prepares food.
RORY watches, as if she's KAY's lover.
RORY
I like being here with you.
KAY
I hate being alone.
RORY
Do you find me attractive, Kay?
KAY
No.
Yes.
RORY
You must be an interesting person, having a dead husband and all.
KAY
People talk about dead husbands like they're something special. God knows I do. I don't have anything else to do but grieve. So life becomes memories, memories,
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KAY (cont.) memories. What he looked like. How he acted. Whether he preferred apples to plums. Blah, blah, blah. But the thing is, you forget. Little things first, then big things, then everything. So I make everything up. And in the end, you don't have a dead husband, you have an invention.
ISAAC enters.
RORY watches KAY jealously.
ISAAC
Smells good.
KAY
Shrimp. Have you seen Truvy?
ISAAC
Yeah.
KAY
I think she's weird.
ISAAC
A little bit. But what's it matter?
KAY
I always wanted to know everything about you.
ISAAC
Everything?
KAY
But I make it all up now. And Lily believes me.
ISAAC
Who?
KAY
Lily.
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KAY gives ISAAC a plate of food.
He doesn’t eat it.
KAY
I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
ISAAC
I should have called.
KAY
Were you happy?
ISAAC
I think so.
KAY
Don't fret over it. I always say you were.
ISAAC
Thank you.
KAY
When you die, are you homeless?
ISAAC
No. But I get headaches a lot.
KAY
Oh.
KAY readies another plate of food.
ISAAC
That for her?
KAY
Rory? Yeah.
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ISAAC
You're free to let go whenever you'd like.
KAY
I know. But I'm afraid.
ISAAC
You shouldn’t be.
(looking around)
I think I’ve lost something.
KAY
We all have.
ISAAC
I have to go now. Goodbye, Kay.
KAY
Can you kiss me?
KAY and ISAAC kiss. Not a kiss of finality, but a sweet, gentle kiss.
Lights fade to black.
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11. Lily
Lily’s thinking space.
LILY sits drinking coffee, thinking.
LILY gets up and begins to dust ISAAC’S picture.
LILY
When I was a baby, it was just me and Momma.
She sang songs and kissed my cheeks.
And I loved her then.
Through a series of sounds I learned to talk. After all that babble came nouns.
Mommy.
Kitty.
Doggy.
But never Daddy.
What could anyone say?
His death feels like homesickness.
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12. Lily, Kay, Rory, then Fabian
LILY, KAY, and RORY are in a flurry of activity while everyone gets plates, saucers, tea cups, and cloth napkins.
All wear fancy hats, with some sort of veil covering.
LILY and RORY sit.
KAY looks at the set up.
KAY
Somethin' is missin'; I'll be right back.
KAY exits.
RORY
Where do you work?
LILY
Nowhere.
RORY
Looking?
LILY
No.
RORY
What do you do now?
KAY returns with a bottle of whiskey.
She sets a tea pot and a plate of finger foods on the table, serving all tea and snacks.
KAY sits.
All spike their tea with whiskey and sip their tea often. The women become inebriated quickly.
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KAY
(to RORY)
You're very comforting to me.
LILY
Mmm—
KAY
(to LILY)
Do you agree?
LILY
A little.
LILY, KAY, and RORY continue to sip and eat.
All pour more whiskey into their cups.
LILY
I read somethin' in a magazine the other day.
KAY
(patting her face)
An article on wrinkles?
LILY
Extra-marital affairs. Article said that an affair could rekindle desire in a marriage.
RORY
Who has to do the cheating, the husband or the wife?
LILY
A bond between a husband and a wife can endure cheating-
RORY
Well how ‘bout that.
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KAY
My husband would have never cheated on me.
RORY
(squeezing KAY's hand)
Of course he wouldn't.
KAY tops off her tea cup with whiskey.
KAY
(pointing to RORY)
Isaac used to sit there—
RORY
Should I move?
LILY
Growing up father-less is—
RORY
Kay, I'm sure Isaac would rather be here with you than...wherever he is.
KAY
I don't think I'll get over Isaac being dead. But you are such a comfort to me, Rory.
LILY
I—I think Daddy is sad that I grew up without him.
KAY
Oh Lily, let's not ruin our little party with such sad sentiment—
LILY is suddenly overcome with a fit of hiccups.
KAY
Go gargle—
LILY exits.
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KAY and RORY top off their tea cups.
RORY
I'm havin' a nice time.
KAY
I am so glad. I feel like I've always known you.
RORY
Is Fabian coming over?
KAY
I think so. Let me tell you all you need to know about a man-
RORY
All I need to know?
KAY
At supper time give a man some supper.
RORY
And later?
KAY
You mean like a midnight snack?
RORY
(being sexually suggestive with her tea cup)
Somethin' like that.
KAY
I'm not sure I know what you mean—
RORY
Lily and Fabian-
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KAY
I just adore Fabian.
RORY
You give him supper; she gives him snacks—
KAY
And you don't?
RORY
The tech school has strict policies against this.
KAY
Bull—
RORY
I adore you.
KAY
I miss havin' sex.
RORY
You still can.
KAY
With a man—
RORY
There are ways—
KAY
A real man—
RORY
You must miss Isaac.
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KAY
This house is too quiet.
RORY
I like you—
KAY
Wanna hear somethin' terrible.
RORY
No.
KAY
I didn't go to his funeral.
RORY
Too sad?
LILY returns. She has applied dark lip stick.
RORY
(being sexually suggestive with her tea cup)
Welcome back, beautiful.
LILY sits, topping off teacup.
KAY
Rory-Boo, you are just the prettiest little thing! And talented, too, I'm sure-
RORY
Tell me about Isaac.
KAY
He was very talented. And beautiful. Men aren't supposed to be beautiful, I suppose. But Isaac-
LILY
Tell us everything about him—
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KAY
Oh, you don't want to hear all this—
RORY
I bet it's hard for you to re-live it.
KAY
More than anything, I wish for a chance to grieve—
FABIAN enters wearing the yellow coat.
There is a shuffle as everyone tries to make room for FABIAN.
Plates, saucers, and the whiskey bottle trade hands, everyone says things like, "That's my foot!" and "I want to sit there."
All take sips from the whiskey bottle.
KAY
Even in a room full of people, I feel all alone.
RORY
(squeezing KAY’s hand)
I’m here with you.
FABIAN
Rory—
KAY
Oh, Fabes honey, kind souls just want to make others feel better, is all. No need to get jealous.
FABIAN
Not jealous. My stomach just hurts.
LILY
Whenever I’m jealous my stomach hurts.
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KAY
(handing FABIAN a cookie)
Have another cookie, sweetheart.
LILY
(squeezing FABIAN’s hand)
Better?
RORY
Oh, Kay, when do you think we can do this again?
FABIAN
Rory, there’s a lot of school stuff—
KAY
What’s all this school nonsense?
LILY
(to FABIAN)
I don’t like it when you’re at school all the time.
FABIAN
(to LILY)
Do you have a stomach ache, too?
RORY
Oh, Fabian, I like you, too.
I know what Miss Kay needs. We need to host a funeral.
All ‘yall need to do what I say.
RORY seats LILY and KAY giving them cups of whiskey.
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RORY
(to LILY and KAY)
You two are the mourners. Kay will be Kay. And Lily, I guess you’ll be Lily.
RORY takes FABIAN by the hand and lies him on the table.
RORY (cont.)
(to FABIAN)
You’re going to be Isaac. So just lie there, like a dead man.
FABIAN lies corpse like.
RORY (cont.)
Let's get started—
LILY
Wait! I have to pee—
LILY exits.
RORY
What an odd woman—
KAY
Stop bein' ugly. Her Daddy is dead.
RORY
Are you sad?
KAY
Yes. Are you?
LILY returns and sits.
RORY leans over LILY and squeezes KAY's hand.
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RORY
I am so glad I can share this with you.
RORY prepares to give a eulogy.
LILY and KAY pass the whiskey bottle back and forth the remainder of the scene.
RORY
Every long night leads to dawn.
LILY
You're all weirdoes.
RORY
People need a chance to heal.
KAY
Yeah.
(to LILY)
I need a chance to heal.
RORY
(to FABIAN)
You doin' okay?
FABIAN
Yeah.
KAY
This feels wrong—
LILY
Thank you!
KAY
Well, that coat. It’s nice—
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RORY
Yes. He looks very beautiful—
KAY
Handsome—
RORY
He looks handsome—
KAY
I agree. It's just that, Isaac wore hats—
RORY
(to LILY)
Give him a hat—
LILY produces a hat and tries to put it on FABIAN's head.
KAY
No, no. He's got to hold it—
LILY
(to FABIAN)
Hold it—
KAY
Don't talk to your Daddy that way. He's dead.
LILY positions the hat in FABIAN's hands.
LILY sits.
FABIAN
This good?
RORY
Oh, Fabian! You're perfect at this!
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KAY
(to FABIAN)
Don't talk anymore. You're dead.
FABIAN wiggles his toes.
FABIAN fidgets throughout the remainder of the scene.
LILY
He's supposed to be my Daddy?
KAY
Somethin's missin'—
RORY
Close your eyes.
KAY closes her eyes.
Imagine Isaac. What does he have that Fabian doesn't?
LILY
A heartbeat.
KAY
(opening her eyes)
His coloring is all wrong. Isaac was pink.
LILY
Daddy was pink?
KAY
Pink-ish.
RORY
(to FABIAN)
Can you be more pinkish?
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FABIAN
(not moving)
Like this?
RORY
(to FABIAN)
Sit up.
FABIAN sits up.
RORY
Here—
RORY hands FABIAN a tube of pink lipstick.
RORY
(to LILY)
Get him a mirror.
LILY produces and holds a pocket mirror to FABIAN's face.
FABIAN applies lipstick to his lips and dabs cheeks to make rouge.
KAY
Stop!
RORY
Freeze, Fabian!
KAY
That's it! Oh Isaac!
KAY jumps into FABIAN's lap.
KAY kisses FABIAN.
FABIAN remains frozen.
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LILY
(to RORY)
Do somethin'!
RORY
We should begin.
RORY gently pulls KAY off FABIAN.
KAY sits.
RORY pushes FABIAN, who is still frozen, down.
RORY assumes corpse pose.
RORY
Here lies Isaac—
KAY
Isaac Abraham Deauxtrive—
RORY
Here lies Isaac Abraham Deauxtrive. He loved—
KAY
Sandwiches.
RORY
Sandwiches. Hearty sandwiches you could grab with both hands.
KAY
(crying)
We used to have picnics together.
RORY
Isaac was a man taken too soon—
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LILY
From his daughter—
KAY
From his wife—
RORY
From this world.
RORY takes a shot of whiskey and leans over FABIAN, staring at him.
RORY
He was beautiful, handsome. Pinkish. Kind-hearted. Sweet, like a little bit of chocolate—
RORY kisses FABIAN.
KAY pulls RORY off and kisses FABIAN.
LILY pulls KAY off and kisses FABIAN.
All have lipstick smeared all over their faces.
FABIAN
Are we going to finish?
KAY
Stop talking! You're dead!
LILY and KAY sit.
RORY finishes directing the funeral.
RORY
Here lies a man who was sweet—
KAY
Like a jellybean—
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LILY
Or a marshmallow—
RORY
He was loved by many.
LILY
He loved his daughter—
KAY
(to RORY)
Say the thing about the sun again.
RORY
Every long night leads to dawn.
KAY
(to LILY)
Isn't this the best funeral you've ever been to?
FABIAN sneezes.
KAY (cont.)
(to FABIAN)
Stop that! You're dead!
LILY
(to RORY)
Say something about his daughter—
KAY
My heart. I miss Isaac so much—
LILY stands face-to-face with RORY away from FABIAN and KAY.
KAY sits, mourning.
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LILY
Fix this funeral—
RORY
Isaac will be missed—
KAY
Oh Isaac!
KAY jumps up and lies on top of FABIAN.
LILY
Say something about me—
RORY
Everyone who knew Isaac agrees that he was a good man—
KAY begins to make-out with FABIAN.
LILY
Say something about his daughter.
RORY
Isaac will forever remain in our hearts—
LILY
Say something about me!
RORY
Not a day will go by, that we won't think about Isaac—
LILY
LILY! SAY SOMETHING ABOUT LILY!
LILY flees the room.
RORY
We should have a moment of silence.
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Finally noticing, RORY pulls KAY off FABIAN.
RORY
Let's have a moment of silence.
RORY and KAY bow their heads in silence. Hold for ten seconds.
RORY embraces KAY and kisses her neck.
FABIAN sits up.
Lights fade to black.
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13. Lily and Fabian, then Isaac
Lily and Fabian’s bedroom.
LILY and FABIAN sit on the floor, eating hotdogs.
LILY
I can't believe you did it, is all.
FABIAN
Nothin' to it.
LILY
Do you think a lot?
FABIAN
Whenever I teach.
LILY
Do your students listen to you?
FABIAN
You know I love you?
LILY
How's the hotdog?
FABIAN
I'll never get used to this.
LILY
Oh?
FABIAN
All this food and sex exhausts me.
LILY
But you're happy, right?
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FABIAN
Your mother—
LILY
She's just a strong personality is all.
FABIAN
And your father?
LILY
Deep down, Momma’s a really nice person.
FABIAN
Most people usually are.
LILY
D'ya know why she named me Lily?
FABIAN
Her favorite flower?
LILY
She was afraid I would be a slow child. Lily is easy to spell. L-I-L-Y.
FABIAN
Were you a slow child?
LILY
You're madly in love with me, right?
FABIAN
Right.
LILY
Tell me then.
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FABIAN
Lily, I am madly in love with you.
LILY
I should probably cook for you more.
FABIAN
No thanks.
LILY
Is it because I salt the potatoes too much?
FABIAN
You're sentimental. And it's nice.
LILY
I want to remember everything.
FABIAN
Then do it.
LILY
Still hungry?
FABIAN
Are you happy? (lomg pause)
LILY
I think you should go.
FABIAN
Kiss me.
LILY
Just once.
FABIAN and LILY kiss, a kiss of abrupt finality.
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FABIAN takes of the yellow coat.
LILY hands FABIAN another hotdog.
FABIAN exits.
ISAAC enters.
ISAAC
I’m dizzy.
I think I’ve lost something. Not like keys or eyeglasses or a coat—something important.
I’m dead and I don’t remember a whole lot.
So, I might have misplaced my keys.
LILY approaches ISAAC.
LILY hands ISAAC a hotdog.
ISAAC
Thanks.
LILY
You’re welcome.
ISAAC
Your name is?
LILY
Lily. Why can’t you remember?
ISAAC
In my life, I had two girlfriends and one wife.
LILY
Yes. I know.
ISAAC
You do?
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LILY
I know everything.
ISAAC
Yeah?
LILY
Don’t be mad.
ISAAC
My head hurts a lot.
LILY
I’m sad a lot. (pause) I have to go soon.
ISAAC
Will you remember me?
LILY
Why?
ISAAC
Won’t I go away if you stop thinking about me?
LILY
Maybe.
ISAAC
What’s your name again?
LILY
J.J. My name is J.J. and I’m exceedingly happy.
ISAAC
That’s nice.
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LILY
Goodbye then.
ISAAC
Goodbye, J.J.
Lights fade to black.
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14. Kay and Rory, then Isaac
Train station.
RORY and KAY sit on a bus bench holding hands, each with a suitcase.
RORY
Are you sad to be leaving?
KAY
No. It's time to move on.
RORY
If you were sad, it would be okay.
KAY
It's—Isaac was my only husband—it's hard to explain. You won't understand until you have a husband that dies.
RORY
We'll be happy together.
KAY
You're right. I do like you the best.
RORY
I want to be selfish with you.
KAY
Are you hungry?
RORY
A little thirsty.
KAY
Shall I get you a drink?
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RORY
Not right now. Now, I want to kiss you.
RORY and KAY kiss.
ISAAC enters and watches them kiss.
RORY and KAY cuddle.
ISAAC
(looking at KAY)
I probably should kiss her.
ISAAC walks over to his picture and holds it.
I hate being dead.
I remember when I died.
When I was alive, I met a girl named Kay and I wanted to see her naked. Is that love? I never understood the concept.
I died quickly. I wanted to think about my wife, and the baby in her belly. But I'm not sure if I did.
Puts his picture down.
One day I woke up and I wanted coffee. And I was on my way to see my girlfriend. But I died.
Fin.
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