Summer sounds: The Jeep World Outdoor Festival brings rockers like Sheryl Crow, O.A.R. and Train to Coors Ampitheatre on July 25 . See hiatus, page 8 THE UCSD Circulation MONDAY 11,000 July 15, 2002

u : ~r\.'\ IJI[ (;O www. 1tcsdguflrdinn.org \ 'OI.L'.\IE 106. ISSL't- 21 Charges against the Koala are dropped J-board not convinced that the humor publication disrupted a MEChA meeting By EVAN MCLAUGHLIN nati onal spec tacle. " It is extrem ely IInpon ant to News Editor T he struggle between th e uni­ understand that the action t:lken versity and the Koala has gai ned by the ul1l vcrsity have nothing to Charg e::~ tha t the KUfl la disrupt­ attention from national media o ut­ do with the Koa la's coment, but ed ,\ ,'v1 ovmi ento Estudi'lntil lets, including TIN WflII S tru t rathe r with its conduct of behav­ C hlCana/o de Aztian meeting Nov. Journfll, Dr. Laura Schlessinger's ior," W atson sa id. 19, ]001, were dropped by the sy ndicated ra dio program a nd According to George Liddle, UCS[) administrati on after the United Press International. The editor in chi ef o f the KUflla, the ca mpus-wid e jud icial board found Freedom of Individual Ri ghts in media's attention o f the contlict has that there:: was ll1sufficient evidence Educa tion center has also posted a stelllmed fr om a set of e-mails against the snldent publication in a press release on its Web sitt! accus­ between /\1 EChA member Ernesto June S hearing. ing the UCSO administration of Martinez, the stude nt complaint:lnt "The complaint was dismissed bias against the Koala for its con­ of the N ov. 19 incident, and hy th~ designated dean o f students tent. Within its June 2 1 statemenr, Agui lar. T he series of e- mails, based Ilil the lindings and conclu­ EI.R.E. accused Aguilar of "aban­ Liddle all eged, are evidence of the sions submitted to the dean by the doning eve n the appearance of un iversity's "gigantic amount of Guordlan file pOOIO campus-wide judicial board," sai d impartiali ty." favo ritism" towards MEChA in the Looking for answers: While the Koala won its case in front of the Judi Cial Director o f Student Poli cies and Vice Chancellor of Student resolutio n process. board, it seeks furth er legal ad ion in a pending lawsuit against the univerSi ty. Judicial Affairs Nicholas S. Aguilar. Affairs Joseph W . Watson asserts Also an issue , Liddle sa id, is the While the judicial 'board case that the judicial board hearing was failure on Aguilar's part to address this can stop," stated Martinez in color wi ll have to retaliate." against the Koala has been never a question of the KOllla's case, violent implications made by one e -mail. "If no positive support Liddle condemned the adll1ll1lS­ brought to a close, the conflict but was in regards to the isolated Martinez in the e- mails. is rereivcd frol11 UCSD admll1is­ tration's response to M artinez's between the Koalo and the UCSD incident involving the MEChA "It has crossed my mind sever­ tratio n [such as puning a stop to admini stration ha s erupted into a meeting. al tim es to physica lly fight back so the Koala ], then we as students of See KOALA, PaRe 6 Showing the way A.S. Council passes budget Mandate reserves used to pay for extra expenses By LAURA MCGANN "Thousands of sn.dents had to for over 20 years, was initially cut Associate News Editor be turned away last year," Brown fwm the A.S. Counci l budget. said. After much protest from Marsh,.11 A $1.2 million 2002-2003 A.S. This year's council has also set students o ver the program's Council Executive Budget was the improvement of school spirit remova l in the ea rl ier budget passed during the tenth week of on campus as a high priority. drafts, T MC senators lobbied hard spring quarter during the A.S. Because of this, the budget has all o­ for the rei nstatement of fu nding for Council's final meeting of the year. ca ted an additional $1 4,000 to the event. The executi ve budget, written by Athletic Relations to fund the spir­ Accordin g to Brown , the initi al A.S. President Jenn Brown , deter­ it association Triton T id e. remova l of the C ult ura l min es how each UCSD student's "With Robin Shelton as the Celebration (rom the blldg-c t $21 quarterly activity fee will be commissioner of a thletics next year, received more response than 'Ill y spent during the upcoming year. we expect Triton T ide to just other action she has taken during T he A.S. programming depart­ explode," Brown said. her three years as a member of A.S. ment, which organizes sllch con­ Thurgood M arshall Coll ege's Counci l. certs as Fall Fest, WinterFesr and traditional Cultural Celebration, Sun G od, received the largest allo­ which has been a Marshall trad.tion See BUDGET, PaRe 6 cation of the total $425,000. While WinterFest and will be operating under the same budget as they did during the 2001 -2002 school year, Fall Fest has received UCSD student arrested an additional $15,000. The funding increase will be use d to move the concert from its uSlial venue, for manufacturing IDs RIMAC Arena, out to RIMAC City apartment on L ebon lyon liM/Guotdion field, which has a larger capacity. Fake ID ring Avenue, investi gators discovered Brown said that the reason for On displ.y: UCSD college ambassador Brian latham guides a group a state seal hologram printer and moving the concert to the field was of visiting prospective students and their parents past Center Hall. had customers other computer equipment that due to the 2002 concert's inability could be used to make fake IDs. to accommodate the number of as far away as Investi gators also seized $H,HOO students wishing to attend. in cash from the aparonent. Lake Shasta T he arrest of 21-year-old David James Kl ein was the cul ­ Weather By BRENT HECHT mination of a two-m onth ~1ht200H)2IIIM' __ . ..d MotIMr. July IS: Hi~ 74 I lo;y 63 \~{ INSIDE ... Associate News Editor undercover operati on that piQ '.... ., lilt 5eIrs Cup. TunMy. July II: Hi;l 73 I lo;y 59 {) began when local police recov­ EwnIs 2 ... pqe 12 ...... ,. July 17: High 72 I lo;y 59 ,1 A UCSD student was arrest­ ered a series of false driver's ~ . - .-----..- 2 ed and charged with allegedly licenses confisca ted by UCSO ~ c-.aion .' n..I-'- manufacturing and distributing police and San D iego bars and ()pinion ..,...... ~emely important to ~!hundIr~~Coypons==------~' lIIecrou IIDpMDln~ understand that the actions taken by hundreds of counterfeit restaurants. A joint task force of ~HiIIus~~:=:~==::::::::::::::~' his ...... ""*XNriIy the university against the /(00/0 has California driver's licenses fol ­ state and local law enforcement ______fi" 1qlJll*'lll. ~AIJUiiI~~"'~"~U!...- nothing to dO ~ iIs content, but lowing a June 11 raid of the stu­ agencies, including the UCSD ~a.....~!!!!.... ______*n ... -4 Spons I' rather With iIs conduct of behMlr.' dent's apartment. r-.- - Joseph W. WIbon In the student's University Va Chancellor of Student AIfoirs See ID, Page 7 2 NEWS THE UCSD GUARDIAN MONDAY, JU LY 15, 2002 MONDAY , JULY I S, 2002 THE UCSD GUARDIAN NEWS 3 EVENTS ETCETERA Tuesday, June 16 r I CE N ' v I CE BY Ke nrick L e ung JOSH CROUSE Groundbreaking of the Editor in Chief Pawka Memorial Green LAUREN I. COARTNEY & CHARLIE TRAN Debate rises over cross MI/ nllgillg EthlU1 1 Berkeley among colleges Scripps Institute of Oceanography will be holding the CARRIE ELIZABETH SKLAR Cupy Editu,' ground brea lcing ceremony of the on college campus Steve n Siner Pawka Memorial EVAN MdAUGHLlN to track foreign students G reen on J uly 16 at 9 a.m. The Nrw .< Editor Questions over separation of church ncw park will be located between BRENT HECHT & Ritter and Va ughan H alls and will HA ! I TOLD YOU NOT WHA T ARE YOU LAURA MCGANN TO WEAR THA T SHIRT Government-launched program will and state emerge over memorial overl ook the Pac ific O cean to the TAL KI N ABOUT? ,,/,.,.u";//I, Nrw,. Edilor.f ALL TH E TIME! NOW THIS TAN IS MAJOR wes t. LOOK AT YOUI BABE APPEA L. CLAIRE J. VANNETTE shot Ida Lee Shaw D ela ncy to Opinion Edilor monitor activities of international visitors (U-WIRE) HOUSTON - Steven Paw ka graduated from After .being pull ed over by a death on a Houston freeway aft er a Revelle C ollege in 197 1 wi th an JESSICA LlNGEL & (lJ-WIRE) BERKELEY, Cali f. enter the srudents into the pro­ Some international students H ouston Police Department patrol traffic altercation. Both Gillll m DANIELWAm undergraci uate degree in physics. - Some certified schools across the gram until the system has a "batch also oppose the constr uction of car on his way to work in the ea rl y and Delaney were blac k. In Ih e In 1982, he completed hi s doctor­ A.f.roriat< Opiniun Editor. .. nation began helping the U.S. gov­ capability." T he upgrade would the database and say it is a viola­ hours of a November night, Byron Gillum case, the H oustO n Police lItc in oceanography at Scripps ANU KUMAR ernment track international sru­ all ow the system to process large tion of a srudent's privacy. G illum was shot dead fi ve minutes Department offi cer was white. In after a sti nt as a researcher at the Sporr; Editur dents last week by releasing srudent numbers of records at once. "I thinle that it is very unfa ir la ter on Universi ty of Houston the Delaney incident, the oft1cer i- ve nture ca pitalist SENIOR STAFF WRITERS information. It contai ns the date Political science professor, Srudent records under scrutiny sa me spot wh ere and Jewish, among Hill SI ~ l1 s rlld will address the Ryan Darby. Theodore Dol.ko. Jes~ca Kruskdl11 p. justice:' Alex J. Lee. Patr ICk Lee. Margarel O·Ne,h. an ind ivi dual srudent enters and UC Berkeley have not been limited to only G illum was shot other religions. The IllI e' 1I 0ll, " Is there any advenru re BRIEFLY c:.ssandr a P,erce. AI an Sadl. exits a school, as well as the stu­ those of internati onal students. dead. It has been - Ada Edwards cross is a symbol of h:h In venture capital?" at the PAGE DESIGN ERS dent's major. Since Sept. II, federal agents have there si nce 1990. Houston 6ty council member justice, and it won't "r c . lkr.l ~ t meeti ng of the UCSD ldUfa Brown. Ed 'MJ rn the future, the database may been searching srudent records Dea n of be taken down with- Ewnonll t:s Ro undtabl e onJuly 18 Quincy Troupe named state's poet laureate PHOTOGRAPHERS also include international srudent a huge change in the way things are without notification. Students William Out a fight." fro 111 7:3(J <1. 111 . to ') a. l11 . Quincy Troupe, a professor of creative writing, from Californ ia State University, Northridge as well Lyon lJew. Chns Padfreld. Davrd Rels. Sam course schedules and a list of the done," said David Brandt, the Law enforcement officials have Munson said any kind of expres­ T he debate about the separa­ Stcnsrud, a general partner at Scoufos. Scon Thomas. Colrn Young-Wolff. Anna organizations and clubs to which international student and scholar had "virtually unfettered" access to sion like this on campus requires tion of church and state ha s recent­ Enl erprise Partners, ' is known American and Caribbea n literature at UCSD, has as certificates of graduation from California State MacMurdo. Sara Slau ch. Isaac SullIVan been appointed by Gov. Gray Davis as Cal iforn ia's Command College and the FBI National Academy. each srudent belongs. advisor at UC Berkeley. any srudent recorcls from colleges prior authoriza tion from his office. ly appea red in headl ines after an th rough the investment industry ILLUSTRATORS All schools will be required to Critics called the new comput­ and universities, said Barmak "We'll have to talee a look at Appea ls C ourt ruled that the .IS a leader with <1 talent for id enti­ official Poet Laureate. Pal Leung Troupe becomes the first official Poel Laureate enter international srudent infor­ er system "intrusive" and question Nassirian, associate executive of the this to see if the cross is on uni­ Pledge of Allegiance is a state fying cmerging markets in tech­ UCSD graduate wins World mation into the database by Jan. its functionality. American Association of Collegi ate versity property. rf it is on univer­ endorsement of religion, which nol ogy and telecommunication for Califomia . His five predecessors did have to PAMELA FRUGt meet the national standards that Tro upe will, which Hea~eight of Poetry 30. University of California, "In the end, some of that Registrants and Admissions sity property, it hasn't been violates the Constitution and the sec tors. B/lsinfs.,· .Hflllflgn· Berkeley pl ans to enter its interna­ information really is inappropri­ Officers. approved by anybody in this separation of church and state. I\dmission to the evem is $50 include a minimum of six poetry rea dings during the Championship two-year term. Troupe will also participate in pro­ MICHAEL FOULKS ti onal students into the system ate for the government to be col­ Lawyers for the American office," Munson said. "Some of C onsistently garnished with per perso n. Rese rvations can be Advcrti.rillg Mdnllg'''' sometime before the deadline lecting," said Bruce Cain, a U C Ci vil Liberties U nion are current­ the streets are city property; fresh fl owers, the rusty white metal ma de by contacting Edie Munk at jects to bring the poetic arts to all Califomians who UCSD graduate Pat Payne won the World Poetry might otherwise have linle opportunity for exposure MIKE MARnNEZ mandated by the INS. Berkeley political science profes­ ly researching the consti rutionali­ Cullen Boulevard is a city street, cross bears no name. VVhethcr it (H5R) HZ2-()510. Association's prestigious Heavyweight of Poetry AdvLni"ing .4,1 Di'Wlo,' Because 2,500 international sor. "We need to find a balance ty of the computer program. as well as Scott Street." will conti nue at its current locati on to poetry. Championship June 15 in Taos, N.M. Payne Troupe is known for his passion to promote lit­ ADVEllnSING DESIGN & LAVOUT students from more than 90 dif­ between the important and use­ Any display of postings, banners on UH property is uncertain . received her masters of fine art degree in installa­ Lecture: PubMed eracy to youths within schools via poetry, as well as Lorell!l BunJeS. NICk Srlva, SIepi1en Ovoung ferent countries attend UC ful information and the not - Erin Reding and handbills on university HPD officer Scott Tschirhart tion and performance from UCSD in 1999. for his ability to bring together artists of all ethnici­ ClllCULAnON ASSISTANT Berkel ey, the university will not important information.» Daily Ca/1omian grounds are regulated in terms of stopped G ill um on a routine traffic Payne studied under professor Quincy Troupe, T he Bi o medica l library is spon­ ties, styles an d approaches. Greg Emmanuel time and place by UH. A prior violation. After a brief discllssio n, recently named California's Poet Laureate, as well as so ring PllbMed, an introductory A resident of , Troupe has authored 13 authori zation is required before Tschirh art fired eight shots with cl ass all owing ,mendees the oppor­ Jerome Rothenberg and Eleanor Antin while at any placement of symbols on uni­ his service revolver, stri ki ng boo ks, including six volumes of poetry. He has had UCSD. Troupe is a former two-time heavyweight tunity to learn how to search the poetry, articles and essays in more than 200 publi­ versity property. Gillum four ti mes in the back and Medline archive using the National champion of poetry. Gillum's shooting occurred at a once in the arm and abdomen. cations th roughout the world. He edited ."James Widely published, Payne has also performed Look for the second Guardian Li brary of Medicine's state-of-the­ Baldwin: The Legacy' and was co·author WIth Jau time when a succession of police 1schirhart was fired froll1 HPD an PllbMed interface, providing numerous times thrOUghout the United States, incidents caused a public sentiment shortly after the incident, but he musician Miles Davis of the best-selling "Miles: The Mexico and Beijin& China. use rs the most up to date biomed­ Autobiograph( Troupe is also the founding editori­ summer issue on Aug. 12 agai nst Houston Poli ce was cleared by a grand jury. icallitcrarure. Payne's current project is a commissioned per­ Department and hea ted di sc us­ al director CODE magazine. formance for Leilani Chan's Teada Ensemble, tided The event wi ll be held at Troupe's honors include two American sions about police bnltality. - Luis Zepeda Book "Slutoh; which will premiere at Angel's Gate in San ,. C LI CS lib rary in Revell e Coll ege Awards for poetry and non-fiction and the Peabody Also in 1989, an off- du ty offi cer The Daily Cougar on July 18 at 3:00 p.m. Admission Pedro this August. Award for co-producing and writing the radio show Pat Payne resides in Los Angeles and will return to to the event is free for UCSD staff, "The Miles Davis Radio ProjeoIe '" ., pan. wrIhout penn~ . from a World-renowned institution, but do you have the skills changes. sian is S1ric1Iy ptIlhbted. e 2002, .. ,.r.ts reseM!d. ~ /J«JJw tlW'fl Paper Theatre Festival brings 32 years of experience The project's benefactor, the Office of Naval ~ UCSD Guordi1n is not ~ lor the J!!IUm Research, wishes to apply the study'S findings in its of umoIiciII!d fTlOru5CI1JCS or art Tho __ """",sed needed to transform your education into a sophisticated work The Arts Librari es at UCSD in law enforcement "'-' de not necessrit ~ the """""'" of UCSD 'Media Services is looking for bright, construction of ships, submarines and other vehi­ ~ UCSD Gurrrdiln, the Un-.nv of (aJ,1om1d or environment. will present the Paper T heatre cles and structures. the "'sociMed SludenIs. Tho UCSD Guordian " energetic, scrvic e~ and lechnology.oJientcd Fcstiva 1 each Saturday afternoon Orville King. a 32-year law enforcement veteran, The composite metal, known as shape memory funded solely by ac!vert>S"'tI. O!w ~ party and ~' s homeless. slude n ts to fill openings for Fall 2002. Be a UCSD Extension offers prOlflms that will assist you In lalnlnl that cDmp.Uti" at I p.m. Miniarure replicas of was appointed as the new UCSD Chief of Police on alloy, will be able to return the material back to its fa mous theaters in Denmark, July 1. King will replace Maudie Bobbi~ who retired original shape after undergoing superelastic defor­ part of th(~ d)"flamic: wam t.hat ddi\'t!rs and lilp. WIth professional proll"ams that tlke you Into the realm of what Ilne.d.d England, France and Spain will be last year. mations. operat.es audio-visual equipmt'nl to most. to be successful In today's competitivi Job market. Explore .ssential business used to house short presentations Bom in California, King brings a broad range of Sia Nemat-Nasser, the director of the Center of General Editori.l; 534-6581 classes and some speciaJ events on (:ampus. skills and ensure you stand apart from tilt competition. of operas, ball ets, Shakespearean experience in both the police and sheriff depart­ Excellence for Advanced Materials and principal News and Futures: 534·5226 plays and H ans C hristi an ments to UCSD. He was a captain with the Seal investigator of the project. will be making break­ Opinion. Sports and PIIoIO : 534-6582 Anderse n stori es. Beach Police Department and was responsible for Ihrough improvements to the shape memory alloy H;'tus: 534-6583 ~®b$\m AdIIertisinl Office : 534-3466 Ea ch performance fearures live all pol ice services at John Wayne Airport and the family, which was originated over 30 years ago. • Flexible schedules • Great pay Fu: 5J4-7691 for more information about Extension and the /;" music and dramatic readings. After Sheriffs Air Support Bureau and Mounted Nemat-Nasser, arong with Professor. Kf!lneth • P(~ rtonnallce bonu.'1t~S • Paid training every show, visitors are given the Enforcement Unit. Vecchio and researchers from the Unrvet'5lty of E-mail : ec1lf~"u.dl.n . Of' department of Busine$S and Professional / opportunity to work on the next King has experience in patrol, investigation and Washington and California Institute of Technology, Jh UCSD GlHlnIItm p------. Development, call 858/882-8034. I Ii(!m. ~l.imjl~~ : theater's construction. administration, as well as in developing and direct­ will be combining non-metallic materials with plates 1500 Gilman Dr. 0116, for information about UCSO's Admission to the event is free. ing law enforcement programs. :, ' ''isit .".,diocm"" ufs(i,tdu and :I of shape memory Nickel-Titanium and rods embed­ La loll., CA 12011-oJ16 UCSD Complementary enrollment For more information, ca ll Scott King also has a strong educational background, ded with hollow ~ass beads in the development of Actual location: Second Float, ucso : click on "Student lob Informatl0n" : • 'EXTENSION Paulson at (858) 53 4-8074. induding a masters degree in public administration the new composite metals. Student Cemr Building ,... Rm. 2 I 7 : or rail U ~ at 858/ 534-.5784 : procram, call 858/534-3400. I I :, ___ __AI'P';couons______~,tJd unliI9/12/2002 • ______._._. ___ 4:

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Litigation motivated by is a sign that says "Fat Free." 1 deal with these people all day. trying to gc t rnto his gl rlfncnd\ OPINION hatred of Christianity These are not SAT words, These are the people running the pams at the tim e): .. Did yo u put people. A five- year-old could read big businesses of San Diego. The the fl avor in'" 4 ClPl'\:ll)N THE UCSD GUARDIAN Continued from page 4 basically them. There is no rea.l'011 for any­ sa me morons who can't read a Me (realizing that jenny Craig Furthermore, Paulson himself one to ask what the fat-free flavors danm frozen yogurt flavor si gn are customers are sca ry) : "Ycsl wrote an article for The HII7nII1Iist in are. But this is what always hap­ the CEOs of Microsoft. Cookies 'n cream!" . which he makes hi s stance on God pens: But, to be fair, ice cream makes Ben (trying not to show that he clear. While fighting in Viemam, An idiot comes in. Call it a sixth me stupid, too. One of my jobs is impressed witll my flavor) : "Did he lost his faith in God, crying, eing around ice sense if you will, but I can always (besides being nice to illiterate you put the suction h'ose in the "You sadistic God! You 're not wor­ Bcream is kind of tell which ones the idiots arc. dieters) is to clean the yogurt bucket?" thy of my worship I" and "To hell like when you meet What can I say' - I have a gift. machines and change the non-fat­ Me (God, these people are at the with Godl" Although I have never Anyway, this idiot will squint free fla vors (because, as we have goi ng to eat m e) : "Yes! Into the been in a wartime si tuation and The Sexiest Actor Alive (even t11 0ugh the signs are two feet established, the fat-free ones IIn'fI' cookies 'n crea lll hucket!" therefore cannot truly understand in the supermarket: It from the counter) at the frozen rbo1lgt) . Ben (holdrng h;ld Ill!> pr.II'c): hi, anger toward or "fallout" with yogurt machines for a couple of Surprisingly, 1 don't denl with "OK, did you close the dow';" God, I nt:vertheless cannot compre­ looks really good, but minutes, looking confused ;1I1d, machinery as well as I do with peo­ ,VIc (wondering if 1 should hend why Paulson must force that it turns you into a well, idiotic. ple. I know what you're thinking: throw Reeses Pieces at the jennv cross roads anger on thousands of others who stumbling, bumbling, Idiot: "So, what flavors does How can that be? I am so amica­ Craig-ers to keep them at bay): don't share the same fee ling. this frozen yogurt come in?" ble ! But it's true. "The cookies 'n cream dUlIr? " There have heen many battles not-eve n -c I ose-to­ Me (smiling sweetl y, being the 1 am the kind of person who Ben (horny and pissed by now ): against Christi ani ty and the beliefs being-sexy idiot. patient, lovi ng person that 1 am): ca n't work a toaster without read­ "Dammit arric, get lIvcr the held by Christians. Most recently, When I got a part-time job at a "They're ri ght there on the ing the instruction manual - cookies 'n cream ." The Mount Soledad cross's two words, which no one really frozen yogurt shop near my apart­ machines." front-to-back - at lea st four Me (reall y di sappOi nted th :1I cared about until they were chal­ ment, I had three goa ls in mind: Idi ot (nodding nonchalan tl y) : ti mes. T hen I will burn the toast Ben isn't into Oreos): "Yes, 1 ,hut future is needlessly murky ICI11{cd , were stri cken from the To get free ice cream. "Rii ii iight. But which are fa t anyway, so I'll call 1-800-TOAST­ rhe door." 1'le ~ lge of Allegiance: "Under God" To earn a little extra cash (with free ?" - IT, the toll -fr ee toast help line. Ben's girlfriend must ha ve wa, hcld to be unconstinltional. which to buy ice cream). Me (sti ll paticnt and loving): T hen I'll electrocute myself trying given lip on hll11 a t that pOI Ill, \Nhy taxp"yers had to spend To get free ice cream with free "The on~s right u,?,c1er the sign to get new bread in, whi ch will because he rea ll y started to foet", he cross on Mount Solcd,ld tnvor the mem ur ial assot'l,ltIon (II' thcir money on a case that makes toppings on it. that says, Fat Free. remind me that I don 't even like Ben (is that his teeth 1 h";lr has been under scrutiny for others with plam to retain thc little or no difference today is I have sin ce added an objective Idiot (rea ll y eXl:ired): "Oh yu m! roast. grinding?): "Carrie, did Y()U till 11 t over J3 years, and it will cross." In short, prosccutcrs s.lId , bevond me. When was the last to my list: To lIor kill the next per­ Peanut butter and strawberry!" So bcrng in charge of machines the machine on?" remain that way until it is remuved "The deck was tacked." til;le \Ve sa id the pledge anyway? son who asks me what the fat-fre e Me (not as loving, but still th;lt actually turn goo (yes, that is a Ohhhhhhhi or resold. We ll, thanks for the detail, And when we did , it didn't mean fl avo rs are. smiling - 1 really want a tip here): very technical ice cream term) into Me (li ght bulb going on 'JilT There is no reason for thi s ulti­ folk s. We can't make an)' LOndu­ anythi ng to liS, did it? Not really You see, there are seven "No. Vanilla and chocolate. Those froze n yogurt probably isn't a my head): "OK, hye Ikl1 '" matum: Philip Paul on, an atheist sioll s based on the prosecutor', - it was just so mething we sa id yogurt machines, each of wh ich are always the fat-free llavors." good idea . (Turning to the jenny Cnllg p<.:tI­ and member of the Society of opinions. Wi thout facts , there is before learning about long divi­ holds a separate frozen yogurt Idiot (no longer exci ted, glar­ One night, after making a pie happily) "It 's O K guy,! l'ttl of Separationists, doesn't really want nothing to go on. \1\'", do know sIon . flavor. 1\vo of the machines are ing at me accusingly) : "Oh no, I brand new batch of cookies 'n going to nlrn the yogurt on no\\, '" what is constitutional in the sepa­ that the highest bidder was till' Does this theme of wasteful always full of fat-free flavors, don't think so. Last week it was cream, I realized that the ma chine I bet Ben was sa ying the S,1II1 e ration of ch urch and sta te. Paulson Mount Sol edad ,\,lemorial and unnecessary lawsuits have ro which are alwaY$ chocolate and on1l1ge and ca ramel. " was broken. I discovered this after thing to his girlfriend n gh t ahout SR~DIEGO just wants to attack Christianity. Associa tion at $106,000. We also continue? I don 't believe Paulson vanilla. And because the owner of Me (this person better give me 15 minutes of pulling the handle then. Philip Paulson and Howard know that it has since spent has a problem with the cross on the establishment actually a lot of extra money, because I am and not getting anything out. So basica ll y, if yo u cat ICc Kr eisner attested in court in about $1 mill io n on improve ­ REAL ESTATE public land. 1 believe he has a thought that the people who still smiling): " o. It' always Yeah , that took 15 minutes. crea m, you're an idiot. I I' )'011 \l'ori.: 1989 that they we re "deeply ments to the site, in c ludln ~ problem with the cross in general. come in would be more intelli­ chocolate and vanilla." So I ca ll ed the manager. with ice cream, yo u're ,Ill idiot offended" by the cross on the 6,000 pla(lueS in memory of wa'r and by coupling nis personalmoti­ gent than your average pile of Idiot (not believing a word of Me (trying not to sound who gets free dessert. And If you mountain and "eteralh. It vation behind these "constitution­ shit, the names of the tlavors are it): "Are you sure'" alarmed, even though six jenny ask me what th e fat- free l!avllI" argued that they ,C CIllS that the)' al" lawsuits with the sketchiness of right there on the machi nes, in Me (my face "fally hurts)· Craig patients just ordered cookies are, I will shove a \Va ffle CIIlle \I P would "like to The Mount Soledad arc the one, III the case's hase in the first place, peppy, bright letters. And right "Positive." 'n cream): "Ben, the machi ne is your ass. take in the spec­ Memorial Association favor of the th e affair becomes clearly ridicu­ to "0 r;lc ul ar views of there, ri ght underneath the Idiot (ready pig out): K, I broken!" And then I will turn )Ollr ... has since spent t'l'oS~ - lI ut the lous. words "chocolate" and "vanilla," want a large strawberry." Ben (a nnoyed because he wa s yogurt on. San Diego from government. rhe park on about one million Allow lilt: to Mount Soledad, dollars in also give you but avoid(edJ some luck­ tloing so improvements to the ground on the bec;luse of th e site, including 6,000 Society of cross '5 domi ­ plaques in memory of Separationists, nance of the the !>Ocierv of Want a Blast? AU \\ hilltop." They war veterans. It which Paulson is can make a le ga l seems they are the a member. It's an n case about the ones in favor of the atheist group cross beca use "dedicated to the t\ stSS\U they have been cross - not the complete and "injured due to government. absolute se para ­ their not being tion of stare and able to freely religiOn/church," usc public areas." according to the daily appellate Go cry me a river. I lose my report taken on March 24, 1993, freedom to go to public places by Circuit judge Beezer. when parks bel:Ollle well -known I have 00 problem with that. hangouts for gang members and Everyone in the United States is HOSTEL & EURAll SUPPLIES Money BeI1s, Sleep Sheets, locks' Coble leeks, my life is at risk for wearing the free to belong to whatever grOllJ l wrong color, but this doesn't give Toi~try Ofgonlzers, Pock Towels, 2002 Books &Mops they choose, as long as it doesn't Dual Volloge AppIiorlces, Converters &Adopto r PllJ9$, me the ri ght to sue. personally injurc anyo ne or Rain Gear, Clothing and much much mOle! Last Au!,'ust, the Ninth Circuit infringe upon anyone's rights. Court of Appeals approved the However, I have yet to rcad sale of the cross to a non-profit any literature fro m ' this group memorial association. On june 26 that does not include the bashing of this year, the court reversed that of Christi.tntty. I wouldn't haw decision, making the ,;a le void such a problem with them if th ey beca use those in favor of the cross argued agaillst other religiOn> ;" were "given 1 The editor for a similar article in have read by socicry memher, TIll' Sa(1'LlmCI/tO Ber quotes Pa ulson have dealt with why C hristianity .. . e\JW(' and his attorneys as saying "the hid­ is .wrong and why God doesn't ding process fur the land was eXI St. !lawed," and that "the city's requjre­ O Network Administrators O Techies o Serious IT Professionals ments for the purchase tended to See CROSS. 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, .. '; .." . 6NEW THE UCSD GUARDIAN MONDAY, JULY 15 ,2002 MONDAY, JULY 15, 2002 THE UCSD GUARDIAN NEW~ I UC Davis paper condemned State budget remains Content in parody issues sparks controversy unpassed after deadline By CARLAN WENDLER a student whu has repeatt'dly Cl'Ill­ errors to miscomlilunicatiuns and Senate's revision adds more than $20 million Senior Staff Writer cized the paper. simple oversights. Commcnring on this reccnr Alice Hannam, Media Board back into ues from Gov. Davis' May version Till: >tudell[ newspaper at UC conflict herween fre e expression chair, raid the Sfm Fl'fJ1lciJ't'o 1),1\ I, hJ, drawn fire frolll sru­ and respect for others, Aggie Cln'ol/ide that the parody issue vio­ By EVAN MCLAUGHLIN restored by the senate's revisioll. delll~. ,tafT and cumlllunity mcm­ Editor in Chief Fitz Va said, "The la ted good taste and expression, News Editor An allocation of $2 .5 mill ion has UCSDG ARDIAV h~r\ ()\ er the publicatton\ ycar­ difference isn't between having a which is one of the standards the been made to fund the UC systems new L'IHI '1)001' I,MIC. right to do sOlliething lor nm], hut uoard drew up for the Ilggi/'. t\ month aftt:r Gov. Gray Davis submit­ dual ad mi ssions process. Add itionall y, Olle cU lltroverslal item found whether we should or not." Administrators arc qucstiolling ted hi, ,\ 13), revision of the 2002-03 fiscal The , UCSD's charter 1 111 the June 2-t isslIl' of the Editors for the Aggie arc select- the current system for the newspa­ year budget to the state legis- school, has been grant­ C'.lltli)l'/lIn " / J{~/r was a digitally­ per, as well as debating th eir 1 Iatllre, the budget remains ed :In additional I - ;;~~~~~i;~~~ --- i .IIILTcd Illlagc of a 20-fout phallic response to the situation. Over a Guo,d"," file photo unpasscd and unimplemented ''The conflict is $400,000 froll1 the May '}'TlIbol superimposed between a The difference isn't month after the incident, UC bt:cause it is pending passage revision . Othcr funding I Always Good ••• Always Guaranteed! I )'Ullllg brother .lIld sister as they Walking out: ~a A. Silbuagh (left) was unsuccessful In her bid to prosecute partisan, between Davis officia ls have still nm eluci­ 111 th e assembly. increa,es include $8.4 I I played on "egghead" statues on the between having a the Koala at the May 22 and June 5 campus-wide JudICIal board heanngs. dated any new strategies for advis­ The stalemate ha s been the Republicans mill ion to the Coll ege I I Davl, CJ mpu,. The image struck right to do something ing the paper or given any indica­ on:urnng fur weeks, accord­ Preparatory Initiative I lIIany rcaders as oddly inappropri­ tion of whether Vo will retain his and Democrats, and I Chicken Rice Bowl [or not]1 but whether the rules to threaten with VI()­ mg to Ma rgaret F. Plyatel, and $1 lIlill ion to stu­ 1 .He fur J cOlllmunity publication. position. The Media Board is com­ le nce." lies in a difference I a Medium Drink we should or nof' Koala: assistant vicc chancell or of dem initiated outreach. I For over J dozen years, the piling a synopsis of the complaints Watson c1aimt:d that the univo:r­ resource management at in opinion about Nonetheles , $23 mil­ I Not valid With any other offer Wllh coupon on ty . t.1(.~1/' ha~ run a spoof issue to that it has received, and Chad National spotlight on e-mails sity's response was misinterprcted Expires 8/12/02 I - Fitz Vo UCSD. lion rt:mains cut from I c1o~e out the academic year. Carlock, the attorney retained by between Martinez and Aguilar taxes:' [ditor in chief, by some as condoning ,Vlarrincz's "Right now, the struggle is UCSD's research budget. I I \ cLOrdl ng to Davis administra­ the young siblings' parents, thinks statements. California Aggie Continued from page 1 about politi cs," Pryatel said . Pryatel says that she is still I NO MSG • NO BONE • NO SKIN NO FRTlNG I tor, .l lId rc.ldetlts, IJ{f!,ir writers that a lawsuit may still threaten. "Our response was nut to "The conflict is partisan, - Marqaret Pryatef prepared for the worse. .llld edllor, well[ too far with this "Wc want qui ck, decisive action statements. encourage stud ents to usc vio­ Assistant vice chancellor berwecn the RcpubliGlIls and "'Ne arc ready fur any­ Jolla Village Center (next to Rubio 's) (858) 5870 8989: l'cJr\ I ~s ue . to prevent this from happening "The idea that a student can lence as a means of solving a prob­ Democrats, and lies in a dif­ of resource management thing," she said . "[n the :La . ()ther t'Untroversia l item, cd by the UC Davis Media Boa rd , ag>,in," Carlock told the Cln·onide. make a threa t aga inst our organi­ lem, but to put the iss ue into the ference in opinion abuut past. we've seen revisions 3t ------~ IlIdudcd an altcred photo m which a committee of administrators, Carlock stated that the family of the za tion directl y to the man whose campus' disciplinary proccss, " he taxe, ." U11 staf(e In U1C ga lIle , and J while ,uldt:1ll suspiciously eyes a faculty lIlembers and sUldents th:n picmred children will wait to see responsibility it is to oversee the said. Th~ budget ha, alrcady undcrgone mod ­ budgers have gone into August without being t'ul'Illcr black suldetlt body presi­ also oversees campus broadcast what discipli nary action the UC enforcement of the student con­ According to Liddle, thc l\",tllI Ifi,.ltIons 111 the senatc, where It W.IS already passed. " I------~------, dt:II~, holding a knife that the Aggir services. When the spoof issue wa Davis adm inistration issues before duct code is absolutely shocki ng," filed a suit ag.linst UCSD in a Sail passed. \Vhile the May revision called fo'r The California _ tarc constiruuol1 sratcs I 'Llff pasted into thc image. The published, Vo had only recently exercising any options for a lawsuit. Liddle said. "He didn't enforce Diego County courrhou>e on June cuts uf over $162 millioll of the University Ihilt the blldgct should hal'c hccn )la,sl.'d b)' 1"t1C al"l contained scveral off­ taken over the role of editor in the rules. He didn't even mention I MURl'JI-IY EYE CEl'fIEI\ of Crlit'ornia's funding, over $20 million wa s June 30. cllio r re lllarks about Mary Vasquez, chief, and attributes some of the See ACCIE, P~e 7 to IMartinez] that it wa s against See VERDICT, PaR!' 7 I SCRIPPS L A J 0 L L A I I 10: Verdid: I prescription eyeglasses and $8,800 in cash was seized Impending lawsuit filed by the Koala I Bud2et: non-prescription sunglasses Fall Fest Win be held on from student's apartment for "abuse of power by the university" I I 2 % off RIMAe field for more space Continued from page 1 Continued from page 6 I Continued from page 1 police, San DIego Pohce Vice Unit 5, asking for, among other tllIngs, a fai led req uesl 1 Walk over today! MURPHY EYE CENTER I on the Scripps La Jolla Campus 10 maintain si milar leve ls of and the Californi'l D 1\', partici­ for an adjunction to stop the judicial board inves­ pated in the operation. tigation. Liddle said that the specifics of the ca~e 9834 Genesee Ave. Ste. 209 funding and to sllpport emerging I Basic Eye Exams $70 858.457.2220 programs, the A.S. Council budget 'Iivo undercover Alcoholic could not be disclosed. but that it had to do with dips into its mandate reserve fUlld l3cvCf.Ig-t: Control Investigators "the abuse ot' pOlVcr exhlhited ill' the ulllversit\,." 1______------by $50,000. The $HOO ,OOn of provided the task force with key Both Watson 3Ild Agllii:lr c'ontend that they reserve money is meant to fUlld proof \\'hell the), were able ro pur­ arc unaware of any lawsuit. The I\olllll's legal rep­ cha se [,llllllier/eit IDs IInde by resentative, Elliot Camel', \l'a, unavaIlable for --- ~------I new programs and act as ;111 A.S. Council safety net in th., event 01 Klclll for $12 'i t:ach. comment. I The JOInt task fi) rce ha, also Tht: lll1iversiry Issued a pre» release June 19, an unforeseen problem, such :J!. a 1 lawsuit or needing to aid a !',uitllg ~harged KlclI1'" roomlllate, 2 I-ycar­ statmg that "thc charge, a~alll\t the KUill1I havc SPACE FOR HIRE old (;ilbert Lazca no, WIth allegedly consequently heen dropped" dul.' ro "imuflicicnt I A.S . enterprise. 1 The spending of malldate aldlll/( KI~11l 111 lIIakmg anti tl ISO'lb­ eVIde nce to substantlatc" the II1lti,,1 COlllplilll11. UIII1 g- the t:lkl.' [J),. Both I\Jctn and Liddle hellcvcs thc droppIng thl.' chargc, h :1 reserves, acco rding to Brown, 'la, or 1 "solely to fund at the basic Icv.,1 th e Lazc.1I11) !,'TCW up m San Jose, Calif. rehef when cOlllpJrcd to lu~t an ,Icqultt.d (If the I San DIego PoiKe Vice ni t alleg a tl()n~ bl' the ludl('1:11 h(] ~lI'll. things that the A.S. ne ed~ trl he 1 Llcutenant Robert Kanaski stated jUtiictal board basicalh' fOllnd II> lIot funding." '~T h e I tn a pres, release that pulice Inve guil!)', ~l! whi ch POInt th l.' UI'lIl'CI'SIII ' deCIded tl) Th;s year's budg'et ha, al"l I included ~CII' progra-m, th;lt h'l\ ~ dlsL·O\·t:rcd II h made hy Klel n as droll th c ch ar~c s." LIddle said "1 make Ih.1l tilS­ ne ver been funded hdore. Ill clud­ 1.11' all'a)' a, Lake Shasta, leadmg ttnclIll n bec~luse, apparelllly. the I'erdlct of the 1 IIlg the new A1itance Pro!!.'r:u ll. allthontle\ to hcllel'c that Klel ll judICIal board IS .lllon-htndlll'( nriln " .. 1 Thc Alitancc J>rogr.;m. II'hi ch 11:ld I>cen m the ('o umerfelt hcen~~ Liddle Imint:1l1ls th~lt the u~II'er'I~1' wlIld h:l \ (' NEXT SUMMER ISSUE. Mon, Aug ~ 1 Inl'lllcs> for ll ull c a I\'hIl e recreated th e COlllplatnt IIno a CII·t! ,ull If I' receil'c d $4.000 in fUlldln l!'. tt-'IIII, : ccord, ng to l,an;lskr, authorities deslrt:d , regardless ot th e ludlCl~1 1 hoard 's rccom­ p:lrtlcipants to work ~ I ' . IIII ~' of the Call L'58.534.346'"' Toda 1f! Id cnulied KIcIl1 \ IDs bl' theI r mendatlon. LGHTA commu nI ty. The flr'l !'wo CO llltnOn , I1l1nor n.l\\". . I\tter i\larnnez submltwd :1 complalll t via ('­ training ses~iom of the vt:.lr \\,cre ;\ulhonttc> would no t providc mail to Aguilar and a lIumbcr 01 other UCS)) described bv Sicrra C:IlCOtl. C)II~ II I thl.' progr.lln \ orga nI zer,. ." lurther cotnmellt hecause the admllllstrators and org.lIli7.:nions ~(ll'. 2(J, 200 I. "extrelllel" sllcccssful." 1I1"esllg-atton I~ ,till pending. the university ~harged tht: 1\011111 \l'llh \'iolating' \"'hile' the budget ~llIot, ne\\' '\ Icgal reprcscnta tive of Kl ei n studem code ot cu nduct ,ectioll ~2.1 O. !-t.n for could not be rt:ached at pres time. allegedly di srup ting a univt:rsity c\·cnl. funds to emerging I)),(lgTallls. Ctlt, were also madc, Marttnez contended that the :-Jov. 19 The Academic SUl:Cc» M EChA meeting was disrupttd by :1 photograph­ Program, which was cl'ealcd :lml er who took pictures of him in an ~Ict or retal ia­ rUII hy students to ma ill tain ~ I high · Aggie: ti on against the coment of a rec<:1Il Krlll/tl issue. The Kania mai ntai ned that the photographer wa s cr student retention rale al UCS)) In Editor chief's fate remains not on the publica ti on's stafr, that he WilS not through hook IcndinL(' and tutor­ an unanswered question ing, received a budge-t cut despIte a ked to ~tte nd the MEChA me eti ng by any Koalfl staff member and tha t no di sruption A favorite of pale invaders the program's growth over the past Continued from page 6 FilS La Jolla year. occurred .It all. and tanned crusaders! The parents of the front-page According to KOfllfl principal member Jeremy La Jolla Village Square The budget .llso spent $30,000 Th l. GOupon 9000 for up to 2 ord.,.,.. Not valid [;T:f:I chi ldren contend thar once the pic­ Rode, several of the publication's members were No~el Drive at Highway 5 At IKEA, you'll find a great selection of stylish furniture and accessories that will make less on annual A.S. executive mem­ wi~ 'ny other offer. Offer ""P"'. 8/12102 t.1:.I:.J ture was altered, the permission (858)270-F[NS ber stipends than was initiallv rec­ in attendance at the MEChA meeting. The Koalfl they granted earlier for the use of going back to school fun. And with IKEA's low prices, you'll save enough money to buy ommended by the stipend co;nmit­ members, Rode s.1id in his testimony at the May the image was revoked. They have tee. Brown will also be making 22 hearing, were not disruptive but were rather all the other stuff you'll need for school. .. like great clothes, new shoes, ·and cool tunesl requested, and the Aggit has com­ $1,125 less than last year 's A.S. "invited to eo me to another meeting" by a plied, with the destruction of any President, Jeff Dodge. MEChA member. SHOW YOUR STUDENT ID AND GET 520 OFF A 5100 PURCHASE . copy of the photo in film, print and With the program cuts and The June 5 hearing was the second time the 1------I digitalmcdia. expansion of Associated Students, Koala was tried in front of the judicial board. An "Our screw-ups are our own; we Brown said that it might he tillle to earlier hearing on May 22 was nullified by THIS WEEKEND ONLYI consider "an activity fee increase." accept responsibility, but we could Aguilar because of the presence of campus : MIt: : use some good advice," Vo said. UCSD students now pay $21 media in the proceedings, Aguilar sa id the nulli­ UC Davis administrative offi­ fication of the first hearing was in accord~nce each quarter in acti\'ity fct:s to : TERIYAKI GRILL : cials were unavailable for comment Associated Students. Then.: has not with bylaws of the UCSD student code of con­ I I by press time for this article. duct protecting a student's right to privacy. been any official anempt to raise this fee. Hours: MON-SAT lOam-9pm Brown also said that the A.S. : Combo Meal : : (Reg. Chicken Teriyaki bOWl, : SUNDAY lOam·7pm Council is rooking at additional ways to increase revenue. I Med. Drink, and Side Salad) I live Better. "The A.S. is considering creat­ www.ikea·usa.comI619.563.lKEA 1/2 ... _"' ...... - .... ing a new enterprise, such as :1 bal­ www.ucsdguardian.org I I To ~, ~ your ~ 1.0. 10 ~ a:-h- at time 0I~ . No ruinc:t.:b. Valid 011 iMtoci rnerchandi .. and aIItOm ordIn only. This aIfw has no cash loon delivery service, a hair salon :. COSTA VERDE CENTER Restrictions :;/aJf:J' : ...aIue, I! In forol currency and IS not...alid with arty dher promofiOII CK 011 p!W¥ious purc:hoI8s. 0i1COUfll is applied bJore laic. Some fXOducts ,*"ire ouembIy This or a record sture on COIlIlPUS," is a Nme limittld • .0Irer ...alialbum, By ANNE CONG-HUYEN /'i I !lATUS MONDAY, JULY 1'5, 2002 IINo!" in downtown San Diego on July 25 Associate Hiatus Editor ions and ti ge rs and wombats) By DAVID BYNUM "Mal colm in The Middle," titled Now all vo u animal lo\'ers l::l n Staff Writer "You're Not the Boss of ,\Ie L\·i, it the Sa n DIego Zoo during Now," for wh ic h the band its cXll: nded SUllllll er hours and hey ,\llght Be Giants is a recently won a Grammy. I'eve! in rh e rarely seen hab its of band yo u have probabl y The talent level of the grollp nUl: turnal anilllais like those Summer Thea rd uf bllt ne ver li stened is clear enough; the on ly thing in ,Id orahlc wombats. Ill. They broke through the question is how the group With stringed li ghts draped , hr out! of anonymity se veral chooses to spend their enerb'Y. 1'1'0 111 exotic tropi cal folia ge, :I yea r ~ ago wh en they released The band released "Mink CIr," rom anti c and striking alllbi ance Concert Preview "FltlO d," uf which th e most an album that fea tured jllst wh at enve lopes each person who t: nters 11lIt .lhl c si ngl es inc! uded )'OU expect fr om the group : through th e tall wooden gate!> that lillnyof performing artists and athlctes will assemble at ., IQ ;lI1h ul (nut Constantin ople)" songs that are lyri call y and musi­ mark th e entranl'e to the San Diego the Coors Amphitheater for the Jeep World Outsid e .1Ilt! "Parti de ,\lan." cally innovative :tnd cl ever. Zou. Festival. Presented by House of Blues, the Jeep Worl d The group also recentl y One of th e la rgest zoos :lnd Outside Festival will use its music and outdoors to ce le­ released an album called "No!," resea rch facilities in the worl d, the A brate the sun and surf of San Diego. With twu stages, a Concert which is tOuted as the bamJ's Sa il Diego Zoo is one of th e fe w POOIO (ounesy of The San O,ego Zoo variety of elaborate sports facilities and several cx hibits, the fcsti\'al "tlrst album for rh e whole falll i­ organi zat ions to ha vl: two g':lnt looking out: Apol ar bea r plays dUring nIght time l OO, open untlll September promises to please diverse tastes in Illusic and pastimes. Iy." From mainstream rad io, to pnlldas, whi ch arc on loan for fertil ­ PREVIEW lIIovie themes, to pioneering ,I The first half of the festival - the music portion - offers plenty ity rcse,lre h and to produ ce "ff­ JIlal habitats ;md th ~ drea l1l -lIk e.: ,pcct:lclc" exhll.!r;ll lng , ho\\ , .I ntl of rock 'n' roll and, of course, the ubiquitous reggae act. Headlining is new genre or wha\ mi ght be ,pring. And sin ce three-year-old atll1 osph ere.: , various uthcr shows !i \'c IIlmlC g' lve e\'cr\, re.h(J n to Sheryl Crow, the Southern California diva of beach music. Fans ca n Since rh en, rh e world of pop­ known as kidd y-rock, no one C:lI1 bahy panda I IlIa "'lei \\' ill return to .In d evc nts arc sc heduled to enter­ vi , it the zO;" ;In d th'c adlll",,,,n ul.lr II lus ie has heard little from he sure wh at to expect fr olll a expect her to support hcr new album, "C'mon C'mon," whi ch has China th is August, , he is a mll>[->cc talll and educ ~te th e zoo's pat rons prtcc, aren'r 11.ld clth er " I () i() lor hand lik t: They i\llght Be recently been eating up air time with the appropriatel y-named ~i n glc the g- roup. Surprisingly, They dUI ing extended VI ewi ng hours. during th e da y. adulh, $11 .- , lor lhddll'n .\l lght Be GIants spent the last Giants . "Soak Up The Sun." Thc album has been dcsc ribed as offering the ,\ tany o th er anim als, frail I hip­ "SuIt birds" fcature; IO-foOI between the .Ige, of threl' .Il ltl II. few years UOIn g wurk that most Their upcolll1n g lOur to sup ­ feeling of driving to the beach during summer vaca ti on, wh ic h i, proh­ pos and gIraffes to wulverines and tall puppets led hy ~ , haman, all d chlldn'n II lldel' the .I~l· 01 to peo pl e wo ulu he familiar with. pOrt" 0'" is described :IS "lcid s­ ably why she was chosen headline. boa co nstrictors, arc all ~vai l a ble whil t: ''Jungle: Drea ms, The thl'ee Jrl' free Student , get .1 'I'e.:­ Thl' b:ILHI 's tremendous talent only" shows, as well as a nUlllb t: r Sh aring the first stagc with Crow is Train, Of A Re vo lut ion ,11 1< 1 for ~ ' o ur viewing pleasur e. But Return" pn:scllts a bn ra 'ri c mu sI­ cial di-coullt Oil ,tnl1l1 .11 1'.1>'1.:' - .t ca lli e throllgh in their theme of what one can onl y ass llme Zi ggy Marley. OA.R. draws strong Dave Matthews Band compamons now lII any of these exhi bi ts opt' n ca l production about cot:xi ste.:n cc: b:lrg.lill ) '1)11 e:m't 1'.1" lip . F ill .1 due to their usc of the saxophone and acoustic guitar, and th ey seem " 'ng for the flllll "Au stin (based on th c fact I'hat th ey are during tht: dar arc also open fo r 011 t:anh. And those: arc onl y rwo , chedllie of c.: \·cnt, pl.!nll ed d.III \', to be the most ami -beach band on the first stage. Unlikc Train, who Po\\' ers: The Spy \tVho Shagged pbying a number of 21 ~ and - viewing during the warm SUllllll er of the many anraclions awaiting VI, It bltp:/hl'7lIrL,,, ..t1 Z0IJ. L'OIll, .11111 1;\, .\ Il' ." The group al so wrote the rel oca ted to San Francisco, O.A.R. hails from Ohio. Rounding out the Sollth ern C,lliforni n ni ghts. CUI'IOLI S patrons. ,;II lII ea ns, visit thl' 11 1.1)01' S.l;l mell ow vibe is Ziggy Marley, the son of Bob Marley, who has takt:n up titl e song fo r the tele vision show Sec GIANTS Page: 10 But apart 1'1'0111 the notable ani- E.xciting animals, colorful Di ego ;Il tracti oll :It it, gre.Il l!> t' his dad's place with the Melody Makers. Ziggy and company's pntent­ cd pop-reggac will undoubtedly induce some high timcs, though nn album of new music hasn't come out of the Marley camp since 199() 's "The Spirit of Music." On the second stage is an even larger selection of music, including Nile resurrects death metal Sex, drugs and chorus the luscious R&B sounds of Remy Shand, the blues of Doyle Branhall and the acollstic folk of Howie Day. Tonic will also be in attendance, a band you may remember from hits "Open Up Your Eyes" ;lI1d "" off of 1996's "Lemon Parade." Ba nd is seeped lines: Rent comes to SO Rounding Out the second stage is jam-laden Pseudopod, who's self­ titled release is packed with jazz fusion, funk and up-tempo prog-rock. in Egyptain While it may sound like an odd mix, Pseudopod is just quirky amI T.he ,15th longes.t-running show examining expansive enough to fit right in with rest of the acts. CIty life to offe r Its award winning flare Athletics form the second half of the festival, one part pro-exhibi­ mysticsm tion, onc part demo for attendees. If you want to learn how to kayak, you can take advantage of the gigantic 30,OOO-galion pool. Or perhnps By JESSICA LONG you don't feel like getting wet. There is always the 24-foot rock climh­ Concert Staff Writer ing tower, the mountain bike course or the slci slope simulator. There @ Theater is even an opportunity to le;lrn to scuba dive, PREVIEW 111 a few weeks, "Rent," one of which, according to festival organizers, is the only th e most successful musical s in REVIEW sport to include the all -important factor of rd ax­ By RINALDO DDRMAN Broadway hi story, will once again ation. All the demos ,Ire staffed with pcrsonnel to Hia tus Editor come to the San Diego Civic .lUdienccs Jllke. assist the learning process. Theatre. Des pi te ~ l \l' h ~ U lTC' S, the 111 , 10- Of the professionals, there are several kayakcrs, .\1enacing, clark and eerie; 311 The best way to descri he: ry of "Rent" has had it, ,harc of mountain bikers and a few slciers and snow bo,lrd­ arc words that jump to mind when "Rent," for those who ha ve never tragcdy. The III II si c:d', cre.ttor, Sheryl Crow ers. Amid the mountain bikers is Jeff Lenosky, thinking of the explosive death secn it, is with the words sex, drugs Jonath an Lar!>oll , died the 11I ~ llt who holds the world record for the vcrtical leap metal band Nile. Despitc being and rock 'n' roll cornbined with hcforc the li r!> t pe.: rftll·I1 I,IIl CC 1'1'0 ;11 ,I brings her with a bike at 45. 5 inches. There will also be sev­ from SOllth Carolina, Nile has love, hate, life and death. aortic ancurys m. eral spons-related vend ors on hand to give demos forgcd a di sti nct sound that they Loosely based on Puccini 's "La "Rcnt" will he ill S:111 Di e"" of their equipment. Even Gi bson guitars will he call "lthyphallic Metal," which is a Boheme," "Rent" deals with issues fro m Au g. 7 th ro ugh ,\ ug. 12 , 1\ I~h laid-back beach present. combination of occult and pagan like hOlllclessness, drug addiction a IO taI of Cllodlt pt:rfo)" I11.II11'C'. Sound like an awful lot to see and do: Well , the ohscssiuns of the ancient Egyptian and NOS. Sct in cw York , " Rent" Ticket prices r;lIl g'c from $ 2 ~ ltJ sound to Coors wonderfu l people in charge have alrea dy thought re li gion, al ong with heavy Middle tells th e story of a grull p of frien d, $() 7. \\'ith "Rel1t" It\,"n ~ ,11th ,I of that, so they're opening the gates th ree hou rs Fa stern music inUucnces. The tryin g to fi l,rurc alit how to best live popll lar show, th ere I" a (!tlllt l early. So pack your waterproof sunsc rccn and get rcs ult is one of the 1II0st intriguing their li ves. chance tl ckc t, will ~ell ')lIt, ,;, 1\\ Amphitheater ready to appreciate everything tllJt LS the grt:,11 and di stinctive sounds in lIlodcrn T here is 110 single plot or ma in Ue,t to pUl'cha!>c tickC I ~ III .Hk.lllt·C outdoors - or at least as much as they could take death metal. chara cter in thi s IIlllsical. The story Ticket~ can ut: [l urc h,l,cd III .I t th" on tour with them. ,\1'tel' forging their uniquc tyle bllilds in hi ts anrl pieces while the S.III Dlcgo .ivlC Box 'Offlcc , Photos courtesy of House of Blues The Jeep World Outside comes to the Coors with (he groundhreaking charac ters move in and our of each th ro ll g·h Bro:ldwaySD. CIl Ill ' II III Amphitheater on July 25. Doors op<: n at 3 p.III ., ",\\IlOngst the Catacomhs of oth ers li\·cs. call ing «() I 'J) 570- 1100. and music is scheduled to start at 6 p.m. :-< ephrcn-Ka" in 1998, Nile began "Relit" ha s been a success for Don 't l1I i,~ tim gre.1l chJ nt'\,' t" cllmhin!{ up the underground severa l vears ,lIld has won !> uch sel' th e ~holl' that, 1I' I1IIe bc.:CIl III III;': dt llng ,ul'port work for estab­ pre s ti g l ~u s a"',ml as th c Tuny all d the 15th -lon[( <: ;t 1'I 11 11l' 11t: ,h"" lished old -seilOol :lCts like the Pul itzcr Pri7.e, ;1 ' wdl a, I:ece.:\·­ cI'cr on B ro , H l ~\' :t\' . I, .11", h:C"IIIIIl" Ohi[u;II'\'. inl( accl a'lll frn ll1 hoth criucs alld all .\mcriea n d'I'·" " " \ Vh :I't followed was a IO UI' as Photo Courtesy of Rel apse Reco,ds hr utal alld bli ste ring as Nil e's unprecedented speed and power. Ipthallic metal: Nile br.ings their unique, genre-spanning blend of Death metal I':ightcen months on the road saw and MIddle Eastern mUSIcal Influen ces to Brick By Bri ck on July 18. th e hand crossi ng the Atl antic to support Morbid Angel's world the fu ll blossoming of Nile's for­ like grinding death mct;" were tour, including the infamous ward-thinki ng approach to death forced to respect the awesoltle Dvno festival. metal. might and sonic vi sion that is . Two years later brought the "Black Seeds of Vengeancc" Nile. ~nd JIlind -blowing subgcnre­ remains camped in orthodox But be forcwarned: Those not crossing "Black Seeds of death metal, but expands beyond familiar with death metal will eas­ Vengeance," which, by all the limited vision. that often traps ily be put off by the genre's disre­ accounts, was a masterpiece of many bands. Using dynamic gard ror tOne and con entional rel entless blast beats, brutal instruments like kettle drums, rhythm. If nuthing else, ju S! look death metal and content-span­ tablas, sitars, tempuras and at songs like "Invocation of the nIn g' in strument sounds. The Tibetan Doom horns, an expan­ Gate uf Aal-Ankh - Es-En ­ J:lw ~ dropping s()und of Am e ri c ~n sive and attention-demanding Alll cnti " or " M as tllrb~tin g' the Story by Rinaldo Dorman, extreme metal wa s seemingly release was wrought. Alon g with 'Var lod." fll ~e d to the dark 'Inll imag\l1 :J­ th e subsequent touring and co­ Nile wi ll hrill )!' th e fll ll ven­ t1o n-t:.lptunng , ound of an cient headlining with Cann ihal omoll !> hile of rhelr enchJ nt ed Hiatus Editor Eg·)·pl. Though th e second Corpse, 'il e managed to bring Photo Courtesy of B,oadway San O,ego fury to Bri ck by Brick 0[1 July 18, alhulll \\'~ th e next step beyond their sound to an evcn wider with II p-:md -coll1illg Origin open­ Facing forward: The Rent extravdganza comes to the San Diego CIV'C Theatre , " , I' "Ncphren-Ka," it also signaled audience. Even those who don't ing the show. Aug. 7 dnd run s through Aug. 12 . MONDAY. JULY 15,2002 THE UCSD GUARDIAN 10 HIATUS THE U D GUA RDIAN MONDAY, JULY 15, 2002 CLASS IFI EDS II

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because 2002 SEARS ~ DIREOORS' CUP I aid so Jt )Slt (:I~I )L 'SF Tritons moving up in Division II ranks he title of Best T Living Baseball UCSD finishes third in Sears Cup standings behind rival Player is up for UC Davis and Grand Valley State grabs for the first By ANU KUMAR men's swi mm ing, and fencing were time in quite a while Sports Editor strong cuntributors to UCSD's due to the passing point total. The rivalry between UC Davis "This is a ve ry impressive of baseball legend and UCSD ~thlctics h~s grown ~ig­ achieve ment for UCSD," sai d nilicandy since the Tritons' jump to UCSD Arh letic DireclOr Earl and national hero DIvision 11111 .?OOO, and the lini~h of Edwards. "And what makes rhls Ted Williams. thc 2()02 Scar'> Director~' Cup r,lce more impressive is that our pro­ \ \ 'ill l.lIm pJ"cd .l\""y./uly 5 In a will .ldd to till! stro ng competitive­ gram is the unly one 111 rhe country progr~ms I'lortd.l Ihl'>PI I"I , le:l\'lllg- hehind ,1 ness dut the two hay!.!. lhat doesn't offer any scholarships." k-~;lC\' of h.l'oehall g-n:,lllll!S~. The Aggles cbimed their lifth The Tritons experienced suc­ , Thl! San Dlcg-;) lwive reached ;\iation;lI ColleglJte :\ thletic cess ill every season this pas t yea r, lh", n,lllllllJI .. porllght ill 11)39 with ASSOCIation Divi'slOn rr Scars and there arc still many UCS D Directors' Cup, while UCSD lin­ lhe 130'0101l Red Sox and never programs rhat will build l;pon rheir lu()k",d h.lCk . \ Villiallls' numbers ished third behind Cr~nd Valley past success and hel p rhe Tri tons .Ire gml-like and truly worthy of his Starc. compere ag~insr UC Davis to win Ilall of Fame ~rarus . Ilowever, one The Sears Cup is annuall y rhe competition for the Se~rs Cup. ha .. to wonder what those numbers awa rded to the best a thletic pro­ \Nomen's soccer will hope to lI'ould have been like if rh e gram in each NCAA division, defend its title in the fall, and the '>plendld Splinter hadn 't losr ~ve Universities Jrc awarded poi nts men 's team will look to ger off to a prime YC:lrs to lighting in both based on their linish in seven men 's better starr rhan ir did in 200 I and Guardian file photo \ \'orld \ Var II and the Korean \iVar Sports and seven women 's sports, make tlle playoffs. The men's and .l'o a lighter pilor. In its seven yea rs of experience wOlllen 's baskerball reams also hope Scoring points: Triton soccer player Erika Alfredson (above, left) fights for a in Division II, UC Davis tini shed to If 'Ihldy Ballg'lme had those develop their respective squads ball during a game against UC DaVIS last year. A Triton (below) attempts a dIVe. live ~l!aSons back, statistici ans have either first or second. The Aggies and contribute points tQ UCSD's proJl!Cled thar he would be the 311- won rhe Sears Cup in 1996, 1997, Sc~rs Cup toral. The Triton baseball tllne leader in RBIs, runs and walks. 2000 and 2001. team, full of young talent, hopes to I Ie would have been close to 700 Accumulating 571.5 points over turn away critics again next spri ng homl!rs. lIe wou ld have had 3,000- the year, the third-pl~ce Tritons :lI1d earn a tri p to the playoffs. plus hIts. In short, 'vVilli ams would finished 171 .5 points behind UC "It's our goal to improve next have been indisputably rhe greatesr Davis. Women's soccer, softball, year," Edwards said. "Hopefully, womens and men's tennis, women's pl 'lyer to play the game. wirh our fans continuing to suppOrt Personally, I rhink rhar 'Ied and men's track ;lnd field, women's us, we will he able to finish ahead Wilh ams is ' already rhe greatest and men's volleyball, women's and of Davis." player to eve r play rhe game. I'd hke to sec Barry Bonds hit .388 II'llh 3H homers at the age of 40. I final Sears biredors# Cup standings lI'ou ld lik l! to sec any modern slug­ ger go rhrough a season with less school points t1Wl 50 srrikcouts like Williams did in all bur three of his seasons - he UCDavis 743 had fi4 as a rookie, 54 in his second yea r and 51 in his fourth year. Grand Valley State 687 Ir 's a joke and borderline blas­ UCSD 571.5 phemy to even compare players like Truman State 54 l'. 5 Barrv Bonds to Williams. I will Guardian file photo gra nt that Bonds is a great player. Bur he's nor anywhere close to where Ted Williams was as a hitter. Modern baseballs are wound tighter for more offense. Modern hats are crafted more accurately UC Berkeley faces additional sanctions and solidl y for berrer pop. Modern IJitchers are not allowed to throw School will appeal additional NCAA punishment for 1999 miscondunct inside to hirre rs. Even if rhey are, modern sluggers like Bonds are BERKELEY - UC Berkeley In regards ro tlle academic case, directOr and his executive sraff to a five-year period from I f)(Ji- ."Iowed to wear armor on their will appeal the National Collegiare the NCAAS tindings were similar a head football coach - we also 2001, came to Iighr during rhe e1huws, eliminating fear and allow­ Athletic Association decision made to those issued by the Pacilic-IO have installed new procedures university's self-reported invt~­ Inl,:' them to put all of their weighr June 26 on past rule violations in Conference last June. California's that will safeguard from this ever tigative findings. IIHO :very pitch. The game is the school's foorball program, foorball prognun has already ful­ happening again." "I t!xpected we would receive gl!ared toward offense, yer modern according to UC Berkeley filled its Pac-IO penalty of losing Specitically, Cal's academic some additional penalty from thl! pl,lycr~ still ca n't touch Williams as Chancellor Robert M. Berdahl. four scholarships, since rhe improprieties occurred when a NCAA, although it is unfortunarc hitler~ . In publicly reprimanding the Golden Bears played lasr season university professor independent­ that a new administration and ;\iulllhcrs aside for a minute, university for a 19!)9 acade mic with only 81 scholarship players. ly awarded false academic credits coaching staff must bear the hur­ 'Ied Williams had somerhing else fraud case and other rule infrac­ This new NCAA ruling, if to two former student-athletes den," said California head foor ­ that made him so great. It was a tions involving tlle Cal foorball upheld, means Cal would operate rerroactively in rhe spring of ball coach Jeff Tedfurd, who was quality rhat can't be measured . It program over the past five years, wirh 83 football players on grant­ 1999. The two student-athletes hired by the school in December. was his courage and commitment the NCAA imposed a one-year in-aid awards during the next four then competed in the fall of 1999 "Obviously, we would like to have to his country that made him a role postseason ban for 2002 and years and would field 84 scholar­ while ineligible, having failed to a full complement of scholarships model. Thai is a term that isn't placed the school on a five-year ship players in 2006 before properly earn the minimum num­ and no bowl restrictions this year. used too often to describe national probation. The football program returning to the NCAA limit of ber of academic credits required But I don't expect this ruling to be athletes. But here was a guy who was penalized further by the loss of 85 scholarships in 2007. during the academic year for sat­ an impediment for our football gave up tive years of his profession­ nine grant-in-aid scholarships over "From the beginning of our isfactory progress. program reaching its ultimate al career to defend this country and the next five seasons (2002 -06). tenure here, we took this matter New to these original viola­ goals." he never complained abour how it "We take violations of NCAA very seriously," said Stephen C. tions reponed to the Pac-lO last Gladstone said he was disappi­ hurt his stari stics. rules very seriously at Cal. In'the Gladstone, who assumed his cur­ year, Cal also informed the NCAA onted that this incident would In rimes like these, when our case of academic fraud, there is no rent athletic director duties last of 34 football student-athletes who overshadow Cal's reputation of narion is learning thar heroes don't university that takes this issue June. "The university and the received extra benefits while stay­ having gfeat student-athletes. jllst pl ay for professional sports more seriously," Berdahl said. Pac-IO office have been very ing at hotels before competitions. ""'..5 a whole, Cal features a ream, but rise up in the face of "For this isolated incident of aca­ proactive in the process. While The student-athletes incurred group of student-athletes that narional threats and crises, it is demic impropriety, we accepted we anticipated that there would incidental expenses, ranging from can rival any college in thc co mforting to look back at the life without challenge scholarship loss be added sanctions by the NCAA, 75 cents to $323.03, with 20 of United States," Gladstone said. uf " man who was a hero in both and probation from the Pac-lO. we certainJy are surprised by the the 34 playen making less than "It is truly unfortunate that the respects. Indeed, we self-imposed those severity of this penalty. $20 in charges. In addition to the conduct of a few individual stu­ vVilliams could have owned sanctions. However, in the case of "Fortunately, we can say that 34 Cal student-athletes named in dent-athletes has overshadowed Cooperstown with his five lost sea­ the additional infractions, the all corrective actions already have the report, four football recruits that fact." ~ (ms . I guess now he'll have to set­ NCAA-imposed penalties appear been taken internally. With a visiting the campus also incurred ric lilr the admiration and respect unduly excessive, and that is why completely new management hotel charges. These incidental - UC-News Wire of a college sports columnist. we have decided to appeaL" team in place - from the athletic violations, which occurred during Jllnt 26. 2002