Wit and Humour, Poetry and Couplet Ninth Session (2016) of Sixteenth Lok Sabha (18.7.2016-12.8.2016)
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WIT AND HUMOUR, POETRY AND COUPLET NINTH SESSION (2016) OF SIXTEENTH LOK SABHA (18.7.2016-12.8.2016) Sr. Date Subject Name of Poetry/ N Member/Minist Humour/ o. er Couplet/ Repartee 1. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Poem the situation arising out of Jyotiraditya M. recent violence in Kashmir Scindia Valley 2. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Bhagwant Couplet the situation arising out of Mann recent violence in Kashmir Valley 3. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Badruddin Couplet the situation arising out of Ajmal recent violence in Kashmir Valley 4. 21.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Rajnath Couplet the situation arising out of Singh recent violence in Kashmir Valley 5. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour Shrimati Poem (Prohibition & Regulation) Aparupa Amendment Bill Poddar 6. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour Shri Badruddin Poems (Prohibition & Regulation) Ajmal Amendment Bill 7. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour Dr. Ratna De Politics is not (Prohibition & Regulation) Nag merely about Amendment Bill next election but a moral obligation to the next generation 8. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour Shri Rajesh Poem (Prohibition & Regulation) Ranjan Amendment Bill 9. 28.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Hukum Poems Price Rise Dev Narayan Yadav 10 28.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Tariq Couplet . Price Rise Anwar 11 28.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Jai Prakash Poem . Price Rise Narayan Yadav 12 28.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Rajesh Poem . Price Rise Ranjan 13 29.7.2016 Supplementaries to Q. No. 184 Shrimati P.K. Madam Shrimati . Shreemathi P.K. Shreemathi Teacher Teacher through Madam Hon. Speaker Shrimati Sumitra Mahajan to Madam Shrimati Maneka Sanjay Gandhi 14 29.7.2016 Discussion on Resolution Shri Nishikant Poem . regarding steps to ensure Dubey welfare of Employees Provident Fund Pensioners 15 2.8.2016 Resolution Regarding Approval Shri Dinesh Poem . of First Report of Railway Trivedi Convention Committee 16 8.8.2016 Discussion on The Constitution Shri Tariq Couplet . (122nd Amendment Bill), Anwar Amendments made by Rajya Sabha 17 8.8.2016 Discussion on The Constitution Shri Rajesh Poem . (122nd Amendment Bill), Pande Amendments made by Rajya Sabha 18 10.8.2016 Supplementary to Q. No. 345 Dr. Bhola Bernard Shaw . Singh like Brain and body like me 19 10.8.2016 Discussion on Factories Shri Rajesh Song . (Amendment) Bill Ranjan 20 11.8.2016 Debate under Rule 193 on the Shri Arjun Ram Poem . discussion regarding atrocities Meghwal against the Dalits 21 11.8.2016 Supplementary to Q. No. 361 Shri Pralhad Nitin Roadkari . Joshi 22 11.8.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 Prof. Dr. United we live . regarding atrocities against the Mamtaz divided we die Dalits Sanghamita 23 11.8.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 Shri Poem . regarding atrocities against the Jyotiraditya M. Dalits Scindia 24 11.8.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 Shri P.K. Biju We have a dream . regarding atrocities against the Dalits 25 11.8.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 Shri Rajnath Poem . regarding atrocities against the Singh Dalits A POEM While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir valley on 20.7.2016, Shri Jyotiraditya M. Scindia concluded his speech by reciting the following poem:- ‘càÉå àÉÆÉÊWÉãÉÉå {É® BÉDªÉÉ {ÉcÖÄSÉÉAÄMÉä ÉÊVÉxÉBÉEÉÒ SÉÉãÉ +ÉÆVÉÉxÉÉÒ cè, +ÉÉºÉ®É BÉDªÉÉ nåMÉä ¤Éä¤ÉºÉÉå BÉEÉä, ÉÊ´É´É¶É ®cxÉä BÉEÉÒ ÉÊVÉxcÉåxÉä ~ÉxÉÉÒ cè*’ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the Opposition Benches. A COUPLET While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir valley on 20.7.2016, Shri Bhagwant Mann concluded his speech by reciting the following couplet:- ãÉƤÉä ºÉ{ÉE® BÉEÉä àÉÉÒãÉÉå àÉå àÉiÉ ¤ÉÉÆÉÊ]A, BÉEÉèàÉ BÉEÉä BÉE¤ÉÉÒãÉÉå àÉå àÉiÉ ¤ÉÉÆÉÊ]A, ABÉE ¤ÉciÉÉ nÉÊ®ªÉÉ cè àÉä®É £ÉÉ®iÉ´ÉÉÇ, <ºÉBÉEÉä xÉÉÊnªÉÉå +ÉÉè® ZÉÉÒãÉÉå àÉå àÉiÉ ¤ÉÉÆÉÊ]A* Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the Opposition Benches. A COUPLET While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir valley on 20.7.2016, Shri Badruddin Ajmal while starting his speech recited the following couplet:- “VÉÉä WÉJàÉ =ºÉBÉEä ÉÊVɺàÉ BÉEÉ xÉɺÉÚ® ¤ÉxÉ MɪÉÉ, =ºÉ WÉJàÉ BÉEÉä ¶ÉÖàÉÉ® ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ xÉä xÉcÉÓ ÉÊBÉEªÉÉ, BÉE¶àÉÉÒ® {Éä iÉÉä VÉÉxÉ ÉÊU½BÉEiÉä cé ºÉ¤É, àÉMÉ® BÉE¶àÉÉÒÉÊ®ªÉÉå ºÉä {ªÉÉ® ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ xÉä xÉcÉÓ ÉÊBÉEªÉÉ* ” On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House. A COUPLET While replying to the discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir valley on 21.7.2016, the Hon. Home Minister, Shri Rajnath Singh quoted the following couplet:- ‘MÉ® ÉÊ{ÉE®nÉäºÉ ¤É®-°ô-A-VÉàÉÉÒxÉ +ɺiÉ, càÉÉÒxÉ +ɺiÉ-+ÉÉä, càÉÉÒxÉ +ɺiÉ-+ÉÉä, càÉÉÒxÉ +ɺiÉ-+ÉÉä*’ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all the Treasury Benches. A POEM While participating in the discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition and Regulation) Amendment Bill on 26.7.2016, Shrimati Aparupa Poddar while concluding her speech recited the following poem: Þ<xÉ c´ÉÉ+ÉÉäÆ ºÉä iÉÖàÉ ¤ÉSÉÉA ®JÉxÉÉ, =ààÉÉÒn BÉEÉ ÉÊnªÉÉ ÉÊnãÉ àÉå VÉãÉÉA ®JÉxÉÉ* ÉÊVɺÉxÉä ÉÊàÉ]xÉä xÉ nÉÒ ¤ÉÆMÉÉãÉ BÉEÉÒ ãÉÉVÉ, =ºÉ àÉàÉiÉÉ ¤ÉxÉVÉÉÔ BÉEÉä ÉÊnãÉ àÉå ¤ÉºÉɪÉä ®JÉxÉÉ, ¤ÉºÉɪÉä ®JÉxÉÉ, ¤ÉºÉɪÉä ®JÉxÉÉ* Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House. POEMS While participating in the discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition and Regulation) Amendment Bill on 26.7.2016, Shri Badruddin Ajmal while starting his speech recited the following poem: Þ ¤ÉSSÉä àÉxÉ BÉEä ºÉSSÉä, ºÉÉ®ä VÉMÉ BÉEÉÒ +ÉÉÆJÉ BÉEä iÉÉ®ä* ªÉä ´ÉÉä xÉxcå {ÉÚEãÉ cé VÉÉä £ÉMÉ´ÉÉxÉ BÉEÉä ãÉMÉiÉä {ªÉÉ®ä* Þ Before concluding his speech, he recited the poem: Þ ¤ÉSSÉä BÉEÉä cÉlÉ àÉå BÉEãÉàÉ =~ÉxÉÉ +ÉSUÉ ãÉMÉiÉÉ cè, <ºÉä £ÉÉÒ ºBÉÚEãÉ VÉÉxÉÉ +ÉSUÉ ãÉMÉiÉÉ cè, VÉàÉÉxÉä xÉä ¤É½É BÉE® ÉÊnªÉÉ, ãÉäÉÊBÉExÉ ÉÊ{ÉE® £ÉÉÒ ÉÊBÉEºÉä ªÉc ¤ÉÉäZÉ =~ÉxÉÉ +ÉSUÉ ãÉMÉiÉÉ cè* Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the Opposition Benches. POLITICS IS NOT MERELY ABOUT NEXT ELECTION BUT A MORAL OBLIGATION TO THE NEXT GENERATION While participating in the discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition and Regulation) Amendment Bill on 26.7.2016, Dr. Ratna De Nag cited an article wrote by Kailash Satyarthi, India’s Nobel Peace Prize Laureate and a Child Rights’ activist who made an earnest appeal to Members of Lok Sabha to recognize that “Politics is not merely about next election, but is also a moral obligation to the next generation”. “Hopeful eyes, happy smiles, soft hands, million dreams, is this not the identity of a child? Why do I see tear filled eyes, terrified faces rough hands, and shattered dreams? deprived of their childhood, overloaded with work, burdened with responsibility, at such a young age. So much to learn, so much to accomplish, but not given enough time. Fight for a cause, raise your voice, stop child labour. Put a smile back on their face, give them the childhood, that was stolen from them. Fight for a cause, raise your voice” On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House. A POEM While participating in the discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition and Regulation) Amendment Bill on 26.7.2016, Shri Rajesh Ranjan while starting his speech recited the following poem: “+É£ÉÉÒ iÉÉä iÉä®ä {ÉÆJÉ =MÉä lÉä, +É£ÉÉÒ iÉÉä iÉÖZÉBÉEÉä =½xÉÉ lÉÉ* ÉÊVÉxÉ cÉlÉÉå àÉå BÉEãÉàÉ ºÉÉé{ÉxÉÉÒ lÉÉÒ, =xÉàÉå BÉÖEnÉãÉ BÉDªÉÉå {ÉBÉE½xÉÉ lÉÉ* àÉÚBÉE ¤ÉÉÊvÉ® {ÉÚ®É ºÉàÉÉVÉ cè, =ºÉä iÉÉä SÉÖ{É cÉÒ ®cxÉÉ lÉÉ* Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House. POEMS While participating in the discussion on 28.7.2016 under Rule 193 on Price Rise, Shri Hukum Dev Narayan Yadav recited the following poem:- “BÉEÉÊ¤É®É ´ÉÉÆSÉä +ÉÉÆÉÊJÉxÉ näJÉÉ, {ÉÆÉÊbiÉ ´ÉÉÆSÉä {ÉÉäÉÊlÉxÉ ãÉäJÉÉ* Þ He went on to quote how poor people are suffering by reciting the following poem:- “ÞVÉÉBÉEä {Éè® xÉ {ÉE]ä ÉʤɴÉÉ<Ç, ´ÉÉä BÉDªÉÉ VÉÉxÉä {ÉÉÒ® {É®É<Ç, BÉEÉ nÖ&JÉ VÉÉxÉä nÖÉÊJɪÉÉ, BÉEÉ nÖ&JÉ VÉÉxÉä nÖÉÊJɪÉÉ àÉÉ<Ç* Þ It means: Þ ={ÉxªÉÉºÉ àÉå {Éfà ãÉäxÉÉ +ÉɺÉÉxÉ cè ÉÊBÉE ®ÉVÉÉ VÉÉÒ +ÉɪÉåMÉä, BÉEÆ{ÉxÉÉÒ ãÉä BÉE® +ÉɪÉåMÉä, MÉÉÆ´É àÉå VÉɪÉåMÉä, MÉ®ÉÒ¤É BÉEÉÒ ZÉÉä{ɽÉÒ àÉå ºÉÉä VÉɪÉåMÉä, VÉäxÉ®ä]® SÉãÉɪÉåMÉä, àÉBÉDJÉxÉ-®Éä]ÉÒ JÉɪÉåMÉä, MÉ®ÉÒ¤É BÉEÉÒ ¤Éä]ÉÒ näJÉiÉä ®c VÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ, BÉEä´ÉãÉ ªÉc MÉÉÒiÉ MÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ* Þ Then he recited the following poem: Þ®ÉVÉÉ VÉÉÒ BÉEÉÒ +ÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ ¤ÉÉ®ÉiÉ ºÉÖcÉxÉÉÒ cÉäMÉÉÒ ®ÉiÉ àÉMÉxÉ àÉé xÉÉSÉÚÆMÉÉÒ* Þ Þ ´Éc BÉE¤É xÉÉSÉäMÉÉÒ, ªÉc £ÉMÉ´ÉÉxÉ VÉÉxÉä* BÉE¤É ®ÉVÉÉ VÉÉÒ BÉEÉÒ ¤ÉÉ®ÉiÉ nÉä¤ÉÉ®É VÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ, ´Éc MÉ®ÉÒ¤É VÉÉxÉä* Þ Then, he went on to quote poet Dinkar: “+ÉÉxÉxÉ ºÉ®ãÉ ´ÉSÉxÉ àÉvÉÖàÉªÉ cè, iÉxÉ {É® ¶ÉÖ§É ´ÉºÉxÉ cè, ¤ÉSÉÉä ªÉÖÉÊvÉÉÎ~®! =ºÉ xÉÉÉÊMÉxÉ BÉEÉ ÉÊ´ÉÉ ºÉä £É®É n¶ÉxÉ cè*” “<ºÉÉÊãÉA àÉé cÉlÉ VÉÉä½BÉE® ÉÊcxnÖºiÉÉxÉ BÉEä MÉÉÆ´É, MÉ®ÉÒ¤É ÉÊBÉEºÉÉxÉ, àÉVÉnÚ®Éå ºÉä |ÉÉlÉÇxÉÉ BÉE®iÉÉ cÚÄ and recited the following poem: “MÉÉÄ´É, MÉ®ÉÒ¤É, àÉVÉnÚ®, ÉÊBÉEºÉÉxÉ, ÉÊàÉãÉBÉE® ¤ÉxÉÉAÄMÉä ÉÊcxnÖºiÉÉxÉ*” Finally, he said we people come here with the following dream and recited the following poem: “càÉ ãÉÉäMÉ cé AäºÉä nÉÒ´ÉÉxÉä, nÖÉÊxɪÉÉ BÉEÉä ¤ÉnãÉBÉE® àÉÉxÉåMÉä, àÉÆÉÊWÉãÉ BÉEÉÒ vÉÖxÉ àÉå +ÉɪÉä cé, àÉÆÉÊWÉãÉ BÉEÉä {ÉÉBÉE® àÉÉxÉåMÉä*” On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the House.