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Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Want to Read saving…. Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Other editions. Enlarge cover. Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Open Preview See a Problem? Details if other :. Thanks for telling us about the Pirate Mom. Return to Book Page. Preview — Pirate Mom by Deborah Underwood. Stephen Gilpin illustrator. Yo ho ho! Pete loves pirates, but his mom thinks they are rude and messy. She chases the neighbors. Pete has to find the Amazing Yo ho ho! Pete has to find the Amazing Marco. He wants his real mom back! Get A Copy. Paperback48 pages. More Details Original Title. Other Editions 6. Friend Reviews. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Pirate Momplease sign up. Lists with This Book. Community Reviews. Showing Average rating 3. Rating details. More filters. Sort order. Start your review of Pirate Mom. This goofy little story is actually pretty funny. Pete is a kid who loves pirates, but his mom doesn't love them so much, so she never wants to play pirates with him. Instead, she takes him to see a magician, the Amazing Marco. During audience participation, the Amazing Marco hypnotizes Pete's mom into thinking she's a pirate. But then he gets called away for the impending birth of his Pirate Mom, leaving Pete to have to drag his pirate mom home. The hypnotism is supposed to wear off, but it doesn't, This goofy little story is actually pretty funny. The hypnotism is supposed to wear off, but it doesn't, and Pete has to deal with a bellicose pirate who's always trying to steal people's loot. What's Pirate Mom boy to do? I'm not surprised I enjoyed this one as much as I did, since I've liked some of Deborah Underwood's other books. The illustrations work well with the text, too, providing the perfect illustration of the silly pirate mom and her shenanigans. The book ends with a bit of a twist that's somewhat predictable, but that kids will probably like. Overall, it's a strong book for early readers that'll have pirate lovers cracking a smile or two. Quotable moment: Pirate Mom stood Pirate Mom the yard. She wore an eye patch and Pirate Mom pirate head scarf. Pete's parrot sat on her shoulder. Pirate Mom swished Pirate Mom wooden spoon at the mailman. Jun 13, Pirate Mom Jr. Funny and weird. Aug 02, Angie rated it liked it Shelves: beginning-readers. My Review: This was such a fun and silly book to read with Munchkin. We both had some Pirate Mom watching the mom act like a pirate. Munchkin loved that she used a wooden spoon for a sword. It is a good level 3 book for those readers who have gained a lot of confidence and who have a little bit longer of an attention span. The illustrations in this one also added to the quirky and funny story, it will definitely keep young readers interest. Mar 24, Melissa Namba rated Pirate Mom it was amazing Shelves: Pirate Mom. A super fun book about a mom who is hypnotized into thinking she is a a pirate. Its always fun when kids have to be the adult in Pirate Mom situation and this book was able to do that with finesse. No serious consequences were necessary, but it was fun. Mar Pirate Mom, Anthony Dedrick Jr. Entertaining and funny My daughter really enjoyed it as a bedtime story. She enjoyed Pirate Mom humor. I liked that it was broken into chapters. Jun 06, Good Genius rated it it was ok Shelves: removed-from-my-library. Too many complicated subjects for a grade kid to understand hypnosis, PTA, maternity ward and vocab too advanced. Just because it Pirate Mom few words does not make it an easy reader. Sep 10, James rated it Pirate Mom was ok Shelves: picture-books. Cute idea, but not executed very well IMO. Great read for kids. An upper level easy reader about a boy who loves pirates but his mom never wants to play at being one so when a magician offers to make her one the boy readily accepts. Is a pirate mom better than a regular mom? Nov 25, Nicola Mansfield rated it really liked it Recommends it for: beginning readers. Having never heard of author or illustrator I had no high expectations of this easy reader beginning chapter book. I was therefore pleasantly surprised to find a fun, imaginative story with a message for both the child and the parent. The art is also humorous and of the cartoon show quality. Pirate Mom Pete wishes his mom would play pirates with him he gets way more than he expected after she is hypnotized into believing she is one. Pete comes out realizing he'd better be careful what he wishes for an Having never heard of author or illustrator I had no high expectations of this easy reader beginning chapter book. Pete comes out realizing he'd better be careful what he wishes for and thankful for the mum he does have, not the one Pirate Mom wishes for. Parents themselves can take note to remember that of course you must play with your children Pirate Mom remember to be their parent, not their friend. If the messages don't hit you, it's still a funny story seeing mom getting into pirate escapades that she is going to have a lot of explaining to do for tomorrow! Sep 28, Leslie rated it it was ok Shelves: early-readers. This book was read and tossed aside by my 7 year Pirate Mom a few months ago. I actually agree with it's "Step 3" level assignment. There Pirate Mom a few chapters but no Table of Contents. There are plenty of colorful, fun illustrations and the paragraphs are kept Pirate Mom about a 2 sentence length and one per page so beginner readers won't get lost or overwhelmed. My son thought it was okay and wanted Pirate Mom read it again. I recommend this book for the average 2nd grade reader. Feb 09, Sherry rated it really liked it Shelves: j-pb-er-middle-grade-ya-fict-and-nf. A very amusing tale involving a hypnotist, a boy, and his poor, unsuspecting mom. When mom thinks she's a pirate, all sorts of crazy things can happen, and Pirate Mom up to her son to make things right - before it's too late! Great read aloud to agesPirate Mom a good learn-to-read title. Pirate Mom 19, Tam rated it it was ok Shelves: early-reader. As a parent, I thought it was Pirate Mom that the people who came to the PTA meeting were all dad's and the nurse at the hospital was also a man. Feb 22, Deanna rated it really liked it. Two thumbs up for The Fabulous Pirate Mom Pirate Mom (Step into Reading) | I would like to assume as parents we strive Pirate Mom provide our children with the best of things. But I came across a funny topic that parents can go on and on, back and forth, and continue to ponder on this subject — diapers. For some, it may be as simple as what is the cheapest and you can kind of deal with it, especially being new parents. Luckily for you all, Pirate Mom is here to add some sunshine to this dark and deepening dilemma. Deciding what type of diapers you want to use for your child is the first hump to get over. Think about it and go through this list of questions. Take those into consideration, and you should be able to come to a means of understanding. Go ahead and try out the regular disposable diapers. Do keep in mind with cloth diapers some may be better for day Pirate Mom and some may be more fit for night time. Others require you to purchase inserts separately, and some brands even grow with your child, saving you, even more, money in the long run. From my research try one of these top brands and see which one Pirate Mom your fancy. If your precious baby has sensitive skin and or some allergies Pirate Mom a certain thing you might want to steer away from regular diapers that can contain harmful contaminants. These three brands have been the most buzzed about eco-friendly, organic diapers around. Now that you have a few to choose from parents do your due diligence. Take it slow and purchase a little to see how you and your child likes the diapers first. Now dog diapers are a lot Pirate Mom to figure out, let me tell you! But Pirate Mom buy doggy diapers when you can hire a pet service company to pick up the mess for you? If only we could do the same with our offspring, huh? Thank you to all my followers, and I hope some of the information here has brought you much clarity. Pirate Mom, out! Have I got your attention yet? I have my own child as well and her name is Alexiis. I see people criticize our young people and it absolutely disgusts me. That feeling you got when I wrote that about your offspring, is what I feel when I witness things like that. Pirate parents, education is everything. How do you learn to be writer? Educate yourself. Read, listen, and continue to learn. Wisdom is the strongest weapon you can have in your family. So lets start looking within ourselves. How Pirate Mom we react, act, Pirate Mom, and hold ourselves with our children? Having my first child opened to eyes to a whole lot. Pirate Mom opened my eyes about myself as well. Become really aware of your feelings and why. Once you start being more open with yourself and being aware of situations can we move forward to being better parents. I need this as a reminder as well. Our children are like plants. The more we nourish them and pour goodness to them, the better they will come out. Our words are powerful as well. Calm patience is a great approach to most things. Always give yourself some time before Pirate Mom in and correcting the situation. Next is communication. This is so important. At a certain age, children Pirate Mom be spoken to and they deserve an explanation. On everything. If a child does something wrong, explain to them what was wrong, why it was wrong, the consequences, and anything else they should know. Make sure they understand their actions to its Pirate Mom extent. Talk in a voice where they feel comfortable to speak their minds, open their own minds to new things, but also with enough sternness so they know its not okay. There has to be consequences to their actions. Because when the time comes for consequences and we have our talk, she admits and understands that she was warned and was aware of her actions. This is excellent progress if your child can admit their wrongs. Humility is beautiful. Even if you are having Pirate Mom most horrible day, your child does Pirate Mom deserve you to disrespect them and ignore them. They did nothing to you. Even though they are children they still deserve respect. Pirate Mom if Michael and I are having a conversation and she has Pirate Mom to say, we will listen and take into Pirate Mom what she has to say. Some brilliant ideas come from her amazing brain. I remember when I was child I would be discarded as not being old enough. It Pirate Mom starts with the source and the foundation. Which is us as parents and people. Our children grow at a certain rate yes. Their understanding Pirate Mom things grow deeper and deeper as they get older. Keep feeding them the right information, showing them good values, and teaching them ethics. There is so much we can also learn from our children. Everyone was getting irritable and one of uncles was drinking a little too fast. Pizza is something most people love, so why not make it small, fun, and Pirate Mom You will be needing nine simple ingredients to make these explosive little things. This recipe makes about pieces. Now that you have your ingredients, lets get started. Prepare your oven at degrees. Open the dough and flatten them out as shown in the picture. If you have large pieces you may cut them in half and make more. Add a little bit of marinara sauce, a small piece of mozzarella cheese and a pepperoni. Fold the outsides Pirate Mom, flip, and place nicely on your lightly greased pan. Next you are gonna melt Pirate Mom butter, add in the Italian seasoning, salt, pepper, garlic and mix well. Cover all of the pizza bombs with this lovely mixture and top with a little parmesan cheese. Set them into the oven for fifteen Pirate Mom twenty minutes until lightly browned. When done, plate it and add the remaining marinara Pirate Mom in a bowl for dipping sauce. Serve and enjoy. Pirate Mom out now, it will be wiped out before you know it! My family needed to get out and about. We sometimes go out to the park, the library, and to the beach. Peal Ridge Mall is always a pleasure to check Pirate Mom when we get a chance. Especially over the summer, Pearl Ridge has goodies up in the summer. Let us tell you about our adventure. They have a bungee jumping activity right now, great for the whole family. Alexiis did some back flips and enjoyed Pirate Mom so much. It lasts for five minutes, but those Pirate Mom minutes is a real work out! People have so much fun on this activity. Another new activity they have right now is called the finger coaster. Before starting this cool ride you come to a touch screen where you lay out your very own roller coaster with a touch of a finger. Go left, right, up, down, and even do loop-dy-loops if you want! When its complete, the host will have you seat up to four people. They use Pirate Mom VR headsets to give you the feeling of being on a real roller coaster. The seats move along with you actually giving you that scary, slow motion going up the roller coaster, and the immediate down that makes you hold on to your chair for dear life. Its an experience to remember. Look all around you and you can see the ocean, the other rides, and the blue sky. Its Pirate Mom. Never take your eyes off the prize. Pirate Mom by Deborah Underwood

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