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SQUEAL TEAM SIX Written by GARY M. HOWELL This script is the confidential and proprietary property of the author and no portion of it may be performed, distributed, reproduced, used, quoted or published without prior written permission. Gary M. Howell 10314 Shady River Dr. Houston, Texas 77042 (281) 630-5703 [email protected] © 2017 Gary Howell All Rights Reserved WGA Registration #1918578 FADE IN: INT. RESIDENCE - BEDROOM - DAY A single cardboard box rests on the floor. Comic books, old T- shirts, and other mementoes thrown in haphazardly. A hand places a framed picture of a FATHER and SON sitting on a picnic table. Broad smiles on their faces. The son in the picture, CHARLIE DRUMHOUSE, 15, a thin, disheveled teen, is not smiling now as he looks down at the photo. It's more a look of despair. A lid goes on top of the box. EXT. RESIDENCE - DRIVEWAY - DAY A moving van sits in front of the house. MOVERS close the doors to the van, finished with their packing. MEG DRUMHOUSE, 40, stands next to a weathered car as the moving van pulls away. Certainly a beauty in her time, circumstances have her as beaten down as the car. Charlie shoves the box into the back of the car. Handwritten on the box's side: "CHARLIE'S STUFF - KEEP OUT". MEG Ready to go, Charlie? Charlie takes a last look and climbs in the car. It's not a happy moment. INT./EXT. AUTOMOBILE - SUBURBAN STREET - DAY (MOVING) This isn't the idyllic neighborhoods from 50's TV shows. Charlie watches the drab wood frame homes pass one after another with disinterest, until: MEG We're here! She wheels into a driveway. There's nothing to distinguish this house from any of the others, really. CHARLIE How can you tell? 2. INT. CHARLIE'S RESIDENCE - DEN - DAY Meg and Charlie stand in the den of his new home. He holds his personal box, clearly unimpressed with the surroundings. MEG It'll look better when we get the furniture in. Charlie nods. It's all he can do at this point. MEG (CONT’D) Why don't you go pick your room? (As he leaves) But not the one with the bathroom in it. That's mine... Charlie? Charlie is already down the hall. INT. CHARLIE'S RESIDENCE - BEDROOM - DAY The room he's picked out is small, but big enough for a guy like Charlie. He places the box on the floor and pulls out the photo. Places it on the floor. Charlie sits, his back against a wall. Looks around. CHARLIE (to the picture) Well? What do you think? He waits. Pretends to hear an answer. CHARLIE (CONT’D) Yeah. Me too. EXT. CHARLIE'S RESIDENCE - MORNING Meg stands at the front doorway and sips coffee. She rubs Charlie's head as he trudges past. Dead man walking. MEG Have a good day, sweetie. I'll see you when I get home from work. (as he moves past) Make new friends, okay? EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - MORNING Charlie waits at a corner with a hodgepodge of other STUDENTS. No one speaks to the new kid. It's a rule. 3. A school bus pulls up. Charlie steps inside. INT. SCHOOL BUS - MORNING Charlie sits alone near the front. Happy students joyously greet friends they haven't seen all summer. A wave of self- consciousness comes over Charlie as the bus rumbles away. In the seat across from Charlie: ISABEL "IZZY" BLOOM, 16. A sudden, singular ray of sunshine in Charlie's bleak world. Just as he looks her way and they catch each other's attention, the bus makes another stop, and a series of bizarre looking characters step on. GOTH GEEK, 16, dark and dreary, leads the way. Behind him is an assorted collection of nerd nobodies: JEDI, 17, TREKKIE, 17, and HOBBIT, 16, each nerdier than the last. Passengers suddenly quiet down as the gang scours the aisles looking for a victim. They pass Charlie and zero in on another teenager: KOBY "SNACKS" CONRAD, 15, who cowers in his seat. An odd nickname, as there are stick bugs fatter than he is. An easy target. Charlie turns to watch what is happening. Papers fly as Goth Geek knocks away Snacks' binder and grabs his t-shirt. GOTH GEEK Well? You gonna join us or not? Snacks nervously shakes his head. JEDI Benny ain't gonna like this. GOTH GEEK (to Snacks) Listen, punk, you need to know something. Like the Dark Lord Skulk and his clan of vampires... A collective GROAN fills the bus. GOTH GEEK (CONT’D) ... we nerds stick together here at Pinkley High. (to others) What? TREKKIE Why are we always vampires? 4. JEDI Technically, vampires are loners. They wouldn't even be in a clan. HOBBIT It'd be called a coven, not a clan. TREKKIE A coven would be witches, you dope. Goth Geek is not amused. He focuses on Trekkie, Snacks' shirt still in his grasp. GOTH GEEK You saying that J.J. Blinks, author of the greatest vampire series ever written, got it wrong? Charlie quietly seeths over Snacks' treatment. GOTH GEEK (CONT’D) You all think he got it wrong? When no one rises to his challenge, he notices the new guy. Goth Geek hones in on an unamused Charlie. EXT. HIGH SCHOOL - MAIN ENTRANCE - MORNING The bus stops at the entrance to VERNON PINKLEY HIGH SCHOOL. A sign welcomes students back to the new year. INT. SCHOOL BUS - MORNING GOTH GEEK (to Charlie) What do you think? Did J.J. Blinks get it wrong? Charlie slips on his backpack as the bus door opens. CHARLIE I've always thought vampire books were for girls. (regarding Goth Geek's intense makeup) Nice eyeliner, by the way. Furious, Goth Geek lunges for Charlie, who slips under his grasp. He slides around students exiting the bus, does a parallel vault over a bus seat, and zips out the door. 5. Goth Geek and the other nerds are in hot pursuit, knocking down students who block the aisle. Charlie makes a beeline for the front door of the school. So much for making new friends. INT. HIGH SCHOOL - MORNING Charlie races through the halls, the geeks not far behind. He slides down a bannister and right through a "WELCOME BACK" banner two FEMALE STUDENTS are preparing to hang. As he rounds a corner, he passes by PRINCIPAL CARL DUGGAN, 38. Duggan is a beanpole, clean shaven and dressed like a computer store salesman. Basically a grown up school nerd. Charlie knocks a cup of coffee out of Duggan's hand and the liquid flies all over his poofy-haired assistant, APRIL, 44. Charlie doesn't stop. The nerds are right on his tail. Duggan nods his appreciation at the spectacle as April soaks. PRINCIPAL DUGGAN First day of school hijinks. Some things never change, do they? INT. HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - MORNING Charlie spots a locker room doorway and bursts inside. INT. HIGH SCHOOL - LOCKER ROOM/BATHROOM STALLS - DAY He darts into a stall and quickly flips the lock. He's skinny, but he's not meek. Mostly, he's outnumbered. Outside the stall, Goth Geek and his band of nerdy men alternate runs on the stall door. BAM. BAM. BAM. It finally gives, just as Charlie disappears underneath the divider into the next stall. CLICK. The locks slides in place on the new stall. BAM. BAM. BAM. The nerds again take shots at the door, though, with just a bit less verve, as their tiny shoulders can only take so much. Once again, the door flings open. This time, Charlie disappears over the wall and drops into the next stall, nearly landing on top of: 6. TOOTS HANSON, 16. A laid-back guy who loves to experiment with fire. Not in a bad way, mind you. Toots, not particularly thrown by Charlie's grand entrance, sits on the closed toilet, lighter in hand. TOOTS Wanna see something cool? BAM. The outside forces have begun what looks to be their final assault. CHARLIE Uh, I really don't have time... Toots takes a square of toilet paper and lights it on fire. The tiny fireball floats toward the ceiling before eventually burning out. That was pretty cool, but Charlie's out of time. BAM. The door nearly gives. Toots pulls out a bag full of CHERRY BOMBS. TOOTS Wanna see something else cool? The bag gives Charlie gets an idea. BAM. BAM. CHARLIE Can I borrow one of those? TOOTS Sure. CHARLIE And the bag? Toots empties the bag and hands it to Charlie. SECONDS LATER BAM. The door flies open. Goth Geek presses in. TOOTS (cool as ever) Hey, man. What's up? Goth Geek steps toward Toots. It's a bit threatening. GOTH GEEK Where did he go? Toots points up, over the wall to the previous stall. 7. Goth Geek slowly swings the previous stall door open. GOTH GEEK (CONT’D) You’ve got nowhere to go, fish. The door opens. Charlie stands inside. Grinning. He holds the bag, CHERRY BOMB inside, wick sticking out. He lights the wick and drops the device into the toilet. Goth Geek's face drops. They both know what's about to happen. BOOM! WHOOSH! A fountain of toilet water rains down on the occupants. To Goth Geek's dismay, he now drips with just as much offending liquid as Charlie. Goth Greek grabs Charlie by the collar. GOTH GEEK (CONT’D) You're gonna regret that. A FIGURE appears behind Goth Geek, though he doesn't notice.