on the cover: 9 • andy grammar 10 • local women’s fashion 20 • the elmo club 24 • galena nouveau

issue #198 • november 7 - 20, 2013

4 community events 22 movies 8 mentalist jym elders 23 pam kress-dunn 9 dubuque symphony orchestra 24 galena nouveau 9 the band perry 25 food and wine on the river 9 andy grammar in concert 26 library events 10 local women’s fashions 27 mattitude 14 Premier Bank Arts Calendar 28 bob’s books / crossword 15 budweiser nightlife 29 do it yourself advice from sara 16-17 local live music 29 eating healthy with hy-vee 19 mississippi moon bar 30 trixie kitsch’s bad advice 20 the elmo club 31 dr. mccracken’s horrorscopes

365ink production staff 365ink contributing writers

{ matt booth } { bryce parks } Mattitude [email protected] [email protected] Publisher, Everything Else { pam kress-dunn } { mike ironside } Feature Writer [email protected] [email protected] Feature Writer, Photography { bob gelms } { kristina nesteby } Bob’s Book Reviews [email protected] [email protected] Ad Designer { rich belmont } 365ink advertising staff Argosy’s Food For Thought [email protected] { lisa stevenson } 563-580-1691 { l.a. hammer } [email protected] Trixie Kitsch: Bad Advice For The Stupid { kelli kerrigan } 563-581-7014 { sara carpenter } [email protected] Do it Yourself Advice [email protected]

{ ryan werner } Dr. McCracken

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Dubuque Toys For Tots has been recognized in the top 5% of over 700 local Toys For Tots programs run nationwide and honored for The Toy Man says it’s that time of year again. our quality of service at the national Toys I am not the toy man. I’m just the Toy Man’s For Tots Conference in Washington D.C. in son. But if he were here, he’d be cracking the 2012. With your help, we will continue to whip because there’s a lot of work to do in a operate at that level in 2013. Great charities very short time to fill the holidays with hope spend 70% or more of their raised funds and smiles for 5000 underprivileged kids. directly on serving their mission. Toys For Tots spends 97% directly on out mission. So though I’m not the toy man, I am the jolly The Dubuque program, as part of that over- fat man behind the Marine Corps Toys For all number, also operates at that high level Tots programs serving Dubuque, Grant and of efficiency. Just about the only thing we JoDaviess Counties in the tri-states. There have to buy that’s not toys is gas for the ve- is only one group that can call itself Toys hicles we use or borrow to transport toys. For Tots and it is was started by the Marine So if you want to send us gas cards, that’s be Corps in 1946. I inherited the local arm of swell too (432 Bluff. St, Dubuque, IA 52001), that program from my father, Marine Bob the Toy Man, and I continue to run and grow If you are interested in organizing a toy the program in his honor and memory. With drive at your place of work, school, or a lo- the diligent help of some awesome elves cal church congregation, please contact me and the amazing generosity of the people at 563-590-3840 or e-mail me at bryce@ of Dubuque and the tri-state area, we some- dubuque365.com and we’ll help you get how managed to achieve that goal each year. the ball rolling to support the Marine Corps Toys For Tots program this season. This is the part where I tell you to watch for Toys For Tots boxes to start popping up in We serve the people who serve the families retail establishments as well as enthusiastic in the tri-states. So while we don’t directly local restaurants, bars, and more starting in distribute toys to families, if someone re- early November. All it takes is for each of us ceives toys from groups like the Salvation to place just one toy in these boxes and we’re Army, the Department of Human Services, going to hit our goal. Unfortunately, we know Veterans Affairs, Hispanic Ministries, Project that’s not going to happen. Not even close. Concern, the Grant County Holiday Project So some of us, some of you, need to do just a and many other groups, then Toys For Tots little more. Thankfully, you do every year. toys are most often what they’re receiving. If you or someone you know is in need of One great way to get involved this year, assistance this season, we suggest the Sal- and get something great out of it, is to visit vation Army in Dubuque. Their distribution Dubuque365’s Facebook Page in the month is open to the public and they run a stellar of November… like NOW for instance (www. program. Their registration period is com- facebook.com/dubuque365), for Marine Bob ing up soon so don’t wait if you’re looking The Toy Man’s Pre-Holiday Silent Facebook for some help this Christmas. And remem- Auction for Toys For Tots. All month we will ber, it’s not about your pride, its about your feature many incredible items up for bid that kids. We’re here to help. you can enjoy yourself or use as perfect Christ- mas presents for others. Most auction pack- Look and listen for many more local events ages will range in value from $25-$300. So supporting Toys For Tots this Winter, includ- there’s something in everyone budget. It’s a ing the return of Theisen’s Stuff the Truck fun and satisfying way to help us help kids. All event on December 7th and Mentalist Jym proceeds from the auction go directly to Toys Elders on November 23 at Eronel Art+Music For Tots and every penny raised locally STAYS Venue (See page 12). Stay tuned and “Like” LOCAL! You don’t have to have a Facebook ac- Toys For Tots Dubuque on Facebook for cout. You can browse the items and e-mail or more information or visit toysfortots.org. call in your bids as well.

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Noises Off November 7-9, 7 p.m. Hempstead High School This slapstick comedy follows a group of actors who find their production, as well as - some are no longer represented by the their backstage intimacies, leading toward gallery, some are new, and some are art- disaster. In this “play within a play,” the cast ists who have been with the gallery since struggles throughout their run of a play its beginning. Their work reflects the gal- called Nothing On. Innuendos run rampant, lery’s history and evolution; many will be old men drop their trousers, sardines go on hand for the reception. The artists missing, and doors continually bang open represented in this exhibit are: Rich Rob- and shut throughout this delightful comedy ertson, Liz Robertson, Gary Carstens, Gail by Michael Frayn. For more information, visit Chavenelle, Beth Bird, Audrey Christie, www.hempstead.dubuque.k12.ia.us. Tom Christopher, Alda Kaufman, Bekah Ash, Tim Olson, Tracey Frugoli, Jamie The Forgiving and The Forgetting Elizabeth Hudrlik, Tatiana Ivaschenko, Thursday-Sunday, November 7-10 Thomas Jewell-Vitale, Wendy Rolfe Babka Black Box Theater Mulgrew, Chris Vance, Maureen Bardusk, Heritage Center, University of Dubuque Billy Cho, Delores Fortuna, Ron Hahlen, The play follows two siblings whose mother Tom Kelly, Sharon Stelter, and Kyle Kreigh has Alzheimer’s. The siblings discover the The work in this show is available for sale importance of emotional communication through December, 2013. and the gift of forgiveness while one grieves the loss of a child and the other is in spiritual crisis. The production explores the nature of collective reality versus the experiential truth of individual reality. The play was writ- ten by Amy Ressler, professor and director of theatre arts, and inspired by the work of Dr. Jade Angelica of Healing Moments Alzheim- er’s Ministry. Tickets are $6 for adults and $3 for students. Performances are Thursday- Saturday at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2:00 p.m. For tickets or more information, visit Tweed Ride the Farber Box Office at the Heritage Cen- November 9, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. ter from 12:00-5:30 p.m. Monday-Friday, call Downtown Pub Crawl Bike Route (563) 583-SHOW (7469), or visit www.dbq. Let’s get together in our finest tweed with edu/heritagecenter. the Davis Family Band and go for a leisurely 6 mile stroll through Dubuque. On Nov. 9th 10 Year Anniversary Show at 10 a.m., meet at The Dubuque Bike Coop, Opening Reception 2206 Central Ave. for coffee and Food Store Friday, November 8, 7 p.m. burritos. There will be bike arts and crafts Outside the Lines Art Gallery along with Q7 apparel. There will be awards Outside the Lines Art Gallery owners for best dressed Chap and Lass, classic steed, Stormy Mochal and Connie Twining will best moustache and fancy hat! There will mark the gallery’s 10 Year Anniversary also be a raffle goings on for a bunch of with a reception to celebrate the art, art- goodies throughout the day! You will also ists and supporters who have contributed receive a stellar arm band for the ride when and shared in the gallery’s story since it you donate the suggested $10. The route will opened in November, 2003. Light hors hit the Whisky River, West Dubuque Tap 2-4, d’oeuvres and beverages will be offered. Madison Park, the Lift 6-8, with foods and libations at each stop, and After Party Ride 8 Mochal and Twining composed an eclec- (double secret route for tweed love. Tweed- tic exhibit of 2D and 3D works by 26 artists ers, mount-up!

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DockDogs is one of the largest and fastest underway. As Grandpa Jim begins to read growing dog sports. This national event Veterans Day Concert family life. This captivating drama will also the story for his assembled family, they encompasses competitors from over 40 Monday, November 11, 7:30 p.m. be performed at the Gallagher-Bluedorn become characters in the story. This new states, 32 different clubs, and Canada. Clarke University, Jansen Music Hall Performing Arts Center for the 2013 Iowa script by playwright Ronnie Meeks will be Qualifying rounds take place all three The Clarke University band, choir, and instru- Thespian Festival at the University of North- directed by Allison Ott with an original days with main events on Saturday and mental ensembles honor our local veterans ern Iowa. This show contains some strong background score performed live by mem- Sunday. For tickets or more information, with an inspiring evening of music in Jansen language and adult content. Tickets are $8 bers of the Grand Pops Orchestra, directed visit www.dockdogs.com. Music Hall. Admission is free. For more infor- for adults, $6 for students/seniors, and free by Paul Hemmer, and choreography is by mation, visit www.clarke.edu/artsatclarke. for children under 7. For more information, Megan MacLeod. Tickets are $20 for adults Ohnward Festival of Trees contact [email protected] or visit and $12 for under 21. Showtimes are 7:30 November 16-26 Time Stands Still www.dubuqueseniordrama.com. p.m. Fridays and Saturdays and at 2:00 p.m. Maquoketa, IA Tuesday, November 12, 7 p.m. Sundays. More information and tickets are Bid on creative trees and beautiful wreaths, Five Flags Theater A Christmas Carol available at the Grand box office Monday- theatre entertainment, Santa, students and Dubuque Senior High School presents Fridays-Sundays, November 15-17, 22-24 Friday from 12:00-4:00 p.m., by calling (563) adults singing, piano, violin and bell players. a heartfelt and humorous story of rela- The Grand Opera House 588-1305, or online at www.thegrandopera- Enjoy a beautiful holiday atmosphere of the tionships, mid-life crisis, and the ties of A new production of Charles Dickens’ clas- house.com. many functions that will be held at the cen- friendship by Pulitzer Prize-winner Donald sic opens the holiday season of entertain- ter. The center will be open Monday-Friday Margulies. After barely surviving a bomb ment. A large cast of tri-state actors will DockDogs World Championship from 9:00 a.m.-7:00 p.m. and Saturday and blast in Iraq, photojournalist Sarah Good- bring the familiar story of Scrooge and his Friday-Sunday, November 15-17 Sunday from 1:00-7:00 p.m. Get a Holiday win finds herself caught in a tug-of-war ghostly visitors to the stage. In this new ver- Five Flags Center Family Gift Pass (4 tix to any show) for just between her career and the contentment of sion, a contemporary family celebration is Regionally, nationally, and internationally, $80. Call (563) 652-9815.

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“Hallelujah Chorus.” The choirs will also pres- ent the Czech Christmas Mass (Hey, Master), a shepherd’s cantata in English by Jakub Jan Ryba for soloists, mixed choir, organ, and orchestra. Tickets are $10. For more informa- tion, contact (608) 748-4411, center@sinsin- awa.org, or visit www.sinsinawa.org.

Dubuque Polar Plunge Saturday, November 16, 11 a.m. Dubuque Water Sports Club Yes, insane locals jumping into freezing cold water to benefit Special Olympics Iowa. Check In & Event Day Registration @ the Hilton Garden Inn lobby on Friday, November 15 from 6 - 8 p.m. Then the Five By Design event takes place Saturday, November 16 at Thursday, November 21, 7 p.m. 11 a.m. with a post party on-site following UWP Center for the Arts the plunge, including food and prizes! Get 755 W. Main St., Platteville, WI your team together (costumes optional, Set in the format of a faux radio broadcast but fun) and create an experience full of from a tiki room somewhere in the South memories as you go “freezin’ for a reason”. Pacific, The Ultra Lounge Show travels to Professional divers are on hand to assist our exotic locales for a taste of the rhythms that plungers and after you freeze, we provide awaken the desire for sun on your skin and heated changing areas on-site. Specta- sand between your toes, listening to the tors cheer and view the plunge from the ocean lap at the shore and delighting in the beach area. Visit www.soiowa.org. breezes that refresh your soul. The music of The Ultra Lounge Show not only takes Galena Festival of Trees you abroad but focuses on the kings and Saturday, November 16, Noon - 7 p.m. queens of cool…the artists that defined the DeSoto House Hotel Ballroom atomic era: Bobby Darin, Rosemary Cloo- 230 S. Main St., Galena, IL ney, Wayne Newton, Louis Prima & Keely Start the season with a festive showcase of Smith and the songs they made famous tabletop trees, wreaths, table décor, and in fantastic new arrangements. “Mack the more. Browse and purchase tickets for a Knife,” “Mambo Italiano,” “Danke Schoen,” chance to win your favorite Christmas items and “Just One of Those Things” are but a few while enjoying holiday music and refresh- of the hits you’ll enjoy. For tickets or more ments. Admission is free. Proceeds benefit information, visit www3.uwplatt.edu/cfa. the Galena-Jo Daviess Co. Historical Society. Oleanna “A Cantata of Many Cultures” Thursday-Sunday, November 21-24 Sunday, November 17, 2 p.m. Clarke University Queen of the Rosary Chapel, Terence Donaghoe Hall Sinsinawa Mound Enjoy a riveting journey into the world of 585 County Rd. Z, Sinsinawa, WI higher education by award-winning play- The Sinsinawa Mound Civic Chorus and wright David Mamet. Showtimes are at University of Dubuque Concert Choir will 7:30 p.m. Thursday-Saturday and at 2:00 perform George Frideric Handel’s Messiah, p.m. Sunday. Tickets are available at the Part I, along with the holiday favorite, the door. Visit www.clarke.edu/artsatclarke.

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Sesame Street Live! Make a New Friend Tuesday-Wednesday, November 26-27 Five Flags Civic Center Abby Cadabby and her Sesame Street friends welcome Chamki, Grover’s friend from India, to Sesame Street. Together, they explore the universal fun of friendship and celebrate cultural similarities, from singing and dancing to sharing cookies. Showtimes are 6:30 p.m. both days and 3:00 p.m. Wednesday. For tickets or more informa- tion, visit www.fiveflagscenter.com.

Unscripted: Improv Comedy Jackson County Holiday Extravaganza Tuesday, November 26, 7 p.m. Sat. (7 p.m.), Sun. (2 p.m.), November 22-23 Dubuque Senior High School Library Ohnward Fine Arts Center Your suggestions set the stage for a hilarious night of Enjoy the holidays with great music by the Peace Pipe Play- comedy as Dubuque Senior’s Improv Troupe performs a ers, song and dance from talented Jackson county resi- variety of hit improvisational games. Quick wit and funny dents. Also enjoy the 8th Annual Festival of Trees proudly talent abound in this audience participation perfor- displayed in the OFAC’s Drew Art Gallery. Tickets are $12 mance. These shows are highly interactive, hilarious, and in advance or $15 at the door for adults and $8 in advance thoroughly original. Tickets are $4 for adults, $4 for stu- or $12 at the door for students (18 and under). Visit www. dents/seniors, and free for children under 7. Visit www. ohnwardfineartscenter.com. dubuqueseniordrama.com.

Copa Crew Big Band Holiday Show Saturday, November 30, 7 p.m. Ohnward Fine Arts Center Fast-paced holiday humor frames the Great American Songbook Attitude of Gratitude all backed by the Copa Saturday, November 23 Crew Big Band sound. Grand River Center This versatile group Opening Doors: Maria House and Teresa Shelter, in has been entertaining their mission to help homeless women and children midwestern audiences in the Dubuque community, are holding their 12th since 1993 and the annual fall dinner and auction. Music will be provided holiday show is one of by Tapestry. Dinner includes center cut Iowa pork their best! Swing to the roast with shallot and mushroom demi-glaze, herb music of Cole Porter, Johnny Mercer, George Gershwin, roasted potatoes, green bean almondine, pumpkin and more. Enjoy holiday classics such as “White Christ- cheese cake with white chocolate and chocolate lovin’ mas” and “Christmas Time is Here” as the Copa Crew takes cake. This year, a raffle will also be hosted. For an invi- you home for the holidays. The Copa Crew will start your tation and registration information, please visit www. season with high energy and keep you there through the openingdoorsdbq.org, and click “Attitude of Grati- New Year! Tickets are $22 in advance or $25 at the door for tude” under the “Events” tab. adults and $13 in advance or $15 at the door for students (18 and under). Visit www.ohnwardfineartscenter.com.

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Mentalist Jym Elders has taken him all across the country from “Psychic Magic” New York to Los Angeles including several A benefit for Toys For Tots appearances for radio and television. His Saturday, November 23, 8 p.m. peers refer to him as the “The Crown Prince Eronel Art+Music Venue of the Mystic World”. Mind-boggling mentalist Jym Elders comes to Eronel Art+Music venue in Dubuque on The Mentalism show of Jym Elders utilizes Saturday, November 23, 7 pm. for a special complete audience participation as he benefit show in support of Marine Corps Toys undertakes everything from dangerous For Tots. Seating in limited and advanced stunts (can you say Russian Roulette) to con- tickets are available through 365ink or at the tacting spirits live in front of your eyes. door on the night of the event. “He’s the real deal, performing the impos- For centuries man has amazed his fellow sible time after time, say Dr. Russ Watson, beings with unbelievable feats of mind Dept. of Psychology, College of DuPage. reading, thought transference, predictions “He’s the best I’ve seen.” of the future, and mind over matter. Psychic magic has always been a spectacle to see, The event ail also include a charity raffle with and the incredible mentalism of Jym Elders great prizes including tickets for local enter- delivers in a BIG way! tainment, dining and more. For advanced tickets call 563-588-4365 or e-mail bryce@ Jym Elders is an expert on all things para- dubuque365.com. All proceeds benefit normal. His unique style of Mentalism Marine Corps Toys For Tots and stay local.

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The “Pastoral” is one of the most beloved of Beethoven’s nine symphonies. It cap- tures the composer’s deep love for nature and all of humanity. There is magic wher- ever you listen, including a thunderstorm that builds from a few drops of rain to vio- lent winds, thunder and lighting!

Dubuque Symphony Orchestra- Helping bring the program to life is Presents Heaven and Earth the Dubuque Chorale – over 110 voices Saturday, November 9, 7:30 p.m. strong. The Dubuque Chorale is a com- Sunday, November 10, 2 p.m. munity choral organization composed of Five Flags Theater singers from Dubuque and outlying com- The Dubuque Symphony Orchestra pres- munities. Many members are professional ents popular chorale works by Bach and musicians, private music teachers, and Brahms in the fall Classics Series presenta- music teachers in area colleges and public tion, Heaven of Earth. and private schools.

Jesu, Joy is one of Bach’s most endur- Songs include “Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring,” ing works. Today, it is often performed “How Lovely is Thy Dwelling Place,” and at wedding ceremonies as well as Easter “Song of Destiny.” Beethoven’s “Pastoral” Andy Grammer in Concert with Taylor Swift, Train and Colbie Caillat, and Christmas celebrations. The origins of Symphony is performed on the second half. Friday, November 15, 7 p.m. and he is the first male pop star since John O Lord, I Long remain a mystery, but its For more information about the Dubuque Clarke University, Kehl Center Mayer in 2002 to reach the Top 10 in Adult beauty goes without question. A lovely Chorale, visit www.dubuquechorale.org. One of the hottest young artists on the music Pop Radio with his first two singles, “Keep showcase for the Dubuque Chorale, the scene comes to Clarke University’s Robert Your Head Up” and “Fine By Me.” piece featured four soloists and promi- Single tickets ($14 - $48) are available in and Ruth Kehl Center on the Clarke campus nent chorus. Two of Brahms’ greatest and person at the Five Flags Center box office on Friday, Nov. 15. Doors open at 7 p.m. and Known for his vibrant pop/rock/soul most popular choral works inspire us to or through Ticketmaster.com. Visit www. the performance begins at 8. Tickets are $20 mix and free-flowing vocal delivery, the look to the heavens. dubuquesymphony.org. for adults; $15 for non-Clarke students and acclaimed singer, songwriter - who began are available at the Clarke Whitlow Campus as a street performer in Santa Monica, Calif. Store or by visiting clarkebookstore.com. - is now making 2013 another big year. In Tickets for Clarke students, faculty and staff May, Grammer released a new EP, “Crazy are $10 and go on sale Oct. 7. Beautiful”, which features two original songs, “Crazy Beautiful” and “I Choose You.” He has already performed on “Jimmy Kim- mel Live,” and “The Tonight Show with Jay Opening will be Clarke University alumni Leno” (three times). He shared the stage Rebecca Bronson and Max McNett.

a.m. to 1 p.m., at the Charles headline arena tour in support of their her- and Ramona Myers Center on alded album, Pioneer.Fronted by Kimberly the University of Dubuque Perry and rounded out by her younger Campus with Guest Instructor brothers Reid and Neil, the band has Donald McBride. notched a string of hit singles, including the quadruple-platinum “If I Die Young” (which climbed to #1 on Billboard’s Country and Then, on Sunday November AC charts), the platinum “You Lie,” and the 17 at 3 p.m., The Dubuque gold-certified Country #1 “All Your Life” as Fire Pipes and Drums, along well as the consecutive #1 hits, “Better Dig with Special Guest Donald Two” and “DONE”, from their sophomore McBride (he’s basically the release PIONEER, which debuted at #1 on Yoda of bagpipes), will be host- the Billboard Country Albums Chart and ing a free concert with Scot- #2 on the Billboard Top 200 Albums Chart. Dubuque Fire Pipes and Drums tish Highland Pipes and Drums at Blades The Band Perry They’ve also enjoyed sold-out headlining Bagpipe Seminar and Concert Chapel on the University of Dubuque “We Are Pioneers” World Tour w/ Easton Corbin, Lindsay Ell dates and a showering of honors, includ- November 16-17 Campus. This event is supported in part February 13, 2014 ing multiple ACM, CMA, and CMT Music University of Dubuque Campus by the Irish Hooley, promoting Celtic (TIX ON SALE 11/8/13, 10 AM!) awards, as well as Teen Choice, AMA, ACA, The Dubuque Fire Pipes and Drums will Traditions in the Tri State Area. If you are Five Flags Civic Center Billboard Music Award and Grammy award be hosting a Bagpipe Seminar for Pipers interested in learning more about the Award-winning family trio The Band nominations — all of which has cemented on Saturday, November 16, from 9 a.m. to Dubuque Fire Pipes and Drums please con- Perry today announced the WE ARE PIO- the sibling trio as one of the hottest acts in 3 p.m. and Sunday November 17, from 9 tact Dennis Bradley at 563-599-4129. NEERS WORLD TOUR, their first worldwide recent history.

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big players, JCPenny, Younkers, K-Mart, Target, Shopko, Wal-Mart, Kohl’s and T.J.Maxx. Then there are the national chains who usually focus almost entirely on clothing and accessories. You’ll find them throughout Kennedy Mall as well as Asbury Plaza; Aeropostale, The Buckle, Vanity, C J Banks, Gap, American Eagle, Mau- rices and Dress Barn. But like any segmented market, they’ll never be all things to all people. By no means are they bad. They’re great and the selection is always a good thing. But there is another tier that deserves your attention.

For those with discriminating fashion appetites, a pas- sion for finding things nobody else is wearing and a general appreciation for great customer service, there is another genre of women’s fashion in the Dubuque community: the locally owned retailer. These people are the passion behind fashion. They’re in the business because it’s truly what they love to do and they’ve put Graham’s Style Store for Men and Women their money where their collective mouths are. Each 9th & Main, Downtown Dubuque found a niche in the fashion landscape that they felt 563-582-3760 could be filled just a little better. Locally owned store Monday - Friday 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. and boutiques know their wares inside and out. They Tuesday - Thursday, 9 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Great Fall Fashions are Close to Home are generally fantastic with customer service and Saturday, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. pretty much know their faithful clientele by name and www.grahamsstylestore.com We believe that people who say, “there’s nowhere to shop can list your wardrobe piece by piece. www.facebook.com/grahams.style for clothes in Dubuque,” really aren’t trying vey hard. If, in your hunt for the perfect fall wardrobe, you are not “You do such great job with my husband. I wish there was a With the continued growth of major retailers, like Kohl’s considering the stores to follow on your shopping “hit- store like this for me.” and T.J.Maxx coming into the community and a roster of list,” then all we can say is you are definitely bound to existing major brand “box stores,” if you will, you’d think miss out on some incredible opportunities. Check em’ Comments such as this could no longer go unheeded. there would be enough selection to please most peo- out here, then go visit them in person. Maybe your pas- A women’s department was carved into a corner of an ple. Clearly, we all find things at these places. They have sion for fashion is right in line with one or more of these old fashioned men’s clothing store seven years ago. This big selections, long hours, often low prices and here local entrepreneurs. Then you can achieve your new department was built on the two key principles that and there, decent and knowledgable customer service. clothes euphoria without enduring the four hour drive have helped put (and have incidentally kept) Graham’s Let’s run down a list of the big ones. There’s the really to Chicago. Enjoy... Style Store on the map, their people and their products.

Chelsey is ready to roll thanks to Graham’s Style Store for Men and Women

Joie is wearing Rhomberg’s Fur & Leather Gallery

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Katie (Graham) McFadden and Janice Erschen work proudly and tirelessly to curate their clothing assort- ments with specific customers and functions in mind. Their experience along with some helpful direction and inspiration from core clients has helped Graham’s create an unexpected and unique shopping experience in Dubuque. “Kate and Janice make such a dynamic team. Their talents are so different, yet they complement one another so well,” according to Ben Graham, Graham’s President and proud brother.

Second to their people are Graham’s unique, high-qual- Rhomberg Fur & Leathers Gallery is a 106 year old family ity collections. Graham’s works hard to feature product owned and operated furrier featuring fur outerwear and lines and designers that give the store its unique flavor. accessories, leather, shearling lamb, cashmere and wool Seasoned with an assortment of beautiful dresses from outerwear for both men and women. They also carry an HJ’s Fashion Emporium Joseph Ribkoff, smart sophisticated tops from Karen extensive variety of accessories ranging from Swarovski 241 Main Street Kane, their best-selling, great-fitting business pants from crystal trimmed belts, bracelets, earrings, hats, scarves, 563-584-9100 Raffinalla, and a few comfortable favorites that will be gloves, and purses. The store also provides specialized facebook.com/HJsFashions pulled out of the dryer every Saturday morning from services such as leather and fur cleaning, repairs, restyles Hours: Mon, Sat 10 a.m.- 5 p.m., Tuesday - Friday 10 Aventura and Kuhl Graham’s assortment appeals to so and of course cold fur storage. Providing superior and a.m. - 6 p.m., Sunday 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. many taste levels and occasions. extremely knowledgeable customer service to each and Featured brands: Southern Lady, Koktus, Erin Lon- every person that comes in to the store is a great source don, many close out specials. Rhomberg’s Fur & Leather Gallery of pride from Jim Rhomberg and his staff. The venerable Shoe brands: Dansko, Naot, Ecco, Birkenstock, 1000 WHITE STREET, DUBUQUE IA 52001 Dubuque clothier has served generations of families Mephisto, Taos, Alegria, Keen and Merrell. 563-583-8231 in Dubuque and the tri state area as well as the Quad www.rhombergfurs.com Cities where they have a Davenport, Iowa based store HJ’s Fashions carries the latest fashions at old fashion www.facebook.com/rhomberg.furs located near North Park mall at 4642 N. Brady Street! If prices. They carry missy and plus sizes and will carry Hours of Operation: 9-5 M-F Sat 9-4 stylish outwear is on your fall radar or perhaps on your petites in the Spring. Their selection caters to any style Featured Brands: Michael Kors, Zandra Rhodes, Christ, Christmas wish list, a visit to this local landmark retailer for any occasion including fun tops, jackets, accessories Remy, Rock Revival, Mycrapac, and much more. just might be jut the ticket! galore. They also carry a wide variety of comfort stylish

www.Dubuque365.com 365ink Magazine | issue #199 { october 24 - november 7 - 20,, 2013 } 11 { local women’s fashions } grrrrroowwww! shoes because being is style doesn’t mean your feet in to Ellen Liberg opened Fig Leaf 22 years ago in Galena when be in pain and the best accessory is a smile. Their excel- she noticed that the city made for romance didn’t have lent customer service will fit you head to toe, with all your anything romantic to buy. Since then, Fig Leaf has held needs in mind and your budget. true to her vision, providing women of the tri-states and visitors closings, soaps, accessories and more that give that feeling of comfort and romance. Now located in Dubuque’s Cable Car Square since April of the year, it the great clothes that you need to know about, not just the romantic items. Many people know Fig Leaf as an intimates shop and is was and still is. But don’t let that color the offerings of the store in your mind. There’s really a little bit of everything includ- ing clothing, dresses, leggings, tops, camisoles,scapes, tur- Divas Boutique tle necks for the cold days ahead, pajamas, nighties, and 2600 Dodge (Plaza 20) very tasteful lingerie. And they carry these lines in sizes up 563-845-0014 to 4x, which has gained her a lot of fans who just can’t find Hours: Tue - Thu: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. romantic items other places in Dubuque. Ellen categorizes Fri: 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., Sat: 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. her offers in three areas, comfy, romantic and sexy, but www.facebook.com/DivasBoutiqueDbq never sleazy. Romantic can be many things, including a [email protected] Gotta Have It, Inc. wonderful bath soap or perfume. And you’ll find the wide 315 Bluff Street, Dubuque price range to be pretty sexy too. Divas Boutique opened in September of 2011 and is locally 563-588-3956 owned by Lesley Hughes and Amanda Seeberger. Divas Facebook: “Gotta Have It Boutique on Bluff” strives to bring unique and fashion forward styles to Monday - Friday, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. the area, without costing an arm and a leg. They travel from Saturday, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Sunday, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Chicago to Vegas and everywhere in between to bring truly Featured Brands: Tribal, Jag Jeans, Nally & Millie, Zoe, unique and trendy clothing and accessories to the tri-state Comfy and more. Jewelry by Brighton, Mariana and Treska. area. With quality always in mind, their prices range from $14.99 to $49.99, with few exceptions in between. All of Gotta Have It, Inc. has been a anchor retail store in Cable Car this plus catering to a large age range - typically mid 20’s Square for over 20 years carrying a large selection of beau- to late 40’s, although they like to think we have something tiful boutique brands for the modern missey, size range for every age. Inventory changes on a weekly basis so you’ll from 2-16 or x-small to xx-lrg. Gotta Have it features casual want to visit often to see what’s new in this funky trendy to dressy apparel along with outerwear, scarves, gloves, boutique. Like most proud boutique owners, they provide and winter wraps. Owner Juile Berstler and crew seek out personalized service to their customers from special orders lines that fit and flatter the missey customer while main- to personal shopping and everything in between. Diva’s has taining comfort, quality and style. Gotta Have It is plum full recently started a charity of the month fundraiser, donating of terrific looks for the winter season and welcome every- DBQ Fashions a portion of our sales to that worthy cause. They are also one to shop our beautiful boutique for something new and 2300 John F. Kennedy Rd, Dubuque always open to suggestions via e-mail or on their Facebook different. Their customer service is top notch and they’ll Phone: 563-588-0234 page, looking for your help in thier new exciting endeavor. even gift wrap for free, which can come in handy for those www.DBQFashions.net guys looking for smart gift giving this Christmas season! facebook.com/pages/DBQ-Fashions/107828147406 Hours: Mon-Fri: 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.; Sat: 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Featured Brands: Cartise, Lynn Ritchie, FDJ, Spanner, Hobo Handbags, Patricia Locke Jewelry Size Range: 0-16 - XS-XL

DBQ Fashions believes shopping should be FUN! They search for clothing that is updated, sophisticated but made for today’s woman. Their goal is to make the cus- tomer feel and look their absolute best. DBQ Fashions orders limited quantities in each style to keep each cus- tomer’s clothing selections unique. They love to see our Beyond the Horizon customer smile when they leave the store! If you need 265 W. 1st Street help selecting an outfit, Pati and her crew can help you Dubuque, Ia 52001 find the look that fits you best. They can also help you 563-587-8145 spice up your outfits with stylish accessories form Hobo www.ShopBeyondTheHorizon.com Fig Leaf Handbags and Patricia Locke Jewelry. Join the DBQ Fash- Facebook/beyondthehorizon 345 Bluff St. (Cable Car Square) ions Diva Club and save 20% on regular price items for Hours: Monday- Saturday, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. , Closed Sun. 563-588-3160 only $20.00/year.The membership fee will be donated to www.facebook.com/figleafintimates the Tri-State Breast Cancer Survivors Fund. DBQ Fashions Beyond The Horizon, downtown Dubuque’s newest retailer, Hours: Tuesday - Friday, 10 a.m. -5:30 p.m., has dressed Dubuque for 18 years. Check out DBQ Fash- is a unique shopping experience that transports you to a Saturday, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Closed Sun- Mon. ions and discover your new favorite place to shop. far away world. Filled with gorgeous apparel, uncommon

12 { november 7 20, 2013 } 365ink Magazine | issue #199 www.Dubuque365.com { local women’s fashions } so, you live around here often. accessories, and one of a kind jewelry pieces, Beyond The Horizon appeals to those who want to express their individuality and love for life, carrying everything from sterling sil- ver Celtic jewelry, elegant blouses and skirts from India, to tie-dye and patchwork jackets and purses from Nepal, hand crafted jew- elry from Peru, fair trade items and pieces made here in the good ol’ U.S.of A. During the winter months, they have a full line of wool lined hats and gloves from Nepal and women’s label clothing and accessories at when the weather warms up, will be your affordable prices. Find a great new outfit summer dress super store. Beyond the Hori- Hut No. 8 and complete your look with shoes, hand- The Hanger is a unique retail store that spe- zon also features a grand assortment of gifts 806 Wacker Plaza Suite 129 bags, and scarves all in one stop. It’s a great cializes in recycled, gently-used name brand and decor from around the world, as well as 563-845-0788 place to find both casual and work attire. clothing and accessories, and is partnered mens apparel. At Beyond The Horizon, they www.facebook.com/HutNo8Dubuque It’s not all resale. They also sell new jewelry, in the space with Little Folks Trading Post, invite you to live life colorful. www.twitter.com/HutNo8Dubuque scarves, and handbags. And recently, they which does the very same for kids. It’s like a instagram.com/hutno8dbq have extended beyond clothing to feature one stop fashion disc out dream for the active Hours: Mon - Wed: 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. new gift items and home décor. They love mom out there. But there’s something here Thu - Fri: 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. being in downtown Dubuque, and have for literally everyone and it’s always chang- Sat: 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., Sun: 12 p.m. - 5 p.m. spent 17 years at the same location. ing. The store is pretty big, with a large inven- Featured Brands: Coach, Miss Me, Afflic- tory and high turnover so you’ll want to come tion, Banana Republic, J Crew, BKE, Big Little Folks Trading Post back often to what’s new and perfect for you. Star, Hollister, Hurley, Juicy Couture, & The Hanger They also have a large selection of mater- MEK, Nike, Volcom, and many more. 3220 Dodge St (Hwy 20), Dubuque nity clothing for mom’s to be. Like Diva’s, (563) 552-2259 they have long been great to local charities Hut No. 8 buys and sells brand new and gen- Hours, Mon - Fri: 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. through their monthly donations. Running tly used brand name and designer cloth- Sat: 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.,.Sun: Noon - 5 p.m. Toys For Tots, 365ink’s Bryce Parks has been ing, shoes, purses, accessories and more Find them on Facebook under Little Folks the recipient of this eye-opening generosity, Plaza 20 Market for girls AND guys. Shop for the brands and Trading Post & The Hanger a testament to their popularity. • • • 2600 Dodge Street styles that fit your style, and while you’re at Phone: 563-582-3836 it, bring in your clean clothes, purses and www.Plaza20Market.com shoes. The one that either we’re quite your facebook.com/pages/Plaza-20-Mar- style or just don’t’ fit you. They sell only the ket/155435511167820 best, so you won’t need to bring items that Hours of Operation: Tues - Fri: 10 a.m. - have stains or unintentional holes. They 6 p.m.; Sat: 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. look for clothes that are currently in style, purchased within the last 1 1/2 years. Plaza 20 Market is a locally owned bou- tique specializing in affordable, unique, This is no thrift shop. Hut No. 9 presents one-of-a-kind, fashionable jewelry, scarves, you favorite brands in an hip, inviting handbags, new and gently used clothing atmosphere. It even smells great in there. and home and seasonal decor. The ladies Their staff is ready to provide you with the at Plaza 20 Market can help you find the best customer service and give you a very perfect jewelry set for your new outfit! personal shopping experience. Clothes Their wide variety of necklaces, rings and lovers themselves, they love to help you earrings will make you want to replace your find that perfect outfit or a wonderful gift entire jewelry collection. They can also for you or someone special. show you various ways to tie your scarf. If you’re looking for wedding or special occa- Nearly New Boutique sion jewelry, be sure to stop in and check 280 Main St out the beautiful displays in the back of the Dubuque, Ia 52001 store. And if you’re looking for extra spe- 563-557-1388 cial deals, make sure you check out their www.nearlynewboutique.net warehouse. It’s full of seasonal items, furni- Hours: Monday - Saturday, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. ture, clothing and more! Plaza 20 Market is located between Save-A-Lot Grocery Store Nearly New Boutique is definitely an upscale and Wittman’s Nutrition. A large parking resale shop, or as they logo says, “classy lot and the lively crew will make your next resale clothing and accessories, specializing shopping trip to Plaza 20 Market an easy, in consignment sales. The lower Main Street affordable and fun outing. retailer features name brand and designer

www.Dubuque365.com 365ink Magazine | issue #199 { october 24 - november 7 - 20,, 2013 } 13 Outside the Lines Gallery 10 Year Anniversary Show Opening Reception November 8, 6-8 p.m. (See page 4) A 2D/3D exhibit featuring a snapshot of 28 artists.

Time Stands Still November 12, 7:00 p.m. Dubuque Senior High School (See page 5) A wonderful Holiday experience for the whole family, our third annual Holiday Family Concert features the full Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol symphony orchestra, members of the Heartland Ballet, and November 15-17, 22-24 a special visit from Santa. Grand Opera House Featuring origin music by Paul Hemmer OTLAG 2013 Annual Holiday Open House Dubuque Museum of Art Exhibits & Events Tickets $20 & $12 (under 21)(See Page 5) December 7 and Sunday, December 8 @ 11 a.m.– 3 p.m. Karen Kurka Jensen: Fearfully and Wonderfully Made Outside the Lines Art Gallery November 8-February 23, 2014 Five By Design “The Ultra Lounge Show” Featuring Gail Chavenelle/sculpture signing on Saturday The ancient art of East Asian brush painting that resembles Thursday, November 21 @ 7 p.m. and a jewelry trunk show on Sunday with Ali Kauss. calligraphy, called Sumi-e, by this Wisconsin artist. U.W. Platteville, Center For the Arts (See Page 6) Edward S. Curtis: Christmas at Heritage Center: Selections from The North American Indian Oleanna “On This Day Earth Shall Ring” November 23-March 9, 2014 November 21-23, 7:30 p.m., November 24, 2:00 p.m. Live at Heritage Center Performing Arts Series Clarke University (See Page 6) Saturday, December 14 @ 7 p.m. Bisigano Art Gallery Shows A riveting journey into the world of higher education pro- John and Alice Butler Hall at Heritage Center University of Dubuque Heritage Center vided by award-winning playwright David Mamet. 2255 Bennett Street, University of Dubuque 12:30 p.m.-5:30 p.m., Monday-Friday Associated American Artists Collection: Copa Crew Big Band Holiday Show Jim McDonough Holiday Grande 2013 100 Years of American Regionalism (Knuth Collection) Saturday, November 30, 7 p.m. Saturday, December 14 @ 2:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. November 1 - December 1 Ohnward Fine Arts Center (See Page 7) Five Flags Center Iowa Collects: Highlights from Public Collections in Iowa Jim at the grand piano, his 15-piece orchestra, a cast of December 2 - January 5 Jim Brickman’s The Magic of Christmas singers and dancers, elaborate sets and costumes. Juried Regional High School Art Show December 3, 7:00 p.m. January 6 - February 1 Grand Opera House Nutcracker Ballet Brickman delivers the perfect blend of music and entertain- December 14, 20-21 @ 7:30 p.m., December 15 & 22 @ 2 p.m. “From Dawn to Dusk”: ment, making lasting memories for the whole family Grand Opera House Photorealistic Oil Paintings Exhibit Tickets: Adults $18 and Under 21 $12 Now–Sunday, December 1 Maggie Mae Christmas Show The Dubuque City Youth Ballet annual production Nash Gallery, above Monk’s Kaffee Pub Saturday, December 7th at 7:30 pm Nash Gallery, 371 Bluff St. Grand Opera House, Tickets: $25 John Tesh Big Band Christmas Featuring photorealistic oil paintings of Iowa countryside Country singer Maggie Mae, a talented country singer/ Sunday, December 15 @ 7 p.m. sunrises and sunsets by Evan Ventris of Dubuque, IA. Nashville recording artist from Oxford, WI. Mississippi Moon Bar, Diamond Jo Casino Twelve piece big band does holiday classics and John Tesh The Forgiving and The Forgetting Dubuque Symphony Orchestra: Holiday signature songs for a full evening of entertainment. November 7–9 @ 7 p.m. & Sunday, November 10 @ 2 p.m. Celebration Concerts Babka Black Box Theater, Univ. of DBQ Heritage Center Saturday, December 7 @ 7:30 p.m., December 8, 2 p.m. Mistletones present Snowbiz A live theater production portraying the journey into and Five Flags Theater Hotel Julien Grande Ballroom through Alzheimer’s as experienced by two siblings and This annual Christmas concert features the Dubuque December 20-21 their mother. (See Page 4) Symphony Orchestra, the Dubuque Chorale, members of Dinner theater musical revuew fea- Dubuque’s Heartland Ballet and guest soprano Sarah Ellis. turing outstanding vocals and a live Dubuque Symphony Orchestra: jazz orchestrra. Call 800-798-7098 Heaven and Earth Dubuque Symphony Orchestra: Holiday November 9, 7:30 p.m., November 10, 2 p.m. Pops Family Concert See the full arts calendar with all event Five Flags Theater (See page 16) Saturday, December 7 @ 1 p.m. details @ dubuque365.com or use the QR Five Flags Theater code at right from your smart phone.

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Brownie & Sam The Resistors, The Depot, New Voices: Open Mic Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Cuba City, 9 PM Rendezvous Coffee & Tea, 6:30 PM

Fall Flashback: Hair We Go Again! Garrett Hillary Jess Klein, Castaneda/Healy Vaduz, Grand Slam, Snidely Old School Saloon, 9 PM eronel, 9 PM Whiplash Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Black Water Gin Wednesday, November 13 Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM Cranes/Vultures Gregory James The Cornerstone, 8 PM Sunday, November 10 Riverboat Lounge, 4 PM

Cobalt & The Hired Guns Open Mic with Scott Rische Acoustic Jam with Roy Schroedl TRI-STATE LIVE MUSIC Grape Escape, 8 PM Grape Escape, 12 PM The Cornerstone, 6:30 PM

Thursday, November 7 Crude But Effective The Lonely Goats The Sharrows, Sam Knutson Brown Bottle Bandits Laughing Moon Comedy Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Dubuque Food & Wine Festival eronel, 9 PM Sundown Mountain, 1 PM w/ DC Malone Chamber Business After Hours Stone Cliff Winery, Port of Dbq, Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Jordan Danielsen, Grape Escape, 7 PM Brownie & Sam 2:30 PM DJ Mikey Peek , The Lift, 9 PM Open Mic with Cal Coohey Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Kevin Beck & Kerry Erickson The Cornerstone, 1:30 PM Thursday, November 14 Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue Broken Strings, Courtside, 3 PM Spirits, 9 PM UW-Platteville CFA, 7 PM Steve Cavanaugh & Dubuque Symphony Orchestra Johnnie Walker, Champagne & Chocolates Randy Droessler Garrett Hillary Crude But Effective Five Flags Theater, 2 PM Dueling Pianos River Museum, 5:30 PM Spirits, 8 PM Melisa Hammer Fundraiser Denny’s Lux Club, 9 PM Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Taste Country Marketplace Corey Jenny Tapestry Andrew Houy, Grape Escape, 8 PM (formerly D’s Place), 4 PM Six Shots ‘til Midnight New Diggings General Store, 3:30 PM Jazz Night w/ ‘Round Midnight Trio Manna Java World Café, 6 PM Jumpers, 9 PM Monk’s Kaffee Pub, 8 PM Steve Grismore Jazz Band Fever River String Band Johnnie Walker Garrett Hillary. Grape Escape, 7 PM The Cornerstone, 8 PM Marine Corps Dance, Kruser, Northside Bar, 9 PM Stone Cliff Wine and Beer Bar, 4 PM 29 Cents a Pound Holiday Inn, 6 PM The Cornerstone, 8:30 PM Digital Leather, The Hussy, Split Johnny Rockers Dueling Pianos Down 24, Shenanigans, 9 PM Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Pricks, The Glimmer Blinkken , Two Ugly People Sandy Hook Tavern, 6 PM Friday, November 8 eronel, 9 PM Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM Zero 2 Sixty, Eichman’s, 9 PM Jazz Night w/ ‘Round Midnight Trio Miss Kitty Quiz Show Castaneda & Healy Monk’s Kaffee Pub, 8 PM Laura & The Longhairs Grape Escape, 8 PM Dubuque Food & Wine Festival The Legends, Mystique Casino, 7 PM Brown Bottle Bandits The Depot, Cuba City, 9 PM Mississippi Moon Bar, 6 PM Budde’s, 9 PM Dave Pingel & the Campfire Kings Full Code Monday, November 11 The Cornerstone, 8:30 PM Cody Jinks, Dubuque Driving Range, 7 PM Jabberbox Blue Willow David Dondero Sandy Hook Tavern, 11 PM Dirty Ernie’s, 9 PM Friday, November 15 Dubuque Driving Range, 7 PM Monk’s Kaffee Pub, 9 PM Dubuque Symphony Orchestra Saturday, November 9 Garrett Hillary, Woodbine Bend, 6 PM Roy Schroedl, Perfect Pint, 7 PM Five Flags Theater, 7:30 PM Stoneheart, Bronco Inn, 9 PM Tuesday, November 12 Johnny Rocker Duo, Johnnie Walker Dave Weld & Imperial Flames Buzz Berries Larry Michael Grape Escape, 2 PM Ryan Getz Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM Shark’s Roadhouse, 7 PM Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Surf Golf & Sports Club, 9 PM Riverboat Lounge, 4 PM ...continued on Page 18

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Whitey Morgan & The 78s, 8 PM Campfire Kings Unstrung Heroes Brown Bottle Bandits Apple Dumplin’s, 6 PM Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Annual Coffeehouse Concert Spirits, 9 PM Sandy Hook Tavern Holiday Inn Ballroom, 7 PM Sam Wyatt Half-Fast, Jumpers, 9 PM Miss Kitty Quiz Show Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Tim Wilson Grape Escape, 8 PM Mystique Casino, 7 & 9 PM Moonshine Sorrow TRI-STATE LIVE MUSIC Live Band Karaoke Northside Bar, 9 PM Tuesay, November 19 Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Open Mic ...continued from page 15 Ten Gallon Hat Dubuque Driving Range, 7 PM Jabberbox Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Denny Garcia Massey Road, Spirits, 8 PM The Barn, Sherrill, 9 PM Friday, November 15 Riverboat Lounge, 4 PM Derty Rice Ian Gould Bill Melton, Keil’s Tavern, 8 PM Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Classical Blast Andy Wilberding, Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM New Voices: Open Mic The Depot, Cuba City, 9 PM Timmerman’s, 7 PM Rendezvous Coffee & Tea, 6:30 PM Michael Breitbach Sam Wyatt Club 84: New Look Party The Cornerstone, 8 PM Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Crude But Effective Calvin Coohey Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Wednesday, November 20 Embe, 9 PM Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM DJ Jevity, eronel, 9 PM Rodney Carrington: Laughter’s Acoustic Jam with Garrett Hillary Moriah the Medium Good Tour Taste Like Chicken The Cornerstone, 6:30 PM Ian Gould Mystique Casino, 8 PM Mike Hard, Dredge, Lines Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM The Lift, 9 PM Ethan Keller , The Cornerstone, 8 PM Johnny Walker Sunday, November 24 Riverboat Lounge, 7 PM Hot Mess and The Heartbeat Michael Angelo Batio: Kruser, Northside Bar, 9 PM Band Toys For Tots Night Tribute to Guitar Rock Stop the Clock, Grape Escape, 8 PM Open Mic with Scott Rische Laughing Moon Comedy Bring a NEW TOY for free cover! (or Grape Escape, 12 PM Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Laura Moonshadow $3 Donation) Roy Schroedl w/ Todd Bridges The Depot, Cuba City, 9 PM Airline Inn, 8 PM Woodlands Lounge, Eagle Ridge, 8 PM Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Classical Blast Moriah the Medium Iron Horse Social Club, 3 PM Mystique Casino, 8 PM Saturday, November 23 Open Mic with Dave, Cricket, & Tim Ignighter Knubby, Item 9 and the ad Hatters, Andy Wilberding The Lift, 9 PM Surf Golf & Sports Club, 8 PM Broom Street Drifters Civil Soldier, eronel, 9 PM Johnny Rocker Duo, Grape Escape, 2 PM Stone Cliff Wine and Beer Bar, 4 PM Murph’s South End Tap, 8 PM Arp of the Covenant Steddy P, DJ Mahf , The Lift, 9 PM Thursday, November 21 Hot Mess, Courtside, 3 PM The Lonely Goats The Cornerstone, 8 PM Boys Night Out, Spirits, 8 PM Sandy Hook Tavern, 6 PM Five By Design Taste Like Chicken, Jumpers, 9 PM Blue Willow UW-Platteville CFA, 7 PM Lojo Russo Miss Kitty Quiz Show Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM Nick Stika, Grape Escape, 8 PM Grape Escape, 8 PM Grape Escape, 8 PM Southland, Northside Bar, 9 PM Dueling Pianos CC Rider, The Cornerstone, 8 PM Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Pash N Brew Roy Schroedl Dubuque Driving Range, 9 PM Jazz Night w/ ‘Round Midnight Trio Woodlands Lounge, Eagle Ridge, 8 PM Monk’s Kaffee Pub, 8 PM Crude But Effective Jim The Mule, Cranes/Vultures Perxactly, 9 PM The Skywalkers eronel, 9 PM The Cornerstone, 8:30 PM Ignighter Enemies of confusion, American Timber Lanes, Maquoketa, 9 PM Ida Jo, eronel, 9 PM Dust, Soul Phlegm, The Lift, 9 PM Massey Road, Jimmy B’s, 9 PM Friday, November 22 Mississippi Band Northside Bar, 9 PM Scott Layde Johnny Rockerbilly Trio The Depot, Cuba City, 9 PM Grape Escape, 2 PM Matt McPherson, Keil’s Tavern, 9 PM Jason Ray Brown, Corner Tap, 9 PM Hard Salami, Paradise, 3:30 PM Crude But Effective The Depot, Cuba City, 9 PM Buzz Berries, Budde’s, 9:30 PM Johnnie Walker, Benjamin’s, 4 PM

Stone Kings, Mighty Wheelhouse Beer Pairing Dinner Sandy Hook Tavern, 9 PM Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM Galena Brewing Co., 5 PM

Saturday, November 16 Sunday, November 17 Jason Ray Brown Grape Escape, 6 PM Garrett Hillary, The Cornerstone, 1 PM Open Mic with Scott Rische Grape Escape, 12 PM Open Mic with Becky McMahon Johnny Rocker Duo, Grape Escape, 2 PM Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM Open Mic with Matt Meyer Gregory James The Cornerstone, 1:30 PM Zero 2 Sixty Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM Dubuque Driving Range, 7 PM True Colors: Becky McMahon & Country Tradition Charles Harris Larry Michael Mooney Hollow Barn, 7 PM Stone Cliff Wine and Beer Bar, 3 PM Shark’s Roadhouse, 7 PM

18 { november 7 20, 2013 } 365ink Magazine | issue #199 www.Dubuque365.com a festivus for the rest LAUGHING of us, almost one MOON for each COMEDY of us. - WEDNESDAYS! DUELING PIANOS - THURSDAYS! CLUB 84 - SATURDAYS! { potosi brewfest } All shows at the Mississippi Moon Bar arei better 21+ only just and have tickets one... forat a all time. performances are available at the Diamond Club inside the Diamond Jo Casino or online at www.DiamondJo.com.

appeared in the critically acclaimed mini- series Roots, as well as the popular TV dra- mas Little House on the Prairie, Love Boat and The Waltons. At the age of twelve, Annual Fall Flashback… Todd got his big break with a starring role Hair We Go Again! on the comedy show Diff’rent Strokes. Saturday, November 9, 8 p.m. The annual concert featuring Dubuque’s top rock acts of the 80’s is a benefit concert for the Storybook Children’s Zoo. This year Rodney Carrington: Laughter’s Good Tour features Vaduz, Grand Slam, and Snidely Saturday, November 23, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Whiplash. Tickets are $10 at the door. Rodney Carrington is a multitalented comedian, actor, and country music artist. Comedian D.C. Malone Rodney has recorded eight major record label comedy albums selling over three Wednesday, November 13, 8 p.m. Live Band Karaoke million copies. Rodney has also starred in his own TV sitcom Rodney, which ran Friday, November 22, 8 p.m. for two seasons on ABC and he co-wrote and co-starred with Toby Keith in the You’ve dreamed it, now live it! Perform on feature film Beer for My Horses. Rodney’s comedy act typically combines stand- stage with Live Band Karaoke. We’re taking up comedy and some of his original songs. According to Pollstar, Rodney has karaoke to a whole new level! Sing all your been one of the top ten highest grossing touring comedians for the last ten years favorite songs from rock, pop, heavy metal, and among the top 4 or 5 for the last several years. He regularly performs to top 40, country and more with a LIVE band sold-out crowds across the U.S. and Canada and has been on The Bob and Tom on our Mississippi Moon Bar stage. Show. Shows are at 7:00pm & 9:30pm with ticket prices ranging from $40-$50. Michael Angelo Batio Tribute to Guitar Rock November 15, 8 p.m. - No Cover Be prepared to be captivated as you embark on a nostalgic journey that will span five de- cades of Rock & Roll history. Guitar legend and virtuoso Michael Angelo Batio (Nitro) and his band are about to take you on a Jo Dee Messina - NEW! homage to multiple rock legends includ- Free Fallin’ Hairball A Tribute to Tom Petty Saturday, February 8 , 8 p.m. ing Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Friday, December 13, 8 p.m. November 29, 8 p.m. Metallica, Megadeth and more. Hairball is the world’s ultimate “80’s Rock” Back by popular demand, Free Fallin’ per- impersonation act and always pack the forms with the power and passion that THE NEW CLUB 84! - RELAUNCH house at the Moon Bar. Tickets: $15-$30. Saturday, November 16, 8 p.m. went into over 30 years of Tom Petty’s Come help us celebrate the new look of bestselling songs. Through instrumenta- Club 84! We are tion, looks, and authentic costumes, Free getting back to the Fallin’ brings back the Heartbreakers to music of the past; give you a show that you will never for- with a new look get. No Cover! Atlanta Rhythm Section

taking us to the fu- & Head East - NEW! Saturday, February 15, 8 p.m. ture! When you’re Close to You: not shakin’ it on the The Music of The Carpenters dance floor, relax and watch the action from Saturday, November 30 Singer Lisa Rock and her 6-piece band the new VIP SECTION with it’s own private John Tesh - Big Band Christmas bar & drink specials. NO COVER TONIGHT! are bringing the music of The Carpenters back Sunday, December 15, 7 p.m. Todd Bridges Comedy to the stage with their Much more than a TV host, John Tesh has Wednesday, November 20, 8 p.m. spot-on renditions of penned some of the most recognizable jingles and theme songs on Television is Whatchyou jokin’ about Willis? Todd Carpenters classics. Herman’s Hermits now a bandleader with a devoted follow- Bridges is an actor and comedian who has Shows are at 4 & 7 p.m. Starring Peter Noone - NEW! ing. Tickets: $25-35 been performing since the age of four, Tickets: $15-$20. Saturday, March 29, 4 & 7 p.m.

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come. Randy and Donna and sometimes their kids, Mike, Our waitresses were extremely accommodating in helping Scott and Elizabeth and their entire staff, some of whom us choose what to order. They certainly knew how every- have been with them for over 20 years, are always happy to thing on the menu was prepared. This is not surprising since see you. Of course, this might be because, like I said, Elmo Elizabeth Wisdom virtually grew up in this restaurant and Club is in the middle of nowhere! Jannan Steffes has been serving here for over 25 years. Elmo Club You can be shown to a table right away or better yet, take a seat at the bar. This place is well known for Old Fashioneds. by Rich Belmont They are made by muddling sugar with bitters then adding whiskey or brandy, an orange slice and a cherry. The recipe sounds simple but only an experienced mixologist can make them really well!

The Fried Chicken is particularly tasty. It is lightly breaded and cooked under low pressure. I had the Thai Fried Chicken Contrary to popular opinion the namesake of Elmo Club is and Ribs combination (below). The half chicken was fried not Tickle Me Elmo. In fact it is named after Elmo, an unin- with a wonderful Thai sweet chili sauce and served extra corporated community located in Smelser, WI. For the record crispy just the way I like it. The ribs were simply delectable. it is on Wisconsin State Highway 80 between Platteville and Smoked pork back ribs supplied by Weber Meats in Cuba Cuba City. It has a Platteville address but is actually situated Before you place your order for dinner your server will bring City, WI (www.webermeats.com) are baked in a homemade closer to Cuba City. you some delicious homemade cheese spread. After all, Wis- BBQ sauce made from a secret list of ingredients. consin is the cheese state. Then help yourself to the salad Elmo Club is inside a building that is over 200 years old. In bar. The coleslaw, pasta salad and Braunschweiger are home- 1854 it was a tavern called Junction House operated by a made as well. So are the home-style soups made by Donna’s Mr. Emanuel Whitham. It was turned into a railroad depot in Mom. You will usually find Chicken Noodle or Creamy Potato. 1875, became a post office a year later and a general store sometime after that. Eventually, Mr. Don Brown purchased Elmo Club the building and started Elmo Club. 3825 State Road 80, Platteville, WI 53818 608-744-8887 | Facebook.com “The Elmo Club” In 1963 Jim and Alverna Lewis took over the Elmo Club and HOURS: Wed – Sun: 5 pm – Close, Mon – Tue: Closed expanded it into the full menu Supper Club we know today DINING STYLE: Come as you are serving hand-cut steaks, BBQ ribs, fried chicken and fresh NOISE LEVEL: Conversational seafood along with an all–you- can- eat soup and salad bar. RECOMMENDATIONS: Shrimp Cocktail, Onion Rings, The Ribeye was char-broiled and smothered under a deep Consistently good food at very reasonable prices became Half Fried Chicken, Chicken with Thai Chili Sauce, BBQ pile of savory fresh cut mushrooms and onions. Their flavor the name of the game. Ribs, Prime Rib, Shrimp Stir-Fry, Ribeye & Broiled Scal- was nicely offset with broiled scallops accompanied by a lus- lops Combo, Fettuccine Alfredo, Fried Cod, Ice Cream cious garlicky drawn butter (pictured bottom of facing page). Their daughter Donna and Sundaes, Old Fashioned Cocktails, Coffee her husband Randy Wisdom LIQUOR SERVICE: Full Bar, Signature Old Fashioneds The Shish-Ka-Bobs are grilled on skewers and the skewers are came into the business in PRICE RANGE: $9.95 - $16.95 removed before serving. A 10 ounce sirloin steak is cubed 1983 and purchased it from PAY OPTIONS: Cash, Debit, Local Checks, MC & Visa and the peppers, onions, tomatoes and mushrooms are not Donna’s parents in 1987. ACCESSIBILITY: Ramp on Northside Entrance cut until you order this dish. KIDS POLICY: Menu, Booster, Highchairs If you are wondering how a RESERVATIONS: Recommended successful restaurant can ex- CATERING: No TAKE OUT: Yes DELIVERY: No ist in the middle of nowhere PARKING: Private Lot next to the Highway Feed Grain Elevator consider it has It’s easy to fill up on salad but I recommend you save room now been in the same family for 50 years! for appetizers. I suggest the irresistible homemade hand – battered and hand-dipped Onion Rings. I also encourage In keeping with Supper Club tradition Elmo Club is only open you to try the delectable Shrimp Cocktail consisting of 5 for dinner. The menu is in keeping with the classic Supper jumbo shrimp served with Club style. It lists a wide variety of items including six char- homemade cocktail sauce. broiled steaks, fried chicken, shish-ka-bobs, nine seafood en- trées plus several other pork, poultry and pasta dishes. The On a couple of recent vis- The Stir-Fry is really good. Your choice of chicken or shrimp relish tray has been replaced by the all-you-can-eat salad bar. its members of my tasting is tossed with water chestnuts, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots team enjoyed a sampling and sugar snap peas. You can also request the addition of When you visit Elmo Club you are greeted with a hearty wel- of several entrées. other vegetables like green beans.

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All the entrées come with soup and salad bar and either French fries, baked potato or hash browns. The French fries are quite tasty and a little unusual. They are straight cut with skins on, lightly battered and sprinkled with Lawry’s Seasoned Salt.

For dessert you can choose a Grasshopper, Brandy Alexan- der, Charlie Brown, Golden Cadillac, Pink Squirrel or request your own ice cream drink concoction.

I found the Ice Cream Sun- dae to be an especially pleasing end to a very en- joyable dinner. I recom- Margie was immensely happy with her salmon. She ordered The Elmo Club Prime Rib is excellent. That’s because it is mend you order some after it with lemon and garlic and said it was broiled perfectly. You hand rubbed with special seasonings and then cooked the dinner coffee too. It’s ter- can also order it served plain, Cajun style or with that won- old fashioned way. First the roast is seared on all sides until rific because the well wa- derful Thai chili sauce. the meat starts to develop a dark crust. Then it is roasted ter here must have just the until a meat thermometer registers 130° in the thickest part. right mineral content. Randy doesn’t like to brag so I will say his Fettuccine Alfredo is excellent. This sauce is a work of art. Just to give you an Oh, and those hand rubbed seasonings I men- Elmo Club is a great place idea of how much work goes into his Alfredo I will tell you tioned? Those are Wun-Doe-Mus all purpose for dinner. It’s certainly in he mixes melted butter, garlic, parsley, basil, oregano, cream Creole Spice Blend from Platteville, WI. The the boondocks and the décor is circa 1985 but the food is cheese, cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, flour, corn starch, blend contains 14 spices mixed in a carefully delicious and the prices are a relative bargain. half and half and whipped cream altogether and then sim- measured ratio. It features lower salt content mers it in a double boiler. and no calories, fat, cholesterol or MSG. It was Whether you believe this little supper club is in Elmo, Smels- developed by Scott Patchin (Red Pepper) and er, Platteville or Cuba City it’s certainly easy to get to. From Tud Bowden (Colonel Wun-Do) who formed the the Dubuque-Wisconsin Bridge take Highway 151 North for company Wun-Doe-Mus (www.wundo.com). 20 miles and 20 minutes to Platteville exit 19. Then turn right and go South on Highway 80 for 5 miles and 5 minutes. You You may not have heard of Wun-Doe-Mus. But it is available in sev- can’t miss it. It’s right next to the Grain Elevator. eral local grocery stores listed on their website. Maybe the compa- ny’s Wundo Band rings a bell. Tud Bowden (Colonel Wun- Do), Dana Meadows (Pappy Pa- prika), Bill Day (Thyme O’Day) and Terry Cushman (Sweet The Elmo Club signature dish has to be the Prime Rib served Basil Daddy) are a well known on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. A Beef Rib Roast, aka dance band in the area. They Prime Rib, is served in most supper clubs. It is one of the play several local events and eight primal cuts of beef and is one of the most tender, fla- are at Red N Deb’s Bar & Grill vorful cuts of meat money can buy. It is called a Standing Rib in Platteville the second Friday Roast because it is usually broiled in a standing position with of each month. Their next play ribs stacked vertically. Restaurants purchase Prime Rib with dates there are November 8 a sweet, white fat evenly covering the ribs. and December 13.

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555 JFK Road, Behind Kennedy Mall coming to theaters : www.mindframetheaters.com Movie Hotline: 563-582-4971

Free Birds (PG) Fri - Thu: (11:30 AM), (1:25), (3:20), (5:15), 7:10, 9:05 Now Showing @ MINDFRAME Last Vegas (PG-13) Friday, Nov. 8 - Thursday, Nov. 14 Fri - Thu: (11:50 AM), (2:00), (4:10), 6:55, 9:00 Thor the Dark World (Nov. 7) (PG-13) how easy it is for long-forgotten rivalries Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (R) Thor continues the big-screen adventures and romances to be ignited. Thor: The Dark World (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (12:30), (2:40), (4:45), 7:30, 9:40 Fri - Thu: (11:20 AM), (1:50), (4:25), 7:00, 9:50 Romeo and Juliet (PG-13) of Thor, the Mighty Avenger, as he battles Fri - Thu: (11:35 AM), (2:10), 6:45 to save Earth and all the Nine Realms from Delivery Man (Nov 22) (PG-13) Ender’s Game (PG-13) a shadowy enemy that predates the uni- The story of affable underachiever, Vince In a World... (R) Fri - Thu: (11:45 AM), (2:20), (4:45), 7:15, 9:40 verse itself. You know the schtick. Vaughn, whose mundane life is turned Fri - Thu: (4:40), 9:15 upside down when he finds out that he The Book Theif (PG-13 ) (Nov. 8) fathered 533 children through sperm do- Based on the beloved bestselling book, nations he made twenty years earlier. “The Book Thief” tells the inspirational story of a spirited and courageous young The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” girl who transforms the lives of everyone (Nov 22) (PG-13) around her when she is sent to live with a Embarking on a ‘Victor’s Tour’ of the new family in World War II Germany districts, Katniss senses that a rebel- lion is simmering, but the Capitol is still The Best Man Holiday (Nov 15) (R) very much in control as President Snow In this sequel, after nearly 15 years apart, prepares the 75th Hunger Games (The college friends finally reunite over the Quarter Quell) which could change Christmas holidays, they will discover just Panem forever.

atmosphere, including holiday displays, trees, and animated figures. In addition, an International Tree invites one and all to hang an ornament reflective of the different areas and holiday traditions of the world; MOVIE BUZZ War Z so-called “megaticket”--which sold a military tree pays tribute to our armed Gerard Butler and Vin Diesel may be teaming for $50 and included popcorn, a poster, forces; and a special “letters to the military” up for a video game adaptation of Nake & collectible 3D glasses, and an eventual HD (materials provided) allows you to extend Lynch, in which, why yes, in fact they play download of the film. your holiday greetings to the brave men escaped death row inmates - one of whom is and women who so graciously serve our mentally ill and prone to violent outbursts - Paramount has finally found someone else to country. who go around shooting dudes. Bruce Willis take over their lens flariest Sta Terk franchise and Jamie Foxx were previously attached. from J.J. Abrams. Joe Cornish, director of The festivities include many free activities, Attack the Block and co-writer of Tintin and such as entertainment; retail and restaurant 20th Century Fox has started talks with Marvel’s upcoming Ant-Man script. specials from Body & Soul, Marella, Manna director James Mangold and Hugh Jackman Java World Café, and Beijing Grill; Santa to come back for another Wolverine movie. ‘80s sort-of classics Sleepaway Camp and A Roshek Christmas Claus; and more. Photos with Santa Claus Pet Sematary are the getting some remakes, November 22 - January 2 will be taken by Hartig Drug with photo Writer-director-actor Tim Blake Nelson’s finally updating them to modern, trendy Rosheck Building packages and Christmas cards available. Anesthesia has reportedly added Kristen pets graves and today’s obese campers. Dubuque Initiatives announces its annual A Stewart, acting’s anesthesia. The film is Roshek Christmas to be held at the Roshek The opening event will also include a spe- “about a group of New Yorkers whose lives are DreamWorks bought another Building in downtown Dubuque from cial reading of Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa touched by the same philosophy professor. presidentially-focused book from Doris November 22, 2013 through January 2, 2014. Claus, by a local celebrity guest, resurrecting Kearns Goodwin, whose Team of Rivals: A special tree-lighting ceremony will take the holiday tradition which began in 1937 by Paramount is offering an Anchorman 2 The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln place on Friday, November 22nd from 5:30– former Dubuque radio personality, the late “superticket.” It goes on sale on the 26th of largely influenced Spielberg’s film. 7:30 p.m. in the Roshek Building Main Lobby. Vaughn Gayman. Mr. Gayman performed this month for a yet unnamed price, and with this reading each Christmas Eve during his it, you get admission a couple days before Richard Gere of all people is under This festive holiday happening has a tenure of live broadcasts from the Roshek the December 20 release. It’s reportedly consideration for Exotic Marigold Hotel twist! There will be traditional Christmas Building. Open daily from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. following the model of the studio’s World 2. Yep, they’re making that.

22 { november 7 20, 2013 } 365ink Magazine | issue #199 www.Dubuque365.com { pam kress dunn } i alway go up a size or two at christmas.

sweater (right after “Dry Clean Only”), Sizing Up Christmas has to be “One size fits all.” Sure it does. It’s too tight for her, and pools by pam kress-dunn around the floor on me, but sure.

Let’s talk about the holidays. Not the one do her physical therapy and is If my sister wants clothes this year, that comes on a Thursday later this month, perfectly content with life in a maybe I’ll buy her some gloves, but but the one that, let’s face it, started – in wheelchair. But 3X? even those come in a confusion of the stores, at least – even before the first sizes. My hands are so small, I’ve tried little rain-soaked bumblebee knocked on I also have no idea what size my those made for children, but I’m not your door and hollered “TRICK OR TREAT!” husband wears, or my son. One is really into hot pink mittens or Hello Kitty I’m talking, of course, about Christmas, bigger than the other, okay, and my son designs. Yet in hats, I’m kind of large. Both or, if you prefer, that Nondenominational has informed me that he now prefers his my graduation mortar board and the hel- Day of Good Cheer. Twelve Days of Good clothes rather snug. So, men’s small it is. mets I wore while hanging onto motorcy- Cheer. And lots of presents. But if it’s all cotton and liable to shrink, sizing,” and this is how it works. If you cling boyfriends were on the ample side. geeze, I don’t know. At least with my shop for your clothes in an average kind One thing about Christmas is how it hubby, I can peek at a tag or two in his of store – Sears, Penny’s, Casual Corner As a little girl, I got a lot of clothes for takes you to places you don’t usually go. closet when I’m home alone. (We do our (I refuse to admit this one is gone) – you Christmas, but my mom (a.k.a. Santa’s I know this sounds magical, like I’m talk- own laundry. It’s a second marriage, and might wear a nice, average 12. But take elves) knew how to sew. You can’t go ing about Santa’s workshop, or the winter second marriages are different. Old habits that same body of yours into an Eileen wrong with a flannel nightgown, and wonderland of shop windows glowing die hard, etc.) Fisher, Donna Karan, or Calvin Klein store, besides, you can always tell a kid, “You’ll with battery-operated sugarplums, or, if and guess what? You’ve shrunk! You now grow into it.” Do not say this to a woman you’re down in the dumps, the Island of Overall, shopping for men is infinitely wear just a 4, or, who knows? A 2. over 18. Unwanted Toys. But no. I’m being literal easier than for women. Their jeans, for here. instance, are so logical. All you need is a I have no idea what happens if a woman This is why I’d rather give things. Books, waist size and a length. This was a mystery is already very svelte. If she’s wearing small appliances, DVDs. Things are fun, The places Christmas takes me (where I to me until I married and my first husband the smallest size a normal department and their sizes are no reflection on you. normally don’t go) are places like the chil- told me. I’m sorry to say I have forgotten store offers, does she look for a minus-8 Because you don’t have to put them on. dren’s section of Younkers. After all, it’s his numbers by now, but it was so, so sim- in the designer stores? Maybe. The cru- not even in the same part of the mall as ple. I never hesitated to stop at Cowboys R elest words I’ve ever seen on a beautiful - [email protected] the women’s clothes. Or Dubuque’s fine Us (we lived in Colorado) and pick him up men’s clothing stores, where I might buy a pair or two of Levis. something for the men in my family once a year. And the fancy chocolate shop, But for a woman? Please. First you need to since I can’t afford fine handmade choco- know, are you a petite, a miss, or a woman? lates for myself, and why shop for choco- I could have sworn I was all three, but no, late if it’s not for me? not when it comes to clothing. When I was a bit younger, there were misses and The weirdest place I go is the plus-size sec- juniors sizes, each in its own part of the tion of Wal-Mart. Let me be clear: I have store. The misses came in even numbers, nothing against plus-size people. Some the juniors in odd. It was odd, indeed, and of my favorite people are plus-size, and I I can only wonder what fashion fascist love them to death and, honest to God, came up with that one. Still, if you knew most of the time don’t even notice the dif- you were somewhere between an 8 and a ference in our shadows. I’m just not used 10, you figured a 9 would be perfect. The to shopping for clothes that will fit my only problem was, juniors tended to look sister. My sister is especially hard to shop more like something your daughter would for because, among other things even she wear to, well, junior high. doesn’t know what size she wears. I’ll ask, and she will answer, “I don’t know, how Somewhere along the way, junior siz- about a 3X?” Now, I know she’s gained ing ended. It was followed by something weight since she stopped even trying to even more sinister. It’s been called “vanity

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“Top 10 Best Small Towns” by Fodor’s Travel Website; and “Jo In Galena, the Galena Cellars’ Nouveau celebration takes Daviess County 2nd Healthiest in State” by Robert Wood John- place on Friday, with a celebratory launch toast by the Law- son Foundation. lor family as well as by the city’s mayor at noon. The unique delivery of nouveau wine is done via horse-drawn wagon to City and county tourism officials are also planning to do a local businesses in mid-afternoon. Not quite the midnight toast, via Skype, with Conde Nast’s Number 1 Friendliest City celebration, but one that indeed spans the entire weekend. in America, Charleston, South Carolina. Because Number 2 ranked Galena is so darned friendly, everyone is invited to join Nouveau Wine Weekend Events in Galena, IL in the Main Street toast. Participants can register by purchas- Please make reservations where necessary! ing a $3 keepsake glass prior to the toast, which is scheduled for 3 p.m. Onsite pre-registration for the event begins at 11:30 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 22 Galena Nouveau Wine Weekend a.m. at either Washington Park on Main St. or at the Galena Registration for Toast the Town Welcome Center, 123 N. Commerce. Lineup for the toast, 11:00 a.m. at the Old Market House, Galena Welcome Center, and November 22-23 which will take place along Galena’s historic Main Street, starts Washington Park. Line up is at 2:30 p.m. Cost is $3 per person. Must at 2:30 p.m. with the toast scheduled and documented at 3:00 be 21+ to participate. Led by Galena Cellars, the entire community of Galena cele- p.m. Toast tickets may also be purchased in advance at www. Amelia’s Galena Wine Tour brates wine culture with Nouveau Wine Weekend, November nouveauweekend.com. 11:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m., 307 S. Main St., (815) 994-2868. Cost: $65 22-23. Inspired by the French tradition of celebrating the first Black Hawk Wine Tour new wine of the season, Galena’s Nouveau Wine Weekend has The historic toast will be followed by the traditional horse- 11:00 a.m., (563) 582-4076. Cost: $65 per person. become a tradition in it’s own right, with local wine lovers cel- drawn wagon parade delivering Galena Cellars’ 2013 Nou- Nouveau Lunch at One Eleven Main ebrating the Nouveau release for nearly 30 years. veau wine to area businesses (about 4:00 p.m.) after which, 11:00 a.m., 111 N. Main St., (815) 777-8030. Galena’s downtown really swings into celebration mode, with Nouveau Lunch at Vinny Vanucchi’s The tradition continues this year with Galena area restau- wine-inspired food and drink specials, live entertainment, 11:00 a.m., 201 S. Main St., (815) 777-8100. rants offering nouveau-inspired food specials, wine tast- and other Nouveau-themed events at local pubs and restau- Lawlor Family Nouveau Toast & Winery Luncheon ings, which include not only the classic Beaujolais Nouveau rants downtown and throughout Galena. (Having wine-lovers 12:00 p.m., 515 S. Main St., (815) 777-8500. but a range of wines, and weekend specials at area shops, spread down Main Street can’t hurt!) Some establishments Nouveau Dinner at Frank O’Dowd’s spas and lodging venues. will be offering the traditional French peasant stew served in 4:00 p.m., 9853 US Hwy. 20, (815) 776-0707. a freshly baked bread bowl to accompany this year’s Nouveau, Horse-drawn Wagon Parade and Delivery of Nouveau Wine, 4:00 p.m. while others will be creating unique dishes to be paired with Nouveau Dinner at One Eleven Main appropriate wines. In any case, the wine-inspired celebration 4:00 p.m., 111 N. Main St., (815) 777-8030. continues into Friday evening and resumes with even more Nouveau Wine & BBQ Ribs great Nouveau weekend specials all day Saturday. 5:00 p.m., Fried Green Tomatoes, 213 N Main St. Cost: $29. Beer Pairing Dinner To learn more about specific Friday or Saturday Galena Nou- 5:00 p.m., Galena Brewing Company, 227 N. Main St. veau Wine Weekend events, visit www.nouveauweekend.com. Mystery Pub Cruise 6:00 p.m., (563) 581-8123. The Tradition: Beaujolais Nouveau Amelia’s Shuttle Bus Ghost Tour Galena Nouveau Wine Weekend, based on the French Beau- 7:40 and 9:00 p.m., 307 S. Main St., Cost: $30. jolais Nouveau celebration (named after the region in which But this year, while honoring and celebrating the Nouveau his- it was founded), was launched in 1985 and spearheaded by SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23 tory, Galena sets out to make a little history of it’s own. On Fri- Galena Cellars’ winemaker, Chris Lawlor. “Nouveau is a shortly Amelia’s Galena Wine Tour day, November 22, Galena’s historic Main Street will become fermented wine from the fall’s harvest,” said Lawlor. “It’s meant 11:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m., 307 S. Main St., (815) 994-2868. Cost: $65. the site of a new record for “the longest toast in Galena, Illi- to provide a preview of the vintage and it is celebrated.” Black Hawk Wine Tour nois.” Called “Toast the Town,” the afternoon event will have 11:00 a.m., (563) 582-4076. Cost: $65. merry revelers stretching down Galena’s Main In France, Beaujolais Nouveau started over Massbach Nouveau Street, raising their glasses in a domino-like a century ago. The celebrated tradition con- 11:00 a.m., 117 S. Main St. wave to salute the arrival of Nouveau, the town’s tinues as somewhat of a “race” to deliver the Winery Tour & Lunch at Fried Green Tomatoes rich culture, and the many awards and accolades new wine just before midnight on the third 11:30 a.m., 213 N. Main St., Cost: $45. Galena has received in the past year. Thursday of each November. True followers Nouveau Luncheon at The Vineyard of Beaujolais Nouveau are up at midnight 12:00 p.m., Galena Cellars Vineyard, 4746 N. Ford Rd., “We have a lot to celebrate in Galena, and sampling at precisely 12:01 a.m. The deliv- (800) 397-9463 (WINE). Cost: $24.95. especially this year,” said Scott Lawlor, general ery of the wine is just as much a part of the Nouveau Dinner at Frank O’Dowd’s manager of Galena Cellars Vineyard and Win- fanfare and fun. Yes, creativity counts and 4:00 p.m., 9853 US Hwy. 20. ery. Among others, Galena’s 2013 accolades methods used in the past have included Nouveau Dinner at One Eleven Main include the Fourth Best Small Town in America motorcycles, balloons, Concorde jet, ele- 4:00 p.m., 111 N. Main St., (815) 777-8030. by Executive Travel Magazine; Ten Towns to Fall phant, runners and even rickshaws to safely Nouveau Dinner at Vinny Vanucchi’s in Love with this Autumn by Mike’s Road Trip; deliver the wine to its final destination. 4:00 p.m., 201 S. Main St., (815) 777-8100. one of “America’s Prettiest Towns” by Forbes Magazine; sec- Amelia’s Shuttle Bus Ghost Tour ond “Friendliest City” in America by Conde Nast; Fourteenth When it reaches its destination, the proclamation (and glasses) 7:40 p.m., 307 S. Main St. “Friendliest City” in the World by Conde Nast; “20 Best Small go up with cheers, “Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé,” trans- Amelia’s Haunted Pub Crawl Towns to Visit in 2013” by Smithsonian.com; one of America’s lated, “The new Beaujolais has arrived!” 8:00 p.m., 307 S Main St

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good wine, really good food, it’s the perfect combination.”

And a full weekend it is. Following Friday’s indulgence, Saturday is a full afternoon of celebrating food and wine, hosted by Stone Cliff Winery at the Port of Dubuque. That time arrives about 2 p.m. with the beginning of a second wine tasting hosted by Van’s Wine & Liquor in Stone Cliff’s party room. “We’d all Food & Wine on the River like to drink a $100 bottle of wine every night November 8, 9,10 – Port of Dubuque but unfortunately that’s just not in the cards,” explains Jansen, “so Saturday is kind of a little The Dubuque Food and Wine on the River is more focused on everyday type of wines. one of those amazingly decadent wine cel- We’re going to have 35-40 wines, more ebration weekends you see in Galena, full of affordable stuff, maybe in the $15-20 range, food and wine, music, wine and more wine even a lot of stuff around the $10 range. Then but instead, right here in Dubuque. Why we’ve got Potosi Brewery and Millstream should Galena have all the fun? Dubuque has Brewery onsite sampling their wares, some a great culture of food and wine with a num- really good quality stuff.” ber of fine establishments for both residents and visitors to enjoy. So to celebrate that Along with the wine and beer tasting, the culture, Bob Smith of Stone Cliff Winery and event will feature gourmet samplings of Jeff Jansen of Van’s Wine & Liquor created top-shelf treats from some of the Tri-State’s the Dubuque Food and Wine on the River favorite places and The Lonely Goats will festival. provide live music for sipping, eating, and especially, danc- The inaugural event, scheduled ing from 2:30 to 5 p.m. And for the weekend of November just to further prove that this 8, 9, and 10, is going to be is no gathering of wine snobs, jam-packed with a variety of the fun really kicks in as Larry opportunities to taste great Thomas, the one and only food, great wine and have a “Soup Nazi” from Seinfeld, will McCoy’s 40K for 40 Years November Giveaway whole lot of fun. Even better, be there, in-person, to host the event will benefit the Julien and judge a soup battle royale Dubuque International Film Festival. between L.May, Woodfire Grille, The Pepper Second Chances! Sprout, Caroline’s Restaurant and Cremer’s. The event starts off with one heck of a deca- The “Soup-Off” starts simmering at 4 p.m. For this ‘40k for 40 Years’ event we are We have been absolutely thrilled with dent night of wine and food tasting at the with the winner being awarded the coveted giving a second chance to the non-prof- the turnout that the ‘$40k for 40 Years’ Mississippi Moon Bar at the Diamond Jo “Golden Ladle.” its who came close to winning earlier in event not on for McCoys but for all the Casino on Friday, November 8 at 6:30 p.m. the year! This month the runner ups will non-profit organization that have par- Guests can enjoy gourmet food prepared Van’s Wine & Liquor, literally seconds off the battle it out for another chance to win ticipated this far! The added exposure on site by L.May Eatery, The Woodfire Grille, bridge in East Dubuque, Illinois will be fea- a custom piece of jewelry from McCoy that we have seen for the non-profit Pepper Sprout, and Caroline’s from the Hotel turing great wine and beer deals from the Goldsmith & Jeweler. groups, even for the groups that didn’t Julien Dubuque. Pairing with the mouthwa- weekend’s samplings along with pastries win the piece, has been a great sur- tering line-up of spectacular eats is a reserve and complimentary mimosas to cap off your This month the big cast of prise. For the winning organizations, wine tasting to die for. Bring tissues because weekend on Sunday as well. Visitors can pick eligible non-profits iinclude: it has been a great experience to help you’re taste buds are going to be crying tears up their favorites before they leave, while local at their auctions and see the success of • The National Mississippi of joy. Live music for the night will come from guests can place orders during the events on the pieces. The support that these non- the sultry-voiced Kristina Castenada and Friday and Saturday and Van’s will call them River Museum & Aquarium profits get is amazing in itself. It great friends. It’s a Grand Tasting, Dubuque style. when their order is ready to be picked up. • Camp Albrecht Acres to see such an active base among these • Two by Two groups. “Friday night is geared a little more upscale, You can get tickets for just Friday night’s kind of reserved tier,” explained Jansen. Reserve Wine and Food Tasting for $65 or Sat- • Visiting Nurses Association To date McCoys has donated $34,425 to “We’ve got approximately 35 reserve wines urday’s day of tastings at Stone Cliff for $45 • Dubuque Symphony Orchestra local non-profits and is on the way to – really killer stuff – from probably $30 to (soup included!). Or you can get a Weekend • Julien Dubuque International the $40k benchmark! $80-90 retail. And then the Woodfire (Grille) Pass that will get you into everything for just Film Festival and L.May (Eatery) and Pepper Sprout and $99. But remember, tickets are limited to just Voting will be from November 15th to Caroline’s restaurant will all have two to 250 per day, so you will want to secure yours • Area Residential Care, November 22nd. Don’t miss out on giv- three items for sampling. I mean we’ve got right away to guarantee your spot. Get them • Mines of Spain! ing your favorite non-profit a second four phenomenal restaurants there – really online now at www.dbqfoodandwine.com. chance at big reward!

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American Girl Book Club We will be read- ing, “Saige Paints the Sky”. Join us for discussion, & fun activities. Please register, space is limited (2nd grade & older). Epworth, November 9th, 10:30-noon National Novel Writing Month Brian Cooper: Asbury, November 14th, 6-7:30PM Tuesdays, November 5-26, 6-7 p.m. Author Talk & Book Signing Come Write In! Monday, Nov. 18, 7 p.m. Join us in the coffee bar Telegraph Herald Executive Editor Brian area on the 2nd floor of Cooper will talk about his latest book, First International Games Day Carnegie-Stout as we Heisman: The Life of Jay Berwanger. With @ Your Library share the fun and frustra- the recent open Join us throughout November. All tion of participating in house and dedica- programs are open house style for NaNoWriMo. The library tion ceremonies at school age & older. A drawing will will provide a pot of coffee, free WiFi, or Dalzell Field with a be held at each event for a Lego check out a laptop! Come early, stay late new statue of Senior Ninjago Starter Set. Special (we’re open until 9 p.m. on Tuesdays). graduate Berwanger, Peosta/NICC, November 8th, 1-2:30 PM Event: his story is sparking Epworth, November 12th 3:15-4:45 PM “Luxemberger In Amerika” great local interest. Holy Cross, November 21st, 3:30-5 PM Book & Documentary 50th Anniversary Aiger Auditorium. Mom’sEpworth Branch Night Out Thursday, Nov. 14, 6:15-8:30 Family Movies @ Your Library Tuesday, November 12th, 7-9PM Learn more about Totem Pole Art: Luxembourg immi- Native American History Month Holy Cross, Novem- gration, heritage and Thursday, November 14 at 4-5 p.m. ber 9th, 10-11:45AM culture in the United Join us in learning a little about Showing “Monsters States. Registration is the Native American tradition University” at 6:15 p.m. with the of totem poles while Samples, demonstrations and presentation from making your own brightly resources for three popular family 6:30 – 8:30 p.m. Re- colored paper totem pole. For challenges will be offered: quick & live the historic visit of Luxembourg ages 9-12. Register at 563-589- tasty meals made with healthy ingre- journalist Roger Krieps to the United 4225 ext. 2228. Peosta/NICC dients; technology tips on saving time States in 1962. As part of the presenta- November 21st, and/or money; reducing physical tion, the 55-minute, documentary film 6:30-8PM stress via simple 5 min. Yoga exercises. will be shown. All are invited and wel- Showing “Oz the Attendees eligible for door prizes. come to attend this free event in the Great & Powerful” SPACE IS LIMITED CALL TO REGISTER Aiger Auditorium. (563-582-0008 OR 563-876-3388) Pathway to Publishing Preschool & Family Story Times Sunday, Nov. 17, 2 - 3:30 p.m. Minecraft Mania Stories continue on Wed. & Thursday. Council Bluffs author Marcia Calhoun Tuesday, November 19 at 7 - 8:30 p.m. Check web site for times & locations. Forecki will speak about becoming an “Can you teleport me?” “How do I fly?” “I author. She has published nonfiction need a sword.” Do these phrases sound Hugo Kringle and short stories and has a blog on familiar to you? Whether or not you’re December 12th Goodreads, a site for readers and book a Minecraft wiz sign up for this game Hugo sings holiday songs recommendations. Share your love of playing night. Bring a friend to join in iPad eReader Workshop & tells stories in a fun, inter- stories, books and writing in celebration on the fun and creativity. For grade 6 Asbury Branch, Saturday, November active holiday show. of the National Novel Writing Month through high school. Register by calling 9th, 3-4PM. More details when you Peosta/NICC Branch, 10-10:45AM (NaNoWriMo) in the Aiger Auditorium. 563-589-4225 ext. 2228. call to register 582-0008. Farley/Drexler Branch 6:30-7:15PM

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What’s Your Unique Ability? by matt booth

I’ve been reading a book titled Unique According to the book, Ability that is based on a concept by everyone has a Unique business leader Dan Sullivan. I’m working Ability (even you) and to discover my own Unique Ability. As it is your responsibility to discover it. There defined, Unique Ability is the essence of are four criteria to help you find yours. what you love to do and what you do best. If I can clearly identify where my talent • It is a superior ability that other people and passion collide, I’ve found my Unique notice and value. Ability. The more I am able to identify and develop my Unique Ability – the more • You’re passionate about it and want to do freedom, happiness and success I will it as much as possible. experience. Talent fueled by passion is a powerful creative force and an awesome • It energizes you and other people. way to add value to others. • You keep getting better, never running out Many people I’ve talked to don’t believe of possibilities to improve it. they are unique or don’t see themselves as special. By nature, we’re all unique and You know that you have a talent that special. It’s a fact of life that there is nobody makes you different from the rest of the else in the world just like you. What you crowd. You have a skill or gift that you love choose to do with your uniqueness is up to do and that you might not even think to you. We’ve been raised to believe that of as special. It is as if it comes natural to we must fit in and adapt ourselves to the you. Working in that activity doesn’t seem outside world to be useful and successful. like hard work and all. In fact it can be very It is a mistake to downplay or suppress delightful. You probably enjoy immersing your individuality. Everyone’s uniqueness is yourself in this activity and accomplishing something to be celebrated and cultivated. the results from the talent that you have. What gives your Unique Ability its one- Unique Ability gives you the chance to do of-a-kind character is that it draws on and what you love, experience your greatest combines your talents, your passion, and success, and contribute the most to the your life experience, which no one else can world around you. duplicate. Accept the fact that you have a Unique In today’s world, it is often difficult to Ability. Every human being comes factory- discover Unique Ability because we are quipped with this ability. What talent the champions of multi-tasking. We spend do you love to use and what activities a majority of our time on activities that are you exceptionally good at? It is your simply need to get done to make life work. responsibility to figure out your Unique You’re probably not passionate about Ability. It will bring you great satisfaction these activities, and you may or may not be and many others will benefit from your great at them – they’re just a part of living. talents in action. Your greatest strength and Without knowing about Unique Ability, you your biggest contributions to the world lie wouldn’t think to do anything different. in your Unique Ability! Mattitude Quote “A positive attitude is a valuable asset. Protect it, nurture it and take care of it just like you do any of your other valuable assets.” - Matt Booth

Engaging keynote speaker, Matt Booth, is the attitude expert. He is an Award-winning speaker and author. Through his keynote speeches and training programs, he educates and entertains audiences with his unique abilities and talents. To find out how Matt can help you improve your attitude, call 563-590-9693 or email [email protected].

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elements of Don Quixote and, especially, Ready... Set... Go! The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Along the way we get to revisit every video game ever By Bob Gelms made and it’s fun to see what the charac- ters, who are card carrying geeks, think of Ready Player One is a science fiction novel all your favorite games. The overview is so by Ernest Cline. The book was published comprehensive that it’s very much like a by Random House in August of 2011 and history of the video game industry. It’s just the audio book is narrated by none other wonderfully amusing. than Wil Wheaton the actor who played Wesley Crusher on Star Trek The Next Gen- There are also elements of fantasy and eration. In 2012, the book received an Alex magic in Ready Player One. Not enough to Award from the Young Adult Library Ser- overwhelm the quest/plot but just enough vices Association division of the American to make things warmly interesting. If ever Library Association and won the 2012 Pro- there was a book that needed the reader to metheus Award as well. suspend his/her disbelief it’s this one and that is easily enough done. These kinds of The book is generally considered to be a books are not about whether or not the Young Adult (YA) novel but, to use myself as main characters achieve their quest. It is all an example, you don’t have to be a Young about the journey to get there. It has to be Adult to thoroughly enjoy it. It is an exciting hard; the goal has to be almost unreachable read with an engaging protagonist in the in the beginning. The main character has to character of Wade Owen Watts. grow and grow up in some way. He has to undergo the final test of his skill/bravery/ The book follows Wade’s adventures as self reliance all alone with no help from he tries to find Halliday’s Egg. This is kind anyone and, of course he has to accom- of a video game Easter Egg hunt with the plish the goal in some logical way relying prize being untold wealth and fame. Mr. on his skill and craftiness. By logical I mean Halliday was a video game designer and it has to be logical within the parameters he designed a video game called OASIS. It’s of the book and, finally, the bad guy has to a virtual reality game that has taken over be defeated by the main character, alone. the real world and teenagers like Wade live Remember it’s not the goal it’s the journey. there “virtually” all day long. In order to par- ticipate in OASIS you need an Avatar just Given all of that I devoured Ready Player like in the movie of the same name. Wade’s One in two sittings, forcing myself to stay Avatar is called Parzival and he and his best awake because I just HAD to finish it. I abso- friends Aech and Artemis set out on a quest lutely love it when books do that to me and to find the three keys that will unlock the this one did many times over. So, drop your gates to the crystal egg. Halliday, you see, quarter in the machine. Ready, player one; has left his fortune, estimated in the hun- get set, player one; GO player one. dreds of BILLIONS of dollars, and control- ling interest in OASIS to whoever can solve NOVEL IDEA the riddles that allow you to get the keys to The month of November is National Novel open the gates and find the egg. Writing Month (NaNoWriMo). The idea is to write a novel in one month. With 30 days in There is an endearing quality about the month you can get a decent size novel Ready Player One. Mr. Halliday’s person by writing about 1700 words per day... not has influenced “virtually” everyone on finished text but a first draft. You have Earth because in 2040 the Earth can be always wanted to write a novel so here is described with one word, dystopian. It is your chance. You have had that idea for a not a good place to be. OASIS, however, is novel ruminating in the back of your head like paradise and Halliday is the guy who for years, so now here if your chance. You invented it. It seems that Halliday grew up have started that novel but never finished in the 1980’s and everything about that it and it’s on that memory stick in your desk decade had influenced him in some way, drawer, so here is your chance. You even from Aquafresh toothpaste to the video have friends to help you, go to this web- game Zelda; from video games to TV shows site for the skinny on everything “writing a and books. It is one big cultural well of novel in a month.” http://nanowrimo.org/ 1980’sdom. Good luck and maybe I’ll be reviewing The quest is the thing and there are your book next year. Answer on page 39

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recently introduced a healthful cookie to eat while pregnant which includes a glu- ten free option. Charm Toy Company - You won’t want to miss these SUPER Sides of Gratitude cute plush ride on rockers! Cranberries: These heirloom quality with nutritionists Megan Horstman & Amber Jaeger This tart fruit contains proanthocyanidins Thankful Sprout! pieces will last a lifetime and (PACs) that may prevent the adhesion of You can always tell when November comes. bring smiles to the little ones Thanksgiving is a special time for embrac- certain of bacteria, including E. coli, asso- Facebook posts start to blow up with things on your shopping list. ing everything we are thankful for and ciated with urinary tract infections to the people are thankful for. The obvious comes Pediped Shoes - displaying gratitude. Showing our grati- urinary tract wall. The anti-adhesion prop- to mind; health, friends, and family. I too Quality toddler shoes tude is an empowering emotion. It makes erties of cranberry may also inhibit the have been blessed with these things but this that are not only us stop and think, a pause in our normal bacteria associated with gum disease and November is especially near and dear to my healthy for growing routine, to recognize all we are grateful stomach ulcers. Recent scientific research heart. It marks the one year anniversary of feet but also offer for. Thanksgiving is a day that we tend to shows that cranberries and cranberry SPROUT, a baby and toddler boutique. I am adorable styling think of when sharing our gratitude with products contain significant amounts of thankful that I had this opportunity to, along Raz Baby - A pacifier that family and friends. We can do that with antioxidants and other phytonutrients with my sister Tricia, to open this store in an actually closes when it is food as well. Here are some foods to be that may help protect against heart dis- effort to fill a void in the retail marketplace dropped preventing the thankful for this Thanksgiving: ease, cancer and other diseases. of Dubuque. I am also thankful that my two dreaded yuck! beautiful kiddos helped me realize this void. You! Lingerie - Sexy And Tricia and I are grateful that our parents (and affordable!) nurs- have worked so hard and have put their trust ing bras in sizes that in us to try this new venture. will actually fit, regard- less of your size. I am also thankful that due to the success of Walnuts: Petunia Pickle In addition to antioxidants and essential our business I recently had the opportunity to Bottom - Well built, Sweet Potatoes: attend 2 different conferences in Las Vegas a ALA omega-3 fatty acids, an ounce of functional and beau- One medium-sized sweet potato contains couple of weeks ago. 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What kind of kid talks like that? It seems weird to me. Also hurt him for anything in the world. What can I do? Do you their whole family seems to enjoy each other’s company have any tips for staying awake during sex? and want to spend time together. Do you think there’s - No Names Please something wrong with them? --Nervous Neighbor Dear Nervous Neighbor: Yes I do. Normal parents have sullen, Dear No Names Please: angry children who won’t speak at all except to say things I make a mental inventory of all 104 chemical elements. like: “I hate you. I wish you were dead.” Or, “you’re ruining Then I arrange the elements in groups according to their my life!” It’s possible they are an alien family from another physical and chemical properties---valence, melting galaxy. I wouldn’t get too close. Dear Trixie: I am turning point, and electrochemical properties. Then I reconstruct 20 next week and have just been asked out on my first the periodical table. I like to work out new combinations: date. I would like to be a wife and mother as soon as pos- two elements in group K, eight in group L, eighteen in sible. Can you give me some tips for snaring a husband? group M. And every once in a while I scream, YES, YES, YES! - Tiffany On 20TH Street Dear Trixie: Dear Trixie: I have just recently moved to town and had my first la- Dear Tiffany: I think I’ve developed a bad habit in over-scrutinizing dies luncheon. I was told at separate times by three dif- Never let a man see you eat ANYTHING. If you faint from guys. Every time I meet a guy who I’m attracted to I imme- ferent ladies that my decorating style was “eclectic”. One hypoglycemia you will appear fragile and feminine and diately look for reasons to quit seeing him. In the last six used the phrase “delightfully eclectic”. What exactly does this will make him feel masculine and chivalrous. Never months I have broken off relationships for the following it mean when someone tells you your home is “eclectic”? let him see you without full make-up and perfectly coiffed reasons: bad cologne choices, not voting, lip smacking - Brenda on Bies Drive hair. Never let a man know you have normal bodily func- while eating, watches ‘Jackass’, not flossing, and being a tions. If you must use the toilet--and this is crucial-- run Steeler’s fan. Do you think there is something wrong with Dear Brenda on Bies: the water in the sink or play rollicking Sousa marches on me? Am I too picky? It means your new friends are much too polite to come a hidden CD player. The longer you can perpetuate the - Still Single and Hating It right out and say your home is full of mismatched crap. myth of gentle feminine loveliness the better off you’ll be. And whatever you do--withhold all sex. Good luck dear. Dear Still Single: Dear Trixie: I once divorced a guy because I discovered he had Billy My new neighbors have kids who are considerate and po- Dear Trixie: Joel records. How picky is picky? I think it’s much better lite. The oldest-- Travis--who is 12, came over and raked It takes my husband so long to finish having sex with to be chronically alone than chronically annoyed. Hang our leaves without even being asked. When I offered him me that last night I actually dozed off in the middle. This in there, you’ll eventually find one who disgusts you less money he said he couldn’t accept it in good conscience. seemed to really upset him. I love the guy and I wouldn’t than any other man and then you’ll be moderately happy.

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Aries 3/21-4/19 petition you pretended to sign. Get A new love relationship could everything looking just right and then go appear on the horizon, perhaps to sleep under a blanket of dread. with someone who has as much debt and a similar taste in vapid television as you. Libra 9/23-10/22 Work through your self-doubt and come Just relax and enjoy the out on the other end a similarly terrible barrage of nonstop delusion but seemingly inspired person. from everyone who thinks they’re entitled to their dream. People are more Taurus 4/20-5/20 interested in why you think they care than You might get so sad that you what you’re actually saying. feel trapped inside your pajama pants. Don’t succumb. Someone being Scorpio 10/23-11/21 drawn to your energy is fine until they actual A call from a friend or lover use the phrase “I am drawn to your energy.” could bring either good news or yet another reminder that everyone Gemini 5/21-6/21 you’ve ever loved will spend most of their Some fascinating conversa- life secretly trying to scream from their tions could happen if only you stomach. The funny thing about romance would leave. This could lead to a long- is that someone made it up. term commitment, such as friendship, that you are unprepared for as a glorified child. Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 You’ll be so happy about a sand- Cancer 6/22-7/22 wich you like being on sale that The year is 2013 and Snake you’ll forget all about tumors. If presented Plissken is back but this time with a creative project of some kind, see it’s L.A., which through the agency of how far you can make it on pure rage. earthquakes has become an island of the damned. But something has gone wrong Capricorn 12/22-1/19 in this new moral order, because the A celebration with someone President’s daughter has absconded to who brings you good news will L.A. with a detonation device, and Snake be in order if that person brings you good is commandeered to retrieve it. But just news instead of just another story about below the surface there is a coiled Snake how they dressed their cat up in a silly ready to strike. Your lucky number is 33. outfit, drank a light beer, and went to sleep.

Leo 7/23-8/22 Aquarius 1/20-2/18 Feelings should run deep. You You can either eat too much should run away. hummus in bed or cry over YouTube videos in bed, not both. Virgo 8/23-9/22 Some visitors could come to Pisces 2/19-3/20 your home, perhaps a couple Just when you think you’re special, with a child, and you’ll maybe be inspired 6,500,000,000 other people show Sudoku Answers enough to post the link to an online up on the same planet and ruin everything. Answers Crossword

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