2 3 4 INNARDS - Unit 20 Legion of Mad Caddies p. 15 Vancouver is hosting their first “all-ages” show with arrival of the Fat Tour 2003 this Sunday, March Fat Tour 2003 2nd. According to the management, if things go well, we could see more
[email protected] Wanted: Cute all-ages shows at the legion. Let’s hope so, ‘cause goddamn this town John Ford p. 9 Ramones-esque early 20-something needs a new all-ages venue that isn’t a cement box or residentially locat- female, who looks good straddling a drum kit. And if you can ed. keep a beat, even better. Local all-girl sex-kitten-punk band, The Ministry p. 11 Rumours, is currently holding auditions for a new drummer. If you’re - Ever wondered what ever happened to those prolific punkers from interested in the job, email
[email protected] Edmonton, SNFU? Yah, well, neither did we. Until now that is. It was Al Jourgenson In the mean time, Chuckie from Chinatown is filling in to keep the beat, recently been brought to Nerve’s attention that Chi Pig has managed to but he doesn’t look nearly as hot in a ragged asymmetrical mini jean pull himself away from Wrestlemania reruns long enough to start anoth- skirt. er project, SLAVECO., a band that is a little bit more rock than Chi’s Ultimate Fighter II p. 20 previous gig. But don’t worry, it’s still punk and yes, Chi still wears - Speaking of Chinatown, many concerned smut-rock fans have been tights.