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••• •• •1 PRIDE SEASON is just around the bend and you • • • • ••••••• 1 can almost smell the heat coming. A lot of things e • •-•••• • I are cooking up for this years 2012 Pride Celebra- tion in Houston. The bors are planning their mas- SUNDAY sive parties, and Pride Houston for the first time hosting a massive party downtown at what use to JUNE 3 be Verizon The Wonderland event should be awesome.

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How sad I am tonight as I lay here in my trailer. Not the I have put a list list together to let everyone one that F Bar uses as their drag dressing room, but my know its me and not Kara Dion. actual home here in the heights. That F Bar trailer belongs to Kara Dion. We all know she just loves that thing. Heck I even 1. I wear designer gowns- Kara wears what heard she brought in her own decorator to design her stall. she had on the night before.

I had a show tonight diary- it was just something straight out 2. Kara stumbles when she walks in heals of a horror movie. I might just need to retire like Jill Jordan (because her legs are numb from being in the did all those years ago. Am I no longer the belle of the ball? air) I walk with style and glamour. Did Kara Dion steal that away from me too? With her long skinny legs and tight fitting outfits that are custom made? 3. Kara drinks Jager. I drink wine from a box! Who does that woman think she is? Acting all fancy with her body double ... That's no way in hell her twin. Its a body 4. I drive a Scooter- Kara drive a mini van! Double... DOUBLEEEEEEE .. SAD!

At least I sing with love and devotion unlike some other prin- See now you know I am classy and she cess that runs around here. So after my five vodka shots and is...well ....you know .... my opening number- which was awesome- people just kept standing up and going outside to smoke so they wouldn't miss my second song. Unlike Ms. Dion I can do it better! Good Night Diary! Tomorrow will be better!

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