Volume 70 WEATHER Number 122 Tis nobler in the minds of men to' suffer the slings and Tuesday. arrows of outrageous April 1.1975 fortune . . . Duke University The Chronicle Durham, North Carolina Edens phased out. Forest relocated
By David Arneke business and finance, that the The relocation of the Duke Forest University "will sell the land the took a giant step forward last night as Forest is on, but still keep the trees by the Residential Life Committee (RLC) relocation them to a new location." and the Educational Facilities Com RLC chairman Olaf Stackleburg ap mittee (EFC), in a rare joint meeting, peared pleased with the meetings re voted unanimously to tear down the sults. "We like the trees, ya," he com dorms in Edens quadrangle and con mented. "We couldn't let this won vert the land into a new subdivision of derful resource of the University go the forest. for the sake of a few small, cramped Since the announcement over spr little room, you know." ing break that the Duke Forest would George Williams, chairman of the indeed be sold, speculation has EFC, commented, "it is a move, I swirled around the cryptic statement think, that is precisely harmonious of Charles Huestis, vice-president for with the sense priorities the student body demonstrated their support for Art|s,,s con tion 0( ,he ,„,,„,„ j. 0sborne Q Air „,.„,, Room „, ,he nuorlnonact coirora IA/OOL'C ._ r Cahow will over the past several weeks." soon to be forgotten $8 million new James P. Bonk Memorial University The support he referred to includes Center. (Artist's rendering by Holly Brubach) the February MSA rally on the main stay honcho quad and the recent RLC poll of 10 liv ing groups on the desirability of living in Edens quad. The survey, conducted in admissions by RLC member Roger "Whip" Lash of J.B.'s dream fulfilled: By David Arneke BOG house, was taken in House P, Acting admissions director Clark Stonehenge, Maxwell House, Cahow has been named permanent Buchanan, CC, ATO, Phi Delta Theta, Ivies accept Duke admissions director, according to re Southgate, Wilson and Epworth. The liable sources. one-question survey read: "Would By Steve Garland formed observers have suggested that The official announcement has not you rather have your dorm torn down Duke's 49-year effort to become Duke probably had to trade its Law been made yet, but the leak drew to relocate the forest, or Edens quad?" more than just a university for grits School to Princeton along with major quick responses from a variety of stu The results were: and the nouveau-riche may soon academic programs to be named later dents. "Cahow? No couldn't be," Tear down Edens—1,197. come true. According to a highly Details on why Duke has finally scoffed Kevin Moore, the student Tear down my dorm—3. placed source in the Duke administra been accepted to the Ivy League have member of the search committee. "He What is Edens quad?—77. tion, the major announcement of this not been released but sources indicate wasn't even one of the five finalists we "This is truly an occassion where year's 50th Anniversary celebration that the Duke conversion to the Ivy submitted." informed student opinion has made a will be that Duke has been accepted as tables in determination of financial Moore was correct, according to re significant and meaningful contribu a member of the Ivy League. aid may have been the main factor in liable sources, but administration tion to the decision making process at When contacted yesterday in the Ivy League's favorable response to sources would not comment on the Duke," noted Lash. He cited the California where he is conducting a Duke's application. matter yesterday. representative nature of the survey, fundraising campaign (University, of One highly placed Harvard ad "Cahow? Never heard of him" n which included every type of living course) Duke President Terry Sanford ministrator is reported to have said . marked Provost Frederic Cleaveland. group, the high percentage of returns refused comment on the issue but (Continued on page 8) (Continued on page 5) (99.6 per cent) and the unanimous chukled cryptically, "We're phasing vote of the committees, as indicative ivy in this year." in of the interest of students. Terms of the acceptance have not been disclosed but Duke is said to Chancellor John O. Blackburn re have given up a lot for the prestige of marked that he was very pleased with becoming an Ivy League School. In (Continued on page 8) Captures assailant Bonk gets bonked By Dan Neuharth FLI-PIE. announced yesterday it is open April Fools came a day early for James for business—at rates cheaper than those Bonk. of its competitor. Bonk had just adjorned his third period Bonk was the second professor to be Chemistry lecture when a masked, pie- chosen a target for a flying pie: a week ago slinging "hit-man" came flashing through psychology professor Irvin Alexander was Gross Chem Auditorium, smattering hit squarely in the face as he gave a large Bonk's right side, from head to toe. with group lecture in Zener Auditorium. lemon creme. Alexander did not give chase, but he did But Bonk quickly recovered and jumped show up at the next class session well pro on the heels of his surprised assailant. tected, wearing a fencer's mask. chasing him out of the huilding and into PIE-DIE was formed two weeks ago by the woods surrounding it. cornering him students who read articles of similar in knee-deep water. groups nationwide. It is patterned after a The episode was the doing of PIE-DIE mafia-family, with hit-men. lieutenants, Ltd., a handful of students who will "hit" and a godfather. with a pie anyone on campus, including In yesterday's episode, the chemistry University President Terry Sanford. But class of about 200—some of whom had Bonk: wiping it off. (Photo by Jay with PIE-DIE only in its second week of paid for the contract on the popular pro- Bonk: 'Asinine.' (Photo by Jay An derson) Anderson) operation, another pie-throwing family. (Continued on page 8) Page Two The Chronicle Tuesday. 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', Willaims wrote about the play, a Broadway Pulitzer-Prize winner in Sunday, April 6; 8:15 p.m. 1955, "I'm trying to catch the quality of experience of a group of people, the coudy, flickering, evanescent—fiercely charged— : Page Auditorium interplay of live human beings in a thundercloud of crisis." The world of the live human beings in William's thundercloud usually (Formerly being held in Cameron) requires the morphine of mendacity. The movie version (of which Williams himself approved), directed by Richard Brooks, brought Tickets—$6.00, $5.50, $5.00 together five "stars" from different areas of show-business; their combination with Williams' play resulted in a depth and intensity of Those already holding tickets may exchange performance from each which has made their characterizations them for tickets at Page Box Office. theones to be remembered. Presented by Duke University Union Performing Arts Committee Tuesday. April 1.1975 The Chronicle Page Seven James given new ten year pact; $10 million dollar expansion planned By Steve Garland James announced no firm plans on eliminating the de University Chancellor John Blackburn announced ficit, but is said to be .considering eliminating all "extras" yesterday that Athletic Director Carl James' contract has in the department, such as non-revenue sports and >• •-'•••?/ been extended for 10 years beyond its present expiration women's sports. mmt:M&, date at the end of the coming year. James was named Athletic director four years ago when • The chancellor also announced that because of the the former athletic director Eddie Cameron (a loyal Duke "continued improvement" of the Duke football team plans athletic official who was named after the Indoor Stadium) have been made to expand the seating capacity at Wallace retired: : : :: Wade Stadium to 100,000 in anticipation of overflow Since that time sports at Duke have made a miraculous crowds in the future. turnabout. Formerly a traditional national powerhouse in In announcing the plans for the stadium expansion football and basketball, Duke's fall from national athletic Blackburn said that the cost may be close to $10 million, attention has been precipitous. Duke has moved from the but he added that he plans to go before the 1976 senior plebian "win-at-all-costs" philosophy to the more class and ask for $1,000 pledges toward the new stadium. aristocratic "win-at-ali-costs-but-lose," philosophy. Both decisions are slated to be rubber stamped at a James' major achievement as athletic director ha been to closed meeting of the Athletic Council scheduled for next preside over Duke's climb in non-revenue sports status, Monday. while offering them little assistance along the way. When contacted about the actions yesterday, the facul For example, it is reported that when he was told that ty, administration and alumni members replied in chorus, cross-country runner Scott Eden had made the All- "Sure, we knew about the decisions a month ago." Stu America team in his sport he said, "We'll, we're proud of dent representatives replied simply. Huh?" all our athletes here at Duke" and then turning to a person In a prepared statement read to lhe hastily called press on his right, whispered behind his hand, "Find out who conference yesterday, Duke president Terry Sanford said, this Scotty guy is for me, and what's cross-country." "We are pleased with the continual improvement shown The specific details of James' contract were not report by Duke sports teams during Mr. James tenure as athletic ed, but he is expected to receive a substantial raise in director." salary due to additional funds made available with the Sanford went on to cite the "openness" of James' ad abolition of theForestry School and the Primate Center. ministration and the careful, thoughtful way in which he The inference comes from an offhand remark made by Crowds such as these are the reason for the makes decisions. Pointing to the basketball situation San James at his press conference when he said jokingly. "You planned $10 million expansion of Wallace Wade ford praised James for bringing "stability" to the basket can't make a monkey outta me." Stadium (Staff photo) ball situation over the past three years. "James innovative handling of the basketball situation, bringing in three coaches in three years, is a brilliant dis play of the fluid stability which we have strived for in this Sloan resigns as State coach administration," he said. Norman." In his acceptance speech, James thanked all those peole By John Feinstein Only hours after the Sloan resignation. Smith, who is who supported him, saying "Thanks" and shaking hands RALEIGH—Norman Sloan has resigned as head basket spending the weekend hunting with referee, Fred with both of them. He also said that he would strive to ball coach at North Carolina State University. The veteran eliminate the costly Duke University Athletic Association "scoreboard" Hikel. issued the following statement. mentor, who has coached the Wolfpack for nine years deficit. "Norman Sloan will join the basketball staff at the submitted his two word resignation to athletic director University of North Carolina this fall. I have every con Willis Casey yesterday morning. fidence that Norm can be as much of an asset to our pro The concise, but to the point letter submitted over gram as an assistant at Carolina as he was as head coach at Sloan's signiture said "I quit." State. The task will be difficult indeed, but I think Norm Although Sloan refused to elaborate on the specific re is capable of almost anything. Smith also added that asons for his sudden departure, rumor has it that the move Sloan's first task would be to choose the team's wardrobe stems from the NCAA's refusal to grant David Thompson for next season. four more years of eligibility. Sloan had also requested It is expected that Sloan will take over the duties of that the school be allowed to put Thompson on the Carolina assistant Bill Guthridge, whose main job over the payroll as an assistant player-coach, and pay him a salary last eight years has been to harass opposing players and of 5 million dollars a year. hand out towels. When the NCAA decision was announced Sloan was When told of this, Monty Towe, speaking from his pre quoted as saying, "It's ridiculous. They're ail out to get sent job as a Disneyland elf, said, "I think, based on by ex NOW, SCHOLARSHIP ASSISTANCE FOR us—the whole thing is a conspiracy. I'm sick and tired of perience. Coach Sloan is a great choice for that job. He YOUR JUNIOR AND SENIOR YEARS, the lousey administrators around here. I'd like to drown could really fling a towel," Towe gushed. them all under the shower." It is rumored that the opening on the Carolina staff PLUS CHANCE TO BECOME A LEADER Before he resigned. Tates Locke, whose former Clemson ocurred when Guthridge decided to run for head IN THE NUCLEAR ENERGY FIELD. team is on probation for the next 50 years for recruiting cheerleader. violations, offered to trade his whole ineligible team to Smith also said he hoped Sloan whould be willing to Tuition, books and educational fees are ali in Sloan for the rights to the ineligible Thompson, but Sloan help in making up Carolina's non-conference schedule. cluded in this new NROTC Nuclear Propulsion Can demurred. Last year Sloan managed to get State games with such didate program. Along with $100 a month to help In accepting the resignation, Casey said "I've always powerhouses as Buffalo State- Western Carolina, and you with your living expenses. And on top of that said Norm Sloan has a lot of class . . . and someday so UNC-Wilmington. you have an opportunity to build a rewarding career meone's going to find it." Perhaps former Duke coach Bucky Waters summed for yourself in the fast-growing nuclear energy The first someone to get a chance at finding that class things up best when he said, "I guess the people at State field. will apparently be North Carolina coach Dean Smith, an must have feeling in their gut that the people over here old buddy of the man known affectionately as "Stormin felt when I quit." To qualify, you must have completed one semester each of calculus and physics, or two semesters of calculus and have a B- average or better(C+ if Carolina engineer or hard science major). Depending upon your performance, you will be in terviewed during your senior year for the Navy's um Herbie Nuclear Program and for training as a Navy Nuclear Officer. Presents If you can qualify for the demanding yet rewarding nuclear field you can anticipate five years of Hancock employment as a regular Navy officer. Tuesday, April 8 For full details on this .^ew NROTC Nuclear Propulsion Cand idate program, contact the NAVY Memorial Hall, UNC ROTC Unit, HOSocial Sciences(Phone684-3841). Be someone special in the Navy. 8:00 p.m. Tickets available at Chapel Hill Record Bars and the Carolina Union Page Eight The Chronicle Tuesday. April 1.1975 —Ivy League- -Pie Fli Die- day he didn't think he'd need one. (Continued from page 1) (Continued from page 1) fessor—cheered both the attack and the The Don said his group has pie- that Duke's new financial aid alloca- with the Ivy League and give 10 chase. throwing ethics: no badly staining pies, tion policy will "keep the rabble out" scholarships. Duke will, however, use The first cheered the pie man as he like blueberry, and all pies thrown at pro by allowing only "affluent" students the same rules that the Ivy League chased Bonk around the front of the fessors go at the end of the class. come to the University. uses and give scholarships to students podium and threw the pie. The class then He said the group was set up to "bring The move to the Ivy League is not with special talents—especially streamed out of the auditorium following Duke back to life" and make people laugh, expected to cause overnight changes talents at putting balls through hoops the duo. cheering Bonk as he chased his including the professsors who get hit. at Duke, but some are already ap- and across goalines. assailant across a parking lot and into the Bonk yesterday called the idea of pie- parent. In a move to bring Duke's Student opinion in general appears woods. throwing groups "asinine." facilities up to Ivy League standards to be favorable to the switch. Com- The pie-man gave up running when he PIE-DIE's rates range from, depending ran into a knee-deep stream that was too on the risk involved in each target, $10 to the RLC in a closed session has voted ments from students randomly select- $20 to students. $20 to $30 for professors, to rename the main quad "Duke ed on the Duke Yard ranged from "Oh, steep to climb out; Bonk was only feet behind the student, who identified $50 to $100 for administrators and a Yard." ivy. That will be nice," to "Go to Hell, himself as Dave Shain, a freshman who "special Terry" rate of from $200 to $300, In sports Dukewill come into line Columbia, go to Hell!" lives in House P. for Duke President Terry Sanford. "Don't ever try to run from an athlete," FLI-PIEs spokesman said their newly set —Edens out— puffed Bonk, as he used his lecture notes rates are: $8 for all students, $20 to $35 for to clean the lemon creme off his ears. chin, professors, $35 and up for administrators (Continued from page 1) and $175 and up for Sanford. worse either, now, will it? elbow and pants. the result of the vote. "I think that for "I'm an athlete," responded Shain. FLI-PIE says they will keep their profits once and for all Duke University has "A thousand spaces short, two' all to themselves, while PIE-DIE claims to thousand, we'll get them in "I'm better." quipped Bonk. shown the world just what kind of an Shain will face judicial board charges of give a third to a half of their profits to effectuve, student-oriented decision somehow," he smiled. "We always assault and battery, which could result in hunger relief charity. However PIE-DIE ad making process we have. The students do." suspension, said Bonk. "He'll also pay the mitted they have so far sent no money said they wanted to keep the forest, The move to renovate the Edens dry cleaning bill," he added. from their contracts to charity, and said dorms and turn them into trees After the incident Shain said he has quit they hadn't decided when or how they and we [the administration, which is wouid db so. here to work for the students] took the originated with the EFC. Williams his job as PIE-DIE hit man. declined to comment on what build "This was my first hit. and the company FLI-PIE is asking students who want ball from there and carried it right contracts fulfilled or to join to call down the road to where we are now, ings will be the next on the list of never told me that I might get chased," he possible relocation sites. Speculation said. "It was the last thing on my mind, 688-9833 between 8 and 10 p.m. wherever that is." Students contact PIE-DIE by writing to has centered on the East Campus gym, and he could really run," Shain said of Asked about the effect of tearing Bonk, a crack tennis player . box4782D.S. down over a thousand living spaces, the recently-vacated AROD building, Dean of student affairs William Griffith and Fred Theatre, often mentioned as A PIE-DIE spokesman said of Monday's Blackburn replied, "Well, it certainly chase: "we've gotta expect minor setbacks said yesterday of the pie people: "All of won't help the situation, but it won't the new site of the forest's mushroom once in a while, these are the risks of a hit them would be subject to a possible charge change the situation much for the laboratory. man. It's his problem, there's nothing we of assault and battery." He said pie- can do for him now." throwing is potential dangerous, and un The head of PIE-DIE, who asked to be der University Regulations the heads of identified only as "The Don," said very the pie groups could be charged as ac elaborate preparations are made in each cessories to assault, even if they PIZZA hit. Hit men usually wear raincoats, themselves through no pies. gloves, dark glasses and a ski mask. They Penalties for assault range from a even take a taste of the pie before okaying primand to suspension. it for throwing, he said. I TRANSIT 1 "I did our first hit, on Alexander," said the Don. He said he even had a getaway car AUTHORITY waiting behind Zener. Shaifl said yester 493-2481 J-iu£. it uhi CHAMPAGNE !WMCH
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