The NIB Neatishead, Irstead and Parish Magazine

By Katie Painter, aged 6

THE BENEFICE OF St BENEDICT The Parishes of , Barton Turf, Beeston St Lawrence, , Irstead and Neatishead

From your Parish Priest The clocks have gone back to Greenwich Mean Time, the days are getting shorter, the nights longer, and the mornings darker, but it’s time to say “Happy New ‘Church’ Year!!” again as Advent and Christmas are upon us. Yet although it’s darker and colder as winter sets in, I am always encouraged by the words from Cranmer’s wonderful Advent collect: “Give us grace to cast away the works of darkness and put upon us the armour of light, now in the time of this mortal life in which thy Son Jesus Christ came to visit us in great humility.” Light is part of both the story and the message of Christmas. The angel greeted the shepherds on the hillside, as “glory of the Lord shone around them”. The wise men followed the light of the star to find the Christ-child. And when the baby is brought to the Temple, Simeon praises God that he has seen the one who is “to be a light to lighten the gentiles”, the one who is God’s gift to this world. Those who witnessed Christ’s life on earth were transformed by the experience. But that light was and is for all time. Just as the light of the Olympic flame is carried from runner to runner, and from country to country on its journey, so the light of the gospel has been passed from generation to generation, down the ages, and now rests with us – for a time. We are part of that light’s journey in both time and space. We need to spread that light as far and as wide as we can by showing forth that light wherever we go, to whoever we meet, and particularly to the next generation. As we prepare once again to celebrate Jesus’ birth, may I extend a warm invitation to you to join us for any of our Advent and Christmas services, and experience again the Wonder of Christmas. Join us as we begin to celebrate again the story cycle of Jesus’ life on earth, from Nativity to Ascension. Join us as we pray that we may let the light of the Christ-child, the light of the gospel illuminate our own lives and so lighten the community around us. With every blessing. David Smith

ISSUE NO: 478 December 2017 and January 2018 Notes from the Editor This is my last edition as editor. I’ve enjoyed the two-year cycle as assistant and then editor. I began thinking I could put something back into a community I love and perhaps in retirement get more involved locally. The latter wasn’t to be but for the best of reasons. So I wish you well as I leave you in almost every sense of that word. Forgive a few words for our contributors. You are the lifeblood of NIB and if I’ve occasionally over edited I apologise but we do try to get your key message across whilst preserving a house style that makes the NIB readable and more than just a series of disconnected articles. It helps if you can use Arial 12 and keep it in plain black and fully justified. The more you complicate it the greater the risk we mess it up! But please keep those wonderful snippets of village life flowing, stay well and we will go well, and God bless. Geoff Best

St Michael and All Angels, Barton Turf With the Christmas season upon us thoughts will turn to Christmas Cards. We have some beautiful cards for sale in the church, including a new design for this year. The annual clothes collection will take place between 10th to the 17th December. As usual items may be left in the porch. St Martins Housing Trust inform me that they are particularly short of men’s clothing and will appreciate any help in that area. During Advent our evening service on Sunday 10th December at 4pm will be a Service of Waiting to which all are welcome. Our Nine Lessons and Carols will be at 11am on Christmas Day and Christingle this year will be on Sunday 28th January at 4pm when we will light all the candles in order to make it a very special service. This service is particularly suitable for children as it makes a very good way to finish off Christmas as we pack away the crib during the service. Finally, may I wish you all a very happy and peaceful Christmas and best wishes for the New Year. Barbara Pilcher, Church Warden, 01692 536132

St Michael’s, Irstead On Sunday 3rd December at 4pm, Prayers and Lighting of the Advent Candle. On the Sundays in Advent, when we do not otherwise have a service at which we would light the appropriate Advent Candle, it has become our tradition that we meet for prayers and to light the candle. This occurs once this year, on Advent Sunday. Do feel free to join us then. David Murrells, Church Warden, 01692 631427 Neatishead Baptist Church We hope you will join us for Carols by Candlelight on Sunday 17th December at 6.30pm. This is a lovely way to experience the real meaning of Christmas . . . and there will be mince pies and mulled wine to follow. May we wish the NIB team and all readers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Sue Gibbons

St Benet’s Hall, Horning The November Coffee Morning raised £150.50 towards to upkeep of the Church and the Hall. The next one will be the Christmas Event on Saturday 2nd December in Horning Village Hall. There will be cakes, jewellery, homemade jams etc, and of course raffle, coffee and mince pies and scones, 10am-noon. We will start 2018 on Saturday 6th January at the usual place and time of 10am to 11.30ish, do come to start the New Year with friends, old and new. Gillian Jeckells

2018 Neatishead Calendar Buying a copy of the 2018 Neatishead calendar is much easier than writing to Father Christmas at the North Pole! So, please make your purchase at the Farmers’ Market on Saturday 9th December, the NVH Christmas Fair on Saturday 2nd December or from the White House Stores. If walking the dog, jogging or pedalling with one (or more) of those plastic £5 notes in your pocket, call in to Applewood, Threehammer Common, Neatishead as you’re passing by and we will relieve you of the money and hand over a calendar (or 2 or 3 or more). That’s another present (or 2 or 3 or more) off your list. John and Monica Riley, 01692 630336

Christmas Catholic Masses Christmas Eve 6pm Family Mass, Sacred Heart, and 9pm St John of the Cross, Aylsham. Christmas Day 9am St Helen's, and 11am Sacred Heart, North Walsham. 2 St Swithin’s Church, Ashmanaugh Thank you to everyone who came to our Autumn Fair in the Preston Rooms. It was great to see friends from other parishes there as well as residents of Ashmanhaugh. We raised £321, more than we had hoped. As we move into December the calendar begins to be very busy but I hope you will find time to come to some of the events in the village hall and the church. As usual we will get the children together to decorate the tree in the church, and I will try and arrange this on a date and time that suits as many as possible. Dates for your diary:- 10th December 3pm Christingle – a lovely family service to which everyone is very welcome. 15th December 6.30pm Carol Service – come and sing your hearts out to all the favourites and then afterwards munch on complementary mulled wine, mince pies and sausage rolls in the Preston Rooms while the Grand Christmas Draw is called. 25th December 9.30am Holy Communion for Christmas Day. Anne Mulhall, Church Warden, [email protected] 01603 784874 Preston Rooms, Ashmanaugh How quickly time passes and we are once again at the end of the year of events at the Preston Rooms. In November we held our first Maker’s Market - an incredible selection of crafts was on sale as well as tea, cake and soup lunches. I have to say a really big Thank You to everyone who made the event happen. We had an amazing time and raised £90 for the Preston Rooms, £32 for Alzheimer’s Society, £147 for the British Red Cross and by selling our handmade poppies we raised £181 for the British Legion. See our Facebook page for photos. On Friday 15th December the Christmas Thank You and Grand Draw will take place at around 7.30pm. As usual it follows the Christmas Carol Service at St Swithin’s Church. Christmas Bingo on Saturday 16th December at 7pm. This event is bound to be good fun and we are hoping that you will all join in. At the start of 2018 the committee will be putting their heads together to come up with fund raising events. If anyone has any suggestions, please let us know. We would also love to hear from you if you would like to become a Trustee as we are a very small team at present. Finally, on behalf of the Preston Rooms Committee may I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Sue Watts, Secretary An Evening spent in Antarctica Nearly 80 people enjoyed the evening spent in the company of Rose and Chris Buckley. Rose, the doctor daughter of Nick and Jo Drew, and her husband Chris gave an illustrated insight into life over a winter in Antarctica. What they did in both work and play during their period out there will long be remembered by those who filled the NVH. Just over £700 was raised at this event, all the money going towards the preservation and restoration of the oldest public building in Neatishead, namely St Peter’s Church. Should any of you have moved to Neatishead in the last few years and have not heard of the ‘Friends of St Peter’ (FoSP), please consider adding your name to its free membership. FoSP exists to raise funds and offer practical help towards the fabric of the church building. Its membership is open to all of any or no faith but have an interest in our historic public building and its maintenance for future generations. For more information, please contact either myself as current chairman to the FoSP 01692 630249 [email protected] or Monica Riley, secretary, 01692 630336. Nick Fowle

The White House Stores is getting ready for Christmas! We have staff changes to announce this month and we'd like to thank Sue for all her hard work - we wish her a happy retirement! Welcome to Sam and Margaret joining the team alongside Chris and Donna. Come in and meet them! We're getting excited about Christmas and hope you've all been in to get your advent calendars already. We'll be taking orders for all your Christmas meat including turkeys and Xmas pies. You can order your veg, and other provisions; just come in and talk to us. We also have everything else you need for Christmas including cards, wrapping, tree decorations filled with sweets, candy canes, mini nougat sets, hot chocolate stirrers, truffle sets, candles, mini hampers and wine. Watch this space for news of promotions in the New Year!

Hidden Exhibition 19th November to 2nd December - CANCELLED Anne Filgate, [email protected]

3 New Victory Hall News Amnesty - Kitchen equipment - 3 stainless steel gastronorm trays with lids are missing from the hot cupboard. The Trustees would be grateful for their return direct to the hall please.

Winners of November 200 Club Draw – S Drake £50 – R Clayton £10 - V McKee £5.

Christmas Fair on Saturday 2nd December, 9.30 til noon, come and support the stalls run by the user groups of the NVH. Tombola, Preserves, Cakes, Xmas Teddies, Dressed Bottles, £1 Stall, Games and a Grand Raffle. Enjoy a mince pie or a bacon roll whilst listening to the buskers. Do hope to see you there. Dolly Newcombe

Village Screen - The film to be shown this month on Monday 4th December at 7.30pm is ‘Hampstead’, 12A 100 minutes running time. Widowed Emily (Diane Keaton) is adrift and struggling to keep her flat in London's upmarket Hampstead Village. She becomes intrigued by the self-sufficient recluse Daniel (Brendan Gleason) she discovers living in a shack in a quiet corner of Hampstead Heath. Please do come along and join us at our friendly Village Screen Cinema and enjoy a cup of tea or coffee and a biscuit included in the entrance fee of £5. Tickets available at White House Stores or on the door, numbers permitting. If you have any special seating requirements please call Christine on 01692 631347. PLEASE NOTE there will not be a Village Screen film showing in January 2018 as it would be 1st January. The next Village Screen will be Monday 5th February for details please see next issue of NIB and local notices. Bev Plummer

Farmers’ Market in the NVH – Saturday 9th December 9am-noon. Lots of stalls – do come along - you may be surprised at the variety of items on sale that would make wonderful gifts. Take time to enjoy a cup of tea and a chat – the bacon rolls are great too! There is no Farmers’ Market in January (see notice ‘BIG Community Breakfast) the next market is on Saturday 10th February.

Seasonal Greetings The Trustees of the New Victory Hall wish you a very Happy Christmas and look forward to welcoming you to the hall in 2018. Thank you for all the support to NVH in so many ways in 2017.

The BIG Community Breakfast - This is happening again on Saturday 13th January 9-11am at NVH. A full English Breakfast with tea/coffee, is cooked and served by NVH volunteers. All proceeds this time to Cancer Research UK. It was a great event in 2017 so let’s make 2018 even better! Tickets £6 on sale at White House Stores or 01692 630637. Sittings at 9am, 9.30am, 10am and 10.30am. If you cannot come, please make a donation (cheques payable to Cancer Research UK via Doreen Dean, Willow Green, Hall Road, Barton Turf). Thanking you in advance for your support. Doreen Dean

Cooking Demonstration by Charlie Hodson, a renowned Norfolk Chef and Friends - On Wednesday 31st January from 2.30-4.30pm at NVH. Tickets £8 from White House Stores or call Helen on 01692 630150 or Doreen on 01692 630637. Come and join us for a yummy and entertaining afternoon! Doreen Dean

Remember your body this Christmas! Too many puddings, too many pies. Straight to the tummy, and straight to the thighs! Are you fit for Christmas, and even fitter for the New Year?! Well even if you do bust your diet or have a binge on the biscuits there's no need to panic, just give your body a Christmas present or make a New Year's Resolution to pop along and see us at your local friendly gym. Neatishead Community Gym is a low key, relaxed facility for people like you, for everyone who wants to get and keep a little bit fitter, and thinner! Come and try us out with a FREE TASTER SESSION. We are open Sundays, Mondays and Wednesdays 8.30am to 12.30pm. Ring Carol on 01692 535342 to book your session now, or email [email protected] for other enquiries. Clare Costello

4 BroadBeat Choir Busy time for us as we are performing at a variety of locations this December singing Christmas songs as well as slipping in a few of our other songs into the programme. The venues are varied and require anywhere from 20 members at the Clare School (our Charity for 2017) to around 80 members at St Peter Mancroft Church in the centre of on Wednesday 20th December, raising funds for the Alzheimer’s Society. We are also at Wroxham Barns on Thursday 7th December for their open evening – to name but a few. The new term starts back at the NVH on Thursday 11th January at 1.30pm – everyone welcome, more details at broadbeatchoir.co.uk – free taster session and no audition. We are a very friendly choir! Sandra, 07899 676560

WISE Ladies It was lovely seeing so many at our AGM and to welcome three new members. After the ‘business‘ side of things we had a very productive evening preparing for the Christmas Fair on Saturday 2nd December. Don’t forget the WISE Ladies Nordic Walking Group are offering a Christmas Card Delivery Service to Neatishead, Irstead and Barton Turf - and the post boxes will be in the village store and White Horse Inn from the 2nd December. All money collected will go towards the ‘Neatishead fund raising for new playground equipment’. (A suggested donation of £2 for as many cards as you like) delivery will be on Wednesday 20th December. You can contact me on 07881 227453 for any further information. Have a lovely Christmas and New Year. Lesley Smith

NABS Diary Date and Request for Storage Surely you can’t already have appointments for the evenings of both Friday 2nd and Saturday 3rd March? For whichever suits you better, please put on your calendar, diary, or scrap of paper - the forthcoming NABS production. We will not be doing a Panto next year (oh no we won’t) but instead will treat you to two evenings with an entertaining mix of acting, music, song and dance. Do you have, or do you know of anyone in the area who has a barn, shed or garage that we could use for storage of our sets, props, costumes, etc? We are looking for a new long-term solution as soon as possible, but if you would be prepared to offer in the short term this may prove to be very welcome. Another option would be if you have a large shed that you no longer need, which we could move to an alternative site. Please contact me with offers or suggestions as soon as possible. Rachel Clayton, 01692 630009 Women’s Institute For our members of a certain age, our speaker Charlotte Philcox brought back a mixture of happy, sad and poignant memories when she spoke about WW2 memorabilia. Not that she could talk from experience, but her parents and grandparents had helped her put together a slide presentation and a range of items that would have been familiar in households from 1939-1945, including a ubiquitous tin of Spam! (To some of us, Spam means junk Emails, not a tinned meat product made mainly from ham!) It was an interesting talk and reminded us of the resourcefulness of those at home, the bravery of those serving or assisting the war effort and how women took over many of the jobs undertaken by men in their enforced absence. Pauline Simpson won 1st prize in the competition with her harrowing and emotional display of papers, photos and artefacts from her father, who had been a PoW in the Far East. An unusually mild October evening was brightened up by a delicious Harvest Supper organised by our Committee, which was followed by a very entertaining talk on Marie Lloyd by local historian Rachel Duffield. Rachel, wearing a copy of Marie’s fashionable Parisian directoire dress, related her history and sang a few of her well- known music hall songs (who doesn’t know the words to “My old man said follow the van”?) – all agreed it was a very jolly evening. To ease us all into the Christmas mood, we will be running the bottle tombola stall at the NVH Christmas Fair on Saturday 2nd December (donations gratefully accepted) and will then have our festive lunch at the Beechwood Hotel in North Walsham on Wednesday 6th December, where gifts will be collected to be donated to the Priscilla Bacon Lodge patients. However, to work off all those extra festive fare calories, everybody - including family, friends and dogs - are welcome to join the happy band of WI walkers on Monday 1st January, when Jane Mitchell will be leading a New Year walk on Barton foot paths – please meet at the Barton Staithe Black Shed at 10am. The walk takes approximately 2 hours but may be shortened if the weather is bad. Monica Riley, 01692 630336 5 Wildlife Notes Having mentioned the Goldeneye duck that over winter at in my October notes I was pleased to record my first ones on the 30th October this autumn and there are already about a dozen on the broad by mid-month. Residents of Irstead have been telling me about a Jay which has been roaming the village and seems extremely tame, even tapping on windows to be fed and taking food items from the hand. Visitors to the boardwalk have mentioned that it even follows them down the road from the staithe at Irstead when they have moored there. Autumn is the time of year when we see an increase in Jays in our gardens, firstly because they are busy collecting acorns from our oak trees and secondly because our numbers are swelled by visitors from Scandinavia. Jays are mainly woodland birds and will eat nuts, seeds and insects but will also take young birds from nests during the breeding season making them unpopular with some people. Jays are said to be able to collect and cache as many as 3000 acorns in the few weeks of autumn when they are available and can remember where they have hidden most of them. Usually the acorns are buried in a small hole in the ground and are carefully covered up so that rodents (or other jays) can’t find them. The ones that do get forgotten will germinate next spring and can pop up in all sorts of unlikely places. Jays were probably responsible for planting many of the oak trees in the countryside before organised forestry took over. They are extremely vocal birds with a loud, harsh sounding call but apparently are also good mimics and have even been known to copy a Buzzard’s call. During December and January if the weather is harsh in Europe we can expect to see visiting flocks of Bewicks and Whooper swans turning up on the grazing marshes. There is a regular flock of Whoopers on the marshes and they can often be seen in the fields next to the main road at sometimes mixed with smaller Bewicks. Both visiting species have yellow and black beaks in contrast with the orange beaks of our resident Mute swans. Jerry Simpson, 01692 630674, [email protected]

Fly Tipping Instances of fly tipping of garden waste are on the increase, with more reports being received both on highway verges and on private land. We need to make you aware that although garden waste is biodegradable, it is still classed as waste, and it is still an offence to illegally deposit it under the Environmental Protection Act 1990 Section 33. Garden waste can mean any waste coming from your garden such as grass cuttings, tree branches, etc. There are a variety of ways to dispose of garden waste legally. You can take it to any of Norfolk’s Recycling Centres where it will be taken away for composting. District Council offers a garden waste collection service, for a small annual fee. You can compost your garden waste on your own land. Home composting provides an excellent opportunity to use your garden waste in a resourceful manner and put nutrients straight back into your garden. We recognise many people are disposing of their garden waste properly and legally and therefore thank you for your consideration and co-operation. If you are a landowner, and you are having waste fly tipped on your land without your permission, please report this to us. We may be able to assist you with identifying the offenders using CCTV cameras or provide signage to help deter offenders. For further information on your domestic duty of care please go to: https://www.north- norfolk.gov.uk/media/1526/a5-domestic-waste-duty-of-care.pdf. If you should see any incidents of fly tipping or witness the offence occurring please do not hesitate to contact the Environmental Protection Team at [email protected]. Diane Bradley, Barton Turf and Irstead Parish Clerk, 01692 650092 Gardening Club Ben Potterton gave a thoroughly entertaining and informative talk at our October meeting about his travels in pursuit of rare and unusual plants, while trying to steer clear of the wildlife, such as crocodiles and big cats! Our next meeting is on Monday 18th December at 7.30 pm when we will be having a quiz with fish and chip supper. The cost is £7 to include wine/fruit juice and nibbles. This is open to all members, visitors and guests. Please let me know if you are attending and place your food order by Thursday 14th December at the latest. Our first meeting of 2018 is 15th January at 7.30pm in the NVH when Simon Partridge will be giving a talk about How Hill. Simon is a very entertaining speaker so do come along. Visitors and new members are always welcome to our meetings. Jane King, 01692 630002 6 ‘Dog Walkers’ article in the November NIB Whilst agreeing whole heartedly with the article I do have a certain sympathy with anyone who has to walk miles carrying a pooh bag with ever rising aroma! To alleviate both problems more bins where bagged dog waste can be dropped off have been added. Locations of all bins are as follows:- Dog Waste Specific Bins 1 King Street end of field path to Irstead Road 2 Junction of Irstead Road and Long Lane (opposite ‘Old Rectory’) 3 Victory Hall Car Park 4 Halfway along track to Alderfen Broad from Three Hammer Common General waste bins where dog waste welcome 1 Large grey bin at Neatishead Staithe 2 Litter bin on green opposite school 3 Litter bin on Playing field. Thank you to all the responsible dog owners who have been filling these! Hopefully, those that haven’t can now join in and clean up our village for all. Deb Burnage

Friends and Neighbours The Club had a very enjoyable coffee morning at the NVH, thanks to Pam Warren and her friends, singing lots of well-known songs and recitations. We had another interesting coffee morning with Mrs Nicola Hems from the Museum of . We thank her for the lovely slides and all the information of the work and running of the museum and also for the interesting booklet on its 21st anniversary. Sheila Yaxley Dates: 7th December Christmas Lunch, 14th December Carol Singing with Neatishead School 11th and 25th January usual meetings in NVH

Neatishead, Irstead and Barton Turf Community Heritage Group As you spend time with your families over the holiday period, take a break from the festivities and talk about changing times. Tell your children and grandchildren how you spent Christmas when you were their age. Look out those family photographs, check they have the names of people written on the back together with a date and place. Then think about the photos you take today – where will they be in 10, 20, 50 years’ time? Floating on a cloud, or in a photo album for future generations to see? As 2018 approaches we will be commemorating 100 years since the Armistice of World War One – I wonder how our lives will be viewed in 2118 by future generations? For our next meeting at Neatishead School on Wednesday 17th January at 7.30pm we will be taking ‘A Nostalgic Trip around the Northern Broads’, a presentation by Neville Khambatta. Experience the rivers and broads as they were in days past and contrast with how they are today. All welcome, we look forward to seeing you there. Claire Penstone-Smith, 01692 630580, www.nibchg.org.uk

Pre-School We have had a great time these past few weeks finishing our topic on animals. We have learnt a variety of new songs and made a variety of animals using different media including paper plate polar bears, shape chicks, rabbit biscuits and clay caterpillars. The children are loving recording themselves using our new sound clips and buttons and they have already improved in confidence at speaking out loud to the group. This week we have had great fun doing our sponsored animal treasure hunt on the school field. The weather was kind to us and the children enjoyed running around trying to find all the cuddly animals. To end the week, staff and children dressed up in a variety of costumes including cats, rabbits, bats, bears, lions and unicorns! We are now busy with our Christmas crafts and song performance! Phew! Please contact us on 07833 796163, if you would like to put your child on our waiting list or simply visit the setting and chat to staff. Sarah Turner

Thank You to Katie Painter (aged 6) from Neatishead, for the lovely drawing on the front cover of this edition of The NIB. The NIB Team

7 Knit and Stitch We are a friendly group who meet in the community room at the NVH for a knit and a natter twice a month. We are affiliated to Norfolk Knitters and Stitcher’s who oversee knitting for many Norfolk based charities. We have the patterns, wool and needles – all you need to get you started on a New Year project. If you can’t knit or crochet but would like to know how – we can help. If you have another craft you enjoy you are welcome to bring that along. Our meetings over the next couple of months are as follows: Wednesday 13th December, Wednesday 10th and Tuesday 23rd January, 7-9pm. Do come along and join us or stop by our stall at the NVH Christmas Fair on Saturday 2nd December. Claire Penstone-Smith, 01692 630580

Horning Flower Club We had a most entertaining afternoon at the flower club with demonstrator Crystal Dyball. The competition was won by Rachael Clayton and second Maureen Smelt. Our next meeting on Monday 11th December at 2pm with demonstrator Jacquie Aldous ‘A Christmas Magic’ and competition ‘A Table Arrangement’ (APM). This will be followed by our usual lovely Christmas tea. Visitors are very welcome but please let Sue McEwan know before the date on 01692 631163. Cost will be £10. The first meeting of the New Year will be on Monday 8th January at 2pm in Horning Village Hall with demonstrator Julie Woods ‘A Tantalising Cocktail’. The competition will be ‘Arrangement in a Glass Container’ (APM). May we wish all members a very happy Christmas and happy and healthy New Year and we would be pleased to welcome new members if you would like to spend a relaxing afternoon watching flower arranging. For further information please contact Maureen Smelt on 01603 738029. Janet Smith

Social Activities and Events at the Library Time Travellers Wroxham! A friendly group for older people. Get together to share your memories of Wroxham over a cup of tea and contribute to our community archive of local stories. Dementia friendly. 6th December 2pm - we will have a Christmas theme, with refreshments. Christmas Carols, Tuesday 12th December, 1.30–2.30pm. Come along to Wroxham Library for some festive cheer! With musical accompaniment from High School students, we will be having a good old fashioned singsong. This free event is dementia friendly - booking advisable - call 01603 782560 or pop in. With Refreshments. Christmas Crafts for all the Family Saturday 16th December, 10–12pm Drop in to make some last minute Christmas cards or decorations. Free (donations accepted for materials). Colour me Calm – Tuesday 5th December 2-4pm. Not just for children, colouring is now recognised as a relaxing and enjoyable way to promote Wellbeing. This activity is dementia friendly. Templates and colouring materials provided, though feel free to bring your own.

Norfolk Wherry Brass RAFA Christmas Concert 2017 On Wednesday 13th December Norfolk Wherry Brass and Branch of RAFA present The Fourteenth Annual RAFA Christmas Concert in the Main Hall at High School starting at 7.30pm. During the concert the John Barry Memorial Shield will be presented. Tickets at £7 (£1 for under 16’s) are available from Century Printing, (132 High Street, Stalham) or on the door. Why not join us for another great evening of Christmas music and Carols.

Parish Council Clerks Ashmanhaugh Clare Male 07803 705434 Barton/Irstead Diane Bradley 01692 650092 Horning Jo Beardshaw 01692 670787 Neatishead Sarah Hunt 01692 580859

From the Registers St Michael’s, Irstead, 28th October, Christine Anne RENTON, Internment of Ashes

Welcome Mark and Catherine who have moved into Neatishead. Alan and Julia Marshall who have moved into Pennygate. Apologies to David, Helen and Rebecca Binns not Baines. 8 ADVERTISEMENTS for DECEMBER 2017 and JANUARY 2018 DOUBLE EDITION

BROADLAND LAWN CARE for the lawn you’ve always wanted. Packages include weed control, moss control, fertilisation, scarification and aeration. Email [email protected] Call 07523 106754

GARDEN WORK fencing, trees and hedges. Local service. Call David on 01692 535101/ 07766 334410 COUNTRY PLUMBING & HEATING SERVICES offering boiler servicing repairs & replacements. Plumbing & electrical work at affordable rates. OFTEC GAS & NICEIC registered. 01692 670139 NELSON’S COUNTY CATERING: parties, celebrations and weddings. Menus to suit your needs. Hog Roasts a speciality. Call Jamie on 07810 874603 or www.nc-catering.co.uk CHRISTMAS LUNCH with NELSON’S COUNTY CATERING at New Victory Hall, Neatishead. £45 a head. Tickets available at the village community shop. For more details call Jamie on 07810 874603 LOCAL BABY SITTER 15 years old. Available at weekends. £5 an hour. Call Janine 07767 462460 WALKING with ALPACAS: The alpacas are snoozing until spring. For details of our alpaca gift vouchers or Kurt the Yurt felting days - go to www.burntfen.co.uk or call Anne Nickerson on 01692 630553 CHIMNEY SWEEP Member of guild of master sweeps. Fully insured. Clean and efficient. All work certificated. All solid fuel appliances. Call Harry on 07799 484012 or 01263 833362 DAY CARE – Experience a day of pampering at Broadacres Residential Home with spa bath options available. Enjoy the company of like-minded people and sample fine food. Call Abbie on 01692 630939 NEATISHEAD & BARTON PRE-SCHOOL (2 to 5 year olds) Open Monday to Friday term time 8.45am to noon or 1pm, or our longer session to 2.30pm. From £7.60 a session. Please call us on 07833 796163 DYSON/HENRY SPARES & REPAIRS: vacuum bags & accessories. Reconditioned Dyson/Henry’s for sale. Free pick-up/drop-off. Please call Ray on 01692 630641 or 07484 321076 BRAMBLES GARDENING SERVICES, specialising in grass cutting, all enquiries welcome, Horning and surrounding villages. Please call Stephen on 01692 631468 Email: [email protected] PLATTEN PEST CONTROL - specialising in the management of wasps, rats, mice, moles, and rabbits. Free survey. Please contact us on 01692 631173 or 07711 391839 TJS GARDEN SERVICES - hedge cutting and lawn maintenance. Competitive rates. Call 07887 537385 EAST ANGLIAN TANKERING SERVICES A local cesspool and septic tank disposal service, also blocked drains cleared. based. Tel 07988 020984/ 07988 406305 www.eatankering.co.uk M STUDIO HAIRDRESSING, Ikens, Smallburgh Road, Barton NR12 8AP Call Maz on 01692 630744 YOGA CLASSES at New Victory Hall, Neatishead, Wednesdays 6.10 - 7.40pm Also Yoga for people living with cancer, small dedicated class or one to one. Please call Clare Badham 01692 598022 LOCAL DECORATOR - exterior and interior. Please call Trevor on 07557 762551 THE MOWER DOCTOR: Garden machinery servicing and repairs, extremely competitive prices with no VAT. Free collection and drop off service. Based in Broadland. Please call 01603 291927 or 07799 530015 STEVEN LUXFORD – local decorator, also does floor and wall tiling. Please call 01493 721502 LOCAL SMALL BUILDER Andy Payne, based locally, over 20 years of experience, including brickwork, plastering, tiling and decorating Tel 01603 737807 or 07706 991443 INDULGE BEAUTY SALON at IKENS LEISURE POOL, Barton Turf. A wide range of treatments available. To book an appointment please call 01692 630659 www.indulgebeautynorfolk.co.uk GARDENING SERVICES including lawn mowing, hedge cutting, digging, weeding, fencing, decking, patios etc. Friendly, reliable service. For free estimate call Paul on 01692 535316 or 07826 857728 GARDEN BIRD DIRECT - bird feed in sizes from 2kg to 20kg. Free delivery. Call Rosa on 01493 740288 LOGS for SALE: seasoned hardwood delivered locally £95 a load. 07747450776 [email protected] BG OIL BOILER SERVICES Registered heating engineer. Servicing, repairs, new boilers and tank replacements. Please call Brian Greenwood on 07947 817767, or evenings on 01692 535552 REGENCY GUEST HOUSE Boutique style B & B accommodation. Call 01692 630233 - Open all the year.

9 GLEAMING GUTTERS: gutters, conservatory & patio cleaning. Also fascia barge and all plastics washed. Specialising in hard to reach gutters. [email protected] 01603 782112 mobile 07771 363702 PICTURE FRAMING and PRINTING in Neatishead by freeze frame. Contact Roger on 07767 891698 COLIN the PLUMBER: oil, gas, and electric boilers and oil tanks. All types of plumbing services. Please call Colin on 01692 670657 or 07990 650331 YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL ELECTRICIAN Glen Rogers Electrical. From an electric shower to a garden light. Give us a ring on 01692 538515 LOCAL GARDENER - weeding, pruning and hedges. Please contact or text Joe on 07902 076352 DIAL- a - PLUMBER City & Guilds trained. Small repairs. No job too small. Small oil/gas boiler repairs. Showers installed & repaired. Please call 07702 277191 TOP TAP PLUMBING from taps to toilets, basins and baths. No call out fee. Call James 07552 897470 FINANCIAL ADVISOR providing impartial whole of market advice to local residents since 1999. Home visits are always available or meetings at our office. Please call Martin Smith on 07584 030071 DAVID WRIGHT Painting and decorating. Established since 1987. Horning based. Call 01692 631366 AJP HEDGES and TREES including storm damaged trees. Also garden clearance. Fully insured. NPTC CSCS CPCS approved. Please call Andy on 07827 668038 C & B GARDEN SERVICES - Garden maintenance, Pressure washing, (patios, paths etc.) Pest Control, specialising in MOLES & WASPS (certificated) rabbits & squirrels etc. Free quote. Call Clive 01692 630157 LANCE BUCKINGHAM CARPENTRY. All building work undertaken, including extensions, refurbishment, roofing, fencing, decking, kitchen fitting and property maintenance. Phone: 07795 210522 or 01603 720229 MAINS DRAINS CONNECTIONS & SOAKAWAYS: septic tanks installed, driveways, asphalt, and paths. 20 years experience, fully insured. Free estimates. Call DB Construction 01493 750601 / 07775 631206 COMPUTERS: problem solving and tuition. Call Jamie Nickerson 01692 630553 [email protected] WILLOW Tree & hedge work NPTC approved. Fully insured. Free estimate 07879 874194 / 01603 713127 LARGE TIMESHARE SWIMMING POOL IN BARTON Unique conversion of barns into 16½ meter pool. From £10 per ½ hour slot. Max 6 people. Please call 01692 630798 www.swiminabarn.co.uk MICHELLE STEPHENS DECORATING SERVICES quality, efficient, decorating services in the Broadland area. Please call 07866 726178 or 01603 738813 PAINTING and DECORATING by Chris Ryan. Prompt and professional. Free quotation. 01692 631194 OLD MILL GARAGE – Car MOT’S 20% off. Other vehicle repairs at competitive prices, including air con, servicing & diagnostics. Exhausts, tyres & batteries. K Roll Motors, Barton Turf 01692 536926 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS £2.50 a line, maximum two lines. Cheques payable to The NIB. Contact: Yvonne Kendrick 01692 630261 for Bank Transfer details. email [email protected] with your advert. School House, School Road, Neatishead NR12 8XW

New Victory Hall bookings: by email [email protected] or call 07551 008065

Magazine Team NEWS to Editor Carol Horner 01692 630342 [email protected] DATES to Deputy Editor John Seeley 01692 630776 [email protected] ADVERTS to Manager Yvonne Kendrick 01692 630261 [email protected] DISTRIBUTION to Manager Wendy Price 01692 536183 [email protected]

Contributions welcome to The NIB, but please note the Team reserves the right to amend or omit items, we also start the magazine from the 1st of the month, and therefore events in the previous month will not be advertised. Views expressed are those of the named author. No responsibility can be accepted for any errors. Everybody who sends in articles, including advertisers, automatically consents to having their details published on the internet, unless they specifically request otherwise, in which case we will endeavor to omit details before uploading onto the churches’ website. FOR THE FEBRUARY EDITION (new editor) - DEADLINE 14th JANUARY 10 Diary Dates for December 2017 Saturday 2nd 9.30 til noon Christmas Fair. NVH Saturday 2nd 4.30pm Father Christmas visits White House Stores Community Shop Sunday 3rd 4pm Prayer & Lighting of the Advent Candle. Irstead Church Monday 4th 7 for 7.30pm Village Screen, ‘Hampstead’ (cert 12A). NVH Wednesday 6th lunch WI Festive Lunch, Beechwood Hotel. North Walsham Thursday 7th lunch Christmas Lunch, Friends & Neighbours Saturday 9th 9 til noon Farmers’ Market. NVH 9th 9 til noon NIBCHG Display at Farmers’ Market. NVH 9th lunch Christmas Lunch. 30’s 60’s Group Sunday 10th 3pm Christingle. Ashmanhaugh Church 10th 4pm Service of Waiting. Barton Church 10th to 17th Annual Clothes collection. Barton Church Porch Wednesday 13th 7-9pm Knit & Stitch. NVH Community Room Thursday 14th 10 til noon Carol Singing with Neatishead School, Friends & Neighbours Sunday 17th 6.30pm Carols by Candlelight. Neatishead Baptist Church Monday 18th 7.30pm Quiz with Fish & Chips. Gardening Club. NVH Wednesday 20th WISE Ladies Nordic Walking Group Christmas Card Delivery Diary Dates for January 2018 Monday 1st 10am WI Walk on Barton Footpaths. Black Shed, Barton Turf Saturday 6th 10-11.30am St Benet’s Hall Coffee Morning. Horning Wednesday 10th 7-9pm Knit & Stitch. NVH Community Room Thursday 11th 10 til noon Friends & Neighbours. NVH 11th 1.30-3pm BroadBeat Choir new term starts. NVH Saturday 13th 9-11am Big Community Breakfast. NVH Monday 15th 7.30pm Gardening Club. NVH Wednesday 17th 7.30pm ‘Nostalgic Trip around Broads’, NIBCHG. Neatishead School Thursday 18th 7.30pm Neatishead Parish Council Meeting. NVH Tuesday 23rd 7-9pm Knit & Stitch. NVH Community Room Thursday 25th 10 til noon Friends & Neighbours. NVH Sunday 28th 4pm Christingle. Barton Church Wednesday 31st 2.30 til 4.30 Cooking Demo by Norfolk Chef, Charlie Hodson. NVH

Mobile Library - PLEASE NOTE: no scheduled visits during December Barton Turf: 19th January - Pennygate 11.05am, bus shelter 11.25am Staithe Road 11.45am Neatishead: 23rd January - Pitt Corner 11.45am, The Street 12.35pm

FOR THE FEBRUARY EDITION (change of editor) - DEADLINE 14th JANUARY

Roman Catholic Church: Sacred Heart, Norwich Road, North Walsham – Sunday Mass at 11am St Helen’s, Hoveton – Saturday Mass at 5.30pm. Wednesdays at 9.30am Parish Priest Father James Walsh 01603 403258 sacredheartnorthwalsham.com

Wroxham & Hoveton United Reformed Church: Services at The Hub every Sunday at 11am and also JAM (our Sunday Kids Club) meet at 10.45am and is open to new children for fun, cooking, games, crafts and Bible stories. Please contact Chris Billing at [email protected]. Coffee is served after every service. Community Café Thursdays 10.30-12noon. Minister Rev Bruno Boldrini 01603 453071 [email protected] Secretary Lynne Howard 01603 738835 [email protected] Sunday 17th 4pm Nativity Play and Carol Service Sunday 24th 11am Christmas Eve Service with Carols Monday 25th 10.30am Christmas Day Family Service 11 Services in the Benefice of St Benedict – December 2017 and January 2018 Sunday, 3rd December - Advent Sunday 8.00am St Michael & All Angels, Barton Turf Holy Communion (BCP) 9.30am St Benedict’s, Horning Holy Communion 9.30am St Peter’s, Neatishead Holy Communion (BCP) 4.00pm St Michael’s, Irstead Prayers & Lighting Advent Candle Sunday, 10th December - Advent 2 9.30am St Michael’s, Irstead Holy Communion 9.30am St Peter’s, Neatishead Morning Worship 9.30am St Benedict’s, Horning Holy Communion 3.00pm St Swithin’s, Ashmanhaugh Christingle & Crib Service 4.00pm St Michael & All Angels, Barton Turf Evensong Sunday, 17th December - Advent 3 8.00am St Michael’s, Irstead Holy Communion (BCP) 9.30am St Swithin’s, Ashmanhaugh Holy Communion 9.30am St Michael & All Angels, Barton Turf Holy Communion 6.30pm St Benedict’s, Horning Carol Service Sunday, 24th December - Advent 4, Christmas Eve 9.30am St Swithin’s, Ashmanhaugh Benefice Holy Communion 4.00pm St Michael’s, Irstead Crib Service 11.30pm St Benedict’s, Horning Midnight Mass 11.30pm St Peter’s, Neatishead Midnight Mass Monday, 25th December - Christmas Day 9.30am St Swithin’s, Ashmanhaugh Holy Communion 9.30am St Michael’s, Irstead Holy Communion 11.00am St Michael & All Angels, Barton Turf Nine Lessons & Carols Sunday, 31st December - Christmas 1 9.30am St Michael’s, Irstead Benefice Holy Communion Sunday, 7th January - Epiphany 8.00am St Michael & All Angels, Barton Turf Holy Communion (BCP) 9.30am St Benedict’s, Horning Holy Communion 9.30am St Peter’s, Neatishead ‘Turn of the Year’ Service Sunday, 14th January - Epiphany 2 9.30am St Michael’s, Irstead Holy Communion 9.30am St Peter’s, Neatishead Morning Worship 9.30am St Benedict’s, Horning Holy Communion 11.00am St Swithin’s, Ashmanhaugh Morning Prayer 4.00pm St Michael & All Angels, Barton Turf Evensong Sunday, 21st January - Epiphany 3 9.30am St Michael & All Angels, Barton Turf Benefice Holy Communion Sunday, 28th January - Presentation of Christ in the Temple (Candlemas) 8.00am St Michael’s, Irstead Holy Communion (BCP) 9.30am St Swithin’s, Ashmanhaugh Holy Communion 11.00am St Benedict’s, Horning Morning Prayer 4.00pm St Michael & All Angels, Barton Turf Christingle Morning Prayer: 9.15am Wednesdays at Irstead Church & 9.15am Thursdays at Barton Turf Church Holy Communion: Broadacres, Barton Turf, first Thursday of the month at 11am, all welcome. Rector: The Rev’d David Smith, 01692 630216, [email protected] Church Wardens: Neatishead Pauline Simpson 01692 630674 Irstead David Murrells 01692 631427 Barton Turf Barbara Pilcher 01692 536132 & Vincent Kendrick 01692 630261

Barton Turf Methodist Church: Sunday Service at 2.30pm. www.northnorfolkmethodist.org.uk/bartonturf Rev Sharon Willimott, Superintendent, 01692 218657

Neatishead Baptist Church: Morning Worship every Sunday at 10.30am followed by coffee and biscuits. Wednesday Fellowship, 7.30pm. Broadacres, Barton Turf, third Thursday at 11am, all welcome. Lay Pastor, Ian Bloomfield [email protected] Sue Gibbons, Church Secretary, 01603 738893 [email protected] Carols by Candlelight on Sunday 17th December at 6.30pm. 12