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Too«r: Partly HerrlioeDurj. VA 22807 cloudy, high 50°F> low 33°F. 5 0 !99§' FR»AY: Partly cloudy, high 46°F, low27°F. SATURDAY: Sunny, high 48°F, low Tattoo too much? 29°F. See Focus pages 18-19 THURSDAY JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY Witnesses testify in Simmons murder trial Simmons threatened O'Connell, O'Connell's roommates, testified How could you do this to me?" ing with issues that shouldn't be for the prosecution Tuesday O'Connell's and Olson's fami- dealt with now." Graves then Olson, witnesses say; Defense about an incident he allegedly lies were visibly moved by that denied defense motions for dis- witnessed between Simmons, statement. Some put their heads missal or a mistrial. accuses prosecution of misconduct Olson and O'Connell. Simmons down; others wept Some emotional testimony allegedly came to O'Connell's Defense attorney John came Tuesday when Robert Where's Ann?" Stark said of Norm High Street apartment July Holloran later objected to that Jorgensen, one of O'Connell's byBradJcridns&KaihtrynLeiAer Simmons' alleged calls in his 3, 1996 ^.^^^„___s t a t e m e n t close friends, described how he senior and staff writers opening statement Monday. demanding to it. and accused discovered the bodies of Olson But Simmons' attorneys said see Olson. "I The pkOfie CallS Were the prosecu- and O'Connell. The prosecution in the Brent the prosecution has little physical saw them . tion of mis- Jorgensen, who graduated Simmons capital murder trial evidence that Simmons commit- arguing," he incessant to Ann cond uct. from JMU in 1993, said he went began stating its case this week ted the double homicide. "This said. Later, the ~.. „ Holloran to O'Connell's apartment Oct. 13, with what was sometimes graph- case should not be tried on emo- roommate tes- Olson s apartment — said the 1996 to visit him. He was in ic and emotional testimony. tion," defense attorney David tified he heard , . ■ . . prosecution Harrisonburg visiting friends Simmons, a former JMU stu- Walsh told the 12 jurors and four Simmons say, One O ClOCK in tfW told him while on leave from Fort dent, is charged with the Oct. 12, alternates. "Keith better . , , . before the Pendleton. 1996 fatal shootings of former Simmons, a July 1996 JMU watch his morning, two o clock in trial that After knocking several times, JMU students Ann Olson, 25, and graduate, pleaded not guilty to back." WyrackOK -t• * ._ ._ Wyrack Jorgensen testified that he Keith O'Connell, 23. the charges of capital murder, didn't say the morning, six would testify entered the apartment and Rockingham County first-degree murder and using a who Simmons , ■ , . , . that approached O'Connell's bed- Commonwealth's Attorney weapon in the commission of a allegedly o clock in the morning O'Connell room, thinking he was asleep. Douglas Stark first presented the felony. His attorneys maintain directed that ff told him After entering the bedroom, jurors with witnesses who testi- Simmons left Orlando, Fla., at comment to. — Where's Ann? about that Jorgensen said he saw Olson fied about Simmons and Olson's 8:30 a.m. Oct. 11, 1996 and Wyrack tes- statement. curled up on a couch. He then troubled relationship after the arrived at his sister's home in tified to anoth- Douglas Stark instead, saw O'Connell lying parallel to two stopped dating. Frederick, Md., at 2:30 a.m. Oct. er incident a Rockingham County Commonwealth's attorney YVyrack tes- the bed on the floor. "When I "The phone calls were inces- 12, 1996, which is around the few weeks tified that he saw Keith, I suddenly realized sant to Ann Olson's apartment — time the prosecution thinks later between heard it himself. what happened," he said. "I one o'clock in the morning, two Olson and O'Connell were mur- Simmons and O'Connell. During Circuit Court Judge Porter froze for a moment." o'clock in the morning, six dered. that incident, Simmons allegedly Graves said, "fl am] disappoint- o'clock in the morning — Dennis Wyrack, one of said, "I'll kill you, mother fucker. ed this has come up. We're deal- see WITNESSES page 2 Student s artwork removed from Zirkle Artist calls it censorship; adviser says gallery took down photos because artist was 'deceptive' artist I feel violated. I could not by Jim 'Vegas' Terp stand to have my show slimmed style editor down and watered down." For the Zirkle House executive The photo of the naked wom- staff, including graduate advisor an's crotch is gone. So is the Wednesday Sorokin, undergrad- photo of a guy's rear-end titled uate director Jen Carroll and "Hairy Eyeball." In fact not a sin- assistant director Nicole Welch, gle piece of senior Tim Gordon's censorship is not even an issue. art remains in Zirkle House's Is this a case of censorship? Artworks Gallery. Gallery direc- Where does the truth rest? As is tors removed several pho- often the case with these issues, tographs on Tuesday, Jan. 20. the best place to begin is the Gordon pulled the rest of his beginning. exhibit Monday afternoon as a Each semester approximately form of protest 50 students apply to have their For Gordon this is a clear-cut artwork exhibited in one of the case of censorship. The gallery, two undergraduate galleries at DYLAN *QUCHEBl£/staffphotographer for one reason or another Zirkle House. (Zirkle House con- Snow stroll removed all of my work which tains three galleries, two of which contained what might be defined are student-run: the Artworks Two students take a strol in the VWage Tuesday afternoon. The coating of snow soon became a as 'graphic' imagery," Gordon and Other Galleries. The third •f snow ID wrote in a note posted in Zirkle room, the New Image( Gallery, House, ! House. "I was not notified of the 3>■■■ •■>■■> ■!'..* I'm "rerrioval 6t tnese works. As an P*e2 2 Jhitfsdjff. JM^29, 1998 THE BREEZE Witnesses continued from page 1

Jurors kept their eyes on the porch when he arrived home September that the unidentified IAMFS MA PI SON UNIVERSITY saw on the evening of the mur- witness as he spoke. Several of from work at about 2:30 a.m., man was Simmons but could ders. "To the press abne, chequered as Olson and O'Connell's family Oct. 12, 1996. O'Connell and the now. Diane Hand, the owner of a it is with abuses, the world is members and other courtroom man were talking at the front Rogers then said he couldn't jewelry store located next to indebted for all the triumphs spectators audibly wept. door, he said. Later, he testified be 100 percent sure the man he Spanky's, testified that she saw a which have been gained by Jorgensen was overcome by emo- that he saw the man run into the saw on the porch was Simmons man near the Water Street park- reason and humanity over error tion and had to take a few yard as O'Connell ran down the and the same is true in his cur- ing deck at 1 a.m. on Oct. 12, and oppression." moments to compose himself. length of the porch. rent testimony. Rogers said, "I'm 1996, which was an hour and David Oxley, the forensic —James Madison When asked if that person was sure enough to be sitting here in one-half before the murders were pathologist who performed the in the courtroom, Rogers pointed front of you today though." committed. She identified that Editor KrtstenHeks autopsies, also testified Tuesday, at Simmons, who sat between his Walsh also asked Rogers about man as Simmons. Managing aiitor Laura L Wade confirming that both victims sus- two attorneys taking notes for prior statements he made to Also on Wednesday, a Technology manager Brian rtg&n tained two gunshot wounds each most of the proceedings. police, asking if he recalled them. firearms expert testified that the Adsmmager Erin M. CaHaghan to the head. "Either wound The neighbor also testified that "I don't recall," he said repeated- bullets recovered from the crime NewsedHor Courtney A. Crowtey would've been lethal," he said. minutes after walking into his scene were from a 9mm Smith NewsedOor Rob Spain Oxley said O'Connell was shot apartment, he heard "two loud Defense attorneys repeatedly and Wesson, which is the type of at a distance of about six inches. Asst. news editor And Metder bangs." Rogers' girlfriend later asked witnesses if their memories gun Simmons owns. Defense Olson was shot from a distance testified that she heard the noises, Opiniontditor Keley Blasskieame of the events were better now or attorneys said Smith and Wesson further than that, but he didn't which sounded like a car backfir- when the events first occurred. is a large company and that Subeditor Jim -Vega*' Terp say how far. He also said there ing. Most said their memories were many people own this type of Focus aiitor Chrts Klmek were no defensive wounds on "I didn't think anything of it," clearer when the events first gun. Asst. styiejocus editor Julian Walker the bodies. Sabine Ashval said, adding that occurred. Simmons' former girlfriend, Sportsedior Steven M. Trout Other testimony focused on they dismissed the incident as The jury appeared to be listen- Claudia Marion, the mother of Asst. sports editor Seth Burton building a timeline for the crimes. "college horseplay." ing intently during testimony. Simmons' child, taped telephone Copyalitir Lisa Fox O'Connell's neighbor, Bobby Walsh then asked Rogers Several took notes; others kept conversations between her and Ifvtorddor Jennifer Baker Rogers, testified Tuesday that he about earlier statements he'd their eyes on the witnesses. Simmons. The jury heard part of Asst. photo edUxj Ed Dyer saw a light-skinned black or made to police and prior testimo- But on Wednesday, Rogers one tape on which Simmons is Asian man who was tall, skinny Graphics editor Thomas Scala ny. Walsh asked why Rogers appeared on the witness stand heard saying to Marion, "I don't and short-haired. Rogers said he AfcwrTS FNp De Luca, couldn't swear under oath dur- again and said he couldn't be have an alibi. Ifs all circumstan- noticed a man on O'Connell's ing Grand Jury proceedings in sure Simmons was the man he Alan Neckowrtz, tial." DavW Wendeiken Artwork continued from page 1 The Breeze is published Monday showcases nationally recognized have some understanding," he and Thursday mornings and [Sorokin] didn't even contact or "There were lots of other pieces distributed throughout James artists and photographers and is said. try to call me," Gordon said. "[It that she left that were not light Madison University and the local curated by people within the When asked if he would let an seems] very low-profile, like they boxes and her reasons to me were Harrisonburg community. photography concentration.) artist display his/her work with- were trying to do this under the 'we only had an agreement to Comments and complaints should Because of the limited space, the out signing a written contract, table. Why didn't she [call]?" show your light boxes,'" he said. be addressed to Kristen Heiss, edi- tor. student-run galleries feature only Downs replied, "No, it wouldn't Sorokin's said she was angry The executive staff said they MaUtne address: about 15 artists a semester. Often be in the gallery unless I had [the with Gordon. Her perception is regret the inconsistency but cited The Breeze these artists must share space. agreement] ahead of time." "why call him if he doesn't return reasons other than censorship for Gl Anthony-Seeger Hall When Zirkle House selected Despite the absence of a writ- calls?" In retrospect, Sorokin leaving some photographs hang- MSC6805 Gordon's work last semester, one ten contract, Zirkle House direc- James Madison University characterizes the decision as a ing. Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 of the stipulations was that he tors let Gordon's exhibit run. In mistake. "Even though we hadn't share the Artworks Gallery with hindsight, gallery directors call Gordon also feels he's been accepted those [Angel Devil E-Mail address: sophomore Jenn Shaw, Carroll the decision a mistake, but they censored because of the manner Theory #1]; even though we the_ [email protected] said. insist the unique circumstances in which the gallery executive would have preferred they were Breeze Net "When we accepted Tim justified the removal of Gordon's http://breeze.jmu.edu staff removed works. not in the show . . . there was Gordon's work, 1 personally artwork. some continuity [with Shaw's art- An individual may have one copy phone called him and I told him of The Breeze for free. "From our perception, there workL"5orokin said. All subsequent copies cost 25 that we had accepted the photo were so many things that added As to removing artwork after cents apiece. boxes," Carroll said. "We made up to make it look like he was the opening, Carroll said she this clear, because we were being deceptive," Sorokin said. "I found the situation unavoidable. In The Breeze putting him in with another artist tried to get him to sign a piece of Gordon, who was supposed to whose work would be taking up paper [after he lost the contract] hang his artwork by noon wall space." and he never retrieved it from OPINION 10 Monday, Jan. 19, waited until an Gordon's photo box assem- my mailbox. Then I went to call hour before the opening to hang STYLE 13 blages were supposed to occupy him on the telephone because we his controversial untitled "crotch FOCUSON 18 pedestals in the center of the heard from the other artist that shot" photo, she said. Gordon SPORTS 23 gallery, Sorokin said. Gordon he had asked her if he could use attributes the untimely hanging COMICS 31 remembers differently. the wall space." to "forgetfulness." CLASSIFIEDS 35 "I've always been under the Gordon didn't return the call. "I know at the opening recep- impression that they accept you Gordon thinks he had good tion I felt bad for Jenn Shaw as an artist," Gordon said. reason for not returning because people walked into the CLASSIFIEDS "Wednesday [Sorokin's] argu- Sorokin's message. "I didn't gallery and immediately, right ment about the whole things is return [the call] because it was a when you walked in there was How to place a classified: that we only had a verbal agree- very specific message," Gordon this picture," Carroll said. "I felt Come to The Breeze office ment to show my light boxes said. "[She said] 'Call back before bad for Jenn because he was tak- weekdays between 8 a.m. [photo box assemblages], and I 6 o'clock,' and I got home about ing away from her work, and I and 5 p.m. don't recall any such agreement." midnight. I was like, 'Well I'm think from his own light boxes. It Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 Exhibiting artists at Zirkle going to be in Harrisonburg in seemed to me like they were two words, $2 for each additional House are expected to sign a two days.' She called Friday [Jan. completely separate [exhibits]." 10 words; boxed classified, written contract. Gordon didn't 16] and I set up my show Sunday How does Shaw feel about the $10 per column inch. sign the contract. Although [Jan. 18]." fiasco? "I don't know what to Deadlines: noon Friday for Stuart Downs, director of Sawhill Gordon, who learned about think about it," Shaw said. Monday issue, noon Tuesday Gallery, didn't comment specifi- the removal from friends, is fur- Although the executive staff of for Thursday issue. cally on the Gordon incident, he ther perturbed that no one Zirkle House has no official poli- Classifieds must be paid in did talk about the need for a writ- approached him either Jan. 18 or JENNIFER BAKFJUsenior photographer cy regarding the removal of art- advance in The Breeze office. ten contract. 19 about the possible removal of work, this incident has encour- "I want [a contract] on paper Tim Gordon presents his much his works.,,,.,., disputed artwork. See Gordon's aged the staff to personalize writ- because that guarantees that we "It really pisses me off that she photos at http://breeze.Jmj.edu. ten contracts for future shows. THE BREEZE Thursday, Jan. 29, 1998 3 JMU new JJ £ Jniverai Search for academic £ *y- Magidson comes from wayn dates a chance to learn about the universi- /v» • ' . . - State University where he is the dean of down with JMU President Ronald Carrier, me colle e of of ty and tell officials about their own qualifi- Executive Vice President Linwood Rose affairS VICe president 8 ***> Performing and com- cations and ideas, Soenksen said. and the college deans for a question and n nof Soenksen hopes the presentations will answer session. finds three candidates tne*"" College * of Arts^" and Sciences*" " at take place sometime in February. A main Carrier and Rose will make the final Northern Michigan University. Marsden part of the interview process will be letting decision. also teaches English there. According to from state of Michigan the candidates know what the job entails "[The committee] is still deciding what their r£sum£s, both Magidson and while also allowing them to decide Marsden have taught in the classroom. are the best ways to see the candidates in by Lisa Rosato whether they are right for JMU and vice various settings," Soenksen said. "How All three of the candidates have agreed versa, he said. staffwriter to come to JMU for interviews and various do they react to presidents, vice presidents, The candidates' visits will be a three- deans and students?" . . presentations.r ——»"«»• The»•"- ficacuiauuiopresentations will dllUWallow day tour; they will meet students, faculty, After reviewing 82 candidate applica- the candidates to get an idea of what thev One of the candidates, Abebe, is very tions over six months, the Vice President staff and administrators in both formal excited about his nomination and looks would be getting and informal pre- for Academic Affairs Search Committee into at JMU, forward to visiting the campus. narrowed the list to three candidates last n ~ sentations. "I have a keen interest in student devel- Soenksen said. "(There will be] week. The role of I have a keen interest opment and success [and] these are core one big meeting for issues for me," Abebe said. "[I hope] to Teshome Abebe, David Magidson and A A l h in Michael Marsden, the three candidates, anyone and every- focus on the students and make sure they cYa ng ed s^ef or! student development one in a big auditori- had academic credentials and administra- and are successful in all their endeavors." tive experience that set them apart from um-like setting Marsden thinks JMU has a strong repu- oS^^SZ success [and] these [where] the candi- the rest, Committee Chair Roger Soenksen are core t> tation as a high-quality institution. said. All three are from Michigan. SSZZ issues for me. dates will talk to stu- If awarded the position, Marsden said, dents, faculty and "I will be dedicated to continuing well- The committee conducted phone inter- College of Business, views and evaluated the candidates administration and rounded complete education [at JMU and] headed a task force Teshome Abebe answer questions I strongly feel that student development according to their management, leader- that redefined the Vice President for Academic Affairs candidate from the floor," and academic programs need to be inte- ship, academic insight and professional duties of VPAA. ~ credentials. Soenksen said. grated." The task force concluded that the VPAA Higher education issues and concerns Magidson was not available for com- |Tne committee] agreed unanimously provides leadership for the entire academ- will be among the topics covered in the ment. on these candidates. We are a very consen- ic division, which means he or she must open forum. It is also possible that the can- sus-oriented group, [and] I am pleased Even though the Committee managed play a major role in working with high- didates will talk to representatives of the to pare the list from 82 candidates to three, with the effort and work of the commit- level administrators and members of the tee," Soenksen said. Student Government Association and the hardest part is yet to come, Soenksen Academic Council in setting academic Honor Council, Faculty Senate and the fac- said. Faculty Senate Speaker Arch Harris direction for the university. ulty as a whole, Soenksen said. said, "No one [on the committee] "After the interviews and visits are In addition, the VPAA must also help In addition to the forum, the candidates completed there is no guarantee one of expressed concern. Generally these are establish academic priorities and goals and will deliver formal academic presentations three very well-qualified candidates." them will be the right fit," Soenksen said. work to secure resources to accomplish to the department in which they specialize "My dream is to have three really super Abebe is the provost and vice presi- these goals for JMU. to talk about their field research with other dent of academic affairs for Ferris State people come in and make it a very difficult The presentations will also give candi- professors. The candidates will also sit decision [for Carrier and Rose]." flfl (ud LAI Thefts on rise at UREC and Godwin HEDllllIllOH Athletic facility workers teaming with JMU police to curb instances of crime by Neal Crovo weren't intended for valuables. by Shannon Bailard police reporter "[The cubby holes] were contributing writer intended for water bottles and Campus police report the following: towels," he said. Seven reported thefts oc- Other unsecured locations Driving Under the Influence/Hit curred in January alone at the include areas beside the bas- and Run University Recreation Center ketball courts, the third floor • Glenn A Rowan, 20, of Vienna, was arrested and Godwin Hall recreation running track and UREC com- and charged with driving under the influence facilities, the most recent mons area, where one reported after his car was involved in a hit and run on occurring Jan. 22. Twenty-one theft took place. UREC ad- Bluestone Drive at 1:39 a.m. Jan. 25. incidents at both centers have ministration, employees and been reported since August, Campus Cadets are taking Possession of Marijuana with 15 of the thefts occurring measures to address this • Justin L. Sala, 19, of Pasadena, Md., was at UREC and six in Godwin increase in thefts. arrested and charged with possession of Hall. "We are doing a campaign marijuana in Hoffman Hall at 12:33 am. Jan. 25. Since August, eight of the [by posting temporary signs] 15 thefts at UREC were from in the building encouraging Underage Possession of Alcohol secured and unsecured lock- folks to secure their belong- • John B. Corradi, 18, ofRixeyvifle, and Jeremy ers, with four from cubby ings," Nettesheim said. UREC N. Raines, 18, of Culpeper, were arrested and holes. The majority of posses- has ordered permanent signs charged with underage possession of alcohol sions stolen at UREC are left in to replace the temporary signs. after 15 cans of beer were found in a room in cubby holes or unsecured lock- "We are working with the Ikenberry Hafi at 11:01 am. Jan. 23. ers, according to JMU Police. police feverishly," he said. CHRISTINE BURST/sw/r photographer "If s a crime of opportuni- "We are increasing surveil- Possessions have been stolen from UREC cubby holes four ti- Weapons Violation/Shots Fired ty," Lee Shifflett, chief of JMU lance and patrol. We are inter- mes this year. Police encourage using secured lockers instead. police, said. • Campus Cadets reportedly heard shots and ested in seeing the perpetrators and women's locker rooms the clothes," Davenport said. Two thefts involved report- found shell casings from rifles outside of the Pi found to bring these incidents downstairs during their shifts. UREC offers quarter-oper- Kappa Phi social fraternity house at 11:19 p.m. edly secured lockers in to a conclusion." Eight out of the 15 UREC Godwin locker rooms. All ated lockers in the lobby and Jan. 23. Campus Cadet Erin Daven- thefts this year occurred the second floor hallway by thefts in Godwin took place The incident is under investigation. port said, "As a cadet, [campus between the hours of 630 and the racquetball courts. Stu- from lockers or the locker police] like us to go into UREC 9:45 p.m. "That makes sense, room area. Possessions com- dents put a quarter in the slot, Destruction of Public Property when we work over in that because evenings are the remove the key while working monly stolen from UREC and • Unidentified individuals allegedly threw a rock area to check the locker busiest time," Davenport said. out, and get it back when they through the glass front of an ice freezer at Mr. Godwin include JAC cards, rooms." "The people mat have been wallets and clothes. remove their belongings. Chips between 5 p.m. Jan. 21 and 7:30 a.m. Davenport, also a UREC stealing are very smart. In Students must bring their own Jan. 23. Mitch Nettesheim, associate employee, said campus police many cases, somehow they get director of oper,at|ons at lock to use lockers in the men's see POLICE LOG page 9 encourage UREC recreation into the wallets, take the and women's locker rooms at UREC, said the cubby holes assistants to check the men's money, and leave the wallet in UREC and Godwin. e 8wi .(.'i .nti. .x»fb*iurf'r 3Sii3JiaaHT 4 Thursday, Jan 29,1998 THE BREEZE

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by Matt Phillips as university president last semester to devote himself to contributing writer full-time fund raising. JMU's endowment is about $14 million To increase private fund-rais- and Carrier has expressed his ing efforts, JMU created a new desire to boost JMU's endow- vice presidential position that ment to at least $50 million. will deal exclusively with secur- The money obtained from pri- ing private monetary donations vate sources "will be used to for the university. enhance all of our programs, JENNIFER BAKEWpttoto editor At the JMU Board of Visitors from faculty support and faculty (k) SQA Treasurer Lindsay Currart, Secretary Kyia Wesson and President Apdl Roberts listen at meeting Jan. 16, JMU President enhancement to increasing stu- Tuesday's Senate meeting. Senate passed a resolution supporting plans for sidewalks on Port Road. Ronald Carrier submitted a pro- dent scholarships," Hilton said. posal to the Board to create a vice Barbara Castello was former- president for development posi- ly responsible for handling pri- tion that will deal solely with vate fund raising as vice presi- Senate lends support to fund raising, Director of Media dent for university advancement. Relations Fred Hilton said. The But Castello was also responsible Board granted his request. JMU for JMU's school economic devel- Port Rd. sidewalk issue hasn't named any candidates for opment, sponsored research, the position yet, but there are alumni and parent relations, pub- byMardaApperaoD plans to form a search committee lications, photography and annu- to choose the ___ ^__^^__^^__ al events. SGA reporter new vice presi- a Effective At the Student Government Association Meeting: dent for devel- [President] Jan. 16, Cast- opment, Hilton • Senate unanimously passed a Senate Resolution without debate stating support for the Harrisonburg ello's present said. Carrier and the position is Department of Planning and Community Development to apply for transportation enhancement funds Generally, from the Virginia Department of Transportation. At-large Sen. Michael Key introduced the resolution. vice presi- search commit- Board [OjVlSltOrs] dent of uni- The Harrisonburg Committee proposal would construct five-foot wide sidewalks on both sides of Port tee members Republic, which would extend from the Devon Lane intersection to where Interstate 81 meets Port f versity rela- Republic, according to the Oct. 27 issue of The Breeze. The city committee will submit the proposal for are appointed have made private tions and funding to VDOT before Jan. 31. by Carrier from _ . . , external pro- different areas fund rCUSing a high grams — The resolution represents the Senate's opinion, not the opinion of the student body as a whole. of the universi- , , - • Communications and Public Relations Co-chair Holly Carter announced Morgan Daniels stepped another ty, Hilton said, priority for the newly-creat- down as co-chair due to a heavy work load and too many other commitments. Heather Herman will The search , yy "** replace. Daniels as co-chair of the committee. ed position as a result of • Student Judicial Coordinator Jenny Park spoke at the meeting. Park reported the Judicial Council, committee will university. interview the push to composed of three faculty members and three students, held five hearings last semester. The council prospective Fred Hilton meets to consider challenges to decisions made by the Student Judicial Coordinator. solicit funds. candidates for director of media relations Castello had SGA executive council will elect a new Student Judicial Coordinator by the the first week in April for the new posi- the 1998-'99 academic year. been vice tion and choose one or two to president for university advance- interview with Carrier, who ulti- ment since 1982. Her previous mately will appoint the new vice post was essentially split into two president. positions. First lady defends husband "Because of its nature and his- Castello will continue to per- tory, JMU has not had the oppor- form every one of her previous AP/newsfinder intern Monica Lewinsky, then to a conspiracy "nonsense" and tunity to build economical devel- duties except fund raising. asked her to lie about it, Mrs. asserted the investigation is being opment efforts," Hilton said. "Fund raising is a full-time news service Clinton pointed an accusatory conducted in a professional man- "But Carrier and the board have job," Carrier told the Board. finger at a "vast right-wing con- ner "through a deliberative made private fund raising a high Castello said, "Basically NEW YORK — First lady Hillary spiracy" that she said was schem- process." priority for the university." whaf s happening is my position Rodham Clinton stepped for- ing to topple his presidency. "Our current investigation As a full-time fund raiser, the is being created because of the ward Tuesday as a forceful When "Today" show anchor began when we received credible new vice president will continue emphasis on fund raising. We are defender of her husband against Matt Lauer asked, "Where there's evidence of serious federal the fund-raising efforts of ready to move to the next level of allegations of a presidential affair smoke ..." Mrs. Clinton quickly crimes," Starr said in Carrier, who gave up his duties fund raising." and cover-up, predicting that jumped in, "There isn't any fire," Washington. eventually "the truth will come and also suggested that The first lady alternately dis- out. Whitewater prosecutor Kenneth played indignation abou.t the Attention news writers: The important thing now is to Starr's judgment had been taint- allegations and a steely resolve in stand as firmly as I can and say ed by politics. defense of her husband. She •Applications for Faculty Senate that the president has denied "We get a politically motivat- declined to offer details of the reporter are due tomorrow. these allegations, on all counts, ed prosecutor who is allied with relationship between the presi- unequivocally," she said in an the right-wing opponents of my dent and Lewinsky, and said she Candidates must submit a cover interview with NBC's "Today" husband who has literally spent does not remember ever meeting show. four years looking at every tele- her. letter and three clips. "My attitude is we've been phone call we've made, every Clinton has denied having there before, we've seen this check we've ever written, sexual relations with Lewinsky •Mandatory news writers meeting before, and I'm just going to wait scratching for dirt, intimidating or urging her to lie. patiently until the truth comes witnesses, doing everything pos- Mrs. Clinton characterized her Monday at 4 p.m. Call Courtney, out." sible to try to make some accusa- marriage as strong and loving In her most detailed com- tion against my husband," she and answered "absolutely not" Rob, or Andi at x6699 If you can't 7 ments to date on allegations that said. when asked if Clinton would make It President Clinton had a sexual In a swift response, Starr admit "he again has caused pain" relationship with White House labeled Mrs. Clinton's reference in their relationship. -I vrrwmirlT -!V ilSlH W\ 6 Thursday, Jan 29,1998 THE BREEZE

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Highlands Room, 7 p.m. Details: Susie, x4075. Clinton had a sexual affair with a White House intern', but A collection of artists take the message to heart this they fear the scandal could undo the peace he helped month in an exhibit of underwear art at Southern Illinois it Bible study, sponsored by BSU, BSU Center, 7 p.m. achieve in their country. University. Details: BSU Center, 434-6822. "I'm afraid that this will affect the situation in Bosnia," Here's Scottish art professor Dawn Gavin's smile- it October performs at Awful Arthur's, 8 p.m. Ranko Medic, a 30-year-old worker in the northwestern provoking "What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt"— Serb-held town of Banja Luka, said Tuesday. "Now the an empty, red-velvet lined box. Over there, Gail Elwell's Senate will probably pressure Clinton and he will worry pig-gut corset sprouts coarse brown hair in a disturbing SATURDAY 31 more about himself and forget Bosnia." commentary on modem beauty. Many see Clinton as the driving force who pressured And back there, in the back room, is Jane it Mass, sponsored by CCM, CCM House, 6 p.m. Details: the international community to take a tougher approach Andrescanage's diorama of Barbie-doll sorority girls Christine, 574-0534. to the conflict in Bosnia, eventually leading to the 1995 prancing in satin teddies, laptdancing as they go. ♦ Carmen Haszard & Ryan Wilson perform at TDU, Dayton peace agreement and intervention of a NATO-led Far from a sophomoric peek at America's undies, the TDU Stage, 9-11:30 p.m. peace force. Andy Warhol-inspired exhibit is designed to get people Last December, thousands of Sarajevans poured into thinking about sexuality and about the role of fashion as the streets to welcome the American first family and to art, said organizer Michael Beam. 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Lewinsky allegations enough to Facts of Lewinsky scandal not known; justify Clintons impeachment too early to bring up impeachment — Pat Miller — Shelly Mangum If it's true that President Clinton had a sexual relation- With the recent allegations that President Clinton ship with former White House Intern Monica had sexual relations with former White House Lewinsky and then encouraged her to lie about the Intern Monica Lewinsky and asked her to lie encounters, well Mr. President, you may want to start about it, reports have brought up the word "impeach- packing your bags. ment" frequently. However, there aren't sufficient It's unlikely the president will be impeached. Instead, grounds for the president's impeachment because it hasn't he would resign before impeachment pro- been determined whether Clinton has actually Dart... ceedings could begin. But let's assume the committed a crime. president decides not to resign. What We can't bring up the word "impeachment" until we know A "what's-the-deal?" dart to Door 4 Subs for not would warrant impeachment? letting me make a substitution on my Cheeselover's Article 2, Section 4 of the who's lying and who's telling the Constitution says, "The President truth among the many conflicting Sub without charging me extra. . . . shall be removed from office stories. With all the publicity that Sent in by a student who thinks you need to relax on impeachment for, and convic- always surrounds the president's on the Cheese Nazi routine. tion of, treason, bribery or other private life, it's hard to determine high Crimes and Misdemeanors." what the American people should This leaves room for interpretation. believe and what they should ignore. Gerald Ford said on the House floor i Also, personal life shouldn't be a fac- Pat... 1970, "An impeachable offense is whatever a tor in determining people's ability to do their jobs. majority of the House of Representatives considers it to be With the attention paid to this recent scandal, the public A "thanks-for-making-my-birthday-special" pat to at a given moment in history," according to a Sunday must remember that Clinton has a job to do, and this scan- Violet at D-hall for bringing me a piece of cake with CNN website article. dal prohibits him from performing it. Even if he did have a candle and singing Happy Birthday to me. Whether the House would consider these acts cause for an affair, it has nothing at all to do with the American impeachment is up for debate. Don't rush to think public. Clinton's private life hasn't endangered the welfare Sent in by a student who appreciated your making Republicans are going to go for the jugular, though. Rep. of the country. No one knows what's happening in the her first birthday away from home a lot easier. Henry Hyde, chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, rest of the world because the media has been too busy said, "Allegations and charges are really what we have to focusing on Clinton's private life. The government is in deal with. You don't impeach anybody on those. You place to govern, not provide entertainment for the public. Dart... have to have credible and substantial evidence that a In today's society there seems to be a fascination with crime was committed that would be impeachable," knowing every little detail about people in the public eye according to the CNN website article. and judging them on what they do on their own time. In A "you're-ungrateful-and-greedy" dart to the If the allegations prove true, he stated, "I think suborn- reality, no one has the right to judge someone else for any- student leaders who complain they don't receive ing perjury, 1 think tampering with a witness, obstructing thing they do in private, even if he's the president enough money. justice might well be considered impeachable offenses." These stories are doing nothing but fueling the public's Sent in by a student who thinks if you're in it for For now we just have to wait. When all the facts come need for gossip. It seems like words such as "impeach- the money, you shouldn 't be doing it. to light, Congress will make the appropriate decision. If ment" and "resignation" are thrown in just to make the the allegations against the president prove true, I hear U- plot thicker and keep more people focused on the presi- Haul has a fleet of trucks based in D.C. dent's scandal, rather than his job. Pat... Pat Miller is a freshman finance major. Shelly Mangum is a freshman SMAD major. A "my-lungs-breathe-easier" pat to the Artful Dodger for becoming smoke-free. Sent in by a student who can now enjoy the Dodger's atmosphere.' Dart...

A "shut-your-blinds" dart to the girl in Frederickson Hall who insists on leaving them open when she's undressed. Sent in by six female residents of A-section whose names aren 't Tom and don't appreciate forced peeping. Pat...

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Student reflects, expresses grief just joined the JMU Greek system and we are in the first tunity. Stay away from the bastions of special interest, sub- week of fraternity rush. jectivity and anti-reason such as anthropology and sociol- after loss of close friend to suicide Fraternity rush is an exciting time for many reasons. ogy. These subjects will hinder you in your progress To the Editor: We hear about the chances young men get to develop toward becoming an independent-thinking individual. The following is a poem in tribute to Scott Samanchik, a leadership, improve their grades and make new friends. Greek life can be an engaging process in learning about friend of the author's, who recently committed suicide. But I submit that the best reason to join a fraternity is to yourself, and it all begins at rush. Join a fraternity so you In every ring, every crowd become an individual. can become an individual. there's an empty space, some This assertion may seem outrageous. After all, many sort of inevitable void. You students believe Greeks embrace group association and Frank Rosenblatt left the circus early. seek clones who hide behind their letters. But I've found senior We all watched you perform that this really isn't the case. Becoming an individual is an philosophy the high wire, yet never ongoing struggle. It's a process that stagnates without realized your act was unbalanced. meaningful challenges, and Greek life presents a wonder- gardy loo! review a narrow-minded, But somehow, in your carefree ful challenge to conceptions about individualism. nature you played it off. Looking the same as everyone else triggers the struggle insensitive view of student works It was the perfect part for to find and develop your own personality, leadership style To the Editor your dangling soul. and qualities other than appearance. For people who wear I'm responding to the gardy loo! review in the Jan. 19 Now you've left us to finish nose rings and toothpaste dreadlocks, this maturation issue of The Breeze. While I appreciated the comment that the show. To continue with never occurs because you're already different — physical- gardy loo! is a good creative outlet for student writers and the triumphs and failures. ly anyway. You're just not an individual. artists, I found the remark that gardy loo! is depressing to You've become the audience Let's look at some people to see if there's any weight to be insensitive. to watch this myriad of performers. my claims. Basketball star Dennis Rodman, famous for his Poetry is not necessarily about pink bunnies or any- Unable to be replaced, your majesrical outlandish appearance, is by all accounts a vapid bromide. thing fluffy or stereotypically cute. Picking apart poems, routine remains forever Conversely, most radically original thinkers and leaders, quoting lines out of context within a narrow mindset is etched in our minds. from Copernicus to Thomas Jefferson, were respectable tragic. I invite the reviewer, Jim "Vegas" Terp, to read e.e. Your shadow dances and inconspicuous in appearance. Jean-Paul Sartre never cummings's "since feeling is first," a poem that addresses on the high wire, and your tried to put toothpaste in his hair. » the notion of dissecting poetry for hidden meanings and smile is always in our hearts. Greek life, like the military or gray-suited corporate all-encompassing messages. The poem praises sound, America, is an institution of sameness that imbues the emotion and style. Kristen Hanenberg urgency to learn who you really are. It removes the com- While poetry and stories often deal with serious, dis- sophomore fort of being content and offers the challenge of self-dis- turbing or depressing issues, I take joy in reading the work psychology covery. Rebellion and recalcitrance are meaningless from of my peers. That's enough for me. people whose nonconformity is merely a continuation of And like Terp did in his review, I will save my compli- Fraternity rush provides JMU men with adolescence. If you want to beat the Man, look like him. ments for last I have always enjoyed reading his work in There is a complement to Greek life that will help you The Breeze. He writes with a uniquely witty style. I person- opportunity to become Individuals to conceive this in context and perspective: your major. ally invite him to the gardy loo! poetry reading on To the Editor: Majors that teach you to think critically and appreciate the Thursday at 8 p.m. in Taylor Down Under. 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7*VME>bRBBZB"vThilit&ar,yuiito;<\W* SB Before leaves little for after Short novel highlights new work by Barry Graham B e F 0 ft £ Before streets alone. Eventually, after she finds and presenting it to you as a film. by Barry Graham employment at a cafe, she meets Barry Otherwise I don't know what it means or incommunicado, 200 pp, $13 there and they become intimate friends for how I can bear it." the duration of her stay in America — Alternating back and forth from past- by Jacob Wascalus, contributing writer about six months. She returns-to Holland tense to present-tense is necessary for the because of VISA problems and writes narrative's purpose; Barry describes their Take an original story line and com- Barry for a while. When the letters stop, relationship in the past-tense so he can bine it with a refreshing narrative Barry discovers she has died. Thus begins explore the past's effect on his present life. style and you have a sound for- his introspective search for meaning. Despite the occasional awkward para- mula for a successful novel. Take Before's story is merely average; what graph — Graham sometimes describes a that novel and publish 16 average short Barry and Francoise do isn't overwhelm- random sex scene in unnecessary, raw stories with it, and you have Barry ingly interesting. It is how the story is told detail — the story is engaging. Graham's Graham's latest release Before. Although that compels the reader. simple prose and conversational tone give his short stories are entertaining, the true In the prose style, for example, Graham life to the rather uneventful story. And quality of Before lies in the novel. occasionally applies a unique cinematic because of this, the 85-page novel is easily style to describe particular scenes he feels and enjoyably read. are film-like: "She stayed standing there Also in the book are 16 of Graham's REVIEW for some minutes after they'd driven short stories. Previously published as the away. Imagine a close-up of her face, her European-only release Get Out As Early As The novel discusses a man's search for eyes wet and reflecting the night. Then You Can, the stories as a whole discuss the meaning in his relationship with a woman. maybe the camera pans, an aerial shot, her varying personalities, characters and man- The narrator, Barry, recounts his history standing by herself on the streetlit side- nerisms in a world of contrasting lifestyles. with Francoise in order to investigate his walk." Ranging in length from 20 pages to two true feelings for her and to weigh the The narrative twists are also deft. pages, the stories offer glimpses of life in PHOTO COURTESY OF INCOMMUNICADO impact she has had on his life. Her sudden Graham writes most of the story in past- the uncivilized worlds of Scotland and Barry Graham's Before contains a novel death forces him to reevaluate things. tense, but periodically has the narrator America. One story, for example, details a and 16 short stories. The stories occur Leaving behind her native home of interject a present-tense paragraph to brief accouunt of two innocent children in Scotland and the United States. Holland, Francoise sells her possessions in explain why he sometimes uses a cinemat- growing up in an unstable and abusive order to reunite with Tom, an American ic voice to describe Francoise's life: "I'm household ("Get Out As Early As You ing them compelling would be too gener- man she fell in love with at a film festival remembering this as I sit at a table in the Can"), while another tells of an ex-drug- ous. After reading an 85-page, psychologi- in her hometown. She arrives in the United cafe/bar of an art-house cinema. It's addict's attempt to survive in small town cal narrative, the following short stories States only to discover her love for him appropriate. Francoise's life was a life, not Scotland ("What Goes On"). fall short of brilliant — they are merely cannot survive and decides to brave the a film. But I'm remembering it as a film, The short stories are amusing, but call- mediocre. 'Wag' lacks bite MOVIE TRIVIA Stellar cast can % save Levinson ys second-rate film Dog" is really a preview in search of a movie; a one-joke by Brent Bowles premise at best. What writers David Mamet and Hilary staff writer Henkin haven't taken into account is that the idea of the government engaged in a mass deception of the American / / "\ A T"ag me Dog/" one of last year's most public is not a new one, and in today's hard-wired, ultra- promising comedies, fails in nearly paranoid society, the president's advisors starting a war every aspect to achieve one-tenth of rather than facing low approval ratings is probably not too W;its potential. What could have been a far-fetched a prospect. masterful satire of the media's vital role in contemporary The biggest surprise in "Wag the Dog" is that two fine political maneuvering suffers from the most dreaded ail- actors can't keep this meandering film on track. Although ment any comedy may ultimately face: it's just not funny. Hoffman is occasionally engaging, he's shown up in near- ly every scene by Heche's scrappy performance. Amazingly, she also tends to upstage DeNiro (arguably REVIEW the greatest living actor), who manages to throw away a "AH I am is number of great moments in an shockingly stuffy perfor- mance; if he'd just relax, there would be a great deal more chasing aff* to play with. *• It's the supporting performers rather than the leads who have the film's best moments. In addition to Heche, Shot in an amazing 29 days by producer-director Barry Leary and Nelson, cameos by William H Macy (as a hard- Levinson (whose sci-fi movie "Sphere" is due next core CIA agent) and Woody Harrelson (an ex-convict- (OUIOBd IV) month), "Wag the Dog" puts the President of the United turned-war-hero) are rather funny. Harrelson's presence 9DU BS B3 :uI0J States in a not-unimaginable position: caught having sex as an accomplished performer is evident even in this cir- BUUBH !A &\ P! ..'l H., d with a Girl Scout a scant two weeks before the election! At cumstantial role, which, like many potentially humorous the brink of self-destruction, the president's press secre- elements in the film's haphazard second half, is left frus- tary (Anne Heche) brings in an accomplished spin doctor tratingly under-used. (Robert DeNiro) for damage control. Determined that the The script has an abundance of lousy jokes, but there only thing which will divert the public's attention from •are equally as many gems, which are missed in the hasti- LEVEL OF DIFFICULT* the president's pedophilia is a war, DeNiro's character ness of nearly every scene. All involved should be com- enlists a trio of industry heavyweights (Hollywood pro- mended for their economy in making "Wag the Dog," but SCALE OF DIFFICULTY. ducer Dustin Hoffman, marketing expert Denis Leary, they've done so at the sake of a good movie. The acting is One kernel Two kernels Three kernels Four kernels songwriter Willie Nelson) to manufacture the illusion that rushed, the cinematography amateurish, and many great Easy Medium Hard Difficult the U.S. has declared war on Albania. moments are lost in the trampling of brilliance into banali- - At the start, all this is quite amusing. But "Wag /•* .., , . - -

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My first was nothing special. He was characters — on the back of my right ankle, just below the Danny Fowler, the owner of Ancient Art, gave us our finished in 15 minutes, in and then calf. And when I talk about the "third time," I'm describ- tattoos. He shook my hand, gave me his name and said out, a real reach-for-your-socks-and- ing a road trip I embarked on this Saturday. Four friends he's been in the business of body art for 30 years. The hit-the-door kind of deal. My second and I drove down 1-81 South with an agenda: To find decor of his "den" backed up the boast — snapshots and was The Real Thing. All nerves and Ancient Art Tattoo Studio in Roanoke, get our tattoos and framed photographs of his .work dotted the walls and anticipation, an anxious expectancy drive back before evening. bookshelves. and a rush of adrenaline and then a particular pleasure in Granted, it may seem strange to embark on a journey So "where to go" never seemed like an issue. This the knowledge I had Gone Through With It. My third time at 9 a.m. on a weekend just to get artwork etched into the place was clean, reputable and thorough. The more was different. I was more calm, more at ease. I knew the skin. My friends and I, however, considered the two hour important question at hand involved purpose: Wfcy procedure, and an element of control existed that my past trip out of our way small payment for the professional would anyone want a tattoo? experiences lacked. I knew what I wanted and dammit, I treatment we received. Acquiring a tattoo should involve a lot of personal con- was going to get it. Ancient Art Tattoo Studio is not a mechanics garage, templation and discretion. Using a tattoo as a blatant and "I'd like this," I said to the man behind the counter, motorcycle shop, bar, or a shady basement in someone's aggressive gesture — such as decorating your arms and revealing a design I'd brought with me. "Right about house. It's a legitimate business, with locations in Roanoke ass merely to attack those who would disapprove (i.e. here." and Blacksburg. I received my second tattoo there upon your parents) — is childish. Knowing a tattoo holds an I pointed to my breast bone, dead center. The man the recommendation of a good friend. And what I saw element of personal meaning, and then getting the tattoo raised an eyebrow. impressed me: The strict adherence to cleanliness, the in spite oT dissenters and disapprovers, is more commend- "On the chest?" he queried. Then he gave a small informative and professional attitude of the artists, and the able. shrug. "Brave, aren't you?" openness with which they addressed questions concern- I got my first tattoo (the star) at the end of my fresh- ing body art. man year. It was supposed to be a test, a persona! cha!- To clarify: When I say "my first," I'm talking about Three of the five of us who drove to Roanoke wanted lenge — if 1 could endure this first one, I'd get something my initiation into the big, bad world of tattoos three tattoos — myself, senior sociology major Laura Miller and bigger. And, instead of attempting to hide my 'Colh>g>— years back. I paid $35 to have the outline of a star, senior SMAD and English double major Mandy '94" souvenir in a pair of closed shoes all summer long I Miniciello. Miller's boyfriend, non-student John decided to 'fess uP torny parents from Day One. no bigger than a penny, tattooed on the top of my left foot. «.. „j - / said as soon as I returned hehome. "I've When I talk about "my second," I'm discussing the Marinenko, and my sister, undecided freshman Mandy 'Mom,m Dad-'n acquisition of a 1" X 2 1/4" tattoo — a series of Korean Kain, came along to offer moral support. see SKIN ART PageZ

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Harrisonburg, last semester. The class James August Warsing Jr., owner of T. chose T.J.'s Dermagraphics because the J.'s Dermagraphics in Harrisonburg (the business seemed interesting, according to business takes its name from his nickname, one member of the class, who would not Tattoo Jim), is trying to to change that reveal his name because he is bound to a image and inform the JMU community confidentiality agreement he had to sign to about tattoos and other various kinds participate in the project. THOMAS RICHARDS/staff photographer body art "When we showed up at the Small JACK OF ALL TRADES: Tattoo-artlst-come-author James August Warsing will donate "My goal is to make JMU students Business and Development Center in a glass etching to JMU H he sells 1,500 copies of his tattoo manifesto. aware of what a good tattoo parlor is like Harrisonburg we decided as a class to help class, a class member says. doing it freehand is what makes it art. I do and what a bad tattoo parlor is like," Warsing sell his book because it seemed When Warsing learned their assign- not use stencils." Warsing says. Helping Warsing towards interesting ," says another member of the ment was to complete the plan only, he But drawing tattoos is only half of his goal is his recently published book, class who wished to remain anonymous made his own alterations to it raising the Warsing's business. He has patented his Stranger than Fiction. Warsing is not giving because of a confidentiality statement he book's cover price and increasing the num- own scarless tattoo removal process, too. away this knowledge, though. He is selling had to sign when doing the project ber of copies from 100 to 1500. "What I do is take pride in my work , his book for $20 — and he is offering the After the plan was drawn up, a three "I increased the amount of books," My shop is safe and clean and I am certi- University a glass etching of the Wilson month plan spanning February, March Warsing says, "because I believe I am giv- fied to give tattoos ... .1 handle my work Hall cupola, which he made himself, if he and April that included various demon- ing two things to the University: aware- professionally and treat my customers sells 1,500 copies to JMU students. strations and flyers, was given to Warsing. ness and a beautiful glass etching." with great respect," Warsing says. Warsing has three on-campus demon- The class produced a three month plan Warsing, a tattoo artist since 1973, takes "Getting a tattoo is a serious thing. It can strations planned to promote his book: that included the three demonstrations as pride in his work. He feels honored that become an integral part of who you are." Feb. 9 at Chappelear Hall, Feb. 20 at Eagle well as leaflets and other promotional the Hells Angels once asked him to design Hall and March 20 at Hanson Hall. During tools. tattoos for them. He considers himself an Special thanks to all the models for the these demonstrations, Warsing says, he Warsing has been trying to implement artist photo spread on pages 18 and 19: Sarah Kget, will give a free tattoo to a student to pro- the plan ever since. He originally believed "When someone uses a stencil all they Michelle Machasik, Mandy Minichimo, jean mote Warsihg's book and discuss his phi- the students were going to help him carry have to do is trace," Warsing says. Phillipson, 'Sayten,' 'Spidey,' and Grace losophy about tattoos. out the promotion they designed in the "Drawing the tattoo from scratch and Solomine. Skin Art continued from page 19 done something. You may not like it" And one more thing... I let my parents guess for a few minutes and then revealed • Of course, you may want to place these "bookmarks" on less my new tattoo. My dad laughed, conspicuous parts of your body, especially the parts that, when shook his head, and walked out decorated with a tattoo — like your face, neck, wrist, hand or fore- of the room mumbling some- arms —can negatively alter a shallow person's first impression. thing under his breath. My moth- er went into hysterics — until she • Remember, The Man doesn't like individuality. He won't appre- realized the old "spit-and-tissue" ciate having to stare at "KISS RULES" on the back of your neck number wasn't going to work on when he goes to work every day. He will, however, er^oy seeing this kind of pen-and-ink design. your tattooed-self walk away from him without a job.

' never tried to use my tattoos • Any part of the body easily covered with professional dcrfhing, as markers of rebellion. I and yet comfortably revealed with casual attire allows you to^njov i never — even once — consid- individuality while working for the masses: The ankles, thwack, ered using them as open declara- the feet and/or the stomach and hips are ideal places. tions of independence. I told my parents because I felt they would SARAH KASN/senior photographer • Another issue to keep in mind is the body's to aging, want to know. I knew they might weight gain, and/or pregnancy. It isn't smart toget a tattoo on any UNDER THE NEEDLE: Danny Fowler, owner of Ancient Art Tattoo part of the body that can wrinkle up, expand or sag. On these parts not like the knowledge, but Studios In Roanoke, operates on senior Laura Miller. they'd want it just the same. of the body, a tattoo can become distorted and rnlssi This second-guessing worked. A tattoo embodies so much same person. Whatever holds any repair short of lager surgrn I let my parents know about the more than the desire to look like significance for you now will next tattoo as well — before and a badass. Tattoos, body art, what- inevitably lose that importance in • Some more after the job was done. I'm debat- ever you wish to call these per- the future. equals paln.fr. ing with myself over tattoo num- manent designs — should repre- In my case, the significance of one who has tattc- ber three, however; I'm not sure sent a significant part of your life. the second tattoo has already my parents are as keen to know The image etched into your skin taken a backseat to the inspira- lire I i about these things anymore. Call says something about the person- tion of the third. So to use a really Bfor a long, long time is I it a hunch. Thaf s O.K., though, ality beneath. cheesy analogy — mink of these nd for a while. because the tattoo is for me — This isn't to say 30 years tattoos as bookmarks for the not for them. down the road, you'll be the chapters in life. I i r.s ••Hmvvriii-vtftfiMriT'irfflm wr 1 T t i yADHD W ClnTicat"^

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-M ^WP^^^W^WW* SPORTS THE BREEZE Thursday. Jan. 29.1998 23 From the 'Burg to the Big Time, Buckhantz makes his way to the top This is the first installment of The Breeze's series on former JMU sports figures. Part II will catch up with Dallas Cowboy Macey Brooks STEVE BUCKHANTZ

by Steven M. Trout it," he said, "I've never enjoyed that part class oj'77 , of it as much as I enjoyed play-by-play — sports editor whether TV or radio." And Buckhantz has worked in both There we were — one an experienced areas, extensively. While at WTTG Fox 5, veteran, the other a restless rookie. For he freelanced — covering games for With over 20 years of experience in me, it was a telling experience. For him, Home Team Sports and NFL games on sports reporting and anchoring, Steve it was Friday. Fox. Buckhantz is in his first season as the But, there we were, sitting side-by- He also spent seven years doing play- voice of the Washington Wizards. side. by-play for Navy Midshipmen football Starring off as the voice of the JMU Side-by-side on the floor of the MCI games. nen's basket the 70s, Center in Washington, D.C. Side-by-side But when the chance surfaced to lantz has attanooga, with the likes of Chris Webber, Juwan work for the Washington Wizards, iphls, At ^finally Howard, Reggie Miller and Chris Mullin, Buckhantz wouldn't let it pass him by. Washington, D. served as shooting jumpers a mere bounce pass "When this opportunity came along, I Sports Director an ports Anchor at away. For any local sports fan, life could had to take a long hard look because WTTG Fox Channel 5. not get any better. sometimes these opportunities don't He';J»as also freelanced with Home So, there we were — myself and Steve come along a lot," he said. "Sometimes, Team Sports and the Fox Network. Buckhantz, the voice of the Washington they don't ever come along. Sometimes Originally from Washington, D.C, Wizards and a 1977 graduate of James when they do, it's once a career, literally. Buckhantz Krew up in Arlington. Madison University. Three weeks ago I So for me, I looked at it that if I passed it was lucky enough to "trail" Buckhantz at up, [there would be a chance] I'd be sit- the Wizards/Pacers game and it gave me ting around saying, 'what if I had taken courtesy of the Washington Wizards a chance to get his view on where he is, this job?'" where he came from and what exactly But if you look at it closely, it would- lies ahead. n't be a hard decision for anyone. Buckhantz is in his first year as the Buckhantz is originally from How he got here Buckhantz sat with a large packet full_pl ^ * man behind the microphone for the Washington, D.C, and he grew up just "My first goal was just to get into radio Wizards, but he is no stranger to the D.C. stats, bios, scripts and press releases. With across the Potomac River in Arlington. when I got into college, and I was able to highlighter in hand, he sat, outlining what sports scene. For 10 years, he served as Going to college only two hours away do that." Buckhantz spent his years at WTTG's Fox 5 Sports Director and Sports he would include in the two-hour broad- certainly didn't quench his love of JMU doing play-by-play for Dukes' wom- cast. And to think there are 82 regular-sea- Anchor where he established himself as a Washington sports, so maybe it was en's basketball games on the radio. son games. respected and credible sports personality meant to be. Following graduation, he interned at the in the sixth largest market in the United "It was a dream come true," he said. local ABC affiliate, WHSV Channel 3. It The future States. But don't be deceived. Buckhantz's was at the Harrisonburg television station "I'm at the age of my career where you Making the permanent switch from career hasn't been a fancy-filled fantasy. that Buckhantz first thought of working in reach a certain level that maybe, in the anchoring to play-by-play came quite His path to D.C was long and winding. front of the camera. WHSV put him on the back of your mind, you think of what may easy to Buckhantz. The dues he has paid — extensive and air and the spark, as they say, was lit. be out there," he said. "At this point, you "While I enjoyed [the anchor] part of exhausting. From there, Buckhantz knew what lay really don't have aspirations or goals, I've ahead of him. achieved all those goals and they were lit- "The next goal was to get to a real city, tle steps at a time." which I did — Chattanooga, Term. Then from Chattanooga, my goal was to get to a Whether Harrisonburg-to- city that was really serious about news Chattanooga, or Atlanta-to-Washington, and that was Nashville. After Nashville, DC, those "little steps" of Buckhantz's my goal was to get to a city that had pro- career have certainly turned some heads fessional sports and I got to Atlanta." as he soared back to DC. From his days There, in Atlanta, Buckhantz made a broadcasting JMU games in Godwin Hall name for himself, winning a Georgia to his broadcasting throne at the MCI Emmy as the weekend Sports Anchor at Center, it's obvious Buckhantz has made a WSB-TV. giant leap in his illustrious career. ~* " " Then, from 1986 to this past summer, he served as the Sports Director and Sports Anchor at WTTG. Starting only as the weekend anchor, he soon took over the weekday job.

The job "The biggest challenge is to stay on top of your game, try to stay a step ahead, pre- pare for all your games," Buckhantz said. "The key to all your games is preparation . . . if you're not prepared, you're going to have to fudge it." As we sat courtside, two hours prior to courtesy The Curio tip-off, the amount of preparation was courtesy Sieve Buckhantz Buckhantz, seen here in 1992 interviewing Georgetown University basketball obvious. Amidst interruptions from pro- Seen here in 1977, Buckhantz began coach John Thompson, spent 10 years as Sports Director at WTTG Fox Channel 5. ducers, colleagues and excited fans Ms television career at WHSV-TV3.

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"When I started looking at colleges, I JMU sophomore standout Elliot was kind of doubting myself, having Williams challenges some of those percep- struggled in states," Williams said. "But tions. two of my teammates were being recruit- The soft spoken, New Jersey suburban- ing by JMU. When they went elsewhere, I ite is coming off a brilliant freshman cam- decided to call the coach and came down paign where he finished 19-11, was the for a visit." Colonial Athletic Association Champion, Williams, who didn't have a scholar- was an Amateur Wrestling News Ail- ship his freshman year, is now the poster- American, and finished 2-2 at the NCAA child for JMU wrestling on the cover of tournament. this year's JMU wrestling media guide. "Elliot might be the most talented, ath- "Elliot has dominating strength, and letic wrestler we have ever recruited to this that makes him a great workout partner," program," head coach Jeff Bowyer said. said junior Dave Vollmer. "He is just a nat- "Elliot is a gifted athlete. He is quick, urally good wrestler." explosive and has great balance." A match that sticks out in Williams' Williams has the upper body of a boxer mind is his opening round NCAA match and the legs of a running back. He began last year against the No. 9 ranked wrestler JEAN PH1LLIPSON/staff photographer wrestling in eighth grade and continued in the country from Seton Hall University. through his senior year. In addition, "My mom came from New Jersey to Sophomore Elliot Williams wrestles a teammate during Tuesday's practice. Williams and Williams excelled in track and cross coun- see the match,"WilIiams said. "My team- JMU host Carsorttiewrnan Friday and Bucknell Saturday. Both matches start at 7 p.m. try at Roxbury High School. mate Pat Coyle was there, and I didn't NCAA tournament, Bowyer thinks of his last nine matches on the way to a 14- "My family has a long history running even know it, but my high school Athletic Williams can make some real noise this 6 record. He finished third at the 18-team track," said Williams in his relaxed tone. Director was on hand." year. field Millersville Tournament, and he also "When I broke my ankle in my junior Williams said a friend from Seton Hall "If we can get Elliot to perform at the placed third at the Virginia Division I year, I went from the track to the weight was doing some trash-talking about how same level for every match, I think he has Championships. room," he said. "I gained 20 pounds in a good his Pirate teammate was, trying to the skills to make a run at an NCAA title," You can come out and support Elliot couple months, and I really started to rattle the wide-eyed freshman. Williams Bowyer said. "He has so much untapped Williams and the wrestling team this focus on wrestling." went out and pulled off the upset. potential." weekend. They battle Carson-Newman During that junior year, Williams was a "I tried not to get nervous, I was just Williams wrestles in the 190-pound College (ranked No. 6 in Division II) at 7 state quarter finalist, and he was named to hoping to put up a good fight." Williams weight class, just a notch below heavy- p.m. Friday at Godwin and then agtrirr* the first team all-conference while finish- said, weight. After a slow start this year, he has Saturday night at 7 p.m. vs. Bucknell ing third in the region. Although Williams finished 2-2 in the really turned things around, winning eight University. Talent rules as indoor season progresses Lassiter, a two-time NCAA qualifier by Kathleen Reuschle will continue to concentrate on the 800 contributing writer meters, in which he raced competitively at last year's IC4A meet, NCAA champi- Workout after workout and mile after onships and USA championships. mile — after months of training, the JMU "I am extremely pleased at the early per- track program was definitely ready and sonal bests," head coach Bill Walton said. eager to race and to race fast when the "In addition to the individual qualifiers, indoor season started Dec. 5. our 4x400 meter [relay team] and distance On the men's team this season, the medley relay teams have already qualified strength will come from "the combination as well." of a talented group of freshmen and a pack Attending the IC4A meet in the 4x400- of upper classmen with years of racing meter relay will be Henry Coleman, Joel experience," said senior Ryan Foster, two- Bullock, Derek Mitchell and Jason Povio, time NCAA qualifier in cross country. and in the DMR, will be Bill Lynch, Joel Foster will focus on the 3,000- and 5,000- Bullock, Bucky Lassiter and Jason Lonp- -« meter races, while looking to qualify for "If we keep in mind the will to be Nationals and earn All-American status. undefeated, the times will automatically Foster qualified Jan. 23-24 at the come," Walton said. Virginia Tech Invitational to run the 3,000 All in all, at the top of their list of goals at the All-East IC4A meet on March 6-7 at for the team is to place in the top 10 in the Cornell University in Ithaca, N.Y. But Eastern Championships, with 14 potential Foster wasn't the only one to qualify for individual qualifiers competing there. Also the IC4A meet. on tire agenda is to send several individu- The pack of early qualifiers includes als and a relay team to nationals, which 400-meter runner Paul Lewis, who quali- " will be held March 13-14 in Indianapolis, fied with a time of 48.65; sophomore Ben Ind. Cooke who qualified in the mile with a As for the women's team, head coach 4:15.20; Jason Long, whom captured the Gwen Harris said, "the extent of talent we freshman record and qualified with a time have this year [is wide]. . . these girls can LINDSAY MANN /contributing photographer of 1:52.08 in the 800 meters; and senior run. Members of the JMU women's Indoor track squad are Hoed up as they practice in the Bucky Lassiter, who captured the overall Convocation Cantor. The women's next meet is the Saturday's USAir Invitational. school record in the 800 meters at 1:49.98. see INDOOR page27 p Ron i or „»| ..^..w i H\-*+UA 4U1 S» Thursday, Jan 29,15>98 THe:fiR£fiZE

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Indoor. THEBREEfcE Thursday, Jan. 29, 1998 27 continued from page 25 The women's 4x400 meter and distance medley relay Elway sets the record straight teams have already qualified for the Eastern Conference Athletic Championships in addition to individuals such as Keisha Banks in the 800 meters, Every once in a while, a moment comes along that win Lemieux's last home game. Suddenly, as he had done Tracey Livengood in the 5,000 meters and Seun makes you realize why we watch sporting events. so many times before, Lemieux came out of nowhere, Agustus in the long jump. Something happens, someone does something that sends grabbed the puck and started a mad dash toward the Talent returning this indoor season will come from chills through your body, and at that moment we under- Flyer net. Ail-American Samatha Bates, who was eighth in the stand why we take such an interest in these games people The crowd rose to their feet, but anxiously held their mile at the NCAA championships and the CAA play. breath while Lemieux faked right and faked left before he champion in the 800- and 1,500-meter races last year. Of course, Sunday's Super Bowl XXXII was a perfect rightly landed the puck in the back of the net, ending his Her teammate, All-American junior Bethany Eigel, a example, but the University of Kentucky's dramatic home career with a goal. provisional qualifier in the 3,000 meters at nationals in buzzer-beater win over Vanderbilt University Tuesday It wasn't the fact that Lemieux scored a meaningless 1997, is back to run in her respective track events after night serves as another, albeit under-publicized, moment. goal in an already decided play-off game that was so qualifying for nationals in cross country this past Already, much has been written about Super Bowl important, my professor said. The way the philosophy November. XXXII, with the main sub-plot being John Elway's elusive came into the story is that it was all so right, the insignifi- Also returning in the 3,000 meters are Jessica quest for a title. cant moment becoming perfect. Tremblay and Bridget Quenzer. All of the relay teams Everyone in the building knew they were witnessing are stacked once again, having lost two runners to history. The crowd's 20-minute standing ovation, the graduation. Penguins and Flyers players crowding around Lemieux Zakiya Haley, Shaunah Saint Cyr and Shontya Gimme A and trying to slap him five. Bready, who made up an All-East 4x400-meter team As my professor said, it was one of those moments last season, are back and ready to light up the track Minute when everything comes together. No matter who you with CJ Wilkerson as their solid fourth woman. Look rooted for or what sport you like, you were drawn inBUh-j also for individual success in the 400 and 500 meter — by Seth Burton moment. races from Zakiya Haley and Shontya Bready this For me, Elway's Super Bowl win and his joyful celebra- season. tion was such a moment for me. Afte/years of being the After qualifying for ECACs early in the season, the - No matter who you rooted for, even if you are the most butt of jokes and denied a win, it seemed only right for girls will have the opportunity to concentrate primarily ardent Elway hater in the world, (and I have met people Elway to finally gain a super victory in the biggest game on their individual events later on. who are) one would be hard-pressed to deny there was there is. "In the situation that we're in, being that we have a not something magical in watching Elway hoist the Vince I will not soon forget the vision of Elway jumping up limited amount of depth in certain areas, we have to Lombard^ Trophy aloft. and down for joy, looking for somebody to hug. The choose what we want to do and then be relentless until A philosophy professor of mine once described this sparkle in his eyes showed not only exhilaration but relief. we're successful at it/' Harris said. "The times are feeling exactly. This professor, a Philadelphia Flyers hock- Once again, as Lemieux showed us sometimes things extremely important right now . . . we're looking at ey fan, was watching his team play in the playoffs against work out. Packer fans and Elway haters might disagree, several potential individual qualifiers and quality the Mario Lemieux led Pittsburgh Penguins. Lemieux, but tp me, an Elway win gives a little reason for faith. relays going into ECACs and nationals." arguably the greatest hockey player ever, had already Faith in exactly what is unclear, but a belief that some- With the distance medley team of Sarah Matthes, announced his retirement at the end of the season and the times, in this crazy world where athletes choke coaches Zakiya Haley, Tara Powers and Tracey Livengood only Penguins were soon to be eliminated by the powerful and assualt police officers is a somewhat common occur- about 10 seconds away from the NCAA provisional Ftyers. rence, things will rum out right if you work hard, keep qualifying time after the Virginia Tech meet, coach However, as time wound down in front of a boisterous your sights set on your values and goals, and get 153 Harris not only thinks, but knows these girls can run. home crowd, the Penguins had control and were about to yards and three touchdowns from your running back. 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Game of the Week: JMU at University of Richmond, Jan.31, 7:30 p.m., Game of the Week: JMU at Old Robbins Center. MEN'S Dominion University, Dec. 30, 7:35 p.m., WOMEN'S The Scope Coliseum OutUfOk: The Dukes have their work cut out for them against the second-place Standings as of Tuesday Outlook: The Dukes gave ODU their Standings as of Tuesday closest CAA game in a year, but look to be Spiders. JMU faces fellow cellar-dwellar Men CAA UitraU Sinai overmatched against the nationally ranked Women LAA Qxcnll Streak Virginia Commonwealth University William & Mary 6-1 13-4 Old Dominion 9-0 17-1 Won 3 Won 2 Monarchs (17-1). The Dukes are looking to Thursday and then will try to stop a rolling Richmond 5-2 12-5 Won 1 American 6-2 16-2 Won 1 UR team Saturday. The Spiders recent win . UNC Wilmington 5-2 10-8 Won 3 extend their winning streak to four, but VCU 5-3 9-9 Lost I over the College of William & Mary Old Dominion 4-3 7-10 Losi 1 ODU guard Ticha Penicheiro, second in James Madison 5-3 11-7 Won 3 American 4-4 Richmond clinched the programs 1,000thvictory. 7-11 Won 2 the conference in assists and first in steals 4-5 10-9 Lost 3 George Mason 3-4 6-11 George Mason 3-5 9-10 Lost 1 UR's high-scoring offense is lead by CAA Lost 2 has other plans.The Dukes will once again East Carolina 2-5 7-10 Lost 2 need stellar defensive play from their UNC Wilmington 2-6 9-9 Won 3 leading scorer Jarod Stevenson (19.2). VCU East Carolina 2-5 6-11 Won I young post players if they are to contain 2-6 6-12 Lost 6 Stevenson has reached double figures in Jamei Madison 1-6 6-11 Wonl William* Mary 1-7 8-10 Lost 2 every game this season. The Spiders are the CAA Player of the Week, Nyree Roberts, the league's leading scorer. second in the league in scoring, averaging Storing GP Pts. Are, Scoring GP Pts. Ave. Dukes Notes: Dukes Notes: 1. Nyree Roberts, ODU 18 366 20.3 1. Jarod Stevenson. UR 17 328 19.3 JUST LIKE COACH SAID: At first-year FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME: JMU 2. Nathan Smith, AU 16 298 18.6 2. Jennifer Meade, UR 19 364 IM head coach Bud Childers' introductory 3. Mary Klima. AU 18 328 18? first-year head coach Sherman Dillard 3. Raphael Edwards. ECU 17 292 17.2 4. Stan Simmons, UNCW 17 274 press-conference, he promised an exciting 4. Krista Jay, GMU 19 322 16.9 pulled out his first CAA win Jan. 24 when 16.1 5. Randy Bracy, W&M 16 252 15.8 three-point shooting team. He has 5. Kan Gaskins. AU 18 270 15.0 6Mefy Andrade, ODU 14.7 the Dukes defeated George Mason 6. Eugene Atkinson, JMU 17 245 14.4 delivered, as the Dukes lead the league in 18 265 University 62-58. Dilliard's record at JMU three-point field goals made. Through 18 Rebounding GP No. Av . Rebounding GP No. Avg. is now 6-II overall. ? games, the Dukes have hit 96 shots from I.CalBowdler. ODU 17 152 8.9 behind the arc, nailing a remarkable 5.33 1. Nyree Roberts. ODU 18 235 13.1 2. Mary Klima. AU IK 180 10.0 JOHNSON IS MAGIC: Sophomore 2. Raphael Edwards. ECU 17 135 7.9 treys per game. Freshman Becky forward Kevan Johnson scored a career- 3. George Evans, GMU 17 135 7.9 3. Christy Gambill, UNCW 18 132 7.3 Wollenberg is ranked eighth in the 4. Carolyn Center, UR 19 137 7.2 high 14 points in the Duke's victory over 4. Reggie Bassette, ODU 14 107 7.6 5. Eric Poole. UR 17 128 7.5 conference in three-point shooting 5. Quintina Walker. W&M 18 126 7.0 GMU. Johnson also tied his career-high 6. Nick Patrick. UR 17 123 7.2 percentage, making 33 percent. 6. Mona Karlsson. VCU 18 126 7.0 with nine rebounds. Assists GP No. Avg. Assists _^ GP Ng. Avg, GIVE ME A "D": Only one team in the THE LEADERS:Junior guard/forward l.BrionDunlap.ODU 17 105 6.2 conference, the first place ODU Monarchs, 1. Courtney Kaup. GMU 19 136 7.2 Eugene Atkinson is the Dukes leading 2. Billy Donlon. UNCW 18 84 4.7 are allowing fewer points per game than 2. Ticha Penicheiro. ODU 18 112 6.2 scorer with 14.4 ppg and leading rebounder 3. Melvin Drake. VCU 15 65 4.3 3. Carole Detollenaere. UR 18 91 5.1 the Dukes. Opposing teams are averaging 4. Meredith Sisson. VCU 16 71 4.4 with 7.1 rpg. Senior guard Riley Trone, 4. Randy Bracy. W&M 16 69 4.3 5. Marseilles Brown, UR 16 62 3.9 57.9 points per game against ODU, while 5. Nichole Grant. AU 18 66 3.7 who walked on to the team in November, is 6. Jarion Childs. AU 17 55 3.2 the Dukes are allowing opponents to fight 6. Kari Gaskins. AU 18 65 3.6 now averaging the most minutes of any for 61.8 points per game despite being player coming off the bench. Trone is CAA Player of trie Week ranked last in the conference in blocked CAA Player of the Week averaging 18.3 mpg including three starts. Senior guard Terrence Jennings, W&M shots and third in steals. Senior Center Nyree Roberts, ODU

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1998-1999 Rentals Room la Hunter's Ridge roUgM Florida's now hot spot - South townhom* - DW, W/D, FOR RENT Pnoenw Enterprises in my Harrtsonburg home. Tuesday Beach, $1291 Bars open until 5 $250/mo., fuHy furnished, bMevel. «Vor Thursday. 6:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., a.m.I Great beaches, activities, 24 HOURS OF FWEE DRINKSI 3BH, 2 1/2 bath townhou** - $5/hr. Free food. For info call Joanna. 433-7166. Call Carol, 433- upscale, warmer weatherl Try Taaali ■!■ Hill Mountain View Dr., basement. 437 S. Mason St (Deck house) Lease starts August. 2833. Cocoa Beach Hilton, $1791 $780. 12 mo. lease, August, Indud** RT Mr. hotel. 24 hr» of free OnelBRapt. Daytona. $1491 $780. 432-6993. ' BosWona at private camp drink* & w**My party schedule of Water, trash & hot water SBR townhouse - Furnished, springbreaktravel.com, (800)678- walking distance: $190$230/mo.; for Ml in Vermont - Locheam Camp 3BR, 2 bath - University "lace. Included. 6386. Spring Break events! 1 year lease (8/988/99); W/D; seeks counselors/activity instructors Full size W/D, MW. Available for studio/performing arts, field Organize 15 friend* & August. 12 mo. lease. $690. 432- (703)4508008. Act Nowl Last chance to reserve sports, gymnastics, tennis, water EARN • FREE TMP1 BSBw. 265 S. Liberty St. sports (LGT, WSI for swimming), your spot for taring Uriah' Oman Large 38R townhouse English riding, hiking. Senior staff dhcounts for 6 or njpje Call I eisire CLASS TRAVEL (1ST M FUNI) Roommate to there 2BR on 3 levels. Water Included. FOR SALE positions for leadership trainer, Tours for South Padre, Cancun. (f»N)a88-84U townhoasi - Squire Hill, beginning program coordinator, division heads, Jamaica & Florida. (800)8386203; June 1. 1998. W/D, DW, MW, RN. Join our "community to WWW.LaSURET0URS.COM. *r»asa1e**t TV/VCR. Unfurnished, no pets. Call University Place, furnished. 4BR, Beautiful hand wrapped beeawax goodness" for a rewarding summer! SALESeCLASSTHAVELCO*(l 433-2126. ask for Rob. candles. Gift & Thrift, 227 N. Drug, alcohol & smoke-free. Call 2 baths. W/D. DW, A/C Spring Break '»8 Bet Qolngl •90 CMIWWIUI AW. South June or August lease. Main. (800)235-6659 or email Cancun, Jamaica. Bahamas & Florida 3,4, or SBR Halts available - Lochearneaol.com. B**tm, MA MStt Furnished or unfurnished. Apple Two to choose from. Singles Group discounts & free drink parties! 1M3 Mazda 929 - Loaded, low Sell 5 & go free! Book nowl MssvFri • •.!". - • p.m.. Sat 12-4 ET Real Estate Inc., (540)433-9576. " welcome. Individual leases. Camp staff position* avaRac* for mileage, clean, affordable. Call \rTsa/MC/Disc/Miex (800)234-7007 (540)7408265. Boy Scout Summer Camp. Date of Spring Break '98 flat Qolngl New to without* - March. Away employment 6/14/98 thru oreridlesssun-imertours.com Panama City beachfront hotels from from student housing. 828-2348 Cat anytime), 436-7368. $991 7 nights beachfront, daily free 1994 Nlaaan Sentra - Red. low 8/15/98. Available positions include after 5:30 p.m. shooting sports, aquatics, nature, SPRING BREAK drink parties. & free cover at best mileage, loaded, clean. Call camping & high aoNwnture directors, barsl Visa/MC/Disc/Amex. Cheap rooms - $ print; sssw eater. Funkhoi>-«»r A Associates (540)7408265. medic, cook, business manager & (800)234-7007 or Madison Manor. Call Matt, Director of Program. Salaries erellesssurriTierlourscom. (757)481-3046. Property Management Snowboard 96/97 - Alrwalk depneded on position & experience Cancun From $399 434-5180 Select, 163cm, K2 lowbacks. Room & board provided. For an #1 taring Break - Don't get burned. Mountain View Height* - 48R, 4 Good condition. $180. 5685032. SunSplash Toursl The reliable Now ffsrrtJng For application or info contact Camp Jamaica From $399 bath, new, furnished units, dose to Director, Camp Shenandoah, PO Box Spring Break company. 12 years campus. Full size W/D. available 199B-99 813. Waynesboro, VA 22980; phone experience. Hottest destinations! for 1998 '99 Call Sterling at 19*7 Batch: Century - Very good Bahamas From $429 School year car. Dane. x3411 or (540)377- (540)9436675, fax (540)9436676. Lowest prices! Free trips, parties, Funkhouser & Associates, 434- drinks! SunSplash. (800)426-7710 5150. Hunter's Ridge 6258. Florida From$129 Part-bm* eaavery person — Monday or www.aunaplashtours.com. & Friday afternoons. Local furniture 4BR house for rent - Close to 1988 Century wagon - Excellent CAMPUS REPS: campus. W/D included. June-June condition. Low mileage, third seat, store, 4330909. lease. $215/student/mo. Call 432- garage kept! $3,600. 8799947. SELL 8 AND GO FREE! WANTED •We. Vww H*4fhts 1589 after 5:30 p.m. NOTICE Dtoc/Am*x/MC/VI*. Bike - Men's Diamond Back Foe more Information and Wanasri- Car* for parts. B67 5871. Ashby Crosalng - Immediate Outlook, dark green. $200/obo. assistance regarding the Investigation of financing sublet. Female. January paid, 564-1372. Exotic dancers wanted - Earn $250/mo. 568-4449 or call business opportunities 4 (800)234-7007 cash Friday & Saturday nights. Call collect, (703)75*6242. For More InfofineftkHi CM work-at-home opportunities, (304)2495068. Raleigh 21 apeed Manltoa XT conticfthe 434-5150 Derailer Sachs Mavic Coda cranks. Cathedral callings, lofts - It's a Better Business Bureau Inc., Two senior girts need housing for luxury condo at Hunter's Ridge. $500/obo. 564O309. at 1-800-533-5501. Fall '98 only. 574-3726. June 1, 1998 May 31. 1999. $1.300/mo. Owner-Agent, Jordan J-M Apartments T. Rohrer, 564-1388. 434-1847 (»..•,.. *>«,.) HELP WANTED! I LOST & FOUND I PERSONALS Female roommate to share house IBRapt. 5305/mo. Donate your vehicle to charity - with two females. $220/mo. Found - Beagle In downtown Tax deductible Charity Foundation, 2BRapt. S400/mo. Attention buslnesa studenta - Harrlsonburg. Can Scott. 4330679, 1 BREAK! Available now & next year. Call or Earn $$$, build your resume Inc. (540)4328653. leave message. 433*745. or $200/person to identify. running your own business this Bahamas Party Adoption - Loving couple wishes One M In a house of females - 3BRapt. $450/mo. summer. Call (800)3934521 ext.2 for more info/interview. to adopt Infant. Happy, secure Walking distance from campus. or$150/peraon SERVICES home with full-time mom. We can W/D. one bathroom. $220/mo. 48Rapt. SeSO/mo. Cruise $279 help each other. Please call Diane 801-8198. Free T-shirt ♦ $1,000 - Credit & Joe at home, (800)5791860. or $170/person Card fundraisers for fraternities, Lowest prices! Imprinted T-shirts, 6 Days • Meat* • Free Partlea • University Place - 3BRs, 2 baths, sororities & groups. Any campus banners, promotional items, etc. Taxe* Are you pregnant a In crisis? We completely furnished. W/D. MW, All acts, near Cantrell Bridge. organization can raise up to £■£43, 433-3734, ccruertca.net. can help & wish to adopt. Call lease 6/1/98-5/31/99. BR with One of the etoeeet complex** to $1,000 by earning a whopping Paula/Dave. (800)4840806, code private bath. $255: share bath, JMUI $5/VISA application. Call national I DJ Connection - Our DJs 0207. $235. Water, sewer free. No pets. Owner/Manager! (800)932-0528 x65. Qualified ROCK Melrose. Formats. Parties! Panama City Deposit. 433*822. 4330360. The good apt*, go first so come callers receive free T-shirt Thank you to KA for the awesome New Year's mixer last Saturday FoxhM Yownhomos by and see us! Are you lazy? Is your bathroom $139 Earn 875041,500/wk - Raise all night! Love, AAA filthy? We'll clean it cheap. Call 7 Night. Near Best Bars! Student housing - Investment the money your student group Property - "live Rent Ftee" - Large room near JMU - Quiet 5684449 for appointments. IX - Thank* for the great needs by sponsoring a VISA -townle" mixer! We had a blast! Info/Brochure - Call 432-5625 atmosphere, kitchen, utilities fundraiser on your campus. No Untqua portraits * model portraits Love. AXO. included. No lease. 434-0840. investment & very little time by Steven Fowler. Location or Jamaica $419 needed. There's no obligation, so studio, (540)574-6031 by The Madison Project - Feb. 2. 9 The Commons Roommate for 3BR townhome - why not call for info today. Call appointment. Sessions for students 7 Night* • Air * Hotel • Save p.m.. Grafton Stovall. Presented by Thru May. All appliances included. (800)3238454 x95. start at $50. $150 on Food B Drinks Ar & Camp Heartland. Adhiission Two females in residence. is $2. South View $195/mo. negotiable. 434-2100. Jees' Quick Lunch no attn SPRING BREAK Adoption - Loving couple & their Apartments for lunches. 1-2 yrs availability South Beach 1-2 roommates wanted - For '98- preferred. No expennece necessary. young son wish to build a family '99 school year in Forest Hills. Apply in person, 22 S. Main St. Spring Break Bahamas party through adoption. Please call Jane Contact Jill or Marcela at 433- crulae! 6 days, $2791 Includes $139 & John at (800)895 2468. access 3888. meals, parties 4 taxes! Great code 31. ConfiCential. NOW LEASING Attention students! Looking for a beaches & nightlife! Leaves from Daytona $149, top paying part-time position with pay South Honda! spnngbreaktravel.com, Cocoa Beach $179 There arc B few openings for 432-0600 SBR house - 291 Campbell St. of $8+/hr to fit your school schedule (800)6786386. Available June 1. Call Julie, 574- & still have time to study with no late May Session in France Office Hours: 4690. Mon. - Frl. 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. hours to work? 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