TRIPLE C CAMP SONGS
A – S – T – R – O Till the moon grew dim * TO THE TUNE OF BINGO * Then the little boy said Let's go for a swim CHORUS: So what you gonna do in a little canoe THERE IS A CAMP THAT HAD A DOG With the moon shinin' all a AND ASTRO WAS HIS NAME - OH Boats floatin' all a A – S – T – R – O Girls swimmin' all around! A – S – T – R – O A – S – T – R – O AND ASTRO IS WAS NAME – OH Alice (CHORUS) Alice, where are you going?
(CLAP) S – T – R – O Up-stairs to take a bath (CLAP) S – T – R – O Alice, with legs like toothpicks (CLAP) S – T – R – O And a neck like a giraffe-raf-raf AND ASTRO IS WAS NAME – OH Alice, stepped into the bathtub
Pulled out the plug (CHORUS) OH MY GOODNESS (CLAP - CLAP) T – R – O OH MY SOUL (CLAP – CLAP) T – R - O There goes Alice down the hole! (CLAP – CLAP) T – R – O AND ASTRO IS WAS NAME – OH Alice the Camel (CHORUS) Alice’s camel has five humps (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) R – O Alice’s camel has five humps (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) R – O Alice’s camel has five humps (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) R – O So go Alice go AND ASTRO IS WAS NAME – OH Bump bump bump bump.
(CHORUS) (repeat with four, three, two and one humps) (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) O Alice’s camel has no humps (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) O Alice’s camel has no humps (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) O Alice’s camel has no humps AND ASTRO IS WAS NAME – OH (CHORUS) So Alice’s camel is a horse (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) (CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP – CLAP) ALVEEVO AND ASTRO IS WAS NAME – OH ALVEEVO, ALVEEVO, ALVEEVO, VIVO, VUM HEY! A boy and a girl in a little canoe GO GET A RAT TRAP BIGGER THAN A Just a boy and a girl in a little canoe CAT TRAP, GO GET ANOTHER ONE With the moon shining all around BIGGER THAN THE OTHER ONE As he glides his paddle RAH RAH ZIS BOOM BAH You couldn't even hear a sound TRIPLE C ,TRIPLE C,YEAH!!! So they talked, and they talked Austrian Went Yodeling O….an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain (hand on top of head like shark fin. top high when along came an avalanche Other hand rubbing stomach with interrupting his cry. hungry oh deear reeee (drum roll on knees) look on face.) Hungry shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Yodelakakeea, yodelakakoo “Swish” (hold up Hungry shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Hungry shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh hands like avalanche) Hungry shark Yodelakakeea, yodelakakoo “Swish” Yodelakakeea, yodelakakoo “Swish” (backcrawl swimming motion with arms) Swam away, Doh-doh, doh, doh Grizzly Bear (grr) Swam away, Doh-doh, doh, doh Swam away, Doh-doh, doh, doh St. Bernard (pant, pant) Swam away Jersey Cow (squirt, squirt) Pretty girl (kiss, kiss) (same backcrawl, with very frantic actions) Mr. Rogers (Won’t you be my neighbor)— Swam too slow, Doh-doh, doh, doh Only once, this is the end. Swam too slow, Doh-doh, doh, doh Swam too slow, Doh-doh, doh, doh Swam too slow Baby Shark Song *The fun of this song is in the actions. As the (hop on one leg to beat) shark gets bigger, so does its mouth you Lost a leg, Doh-doh, doh, doh make with your hands and arms. Lost a leg, Doh-doh, doh, doh Lost a leg, Doh-doh, doh, doh (shark mouth with hands connected at wrist) Lost a leg Baby shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Baby shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh (hand on head like shark fin. Other hand rubs Baby shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh stomach) Baby shark with a very satisfied look on face.)
Happy shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh (shark mouth with forearms connected at elbows) Happy shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Momma shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Happy shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Momma shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Happy shark Momma shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh
Momma shark (push cellphone numbers to beat)
Call 9-1-1, Doh-doh, doh, doh (shark mouth with full arms) Call 9-1-1, Doh-doh, doh, doh Daddy shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Call 9-1-1, Doh-doh, doh, doh Daddy shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Call 9-1-1 Daddy shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh
Daddy shark (make any dIeing actions you want. finger
across neck,grabbing heart, fainting away,...) (same as Daddy, but with fists instead of It's too late, Doh-doh, doh, doh fingers to look like no teeth) It's too late, Doh-doh, doh, doh Grandpa shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh It's too late, Doh-doh, doh, doh Grandpa shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh It's too late Grandpa shark, Doh-doh, doh, doh Grandpa shark (point to your bottom) That's the end, Doh-doh, doh, doh (swimming crawl motion with arms) That's the end, Doh-doh, doh, doh Swimmer dude, Doh-doh, doh, doh That's the end, Doh-doh, doh, doh Swimmer dude, Doh-doh, doh, doh That's the end Swimmer dude, Doh-doh, doh, doh
Swimmer dude
BANANA SONG Bean Song BANANA’S UNITE! My dog Jelly likes to roam BANANAS SPLIT! One day Jelly left his home PEEL BANANAS! He came back so nice and clean PEEL PEEL BANANAS! WOO! Where oh where has Jelly been PEEL BANANAS Jelly been PEEL PEEL BANANAS! WOO! Jelly been Where oh where has Jelly bean? YOU PEEL ‘EM TO THE LEFT Repeat subbing different bean names AND YOU PEEL ‘EM TO THE RIGHT for the dog. YOU PEEL ‘EM DOWN THE MIDDLE AND YOU Coffee UHH!! TAKE A BITE! Pinto Espresso GO BANANAS! Green GO, GO BANANAS – WOO! Jelly GO BANANAS! GO, GO BANANAS – WOO! BEETLES AND THE BED BUGS
BAZOOKA BUBBLE GUM I WOKE UP IN THE MY MOTHER GAVE ME A PENNY MORNING AND LOOKED SHE SAID GO BUY A LENNY UP ON THE WALL BUT I DIDN’T BUY THAT LENNY INSTEAD I BOUGHT BUBBLE GUM THE BEETLES AND THE (CHORUS): BAZOOKA - ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM BED BUGS WERE PLAYING BAZOOKA – ZOOKA BUBBLE GUM A GAME OF BALL
MY MOTHER GAVE ME A NICKLE THE SCORE WAS 6 TO NOTHING – SHE SAID TO BUY A PICKLE THE BEETLES WERE AHEAD BUT I DIDN’T BUY THAT PICKLE THE BED BUGS HIT A HOME RUN INSTEAD I BOUGHT BUBBLE GUM (CHORUS) AND KNOCKED ME OUT OF BED
MY MOTHER GAVE ME A DIME (CHORUS) SHE SAID TO BUY A LIME BUT I DIDN’T BUY THAT LIME I’M SINGING EENY-MEENY AND A INSTEAD I BOUGHT BUBBLE GUM MINEY-MO (CHORUS) CATCH A WIFFLE WAFFLE BY ITS TOE
MY MOTHER GAVE ME A QUARTER AND IF IT HOLLARS HOLLARS HOLLARS SHE SAID TO BUY SOME WATER LET IT GO BUT I DIDN’T BUY THAT WATER I’M SINGING EENY-MEENY AND A I BOUGHT BUBBLE GUM (CHORUS) MINEY-MO
MY MOTHER GAVE ME A DOLLAR I WENT DOWN TO THE CORNER SHE SAID TO BUY A COLLAR I DIDN’T BUY THAT COLLAR AND ORDERED HAM AND EGGS INSTEAD I BOUGHT BUBBLE GUM THE HAM WAS A-OKAY (CHORUS) BUT THE YOLKS RAN DOWN MY LEGS
MY MOTHER GAVE ME A FIVE (REPEAT CHORUS) SHE SAID TO STAY ALIVE BUT I DIDN’T STAY ALIVE INSTEAD I CHOKED ON BUBBLE GUM (CHORUS)
Birdie Song Hey hey bo-diddlin-bob I gotta get back to my job Way up in the sky With a basketball in my hand The little birds fly I'm gonna be like Michael Jor-dan [take Way down in the nest a basketball shot] The little birds rest With a wing on the left and a wing on the Michael Jor-dan right Chevy van The little bird sleeps all through the night Pizza man Shhh! They're sleep-ing I'm gonna be a pizza man The bright sun comes up THE DEW FALLS A-WAY Hey hey bo-diddlin-bob Good morning! Good Morning! The little I gotta get back to my job birds say. With nun-chucks in my hand With a wing on the left and a wing on the I'm gonna be like Jackie Chan [sweep right the air in front of you, karate stlye] The little bird sleeps all through the night Jackie chan
Michael Jor-dan Black Socks Chevy van Black socks they never get dirty Pizza man The longer you wear them the blacker the I'm gonna be a pizza man get Some day I think I shall wash them But something keeps telling me don’t do it yet BOOM CHICA BOOM Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet (Can be sung in a round) REPEAT EACH LINE I SAID A BOOM CHICA BOOM (TWICE) I SAID A BOOM CHICA ROCKA CHICA ROCKA CHICKA BOOM OH YEAH BO-DIDDLIN-BOB ALL RIGHT (Repeat Song) NEXT TIME Hey hey bo-diddlin-bob (MANY ACCENTS): I gotta get back to my job UNDER WATER With a pizza in my hand MOTOR CYCLE STYLE (VROOM CHICKA VROOM) I'm gonna be a pizza man [hold a pizza over BRITISH your shoulder, flat palm] BABY TALK JANITOR STYLE (BROOM SWEEPA BROOM) Pizza man DUCK (QUACK) I'm gonna be a pizza man REALLY LOUD REALLY QUIET
AUSTIN POWERS STYLE (BOOM CHICA BOOM Hey hey bo-diddlin-bob BABY) I gotta get back to my job ROCKET STYLE (ZOOM CHICA ZOOM) With my car keys in my hand I'm gonna drive a chevy van [one hand on the steering wheel]
Chevy van Pizza man I'm gonna be a pizza man
Bringing Home My Baby Bumble Bee Chocolate Chip Cookies I’m bring home my baby bumble bee They're made outta sugar, butter and flour Won’t my mommy be so proud of me You can bake 'em in the oven 'bout a quarter of an hour I’m bring home my baby bumble bee But the thing that gives them, their magical Ouch! It stung me! power, Are the Chocolate Chips inside I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee Boom Boom Boom Won’t my mommy be so proud of me CHORUS: I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee Chocolate Cookies Ugh! What a mess! You gotta have more You can bake 'em in the oven I’m licking up my baby bumble bee Or buy them at the store Won’t my mommy be so proud of me But whatever you do Have them waiting at the door, I’m licking up my baby bumble bee And I'll love ya till I die Eww! I feel sick! Boom Boom Boom
I’m puking up my baby bumble bee You can't have one Won’t my mommy be so proud of me You can't have two Once ya start a munchin I’m puking up my baby bumble bee There's a nothin you can do Yuck! What a mess! So clean off your plate And eat the crumbs too I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee And go out and buy some more Won’t my mommy be so proud of me Boom Boom Boom Repeat Chorus I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee Well, I won’t do that again! And when I die I don't want wings A golden halo BUMBLE BEE TUNA Or a harp that sings YUM YUM BUMBLE BEE Give me a book, a fire, BUMBLE BEE TUNA And someone who will bring me I LOVE BUMBLE BEE Chocolate chip cookies all day BUMBLE BEE TUNA Boom Boom Boom YUM YUM BUMBLE BEE Repeat Chorus BUMBLE BEE TUNA LOVE THAT SANDWICH MADE WITH BUMBLE BEE EARLY IN THE MORNING- repeat song (CLAP – CLAP – PAUSE – CLAP – CLAP) EARLY IN THE MORNING (repeat) REPEAT WHEN I’M FAST ASLEEP
I HEARD A LITTLE BIRDIE Calimine Lotion GOING TWEETY TWEET Calimine, Calimine, Calimine Lotion AND THAT LITTLE BIRDIE Ooo, no no no not the lotion HAD A FUNNY NAME Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy IT WAS CALLED Think I got one on my back-y Quick, get the bug spray! I think he went that way! Fwssst. Ugh. I got that bug. IGA – FLYGA – FLEEGA – FLYGA ISHKA – BISHKA – NYGA – NYGA IGA – FLYA – FLEEGA – FLYGA BIRDIE
FROGGIE From EAST TO WEST CAT CHORUS: CAT DOG NA NA NA NA NA CAT DOG MOUSE NA NA NA NA NA NA FROGGIE!!! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA LITTLE GREEN FROGGIES LIKE TO EAT FROM EAST TO WEST SPIDERS TRIPLE C IS THE BEST TICKS AND FLEAS ARE SCRUMPDIDLYISHIS I SAID FROM EAST TO WEST JUMP JUMP JUMP LITTLE FROGGIE TRIPLE C IS THE BEST RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT CROAK (CAN BE DONE LOUDER AND SOFTER OVER CHORUS AND OVER) FROM THE BUS TO THE POOL TRIPLE C IS REALLY COOL (REPEAT) Flea Fly II CHORUS Flea!(echo) Flea, Fly!(echo) FROM “H” TO ASTRO Flea, Fly, Flo!(echo) TRIPLE C’S THE PLACE TO GO Feista! (echo) (REPEAT)
Cooma-lada, Cooma-lada, Cooma-lada CHORUS Feista. (echo) Oh, no, no, no, not the Feista. (echo) FROM SEA TO SEA Eenie Meanie, Decimeanie, Ooh Walla walla TRIPLE C IS THE PLACE TO BE (REPEAT) Meanie. (echo)
Exameanie, Zalameanie, Ooh Walla walla! CHORUS (echo) I said a- FROM STATE TO STATE Beet Billy Oaten Boaten, Bo-bo ba-deeten TRIPLE C IS REALLY GREAT dotin, Bo-bo ba-deeten dotin,OH (REPEAT) CHORUS Hi, My Name is Joe Hi, my name is Joe FROM HOT DOG TO BUN And I work in a button factory TRIPLE C IS SO MUCH FUN I got a wife and dog and a family I SAID FROM HOT DOG TO BUN One day, my boss said to me and said Hi Joe, are TRIPLE C IS NUMBER 1!!! ya busy I said no So I pushed the button with my right hand HERMAN THE WORM Make a push gesture with the right hand. Repeat I WAS SITTIN’ ON A FENCEPOST song adding new body parts to push with and CHEWIN’ MY BUBBLE GUM keep doing all actions simultaneously. (MAKE CHEWING NOISES) PLAYIN’ WITH MY YO-YO DOO-WOP DOO-WOP (YO-YO UP AND DOWN) AND ALONG COMES HERMAN THE WORM AND HE WAS THIS BIG (SHOW SIZE WITH INDEX FINGER AND THUMB) AND I SAID “HERMAN! WHAT HAPPENED?” HE SAID “WELL, I ATE A FLY!” HUMPTY DUMPTY
(REPEAT VERSES 1-7 BUT MAKE HERMAN LARGER. JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL EACH TIME THROUGH HERMAN TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER SHOULD GET LARGER AND EAT SOMETHING JACK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS CROWN LARGER.) SAID, “UGH AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW?!”
AFTER HERMAN IS AS BIG AS YOU WANT, CHORUS: (TWO TIMES) YOU CAN END THE SONG. HUMPTY DUMP, HUMP HUMP DEE DUMPTY DUMPTY SITTIN’ ON A FENCEPOST CHEWIN’ MY BUBLE GUM (CHEWING NOISES) LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON HER TUFFET EATIN’ HER CURDS AND WHEY PLAYIN’ WITH MY YO-YO ALONG CAME A SPIDER THAT SAT DOO-WOP DOO-WOP DOWN BESIDE HER AND ALONG COMES HERMAN THE WORM SAID “UGH, AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW?!” HE WAS THIS BIG (MAKE HIM TINY) CHORUS (TWO TIMES) AND I SAID, “HERMAN, WHAT HAPPENED?” HE SAID, “I BURPED!” CINDERELLA DRESSED IN YELLOW, WENT UPSTAIRS WHAT HE CAN EAT TO KISS HER FELLOW A FLY MADE A MISTAKE AND KISSED A SNAKE A FROG SAID “UGH, AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW?” A CAT A DOG CHORUS (TWO TIMES) A HORSE A COW LITTLE JACK HORNER ELEPHANT SAT IN HIS CORNER THEN HE BURPS!! EATING HIS CHRISTMAS PIE HE STUCK IN HIS THUMB AND PULLED OUT A PLUM, THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BUCKET SAID “UGH AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW?!”
Liza: Henry! Fetch me some water please! CHORUS (TWO TIMES) Henry: There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza, dear Liza There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza, a hole. HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL, Liza: Well, mend it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL Henry, well, mend it dear Henry, dear Henry, mend it. ALL THE KING’S HORSES Henry: With what shall I mend it ...(repeat names, AND ALL THE KING’S MEN tasks, or questions as above) SAID “UGH, AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW?!” Liza: With a straw dear Henry ... Henry: The straw is too long ... CHORUS (TWO TIMES) Liza: Well, cut it dear Henry ... Henry: With what shall I cut it ... Liza: With an knife dear Henry ... I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS Henry: The knife is too dull dear Liza . Liza: Well, sharpen it dear Henry ... (Can be sung as a round) Henry: With what shall I sharpen it ... I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS, Liza: With a stone dear Henry ... Henry: The stone is too dry dear Liza ... I LOVE THE ROLLING HILLS Liza: Well, wet it dear Henry ... I LOVE THE DAISIES, I LOVE THE DAFFODILS Henry: With what shall I wet it ... I LOVE THE FIRESIDE; Liza: With water dear Henry ... WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW Henry: In what shall I fetch it ... Liza: In a bucket dear Henry ... BOOM DE ADA; BOOM DE ADA; BOOM DE ADA; Henry: There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza BOOM DE ADA; BOOM DE ADA; BOOM DE ADA; BOOM DE ADA; BOOM DE ADA
LITTLE GREEN FROGGIES I’M A NUT ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY I’M A LITTLE ACORN ROUND TINY LITTLE FROGGIES LAYING ON THE COLD, COLD GROUND SITTIN’ IN A PUDDLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN EVERYBODY STEPS ON ME EATIN’ ALL THE TINY LITTLE WORMS THAT IS WHY I’M CRACKED YOU SEE AND SPIDERS
CHORUS GO GO GO LITTLE FROGGIE I’M A NUT (CLICKING SOUND WITH YOUR TONGUE) GO GO GO LITTLE FROGGIE I’M A NUT (CLICKING SOUND WITH YOUR TONGUE) I’M A NUT, I’M A NUT, I’M A NUT (CLICKING SOUND NEXT VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST! WITH YOUR TONGUE)
CALLED MYSELF ON THE TELEPHONE UNDERWATER STYLE JUST TO SEE IF I WAS HOME MAKES IT A WHOLE LOT WORSE ASKED MYSELF OUT ON A DATE TOLD MYSELF I COULDN’T BE LATE (REPEAT SONG WITH THAT ACCENT) OTHER ACCENTS: CHORUS ENGLISH TOOK MYSELF TO THE PICTURE SHOW BABY TALK SAT MYSELF IN THE VERY FIRST ROW COUNTRY WRAPPED MY ARMS AROUND MYSELF GOT SO FRESH I SLAPPED MY MYSELF LITTLE RED WAGON CHORUS You can’t ride in my little red wagon Front seats broken Jump Shake Your Booty And the axle's dragging Person 1: Hey (insert name here) CHUG!...CHUG!…CHUG! Person 2: Hey what Person 1: Hey (insert name here) SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST Person 2: Hey what A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE Person 1: Shake your booty LOT WORSE! Person 2: No way Person 1: Shake your booty Repeat as many as times as Person 2: Ok! you would like...
Person 2 gets up as everyone sings: MILK SONG Jump shake your booty, Give me a long M Jump jump shake your booty, M...... Jump shake your booty, Give me a short m Jump jump shake your booty M (CHORUS) Person 2 then becomes person 1 and person don't want no pop no pop don't want no tea no tea 2 becomes person 3 and continues don't want no pop
don't want no tea just give me milk moo moo moo moo (one person sticks
out thumbs and another pulls them as if milking a cow) wisconsin milk A Luke Skywalker, and a Jaba the Hutt, moo moo moo moo Give me a long I pizza the hutt, pizza the hutt I...... a luke sky chicken, and a pizza the hutt, mc vadar, mc vadar, Give me a short i a luke skychichen and a pizza the hutt I (CHORUS) Actions Pizza Hut - Make shape of a hut in the air Give me a long L Kentucky Fried- Flap elbows up and down in L...... the manner of a demented chicken give me a short L McDonalds - Put hands on top of head and bridge out and down to produce the "Golden L Arches" (CHORUS) Jaba the Hutt- make a big stomach with your hands Give me a long K Luke Skywalker- pretend to swing a lightsaber K...... Darth Vader- say in a deep voice while covering give me a short k your mouth K (CHORUS) PURPLE STEW I’m making a purple stew Give me a long milk Whip, whip, whip, whip MILK...... I’m making a purple stew give me a short milk Whip, whip, whip, whip mike don't want no pop no pop With purple potatoes and purple don't want no tea no tea tomatoes don't want no pop I’m making a purple stew don't want no tea Whip, whip, whip, whip just give me milk And I need you moo moo moo moo (one person sticks out (Repeats) thumbs and another pulls them as if milking a cow) wisconsin milk SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS moo moo moo moo Captain: ARE YOU READY KIDS? Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN Captain:I CAN’T HEAR YOU!! PIZZA HUT/JABA THE HUTT Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN Captain: O . . . . WHO LIVES IN A A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut Kids: SPONGE BOB – SQUARE PANTS A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut Captain: ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut COARSE IS HE McDonald's, McDonald's Kids: SPONGE BOB – SQUARE PANTS Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut Captain:IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE IS McDonald's, McDonald's SOMETHING YOU WISH Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut Kids: SPONGE BOB – SQUARE PANTS Captain: THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP Jaba the Hutt, Jaba the Hutt LIKE A FISH A Luke Skywalker, and a Jaba the Hutt, Kids: SPONGE BOB – SQUARE PANTS Jaba the Hutt, Jaba the Hutt SPONGE BOB – SQUARE PANTS A Luke Skywalker, and a Jaba the Hutt, SPONGE BOB – SQUARE PANTS Darth Vadar, Darth Vadar, A Luke Skywalker, and a Jaba the Hutt, Darth Vadar, Darth Vadar,
Oh I wish I was a little mosquito Stay on the Happy Side [mosquito] A spontaneous participation song that features knock- Oh I wish I was a little mosquito knock jokes yelled from the audience and a silly [mosquito] chorus. I’d go bitey bitey bitey under everbody’s nighty Chorus: Stay on the Happy Side, Oh I wish I was a little mosquito Always on the Happy Side, [mosquito] Stay on the sunny side of life na-nanananana You'll feel no pain as we drive you insane, Oh I wish I was a fishy in a well If you stay on the happy side of life. [in a well] Oh I wish I was a fishy in a well Verse: [in a well] Knock-Knock (joke teller yells this) I’d go scooty scooty scooty, without Who's there? (everyone else yells back) Cantaloupe even my swimsuity Cantaloupe who? Oh I wish I was a fishy in a well I cantaloupe--I'm already married! [in a well] HA HA HA HAA (everyone pretends to laugh) Oh I wish I was a little tweety bird Chorus: [tweety bird] Oh I wish I was a little tweety bird Verse: Add in many knock-knock jokes [tweety bird] SQUIRTY ORANGE I’d sit up on my steeple, and I’d doo- doo on the people Oh I wish I was a little squirty orange Oh I wish I was a little tweety bird [squirty orange] [tweety bird] Oh I wish I was a little squirty orange [squirty orange] I’d go squirty squirty squirty over TAPS everybody’s shirty Day is done, Oh I wish I was a little squirty orange [squirty orange] Gone the sun, From the lakes, Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap From the hills, [bar of soap] From the sky, Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap All is well, [bar of soap] Safely rest, I’d go slippy slippy slidey over everybody’s God is nigh heiny, Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap TARZAN [bar of soap] TARZAN SWINGING FROM A RUBBER BAND Oh I wish I was a little sip of coke CRASHED INTO A FRYING PAN OOO THAT HURT!! [sip of coke] Oh I wish I was a little sip of coke NOW TARZAN [sip of coke] HAS A TAN I’d go down with a slurp and I’d come up AND I HOPE IT DOESN’T PEEL LIKE A BANANA with a burp Oh I wish I was a little sip of coke NOW JANE [sip of coke] CRUISIN’ IN HER AEROPLANE CRASHED INTO A TRAFFIC LANE THE AMAZING DAY SONG OOO THAT HURT!!! (To the Tune of Traa La La Boom Dee
NOW JANE Aye) HAS A PAIN AND TARZAN COUNSELOR: HEY TRIPLE C! HAS A TAN IT IS AN AMAZING DAY! AND I HOPE IT DOESN’T PEEL CAMPERS: WHAT KIND OF DAY? LIKE A BANANA COUNSELOR: IT’S A NOW CHEETAH ( SUNNY/RAINY/GEORGOUS, ETC) ROCKING TO THE BEAT – AH AMAZING DAY! FELL INTO A PIZZA OOO THAT HURT!!! TRA LA LA BOOM DEE AYE
NOW CHEETAH IT IS A (SUNNY/RAINY/GEORGOUS, ETC) IS VELVEETA DAY AND JANE AND I’S SO GLAD TO BE HAS A PAIN RIGHT HERE AT Triple C Camp AND TARZAN TRA LA LA BOOM DEE O HAS A TAN AND I HOPE IT DOESN’T PEEL THIS MUCH I SURELY KNOW LIKE A BANANA SINCE IT SO (SUNNY/RAINY/GEORGOUS, ETC) OUT TEAPOT SONG I’M GOING TO SCREAM AND SHOUT!!! I’m a little teapot, Short and stout, Here is my handle, The Beaver Call Here is my spout, Beaver One, Beaver All, When I get all steamed up, Lets all do the Beaver call, Here me shout! (Make Beaver Teeth with your hands in front of your mouth) while singing Nyuck, I’m a little teapot! Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck,Nyuck, Nyuck Teapot! Teapot! Teapot! I’m a little teapot! Beaver 2 ,Beaver 3, Teapot! Teapot! Teapot! Lets all climb the Beaver tree, (Imitate Twinkle, twinkle, little star! Climbing a tree) while singing Nyuck, How I wonder, what you are. Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck,Nyuck, Nyuck Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the the sky. Beaver 4, Beaver 5, Lets all do the Beaver Jive, (Do a hand jive I’m a little teapot! in coordination with your "Nyucks") while Teapot! Teapot! Teapot! singing Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, I’m a little teapot! Nyuck,Nyuck, Nyuck Teapot! Teapot! Teapot!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G Beaver Six, Beaver Seven, H, I, J, K, L, M , N, O, P Lets all go to Beaver Heaven, (Flap your Q, R, S, T, U, V arms like little Beaver Angel wings and W, X, Y, Z float around) while singing Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck,Nyuck, Nyuck I’m a little teapot! Teapot! Teapot! Teapot! Beaver Eight, Beaver Nine I’m a little teapot! Stop!! Its BEAVER TIME!!! (Break out in Teapot! Teapot! Teapot! your favorite Break Dance Moves...The
Inch Worm works nicely!)
THE GREEN GRASS GROWS ALL I TOOK A SIP AND HE WENT DOWN THERE WAS A TREE (REPEAT) RIGHT THROUGH MY PIPES ALL IS THE WOOD (REPEAT) HE MUST HAVE DROWNED THE PRETTIEST LITTLE TREE (REPEAT) TOGETHER: I TOOK A SIP THAT YOU EVER DID SEE (REPEAT) AND HE WENT DOWN,
CHORUS: RIGHT THROUGH MY PIPES, THE TREE IN A HOLE HE MUST HAVE DROWNED AND THE HOLE IN THE GROUND AND THE GREEN GRASS GROWS ALL HE WAS MY PAL AROUND, HE WAS MY FRIEND ALL AROUND, AND THE GREEN GRASS BUT NOW HE’S GONE GROWS ALL AROUND AND THAT’S THE END TOGETHER: HE WAS MY PAL, AND ON THAT TREE (REPEAT) HE WAS MY FRIEND, THERE WAS A LIMB (REPEAT) BUT NOW HE’S GONE THE PRETTIEST LITTLE LIMB (REPEAT) AND THAT’S THE END!!! THAT YOU EVER DID SEE (REPEAT) NOW DON’T YOU FRET THE LIMB ON THE TREE, AND DON’T YOU FEAR THE TREE IN A HOLE THE LITTLEST WORM AND THE HOLE IN THE GROUND HAS SCUBA GEAR
TOGETHER: NOW DON’T YOU FRET CHORUS AND DON’T YOU FEAR, AND ON THAT LIMB (REPEAT) THE LITTLEST WORM HAS SCUB GEAR THERE WAS A BRANCH (REPEAT) The Moose Song CHORUS There was a moose He liked to drink a lot o’ juice AND ON THAT BRANCH . . . . THERE WAS A There was a moo-oose NEST . . . . He liked to drink a lot o’ juice AND IN THAT NEST . . . THERE WAS AN EGG . . .
AND IN THAT EGG . . . THERE WAS A BIRD . . . AND ON THAT BIRD . . . THERE WAS A WING . . Chorus . Singing whoa-oh wail AND ON THAT WING . . . THERE WAS A Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh FEATHER . . . Way-oh way-oh AND ON THAT FEATHER . . . Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh THERE WAS A BUG . . . AND ON THAT BUG . . . THERE The moose’s name was Fred WAS A GERM . . . He liked to drink his juice in bed AND ON THAT GERM . . . THERE The moose’s name was Fre-ed WAS A SMILE He liked to drink his juice in bed
CHorus THE LITTLEST WORM THE LITTLEST WORM I EVER SAW He drank his juice with care WAS STUCK INSIDE MY SODA STRAW But he got it in his hair TOGETHER: THE LITTLEST WORM He drank his juice with ca-are I EVER SAW WAS STUCK INSIDE But he got it in his hair MY SODA STRAW chorus HE SAID TO ME, DON’T TAKE A SIP FOR IF YOU DO I’LL SURELY SLIP Now he’s a sticky moose TOGETHER: HE SAID TO ME and he’s on the looooooooooooooose DON’T TAKE A SIP FOR IF YOU DO, I’LL SURELY SLIP
THE PRINCESS PAT (REPEAT SONG) Boom-boom didum datum whatum chu THE PRINCESS PAT LIVED IN A TREE And they swam and they swam SHE SAILED ACROSS Right over the dam THE SEVEN SEAS SHE SAILED ACROSS Repeat, decreasing the number of THE CHANNEL TOO fishies each time, till they are all gone. AND TOOK WITH HER A RIGGABAMBOO THREE LITTLE SHORT NECK BUZZARDS (Repeat Song) CHORUS: Three little short neck buzzards sitting in a A RIGGABAMBOO dead tree NOW WHAT IS THAT One has flownnnnnn away IT’S SOMETHING MADE Whatever shall we do. BY THE PRINCESS PAT Two little short neck buzzards sitting in a IT’S RED AND GOLD dead tree AND PURPLE TOO One has flownnnnnn away THAT’S WHY IT’S CALLED Whatever shall we do. A RIGGABAMBOO One little short neck buzzards sitting in a NOW CAPTAIN JACK dead tree HAD A MIGHTY FINE CREW One has flownnnnnn away HE SAILED ACROSS Whatever shall we do. THE CHANNEL TOO BUT HIS SHIP SANK No little short neck buzzards sitting in a AND YOURS WILL TOO dead tree IF YOU DON’T BRING One has reeeeeturned A RIGGABAMBOO Let us reeeeejoice.
CHORUS One little short neck buzzard sitting in a dead tree NOW PRINCESS PAT One has reeeeturned SAW CAPTAIN JACK Let us reeeeeejoice SHE REELED HIM IN AND BROUGHT HIM BACK Two little short neck buzzard sitting in a SHE SAVED HIS LIFE dead tree AND HIS CREW TOO One has reeeeturned DO YOU KNOW HOW? Let us reeeeeejoice A RIGGABAMBOO Reeeeeeeeeeejoice.
Three Fishies Song TRIPLE C BEAT Down in a meadow in an itty-bitty pond WE’VE GOT THE BEAT (CLAP CLAP) Swam three little fishies and a mama fishie THAT MIGHTY TRIPLE C BEAT (CLAP too CLAP) Mama fishie. Said, said, "Swim if you can." IT GOES And they swam and they swam (SLAP SLAP CLAP CLAP SLAP SLAP CLAP Right over the dam SNAP CLAP SLAP) Boom-boom didum datum whatum chu SLAP – YOUR LEGS Boom-boom didum datum whatum chu CLAP – YOUR HANDS Boom-boom didum datum whatum chu SNAP – YOUR FINGERS TRIPLE C SONG WISHY WASHY WASHER WOMAN OH TRIPLE C CAMP Lots of motions and actions IS THE TRUEST AND THE BEST AND WE KEEP THINGS GOIN’ WAY DOWN IN THE VALLEY WHERE AND WE NEVER TAKE A REST NOBODY GOES LIVES A WISHY-WASHY WASHER AND WE HAVE ONE YELL WOMAN WASHIN’ HER CLOTHES AND WE YELL IT ALL TOGETHER AND IT GOES LIKE THIS SHE GOES “OOH! AH! OOH! AH!” AND THAT’S HOW THE WASHER- “TRIPLE C FOREVER!!!” WOMAN WASHES HER CLOTHES!!! BUMP BA-DA-DA-DA GREAT CAMP!! WHADEL A CHA- COOCHY COOCHY CO WHADEL A CHA- COOCHY COOCHY CO WADDLE LEE AH CHA Waddle lee ah cha YEAH!! Waddle lee ah cha Doodle lee do YOGI BEAR (Tune - "Camptown Doodle lee do Races")
Waddle lee ah cha I know someone you don't know, Waddle lee ah cha Yogi, Yogi, Doodle lee do I know someone you don't know, Doodle lee do Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear, Simplest thing Yogi, Yogi Bear, Isn’t much to it I know someone you don't know, All you got to do is Yogi, Yogi Bear. Doodle lee do it Yogi has a little friend, I like the rest BooBoo, BooBoo, Bear... but the part I like best goes doodle lee Yogi has a sweet girlfriend, Doodle lee, Do Woo Cindy, Cindy Bear...
Yogi lived in Jellystone, WAY UP IN THE SKY Jelly, Jellystone... WAY UP IN THE SKY THE BIG BIRDIES FLY Yogi has an enemy, WHILE DOWN IN THE NEST Ranger, Ranger Smith... THE LITTLE BIRDIES REST Yogi has a favorite food, UP COMES THE SUN Picnic basket THE DEW GOES AWAY (deep voice) GULP! “GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING” THE LITTLE BIRDIES SAY
THE PENGUIN SONG
If you wanna be a penguin, A penguin you can be! If you wanna be a penguin, Then do it just like me!
Penguin’s attention! Penguin’s Salute!
Right Flipper (make a penguin arm)
If you wanna be a penguin, A penguin you can be! If you wanna be a penguin, Then do it just like me!
Penguin’s attention! Penguin’s Salute!
Right Flipper (make a penguin arm) Left Flipper
Repeat the song adding in the following commands: Right Foot (kick your foot) Left Foot Bob your head Turn around
(to end the song the last command can be to SIT DOWN!)