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Reportage 4 Scoreboard 26 Departments Computer Science House receives Lacrosse puts together a team effort Letters 6 Clipper microprocessor from in the destruction of SUNY Alhany. Zodiac 12 Faircnild Corporation. Tough times for the men's team Tab Ads 28 Japanese Ambassador, Hideyoshi tennis, as their inexperience causes Bloom County 29 Ukawa, gave a sp>eech on U.S.Japan early season disappointments. What's Happening 30 relations and the economy of The nasty weather put an end to the Cover: Japan. 1987 RIT Invitational before it McFarlane visits for a third time begins. Season opens tomorrow at after an attempted suicide . Feature 16 Binghamton. Photos By: APO sponsored M.D.A. Dance .Steve Freeman MArathon which proved to be a great time for a great cause. Reproview 21 Ringling Brothers and Bamum and Bailey bring their clowns to town. The Pyramid presents a weekend of unique music and dance. Crossing the styles of Led Zeppelin and RUN D.M.C. proves quite interesting as the Beastie Boys do on Licensed to III. Musically revamped. Rank and File create a diversely rich, new sound. Whoopi Goldberg doesn't ' steal" much of anything in Burglar.
REPRORLE Student Directorate's biggest (only?) "accurately reflect student perfor- The SD proposal has merit, more so accomplishment this year has been to mance," then this proposal only does in the undertaking than in their spark a lively debate concerning half the job. Next, SD contends the solution. Through their efforts, they academic grading. What SD is policy will stop grade inflation/de have brought the current grade policy proposing, according to their llation by whole grade increments. under scrutiny. A policy many are not advertising would "more accurately While it will not deflate grades by happy with. Student Directorate now reflect student performance," "no anything, it could potentially raise has my opinion, what they need is longer artificially inflate or deflate averages by 03 in some cases. This can feedback from other students. Do you grades by whole increments," "give the not really be considered grade want to keep the current system? Do faculty the added flexibility to give inflation as all of RIT would be evalu you like SD's proposal? Do you have a students the grades they deserve." ated using the same system. As a better idea' To do their job, they need I'm not so sure. The first statement student with less than exemplary to know. concerns accuracy. And the SD grades this "CPA boosting* part of their proposal is only partially effective The rationale is appealing. proposal rewards students who just The third statement assumes missed getting a higher grade. But the faculty do not already have a free hand policy, as I understand it, does not in determining students' grades. What likewise admonish a student who just about curves, dropped tests, mandatory barely 'made' the higher grade. To attendance, class participation, etc^ All Because of press deadlines, xve are unable to reward a student who almost got the these are used by professors Institute cover McFarlane's third visit to RIT in this grade, and not to punish the student wide to justify a grade other than what issue. His lecture, and a number of other that just squeezed by insults my sense the numeric average would deem related issues will be covered in next Friday's of fairness. If the objective is to appropriate REPORTER.
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Al letters received are the property of REPORTER Magazine • REPORTER lakes pride in its membership in the Associated Collegiate Press and the American Civil Liberties Union • © 1987 REPORTER MAGAZINE. Al rights reserved No portion of this magazine may be reproduced without prior written permission from REPORTER 3 REPORTER REPORTAGE Magazine Japan's Ambassador Lecturing In Ingle Editorin-Chief Kevin Minnick Last week Hideyoshi Ukawa, the Japanese can be a legitimate concern for the rest of Ambassador to the United States, spoke to the world." Many U.S. companies have Managing Editor students and faculty in the Ingle adoptedjapanese business practices in the Steve Waterloo Auditorium at the RIT (lollege Union. hope that they will increase efficiency and Senior Writer Ukawa spoke on Japan and the World production." Economy and United Statesjapanese relations. Japan has received much criticism Bill Amstutz Although the U.S. and Japan have lately for the dichotomy which exists News Editor vastly different cultural roots, Ukawa between its fantastic national wealth and James Ferme stated that, "We are two of the most its contribution to less fortunate countries dynamic and progressive countries in the around the world. According to Ukawa, Copy Editor world. In our students we see the world." "We have the third largest foreign aid Marco Abundo Ukawa attended the University of budget in the world behind the U.S. and News Writers Tokyo where he is presently a professor of France." So much for Japanese frugality. Law. He went to Oxford University and When questioned on Japanese citizens' Maxine Isaacson exposure to the rest of the world, Ukawa Mark Tiffeny joined the Japanese Foreign Service in Brian Dempsey 1954. Rising quickly through the ranks, he replied, "Last year, five million Japanese specialized in economics and became a traveled abroad and there are now half a Entertainment Editor world's leader in the field. Ukawa was million Japanese citizens living overseas." Jim Winiarski member of the Tokyo Economics His point clearly illustrated that Japan is Entertainment Writers Roundtable in 1970. During the interview interested in what goes on outside her Ukawa attempted to diffuse a potentially shores. Kris Arqento Craig Veconi volatile session of hostile questioning by John White Tom Mineo Ukawa displayed a thorough illustrating how much Japan buys from the Paul Cocuzzi Suzanne Shade knowledge of both cultures and United States. He bagan by stating that enlightened all who attended his dis- Sports Editor "Japan buys more U.S.-manufactured cussion. He closed by quoting Japanese Robert A Saizer goods than the United Kingdom and West Prime Minister Nakasone: "Japan cannot Sports Writers Germnay combined." remain an island forever." It appears that The Ambassador proceeded to japan has already built bridges to the rest Chris Martin of the world. • Jeff Gibb describe how a citizen of Japan would go Greg House through a normal day using American Mamie Salisbury goods. He stated, "A typical Japanese will start his day washing with Ivory soap, Photo Editor shaving with Shick, and eating bread made Clipper Processor Steven Q Freeman with American wheat for breakfast. At the The Advanced Research Croup of Cartoonist office he will use a copier made by Xerox. Computer Science House recently For lunch he will have a Coke and go to Mike Kerwin received a new donation from Fairchild McDonald's or Kentucky Fried Chicken. Corporation to continue the project they Production Manager The ladies will use make up made by Max have been working on. They are building Annamarie Daane Factor and tissue make by Kleenex. At a superfast micromainframe computer for night he will go to the disco to listen to Production Staff Computer Science House which will be Michael Jackson and drink Wil Turkey based on Fairchild's Clipper micro- Ellis J. Canal Beth Ploeger bourbon. On the weekend the baby will be processor (a computer's "thinking' unit) Deirdre Campbell Jeff Reichert dressed in Pampers by his mother while which is the fastest processor on the Jill Clause Karen Zagorski the children beg their father to take them Scott Traylor Linda Crankshaw computer market. The new donation of to Tokyo Disneyland. Should they go, they George Daniels Jordan Neuringer two Clipper modules ammounts to must not forget their American Express Advertlslnfl Manager approximately $5,000. The Advanced Card. This is what we call the Coca- Research Croup (ARC), is composed of Colanization of Japan." This detailed Victoria Vavrinec Frank Ciuffrida, an electrical engineering example of Japanese life helped to shed Advertising Representative major, Paul Netzband, Steve Adams and light on just how much the United States Brad Werner, who are computer science Robert Williams influences Japan. majors. Paul Netzband explains, "In Business Manager Ukawa concluded his discussion of August of 1985, we were looking for a Brad Pietras U.S.Japanese trade with two major processor on which to base our next Collections examples of imports. He stated, "Japan system that we were going to build for imports 64 percent of the total beef Computer Science House. At about that Kathy Salerrro exported from the United States. We also same time, Fairchild announced the Distribution Staff import 50 percent of the grapefruit crop Clipper. It was by far the best thing we had Andy Minnick that the U.S. exports." seen at that point... This seemed to be Mark Contirro Business practices in Japan have long something so new that it was not going to Advisor been observed by the United States and be outdated in the next three years, so we other countries. Ukawa confirmed this by pretty much decided to build a system Elaine Spaull stating. "Systems and practices in Japan around it. We formally got the project April 10. 1987 Compiled by: Adnan Derti Alan Grossman team together in December of 1985 and real computer system to replace the 11/70's branches of ROTC on campus. Last started working on the project from a that we have with some real hardware." Tuesday, two field representatives from technical standpoint in March of 1986." Almost every room at Computer Science Digital Equipment Corporation came to The group wrote programs which actually House has a terminal through which floor see the facilities and the status of the simulated the presence of a Clipper members use the computer systems. Clipper project. module. They showed their work to Another project ARC is currently working Ihe Clipper project has meant Fairchild who delivered two prototype on is the Stand Alone Clipper System, or sacrifices to the Advanced Research Clipper processors to ARC in August of SACS. Ciuffrida explains, 'Its purpose is Croup. They have dedicated almost all of 1986. In late March of this year, two new, to show that we can put a high speed their time and money to the project. updated modules were received. computer not only onto your desk, but we According to Frank Ciuffrida, they have Frank Ciuffrida, who has done all of can put it into your hand. We will build a given to the project "just about every free the hardware work, says, "The objective (of system that is capable of sustaining five moment of time we have besides living, the Clipper project) is to build the fastest times a VAX (computer system's) school and sleeping," while he adds that computer on campus. But more than that, performance, sits in the palm of your hand they would welcome help. He says, "if there it is basically to get super minicomputer and runs on batteries." are any students on campus who are performance onto a desktop, where The Clipper project has attracted particularly talented in C, Unix, or typically now, it is in large computer many visitors to Oimputer Science House. hardware, or all three, we'd be interested." rooms. We're going to put all that stuff Ciuffrida says that CSH is a stop on RIT's Paul Netzband says, "Right now, I'm just onto a desk where a single user or maybe itinerary for visitors. These inlude working part-time. I'm not taking classes, two p>eople can use it." He continues, "And representatives from different divisions not working full-time, not making real as far as obtaining those gosfls, we're well within Fairchild, the president and vice- money, just living on whatever, just so I on our way." Computer Science House's president of Intergraph Corporation, have a big chunk of time available for this. current systems include two DFC PDF which donated the equipment in the CAD Due to what we're doing, that large a time 11/70's which are older versions of the (Computer Aided Design) lab in the committment is needed. We're up late a computers in the Cinevax and Vaxpopuli Engineering Building, and Bill joy, one of lot." He continues, "It's very ambitious computer labs. CSH also owns the Laser, the creators of the Berkeley Unix with four people; very, very ambitious to similar to a mini-mainframe, which operating system. Recently, the director of say the least." He concludes, "We are here Ciuffrida built entirely. He adds, "The computer systems for the CIA visited ARC, all the time. Every day. Cotta be." • whole objective of this project is to get a as did representatives from the different If you see news happening, call RJTis our new
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system even if Jose's was installed. They're It was my intention to have these five A Closer Look not about to give grades away. Tab Ads published in the DISTORTER and Also, will other CPA-dependent things not the RiTORTER. The Tab Ads were I don't buy this grade change thing. I think change? Will it become tougher to get on intended to be part of the "tastelessness that it's being unfairly represented by the the Dean's List? (After all, if you can have and offensive nature" of the DISTORTER. Student Directorate. Let's look at the a 3.25 where you used to get a 3.0, wouldn't After reviewing the Tab Ads, I realize changes being proposed. it only stand to reason that Dean's List that they are too abusive and too j>eTM}nal, Basically what the SD wants is to add would be moved up to 3.25?) And what and should never have been submitted. I finer granularity to our grading systems. about probation? Would that change too? would like to apologize publically to the Fine. So you break down the grading Let's not go into this blind. These parties involved: Julie Harris, Francie system into more divisions. Where we now matters shov.ld be ironed out in advance DeSarno, and John Athans. I would also have 4 divisions (A.BjC.D) between 60 100. and we, the voters, should be informed. like to apologize to Alpha Xi Delu. we'd have 7 (A.A/B,B,B/C.C.C/D,D). Let's work out the math on these things: John WhiU Scott J. Sullivan 4 grades divided into 40 points » Fifth-year Computer Science 10 points per grade. Taxing Is Wrong 7 grades divided into 40 points = Help Or Hurt? (roughly) 5.7 points per grade. This is in response to those who have Given that, here are the proposed I would like to express my displeasure with problems with my letter to REPORTER, point spreads: the new grading policy that the Student "Start Smoking Again" (3/27/87, the one 60 - 65.7 D Directorate is trying to push. If anything, about AIDS). I will not deal with the 65.8-708 C/D I feel that the policy is directed to help accusations that I fear or am out to get 70.9 -76.6 C those who are not doing their best and homosexuals, drug users, etc; wish to see 76.7 - 82.4 B/C hurt those who are trying to. The policy human beings with AIDS die or know 825 - 88.2 B now is definately in the student's best nothing about AIDS. Frankly, these things 885 - 94 A/B interest if they are trying to do well, which don't make a damn bit of difference to my 94.1 - 100 A I expect is what everyone wants to do. If argument. Explaining what does make a Well, I guess Student Directorate's this new grading policy goes into effect, difference is the objective of this letter. jicture of the student getting an A/B grade the chances of getting an A in any class will This letter will outline why taxes should :"or an 89 is true. But what they don't show go down incredibly. Theoretically speak- not be used to help bear the costs of you is that getting a 93 under the propiosed ing, if the teacher uses a straight 90 - 100 treating suffering individuals; it will grading system also gives you an A/B. Who, for an A, it will become 95 - 100 to get an simply refer to "suffering individuals" looks a little less attractive now, doesn't it? A. Achieving that in courses would be (please substitute any disease, illness or, I spoke with Jose Arevalo, our SD extremely difficult no matter what kind of with modification, any government Chairman, and he said that this wasn't the student you are Now look at the other end program for the term "suffering proposed system at all. The proposed of the spectrum. Student's who are not individuals"). system works like this: doing well, for whatever reason, won't have I will take the unfortunately rare to worry as much about getting on Six grades (A/B,B,B/CjC.C/D,D) divided position of focusing not on the end results probation. The policy helps those who are into 30 points (60-90). Under this system, of tax revenue (who is helped/hurt, what doing work at probation level get out of there would be a new grade every 5 points is paid for) but the means itself, taxation. probation. The idea of probation isto get from 60 through 90 and from 90 to 100 There are two ways individuals can students to do better. With this policy, if there would only be one, an A. help suffering individuals: charity and a student does work at what's considered This grading system won't float for two taxation (neglecting acknowledged probation now, he won't be put on it and reasons. criminal acts). Charity is voluntary. at the same time will get a higher average. 1) . The average grade is worth more. Individuals voluntarily engage in Who is that really helping? The student This means that the range 80-89, which is charitable activities and can donate their does better ori*paper, but doesn't have to now worth 3 points, now is worth 3.25 money, time, labor, etc. to whatever improve any achieve it, and so won't be points. Here's how: 80-84 B = 3 points, subjectively noble cause they choose. prodded on to work harder. 85-89 A/B = 3.5 points. 80-89 Taxation is not a voluntary activity (3 + 3.5)/2 = 3.25. So, we're getting If anything, this policy is very biased engaged in freely by every individual who something for nothing. This makes me against and unfair to students who want pays taxes. The government presumes the very uneasy. to do well. It was obviously designed to right to force every individual living 2) . An A grade remains at its full value. benefit some and hurt others. I sincerely within the government's boundaries to pay The entire range from 90 to 100 is worth hope this policy is defeated. a certain amount of that individual's hard- 4 points. The range for an A grade is twice earned money to the government for its as wide as that of other grades, thus, twice Name withheld disposal. Taxation is coercive because if an as easy to get. Once again, we're getting individual refuses to ha. .d over his money, something for nothing. he ends up in jail and his propierty is OK, suppose the system does pass in Foot In My Mouth auctioned off. Refusing to donate money, Jose's form. What's to stop the instructors It has come to my attention that many of time, etc to charity doesn't entail these from grading under the other system the Tab Ads published in the April 3,1987 consequences. outlined above? The other system certainly issue of RF.PORTKR Magazine have caused I believe that individuals should not be would be a lot easier to work with. I even an uproar. I am referring to the five coerced. It is wrong and immoral to force know of some teachers who have already personals in the second column of page an individual to do anything, whether he said that they would grade under the other 21. would voluntarily engage in the forced
6 April 10. 1987 activity or not. The only exception is self that people who are infected with AIDS, involuntarily affected by qualifying his defense of person or property. Coercion syphilis, herpes, crabs or even love and statement with the words "some AIDS is wrong, regardless if perpetrated by a emotional commitment as a consequence patients" and "primarily caught the single individual (criminal, king), a small of their voluntary interaction with one disease." group of individuals (gang, dictatorship), another, must realize that they alone are In conclusion, I suggest that Dr. or a large group of individuals (the solely and singly responsible for these Doolittle re-read "Start Smoking Agjain," majority that our government is supposed consequences. for it is only through an honest attempt at to derive its consent from). Simply stated, I'm sure that Dr. Doolittle does not objectivity that Dr. Doolittle will be able taxation is a coercive and thus immoral object to this principle. After all it is one to fairly critize Only impartiality will allow means for a governmentally decreed end, of the fundamental tenets of a free, Dr. Doolittle to see the implications of his but the ends do not justify the means. democratic society. Clearly it would be an claims in the larger scheme of the Surely the end of helping suffering injustice if Dr. Doolittle was forced to government's role within society, as well as individuals is noble, but the means used share in the consequences of my voluntary each individual's responsibilities to to achieve that end must be moral or the actions. For example, if I volunteered to society and themselves. In short. Dr. entire act is unjust. The ends, no matter jump off of the administration building, Doolittle has done little to achieve the how noble, do not justify immoral means. should Dr. Doolittle be forced to pay my objectivity necessary to criticize, and his Thus, the conclusion of my last letter hospital costs? If I drink too much and letter suffers sorely for it. (though, I admit, perhaps ambiguous vomit, should Dr. Doolittle be forced to Mark Mancinelli when wrapped in an inflammatory issue) clean it up? If I drive too fast and lose my Fourth-year Economics holds true It is unjust to force individuals, license, should Dr. Doolittle be compielled via taxation, to pay for the treatment of to pick me up from school? If I fall in love suffering individuals (modified). What are with someone who is tremendous in bed Closer Than 7-11 the correct means? Charity. Charity (and has an interesting personality) and If you live off campus and travel to the involves no coercion and is thus a moral she breaks my heart, should Dr. Doolittle Institution viajefferson Road, on your way means to an end. be forced to spend the whole night by the Hess service station, how often do Practically stated: If you want consoling me? If I contract AIDS or any you focus on a Campus Safety vehicle something, you can voluntarily pay for it. disease through voluntary sexual activity, parked there? What is it that is so alluring But to coerce each other into paying is should Dr. Doolittle or anyone be about this particular Hess Mart? Is it the wrong. compelled to pay my medical bills? In coffee or perhaps the young cashier girls? * Michael Riley short, if I undertake any action voluntarily, I have been there several times only to Second-year Chemistry should anyone else be forced to suffer the find Campus Columbos briefing through consequences of that action? I plead with magazines while enjoying a hot cup of Dr. Doolittle not to suggest that we allow java. How can we expect our fortress to be Missed Point ourselves to be forced into assuming readily prepared for action if they are not responsibility for the consequences of the Criticism rquires an honest effort at on campus? Mind you, what is it that they actions of others, for that would be objectivity. In his critique of "Start actually do for us (other than escorting tantamount to collective enslavement. Smoking Again" (RtPORiER, 27 March innocent people off campus without 1987) entitled "Aids Education," Dr. In the light of this, it is clear that Mr. apparent reason)? This one's for you Kathy. Doolittle of RIT's College of Science Riley's letter does not suggest that we let Your legal advisor. If you need Campus charges that the author of the letter is in victims of AIDS suffer and die, nor does Safety for any reason, please call question, Michael Riley, has a "lack of it reflect any insensitivity. It merely states I 800-H.E.S.S. ^ „ knowledge, understanding, and that the means of the current solution Tom Herstad sensitivity." Dr. Doolittle also suggests that allowing the federal government to pick Mr. Riley is "personally biased" and the pockets of citizens to pay for the Bad Influence "discriminatory," as well as being an consequences of voluntary actions is "expounder of ignorance." immoral! The immorality of this solution In a recent letter to the editor and on After reading both letters several times, is not unique to the problem of AIDS, it various posters and signs scattered about it became obvious to me that Dr. Doolittle is true for all cases involving government campus I have noticed a trend that I find had not only missed the thrust of the taxation simply because taxation is somewhat disturbing in an academic article, but that he had also extracted many involuntary, taxation requires coercion, setting. Various organizations are calling inferences unfairly, based on his failure to and ultimately taxation is gran-scale theft' upon faculty, staff, and the students of RIT carefully read the letter. For Dr. Doolittle to suggest the tax dollars to protest and attempt to disrupt or stop We are taught that our expectations are "donated" is sheer stupidity! the upcoming lecture by Robert influence our perception. Perhaps Dr. In terms of those who are involuntarily McFarlane. The reasons given are Mr. Doolittle expects ignorant, discriminatory, affected with AIDS or any other disease, McFarlane's recent political blunders and or insensitive arguments from R.I.T there is a deeper problem which must be involvement in the Iran/Contra affair. students, but if he carefully re reads the solved. But calling on the government The right to conduct such protests is letter in question, I suggest that he will see need not be the only way to do it. In a without question firmly planted in the otherwise country that raises billions of dollars a First Amendment of our constitution but, Michael Riley's letter is deceptively year through voluntary donations, we so too is Mr. McFarlane's right to address simple. It merely states this: In a free must be careful when considering big the RIT community, as is RIT's right to society, each person must be individually brother as the only possible solution. I'd present a wide and diverse group of responsible for the consequences of their like to point out to Dr. Doolittle that Mr. speakers. The freedom of speech is not for own voluntary action. This simplicity has Riley illustrates the sensitivity of the a select few dissidents, but rather for all far-reaching implications. One of them is problems associated with those this nation's citizens. It seems that only in
7 those repressive communist states that always has been, and always will be up to student who got a 91, which is an AB with preach a 'socialist' doctrine is it not the individual professor. If faculty were the non inflating new system, but was an fiermissable to hold or express an opinion bound by a specific set of percentages for A with the old system. Before you decide that does not conform with that held by letter grades, there could be no curving. whether you are for or against the SD those in charge. Protesting an individual Many faculty routinely have class averages proposal, be sure you know what the is a sign of a healthy political well below what would be considered proposal really means. consciousness, but to attempt to stop or average, and assign letter grades using disrupt a lecture because of dissatisfaction cutoffs that are correspiondingly below the Kenneth A. Reek with the opinion being expressed is average ones. It is misleading for SD to Associate Professor merely a sign of ignorance. state or imply what percentages will be School of Computer Science The disturbing aspect of these signs used for each letter grade, as this will be and Technology that I mentioned is that they utilize the determined solely by each individual First Amendment to encourage the professor. community to infringe on someone else's The second issue is grade inflation. In Death And Taxes right to free speech. If the school were to its letter to Faculty Council, SD stated that I would like to address Michael Riley's repress their right to protest or even to it does not want grades to be inflated or letter of March 27, 1987.1 am appalled at hang their posters, these organizations deflated, but to be reported more his narrow-mindness, not to mention the would not hesitate to decry the loss of accurately. It is quite clear, however, that irresponsible spouting of uninformed those rights. They would raise a clamor the SD |>ercentages will result in grade and/or misinformed opinions. over the supression of their beliefs and inflation, as half of all B, C, D, grades It is untrue that all AIDS patients ideas by an adminstration that does not would receive a higher CPA than before. "catch' the disease primarily by voluntarily tolerate a diversity of opinion. Yet the This "fringe benefit' of the proposed engaging in promiscuous sex or because actions that these groups undertook at Mr. system is unacceptable. of intravenous drug use. What about the McFarlane's last lecture, as those they have Isn't more accurate reporting worth hemophiliac (one who suffers from a undoubtably planned for his next, do just some grade inflation? Absolutely not, as it blood clotting problem) who has caught that. is possible to get the same accuracy with AIDS as a result of a blood transfusion? no grade inflation at all. My current What about the infant who is born with Thomas J. Lambert grading method is to divide the passing AIDS because of something its mother or Fourth-year Criminal Justice scores (60-100%) into four equal ranges, father did at one time? What about the one for each passing letter grade. If the person who is in a car accident and needs Institute adopts a seven letter grading a blood transfusion to live? Are you also Another Policy system, I will divide the passing scores into condemning these innocent people to die- The Student Directorate has proposed seven equal ranges, abd assugn the seven just because they caught AIDS??? that the system used by RIT to report letter grades as follows: Tax dollars you will always have to pay, course grades be modified to include Non-Inflating Percentages death and taxes are the ONLY two things three additional letter grades. In a letter Percentage Letter Grade CPA certain in this world. If you don't want to Faculty Council, SD stated that the 94.286 100 A 4 your tax dollars "misused' then why not proposed grading system would allow 88571 94.285 AB 35 write to your Congressman about it? You faculty to report course grades that more 82557 88570 B 3 might be surprised at the results of your accurately represent the achievement of 77.143 - 82556 BC 25 efforts. each student. This, it was explained, would 71.429 77.142 C 2 Then again, you can also think about reduce the inflation and deflation of CPA's 65.714 -71.428 CD 15 whether you would prefer your tax dollars now experienced by students at the low 60.000 65.713 D 1 to be used to save a life or to support and high ends of the range for each letter 0.000 - 59.999 F 0 someone who is capable of working, yet on grade. In an recent conversation with an welfare. Either way, the expenditure of tax administrator in the school of Computer Assigning grades with these percent- dollars is never going to please everyone. Science and Technology, an SD ages achieves SD's stated goal of more Nothing does, but please think twice next representative expressed concern over accurate grade reporting, but without time before you condemn innocent how faculty might assign the seven letter inflating grades. people to die. grades, and stated that the intent of the SD I think that the chances of the faculty proposal was for letter grades to be approving a proposal to modify the Barbara M. Fallon assigned as follows: current grading system are very slim if the Third-year Accounting SD PercenUges proposal includes grade inflation. If a Pel"centag e Letter Grade CPA seven letter grade system is approved, I 90 • 100 A 4 believe that far more faculty will use the 85 - 89.99 AB 35 non-inflating percentages than the SD 80 - 84.99 B 3 percentages. 75 • 79.99 BC 25 SD placed a full-page ad in the 70 - 74.99 C 2 RKPORIKR some weeks back showing a 65 • 69.99 CD 15 student furiously studying for an exam 60 64.99 D 1 and getting an 89. It went on to show how 0 59.99 F 0 mad the student would be after getting a B with the old system, and how it would There are two issues I wish to address. not be so bad to get an AB with the new First, the assignment of letter grades is, system. What the ad did not show was the 8 April 10. 1987 THE NEW LorVs Natural LEAMOWAilllA Food Center CLAUNDROMAT-DRY CLEANERS 10# LAUNDRY ONLY 95
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"paparazzi" photographer who captures who lived in the house over the past 100 Political Posters those unforgettable shots of your favorite years reported seeing them often. Tenants celebrities. Galella says to get started in not related, however, look a dim view of (WF) Looking for a poster criticizing "paparazzi" photography you need to sharing rented digs with damp ghosts and apartheid? How about a Cuban poster that know three things: How to use your rarely stayed long. The city of Itapua owns knocks the U.S. Navy? Not that he's equipment, how to locate the stars and the home now and has reportedly signed unpatriotic, but Dan Walsh of how to market your work. He recommends over a deed on behalf of the ghostly cou- Alexanderia. VA is the man to talk to. He that you scour newspaper ad gossip ple. Witnesses say they are usually seen on tracks down proporganda posters from columns or subscribe to a celebrity service an upstairs balcony and one former te- around the world and sells them in the US. to find out where the stars are. And if nant said, "1 used to see them often, smil- Walsh currently owns 10,000 posters from you're lucky enough to get a marketable ing, holding hands and dripping." 45 countries. In fact, because of such photo, the tabloids are always the best for unrest around the world, Walsh says the buying it. Gurrently, they pay about $50 Move Foolishness political poster business is booming. for an 8" by 10" black and white. Palestinian posters, for instance, have (WF) A West German scientist claims Rus- been going like hotcakes since Isreal has ril Move Dear sian and American governments in- bombed the FLO in Lebanon. His tercepted radio signals from outer space company "Liberation Graphics" also (WF) Would you be willing to relocate to that prove UFOs will attack in 1993. Dr. specializes in "solidarity" posters—ones accommodate your wife's career? It seems Gerhard Schultz says the message was that glorify revolution. it dep>ends on your age, according to a new received in 1982, and the code was only survey by Allied Van Lines. The people broken late last year by a joint Soviet- Assertive Class? mover says professional men under the American effort. The attack, he says, will age of 35 would move at the drop of a hat come on July 6th, 1993 at 3 p.m., but he (WF) Is a person screaming at a bank teller to accommodate thier upwardly mobile didn't specify where at 3 p.m. Schultz con- being assertive or just plain rude? In New wives. Married professional men over 35, tends President Reagan's "Star Wars York, he or she just might be assertive, however, want to stay where they are, Defense System" is actually a defense according to Manhattan assertiveness according to the survey of 100 men and against aliens and that the Soviets will trainer Arthur Reel. He teaches foreigners 100 women. Survey consultant Patricia soon join forces in developing it. Both and new arrivals from small town America Nida says it's encouraging that relocation governments have claimed Schultz a how to speak up when someone grabs is an important part of the agreement in fraud, one spokesperson saying, "the their cab or steals their place in line. No todays marriages. Unfourtunately, she says claims are part of a damned stupid hoax." fistcuffs here, just communication skills. a double standard still exists. Gompanies But while most of his students need to may have an easier time accepting a wife Boomers Back To God learn to unmind their manners and relocating for her husband than the other uncivilize their tongues, other take his way around. (WF) It looks like the BigGhill generation class a little too seriously. Reel says he had is warming up to worship again. Baby to modulate the assertiveness of one Butts Out, Spittoons In boomers who made a mass exodus from female Wall Street investment banker who the church during the '60s are now coming came to be hated by her colleagues. (WF) The ashtray is being replaced by the back in droves, says researcher Dr. David spittoon. A recent survey of high school Roozen. According to a recent study No Board Vanna boys in Pennsylvania reveals that less than of more than 40 million Americans who seven percent smoke cigarettes, but a third are in that age range, more than 4 million (WF) Don't expect Vanna White to show use snuff or chewing tobacco. Researcher of them who didn't go to church a decade up, but two new versions of the "Wheel of Dr. Elaine Young says these findings fit a ago are now attending frequently. Roozen Fortune" board game out on the market. national trend that shows cigarette says change in family status—particulary The new "Delux Wheel of Fortune Game" smoking declining, but chewing tobacco the birth of a child—and the trend toward features a roulette-type wheel to click booming. She says the increased use of |x>litical conservatism have brought many off dollar values. I also includes new snuff is due to its promotion by the press prodigal sons and daughters back to the interchangable sections to upgrade dollar and physicians as being the less of two fold. He says without those changes, values and increase the risk of evils. But Young says people may be church attendance would probably be the "Bankrupts" and "Lost Turns." The other substituting one cancer site for another. same as it was 10 years ago or worse. new item is a "2nd Edition Wheel of Young, who's done the high school Despite the fact that more baby boomers Fortune Game" complete with 96 new smoking survey in Pennsylvania since are in church, church attendance still puzzles. Sorry, Vanna White isn't included 1981, says the good news is that the use of declined by one percent this year. with that one, either. The Pressman Toy all tobacco products has dropped off in Gompany is also marketing two other the past five years among youth. Censor XTC, Kenndy's? board games based on TV game shows "Jeopardy" and the "New Newlywed (WF) Have you seen a lot of warning labels Game." This Is Ridiculous on record labels these days? The Parent's (WF)Two ghosts, who were lovers in life, Music Resource Genter and the National Enquiring Photogs have rented a house in Paraguay where Parent Teacher Association haven't. You'll they may be together forever. The couple, recall that last year they hammered out an (WF) If you really love photography and a beautiful teenage woman and her hand- agreement with record companies calling have a knack for detective work you may some young soldier fiance, were drown- for the label: "Parental Guidance: Explicit enjoy shooting stars. So says Ron Galle, the ed in a boating accident in 1874. Relatives Lyrics" to be put on records that could be 12 April 10. 1987 "offensive ." Now the PMRC and PTA are form their own team. What makes money to reward themselves after a tough saying that the record industry has broken Rotisserie Baseball such a hit in North day at the office, then punish themselves the voluntary agreement and is America is that someone like Rickey by being stingy later on. Women feel guil- "stonewalling" the parents' groups. Henderson and Daryll Strawberry can be ty about the money they make and what However, Trish Heimers of the Recording on your team, although in real life they they spend. All this is according to the Industry Association of America says play on the Yankees and Mets, respectively. April issue of "Savvy" magazine. Editor in warning labels have been put on select A book published by the association gives Chief Annalyn Swan says women are fun- albums. She adds that it's important to details on forming leagues, of which there ny with money because they equate spen- keep things in perspective. Of the 25,000 now are about 600. Basically, teams in their ding levels with self-worth. Also, she says new records released each year, only a very own leagues "buy" and sell players. The the love-hate relationship women have small percentage, maybe one percent, spending limit is 260 dollars per team and with money is the same type of love-hate would be considered offensive. players are assigned a monetary value. relationship women have with food. Even Ricky Henderson, for instance, is worth 50 when it comes to investing money, women dollars. The "owners" then track each tend to prefer low-risk passbook savings A Rainy Day Assault player's performance throughout the real accounts to investigate opportunities. (WH) What's the weather like today? You baseball season to determine how their had better check, because the weather team winds up. could forecast a higher or lower crime Better Young Bodies rate. That's the claim of criminologists (WF) The majority of women think they Steven Lab and J. David Hirschel, who tm\Qi. MORNlN(i-...U0WS yxiRC feel better about their bodies than their state their case in "The Futurist" mothers did in the past—and with a good magazine. They say heat, humidity, hours fryyor^A D BOTSTH/NK reason. Psychologist Carol Moog says of daylight and other weather conditions women today are more in charge of their relate directly to crime rates. And the g PA Ri That's Sick Human Time Bomb (WF) What grosses you out? The answer (WF) Quick, what time is it? And don't depends on whether you're male or look at your watch. You may be one of the female, according to two Canadian thousands of people who are "human researchers. Anthropologist Anthony alarm clocks," according to New York Davis and sociologist Peter Clark quizzed spiritualist Zolar. But in order to reach 350 students at Nova Scotia campuses on Sominex Cells your natural body clock, he says you have potentially repulsive scenarios. It turns out to go through your subconscious mind. women are much more vulnerable than (WF) If you're feeling drowsy due to a cold First, before you go to sleep, tell yourself, men about "cultural dirt" and have a lower or the flu, don't fight it. Some helpful "I want to wake up at 7 a.m. Second, "nausea threshold." For example, women bacteria may be trying to get you to rest. picture a clock in your mind's eye set at 7 get grossed out by "scabs, dandruff and That's the word from psychiologist James a.m. Third, set an alarm clock at 7:15 a.m. sweat," but it doesn't faze guys at all. And Krueger, who's studying sleep and its as a backup. And finally, practice your on a "grossness" scale of one to five, relationship to the immune system. While human clock abilities by trying to guess women rated "bestiality" as 48, while men scientists aren't sure why we sleep, they the time without looking at your watch. gave it a 4.5. Meanwhile, men gave think it may intimately linked with our Zolar says it may take several weeks to necrophilia a 4.6 and women gave it a 5. immune systems. The sleep-promoting master, but you can learn to tell time to the The only scenario that bothered men substance that scientists have isolated is minute without looking at your watch. more than it did women was sitting next called muramylpeplide which is found in to a homosexual on a bus. stomach cell walls. Scientists aren't sure whether the bacteria themselves make you Dump On Doo-Wop sleepy or if the bacteria during an illness (WF) If the words doo-wah-ditty-ditty-rama- Phony Baseball stimulate sleepiness. lama-ding-dong are music to your ears (WF) Baseball Junkies are living out their then the Doo-Wop singing workshop may fantasies as major-league owners through Free Spending Women be for you. On April 29th, New York radio the Rotisserie League Baseball piersonality Bobbyjay will host an evening Association. It gives guys—and select (WF) Women worry about money more of doo-wop where participants can learn gals—a chance to own a fantasy franchise than men, but are more likely than guys the history and how-to's of doo-wop that bids on all professional players to to splurge on luxuries. Women will spend harmony. Just what is doo-wop? 13 Now thereS mere til inonewaytoge uTOugh college. To get ahead in college, it helps if comes with either two built-in 800K lets you run MS-DOS programs. yai choose a brilliant roommate. Like a drives, or one drive and an internal Whichever Macintosh you choose, Macintosh'personal computer. And now 20-megab\te hard disk. As well as a you can use the latest, most advanced there are two models to choose fix)m. choice of two new keyboards. software. 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James McGuire and Sue Gendel, who brought in the most amount of money and danced for the No Dead Horses entire twenty-four hours. The second place prize, a Get-Away weekend at the Marriott, was won by Amy Dwyer, who also danced for the entire marathon. The VCR prize, for the group who brought in the most contributions, was won WRITTEN BY TAMMY L SHARPSTENE by the SGNY Geneseo chapter of Alpha Phi Omega, Alpha Beta Xi. Alpha Phi Omega would also like to thank the many other contributers including PHOTOS BY CHRIS O'MEALLY Dan Newhart, the chairman of the event. Dona lanuzi from MDA, Wegmans, Borden Ice Cream, WKLX, JOLT Cola, Pizza Hut, Carmines, Michangelo's, e did it again folks!" Spencers, the House of Guitars, RIT Food Service, Tech Crew, Reporter the emcee shouted Magazine, all Alpha Phi Omega brothers who helped out, and all other "W amid cheers and contributers that helped to make this event so successful. sighs of relief as well over half of the original thirty dancers finished their twenty-fourth hour of dancing at the Muscular Dystrophy Association Superdance Marathon this past weekend. The proceeds of this years marathon sent nearly $2,400.00 to the aid of "Jerry»s Kids," and started with nearly twice as many dancers as last years marathon. Much of the success of this years event can be attributed to the new approach that Alpha Phi Omega, the fraternity that produced the event, used. This year both couples and single dancers gave it their all on the dance floor. The RIT Tiger kicked up his heels to sweep the The entertainment for this years M.D.A. dancers off their feet, (right) Tired bodies and mellow tunes led to some pensive moments event was extraordinary, thanks to as bleary-eyed dancers long for a finale.'(left) financial contributions from Student Sleeping while dancing, a medical impossibility, Directorate, and the College was attempted by many couples, with limited Activities Board. When the bands success. weren't playing, a host of DJ's did a tremendous job of keeping the dancers kickin". The WITR DJ's did an outstanding Job in keeping the party rolling during most of the band breaks, and in keeping us all alive during the wee hours of the morning. Saturday morning we all revived as we did the Virginia Reel and other square dances thanks to the efforts of our square dance caller, Jerry Karmen. 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Anybody who something that young people felt isn't misses out on a lot of the "inside needed to he said. It's a rebellious Jokes" and slang subtleties which are tune, loud and raunchy, and important in order to give the lyrics unquestionably fun. Maybe "Fight any meaning at all. This, coupled with For Your Right" isn't a particularly the fact that the music is generally artful song hut it Jams, and people repetitious as hell, makes rap pretty like it. As for the rest of the album, it boring to the "traditional" rock is, and is not, like "Fight." The other oriented ear. All the percussion is tunes certainly share lyrical usually synthesized, as is much of the similarities with "Fight", hut melody/harmony. So people who musically they have a much stronger grew up listening to The Stones, rap base. The interesting twist is that CJC.R. or Led Zeppelin (ie. WASP kids The Beastie Boys have pirated a lot of from the suburbs) ignored it. There riffs from other artists, most notably were no guitar solos, no power Led Zeppelin. "Rhymin &: Stealin' " chords, no howling; in short, no rock opens Licensed to III hut you might and roll. Run D.M.C. came along and think that you've put on Zeppelin's started incorporating elements like "When the Levy Breaks". In "She's power chords and lead guitars, hut it Crafty ", The Beasties rip more wasn't until they ripped off "Walk Zeppelin chops and by "Time To Get This Way" by Aerosmith that they III", the last tune, they seem to he heer is all over. In a way, it's kind of became nationally popular. The stealing everything from Zeppelin to refreshing. Beastie Boys owe a lot to Run D.M.C. CCR. to the theme song from "Mr. All in all The Beastie Boys have They owe probably equally as much Ed". Not that this is had. Humor plays put out a pretty good album. It suffers to Led Zeppelin. According to Rolling a major role in the appeal of the some of the same problems all rap Stone Magazine, their latest release Beasties' style, and the stolen hits and does, namely repetitiousness and Licensed To III is the -I album pieces of other artists' material add to synthesizers with no soul, hut it nationwide. Why?, probably because that. Of course it is really the lyrics doesn't have these problems as much The Beastie Boys have made a rap which make License to III funny. as some of their competition. Licensed album that is accessible to those Granted they may offend some To III has successfully crossed the WASP kids in the suburbs. They have people hut nobody's mother is going bridge between rap and popular also, intentionally or not, created a so- to buy this album anyway. Nothing music, thankfully without going too has been candy-coated in the Beasties called "youth anthem". Like The far to the pop side.— CRAIG VECONI Tubes song "White Punks on Dope" words; drugs are drugs, sex is sex and Whooping it Up In A Dangerous Way This lady burglar knows all the tricks. Quincy rerun. a comedian who says things in a funny With the greatest of ease she can pick The strange thing about the film way, or more a comic that does things a lock with a hairpin or crack a safe Burglar is the way in which its main funny? She comes off in this film as by listening to its tumblers fall star, Whoopi Goldberg, is directed being a little of both, havingjust a few through an empty paper towel roll. A and portrayed in this comedy/mystery. laughable moments that manage to turn here, a twist there and han^ she's Compared with the rest of the cast, save her performance from total in. She'll get into your house through Goldberg spends more time filmdom limho. (Does anyone your heating ducts, hop a roof stories complaining and explaining her way remember Jumpin' Jack Flash} I high to get to your windows, or bait through this film than she does being thought not.) your Doberman with laced chicken humorous or entertaining. The entire Fortunately, there are some parts fresh from the freezer. This plot rests on her shoulders so it's not genuine moments of comedy that burglar is unstoppable. This burglar as if she can he a continual cut-up, come from none other than the is Whoopi Goldberg. making stupid faces or Jiving her way loathsome-mannered, caustic-voiced The plot to Burglar is as into or out of trouble. But when comedian (or is he a comic?) Boh transparent as it is unimportant. Goldberg's comic moment does Goldthwait. Goldthwait (Police Goldberg is an ex-con burglar with a come, it's followed by only a trickle of Acadamies, One Crazy Summer) plays good heart stating, "It's not what you laughter from a packed audience. It's Whoopi's best friend and confidante steal, hut who you steal it from." She not the director's or writer's fault that of sorts. He's a hyperkinetic guy who steals from a had guy who happens to this film's main character is half as runs a pioodle grooming service, hates get impaled while she's hiding in his entertaining as those surrounding dogs and is capable of giving closet. Goldberg is then framed for her. It is the sur's fault herself. extremely had advice. He suggests she murder and the rest is as cliche as a Goldberg is hard to figure out. Is she win some money on a TV game show. 21 Even those of us who find supporting cast and comic situations finest. There are, no doubt, quite a Goldthwait's demeanor to he as to make this film worth seeing at all, few laughable moments. The repugnant as a dorm shower stall and there are some pretty fine soundtrack is loud, upbeat and after a wild floor party were roaring moments when Goldberg is not appropriate. But the only thing that with laughter when he came onto the around. There is a terrific chase separates this film from being screen. His character is so pathetic sequence with smashed cars aplenty, another sloh comedy is the plot (the you have no choice hut to laugh. a great interrogation scene where fact that there is one) and Goldberg, Goldberg on the other hand is Boh Goldthwait pushes his face up to who is not a sloh comic. But when the amusing hut lacks any real screen the one way glass, filling his cheeks film is finished and the credits are presence or persona. She is the glue with air as he pretends to he a human rolling, you may find yourself wishing that holds the plot together hut has fish in an aquarium. There are even that she was. — TOM MINED no distinction as a performer of her some inept cops that make the own. She relies heavily on the "Police Academy" crew look like L.A.'s SHO\AI The Big Top, The Biggest Shooo in Town Few events in the city can ever hope children of all ages to the show, all of Guitars. Showtimes are 7:30 p.m. on to match it, for here's an entourage the elephants, llamas, horses and both Wednesday and Thursday nights. hearing trunks, tusks, tails, hooves, camels must go to the arena. As the Friday and Saturday nights the show and humps. But don't sound the animals made their traditional walk starts at 8:00p.m. There are also alarm—the zoo cages are still intact! from Goodman Street Yards to the matinee times on Saturday and What Rochestarians saw in the streets War Memorial, everyone in Rochester Sunday, discounted group rates and on April 7, 1987 from 2:00 to 3:30 p.m. who had been waiting for the circus to other specials available through was the Grand Animal Walk of the arrive will have had a chance to see the Wegman's. For more information on Greatest Show on Earth. This dazzling animals close up. The event took place showtimes, prices and the circus' event heralds the arrival of the soon after the silver-sleek, 44 car specific acts call 546 5700. A sidenote sensational 116th edition of Ringling Ringling Brothers and Bamum 6f Bailey for the more entrepreneurial circus Brothers and Bamum (jf Bailey Circus, Circus train entourage arrived at the goers is "The Greatest Show on Earth" offering nine thrilling performances Goodman Street Yards on Monday, will he holding clown and female at the Rochester War Memorial from April 6. Admission for the dancer auditions on April 9 at April 8th through the 12th. performances are $6.00, $730 and 4:00p.m. at the War Memorial. For Before Ringmaster Jim Ragona J9.00. Tickets are available at all more information on this "exotic" ca- can blow his whistle and welcome Ticketron outlets and the House of reer, call 364 5220.— SUZANNE SHADE VINYL What You See Is What You Get looking at the front cover, my first Book " is their most accessible track, thoughts were "Hmmmm, containing a hit of a commercial feel. interesting". My second impression "Golden Age" and "Good Times" on looking at the hack cover, which is contain the only remaining strains of emblazoned with the mugs of four the old Rank and File, that is, a gentlemen all permed out with the somewhat country/rock/punk style. one in the front resembling the lead The first album was definitely vocalist from Aerosmith, was, "Oh country in origin, whereas these two Jesus, another pop metal fiasco". Well tracks combine that influence with needless to say, I was right on the first their new hardline guitar riffs. "Pistol count and blown out of the water on Dawn" is a nice effort towards a the second. modern rock ballad with some catchy What Rank and File have lyrics and a wicked guitar solo. "Oh produced is a unique sound and one That Girl" was the only track on the that I was hard-pressed to assimilate album that I was able to briefly equate with anything. The most common with anything established. When I trait that runs through many of the listened I wanted to say, "Aerosmith....? tracks on this album is a heavy, fuzzy Naahh. it's just that picture again." guitar sound which really hits hard. The two tracks on the album that It is combined with smooth lyrics that deserve listening to, just for their are delivered with a very soft, experimental value, are "Unlucky in harmonious edge. This effectively Love" and "Love House". "Unlucky in There is an old adage that says you produces a guitar sound that begs you Love" is a purebred case of punk can't judge a hook by its cover. It's the to turn it up and vocals that won't meeting country with the two styles oldest mistake in the world and we shatter crystal if you do. I can also say colliding. The effect is an instant have all been caught by it more than without fear of contradiction that this smile. The song moves along at a once. A case in point was my first album offers a little something for breakneck pace with a hard, fast impression of Rank and File. From almost everyone. The single "Black drum heat and fuzzy guitar of punk 22 April 10, 1987 which is comhined with the country vocals, Jeff Ross playing guitar and purposes) hand with a hard-driving style guitar-picking to produce a Rosstronix, and Chip Kinman guitar sound, mixed with smooth rather amusing track, easily the most rounding it out on guitar and vocals. yrics about loving, cheating, loving, original on the alhum. "Love House" Anyone familiar with the first Rank loosing, loving and getting even. The stands out because they have decided and File alhum will note that 50 sound is infectious, getting under to blend some very sedate, melodic percent of the line-up has changed, your foot and forcing you to move synthesizers with a nice, sharp guitar, with the Kinman brothers replacing them up and down. The sound may producing another unique variation their old drummer and second he unique hut it gives you a feeling on their original sound. They come guitarist with new talent. This change that you've heard somethingjust like away with a nice mellow feel. My guess has effectively altered their style It is it before and you just can't think of is they placed this one at the end of barely recognizable from their debut the name of it. It's not going to get the alhum so as to bring you down to work titled Surrender. This alhum is much commercial airplay hut do not earth after the acoustic workout they self-titled, leaving the impression that let that scare you away. When it comes have just taken you through. the hand is starting over with this to music the final judge is you, so As it says on the alhum cover, release. don't read, listen. — DOUGJERUM Rank and File consist of R. Kahr on Overall, Rank and File comes drums, Tony Kinman on bass and across as a new (for all intents and Music That Swings And Dances On Wings The Pyramid Arts Center hegins the month of April with two perfor- mances of high distinction. Trombonist and composer Jim Staley with John Zorn and the Fast Buffalo Media Center are playing Friday, April 10 at 8:00 p.m. Staley's ability to combine an unpredictable quality with an affinity for swing makes for experimental music that really moves. On Saturday night at 8:00 p.m., Lisa Kraus and dancers will take the stage to perform their combination of breathtaking movement with verbal narrative. In 1984, Staley released his first LP, OTB, which contains solos as well as duos with John Zorn. He has worked with Fred Frith, Bill Frissell and Mike Mori. John Zorn attended Webster College in St. Louis and since 1974 has been performing a series of large-scale improvisational scores named after different games and sports. Zorn says about his music, New dancers to appear at the Pyramid Arts Center. "The main concern of my work is putting unusual sound sources, both acoustic and electric, through fast changes, usually in a block like linear ordering of events. There is a particular art genre. followed by high voltage interactive structural precision and complexity For over eight years, Lisa Kraus music. inherent in my compositions that has been choreographing dance in Thejim Staley/John Zorn show is relates very directly to the block form' thematic context. Film and video have being co-sponsored by the Bop Shop composers of Glass, Stravinsky, been a means of relating anecdotes, and funding was also made possible Xenakis and Carl Stalling." The Fast evoking visual environments, and in part through a grant from Meet the Buffalo Media Center was first underscoring themes. Lisa Kraus and Composer. Tickets are $5 in advance formed in 1979 and has consistently Dancers is comfxised of four dancers, and $6 at the door. These tickets, been a versatile and provocative all with classical training and released along with those for Lisa Kraus, are performance group. The association flexibility, allowing for the wide range available for purchase at the Record specializes in new music of movement present in the works. Archive, Bop Shop, Parkleigh compositions, writing collage, choral The company will present the Pharmacy, RIT Candy Counter, sound poetry, standing art following pieces, "Night and Day", a Record Time and the Pyramid. environments, film presentations, quartet in two contrasting sections: — SUZANNE SHADE and the conglomoration of all these elegant architectural dancing 23 r STUDENTS "! 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Freshman Phil Elliott scored his The Tigers had a balanced offensive quarter, scoring five goals while holding first goal of the season with four minutes effort with II players scoring goals. RIT the Rams scoreless. Chris Guild opened remaining in the half. Albany scored once dominated Albany on all fronts, picking the scoring with an assist from Dan Stehn. more in a man-up situation end the half up 86 groundhalls to just 50 for the Rams. Midfielders Jim Connell and Tim Turner at 112. Kevin O'Reilly led the team for the second added goals assisted by Steve Schmidt. The second half of the game was more game in a row with 10 groundhalls. Mike Capitalizing on the second RIT man-up of the same, as Kevin O'Reilly scored Wojnovich was again effective, winning 14 opportunity, Ted Diehl scored off a feed unassisted off the opening faceoff. Albany of 22 faceoffs on the muddy RIT field. from Schmidt. Guild fired in his second answered quickly when Rich Spadaro Goalies Dave Doughty and Frank goal of the game to close the first quarter. netted his second goal of the game with an Scialdone comhined for eight saves, facing The Tigers continued their assist from Jim Hennessy. RIT spread out just 14 shots on goal. The Tigers upped domination in the second quarter when the team scoring with Todd Pickert and their record to 2-1. The Independent Kevin O'Reilly scored with an assist from Steve DeMeo each picking up their first College Athletic Conference (ICAC) Stehn at the 1:51 mark. Albany managed goal of the season. Dan Stehn fired in his season opens this weekend as RIT travels a man-up goal a few minutes later, hut second goal of the game, while Connell to St. Lawrence and Clarkson for two otherwise the Ram offense was tallied his third assist. RIT slowed the league match ups. — MARNIE SAUSBURY unproductive The RIT attackmen went to game down in the last quarter and allowed work for the rest of the half, scoring five three Albany goals. Attackman Steve Tennis Team Struggles A self-admitted young RIT men's tennis in sets of 7-5, 3-6, 6-4. The scene was not 7 6, 4-6, 1-6. squad with limitsd experience has been much different when the Tigers faced Second-year Coach Lex Sleeman taking its lumps in the early part of this Independent College Athletic Conference knows what it is like to get off to a slow season. The Tigers have dropped their rival RPI. RIT again was crushed, 8-1. The start. Last year his team also started out at first two matches of the season to lone win came in sixth singles from 0-2 before recovering to a 4-7 overall neighboring University of Rochester (UR) sophomore Terry Delmarsh. who is in his record. The biggest problem for Sleeman and Rensselear Polytechnic Institute (RPI). first season with RIT tennis. Delmarsh and RIT tennis seems to he in attracting The Tigers traveled to UR for their prevailed in sets of 6-1, 1-6, 6-3. The Tigers and keeping players. Hopefully, this young season opener, where the Yellow Jackets looked stronger in this meet than they did squad will bloom during this spring and stung the fledgeling Tigers, 8-1. RIT was in the one against UR. Co-captain Pat he able to plant some firm roots. That is destroyed in almost every match, save the McMahon gave first singles his best shot, if the sun ever comes out in Rochester one that they won. In third doubles, junior hut was unable to hang on as he lost 4-6, again. — CHRIS MARTIN jon Reichelt andjoeJohnson were able to 6-2, 4-6. Ditto for sophomore newcomer save some face for the Tigers, as the won Michael Pfalzer, who lost second singles Schedule Changes Thanks to the advent of last weekend's mon- s(K)n, a number of sporting activities were cancelled, piostpioned, rescheduled, or other- wise Beginning with Saturday, April 4, a number of changes are to he noted. The baseball douhleheader at Rensselear Poly- technic Institute was postponed and re- scheduled for Wednesday, April 8. It rece- ived the same treatment and is now slated for Sunday, April 12. The RIT Invitational was cancelled all together. Softball was sup- pose to host SUNY-College at Brockport for a pair of games. New date and time is Thurs- day, April 16, at 3KX) pm. The Tuesday, April 7, happienings have been rearranged as well. The baseball game against Brockport was postponed until further notice The same goes for yet another home softhall double- header, this one was a challenge from SUNY- Buffalo The lacrosse match with SUNY- College at Oswego was postjxined to Sun- day, May 5, at 1:00 pm.— ROBERTSALZER 26 April 10. 1987 Back On Track The constant rain that washed out most of relay. Boccard, Wayne Antimore and first- Sat. 4/11 at Bitighamton Inviutional 12K)0 the RIT sporting events last weekend did year man Bill Enderle have been assigned Wed 4/22 at t^olgate Relays 2O0 so to the RIT Invitational, the season the chore of running the 110-meter high Sat. 4/25 ICACJ at Ithaca 10:00 opening track and field event. The hurdles. Marshall, Foster, Antimore and Sat. bl2 at Colgate Open \m remainder of the season consists of Enderle get the nod in the 400-meter Fri. bl8 at Penn Sute Open 2K)0 invitationals, guaranteed to improve the intermediate hurdles. In the leaping Sat. 519 UNYS Championship 1:00 amount of competition and individual events, the Tigers must compensate for the Fri 5/15 at Union Inviutional 3:00 performances. The 1987 squad has to fill losses of Joe Cricton and John Rowles. Wed. 5«0 NCAAs at N. Central. 11 WrOO the areas left vacant hy key pierformers (Joe Filling the void in the long jump are Thu 5«1 NCAAs at N. Central. 11 UrOO Cricton, Don McGrath,John Rowles, and Boccard, Mount, Ken Griffiths, and Norm Fri. 5122 NCAAs at N. Central, 11 IKK) Paul Ruston), and, with the return of Lieu. The triple jump is improved with Jeff Sat. 5125 NCAAs at N. Central. 11 IKK) current standouts and healthy veterans, Burroughs returning with the 1986 UNYS they should not have to struggle to do so. title under his belt, joined hy Griffiths and Paul Boccard, senior co-captain, lead Lieu. Mills and Boccard will handle the the team to its 18th straight Upper New high jump. Chris Flaherty, Boccard, and York State championship, earning the Mike Clark returns to lead RIT in the Henry Clune Award for scoring the most weight events. Flaherty won the UNYS points (195) last year. He returns to crown in the javelin last year. New concentrate in the sprints, relays, and additions in the weight events include decathlon, where he has a good chance of wrestling Rich Perry and Brian Yanosy. qualifying for the nationals. Coming off Todd inaugurates his 22nd season as RIT his second campaign as an RIT hoopster, track coach with tomorrow's Binghamton Roh Mills returns to defend his UNYS Invitational to he held at Cortland. Scott titles in the 400- and 200-meter dash, along Slade, former RIT runner, and an All- with competition in the high jump and American in the 1500-meter run while relays. Another senior co captain, Glenn attending the State University of New York Marshall, makes his reappearance after a at Buffalo, is helping out with the team as year-long layoff due to injury. He, as is a volunteer assistant. — ROBERT SALZER Mills, will specialize on the 200- and 400-meter dash, plus hoth the 400 and 16(X)-meter relays. Jim Mount, sophomore, returns in the 400, joined hy newcomer Jamie Bloomquist. The distance team is Athlete of the Week the strongest portion of the squad, heing that most of the runners also compete on the highly touted cross country team. RIT features quality and depth in the 800- and 1500 meter runs. Two-time All American John Wagner steps hack onto the track after last season's absence with an injured achilles tendon. Coach Peter J. Todd feels that Wagner and his fellow harrier Tim Healy are strong contenders to qualify for the nationals in the 1500 meter run. Veterans Eric Seymour and Mark Stella hold promise for a solid year. Marty Tomasi, Chris Pacilio, and Jim Buhrmaster are about to experience their first collegiate track season. The long distance events (5,000- and 10,000-meter runs) will Steve Schmidt he covered hy veterans Kevin McKee, Pete Jensen, Hans Laudon, andjim O'Hagan, Sophomore Steve Schmidt is RIT Male Athlete of the Week. The second-year with support hy freshmen Jim Brunswick attackman from Elast Meadow, NY, earned the recognition for his role in the lacrosse and Steve Pasture. The 3,000-meter team's vicotries over LeMoyne (14 7) and Albany (17-6). The Tiger stickmen (2-1 steeplechase features All-American and record) began this week ranked eighth in the latest NCAA Division III poll. In the school recorder holder Dale Foster, joined LeMoyne win, RIT erased a 6-5 deficit with nine unanswered goals and went on hy Greg House, who has also recovered to post the 14-7 decision. Schmidt accounted for two goals in that scring barrage from a leg injury. At the outset of the year, Against Albany, the Tigers scored the first six goals and never looked hack. Schmidt Boccard, Mount, Marshall, Mills, and recorded two goals (including the game winnner) and added four assists. After three Bloomquist are vying for the four spots on contests, Schmidt is third in scoring with four goals and four assists. In his rookie the 400-meter relay, while Marshall, campaign last year, he tallied nine goals in 14 games. A Business Adminstration Boccard, Wagner, Seymour, and Mills are major at RlXSchmidt played lacrosse at Fast Meadow High School, serving as leading contenders in the 1,600-meter captain and earning all star honors. 27 TAB ADS Is it true you can buy Jeeps from the Rooms For Rent— Westbrook NH7B— What a long strange trip it's 8al«s and Sarvlcas U S Gov t ? Get the facts today* Call Commons 3-bedroom Townhouse. AC. been' Hang in there Well make rt 1-312 742-1142 Ext 4165 Catrte. Pool. Spacious. Fully Furnished. through the quarter* Love. 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Here comes Kns and TO (maytae) Hi Mike, Don't worry, everything will work out* You have me* Love. Kns Rebecca—she came, she saw. she had coffee, she conquered lb all the Pooh-balla out there: stay away from me. Thank Vbu!! 29 WHATS HAPPENING Thurm. (Doilege Activities meeting. RITreat Conference Wad. RIT Sotttiall team plays Buffalo State Away THE MOVIE CLOCK Room. 5-6pm Game Game time 3 00pm Thuro, RIT Community tor Nuclear Awareness. CAU Thurs. RIT Men's Lacrosse team plays Geneseo Fri.- Sat. Nazareth Academy presents Joseph and Room M 2. 2 3 30pm Away Game. Game time 3 00pm the Amazing Technicotor Dreamcoat m the Nazareth Thurs. The RIT Toastmasters Club meets at 7-8 30pm Academy Audrtonum 1001 Lake Ave Tckefs$4 00 For in Room M-1 in the CU more into call 458-8583 ETC. Maritetptace Mall tor show times call 272-1470 Fri.-Thura. Lethal Weapon. Burglar. Witchtioard. Fri. Off Campus Student Association is sponsoring a Outrageous Fortune. An American Tale. The Night LECTURES/WORKSHOPS trip to Toronto, today through Sunday; cost is Stalker. Hunk. Hannah and Her Sisters $45.00/person based on 4 people/room, includes 2 Fri.- Sat. 98 PXY Midnight Movies at Fri. The Racement Ottce sponsors a Resume Writing nights stay at the Carlton Inn and a round-trip bus Marketplace.Ferris Buellar's Day Off, Little Shop of Seminar tor students. 11-11 50am. sign up with the transportation Space is limited, sign-up early m OCSA Horrors, Ruthless People Starting April 13. Police receptionist in the Placement Office office in the RITreat Academy 4 and starting April 10 . The Aristocrats. Fri. The RIT Literary Serries sponsor a spring poetry Sat. Jewish Student Coalition invites you to come reading by Antler, tilue collar poet and author of along to the 2001 Clut>—meet at the Hillel House at "Factory." in the Library. Room A-100. 8pm. tree and 10pm. open to the public Sun. Hillel Foundation presents Ultimate Ftisbee. CULTURAL Mon. The Placement Office Sponsors a Placement meet at the Hillei House at 2pm Sun. Palm Sunday Blessing of the palms with the Fri. Judith Hook Dance Company m Concert at the Orientation Seminar tor students today. 3-3 50pm. sign Episcopal and Catholic communities and the Lutheran Todd Theater. U of R Tickets $500 and $2 50 For up with the receptionist in the Placement Office and Catholic Communities m the Fireside Lounge Reservations and more info call 586-3731 Til—. The Racement Ottce sponsors a Resume directly before the 9 30am service Also Wad.- Thura. RIT presents Multi-Image night and Writing Seminar for students, 9-9 50pm. Sign up with the Interdenominational Gospel Worship m the Allen Producer s Retrospective at 7 30pm in Ingle Auditorium receptionist in the Placement Ottce Chapel. 4 30pm World-renowned multi-image producer Todd Gipstein Wed. The Placement Ottce sponsors a Interviewing Every Uiaaday and Thuraday. from noon to 100, in will present and explain several of his award winning Techniques Seminar tor students.11-11 50pm. sign up BIdg 6. room A287. all students and faculty who are shows For more info call X-4953 with in the receptionist in the Racement Office interested m playing contract bridge are invited to join in Sat. GeMa Theater presents The Misanthrope through Mon. Lurch n Learning series presents "Studying Wad. Today is the deadline to mail m your tax returns!! April 11 For tckets call the GeVa box office at 232-1363 Lectue Notes' in CAU room M-2 at \2 pm BYO L open Sat. "The Face m the Looking Glass Men. Women. to all Beauty, and Styfe. 1820-1940" At the Strong Museum Tuee. Lunch n Learning series "Stopping from 10am-5pm Free admission Procrastination " in CAU Room M-2 12 pm Open to all FUTURE EVENTS Sat. Bevier Gallery features "Graduate Thesis 1" Thura. Lunch n Learn serries presents "Textmarking artwork of graduate degree candidates from the College and Notetaking " in CAU Room M-2 at 12pm Fri., April 10 Phi Kappa Tau Fraternity and Yuk Yuk's of Fine and Applied Arts, on display through April 26th Thura. RIT Annual Graduate Fair featuring faculty Komedy Kaberet presents Comady Night in the CU Hours M-F 9am-430pm. M-Th 7-9pm. Sat representatives from RIT s 36 graduate programs on- Cafeteria at 8 00pm Three Comedians Tckets on sale 10am-4 30pm. Sun 2-4:30pm hand to answer your questions. CU Lobby. flam-2pm in the CU starting Monday. April 6 Sun. The Village Gate Art Center presents two and 4-7pm. for more info call x-6523 photography shows by Douglas Rea and David Malone The Chemistry Department sponsors a seminar' The that will continue through April 26 Call 271-6126 tor into Space Shuttle SRB Seals: A Preordained Failure" BWg SFri. The CU display cases feature a photography 9-3139, 12pm, open to all show of the elderly by CCE student Dan Platlen. and a photography exhibit by student Robert Lutz. on display through April 12 Sun. The CU display cases feature a photography RADAR COMEDY exhitxt by student Sonya Sanchez (north side) and a Fri, Perkins/Andrews Dorm watercolor portraiture exhibit by art student Suzanne Sat. Perkins/Willsie Woods (south side) on display through April 19 Sun. Perkins/Andrews Acad NIGHT Mon. The CU will display glass and ceramic artwork Mon. Fairwood/Lomb by Gerardo Selva. a Fulbnght Scholar studying tor his TUaa. Wiltsie/Lowenthal masters degree at RIT His •Mork will tie on display m the Wad. Lowenthal/Andrews Dorm CU Lobby through Wed April 15 from 10am-5pm each Thura. Fairwood/Andrews Acad day Please come and enjoy his work! Thuim. Felicity Ashbee author.designer. and daughter of Charles Ashbee. a leading figure m the English Arts and Crafts Movements, will give a lecture tonight on her SPORTS father's design work and philosophy, m Webb Fri. RIT Men s Lacrosse team plays St Lawrence Away Auditorium. 7 30pm. tree and open to the public Sponsored by Fri. The Village Gate An Center presents a 5 Person Game Game time 3 CXDpm Exhibition of sculptural wrk that will continue through Sat. RIT Men's Lacrosse team plays Clarkson Away April 19 Also showing until April 19 is a painting Game Game time 2 00pm PHI KAPPA TAU exhibition by E Jesse Shettrin For more into call Sat. RIT Baseball team plays St Bonaventure Home 271-6126 Game Game time l 00pm FRATERNITY Thurs. The Beastie Boys live at the War Memorial" Sun. RIT Women's Track plays RIT. Hamilton. UR at And Yuk Yuk's Komedy Kaberet Ticket into 546 5700 UB 1 00pm Sat. RIT Men's Track plays at the Binghamton Invitational 12 00 noon MEETINGS Fri. RIT Men s Tennis team plays Sf Lawrerce Away in the CU Game Game time 3 00pm FRIDAY Mon. The Pre Law Assoc will hold a meeting from Sat. RIT Men's Tennis team plays Clarkson Away 5-6pm in room 06-A230 All students are invited Game Game time 1 00pm APRIL 10 Mon. The Campus Crusade tor Christ meets at 8 00 Sat. RIT Sottt}all team plays ije Moyne Away Game 8:00 PM in the Alumni Room of the CU. Game time 1 00pm 3 Comedians Til—. Gays, Lesbians, and Friends meet in room Mon. RIT Softball team plays Nazareth Away Game M-2.7pm Game time 3 00pm lUaa. RIT Baseball team plays Colgate Away Game Til— Rochester Wargamers meeting the CAU $3.00 Admission, Tickets go on cafeteria from 7-11 Game time 1 00pm Til—. Student Directorate meeting, room 1829 m the Til— RIT Men's Lacrosse team plays Colgate Home sale in the CU Monday, April CU. 6-7pm Game Game time 3 00pm 6th. Improved sound system. Til—. RIT Aviation Club, RITreat Conference Til— RIT Men's Tennis team plays LeMoyne Away Limited ticket soles. Room.6-7pm Game Game time 3:00pm 30 April 10. 1987 HOLY WEEK SERVICES THE KILIAN J. 8c CAROLINE F. SCHMITT INTERFAITH CENTER PALM SUNDAY SERVICES SATURDAY, APRIL 11 4:30 pm Catholic Mass (in American Sign Language) with Blessing of Palms in the Allen Chapel SUNDAY, APRIL 12 9:30 am 9:30 am • Communal Blessing of Palms with the Catholic Campus Parish 8c Episcopal Campus Parish in the Fireside Lounge, followed by services in the Allen 8c Jones chapels. 11:00 am - Communal Blessing of Palms with the Catholic Campus Parish 8c Lutheran Campus Parish in the Fireside lounge, followed by services in the Alen 8c Jones Chapels. THE CATHOLIC CAMPUS PARISH Monday, April 13 • 12:10 pm • Communal Penance Service • Allen Chapel 7:30 pm - Communal Penance Service - Allen Chapel Tuesday, April 14 - 12:10 pm • Mass in the Allen Chapel Wednesday, April 15 • 12:10 pm Mass in the Allen Chapel Holy Thursday April 16 - 7:30 pm • Mass of the Lord's Supper Allen Chapel Good Friday • April 17 • 12:10 pm Celebration of the Lord's Passion • Allen Chapel Holy Saturday April 18 • 8:30 pm Mass of the Easter Vigil begins in the Interfaith Center Lobby &: continues in the Allen Chapel. Reception in the Skalny Room. Easter Sunday • April 19 9:30 am Mass in the Allen Chapel. Coffee hour in the Skalny Room. 11:00 am • Mass in the Allen Chapel. Coffee hour in the Skalny Room. THE LUTHERAN CAMPUS PARISH Maundy Thursday - April 16 - 7:05 pm - Eucharist - Jones Chapel Good Friday April 17 12:10 pm - Service of the Word - Skalny Room Easter Sunday April 19 11:00 am Eucharist Jones Chapel Coffee hour in the Skalny Room THE EPISCOPAL CAMPUS PARISH Monday - April 13 - 12:10 pm Mass - Jones Chapel Tuesday - April 14 - 12:10 pm - Mass Jones Chapel Wednesday April 15 12:10 Jones Chapel Holy Thursday April 16 - 12:10 pm • Mass Jones Chapel Good Friday April 17 - 12:10 pm - Mass - Jones Chapel Easter Sunday April 19 - 9:30 pm - Mass - Jones Chapel Coffee hour in the Skalny Room ALL SERVICES ARE INTERPRETED INTRODUCING... PIZZA Pineapple on pizza?!? Of course! This juicy tropical fruit adds an exciting flavor to pizza! It may sound strange, but once you've tried it you'll be surprised at how great it tastes! Our drivers carry less than $20.00. 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