WEDNESDAY 22 ND MAY 2013 HP MUSIC EDITION

INSIDE THIS ISSUE:

Local School gets Electrical The Reporter Testing Horoscopes

Andy Murray‟s Tragic Injury Worries EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS: With music legends, DEATH BY WILL ROGERS and LUKE EDGINGTON HAS BIEBER HAD HIS DAY? Read it here first! REVIEWS ON New Music

TORNADO Breaking Cricket News!

One sorry parent glimpsed the eye of lay across her terri- the tornado. He said fied children and that he had never heard her son’s last heard a tornado be- words “I love you, fore and it sounded please don’t let us like aeroplanes go- die.” ing over his head and a constant rum- At least 24 people bling of thunder. He died including 9 also said that the children. The torna- new estate buildings do was known to be were a pile of rub- one of the most dev- ble. Fortunately the astating tornados in tornado has left but American history. in its path it has left Terrified by the tornado, the victims of Oklahoma A British man a destroyed city . NHS BOSS TO RETIRE NEXT YEAR!

The head of the NHS months has faced infi- has ‘betrayed’ the citi- (National Health Ser- body set up under the nite calls over the Staf- zens of the UK by put- vice) is set to retire in government’s reforms to ford Hospital scandal. ting himself before pa- March 2014. He be- take charge of day-to- tients. lieves this is the right day running of the health service. time to retire. He spent 10 months as the boss of the local So that is why MPs have health authority in 2005 asked Sir David Nichol- Sir David Nicholson has MPs had required him to and 2006 at the climax son to resign as chief announced that he will retire after publication of of the problems which executive, because he is step down next March the public inquiry into led to hundreds of need- a selfish human who from his position of chief the failings. This in- less deaths. Soon after puts himself in front of executive of the NHS volved neglect and that, he accepted the the weak and the England. He has now abuse of weak patients. role of chief executive, The report was pub- wounded. spent seven years in before he took charge of charge, but in recent lished in February and the NHS England. The showed that the system P AGE 2 Miss Pitman LOCAL SCHOOL NEWS on the Move SO EXCITING, WE’VE NO GOT A LOCAL Local teacher, Miss Pitman, IDEA WHAT TO NAME IT! NEWS STORY? has moved into a Victorian The Reporter office was turned upside down PHONE IT IN TO house in Abington this morning when musician Will Rogers THE REPORTER (Northampton). came in to be interviewed. He treated jour- nalists to an exclusive live performance of his 01327 340758 original track, “So New I Don’t Want To After just renting houses she is Name It”. Which is literally so new he pleased that she can decorate doesn’t want to name it! Need a reporter her house and paint it however His melodic tones reverberated through the office, and even the hardest working journalists she wants. to cover an excit- and editor took a break to enjoy it. ing event? Then Will‟s album, Breaking Boat is available to She is also looking forward to download on iTunes. As well as promoting his give us a call… going to a restaurant on Wel- album he is also keen to let readers know that lingborough road as she lives he will hopefully be supporting Gabriel Aplin 01327 340758 later this year. so close to the lovely shops and restaurants there. Class 6 Play Released

Blood on the floor from for, practiced and per- treasure will now be so many bitten lips, nail formed by the talented stu- brought alive by gifted pu- marks on faces, the ten- dents of class five and six. pils in the top classes of the sion so high you T h i s incredible Bliss Charity can almost smell it. “Likely to be the story of school. From the youngest The swashbuckling, friend- in class five to the oldest in heroic and adven- best play that Bliss s h i p , class six these 55 children turous story of … Chariity School has pirates will work their hardest to Treasure Island…will a n d make this the best play now be auditioned ever seen!” m o st l y Bliss Charity school has seen. Exclusive Interview with Mrs M AUDITIONS FOR Today at 11:30 we interviewed Mrs.M about the play. she TREASURE ISLAND told us that in September after a lot of thought Mrs.M and TO BE HELD SOON! Miss.T finally made their decision on the play. CHECK THE REPORTER They have done this play before about 8-7 years ago and it was one of the most challenging plays that the school have put on. ON FRIDAY FOR MORE Mrs.M enjoys the plays a lot but she said she love putting on all DETAILS! the plays. The play will be performed at last few weeks of July and we will start straight after half term. Mrs.M said that she was looking forward to the play and everyone else is too. N EWSLETTER TITLE P AGE 3

Interested in working for Abandoned gosling makes unlikely friend The Reporter? Then send your CV into the news Orville, the gosling was The animal relationship is abandoned but has now strong. People think that these room offices! found a new bff. animals will always be together. She now goes on walks with Ruby the Staffordshire bull terrier and always follows her and if she goes on walks by her own she squeals and cries until she can see her best friend. Orville was rescued and tak- en to the sanctuary in Leeds. Ruby mothers Orville. Or- ville thinks that Ruby is her mum and Ruby thinks that Orville is her baby. DR OFSTED

The Government have re- Hospitals have recently been under fire saved, which will affect patient cently announced that doctors could be for poor performance and crucial mis- healthcare, is now funding inspections subject to OFSTED style inspections takes, and as a result should be subject when really it should be put into man- just like schools. to scrutiny regime. power and training for Doctors. Health Secre- This announcement tary, Jeremy Hunt, comes shortly after the insists that healthcare Coalition Government professionals must be Hospitals under fire for has announced spending answerable to the gov- poor performance and cuts across the board, ernment and public and including the NHS. crucial mistakes meet national stand- Opposition Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt after ards. argue that the money announcing plans to introduce Of- sted for Doctors. Local school gets a check up!

Exactly like every year, Bliss every year.” Next they asked him Charity School has had an inspec- why is it important to test our tion on their electric devises such school and he replied “To make as: Ipad chargers, lap tops, com- sure its safe just incase there is a puters, cameras and many, many problem with it and you have got more. An interview team was sent wet hands if you start to use it then out get information about the you may get an electric shock and check up and this is how it went… die!” Our interview team went to ask the After that they asked him is this electrician if there was anything his only job and he replied “yes, wrong with the school and if so to my job is mostly electrical test- explain in detail, and he replied. ing.” For more information call: “No not as far as I can find but it‟s 01327340758 thank you. always good to check like I do SCHOOL CHOIR EXCEL

At Bliss school from class 3, Griffiths, the choir lead- Hannah, Molly, Mili and er, trains very hard to Chloe like Stage fright, Chim keep the choir interest- Chiminy and Everybody has ed. She also has two joined. On 23 of May the children that were in the Choir are going to a concert Choir. Hazel Kelmen called Northampton festival. said “I like Choir be- Only a few people from the cause you get to sing a choir are going to the concert. song you choose as well Josh Bastin, a member of the as Mrs Griffiths chooses songs to.” In a weeks time the choir, said “I think it will be rooned in Romania or Choir will take a long voyage an exciting trip out with the will they return safe- to Romania. Will they be ma- choir but I feel nervous and at ly? the same time exited.” Mrs REVENGE:REVENGE:REVENGE:

This minecraft parody is amateur to a plagiarized tune, shrouding the warped accompanied by possibly I‟m deeply shocked it made it face of amateur plagia- the smoothest music video onto the tubes, and even more rism. ever accomplished in the so that Revenge has managed medium of varying sized to claim itunes fame. It is my cubes, yet this is its only opinion that Revenge‟s sole decent feature. With poor lifeline throughout its sorry lyrics sung by an obvious excuse for existence is the mask of stunning graphics

FEATURED ADVERT: FEATURED ADVERTISE- BLISS CHARITY CHOIR MENT: Join the choir for free at the bliss chari- FATHERS’ DAY GIFTS! ty “it‟s a really enjoyable experience” Star wars tune! said Alex one of the choir‟s singers Do you want a present for your dad? Did the store not sell the right music? Join the choir for free! Well this is the one to buy. You can buy the star wars theme tune for only £1.10 or buy the music app on your phone or The choir club‟s teacher is Mrs Grif- ipad which is absolutely free! This tune will be enjoyed by all the ages of the family. The music is well paced slow and fiths and has 17 pupil learning how to punchy with a classical opera flow. 291 people out of 320 sing. She hopes that in the future she enjoy this tune. All the opera songs combined make this will have more pupils to teach. classical song. So what are you waiting for buy it! ASK AMAH!

Dear Hannah and Amelia, Dear Amah, Dear Amah, Everyone in my class wears My sibling keeps arguing with I have had a really itchy head really cool clothes. I’m not me and winding me up. I leave recently. What could be wrong bothered that mine aren’t it for so long then react- and with me? And what can I do to expensive as I like my then I’m the one who gets into stop whatever it is? clothes-but I don’t like the trouble with my parents. How From William. way people make me feel by can I get them to understand taking the Mickey out of me. that it’s not all my fault? Dear William, What can I do? I don’t want From Grace. I‟m sorry to say, but we think to conform to their ways, but have head lice...don‟t worry I don’t want to be left out Dear Grace, though we‟ve all had them be- either... We understand your situation fore it‟s just best to get them From Melisa. (we`ve are all been there before) treated as soon as possible. We try to persuade your parents that recommend full marks spray and To Melisa, you are in the right and your sib- comb. Unhappy lice equals hap- We think you should tell them ling is in the wrong. You can do py children and happy children that you like what you wear this by taking evidence to prove means happy parents. and everyone has an individual that you`re correct unlike your style and they should respected sibling. you for who you are not the way you dress. Got a problem? Send it in to The The BrahMos Su- of India and the NPO Mashi- Reporter nostroeyenia of Russia. Capa- newsroom. personic Mis- ble of destroying land-based sile:The fastest out targets as well as ships within a huge range of 290km, the mis- there sile flies at a record-breaking Mach 3.The BrahMos is The BrahMos supersonic named after two rivers: The cruise missile is currently be- Brahmaputra in India and the THE ing developed by BrahMos Moskva in Russia. The mis- REPORTER Aerospace, a joint venture be- sile‟s air launched version is IS PROUD TO tween the Defence Research under development, which and Development Organization commenced in early ANNOUNCE 2013.Packed with THAT IT state-of-the-art satel- BOASTS lite navigation sys- READERS ON tems; this missile is certainly not to be TWO messed with CONTINENTS! HOROSCOPES THE OFFICIAL TOP 40 CHARTS Who are you? What type of person are you? We have 40: Chris Brown/Fine China 19: Nelly/ Hey Porsche the answer.... 39: The Saturdays/What about us? 18: Olly Murs/ Dear Darling Aries (21st March-19th April) 38: Gabriel Aplin/Please don‟t say you love me 17: Imagine Dragons/ Radioactive 37: The Lumineers/Ho Hey 16: will.i.am/ #ThatPower Jupiter is passing the sun, which means... You love sport, you also love to read. And you will be a fortunate, suc- 36: Birdy/People help the People 15: Disclosure/ You and Me cessful person in later life. 35: The Black Eyed Peas/Where is the love? 14: P!nk/ Just Give Me A Reason 34: PSY/ Gentleman 13: Bastille/ Pompeii Taurus (20th April - 20th May) 33: Iggy Azalea/Work 12: Stooshe/ Slip Saturn is passing Mars, this means... That you are a 32: Disclosure/White Noise 11: Calvin Harris/ I Need You Love unique individual person; you have your own sense of mind. This means you have a large amount of self- 31: Aluna George/ Attracting Flies 10: Sub Focus/ Endorphins motivation, to help you throughout life. 30: John Legend/ Ordinary People 9: David Guetta/ Play Hard Gemini (21st May-20th June) 29: Macklemore and Ryan Lewis/ Thrift Shop 8:: Armin van Buuren/ This Is What It Feels Like 28: Gabrielle Aprin/ Panic Call 7: Chris Malinchak/ So Good To Me There has been an eclipse, this means... That you`re a very confident person, who when is put on the spot can 27: Mariah Carey/ Beautiful 6: Wretch 32/ Blackout express themselves boldly with pride. You`re also a smart 26: Justin Timberlake/ Mirrors 5: Rudimental/ Waiting All Night person who isn`t afraid to display their knowledge. 25: Little Mix/ How ya Doin‟? 4: Macklemore and Ryan Lewis/ Can‟t Hold This Cancer (21st June - 22nd July) 24: Paramore/ Still Into You 3: Demi Lovato/ Heart Attack 23: Tich/ Dumb 2: Passenger/ Let Her Go Neptune has rotated, this means... That this person will be a funny, laid - back individual, who has a good sense 22: Pitbull/ Feel This Moment 1: Daft Punk/ Get Lucky of humour and is always up for a laugh, and overall a nice 21: Bruno Mars/ When I Was Your Man person. 20: Duke Dumont/ Need U (100%) Leo (23rd July - 22nd August) Venus is circling the moon, this means... That you`re a very affectionate person, who loves and cares for people that return the favour, you`re also a natural leader with a good attitude to hard work and perseverance. Virgo (23rd August - 22nd September) Mercury has grazed Jupiter, this means... Your athletic New Beach Awards! ability thrives as you do, in addition to this you`re a good person to be with, as you can barely cause any trouble. rd nd Now over 50 beaches have been awarded one of a kind Libra (23 September -22 October) blue flag awards for water standards being top-notch Mars has rotated 180 degrees, this means... That you`re easily intrigued by conspiracies and mysteries, you`re a and also for high standard rules and service in surround- funny person who loves to make people laugh. ing restaurants and bars. Scorpio (23rd October - 21st November) Saturn`s rings have multiplied, this means... That you`re an uplifting jolly person, who always looks at the bright These new honoured rewards have dropped in numbers side of life. as last years total gifts given out was 79 but this years is Sagittarius (22nd Noveber-21st December) now 55. this may be because of higher standards or it The sun has let out a solar flare, this means... That you‟re might be because our beaches are getting worse. But the a highly creative person who loves to get their hands dirty most popular conclusion is that they need to meet the in order to succeed; you always try your best in every knew outstanding criteria. As it is hard to believe that possible way. our beaches are below average. Capricorn (22nd December - 19th January) Neptune has collided with the sun, this means... That you are a music- inspired person, who loves nothing more Some good examples of beaches that have won the blue than achieving high standard grades throughout your career. flag award are Thanet in Kent, who won eight, and Tor- Aquarius (20th January -18th February) bay in Devon won four. It’s an award many bow before Mercury is on a tilt, which means... You are very jumpy but so little can win. and excited. You are a lovely person to be around and you will have a great sense of style and humour. Pisces (19th February- 20th March) So when you find a beach with a blue flag waving within Jupiter is passing through Uranus, which means ... You the grainy sand you know that it may be one of the best are very funny and you‟re the class clown. You have an in the country and UK (United Kingdom. interest in old films and have an awkward sense of hu- mour. MUSIC REVIEWS Party rock anthem The sky falls when it hears SKYFALL. Its as good as the film! All you need is a box of tis- sues, a mike and the song. This punchy rock song will make your It‟s a not as heart pumping as party rock anthem but socks stretch up! If you‟re having a its still one of the greats. party and you have lots of opera songs Adele has really out done herself. Get prepared to get the party rock anthem and everyone be amazed by the one and will want to be you. The party anthem Only SKYFALL. is another rock and roll reboot… all ag- es of the family will enjoy this rock Partying with the rock anthem: song! Buy this song for a great £1.00. So what are you waiting for get to the Modern, charismatic, another store and buy it! LMFAO success. I haven‟t seen or should I say heard a better song. Along side with its brothers „sexy and I know it‟ and „sorry for party rock- ing‟, this heart moving song will get your body moving. All you can hear is the song rocking in your ears. The two have really out done them selves when you hear this song - I guar- Gangnam Style. antee you will want lots more. If you‟re going to that club down the road, this is the song you should ask for. You can‟t By Psy stop your body moving to this unforgettable song of 2013 (even though it was released in 2011!)

Unlike its brother „sorry for party rocking‟ this song is suitable Only released in June 2012 it became the lead single of his sixth studio album. On December 21st 2012 it became for all ages. There is no bad language or inappropriate issues. the first YouTube video to reach a billion views. On May 20th 2013 the music video had been viewed over 1.61 billion times and is now high on the English pop charts and in American pop charts too. By the end of 2012 Gangnam style had toped the charts in thirty countries including Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Russia, Spain, USA, England and China. Gentleman Psy White noise by Disclo- If you went to the store and couldn‟t find the right gift? Well the problem is other sure buy the gentleman song for an amazing This song is an exhilarating about a security guard 55p. Gentleman is another Psy laughter. that has a passion for dancing Unlike Gangnam Style, Gentleman is This song has a very catchy phase, just noise, white more paced and humorous. If you have noise this disc in your hand I highly recommend This song is 90p off of the iTunes store and is worth you to buy it! This funny song is enjoya- every penny isolating you in a wrath of white noise and you can‟t get away well if don‟t listen to this ble with 466 people out of 510 liking this song you‟re simply missing out on possibly the best song. “Amazing” Ben Collins “an extrav- thing in your life . aganza” LUKE EDGINGTON INTERVIEW INTERVIEW WITH As today’s interview team we got the WILL ROGERS chance to meet an inspiring singer and im- peccable songwriter: Luke Edgington. Since the age of 14 Luke has been in- Some of the year 6 interview team were chosen to terested in music. Inspired by his idol Jon Bon- interview musician, Will Rogers, a spectacular jovi, this amazing musician fell in love with singer and songwriter who plays the guitar whilst music when he began the guitar-his teacher was singing. his inspiration- at Campion school. Singing, Writing an amount of 20-30 songs, Will Rogers was guitar, bass guitar and drums are just the some inspired by a woman‟s clever, emotional and inspira- of the talents he possess- tional song that he found on you tube. This talented es. musician‟s idol is Ed Sheeran because of his clever We asked him “Believe in and diverse lyrics. We asked him how long he had what he wanted to be been singing for and he when he was younger responded by saying that and he said he wanted to yourself to he had more or less been be a rock star but he ac- singing his whole life. Not “To achieve you must tually grew up to be an only does he write his own indie rock lover. Hang- achieve.” songs but he also covers keep trying, no matter over, (Luke said: „It was other music that other peo- how hard it is.” terrible!‟) was the first song that he wrote. ple have written, a gargan- When he was younger he went to sing- tuan total amount of 40-50 ing lessons for two years in secondary school songs. Performing at an (where his desire for music first blossomed). If astonishing 40 gigs since January, Will has recorded Luke didn‟t become a singer he wanted to be a videos on you tube for the world to see his titan tal- drummer as he couldn‟t bear to do anything ents. The quickest song he has written is 30 mins but other than music. An audience of about 200 the longest is about 4 years from the age of 17-21. was the biggest Luke Edgington had ever sung His ambition was to be a singer and he stuck to it. To in front of. follow in his footsteps listen to his advice. Bliss was home to Luke when he was „To achieve you must keep trying it is no matter how younger; he played the clarinet there, but gave hard it is.‟ These were the words of Will Rogers: In- up in Campion. spiration, talent, musician. In the inspiring words of the 22 year old: be- lieve in yourself to achieve.

The reporter teams with musicians Will Rogers (above) and Luke Edgington (left) Maybe, Just Maybe, He’s a Baby

This teens world success is surprising about him. I suggest that you never like Justin as quite frankly I find Justin Bieber: Bieber in any way here are some meaningfull annoying, girlish, disgusting, abys- quotes that I suggest you take notice of: from mal, atrocious, ghastly, appalling, the lovely Mrs. B “boring, monotonous, repet- vile and like the repetitive babies , I itive and frightful. The video is appalling and could go on but for your benefit, I he needs hair cut!” The respectable Mr. should probably start reviewing the Scanlon also quoted “the lyrics are dull and song that this is all about. It’s called the tempo is very repetitive. He needs a hair- Baby (just like him). cut!”. We then decided to venture deep into This review was not written to offend those the school and found our trusty dinner ladies who are fans of Justin, but to put and they quoted “I hate him!” from Mrs my true opinion of him out Wood “I don‟t like him ei- there. Let‟s begin with the vocal ther. He needs to grow up!” quality of the song, I think this spoken from Mrs Watt. But song makes him sound particu- unfortunately we found that larly girly it may just be the edit- one of the dinner ladies ing of the song but if it isn‟t then he has serious problems and he ( Sarah Mccnaire) had been needs to wake up and realise that to see him in concert and he was not born to sing. Obvi- claimed to love him! This ously the dreaming girls are at- is an outcast! But luckily tracted to his looks and not his we finally landed upon our singing. beloved teacher Mrs M and Now, this song was ft Ludacris and when he she spoke an important speech “I am NOT a sung his part in Baby I found him a lot more bel-ieber!” and no-one EVER should be! likeable than Justin Bieber but sadly this isn‟t BMW 6-SERIES (650i Gran Coupe)

BMW’s supercar in disguise. The 650i Gran Coupe. A master Piece. 0-60 in just 4.6 seconds. Top speed limited to 155mph. A power output of 450bhp. The engine has 8 cylinders and 4 valves for each of them. Let‟s face it. You‟re a business man. You‟ve received your benefits and don‟t want to pay them back. What do you do if you want a luxury car? BMW have the solution. The 6-series. Under the bonnet it doesn‟t have an engine; instead, it has a nuclear bomb. It produces 450bhp. Its two turbochargers give it its boost. It‟s just as good with performance as it is with its interior. On the inside, everything is where it should be. The seats are crafted out of leather. The computer systems calculate everything for you. The seats function perfectly. However, it‟s not all black and white. There are drawbacks. For in- stance, it‟s not cheap coming in at £61,615. The convertible version is absolutely hideous. Then comes the headlights. Whoever designed them must have lost his glasses as they are quite possibly the worst looking thing on earth. INJURY

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The weather forecast for this week is a good aver- MURRAY age of over 10 degrees. Andy Murray claims Suffering from lower back sion, and I love playing There are sunny spells for unable to participate in problems during the clay in Paris, but after seek- many of these days but French Open because of season last year provoked ing medical advice I‟m there are a chance of back injury, that also former Wimbledon cham- not fit to compete.” The dragged him out of Ital- pion, Virginia powerful words cloud and showers. There ian Open! Wade, to refer to of a suffering US Murray as a open champion are gusty winds in the „drama queen‟. have worked the north of Scotland with a A legend, a hero, a god As this is the magic. We all chance of shower and a and Britain‟s world num- most severe cri- feel for him. ber two, resigned in his sis he has experi- On the brighter risk of hail. There are fur- first match in Rome enced it drove him to miss side of Andy Murray‟s (Italy). Murray has opted ther scattered showers the French open and Wim- life he said that he hopes against competing on the bledon. he will be fit for the across the UK. Paris clay because of grass-court season at medical advice from his Queen‟s Club on the 10th osteopath. Andy Murray quoted “it‟s been a really tough deci- of June. Get well soon Tweet us? Murray! #thereporter Sreesanth’s Sport-Fixing!

India’s number one pace bowler arrest- ed because of sport -fixing in the IPL (Indian premier league) has insisted his innocence.

“I‟ve never indulged in any sport-fixing and have always played cricket in the spirit of the game,” he claimed in a statement delivery of a deliberate OUT NOW! released by his lawyer in Royals team. wide or no-ball, to bene- court. This is his first AVAILABLE ON fit bookmakers or those statement since the alle- iTUNES! betting on matches. Sreesanth has represent- gations where surfaced. ed India in 27 tests and

The brand new EP from has 53 ODI (one day Although the families of international) appearanc- Will Rogers! Sreesanth was arrested the three bowlers have es to his name. But this last week with Ajit denied match fixing by gradually increasing Chandila and Ankeet the cricketers and career has got to be put Chavan, fellow bowlers Sreesanth‟s lawyer has on hold because of a playing for Rajasthan claimed the allegations silly act of sport-fixing. Read online… Royals. Sport-fixing baseless, they are all involves illegally rigging www.bliss.northants.sch.uk/ suspended from cricket parts of a match, for as well as the Rajasthan example by timing the