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Strong easterly winds will briog radiation from Harrisburg. Penn- No one was sylvania to the Dayton area. Scientists warn people to not drink milk, ro eipect an increase thinking today. in birth defects and a lack of hair, FALL-OUT and death. The Daily Gardenia If it happened today, it's news to us April Kplus 2), 1979 issue forth ' Vol. ^Aqt. Dayton, Ohio Rain keeps WSU open Bv CHUCK STEVENS UNIVERSITY President Robert simply don't have the equipment Gardenia Managing Editor Kegerreis was vacationing on his for removing mass amounts of Executive Director of Campus yacht and was unavailable for tain," he said. He went on 10 note Planning and Operations Robert comment. that it would have been better to Francis recommended that Assistant Director of Security close school during the duration Wright State remain open today Carl Sims and Assistant Director of the storm and then "long despite the heavy rainstorm hov- of Parking Eddie Cooper told the enough for the ground to absorb ering over the area. Gardenia that they felt it might the excess rain." have been more logical to close The rain storm, which has been the school temporarily than to go Sints and Cooper, along with deluging the globe day and night to the expense of dispensing employees from Plant Main- for the past ten days, is expected several thousand lifejackets. tenance. have been working on a to continue at that same severity mysterious wooden structure out for at least a month more. While Sims indicated that he expected in the parking lot for the past few all other institutions in this area problems with security because days. Sims said he got the idea (worldwide conditions are un- the water had shorted out most of from voices ho heard while sleep- known due fo a cease in com- the alarms on the campus. He ing, and that the structure is munications) have been forced to also noted that his department is related to the rain phenomenon. close due to the flooding, or have hav'ng trouble responding to closed voluntarily, Francis said he calls. He elaborated by saying Cooper also refused to elab- had rowed over the local roads that some of his officers are "just orate on the problem, saying only and found them to be "generally not very good swimmers." that »he project had to be done by passible." He noted however, Friday. Sources said that blue- that his recommendation did in- COOPER ADDED that the prints for the structure indicated A student arddenUBt scrapea her purse against the latest art clude issuing lifejackets to ail problems his department is facing several dozen rooms made for two work at a recent art exhibition. Gardenia file photo University-related personnel. are ail but insurmountable. "We occupants only. WSU pulls a 'Harrisburg' Nuclear materials accidently dumped in Miliett

day. Fairbora and Yellow Springs." By JOSEPH ROSSI restroom in protective clothing million people. The spokesman Murray denied thet the calling would not say where these refu- Special from tie L.A. Tribune AN UNCONTROLLED nuclear carrying plungers. in of ihe NRC meant that a gees should go. although he did The second nuclear accident reaction started, releasing large Murray's denial was strongly nuclear accident had occurred. mention something about Nome, within a week has officials of the amounts of radioactivity, most in criticized by a NRC spokesman "We had been reading about the Nuclear Regulatory Commission the form of radioactive methane. who said that by denying the Alaska. plumbing work they had been (NRC) planning for a large-scale The formation of this volatile reports, Murray was endangering doing at the Three-Mile Island QUESTIONS concerning what evacuation of the suburbs of gas has hampered attempts to a large number of people in reactor and just wondered if they 15 pounds of weapons grade Dayton. remove the plutonium from the Dayton's eastern suburbs, where could help us out," he insisted. plutonium were doing on the NRC officials were called to the toilet, since a large bubble of the university is located. Murray said that classes would campus went unanswered. campus of Wright State Universi- methane has taken form above THE NRC SPOKESMAN also not be cancelled today because no Wright State s nuclear materi- ty, five miles east of Dayton. the reaction and can be ignited by criticized Murray for not contact- danger to students exists. als har,U»ng facility is designed to Monday when large amounts of the slightest spark. ing the agency earlier. If univer- bundle substances used in bio- radioactivity were found escaping NFC officials said they are sity officials had made the notifica- "I THINK everybody is over logical research with low, harm- from a restroom in one of the periodically venting the gas in tion as soon as they knew of the reacting about this. Hasn't any- less levels of radioactivity. campus buildings. MiUett Hall. sin all quantities to avoid en- problem, he said, much of the body ever smelled a fart before?" dangering the rest of Ohio. An employee on the loading methane would not have been Murray queried. dock said the package containing formed. THE AREA ABOUND the rest- the plutonium was delivered Sun- ACCORDING TO these officials room, located nesi to the nuclear "We could have used a snake The NRC spokesman then said day when the shipping depart- steps are now being taken to have materials receiving are*, was and just reamed those pipes that 15,000 Greene County resi- ment was closed. quickly sealed off by University all pregnant women and small clean. We can't do that now dents died after the release of Police as attempts were made to children evacuated from within a because of the spark hazard," the Methane, "1 don't want to cause "WE SAW ST when we came to five-mile radius of the campus. completely ascertain the cause of spokesman explained. a panic, but If we don't get this work and didn't know what to do Vice-President for Administra- the radioactivity. "One spark now and it's good- plutonium out of this teiiet we're with it, so 1 guess somebody tive Affairs John Murray denied Initial reports are sketchy, but bye, Dayton!" he added. going to have a very serious ditched (it) into the toilet." the all reports of high levels of radio- It seems that IS pounds of "Right now there are fatal problem. I think we should evacu- employee said, weapons grade plutonium were activity in University buildings levels of radiation where we are ate every person within 20 miles accidentally flushed down a toilet. and said the problem was nothing standing and this radioactivity is of the site immediately," the "1 guess if he knew all thai The plutonium then formed a more than simple plumbing prob- spreading. This morning we had spokesman said. other junk had been dumped into critical mass when it mixed with lems. Hi* declined to comment on to vent large amounta of radioac- it (the toilet), he would have put it radioactive urine and stool sam- why service department em- tive methane to try to cool down This would entail the move- into the dumpster ." ples deposited there earlier in the ployees were seen entering the the plutonium and wiped out ment of at least 750,000 io one 2 DAILY GAIDWOA Apr. J, 1*79 Intoxicated carp create havoc on Quad

By SCOOPTHORNTON nearby students, throwing them they were on the level." victims (an apparent tactic to hide just really shook up" and the rest Guardian Staff Writer into the moat with cries of "how This latest development on the their true identities) the fish then were either bruised or received III an apparently bizarre role do you like it?" Allyn Hall moat appears to be an swiftly moved toward the parking lacerations from the fishes' fins, reversal late yesterday, si* man- One witness. Ginger Baker, a uprising by the carp. In the lot where they had originally according to a hospital spokes- sized intoxicated carp wearing sophomore power volleyball ma- October 20 issue of the Daily entered and disappeared. One man. fraternity pledge beanies at- jor, elaborated. "These cats were Gardenia, it was reported that at witness (who has asked not to be tacked several students in the sure messed up - they smelled least 18 carp had been found in named) claimed he spotted the Fairborn Police are now inves- quad and threw them face down like an entree at a Chinese the moat and that at the printing culprits leaving at a high rate of tigating the attack and are keep- in the Allyn Hall moat. restaurant, you know - heavy fish of the article there had been speed in a blue Chevy pickup with ing their investigation Top Secret The carp appeared on campus smell but that cheap wine sroma. "four casualties." This, however, a gun rack. until they can provide more facts. at approximately 2:00 in the PE Anyway, like they were walking is the first report of the carp Anyone with information per- parking loi and proceeded to upright on their fins, at first I taking any action tc- reciprocate. The injuries in the incident taining to the identities or where- "waddle their way untouched to thought it tvas some kind of joke After violently throwing an have been quoted between 5 and abouts of the culprits should the Quad area." Once in the qu»d with the besnie* and all - but estimated 20 students in the 10; none are serious. Of the contact the Daily Gardenia office they apparently began making when they started grabbing peo- moat, the carp then tossed the students who were admitted to between the hours of 3 a.m. and 5 horrible noises and grabbing ple with this vengeance. I knew beanies into the water with the area hospitals, "over half were a.m. daily and ask for Clark Kent, WSU student devises new birth control method

By MIKE HOSIER BY HOLDING his breath the discovery, he will have a testi- McEachen noted that men who Keep your Guardian Associate Editor male is able to starve his sperm of monial dinner in his honor a week smoke should be c-.reful when oxygen and as a result causes from Wednesday, held by the attempting the technique. "Men Saying that he owes it *11 to each to become infertile. The Wright State Alumni Association. who smoke can't hold their breath letters "lots and lots of practice," Jhree percent of the time that this Wright State freshman Scott Ed- doesn't work is due to what BKIA.N L. HITCH1NGS, dean ward McEachen. humbly an- McEachen jokingly refers to as of College of Engineering said nounced one of the most momen- Super Spcrm--sperm thai arc "This is a proud day in the history tous discoveries in human sexuali- somehow able to survive the of Wright State University. I think Spring Quarter extended ty in recent years. three-minute period of oxygen we may have another Einstein on deprivation. our hands." By ISOLDE AUTE June 9 will not receive their McEachen's Technique, as it McEachen, an English major, Guardian Copy Editor diplomas unlzss they present has been called in professional said. "My discovery requited no McEachen. who grew up on a Executive Director of Campus proof of attendance for the extra circles of late, is one by w hich the in-depth research but just com- sheep farm in southern Ohio and Planning ana Operations Robert class days. Francis said. male holds his breath at least mon sense. I mean, if you hold a learned much about the birth "Bob" Francis announced yes- three minutes before ejaculating small animal under water for process during those formative terday that Wright State will "1 stalled as long as I could during sexual intercourse. Amaz- three minutes it doesn't act the years, will derive some profit remain open for two extra days before closing the school." he ingly enough, this practice has same as it would under normal from his'discovery through a book following the end of spring quar- continued, "and 1 only did it he authored recently. The book, successfully decreased the in- conditions. It's only logical that ter. All students will be required because 1 had been assured that stance of pregnancies by 97 the same would apply to sperm. available in bookstores soon at to attend classes. students would be able to make SI2.95. win be called Hold Your percent in case studies; combined But without the water." F'ancis explained that the extra up the missed time. To me. with other birth control methods Breath or Your Baby: The Choice days arc needed to make up for nothing, not snow, not rain, not Though McEachen will not is Yours. the technique is successful 100 the hours missed during winter hail or even nuclear holocaust is percent of the time. make thai much money from his quarter because of inclement important enough to warrant weather. missing even a few hours of school." Show Vour Love far the Kin?... "WHEN I WAS forced to close the school on the afternoon of FRANCIS WAS unable to give its, the King flf Pank has passed en to that great Feb. 12 and delay ooening on details on the University's plans Feb. 26 students lost nearly 10 lor make-up days shouid an actual CBSBs in the sky, but yeu can pay trfHute to Sid Vicious whole hours of class time." nuclear threat materialize, but with this beautiful, hand-ettft&d Vicious memorabilia. Francis noted sadly. "I wouldn't noted that, "in light of the recent be able to rest easy until 1 knew developments in Pennsylvania, The Vicious Beft Buclde....Solid Brass, depicting they would be able to make up we have people working around that lost time." the clock to insure that WSU Sid shooting up....0nly «9.95l Students scheduled to graduate students won't have to miss at commencement ccremonies class." Tne Sid Vicious Pendant... .exquisitely detailed cameo *********************************** of Sid's beloved sn«rl....0nly M5.99I « t ? 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loo* Back in Anger will be presented Cloudy wfth periods of rain in a special encore performance April 12 possible today. Highs today and at 8:00 p.m. in the Festival Playhouse. tomorrow will be in the upper 40s Tickets ( the last performance at Wright and low 50s. Low temperatures or State go on sale April <>th. tonight from the 30s to the low CLOUDY 40s. r The Daily Guardian v April 3, 1979 Issue 84 Volume XV Wright State University Dayton. Ohio Full compensation retirement plan halted

By KEVIN THORTON Retirement has called upon the In other developments. Keger- discussion concerning the Uni- scholarship carry at least 12 credit Guardian Staff Writer State Teachers Retirement Sys- reis commented on the upcoming versity Budgetary expenditures hours a quarter, and if they fall tem (STRS) to revoke its policy possibility of WSU's accreditation and policies from '>73 to the below the required GPA they will Wright State's unique retire- allowing WSU to use the plan. from the North Central Associa- present. The discussion centered be removed from the sport they ment plan for instructors having ACCORDING TO Kegerreis. tion (NCA). The NCA sent a around the amount of overhead are participating in. full compensation has experienc- though conditions now are committee here to study WSU for and it was agreed that any further However, if the athlete should ed its first criticism, and it now "somewhat turbulent." he still accreditation, and a final recom- questions should be brought to at any time during the year bring appears that it may not be feels that "Wright State will put mendation will be received by the the Committee itself. his GPA back up to the required instituted at all. said President their plan into action." The STRS President Friday. average, he will remain eligible Robert Kegerreis at yesterday's and Ohio Board of Retirement are A motion by engineering pro- LASTLY, THE Council discuss- for the remaining part of that Academic Council meeting. discussing this problem and with- fessor Dr. Malcom Ritchie to ed proposed changes in the year. Tne motion was tabled as Kegerreis reported that on a in a few days will issue a study the effectiveness of the Athletic Constitution concerning clarification was requested on recent trip to Chicago he was proposition on regulations to treat Budget Review Committee was the easing of GPA and credit some of the wording. informed that the Ohio Board of total compensation. passed. Ritchie also proposed a requirements for atheletcs on Tuition hike may make up for proposed budget cut

By KEVIN THORNTON administration. pleted. with meetings held this WSU's fees arc not yet up to the the impact that a tuition hike has Guardian Staff Writer Since WSU is a state funded week, and approved by the Board maximum level allowed by the on people, so we are going to try It appears that WSU will im- institution, this cut will inevitably of Trustees. According to Spinel, state." to impose the smallest increase pose i tuition hike on students for effect the WSU budget currently the budget should be completed Spiegel did note. "We know possible." the Fall '79 quarter to accommo- being worked out. To make up within two weeks. At that time, date a proposed budget cut of the whatever funds will be lost from students should be informed of Ohio Board of Regents. the stxte, WSU will be forced to the amount of tile possible hike. T);e budget cut. approved by raise tuitions and have the stu- Spiegel continued. "The bud- the governor's office, is currently dents make up the overall dif- get process has been slower than awaiting approval by the state ference. said Spiegel. 1 can remember. We can'! even Caucus to continue HALT legislature where- even further The actual smount of the sprrulate on an amount until that cuts are possible, informed An- increase will not be officialCs has been worked out. The hike drew Spiegel, vicc-ptesident for known until the budget is com- could, however, be substantial;

By DORIAN A. VIOLIN Burns also reported on the Cooperative program offered to WSU.UD Guardian Staff Writer Food Service meeting held earlier At their meeting Thursday in the week. "Darrel Lantz (Di- night. Student Caucus members rector of Food Services) spots By MIKE MILLER programs. ties for these educators. decided to continue the HALT about price relief on some items. Guardian Special Writer Dillehay added, "UD and WSU campaign for a few more weeks. We were trying to negotiate it so The Ohio Board of Regents has have cooperated on many in- Dillehay acknowledged, "In- "If we stop now, they're just that certain hems wouldn't be approved a cooperative program formal activities in the past, but dividuals completing this pro- going to say that the wind blew raised, like hamburgers." he to be offered by Wright State this is the first time the two gram will be lookin;; for central for awhile and now it's stopped. A said. When the other members University and the University of universities have worked together office jobs such as administrative couple of times people have expressed criticism of the price Dayton designed for educators in on a formal educational opera- and superintendent positions." stopped me in the hall and hikes. Bums added, "You have to the Miami Valley area. tion." Wright State and UD will wanted to know what is going on re»l"»» tki crunch they're in." This offering is considered He believes, ' in the long run charge the same tuition and fees, with the drive," said Terry BAMBI BARTH, Education rep- unique because of the cooperation the pay off will be in the children, One-half of the courses taken by Burns, Liberal Arts represen'.a- resentative and vice-chairer, on an advanced master's program because they will be taught by the educators will be offered at live- asked the other members if they by a large state university and * better educated instructors." each university. Dillehay feels THE MEMBERS discussed the would be interested in thinking large private university. The pro- that the program will be very fact that President Carter had just up question!, to ask Jeffrey Hale, gram will begin this fall. EDUCATORS successfully com- effective. He stated, "The in- allocated money to primary and a man from Dayton running for pleting this program will receive tegrated activities and field ex- secondary schools. "If all this President as an independent. DR. JAMES A. DOXEHAY, an Educational Specialist degree. perience should provide the In- money goes to them, where does "WWSU is going to have an open that leave us (colleges at.d uni- Asso-iate Dean of the Wright Dillehay explained. "This par- dividuals with greater opportuni- forum with him and they want to versities)? Do we get money, and State college of Education, said. ticular degree is replacing the 90 ties in the future. know if we can think up any if so. how much?" asked Lisa "The primary advantage of joirt- credit hour requirement that "Between 30 and SO indi- questions to ask him." she ex- Lord. Nursing representative. ly offering this program is to would be effective if the two viduals will enroll this fall." plained. Burns explained that many provide for a more in-depth universities did not integrate, h Dillehay projected. The members also talked about other schools never got a chance training regarding the educators provides a smorgasbord for the This cooperative arrangement training next year's Caucus to start the HALT campaign. in this community. This can be educators from this joint agree- will also allow the two universities to put out faculty evalua; "Because of timing some schools accomplished better by the two ment." The degree, which re- to pool resources, such as the "Thty could learn from our niis- never got the campaign properly universities cooperating. rather quires only 54 credit hours, extensive library and media hold- takes, like putting them out too under way," he said. than having their own separate greatljr increases the opportuni- ipgs at both universities. late," said Burns. feooooeKSOOC r.-c; 4 DAILY GUAKMAW Apr. 3, 197» »———M ( UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL Ohio nuclear plant closed until evaluation THE MAYOR, who has been CLEVELAND UPI - The Davis- Three Mile Island incident and request Monday from Cleveland Harrisburg. Pa. battling CE1 for more than a year, Besse Plant will our Davis-Besse design and pro- Mayor Dennis Kucinich and nu- called the plant a "nuclear white not resume operations until Tole- "WE HAVE MADE ( commit- cedures." the Toledo Edison clear power activist Henry W. do Edison Co. has completed a ment to Nuclear Regulatory Com- chief said. Eckhart to close down the Davis- elephant." "comparative evaluation" of the mission officials that we will not The announcement by William- Besse facility, in light of the Asked if Cleveland had an Three Mile Island accident with re-start the plant until they have son was released in Cleveland by accident at Three Mile Island. evacuation plan in case of a the Divis-Bcsse facility. Toledo been notified. They have indi- Cleveland Electric Illuminating nuclear emergency at Davis- cated that their inspection eiperts Edison President' John P. Wil- Co.. which owns the Davis-Besse Besse. the mayor said. "It's an will be sent to our plant." Kucinich charged Monday that liamson said Mondav. facility with Toledo Edison. Alice-in-nuclear-wonderland ques- Williamson said. Davis-Besse Davis-Besse represents "a clear tion to worry about evacuation, The announcement by William- was shut down last Friday for 10 THE THREE Mile Island and and present danger" to the instead of the actual concept of son came on the heels of a days, for what the Toledo Edison Davis-Besse are among six plants Cleveland metropolitan area be- nuclear plants." disclosure that 'he Nuclear Reg- termed routine maintenance. of similar design in the United cause it is 75 miles downwind of ulatory Commission will reinspect States, with the nuclear reactors the city. He dso argued that the equipment at Davis-Besse, near "Please be assured that we do designed by the Babco. < A. Wil- plant has an unsatisfactory oper- Send us Port Clinton. Ohio, to determine not plan to put the Davis-Besse cox Co. ating record, citing evidence it was shutdown 38 times from if there is danger of an accident unit back into service until we your letters similar to one which occurred at have sufficiently completed our A n examiner for Public Utilities November 1977. when it opened, the Three Mile Island plant near comparative evaluations of the of Ohio, meanwhile, denied a until last Jan. 13. Site of hit comedy Mork and Mindy' success has effect in on Boulder BOULDER, Colo. UPI - Al- BOULDER IS a college town THE HOUSE, with its stained children. Schwartz. "We enjoy the extra though this foothills town that with more bookstores than liquor glass windows and lace curtains, The local Joslins and J.C. visitors it brings. It seems to be serves as an earthly home for stores. The Mall, located a few is subdivided into three living Penney outlets offer "Mork and good advertising for the city." Mork of Ork is shyly proud of the blocks from Mork and Mindy's units and is surrounded by a tall, Mindy" T-shirts, featuring Ork- Donald Laing. the owner of the famous television resident, the television house, features mimes grey picket fence. The fence is the ian comments, but store man- Boulder Book Store that was owners of the Victorian-era house and musicians, joggers and jug- object of owners' concern. agers point out that the items are transformed with a mere sign used in the scries worry about glers as regular fare. "They are really worried sou- marketed nationally. change into the music store where their picket fence. Since the sleeper series became venir hunters will take the fence, Merchants on the mall, which Mindy works, said the show's The weekly episodes of "Mork a smash, inquiries about the picket by picket. They find people is shown in the series' intro- success has increased the flow of and Mindy" are filmed in a house have averaged two or three on the porch all the time. The duction, cringe at the mention of browsers through his shop. Hollywood studio, but the open- a day. said Flora Mendenhall of owner once found people in the capitalizing on the rraze and ing view of a beige-and-white the Chamber of Commerce. She living room when she came home shrug at the prospect of a festival, "Boulder people don't tend to two-story house was shot on a said the summer influx of moun- from shopping." said Mrs. Men- similar to ones held by faithful watch a lot of television. I have quiet Boulder street. The town tain visitors should boost the denhall. "Star Trek" fans. never seen the program, but I was selected for its lack of pre- figures. "People just don't understand AT THE New York Delicates- have asked my friends and to may vious television exposure. "The people in the house say Mork doesn't live there and that sen, where many employees amazement they said it is very Mork of Ork, played by Robin lots of cars slow down as they the series is filmed in California." claim not to own television sets, a good and very funny." he said. Williams, and Mindy. played by pass and folks take pictures. I OTHER THAN THE tourist waitress said she watched the Mork and Mindy, who have not Pam Dawber, have visited the have a couple of letters addressed traffic past the house. Mork and show only after the producer had been in Boulder since the opening Colorado community only once. to Mork there. Thing is. it's not fame have not tainted Boulder, inquired about using the restau- scenes were filmed, are sched- The producer wanted a house just kids. We had a car of grown known for natural foods restau- rant as a set in the fall. uled to return in the fall for with a tower or a turret and the women from Texas last week." rants. good rock climbing and the "People talk about i{ all the location shooting and can expect a residence on Pine St. was picked. she said. remnants of the 1960s (lower time." said manager Tania warm welcome.

Kennedy urges U S to improve relations with Soviet Union, China

WASHINGTON UPI - In a the U.S.-Soviet relationship has and Poland. Union. In fact, at the diplomatic the China card in the Soviet major foreign policy speech, Sen. been deteriorating badly. Under the 1974 Trade Act, the card table, it would be games- player's face." Edward Kennedy today urged the "Unfortunately, the incentives United States may grant most-fa- manship equivalent to flinging United States to improve relations for restraint and cooperation have voied-nation status to a com- with the Soviet Union and Clrna diminished in U.S.-Soviei rela- munist country only if the presi- by extending normal trading tions." he said. "Leaders in dent certifies it is making a terms to both communist nations. Moscow and Washington fall significant effort to liberalize its 'Tornado Safety' He also called for an interna- back too readily on the option of emigration policies. tional conference for establishing confrontation, and appear reluc- peace in Indochina and urged all Week declared tant to strive for cooperation. KENNEPY NOTED the Soviets nations tc reconsider the dangers allowed 30.000 Soviet Jews to COLUMBUS UPI - By declara- that during the past 30 veals, of nuclear energy as a :csult of "THE TRADE relationship be- emigrate last year and may tion of Gr,v. James A. Rhodes, Ohio has averaged about !3 crisis of the Three Mile Island tween our countries provides an permit up to 40,000 to leave this this is "Tornado Safety" week in tornadoes a ye*r. Eighteen nuclear reactor near Harrisburg, opportunity to redress this bal- year. Pa. Ohio. i. state that the Nat/onal touched down in Ohio last year. ance. If carefully structured, most- He said, too, "positive Chinese Weather Service says is unpre- favored-nation treatment and ex- Ohio, according to the weather emigration policies" would make pared to cope with the violent service, ranks 22nd in the number port-import credits can introduce KENNEDY'S REMARKS were it possible for China to obtain storms. of tornadoes . 36J . ( occur, and prepared for a speech before the major new incentives for a more D most-favored-nation status. Apri' marks the beginning of neventh in the .lumber of deaths - Council on Foreign Relations in positive relationship." Kennedy flatly rejected any the three-month peak tornado 147 - caused by '.omadoes during New York City. They were made Most-favored-nation status thought of extending most-fa- season in Ohio, which lies on the that time In Kansas, which has available in Washington by his guarantees a country the same vorcd-nation status to China, but eastern edge of "Tornado Alley," three times the n-.mber of torna- Senate office. trading advantages extended to not to the Soviet Union. a strip of the continental plains does. only 143 people have died. The Massachusetts Democrat, the United States' most-favored and Gulf Coast that is the most Those tics, the weather i congressional leader in the trading partners The only com- "Such a step would not just be favorable spot in the world for the servicc s* reflect a lack of effort to establish full diplomatic munist nations now granted such a misguided attempt to play the formation of tornadoes. • commune *nd personal pre- relations with Peking, noted that status are Romania. Yugoslavia China card against the Soviet The weather service reports paredness.

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to the Editor: truth which seemingly is so have never really carefully read 1 close with a quote from crossroad may be mo.-e importanl 1 highly commend the article by foreign and removed from the the scriptures for themselves. George E. Will, Pulitzer Prize than we think and shortcuts may David Mi* concerning answers to mind of the 1979 student, who is Perhaps they go to Richard winner for distinguished com- lead to very nasty places. Pil- life's most basic Questions. The teen more often than not hiding Edgerton as their authority, who mentary. Washington Post Col- grims Progress has endured for Guardian needs to be encouraged his head in the land rather than obviously is a most confused umnist. as he remarks on the 300 years for (he bes( of reasons: to promote and print more articles examining the utter futility of his individual if he trueJy belli ves number two best seller of all time. IT IS TRUE!!!" David Mix's which have some substance and life. yoga arid yoke are synonymous Pilgrim s Progress (an allegory on article has stirred the student raise issues of. relevance that As for me, the Biblical docu- terms. (I refer to Letters to (he (he Bible). "Many people do not body, as evidenced by responses students seed to interact around. ments with (heir massive manu- Editor 3/29/79) believe thai either trumpets or such as this, to ponder these flames arc at (he end of -ach Is not a legitimate function of the script authority deserve cartful I am anxiously cwaiting more questions for the best of reasons; human journey. But they can University community the free investigation before they can be articles which are bold enough to IT IS TRUE!!! •hare this much of John Bunyan's stimulating exchange of ideas? dismissed as cot relevant. In fact, stand against the tide of "popular Rentes Bowers III vision: The choice of ways a( any Even Christian ideas - or Biblical most students, it is safe to say, sentiment." Space crunch causes shuffling on campus

So where is the Xerox machine? Koch responded. "We took part until we find a better use for that Koch said this wasn't the best By CAROL HOWELL "...in a space we carved out of of their office and reception area, space. "Then," she sighed, "we Guardian Associate Writer working relation for each depart- University Counseling Services," There (he machine will remain will siarl all over." How far can the space crunch at ment. "Wc decided to move the Wright State go? Pretty far. when Xerox machine from its location you have to hide the Xerox directly adjacent to Cooperative Can You Choose The Guardian News Reporter? machine in a room carved out of advisor into the Xerox room. We another department's snace, ad- then moved the Expanded Hori- mitted Elenore Koch, WSU vice- zons program into the space president for Student Affairs. vacated in the University Divi- Koch explained that several sion." departmental expansions at WSU KOCH EXPLAINED (ha( it have made it necessary to redis- made sense to move the Ex- tribute space in the Student panded Horizons program into Services wing of Allyn Hall. the University Division since its "THE COOPERATIVE Educa- function is mainly advisory. tion department hired a new Cooperative Outreach advisor. ABORTIONS ANSWER but had no extra loom for the advisor. He was put temporarily in the University Division." Koch O R 9t"0 '93!jjo ueipjeno A|IBQ am je uosjad ui A|dde aaiBe noA || jiejnjeu e aj,noA sessep said. Clink In your area Unfortunately, that move left jnoA punoje JIJ 01 painpaips s.jeui qof Buffloze UB JOJ the new Expanded Horizons for Appt. made 7 data ajisap jnoA pue 'ajeis 1MBMM ie 6uiuaddeq S.JBMM UI Women program out in the cold. isajaiui jnoA 'A|jE|n6aj >UOM OJ dn SujMO^S JOJ apniuje Termination 1-24 weeka So, Koch continued, "they (Ex- aiqisuodsaj jnoA a6en6ue| qsi|6u3 em )0 puBuiuioo panded Horizons) were shuffled Insurance - Credit carda jnoA HUM )BLIM Anjenb nOA sdBipad ,sjayod9y SMON into the Financial Aid section. ( none ol Call toll free 1-800-362-1205 (he above I aq ueo S6UIMBJP IOU a|doed |eaj A|UQ jasjnoo >o ,,3,,

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April Fools

What's this? Carl Sims and Ed Cooper building an ark in the parking lot? A nuclear disaster here at our own. humble Wright State? And what is this about vicious carp throwing people into the moat? What this mess is all about is the Annual April Fool's edition of the Wright State Daily Guardian. Each year about this time, the staff here at the Guardian takes the opportunity of the annual fooler's day to parody some of the major news stories of the past year. Some of the parodies are about events on campus while others are about news happenings off campus. So take every thing on the first two pages and the List two pages as nothing more than our normal April Fool's nonsense. Despite rumors to the contrary, the inside eight pages are nothing Reminiscing April fools more than news, not any fabrication of the truth as presented on the /rages of The Daily Gardenia. By GAYLON V1CKERS Guardian Editor been a millstone around my neck." This date has always signaled a "scoop" of This announcement came shortly after several some sort for the Wright State [Daily] Guardian. ex-WSU English instructors were awarded a Many of the breaking news stoiies have been cash settlement and their reinstatement to about construction of some sort, such as the former positions as the result of a discrimination Golding arches reported on in the April 1. 1974 suit against WSU. Job Opportunities issue of the Guardian. AT THAT TLME sources claimed. "This is Dr. ABOUT THE Golding arches. President Spiegel's way of putting his subordinates in Robert Kegerrcis stated. "All of us recognize their proper places. Even though they will the contribution Dr. Golding (Brage Golding. receive the monetary damages, they can't be Attending college places a tight squeeze on the pocketbook. and first president of WSU) made to Wright State. reinstated if positions are not available. anything that helps to alleviate the pressure is more than a little He. more than any other person, made WSU That was obviously a good year for scandals, welcome. what it is today, and we wanted some kind of as the Guardian also revealed that, according to The job opportunities offered through Student Employment are memorial that would accurately reflect this great a secret report by the Ohio State College Board. not for everyone Some students are not eligible for a majority of the contribution. WSU had been participating in an illegal jobs because they don't have work study and most students who The Golding arches, not yet completed, were program called Rcnt-A-Student. attend Wright Slate are spending what seems like loo many hours at planned to stretch from the main entrance of "The purpose of the program is to provide part time jobs they are already working at. WSU on Col. Glenn to the K-lot parking area. universities with people who, for a fee. will For the minority of students to «.1 am the job openings are slated, They were to be buiit by the acclaimed enroil, attend a class on the first day and, for all however, the 82 positions Student Employment is ottering to the architectural firm of Dewey. Bilkum and Howe, practical purposes, act like students," said campus community should be regarded as a God send. will be gold in color and will have a sign hanging Kegerreis. One sad aspect of all this is thai a number of those 83 jobs are now from them saying, "OVER ONE MILLION "THESE STUDENTS ARE the ones who open, according to Darrell Carter, co director of Student Employ- STUDENTS SERVED." create the mass confusion on the first day of ment. because some students' work study funds have expired for classes each quarter. They sign up for the most the cum nt year, and several departments do nor have the funds Another project of similar proportions was popular courses, like English 111. so real started in 1975. This project was the building of needed to convert their present student help into regular students are closed out of classes and have to go a uew sign for Wright State U that would have employees. another quarter to complete thes general taken up only slightly over an acre of WSU's Just as the old must make way for the young in the job market, education requirements," he continued. woodland-, behind the library. the former work-study students must male way for the recent The following year, the Guardian revealed THE SIGN WOULD have consisted of only additions into the fold when the ' 'oldsters'' funds have run out. that the old Re.it-A-Student program hwS gone three letters saying "WSU" and would have Perhaps the analogy isn't a good one, but the entire situation by the boards in favor of a new system to flood been constructed after knocking down trees in sounds like the tales you used to heur of Indians giving gifts and the first day of school with studet>.s. the aforementioned wooded area. At the time, then taking them back. This time, though, the government holds the With the advent of the Medical School, WSU the Guardian reported that Kegerreis admitted tomahawk and the gift is a job. found that it had the capability to Suiid all of the that there was some opposition to the idea, but students that it Deeded. dismissed critics as "persons who would stop ACCORDING TO Medical School Dean Dr. progress for a couple of rabbits. After all." he John Beljan, "Too many people were dying continued, "this will really put Wright State on tately, and we had the excess of cadavers lying the map." 1 iiround. So one of our professors '.Mary Shelley) The following year, the Guardian astounded Guardian Staff the Dayton Daily News and the Journal Herald hit upon this brilliant idea of wiving the by announcing WSU's most ambitious expan- University money by building the students (to be used in place of the Rent-A-Studcats)." sion ever. editor... gay Ion viekers Both of the Dayton newspapers 'iad been full The next year. 1978, proved to be an issue managing editor...chuck stevens of a battle between Fairborn ar,d the city of without many investigative series at H. The associate editor...mike hosier Dayton that year over just which city would issue did not Isck for news a3 that was an issue news editor... boh myers annex Wright-Patterson Air Fovce Base. in which the famous "so confidence" vote took place. wire editor...j.f carroll jlji THE Guardian ANNOUNCED April 1. 1976 business manager... that Wright State University wrs throwing its The vote was unacimous at the monthly ad manager... lance gold berg hat into that annexation ring, since WSU could American Association of University Provosts assistant ad manager...tracy jane "offer the Air Force a better deal than can meeting in which theu-WSU Provost Dr. copy personnel... melanie updike, lisa aurand. craig Dayton or Fairborn." according to then Execu- Andrew Spcigel introduced ;he "no-con- fidence" motion. layout staff...sve larkin. ellen shoecraft tive Vice-President Andrew Spiegel. typesetters... c. jackson hamilton. teresa westerheide, rose j'erguson Spiegel also made another startling announce- THE FACULTY ind watched stoically ss graphic artists...sandie woodard. john kle;>eris. pat kirwen ment in that article when he noted that the Spiegel read a ' ievancts against them, photographer... ken budzek English department "had a long history c-f including the c the faculty hid be*n reporters...r.t. metcalf, robert canady. alan scheidt. lora lewis,f conflicts that have sunk this school into unavailable to him cither "psychologically or physically." cheryl willis. adrienne mcevoy, kevin thornton. granger butler,:: immense debt." and he was therefore abolish- carol howell, dori violin, dan depasquale ing the WSU English department. He did go on We here at the Daily Guardian hope that we secretaries...linda evans, robin ackliri to note, however, that mother reason for have been able to continue to serve the WSU abolishing the department was because, "it's community in the same fashion that April Fool's Day editions have served you in the past.

t Apr. 3, 1979 DAILY GUARDIAN 7 Reader questions Edgerton' letter

to the Editor: Greek again the words mean lives and that his kingdom would ledgeable as he accuses his "God and Meditation anytime with Concerning Mr. Edgerton's be- "among us" or "in the midst". abide in us numerous Bible seeking individuals" to be. you...that is. if your mind has not ing "fully prepared to discuss Now if the Kingdom is within all scholars, secular and religious, If this is your knowledge of been altered from sniffing to Christian Prayer and Meditation of us then why did Jesus talk so are all wrong and he heralds the Biblical heritage (1 laugh loudly) I much incense. in his fre* miniuniversity class" much about who couid enter it truth. would discuss Christian prayer Beverly I. Hro*n seems debatable. and who could not? (Matt. 5:3. First he somehow has Jesus 7:21, 13:24ff.. Luke 9:62, John It could be that Mr. Edgerton is saying, "my yoga is easy". How 3:3) Worse yet he went so fir as a new prophet. After all. he is the Mr. Edgerton translated that to actually saying that he would only person 1 know who can take from the original Greek I'm sure give us the kingdom! (luke 22:29) from Exodus 30, myrrh, cinna- would leave many Bible and The fact is that whenever Jesus mon and cassia used to make an Greek scholars wondering. But it spoke of the kingdom he was oil and add burning incense to appears that our writer was referring to the Kingdom of God come up with a "mind altering actually there (maybe he medi- and he said that "no man comes drug." (All these years of burn- tated into the past) and heard to the Father but by me." (Hardly ing incense and look at what I've these words he claims were sounds like Eastern philosophy to been missing...maybe Mr. Ed- spokened or maybe he has a new me.) gerton adds extra ingrediants) THE PHX KAPPA TAU FRATERNITY Bible translation which no one DELTA NU CHAPTER - FOUNDED 1875 else posseses. He warned his diciples that 1 am forced to change my Did you know that we hold the The latter is more appropriate apart from him there is no life. opening statement. Mr. Edgerton since he goes on to tell us that Now most of us know (I wonder is not debatable in his writing or I.F.C. softball trophy for the past two Jesus said "the Kingdom of God about Mr. Edgerton that Jesus teacnings...he is not even "fully is within." Translating from spoke of the spiritual part of our prepared ." He is as unknow- years, won the I-M bowling trophy for 1979, and are well recognized on 'Basic questions' campus for our work with university events? If not, that's all the more article appreciated reason to stop by our rush tables and 3ee! to the Editor: er or professor? Or are student.*, us search the "Truth." God's what else we have to offer. In regards to the article that so easily beguiled to believe all words to man in the Bible. I look was in the Guardian, March 27, that they hear and label it as very much forward to the rest of "concerning the answers to life's "Truth." without examining all the articles in upcoming issues. TUES 4/3 10-3 most basic questions," my thanks the facts? Again Thank you! to the staff, for the article was Michael S. Holihan WED 4/4 10-3 thought-stirring and very ap- David Mix brings out in the preciated. article that man is in a desperate THURS 4/5 10-3 search for the "Tftith." Where is In an "Institute of Higher the Standard of "Truth," because FRI 4/6 10-3 Learning" such as Wright State, we can know everything about is not the whole purpose to teach anything, but if we are missing If getting involved at Wright State and stimulate the students' the "Key of Truth," all of our minds? To make them think? To knowing adds up to a miscon- interests you, then Phi Kappa Tau is teach them to search out all the cepted falseness! But Jesus possibilities on any subject before Christ said, "My words are true for you. Be part of us, come by and picl drawing a conclusion? To teach and faithful. If you continue in my jp your map to our second party Friday \l them to gather all pertinent word, then ye shall know the information first-hand, not rely- Truth and the Truth shall make ing on opinion or second-hand you free." (Rev. 21:5. John 8:32). information, what ever may be Freedom is so precious, but let i the source, friend, family, preach- us not enslave our minds, but let ! 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Subjects Will Be Reimoursed For Their j Public Information Includes: Participation.Call 9am to 5pm:278-9185; college, school, or division of enrollment (WSU Dept. of Community Medicine) dates of enrollment class rank degreela) earned, if any major dates(e) of degree(s) earned honors UP TO Public information, as defined bv the University, is different from directory Information-name, PER MONTH FOR address, and telephone number of the student- 5100 PLASMA DONATIONS whlch is withheld when the atudent checks the appropriate box on any quarter's registration form. Any currently enrolled student wishing to prevent FOR SPECIAL Che release of public information during the «200ANTIBODIE S spring quarter should complete a reouest form in the office of Student lopment, 122 AilynHall, iS HA SonuB tor flr»t tim« donore with this no later than Monday . April 2, 1979 " 0 plasma alliance 224-1973 Blood Alliance, inc. t 165 Helena St. Dayton. 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seamstresses are scheduled Animal Rights Advocate To Sunday, April 8 at 1 p.m. in Talk At WSU the Wright State University Poor treatment of firm and Festival Playhouse. laboratory animals is not only The sizzling summer season inhumane, it is bad business includes the Broadway hit and bad science, according to NEWS SHORTS musical. 110 in the Shade. animal rights advocate Mich- Agatha Christie's chilling ael W. Fox. murder-mystery, Ten Little Dr. Fox, director of the U.S. Indians, the popular American Humane Society's Institute for comedy, Light Up the Sky, and the Study of Animal Problems, the hilarious Odd Couple. headquartered in Washington, tection Agencies (EPA) will show performed by British Many paid and volunteer D.C., will speak on animal Liberal Art* Lecture participate in the seminar, actor Rob Inglis. This per- positions are available for a problems including factory which will begin at 9 a.m. and formance is scheduled for Dr. Hildegard tmme! of ten week period beginning farming, on April 10. at 8:30 end at 4 p.m.. in room 155 in the University of Connecticut Friday. April 6, 1979 at 8 p.m. June 18 and ending August 27, p.m., in the University Center. the University Center on at the Concert Hall in the will speak on "The 20th Cen- For applications and additional Wright State University. He is WSU's main campus. Creative Arts Building. tury German Novel and The information, contact the De- sponsored by the Animal Wel- This show presents, several Contemporary World" at Dr. William S. Brewer, assis- partment of Theatre Arts at fare League of Greene County. Wright Stale University on tant professor in the WSU Shakespeares-Safe Mr. Shake- Wright State University, 873- Tuesday. April 3, as a part of environmental health depart- speare. based on the factual 3072. the WSU Liberal Arts lecture ment will give a background documents; Sweet Mr. Shake- Patient-Run Practice Lecture Series. The topic will be on toxicology (the science of speare. the poet and theater A Minnesota family physi- eiplorcd in room 263 of Millett dealing with poisons and their craftsman: Sensational Mr. cian who lets his patients set Hall at 2:15 p.m. This lecture effects), how it affects individ- Shakespeare, as he may have his fees, pay his salary and will be the thirteenth of the uals and why, from 9 a.m. to been revealed by the sonnets COMING UP help run his clinic, will come to series. 10:30 a.m. and the plays; and Sceptical Wright State University Wed- Dr. Wayne W. Carmichael, Mr. Shakespeare, who showed nesday. April 11. to talk about More information can be ob- Chlmaer* Magazine Accepting WSU asssistant professor of the violent contests for king- "Why My Patients Run My tained by contacting Dr. Allen Works biological sciences, will talk ship. Practice." His talk will be Hye at 873-2198. The lecture Notice: The 1979 Chimaera from 10:45 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. Shakespeare played con- from 7:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. in is free of charge and open to editorial committee is still the public. on the sources of toxic sub- siantiy WIUI the idea of illusion the Recital Hall in the WSU stances in water and the and reality—of our world seem- accepting works for the spring Creative Arts Center and is effects on people and animals. ing to be one thing, yet being issue of the magazine, and will free and open to the public. continue to do so until April 9. From I p.m. to 2 p.m., a something different. This For more information, call THURSDA Y representative from the U.S. show plays with the possibili- 1979. All works of fiction and 276-4136. EPA will review the intention ties of Shakespeare's life. poetry, as well as research and of the Resources Conservation Tickets are on sale at the opinion papers submitted by Theatre Bus Trip Liberal Art* Lecture and Recover Act of 1976, Hollow Tree Box Office. Uni- any Wright State student will A special bus trip for anyone "The Temptj>, Nature as a which is aimed at controlling versity Center, Monday-Fri- be very much appreciated and wishing to attend a perfor- Design Source' will be the the methods of handling haz- day, 10 a.m. • 5 p.m. Student carefully considered by the mance of Look Back in Anger topic when theatrical designer ardous wastes and recycling & Faculty discounts are avail- committee. If ycu have ques- in Washington has been ar- Irene Corey speaks at Wright them where possible. able. tions. contact the editor, ranged. according to Pat Mor- State University on Thursday, From 2 p.m. to 3 p.m.. Don Martha School (Mailbox an. Director of Aiumni Atfairs April 5. as a part of the Liberai Day. chief of the Ohio EPA's M395) or stop by the Honors at WSU. \rts Lecture Series. The four- land disposal operations, will office (163 Millett). With your Round trip tickets are avail- teenth speaker of the series for look at the problems facing WEEKEND help, the spring issue of able for $35. which ircludes 1978-79. Corey will appear in Ohio, where the wastes are Chimaera will be the most transportation, one night's the Festival Playhouse of the coming from and what can be Law Careers Day interesting and informative lodging and a ticket to the WSU Creative Arts Center at done. Law Careers Day will be one to date. performance. The bus will 8:00 p.m. In the final session, from 3:15 presented on April 7, 1979 at leave at 6 a.m. on April 16. This lecture is open to the p.m. to 4 p.m.. a representa- the University of Cincinnati Great Kite Flight returning to Wright State a: public and presented without tive from the Ohio EPA will College of Law. This day of On Friday. April 13 at 12 approximately 6:30 p.m. on charge. Further information take a closer look at some of seminars will explore career noon at Courthouse Square April 17. may be obtained by contacting the things that can be done alternatives in the legal field. A limited number of seats Corliss Nickerson at 873-2355. (Main Street at Third), thz now to effectively handle toxic A luncheon will follow, at a Honorable James A. McGee. are available and will be allotted on a first come, first Open House wastes. cost of $5.00. Mayor of Dayton, Ohio, will For morr information, call Jim served basis. For more infor- The Wright State University For more information or to proclaim Saturday, April 14. Lucas at 873-2083. mation. contact Moran at 873- Departments of Political Sci- register call 475-3574 or 475- 1979 (s the day of the fourth 2620. ence, Social Work and Soci- 2601 or wrif.e Law Worrrn. arnual Great Kite Flight to be ology and Anthropology will University of Cincinnati Col- held at Benjamin Wegerzyn hold an open house on Thurs- FRIDAY •' lege of Law, Cincinnati. Ohio. Garden Center. 1301 Siebcn- Extended Passover day. April 5, from 7:00 to 9:00 thaler Avenue from 10 a.m. to Beth Abraham Synagogue p.m. The open house will be in 1 Ancient Voice* of Children 2:30 p.m. that day. Following Sinclair Alumni Art* Sampler has extended home hospitality Room 157 of Millett Hall on A unique musical experience the Mayor's p.xxrlamation, a The Sinclair Community Col- to any student who might not the WSli camp-.is. awaits the audience vf Ancient wind dance wiil be performed lege Jazz Ensemble and Sin- be sharing a Passover seder Prospective social science stu- Voices of Children to be per- to prevail upon the spirits io clair Singers will be featured with u family this year. dents and persons interested formed by members of the assure proper weather condi- at the fourth Alumni Arts Interested students should in learning more about Wright . Department of Music faculty tions for the Great Kite Flight. Samplci on Friday, April 6 at contact Student Development. State's social science pro- anU guest performers in the Helium filled balloons will soar 8:00 p.m in Blair Hall Thea- 122 Allyn. or call 873-2711. grams may talk with students, Concert Hall of Wright State aloft from the Square In cele- ter. University Creative Arts Cen- bration. faculty and graduates from Special arrangements for the each depanment. Information ter at 8:00 p.m., April 8, 1979. Jazz Ensemble were written This unusual and contempor- will be available on career by Walt Stuart who composed Open Ret. Pi -4 Schedule opportunities, requirements of ary work w as compared during fot the Baddy Morrow group. the summer of 1970 when each major, credit transfers Bruce Jordan director of the Mon-Wed-Fri and financial aid. Introductory George Crumb was in resi- 9:00-10:30 a.m. Whole Pool Sinclair Jazz Ensemble, for- Open Pool classes also will be given. dence at Tsnglewood, Mas- 11:30-1:00 merly played with Morrow. sachusetts. This work forms Open Pool 3:00-7:00 For more information about Included are Everything's Sha'low end & 2 lanes for the open house, call 873-2666. part of an extended cvcie of Coming Up Roses, Boogie vocal compositions based on circle swimming Woog*. Bugle Boy, Hallelu- the poetry of Federico Garcia Tuesday TOIOIORV Seminar jah Get Happy, and Just in Lorca. It was first performed 2 lanes circle swimming 9:00-12:00 a.iw. The Wright State University Time. on October 31, 1970, as part of Open Pool 12:00-1:00 environmental health faculty The program will start at 8:00 the Coolidge Foundation's 2 lanes circle swimming 1:00-2:30 will hold a day-long training p.m. and tickets at $2.00 or 14th Festival of Chamber SI.00 for children under 12, Shallow end A 2 lanes for 3:00-6:00 seminar at WSU on Thursday, Music at the Library of Con- circle swimming April 5, to acquaint area health are available by calling 226- gress in Washington. D.C. agencies and industries with 2321 or at the door. Thursday hazardous waste disposal 2 lanes circle swimming 9:00-10:39 problems. The sep-inar will Shakespeare In Persona show Theatre Audltona Shallow end & 2 lanes for 3:00-6:00 also examine possible solu- The Wright State University Summer Fun '79 Theatre circle swimming tions. Artist Series presents "Wil- auditins for actors, and inter- Representatives from the U.S. liam Shakespeare io Persons," views for technicians, stage Saturday & Sunday 1:00-4:45 and Ohio Environmental pro- • n extraordinary one-man carpenters, scene painters and Open Pool Apr. 3, 1979 DAILY GUARDIAN 9 'China Syndrome' depicts frightening episode

B, PATH Rtisso Pennsylvania. The film is design- primarily a step in furthering her Gnnrdtan Associate Writer film: chandeliers, penthouses and THE FILM ALSO participates ed to evoke tension and succeeds own career, Douglas is motivated large, expensive cars. These as- in a reaffirmation of the individ- time and again. Scenes of stasis- by a largely humanitarian in- The timeliness of the release of sociations seJUi to further empha- ual. This is evident in Jane sequences which only serve to stinct-which causes him to steal, size the growing distrust of The China Syndrome. • suspense further the story and in which Fonda's battle with her news lie and offend nearly everyone in Americans of the people in pow- director. Jack Lemmcn's battle thriller starring June Fonda and nothing much happens--are cross sight. These two characters could er. with his employers, and Michael . is ancanny. The cut with scenes of harrowing be an historical comment on Douglas' battle with everyone film deals with an accident at a suspense. Tile camera becomes present times: the activist atti- The China Syndrome portrays a who gets in his way. It is only nuclear power plant in southern increasingly mobile as the sus- tude of the 60's, blended with the struggle with banality and social through a few heroic individuals California and the efforts of a few pense increases. This structure cool ambition of the 70's. responsibility, fn between her such as these that the country can individuals to prevent further turns a rather long, complicated investigative reporting on the be saved from disaster. damage, against the corporate film into cn exciting viewing heads who own the facility. In nuclear accident, the newswomac experience. Jack Lemmon, the plant em- light of the recent accident at covers stories about tigers' birth- The mystery and complexity of THE CONTRASTING charac- ployee who knows the real po- Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, one day parties and fish doctors that the problems with nuclear power ters of The China Syndrome tential danger of the incident, is has the eerie feeling of deja-vu as make house calls. In the final in The China Syndrome further provide an interesting study of pitted xgainst the plant's owners, the experts in the film discuss scene, one television screen in the demonstrates the apathetic, unin- motivations. , the am- big businessmen whose only con- breaking valves and the danger- network control room shows the formed attituac of most Ameri- bitious television news reporter, cern is profit and loss. Lemmon ous burning core that could chaos at the nuclear power plant cans toward this important issue. complements , resembles a tragic hero, the only The China Syndrome reminds us "destroy an area the size of while anoather advertises micro- her cameraman, a social activist one daring to speak out against Pennsylvania." wave ovens. This dual existence that these plants are noi operated type who will stop at nothing to the corporate villians. These vil- by infallible beings, but humans But the real suspense of the of dangerous events and inane see the truth revealed. While lains are associated with images film exists apart from the event in preoccupations is both absurd who can get cureless, greedy Fonda sees this whole incident as of materialism throughout the and frightening. and make mistakes. WSU Professors receive electronic technology grant

By IORA LEWIS cles to contract," fie explained. •er the next four or five years Guardian Associate Writer WSU began its bachelors' pro- Phillips is an assista"' - les- that we can begin preliminary Wright State University profes- gram in this field in September sor of Engineering ana Physiolo- planning for human studies," he 1978 and Phillips views the new Mrs. Zarko sors Dr. Chandler Phillips and gy and also the program director said. "Realistically we're talking READER AND ADVISOR ] Dr. Jerrold Petrofsky have been research as an integral part of the for Biomedical Engineering. Pe- about five years just to prove that program. Will consult you on all matters awarded a grant to research new trofsky will be joining WSU as an it works on paralyzed animals. " 9:00 am— 8:00 pm electronic technology which may PHILLIPS IS pleased that the Associate Professor of Engineer- The grant will benefit WSU grant will be used at WSU. "This 185 Shoup Mill Road someday be used to help the ing and Physiology on July 1. He Immediately with the establish- |» > . ^ i7ihJ332 j paralyzed to walk. is the first grant of its nature to be is currently at St. Louis Unive*si- ment of a bio-instrumentations given by the National Institute of "The title is 'Microprocessor ,y laboratory. The lab will be used Stimulation of Muscle in the ' Health," he said. "We're the Phillips and Petrofsky have for conducting research for the only institution so funded to look [CASHT; Paralyzed.' " said Phillips, "and •For good used recond albums ! been collaborating on their work grant and for senior classes in the into this. I think it's indicative of it's a three-year grant from the for two years before receiving the bio-medical engineering pro- SPUD CITY RECORDS j National institute of Health." The WSU's dedicatin to aiding the grant. Because the work is still in gram. handicapped." |5078 Brandt Pike Huber Hcights| grant, effective March S, will total an early phase, they are currently 111-8 M-F. 11-6 Sat. 233-90111 $175,000. using animal models in their "THE GRANT itself is a tech- experiments. nique thai uses micro-electronics PHIILIPS WAS unsure about to control the stimulation of when the technique could be peripheral motor nerves and tested on humans. "We an- therefore get the associated mus- ticipate that if we're successful s reaen Help« 1

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•.Professions; Resumes » Business Necessities Fri: Breaded ocean cod, fr.fr. $1.10 ». Distount Wedding Invitations 10 DAILY GL'ARDIAN Apr. 3, 1979 Players receive sports awards By BOB CA.NADY » ho improves most from one year Guardian Staff Writer to the next, this year Coach Ralph The annual Wright State B. s- Underbill based it on perfor- ketball Awards Banquet was held mance from the beginning of the last Thursday night and several season to the end players were recognized for their The Joe Burns Memorial contributions to the team. Award went to senior Dan Hugue- Senior Bob Schaefer won hio ly. Huguely won this award for second st/.ught Most Valuable demonstrating the most enthusi- Mayer award, Schaefer received asm on and off the basketball the award as he became Wright court and for showing excellence State's all-time leading scorer jround the campus. this season despite being ham- JLMM1E CARTER won the re- Left to right! Eddie Craw*, mot •Mists, Jimmy Cuter, pered by injuries most of the bounding award for leading the rebounding awud, Steve Halting*, most Improved player, Bob season. team in rebounds. Although he Cook, Raider award, BID WBsoe, free throw awaidaward. goes to the player who shows the only averaged 5.2 per game, this Goal most desire and hustle through- is very impressive considering Crowe did win the assist award zapfel and James Pinkney. ceived by Bob Cook. Joe Fitz- out the season, went to a most that Underbill gives each player a given to the player who had the SECOND YEAR awards went patrick and Billy Wilson. They deserving Bob Cook. lot of rest during the game. most assists for his amount of to Jeff Bragg. Mike Zimmerman, were given rings while Bob JEFF BRAGG and Steve Hari- Bill Wilson won a close fight for ploying time. Jimmie Carter, Eddie Crowe and Schaefer and Dan Huguely joined ings received the Most Improved the free-throw percentage award. FIRST YEAR awards, in which Steve Hartings. Those players the elite class of players that have Player awards. Thouuh this He beat out Eddie Crowe and Bob the players received a sweater, received a letter jacket. received the fourth year plaque. award is usually given to a player Cook by just a few points. went to Vince Shively. Tom Hol- Third year awards were re- FLEA MARKET

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By RORY METCALF ing native Tipp City music. The tie-ins we can possibly produce," nothing of significant value-ar- Animal Fat, ha- an album, UNFIT Guardian Musk Writer concert will also feature Peter said Harrison. "It's going to take tistic or intellectual—to add to the FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION , Frampton. Andy Gibb. Kiss «nd quite a bit of money to get these work in re-recording it." The scheduled for release early ner George Harrison announced at The Village People. people back on their feet, so to performers claim that the act is month. s press conference Friday that the speak. And, wefl-our careers Beatles will reunite and perform a discriminatory and unfair, depri- Tickets went on sale for the could stand i< little tielp, too. ving them of their means of benefit concert to aid the starving "It is a basic move back to the Juns 2 concert at Madison Square livelihood. people of Tipp City. simpler era of free love, venereal Garden yesterday. Garden "I really feel we are doing "We have decided to put aside disease, police brutality and drug our petty differences to come to spokesman reported that fans something positive through our A HOT NEW act has hit the music," he concluded. "Hare the aid of those less fortunate." began camping outside the bos music scene. Rock impresario overdoses. W< feel it will hold a Krishna." stated Harrison. "The people of office immediately after Harri- Kim Fcwley. responsible for the nostalgic appeal tor many broken Tipp City .have braved terrible son's announcement. Tickets creation of the Runaways and down old hippies." said Fowlev. disasters through flood, famine were sold out in three hours. Venus and The Razor Blades, has A review of UNFIT win be seen i.i and pestilence. I just feel we Another in a long series of rock assembled a new act to cash in on these pages upon release of the have an obligation to help—it's Plans have been made, how- industry legal actions: Linda Ron- the sudden psychadelia nostalgia album. karma." ever, to produce a film and a stadt, Rita Coolidge, Johnnv craze. record of the event. Other pro- Mathis and Helen Reddy have NEXT ISSUE) The Exclusive motions schemes, such as t- BESIDES THE Beatles, other appealed the recent Holly Act. Keith Moon interview-Seance by shirts, jagging shoes, a noveliza- rock superstars will perform at which prohibits performers from "It's back to Haight-Ashhury Rory Metcalf. soon to leave WSU tk>n of the film and a series of the benefit. Ravi Muldoon, a Tipp recording a cover version of in l%7 with this great new acid and assume leadership of ROLL- jelly glasses are pending. City expatriot, will appear, play- another composer's work if "the rock band." according to a press ING STONE magazine, which she "WE'RE LOOKING into all the party of the second pari has release. The band. Technical inherited earlier this year. 70 percent of juniors may be required to transfer

By MIKE HOSIER A NUMBER OF juniors showed good idea. I never realized just HE WENT ON to say that the ugly rumor." said Kegerreis. Guardian Associate Editor up at the meeting to complain how selfish some of our students kickback from Sinclair to Wright A NUMBER OF student"! who about the proposition. A Board can be." State would be only "40 percent attended the meeting wanted to A plan to require 70 percent of member who wished to remain instead of t>0 percent" as was know why more facilities on the the juniors currently attending unidentified noted that one rea- KOCH ADDED that she has yet originally reported. Wright State campus couldn't be Wright State to transfer to a son the Board was so quick to to receive any specific threats. constructed. Kegerreis explained different college next fall to allow According to Koch, the propos- The Board will also have to shelve the issue until another that Wright State is currently more freshman into the Uni- al was originally made to counter- decide the best way to choose meeting was that "a number of operating at a deficit and that versity went back to the planning act the number of freshmen lost which juniors stay at WSU and students were teasing Board mem- "more buildings adding to an stages during a special meeting of bers with knives." to Wright State because "there which ones are asked to go io already unbalanced budget would ihe Board of Trustees yesterday. just isn't enough space to ac- Sinclair. Two viable alternatives The juniors' anger has been be awtully silly.'' well known since the proposal commodate them." at the present time are to either was first made by Elenore Koch, The proposal, if passed by the use a lottery system or to choose The Board decided to table the vice-president for Student Affairs Board, will require 70 percent of worthy juniors on the basis of Not only will additional fresh- issue for a while until they could at the Board's regularly schedul- the juniors to transfer to Sinclair their academic standing and in- men help to promoie the name of come up with a way to make the ed December meeting. Community College, and if the volvement in school activities. Wright State when they talk to plan more attractive to student. Koch admitted surprise at the juniors choose not to attend family and friends, the admini "I think the Beard really needs to reaction her proposal had receiv- Sinclair. "We can't guarantee Choices will not, however, be stration will find it easier "to go back to the drawing board," ed because "Really, it just that we will be able to release any made on the results of an arm push freshman around. They said Robert Kegerreis. Wright started as a joke. The more I think transcripts to other schools," said wrestling contest in Millet Hall. aren't as uncooperative as upper- State President. about it though, it seems like a Keeerreis. " Chat is nothing more than an classmen." said Kegerreis. AAUPvotes no confidence H HUH

By GOTTA B. HI A Gardenia reporter got an Guardian (Very) Special Writer anonymous interview with the * Are you sick of it all? > philosophy prof who supposedly 4C The AAUP decided to hold an brought the "weed" to the meet- * unscheduled meeting yesterday ing. He didn't seem concerned in Are you just sitting there? and the faculty ended up voting the least. "Mow do you think >' "no confidence" in themselves. Descartes got inspired?" he K queried, contemplating the Af- * Do you want to join a meaningful cause? "I don't know what happened, ghanistan tapestry oit his office they just go! crazy." Malcolm wall. "These people haven't had K Ritchie said after the meeting. a good idea in two years, since the * "One of the philosophy profs first "no confidence" vote. They » (who remains unnamed) decided just had to see themselves as they & that the professors should be really are. you know,..absurd." * doing the same things *• school Wright State students, led by » that the students were. He got oat forme? Caucus chairer George a bag of marijuana and roiled up a Sideras. are going to have their K * few "joints," I think they call own meeting soon, rumor has IS. * them, and pretty soon the whole "We're tired of being left out of * faculty was upset that they everything We want some ac- K * weren't doing their jobs correctly. tion," sakl WSU med student * One of the psychology profs tried Hetta O. Pration. "We'll show Come out to the Quad on April 31 for a protest to convince thejp it was only the them what "no confidence" real- normal paranoid' experienced in a ly means." 4C « pot "high," but 'bey insisted on * against radiation's worst form SOLAR RADIATION taking proper measures." When asked what they thought about the incident. WSU police food—drink—skits—speakers * Wright State President Robert were not free to respond, they Kegerreis war outraged. "They said. Apparently they had all 2:00 pm; April 31; on the Quad » didn't invite me I" he shouted. signed up for a philosophy class K sponsored by Sun of Sam Ra-Ra-Ra ' They do this all the time. I never and were on their way to a pre- know what's going on around this assessment lao with the professor (expletive deleted) place." of that particular course. vvvvvvvvvvvv 12 DAILY GARDENIA Apr. 3, 1979 Coaches jailed on ethics charge

Bv J.F. CARROLL rubbed his hands and stared at Assistant Bob Grote is being morning practice. Crowe was tween belches. New yari Dally News the ceiling. The players in ques- held in a St. Petersburg Prison unable to answer to Balle's Crowe was unable to take the Sports Writer tion were unavailable for com- where it was discovered he was charges. stand as he had fallen into a DAYTON Ralph Under- ment, the majority still in Florida busy with more than baseball. Several veteran Wright State stupor from his seat in the back, hill, head basketball coach at for some private basketball in- Grote was found in the com- roundballers flew in from Fort back. Wrigllt State University, has been struction. pany of several senior high school Lauderdale. Florida to answer on Current Athletic Director Don relieved of his duties following Underbill's assistants. Bob juveniles, possible recruits to Underbill's behalf. Mohr stated he was "extremely action taken yesterday concerning lirote and Jim Brown are also improve the looks of the Wright Sophomores Jeff Bragg and upset" over the Underhill inci- Underhill's unethical recruiting under investigation on charges of State cheerleading squad. Mike Zimmerman stated empha- dent: "Good golly, the man was plans. only trying to build a winning Underbill was taken to Mont- team," gomery County Common Pleas A new coadi is being con- Court where he entered a plea of sidered by Mohr. He has his eye "not guilty by reason of pressure set on one of three coaches. from the powers abive." Digger Phelps, who stated he Underbill's role as head coach "wants to coach Paxson no matter came under investigation after where he goes, Sports Informa- several eyewitnesses testified he tion Director Dave Stahl. who will was bribing recruits to come to finally get tf- expend more than Wright State with offers of cash, hot air, or former football coach cars, and other fringe benefits. Woody Hayes, who stated he One witness. Mr. Dunkum "likes Wright State's style." Lowe of Hoopsville, Indiana, After the charge was filed stated he "saw Underbill pass against Underhill. former Raider five 20-dollar bills to newly ac- Coach Marcus Jackson was asked quired player John Paxson as to comment. Paxson was about to enter his / "I'm glad what was once just silver Trans-Am. Paxson and simmering has now come to a Underbill Exchanged a few words, boil," Jackson expounded. something along the lines of a 1 t "Wright State has displayed too 2:30 practice before Underhill Wright State coaching liiff optimistic despite charge* they face much racial discrimination, re- gave Paxson an additional S20. on bribery, ethics, sportsmanship. Gardenia file photo verse discrimination, sexual dis- Undcrhil! then walked towards accomplice to the crime. Grote was taken into custody tically that Underhil! never "gave crimination, human discrimina- his Maserati." Brown's behavior is under in- when it was discovered the cheer- us anything but the fundamen- tion. homosexual discrimination, Another report was entered by vestigation after charges were leaders were only thirteen year tals." The pair were extremely elderly discrimination, youth dis- Mrs. Rim Shot. This time Under- filed that he was passing students old Russian gymnasts whose nervous, sweat was discernible crimination for too long." hill was seen washing the silver through academic classes by growth retention drugs had back- against their Christian Dior shirts The three man coaching staff - Trans-Am of 6'4" freshman Jim doing all their school work in his fired. making them several years and Zimmerman's diamond ring Underhill, Brown and Grote - will Braddock, whom Underbill had off-hours. Brown denied the superior to the normal thirteen- flashed excessively in the court- be tried by the NCAA whose recently recruited from Chatta- charges, stating he "enjoys keep- year old puberty level. room. policy is to try every coach whose nooga. In the course of two weeks ing college algebra books on hand Officials were able to talk to The only veteran teammates behavior comes under question. Underbill was seen washing b''cause he likes to reminisce on Grote only briefly over the phone. who refused lo be character NCAA president. Given Goe, seven cars; Braddock's Paxson's. his days as a youth." Brown may Grote was nonpiussed, stating. "I witnesses for Underhill were flew in on his Lrer jet a few Darren Dave's (recruii trom Mis- be excused of charges, since he was just doing my job." graduating seniors Bob Shaefer minutes after the charges were sion Hills. California) and Daryl has leen at the university for A final eyewitness, Ms. Ayre and Bob Cook. Both jean-clad filed. More a s (New Orleans recruit) several years and was instrumen- Balle, stated she saw Underhill men sat silently in the courtroom, The coaching staff should be among others. tal in the organization of Wright pass veteran guatd Eddie Crowe sullen and passive. Schaefer, who free by the end of the week. Underbill refused to comment State basketball along with ftrst something in a small vial while has added 30 pounds to his 6'7" on Shot's testimonv. but merely coach John Ross. Crowe was attending a Saturday bulk, refused to comment be- Paxson plans to play college basketball at Wright State

By BOB CANACY my abilities I will be able to con- people, Paxson said the truth "The fans were just super too. exciting team to watch. ! would LA Times Sports Writer tribute immensely to both aspects came out in his second visit to the they are totally in support of the say we will definitely average 100 DAYTON In a stun- of the game. I think with me and campus. "My first visit there they athletic program, much like the points a gam?." Paxso.i ex- ning announcement Monday after- Vince ShivHy at guards we will treated me like a *ing, and did fans at WSU. But I think most plained. noon, Alter basketball star John have one o> the best bsckcourts in everything for me. That was back fans will support you well if you Underbill was extatic ov.-r Pax- Paxsan announced he will not be the area. Vince is an outstanding in February when I announced I give them a winning team," son's decision. "We wcfiied v.:ry attending Notre Dame University player with great abilities. We would attend ND." Paxson com- commented Paxsoft. hard to get hun to come here, next tall. Paxson, who is an All- will complement each other very mented. According to Parson, head there is no doubt ia my mind !>c American Highscool guard, tiid wen." However, he found his second coach Ralph Underhii! offered will take us to the Netional he would be attending Wright With a front line of Joe Fitz- triit to be a different story. "I him many benefits to bring his act Championships. John ir, a vers $;»te University in Dayton, Ohio. patrick, James Pinkney and Steve went over for the Dayton game to Wright State. "He toH me ' intelligent ballplayer. He knows Paxson said a number of things Hartings. Paxson thinks they will just for another look at the would start right away and that 1 exactly what he cut do and influenced his decision to go to have a we" balanced team. "Joe campus and to tie up some loose would be the fiuor leader," doesn't try to exceed his limita- Wright SCate. "i really realized is one ot ihe best forwards I've ends. Well, I guess they thought Paxson remni-ked. "He also told tions, if he has any. He will after watching Notre Dame in the seen at the college level, when he they had me all wrapped up. I was me the wbole offense would definitely be the best high school NCAA playoff',," Paxson said. "I gets a chance to prove himself. just another face in the crowd. revolve around me. There were player I have ever had the don't like their style of play. They Pinkaey is just awesome, he The players really had a different some ether considerations as opportunity to coach. ' run too slow of an offense," he reminds me of a small Daryl attitude toward me. They treated well, but he asked me not to Paxson has set some high goals added. Dawkins." me just like a regular student, like mention anything about the car. '' for his career at WSU. "I of The 6'2" senior »'so stated that Even though he was heavily 1 wasn't anybody special. Tracy "Coach Underhill and "Dig- course want a National Cfcttnpkm the offense was geared too much recruited by many major colleges. Jackson and Rich Branning were ger" Phelps of ND are two Paxsov hps stt tome high goals towards the forwardn. "Their Paxson said Wright State had the worst. They think they own different types of coichis," re- for his career at WSU. "1 of whole offense is forward oriented, alwavs appealed to him and the whole campus because they marked Paxson. "Phelps is » very course want a NatioBiJ Cl>sm- they do all the shooting. When none of the other schools were are on the basketball team. They demanding coach and very de- pionship. I wculri "i; to break one of the guards gets hot. they really ia the running. "I first ain't nothin'," he said. liberate. On the other hand. Schaefer's scortag record and don't go to him enough, they considered Wright State when I Paxson did have some kind Coach Underhill is very innova- average nts a game. Thct should let him take the 2S foot was a sophomore. I din't know words for one Irish member along tive and is always looking for new may be howeve?. with jumpshot if he is open." then that I would be this big of a with the fans. "Kelly Tripucka is ideas, and is baskal'y a crowd the balari'. team has. I would Paxson said he was very im- star. I wanted to stay close to really a great guy. I honestly pleasing coach. The fans like h» aUti like to be t;«e first player in pressed with the tvpe of ball WSU home but, 1 didn't want to go to believed he wanted me to be style of play." '.his area to score 3000 poims for a played. "I was at the Central U.D. and follow my brother Jim, part of the 'earn and would have On the subject of fans. Paxson career. 1 am joining > Warn with a State game at the arena (Universi- so I figured this was a logical treated me with respect. 1 think feels he will be a definite plus in lot of talent and ebtlttv I thiol I ty of Cayton in Dayton, Ohio). I choice, plus I like the tunnels." he is one of the most underrated attendance. "With me on the will fit in nicely." really like their running offense Even though N.D. is a highly players in the country. He can do team, we ought to be aWe to pack and pressing defense. I feel with respected University by many it *n." the arena. We wffl be a very