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»,«'/> Student APRIL MichiganPublicationSlate College Vol. 34, 334 I ss===--— MICHIGAN, MONDAY. APRIT , ___ "r"'u i, liHB^ No. 109 polk Delivers Ultimatum To Mexico More TODAY'S Trouble In Ira„ "'Withdraw South of Nueces' American Soil Invaded! (AM PUS Morse Telegraph In Operation . K Lou# Distance WASHINGTIN, M. C., Most remarkable incident to Women to Set xPrl!1816 («iHay««i Kcure al Hie local beanerles took j ) IVt'sitlcnl Polk ioelsty -lace !aft ,,isht when Cuthbert Chance t Btheror. junior, from Nome (ilrlivernl an iilliioaliiiii tin haiu'f his hat around the lo lh«» Mexican corner in the third house from govern* Life Time iiK'nt ,|-.e right of the left turn, enter¬ declaring all Irr* al I Cii'nntl news Auto's tireecy Spool. He set hits conie rilorv north <»f ili« Rio Short i of the last meeting of Order Grande \nit>riran - foil. judiciary administrative, _ B • > fust boot, and no sooner boartl of AWS anil tlitit is General I hud he set then a waiter roared ay leer has be- that .III women on campus will tv. asked , I;nn what he wanted, ordered to the bord- have 4 a.m. permissionpermission nn Tucs- ! ;..,i they tiad it anl staggered day nights and men will have to vr. df tt was back in 2.26:3, hot and keep strict hours, according to well-muttered, and Ccuss, that The record for enroll¬ Squirrlcy llammtlick. president. lucky swashbuckling roger, was ment just established at Reporter Crinoline Corny dash out was with his hands and face MSC — ed right over to interview Miss 7.!)!18 plus ( a fig¬ bed within nfteen gkq 123456 Mammilick since she beard this ure which takes into ac¬ t23mtwyplu with about 2034555 rumor while Harry Bivens, 18. Frederick, doing a gallop pole count normal losses due >< over lif the records • Okla., shakes nice, white, talcum smelly on what the student powder on his great, big, fat. body thinks exposure to registration, chronic Chester prise-winning 295-pound about the Horse white (not brown, green, Management spring fever cases and gray or blue) pig. This pig (?) is the grand course, and she found that jgrill hounds) is being consul .. Congratulations champion, get that" Grand champion "f harrows its true. It's ercd not wheel barrows at the really true intensively in collegt circle* either, exclusive National Western show fat and Hike, renowned Union for stock at Denver, Cross Line Practically every significant en I Colorado, in the western hemisphere that is over- , , just what this means n barbers, will celebrate their S5th ETAOIN SHRDLU We ,»f the judu-.ary-admtms- that CMFWYP VBGKQ.J | h.ls tear of service. Mike i* still trative jvtl|| , boar,I think that it is a j over rhuoklin* the time he hum¬ grand idea. It's time that the wo- id oft problematically Most , xpert half or Pres. Theophlius C. men realized their rights. We Abbot's beard aRm. hy nnri |ar(,, while Pat remem¬ SCANDAL BULLETIN have been on the subjected try- art, an bers ,nV|U| of peopu b, r back to the days when ther anny Relief for Housing Shortage of masculine superiority this term, sere ears on campus. Shot Dead I too long From now on, the men Thirty six students were killed |,lTtl By Just how many will keep hours, and they may pimple [crossing Grand River avenue last L|)fl|. n the East Some MSC •isc a Lansing area"" week. It is believed. D coupon if they petition i counts ... More seem inadequate, Darn Stinker the board 3 weeks ahead of time A survey of gum and include deposit under The recommendations stars peered thro the desk chairs, l raws low SCANDAL— from the Dean disfigured SHOT DEAD—14 All students bvery 80 years of Men, their tty curtain through which the trom the grill and butch barren It was old will be allowed to mem¬ murble of the Red announced yesterday operate j minister, and one faculty ts as registered in union Cedar sou¬ ber." barber thed cars on campus spring term if in muted tumult, tat an irate student shot dead an shops reveals that the lo •al po- written Where Are You—You Old Bat? permission is obtained puplation has fluctuated tony My feet followed the inoscent freshman as he was scu ronsid- from both parents. Students Ralphic Kornslamaeker, pres¬ ei ably hetry na; row path as mi mind lately. (Editor, r that rrying to his 8 o'clock, according ident of IFsee, was unable to Ire rooming in Grand Rapids will fluctuated or frustrated" dreamily . , . to th ebuildings and ground de¬ also be allowed to drive if not contacted, but his roomote said OoooooH. pardon People have even been me!!!!!! able to that Halphie was taking this having partment. The body wah found get to classes on time a bard time trying to find a place some time last nit as otherwise. very hard, and was scurrying a- campus po¬ to sleep, things going from bed • •. lice were round forming a committee to Ru##vtl Rut Rat patroling to see if any- to worse. etaoi shrdul investigate subversive activities cmfwyp shr vbgkq That the local Ttiis is a CORRECTION on population is little late, but we'd shrd cmfw eta vbg n wr campus. *11 like to swelling is obvious to at. least share it with the rest do sometime. This whole idea was recom¬ The State News two senators who have been de¬ ■ the college. Last sincerely re¬ mended t" the board by the Oiin Tuesday Me¬ Police decided that the livering lt Splice body grets the error found in the memorable campaign speech, .- to lone of the popular hospital stall since so beelonged to a freshman since as State News for March crowds in the grill for two terms out at our Monday, 4 "»*««l SIIDM HI ) *-»S sorority) missed how he was now. It's a » fuly clad and caryin 10, 1927 when the name of the little hard to find foreign language class in a notebook and sevral sharpened senior class them consistently, but an dear English. president, Jacwoir Mi« Thing, Yes Sir Prof. Socksie day one can see them pencels. Breslin, Battle Creek, was mis¬ eat, aign- "N on her but nobody anserd tog among the oil It was decided that this atro¬ spelled. The name should have Physical Education 489k (ice- tables the north side.) ft* cious deed was performed by an been spelled, Jacweir Breslin. skating and toboganning) will Thirteenth Judicial Dis- member of the not be offered spring and sum¬ Although population dot? not of varsity club sine Michigan consists of the mer terms, seem to be an the defunct had a cigarette butt not run Athletic Director, imminent threat, wst-es of Crimeshall rampant ov¬ Antrim, Ralph A. Lung announced II be Charlevoix, titely between his index and first er our spotles campus. We must today, ja "umber of local groups Traverse and Leelanau. The number of veterans i tents finger. stamp out smoking.'' according exempt- directly alfectcd by the • ed from education and population rise. Among th, m are a to chef of physielc "It's terrible thing, that what police. RAewrite, Re¬ the lack ov student demand fcr the Reel Cedar ducks, who are has happened. We must not let write, See State Journal Feb. 3, coarse was the going to find a lot more rocks such trrable things happen. 1940. reason, according moeo roundup to Lung. coming there way this term *®s People who live until their AFTERNOON — cightieht birthday are called Oc- Bistro Frodd toganarians in ;^-Bachelor's grandchildren Exposed By Fearless Boston, Mart • ;»-Amanda of Indian Hills Greatest undercover work Dirty Work on Foot place and eatery. Sensing prox¬ £■*» Maid's younguns pumphousc reported that the imity to the solution of the siua- e&-Joh,/s since the exposure of the tion Decticlive other college river level had receded below the Fosdick ordered a TINE TABLE wholesale intake pipe causin gthe boilers cup of coffe and immediately u.i,_F°Ur hours of tra perjuring of the ™ in the powerplanf to run dry compared it with sample taken silence Jenison fieldhouse portable 1,18 which counsed no end of con¬ cntsfrom the river bed. College TODAY— morning-. basketball floor was the uncov¬ chemists fusion. round the two solutions 7:M a.m. alarm clock rings !30-Fi«>.c to on Giddyfingers ! ering of the nofarious fraud con Branch Brunch-Kill alike all counts Women's jtm Sirl coed cerning the piping o the Red Ce¬ Working in conjunction with Confronted with this damag¬ 7:36 a.m. alarm rings dar river water into the Union the local branch of the Federal ing evidence, Pcrship L. Bcllcf- Red isoll0dty s pig market Cedar stables grill where it was in turn sold Borough of Instigation, Detec¬ onte, new former proprietor ol 1:11 a.m. leave for Young Doctor Holland eight o'clock to grill clientele as coffee. tive Fosdick revealed that the the Grill, confessed to his fraud¬ Owomo bus depot p'"'" Bull ulent deed Instrumental in laying the next step was to detect the sourc and revealed that he 9:3* a.m. forced warm air convo Aun; Jemima's real life grondwork for the apprehending of the unacountable recession of had rearranged no little campus Basement, Union P-ncakes of the criminal responsible was the river level which was found plumbing to bring about a direct 11:99 U. S. UNO— Homr Bo L Ruther D (Fearless) Fosdick of to bee an intake pipe immediate line from the Red Cedar to the building sixthe floor JIue'«tory Sextet Grill, the local below the dam. in hopes of exacting a.... 2:99 p.m. pick up books for I Yesterday's pig market constabulary. The first evidence that something ill was Trailing the ripeNne grcate rprofit from management o'clock claw LT^-anoe music from of ^s»«noff in the wind came when John Tracing the pipeline, patrol¬ the grill. 3:39 O. U. UAW eleeUon P. Rutherford, caretaker of the men arrived at the bar in the Students Mid they had never Fieldbouse '" a Union grill, on campus meeting had better coffee. 7:99 etaoin KTAOI — Powerplant pax shut off alarm / Monday, April 1946 Page Two MICHIGAN STATE NEWS CAMPUS COBNER .. By HuffmarT MICHIGAN STAT| NEWS VfqdAt llopps Entered a ssecond class wrapping paper tinder the Emancipation Act of "1946 in the waste basket of the East SingsittR; Michigan pdstofficO. Office# By MARION HECKEL located on the damp floor of the Opion annex. Entered by pass keey only. Publisched daily except Tuesdya. Wednesday. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sundav. and other days when staff is .to otired. Also time out for holidays, birthdavs, weddings, funerals, baptisms, divorces, remarriages, hellweek. Telephone — two extension 8-2515 term in college, and NOW and 8-3555 after six p m. No calls DH goody, my _ last Spring during night classes. Don't call they bring the men back. Leave your number. According to the special dispatch Member of Obnoxious Press — The Obnoxious Press is exclusively en¬ titled to use of all material not fit to print and other stuff too. Ridig sen- in the Detroit Free Tress, which 11 corship anud other censorship siff. Vou would be* too. I sent in before T put it in the ; State News on account of the i X. X*. Factuy Adversor Xaplegate Free Press pays me more maney 11 Mortgages JANICE MALT Janitor Malryann JAEKKL —and then there's the prestige'' NEON SandSTOrm Advertizing mgr. too you know. Spots TROM REAKENII TYPEIire edltur llEEDEE IIEAWINC As I was saying, according to | to the Detroit Free Press (that's,;
l.otsa perpul. two plugs already for John Knight), there are approximately 986 more men in school this term Political than women; and none of them hitr'upws Corrupt Campus I ever ask me for a date on account We realize the full seriousness of obtaining a college | of I gotta SAE pin. Oh dear, all education, hut it now behooves us to scrutinize more;lhosc yea™ when State was the .1 1. 11r.. leading girls' school in the coun¬ closely the political intrigues of campus life. try, and NOW they bring back j | A select few have cornered the market on Mophistoph- the men! Elrst thing we know |! oies' current favorite, "Love on a Raft ", have manipu¬ they'll want the fraternity hous- i lated their way into the courses in thermodynamics and es back, and then the only time j we'll get in again will be on term Professor Gotta is avian embryolog, have wangled their way into the good j studying Indian love. parties. graces of the administration so that they won't be re¬ Sometime before I get out of 1 quired to drive cars, have obtained till the top positions in ehool, too, I'd like to know what Eight-foot Pair the Michigan State Association of Cow Milkers and Man- the inside of the Union grill look-. ' tire Spreaders, and have taken over the Music Pracitice like. Every one eand a while WillEire Von Double Venture building so that the rest of Us can't be served. . ' s'ny 11P u" night at the press St True, MSC does not have adequate facilities to ac- "nd ru?h over at six o'clock try- Ben Van Alstyne , , . - .. i , .. . ,. . ing to beat the rush—and by the commodate it- >, Scotch-Irishman w l» growing population, hut it is time that |ooks of most of thpm you can ! five through to a these few, who are privileged because of then- political (i,n p bums' rush- but so far | ranking in the cage affiliations, were eliminated. INFORMATION jj've never made it. Once I did past is happy agin could —-""~~—-———"— It is time for action, to remove the corrupt practices! get to the door s< eeived word that : of campus politics led by the machine of one Mayor (I. I).11,1 tun,-too CONTEST | are not to be left p. i.f the way Entries on the "Why 1 Pledged I'seless. We can never achieve the name of it free . era of college 'l K- (rum the j basketball i , , laike Michigan to Sigma Nil" contest must be in by , teams. The two I, guided by his ruthless hand. ,s„utll „avi>n |)j(M I had a job j..night midiiiunt. Drop entries in (twins — Frank •»'.,* Wshall stand behind the lie last sum- program of It. I ". Iteddy ill j down'there f a aw box. aicording to Tom Itiordan, i ius Nathan ( Nati the needed was coming elections for a clean and forward political [men all that wi prominent Sigma Stew. ( ps— Gulls Lookout, ('ki.e few seagulls aril some trout policy, for an Hvcr-ready Pen with attached spark pliiR* people will he pledged too) ; ing Find ley Collin- jumping. But n
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, t ■ - LETTERS To The Editor ferent taccs." Kco|) Warm I i August" Bv TOM EHN'KK and SA1.I.Y ( I.A UK mail tn ilslauil posse--ions drive) Meeting in mail sent from the United States '1<,vv >n pioi the) to Puerto Rico. Guam, the Phiii-'uri" ■" •'
ppine • arcliipelago. Tutuila and HONORARY DRAMATH by tin depaito'i .'hiding adjacent is Mend ers of Iheta Applie Pie, ;miling Pill (A Samoan dlania'.ies honorary, will meet group wiiic who lakes with ! ions of the United this af'err.ooii to "select tlie lead boarding house Canal Zone and" t! for the tcew jir 'ductiuii "Alda." the State hards >■ ds of the United St: WOLVERINE Anuriean Chet '
-ubject tot the Unite C.eiirr :! Meeting this afternoon lion v ent to war. claxsificati" know. plans far the 1946 ii he murk at (i i Wclvet •i e. acmrding to Mary be amply replai otherwise indicate Kelly, Alpha Gamma Delta pres- Alter boys. ■es being included i ident. Gone to Lunch Possessions of tiie L (AM)' According t > All : r l.ed to ai¬ ing Real Estate Hawaii and Alaska are i med ing to- v. ill literally t I in the term "United S he Women's -e term "Canal Zone" in Nate will ritory purchas the left shot. WINGED SPARTANS C'ate the right '.one" proper and the islands in and as soon i I'm c. he bay of Panama, named Per- Albert A m co. Nnos, Culebra and Flamenco Next Ci can rem- --oh ;tl lltltl i till till tit! Shorty's un form the twins • • ■ The Spartan Varsity Jay¬ See Next I.ir.i will walkers squad will halve their flip to see v I CLASSIFIED ADS Si.ue News isn't i shorts and winch annual and meeting today at mid¬ jus for that yo Van is saying i W AN T HI night at Shady Lawn t'eme- tinuc my subscrip us he goes sn'.iln LEFT handed die lerry, (oarh Amble Careless Michigan State Mich¬ Jenison court, n ■onchtion Uoutact Ncvvs.Jthe announced today. Project for Todd. Abbutt Hail igan State college student publi¬ decked beds unci ■ this term will be to purchase cation which appears daily on GIs, but three n DOUBLE edged razoi a chair the for Rigor .Mortis to set licit att last term t.i « Mulligan State college cam¬ size of the ideiitr »rive o'clock and all 1 in. pus. be. a use although I'm a Phi from Oklahoma . - as live salted peanuts. Beta Kappa transfer from a smal j of State's cagt P '' FOR KALE Pa.i i- >t ugi d »ing< university down the road and on to come. next ihjjht PAIR ot tails Excellent eondi- the Huron ri#er and my tuition is I Continues Edition Call Lit; on txten lottt curd. on Fine lor soup gii. Two Ion : Tn.C'n . • d J have a ricu I The addition of h ' HORIZON | aunt that pays ah the rest of my Wiih a TUSSLE I to Spartan athleu WWQNAt Iexpenses, I still don't think the continue the trad;' 2T SQUIRRELS l:. >m n»> pet 1 and putu- PUNNtNp auto trip to Okin- [Michigan State News is a very Twins, the Jennmg- Lied annuals of the 20th century. awa Room for Betwee ites Ami a I Wren twins, the I : If found piea>e returni l uthe rare of 18-30 Drivers' licenses' | good paper or wiirht the money. BUSTLE requil tiiank book room of the weather bureau. ed. Apply U S Army Krecruiting you sincerely, P.O. | Matt Mazza and In j 3 Weaks Leave GENERATION Svnd her Flowers PERSONAL ERE Editor . , THE CUTEST little pair of pink GIRLS! Here's your big Ton. E. Rich of thi¬
lady's gloxea you ever see Get a zircon tsudded. hand tool- . D did from ol written and cm: •: They have sedimcnta! value and ed. morocco bound, platinum Of your more critical sub- I ju>t can't grt along without trimmed. radio activated, surrey errThn lish has been granted tlivm. Couldn't the finder man¬ Hinged, double spaced, custom scnDers- The state news is a leave of absence to ; age to return my pink lady gloves built, fur lined French scams and newspaper of unqualified integ- to Slue norm Asberill, Apht Psl O'ltarra double indemnity NOW I Come ritty and undoubtedly kussle ing his thesis entitle i house. early, they re gouig fast. '• speare and his Effect I Marion Heckle i College." MICHIGAN STATE NEWS Page Three i|Top Lo«,» Tilts Contract Jumpers Jump Contracts ermie To S|ipw Key Cpntracfs Jmui>ed By Jumpers A. charge. i By'.!. SDRAWKCAB ,T.. vermin Hoopers (Special to the News) Should be To make this even bigger and I Italic State News) The better than It has any such affair ever Spart;in-s|minsured fith been reported that nnual Stnnky Schwartz, second " - "as fi"a,!y loop tournament "££. sponsored by this rag or will get string for the any | under right fielder Fremont (().) (ireen Sox has n(1 we eie I'roud to other such kind way this (if there'are' Iternoort, ac- "jumped" to the Abbot 1.1 team of the CsM intramural L thi" "l're rag 8 cording to i any) there will also be ■oaches Amiss and llu. ..,,1 darndest mived softhall Jt Moorman. league, according to King McI)otigal, sox mentor. this campus doubles that should prove quit , Morton *who ;-cett mi the thing. Tops Loop could not be reached for the entire na I lie joKfac^s MORE tourney, which is open comment. only to fraternities, Cage The whole thing is going to be dorms, inde¬ Champs 'However, it was ierned to¬ , proudly announces pendents. graduates, and stngged on the green, green faculty day that Happy Chandler h- nsor an all-college members tins been held banks of that beautiful annually Clout nd sent a winding! for the warning pi te to A. flC mat Will be past six years, was won Red Cedar river that wends its Gromykn, manager of fhe All by the Sllos last Vfjoek of wonderful, way through and over the beau¬ year when Mor¬ Stars accusing him of inmpering generous prizes. ion Norton, Sigma Hho Cronies tiful green green campus of Omega with the affairs of the,Ohio Slat. ... i 'a sl^ht entrance senior from Mannassa Colo, The final game of the 'mural Michigan State. silp (class C) league so s to? cop pel four tallies over the crossbar cage loop ended in a finale des¬ S i*r pcrs-n to cover Targets will be situated at the more ball tilts. handling, for a total of six iritis. In second tined to top all final lilts which !/ targets, etc. foot of the big oak rite near NSlfNAils WC the have ( will he place was Phi Delta ever closed an intramura prire ' and guardens and contestants will Quipstlon Meanwhile Northe, n South ntlm awards will with five basketball season, according to It 1 fire from someplace nets, followed by Dakota Stale Teachers College of way down along the "Fotm" back Yakclry ball Aldehyd noted hoop au¬ Aberdeen of Wells hall, sort of in .• . ... ejaculated hat they, ied thority, r",nen, wh° Robin Hood style. Oh. it will too, had met with fot.l play at be' *'The ",i,lp tntut* nR,,t Itv the class A , the Italian theater loop finals for this tournament, in¬ of lost of fun. year the hands n another RISC' gonp, I may well volving all dorms of over 1.000 top all bar clashes ward £c.a! 20 llres Those who do so want t namely the Wells hall, D get | whic have featured net tilts in students. Abbot hall defeated jnffi. in and have the team, led by .Jog Keln naim, without sny- sawbuck should list, aeeordin to Milson hall 34-43 and one half, |tl Blark and See Holdov er Page 5 vvill furnish drop into our office anytime reel: fluidi; mentor Slug McKmsnith Tn class II Involving rooms tacit ma'1 The campus i NSD- soon. Remember this is being holding more than !i paper, r rows and a This will be the sixth yeqr that persons, ;bow an(i to 100 students KTVIAN. demanded t eeall of limited and there the bouts will be be " Id Ward (' room (i Wells hall de¬ . pick up the shots their star /.eke Z/pl • ill the retrcivers. This does not include feated Ward A loom 37. The Hyid happin to miss the Spurt in field. Hovvevr the fie¬ their young I d n't winners were * red targets lady friends. led by 'Robin Ro LI.. kle linger ri in as (hi ( liueker ( bino, who swisher 0 ;te| ou free of See Itnltom of Cnl J lifjiic hoops, while I /.eke. known t, his ends as the losers' star was Sam Forfei ts I ! lias ((!rew sprinted ba who netted 4 tallies. The final] Id field fence > ball eotinl was U-fO aeeording In so¬ field for a fly. but it w me beat-up janitor who swept ind any bow there vv out tiie .Judging l'aviliatt after any IV nee. .mil /.eke font u .elf tlie game.
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Parties Crowd Weekend Activities THIS IS'SPARTY THIS l5"SR\f| Saturday from 3 p.m. to 12. All WATCHING A Big Formal Affair men within a radius of one Canoe Paddle WATftWG V hundred miles are cordially in- Baseball Game; Shall Take Place vitied to. attend. Chairman Hei¬ di Ho has announced, however, Hires Lawyer On Starlit Roof that no outside women should come within site of the dorm if On Business Ry LIZ SORRY they know what's good for MSC again conies zoom¬ them. The return of ex-GI vet¬ ing into the social spotlight. Mis Ho also stated that oodl¬ erans has monkeyed up the The clever little Spartans es-of refreshments and enter¬ business of I. Paddle, pro- tainment have been have planned to planned 5 wonderful entertain the males. Decorations prietar of the Redcedar ca¬ noe stant. The canoe parties for the weekend. will be based on a wild west stand,lo¬ cated several ducks up the river The first party your eaves theme, and all grils will be arm¬ dropping reporter caught wind ed with lassos. from the bridge, is being bypass¬ ofis one which the Stigma Stews ed by airforce releases who The last part yon the list has hove brought their yellow life rafts planned for Friday inght. been planned by the Awful Psis. This modest formal affair will with them when they came home ft is a term party which will take place on the Starlit Roof from the army. begin Saturday at 7 a.m. and last of the new Union building and fhe remainder of the term. The Riddle who has operated a t-}AV£ YOU 8E.CN a Cob Blcstone and his six pebbles tremendous business since 1801, chapter house will be the scene have finally consented to spply of the affair. Sunny South is in is having his mouthpiece bring dance music. The Baseball Gam£. this gable room in charge of planning the affair, suit against the veterans admin¬ vvclk the basement has been obtained and she announced that Mr. and istration for allowing these rafts for the patrons, Wormie Big- to Mrs. M. S. See will act as pa¬ operate on his franchise. wheel stated yester¬ confidently trons. One sophomore, no veteran, day. Patrons include Mr. and wrote to the surplus properly Mrs. J. Hop and Mr. and Mrs. board for their advertised Mac S. R. Prom. Rotmiers West, is thinking of hiring the Snowball Fight Spred same Out lawyer. All he got was a Chick Chickery told me that life Idem- On MSC preserver. of his fraternity, the Who Deltas, is By DEAR DEEING Campus Paddle has gotten a little ex¬ giving a radio party Friday About tra bisness from Kaiser-Eraser nite as a means of obtaining ra¬ Military men who have been dios using the for each room of the house. The rumors men that enlist¬ canoes to commute to work from Admittance will be only by pre¬ ing in advanced military do the flats he has rented in a hole sentation of a radio (Chickery so either because of the he excavated under the band Grad announced, and these must be Mnhvs (, shell, she will shell kill. Speak¬ purchased from the local Chick - shiny new officers uniform ing of excavating that dry spot 1642 Grad^ ery-Chickery and Son music and twenty dollars a month or on the red cedar US16 is being school dissip.,1 store. Everyone is cordially in¬ becnusc it is required by the dug so that no portaging of can¬ tbetter, has ; vited to attend this affair which course they are enrolled in are oes will be necessury without a prominent pi.. will take place at the Who Delt slanderous and a lie, Col. Eager permit. The canoe builders un¬ & Gumblc Si house from 6:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. told this reporter today. ion visited Paddle yesterday and program honki Following this open dance the Why, these men in the, he promised him full support in his Having mi - fraternity will hold a dance for went on to say, class like the cleanup of VA. to be continued. from the sen, its members only. Chickery also army and its life. One of our Loftbetter is stated that the affair will be un- students had a nrvious break¬ veted Burple chapcroned as the Who Delts down when they discharged him when he com didn't like to show partiality from the army on points WOMEN lacerations lo among the faculty members. 23 m— — because he wished to Beer Bust mous propor!. stay in. He didn't take anyintcr- (Continued from Page 1) man As a means of preserving stu¬ cst in life until he came to State licqour i many men hove dent health, the administration letting men take a course in mil- entered the hos¬ pure carbolic Loftbetter is attempting to bring students and found out that they were pital lately complaining of in¬ into the streets and out of their itary training. grown toenails, and other seri- the eommerci,.! >us ailments. smoke filled rooms. President O. Bystanders should take no "This is all due," the sponsm's O. laid Doctor Johnny has announced that an heed of the playful jestst that Towland. "to the aw of a foghorn full late all college street dance has been the luds are usually Indulging late hours they keep. program. I"f planned for Saturday. such as their plans when Sure." The highway department has they meet their ex-sergeants "It's about time the women got approved the roping off of US 16 after they get their commission a chanct to get some nite uire," from Milliams to Wason and Ha¬ 'nd such and the things coed sed. "It's just terrible bit dorms for the the dance. "Hit the they will say when some recruit way we're Cooped up evry Road" is the to salute theme of the af¬ fails they night and don't get no air," re FOR THAT EXTINGl Mil l> fair, which will be carried out In all reality these men are morked another coed. by splendid decorations. Jma the backbone of the nation, and Dean Younnow made a fine Drum and her six a few EAST cymbaliettes missing vertefrue will not quote when she said "li s swell, I.\NSIM1 will give out with the music bother such a it large organization really is. It's about time my from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. After¬ in the least, so don't spread nas¬ girls had some fun." noon classes will be excused and ty rumors about the local militia At the next meetin the bored LOOK - the president has us expressed a they could sue you, and with will discust whether having beer hope that the everyone has a real patriotism what it is probab¬ in the kill kill kill HO 1. .livey time. ly win their cae. Johnny's Home In all the history o the United IU ^ Kit The girls of Whatta Dorm Grover Cleveland was a post¬ States only one man has been have planned an open house for humous child. president at one time. urns vr
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