Polk Delivers Ultimatum to Mexico More TODAY's Trouble in Ira„ "'Withdraw South of Nueces' American Soil Invaded! (AM PUS Morse Telegraph in Operation
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,rs A JOKE, SON WEATHER »,«'/> Student APRIL MichiganPublicationSlate College Vol. 34, 334 I ss===--— MICHIGAN, MONDAY. APRIT , ___ "r"'u i, liHB^ No. 109 polk Delivers Ultimatum To Mexico More TODAY'S Trouble In Ira„ "'Withdraw South of Nueces' American Soil Invaded! (AM PUS Morse Telegraph In Operation . K Lou# Distance WASHINGTIN, M. C., Most remarkable incident to Women to Set xPrl!1816 («iHay««i Kcure al Hie local beanerles took j ) IVt'sitlcnl Polk ioelsty -lace !aft ,,isht when Cuthbert Chance t Btheror. junior, from Nome (ilrlivernl an iilliioaliiiii tin haiu'f his hat around the lo lh«» Mexican corner in the third house from govern* Life Time iiK'nt ,|-.e right of the left turn, enter¬ declaring all Irr* al I Cii'nntl news Auto's tireecy Spool. He set hits conie rilorv north <»f ili« Rio Short i of the last meeting of Order Grande \nit>riran - foil. judiciary administrative, _ B • > fust boot, and no sooner boartl of AWS anil tlitit is General I hud he set then a waiter roared ay leer has be- that .III women on campus will tv. asked , I;nn what he wanted, ordered to the bord- have 4 a.m. permissionpermission nn Tucs- ! ;..,i they tiad it anl staggered day nights and men will have to vr. df tt was back in 2.26:3, hot and keep strict hours, according to well-muttered, and Ccuss, that The record for enroll¬ Squirrlcy llammtlick. president. lucky swashbuckling roger, was ment just established at Reporter Crinoline Corny dash out was with his hands and face MSC — ed right over to interview Miss 7.!)!18 plus ( a fig¬ bed within nfteen gkq 123456 Mammilick since she beard this ure which takes into ac¬ t23mtwyplu with about 2034555 rumor while Harry Bivens, 18. Frederick, doing a gallop pole count normal losses due >< over lif the records • Okla., shakes nice, white, talcum smelly on what the student powder on his great, big, fat. body thinks exposure to registration, chronic Chester prise-winning 295-pound about the Horse white (not brown, green, Management spring fever cases and gray or blue) pig. This pig (?) is the grand course, and she found that jgrill hounds) is being consul .. Congratulations champion, get that" Grand champion "f harrows its true. It's ercd not wheel barrows at the really true intensively in collegt circle* either, exclusive National Western show fat and Hike, renowned Union for stock at Denver, Cross Line Practically every significant en I Colorado, in the western hemisphere that is over- , , just what this means n barbers, will celebrate their S5th ETAOIN SHRDLU We ,»f the judu-.ary-admtms- that CMFWYP VBGKQ.J | h.ls tear of service. Mike i* still trative jvtl|| , boar,I think that it is a j over rhuoklin* the time he hum¬ grand idea. It's time that the wo- id oft problematically Most , xpert half or Pres. Theophlius C. men realized their rights. We Abbot's beard aRm. hy nnri |ar(,, while Pat remem¬ SCANDAL BULLETIN have been on the subjected try- art, an bers ,nV|U| of peopu b, r back to the days when ther anny Relief for Housing Shortage of masculine superiority this term, sere ears on campus. Shot Dead I too long From now on, the men Thirty six students were killed |,lTtl By Just how many will keep hours, and they may pimple [crossing Grand River avenue last L|)fl|. n the East Some MSC •isc a Lansing area"" week. It is believed. D coupon if they petition i counts ... More seem inadequate, Darn Stinker the board 3 weeks ahead of time A survey of gum and include deposit under The recommendations stars peered thro the desk chairs, l raws low SCANDAL— from the Dean disfigured SHOT DEAD—14 All students bvery 80 years of Men, their tty curtain through which the trom the grill and butch barren It was old will be allowed to mem¬ murble of the Red announced yesterday operate j minister, and one faculty ts as registered in union Cedar sou¬ ber." barber thed cars on campus spring term if in muted tumult, tat an irate student shot dead an shops reveals that the lo •al po- written Where Are You—You Old Bat? permission is obtained puplation has fluctuated tony My feet followed the inoscent freshman as he was scu ronsid- from both parents. Students Ralphic Kornslamaeker, pres¬ ei ably hetry na; row path as mi mind lately. (Editor, r that rrying to his 8 o'clock, according ident of IFsee, was unable to Ire rooming in Grand Rapids will fluctuated or frustrated" dreamily . , . to th ebuildings and ground de¬ also be allowed to drive if not contacted, but his roomote said OoooooH. pardon People have even been me!!!!!! able to that Halphie was taking this having partment. The body wah found get to classes on time a bard time trying to find a place some time last nit as otherwise. very hard, and was scurrying a- campus po¬ to sleep, things going from bed • •. lice were round forming a committee to Ru##vtl Rut Rat patroling to see if any- to worse. etaoi shrdul investigate subversive activities cmfwyp shr vbgkq That the local Ttiis is a CORRECTION on population is little late, but we'd shrd cmfw eta vbg n wr campus. *11 like to swelling is obvious to at. least share it with the rest do sometime. This whole idea was recom¬ The State News two senators who have been de¬ ■ the college. Last sincerely re¬ mended t" the board by the Oiin Tuesday Me¬ Police decided that the livering lt Splice body grets the error found in the memorable campaign speech, .- to lone of the popular hospital stall since so beelonged to a freshman since as State News for March crowds in the grill for two terms out at our Monday, 4 "»*««l SIIDM HI ) *-»S sorority) missed how he was now. It's a » fuly clad and caryin 10, 1927 when the name of the little hard to find foreign language class in a notebook and sevral sharpened senior class them consistently, but an dear English. president, Jacwoir Mi« Thing, Yes Sir Prof. Socksie day one can see them pencels. Breslin, Battle Creek, was mis¬ eat, aign- "N on her but nobody anserd tog among the oil It was decided that this atro¬ spelled. The name should have Physical Education 489k (ice- tables the north side.) ft* cious deed was performed by an been spelled, Jacweir Breslin. skating and toboganning) will Thirteenth Judicial Dis- member of the not be offered spring and sum¬ Although population dot? not of varsity club sine Michigan consists of the mer terms, seem to be an the defunct had a cigarette butt not run Athletic Director, imminent threat, wst-es of Crimeshall rampant ov¬ Antrim, Ralph A. Lung announced II be Charlevoix, titely between his index and first er our spotles campus. We must today, ja "umber of local groups Traverse and Leelanau. The number of veterans i tents finger. stamp out smoking.'' according exempt- directly alfectcd by the • ed from education and population rise. Among th, m are a to chef of physielc "It's terrible thing, that what police. RAewrite, Re¬ the lack ov student demand fcr the Reel Cedar ducks, who are has happened. We must not let write, See State Journal Feb. 3, coarse was the going to find a lot more rocks such trrable things happen. 1940. reason, according moeo roundup to Lung. coming there way this term *®s People who live until their AFTERNOON — cightieht birthday are called Oc- Bistro Frodd toganarians in ;^-Bachelor's grandchildren Exposed By Fearless Boston, Mart • ;»-Amanda of Indian Hills Greatest undercover work Dirty Work on Foot place and eatery. Sensing prox¬ £■*» Maid's younguns pumphousc reported that the imity to the solution of the siua- e&-Joh,/s since the exposure of the tion Decticlive other college river level had receded below the Fosdick ordered a TINE TABLE wholesale intake pipe causin gthe boilers cup of coffe and immediately u.i,_F°Ur hours of tra perjuring of the ™ in the powerplanf to run dry compared it with sample taken silence Jenison fieldhouse portable 1,18 which counsed no end of con¬ cntsfrom the river bed. College TODAY— morning-. basketball floor was the uncov¬ chemists fusion. round the two solutions 7:M a.m. alarm clock rings !30-Fi«>.c to on Giddyfingers ! ering of the nofarious fraud con Branch Brunch-Kill alike all counts Women's jtm Sirl coed cerning the piping o the Red Ce¬ Working in conjunction with Confronted with this damag¬ 7:36 a.m. alarm rings dar river water into the Union the local branch of the Federal ing evidence, Pcrship L. Bcllcf- Red isoll0dty s pig market Cedar stables grill where it was in turn sold Borough of Instigation, Detec¬ onte, new former proprietor ol 1:11 a.m. leave for Young Doctor Holland eight o'clock to grill clientele as coffee. tive Fosdick revealed that the the Grill, confessed to his fraud¬ Owomo bus depot p'"'" Bull ulent deed Instrumental in laying the next step was to detect the sourc and revealed that he 9:3* a.m. forced warm air convo Aun; Jemima's real life grondwork for the apprehending of the unacountable recession of had rearranged no little campus Basement, Union P-ncakes of the criminal responsible was the river level which was found plumbing to bring about a direct 11:99 U. S. UNO— Homr Bo L Ruther D (Fearless) Fosdick of to bee an intake pipe immediate line from the Red Cedar to the building sixthe floor JIue'«tory Sextet Grill, the local below the dam.