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Br.] [sl.] [buttocks] Arsch {m} [vulg.] arse [Br.] [vulg.] Arsch {m} [vulg.] arse [Br.] [vulg.] Hintern {m} [ugs.] arse [Br.] [vulg.] Hinterteil {n} [ugs.] arse about face [Br.] [vulg.] verkehrt herum arse cheeks [vulg.] Arschbacken {pl} [vulg.] arse crack [Br.] [vulg.] Arschspalte {f} [vulg.] arse kissing [Br.] [vulg.] Arschkriecherei {f} [vulg.] arse kissing {adj} [Br.] arschkriecherisch [vulg.] arse licker [vulg.] Arschkriecher {m} [vulg.] arse licker [vulg.] Arschlecker {m} [vulg.] arse licker [vulg.] Schleimscheißer {m} [vulg.] arse-crawler [Br.] [vulg.] Arschkriecher {m} [vulg.] arsehole [vulg.] [Br.] Pisser {m} [derb: verachtenswerte männliche Person] arseholed {adj} [Br.] [vulg.] besoffen [ugs.] arseholes [Br.] [vulg.] Arschlöcher {pl} [vulg.] arselicker [vulg.] Arschlecker {m} [vulg.] arses [Br.] [vulg.] Ärsche {pl} [vulg.] arse-shaking [Br.] [vulg.] arschwackelnd [vulg.] arse-shaking [Br.] [vulg.] Arschwackeln {n} [vulg.] arse-wiggling [Br.] [vulg.] Arschwackeln {n} [vulg.] arsey {adj} [Br.] [vulg.] pampig [ugs.] ass [Am.] [vulg.] Arsch {m} [vulg.] ass [Am.] [vulg.] Hintern {m} [ugs.] ass cheek [vulg.] [Am.] Arschbacke {f} [vulg.] ass cheeks [Am.] [vulg.] Arschbacken {pl} [vulg.] ass crack [Am.] [vulg.] Arschspalte {f} [vulg.] ass kisser [vulg.] [Am.] Arschlecker {m} [vulg.] 3 English German asscheeks [Am.] [vulg.] Arschbacken {pl} [vulg.] asses [Am.] [vulg.] Ärsche {pl} [vulg.] asshamster [vulg.] Arschkriecher {m} [bei Vorgesetzten] [vulg.] asshamster [vulg.] [toady] Schleimer {m} [bei Vorgesetzten] [ugs.] ass-hole [Am.] [vulg.] Scheißer {m} [vulg.] assholes [Am.] [vulg.] Arschlöcher {pl} [vulg.] ass-shaking [Am.] [vulg.] arschwackelnd [vulg.] ass-shaking [Am.] [vulg.] Arschwackeln {n} [vulg.] ass-wiggle [vulg.] [Am.] Arschwackeln {n} [vulg.] ass-wiggling [vulg.] [Am.] Arschwackeln {n} [vulg.] ass-wiggling {adj} [Am.] [vulg.] arschwackelnd [vulg.] asswipes [vulg.] Scheißhauspapier {n} [vulg.] [Toilettenpapier] automot. pussy magnet [Am.] [vulg.] Schlampenschlepper {m} [derb: aufgemotztes Auto zum Abschleppen von Mädchen] baby hooker [Am.] [sl.] Babynutte {f} [vulg.] baby hooker [Am.] [sl.] Baby-Nutte {f} [vulg.] baby hustler [Am.] Babynutte {f} [vulg.] baby hustler [Am.] [sl.] Baby-Nutte {f} [vulg.] backside [coll.] Arsch {m} [vulg.] badass [vulg.] harter Typ {m} badonka donk [Am.] [sl.] Prachtarsch {m} [vulg.] badonkadonk [Am.] [sl.] Prachtarsch {m} [vulg.] baggy boobs [Br.] Hängetitten {pl} [vulg.] ball sack [vulg.] [scrotum] Sack {m} [vulg.] [Hodensack] ballocks [Br.] [spv.] [vulg.] [testicles] Eier {pl} [vulg. Hoden] balls [Br.] [vulg.] Quatsch {m} [ugs.] balls [Br.] [vulg.] Unsinn {m} balls [vulg.] Gehänge {n} [vulg.] balls [vulg.] [testicles] Eier {pl} [vulg.] [Hoden] balls [vulg.] [testicles] Glocken {pl} [vulg.] [Hoden] balls [vulg.] [testicles] Klöten {pl} [nordd.] [derb] balls {pl} [vulg.] [testicles] Sack {m} [vulg.] [Hodensack] balls-up [Br.] [vulg.] Pfusch {m} [ugs.] bang [vulg.] Fick {m} [vulg.] 4 English German bar slut [vulg.] Barschlampe {f} [vulg.] bar slut [vulg.] Tresenschlampe {f} [vulg.] barf bag [esp. Am.] [vulg.] Kotztüte {f} [vulg.] barf reflex [esp. Am.] [sl.] Kotzreiz {m} [vulg. für Brechreiz] bastard [sl.] Saubär {m} [vulg.] bastard [sl.] Scheißer {m} [vulg.] bastard [vulg.] Saukerl {m} [derb] batty boy [sl.] [Br.] [pej.] Schwanzgrapscher {m} [vulg.] bawbag [Scot.] [vulg.] [scrotum] Hodensack {m} bazoomas [sl.] [vulg.] dicke Memmen {pl} [derb: große Brüste] bazoomas [sl.] [vulg.] dicke Tutteln {pl} [österr.] [derb: große Brüste] Beat it! [coll.] Verpiss dich! [vulg.] beaver [Am.] [vulg.] Muschi {f} [vulg.] beer tits [vulg.] Biertitten {pl} [vulg.] big bum [Br.] [coll.] Bierarsch {m} [vulg.] big-arse {adj} [Br.] [vulg.] schweinegroß [vulg.] big-ass {adj} [Am.] [vulg.] schweinegroß [vulg.] big-booty-assed {adj} [Am.] [vulg.] breitärschig [vulg.] biol. poop chute [sl.] [vulg.] Arschloch {n} [vulg.] [Anus] bird shit [vulg.] Vogelscheiße {f} [vulg.] bird's shit [vulg.] Vogeldreck {m} [ugs.] Bite me! [Am.] [vulg.] Leck mich! [vulg.] BJ [sl.] [vulg.] [fellatio] Blowjob {m} [ugs.] bleeder [Br.] [sl.] Scheißding {n} [vulg.] bleeding {adv} [Br.] [sl.] Scheiß- [vulg.] Bloody hell! [Br.] [coll.] Verdammte Scheiße! [vulg.] bloody lethargic {adj} [Br.] [sl.] lahmarschig [vulg.] Blow the expense. [Br.] [coll.] Scheiß (doch) auf die Kosten. [vulg.] Boche [sl.] [disparaging: a German, esp. a Scheißdeutscher {m} [vulg.] [abwertend] German soldier in World War I] bog [Br.] [sl.] Scheißhaus {n} [vulg.] bogey [Br.] [coll.] Rotz {m} [vulg.] bollocking [Br.] [vulg.] Anschiss {m} [derb] bollocking [Br.] [vulg.] Schimpfkanonade {f} bollocks [Br.] [vulg.] Blödsinn {m} [ugs.] 5 English German bollocks [Br.] [vulg.] Mist {m} [ugs.] [fig.] bollocks [Br.] [vulg.] Nonsens {m} bollocks [Br.] [vulg.] Scheiße {f} [vulg.] bollocks [Br.] [vulg.] [rubbish] Schwachsinn {m} [ugs.] bollocks [Br.] [vulg.] [rubbish] totaler Quatsch {m} [ugs.] bollocks [Br.] [vulg.] [testicles] Eier {pl} [vulg.] [Hoden] bollocks {pl} [Br.] [vulg.] Unsinn {m} Bollocks to that! [vulg.] [Br.] Scheiß drauf! [vulg.] bollocksed {adj} [Br.] [vulg.] abgefuckt [vulg.] [beyond repair] Bollox! {interj} [Br.] [Irish] Kacke! {f} [vulg.] Bollox! {interj} [Br.] [Irish] Scheiße! {f} [vulg.] Bollox! {interj} [Br.] [Irish] [vulg.] Scheißtyp! {m} [vulg.] bone-dry {adj} furztrocken [vulg.] boner [vulg.] Latte {f} [vulg.] [Erektion] boner [vulg.] [erect penis] Ständer {m} [vulg.] bonk [coll.] Bums {m} [vulg.] [Koitus] bonking [vulg.] Gebumse {n} [vulg.] [Koitieren] boob grabber [vulg.] Tittengrabscher {m} [vulg.] boob grabber [vulg.] Tittengrapscher {m} [vulg.] boob-grabber [vulg.] Tittengrabscher {m} [vulg.] boob-grabber [vulg.] Tittengrapscher {m} [ugs.] boobies [coll.] Titten {pl} [vulg.] boobs [coll.] Titten {pl} [vulg.] booby [coll.] [a woman's breast] Titte {f} [vulg.] bootlicker [coll.] Schleimscheißer {m} [vulg.] booty [Am.] [sl.] Arsch {m} [vulg.] booty [Am.] [vulg.] weibliches Gesäß {n} botched {adj} {past-p} verkackt [vulg.] bottom hole [vulg.] Poloch {n} [vulg.] bottomhole [vulg.] Poloch {n} [vulg.] box [vulg.] [sl.] Vagina {f} boy's ass [vulg.] [Am.] Jungenarsch {m} [vulg.] breeder [Am.] [gay sl.] [pej.] Scheißhete {f} [vulg., pej. für eine heterosexuelle Person] brew panther piss [vulg.] Pferdepisse {f} [vulg., pej.: schlechtes Bier] 6 English German brick shithouse [vulg.] muskulöse Person {f} [Kleiderkasten] bristols [Br.] [sl.] Titten {pl} [vulg.] bros before hoes [sl.] Bruder vor Luder [ugs.] [vulg.] bros before hos [sl.] Bruder vor Luder [ugs.] [vulg.] brownnose [female] [vulg.] Arschkriecherin {f} [vulg.] brownnose [vulg.] Arschkriecher {m} [vulg.] brown-nose [vulg.] Arschkriecher {m} [vulg.] brown-noser [vulg.] Arschkriecher {m} [vulg.] bugger [vulg.] Saftsack {m} [vulg.] bugger [vulg.] [unpleasant thing] Scheißding {n} [vulg.] bugger all [Br.] [vulg.] verdammt wenig bugger all [Br.] [vulg.] rein gar nichts bugger all {pron} [Br.] [vulg.] nix [ugs.] Bugger him! [vulg.] (Dieser) Scheißkerl! [vulg.] Bugger it! [Br.] [vulg.] Scheiße! [vulg.] Bugger it! [Br.] [vulg.] Scheiß drauf! [vulg.] Bugger me! [Br.] [vulg.] Leck mich am Arsch! [vulg.] [Ausruf der Überraschung] Bugger off! [Br.] [vulg.] Hau ab! [ugs.] Bugger off! [Br.] [vulg.] Verkack dich! [vulg.] Bugger off! [Br.] [vulg.] Verpiss dich! [vulg.] Bugger off! [Br.] [vulg.] Verscheiß dich! [vulg.] Bugger off! [Br.] [vulg.] Verzieh dich! [ugs.] Bugger this car! [vulg.] Diese Scheißkarre! [vulg.] Bugger! [Br.] [vulg.] [damn] Scheiße! [vulg.] buggered {adj} [Br.] [vulg.] am / im Arsch [vulg.] buggered up {adj} {past-p} [vulg.] ruiniert bughouse [Am.] [vulg.] Klapsmühle {f} [Irrenanstalt] bull [derived from bullshit] [Am.] [vulg.] Blödsinn {m} [ugs.] bull [derived from bullshit] [Am.] [vulg.] Mist {m} [ugs.] bull [derived from bullshit] [Am.] [vulg.] Nonsens {m} [ugs.] bull [derived from bullshit] [Am.] [vulg.] Quatsch {m} [ugs.] bull [derived from bullshit] [Am.] [vulg.] Scheiße {f} [vulg.] bull [derived from bullshit] [Am.] [vulg.] Unsinn {m} bull shit [vulg.] [spv.] Unsinn {m} bullshit [vulg.] Bullshit {m} [pej.] [ugs.] 7 English German bullshit [vulg.] Quatsch {m} bullshit [vulg.] Schwachsinn {m} [ugs.] bullshit [vulg.] [feces] Kuhscheiße {f} [vulg.] bullshit <BS> [vulg.] Bockmist {m} [ugs.] bullshit <BS> [vulg.] Mist {m} [ugs.] bullshitter [vulg.] Dreckschwätzer {m} [vulg.] bum cleft [Br.] [vulg.] Popospalte {f} [vulg.] bum crack [Br.] [vulg.] Poporitze {f} [vulg.] bum crack [Br.] [vulg.] Poposchlitz {m} [vulg.] bum crack [Br.] [vulg.] Popospalte {f} [vulg.] bum crack [Br.] [vulg.] Poritze {f} [vulg.] bum crack [Br.] [vulg.] Pospalte {f} [vulg.] bumcrack [Br.] [vulg.] Poporitze {f} [ugs.]
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