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SCHOLASTIC Live the Tradition Together NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE NEWS SYRs: Then and Now Student government submits a report on all-hall semi Subscribe 7 formals to student affairs Ian Mitchell Excerpts from "A Report to the Office of Student Affairs: from the Student Government Committee on to 9 All-Hall Semi-Formals" COVER Scholastic Earth Day 1990 10 Environmental Action Club participates in nationwide movement to save environment . Frank Barletta FOR OVER 120 YEARS, A LINK BETWEEN SPORTS PARENTS AND CAMPUS LIFE .For the Defense 14 Gary Darnell is Lou Holtz' man to pick up where Barry Alvarez left off Kevin T. Kerns

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LETTERS __------~O~N~O~T~H~E~R=-~C~A~M~P--U--S-E--S:, "An Tostal Chance to Smile and Laugh" Student Responds to Editorial The Condom Queen Dear Editor: of Brown University This letter is in response to the bitingly sarcastic AprilS Scholastic We have learned to enjoy the company of those with whom we live

Editorial. This work exemplifies the apathy of those individuals at and go to class for four or more years. We all come togetherinrevelry " Notre Dame who choose to put themselves above the rest. Some call for Notre Dame Football as it is something we all have in common. I " it the "Holier Than Thou Attitude" and unfortunately is prevalent in We smile and laugh with those we barely know after a convincing Plus, more nerds, geeks, tear gas and marijuana our otherwise vibrant and enthusiastic community. victory. AnTostal is another chance to smile and laugh with our friends during our fleeting years here. predicted for the rest of the semester The editorial put undeserved black paint allover our Spring AnTo stal Festival. How familiar are these AnTostal critics with where this Brennan Harvath festival comes from? Not too, I'm sure. AnTostal, Gaelic for "Fes College of Business, '91 unheard of these days. Friends of Penn State professor Boris,' tival", is annually provided to the entire Notre Dame/Saint Mary's AnTos tal '90 Executive Committee Weisfeiler remember him as an adventurer-a loner who ;often EDITED BY CHRIS FILLIO College student body and faculty by their fellow classmates. preferred his own thoughts to human companionsh~p and at times considered people bothersome. The Weekly Collegzan reports that The sarcastic Scholastics obviously do not appreciate the fact that Ood old Toby 'Condom Queen' Simon and her crew at the five years after the 43-year-old math professor went off on a solo many of their closest friends have volunteered their time in order to Health Education O~fice of Br~wn Univer~ity v:ere at it G hiking vacation during the school's Christmas Breakan~ disap?~ed give everyone the chance to come together again after the drudgery again this year, handmg out Spnng Break Kits pnor to the in Chile, his colleagues remain unsure of his fate. An mvesttgation of another South Bend winter. Sure, AnTos tal does not cause the annual midsemester vacation, The Brown Daily Herald relayed in a launched by the State Department in 1985 was supple~ented ?y,a hoards to go out of their mind in "anticipation" and it is not supposed campus news brief. For anyone who has not been fortunate enough search on behalf of colleagues in the Chilean Math SOCIety. Chile s to. The editorial states that the week of April 22 is the perfect "time to experience one of these fme examples of preventitive livin?, in the government also assisted, but only for a short time. for a road trip." Is the Little SaO/Spring Fling/Greek Fest really past kits have included condoms, aspirin, lubricant, suntan lOtion, and worth driving at least two hours to go witness? Maybe for some, but weight-alcohol charts. Rumor has it that this year's packet includes the purpose of AnTos tal is not to grab the best ringside seats and let much of the same as well as throat lozenges. In addition, a limited ourselves be entertained by others. Nonetheless, the Mud Pits, 1·80 at Exit 77 supply of day-glo hats bearing the logo "HARMLESS PARTY Bookstore Basketball Finals, Recess & Concerts on the Quad are a 52825 US 33 N. ANIMAL" were distributed, with an assurance of meeting many new treat whether or not you personally participate. South Bend, IN friends amongst the stylish Ft. Lauderdale crowd. It is not the case that Notre Dame is the place where "you have to 272-9000 The Society of Nerds and Geeks is spreading, according to a report make your own fun" as the editorial states. Life in general is this in the National On-Campus Report. The fIrst chapter of SONG was "place!" Wherever one goes and what ever one does withhislher founded in October at Harvard, primarily to encourage the library to time suggests how willing they are make life worthwhile. AnTostal *FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST remain open twenty-four hours. Now Dartmouth has a chapter "to is the time to bring our Notre Dame community together with the *PRNATE IN ROOM JACUZZI SPAS make people more receptive to the shy person," as well as to push for opportunity to make our own fun. Who wants ringside seats at the *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN "a 24-hour cafe where students can eat and study late at night .. away . Jello-Pits when you can actually frolic in them with your friends; from the constant partying." There's also interest in forming SONG That's what AnTostal is here for. It is not for those who choose to *IN ROOM MOVIES NCR (over 50 titles) chapters at Cornell, Amherst and Claremont College. carry an air about themselves. *FREE LOCAL CALLS Brown made sure students were 'prepared' for Spring Break. ", ,:) : *~ A new computer virus called 'Stoned'-which zaps ftles and Scholastic apparently categorizes AnTostal with "church socials" replaces them with the message 'Your computer has been stoned. If you thought security at your college was tough, try bending the and other sorts of "energetic tomfoolery." What's wrong with either *LAUNDRY Legalize marijuana' -circulated through an estimated thirty comput rules at the University of Oregon or Lane Community College. The Chronicle of Higher Education reported recently that police tactiCS! : of these? Their attitude! We at AnTostallike being part of the Notre ~, ers at North Carolina State University in late March, the College Dame/Saint Mary's family and feel that we represent the majority of Press Service reports. "It has been nightmarish," complained Tracy aimed at breaking up two block parties attended by several hundred. - : the student body. Otherwise, there would be no world record setting II Carver of the Humanities Computer Lab, which had to shut down for students included officers dressed in riot gear who fIred about ten. i ' Bookstore Basketball Tournament or Charity Carnival that attract ~(£; PRIVATE IN ROOM SPAS a day and a half torestore its machines to working order. canisters of tear gas into the crowds. Police officials said later the - : i thousands! .... action had been taken because some partygoers were pelting the ! ! While it is common for professors, and sometimes even students, to police with bottles, and because the students were engaging in ' take a year's absence from college, a five-year sabbaticalis somewhat unlawful assembly. 0 2 3 SCHOLASTIC APRIL 19, 1990 ..

M U SIC MUSIC / JEFF JOTZ just for music; we intend to provide a forum are applied. for all kinds of creative efforts. These could There is a sense include, but are by no means limited to: of sadness and theater, poetry, dance, film and video, paint disappointment, ing, and whatever else you can imagine. The but not defeat ... key word here is alternative. We're not out Gilman accom to operate just another night club or gallery, plished only and so preference will be given to artists about 20% of its working outside 'normal' channels, i.e., potential, but it those who don't have the backing of major was a fun and At Gilman Street record labels or academic or foundation challenging founding." 20% for most of Gilman started out as a bright spark of its history. Most A look into one of the most innovative rock clubs around creativity and community action. Bands and importantly, it artists who at one time had no outlet in which provided a con they could display their work were now per trast for what forming by the score at Gilman. Co-founder can be done Tim Yohannan spoke on that first year at in the future. Gilman: "Gilman served a real function the Onward." first year, helping to galvanize a community, And onward they went. After , Seems like it was only yesterday N.D.'s social antithesis: Berkeley, CA. to demonstrate that alternative principles can such as racism or sexism. Promotion was to work. There was a period of magic at Gil the demise of the Nothing to do and nowhere to play Born out of a general frustration over the be done only by a local alternative fanzine But then we could go down man, that undefinable time when a scene is first Gilman, rapidly decaying counterculture in the Bay Maximum Rock and Roll ' concerned fans To Gilman Streetl Area, several fans of alternative music born out of rubble, where creativity and LawrenceLivermore, ~ne of the earliest friendship flourish. We brought out a new began torestruc And see Op IV every week,' , banded together and decided to form a club members of the Gilman organizing commit No violence, drugs, or alcohol spirit. .. that emphasized creativity as well as ture Gilman into based on principles of cooperation instead of tee, offered this insight about the need for a a 'new and im Just maximum rock and roil ... competition, community instead of disunity. having fun." Gilman St. Project: "The warehouse is not A throng of fans dedicated to this alterna proved" club. - The Mr. T. Experience, "At Gil After many months of cutting tive movement that the Bay Area has not seen They 'found man Street" down red tape, Berkeley's city since the days of Allen Ginsberg and Haight themselves council approved Gilman and Ashbury emerged and flowered into a spec some new blood Okay, you Domers, think back. Think the group got underway in its re tacular community. to take over the Most Domers should feel rlghtat home at Gilman. back to the last 'rock concert' that you at furbishing o~ an old warehouse. tended. Remember? Now try to find your "A zillion new bands formed," said administrative For the cost of $26,000 and requirements that keep Gilman running, are being created weekly, and the alternative ticket stub that you kept from that show. It Yohannan in a recent interview, "And that plenty oflegal drivel, the Gilman forming a new outreach to attract anyone scene in the Bay Area is showing signs of a should be, up on your bulletin board, right St. Project was born on Dec. 31 year, we broke even," comeback. For most Domers who actually next to the Orange Bowl ticket. Got it? The next year, Gilman even reported a who might want to get involved in the new 1986. ' Gilman. Learning from past mistakes, they shudder at the thought of a new countercul Alright, look at the price. $26.50 for nose profit. Not bad for a group of folks who The goals of Gilman were re-organized many aspects of the club: add ture re-invading our intellecually pristine bleed seats, huh? All that and they didn't simple: to provide a place that shunned commercialism. shores of God-fearing, flag-waving Amer Unfortunately, this musical paradise ing a security team comprised of fans and not ~ven in~lude oxygen packs! Was big Jerry a was non-commercial and hon ica, I find it to be a boon pot only for the arts, began to die. The original founders of Gil- outsiders, changing the membership proce lIttle b~IP, ~ven withOUt" the help of drugs? estly run. Gilman's founders but for the adventurous and innovative spirit , man expected direct involvement from those dure, and adhering more stringently to the Was KIP Wmger about as big as the period at wanted to pay bands a decent fee that dwells within everyone' of us. In the who performed at the club, and the club was local laws governing such venues. At one t?e end of~is sentence? (with hair, the ques (between $20 and $56 for each words of those Gilman regulars, the Mr. T. to be run by the performers as well as the fans . time, Gilman II tried to get official recogni tIOn mark IS more appropriate) member) and run the place with Experience: However, many people were unwilling to tion as a 'non-profit' organization, but due to .You're probably wondering why I'm out any violence, drugs, or alco It' sa democracy, it' sjust one bigfamily dedicate themselves so that Gilman could the wonders of bureaucracy , this venture fell domg this, but don't flip to our generous hol. Fora small fee of two dol It's a bunch of geeks, it's a lot offreaks keep on running as it did in the past. Ugly through. sports pages yet (if you haven't read them lars, you received a lifetime It's a club, it's a place, it's a thing already). In my travels-which, by the way, incidents of racially-motivated violence For over a year, Gilman II was on shaky 'membership' in the club, get ground, flirting with bankruptcy and other It's Gilman Street are far and wide-I have found a place that ting cheap access, usually $5 or broke out, and people started to exploit Gil man for their own good. On top' of all this, problems that haunted the original Gilman. puts music before money! $6, to whatever was going on The author of this sappy article gives a gar Gilman ran into a financial fiasco as some However, since December of 1989; the club "Heresy!" you say? Yes, in that conform that evening. Any band, artist, gantuan amount of thanks to Paula Rines, ist tradition that has made Notre Dame such money-hungry jock broke his little arm at a has gotten fIrmly back on its feet and some of poet, or Joe Regular who wished the 'magic' of the original Gilman has been Tim Yo, Mike Kirsch, and all thosefolks out a unique place, it sure is a difficult thing to to perform was welcome, pro Gilman show. West who have been positively involved in After the closing of the first Gilman, Tim br()ught back. ' swallow. The place is called the Gilman St. vided that he/she/they didn't Gilman, be it then or be it now. They truly can Yo wrote: "Energy and creativity can't be Today, Gilman thrives once more. New, Project, and it is found deep in the heart of promote negative overtones Lawrence Livermore, one of the founders of Gilman answer the question: "What is punk?" 0 plays onstage with his band The Lookouts. ' forced, even if the right topsoil and fertilizer innovative forms of music and entertairnnent 4 5 SCHOLASTIC APRIL 19, 1990 ..

NEWS WEEK IN DISTORTION/TIM ROGERS • Repercussions of An II All-Fop· Cistercian Education Then and

umans are basically an evil lot. At academic-looking crest and had some letter saying to themselves, "That Rogers kid is an H least men are. Pay no heed to all heads printed in Latin: "Virliter in Christo immature, anal-retentive jerk." While this Student government submits a report on that theological bickering about Jesu et Nul/ae Puel/ae." Without italics this mayor may not be true, if you don't think whether man is inherently good or evil He's all-hall semi-formals to Student Affairs means, "Act Manfully in Jesus Christ and No hitting guys in the crotch can be entertaining, i bad, rotten, cruel, nasty, baleful, onerous, Broads Allowed." just· watch one episode of "America's base, depraved, sinful, wicked, iniquitous Having mastered English well enough to Funniest Home Videos." The producers of (whatever that means), hellish and downright sound merely ridiculous, the Cistercians this gala fully understand the comic value of naughty. Man is essentially a basketball lacked only students. Thankfully, my administration. The report listed these playing, cap-wearing, vulgarity-slinging; a man doubled over in pain.. The concept student government cabinet mem, bers, a s~- parents jumped at the opportunity to snatch behind this show is to have every American BY IAN MITCHELL good-for-nothing fop. He's insensitive, too. dent senator and members of the Hall Presl- changes: .,. me out of the public school system and stick buy a video recorder arid then invent creative dents Council. Ttp.s student group reviewed "(1) Halls were allowed only one. all hall I speak from experience because I went to me in a place where all the teachers wore fter sending out hundreds of sur- , fi th semi-formal a semester. an all-fop high school. The Hungarian and unique ways of getting 'racked' (an apt h b tab the changes advocated by the task. orce,. en black dresses and occasionally broke out iri billiards reference). Fathers spend long, A. veys, the results ave een u- (2) Hall governm,ent would have to prove that priests who founded my school called them . fi turned to the student body for suggestions Gregorian chant when the spirit moved them. exhausting hours practicing with their latedand the recommendations or 70% of the residents of the hall were at- selves 'Cistercians' because they spoke Attending a Catholic school also afforded me changes have been made. Student gov- tending the semi-formal before the Hungarian and had no clue how silly children until their kids can consistently hit a the added bonus of having a crucifix in each whiffle ball right 'where it counts.' One crnment has released its report on the Office of Student Affairs would allow 'Cistercian' sounded in English. However, classroom. As an unsupervised youth on his all-hall semi-formal policy which was the function to occur. they did wear dresses, so they had .that going ambitious man even went so far as to tape lunch break, I took great pleasure in throwing himself hitting a golf ball in his back yard adopted by the university at the start of (3) The Hall would not longer (sic) for them. These Hungarian Cistercians in the 1988-'89 school year. The changes provide alcohol. , chalk at our Savior with the rest of my fellow until he managed to get a shot to carom off a drag got together and said, "Hey, let's found knowledge-seekers. . in policies concerning the all-hall semi- (4) Students would no longer be per- a school," (only they said it in Hungarian.) tree and strike him flush in the old family Now don't get me wrong. High school. jewels. formals (better known to most students mitted to bring alcoholic beverages Everyone agreed and immediately fled Hun wasn't all fun and games. No, sir. Therewas The producers wade through the many as SYRs) were prompted by therecom- from their rooms into halls or other gary because at the time, Hungary was mendations of the University Task common areas." a time for hitting Christ with chalk and there entries, weed out all the mundane genitalia experiencing death in the form of Russians was a time for more serious matters. Like Force on Whole Health and the Use and These changes have had a marked ef- who had yet to invent Perestroika. The injuries, then offer up three finalists for the seeing who could provide the hardest blow to live, studio audience to choose from, Then, Abuse of Alcohol. Some students felt fect on student life at Notre Dame, an Cistercians wound up in Irving, Texas, where his neighbor's testicles. Whenever class that these changes hurt the social atmos- effect which was investigated by the one of them shouted out with glee, "Hey at the end of each show, the audience picks started to drag and get tiresome, all you had the week's most imaginative entry and phere of Notre Dame. According to the student government committee fellas, over here! I found a schooH" (only he . to do was dash your pal in the crotch and report, members of the student govern- through two sets of surveys. said it in Hungarian so the rest could awards that man $10,000 for his efforts . hilarity was sure to ensue. I can't tell you how Faceit. We live in aworldwhereaman can ment cabinet met with Dr. John Gold- Student government randomly dis- understand.) So they all became founders. many times we would express our rick associate vice president for resi- tributed 1,500 surveys to the student Eventually, after much debate in make a decent living by. coming up with camaraderie by thwacking each other's den~e life, who suggested an official body, and approximately 400 sm:eys Hungarian, they decided that "a community novel ways to get smacked between his legs. privates. This display ofbrotherl y love could So don't feed me any of that stuff about God report as the proper forum for student wereretumed. AccordingtoCamgan, of young men united in a common search for never take place in a co-educational knowledge and enlightenment in the making man in his own image. God doesn't concerns. slightly over half of the respondants environment because your neighbor might "The report was necessary because Ian Mitchell were female. A second survey was Catholic tradition" sounded better than "a have testicles. Otherwise, he would win the tum out to be a girl, and they don't seem to $10,000 every time. 0 there was ~ ~ichotomJ h~:wee~ :e Senior Mike Carrigan led the SYR committee. sent to the 26 rectors, and fourteen bunch of brats who can afford private school takekindl y to such displays ofbrotherl y love. student's opmlOns on a - seml-.or-. were completed and returned. and want to get into big-name colleges." At least!' ve never gotten a positive response. Tim Rogers is studying to be an Onanist mals and the administration's," Said Mike andcommen~. .. mber of Theresults·ofthesurveys distributed to the , They also decided that no girls would be I'm sure some of my readers who weren't Carrigan, chair of the .student govedrnmenft h After. thse~:ep~~i~:~:~ am:~e by the students indicated general dissatisfaction allowed. They promptly designed an and resides in Fisher Hall, the dorm 'on committee. The commlttee was rna e up 0 c anges 10 fortunate enough to attend male schools are the campus.' 7 6 APRIL 19,1990 SCHOLASTIC

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NEWS WEEK IN DISTORTION/TIM ROGERS • Repercussions of An II All-Fop· Cistercian Education Then and umans are basically an evil lot. At academic-looking crest and had some letter saying to themselves, "That Rogers kid is an H least men are. Pay no heed to all heads printed in Latin: "Virliter in Christo immature, anal-retentive jerk." While this Student government submits a report on that theological bickering about Jesu et Nul/ae Puel/ae." Without italics this mayor may not be true, if you don't think whether man is inherently good or evil He's all-hall semi-formals to Student Affairs means, "Act Manfully in Jesus Christ and No hitting guys in the crotch can be entertaining, i bad, rotten, cruel, nasty, baleful, onerous, Broads Allowed." just· watch one episode of "America's base, depraved, sinful, wicked, iniquitous Having mastered English well enough to Funniest Home Videos." The producers of (whatever that means), hellish and downright sound merely ridiculous, the Cistercians this gala fully understand the comic value of naughty. Man is essentially a basketball lacked only students. Thankfully, my administration. The report listed these playing, cap-wearing, vulgarity-slinging; a man doubled over in pain.. The concept student government cabinet mem, bers, a s~- parents jumped at the opportunity to snatch behind this show is to have every American BY IAN MITCHELL good-for-nothing fop. He's insensitive, too. dent senator and members of the Hall Presl- changes: .,. me out of the public school system and stick buy a video recorder arid then invent creative dents Council. Ttp.s student group reviewed "(1) Halls were allowed only one. all hall I speak from experience because I went to me in a place where all the teachers wore fter sending out hundreds of sur- , fi th semi-formal a semester. an all-fop high school. The Hungarian and unique ways of getting 'racked' (an apt h b tab the changes advocated by the task. orce,. en black dresses and occasionally broke out iri billiards reference). Fathers spend long, A. veys, the results ave een u- (2) Hall governm,ent would have to prove that priests who founded my school called them . fi turned to the student body for suggestions Gregorian chant when the spirit moved them. exhausting hours practicing with their latedand the recommendations or 70% of the residents of the hall were at- selves 'Cistercians' because they spoke Attending a Catholic school also afforded me changes have been made. Student gov- tending the semi-formal before the Hungarian and had no clue how silly children until their kids can consistently hit a the added bonus of having a crucifix in each whiffle ball right 'where it counts.' One crnment has released its report on the Office of Student Affairs would allow 'Cistercian' sounded in English. However, classroom. As an unsupervised youth on his all-hall semi-formal policy which was the function to occur. they did wear dresses, so they had .that going ambitious man even went so far as to tape lunch break, I took great pleasure in throwing himself hitting a golf ball in his back yard adopted by the university at the start of (3) The Hall would not longer (sic) for them. These Hungarian Cistercians in the 1988-'89 school year. The changes provide alcohol. , chalk at our Savior with the rest of my fellow until he managed to get a shot to carom off a drag got together and said, "Hey, let's found knowledge-seekers. . in policies concerning the all-hall semi- (4) Students would no longer be per- a school," (only they said it in Hungarian.) tree and strike him flush in the old family Now don't get me wrong. High school. jewels. formals (better known to most students mitted to bring alcoholic beverages Everyone agreed and immediately fled Hun wasn't all fun and games. No, sir. Therewas The producers wade through the many as SYRs) were prompted by therecom- from their rooms into halls or other gary because at the time, Hungary was mendations of the University Task common areas." a time for hitting Christ with chalk and there entries, weed out all the mundane genitalia experiencing death in the form of Russians was a time for more serious matters. Like Force on Whole Health and the Use and These changes have had a marked ef- who had yet to invent Perestroika. The injuries, then offer up three finalists for the seeing who could provide the hardest blow to live, studio audience to choose from, Then, Abuse of Alcohol. Some students felt fect on student life at Notre Dame, an Cistercians wound up in Irving, Texas, where his neighbor's testicles. Whenever class that these changes hurt the social atmos- effect which was investigated by the one of them shouted out with glee, "Hey at the end of each show, the audience picks started to drag and get tiresome, all you had the week's most imaginative entry and phere of Notre Dame. According to the student government committee fellas, over here! I found a schooH" (only he . to do was dash your pal in the crotch and report, members of the student govern- through two sets of surveys. said it in Hungarian so the rest could awards that man $10,000 for his efforts . hilarity was sure to ensue. I can't tell you how Faceit. We live in aworldwhereaman can ment cabinet met with Dr. John Gold- Student government randomly dis- understand.) So they all became founders. many times we would express our rick associate vice president for resi- tributed 1,500 surveys to the student Eventually, after much debate in make a decent living by. coming up with camaraderie by thwacking each other's den~e life, who suggested an official body, and approximately 400 sm:eys Hungarian, they decided that "a community novel ways to get smacked between his legs. privates. This display ofbrotherl y love could So don't feed me any of that stuff about God report as the proper forum for student wereretumed. AccordingtoCamgan, of young men united in a common search for never take place in a co-educational knowledge and enlightenment in the making man in his own image. God doesn't concerns. slightly over half of the respondants environment because your neighbor might "The report was necessary because Ian Mitchell were female. A second survey was Catholic tradition" sounded better than "a have testicles. Otherwise, he would win the tum out to be a girl, and they don't seem to $10,000 every time. 0 there was ~ ~ichotomJ h~:wee~ :e Senior Mike Carrigan led the SYR committee. sent to the 26 rectors, and fourteen bunch of brats who can afford private school takekindl y to such displays ofbrotherl y love. student's opmlOns on a - seml-.or-. were completed and returned. and want to get into big-name colleges." At least!' ve never gotten a positive response. Tim Rogers is studying to be an Onanist mals and the administration's," Said Mike andcommen~. .. mber of Theresults·ofthesurveys distributed to the , They also decided that no girls would be I'm sure some of my readers who weren't Carrigan, chair of the .student govedrnmenft h After. thse~:ep~~i~:~:~ am:~e by the students indicated general dissatisfaction allowed. They promptly designed an and resides in Fisher Hall, the dorm 'on committee. The commlttee was rna e up 0 c anges 10 fortunate enough to attend male schools are the campus.' 7 6 APRIL 19,1990 SCHOLASTIC

. ,.~ ",~, c'" .' ..• ____ .~._~ J • \. \ '~ , , ",. : • • ,. " , • .. NEWS NEWS with the current state of affairs. (The gested theaters showing current films, res taurants and bowling alley as possible on Students asked to rate the quality of student response to selected questions a is shown in detail in the graphs on page campus business which could have a positive male-female interaction at Notre' Dame 8.) The survey data showed that stu impact on Notre Dame's social life. (See the ~ dents were unhappy with the quality of excerpt from the committee's report on page - Very Good 9.) 1% male-female interaction at Notre Dame, and juniors and seniors, who had The committee made four other recom experienced SYRs under both the old mendations. It supported a non-alcoholic and the new policies, felt that the level semi-formal for freshmen to be held within a of interaction had decreased since the month of the beginning of the fall semester. It also advocated allowing halls to hold two new guidelines were instituted. Sur .. Directorof prisingly, a majority of upperclassmen SYRs in the spring semester and new rules Inaninterview.forthisreport,Dr.patric~·.Utz, also felnhat drinking at SYRs had ei permitting drinks in the halls during semi University G()unseHng Se'rvices, and Chairman of the Task ther remained the same or increased formals as well as new ways to address cases Force onV\lhole;Healthand the Use)andAbuseof Alcohol, under the new rules. of severe alcohol abuse. shared his disappointment about the factthatso few of the In response to the survey results, the The student government document has been ratified by the HPC and the student constructiverecornmendationsoftheTaskFbrce· have been report made five recommendations. Its adopted. Dr,Utzsaid thatthereisa,"major lack of social primary recommendation was that the senate. If the report is ratified by the Campus Upperclassmen asked about the level of male-female university reexamine the Whole Health Life Council, Father David Tyson, vice ?ctivities" attheU niversityofNotre DClme . Alcohol abuse is president of student affairs, must either ac an environmel1talissue inDr.Utzisopinion, and Notre interaction under the new SYR policy Task Force recommendations and im plement more of them. "A lot of these cept or veto the report Carrigan expressed Dame's. eJ1Vironmentcontinues to breed such abuse. Since fundamental things and really impor the conviction that, even if the report is not ratified by the CLC, it would be presented to studentshaye fe'1J SOciClloutlet~,tensiongrows among tant changes have not been made," said members9fthestudeqtsbody,partiGularly between men and Carrigan. Dr. Patrick Utz, chairrrian of the Office of Student Affairs. the task force on Whole Health and the Carrigan said that "The recommendations wom E3 n. AUoftpese f~ctors,Dr-Utz con~ludes, promotes the Use and Abuse of Alcohol, was un of the report are to take advantage of the hall abuseofalcohol,'~speci~"ybyminors; ...... • available for comment. semi-formal as a positive social opportu . ConsistentwiththeT~SkForceJ~r.:.l.Jtz· thoUght that .the The report listed a few suggestions nity." The future of SYRs at Notre Dame may soon be decided. 0 ··"~elective·.en.torcementnalc()hollaws.anqpoliciesisseIf~de"" made by the Task Force which the stu feating .•··p.,.·lasting.solqtiontothealcohol:problemsatNotre···.··. dent committee felt had not been acted upon, such as extended hours for social .Dame must q0n'1eJhrough promotihg:alterna.tives todrinki ng, and athletic space. The report con and intho~~!:)itl.JatiQn$wrere,drinkingispreserit, rnod~ration· cl uded that not only had the changes not ~hoUlqbg.~ncourage(janc:fenfor6.ed.... .• •...... been made, but that "If anything, the . Ttl.eau!l"1drspfJhisrepoJtshare.th.e •. frustrationofDr.• Utz.· . Upperclassmen asked about the amount of University has moved away from these .....th~ubel.Jlliy~r§ityQa#npttak~n tpe §ignificant positive steps drinking at SYRs under the new policy suggestions. " No member of the office of student affairs could be reached for . ·l1eE3qeptPcurtajl.CiI?oh()l~buse.ClttreUniversityof Notre· comment on the report before this issue .• [)ame .• VVefirl~itu~fortuhatethartheiadr-ninistratiOn·do~s not .. went to press. . ·ha\fethesa~e:pasSi?ntol,ftJards theSE) positive steps that it .. The student government document ·doesinimpl~mentir1gthe new limitations suggested .by the .. also found fault with the progress made by other suggestions of the Task Force: Task.Force.While.the;TClsk F?rce9riti.cizedthe"s~lectiv~ . "Despite repeated suggests (sic) from .••·.E)nforcement"ofalcoboLpolicies and law~,wefindfaUlti n the Student Government reports to the "sE)lectiv~.acfbptio n~'t:>ytHe?dmi nI~tration.o.fonlythe re§tric-.::!::.···.· Board of Trustees and the Task Force, ..• t.iv~ re.q0l'T1m.~ndatiol1~ofthe ta,skforce;Rulecbanges:may: ...... ' the University has announced no plans >adqre~s§ome!:)ymp!om~9fal.cohol ..• abus~.on,campusJ.bvt ..•..•.. for commercial development of an area near campus. It has also made no in ·... 9nly.thefl.J119al'T1el1talchCinge!:)su?h~s,tho!:)esugg~$tedtlY •.. vestment to develop a social club other .tQ~i!Ci~kfgrS~.J:and.igllOr~c:fthe disease itself...... by.tti.~. . .. •. LJniyer§ity,~iltadqre!:)s...... than the present clubs in LaFortune which have had limited success a~ best." All graphs based on data from the student government report. Carrigan singled out this recommen Fiaures i3,re rounded. dation as one especially worthy of the attention of the university. He sug- 8 9 SCHOLASTIC APRIL 19,1990 J • \. \ '~ , , ",. : • • ,. " , • .. NEWS NEWS with the current state of affairs. (The gested theaters showing current films, res taurants and bowling alley as possible on Students asked to rate the quality of student response to selected questions a is shown in detail in the graphs on page campus business which could have a positive male-female interaction at Notre' Dame 8.) The survey data showed that stu impact on Notre Dame's social life. (See the ~ dents were unhappy with the quality of excerpt from the committee's report on page - Very Good 9.) 1% male-female interaction at Notre Dame, and juniors and seniors, who had The committee made four other recom experienced SYRs under both the old mendations. It supported a non-alcoholic and the new policies, felt that the level semi-formal for freshmen to be held within a of interaction had decreased since the month of the beginning of the fall semester. It also advocated allowing halls to hold two new guidelines were instituted. Sur .. Directorof prisingly, a majority of upperclassmen SYRs in the spring semester and new rules Inaninterview.forthisreport,Dr.patric~·.Utz, also felnhat drinking at SYRs had ei permitting drinks in the halls during semi University G()unseHng Se'rvices, and Chairman of the Task ther remained the same or increased formals as well as new ways to address cases Force onV\lhole;Healthand the Use)andAbuseof Alcohol, under the new rules. of severe alcohol abuse. shared his disappointment about the factthatso few of the In response to the survey results, the The student government document has been ratified by the HPC and the student constructiverecornmendationsoftheTaskFbrce· have been report made five recommendations. Its adopted. Dr,Utzsaid thatthereisa,"major lack of social primary recommendation was that the senate. If the report is ratified by the Campus Upperclassmen asked about the level of male-female university reexamine the Whole Health Life Council, Father David Tyson, vice ?ctivities" attheU niversityofNotre DClme . Alcohol abuse is president of student affairs, must either ac an environmel1talissue inDr.Utzisopinion, and Notre interaction under the new SYR policy Task Force recommendations and im plement more of them. "A lot of these cept or veto the report Carrigan expressed Dame's. eJ1Vironmentcontinues to breed such abuse. Since fundamental things and really impor the conviction that, even if the report is not ratified by the CLC, it would be presented to studentshaye fe'1J SOciClloutlet~,tensiongrows among tant changes have not been made," said members9fthestudeqtsbody,partiGularly between men and Carrigan. Dr. Patrick Utz, chairrrian of the Office of Student Affairs. the task force on Whole Health and the Carrigan said that "The recommendations wom E3 n. AUoftpese f~ctors,Dr-Utz con~ludes, promotes the Use and Abuse of Alcohol, was un of the report are to take advantage of the hall abuseofalcohol,'~speci~"ybyminors; ...... • available for comment. semi-formal as a positive social opportu . ConsistentwiththeT~SkForceJ~r.:.l.Jtz· thoUght that .the The report listed a few suggestions nity." The future of SYRs at Notre Dame may soon be decided. 0 ··"~elective·.en.torcementnalc()hollaws.anqpoliciesisseIf~de"" made by the Task Force which the stu feating .•··p.,.·lasting.solqtiontothealcohol:problemsatNotre···.··. dent committee felt had not been acted upon, such as extended hours for social .Dame must q0n'1eJhrough promotihg:alterna.tives todrinki ng, and athletic space. The report con and intho~~!:)itl.JatiQn$wrere,drinkingispreserit, rnod~ration· cl uded that not only had the changes not ~hoUlqbg.~ncourage(janc:fenfor6.ed.... .• •...... been made, but that "If anything, the . Ttl.eau!l"1drspfJhisrepoJtshare.th.e •. frustrationofDr.• Utz.· . Upperclassmen asked about the amount of University has moved away from these .....th~ubel.Jlliy~r§ityQa#npttak~n tpe §ignificant positive steps drinking at SYRs under the new policy suggestions. " No member of the office of student affairs could be reached for . ·l1eE3qeptPcurtajl.CiI?oh()l~buse.ClttreUniversityof Notre· comment on the report before this issue .• [)ame .• VVefirl~itu~fortuhatethartheiadr-ninistratiOn·do~s not .. went to press. . ·ha\fethesa~e:pasSi?ntol,ftJards theSE) positive steps that it .. The student government document ·doesinimpl~mentir1gthe new limitations suggested .by the .. also found fault with the progress made by other suggestions of the Task Force: Task.Force.While.the;TClsk F?rce9riti.cizedthe"s~lectiv~ . "Despite repeated suggests (sic) from .••·.E)nforcement"ofalcoboLpolicies and law~,wefindfaUlti n the Student Government reports to the "sE)lectiv~.acfbptio n~'t:>ytHe?dmi nI~tration.o.fonlythe re§tric-.::!::.···.· Board of Trustees and the Task Force, ..• t.iv~ re.q0l'T1m.~ndatiol1~ofthe ta,skforce;Rulecbanges:may: ...... ' the University has announced no plans >adqre~s§ome!:)ymp!om~9fal.cohol ..• abus~.on,campusJ.bvt ..•..•.. for commercial development of an area near campus. It has also made no in ·... 9nly.thefl.J119al'T1el1talchCinge!:)su?h~s,tho!:)esugg~$tedtlY •.. vestment to develop a social club other .tQ~i!Ci~kfgrS~.J:and.igllOr~c:fthe disease itself...... by.tti.~. . .. •. LJniyer§ity,~iltadqre!:)s...... than the present clubs in LaFortune which have had limited success a~ best." All graphs based on data from the student government report. Carrigan singled out this recommen Fiaures i3,re rounded. dation as one especially worthy of the attention of the university. He sug- 8 9 SCHOLASTIC APRIL 19,1990 .~;." F EAT U RES FEATURES the environment. For example, they have the depletion of the protective ozone layer in styrofoam remains in use. "We haven't protested the use of styrofoam and pesticides the stratosphere. The ozone layer acts to found any appropriate alternatives [to styro on campus, initiated a recycling program, reduce the amount of ultraviolet light that foam]. The paper products we have looked at and campaigned for a switch from coal to reaches the Earth's surface. However, chlo have coatings that may not be biodegradable, natural gas as the main fuel at the power rofluorocarbons (CFC's) and halons, two and we're also concerned about the use of plant. chemicals used in manufacturing, can escape trees in their manufacture." Koehler also According to Dailey, one of the most dan into the ozone layer, where a chemical reac claimed that no CFC's are used in the styro RTHD gerous environmental problems is global tion converts the ozone into oxygen, which foam products used by University Food warming caused by the greenhouse effect. does not provide protection from ultraviolet Services. Gases released into the atmosphere by the . rays. As the amount of ultraviolet light Dailey also pointed out that current sources burning of fossil fuels rise to the top of the reaching the Earth's surface increases, so of energy cause environmental damage. The atmosphere and are trapped there. These does the rate of skin cancer and eye cataracts, gases given offby the burning offossil fuels which are caused by overexposure to ultra contribute to the greenhouse effect, and ,11 gases allow heat to enter the earth's atmos pherefrom the sun, butpreventreflectedheat violet rays. combine with moisture to form acid rain. In from leaving the atmosphere. The result is Last semester the EAC circulated a petition addition, mining and drilling for these fuels j ,: 1990 that the atmosphere gradually heats up. to stop the use of styrofoam on campus, damages the land in areas where they are because of the CFC's used in the manufac found. In addition, the world's supplies of t;.: "Scientists agree that the greenhouse effect happens, but the don't know at what rate," ture of styrofoam. The debate over styro- fossil fuels are expected to run out in the next Environmental Action Club participates in nationwide movement to save the endangered environment

that includes several prominent activists, national committee. The national Earth Day BY FRANK BARLETTA including consumer advocate Ralph Nader committee in turn works with an interna and former Senator Gaylord Nelson, who tional Earth Day committee that includes n April 22, 1970, environmental helped organize the first Earth Day. Father several prominent United Nations officials Oacti vists allover the world noted the Theodore Hesburgh has also worked with the but is not officially connected with the U.N. first observance of Earth Day, a J ames Dailey, a founding member and cur new unofficial holiday devoted to raising the rent president of the EAC, has taken on the public's con,sciousness about serious envi task of coordinating the environment-related ronmental issues. Although the first Earth activities in the days leading up to Earth Day. Day did succeed in drawing attention to the "Our main thrust is to educate people on the environment, its lessons were soon forgot actions they can take on environmental ten, and little changed in the relationship choices," said Dailey of the EAC's purpose. between man and environment. Dailey sees environmental issues as the Now, twenty years later, environmental is greatest problem facing the world today. sues dominate much of the news. Scientists "The problems we face now as a world have uncovered unprecedented signs of the threaten the existence of life on the planet. damage done to the environment, including We're seeing the most extinction in a short global warming and holes in the ozone layer. time ever. There are a lot of dangerous Interest in environmental topics is at an all changes in the climate,.but we disregard the 'time high. Under these circumstances, or warning signs nature gives us. If we don't do ganizers are planning to celebrate Earth Day something within this generation, there will 1990 as the biggest event in the history of the be radical changes, and it's likely there will .. environmental movement. not be a world for our descendants to live on. said Dailey. "In the next 50 years, global foam is still continuing. "We're in the proc sixty years. The EAC and other environ Earth Day events at Notre Dame are being Scientists agree that if we don't change the temperatures could go up by three to nine ess of dealing with the appropriate adminis mental groups also oppose the development coordinated by a coalition that includes the trends of the past 40 years within the next ten degrees Fahrenheit." The effects of this trative areas for this," said Dailey. "There's of nuclear power, because of the risks in ~' Environmental Action Club (EAC), Student years, they will not be reversible." warming may be to raise the level of the a reluctance to switch because the alterna volved in using and disposing ofradioactive ~c Pugwash, Recyclin' Irish, the Coalition for Dailey and a group of other students oceans, flooding low-lying areas, and to re tives are more costly than styrofoam. We substances. Instead, most environmentalists , . Human Rights, and several other campus formed the EAC to change what they saw as duce the amount of precipitation in other say, look at more than economics, for the favor the development of solar energy. "The .- groups. The campus Earth Day committee environmentally dangerous practices. The areas, causing drought and desert conditions. long-term benefits." According to F. Dennis potential of solar energy is becoming greater." said Dailey. "In the meantime, the .' has communicated with a national Earth Day EAC has attempted to change Uni~ersity Another environmental crisis that has be Koehler of University Food Services, how committee, based at Stanford University, policies that were not in the best interests of come apparent over the past several years is ever, economics are not the main reason that best way to get more energy is to be more 11 10 SCHOLASTIC APRIL 19, 1990 .~;." F EAT U RES FEATURES the environment. For example, they have the depletion of the protective ozone layer in styrofoam remains in use. "We haven't protested the use of styrofoam and pesticides the stratosphere. The ozone layer acts to found any appropriate alternatives [to styro on campus, initiated a recycling program, reduce the amount of ultraviolet light that foam]. The paper products we have looked at and campaigned for a switch from coal to reaches the Earth's surface. However, chlo have coatings that may not be biodegradable, natural gas as the main fuel at the power rofluorocarbons (CFC's) and halons, two and we're also concerned about the use of plant. chemicals used in manufacturing, can escape trees in their manufacture." Koehler also According to Dailey, one of the most dan into the ozone layer, where a chemical reac claimed that no CFC's are used in the styro RTHD gerous environmental problems is global tion converts the ozone into oxygen, which foam products used by University Food warming caused by the greenhouse effect. does not provide protection from ultraviolet Services. Gases released into the atmosphere by the . rays. As the amount of ultraviolet light Dailey also pointed out that current sources burning of fossil fuels rise to the top of the reaching the Earth's surface increases, so of energy cause environmental damage. The atmosphere and are trapped there. These does the rate of skin cancer and eye cataracts, gases given offby the burning offossil fuels which are caused by overexposure to ultra contribute to the greenhouse effect, and ,11 gases allow heat to enter the earth's atmos pherefrom the sun, butpreventreflectedheat violet rays. combine with moisture to form acid rain. In from leaving the atmosphere. The result is Last semester the EAC circulated a petition addition, mining and drilling for these fuels j ,: 1990 that the atmosphere gradually heats up. to stop the use of styrofoam on campus, damages the land in areas where they are because of the CFC's used in the manufac found. In addition, the world's supplies of t;.: "Scientists agree that the greenhouse effect happens, but the don't know at what rate," ture of styrofoam. The debate over styro- fossil fuels are expected to run out in the next Environmental Action Club participates in nationwide movement to save the endangered environment

that includes several prominent activists, national committee. The national Earth Day BY FRANK BARLETTA including consumer advocate Ralph Nader committee in turn works with an interna and former Senator Gaylord Nelson, who tional Earth Day committee that includes n April 22, 1970, environmental helped organize the first Earth Day. Father several prominent United Nations officials Oacti vists allover the world noted the Theodore Hesburgh has also worked with the but is not officially connected with the U.N. first observance of Earth Day, a J ames Dailey, a founding member and cur new unofficial holiday devoted to raising the rent president of the EAC, has taken on the public's con,sciousness about serious envi task of coordinating the environment-related ronmental issues. Although the first Earth activities in the days leading up to Earth Day. Day did succeed in drawing attention to the "Our main thrust is to educate people on the environment, its lessons were soon forgot actions they can take on environmental ten, and little changed in the relationship choices," said Dailey of the EAC's purpose. between man and environment. Dailey sees environmental issues as the Now, twenty years later, environmental is greatest problem facing the world today. sues dominate much of the news. Scientists "The problems we face now as a world have uncovered unprecedented signs of the threaten the existence of life on the planet. damage done to the environment, including We're seeing the most extinction in a short global warming and holes in the ozone layer. time ever. There are a lot of dangerous Interest in environmental topics is at an all changes in the climate,.but we disregard the 'time high. Under these circumstances, or warning signs nature gives us. If we don't do ganizers are planning to celebrate Earth Day something within this generation, there will 1990 as the biggest event in the history of the be radical changes, and it's likely there will .. environmental movement. not be a world for our descendants to live on. said Dailey. "In the next 50 years, global foam is still continuing. "We're in the proc sixty years. The EAC and other environ Earth Day events at Notre Dame are being Scientists agree that if we don't change the temperatures could go up by three to nine ess of dealing with the appropriate adminis mental groups also oppose the development coordinated by a coalition that includes the trends of the past 40 years within the next ten degrees Fahrenheit." The effects of this trative areas for this," said Dailey. "There's of nuclear power, because of the risks in ~' Environmental Action Club (EAC), Student years, they will not be reversible." warming may be to raise the level of the a reluctance to switch because the alterna volved in using and disposing ofradioactive ~c Pugwash, Recyclin' Irish, the Coalition for Dailey and a group of other students oceans, flooding low-lying areas, and to re tives are more costly than styrofoam. We substances. Instead, most environmentalists , . Human Rights, and several other campus formed the EAC to change what they saw as duce the amount of precipitation in other say, look at more than economics, for the favor the development of solar energy. "The .- groups. The campus Earth Day committee environmentally dangerous practices. The areas, causing drought and desert conditions. long-term benefits." According to F. Dennis potential of solar energy is becoming greater." said Dailey. "In the meantime, the .' has communicated with a national Earth Day EAC has attempted to change Uni~ersity Another environmental crisis that has be Koehler of University Food Services, how committee, based at Stanford University, policies that were not in the best interests of come apparent over the past several years is ever, economics are not the main reason that best way to get more energy is to be more 11 10 SCHOLASTIC APRIL 19, 1990 FEATURES FEATURES efficient in how we use it." However, re offer fields of study pertaining to the environ lunch at noon. Also on Sunday, St. Edward's Hall will searchers have not yet discovered a practical, ment. According to Professor Lloyd Recently the Student Union Board, in con hold its annual charity carnival. This year, all inexpensive way to use solar energy. Ketchum of the Civil Engineering Depart junction with the Earth Day committee, The Flanner-Siegfried Hall Players Present the money raised by the carnival will go to I The EAC also views overpopulation as a ment, undergraduate students in that depart sponsored a series oflectures on the environ i serious problem, because as population in mentmay choose a concentration in Environ ment. Featured were lectures by Karl Gross various environmentally-related charities. 1 creases, the amount of resources available mental Engineering, which emphasizes the man, of the Environmental Protection Asso "We had planned on reserving the Field per person declines. However, Dailey control of pollution. At the graduate level, house Mall for that Sunday, but we found out The Mousetraprs ciation; David Foreman, organizer of the that the EAC was using it," said charity pointed out that overpopulation is not a prob students can study Environmental Engineer radical environmental group Earth First!; :::J carnival organizer Jim Milligan. "With our ~ lem only in the undeveloped parts of the ing, with an emphasis on groundwater and and Phil Micklin, a geologist from Western .~ o events so close together, we thought it was a C'::r. world, saying, "There is overpopulation in surface pollution, or Bioengineering and Michigan University. "The response to the ~~

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basis for the last seven games, posting a3-4 Alvarez, says Holtz. "You look at different "You do what you get hired for. You record, including a 34-7 Freedom Bowl loss options you have. I had heard a lot ofquality don't coach the coaches," surmises Darnell. to the Washington Huskies. things about Gary Darnell from people that I "All of these coaches are highly successful Darnell has an impressive history of pro respect. I gave him a call and there just professionals. I don't bother with them un ducing defensive units that rank with the best seemed to be a chemistry there." They first less its getting out of the parameters of what in the country. In his two years at Florida the met short! y after Notre Dame's 21-6 victory we do." Gators led the Southeastern Conference in over Colorado in the Orange Bowl and hit it Darnell favors an intensely aggressive, total defense and ranked third nationally in off both philosophically and personally. On but not gambling defensive scheme. His that category both seasons. January 18, Darnell accepted the position of defenses have characteristically been "I think it's overstated because I've had . defensive coordinator and coach of the in ranked highly in plays for minus yardage my average day along the way, too," he says, side linebackers. and sacks, doing so while rarely employing For·the reflecting on his success. "I've been ex "He has a tremendous influence on the the blitz. "We'll probably blitz less than posed to some great coaches and some unbe defense in terms of fundamentals," Darnell anyone in the nation and have more plays for negative yardage than almost anybody," ~ , lievably fine defensive situations." says of his boss. "His bottom line expecta : ~ : When Barry Alvarez accepted the head tions are very clear and very demanding." predicts Darnell. He attributes this to the coaching position at Wisconsin, a pretty at The role of the defensive coordinator,in fact that his players read as they work Def nse tractive defensive situation opened up at Darnell's eyes, is to oversee the defensive upfield, rather than waiting and then react Notre Dame. Head coach Lou Holtz was coaching staff. His staff includes Jay Hayes ing. undestandably impressed with Darnell's (outside linebackers), Chuck Heater (secon The Irish players have taken to their new accomplishments. dary), and new arrival Dick Bumpas (defen mentor in Spring practice. "He's a tremen "I think we lost a very fine Coach in Barry sive line). dous motivator. Every time I talk to him it

Darnell, who captain Chris Zorich calls "a tremendous motivator," preaches agresslveness to his forces. Gary Darnell is Lou Holtz' . Paul Webb man to pick up where Barry Alvarez left off

"His bottom line expectations are very clear and very demanding," Darnell says of his new boss.

would have made the recovery himself. before getting the chance of realizing his BY KEVIN T. KERNS "It's the way you learn to live," says the 40 dream to fly .. s the Notre Dame football team year old Oklahoma native. "You just learn to Darnell took a graduate assistant job at his A scrimmages, defensive coordi live at a little faster speed." alma mater and in 1971 deCided to stay on as nator Gary Darnell scrutinizes Gary Darnell has always yearned for a linebackers coach and pursue a career in the action from the middle of the field on the faster speed. In fact, he had no intentions of coaching. "Here I am 21 years later with my defensive side of the ball. At each snap, the coaching football when he left Oklahoma 21st one-year contract," he laughs. powerfully built former All-Big 8 line State in 1970 with a degree in personell After a three year stint at OSU, he went on backer from Oklahoma State runs toward management. "All I wanted to do was fly jet to serve on the coaching staffs ofSMO, North the action with the apparent intent to get in airplanes," herecalls. "I had never planned to Carolina, and Kansas State. He served as on the play. coach." head coach at Tennessee Tech from 1983- "Ball! Ball! BaII!," he yells as an offen A medical difficulty delayed Darnell's 1985. After a year at Wake Forest as an sive player coughs up the football. commission into the United States Air Force. assistant, he moved to Florida where he was If one of his defensive charges hadn't After earning his pilot's license, he was faced defensive coordinator for the last two years. gotten there first, Gary Darnell probably with the prospect of holding out 2 years In 1989 he served as head coach'on an interim

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Darnell, who captain Chris Zorich calls "a tremendous motivator," preaches agresslveness to his forces. Gary Darnell is Lou Holtz' . Paul Webb man to pick up where Barry Alvarez left off

"His bottom line expectations are very clear and very demanding," Darnell says of his new boss.

14 SCHOLASTIC APRIL 19,1990 15 i , , SPORTS

gets me fired up," to be the best,pureand praises captain and de simple," states Dar fensive tackle Chris Zor nell. "There are ich. "We're going to be eleven teams out there LECTURES alot more aggressive." who are sitting down Chicago City Limits. Improvisational FILMS The aggressiveness and trying to figure out Theatre Ensemble. 8:00 P.M., O'Laughlin will come in a "less "Non-Linear evolution equations in Auditorium. Sponsored by Saint Maryis how to beat Notre Tout va Bien, 7:00p.m., Snite. complicated overall Dame next year." Mathematical economics," Prof. College Performing Arts Series. package," adds defen- Gennadi M. Henkin, Moscow. 3:30 Despite this, he re Repulsion, 9:00 p.m., Snite. 'sive lineman Junior mains confident in his p.m. in Fitzpatrick Hall Auditorium. PLAY: "The Mousetrap," by Agatha Bryant. ability' to produce a Christie. 8:00P.M., Hesburgh Library Auditorium. Donations accepted at the I' Darnell is pleased stingy defense this "A History of Brazilian National with the reception he has season and in years to Identity," Thomas E. Skidmore, Dept. door. gotten from the players. come. "I learned a of History, Brown University. 4:00 "I feel our players have p.m. at Snite Museum of Art. standard a long time NOONTALKS been extremely open and ago- once you reach fair with the two new that standard it's not a "ESR Imaging and in vivo Spectros i kids on the block- myself matter of whether copy," Prof. Harold M. Swartz, SPECIAL 20th century art from the Baer Collection, !, and Coach Bumpas," you're right or wrong. University of Illinois. 4:00 p.m. in 12p.m., Snite Museum of Art. says Darnell. It's just a matter of Conference Theatre, Radiation lab. Spring LuncheonlFashion Show. 11:30, The number one pri "I came here for the same reason the players come to Notre how fast you reach JACC. Sponsored by Ladies of Notre ority for the Irish defense Dame ... to be the best, pure and simple." that level," he says. SPECIAL Dame/Saint Mary's. FILMS will be to stop the run. "He may want to "You stop what they do. But you've gotta fensive unit. go back and fly airplanes before this year is Faculty Cello Recital, Karen Buraskas. shut down the run and make them throw the Gary Darnell views his opportunity at over," the ever-pessimistic Holtz jokingly "A Man's Woman," video presentation Adnyata, Hollywood Killed Me, 6:30, by Lara Kipinis. 7:00 p.m. in 2:00 P.M., Annenberg Auditorium. Snite Museum of Art. football. If we do that we'll be o.k.," muses Notre Dame as an honor and a challenge. "I warns; Sponsored by Dept. of Music. Darnell, grinning at the thought of 50 pass at came to Notre Dame for the same reason the Come fall, Notre Dame opponents may O'Shaughnessy Loft. tempts by a frustrated Michigan or Miami of- players come to Notre Dame. Because I want wish he had, too. 0 Death of a Bureaucrat. 7:30 p.m., Snite Club Cup Nite at Senior-Alumni Club. ENTERTAINMENT Museum of Art.

FILM: "Do the Right Thing," 7:30 & Down by Law, 9:15 p.m., Snite Museum 9:45P.M., Annenberg Auditorium. Spon Art. sored by ND Communication and Theatre. I

Notre Dame Chorale and Orchestra, LECTURES "Elijah," conducted by Carl Starn. 8:00P.M., Washington Hall.

, i Humanities Colloquium, "What is an SPECIAL PLAY: "The Mousetrap," by Agatha , , , " Introduction to Humanities," Stephen Christie. 8:00 P.M., Hesburgh Library Fredman, English & David O'Connor, Auditorium. Donations accepted at the Cross the Border, 9:00 - 2:00 a.m., Alumni , i Philosophy. 12:00 P.M., rm. 131 Decio. door. Senior Club. " ! "Nicaragua After the Elections: A Sandinistas Point of View," Alejandro '" I , ! Bendana, Secretary General of the . , Nicaraguan Foreign Ministry. 4:00 P.M., Center for Social Concerns. SPECIAL ENTERTAINMENT Auto Parts Swap Meet, 8:00A.M. - 4:00P.M. JACC Arena, Fieldhouse, FILM: "Do the Right Thing," 7:30 & Concourse. 9:45 P.M., Annenberg Auditorium. I Sponsored by ND Communication and Opening Reception for 1990 MFA Thesis Theatre. Exhi~ition. 2:00P.M., Snite. 16 SCHOLASTIC , APRIL 19,1990 ,', 17 ',' i , , SPORTS gets me fired up," to be the best,pureand praises captain and de simple," states Dar fensive tackle Chris Zor nell. "There are ich. "We're going to be eleven teams out there LECTURES alot more aggressive." who are sitting down Chicago City Limits. Improvisational FILMS The aggressiveness and trying to figure out Theatre Ensemble. 8:00 P.M., O'Laughlin will come in a "less "Non-Linear evolution equations in Auditorium. Sponsored by Saint Maryis how to beat Notre Tout va Bien, 7:00p.m., Snite. complicated overall Dame next year." Mathematical economics," Prof. College Performing Arts Series. package," adds defen- Gennadi M. Henkin, Moscow. 3:30 Despite this, he re Repulsion, 9:00 p.m., Snite. 'sive lineman Junior mains confident in his p.m. in Fitzpatrick Hall Auditorium. PLAY: "The Mousetrap," by Agatha Bryant. ability' to produce a Christie. 8:00P.M., Hesburgh Library Auditorium. Donations accepted at the I' Darnell is pleased stingy defense this "A History of Brazilian National with the reception he has season and in years to Identity," Thomas E. Skidmore, Dept. door. gotten from the players. come. "I learned a of History, Brown University. 4:00 "I feel our players have p.m. at Snite Museum of Art. standard a long time NOONTALKS been extremely open and ago- once you reach fair with the two new that standard it's not a "ESR Imaging and in vivo Spectros i kids on the block- myself matter of whether copy," Prof. Harold M. Swartz, SPECIAL 20th century art from the Baer Collection, !, and Coach Bumpas," you're right or wrong. University of Illinois. 4:00 p.m. in 12p.m., Snite Museum of Art. says Darnell. It's just a matter of Conference Theatre, Radiation lab. Spring LuncheonlFashion Show. 11:30, The number one pri "I came here for the same reason the players come to Notre how fast you reach JACC. Sponsored by Ladies of Notre ority for the Irish defense Dame ... to be the best, pure and simple." that level," he says. SPECIAL Dame/Saint Mary's. FILMS will be to stop the run. "He may want to "You stop what they do. But you've gotta fensive unit. go back and fly airplanes before this year is Faculty Cello Recital, Karen Buraskas. shut down the run and make them throw the Gary Darnell views his opportunity at over," the ever-pessimistic Holtz jokingly "A Man's Woman," video presentation Adnyata, Hollywood Killed Me, 6:30, by Lara Kipinis. 7:00 p.m. in 2:00 P.M., Annenberg Auditorium. Snite Museum of Art. football. If we do that we'll be o.k.," muses Notre Dame as an honor and a challenge. "I warns; Sponsored by Dept. of Music. Darnell, grinning at the thought of 50 pass at came to Notre Dame for the same reason the Come fall, Notre Dame opponents may O'Shaughnessy Loft. tempts by a frustrated Michigan or Miami of- players come to Notre Dame. Because I want wish he had, too. 0 Death of a Bureaucrat. 7:30 p.m., Snite Club Cup Nite at Senior-Alumni Club. ENTERTAINMENT Museum of Art.

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ave the whales. Don't use styrofoam. Recycle paper. It can be Sso easy to ignore these pleas when we hear and read them day after day, but if one stops to think about it, maybe all the ,C orne one, come all. Test your hoop-win a prize. C'mon, even Digger's dreary Sunday afternoon, here's one more "bleeding hearts" are right. True, things change slowly in the world, but skill. Try your luck. Win your boys can hit a free throw or two. Well, okay, fact. All the money goes to charity. That's this, by no means, means the problem should be ignored. honey a prize ... if you can!" at least you probably can. right. The halls that are participating ?Ie TakeF. Dennis Koehler from University Food Services. He claims that We all remember these words-whether The highlight this year will again be the not getting anything for themselves-not there may be environmental dangers in using some of the paper products we heard them for the first time at the state celebrity dunk tank. All the dorms have been one red cent. . the dining hall could use as an alternative to styrofoam. But doesn't this fair or the local church carnival. We recall invited to send a well-known figure to sit in Think of it this way. It's like throwing an mean that Koehler should look into other, less harmful, paper alterna the clowns with their painted faces and red the hot seat. From rectors to athletes to ex extra five dollars on the collection plate at tives? rubbernoses. If you try, you can still smell girlfriends and ex-boyfriends, someone church, but a lot more fun. At the risk of Another unfortunate factor is that the incentives to conserve and the scent of hot, buttered popcorn floating you'd love to see soaking wet will be in the being cliche, even if you lose. somebody recycle are confused. From a strictly cost-benefit analysis, there is no through the air. You can taste bubblegum tank at one point or another during the day. else wins. Some of the receipts will go to reason a rational person would recycle paper. At only a few cents a flavored cotton candy, see the red sticky (Maybe we should have included current Earth Day, who will be sponsoring aware pound, mostpeople would rather throw paper away tPan expend the extra circle it left around your mouth when you boyfriends and girlfriends, too.) ness activities throughout the· day. The effort to take it to a recycling center. gobbled it up and feel your fingers stick other part of the money goes to the chari With aluminum, what's to be gained personally by taking the empties together like you'd been playing with a Besides the games, there will be live enter ties around South Bend that you always and the bricks down to the bathroom to the recycling box? Nothing ... bottle of crazy glue. tainment throughout the day featuring The read about on your bulletin boards includ at first glance. Saint Edward's Hall would like to give Groove and several other student bands. ing Logan Center, homeless shelters, and Students must learn to look more in the long term. Granted, there is you the chance to relive these memories Clowns and jugglers will be wandering tutoring programs. So, some of the money nothing to be gained financially, and the benefits may not accrue in our this Sunday. Let the carnival return you to around the grounds blowing up balloons and stays at home, too. How can you come out lifetimes, nor maybe for centuries; but someday they might. It's a chance that age of innocence-and for some of us, juggling just about anything they can get behind at the end of the day? we have to take. that's a pretty long way. The only thing their hands on. Ahem. Bring a friend. Bring a date. Bring (God If in the end there turns out to be plenty of resources that we have not that will be missing is your mother yelling A caricature artist will be on hand to draw forbid) your mate. But whatever you do, yet discovered, what have we lost? Maybe a little extra effort and a loss at you for wandering off without her per sketches of you and your roommates. What come to the carnival. We'll have a box of of convenience. If there aren't enough ... ? mission. are you going to do with a picture like this, popcorn and a bag of cotton candy waiting We encourage all: students to seriously consider taking the Green Who could forget the ring toss? All you you ask? Give it to Mom for Mother's Day. for you. 0 Pledge. Or at least, give it a try. Take a chance. What do you have to have to do is throw the ring around the bear Moms love these kind of things. And, it's lose? and it's yours. Simple, huh? Well, not cheap, like all the games and activities at the The Saint Edward's Hall Charity Car exactly. carnival. nival runs from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. on -Scholastic We're not in the business of giving prizes In addition to the cotton candy and pop Sunday, April 22 on the Fieldhouse away. But unlike the carnivals you re corn we all remember from carnivals, this Mall. Talk to your dorm representative member as a little kid, you can win. The year the fest will feature multi-cultural foods for more information. rings really do fit all the way around the from around the world sponsored in part by bears and the hoops are bigger than the the Multi-Cultural Executive Council. And, Mike Wieber and Tony Porcelli arejuniors. basketballs. no, we don't just mean nachos and pizza. in Saint Edward's Hall. They are working Speaking of hoops, how about the bas If we haven't yet convinced you that this with publicity and organization for the ketball shoot? Toss the ball through the would be a great way to spend an ordinarily carnival.

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He claims that We all remember these words-whether The highlight this year will again be the not getting anything for themselves-not there may be environmental dangers in using some of the paper products we heard them for the first time at the state celebrity dunk tank. All the dorms have been one red cent. . the dining hall could use as an alternative to styrofoam. But doesn't this fair or the local church carnival. We recall invited to send a well-known figure to sit in Think of it this way. It's like throwing an mean that Koehler should look into other, less harmful, paper alterna the clowns with their painted faces and red the hot seat. From rectors to athletes to ex extra five dollars on the collection plate at tives? rubbernoses. If you try, you can still smell girlfriends and ex-boyfriends, someone church, but a lot more fun. At the risk of Another unfortunate factor is that the incentives to conserve and the scent of hot, buttered popcorn floating you'd love to see soaking wet will be in the being cliche, even if you lose. somebody recycle are confused. From a strictly cost-benefit analysis, there is no through the air. You can taste bubblegum tank at one point or another during the day. else wins. Some of the receipts will go to reason a rational person would recycle paper. At only a few cents a flavored cotton candy, see the red sticky (Maybe we should have included current Earth Day, who will be sponsoring aware pound, mostpeople would rather throw paper away tPan expend the extra circle it left around your mouth when you boyfriends and girlfriends, too.) ness activities throughout the· day. The effort to take it to a recycling center. gobbled it up and feel your fingers stick other part of the money goes to the chari With aluminum, what's to be gained personally by taking the empties together like you'd been playing with a Besides the games, there will be live enter ties around South Bend that you always and the bricks down to the bathroom to the recycling box? Nothing ... bottle of crazy glue. tainment throughout the day featuring The read about on your bulletin boards includ at first glance. Saint Edward's Hall would like to give Groove and several other student bands. ing Logan Center, homeless shelters, and Students must learn to look more in the long term. Granted, there is you the chance to relive these memories Clowns and jugglers will be wandering tutoring programs. So, some of the money nothing to be gained financially, and the benefits may not accrue in our this Sunday. 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