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(Left) Darnell Jamison works for some of his game- high 182 yards in Saturday’s trouncing at Northwood. (Above) Youssef Sareini celebrates with teammates after becoming the leading receiver in GVSU history. See story on page 12 for the plethora o f records the Lakers broke Saturday. Photos by Greg Reed Grand Valley makes final 16 of Division II for the fourth time in six years great year, we’ve got to beat IUP.” * behind Ferris, IUP, New Haven and Edinboro State. Only By Greg Reed Only 16 of the 198 teams in the Division JI field were the top four teams in each region advance to the playoffs. News Editor invited to participate in the second season, and Grand However, the Lakers’ 70-13 trouncing of Northwood, Valley is honored to be one of them. coupled with losses by Edinboro and New Haven, jumped Twelve weeks ago, Brian Kelly, Laker head football “All I care about is that we got this team to the final the Lakers to third in the region, behind first ranked Ferris coach, told his players that in order to have a great season, 16,” Kelly said. “We’re elated about the opportunity, and and IUP. (See story on page 13 for results of the they needed to beat Indiana University of Pennsylvania. we know what it takes to play in the playoffs.’’ Northwood game) This week, Kelly is repeating that statement as the The Lakers have not been to the playoffs since 1991. West Chester University of Pennsylvania is fourth in Lakers travel to IUP Saturday for the first round of the The trip to the big dance is Kelly’s fourth as a Laker. He the region and travels to Top Taggert Field to take on NCAA Division II playoffs. went twice as the defensive coordinator and once as head Ferris Saturday. The Lakers lost the first contest 35-33 in their season coach in 1991. Kickoff for the GVSU game is scheduled for 12:30 opener, and are 0-4 overall against IUP. Going into the last week of regular season play, p.m., and the game will be aired on WGVU 1480 AM. “We’ve had a good year,” Kelly said. “But to have a Grand Valley was ranked fifth in the Northeast Region, Put some 'Wind in your Hair Rub-a-’ Kellogg, secretary of GVSU’s Native dub-dub By Shane P. Szalai American Club. Campus Life Editor Grant has such knowledge in part Paul Reuther (left) because he grew up on a reservation near enjoys scrubbing Just who is Rodney A. Grant? Winnebago, Neb. as a member of the toilets to raise You may not know Grant by name, but Omaha tribe. money for new you will almost certainly recognize his face, “He’s a hero to a lot of people," rowing equipment. especially if you ever watched Dances with Kellogg explained. “People are coming It's not too late to Wolves. Grant played “Wind in his Hair” from as far as the UP to see and hear him "rent-a-rvwer," but alongside Kevin Costner. speak." it's getting close. The Native American Grant will also talk about a much sad­ This is the final Club is bringing Grant der topic—fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS). weekend for GVSU to the Promenade Deck This is also a topic Grant learned about Crew's biannual of the Kirkhof Center through personal experience. fund-raiser, but this Saturday at I p.m. Gram, 35, admits that his drinking they will rent them­ with the help of the problem began at age 12 and led to bouts selves out again Office of Minority with pills, pot, hashish and glue sniffing. next spring. Affairs and President “It’s a wonder I can still think," Grant If you'd like a crew Grant Arend D. Lubbers. said. member to do a lit­ The club organized the event and Grant will gear his lecture toward drug tle dirty work for received some help footing the bill. and alcohol prevention, an issue that Native you, call 895-5.424 Grant said in an interview that he got Americans, like all Americans, are unfortu­ or 875-8112. into movies because he “wanted to see some nately having to face. Photo by Roy Indian whip John Wayne’s ass.” A reception will follow Grant’s speech Kranz- Grant is coming to GVSU not to kick at GVSU, after which Grant will travel to anyone’s ass, but to speak to students about the Lexington Club in downtown Grand the Native American culture and issues fac­ Rapids for another speech at 3:30 p.m. ing Native Americans today. Grant has also acted in War Party and “He will speak about what it means to the ABC miniseries Son of the Morning be a Native American and how they can Star. contribute to the community," said Jennifer 2 • THE LANTHORN Thursday, November 17, 1994 TKE's continue community service I Campus C alendar Neelands, former TKE communi­ direction. Our new E-Board is By Penelope Frohardt ty service chair, said. very strong.” . 11/28-IM-Schick 3-on-3 Staff Writer The TKE’s plan to focus on TKE is still sending represen­ Campus Life- Basketball. the positive things they can do as tatives to Greek Council and IFC Despite the fact that they an organization. so they don’t lose sight of what’s 11/30-Women’s Basketball- aren’t recognized on campus this “Community service is one happening in Greek and campus ll/22-Hunger Theatre- 6 GVSU vs. St. Francis, 7 p.m. semester for violations of of the building blocks of pur orga­ life. p.m.. Promenade Deck, Kirkhof GVSU’s Student Code, Tau nization. We’re trying to focus on ' “This past weekend, the TKE Center. Tickets: Students $3, ' 12/1-Men’s Basketball Kappa Epsilon is still continuing - unity while giving something associate director of fraternity non-students $5. GVSU vs. Calvin College, 7:30 with their community service. back to the community,” Will chapters was here to review what p.m. On Halloween, the TKE’s Sanders, TKE community service we are doing and our plans for the 11/24-Thanksgiving Recess headed to Butterwoith Hospital to chair, said.... future,” Baratian added. 12/1-Cheerleading tryout take the children in the pediatric “(On) Nov. 20, we are doing The TKE’s have also held Sports- practices 6 - 9 p.m. Call Jody at ward trick-or-treating. They Were a canned food drive in Grand educational programs within the 249-3027. paired up one-on-one with about Rapids with Alpha Omicron Pi, fraternity and are planning a ll/18-IM-Entries due for 15 children. and we’re planning to volunteer at weekend retreat at the end of the Schick 3-on-3 Basketball by 5 12/2-Cheerleading tryout “There are stations set up a soup kitchen,” Sanders added. semester. p.m. practice 5 - 9 p.m. throughout the hospital to hand The TKE’s also participate in “What I would like to accom­ out toys, pencils, and some the MS walk in spring and hope to plish with the retreat is to restore 11/18-Women’s Basketball- 12/3-Cheerleading tryout candy,” Craig Collins, former get more involved in the Special the foundation of TKE - the Tip-Off Tournament, 6 and 8 practice 10 - 5 p.m. TKE secretary, said. Olympics, their national philan­ brotherhood. From that point on, p.m. “Personally it is rewarding thropy. the rest will rebuild itself,” 12/4-Cheerleading tryouts 1- because it makes you feel good Recently, the TKE’s have Matthew Strickroot, coordinator 11/19-Women’s. Basketball- 4 p.m. Call Jody at 249-3027. about yourself and it makes restructured and reorganized their of the retreat, said. Tip-Off Tournament, 1 and 3 Halloween special for the kids,” executive board. The new officers “I think TKE is definitely p.m. Workshops- Collins added. and committee chairs were headed in the right direction. We This is the seventh time the inducted Nov. 7. definitely know what we need to TKE’s have done this community 11/28-Men’s Basketball- 12/l-Interviewing, 224 “Our first goal is to come do and how to do it,” Baratian service project. GVSU vs. Cornerstone, 7 p.m. Comptons at 4 p.m. back on campus with a positive said. “It’s fun, and it breaks up the image and lots of enthusiasm,” TKE’s application to be rec­ monotony of the hospital and Chris Baratian, newly inducted ognized as an oiganization next gives the children something to TKE president said. “We are semester is due on Dec. 2. get excited about,” Matt internally headed in the right Police Beat International play to hold auditions tion of Machado’s play, which are needed, ages 35 or older, with Collected By Dan Moore By Frank Rizzo will be directed by Tom Hamilton, the ability to learn the Staff Writer will be produced by GVSU’s Spanish/Cuban dialect. Also need­ 10/31/94-10/07/94 Year communications department and ed are two women and one man in to date Broken Eggs, a play by Theatre Grand Valley. their teens to late 20s. Student sta­ Eduardo Machado, provides a The play opens Jan. 26 and tus at GVSU is not a requirement Criminal Sexual Conduct 0 3 " dark comic view of the problems runs through Feb. 4. for acting roles or volunteer tech­ Robbery 0 1 faced by a formerly wealthy Auditions will be held Nov. nical support. Assault 1 6 Cuban family adjusting to life in 21 and 22 from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. in For more information or to Larceny 3 87 the United States. The play is set Room 105, Calder Fine Arts pick up a script, contact the com­ Warrant Arrest 0 23 at a wedding reception. Center on the Allendale campus. munications department in 121 Malicious Destruction of Property 0 26 The English language transla­ Two men and three women LSH or call 895-3668. 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Afterwards wires At last. . . Bell Tower Convocation

By Greg Reed Grand Valley News Editor munity — the faculty and staff of The Grand Valley communi­ By Jim Class GVSU get a 10 percent discount ty officially welcomed the Cook Assistant Editor across-the-board and the sales tax Carillon Tower Tuesday with a has already been figured in to the convocation in the Cook DeWitt GVSU junior Greg McNeil price. Center. stirs his coffee at Afterwards, the For those who.don’t just like At the convocation, chair­ new coffeehouse located between drinks, there’s more. They offer man of GVSU’s Academic Brian’s Books and the Delta Zeta 12 kinds of muffins; four soups, Senate, Donald Williams, con­ house on 42nd Street. seven bagels, and a host of sand­ ferred an honorary degree upon "I work at a coffeehouse,” wiches among other things. Ruud Lubbers, former Prime McNeil said, ‘‘and I still like this Afterwards is open later than Minister of the Netherlands. He place.” anyone except Denny’s, from 7 was honored with a Doctorate of For many like McNeil, the a.m. to 2 a.m. Monday-Friday and Laws. new coffeehouse, which opened 9 a.m. to 2 a.m. Saturday and Following the convocation, a just last week, might save their Sunday. tower concert was held. The grade point by giving them an Their computer system also tower played “The Star Spangled environment conducive to study­ adds some efficiency to the cof­ Banner,” “Wilhelmus,” “Hail to ing with unlimited caffeine at feehouse. Co-owner Joe Kies, a Thee, Grand Valley,” “Fantasia command. graduate student at GVSU who for Carillon,” “Siciliene,” and Afterwards has 35 tables with took a semester off to get concluded with “Postlude in D art from famous literature such as Afterwards going, programmed Minor for Carillon.” The Three Musketeers and the entire system for the store. “I was flabergasted,” student Huckleberry Finn painted on “It’s a hobby of mine,” Kies senator Dave Evanoski said. “I some of them. said. thought it was the totally coolest Other tables are set up for Using it, a cashier merely can sounding thing there is.” chess, backgammon, or checkers, push one button for any item or Immediately following the while a pool table stands by itself punch in for work, and the com­ concert, everyone was invited to a reception in the Mainsail Lounge Complete at last, the Carillon Tower performed its first concert onTuesday. Photo By Dan Irving in the Kirkhof Center. The Rock: a blaze of glory

to the Ottawa County Jail. could face. By C.T. Dunwoody Witnesses said they saw the stu­ Students suspected of violat­ Staff Writer dent start the blaze, Wygant said. ing the code are subject to judicial Dorm security put out the fire review, Randall said. This review Flames shot 20 feet into the with a fire extinguisher. Without is handled through the assistant air as somebody actually tried to them the fire could have spread to dean’s office and is not a hearing burn “The Rock" last month. the living areas. or a trial, she said. The student is That rock, of course, is the The student said he set the then held responsible or not one in Robinson Field which can fire as a Halloween prank, responsible for the violation. If be spray-painted by all without Wygant said. responsible, the student can be He added that Grand Valley sanctioned. Sanctions range from Courtney Onstott and Melissa Steele get some coffee to help them study dur­ penalty. ing Afterwards grand opening. Photo by Tom Hoffmeyer. The GVSU student who takes fire-related incidents seri­ probation to expulsion. allegedly set the blaze spent the ously, whether pulling alarms or The list of violations at in the back. puter automatically figures out the rest of Oct. 30 in the Ottawa setting a fire. GVSU is small. It includes 57 Aside from the painted tables, payroll. County Jail, Allen Wygant, direc­ “We are not going to jeopar­ cases in the last year, four of which are available for $475, the The other co-owner, Dianne tor of campus public safety said. dize the lives and welfare of our which were dropped. The harsh­ back wall displays art resembling Griffin, was quite pleased with the The student faces misdemeanor students for the ‘pranks’ of a few,” est sentence, suspension, has been objects in a room. This art is not quick construction of the building. charges of preparation to burn, Wygant said. “Fire is not a col­ given out nine times, but no one permanent, however, and the own­ She explained that she and Kies Wygant said. lege prank - it is arson.” has yet been expelled for such ers of Afterwards hope to solicit were watching over the workers Wygant said campus police For legal reasons, the stu­ violations, Randall said. art for students on a monthly most of the time they worked. received a call near midnight that dent’s name and identity must be The student code applies only basis. “We both made it our full­ several young men had set the withheld until after he appears at to student violations on campus. They use two Faema time project,” Griffin said. “(The rock on fire as well as the sur­ the Fifth District Court. “I encourage all students to machines with Paramount coffee, workers) loved us.” rounding grass. A campus police Assistant Dean Ginger know their obligations as well as so you can expect pretty good Now that Afterwards is fully officer responded and stopped the Randall would not comment on their rights,” Randall said. drinks there. They even offer operational, she’s working on fill­ men who were fleeing the scene, whether the students violated The Student Code and other most of their regular coffees and ing the place up. he said. GVSU’s Student Code. pamphlets on judiciary matters espressos iced for the same price. “Our primary concern is get­ The young man identified as She did explain how the code are available through the assistant The owners have rolled out ting people in here,” Griffin said. a GVSU student who allegedly works and the possible conse­ dean’s office. the red carpet for the GVSU com­ With finals a month away, started the blaze was transported quences the accused students WHo says handcuffs aren't fun? Even the heavy rain that junior Joseph Heyboer said that By Michelle Disler . started falling around midnight on despite the cold, the event really Staff Writer Tuesday wasn’t enough to deter was fun. them from their goals. “It was extremely, extremely Combine handcuffs, a large "It was nice to see how gen­ cold, but it was a lot of fun, and it metal structure, and the men of erous people were and how will­ was exciting to see how many Alpha Sigma Phi Fraternity, and ing they were to give," Alpha Sig people donated to us,” he said. what do you get? A fund-raiser! Wren Rardin said, noting that Freshman Ed Liva agreed. From 8 a.m. Tuesday, Nov. 8 some students gave more than “A lot of us thought it was to 8 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 9, once. very cold, but it was worth it for members of Alpha Sigma Phi Alpha Sigma Phi’s goal was us to suffer a little bit so that withstood adverse weather and a to help continue the link between handicapped people could benefit few strange stares to collect dona­ dogs and the handicapped by from the money we raised " tions in support of Canine showing its support through the The $507.84 raised by Alpha Companions Inc. while handcuff­ link it formed to the Transforma­ Sigma Phi will help CCI help pro­ And I thought my car was bad... ing themselves for 36 hours to the tional Link with handcuffs. vide dogs to handicapped persons The days of the college prank have not yet ended... Photo by Dan Irving. Transformational Link. Alpha Sigma Phi member in need of them. Grand for fun and profit and career development, giving Other professional speakers Tunberwolves, students interested fun too,” Brower said. By Michelle Disler students the opportunity to gain included executives from the in working for a professional The creative director and the Staff Writer real-world advice from a number National Basketball Association’s sports team must be willing to research department manager of with Brian Warkoczeski of professional speakers. Minnesota Tunberwolves, Pepsi work without pay if necessary to Russell and Herder offered Former IBM executive Jim gain the experience major sports resume tips and hiring hints, Seven , GVSU students Reed advised students in his ‘Successful people real­ teams require for new employees. telling students what employers gained a little more insight into keynote speech to be prepared to ize their potential and Senior Christina McDonald, look for on resumes and how to the fast-paced world of marketing deal with diversity in the work­ president of Grand Valley’s AMA, avoid getting involved in office and in the meantime had a little force by leaving their biases “at don’t wallow in medioc­ was enthusiastic about the event politics. fun too. the door” and showing a willing­ rity. ’ “The regional conference was Pam Golalweski, executive Grand Valley’s chapter of the ness to team up with people from an excellent experience for every­ vice president of Grand Valley’s American Marketing Association other religions and sexual orienta­ one who amended,” she said. AMA, felt that their time at the joined students from other tions. He added that successful Jim Reed Senior AMA member Jeff conference was well spent. Midwest universities in attending people realize their potential and Speaker Brower agreed. “The conference involved a the regional AMA conference in don’t wallow in mediocrity. “The conference helped me lot of networking and career ses­ Minneapolis, Minn., Nov. 4 and 5. “We don’t allow ourselves to realize that people in marketing sions in the held of marketing that The annual event involved want or desire what we think we Co., Russell and Herder are professional but like to have were helpful,” she said. discussions of current business can’t pull off, even though we Advertising, and Fingerhut. trends related to advertising, mar­ have the ability or potential to do According to the corporate Students needed to express keting research, sports marketing so.” sales director of the views on sex to the nation issues in question.” By Bernadette J. Fox Those who are interested in Staff Writer participating should listen to the series and write ot1 tape a one-to- National Public Radio wants three minute statement on one of YOU! the subjects. In January, National Public When asked if commentaries Radio (NPR) will air a series of on subjects such as homosexuali­ reports on various aspects of sex. ty, celibacy, and monogamy could Student commentators are being be suitable topics, NPR’s Quincey sought to share their views and Johnson said, “Anything that is on personal experiences on sex-relat­ the mind of college students” is ed issues. suitable. “The Subject is Sex" is a 13 “We want to hear what the part series which will air on college students think,” he added. NPR’s “Morning Edition,” “All NPR staff members will select Things Considered,” “Talk of the commentaries to go on the air. Nation,” and “Weekend Edition” “Morning Edition” airs on the week of Jan. 16. WGVU AM 1480 and FM 88.5 Some of the topics which the from 6 - 9 a.m. Monday - Friday. series will focus on include sexual “All Things Considered” airs on harassment, date rape, manhood, both stations from 6 - 9 a.m. and 5 and unwed parenthood. - 6:30 p.m. Monday - Friday and In addition to raising student on 1480 AM from 8 - 9:30 p.m. awareness of NPR, student com­ Monday - Friday. “Talk of the mentaries are jwanted for other Nation” airs on 1480 AM from 2 - reasons as well. 4 p.m. Monday - Friday. “We want to give college stu­ “Weekend Edition" airs on both dents the opportunity to voice stations from 8 - 10 a.m. on their opinions about the serious Saturday and Sunday. issues they confront,” Judy Reese, Written or taped commen­ assistant executive director for taries may be sent to National new audience development, said. Public Radio, College “We are less concerned with Commentator Search, 635 receiving professional quality Massachusetts Ave. N.W., tapes than we are with interesting Washington DC. 20001. and engaging perspectives on the Attention : Judy Reese.

Does Anyone Really Care About Me? The Sometimes it can seem like no one really hard to represent everyone. We're not mind read- LANTHORN cares about what you want. I mean, the whole ers. That's where you come in. is looking for: reason why this school exists is you, the student. Tell us what you want. We will listen; its our Still, it can be hard to get your two cents in. That’s job. where we come in. "How?", you ask. We're students too. We understand the frus- Stop by the Student Senate office (located • Feature, News and trations that many students feel, especially when on the second floor of Kirkhof, next to the Mainsail Sports writers (w/pay) it seems like they have no input. But what most lounge) between 8 and 5. There is always a senator • Art Director - Must know Freehand & Quark students don't realize is that they do have way to there to answer questions or listen to your con- • Photo Editor influence the activities and decisions of the entire cems. • Columnist for Ed/Op university: Student Senate. Don't have time to visit? Write us a Con- The Student Senate is a student-elected cem-a-Gram or call us on the Student Senate Stop by The Lanthorn office body whose main purpose is representing the Concern Line (at 892-8151). All legitimate con- for an application - Basement of Kirkhof wants and needs of the entire cems are guaranteed a response. Q student body. But it's extremely Just remember that we are here to represent ------n you. But you're the only person who can M lanthorn ---- J Student Senate! tell us what you want. K I Your Voice For Your Choice Thursday, November 17, 1994 THE LANTHORN • 5

DITORIAL Guest Editorial Our View Grades define the person, or do they? Share the trip to campus sure of one’s value as a person. are a measure of the achievement With Sandra Portico Thus, there are “A" students, “B" one is able to demonstrate at a The Lanthom understands the problems of our fellow Associate Professor of Psychology students, “C” students, and so on. specific point in time relative to commuting students - who are close to 10,000 strong. These terms can be tossed around everything else that is occurring We see the parking lots filling up, the campus student How many of you opened rather loosely at times as though in that person’s life. security guards risking bodily harm while directing traffic your midterm grades and felt your they convey everything that is of Grades may well reflect at rush hour and lines of cars in unmarked spaces with self-esteem dropping faster than importance about the individuals choices that were made about how small square tickets fluttering in the wind. one of the Lions’ passes? they describe. ______to allocate one’s time; choices As the university grows, more blacktop may be needed Why? Because you felt that about setting priorities. They may to cover up some of that beautiful farm and marsh land ‘Grades may well reflect that becomes more rare with each new housing letters glar­ also indicate that the choices were ing at you choices that were made not good ones in the long.run. development and industrial park. Should we say our ”1 farewells to that fresh country air as well? Simply gave about how to allocate But that is one way humans Nonsense all of it, yet wholly avoidable. you feedback one's time.’ learn - from their mistakes. If When was the last time you took the bus or better yet that more grades are seen as feedback about did some carpooling? effort was Consequently, some one who relative effort and achievement There are thousands of cars traveling to and from needed, receives a “C” in a subject area is rather than a measure of one’s campus with just one lonely passenger inside them each right? After somehow less than the person personal value, then one can go day. Portko all, that is who receives an “A” in the same about finding ways of improving Just think of it, time off from dodging Demolition what a grade is: a measure of how subject. Heaven forbid that any­ study and work habits. Poor Derby wannabes on M-45 or impatient hotrodders on much was achieved in a particular one receive a “D” or “F ’ in any­ grades become a definite problem Campus Dr. Maybe it would be fun to spend some travel time catching up on the latest news with a friend - and all content area at a particular point thing! Those poor souls might that can be approached from a in the name of environmental consciousness, fiscal in time in comparison with others ring a little bell and cry “Unclean! number of perspectives. responsibility and stress management! • in the class. So, if the grade is not Unclean!” to avoid contaminating However, if grades continue Even the bus ride gives you time to read that chapter high enough for.one’s standards, their more fortunate cohorts! to be viewed as a definition of you fell asleep on the night before. the most direct response is to If these are the assumptions one’s intrinsic value as a unique Why not kick back and share driving duties with a ' work harder or a different way. under which one operates, it is a human being (something a grade friend or a neighbor close by. It could only do a little That is the ideal to which small wonder that one’s self­ can never be), then our society good for us all. most educators aspire. However, esteem is so directly connected to will lose the contribution of some in our society, the grade one earns one’s GPA. The GPA simply com­ very “A” people who just might is too frequently seen as the mea­ putes the grades earned. Grades happen to be “C” students! Letters to the Editor Harpoon hopes to regain funding

Funding a privilege, not a right Dear Editor, Scott Goldberg that The Harpoon firing of editors, or revocation violated university publishing Dear Students of Grand through the long grueling task of and denial of funding that dimin­ Over the last year, we have guidelines and Student Code sec­ ishes the capacity of an organiza­ Valley, deciding which organization will heard many opposing views on tion 204.00 - Forgery, Altering, tion to publish. The sole purpose be funded and how much they The Harpoon funding issue. and Copying. That The Harpoon of The Harpoon is to publish I am writing to you as a very receive. Every year, there are Now, The Harpoon is seeking was never punished directly for satire and humor on this campus. concerned student. Recently, I more requests than money so the legal action against the university these allegations would indicate Therefore, when their funding have heard that The Harpoon is committee must decide which and the student senate for censor­ to a reasonable person that no was revoked in February 1994 pursuing funds from the universi­ organizations have the biggest ship. So what gives? What is this wrongs were committed. Yet, they and their 1994-95 budget was ty legally for not being funded impact on campus life at GVSU. censorship thing? Why legal remain unfunded. Why? Good denied, they were censored by the this year. I am a member of stu­ Last year, the requests more than action? question. student senate of GVSU. The dent senate and personally sup­ doubled the amount of money First, let it be understood that Censorship for content is the action of censorship is illegal port funding The Harpoon as I available to be allocated. The Harpoon has never violated a denial of freedom of expression since it denies a person or group find their publications entertain­ Therefore many organizations university policy, guideline, due to the nature or content of a of people their First Amendment ing. The concern does not lie here, were denied funding or received Student Code, or student alloca­ publication. The Supreme Court right to freedom of expression. but in a much deeper problem. less than they requested. tions committee bylaw, policy, or has found that this denial of The Harpoon has done For those of you who are When the job of the commit­ procedure. It was alleged last expression does not have to be everything in it’s power to regain unaware of how organizations get tee is finished, their proposed year by the student senate alloca­ direct, i.e. the stopping of the funding from this university. It tions committee vice president J. presses. It can be by imprimatur, funded, let me give you a quick budget is brought before the gen­ Please see HARPOON, p. 6 overview. eral assembly. Before the general 'kif.K D. UiCSorJ * fnSk*J Po4xie* First, I feel it is important to assembly votes to approve the EVE* SiricE I G*T HERE i Cooldutt w ait is a * (s\aw> \ r © . note that the money that student budget, there is an opportunity for Homs w THAitKssiviHa. i THEHE'S senate allocates to student organi­ organizations to appeal the bud­ THAT I'M ABovt To 6a. ?oTutT iaL i 4 zations is your money. Every get. This is where they come in Find that i tw t vwn to. yw'ftT, m BRa. }L'U d a l e ) semester each of us has to pay a and plead their case that they did­ / 0 fLy’rt U'cW—' cWMkolfas student life fee. From this fee, the n’t receive enough funding and student senate (the students) allo­ why they deserve money more (§0#.m£(JT% ABei'T THE cated $230,000 last year to orga­ than other organizations. st k pT fg-MAll. ME at j k Did @ nizations on campus. Once this is finished, the gen­ P>*. t» •"« cJctie* .— Every winter, each organiza­ eral assembly either approves the i^.pVu, fctw. Ikdw tion that wants money allocated to budget as is or makes adjustments them for the following year turns where it feels necessary. Person on the Street in the necessary paperwork along Now that everyone has an Kim Barry with a budget request. From this, idea of how the funding process Pukstra, Tikkanen, the allocations committee goes Please see FUNDING, p. 6 Junior Junior LANTHORN LETTER POLICY Elementary Computer Science Major 1994-95 The views expressed in the Major T h e fl|LANTHORN STAFF Lanthom are not necessrily those of our staff or of GVSU. Editor in chief; Kathleen Beatty We welcome letters from readers Do you know "Two guys walk into a bar, Editorial Assistant: James Class on subjects of interest to the commu­ and the third guy ducks.” “Nothing that’s printable." News Editor: Greg Reed nity. Letters to the editor must not Campus Life Editor: Shane Szalai exceed 400 words, should be typed, any good one- Arts & Ent. Editor: Polly Sanderson double spaced, signed, and include Charmion Stephanie Sports Editor: Ben Bailey the phone number of the author. line jokes? Hines, Swor, Third Photo Editor: Roy Kranz All letters become Lanthom prop­ Sophomore Year Political Layout Editor: Michael Ring erty, and we reserve the right to edit Film and Science Major Art Director: Julie Bos for style, length, or content and can not guarantee publication. Video Columnist: Vikki Jobe Production Cartoonist: Kirk Wilson Letters may be dropped off in our office in the basement of Kirkhof Major Business Manager:’ Rob Forbes Center or mailed to: Lanthom Editor, Advertising Manager: Tony Burda "To Mandy: What’s the dif­ 1 Campus Dr., Allendale, Ml 49401. “Why do professors rack your Account Manager: Chris Barron ference between a duck and a The Lanthom is published weekly brain in the morning when there is Faculty Adviser: Lawrence Beery and is funded in part by GVSU’s stu- grape? They’re both purple Tht I m d m k funded in part nothing to dig for in the first dent life fee. except for the duck.” by It— tm tm i Mt b t place?” Letters to the Editor HARPOON, from p.S FUNDING,from p .S ------media source is funded, they can that wasn’t taken away. No one ever. I don’t agree, and if they sue goes I can address this Harpoon never be denied funding. Say has taken away their right to pub­ and our less-than-adequate legal has appealed to the Senate, things what! This is our (students) lish and distribute the paper; this system rules for them I suggest President Lubbers, and the Board First, I would like to remind money and we are basically pur­ would be a violation of the First that all students refuse to pay for of Control. The Harpoon, as an everyone that the Harpoon pur­ chasing what organization we feel amendment. the student life fee. If this were to organization, has done everything posely blew off the Senate at the are more important on campus. ‘...and if they sue and happen than no one will be fund­ within it’s power to avoid legal appeal. It was funny, but they still No one can make us purchase our less than adequate ed and let the Harpoon explain to action. A lawsuit is a serious told senate they didn’t need any something we don’t want to. all the organizations why they endeavor that should only be con­ money. What the Harpoon needs to legal system rules for can’t be funded anymore. sidered as a last resort. This may Now they are trying to say realize is that it isn’t a right to be them, I suggest that all I think its time for the stu­ be the last avenue of recourse for that their First amendment rights funded, its a privilege. Being rec­ students refuse to pay dents to stand up .against this the Harpoon on this matter. were violated when funding was ognized by S.O.R.B. as an organi­ Harpoon lawsuit, along with the ‘If you find censorship denied. They claim that once a zation on campus is a right, and for the student life selective reporting the Lanthom fund’ does. Get informed, get involved, as damning and What they are trying to say is and stop the nonsense. deplorable as I do, Much to do about nothing that the students no longer control But is it too much to ask for a the student life fee because we Wes Vander Wilk make your voice heard with Greg Reed bar within walking, urn, stum­ have to continue to fund them for­ Student to the Dean of Students News Editor bling, distance of campus for Bart Merkle, The those unfortunate enough to live dents wouldn’t mind kicking door and pummel any hooligans Here’s how the joke goes: Q. in Allendull? down a few more bucks for a good who get too drunk and obnoxious. Lanthom and the stu­ What do you call two guys with With the exception of a cou­ watering hole. I won’t mention any names dent senate. ’ nothing to do? A. A1 and Dale. ple of party stores, what’s a col­ Ana for you diaper dandies here (Mike Slifko). Get it? lege kid to do to get some booze? (no offense, we’ve all been there), Anyway, I’ve even gone as So What? Why should you Well, chances Sure, the administration we could institute one of those far as to come up with a couple of care? Every student has a right to are that you would say we could just study, but cheezy dance bars. Yeah, suggestions for naming our new speak out on campus, be it in a do, since I’m a realist. Velveetaville or something of that watering hole. publication or in speech. If the there is very To avoid legal implications fashion. The most obvious choice, Student Senate can censor a pub­ little night and accusations of corruption, Maybe we could even get The Watering Hole; The Cornfield lication as popular as the life offered let’s set the record straight by not­ President Lubbers to tend bar at Corner Bar, Bailey’s Bar & Grille, Harpoon, why not you? Why not the Lanthom'! censorship is a on campus. ing that I’m talking about those of the watering hole and director of in honor of our esteemed Sports deplorable act for the weak of I'm sure that us who are actually old enough to student life, Bob Stoll, to DJ at the Editor, Ben Bailey; GVT&A, in mind and soul that should not be ^ eec* it doesn’t guzzle beer and low-grade lighter Chez Colby Dance Lounge. honor of our esteemed Sports allowed on any level. You should help that Grand Valley is consid­ fluid legally. We could even get coach Editor Ben Bailey’s fascination stand behind the Harpoon in it’s ered a suitcase college, with about In fact, since registration fees Kelly to donate a couple of his with scantily-clad red-heds or, pursuit of funding and it’s fight of 75% of the students commuting. are always growing, I’m sure stu- burly football players to work the finally, Tia-Town (a la Senate). censorship. 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* THE LANTHORN • 8 Thursday, November 17, 1994 ampus From the home office Welcome to the ju in Allendale, 441

By Heather Stephens Top Ten things to buy a GVSU Staff Writer student for Christmas

“Welcome to the jungle, Rumor has it that Santa is a regular Lanthom subscriber, we’ve got fun and games.” We and if so, “How ‘bout it big guy?” The GVSU students promise also have frogs, crocodiles, mon­ to be real good for the rest of the year. keys, wild cats, and thousands of In keeping with the American tradition of celebrating the birds. Christmas season WAY too early, we, The Lanthom writers, Sound like a vacation par­ have put our greedy little heads together and come up with adise? Maybe so, but for two some of the top things to put on your Christmas list this year. weeks in May it was the site of one of GVSU’s biology classes. 10. An idiot-proof guide to the Internet GVSU students have been It’s nice that we now have access to the Information visiting the jungles of Belize for Superhighway, and we’ve heard about-the really cool things the past three summers with Mark you can do with it, but how the hell do we get on it? Luttenton, program director of the 9. A snowmobile university’s biology department. Allendale does have its faults, but lack of snowmobiling About 15 students have gone each trails is not one of them. Plus, with the new Meadows Golf year. > Course so close...just another way that the students of Grand Luttenton said he chose Valley can aggravate the local townsfolk. Belize because it’s located in 8. Free passes to Dick’s, Aftershock, etc. ^Central America, the primary lan­ Just think how many more drinks you could buy if you did guage is English, and it has a wide n’t have to pay a cover charge. range of habitats such as coral 7. Instant anti-hangover pills reefs, savannas, pine forests, and In keeping with the same spirit as #8, you could stay until rain forests. last call and still be able to function for your 8 o’clock test in “As far as biology goes, it Chem 112. really is an ideal place to go,” he 6. Gift certificates to Meijer added. Many visitors to Grand Valley mock our infamous super This course is also beneficial store, but no one can survive the Laker years without at least for students without a major in one late-night Meijer run. biology, he said. 5. Full payment of outstanding credit card balances “The way I’ve tried to set the For most of us, this amount is approaching the National course up, biology is kind of the Debt (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating A LITTLE), but you Choc, the Mayan rain god, grimaces from the front of an ancient Mayan central focus, but it encompasses can’t deny that this possibility gives you the warm fuzzies all building. Photo by M ark Luttenton. almost all of the disciplines that over. are available here on campus,” ing the Belize Zoo and other “Everywhere we went we 4. Beverly Hills 90210 and Melrose Place back together Luttenton said. wildlife sanctuaries. had chicken, beans and rice,” said on the same night The course includes politics, They were also able to visit senior biology major Ronda We would only have to miss night classes once a week! sociology, economics, history, ancient Mayan sites. Cooper, from Detroit. “It was just 3. The perfect excuse and anthropology, he said. The The Mayan sites teach stu­ like the standard meal.” Ready to use in any situation including late term paper turn- students don’t just study the coun­ dents a lot about history and However, the students agreed ins and forgotten phone calls to your significant other. try’s flora and fauna but also its anthropology, Luttenton said, that the pros of the trip far out­ 2. Heated tunnels between academic buildings since the Mayans had a great weighed the cons. This would eliminate many problems of frozen body parts impact on the distribution of Amy Lewellen, a senior dou- and slush-ruined shoes. A cozy and delightful way to get to species. classes when the winter winds blow. Hot Chocolate anyone? “You can see the remnant of 1. A college degree!!! that activity in the modern-day distributions,” he added. Was it hard for anyone to Computing News adjust to the environment of will) linn <> Humphrey Belize? A couple of hotels the group Mosaic: the Ferrari of good. And it has features every stayed in were slightly primitive, the Internet Internet user wishes for: point and said senior Tom Holt, a biology click to go, with lots of graphics A young Guatemalan immigrant major from Jenison. One hotel and even sounds. Most people travel the poses for a picture. Pitot) by LiStenton had hurricane damage. Want to see the Jupiter comet Information Superhighway in people and their relationship to “The room I was in was collision, or just tomorrow’s something akin to the Flintstones’ their environment and govern­ slanted, and so was the shower,” weather? No problem. The car: you can go darn fast, but the ment. he said. images will pop up on your screen thing is made of sticks and stones The local Belizians talked to A visit to Possum Point in a few seconds. Best of all: it’s and you have to drag your feet to the students during night lectures Biological Station got to a few free. People are giving the thing get it to stop. and interacted with them during people, Holt said. There they away. That’s what the students’ free time—even found scorpions on the floor, and On the other hand, Mosaic is Doug Clarke, Tom Holt, and Susan most programs playing softball with them. some students screamed while unfinished. It does not print. It Morris examine the beach at South that let you use Some of the group’s activities others stomped, he said. Water Caye. Photo by Luttenton. can’t save much of the informa­ the Internet are included bird-watching, boating Adjusting to .Belizian food ble-majoring in biology and tion you locate. To run it, you need like. Telnet, down rivers, snorkeling, and visit­ was another difficulty for some. Spanish, took the trip to Belize a fairly fast machine with at least 4 FTP and Pine two years ago. Before she went, megabytes of memory and a full are all “old she was pretty sure about her network-type phone connection to technology.” choice of majors. The trip made the Internet (something which is Humphrey They are pug her absolutely sure. not so easy to come by or set up) ugly and work Cooper benefited from the And Mosaic dies about as fre­ like DOS: type a line, press return, trip as well. quently as drug lords in a Steven read the response, type another ‘Tve sat in classes, I’ve Segal movie. line... learned different things, but it Worst of all, Mosaic is a dog Mosaic, on the other hand, is really stuck in my mind when I if you want to use it from hom e the Ferrari of the Internet. It’s saw it hands-on,” Cooper said. over a modem. Not only do you slick, easy to use, and looks good. Students will travel to Belize need special software and phone Time and Newsweek write about it. this May as well, but applications connections to the Internet, you Everyone recommends using it. are due by Jan. 20. Students from need a very fast modem. Virtually But then you look under the any class or major may apply. The anything you do will take tw o or hood... approximate cost of the program three (or 10 or 20) times longer It's easy to be sold by looks is $1950. For more information, with Mosaic than with other tools. alone. Mosaic just plain looks The students listening to a lecture in nature's classroom. call Dr. Mark Luttenton at 895- Photo by Luttenton. 2503. Please see MOSAIC, p. 9 MOSAIC,fromp.8 C o u n s e l o r s C o r n e r There are ways to reduce the FTP. Mosaic will eventually be wait, but Mosaic will always be the thing which supersedes the Great Expectations: A short story slower than older systems due to “old technology.” Even now, the the way it works. Over a network designers are optimizing and 1975s face blanches. He is become in 20 years.” this is acceptable, but from home improving it (and putting a price With Mark Gover incredulous. “So I should just give them Career Planning & Counseling Center it can be maddening and expen­ tag on their efforts, this time). But “So...you’re telling me it up?” asks 1975. sive because you are paying for for now, Mosaic is just another doesn’t happen? I don’t make it?” “By no means!” I reply. the phone time. Even if you have option, not THE option. “Whenever you get there, I study this moment, then “Stick to ’em. My point is only a 9600 baud modem, Mosaic can Try Mosaic in the GVSU there’s no there there.” — offer that maybe our definition of this: that whatever you imagine be more torturous than useful. computer labs on the Windows Gertrude Stein success shifted somewhere along for the future, and imagine you And remember, while Mosaic is machines. On a network, Mosaic the line. must, it remains just that, an working, you are tying up your is the way to go. From home Its a beautiful fall day. I am 1975 scoffs. He stands up and image. Success may not reside in phone line and can’t use it for you’re probably better off with out for a stroll on GVSU’s points at me accusingly. the actual fulfillment of those something more important...like your reliable communications Allendale campus when I turn a Dejected, 1975 slumps into future images, but in your willing­ talking to friends or making dates. program. But don’t forget the tel­ comer and am instantly stunned. his seat, his face a mix of sadness ness to reconcile with whatever Many people would like to net and FTP commands just yet. In disbelief, I stare into the and contempt I feel compelled to you find once you actually get have an alternative to telnet and face of myself circa 1975. Not a offer him something, to help there.” photo, not a look-alike, not a hal­ somehow. 1975 sighs. After a pause, he lucination; the real me of two “Look,” I begin. “When you asks “So, you’re content?” , K K ./\ J Happy Holidays from your friends at decades past. 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X t i xjcrf-xi Thomas: a child's inspiration planned on writing. beaver mask out of a block of ice. Today, while she awaits pub­ Thomas uses water color or lication of her first children’s colored pencils in almost all of her book, Ice Mask, you can catch the work. Lotelle Thomas once spoke illustrated version of the story in “When I was in art school, to a class of fifth graders about the the faculty art show. The show my worst grade was in water of mask-making. features two finished water colors color,” she said. “I worked harder She asked the class what they and three proposed sketches for on water color than anything else would make masks out of if they future water colors, all of which I did. Now I feel I could do water in the North Pole, .where will likely be in her book. color until I’m 98 years old and there would be no trees or bushes Her book is about a Tlingit still feel I haven’t mastered it.” "Untitled" by Tricia Chatary. Photo by Roy Kranz. to use. Native American boy who lives in Thomas worked as a graphic “Snow,” answered one of the the panhandle of southern Alaska. designer at Sea World for three Alumna undermines tradition kids. He wants to be a.mask carver like years and then at Eastern vessel or container.” One year after Thomas’s fifth his grandfather and great, great Michigan for seven before decid­ By Richard Williams An example of her attempt to grade adventure, she was driving grandfather, bjut the old customs ing to teach in 1987. She now Staff Writer do this is shown by her faculty art down the road and realized what a are dying out and his parents dis­ teaches graphic design and illus­ show piece composed of four great idea the kid had. He had agree with his interest. tration here at GVSU. given her the inspiration she need­ He starts to carve anything he Those who view the works of boxes which act as vessels of ed for the children’s book she can find, and soon he carves a GVSU alumna and adjunct facul­ questionable function and stabili­ ty member Tricia Chatary in the ty Faculty Art Show will never think All of her work in the show of porcelain in the same way contains what she describes as a again. Smooth, glazed, perfect complex paradoxical element that lines of ancient lore take on a serves to break from the ceramic whole new organic character in norm. her hands. She takes clay while it is Chatary’s' work is primarily soft, tosses it in order to stretch it done in a ceramic medium. Her to a skin-like texture and then inspiration and expression differ places it into slabs that are quite a bit from the ceramic norm. allowed to stiffen before construc­ She describes her technique tion. as “subtly trying to undermine tra­ ‘There is no mechanical dition-bound beliefs about ceram­ intervention; hands and clay act in ics; for example, the idea of gestural unison, working towards ceramics as a sturdy functional beauty,” she said. Jim Clover's Heaven and Earth

Clover has other works of art By Polly Sanderson on campus, including another Aits and Entertainment Editor large sculpture, prints and a bronze cast of a mariner. “Heaven and Earth,” a mono­ Currently, Clover is using the chromatic sculpture by former human body as a canvas at GVSU art professor Jim Clover, Spectrum Tattoo in Grand Rapids. "Ice Mask” by Lorelle Otis Thomas. Photo by Roy Kranz. was not intended to make insight­ ful political or social statements. It is more a celebration of earth and sky. Literary Notes: The large public sculpture, located between Zumberge Flowers for Algernon Library and Lake Superior Hall, is set upon two square pedestals and all his life. remains an object rather than an By Dexter Peterson Aside from the doctors who environmental sculpture. It is Staff Writer seem to consider him a lab composed of line and form; it is experiment, his only real friends not an organic work. And now, for something a are Alice Kinnian, his former Tim Nowakowski, Calder little different. teacher, and a lab mouse named Gallery director, said the sculpture Flowers For Algernon is Algernon, who has undergone is light and straightforward, with­ nominally a the same treatments he has. out heavy content. science fic­ Nowakowski commented that tion tale Written as a series of Clover’s work may have been dealing journal entries, the influenced by his strong interest in with the use book offers an intrigu­ African art, as well as in nautical of science themes and aquatic forms. to trans­ ing look into the devel­ At the bottom of the sculp­ form a opment of Charlie's ture, the viewer can see forms rep­ Peterson retarded resenting waves and dune grass, young man mind... references to the Lake Michigan named Charlie Gordon into a shore. The sculpture shoots sky­ genius, a la Lawnmower Man. Written as a series of journal ward, leading up to moon shapes But there its semblance ends, as entries, the book offers an crowned by a star. it uses this situation to explore intriguing look into the develop­ The forms comprising the deeper issues. ment of Charlie’s mind as his sculpture are made of cut plate Charlie wishes for increased spelling, grammar, and vocabu­ metal welded together. intelligence at first so that he can lary increase. Clover stayed faithful to his communicate on an equal foot­ Instead of dwelling on how drawing, and an assistant con­ ing with his friends, but his the advanced techniques work, structed it. rapidly growing awareness like most sci-fi, this quiet, inti­ At first sight, the sculpture alienates him from just about mate book takes a poignant and may not seem interactive, but everyone, especially as he bittersweet look’ at how people Nowakowski noted that children begins to perceive how badly work, which is the highest form do like to climb on it. Heaven and Earth by Jim Clover. Photo by Tom Hoffmeyer. they’ve really been treating him of storytelling. Thursday, November 17, 1994 THE LANTHORN » 11 Students display talent with one-act plays Handel's Messiah to be pie couple’s life turned upside acts is Elena Garcia, a member of By Jennifer Cotton down by the husband’s illegiti­ the Student Technicians Actors performed at GVSU Staff Writer mate children. Guild for Entertainment With the Light of Day, by (S.T.A.G.E.). ed and will be sold on a first Seven student-written one- Jennifer Kules, deals with the The performances on Nov. By Wendy Galbraith come, first served basis. None act plays will be performed at the subject of AIDS. ' 18 and 19 are at 8 p.m. and the Staff Writer will be sold at the door. Louis Armstrong Theater in the • The Messiah was written in Calder Fine Arts Building this The performances on Nov. 18 and 19 are at 8 The Grand Valley Festival three sections: one for Lent, one week. Choral, GVSU Singers and the for Easter and one for Christmas. The Wait and An Incredibly p.m. and the performance on Nov. 20 starts at 2 GVSU Chamber Orchestra will The ehsembles will perform the Convoluted Murder Mystery, both p.m. Tickets are $3 for students and senior citi­ perform Handel’s Messiah Dec. Christmas portion of Messiah by Llama, feature murder and a 2 at 8 p.m. in the Louis followed by the Hallelujah monologue by a crazy woman. zens. General admission is $4. Armstrong Theatre, Calder Fine Chorus and the Grand Amen In Dave Manning’s play, Arts Center. Chorus. Monster in My Basement, an Tickets are $5 and will be “It is recreated one time just exterminator and a family fight a available on Nov. 28. Those like that, never to be recreated monster that hangs out in the fam­ The play Something I Can performance on Nov. 20 starts at wishing to attend the concert like that again,” said Ellen Pool, ily basement. Never Have, written by Darlene 2 p.m. Tickets are $3 for students must call the GVSU Music choral director. “That’s the beau­ Sugar and Spice, by Verna Bos, is about two homosexual and senior citizens. General Department at 895-3484 to ty of it.” Hill, is a tale in which God men and how one comes to terms admission is $4. reserve tickets. Tickets are limit­ decides that he is bored with with his sexual preference. S.T.A.G.E. would like to get Earth, so he changes all the salt All actors and actresses for an improv group and a dance into sugar. these plays were chosen by the troupe together next semester. For Vicky Buck is the author of student directors at general audi­ more information, call Elena Calamity Hill, the story of a yup­ tions. The producer of the one- Garcia at 336-9499. We’re looking for a Grand Valley gets a taste of Texas few stars with... Blackhawk had already brought By Jennifer Cotton the crowd to a dull roar that Staff Writer exploded as Little Texas played Smiling faces ‘ > . their first bar of music. The Fieldhouse walls vibrat­ The band played music from Outgoing personalities ed with anticipation as Little their recent album, Kick A Little, Texas entered center stage during and their previous albums, First the Nov. 8 concert. Time for Everything and Big Great work ethics From the moment Time. Along with playing such Blackhawk appeared on stage, the hits as “You and Forever and Me” crowd wouldn’t sit down. They and “My Love," the band also If you’re looking for a place to shine, were up and running all over the performed the Eagles hit aisles like outfielders on a base­ “Peaceful Easy Feeling,” which T.E. 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By Dan Moore Staff Writer playoffs in horizon The 57 point difference is The Lady Lakers volleyball By Ben Bailey also a MIFC record. team finished the season On a pos­ Sports Editor Before the Northwood per­ itive note, winning its last three formance, the Lakers were matches to finish 10-8 in the Great ’ Seniors Eric Stover, Lawan ranked fifth by the regional com Lakes Intercollegiate Conference Young and sophomore Anthony mittee, but showed what they and 19-17 overall. This positions Gary each broke bones in thier were capable of. them sixth in the GLIAC. foot over the course of the sea- • “I think we showed the Led by senior Carrie Baker son. NCAA that Grand Valley is a and sophomore Erin Whitney, the On Saturday, five more team that should be in the play­ team scored victories against things were broken. offs,” Kelly said. “We sent the Ferris State, Saginaw Valley State However, instead of bones message out that they have to and Hillsdale. being broken, these things were pay attention to Grand Valley.” At Ferris, the Lakers won the MIFC and Grand Valley records. Grand Valley converted first two sets handily, 15-10 and Sophomore Jodi Sprick attempts a kill against the Hillsdale frontline. Senior Youssef Sareni, three of the five Northwooc 15-7. After dropping the third 14- Photo by JeffKiesseL sophomore Darnell Jamison, turnovers into touchdowns in the 16, the team stormed back led by number of kills in a season with or four weekends. This team junior Spencer Calhoun, and first half. Those three scores sophomore Jodi Sprick’s 19 kills, 1,981. The previous record, held turned it up late. We could have sophomore Will Sanders all set helped establish a 35-0 Laker winning 15-5. by Carmen Bolden, was 1,803. won more matches,” Coach Joan new records in the 70-13 win lead at half-time. The team welcomed SVSU Baker also set a new record for Boand said. over Northwood. Jamison rushed for four and Hillsdale over the weekend. digs, registering 1,536, breaking Baker and Whitney were Grand Valley (8-3 overall, touchdowns to tie the MIFC After dropping the first set to the old mark of 1,021. named to the GLIAC All 8-2 in the Midwest record. Junior qaurterback SVSU, the team dominated the Saturday, the Lakers wel­ Academic team. Baker, a biomed­ Intercollegiate Football Kwame McKinnon threw four next three sets, winning 15-9,15- comed Hillsdale and sent them ical sciences major, maintained a Conference) is ranked third in touchdowns for the second week 9, and 15-10. Baker led all play­ packing in three straight sets, 15- 3.6 grade point average. Whitney the Northeast region by the in a row. ers with 24 kills and 12 digs. 7,15-7, and 15-3. earned a 3.3 gpa in physical edu­ NCAA Regional Committee, McKinnon was 9 of 14 with Baker broke the record for the “We played well the last three cation. and win continue in the playoffs. 176 yards and four touchdowns. It is the first time in Laker With 6:57 remaining in the first Divers take state title; heading to histoiy that two rushers gained quarter McKinnon hit junior more than 1,000 yards each. tight end Ryan Porte from 26 Jamison compiled 1,022 yards yards out for his first touchdown New Orleans for nationals and Calhoun ran for 1,018. It pass. McKinnon also threw two was also the sixth time the two other very well. It’s a great advan­ is out to beat us. We started out a touchdown passes to junior ran for over 100 yards in a game. By Dan Moore tage for us,” said senior Orville little slow, but we are peeking Diriki Moseand one to Sareini. Jamison ran for 188 yards on 32 Staff Writer Davis. now, and feel very confident.” Grand Valley did not let up The team had to do a little Cost for the state competition carries and four touchdowns. in the second half scoring on “Muff Divers Lose!” adjusting after a first half tie with is $75 per team. Teams that travel Calhoun ran 12 times for 112 their first possession. Jamison Now that would be a head­ the Citadel in the GVSU champi­ to the national championship must yards, respectively. rumbled 27 yards qnd into the line. “Beat the Divers” is the bat­ onship game. After getting beat pay $235 per team along with a Sareini set Grand Valley’s end-zone two and a half minutes career receptions record with his tle cry that drives most intramural on long passes up the middle, the $17 player fee. Director of intra­ into the second half. 122 catches. He also tied the flag football teams each year. team rushed three players instead mural sports Leroy Hackley has With the ball on the four- single season reception record It did not happen this year. of two shutting down the quarter- tried in the past to get funds from yard line junior quarterback with 49. Sareini had nine recep­ Three weeks ago, the Muff back scramble. the student senate, but to no avail. Nick Ceglarek kept the ball on tions in the game for 151 yards. Divers won their fifth straight IM ‘We can adjust at any The state tournament came an option and dove into the end- flag football championship at about with the help of Hackley “Youssef went from being a zone. walk-on to the all-time leading GVSU. The team of 11 is 49-0 in moment in the game. and Ferris State University Jamison ran in two more receiver in Grand Valley history. the on-campus league. We read each other very Recreational Director Eric Nickel. touchdowns from one-yard out It is a great tribute to the kid for They traveled to Central “When our teams went to the and redshirt freshman Scott well. It’s a great advan­ lis hard work,” Brain Kelly Michigan for their third state com­ national championships for the Kuderick scored the final touch­ said. petition, where they swept the tage for us. ’ first time, we found the level of down with two minutes remain­ Sanders set the MIFC competition and defeated a team competition to be very good. The ing in the game to make the final record for most PATs in a game from Eastern Michigan University southern teams played year round score 70-13. Orville Davis with 10. for the championship. Player, Mujf Divers and were excellent,” Hackley said. The championship game was “The state tournament is a played in windy and rainy condi­ Team goals coming into the good chance to showcase our abil­ Women's basketball prepares tions and the Muff Divers took season were to win the campus ities,” said Hackley. “A lot of advantage of their diverse offen­ championship and to fair better in teams now are more organized, for Grand Valley Tip-Off Classic sive game. the state tournament. In ‘91, they teams are coming out with their Sophomore Colleen Hipp The Citadel won the consola­ lost to Eastern Michigan in the own jerseys and the competition is By Ben Bailey returns to play the point guard Sports Editor tion trophy in the state tourna­ final in state competition, and in improving.” position. She led the Lakers with ment. The Maulers also repre­ last year’s final they were defeat­ This year will likely be the 79 assists and 43 steals. Hipp will sented Grand Valley in the tourna­ ed by the University of Michigan last of the Muff Divers. Half the Coach Pat Baker Grzyb is a try to hold off junior Jana Hines, ment. “This has definitely been our team will be lost to graduation, respected coach in the Great Lakes and seniors Mary Munsell and Jen The Divers may now compete best year of competition,” senior and the name will be retired. Intercollegiate Conference. She Crouse from taking the starting in New Orleans Dec. 26-27. The Erik Anderson said. “Every team has been teaching players the job away. city and national tournament is game for 16 years at Grand Valley. Hines is back with the Lakers nothing new to the Divers. They However, she should not be sur­ after a medical redshirt year, and competed in New Orleans in 1991 prised if people are saying the best is almost 100% coming off the and 1992. teacher for this year’s team will ACL injury. Munsell was named Once on opposite sides of the may be experience. Best Defensive Player by her field in high school, the Muff The Lakers return four out of teammates. Divers came together as freshman five underclassmen which were The other returning starter is when most were residents of starters last year. Two of the sophomore Louise Logdberg. Robinson Hall. Three players returning underclassmen, junior Logdberg is considered a leader have departed from the original forward Tiffany Belden (13 ppg) both on and off the court by Baker team, and former Laker player and junior center Sarah Jasman Grzyb. Corey Lake joined the team this (11.8 ppg), averaged double digits “This is not a young team year. in scoring, and were game high anymore," Baker Grzyb said. “We To say they are experienced is scorers and rebounders last sea­ went through a real maturing an understatement. Each knows son. Jasman also led the team in process last year.” the others habits, abilities, and field goal percentage (.500) and None of the newcomers to the limits. Belden led the team in blocked team are true freshmen. All are “We can adjust at any The Muff Divers stayed ahead of most of the teams they played this year and shots (31) as well as three-point transfers who could potentially moment in a game. We read each took the championship in a tough match against Citadel Photo by Dan Irving. percentage (.349). Please see BASKETBALL, p. 14 : i Miv-.^v ,.i • 4 J I « « I Thursday, November 17, 1994 THE LANTHORN • 13

the fact that the profile of a Laker notion was suggested, there was resembles a penis. agreement that it did look like a Swimmers drowned by Northern penis. McCowan finished third in that AMBIGUITY A PROBLEM I’ll admit that the Laker pro­ By Daniel Carpenter race with a time of 2:30.50. file is of classic design. Some Staff Writer Senior Tina Higel scored a The Laker icon is ambigu­ schools try to get their uniforms time of. 1:07.67, swimming the ous. When I asked others what to look like a professional team. The Lady Laker swim team backstroke in the 400 yard med they thought it looked like, the Often, teams will have symbols had a hard time keeping its head ley relay which Newsome called, responses varied. Someone said on their helmets which are above water as they were A decent time. it looked like a dolphin jumping overused. Things like paw prints swamped by Northern Michigan Junior Amy Dipman placed out of the water. A couple other and falcons are everywhere. University 205-92 at Marquette second in the 1000 yard freestyle people thought it was a whale or Grand Valley is unique. last Saturday. with a time of 11:48.22. a mushroom. One reply was “it We don’t need a mascot The always powerful Lady “We would have liked to sure doesn’t look like a Laker”. looking like a Walt Dinsey pro­ Wildcats were too much for the have been quicker. In some Sure, no one came out and duction, but maybe some work Lady Lakers according to Coach races, we just got touched out,” said it looked like the male copu- PERPLEXING PROBLEMS could be done on the Laker to Dewey Newsome. Nfewsome said of the overall per­ latory organ. However, when the make it clear for everyone to see. “Northern is very strong,” formance. In recent weeks there have What do you think? said Newsome. Of the 10 Up next for the women is a been allegations claiming the Northern swimmers who made meet vs. Hillsdale College this We here at the Lanthom feel that the public should be able to decide for the Nationals this year, 8 have Friday in Detroit The men’s University of Kentucky’s mascot themselves as to the validity of the claims, so here you go. Decide for you- returned. ‘They also have a team returns to action facing has a tongue resembling a penis. selves. Also, you must be 18 or older to look at these pictures. I thought it had to be a joke. decent core of freshmen,” Wayne State University at the I rushed home and dug Newsome added. same meet. through my stack of t-shirts to Despite the loss, Newsome Wayne State has several find the “penis-palated", chub-in­ was pleased with some of the •strong swimmers and divers cheek mascot. individual performances. returning from last years squad, I found it. Sophomore Michelle Foss according jo Newsome. Gasp. It is true. I could not placed third in the 500 yard On Saturday, the men and believe I had worn this phallus­ freestyle with a time of 5:47.08. women will travel to Findlay faced predator on my chest for so Freshman Kelly Curtis placed University in Findlay, Ohio. long. second in the 200 yard butterfly “We’ve had close meets with I can see why the school is so with a time of 2:23.13. Findlay two years in a row,” upset. In a way they are on the Sophomore Caroline Newsome said. butt-end of a joke the artist played on them. I can remember seeing some mascots which have the GRADUATE STUDIES DATABASE artist’s name hidden on it, but Psychology • Counseling • Social Work and Rtdated Studies never until now, have I seen the 1.000 t om ('iitr.ition Prngr.iiiis artist’s you-know-what on it. It 'Inn.1 ill.in I (Kill Or.idn.ilc S( hnnls must be changed. (Her TOO ( rcdcnli.illing Program' But wait, I had thrown my SOI) Professional Organizations other t-shirts on the floor in Plus: School Catalog Service search of the phallus-faced feline. Could there be a sexual organ Why spend hours researching what school has what concentration, in what area of the hidden like Waldo among the country? VC'e have all the information right here, the most extensive database available, mascots on my other shirts? and we even mail you the catalogs from the schools you choose. Oh no! Not on a Grand Information pafkets are available for students and Resource Centers. Zt Valley shirt. CAREER NETWORK ASSOCIATES I was surprised to see that 2? 10 Mt C.umel Av-mue Suite 110 • Glrnsici'. PA 19!)38 our own school has overlooked (215) b/?-7070 FAX (21b) b/6 83 Cv! C hildren's H ookzveek

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