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VOL. XV, NO. 131 an mdependent student newspaper serving not.re dame and saint mary's T!ilJRSDA Y, APRIL 23, 1981 Corby Tavern ABC renews license By Tom Koegel patron identification (including the requirement of two St•ntor Staff Reporter photo IDs from all customers), litter clean-up, the opening of new lines of communication between all The St. Joseph County Alcoholic Beverage Commis­ concerned parties, and in specific the implementation sion renewt·d Corby Tavern's liquor license yesterday. of City Councilman Lew McGann's proposal for a per­ County ABC Chairman Joseph Dcrda termed the manent forum. renewal "a chance for Corby's, as well as other taverns The forum will include members of the Northeast in the neighborhood, to straighten out the situation." Neighborhood Council, the City Attorney's office, the Mr. and Mrs. Harold Rowley, owners of Corby University of Notre Dame, a city councilman from the Tavern, read from a lt:tter to the City Attorney's office 4th District (currently McGann), and a Notre Dame Off­ outlining a five point plan intended to "improve the Campus srudent representative. general quality of life in the Northeast Neighborhood "We arc absolutely sincere about protecting our in­ for all of its citizens, students included." vestment and protecting the residents of the Northeast The ABC indicated that the degree of implementa­ neighborhood," Harold Rowley said. "We arc going to tion of tht· plan will weigh heavily in its deCision on do everything so that we can come before this board Corby's li<:ense renewal next year. Corby's must again nc::xt yt:ar in an up-beat fashion. We want to identify and appear before: the board because of the arrests of eight solve problems on an internal basis." St. Mary's women and a Corby's bartender on January According to Arthur Quigley, president of the North­ :W, 19Hl. cast Neighborhood Council, "That's just what we have A liquor lkensc is generally rcnewt·d automatically wanted for three years now." unless the tavern is charged with liquor law violations Assistant City Attorney Masters was out of town for ( or shows other irregularities on its record. the meeting, but City Attorney Richard Hiii spoke, The Rowleys agreed to the plan in a conversation emphasizing that "the city's position is not to put Tuesday with Assistant City Attorney James Masters. It anyone out of business, but to see that what needs includes efforts in the areas of greater crowd control, change is changed." Saint Mary's Duggan denies McKee tenure

By MARY AGNES CAREY quirements for tenure are divided societies in one's discipline and Satnt Mary's Execulil't' Editor into three categories. receiving honors indicative ot Category l includes publishing professional recognition in one's Saint Mary's College President _in the field of research or teaching, discipline. John M. Duggan hao; decided ro up­ presenting papers at meetings of McKee is the consulting editor hold tht· original decision to deny prolessional societies, designing of the second editon ( I 980) of tenure to Dr. Michael McKee, seminars and/or workshops for "Social Problems," a text he co- Sociology department chairman. professional meetings, holding of­ See TENURE, page 4 Duggan could have intervened ffice in national professional In the Committee on Rank and Tenure's Feb. 23 decision to deny McKee tenure, but instead notified McKee on March 26 that the com­ Student Senate meets mittee's decision would stand. Duggan had previously notified with Pace on ho,using McKee, Sociology department Hterophant Theatre features many talented performers. (Photo by fa<:ulty, and Saint Mary's Faculty By DIANE DIRKERS taurants, and other activites. Dr. Mike Tuohy.) Assembly members that a review Hofman stated the objective of so­ News Staff of the case would continue until cial improvement as "the univer­ April 20. sity making arrangements to offer McKee, who appealed the Com­ On and off campus housing attractive alternatives to drinking mittee of Rank and Tenure's problems and a lack of social space and to have places which would be Penn student regrets original decision to Duggan, is now were the main issues discussed at conducive to more responsible appealing his ca~e to a Faculty As­ last night's student senate meeting. drinking for those over 21." sembly grievance committee. The The discussion of these Problems concerning dorm life comments about Reagan grievance committee can recom­ problems was conducted in con­ were attributed to overcrowding. mend that Duggan either grant junction with the Student Affairs I A lack of social and study space, ByJOHN DANISZEWSKI day. McKee tenure or establish a dif­ division ofthe P. A. C. E. (Priorities primarily in some of the older Associated Press Writer "When the news first broke with ferent committee (other than the and Commitments for Excellence) dorms such as Morrissey and the report that Reagan had not original Committee on Rank and committee, whose membership in­ Lyons, was pointed out as chronic PHILADELPHIA (AP) bt·cn wounded, my first rea<:tion Tenure) to review McKee's ca.~e. dudes: Don Murday, student body problem. It was suggested that Dominic Manno made a mistake: wa.~. 'Too bad he missed. That's the McKee stated that he "regards president; • Tara Kenney, vice­ some of the dorms with inade­ He wished, in public, on paper, for result of sending an amateur w do the decision as unfortunate" and president; Dr. Emil Hofman, dean quate party space be allowed to the death of the president of the a professional job," Manno wrote adds that he "still very much wants of Freshman Year of Studies; and have section parties - a system United States. Now he worries that in the April 1 edition. "Then with to remain at Saint Mary's." Fr. Van Wolvlear, director of Stu­ which works well in Howard Hall, someone may l:>e wishing the same the news that he had be~:n shot, my dent Affairs. which has no party room. for him. reaction had changed to, 'I hope he The purpose of the Student Af­ Overcrowding in the dining "It's a sobering thought. There dies.'" In student evalua­ fairs I division is to "solicit from halls, particularly the north hall, arc 20 people out there that want tions, McKee bas the undergraduate student body was also brought to attention. me dead," the 23-year-old Univer­ perceptions and ideas regarding The Senate also discussed sity of Pennsylvania senior said in consistently scored student affairs." Dr. Hofman student-related services which in­ discussing the threats he has higher than the stressed that the "emphasis is on cluded the shortages of infirmary received since the appearance in Identification of problems to es­ physicians and difficulties in attain­ print of his college newspaper average rating tablish priority status, not to at­ ing job interviews at the Place­ column commenting on the assas­ Later In the column, Manno sug­ tempt to come up with solutions ment Bureau. sination attempt on President gested some people may be so at this time." The student security Reagan. frustrated with ele<:tion results On April 3, McKee wa~ to have Don Murday summarized the relationship described by Murday "You don't worry about the that they use bullets to cancel out been recommended by his depart­ priorities of the Student Senate as as students viewing " security as people who call. It's the people ballots. ment faculty members to continue -such: I. social life, 2. overcrowding more of a police force than a that don't caJI. They worry you," "A lot of people feel that way a~ department chairman for his and its effects on dorm life, 3. protection force" is also a problem he said, shaking a head framed by about the system," he concluded. third (two years each) term if he services ranging from medical to that the Senate will deal with in the curly black hair and a beard. "Including me." had received tenure. llnder the security to placement." future. In the weekly column he wrote The words seemed to pain him current decision, Saint Mary's will The topic of social life dealt A written statement specifying for The Daily Pennsylvanian, Man­ as he recalled the chain of events in employ McKee for another year. mainly with the need for a student the exact priorities the Student no ~aid he set out to portray the an interview. "It was a first reac­ According to the "Guidelines for center to supplement present Senate feels should be improved national outpouring of grief and tion. It was a gut reaction to the Evaluating Scholarly Activities," facilities at La Fortune, and also to upon will be compiled by Dr. Hof­ horror over the Reagan attack as news and it wasn't well thought distributed to each department encourage a private developer to man, who will later report to the "somewhat hypocritical" when so chairman on Sept. 12, 1979. the re- build a "campus row" of shops, res- central P. A. C. E. committee. many others suffer violence every See REGRETS, page 4 News Brie/§ Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 2 c===~======~======~ by The Observer and The Associated Press

White House press secretary james s. Brady, wounded in last month's assassination attempt on President Reagan, Protest ·stirs n~stalgia underwent surgery in Washington last night as doctors attempted to close a passage permitting air into his brain. "Everything is OK," a spokesman said. Rich Ellis, a spokesman at George Washington Uni­ Rumblings of discontent are finally being felt around versity Hospital, described the operation, which began at 7 p.m. as campus, as forces opposing Ronald Reagan as this year's "non-urgent surgery." The surgery came a few hours after doctors commencement speaker gain momentum. Students and Lynne al1ey inserted two needles into Brady's head to release air trapped inside his faculty have met to form separate committees to brain, hospital spokesman Dr. Dennis O'Leary said. O'Leary said the air protest what they feel is a compromise in the Univer­ Executive News Editor passage, from Brady's sinuses into his brain, probably was the result of sity's commitment to social concerns and ideals. the bullet which pierced his skull inthe March 30 attack on Reagan as But will these rumblings ever produce anything Insid'e Thursd the presidential party left a Washington hotel. O'Leary said the inser­ other than noise? Sadly, it appears that those who are tion of the needles amounted to a minor procedure that was not emer­ spearheading the effort lack the desire to produce tan­ front page somewhere, some rich alumnus or two is gency action. "I don't think he's in any danger," O'Leary $lid. The gible results. Their goals .are vague and undefined, and sure to see it and send an endowment or two as he hospital spokesman said, "Everything is going OK," adding that Brady they do not wish to disrupt the hallowed ceremony. bursts with pride. has "been stable throughout the whole procedure." - AP They are content, in the words of one anti-Reaganite, to Perh;1ps a monetary reward can atone for a lapse in "do some consciousness raising." Ah- the proverbial values - at least where Fr. Hesburgh and Co. is con­ buzzwords uttered by people who have a gripe and cerned. I must admit that it certainly pleases me that Attorneys for a 17-year-old youth charged in the want ~o air it without proposing a more viable al­ Reagan would humble himself to come here - almost death of a South Bend Tribune reporter have asked that his trial be ternative. as much, that is, that it amazes me that Fr. Hesburgh moved from St. joseph County, preferably to Fort Wayne. Ronald K. This group held a meeting Tuesday night, at which would humble himself to invite him. Whitehead is charged in the Dec. I 7 strangulation death of South they attempted to raise the consciousnesses of the 18 The organizers of this movement deserve a great Bend Tribune reporter Mary Collins Kretschmar, 26, who was five persons who attended. One can only wish them good amount of credit for their dedication to this venture. months pregnant at the time of her death. Whitehead appeared Tues­ luck. At Notre Dame, it seems, students want to raise They have promised to make this as painless as possible. day in Superior Court and entered a plea of innocent by reason of either books or beers - not consciousnesses. A "quiet" and "n:spectable" protest, they vow. They insanity to the charge. A hearing on the change of venue motion was All this brings to mind memories of the Notre Dame have been besiegc:d, however, by callers who threaten . set for May II. At the request of Whitehead's attorney, judge Robert L. of old. Ten years ago or so, students boycotted, peti­ them with all sorts of bodily harm. They have received Miller jr said he would appoint two psychiatrists to examine the youth tioned, protested and picketed until this campus was letters urging them to forego their plans - since the and testify at his trial. In the change of venue motion, Dennis Brennan, one of the hotter beds of discontent in the nation. The plans are not "respectable." Whitehead's attorney, said the youth cannot get a fair and impartial Vietnam War was, to be sure, a great rallying point for One must admit that it is appalling that only I 8 came trial in St. joseph County or I 0 surrounding counties because "of in­ young, concerned, Catholic students of that period and forward to protest this issue at an informal meeting. terference by the news media." The motion said "certain news media the draft loomed like a dark cloud in the futures of many What will the attrition rate be when they have to "go have continued to blast out their editions of the evidence as they would-be reformers. public?" Will those who claim to be concerned - and interpret it." Mrs. Kretschmar, 26, was stranged in the Tribune's Mish­ Today all that is changed. The average student does they are many judging from reader response along this awaka office where she was preparing to cover a school board not care who speaks at commencement or who gets an vein - ever go 0111 record in their protest? meeting. Whitehead, who worked cleaping the office for his father's honorary degree - as long as he or she gets a degree of All this apathy sttirt. a kind of nostalgia for the old days. janitorial service, called police. Whitehead, originally charged in his or her own. This apathy - inspired partly by a desire They may have been tumultuous, but people at least juvenile court but later transferred to adult court, told police he heard to maintain the status quo so late in the college career cared. At most they did something about it. the woman screaming and ran upstairs from the basement of the office and partly by a desire to uphold the eternally sacred to find a man standing over the body. He said the man fled the office graduation ceremony - is a quite insurmountable after the two struggled. Whitehead has been t held in custody since the obstacle for these 18. It is a shame that the students can night of the murder. -AP hope to accomplish little else than a protest sash worn Observer notes ______, in addition to the standard commencement regalia. And The Observer is always looking for new reporters. if the numbers do not increase, those 18 will not create If you like to wriite, visit our offices on the third floor much of a stir in a sea of thousands. of LaFortune or· in the basement of Regina Hall at says he's still suffering pain from President Reagan Concerned students recognize this uncaring attitude Saint Mary's and talk to one of our news editors. his gunshot wound March 30, and while the episode seems unreal to among their peers. Group member Will O'Brien feels They'll be glad to help you get started. this day, he wonders, too, why he wasn't attacked "27 times before." that the effort has "a lot of potential support" from stu­ The Observer sports department is voting for the In an interview yesterday, his first with reporters since the assassina­ dents. He bemoans the fact that "there's so much male and female varsity athletes ofthe year from the tion attempt outside a Washington hotel, Reagan disclosed that his working against us." The group, which is headeq by stu­ Notre Dame/S~tint Mary's community. Complete first thought when he heard the gunfire ;was "to take a look" around. dent Katie Foy, plans to combat this with a public con­ results will be printed in The Observer on Friday, But the nearest Secret Service agent, he noted "had a different idea." cert and rally on the South Quad next Wednesday to May I. The first annual Edward W. Krause Award will When he finally realized he had been wounded, he said, it was "the increase student interest. · be presented at halftime of the Blue-Gold Game. most paralyzing pain, as if someone hit me with a hammer." T~at This gung-ho attitude at the outset is commendable, ' sensation did not occur until he was in his limousine and speedmg but O'Brien says, "We just want to present our point of away from the scene, the president said. "It still seems unreal," ~e said. a a view." He does not deny the desirability of a total • • Reagan said he continued t6 suffer from what doctors htm ":as t~ld Reagan boycott, but terms it "unrealistic" and "one of the longest enduring discomforts" because of hts type of m­ • «inappropriate." This attitude is sure to undermine the j_l.lry. "It doesn't go away," he sa~Jhere is that pain." - AP Buy effectiveness of the effort. ' The struggle aside, the issue remains. It is, of course, pure hypocrisy for this socially concerned administra­ ' tion to invite the president here, give him an outlet to A group of striking union miners and independent harp on his flailing proposals, and then to give him an 0f~S€RV€R coal truckers opened fire on ·each other yesterday in eastern Kentucky honorary degree. We boycott Campbell's, Libby's and and four men were shot and wounded, authorities said. All were Nestle's because they supposedly exploit the poor, at reported hospitalized in satisfactory condition. The shootout on the home and abroad. The Hesburgh administration has of­ 27th day of a strike by the nation's I60,000 United Mine Workers ten cast aspersions on so-called tightfisted, imperialistic came as a convoy of I 0 coal trucks headed for a non-union mine that Republican policies. But, if Reagan c_an garner NO a pickets have been trying to close in Belfry, Ky. Truckers and pickets accused each other of starting the gun battle on U.S. Route II9. State troopers, who converged on the scene with riot guns, said the injured men were taken to Appalachian Regional Hospital in South William­ Fluid Fu l:anoe Rental son, Ky. It was the latest in a series of violent incidents in, eastern ~The_Ohseryer_ Kentucky, where a number of non-union truckers and coal companies Design Editor ...... Deirdre Murphy $12.00 per conoe have continued to operate despite picketing. - AP Design Assistants ...... Patty Fox Kathy Crossett Layout Staff ...... Randy Rentner includes lronspo to starling points Typesetter ...... Ron joe News Editor...... Higgins "S"dn1 ey ShOtt, " a prime-time senes· planned by NBC Copy Editors ...... Pam Degnan for broadcast in the fall, is based on a pilot movie with a gay leading Tom Melsheimer Bristol In. o1n St. Joseph River character - though the network says homosexuality never was in­ natures Layout...... Gregory Swiercz Sports Copy Editors ...... Skip Desjardin tended to be the focus of the plot. "One might presume that he is Michael Ortman (219)848-4279 (homosexual)," Irv Wilson, an NBC programming executive, said Supplement Layout ...... Michael Ortman Tuesday. "He talks in the movie about a relationship he once had with • Skip Desjardin anotlter man." Tony Randall, an Emmy winner for "The Odd Couple" Typist ...... Cindy jones Lackadaisical ...... Bruce Oakley on ABC in the mid-'70s has been cast as Shorr, has on several occasions ND Day Editor...... Megan Boyle described the character he· plays as homosexual. "When I saw the SMCDayEditor...... Mary Kay Hogan script for the movie," said Newton Dieter of the Gay Media Task Force, Ad Design ...... Woody & Fran "I was pleased to see this warm, sympathetic character, clearly gay, Photographer ...... Mike Tuohy Guest Appearances...... Bone Bourret .. A 'Poebly RemWcg shown in a positive light. When the story was developed for the series, (All kneel) his homosexuality became incidental. The issue arises nonetheless in RobSimari an atmosphere of increasing pressure on the networks from the Coali· Many Bookstore Groupies givett by tion for Better Television and similar groups concerned with sex and Seal Squad & the Gossips Yiolence on TV. The Rev. Donald Wildmon, head of the National Federation for Decency and a leader of the Coalition for Better Televi­ The Observer !USPS 598 920) 1s Ke~t SKUlk sion, said, "All we know is what we read in the papers," but added: "I published Monday through Fnday think that NBC will have a lot of trouble getting sponsors for « except dunng exam and vacat1on CluuWwqua - 2Nd fifo01t -~ .CtiFOitfwte program like that, at the full rate. I know they will." -AP penods The Observer IS published by the students of Notre Dame and Sa1nt Mary's College Subscnpt1ons may be purchased for $30 per year A,ue 21. rgs:r 7:30 ,. ($ t 5 per semester) by wntmg The Ob­ Windy with showers likely and highs in the upper 5os server, P 0 Box 0. 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The Observer Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 3 Radar planes Israel vows sale-protest tEL AVIV, Israel (AP) - Israel had urged the administration to enemies Israel has defeated In past vowed yesterday to fight the sale of postpone sending the plan to wars. American radar planes to Saudi Congress until then, hoping op­ But the AWACS planes are seen Arabia, claiming the all-seeing eyes position to the sale would abate. here a.~ a flying nightmare - mobile in the sky would place an un­ The delay enables Prime Minis­ radar stations which can scan bearable burden on Israeli defense. ter Menachem Begin to act tough every square yard of Israel and A government statement toward Reagan without risking a monitor every aerial movement expressed "profound regret and prestige blow if the deal is pushed from light airplanes to jumbo jets. unqualifit·d opposition" to the through during the election cam­ In the view of an Israeli aviation White Housc:'s decision, an­ paign. political analysts in Israel strategist, the AWACS planes nul­ nounced Tuesday, to sell five said. lify the basis of Israel's defense - Aw ACS planes to Saudi Arabia. Zippori said the sale of five fast, deva.~tating pre-emptive air Deputy Defense Minister Mor­ AWACS, Airborne Warning and strikes before Arab ground forces dechai Zippori called it "a very, Control Systems, planes, plus a~­ can rally. very unpleasant decision" which vanced gear for 62 F-1 5 jets Saudi A defense expert says that had Israel would appeal to the Reagan Arabia has on order, arc launching the Arabs possessed AWACS planes administration and to U.S. public an arms race Israel could barely af­ in 1967, Israel would not have opinion - a clear signal Israel's ford. been able to prepare its air blitz un­ combative lobby on Capitol Hill He said he believes the jcwsish observed, and the six-day_ war will try to block the sale. state could find ways to deal with would have been a lot different. If Observers saw the statement's the long-distance surveillance Israel had shot down a prying wording as a sign that, after weeks planes, but "it will plac_e a heavy AWACS plane, it would have been of debate over whether to take on burden on our security forces and accused of commiting the hostile Washington just before national we are reaching a stage where that act that stared the war, he said. elections here, the government burden is becoming too heavy to White House spokesman Larry has opted for a confrontation. bear." Speakes said in Washington that It may have been emboldened Israeli military experts do not the arms deal is intended to help by word from the White House show much worry about the fight­ counter "the Soviet threat in the that Congress' approval won't be ing capability of the Saudi army, Middle East" and has pledged the sought until after the june 30 Is­ which ha.~ only a quarter of Israel's administration remains committed Peter Walsh discusses current issues in South Africa after film raeli elections. Senate Majority manpower and less warplanes and to Israel's efense. presentation. (Photo by Mike Tuohy.) Leader Howard Baker Jr., R-Tcnn., tanks than other, more formidable Liquor license confuses Artists, matketlng majots, 01 others ••• SB police officials •• Jf you find this ad lacking 01 would like to use yout talents productively By DAVID SARPHIE man for his office was uncertain Staff Reporter whether the request had been signed. "We've been having some Authorities at both the South problems with activities out there, Apply fot Publicity Commission Bend Pollee Department and St. and I know the sheriff was reluc­ fot the coming yeat joseph County Sheriff Department tant to sign the request,"she said. expressed confusion yesterday Despite the confusion among layout petsonnel over an approval for. a liquor the two police departments, the license request needed for this chairman of the An Tostal Ex­ evening's An Tostal Beer Garden. ecutive Staff, Mitch Feikes, was op­ Advertising coordinators Although the Indiana Alchollc and timistic about the Beer Garden. He Beverage Commission has already emphasized that additional Poster & flyet distributors approved the An Tostal Commit­ security will be present for the ac­ tee's request, neither the chief of tivity. "We've hired two St. Joseph paid position pollee nor a spokesman for the police to patrol the inside, and sherift's department could verity Saint Mary's security will be on the \ that the request had been signed. outside." he said. "It will be fun but Leave name & qualifications with Sectetaty, "I haven't seen the application well-controlled." cross my desk." South Bend Pollee The Beer Garden will open at 8 2nd floot Lafortune by April 24th Chief Dan Thompson said. "In fact, p.m. tonight at Saint Mary's. Eddie I've nf'ver heard of - what do you O'Neale will provide entertain­ call it? - An Tostal. However, if ment. the activity is being held outside our jurisdiction (on the Saint Mary's campus), I'm not so sure I even have to sign it." A spokesman for the ABC ' ' disagreed. "To grant a request for a liquor license, we must have the CELEBRATE AN lOST Al WEEK WITH ci' signatures ofthe police chief of the nearest municipality, the county ' ~ 277-3611 ~... ~ sheriff, and a member of the local LOCK'S LIQUORS ABC board," she explained. "In the case of the recent request, this has already been done, and it has been Miller lite &a approved." Although the St. joseph County I case 24 cans $7.89j Sheriff wa.~ on vacation and not. ~~\1 t available for comment, a spokes- :~ ::;Kamchatka Vodka Strohs } .•.• I liter $4.69 I case · 24 cans $7.~ Psych211A ~: .Bellows Gin Budweiser changes I case · 24 cans I liter $5.19 $7.4~ An important notice to Fall Psych 21 I A PSI Students: The time Busch listed In the course schedule for i Philadelphia Blended Whiskey I case · 24 cans $7.19 t Fall (I p.m. MWF) wa.~ Incorrect. : I liter $5.77 · ' The correct time Is 9 a.m. MWF. Michelob I FREE BEER stillo Rum 24nr bottles $8. 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continued from page 1 Manno's parents at their south Philadelphia home. It was their out or rational," he said. first news of their son's column. "Later, I was surprised I ever felt "What the hell did you write?" that way. I let my hatred for Ronald asked Manno's mother, Elizabeth, Reagan the politician overwhelm when she finally got through to the my respect for the man, which paper. She was "pretty shook up" everyone deserves." by the phone calls, which her hus­ Coming so soon after the March band, Francis, described as 30 attempt on Reagan's life, the abusive: "They'd say 'Bang, bang, words set off a blas't of criticism you're dead' or 'Bang, bang, you're from readers. The fallout is still next." Two weeks after the ' raining down on him, his family column, she went into the hosptal and the university. for a day of blood pressure tests. Manno knew something was Within days, Manno and his amiss when he arrived at the editors were deluged with inter­ newspaper office the afternoon of view requests. The column was April I. condemned in Philadelphia "The phones were ringing off newspaper editorials and letters to the hook, which is unusual at that the editor. Newsweek magazine time of day," he said. "The callers reported this week that first lady would say something and then Nancy Reagan was so enraged by hang up. A lot of them were Manno's death wish for her hus­ obscene - your standard impos­ band that she asked Attorney sible anatomical suggestions." General William French Smith Then, just hours after the whether the student could be column appeared, two Secret punished. The White House has Citizens concerned about Central America met for a Panel Discussion in Haggar Hall. (Photo by Service agents appeart>d at the denied Mrs. Reagan made any re­ Mike Tuohy.) • offices of the 96-year-old, five-day­ quest for prosecution. a-week paper. They told Manno By the weekend, Manno's uncle, they were checking his back­ also named Dominic Manno, had ground and wanted to know changed to an unlisted telephone , whether he was a person who number. Manno's younger brother • . • Tenure would act out violent ideas. When was taunted for being related to "a they left, they said they'd be talking communist." to the U.S. attorney. Later, Penn president ·, Sheldon continued from page 1 scholarly subjects both on and off the department's social work "Scenes from bad prison movies Hackney issued a statement calling campus and writing reviews of ;>rogram. McKee currently serves flashed through my head," Manno Manno's ideas "abhorrent" but authored in 1975, which has been scholarly books. as a member of the Area 2 Advisory said. affirming his right to express such adopted at over 500 colleges. McKee has received 11 grants Council, State Agency on Aging Callers then began reaching opinions in a free society. McKee has also written 20 sociol­ (seven in the last four years) and and also serves on the Board of ogy articles and reviews published has written reviews of books in the Jt Directors for the Intercollegiate in 11 different publications. He has sociological field as well as Council on Aging. He has also * FOR LADIES ONLY! attended 46 professional meetings publishing the text "Social served on the Board of Directors * ( 14 in the last four years), Problems." * SMC ~ RD SERIOR RIGHT OUT1 for the Indiana Academy of Social * * presented papers 18 times ( 4 in Category 3 consists of designing S<:·ience. *Jt Direct from Hawaii and Las Vegas the last four years), has served as new programs, receiving grants McKee has participated in the *lt in their grand homecoming to Michiona .. · chairman eight times (three in the not directly relatt:d to scholarly ac­ college curriculum committee, last four years) and discussant six tivity, giving lectures in the area of Pre-Cana counseling program, times (three in the last four years) one's academic discipline for non­ alumnae phone-a-thon, campus at professional conferences in professional organizations, being ministry, urban plunge, interna­ sociology. chosen an officer and/or board tional host family work and the iFA~T Category 2 deals with engaging member of a local organization on South Bend Community School * in ongoing research, having one's the basis of expertise in one's Corporation advisory committee work cited by other scholars, academic discipline and enrolling as well as various television ap­ * receiving grants in support of in conferences, courses and semi­ pearances and speaking engage­ * scholarly activity, preparing nars in one's discipline. ments. iF/tEDDY laboratory manuals and other McKee has developed new * In college student evaluations, *... * kinds of teaching tools, attending courses for his department, has as­ McKee has consistently scored : & The Playboys! * meetings of professional societies, sisted in the hiring of new depart­ higher than the average rating * attending professional workshops, ment faculty members and has given to either a course (averaging + "ca class act of singing, comedy * giving invitational lectures on worked towards accreditation for 01" * and dance for thelodles" * of. 50 over the college average) * * instructor (averaging of .27 over ! SERIOB RIGHTS: * T!::fURSDA Y N I~HT FILM SERlE? -- college average). Both ratings are * also the highest received in the Thursday May 7 and * The Tree of the Wooden Clogs Dir. by Ermanno ! Sociology department. * Olmi (Italy) 1978 ! Thursday May 14 * Both Duggan and Horning The Golden Prize Winner at Cannes in 1978 and of the Best * refused to comment on any aspect :_pardner's Saloon • Downtown South Bend * Foreign Film Award by the New York Critics Film Circle is * a mute testimony of the inadequacy of such honors. It is, of the McKee case. * simply, a great work of art, suffused with a poetic narrative , Limited advance tickets on sale ::::::::::::::::::: :=:=::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::::::::~::: * which seems to grow from the Lombard earth in which it is set. now at River City Records featured on: * 50970 U.S. 31 Borth • Phil Donahue * Thursday, Apri/23 MUSEUM OF ART HU!lGBY? 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An Tostal continues today

By DAVID SARPHIE A variety of interesting events The championship match-up of Staff Reporter are scheduled for Frivolous Friday. the Bookstore basketball tourna­ Students interested in anything ment will take place behind the Over 60 events arc scheduled from jello tossing and mattress ACC at 2 p.m. on Serene Sunday. for the 14th annual An Tostal racing to pie eating and face The finals of the frisbee competi· celebration. The week-long spring shaving should be on the South tion. will occur during halftime of festival, which opened on Tuesday Quad tommorrow afternoon. the game. with the An Tostal Open golf Sunny Saturday begins with an Feikes was optimistic about the tournament will conclude Sunday early morning road rally. The week's activities. "Everybody's. with th~ championship game of Fourth Annual An Tostal Road Run done a real good job organizing the Bookstore Ba.'!ketball. begins at I 0 a.m. and Includes runs festivities," he said. Both Jim The An Tostal staff added four of three and six miles. The popular McDonnell and Mary O'Donnell new activities to the 1981 chariot procession and chariot (the directors of Student Activities schedule. Sixty people teed off for races begin at the mud pits at I at Notre Dame and Saint Mary's, the first annual golf tournament, p.m. The finals of the mud vol­ respectively) were very while over 600 people have leyball competition will follow im­ cooperative. I think it's going to splashed around the Rockne pool mediately. turn out real well." over the past few weeks In in­ nertube waterpolo competition. Only a select few are still alive in the Mass Assassin game, "a Man exposes himself glorified game of freeze-tag where everyone gets to be a james Bond." The Angela Athletic Facility will be to female students the scene for the first annual Talent Show tonight, which Includes the best of the many entertainers from ByJIM McCLURE According to the two women, News Staff the campuses of Notre Dame and the dispatcher who took down Saint Mary's. their description of the man and A man exposed himself to two The expense of additional his vehicle, seemed upset that they Saint Mary's students in the security forced the An Tostal com­ could not provide the license plate parking lot of Campus View Apart­ mittee to drop the carnival from number. He did not a.'ik for the ments on April I 5. this year's schedule. "There was a women's names, but told them lot of risk involved In holding the The two seniors were ·leaving someone would be sent to check carnival," said Mitch Feikes, chair­ the apartment complex in their car on the incident. man of the An Tostal Executive near the southwest entrance at ap­ Corporal ). McCullum of the Committee. "The event itself made proximately 10:30 p.m. when a South Bend Police Department money, but we lost money on the man In another vehicle pulled said that the license plate number additional security that was neces­ alongside them as if to ask for is essential to identifying an ex­ sary." directions. When the man gained hibitionist. Otherwise, McCullum I 500 CO·eX tickets will . be their attention he slowly opened said "We'd have to be right there available for today's activities at his door halfway and then closed it when it happened to be able to catch the guy." Saint Mary's. A picnic and all the after exposing himself He was McCullum added that security traditional picnic games will high­ naked except for a long-sleeved Despite the drizzles, spectators sttll came to Stepan Courts to problems at Campus View are lighttht• evening activities. For on­ brown plaid shirt. watch the dribbles. (Photo by MIke Tuohy.) usually referred to the Saint joseph ly 50 c~nts, students wlll have the The man was described a.'i a County Police since it falls within opportunity to have their friends white male in his late 30's with thrown In jail during the day's ac­ their jurisdiiction. He also pointed brown hair thinning on top, a thick out that taking down complain· tivities. l.ater in thc evening, stu· brown mustache, and small dents will pile on top of each tants' names "wouldn't be that im­ almond-shaped eyes. The vehicle portant for an exposure case." other's lap In an attempt to set a was described as a metallic-blue new world record In that event. Saint Joseph County Police were Gremlin with a white body stripe unavailable for comment. Festivities will continue into the and heavily rusted doors. night at the Beer Garden. The experience has not dimmed The women quickly left the the two women's view of off­ entrance and drove to The Com­ campus living. One of the women mons bar, 826 N.Eddy St, from said, "I still feel pretty safe out where they contacted the South here. We lock doors and windows SMCelects Bend Police Department. but that's normal for anybody." hall officers

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Editorials Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 6

Tenure avoids rea}·.a;~~"~

P.O. Box Q Students defend Fr. c;ri.ffin

Dear Editor: such an individual, but try to reach Society and the Church offer little I must admit that I could not out to this person who has a very understanding - with the Fr. Grif· believe my eyes the other day real problem and is in need of aid fins of the world as shining excep· when I read the letter to the editor and comfort. If good Christians like tions - so we must unite to share from William H. Smullen, headed Fr. Griffin and the Catholic Church the good times and the not·SO· "Fr. Griffin losing sight of duties?"! will not give such love and for· good times, to !aught and to cry, to Mr. Smullen labeled Fr. Griffin as a givenes, then who will, Mr. Smul· survive. "derelict," "offensive," "losing len? Gay Students ofNDISMC sight of the function of a priest," Dean L.jacob and as "a source of serious scan­ St. Edward's Hall dal." And for what? For trying to comfort a troubled young man Dear Editor: who has serious problems and is in In a letter in the April 16 Ob· l?quus nudity need of care and help. Instead, Mr. server, Mr. William Smullen at· Smullen proposed that Fr. Griffin tacked Fr. Robert Griffin for losing i's offensive, should have told the young man sight of what his (Fr. Griffin's) that he was committing a hideous function as a Catholic priest is. Mr. unimaginative Doonesbury Garry Trudeau sin for which he should be Smullen found it scandalous that "eternally damned." Furthermore, Fr. Griffin could hear the confes· Dear Editor: Mr. Smullen believes that alumni sion of a homosexual without The recent performance of YCA"' IA/~lL, !A/HEN NIC£ PI&Ct Y(){) and students of Notre Dame condemning the young man's life­ Equm at Washington Hall here at YOIJ G£T70 8~ MY GOT. lHAT ON& should form a "Blue Army" chapter style as "the sin whiCh brought Notre Dame featured full frontal AG&. sti!

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Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556 Editor-in-Chief...... john McGrath SMC Executtv.e Editor ...... Mary Agnes Carey .Wanaging Editor ...... Tom Jackman SMC News Editor ...... Cathy Domanico The Observer is an independent newspaper published by the students of the Executive ,Vews Editor ...... Lynne Daley Photo Editor ...... John Macor University of Notre Dame duLac and Saint Mary's College. It does not necessanly fY;ews Editor ...... Tim Vercellotti reflect the policies of the administration of either instirution. The news is reported News Editor ...... )ohn Higgins Business Manager ...... Rich Coppola as accurately and as objectively as possible. Editorials represent the opinion of a Senior Copy Editor ...... Mary Fran Callah'!_ll Controller ...... )oe Mul1lur majority of the Editorial Board. Commentaries, opinions, and letters are the views Sports Editor...... Michael Ortman Advertising Manager ...... Mark EUis of their authors. Column space is available to all members of the community, and Features Editor...... Rick Hermida Production M.anager ...... Ryan Ver Berkmoes the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters. is encouraged. Cir:culation Manager ...... Tom MacLennan Lookout for the manhole cover/ Bookstore X ® ""-'\ I \ I An Observer Sports Supplement ~'v

Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 7 Bookstore Basketball: rich in tradition, lore By GARY GRASSEY Rock in early autumn lor the month .\ports Writer of April . But Bookstore is much more. "It u•as a beautiful day for It's a chance for the non-jock to Bookstore basketball." write home to Mom and Dad with a story about the time he caught Bill At Notre Dame, any day is a Hanzlik napping and stole the hall or beautiful day for Bookstore Basket­ the crowd-pleasing prayer he hall. Not rain, nor snow, nor dark of swisheu through the nets over Kelly night - nor evt·n a manhole cover Tripucka. - has ever kept Notre Damt·'s sym­ Bookstore is where the beer­ hol of student holly competitiveness bellied warrior tries in vain to from completing its scht·dukd remember how it was in high school rounus on tht· asphalt grounus of when running up and down the Bookstore, Lyons and Stepan. court uidn't cause shortness of On a campus where games arc brt·ath and mental anguish. such an integral part of the student It is a time for professors and stu­ population's daily retinue (sonic uents, frustrated jocks and physical seven of every I 0 Notre Dame stu­ basket cases, butchers and hackers, ucnts participatt·d in varsity ath­ upsets and heartbreak, and the dis­ letics during high school), plays of body sacrifice and masoc­ The pilgrimage back to South Bend bas already begun, as Tim "Bone" Bourret confers with Hookstore Basketball has become, in hism of which legends arc made. • Bookstore Commissioner Rob Simari about the pairings for the final sixteen teams. (Photo by Mike I 0 short years of April madness, a In the end, however, Bookstore is Tuohy) · seemingly ultimate test of athletic for winners - the best mix of jocks prowess for tht• thousands of par­ and non-jocks Notre Dame can mus­ ticipants who will never have the ter. It is the great equalizer that chant·e to play hall for Gerry faust or settles arguments that four years of Digger Phelps. afternoons at the Rock never can Sweet Sixteen preview Bookstore, of course, _is also a anl'iwer. and the routs, and the rain, we arc point win, hut they have yet to be place for those who have made their By ROB SIMARI down to the last 16 teams. Tradition­ truly tested. On talen~ alone, this names wearing gold helmets anu Bookstore Basketball began 10 and SKIP DESJARDIN ally, they are known as the Sweet may he the best team in the tourna­ pads to let people know there's years ago as Jhc brainchild of Fritz Sports Writers Sixteen. Each ofthem got this far by ment, hut that doesn't always more to their makeup than cross Hoefer, a student organizer of the a different route. Some had it easy, translate into a win. holly blocks anu post patterns. spring An Tostal festivities who felt The final weekend is here... al­ but that aU has changed. NEBO'S II - An unknown, but Anu it's a place for Digger's boys Notre Dame needed a campus bas­ most. Inevitably, the cream rises to the talented ballclub that came out of a to shake and bake and strut the stuff ketball tournament to "feature the After ,all of the games, and the rain, top, and we think that's the case this weak sectional, finds itself without Irish folks rarely enjoy up close un­ and the sun, and the injuries, and the See HISTORY, page 8 year as well. There may have been its best player just when he is kss they've spent an afternoon at the crowds, and the rain, and the upsets, 384 teams at the start, but we think needed most. Glenn Packard, a high­ that these are 16 of the very best. ly touted Connecticut prep player, Here's a brief look at them all, in will he back in New Englanu attend­ That's Bookstore alphabetical order: ing a wedding. The Assassins - After a second Re-Clas..<1ified Nads - Kelly round scare (they won by just two Tripucka finally pkkt•d a team, and Sotne final thoughts on No. 10 points) this team breezed through this was it. Bo Ellis is a good bal­ the Austin Carr sectional. football lplayer, but this team needs Wdl, it's finally rime for the Sweet Sixteen. There wa~ players Vehr, Crable, and Masztak Tripucka to make a serious chal­ a time Tuesday when I thought I'd never get back to teammed up with the Bailey lenge. campus for the Jao;t few rounds. Last Thursday, I went Rob Simori brothers, Scott and Curt. It is the lat­ Return of the Nutmeggers - home to Kansas City for Ea~ter. I like to get back to the ter who enabled them to get this far. Mark and Joe Meyers have brought big city whenever I can. It gives me a chance to add a Bookstore Commissioner Chipigula 8: the Debauchers an old dynasty hack to life, sweeping few new outfits to my wardrobe. My flight to Chicago Led by Gilberto Salinas, through the Jack Lloyd sectional. on Tuesday was postponed indefinitely while the Tourney Talk Bookstore's only seven-footer, the With its graduate students, this airline searched for a replacement part for the plane. team has alternated six players in its could be the oldest team left. The time spent in the airport wasn't wasted though, romp through the Parseghian Sec­ Take this Ball... - This team up­ a~ It gave me a chance to visit with my parents. During teams have fallen from the field, one by the way of an tional. Their closest game was an set last year's sentimental favorites, the tournament, we gt·t so few chances to talk. I like to unfortunate disqualification. Some of the 16 haven't eight-point victory, and they hope to US, in a four-point battle last night. take advantage of every one. I asked them who they been tested, but that will surely end today. Each remain­ carry that momentum into the finals. Mike Frawley, a 6-'5 center leads this thought would win the tournament and they told me ing game promises to bring out the best of both teams Gimme Heu - Dave Hett and his team. that they really didn't care. involved. teammates defeated a Kevin T. B. Express - football players Finally,thc part was found and I threw on my coat The finals this year, as in the past three years, will be Hawkins-less Born to Run, despite Jim Stone. Dave Duerson, and Gregg (nicer than the ones my staff own) and got on the held behind the ACC, and we're hoping for better the fact that Born to Run made last Williamson have combined with in­ plane ... weather than we've had the last couple of years. The year's 16 without Hawkins. That terhall behemoth John Schaefer to . staff has worked hard setting up an All-Star game which overtime win, alor~g with last night's breeze through the 'Moose' Krause Wait, this column is supposed to be about the tourna­ will precede the finals. The day will prove to be a 27-25 victory over' A Touch of Class, sectional. ment, not me. It's so easy to get caught up in yourself landmark event in Bookstore history. made their road to this point one of T. P. S.- "Awesome" is the word when you're in charge of s1.1ch a successful program. Running this tournament for the last two years ha'l the toughest. to best describe this club. They havt· The tournament is down to 16 teams after 368 games definitely been a mixed blessing. Sometimes I feel like a Head Over Heels - Former var­ caused most of Stepan's bent rims and four months of planning. for the staff, the work is basketball referee - whatever I do will make someone sity walk-on basketball player and and shaking backboards. Greg Bell, over, and we can sit bat:k and enjoy things from here on unhappy, and the best thing I can hope for is to be present law student Tim Healy Mansel Carter, Stacy Toran, Duant· ln. The only way to run a tournament with 384 teams is relatively unnoticed. teams up with Bill Copeland and Dickens, and Tim Colllns. Watch. to surround yourself with the most competent staff pos­ Lately, the size ofthe tournament and the intensity of 'Tab' Baldwin for this one. They TequUa White Lightning - sible. the play have warranted a strict interpretation of cer­ defeated Scott Zettek and Steve They arc all freshmen, and they For the Jao;t three years, Bookstore Basketball hao; tain rules. As long as Bookstore remains as important as Cichy's team in a rematch from last simply dt·stroyeu a very strong been blessed with the efforts and talents of Mary Beth it is to so many people, some of the intended year to get this far. Nell's RC.M.P.'s to get here. They Sterling and Anne Fink. These girls are on the court playground atmosphere will have to be sacrificed In Hill's Angels - A returnee to the are strong outsiue shooters who through all three weeks. all the rain and cold, and all of favor of organization. 16 after dropping a 21-18 game to rarely miss. the hao;slcs. Without them, the tournament just could Hopefully, whoever runs this tournament in the eventual runners-up Strap­ W Pace- Stan Wilcox is bringing not run. future will keep its growth in ch~ck, for the benefit of pamasquon last year, this team the playgrounds of New York to Frank LaGrotta knows more about Bookstore than those involved. If it continues to grow, it may get too features a successful team concept South Bend. They have escaped anyone on this campus, and offered his advice whether big for students to run, and that's one aspect of that revolves around 6-7 Mark Davis. some close gamt·s, despite lack­ we asked for it or not. Bookstore that should never change. Jackson 5 - The jury is still out luster play. Silk needs a better This year, we brought in new staff members. Rich It has been exciting being involved with a tourna­ on whether Tracy will play, and they supporting ca~t to win it all. O'Connor helped make sure things went well at Stepan, ment in which the first round games arc played with as may need him. A tough 23-21 win WEBB's End - The men that while Bt·tsy Klug and Brian Reimer did the same at much intensity as the finals. Bookstore has an aura that last night ·proved that this team has have taken the Howaru interhall Lyons and the Bookstore, n:spectivcly. Gary Grassey touches everyone involved. Past players have written to talent, but hasn't yet jelled as a unit. team to the campus championship, and Skip Desjardin hclpt·d take some of the ad­ say that it was the most enjoyable experience of their Steve Notarro, a lightning quick now they want to accomplish the ministrative load off my sh:.mldcrs. college careers. It is that kind of feeling that makes 200 guard, is making a strong bid for same thing in the Bookstore tour­ Three weeks ago, I proclaimed this a wide-open students stand in the rain for an hour and a half to watch Bookstore honors. ney. This might be tht· year for a tournament, anu that is t'Vtn more evident now that a game. Masters of Disaster - Their team without a singl~· varsity athlete there are only 16 teams left Only two of the ranked That's Bookstore Bao;kctball. closest game this year was a nine- to take the crown. ---..------

Observer Sports Supplement - Bookstore X Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 8

W ate bing it grow lama manh<,le cover

BEHIND THE BOOKSTORE - I have been laying here for too many years to mention and I've seen plenty. I've survived hundreds of re-paving jdbs (although they tried to cover me up this last time) and I been walked Frank LaCrotta over, driven over, rained on and buried by ice and snow plenty. Sports Writer Hey, it isn't easy being a manhole cover. But once in a while it pays off. Take now, for instance, when the Bookstore Basketball Tournament is in progress. I have the best seat in the house for some of tournament. The crowd was cheering for the under­ the most exciting basketball gam.es ever played dogs (like always) but Batton took it in stride, laughed­ anywhere. Why, I even got an article written about me at his own mistakes and gave those in attendance a show in Sports Illustrated a few years ago. Even got a picture they didn't soon forget. in there (my best side, of course). Afterward, some guy said the TILCS just didn't have Anyway, I can remember when this whole thing that "killer instinct." I wanted to reach up and trip the started. Couple guys named Fritz and Vince ran around dummy! Killer instinct?!! That is not what Bookstore and set up this tournament back in 1972 and it's been Basketball is all about. And Batton knew that. getting bigger and bigger every year. And exciting? And how about that game in 1979 when The Butcher Take a game back in 1977, for instance. TILCS III was Brothers took on a Cinderella team in a blinding playing The Average White Team and it was raining. rainstorm that started at 6:00 and ended at 8:45. It was Man, if I didn't rust then I never will! The TILCS had cold and wet and dark and, man, what a game. Bruce Dave Batton and A.W.T. had Billy Paterno, and it was a Flo'wers and Dave Huffman played for the Butchers, and war. The same two teams had played the year before they managed to win it, 21-18. But a crowd of over and TILCS won that one (it rained that day too) so 1,000 braved the elements to watch the longest game in A.W.T. was out for blood. " Bookstore history. And nobody left before it was over. But Batton and John Dubanetsky put a lid (no pun Oh, and the people. Rusty Lisch, who played in five intended) on Paterno and the TILCS won their second tournaments and led his team to the final game every straight title, 21-17. There must have been 2,000 time. Tom "Old Guy" Sudkamp, a real candidate for all­ people there to watch that game. People on the time Mr. Bookstore, who led Chumps Too and Defend­ sidelines, people in the bleachers, people on the ing Chumps to consecutive titles in 1979 and 1980. Bill bookstore roof, people out the windows, people in the Hanzlik who played as a freshman and sophomore, trees... coached as a junior, then returned his senior year to Anyway, the next year they moved the finals behind play with Defending ':humps and finally win the title he the ACC which kind of upset me. But I still say the best wanted so badly. games every year take place in the octafinals and quar­ And the not-so-well-known names. Bill Sheehan, Bob terfinals and those are played here. Keenahan, Mike Meyer, Tom Pfeifer, Dave Marcel... I Some of the traffic under the boards was eliminated yesterday That same year, 1977, Jeff Carpenter's team (sorry, could go on and on. when referees began working Bookstore games, and calling things the name escapes me) played a game on my court that You know, somebody mentioned that they wanted to close. (Photo by Mike Tuohy) has to rate as the biggest show of guts in Bookstore his­ televise the finals this year. I even heard they were tory. Carpenter was coming down the court on a fast thinking of moving the games to another day to ac­ break when he ran right into a pole and broke his col­ comodate those TV turkeys. I'm glad they didn't. That larbone. But because the rules don't allow substitu­ kind of stuff is nice and prestigious, but it isn't what tions, Carp decided to keep playing rather than let his Bookstore is all about. Vince and Fritz and Bone Bourret team play four-on-five. His team lost, but he received a didn't have any of this in mihd when they started this five-minute standing ovation that brought tears to my thing 10 years ago. They probably didn't even figure it \ drainage hole. I would have applauded too but, well... would last this lorng. you understand. But it has, and even though the crowds are bigger and The next year it was Batton again when he played a the scoresheets are more "official" the spirit of team called the Irish Guards and almost lost. TILCS IV Bookstore Jives on. After all is said and done, it's still just were favored but the Guards played their hearts out. a campus tournament that gives good players and bad Leo Latz, Brian Kilbane, Paul Riehle... those guys were players and short players and tall players a chance to tough! The TILCS won, 21-18, but they had their hands lace up the Ponies play some hoops and basically get full. As it turned out, that game was a premonition of together and have a good time. things to cr because the TILCS lost to Carpenter's Which is the way it should be; should always be. team in tht And me? Hey, I'm sticking around. You never know Leo Latz (left) and Rusty Lisch will be among the many Bookstore But the s, f that game was Dave Batton and the what's gonna happen in one of these games. And I don't alumni returning this weekend. greatest disp ' sportsmanship in the history of the plan on missing a minute of it.

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Paterno's second straight loss in the continued from page 7 one varsity basketball player who could play with a maximum of two finals and Dubenetzky's second con­ football players. Also, weather con­ secutive win. style of ball which is characteristic Dubenetzky, a member of 31 Club of games here." ditions would never again force a Bookstore game indoors. III in 1975, made it three years in a row with a champion in 1977 as Vince Meconi was the first tourna­ In 1973, Meconi's tournament ment commissioner in 1972 when TILCS IV edged Paterno's Average grew to 105 teams and the use of the White Team, 23-21 for the second 53 teams ( 21 5 ballplayers) in­ Stepan and Lyons _courts became-a time. Joe Montana of "Comeback augurated what was dubbed must. "Bookstore Hysteria" - a tribute to Kid" fame hit six buckets for TILCS The 31 Club, led by former Irish Hoosiers and assorted basketball in the finale, and Batton won his quarterback Tom Clements and fanatics alike. second MVP award. Tom Sudkamp, Rockne Memorial star Mike an associate professor of mathe­ The '72 champions were called "Hondo" Bonifer, won its first of two matics, led Chumps to the semifinals "The Family." Digger Phelps Bookstore crowns in 1973 amidst and earned the Mr. Bookstore products John Shumate, Gary cold and darkness and a standing award. Over a four-year span, Brokaw, Pete Crotty, lllld Dwight room only crowd behind the Batton-led teams were 27-2, includ­ Clay teamed with Ara Parseghian 'Athletic and Publication Center.' ing the 22-game unbeaten streak by quarterback Cliff Brown to form, Co-winners of Mr. Bookstore were TILCS III through V. without a doubt, a family which was twin brothers Peter and Paul In 1978, Bookstore became a the greatest team in Bookstore his­ Clemens of the runnerup Marksmen. nationally-renowned spectacle as tory. Rain during the semifinal By 1976, the rules had not the roving eye of Sports Illustrated round pushed the final game into the changed much. There was still no graced the tourney with a four-page Rockne Memorial where Shumate & substituting allowed, Tom Clements spread in its May 15 Kentucky Derby Co., before 500 fans, defeated Hawks had graduated, thus retiring the 31 issue, authored by Rick Telander. and Geese, 21-12. Hatchet awards Club (appropriately known as "the TILCS V went down to defeat in the for physical play and the Mr. UCLA of Bookstore Basketball"), and semifinals, paving the way for Jeff Bookstore moniker - in recogni­ a new commissioner, Tim "Bone" Carpenter and Rusty Lisch of Leo's tion of the contributions of the finest Bourret, had, in his second April Last to the championship. Chumps non-jock in the tournament - were campaign, expanded the field to 256 Too was the_ runnerup, with "Suds" presented. teams - "a perfect number," Bone Sudkamp receiving the MVP award. said. Hardcourt star Dave Batton, the Digger Phelps 'discovered' future Rule changes were swift. To give eventual '76 MVP, and footballer varsity basketball walk-on Kevin students an incentive to play (i.e. a John Dubenetzky led TILCS III to a Hawkins, a first-team all-Bookstore better chance to win), teams were 22-20 championship game victory player in this tournament. A crowd forbidden to have more than three over hoopster Bill Paterno's Average Dwight "The Iceman" Clay ( 15), a member of The Family football players, or no more than White Team_ in a downpour. It was See HISTORY, page 9 (Bookstore's first champ), will play iin Sunday's al!-sta:r game. Observer Sports Supplement - Bookstore X Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 9

Family, Chumps Al·l-Stars return By SKIP DESJARDIN basically will constitute a reunion of Sports Writer "The Chumps," winners of the last two championships. "Without question, this will be Bill Hanzlik, now a starter for the Bookstore's finest hour." NBA's Seattle Supersonics, and a for· Rob Simari is obviously excited mer co-captain of the Irish basket· about this weekend. So arc Frank hall team, will lead the club. He will l.aGrotta, Mary Beth Sterling, and he joined by Rusty Lisch, the ony Anne Fink. man to play in five consecutive These people devote more time Bookstore championship games, to the Bookstore Baskt·tball each and now a quarterback with the St. spring than most Notre Dame and Louis Cardinals. Saint Mary's students do to their The man generally acclaimed as studies. the personification of "The Spirit of For three weeks, the four, along Bookstore," Tom Sudkamp, will also with assistants Betsy Klug, Brian play. 'Suds' won virtually every Reimer, and Gary Grasscy, spend honor that can be bestowed upon roughly five to seven hours a day, Bookstore players during his career. seven days a week, making sure the The former math instructor left games run on time, the correct Notre Dame last fall to pursue a scores an· rcportt·d and printed in career in engineering. The Obn'1Ver, and everything The other members of the second proceeds as intended. all-star squad were also p~ of the Saturday and Sunday, all that work Chumps dynasty. Dave Marcel was will he rewarded. It is not an ex· an original member, and Dan Short agnation to say that there has never proved to be the glue that held bt•cn another day in Bookstore like Defending Chumps together in their there will he Sunday. drive for the 1980 Championship. In the spring of 1972, Fritz Hoefer Coaching the two teams will be Bil(y Hanzlik shows the form that brought his team, The Chumps, consecutive Bookstore champion­ and Vince Mcconi founded the the four Bookstore Commissioners. ships, and will bring the Seattle Supersonic starter back for this weekend's All-Star game. tournament. When the dust settled, Meconi and Bourret will share the Dwight Clay, Gary Brokaw, John duties of guiding the Brokaw-Clay Shumate, Pete Crotty, and Cliff team from Bookstore's infancy, Brown walked away with the cham· while Latz and Simari will try to lead pioship trophies. the younger players to a win. In the spring of 1980, Bill Hanzlik, There are other festivities • • • History Rusty Lisch, Tom Sudkamp, Chris planned as well. Hoefer, the man Mullcnkamp, and Dan Short took who founded it all, and Bourret, the three Bookstore tournaments have fers of a cable television debut in home the hardwart·. man who made it what it is today, continued from page 8 seen only senior varsity ba'iketball 1981, Bookstore Basketball seems to In between, Tim 'Bone' Bourret have never met. For the first time, all players on the court, opening the have established some traditions got the tournament featured in four Bookstore Commissioners will hovering over the 3,000 mark for way for varsity football players like that will never be broken, even for Sports Illustrated, and expanded the be in the same place at the same the '78 finals which threatened to Pete Holohan, Greg Knafelc and the sake of the almighty dollar. The field to 256 teams. Jeff Carpenter time. They will use the occasion to cave in the roof of the Bookstore Mike Courey of Strappama'iquon spirit of games at Notre Dame is battled Dave Batton, seperating a decide on and proclaim an" All· Time forced the tournament administra· and the Combat Wombats to show more alive today than ever before shoulder in the process. Leo Latz Bookstore Team." tion to move the last two rounds he· their skills, as in last year's competi· and Bookstore Basketball is probab­ took over administration of the "Bookstore really has become big· hind the ACC for future years. tion. ly to •thank or blame for that, tournament, and saw Lisch lead his ger than all of us," say~ Simari. "I am Alas, even the student streetball Rusty Lisch and Tom Sudkamp led depending on one's point of view. team to five consecutive champion· just glad we are going to get a tournament at Notre Dame became two versions of Chumps to But where else could a young man ship games. Rob Simari took on the chance to gather all of these people embroiled in an NCAA controversy. Bookstore championships in 1979 fulfill his dreams of playing ball in Commissioner's mantle, and he ex· together. An event like the lOth edi· The powers that be in Shawnee Mis· and 1980, and a group of non-jocks the big time? Where else could a kid panded tht· field to 384 teams. lion of Bookstore deserves a sion, Kan., decided, after an inquiry from Howard Hall known as Later run through the rain and cold, diving Sunday, most of those people will celebration. by Providence College Athletic WEBB, Much Later WEBB, and final· for the elusive basketball on pave· return to Notre Dame to celebrate Bourret, currently the assistant Director Dave Gavitt, whose school ly, WEBB's End have put together a ment? the I Oth t·dition of Bookstore. For sports information director at Clem· was seeking to start a Bookstore-like stylish brand ofteam ball and turned Where else could over I ,000 the first time since the inception of son, arrived last night to see the final tournament of its own, that varsity out a winning fivesome. The 1980 people turn out and see a 45-year­ the tournament, an All-Star game 32 teams play. He sums up the basketball players with remaining Mr. Bookstore award went to Much old football coach go 1-for-18 and will he played, which will feature feeling of Bookstore when he says, "I college eligibility could not play in Later WEBB's Bob Keenahan. feel like they'd seen something spe­ some ofthc higgt•st names in the his· wouldn't miss this for the world. the Rhode Island campus tourney or The tournament expanded in cial? tory of this roundball classic. Why do you think I flew all the way the Notre Dame affair. Bookstore 1979 to 320 teams thanks to com· Where else could a whole campus One team will feature the stars of up here? It's the same thing that commissioner Leo Latz made his puter whizz Bill Marquard's schedul­ turn a simple basketball tournament the early years oft he tournament, in brings Vince Meconi from New Jer· protests known to the NCAA and in ing format. In 1980, Latz' heir Rob into a month-long spectacle? what some have called almost the sey and Billy Hanzlik from Seattle. the 'Scorecard' section of a 1979 Simari built the field to 384 teams Only at Notre Dame? Dark Ages of basketball at Notre Bookstore is special, it typifies the issue of Sports Illustrated, but to no and nearly 2,000 players, which is No way. Dame. idea of Notre Dame, and no amount avail. where the tourney stands today. Only in Bookstore Ba-;kctball. For the first time since the 1974 of miles can change that." Including this spring, the past Having spurned the monetary of· It's bigger than you think. scao;on when they teamed up to help break UCI.A's phenomenal 88-game winning strt·ak, Gary Brokaw and Dwight Clay will play in the same bat·kcourt. Meconi remem~ers beginnings Brokaw, whose 17.3 point-per· game scoring average made him one Editor's Note: The following was delivered by courrler to The Ob· of Digger Phelps' first All-Americans, server last night. It is a collection of musings by Vince Meconi, the The top Cinderella team of all time may have been lieU's Hoops, went on to play in the NBA with Mil· first commissioner of Bookstore Basketball. Remember that Vince which made it to the Final Four in 1974 before losing to the eventual waukee and Cleveland after leaving hasn't been around for a Jew years, but then some things never champions, The Ducks, 21·18. The team consisted of five players from Notre Dame. He wa-; recently named change. Cavanaugh, none of them varsity athletes. In fact, none were even full-time assisstant basketball coach interhall stars. Six-foot-three Greg Garcia, 6-0 Mark l.ammt•rt, 5·1 0 at his alma mater. Clay, whose jump The best individual performance I ever saw wa'> that of Tom Cle­ Kevin Ford, 5·9 Tom Buffamante and 5-9 Jim Byrnes, pulled off six shot from the right corner with 29 ments in the 1975 quarter-, semi·, and finals as he led 31 Club Ill to the straight upsets of taller, heavier teams to get to the semi-finals. In· seconds on the clock to heat the championship. Despite poor weather, including hurricane warnings, eluded in that string were two wins over teams led by 6-8 and 6·9 Bruins In the 71· 70 thriller earned and gathering darkness, Clements put on a show with his long-range varsity basketball players (one a 26-24 overtime affair) and one win him the nickname "The Iceman," ( 18 feet plus) shooting and all-around play. The spectators knew Cle· over a defending Final Four team. wa<; captain of the 1975 Irish team. ments had turned down a North Carolina basketball scholarship for Tentatively joining them on one his Notre Dame football career, and there were no skeptics left when In all the games I saw played on that Bookstore court, the most squad will he Fr. Edward "Monk" the tournament was over. famous manhole cover in sports history never interfered with play Malloy, the only man to have played once. in all I 0 editions of Bookstore, and In 1972, the eventual champion and heavily favored Family Kevin Hawkins, whose tournament (featuring basketball stars Shumate, Brokaw, Clay and Crotty) was The worst team ever might have been a 1974 team called the Lol· performance as a freshman losing 10·3 to the Anvil Chorus, a less talented but more physical lipop Guild. With nobody on their team over 5·4, they lost their first impressed Phelps so much that the quintet featuring gridders Bill Etter, Fred Swendsen, and Jeff Cowin. game 21·2, after which their coach told them, "If you guys only had to Irish coach offerred Hawkins a place Cowin, the first G9lden Hatchet Award winner, played Dennis Awtrey hit the backboard to score, you'd still lose by 10." on Notre Dame's varsity basketball to Shumate's Kareem-AbdulJabbar. Cowin's combination of offensive squad. ~prayers and bludgeon defense got Shumate so frustrated that he We scheduled the first day's games in 1972 only 15 minutes apart, The fifth member of the team will threatened to walk off the court. Brokaw convinced him that wasn't but then, what did we kl)ow? We got further and further behind he Fritz Hoefer, "The Father of the answer, and Shumate started hauling down every rebound until schedule until the sun went down with one game still to he played. So Bookstore". Hoefer founded the The Family won, 21·18. After one picture-perfect driving bank shot, we played it, in total darkness and a pouring rain. tournament with Vince Meconi in Shumate ran down the sideline slapping palms with 25 spectators in a 1972 in order to give students a row (the "high five" not yet having been invented). I don't think, in retrospect, that Fritz Hoefer, or I, or the 10 players chance to play pick-up games in that first game at 4 p.m., Monday, April 17, 1972, behind the against the varsity athletes. The most fustrating thing about the early tournaments was the lack Bookstore expected that Bookstore Basketball would, in I 0 years, However, an ankle injury prevented ofObsen,er coverage. We'd have I ,000 players participating in a nine· develop into a 384-team marathon with a special arena behind the Hoefer, a senior at the time, from day tournament and 2,000 fans watching the Final Four and we'd get ACC, and media coverage in The Obseroer, the South Bend Tribune, ever playing in a Bookstore game. two paragraphs. Meanwhile The Observer was writing a half-page ar· the ChicaoSun-Times,Sports Illustrated, ESPN and others. But Isn't It Membt·rs of tht· opposing squad tide on some golfer. Give me a break! the greatest?

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Features Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 11 No bucks, no yuks Contract talks betweenTbe Ob­ they (the cartoons) were funny." Dumb Captions Under Photographs server management and the United said Molinelli (the jerk). (T.S.O.T.G.W.P.D.C.U.P.) and the Network of Independent Car­ Editor-in-Chief John McGrath Fraternal Union of Computer Tech- toonists broke down over the Easter came out from under his desk to , nicians have- also gone on strike. Jeff t_!NfA\R\ break. The United Network of Inde­ state,"7'be Obseroer has no intention MacNelly and Gary Trudeau are not pendent Cartoonists ( U.N.I.C.) of demeaning itself by negotiating members of U.N.I.C. but of the began to picket immediately. with a pair of third rate cartoonists. Secular Cartoon Artist Brotherhood ~bscrvc-r The only members ofU.N.I.C., Pat Besides, they're no funnier than a and therefore their cartoons will ap­ ___ , N'.. c "the Rank" Byrnes and Michael Pinto in a demolition derby." pear in 1'be Obseroer. The other \tJ?. \ ,) "File" Molinelli, blame the strike on Byrnes and Molinelli spokesman for U.N.I.C. said, 1'be Observer's insensitivity to the responded,"Oh yeah?" "They're SCABs." U.N.\.C. needs of the cartoon staff. Among Despite claims by 1'be Obseroer The cartoonists believe that most the cartoonist's needs are: the in­ ')r_·. that normal oper~tions of the paper of their support comes from the stu­ T stitution of a cartoonist lounge, a have been proceeding unhampered, dent body. "As soon as the students masseuse, a comprehensive pension U.N.I.C. claims its force is being are tired of reading nothing but per­ G,A.G plan and priority use of1'be Obseroer felt."1'be Obseroer thinks U.N.I.C. is sonals and doing the crossword van. U.N.I.C. Is also concerned with powerless, but we intend to raise puzzle, they'll storm 1'be Obseroer their professional status. our voices even higher to show offices, set fire to the equipment, "Cartoonists at Tbe Observer them we can remain hard on the throw the reporters out the win­ seemed to be automatically rated on issues, "said a spokesman for U.N.I.C. dows and sacrifice the editorial the lowest of journalistic castes," Brother Unions have joined board," said Molinelli,"or maybe said Byrnes, "and it is this son of U.N.I.C. in their struggle. The Union they'll just forget about it and go to caste rating that U.N.I.C. is opposed of Check Cashers (U.C.C.), Typists class." to." Who Imbibe Tirelessly (T.W.I.T.), In addition, cartoon content De Union of National Pat Byrnes was not availible for surfaced a-; a major issue. "Then they Groundskeepers (D.U.N.G.), The further comment as he was in a dark Pat Byrnes (left) and Michael Molinelly (remaining) are holding ( 1'be Obsen~er) had the gall to ao;k us corner doing something terribly signs as pictured above. (pboto by jobn Macor). (the cartoonists) to make sure that Society Of Those Guys Who Put proletariat.

'Moving Pictures' slows • • • Can God really

• • • as musicianship glows be that lonely?

here are as many different conceptions of God as there are t would be: easy to dismiss Moving Pictures, Rush's Tpersons in this world. To some, God is a benefactor; to I eighth album, for a variety of reasons. First and others, a judge. But for many, God is a friend, like the student foremost arc the pretentious and downright stupid who always listens to our problems and to whom we turn for lyrics of drummer Neil Peart, who, despite presenting a comfort and inspiration. few good phrao;cs and ideas per album, can't overcome the self-important cosmic drivel syndrome so many an­ A student fails three courses and is asked to leave the Univer­ rock groups f.&llinto. (An example: "An ounce of per­ sity. As she looks up from reading her final letter from the Dean ception/ A pound of obscure/Process information/At of the College of Arts and Letters, she feels the loneliness of half speed.") People like Becker and Fagan (of Steely academic failure. To alleviate her anxiety, she seeks the com­ Dan) can bt· cryptic yet witty and intelligent, while fort of her best friend, to whom she relates her fears and hopes. Peart is almost always merely cryptic. Another student is lonely because he realizes that a relation­ Second on the annoyance potential meter, is the ship in which he has exposed his innermost feelings is coming voice of bassist/keyboardist/vocalist Gcddy Lee. While to an end. Depressed, he asks a guidance counselor to give him both distinctive and interesting, his high-pitched a new perspective on life. whining can become very grating after more than 20 Both of these students must now accept new insights into minutes. Whilt- at times Lee's performances border on their situations in order to fill their newfound emptiness. They powerful, he doesn't have the vocal range to maintain interest through all eight of the LP's songs. call upon God in some form or another to guide them. Thus, a Finally, tht·re is Rush's annual attempt to make an I !­ being who is capable of suffering the same pain as each of these minute epic out of a four-minute idea This time it's students comes alive. "The Camera Eye," a rather dull-witted, meandering ex­ My greatest difficulty in accepting this interpretation of God amination of light and shade in New York and London rests in the belief that we cannot positively determine any of (admittedly an original idea) which is quite creative in His qualities. We usually seem to appreciate only a limited parts, but overall, falls Oat on its face. At least it's an number of his characteristics while disregarding His other Improvement o~cr "Natural Science," the abominable qualities. epic which was the only weak effort on last year's out­ bass line make this song the LP's best. Even the lyrics Modern man summarily categorizes God according to per­ standingPermanant Waves. hold up, as Peart tells a story Instead of simply moraliz­ I'd like to write Rush off this easily, but it isn't pos­ ceived and unperceived forms - the visible God we witness in ing, as he is wont to do. the lives of others, and the unseen God we invoke through sible. From their origins as Canada's best ted Zeppelin One of the most exciting cuts is the instrumental prayer. Many times we see God as somehow sacrificing His clones, this group has not only improved its always­ "YYZ," which shows guitarist Lifcson at his finest, run­ omnipotence and omniscience in order to successfully reveal tight musicianship, but hao; also dramatically remodeled ning a stylistic range from his trademark churning, Its sound, forging its own niche as one of the few art­ straight-ahead guitar and on-the-fringe progressive vir­ Himself trn us. rock band-; with guts. tuosity to delicate, Spanish-style acoustic playing. Not Some ro\:1 obligated to rationalize God's seemingly pluralis­ Despite Rush's history of disfavor among rock critics, only does he fare well in each vein, but somehow he tic nature by balancing 'separate' qualities against each other. no one has ever disputed their top-flight musicianship. fuSI '11 into an integrated, workable whole. As soon as God assumes a certain degree of humanity, he loses a With better arrangements In the past two years, their .•ght" and "Tom Sawyer" are conventional proportional degree of divinity. And so, God only suffers in our playing hao; improved. Bands along the fringes of art­ .aaterial, but are strengthened by arrangements predicament by casting off his heavenly garb and assuming progres.o;ivc-heavy metal music (e.g., Yes, Kansas, and .:h free Lifeson from having to spew out power pants and a shirt. Genesis) sometimes tend toward excesses in composi­ .tords and keep Peart's outstanding drumming from But must God decide between human and divine? Is He not tion, arrangement, and ego gratification; at times I being buried in the mix. P.eart handles a variety of styles the culmination of both ideals? Does God not 'experience' all their career Rush has virtually smothered itself in tl> impeccably, and sounds more like Bill Bruford than things simultaneously? Is the God of power and might some­ excesses. Bruford himself. As they have decrea~ed the frequency of those ex­ Synthesizers have been much more prominent in how not the same being who is somehow within each one of cesses, Rush's music has become fresher and more con­ recent Rush LP's (one reason why Lifeson has been able us? sistent. Lee and guitarist Alex Ufeson are greatly to show himself as a superb guitarist). At the same time, Even as we individually conceive of God, we should realize underrated a"i songwriters. They seem to have matured they have had the sense not to overuse these most that our understanding of life (ests on our responses to others. In their composing by tightening their songs to all but misused pieces of equipment in rock. Lee uses \v e recognize the need for agreement, the real sense of sharing. eliminate the aimless doodling which has plagued prior electronics to great advan'tage on "Witch Hunt," an In QUr conception of God, we must come to an understanding records without losing the free and intricate group eerie, haunting, and utterly absorbing work, and "Vital of"Ow we, as believing Christians, should approach Him. work which sets them far above the average power trio. Signs," which, despite some of the finest music on the God shnnld not he limited to playing the role of a being who record, is undermined by unbelievably inane lyrics In the past, Lifeson and Lee often overused power­ rests on .:ach of our· shoulders" waiting to satisfy our every chording to guard against shallow sound (which all about improving the morale of men-machines. • ..-lulu. uod is God for all men; he relates to both the individual thrce-man groups must fear). But as their confidence Moving Pictures is better than any other Rush effort, and to the group. has grown, their songs have become more intricate and some of which arc very good in their own right. Al­ tao;teful - and more listenable. They are not afraid to though they still have obvious flaws, the band is begin­ A properly focused conception of God is not one of separate experiment; witness "Red Barchetta," which bubbles ning to get them under control; as a result, the futore and distinct beings who are somehow glued together, but that over with hooks and is an enjoyable change of pace, looks even brighter. These guys seem to grow more in­ of a united being who diversely affects each one of us. For in although too complex to be a hit single. Lee's luscious telligent and accomplished with each release. I must whatever way we strive to see God as meaningful in our lives, synthesizers and low-key vocals over his bedrock-firm give this album an enthusiastic endorsement. he still remains the incomprehensible truth. Tom Krueger Paul McGinn I~ J I The ObserYer==---===c-=-= ' '~ - I ~ «:)cJlC3L~======T=h=u=rs=d=~=·A=p=r=il=2=3=,1=9=8=1==~=a=g=e==12 ~ Campus Molarity Michael Molinelli I I r---7FO~R~TH~E~R~EM~AI~N~D~ER~O~f~------~------­ I • 12-1 p.m. - umoc voting at Iafortune. THE CARTOONIST STRIKE , •I: 15 p.m. lecture: MANAGEMENT WILL FILL IN ! "managing as a performing art," david maxwell, stanford univer­ sity, 119 haggar, sponsored by 1-"'\o'// - I ., _...... I the psychology department. : /11 I •4 p.m. -lecture: "radical ions I' I nf retinyl polyenes/' dr. p.k. das, I I n d colflference room, rad lab. r - I •4: 15 p.m. lecture: I "problems in the automotive I industry," joseph godfrey, for­ I rper v.p. general motors, hayes­ I healy auditorium, sponsored by the finance department. I •4:30-6:30 - umoc voting at I dining halls. I •7 p.m. mock court: ~ memorial library lounge, I sponsored by the departments I of philosophy, theology, army I rotc and the law schooL I •7 p.m. - 12 p.m. - film: "three I I stooges, daffy duck film fes­ (~ , tival," admission S.50, 0 sponsored by the K of C. •7:30 p.m. -lecture: "women I in the military, issues and problems," dr. lois detleur, uni­ I versity of chicago, 278 galvin science, sponsored by the I department of sociol­ I ogy/anthropology. ' •7:30 p.m. - film: "the tree of I the wooden clogs," sponsored ' by the department of com­ munications & theater. •8 p.m. - lecture: "inflation & world disorder in the 1980s," professor dudley seers, 356 ACROSS 30 Milton's 55 Aphrodite's 28 Pluvial 1 Tattletale rebel son 29 Common fitzpatrick, sponsored by the I· 5 Key letter angel 57 Liven (up) contraction department of economics. 1 The Dai~y Crossword 9 Chick-pea 31 Facility 58 Tremulous 31 Jugwlth •8 p.m. - lecture: "politics in 13 So.Amer. 32 "-It tree a spout central america," profs. capital Isn't So" 59 Peak 32 Feature denisard alvis, michael francis, 14 Gyves 35 Be quixotic 80 Metric of some 16 List 39 Taken In measures skirts gilbert Ioescher, denis goulet, 17 Despot 40 Forwarded 61 Spreads hay 33 Mexican 117 haggar. 18 Indicate 41 Cooling 62 "Of-1 dog •8 p.m. - concert: michael 19 Without 42 Cautlou1s Sing" 34 Rlverto bjelica, classical guitar, little doing 44 Motor p11rt the North theater, smc. anything 45 Canadian DOWN Sea 20 "Wind of -" physician 1 Sandwich 38 Relative 23 Bona- 47 Sacred letters of17A 24 Cars bull 2 Catalogue 37 Repeated 25 Rollswlt!J 48 Wouk w1t»rk 3 Asian Nana design holes 53 Blacken 4 Establish· 38 Allhetup Beaux Arts Ball 28 Geological 54 Before sis mentno-no 42 Office faults or surgeon 5 People workers 6 Irregularly 43 Useanax Saturday notched 44 Cutlery Wednesday's Solution 7 Hop-! 45 World or On Saturday, April 25, the stu­ 8 -ofCieves wise TARAIHERD p L A T S 9 Mill. dents of the Department of Ar­ A P E R 0 V I D R E IN E E 46 Stock unit chitecture present the annual spring TIDALWAVE E A T E N products 47 -asa Beaux Arts Ball. The theme of this A N D E L D E R A N E N'T 10 Roundup beet 11 Heavens 49 Fltone spring's costume extravaganza is ,.... TRE~-M T- AIME.DREAMB '0 A T :s carrier within "Making Movies." The ball, which is S N D R T-T E A L U I~ 12 Spring another open to every person on campus, sw IM WITHTHE •oT I D E month 50 Cat's-paw will be held in the Architecture E A R• IRA E-S AM 0 A 15 Shelled 51 Wordwlth Building lobby, with the festivities T R E A D M I L L s• P E R T 21 Cather angel or -I DA-A T E commencing at 9:00p.m. , e• , 22 Litchi, duke A G I R L s p U R N. A ••W IE e.g. 52 European The history of the Beaux Arts Ball F R D M E T I D E S 0 V E IR 25 Balneation capital goes back to the 18th century in T I T E R D N E S NID R A s p AN S WIE D S • AN E T 28 Solo 53 Audltman France. With the establishment of • 27- the lily 58 Notice ©1981 by Chicago Tribune-N.Y. News Synd. Inc. 5/22/81 the school known as the Ecole de All Rights Reserved Beaux Arts in Paris, the tradition of having an annual costume ball was bq;un. Notre Dame's Beaux Arts has had a long tradition, with the Ball achieving a radical image during the • late 1960's. Even wht:n the "arkies" travel to Rome during their junior year, the Ball also comes. Some of the recent themes have been "Woodstock," "Star Lore & other Galatic Funk," "Leftovers," "Underworlds,'' and "Squeeze." The music for this spring's event will be provided by Plan 9 from Welcome to An Tosta/1981, an ilpHt ... Crucee Race ....:::II~IJ Chicago, formerly the Rockafellers. ND-SMC production of spring Here's your cbanc·e to send your The Beaux Arts Committee has welcoming festivities. Come join favorite person swimming. Races start at 4 p.m. on Lake Marion, secreted a case of good beer and two in lbts spirit-fre, celebratirh. 'jg away those academic blues! SMC. Advance regil>tration man­ tickets to Saturday's costume ball of Gallic origin. A 1: 1 1i ~· (est Visit the senior bar starting on datory. some>;Vhere on the Notre Dame awaitsye... wicked Wednesday, continuing tbru Saturday. Come join the Thursday fun tJt campus. Follow these clues and you Parlier.~ beware.' rbe An 1iostal Weekfmcg f»acb SMC starting with outdoor dining ~ '· ~hall not want of thirst or tickets. and plenty of fun picnic games. committee brings you the 2nd an- The theme for-the ball is Making During An Tostal, the Om­ . nual Beer Garden - A last chance Movies and will be held in the Ar­ budsman will be answering ques­ Tar bottom string band (a lively tions about event times Irish group) will be performing to get your spring ya-yas out and chitecture Building Saturday at 8 for your listening pleasur·e. dancin' about. Eddie O'Neale will p.m. places... Call OBUD at 6283. ' Limited coex tickts, available provide the music, we'll provide Beaux Arts Ball: Making Mm•i.-s 1\,:a.. Soee Come one come all. .. Test your the beer and soft drinks. from An Tostal ball rep. Take I: From where do we Rome? U\II4JOj cycling expertise in the An Tostal Look to The Observer again It's all on file. Show someone you care with a Bike Race. Race starts in front of tomorrow for more An Tostal Take 2: Make Believe Worlds in bit o' the Irish twist. Sign up for .LeMans Hall at 5 p.m. Questions .. UJPdates. Let yourself go ... An Tostal Make Believe Places. either seroice at the dining balls. call Bill at 8537. 1981. ' .

------~~------The Observer Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 13 On diamond Irish chase records

By TIM LARKIN Yet, it appears that Bartish's 31, and Valenzuela is just behind Sports Wrlf(>r record will be short lived. With with 29. The record of their roughly two-thirds of the season teammate Mike Jamieson of 36 from A~ the old saying goes, records arc completed, Jim Montagano is last seaon is in jeopard t y. madt· to be 'broken, and tht· 19H I leading the Irish with a .433 clip. When asked if he was aware of this Notre Dame baseball team can attest The single season batting average record setting performance by his to that. By the close of this year's isn't the only record which Mon­ players, coach Larry Gallo says, "I l·ampaign. as many as dgth in­ tagano might erase. His 39 base hits knew we were hitting the ball good, dividual records could be brokt·n. leads the team and is only nine hits and I'm not surprised. But we Wht·n thinking of baseball short from the record set by Rich haven't been satisfied with the records, the batting avt·ragt· is one of Gonski in 1963. season." tht· most pronounced. George Brett Indicative of the outstanding of­ Like any coach would, Gallo had the entire country's attention as fensive season, Montagano could decmphasizes the records. ''I'm not he was trying to break the magic break the Irish hits record, but not very concerned with the records, I .400 mark. Although Brett missed be the record holder. Henry Valen­ just want to win 20 games." that covenant average, Dave Bartish zuela had a poor Easter weekend at The Irish stand 1 5- I 2-I so far with of tht· 19HO Irish team was success­ the plate that saw his average drop • I2 games to play, so Gallo's goal ful. For the first time in Notre Dame below .400, but he still has 3 7 hits seems a certainty. The Irish will play hao;t·ball history a player baned over for the season. in the four-team Northwestern .400 wht·n he finished at .422. An even closer race between Tournament this tomorrow and these two excellent ball players is in Saturday in Chicago. the RBI column. Both players have One Notre Dame mark already has Lacrosse team 29 RBI for the year and they might been erased. Dan Szajko has stolen Irish catcherjim Montagano could single-handedly rewrite much exceed the Notre Dame RBI record I I bases, beating the old mark of of the Notre Dame baseball record book by the end of the 1981 of Pat Topolski's of 4 I set in I965. eight by Frank Fiascki and Dave season. (Photo by john Macor) downs MSU This record breaking barrage be­ Lasseri in I976. On the verge of a tween the two ·doesn't 1:nd here. record is George lams. His 31 walks FILM ON:x~~= The Notre Dame lacrosse team Montangano has eight doubles and is just two away from the Notre earned a soggy H-5 decision yester­ Valenzuela has seven and if these Dame record of 33 by Rick Pullano day afternoon over visiting Michigan two keep it up, they would surpass in 1977. State at the Cartier Lake. Notre ARGENTINA, LAND OF the Irish doubles record of ten held The last individual record under Dame freshman Steve Pearsall and by Shaun Fitzmaurice ('63 ), Elmer assult is total bases. Montagano has senior Tim l.lnehan each scored two Kohorst ('57) and Bob Senecal the total bases mark within reach. PEACE AND FUTURE goals and an assist. ('57). He's collected 66 bases this season Irish goalie Tim Michels turned Two Irish players have their eyes and should break the record 82 set away 23 Spartan shots. Dave Sanford set on another mark. Dan Szajko in 1964 by Shaun Fitzmaurice and ALL YOU WANTED TO of Michigan State stopped 10. leads the Irish in runs scored with Rich Gonski. Rich O'Leary's Irish are now 4-5 KNOW ABOUT THIS GREAT on the year and 3-4 in Midwest Lacrosse Association action. The SOUTHAMERICAN COUNTRY win snapped a four-game home losing strt•ak for Notn· Dame. The Irish will be in action Satur­ ALL DAY SPECIALS A. NUMBER ONE IN WORLD SOCCER day afternoon at I p.m. in their final 4pm-closing home gamt· of the st·ason against the B. EUROPEAN CITIES, BEAUTIFUL . Lords of Kenyon College. Draft beer 50¢ .. ARCHITECTURE Can beer 60¢ C. 100°/o AGRICULTURAL LAND D. GAUCHOS, PAMPAS, ETC. • • • Rain Bar cocktails Hi -balls 75¢ WE WILL BE HONORED BY THE continuedfmmpage 16 PRESENCE OF THE ARGENTINE wt·nt to NEBO's II, who topped Live entertainment Squidley's, 21-6. 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All PITTSBURGH Club members· Apology? Announcing Electionslll • • • continued from page 16 doubt precisely because he is a Notre Dame grad, there Applications for those members wanting to is another who will despise him for the same reason. pass up on one of his recent morning shows. An incident such as the one in Houston simply fuels for office will be auailable at the But "Elephant Walk Mania" is hitting even closer to the fire. Notre Dame is widely respected and widely Student Actiuities Office home, as members of the Notre Dame baseball team hated largely because it demands excellence of itself will readily attest. During Saturday's doubleheader with and the members .of its community. When such first floor Lafortune the Unive·rsity of Detroit, the Irish were taunted inces­ demands are not met, the wolves are quick to pounce. santly about the rugby team's parade in Houston. Here on campus, the rugby players struck a savage April 21 to May I Whether we like it or not, each student at Notre blow upon the battle for student rights. Dame has an implicit obligation to act in a socially ac­ Each year there is a great hue and cry over "in loco 9-3 ceptable manner while representing the University in parentis," that convenient phrase that the University an official or a semi-official capacity. While such a uses to justify everything from parietals to its anti­ thought-may at first reek of soap boxes and sermons, quated keg policy. But now, thanks to 30 rugby players, there is also a practical consideration for cynics who are who comprise less than one percent of the student unimpressed by such morality. body, the Administration has a tailor-made argument in Although our football and basketball teams may relax favor of"in loco parentis." ~-----noRM LIFE in swank hotels during their cross-country trips, many There is one aspect, though, that is even more Notre Dame teams often cannot affotd such a luxury. In disturbing than the original incident, and that is the many instances, gracious alumni and friends of the Uni­ rugby club's failure to publicly apologize for its actions. versity open their homes to traveling Notre Dame ath­ I hardly fancy myself in any kind of positiQn to cast CRAMPING letes. If these Notre Dame teams disrobed and marched the proverbial first stone. And maybe, after a few too through these private homes, it is a safe bet that they many beers, su<:h behavior is understandable, if not wouldn't be invited back. condonable. YOUR STYLE? The implications of the rugby players' beha;vior ex­ But by now, it should be safe to assume that the rugby tend past the bounds of the athletic world. As students players have sobered up from their Spring Trip. And at Notre Dame, we live in a glass house. The Notre with that in mind, their failure to apologize for the em­ Dame name and diploma likely will serve us often and barrassment they have caused, and are continuing to well in the so-called real world. But for every person cause the entire University, its graduates and friends, is I who will give a Notre Dame graduate the benefit of the inexcusable. I • • • sp~ortsboard

DOUBLES No. 5 - Bill Schaefer (NU) del. Tom continued from page 15 No. 1 - Hopwood&Hoyer (NO) del. Hartzell3-6, 7-5. 6-2. Sandler&King 7-6, 6-3. No.6-Tim Noonan (NO) del. Tom O'Fiynn No. 2 - Yorimoto&Asher (MS) del. 7-6 (5-1). 6-3. McMahon&Falvey 3-6, 6-4, 6-2. 'fit f&X WMWATER POLO**'' No. 3 - Wickman&Amaya (MS) del. Tim DOUBLES Noonan&Paulldzik 6-4,6-1 No. 1 - Wei&Balkin (NU) del. Hop­ AnTostal Monday's Results wood&Hoyer6-4, 5-7,6-4. Inner Tube Water Polo Notre Dame 8, Purdue 1 No. 2 - Schaefer&O'Fiynn (NU) del. Yesterday's Results McMahon&Falvey 6-3, 6-2. First Round Matches SINGLES No. 3 - Noonan&Paul ldzik (NO) del. The Lust Bombers del. Z. D.'s Pros No. 1 - Mark McMahon (NO) del. Adam Kaminsar&Tom Benezra 7-5.6-3. 'NOTRE DAME Rum Rats del. The Salamanders Abele 7-5,5-7,6-4. Quarterfinal Matches No. 2 - Herb Hopwood (NO) del. Bro Next Match: Kalamazoo, Saturday, Corb's Army del. B. P. Bombers Valantine 1-6.6-1.6-1. Courtney Tennis Center. 1 p.m. Today's Games No. 3 - Mark Hoyer (NO) del. Alan Kauf­ Notre Dame Record: 21-9. AVE.. APTS Quarterfinal Matches man 6-2, 6-4. 6:00- Moby Dick & the S... Whales v. The No.4 -Jim Falvey (NO) del. Matt Friedman Pack 6-3,6-4. I 6:40 - Blondie Dagwood v. The Water No. 5 -Tom Hartzell (NO) del. Dan Ford 2bedrooms Rats 6-3.6-4. 7:20- The Lust Bombs v. Rum Rats No.6-Tom Robison (NO) del. Frank Reh­ winkel6-2,6-1. Indiana lntercolleglstes at Bloomington. Ind. completely furnished DOUBLES Notre Dame Finishers No. 1 - Valentine&Abele (P) del. 10,00CHneter Run - Dan Shannon (4th) Hoyer&Hopwood 8-7 (pro set) No. 2 - 32:27.55, Dan Walsh (5th) 32:39.64 complete kitchen McMahon&Falvey iND) del. Kauf­ 3QO.metar Steeplech•e - Mike Maney (5th) man&Friedman 8-3 (pro set) No. 3- Tim 9:21.52 Saturday's Results ~eter Relay- Notre Dame (6th) :43.66 Noonan&Paul ldzik (NO) Tom Notre Dame 5, Michigan State 4 • 15QO.meter Run -Chuck Aragon (2nd) 3:45.06. off-street parking Hoover&Charles Conley 6-3, 6-1. Andy Dillon (5th\ 3:52.16 SINGLES 11Q.meter High Hurdles- Dave Bernards (5th) No. 1 - Mark McMahon (NO) del Matt Yesterday's Results :14.92, John McCiaughon (6th) :14.97 Sandler6-3. 7-5. Northwestern 6, Notre Dame 3 Javelin -George Petras (5th) 167·9.5 up to 4 students No. 2 - Herb Hopwood (NO) del. Scott 400 Intermediate Hurdl.. - Tom Twardzik (5th) King6-1,6-4. SINGLES :53.96 No. 3 - Steve Yorimoto (MS) del. Mark No.1.- Mark McMahon (NO) del. Paul Wei 201Hnater D•h -Jacques Eady (6th) :21.59 Hoyer3-6. 6-1,6-4. 3-6, 7-6 (5-2), 6-4. 16QO.mater Relay -Notre Dame (3rd) 3:15.39 Triple Jump- Brian Mcauliffe (5th) 45-6 $340-$360I month No. 2 - Mark Balkin (NU) del. Herb Hop­ No. 4- Jim Falvey (NO) del. Jordy Asher Pole YMIII- Mike Noland (5th) 15·2.25 6-3. 3-6, 6-3. wood 3-6, 6-2. 6-3. No.5- Tom Hartzell (NO) del. Jet! Wick­ No.3-Jon Kamisar (NU) del. Mark Hoym FINAL TEAM STANDINGS callr234-6647 < man 6-4. 6-4. 2-6. 6-2. 7-6 (5-0). 1.1ndiana 268 I 103.87 No.6- Francisco Amaya (MS) del. Tom No.4- Steve Quamme (NU) del. Jim Fal­ 2.1ndiana State Robison 6-4. 6-~. vey 6-3. 2-6, 6-4. 3.Purdue 69.33 ~~..-.~·-·- -· .... ··-··-··-·-·--~ 55.33 - 4.Ba11State s.NotreD.... e 31 6.Bu!ler 16 7.DePauw 12.5 B.Rose·Hulman 9 9Wabash 6 THIS EXECUTIVE SUITE (tie) Valparaiso 6 .------HAS NO KEY TO THE WASHROOM Go Professional ... but, then, it's designed to stay ahead of the competition With a Calculator From Hewlett-Packard ~-···~-

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Male housemate wanted for 81-82 Bill Clark and Tony Lucoa for ...... \. DID YOU KNOW I need 3 (that's three) graduation tick­ ALL PIITSBURGH CLUB MEMBERS-­ school year. Call •1075 for information UMOC ... Ugllest Mutants On Campus. OAEST os lhe POOREST thal Jim Goode was born on South ets. (Yes, folks, it's starting already.) If WE WILL HAVE ELECTIONSIII All Bend, but now lives in Texas? JIM you can help me, call Scoop a11772. members wanting to run for office can NEED AIDE TO INDIANAPOLIS OR I U SENIOR OC AND 5th YEAR WOMEN: GOODE FOR UMOC Whal a loser pick up applications at the STUDENT Need roders to BGSU or Canton, Ohio BLOOMINGTON THIS WEEKEND WILL Buy Tickets for Senior Women's Din­ NEEDED MANY TICKETS FOR GAADA­ ACTIVITIES OFFICE (first floor (or poonts between) on Froday. April24. PAY$$$--- CALL JULIE (SMC) K4084 ner -THURSDAY and FRIDAY on WE CLONE CASSEITESIII TION.CALL TIMAT16500A1868 Leavong 1 p.m. Call Joe 1840 LaFortune) starting APRIL 21 to MAY 1 LAFORTUNE from t 2:30-1 :30 or Call Bnng any cassette into our store and from 9:00-3:00. Elections will take 1980 CAR STUFFING CHAMPS Liz Boo at 277-0482 you can make as many copies as you GRADUATION TICKETS NEEDED. place at the luggage truck loading. Wanted: housemate for ne•t year. Call REUNITE Ill RESERVE A SEAT FOR want FREE by somply purchasong our WILL PAY$$. Call Jean 7130. <.88-8726 or 6821 REPEAT PERFORMANCE ON FRI. 4-24 JOHNNY ANGEL-JUST WHEN YOU Aezound copy cassettes PLUS woth a Jeff Jeffers is ugly. But even if he's not AT 3:30CALLSTEVE AT 86300A 864 t. THOUGHT THE CARNATION WAS 50 percent off coupon we woll sell you Need 2 GRADUATION TIX. Will pay bog THE ugliest guy on campus, he still is Need roders to Columbus, OH., leaving OVER, ENTER THE the forst cassette at half proce. Copy 60 bucks, call Jeff at 8620 THE most deserving of this award. Fri .. Apri124 Call Jeff t803 GOODE IS BAD I DAISIES. .. COIIING SOON AT A monute tapes In 2 monutes. 90 minutes Simply because he deserves it. GOODE IS BAD I THEATER NEAR YOU. SIGNED-THE In 3 minutes. both aides simultaneous­ Do you have tickets for a bus or a train Would like to share Williamsburg-on­ GOODE IS BAD I GIRL WITH THE FLIPPY DO, A liAR­ ly! Offer good through May 31, 1981 at or a plane to ANYWHERE? PLEASE, PAPER AIRPLANE CONTESTIII the-Lake apt. thru summer. Fire- place, GOODE IS BAD! IlEA'S FRIEND. pe: en)oy the ftowerat Hammes Notre Dame Bookstore give them to JIM GOODE. TODAY--4 PM--ANGELA(SMC)II pool, tennos & racquetball. Good at­ This is the week. mosphere for study and growth. Hey ESPN. get a real networkf Any senlorslookong for a place to live on Need Gr t aduation tickets will pay Jim Goode for UMOC. $150.00 mo. 256-6643. SENIORS: Are you tired of being BOOKSTORE LIVESII Hyde Park while attending U Chicago handsomely call Rick 1932 rejected? Have we just conceded to the MBA next fall call Rock 232·0973 after REMEMBER: God's only mistake. JIM WANTED One-way plane ticket to ultimate rejection ... A rejection of rejec­ This new AKe must doe He disturbs me. mid note Will pay for graduation tickets. Please GOODEFOAUMOC ANYWHERE. Please contact JIM tion night? Let's let the staff of Senior The memory of Control and the galac­ contact Lorne ASAPII 277-8348 : 283- Bar know how we feel and reject their GOODE Bless him Father, for he has sinned. He tic batlles must not be sullied by these WILL THE STUDENTS WHO TOOK MY 7097. rejection of our greatly deserved rejec­ must have. ugly doesn't come cheap. vile impostors. One shall come with TWO LEPAECHAUto.S FROM MY tion night. NEED RIDE to Miami-Ft. Lauderdale vengeance in his right hand and FRONT PORCH OVER THE WEEKEND JIM GOODE FOR UMOC. 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Snorts Thursday, April23, 1981 -page 16 Higgins, Backhus dt:cide Changes iil Irish trenches By DAVE IRWIN the number one unit. Senior-to-be the natural instinct, but that is un­ Sports Writer Larry Kissner ( 6-4, 235) has been derstandable because he has never hobbled by an ankle injury after played offense before. Although the Notre Dame football serving as Scully's back-up last fall. "He is a pleasant surprise. Lord team opted not to practice in Wed­ Barry Young (6-5, 228), a sopho­ knows he works hard at it," Higgins nesday's rain, the Irish didn't take more in the fall and a converted added. the day off entirely. The team broke guard is tlre third center. Yet another change is the switch down into its respective units and "Larry Kissner is a very intelligent of junior l>ete Buchanan from mes­ watched films of the April 1 I and an astute student of football " senger fullback to tight end behind scrimmage. Higgins said. Higgins, a fOrmer p;o senior Dean Masztak (6-4, 227). One group taking a long hard look offensive lineman himself, notes the "He has things to learn but he is a at footage was Tom Backhus and coaching staff as not had the op­ natural tight end," Higgins said. "He John Higgins and the members of porunity to make a full evaluation of has good hands, decent speed and the offensive line. Kissner. r Kissner returned to with the amount of time he has had Shouts of "Now that is a good practice Tuesday. to work at it a decent blocker." block Shiner," "What did you do 'rhe switch of Fisher has proved Buchanan equid see plenty of wrong there Thayer," "Nice tech­ rewarding to both him and the playing time as Faust and Company nique Poz," "You were too wide on coaching staff. "He has adapted real will probably use a double-tight end that one Mike," could be heard from well, but he needs a little bit mon: look often next fall. the stilled darkness of the projection weight," Higgins said. "He likes cen­ Seniors Dave Condeni and Mike room in the ACC. But overall Back­ ter. It gives more of chance to play. Boushka are both listed with the bus and Higgins have to be pleased When he puts on I 5 pounds he is number one unit at split end. Con­ with the youthful Irish line that really going to be a solid center. verted senior quarterback Greg began the 1980 campaign as Knafelc also is working out at that suspect, only to blossom into one of position. the better front-lines in the country. Spring Football' 81 Besides Kissner's ankle injury, "It's going to take time, but things starting right tackle senior Phil Poz­ are looking good," Higgins said. "It's derac ( 6-9, 260) has also been a slightly different blocking hobbled with an ankle injury. philosophy. Last year it was more "You have to remember Barry is Masztak has been slowed with a option hole running. This year we'll only a freshman," Higgins said. "But hamstring pull. have more backfield sets and he has shown a lot of improvement Backhus is the head offensive line therefore we'll be different in move­ this spring." Three of the incom­ coach and a 1970 graduate of Ohio ment off the football and positioning ing freshman, considered by most State. He works mainly with the tight in our blocks." observers to be the best crop in the ends, split ends and the tackles. Hig­ One big adjustment was the flip-flop country, will be given a shot this fall. gins oversees the guards and the of junior guard Tom Thayer ( 6-5, But Irish fans shouldn't expect to centers. 258, and generally considered to be much to soon of Tom Doerger ( 6-4, Irish Items: Junior Jeff Lueken un­ one strongest members of the team) derwent knee sugery Wednesday. Former Irish captain Maggie Lally plays ill yesterday's downpour 230),Joe Fazio (6-4, 245) and Martv and junior tackle Mike Shiner ( 6-7," He tore ligaments in Tuesday's as the women's Bookstore tournament opened to inclement Roddy(6-6, 250). - 250). But the move shouldn't be practice and probably will miss weather. (Photo by Mike Tuohy) "You never know until you get a looked upon with total surprise by look at them," Higgins said. "I much of the fall season. Two incum­ the faithful Irish following. wouldn't think any of them would bants, sophomre quaterback Blair "In all fairness, Brian Boulac and break into the starting line-up. It is Kiel and junior fullback John Women's games cut short Bill Meyers (last year's offensive line awful hard for a freshman to start on Sweeny are being pressed for their coaches) were thinking of it last the offensive line." positions. Sweeny and junior Larry year, but because of the success they Neil Maune ( 6-5, 235 ), has sat oult Moriarty are listed as a dead heat as by rain and court time were having they decided not to most of his first two years with are senior Tim Koegel and Kiel on switch," Higgins said. "But so far it is shoulder problems, looks strong and the depth chart. Sophomore Tim By DONNA WITZLEBEN Sweet beat Theresa Mullins' team, working out great." is currently backing Randy Ellis up a1t Marshall will sit out the remainder of Sports Writer We Bad, by seven. Higgins feels the attributes of each left guard. If his shoulder continues spring drills while his elbow is men­ Tricia McMann us got in the action athlete is well suited for the switch. , to stay in place he could provide the ding. Senior Tom Bock is taking his Second round action in the with her team, Big Mac and the -"Our tackles will do a lot of drive all-important depth that is always place on the defensive line. Tony Womens' Bookstore Basketball Quarter Pounders. Missy Sorapure blocking and blocking on the down needed during the course of the Hunter has started practicing after a Tournament went on last evening, led the Quarter Pounders with six man on the defensive line. The season. sore ankle and will start learning the despite constant rain. points as they knocked off Lee Ann guards need to be fluid and fast so "Neil has done some things very, a new postilion - wingback. He is Dargas by 13. they can pick up the linebacker," "We had tp play a couple of games very well," Higgins said. "He needs• currently listed second team behind DiStanislao showed that she can Higgins said. "Mike is more fluid in to 1 5 due to the weather conditions more consistency. He doesn't have senior Tim Tripp. play as well as coach, as her team, pulling and Tom Thayer is stronger and the court time.c'said Assistant Your Mother, hacked The Hacks by on the down men." Commissioner Dave Ross. "I'm glad 14. With All-American John Scully everybody showed up today. We on­ The loyal bookstore fans were receiving his diploma this May, one ly had one forfeit." treated to two overtime games. Hot gapping whole the Irish must fill is Rain dampens players, In yesterday's games The Return Stuff squeaked by Cindy Batte!, 16- the center position. The brain trust of the ()vulas were downed by 14. And women's bookstore com­ of the Irish feel this position will be fans at sectionalfinals \1aggie Lally's team, Nothing But missioner Jean G T rasso's team, crucial to the success Notre Dame Gold by 10. Lally. a senior guard L.K.S.F.A. beat a tough Lyons, Tigers enjoys ~ or doesn't - this fall. from Mary DiStanislao's 1981 bas­ and Bears team by three. "Replacing a center is always By FRANK l..aGROTTA Nature decides to send South Bend ketball squad, led her team with five The tournament continues today tough. In al!y offensive philosophy and SKIP DESJARDIN in the next four days. No one is hu<:kets. with just 16 teams remaining fom the center has to be the best of­ Sports Writers spared once the final 64 Bookstore Another varsity player also led her the original field of 40. Tomorrow's fensvie line man," Higgins said. "You teams are determined. There are some days when even No. I ranked Jackson 5 had their I cam to' ictory. Shari Matvey scored quarterfinals will be the first games need both intelligence and skill. He Bookstore Basketball should not toughest game of the tournament, ''' a~ the_ Oreoes breezed past the with referees. is the quarterback of the offensive lla.o;ic 'iOO's. 20-7. Assistant Commissioner Ross line." take place. Yesterday was one of but pulled out a 23-2I overtime win One game pitteJ two teams reminds the remaining particip t ants Mark Fisher ( 6-4, 220 ), another them. For almost four hours, teams over Big Organ ... when Steve Notar­ featuring ,-arsll) players against each that the team listed first, must wear junior in the fall and a converted swam - uh, played - for the right ro sunk a free throw. ••ther. Shdla Leibscher's Short Rnt light colors. tight end, is currently running with to join the I98I Sweet Sixteen. WEBB's End took on Visual 0 .... a A steady, driving rain soaked rival from imerhall competition, and players, referees, and spectators as once again came away with a win. Fro1n ruggers the I Oth edition of this tournament The eight-point decision sends the continued yesterday. It began in club to the Sweet Sixteen fot the mid-afternoon and continued second year in a row. So, where~s the apology? through the games, oblivious to th4: The Fourth-ranked Assassins importance of the contests going on defeated fellow-football players Cot­ On the bright side, we have shattered a myth. Chuck below. ton Pony Tony by eight to advance, Aragon. Notre Dame's gifted -track star. was the subject •It was a day for roaring fires, hot while No. 5 W Pace squeaked by of a Page 3 feature in Monday's Chicago Tribune sports Craig Chvol chocolate, and a good friend to stay Doug Walsh... by a mere three. section, proving that, in at least one instance, you don't close to. It was a day to take a nap or In other soggy action, the tourna­ have to play for Digger or Gerry to make the big time. Sports Writer watch drops trickle down the win­ ment's sixth-ranked team Unfortunately, the Notre Dame rugby club went dow pane. For normal people, it was Chipigula... marked the return of Gil Aragon a whole lot better. Thirty members of that or­ a day to stay inside. But Bookstore Salinas by downing Athletes Out of ganization proved that you don't even have to play for a fans are not normal. Action by I2. Meanwhile, No. 7 T.B. varsity team to gain national recognition. It's too bad, as Considering the adversity, the Express continued to roll, topping we're all so painfully aware, that the rugby players country knows about the exploits of our rugby club, crowds were very respectable, and! McNamara's Band by 10. gained their notoriety while out of uniform. Literally. which is quite a shame, when you stop and think what a they were rewarded for their hearti-­ No. 8 Masters of Disaster Likewise, it's too bad that everyone at Notre Dame minute fraction of that number has ever heard of Chuck ness by getting the chance to see d