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Volume 60 Number 8 ®1JP iMtamt 2furrtr an? Friday, September 23, 1983

Fewer Latin Amprjrarig Foreign Enrollment Up

Bj i()l RDFS FERNANDEZ Silney has personally gone to Japan, Hong Kong. Indonesia, Thailand, S'e .. i ttltor and other countries Many international students are attracted tee I'M lor the location, I ii- International student enrollment has increased slightly this year, ac­ ind Uu reception they receive from facultv and other students, said cording to George King, assistant international student advisor at Interna­ Silney tional Student Set lb' finds it rewarding when students like it so much that thev write to Last year's figure was 1737; estimates for this year range from 1800 their friends recommending the university He added that there'has bei n to 1890 student. How ever, students ari' still being registered, said King. an increase in the number of students from Asia and Europe, but a de­ UM is now ninth in tin- country in the number of international students. crease' in the number of Middle East students Joe Silney, ass,,, iati director of admissions, attributed the increase tee "In the ()!'! c countries, because of an oil decrease, there has been a recruitment det rease' In their education budget." he said. "We've been rei ruiting worldwide for three years now," said Silney He added that the Latin American student population has Stabilized "There are some areas where I'M is unknown, soWe've been trying to go tie, ause of the economic crisis which that part of the world is exi" there." ing UM has a mailing list ol 1,300 high schools and counseling agencies where posters and atali , :• s of the university are sent. Also the Admis­ "We will see a dee rease in I atin American students as long as the > i onomy is had But that's only part of it." he said. "The currency in I atin sions Office visits all ,1 1 atin America, except for El Salvador and Nicara­ [nternatnu ril;1 i ,| | il studenta gua. The Caribbean and manv e eeuntrios in Europe are also visited. Claimed America keeps being de-evaluated However, the upper middle class still • ' " i such as I' au/ias . lat-nor, pic for next spring is., rei r.H'IIU-. nip to Scandinavia. have bank accounts here." tured here ;ire t oming to IM in greater numbers

., .... ^m »M_m*r \WMni_M_. <****wm*** e East studies shows growing pain*s

By MARY CRONIN Iturrii ,:.!,* Stafl Writer

UM's graduate program in Middle Eastern studies i.s off tee a start, but a proposed undergraduate program in the same area is h. down in university red tape, professors said Prole sse.r Hain Shake!, director eef the program, said UM has had all of the ingredients needed for a successful program for quite some time eluding the actual courses and a "very Intensive lecture series " The Middle Eastern Studies graduate program stresses the modern Middle E..si especially such areas as economics and international business "We didn't want to duplicati what other universities have' We don t want to compete with more established institutions that have had such programs for ..0 or more years." said Shaked."We are' trying something that does not exist." i he emphasis on the modern, said Dr Michael Schub, associate pro­ % fessor of Arabic and Hebrew, is positive for students. "It's a crucial area [the Middle East), it's one of the few areas where students can get u job." he said. "Many former students are working for the State' Ilepartment, corpo­ 1 V* :_•..,.' rations or intelligence agencies," Schub added I The program's charter, Shaked said, states that the program must be an interdisciplinary one, rather than a separate department. The program is enhanced by a number of visiting professors and guest lecturers, the most recent ot which was Vlarvard Professor Daniel ' | , who lecture.', last wee k on 1,1am and politics. ".' of the lectures is tei provieie an enrichment program, and they are open to anyone," Shaked sai.l If the program is supported b5' the universitv and the community. Shaked said, more languages and other courses could he added."Right now it Is a nucleus, and Its development depends upon the reaction of the pub­ Miumi Hurricane tl iK'.millFB lic." he added. plte a successful start, the program docs face' problems, Schub Scenic sights said A proposed undergraduate studies program has remained for three years ji: 'don It may not be Paris, but it's nice enough scenery for these art students, who were out drawing on a sunny Wed "It's absurd that we give M.A s and Ph.D 'a but don't havi' an under nesday by Lake Osceola. graduate' program," he said. "An undergraduate program, including hist"- ry from pro-Islam to the 1800's, languages, re'ligion and geography would Teen;; foundation to students wishing to eventually pursue a gradu­ ate degrei "In order to have an intellectual background and basics, we must at least have this We've built the roof .if the house before' we've built the Dorm residents want use of pianos foundation " Eor an undergraduate program to he established, Schub said, thi Provost must appropriate the money. The chairmen of religion, languages, By ERIN ML'RPHY Stein said she understood that music courses are able to purchase "I've spoken to people concern­ history, politics and many (ether areas, as well as the dean of the School eef Hurricane Slut; Writer music students need the rooms as practice permits and to use the ap­ ing the situation and several other part of their programs. However, propriate practice facilities." people feel the same way, but I be­ Arts and Sciences all suppeert the founding of such a program Several students residing in the she said,"There are times when the Stein and Simms propose a solu­ lieve we've hit a dead end," she "However, it all comes down 1'' .i matter eef dollars and ce-nts." Schub 960 towers are launching a cam­ practice rooms lay idle and you're tion to the practice room dilemma said. "The facilities are see limited said paign to open the tower's music- neit permitted to use them. Even which they hope will be seriously and it is important that the musu Schuh's applications for funding to set up such a pmgram were practice rooms to students whei are hand members are not permitted to considered by administrators in the majors get them. But we're still to the National Endowment for Humanities, m impanies and sec- not enrolled in the School of Music. use them unless they are music ma­ School of Music. going to try." • ral Middle Eastern governments but thej all turned dow Sheryl Stein, a pre-law freshman, jors." "Perhaps there could be special • UM h is nol shown enough interest In the program, he added is angry about being denied permis­ Associate Dean Connie Weldon of hours when non-music majors could "It's a Catch 22," he UM i o n't M I to givi the money be­ News Editor I ourde sion to use a piano in the practice the School of Music said the prac­ use the rooms." said Stem "Decent cause the budget is ti ht n't give the mom", also contributed lo this a rooms because she is not a music- tice rooms serve much the same hours, not 6 a.m. i M is committe I I student. purpose for music students as lab "This really isn't fair," said Stein. facilities for students in other "The insinuation is that you are not schools. serious ahout music unless you "Music majors are required to Wesley noon forum: major in it. I'm used to practicing practice many hours each day as piano for two or three hours every part of their music studies," said day and I've never taken a serious Weldon. music lesson in my life because I'm The practice rooms in the Foster business and morals self-taught. Building are open from 8 a.m. to 2 "To be honest, music is a very se­ am. and the practice rooms in the 960 and Mahoney dorms are open By PETER P. PERMUY Mescon, general business managi rious avocation of mine. I'm rather Hurricanes Assistant Nessn Editor ment; Dr. Mike Philips, philos insulted at the suggestion that I'm from 8 a.m to midnight in an at­ tempt to meet the demand for prac­ and Dr. Lemuel Schofield. commu­ not serious about music, and there nications. Methodist Minister Phil are so many more people like mc." tice space, according to Weldon. Business. Morality. What is the link between them? Sageser hosted the forum Judy Simms, a freshman pre-med Despite these efforts, she said, Who is responsible for the applica­ Philips began the discussion by student, also was not permitted to music majors often wait in line to tion — or non-application — of refuting the popular "game view use a practice room. practice, or they practice under the morals in the ever dominant busi­ of business ethics discussed by Al­ "There are students who are not trees. ness world? bert Carr in the Hurvurd Business music majors who are interested in "One of the prime reasons the Such questions were the focus of Review. playing the piano," said Simms School of Music has been forced to Tuesday's public forum, "Morals in Carr maintained that business is "Just because we're not music ma­ put a cap on its enrollment is the the Marketplace: How Moral Can a game governed hy a | jors doesn't mean we're not instru- lack of practice facilities," Weldon Business Be?" The forum, held in rules — the law — and its onlv ob­ mintally talented We're just not added. "Those students in other the Elamingo Ballroom, was spon­ ligation is to obey that law Hi ne i '.' • 'l Ml >\ n Re pursuing a career in it." schools who are enrolled in applied sored by the Wesley Campus Minis­ morals can be disregarded Mike Philips (rii'ht) speaks as Phil Sageser looks on tries. Wrong, said Philips lie a A panel consisting of six profes­ even persons not directly inva consequences imp ing and i'\' ps He sors was present to address the in decision-making suffer In the "non-players " called ' issue: Professor George Cubberly, process of competition for profit. Mutual relation w hich tl marketing; Hr. Phil Evans, business business, and market growth. Pollu­ ment. business an I in makii Inside law; Rabbi Mark Kram, Hillel Jew­ tion, safety violations and environ­ ari' pi,,,, e! a , International groups ish Student Center; Dr Timothy mental hazards an- am. eng the' laws to curb In jusl • hi at- MORALS A look at three groups composed of students from different countries, their recent events, and upcoming activities. /Page I USBG: Revoke cheek cashing fe< Check cashing fee The Hurricane supports USBG legislation asking for cancel­ By LOURDES FERRER Cheskin si . lation of the check cashing lee. /Page 1 ., ee c I _|f_ support thi ad The bill ie-'. • Thi • The Undergraduate Student Body Government Senate • All Thumbs down passed a bill asking the' administration to revoke the Bursal turned te. the ' . "e pa\ • Entertainment Editor Scott Rixford reviews Woody Allen's cashing fe I • USBG i latest release Zelig /Page 6 After the' bill is signed hv USBG Presidenl Mark Cheskin — who has In days to i iki action on il — it will be sent to Dr William 1 president for student affairs, Who Will then forward it tee the' appt i| ' ' Notre Dame eeftK e make je • A correspondent from Notre Dame profiles Fighting Irish According tee Class 1> legislation, the administration has 10 days In In othe n, three opei Si nai which to respond to the hill Music quarterback Blair KieL /Page 10 "The administration will givi this careful consideration,' s.ud USBG senting Fra Presidenl Mark Cheskin, who will not veto the hill "Among them they between ' know it's an important issue [among studenls vi'iree Ior Fi In fact, in last week's open forum organized bj I sin., ( M l and fivi l etc ard i i ©te ll addn - »ed the issue e said it vv ,e "The university has had ci I while; however, it had beetuabused by some- students," Foi te said "TJ la cashing fee was '' tie l ' ' Page 2 Friday, September 23, 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Newsbriefs Update TAI CHI CLUB: Tai Chi is a very old Chinese Mar­ ORGANIZATION OF JEWISH STUDENTS: The SEAmester lets students travel for credit Today tial Art to train mind and body for protection. The first organizational meeting will be held this Sun­ club meets Mondays 7-9 p.m., Fridays 6:30-8 day at the Hillel Jewish Student Center featuring Sixteen students from colleges all over the country can share the ex­ MUSIC STUDENT COUNCIL: The South Florida p.m. and Saturdays 9 a.m.-noon at Campus Bagels and Lox for only $1.50. citement of SEAmester, an innovative program developed by Southampton Blood Service, in conjunction with the Music Stu­ Sports and Recreation Center. Those interested GERMAN CLUB: There will be meeting Sunday College of Long Island University which embarks on a 2.000-mile voyage dent Council, is sponsoring a blood drive from should call Jeremy at 667-9374. from 4-6 p.m. in room 225 of the 1968 Complex for nine weeks each spring and fall semester. 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the School of Music, Gus­ CHINESE KUNG FU CLUB; The club is now open (Commons Area). A movie about the German tri- Students can earn up to 16 credits as they sail aboard the Apple- man Hall Lobbv to all students interested in learning defense tech­ centennial will be shown and will be followed by dore,logging over 27,000 miles in 18 months. The Appledore is an 85- niques and improving physical conditioning. Meet­ readings. For information, call Peter Preminger at foot, gaff-rigged schooner built in Maine in 1978 on the lines of a tradi­ ORGANIZATION OF ARAB STUDENTS. A ings are Mondays 7-9 p.m., Fridays 6:30-8 p.m 864-2510. tional New England coaster which sailed the world on her maiden voyage. meeting will be held at 4:30 p.m. in Student and Saturdays 9 a.m.-noon at the Campus Sports WESLEY FOUNDATION: Bible and Bagels" will During SEAmester, the Appledore will wind its way from Miami, past Union room 241. and Recreation Center. be held this Sunday at 9 a.m. Also Sunday will be the Old Bahama Passage, to Cape Haitien in Haiti, where students may SEAP: Juniors, seniors, and graduate students are HILLEL; There will be a Shabbat Dinner and Serv­ the District Young Adult gathering at 4 p.m. for climb the fabled Citadel invited to attend an informal wine and cheese hour ice at Hillel, 1100 Stanford Dr. Dinner is $4 for volleyball and 5 p.m. for worship followed by din­ sponsored by the SEAP Alumni Association, 316 Said Douglas Hardy, who has led all 14 voyages, "For $4,200 tui­ sponsors and $5 for non-sponsors. Services begin ner and a program on "Christian Vocation". Merrick. For more information, call Dr. Everleen tion, there's room and board, adventure, and up to 16 credit*." at 6:30 p.m. Lorton at 284-5970. For further information, contact Southampton College SEAmester Of­ JESUS STUDENTS FELLOWSHIP: There will be Monday fice, Southampton College. Southampton, New York 11968. USBG: There are many opportunities to get in­ a meeting at 8 p.m. at 9775 S.W. 87th Ave. volved with USBG. Stop by room 240 of the Stu­ Rides are available from campus. Call 279-8719 JEWISH ACTIVITIES FOR DORM STUDENTS: dent Union or call 284-3082. or 253-4117 for more information. J.A.D.S. will hold its first organizational meeting, Caribbean Conference was successful ROADRUNNERS: Membership is now open to all RATHSKELLER: Happy Hour will be held today "What's the Scoop," at 8:30 p.m. in the 960 commuter students. Those interested should go to from 4:30-7 p.m. featuring Coors draft, wine cool­ meeting room. There will be free ice cream sun­ The Spanish Family Guidance Center of the Department of Psychia­ room 211C of the Student Union anytime during ers and hotdogs for only 50 cents. daes. try, UM School of Medicine, reports that a three-day Caribbean Conference the day. Carpool and locker services are provided. INTER-VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP: on Health/Mental Health Models, held in St. Ann. Jamaica, "was success­ Members are reminded to pay their dues. There will be a Bible study today and every Mon­ ful in providing a form for information exchange and developing knowledge UM CHESS CLUB The club will hold a meeting Weekend day at 8 p.m. in Building 43G on Campus. For with a diverse and distinguished group of Caribbean health and mental every Friday at 5 p.m. in room 241 of the MacAr­ more information call George at 284-3002 or health professionals, administrators, and policy makers." thur Building. There are practice sessions for play­ Christy at 284-3892. The Center, which is designated a World Health Organization Collab­ ers of all skills. New members are welcome. For SIGMA TAU ALPHA: Sigma Tau Alpha is a na­ RATHSKELLER: Come see Monday Night Foot­ orating Center on Mental Health. Alcohol, and Drug Dependence, has ex­ more information call PresirJent Norhan at tional sororitv for Rainbow Girls in good standing, ball as the Green Bay Packers take on the New panded its efforts into international activities to foster cooperation 665-5443. undergraduate or graduate. The group meets once York Giants. throughout the Americas. FEMALE SELF-DEFENSE CLUB: The club is now a month on Sundays at 4 p.m. Activities include The major goal of the Conference was to develop a set of recom­ open to all UM students interested in protection social events and service projects. There is no age TUBSdSy mendations for future directions in health/mental health planning that will techniques designed for women and in knowing limit. Contact Louise Friberg at 271-9336. be based on the cultural, economic and political realities of the Carribbean. the theories and philosophies behind them. The in­ JESUS STUDENTS FELLOWSHIP: There will be LATIN AMERICAN STUDENT ASSOCIATION: Joe Szapocznik, director of the Center and chairman of the con­ structor is Ker-Jen Wu, sixth-grade blackbelt. a meeting Sunday at 1 p.m. at 9775 S.W. 87th LASA will hold its annual membership drive. All ference's executive committee, said recommendations of the Conference Classes meet Mondays 7-9 p.m., Fridays 6:30-8 Ave. Rides are available from campus. Call those interested in Latin America are welcome to are being prepared for dissemination. p.m., and Saturdays 9 a.m.-noon at Campus 279-8719 or 253-4117 for more information. loin. A booth will be set up Tuesday and Wednes­ Sports and Recreation Center. Fee is $20 for fall RATHSKELLER: There will be a Fifth Quarter day in the Student Union Breezeway. World of Poetry holds contest semester. For more information call Ana at Party with Happy Hour Prices beginnnmg at 11 USBG: The Cabinet meets every Tuesday at 4:30 858-2476. p.m. on the night of the Nortre Dame game. p.m. Check the USBG office for location. A $ 1.000 grand prize will be offered in a poetry contest sponsored by the World of Poetry newsletter. There are an additional 99 prizes worth over $10,000 "We want to encourage new poets, even those who have never en­ tered a poetry contest before," says Contest Director Jospeph Mellon. Welcome back UM STUDENTS "We expect our efforts to produce exciting new discoveries." For a free brochere of rules and prizes, write to: World of Poetry; 2431 Stockton Blvd.; department P; Sacramento. Calif. 95817. BIG SEPTEMBER SPECIALS Ibis run scheduled for October BACARDI RUM..5.99750ml The University of Miami Medical Student Loan Fund will benefit from Wendy's Second Annual Ibis Run, a five-kilometer race which will wind through campus, beginning at 8:30 a.m., Sunday. October 23. The race is 75001/ co-sponsored by Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers and EZ 105 FM JACK DANIELS.8.79 STEREO, and is coordinated by the Beta Chi Chapter of Alpha Kappa Kappa, medical fraternity. The race is open to the public and all ages are encouraged to enter; MR. CLYDE'S SECRET there will be 20 age groups ranging from 12 and under to 60 and over. HEINEKEN 3.66 m Mr. Clyde's is proud to serve true "Canadian Babv back Medals will be awarded to the first 500 entrants and race results will be mailed to all participants. Ribs." Many restaurants claim to serve "Canadians," The entry tee is $6 by mail if postmarked no later than October 19. but few actually do! Rib lovers will tell you that "Can­ 13.99 - Late entry costs $7. A registration booth will open at 7 a.m. the day of adians" are unsurpassed when it romes to tenderness, the race mealiness, juiciness and delicious flavor. Many rib res­ Check our Special Prices on KEG BEER Registration forms may be picked up at the Wendy's restaurant on taurants boil or steam their ribs to tenderize the meat the corner of Dixie highway and Red Road; WEZI 105. 377 Alhambra Cir­ and make it fall off the bone. Mr. Clyde's steadfastly cle; CSR office; or the Student Union information desk. refuses to steam or boil their ribs because this removes 10 A.M. the natural juices and delicious flavor and leaves you TO 8 P.M. School of Medicine to send interviewers tasting only the barbecue sauce. But don't take our Shells Citv word for it, come in and try our "Canadian Ribs," and The School of Medicine will send a team of interviewers to campus on October 3-5. All students wishing to be interviewed during those three we think you'll agree . . . Mr. Clyde's has a secret! LiqilOn UNIVERSITY SHOPPING CTR. days should schedule an appointment at the College of Arts and Sciences MMM mm TMi HAMADA MH 1 MOCK WIST Of TM_ operating office, Ashe 223. 284-4333. before September 30. This will 595-4141 e»AUeJrm>K-WAV KENDALL AT THI OAMLAHO etOUAM ACROSS FROM U.M. ON S. DIXIE HWY. serve as the official interview for UM's School of Medicine. 7702 N. KENDALL DR. SHOMIMQCHITM Prices Effective thru Sept. 30 Special Prices this Shell's City Store Only After October 5. all interviews will be by invitation only. An applicant will not be able to schedule an interview bv request.

Service locates financial aid sources

The Student Scholarship Service offers computer-assisted scholarship help Students will receive a computerized report stating those possibilities of financial aid open to them in the specific career areas they have stated an interest in. The Service guarantees to find at least five possible sources of aid (and up to 25 sources if available) for each applicant. For further information, write to: Student Scholarship; P.O. Box 82184; Tampa, Fl 33682. Show your class Free meditation courses to begin at IJM

The Miami Sn Chinmoy Center will offer a free five-week meditation course using the philosophy and techniques of Sri Chinmoy. director of meditation at the United Nations. Following the classes, there will be an hour of guided meditation for a Dutch of Class, those more experienced meditators. Classes will be held Wednesday, be­ 6 bottles of Grolsch-the "300-year-old brewing masterpiece from Holland." ginning September 28, from 6:30-7:30 p.m. at the Wesley Foundation. 6 bottles of what experts are calling the best tasting beer sold today. And 6 great ways For further information, call Tom or Dristi at 386-5053 to show your class what class is all about. Poet contest open to students

American Collegiate Poets Anthology is sponsoring a National Col­ lege Poetry Contest open to college and university studens desiring to bave their poetry anthologized. All entries must be original, unpublished, typed (double- spaced) on one side of the page only. Each poem must be on a separate sheet and must have, in the upper left-hand corner, the name and address of the student as well as the college attended There are no restriction on form or theme. Length of poems are up to fourteen lines. Each poem must have a separate title. Foreign language poems welcome. There is an initial $ 1 registration fee for the first entry and a fee of 50 cents for each additinal poem — submit no more than ten poems per entrant. International Publications will retain first publication rights for accept­ ed poems. Cash prizes will go to the top five poems — first place $100. sec­ ond place $50. third place $25. fourth place $15 and fifth place $10. The contest offers $200 in cash and book prizes and free printing for all accepted poems in the ACP Anthology The forthcoming ACP Antholo­ gy will be the Wth edition. Deadline for the contest is October 31 Send your entries to Interna­ tional Publications. Box 44-L, Los Angeles. Calif. 90044.

— PETER PERMUY Panel focuses on morals

MORALS/From page I temptation for its abuse is evident, he said. Evans then spoke of a trend that Schofield, who teaches a course began about 20 years ago whereby in mass media law, noted how com­ the motto caveat emptor or "con­ plex the moral issue was. "Who's sumer beware" became less preva­ got control?" he asked of morals. lent in our society. He added people will emulate the Consumerism, product liability, role model above them — that busi­ environmental law, pollution con­ ness will reflect the desires of the trol, profits, advertising, and some consumer as television will reflect areas not even subject to moral the tastes of the viewer. scrutiny are increasingly defined by For a closing religious perspec­ law. tive, Kram stated that, historically, religion has provided for ethical " Business's morality reflects so­ business practices by way of bibli­ ciety's morality," Mescon stated He cal codes. cited the absence of role models as He pointed out examples that a major problem in American socie­ Pressed mainly intregity and fair- ty, and encouraged students to as­ ni'ss. He said it was important for sume responsible and positive roles, people to determine how their ac­ since they would be "the role mod­ tions stand up to moral tests. els of the future." The presentation was followed LAGER BEER Cubberly discussed the pros and by a brief question-and-answer pe­ A brewer's masterpiece from Holland' cons of technology, stating that it riod, after which moderator Sages­ permits proper use of our environ­ er provided a bit of insight on mor­ ment and resources, but allows for als. "This is serious business that abuse as well. It also allows for we're talking about, not just a power in the business field, and the game." he said. Friday, September 23. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page International groups growing

By PETER PREMINGER MJ reyra, an Argentinian lawyer and With the motto "Service to Man­ pus, described Shepherds Interna­ Hurricane Staff Writer journalist who covered the Con­ kind," Shepherds International has tional as a "club to bring everybody gress, was invited by LASA to give attracted diverse students interest­ together." International student organiza­ a conference at UM. (See related ar­ ed in transcending all national, ra­ Some of its immediate projects tions on campus have begun their ticle.) cial and political barriers to work in are collecting old clothing and I • activities for the fall semester. unison for the fulfillment of its housewares, trying to improve fa­ These organizations include main goal — providing housing for cilities for the handicapped at some Shepherds International, the Coun­ At Shepherds International, the homeless around the world. of the university's buildings, and cil of International Students and meetings start with a prayer and Julius Adegunloye, the club's sending a delegate to the United aa_\J2_____ Organizations (COISO) and the end with a handshake. main promoter and founder on cam­ Nations. through Syracuse University's study abroad programs. Latin American Student Association Study in one of SU's 27 academic programs conducted in (LASA). England, France, Italy, Spain and other locations. Grants COISO has already welcomed in­ coming international students at its are available for a semester, a year, or a summer of foreign welcome booth and intends to keep Argentinian speaks on economy study. Want to learn more? Complete and return this ad to serving those students it represents. Michael Calo, Division of International Programs Abroad, By the end of September the 335 Comstock Avenue, Syracuse, NY 13210. (315) 423-3471. group plans to sponsor a series of On Argentina, his native country, except for Saturday and Sunday, sports events, such as soccer, bas­ By LOURDES FERNANDEZ Hurricane News Ediior he spoke the most, saying that in when thc national bank is closed. Name . ketball, tennis, volleyball and one the beginning of the century it was new sport, Sepak Takran. Venezuelan debts total about $40 The economic crisis in Latin sixth in the world in economic Address. According to COISO President growth. At present, it is 76th in the million, which translates into a def­ America has contributed to the re­ icit of $2,000 per person. Ahmad Sabri, these sports "bring cession In the United States, said world, and the regression con­ City .State . .Zip. up the potentials of international tinues. "Every child, when born, instead Omar Alcides Ferreyra, an Argenti­ of bringing a loaf of bread under his students and make them more ac­ nian lawyer and journalist who He believes that Argentina should Program of interest, tive in the university's activities. not be responsible for the debts in­ arms, brings a card of debt of spoke at a recent meeting of the $2,000," said Ferreyra. International] students are too aca­ Latin American Students Associa­ curred by a military regime which demically-oriented." tion. came into power seven years ago. He characterized Brazil as the Other plans include having an Ferreyra was in Miami to attend Since that time, the debt has "country with the greatest risk to Before or iifter Game: international student representative the Hemispheric Congress of Latin jumped from $6 million to $42 mil­ put money into." The debt has on the Student Activity Fee Allocat­ American Chambers of Commerce lion. grown from $30 million in 1977 to Tailgate Party ing Committee and incorporating and Industry, held at the Omni. "The inflation in Argentina is $90 million this year. COISO cabinet member Alexandra possibly the biggest in the entire "With recession and expansion of 25c a beer Tellez to USBG He said exportation from the United States to Argentina and world," he added. the public sector, Brazil cannot COISO'S last general meeting Mexico had diminished by 40 and "Ours is the only country in the complete their international prom­ was attended by the Athletic Direc­ 37 percent, respectively. This, he world that de-evaluates every day, ises," he added. , tor Sam Jankovich; Laura Morgan, added, contributed to a decrease in director of International Student U.S. production — and an increase I// and Scholar Services; Joe Pineda, in unemployment. There are ana­ director of the Student Union; and lysts who quote 250,000 as the tm William Butler, vice-president for number of unemployed in the Unit­ Crimewatch Student Affairs, who confirmed ed States as a result of Latin Ameri­ that International House will not be can economy, said Ferreyra. closing. "The immediate causes of the bad UM Public Safety is again offering many crime prevention pro­ LASA is the organization respon­ economy," said Ferrerya in quoting grams to the campus community. sible for representing UM's Latin the Costa Rican representative at Bicycle registration is available at Public Safety Monday through Throw a keg of beer in your trunk with American students. Currently pre­ the Hemispheric Congress, "are the Friday from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Engravers are available for loan by calling a pail of ice and tap and drink for only sided by F.lcna del Valle, an MBA high interest rates in loans and the the crime prevention officer. candidate, this organization's inter­ reduction in global offers of fund­ Public Safety urges you to double up at night when walking on 25c a 12 oz. beer. ests lie in both academic and enter­ ing for loans." campus. But if this is impossible, Public Safety is again providing an es­ tainment areas. He spoke on various Latin Ameri­ cort service during evening hours. Call 284-6666 if you need an escort FREE DELIVERY LASA delegates attended the IV can countries currently having fi­ on campus. Hemispheric Congress of Latin nancial problems. This year Public Safety has assigned one police officer to foot pa­ to U. of Miami American Chambers of Commerce Mexico, he said, had a debt of $80 trol in the mall area, including the Student Union, Riehter Library, and Industry, sponsored by CAMA- million. Because of the recession in Ashe Building, and Jenkins Building. The officer will answer all calls in COL. Mexico, there has been a noticeable that area and be highly visible to would-be offenders. The shift will in­ 753-4844 Attending this congress, held at increase in illegal immigration of clude early evening hours, when many students are in the Student the Omni Hotel, were U.S. Secre­ Mexicans into the United States. Union and library. tary of Treasury Donald Regan, Gov. Bob Graham, and Mayor Mau­ rice Ferre. Representatives from 25 countries and 152 Hispanic cham­ bers of commerce from different states also were in attendance. Some of the topics discussed con­ cerned the international financial BACK AT SCH© markets and the foreign debt of Latin America and the Caribbean. Last Monday Omar Alcides Fer- UM Health Center offers free services

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BOX I4S132 UNiviflSiTv or MIAMI CORAL GABl tS FLORIDA 33134 305 It* **Q, STOP Revoke check CAs, cashing fee n a perplexing lack of sensitivity on the part of UM administrators, the absurd $5 check cashing card CZJLA I fee continues to be imposed on the student body. Despite attempts by Undergraduate Student Body Gov­ ernment leaders to reason with the university administra­ tion, they have still refused to revoke the fee. However, UM President Edward T. Foote II told stu­ dents at an open forum last week that if check cashing is an issue with the students, the administration is willing to look into the issue. In an effort to force the administration to react to the student concerns, the USBG Senate Wednesday passed Category D legislation requesting that "The $5 check cashing fee will be immediately revoked" and "all collected monies ... will be returned to the appropriate students in the form of $5 payments." The legislation adds that "USBG is in favor of the continued use of a check cashing card." The Category D legislation means that the adminis­ tration must respond to the bill within 30 days or it goes into effect. This in effect forces the issue — and it is time to force the issue. The check cashing fee is unnecessary; it merely fuels student resentment toward the university at a time when school support is desperately low. Even if a card is neces­ sary, a $5 fee goes far beyond what it costs to produce the cards. Students already pay enough to attend this universi­ ty without having to pay additional petty charges which are being used to generate additional funds for the uni­ versity. The university should approve the USBG legislation, and as soon as possible. Revoking the fee would be a sign to the students that this university does care about their welfare — a sign that students desperately need to see. There's room for all Bookstore setting example By JOHN CROUT of it — $247,000 — was profit. books, which enables the Book­ "The way the consumers per­ Hurricane Opinion Editor 75 percent covered the Book­ store to make a minimal amount ceive the business has a lot to do in music rooms Any sub-unit of the university store's cost of the merchandise of money on them. with the success of the busi­ he campaign started by 960 residents to give non- that seeks to keep costs to an sold, and 18 Vi percent covered Another method used to help ness," said Mr. Canfield. music majors access to the practice rooms is dedi­ absolute mini­ the remaining overhead. keep book costs down is the We all know the difficulty we Tcated to a cause worthy of careful inspection by the mum, that re­ The $247,000 is divided into practice of buying and selling have in returning books when administration of the School of Music. members the two parts. One part goes to pay used books. Once something we don't have a receipt. So does It is true that the School of Music is in desperate people who back the original bond issue done by the Bookstore, it is now Mr. Canfield and his staff. This need of more practice rooms and that recent improve­ bring the money used to build the Student Union; done by an outside company be­ is one of the reasons for the ments have increased the efficiency of their use. But is here are stu­ the remaining money goes into cause of the large amount of third-place prize in the fall hardly true that the facilities available are being used dents, and that what Mr. Canfield refers to as work involved. It is cheaper to drawing. The prize was reim- with the utmost efficiency. regulates its ac­ the "university general fund." hire someone else to do it. Fur­ busement for all book costs for To put a blanket limit on their use by excluding tivity and serv­ The medical bookstore ther, it enables the students to the semester. The only stipula­ non-music majors is a crippling blow to those students ice to the stu­ grossed $1.9 million in the same sell books at a more convenient tion is that the winner present who come to the University of Miami for a well-rounded Crout dent is operating period. Many customers on the time because the company that all of the receipts. This type of education. in the best interests of the stu­ medical campus come from buys them has a larger market contest gives the student anoth­ The Hurricane recognizes that practicing ls an essen­ dents. places other than the student to sell them, thus increasing the er reason to hold on to those re­ tial aspect of studying for the music major and priority The management of the Book­ body, whose population is number of titles needed and al­ ceipts in the event the need to should be given to the music major. Music in general, store meets all of the above re­ roughly only 700. The reason lowing books to be bought back return them is not enough. though, is not an area of growth limited to those who quirements. for this is its availablity to peo­ even if we won't use them the For those who have won­ choose it as a profession. Luisa de la Cruz, a 14-year ple downtown and the fact the following semester. dered who pays for the discount It is an essential part of a well-rounded education to veteran of the Bookstore and doctors from South America Some of the profit, before it available to employees, it is nice everybody, especially the students here who seek a cul­ the assistant manager, attests to have used it as a source of high goes to the university, goes di­ to know that the money that tured, pleasurable education. Academic life for any stu­ the dedication I sense when I quality medical supplies. rectly back to the students in pays for the discount does not dent should, in no way, be limited. speak with Charles Canfield, Many of the purchases made the form of contest prizes. come from the profits generated True, the School of Music offers one of the best pro­ Bookstore manager. According by the purchasing departments Though some prizes are donated by students. At the end of the grams at this university — for that matter, one of the to her, Mr. Canfield, she says, is of both stores are done using a to the Bookstore — a bicycle year, the necessary paperwork best in the country. However, it is not entirely true that, "student-oriented no matter bidding practice, which is a fair­ courtesy of Papermate and a is sent to personnel and the as one music major put it, the School of Music is "an oasis what." ly standard practice, in order to personal computer from Texas money comes from the em­ swimming in a sea of a — holes." The same individual "He loves the students." obtain the best prices. Unfortu­ Instruments — many others ployee benefit plan. who expressed this idea was the first to agree with the Be it known, here and now, nately, because of a fair trade come from that profit or as part In addition to all of this, it', idea that someone who wants to practice should be able this is clearly the truth. We are act, the Robinson-Patman Act, of a deal that was worked out In nice to know that 87 of of 120 to do so. fortunate to have him here be­ the Bookstore's mere status as a purchasing contract. Some­ large college stores (stores Some of the practice pianos are in excellent condi­ cause of his dedication to the being part of an educational in­ times a vendor will throw some­ which gross a minimum of $3 tion and perhaps should remain exclusively at the finger­ students, his experience as a stitution is insufficent to allow thing into a deal in order to million) who responded to a sur­ tips of jazz piano majors. Others, though, have been so vendor of books and his general it to come up with better prices make the deal more attractive vey showed our Bookstore's op­ well abused by music students in the past that there is business experience. than somebody else. — some type of gift. Mr. Can- erating expenses to be about 4 very little more damage a non-music major could do to Of the $3.8 million grossed by The book vendors give the field turns the gift over to the '/2 percent below the average. them. Despite the appearance of some of those instru­ the Bookstore in the academic Bookstore a 20 percent reduc­ students in the form of a prize, Thank you, Mr. Canfield, and ments, they are still able to hold a tuning. year 1982-83, only 6 >/2 percent tion on the cover cost of most according to Mrs. de la Cruz. thank you to your staff. By paying the same practice fee music majors pay, the non-music major would be able to hold up his or her end of the tuning contract. During off-hours — and they do exist — non-music majors should be given the chance Letters to the Editor to grow, a chance music majors have been lucky enough to have only because they have their gift in music. We can't all be musical geniuses, but that's no rea­ son to tell those who aren't, and who are willing to pay, that "This establishment only serves those of us in the Thanks to all. apathy is dead oasis." To the editor: Hurricanes Marathon Happy demonstrated the enthusiasm of and his unending dedication to Hour" was a Rathskeller record the administration. the event, and also to the Miami STAFF setter. Over 2,600 members Those corporate sponsors Hurricanes, the Cheerleaders, Last Friday, all sectors of the passed through our doors. It present, such as Sun Bank, the corporate sponsors, the The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during the regular academ­ UM community — from athlet­ marked the first public appear­ Champs, McDonald's, and Coors Rathskeller Advisory Board and ic year, and is written and edited Oy Ihe undergraduate students ol the ics to academics and administra­ ance before the student body of Beer, were most impressed. I my employees for contributing University ot Miami. This publication does nol necessarily represent Ihe tors to students — joined forces Sam Jankovich, our new athlet­ would like to commend Barbara to this landmark event. views and opinions ol the University's trustees, faculty, or administration * 1983 by the University ol Miami in an overwhelming display of ic director. Thank you, Sam, for Scherer of the Miami Hurricane Finally, I thank the "Mara­ ' 1983 by Ihe University ol Miami's undergraduate student body spirit and enthusiasm to pro­ taking your jacket off to lead us for her positive and informative thoners," those students and claim their loyalty to the Uni­ in a rousing cheer. article. She seemed surprised bthers who helped create an at­ versity of Miami. In this rare President Foote expressed his that the event "just happened." mosphere of spirit and camara­ RONNIE RAMOS ROY S. KOBERT gathering of community and support for a revived basketball At this time I would like to derie as has rarely been experi­ Editor in Chief Business Manager campus leaders and the student program. Coach Schnellenber­ give special thanks to the people enced here before! body, the popular notion of stu­ ger introduced his three co-cap­ that made the total evening ap­ dent apathy here was struck a tains to a cheering crowd, and pear to be impromptu and Bill Managing Editors George Haj tatal blow. Dr. William Butler (introduced Mullowney, of the Howling Lewis H. Yagodnik John Oudens The "First Annual Howling as a friend of the students) also Hurricanes, for his super idea Rathskeller Manager News Editor Lourdes Fernandez Associate News Editor Lourdes Ferrer Asistant News Editor Pete Per muy Opinion Editor John Crout Entertainment Editor Scott E. Rixford Students losing golden opportunity Assistant Entertainment Editors Wendy Shaffer Barbara Scherer Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer By PETER PREMINGER a good review is very difficult. the semester — other than my­ whom activities are accessible, Photography Editor Jeff Gottlieb Hurricane Stall Writer Usually, one has to introduce self. yet the attitude with which to Copy Editor Alexander Saitta several subtle opinions and give "They pay idiots to go During the last performance, enjoy them is ever so distant. them an high aura of definite Those who have been given Circulation Manager Eddio Santiago there,"was a comment I once truth. In addition to the good the Chamber Players of Gusman Classified Manager Maggie Duthely heard concerning Gusman Hall. Hall, directed by Lucas Drew, everything, appreciate little, and times, of which there are many, are grateful for even less. Production Manager Renee Rosen Bull. I go and I am no idiot. I sometimes one must incur the had the chance to display the Herald Manager Scott Kornspsn visited Gusman on a regular wrath of a performer, and full extent of their professional­ An education is more than ac­ basis before becoming a Hurri­ sometimes — even though they ism to everybody from adult ademics, football games and Senior Advisor Sharon Clark cane writer and am still doing may be few — one must talk community members to tod­ evenings at the Rathskeller. Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger so. Now, the difference is that I about the public. dlers. Have you guessed who I am Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts not only visit but also write Guess who wasn't there? One talking about? about what is going on there — Sales Personnel . Stu Berger. Sandy Van Dine. Renee Rosen. Here is the most difficult part ... Two ... Three ... Please do not lose the chance and yes, am even paid for trying of doing a critique at Gusman Precisely those for whom Amy Mursten to come up with some halfway of visiting the superb talent in Hall at the University of Miami. Gusman Hall was built. Those this excellent auditorium. Gus­ PoltOffecej Bon 248132 decent reviews. Simply put, I don't know for v for whom Gusman Hall is only a man Hall is as close to you — or Unevesrsetv or eVame Nevertheless, the job of doing whom I will write throei" ieie,t fri" cr. ree; _\V,.V. ThenSe? for as f.-ir — as you want it to be. Friday. September 23. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page _ SAGA needs to improve service -Cc Glacier 'Restaurant By JEFF GOTTLIEB The attitude of the employees when Saga is being good to us. only problem was that they Hurricane Staff Columni-,1 is another thing that turns my On rare occasions Saga serves wouldn't sprinkle on the salad. stomach. I ask not for a smile, us the real stuff. Yes, I am re­ It was like a sculptured baseball Our quality cuisine, service & Saga — the sound of the for I realize that would take an ferring to roast beef. The only held together by grease and fat. atmosphere has been recognized word is ghastly, the taste of it expension of energy, but just for problem is, they know of only Saga's food, when delivered manv times in leading publications in even worse. a look that dosn't scare me so three ways to serve it — well to the cafeterias, is of good South Honda Our prices are As most of us know, around that I'm afraid to ask for extra done, more well done, and most quality, but somehow it changes moderate, our cuisine » wines are campus Saga is synonymous gravy. well done. The only thing that after the cooks get it. With a bit _^______^A • excellent. with bad food served with an Once there was no one in saves it from being too tough to of care in cooking and pleasant unpleasant frown. back of the deli counter at the eat is that it is cut paper thin. help, eating at one of Saga's din­ Open Mon.-Thurs.: II am-ll pm I contemplated long and hard Hurricane Cafeteria, so I invad­ Another nice gesture occur­ ing establishments could some­ Fri.-Sat.^ II am 12 midnight on what I disliked more — the ed the sacred territory and ap­ red last year when they served day be less painful and perhaps food or the service. Surprising­ proached the hard-boiled eggs. real homemade bacon bits. The even enjoyable. ly, I found the service bothered All of a sudden a frantic woman Join us in the afternoon for the best selection of me more. By service I am refer­ came running to me and Homemade Ice Cream & Desserts ring to the manner in which the said,"you can't be back there." I Letters Welcome food is slopped on the plate. said, "I just wanted a hard- The one-scoop rule is my pet boiled egg," and started to reach The Miami Hurricane invites its readers to write letters to the edi­ Le glacier 'Restaurant peeve. The employees are only- tor one. The lunatic grabbed a tor on subjects of interest to its readers. All letters must be legible allowed to give out one scoop of knife and started approaching (typewritten preferred) and signed. Student numbers and telephone 5950 S. Dixie Hwy. (corner US I % 73 St.) — 666-3130 .-' tuna fish. This is fine if you're a me. I quickly fled. The quest for numbers must also be given in order to verify the authenticity of the , 166 Giralda Avenue. Coral Gables — -447-9667 small rodent (of which I'm sure a hard-boiled egg was no cause writer. to die. Members of organizations be identified as such, only when writing they have plenty), but not if on issues related to their organization. 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By WENDY SHAFFER China's jazz party is meant for One talent at the opening cele­ Ilurriiane Assistant Entertainment Editor everyone. "We want to play for the bration was Pete Minger, a third- people what they want to hear," he year student at the University of Be bop bo sho bop. said. "If it's bebop, mainstream, or Miami. Minger is no ordinary stu­ Morse code? Pig Latin? Childish avant garde — if the people want dent. This 40-year-old trumpet gibberish? It, we will try to give it to them." player has been a featured soloist Not Sunday night at Stefano's on According to Valles, age isn't a with Count Basie for 11 years. Key Biscayne. Starting last Sunday factor. At the opening celebration Minger is a special guest per­ the popular restaurant/night spot there were enthusiasts of all ages, former with the University of on the Key is offering a new pro­ from a 2-year-old that danced all Miami Conert Jazz Band and was gram, Jazz on the Key. night to an 80-year-old man that awarded one of the six citations the Orlando Sturaro, manager of Ste­ preferred to listen from his seat. band was issued during the band's fano's, said the change was made Valles said, "Jazz is a labor of recent trip to Detroit for the Mon­ for "selfish" reasons. love." treux Detroit Kool Jazz Festival. According to Sturaro, in his na­ It must be for the 30-year jazz On this particular occasion, even tive Europe jazz has a very large veteran. Valles has been performing after a lengthy set with vocalist following, with huge crowds as on radio in Florida for 20 years. His Alice Day, his mind was on an well as huge costs for attending jazz program is on WTMI Tuesday exam he was taking the next morn­ concerts. "Now," he chuckleed," I through Saturday from midnight ing. He also inquired if there was can listen to the jazz I love all 1 until 6 a.m.. and now he will be ap­ anyone available for typing term want." pearing at Stefano's on Sundays papers. Performer or not, students The format has been tried suc­ from 9 p.m. until 1 a.m. in the com­ all have the same problems. cessfully in the past, said Sturaro. pany of his "friends." Minger is interested in inviting ife said once a week will be enough Valles' friends are the touring other UM artists to perform at Ste­ to satisfy the refined jazz palate of and local jazz talents found in South fano's. He plans on performing Sun­ South Floridians and folks of North­ Florida. Utilizing years of contacts days whether or not he has an exam ern persuasion, or frustration, that in the jazz industry, Valles will be the next day. He said he's "hun­ soon will descend on the Sunny inviting visiting artists to pop In for gry" South. impromptu jam sessions as a sup­ Minger enjoys playing alongside Jazz on the Key will be hosted by plement to the talents of regular younger UM performers. He said, Stadium to be Policed China Valles of radio station WTMI. performers at Stefano's. "It brings back memories . . . keeps you going huffin' and puffin'." The Police will appear in South Florida at Miami Baseball Stadium Oct. 28. Opening Minger said of his relationship with for the Police will be the Fixx. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10 a.m. at Bass out­ the rising jazz artist at UM: "We in­ spire each other to do it all." lets. Lines are expected to be long, so don't forget to set your alarm. Ticket prices Small-town Americana Sandy Patton, another guest art­ are $15 in advance and $17.50 at the door, if there are any left. ist with UMCJB, will also be per­ I forming at Str'ano's in the near fu­ ture. By WENDV SHAFFER A town the size of Beaufort During the week, Tuesday George C. Scott shines Hurricane Assistant Entertainment Editor thrives on keeping informed. My through Saturday, Joe Petrone & first exposure to "mass communica­ His Trio entertain the dinner crowd tion." If a Beaufortite is overheard until midnight, when a DJ takes Well, the dust is beginning to set­ sneezing in a store, by the time he over with popular dance music until tle about the campus, students are gets home he's getting "hope-you- 5 a.m. in 'Patton' at Beaumont I beginning to put get-better" phone calls. • down their high Stefano's is ideal for listening to know that we will experience the There is a lot to be said for walk­ jazz. The interior is designed for Patton is both an intense war (lighters (ever no­ By HUGH BERLOW drama and a unique character carnage of war. il tice that when you ing down the boardwalk and hang­ comfort and optimal listening posi­ ing around the docks (my second tion. On Sunday the dance floor is Hurricane Staff Writer study. George C. Scott gives the Scott's preparation for the role is I buy used books, performance of his career as "Old almost as famous as the movie It* I only the first three and third favorite pastimes). Night­ crowded by tables, not dancers, but ly Beaufort's population gathers at no one seems to notice. The jazz en­ He probably could have taken on Blood and Guts." self. Using newsreel footage and • chapters are high­ the German army single-handedly. every available photograph, Scott the docks, similar but not as grand thusiasts in attendance last Sunday With war raging throughout Eu­ lighted?), and the in scope as Key West's farewell to weren't there for exercise. A simple He brought fear to his own staff studied all voice patterns and idio­ I student population and troops and frustration to the rope, Gen. George Patton uses his syncrasies of the general, literacy sun. Sailing stories and pitchers of snap of the fingers or swaying head unique knowledge of military histo­ lis beginning to beer are passed around, and usually would suffice on this occasion. upper echelon. He was one of the immersing himself in the role. Nei I search out new greatest generals of the Second ry (which he claims to have other actor in recent memory fuis a musician of one sort or another For information concerning up­ amassed in previous lives) to fight .!. .ffer ,orms of st'mula- (spoon players are always wel­ World War. But was he military ge­ gone to such great lengths to pre coming events at Stefano's on Key nius — or a madman? in the best way he knows. He also pare himself for a movie part. __.atier _ _ _ _, come) delights the crowd with anti­ Biscayne, call 361-7007. tj n fQ jt incurs the wrath of the military However, controversy surround­ ready-patterned lives. quated sailing ditties. command by flying off the handle Yeah, you say, but what about and often acting solely on Impulse. ed Scott after he refused to acci.pt Please note the following test real entertainment, bands, celebri­ His superiors are caught in the mid­ his best actor Oscar. pattern (it's not necessary to adjust ties, sports, action, attractions? dle: he is surely the best general Film fans might be wondering your paper; oh, the wonders of Okay, so the town is lacking in a they have, but is he too mad? why Patton is included in the Fran­ print): 8 o'clock alarm (let's be rea­ few areas. cis Ford Coppola retrospective. This sonable, no one actually takes an 8 Attractions consist of a tour of Patton makes no pretense that is because Coppola won an Osi^ar o'clock class). 10 extra minutes of the old homes in Beaufort including war is glamorous or adventurous, for best original screenplay for this, sleep . make that 15 .. make the old cemetery. More interesting although Patton's zeal and enthusi­ a film whose notoriety would he that 30 finally, one more weary than it sounds, usually only the asm give the film a patriotic air. surpassed only by his later, mo:re body rolls out of bed and is making tourists take advantage of this Yet from the outset — as Patton famous Godfather movies. a mad dash to class. Afternoons are offering. As Mrs. Anne once said, states, "When you put your hand Patton will be shown at 'the reserved for Happy Hour, a UM "I've seen all those places and knew into a bunch of goo that a moment Beaumont Cinema today and tomor­ pastime surpassed only by tanning most of them people at one time or before was your best friend's face, row at 9:30 p.m. and Sunday at MM on the hit parade Evenings another, anyway." you'll know what to do" — we pm. well, after all, this is Miami There should be loads of things for re­ This little fishing port actually sourceful students to do made national news this year. There was coverage of the Strange Gusman series offers Kor those of us. not imagi-native, Seafood Fair. This annual event the hours from dusk to dawn are benefits the Mariner's Museum and spent searching out diversions rem­ gives everyone a chance to sample faculty music programs iniscent of our homeland unusual seafood dishes. In neighboring Morehead City, By PETER PREMINGER Mine is the South, and even John Capps, president of the Bald Hurricane Staff Writer though I am still on this side of the Men of America, has his museum of Mason-Dixon Line, Miami is a far hairless memorabilia. Gusman Hall has started its programming for this semester. cry from the lifestyle and nightlife Last week's performance at Gusman featured diverse faculty mem­ of Beaufort, N.C. It's obvious by now that this area is not lacking in the cultural areas bers interpreting a varied program including Luigi Boccherini's Quintet for enjoyed by South Floridians. Two Violins, Two Violincellos and Viola; Sonata for Piano and Violin by What can you do in Beaufort that Johannes Brahms; Largo of a Trio for Violin, Viola and Double Bass by vou can't do here'' Quite a few celebrities have Frank Proto; and Quintet for Piano, Violin, Viola and Violincello by one of Well, you can sit on a porch. Not passed through Beaufort. Even Wal­ Mozart's (and Mozart's archrival, Salieri's) favorite pupils, Johann Nepo- just your porch, but any porch. ter Cronkite sailed into port (the en­ muk Hummel. Beaufort is one of those "Ameri­ tire town came to a standstill). I confess that having entered only after the intermission, I missed Boccherini's Quintet and Brahms' Sonata. cana" towns that still holds fast the Beaufort is equipped with its dying art of porch swinging Not Frank Proto's Largo of a Trio movement proved an interesting exam­ nwn pirate, Sinbad. The only pirate ple of how jazz-sounding rhythms can be perfectly legitimate in the per­ limited to the occupants of the in the United States with a license, house, Beaufort's swinging popula­ formance of chamber music. this Beaufort notable has appeared A viola and double bass pizzicato gave this piece (or movement) a tion invites anyone up and off the on a popular morning talk show. street for conversation about the jazz-like quality without making it any less presentable as a work worthy weather, fishing, and basketball <•> Spectator sports flourish in Beau­ of a small chamber group. Unfortunately, no more information was inmi?d- North Carolina obsession) fort. There is a very talented mutt iately available on the composer. that catches Frisbees with amazing The performance of Hummel's Quintet proved that interpreting cer­ accuracy, and weekly dart tourna­ Where the Boys Are tain composers' music can be deceptively simple. On one particular occasion I was Today at 8 p.m. Donald Walker will give a mixed classical-romaotic making my way to the inlet to ex­ ments attract thousands (well, at least a few dozen). Gentleman's Quarterly, one of the nation's leading male performance. amine the day's arrival of sailboats fashion magazines, will send envoys Sunday to Bur­ This pianist, presented by the Elizabeth Licht Piano Series, will pllay (another evening ritual) when I was Time passes quickly at UM, and works by Mozart, Beethoven and Chopin. called up by Mrs. Anne to discuss when the opportunity presents it­ dines. 163rd Street Mall. The show will offer cocktails, buffet and door prizes in addition to a lineup of some of Works by Mozart include the Adagio in B minor K. 540 and the SCNIO the weather, fishing, and basket- self and I'm back in Beaufort I will ta in C Major K. 330. Walker selected to interpret Beethoven's Waldstein hall. After a short visit turned into a spend evenings on Mrs. Anne's winter's hottest clothes. The event begins at 6:30 p.m. Sonata in C Major. Op. 53. long stay, complete with biscuits, I porch talking about all the really Tickets are $20 per person and can be purchased by The program's second portion pays tribute to Chopin with a prelud*. a began to see the raal importance of spectacular things I rould be doing calling 940-4461. I * nocturne and the third sch^fcio. Opus 39, among others. V • this pastime P, if I were in Miami. *» For more information call 284-6477 > Friday September 23. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 *IAN DAY CENTER

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The Miami Hurricane is pleased to make available space for your Ages 2-6 • Structured event in the Weekender section, ff a function arrives that deserves campus attention, please fill out a form at the entertainment desk in the Hot Lunches Curriculum Hurricane office, room 221 of the Student Union. Spacious • Experienced staff Film" ]^^^^J Classrooms Tuition From *3 1 .25/wk. is I A Red Kd. Sept. 23-24 Hiroshima Mon Amour, 7:15 p.m., Patton, 8:45 p.m., (•MV I mt •] rini I MM MrfbaellM and The Groove Tube, 10 p.m. Ane_ •> S.. Me.-I Sept. 27 Free screening of Columbia's The Big Chill, cosponsored 666-7409 by the Student Entertainment Committee at 8 p.m. BETRAYAL... ACCLAIMED Rathskeller BY CRITICS EVERYWHERE!

.Sept. 23 Happy Hour, 4:30-7 p.m. Special Edition Dance Night "IIS KINGSLEY TOPS HIS BRILLIANT WORK IN 'GANDHI* with a special guest DJ at 8 p.m., sponsored by the Roadrunners. WITH THE MOST RIVETING PORTRAYAL OF THE SEASON.' ' Sept. 24 Fifth Quarter Party after Notre Dame game, 11 p.m. Special Events

Sept. 23 Midday Recess and Miller's Midday Olympics at 11 ;30 on the patio. Sept. 24 UM Football vs Notre Dame, 9 p.m. at Orange Bowl. UM's 3rd annual pre-game party, sponsored by the UM Alumni Association, will be held on the lot across the street from the Orange Bowl's east end zone, 5:30-8:30 p.m. All the food you can eat (barbeque ribs and chicken, corn on the cob, baked beans, cole slaw, potatoe salad, water­ melon and desert), all the Coors and Pepsi you can drink. Continuous entertainment by Rick Shaw of WAXY 106. $12 per person, or $10 for e , •* season ticket holders, UM students, members of the UM Alumni Associ­ ation, Athletic Federation, administration, faculty or staff. Sept. 23-24 Piano concert by Jesus Garcia, sponsored by National STARTS Association for Hispanic Culture and Koubek Cultura '83. 8 p.m. on the 24th and 6 p.m. on the 25th. Tickets are $10, Koubek Center. 2705 S.W. 3rd Street. "• BflONANO MOV't. »t mMitke. Oe.llte.i-_ -MVitCKm Sept. 24 Save the Voice Benefit Pool from 2-6 p.m. at Flynns Ocean 71. Featuring two local bands plus WVUM DJ's. There will be a The Institute for $3 donation. Flynns is on 71st Street and Collins Ave. in Miami. Sept. 25 Burdines and Gentleman's Quarterly present "Live." In­ cluded in the price of the $20 tickets will be cocktails, buffet, and fash­ Paralegal Training ion show with CQ Mechandise Editor Will Carter. Starting at 6:30, this special event will be hosted by the Burdines 163rd Street store. Tickets are available at the Cash Office. works. Sept. 25 Monty Trainer's Second Annual Coconut Grove Antique Car Show. Held from 9:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. at Peacock Park in the Grove, phone 858-1431. So do its graduates. Sept. 28 Circle K sponsored United Way Program, A Mile of Sil­ ver, at the Student Union, at 12 p.m. Nickles, dimes and quarters will Four months of intensive training can by collected from the students and will be placed side by side on a mile-long marker tape around the Student Union and Bookstore. Com­ add market value to your college degree. petitions will be held among the organizations on campus for the fra­ A sampling ol iob-, our graduates hold: ternity, sorority, non-greek club, and individual student contributing I EGISLATIVF I.I StARCHI R. MUNR IP Al. BOND PARALEGAL, the most. REAL fcSTAT! MARKETING HiRECTOR, Sept. 29 Gloria Steinem, lecturer and publisher, will visit the Bur­ ESTATES & TRUSTS LEG Al ASSISTANT, ENERGY SPECIALIST. dines at Dadeland from 5-6 p.m., in conjunction with her first book. ANTITRUST SPECIALISE C ORPORAIE BENEEITS PLANNER, The public is invited to meet Steinem on the Main Aisle of the store. E.NVIRONMI \ IAL LAW SPFCtAl 1ST • Through our corporate contact*, our nation.! Much team and our computffutd plan nu-nt Mr/ice, uv havo placed over .1)00 of our graduates in law firms, hanks and evaporations Music nationwide. • Vou can specialize' in one ol seven areas ot the law. Sept. 23-25 Raphael, Miami Beach Theater of the Performing Arts. • All courses include training in computer applications to legal Sept. 25 Temptations and Four Tops, Sunrise Musical Theater. practice. • If we cannot secure a job lor you in the city vi vour choice, we Sept. 26-27 Ai Jarreau, James L. Knight Center. provide a substantial tuition refund. Sept. 27 Piano Recital featuring Jose Ignacio Diaz at Miami-Dade • Financial aid and housing are available. Community College, North Campus. Performance is free to the public and will be held from 2:30 p.m. to 4 p.m. \9. Invites All Local r See our resource book on law-related careers at your placement office. Nightclubbing COLLEGES "01 SfS^i Moti-t-wThirs Mights To learn more, tall collect: Mail IHis crmpon lo Sept. 23-24 Rlck'a Cafe will host the music of Skin Tight playing The Instil .1" for .Paralpq,.l Training, from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m., 5859 S.W. 73rd Street, South Miami. 12151 _*7-.J__l Or, return 1926 Arch Street. Ptw_K_ficth.,i. PA 19103 the' coupon Sept. 23-25 U4EA will perform at Whistlers in the Cutler Ridge Please send | tt«e copy o* yoor catalogue Mall from 10:45 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. You must be 21 to get into the club. THEiNsrrnjTE | Philadelphia U Moutlon Sept. 23-24 The Company performs at Raffles Bar & Grill, 163rd FO. PARALEGAL W»WW» r ______„______Street Mall, from 10:30 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. Addnasj ______-______»______TRAINING . St*t . -Zm« pftoeel«|

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Tuesday. MOVIE OF THE WEEK 7,3011000 "AND JUSTICE FOR AU" OPENS SEPTEMBER 23rd AT ^THEATRE NEAR YOU Page 8 Friday. September 23. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE CONTACT LENS SPECIAL 15% OFF EXTENDED WEAR $ WSHE music awards DAILY SOFT LENSES ASTIGMATIC, CAS PERMEABLE 190 Semester Special 2ND PAIR FREE AND BIFOCAL SOFT LENSES AND I fc W Bausch and Lomb .oflens .___——__m ALL EYE CLASSES with complete eye examination at Knight tonight INCLUDES COMPLeTTE EXAMINATION, FITTING AND FOLLOW-UP CARE BY APPOINTMENT ONLY, MON-SAT AND EVENINGS and care kit to all U of M student and faculty Drs. Chrycy and Rubin DR. LLOYD SCHNEIDER Optometrists — Riviera Theatre Bldg. By HOLLY GLEASON 250 VALENCIA AVENUE "CORAL CABLES, FL 33134 •446-4242 1562 S. Dixie Highway Hurricane Staff Wnter Must bring UM id >-'o..e,„-, it^r„.iG»_*.. PO., oeie_. Coral Gables, 665-8114 WSHE-FM will announce the winners of the second annual WSHE Rock Awards tonight at the James L. Knight Center for the Performing Arts. In addition to the disclosure of the winners in each category, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Mitch Ryder will perform, and videos will fill out the TRAVEL evening. Polling has been going on for a month, with ballots being available at RESERVE YOUR THANKSGIVING AND South Florida Seven-Eleven stores, Specs, Peaches and other locations. Voting has been heavy in categories like Group of the Year, Song of the HOLIDAY TRAVEL NOW Year. Album of the Year and Male Vocalist of the Year has been heavy. The biggest disappointment is that WSHE only saw fit to nominate FOR LOWEST PRICES CALL three women: Pat Benatar, Chrissie Hynde and Stevie Nicks. What about Frida? Come on, guys, get it together! The ceremony, which was inauguarated at the Hallandale Agora last year, will begin at 8. Tickets for the evening are available at the door. 594-2929 Stevie Ray Vaughn recently released an album, Texas Flood, which FREE TICKET DELIVERY has a tinge of that Texas rockabilly edge. More notably to some, Vaughn is the guitarist who helped shape David Bowie's Let's Dance with his distinc­ MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED tive riffs. Mitch Ryder, along with the Detroit Wheels, helped make rock 'n' roll AIRLINE TICKETS/CRUISES/TOURS SPECIAL EDITION what it is today with Good Golly Miss Molly and Devil with the Blue Dress On. Ryder's career was resurrected this year with a John Cougar-pro­ duced album. Let's Kicfe a Sleeping Dog, which not only was recorded at Criteria recording studios, but also features Marianne Faithfull on back­ BUSINESS TRAVEL ADVISORS ground vocals. HURRICANE A spokesman for Fantasma Productions, the show's producers, said, "The bill is incredible because these two acts really complement each other. Mitch Ryder still has the ability to crank out hits. Stevie Ray, on the FREE SPINAL EXAMINATION other hand is very contemporary, but also an exciting, solid rocker." DANCE NIGHT What prompted WSHE to do this? "It seemed like a good way to kick Danger Signals of off the fall," said Dave Lange, WSHE operations manager. "Last year we Pinched Nerves: kept it small, so we could handle any problems that came up. This year, 1 Headaches. Dizziness. Blurred Vision it's taken a lot more planning ... but it's definitely worth it. It's going to 2 Neck Pain, Tight Muscles. Spasms be a great show!" 3 Shoulder Pain, Pain Down Arms. Co-sponsored by the Numbness in Hands •> Pain Between Shoulders. Difficult ~- Breathing. Abdominal Pains Roadrunner's Commuter Club 5 Lower Back Pain. Hip Pain. Pain Down Legs Why FREE'' Thousands ot area residents have spine related problems which _ usually respond to chiropractic care 'enthouse Thej is our mat, ol arecourajimj you lo line) out il you have a probMm treat could ba halpad by cheeopractec caea it it also our way ol acquainting you with our start and tactletiaa Whela ma ara accaepttng naw patterns no ona need la. any obtegatton Tonight 8:00 p.m. FREE HAIR CUT Uoat Insurances! Accaplmo Including Metiicara with this ad and student ID Dr. Steve Halegua 1st time cut with poid styling '10 CMrapreetaf 7600 Red Road — Suite 124 253-4221 661-5309 Coral Gables. Florida 666-6142 Corol Rett Penthouse end tf «g • copy of tm» announcement with yoo 59S0 S De»ee He«ey. 152 Sl IS De«ee Hwy MIAMI'S 16ADING SAION SINCl 196} 22 23 24 25 GEORGE C.SCOTT

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Sffl.v Friday. Septemtw. 23. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9 Old creep s, new twist Fletcher is at her patronizing best By ERIC SEIDEL as the government U.F.O. expert. the At Hurricane Stafl Writer Remember her as the cruel nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's As movies ahout extraterrestrials Nest"! Fiona Lewis, famous for por­ abound, it's about time someone did traying movie villainesses, plays the a classy parody on the old inva- alien/Avon lady, looking like a sion-from-outer-space routine. small-town Morticia Addams. Audi­ MUX Strange Invaders takes shots at ences will recognize Kenneth Toby every alien movie from E.T. to In­ who plays the strange but fatherly vasion of the Body Snatchers. elder alien. Toby actually starred in It's certainly not a laugh a min­ many 1950s they're-coming-to-get- BEOS. us screamers, such as The Thing. ute; in fact, like the cultish Ameri­ can Werewolf in London, the humor is often droll and subtle. Even fun­ Another refreshing change in nier is that there is always someone Strange Invaders is the use of spe­ in the audience taking it seriously. cial effects which don't depend on making you nauseous to be interest­ In Strange Invaders, the aliens ing. There's no blood-spurting or landed here 25 years ago and took body-rending, but when the time over a small midwestern town. comes to revert to alien form, the They can replicate humans with process is still intriguing. The head great accuracy, but unfortunately realistically tears away, revealing a they have not learned to keep up tall E.T.-like creature. with fashion trends — they still act Novice director Michael Laughlin and dress right out of the 1950s. brings a charming aura to this lov­ Paul LeMat stars as entomology able flick — it could have been di­ professor Charles Bigelow, who for rected by a young Spielberg. The three years is unaware that the final escape scene reminds one of woman he married is a wayward E.T., but the good guys have to bat­ alien. After the couple's divorce, the tle both the aliens and the govern­ ment — what a combination! professor discovers the alien's little In the humorous film Strange Invaders, Diana Scar­ secret when his ex-wife must re­ With more brains to it than half turn to her "family." the stuff out this last summer, wid, trying to save her daughter, is about to be at­ The caricatures rarely miss their Strange Invaders is quick, witty, mark. The only person who be­ good fun. tacked by Kenneth Tobey and some of the Invaders lieves Bigelow is a writer for a Na­ who have already changed form tional Enquirer-style tabloid. (The writer is nicely played by Nancy Allen with the air of one used to strange stories.) The two join forces to try to expose the invaders and protect Bigelow's daughter. The aliens want her because she's a half-breed. Some classic scenes: • An alien (Fiona Lewis) tries to infiltrate the reporter's apartment disguised as an Avon lady. • The government knows all about the aliens and is secretly ne­ gotiating with them. Hence, when the professor tries to convince a sarcastic U.F.O. researcher (Louise Fletcher) of their existence, she tries to confuse him with pictures Absolute Animals! of everything from Silly Putty crea­ This week's free Friday Flick is Animal Crackers. Thisture s to Steven Spielberg. cult classic stars the immortal Marx Brothers. The film The aliens think they have been discovered when they read the tab­ will be screened free to students with ID at 8 p.m. in loid's story of "strange invaders." the Ruth Stanford Lounge of the Student Union. ForThe y don't understand that no one more information about the film, call the Student Activi­believes the tabloid, anyway. Diana Scarwid stiffly plays the ties office at 284-5646. alien ex-Mrs. Bigelow. Louise

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Page 10 Friday, September 23,1983 Sports Fans' faith propels Notre Dame's Kiel

By LOUIE SOMOGYI the na'ion with a freshman starting to win the quarterback job outright that happened to Blair," said Faust at quarterback. Inexperience, how­ in his junior year. Nevertheless, about Kiel's injury. SOUTH BEND, IND. — Last ever, caught up with Kiel. Notre Notre Dame fans were waiting for "I have always had confidence in week's 28-23 loss to Michigan State Dame was 2-2-1 with only five the moment when highly regarded myself," sad Kiel during the fall put Notre Dame quarterback Blair touchdowns in its final five games sophomore Ken Karcher would take practice sessions this year, "but I Kiel in a familiar position — shoul­ that year. Kiel's final stats included over for Kiel during the season. detinitely have more confidence dering the blame for another loss. a 39 percent completion rate, only Ron Hudson, a disciple of San this year. The reasons I have more "I'm responsible for two of their 531-yards passing, and no touch­ Francisco 49ers Head Coach Bill confidence include the team's vot­ touchdowns," said Kiel of his two down passes. The first questions of Walsh, joined the Notre Dame staff ing me captain and having the same interceptions. "Both of them [the his competence were raised. in order to help Kiel make the best offensive system to work with for passes] were forced. That's stub­ Gerry Faust took over as the use of his talents. the first time in my career here. born mc again." head coach next year and immedi­ The season started off brightly; "I think my injury last year was The trials have come as a sur­ ately announced that Tim Koegel, Kiel won ABC's Chevrolet "Most a blessing in disguise. I gained con­ prise. After a spectacular prep-ca­ who quarterbacked two of Faust's Valuable Player" award against fidence while I was injured because reer at Columbus East High School teams at Moeller High School to Michigan in the season opener and many people came up to me saying in Columbus, Indiana, Kiel gained state championships, would return then rallied the Irish to a 16-14 how much the team really needs me consensus All-American recognitor for the Irish as a fifth-year redshirt comeback victory against Miami and how important I was to the Some scouting sevices even listed in 1981. three weeks later to give Notre team's success." him as thc No. 1 quarterback pros­ "I knew I would have to start all Dame a 4-0 record. He is more at peace with himself pect in the nation. over again," recalls Kiel. Kiel became the object of scorn this year. He now even shrugs off Possessing a rocket-arm and nim­ For the first half of the season, the next week, though; he passed criticism with an "it comes with the ble feet, he passed and ran for al­ Kiel and Koegel split the duties at for only 80-yards and three inter­ territory" attitude. most 5,000 total yards in his three quarterback while the team stum­ ceptions in a 16-13 loss to Arizona. seasons in high school while leading bled to a 2-3 record. Kiel completed The 1983 season started off well "The quarterback situation can again for Kiel and Notre Dame, as his previously unheralded team to only seven of his 21 passes during no longer be ignored," wrote a col­ the state championship in his senior that stretch and threw five inter­ Kiel completed 9-of-14 passes for umnist in the Notre Dame student 166-yards and two touchdowns in year. ceptions. newspaper The Obsers'er. "The Universities throughout the na­ "Where, oh where, is a 'Notre the Irish's 52-6 conquest of Perdue. plain truth is that Blair Kiel is not a Ghosts, however, may have been tion courted Kiel, but for a highly Dame' quarterback," asked a letter major college quarterback." sought after quarterback there is to the Notre Dame student newpa- reawakened with Notre Dame's only one place in the nation to be. per, The Obsen'er, that year. Kiel was taken out of the Oregon frustrating loss to Michigan State. game the next week, but he had to Although Kiel tossed two touch­ No position in college football Kiel went on to throw six touch­ carries more glamour with it than come back on the final drive in down passes and completed a cou­ down passes in the next five games, order to salvage a 13-13 tie against ple of critical passes on fourth the position of Notre Dame quarter­ but he was yanked in the season fi­ back. In fact, it's a fairly popular the Dukes. down, his interceptions stood out nale against Miami when he threw "It was, perhaps, a good experi­ the most. belief among Notre Dame fans that, an interception on his second next to the Pope, he is the most im­ ence," said Kiel. "I had to toughen Kiel, like the people who have ac­ throw. He re-entered the game in up." cepted him as the main cog for the portant figure in the Catholic the second half, but he completed Church. He began coming into his own in Notre dame football team, realizes only 10-of-25 passes for 90-yards that there is still time for atone­ Among the many that have been the Pittsburgh game, where he led while throwing another intercep­ the Irish to a 31-16 victory over the ment. deified by Irish faithful are Heis­ tion in the 37-15 debacle. man Trophy winners Angelo Bertel- then No. 1 ranked Panthers. Alas, "One game doesn't make a sea­ li, John I.ujack. Paul Hornung, and In a year Kiel, one of the most he also sustained a shoulder injury son," says the senior quarterback. Joe Theismann, as well as Tom polite and courteous people anyone late in the game that caused him to The faith remains with Blair Kiel Clements, and Joe Montana. could meet, became a more bitter miss the next two games against despite all the trials. and defensive person. Besides being Penn State and Air Force. Without Likewise, Notre Dame fans Kiel seemed destined to be the him, the offense became more im­ next great Notre Dame quarter­ upset over Faust's system of rotat­ throughout the country are main­ ing quarterbacks, Kiel publicly de­ potent and anemic than ever before. taining their faith in Blair Kiel to back. After rallying Notre Dame in Notre Dame lost both contests. the second half against Michigan nounced his critics. lead the Irish back on the road to and Michigan State, Kiel was given "I don't see any of them (critics] All of a sudden, Notre Dame fans prosperity. the starting role in only his fourth out there playing football," said realized that having Blair Kiel as game as a freshman against Miami Kiel in an interview that year. their starting quarterback wasn't Louie Somogyi is a staff writer for The fun was taken out of the such a bad thing after all. the Notre Dame Observer. He wrote By the seventh game of the year, this story for the Miami Hurricane. Notre Dame was ranked No. 1 in game for Kiel, but he still managed "It may have been the best thing Notre Dame quarterback Blair Kiel (No. 5) Netters have only Despite loss, Irish still tough

six to go with By HOLLY BETH BYER Greg Bell, to keep Notre Dame from Protecting the flanks for the Irish Hurricane Sports Editor scoring. will be senior Rick Naylor at Pinkett as a freshman in '82 had strong-side linebacker, who made By HOLLY BETH BYER at last year's NCAA's. He ended the The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame an offensive record of 107 rushes 45 tackles and 2 fumble recoveries Hurricane Sports tditor season with a five-match winning will meet the Hurricanes Saturday for 532 yards and 5 touchdowns. in the '82 season, and junior defen­ streak and a 22-5 record, earning a He also made 14 kickoff returns sive end Mike Golic. who compiled For the time being, University of at 9:00 p.m. in the Orange Bowl. sixth- and ninth-place standing on This classic college football game for 354 yards and 1 touchdown in 15 tackles and 1 fumble recovery in Miami Tennis Coach John Hammill two Penn circuits this summer. '82. his sophomore season. finds himself in a unique position — will be viewed by thousands of live After arriving on campus in Jan­ fans and millions of television view­ Bell had 24 attempts rushing for "Mike Golic and Rick Naylor with only six players on hand. uary, Mike Robertson went through 123 yards and 1 touchdown in '82. both have the good combination Qf The Hurricanes have traditionally the usual adjustments a freshman ers. Thc Hurricanes are 2-13-1 in the They have both exceeded the size and quickness to play outside," been blessed with top-notch walk- must make to college life. Although Coach Faust says. ons who have given added depth to he amassed a sparkling 24-8 mark, series that started in 1955. Miami's 100-yard mark in their first two greatest victory over Notre Dame games this season. At inside linebacker Notre Dame the squad, and Hammill liberally much more is expected from him has great speed with the return of chooses from a lineup which is ten this year. came in 1981 in the Orange Bowl Pinkett has had 40 carries for 219 on national television with a 37-15 yards and 1 touchdown and Bell has junior Mike Larkin and sophomore deep. But until three new recruits Known as one of the top doubles .had 29 carries for 159 yards and 4 Tony Furjanic. arrive in January, depth will be an players on the team, Ira Schwartz Craig Campbell final score. Last year the Hurricanes lost to touchdowns. Larkin will play the weak-side unknown word around the UM ten­ made his presence known in sin­ again this season after starting all nis courts. gles, also compiling an 18-5 record. chance to showcase his potential. the Irish in the final seconds of the The Irish also have a very solid game in South Bend, when Mike kicking game with the return of 11 games last year and compiling "With Henri de Wett taking off With hard work this fall, he could He is known as a good athlete with 112 tackles lor the '82 season. be challenging for a top spot. excellent quickness. Johnston kicked a field goal with senior place kicker Mike Johnston, the fall semester to concentrate on just 11 seconds remaining in the who made 19 of 22 field goals with Furjanic will play the middle, and his academic work, we are not in Another January freshman last Rounding out Miami's six is game that gave Notre Dame a 16-14 a long of 48 yards. you can bet he will spend much ol the same competitive position we year, Chris Louw recovered from a Barry Golob who returns to the his time around the football as it is have enjoyed in the past," Hammill squad after a one year absence. His edge over Miami. Johnston also booted all 19 extra 3-4 start to wind up at 9-4. A big, This year's Irish team is bigger point attempts which gave him a Notre Dame tradition for the middle explained. "But we do not play a tough server, his pre-season prac­ deceptive game is one of placement linebackers to be the leading tack­ heavy fall schedule, plus this will and angles. He uses his court and better than the team UM lost to total of 76 points, a season record tices indicate that he could be the a year ago. for a Notre Dame kicker. lers. give our other players a chance to deciding factor in several Miami knowledge to defeat more over­ Notre Dame's defense returns "Notre Dame has a great history perform under pressure and prove wins this year. powering opponents. "We're a better team this year; themselves." better offensively, better defensive­ strong with the likes of Mike Gann, of outstanding players at lineback­ One of last year's walk-ons, AH are ready to line up for the ly, and we have a solid kicking '82 flip tackle starter who compiled er, and I think Mike Larkin and Craig Campbell proved himself Anred Wulfse, saw limited action in University and earn their spots as game," said Notre Dame Head 41 tackles, 5 sacks, and 1 fumble re­ Tony Furjanic can live up to that," already with a tough performance going 3-0. This fall will give him a Hurricanes. Coach Gerry Faust. covery. Faust said. "They've got the foot- Notre Dame's offense is much Gann was a headliner on last speed you like to see in players who stronger than a year ago with the year's Gold Rush defense until he are going to be hunting the ball car­ UM-Notre Dame Showdown return of veteran quarterback Blair underwent knee surgery following riers." Kiel, who needs to complete only 48 the Penn State game which side­ It is definitely going to be a high more passes this season to rewrite lined him for the remainder of the energy game Saturday with the the Notre Dame record books on season. clashing of the Miami pro-style pass completions. He has a career Sharing time with Gann will be passing offense and the ground-ori­ record of 2,740 yards with 233 sophomore flip-tackle Eric Dorsey, ented attack of Notre Dame. Events before the big game completions in 494 attempts and 10 at 6-5 and 269 pounds, he is some­ It all boils down to big plays for touchdowns. one the Hurricanes will have to the Hurricanes; if they can continue In 1982 he made 219 attempts for watch for. He piled up 24 tackles to make the big plays they can walk All week long, the University of 118 completions, 1,273 yards and 3 and 1 sack in his rookie season. away with the win Saturday. Miami and the city of Miami hav­ touchdowns — almost half of his The return of senior nose tackle "Our team has made fine prog­ ing been working on this week­ Pep Rally # 1 at the Rat career statistics. Jon Autry strengthens the Irish de­ ress in the last three weeks" Coach end. With a five-month advance fensive line. Autry recorded 44 Last week's marathon happy hour/pep rally at the Rathskeller set a Miami's defense will have to key Howard Schnellenberger said. "We warning from CBS, both the city on the talented Irish tailbacks, tackles, 3 sacks, and 1 fumble re­ have the capability of making and the university have combined record for attendance at the Rathskeller for any event. covery in his '82 campaign. enough big plays to win the game." to make sure tomorrow's national­ This week, Coach Howard Schnellenberger and Athletic Director Sam sophomore Allen Pinkett and junior ly televised game shows the oest Jankovich will be back for another pep rally. of UM and Miami. Happy Hour will run as usual. Schnellenberger, Jankovich, the UM Downtown Miami will have all cheerleaders and mascot Sebastian will begin the pep rally at 5:15 p.m. its tall buildings lit so CBS can pan over to the rapidly rising skyline. Vassallo key to swimmers' fate (After this, FP&L probably wishes Pep Rally #2 at Mile UM played more night-time na­ Starting at 7 p.m., the City of Coral Gables will hold a pep rally and By HOLLY BETH BYER going from being good to being the trained and competed international­ tionally televised games.) block party for UM in conjunction with the reopening of Miracle Mile. Hurricane Sports Editor best we've ever had." ly and it now shows, since he is Bacardi Rum has made a drink The block party will take part at Merrick Park and along Biltmore While Vassallo is looked to for much more confident and mature for the occasion, the Irish Hurri­ Way and City Hall. The 1983-84 University of Miami the backstroke and relay events, and this shows in his mental tough­ cane Classic. It was served at The pep rally will be at City Hall and the block party will have live swim team could go on record as UM knows it can count on current ness." Schnellenberger's weekly press bands performing. the best yet for the Hurricanes, if world record holder Matt Gribble For the relays, individual sprints and when several key questions are for success in the butterfly and and individual distance events, UM conference, and the following Students are meeting outside the Rathskeller to form a car caravan to answered. places will be serving them all Miracle Mile. Coral Gables officials have placed a 30-car limit for Miracle free-style. Winner of a gold medal will count on Kurt Wienants, Norm weekend: Rum Runners Bay in Mile, but more than that are expected. The first question to be answered at last summer's Pan Am games, Schippert and Andrcy Aguilar, but Key Biscayne, Miami Marriott, relates to the status of Jesse Vassal­ Gribble is considered a team leader another question follows after that. Mike Gordon's, Whistler's in Cut­ lo. A former world record holder in through his example of hard work. The distance events remain an ler Ridge, Chi-Chi's, and Gil's Key Splash party at Venetian the 400 Individual Medley, the jun­ He has consistently been one of the unknown for the Hurricanes, as Club. ior injured his knee last fall in a world's top flyers. they will be relying on freshmen Game day activities begin with a jazzercise exhibition from 10 a.m. to The events, grouped together, pick-up basketball game and was Last year's loss should be this Richard Green and Fred McAndie. noon at Venetian Pool, 2701 DeSoto Blvd. unable to compete for UM last year "We have quality people have been billed as a classic col­ The UM cheerleaders and State Rep. Fran Carlton will lead the exer­ year's gain in diving, where Lenny while rehabilitating. Layland requested a redshirt season throughout the team, with more lege football weekend. cises. Reports indicate CBS will be on hand to film portions for its pre- good swimmers than we have ever game show. "Jesse is swimming at 60 percent so he could use his last collegiate year to prepare for the Olympics. had," Diaz said. "Jesse and Matt are now, and with his talent that would internationally known while Lenny FM 108 will do still put him above a lot of people," "I would rarely let someone reds­ is a returning All-American. Now 9 p.m. game: Wear orange UM Coach Bill Diaz said. "If he can hirt like this, but since this is the we need for our young people to game in Spanish regain his pre-injury form, it would Olympic year, it was very impor­ come in and make themselves The game, slated for a CBS live telecast before a prime-time audience, make the difference in our team tant to Lenny," Diaz explained. "He known." The University of Miami-Notre is expected to draw 60,000 fans. Dame football game tomorrow will Fans are encouraged to wear orange to the game. Over 5,100 seats be broadcast in Spanish on Super Q have been blocked for the students in the student section. Entrance for stu­ F'M 108. Super Q, which broadcasts dents is at gate 7; admission is free to students with UM ID. Intramural Football all Miami Dolphins games, will Buses to the game, also free to students with their ID, will be leaving start its coverage at 8:30 p.m. with from the following locations at the times indicated: Frat Row, San Amaro a pre-game show. Drive, at 7:45 p.m. (buses will stop at each frat); Student Union Circle, Super Q is considering broadcast Stanford Drive, at 6:45 and 8 p.m.; and in front of the dorms, Dickinson ing UM games next year, but has Drive, at 6:45 and 8 p.m. New Yorkers have rough start plans to cover only the Notre Dame game this year. By GEORGE GEIGER Italian and Irom New York. The game to the Co-Caines, 18-6, after Rene Giraldo will do the play- Miami's magic at halftime Hurricane StaH Writer seventh team member is an All Star receiving a bye in the first game of by-play Roily Martin and Jorge Cu The halftime show will approach the extravaganza of the annual New "recruit" from Miami. the intramural season. The loss, lili will do the color commentary. Year's Day Orange Bowl Classic's show. The City of Miami and the City of Life for New York football teams "Intramural football here is much Rossi said, was due in large part to Besides covering the game, Super Coral Gables have put up $50,000 to pay for the halftime show. has always been tough. Just ask the different. It's hard enough to play insufficient calls on the part of the Q will give away 60 tickets to the The show, called Miami's Magic, will feature a cast of 675, five bands, Jets, or, closer to home, UM's own touch," Mike Rossi, team captain, referees. game tomorrow and 30 season tick­ New York All Stars. said. ets. 80 cheerleaders, horses, floats, fireworks and — yes, a magic show. CBS "We lost because of two bad has agreed to carry five minutes of the show live. Six of the seven All Stars are The All Stars lost their opening Please tum to page I I/NEW YORK i i t Friday, September 23, 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 1 1 CSR Notebook ACROSS FROM HAIR UM Monday's results New Yorkers vow to win Pearson Five 15 — 1st Floor Ros. •^^ 13 OF THE GABLES.INC NEW YORK /From page 10 ation Center with competition in Larry Lappers 7 — Eaton 3B 6 men's, womens, and coed doubles. Co-Caines 18 — New York All calls," Rossi said. With the New Stars 6 York All Stars ahead 6-0, an inter­ Prynia Ratanaphanyarat and Penthouse 2 — forfeit victory Our hair desiani range ference call gave the Co-Caines a Amp Maji took the mens doubles Pier 6 — forfeit victory first-and-goal on the All-Star one- 15-4 and 15-8 over Rajamajid Raja- from lhe low-maintenance, musa and Khairil Anuar. In the Party Animals 6 — Bugeaters 6 yard line. "Couldn't have been in­ Barking Spiders 6 — Earns 0 terference, no way," Rossi said. mens intermediate doubles, Abdul together haircuti of Halim and Ridzuan Rahman defeat­ Snowmen — forfeit victory At one point the All Stars had Lambda Chi 6 — Delta Sigma Pi 0 seven consecutive penalties called ed Paul Gauvreau and Jolyon Lam- fodau i active and watt 15-4 and 15-8. Tekes 0 — Microdots 0 against them. One of the referees, a ZBT-A 14 — Alpha Sigma Phi 0 iucceiiful buiiness people, female, came under heavy criticism. Ratanaphanyarat teaches bad­ AFROTC 14 — Law School 0 "I think that they (females) don't minton and has participated in Lunch Pail Gang — forfeit victory lo ike Itiqd-fatltion deiignb of know enough about football to be international competition. officials," Rossi said. In the womens doubles Ingrid rwr ./.'(- IJorL and f-^arii The intramural fields of UM are a Henao and Elesha Smith defeated Tuesday's results long way from home for the All Sharipah and Nor Eini 15-3 and Come L, see anJ Lar uUul we can Jo for you. Stars. "We played a lot of street 15-8. Bama Slammers 8 — Gomers 0 $ ball. We played with cars in the Canes 12 — Nors6 MEN'S HAIRCUTS 18- WITH DISCOUNT = $12 streets. We would use them as ob­ Heano is currently the vice presi­ dent of the UM Badminton Club. Freebasers 40 — CSR Bandits 0 $ stacles for an advantage," Rossi Pearson Panthers 28 — 1st Fl. F- LADIES' HAIRCUTS = 25 AND UP -WITH DISCOUNT = M8ANDUP said. Smith is a former Dade County sin­ gles champion. ups 0 II unhappy w/any service in the salon, hair will be recut by Lisa, the manager. Rossi, Tom Marrocoli, Mike Riso- In the co-ed division, Alfredo Penthouse 18 — Knights Lounge 6 li, Kenny Elmo, Pat Anetrella, and Gonzalez and Ingrid Heano defeated Med School Maulers 0 — Night Jcross tm, Dan Stein are all from New York. Sharipah and Azmi Shamsuddin Hawks 0 "Four of us knew each other in 15-1 and 15-10. Kamikaze's 12 — Wrecking Crew 6 New York. A couple of us played LNBC — forfeit victory 1114 S. Sbixie Mwif., r* ______high school ball," Rossi said. This was the second year that Freee Agents 18 — The Machine 0 Frustration at CSR's rules won't this tournament, open to anyone, Sigma Chi 6 — SAEI 0 OPEN CorJCabte,,.VL. PAULMITCHEL dim the All Stars' hopes too long. has been held. There were no entry Roadrunners 18 — Purple Threads LATE "We're going to go undefeated from costs and winners received the cov­ A7 PU, 666-8521 SYSTEMS now on. 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FOR quiet student S285 including utilities 448 0278, mechanical ond architectural reductions and tn shall never die." MORE INFO . CALL 284 5511. 444-8004 largements of all docoments and drawings, Domino's Pizza welcomes GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS, CONTEMPO you back to campus. For Wanted Metrorail Commemorative medal­ PRIVATE ENTRY ROOM SWIMMING LAKE quantity xeroxing and transparencies, RARY, UNISEX. KNIT SHIRTS. COMPARABLE over 20 years we've been lions Will trade Dadeland South Station for S210/MO WALKING DISTANCE UM. 444 8311 IN QUALITY TO EXPENSIVE DESIGNER, delivering hot, tasty pizzas University Station Call Gaiy X2639 6652089. TYPING: All k.ndsKendoll Area- ReOSOn- SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE TO UM STUDENTS to hungry students across FOR SALE ROOMMATES oble, 8 AM. 8 PM 235 6257 WITH YOUR INDIVIDUAL NAME/CLUB/ America. TRADEMARK, IN RICH EMBROIDERY FOR­ The best part (besides OWNER DESPERATE. MUST SELL. NO ROOMMATE REFFERALS HELP WANTED ~~" GET DESIGNER NAMES COME SEE OUR the pizza') is that you REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED. GET A Miami's oldest ond largest service Office SELECTION OF 12 COLORS SPECIAL CLUB don't have to wait in line. EARN $500 OR MORE EACH SCHOOL YEAR BARGAIN ON THIS 3 BEDROOM, _ across the street from campus 559 1 555 _eee- DISCOUNTS. FACTORY OUTLET STORE 7501 Domino's Pizza Delivers. FLEXIBLE HOURS MONTHLY PAYMENT FOR BATH CONVERTIBLE. ASKING <57,900. 7pm BBB SW 100th ST BEHIND LINEN SUPERMARKET So why wait? Callus ROSEMARY REYNOLDS. ASSOCIATE, PLACING POSTERS ON CAMPUS. BONUS 6626900 PM 4484767. EARNEST et STEWART, SHARE LARGE HOUSE CLOSE TO UM NEED BASED ON RESULTS PRIZES AWARDED AS with your order and relax 2 STUDENTS GARAGE, A C 665 2089 Mr. UM Contest Coming toonlll INC. REALTORS 445-8311. ______WELL. 800 526-0883. Fast, Free Delivery" SHARE NEW LAKESIDE HOME IN KEN­ ATTENTION FRATERNTIES AND SORORITES FOR SALE OR LEASE BY OWNER LUXURY 1 Child Care Various hours, Key Biscayne Coral Gables DALL POOL TENNIS. RACQUETBALL, GYM, Applications for Greek Week Executive Com- BR CONDO WITH BALCONY, POOL WALK 361 7527, Cherie 5877 Ponce de Leon Blvd SAILING $295, 223 4616 mittee are due today by 5:00 pm. (Bldg 21 H) TO UM, BANK, SHOPS, METRORAIL WANTED: STUDENT SALES REP Phone 667-3666 S55.000.S550 per month 666 1691 GRAD STUDENT TO SHARE A 2 BEDROOM to sell formol favors, glassware, sportswear, P.R. The difference between 1961 ond 1970. Homestead HOUSE. 3 MIIES FROM CAMPUS $200/ novelties to Greeks, dorms, clubs Commission, Is Jail COMPUTER ACCESSORIES Modems. Printers, 12763 SW 280th Sl MONTH PLUS Vi UTILITIES. 361 4639 days own hours. Call Custom Favor Company toll Ronzo. How are you putting up without me?! Monitors, Software Also Radar Detectors. An Phone 257-2958 541 6376 EVES Your neghtime Pol. swereng Machenes, Auto Alaems, Portable Ster free 1 800 323-3101. Kendall eos Super Cheap Pr.ces' 387 1212 3 Bedroom I Bath House need One male HOTEL EFFICIENCY FOR SPARE TIME NEAR 13417 SW 56th Sl Roommate $275 a month 10 men from UM. OMNI ID REQUIRED. 374 9112 Stanley Ltaptai Do you wont o cor? Can you olford a car? Phone 223-3143 7 Yard/ AC- Perfect for responsible student- Call Yes, Yes T970 Buick Skylark, $400 negotiable CERTIFIED LIFEGUARD NEEDED FOR BIKE/ D.J before 10 AM or after 12 AM, 667 7215. Hours: 2845868 BOAT LOAN AGENCY STARTING $3.50,. hr. The Smart 4:30- 1 00 Sun.-Thurs •1975 Blue Vega Hatchback Must be work study student. Contact Matt An­ TYPING 4:30-2:00 Fri. 4 Sat. •Excellent Running Condition derson at X3082 or X3080 MOVE! CALL MRS ELLERT.667-2052, FOR EXPERT Our drivers carry less •Low Mileage BILINGUAL OFFICE MANAGER FOR EDU TYPING OF PAPERS. THESES FOREIGN STU­ than $10.00. •New Shocks (Monroel CATlONAl CENTER ACROSS FROM UM. DENTS HELPED WITH ENGLISH AND SPELL- Limited delivery area. •AM/FM Stereo -White Letter Teres HOURS M-F 330730 AND OCCASIONAL zzz ING ©1 983 Ooereino • Pill. Inc 'Air Conditioning WEEKEND HOURS CAU 657-7650. Only $975.00 Coll Bruce at 279 1757. RESUMES-Professlonal quality In­ cludes personal Interview, composi­ WANTEDI 20 great looking guy. with tons EAGLE SAILBOARDS, New. fully equipped. tion, layout, editing and 25 excellent and muscle for catalog work Must be students $485 plus tax. Freight incl Inlo: Eagle, 904 v,r- copies. OTHER SERVICES: cover let­ of Univ. of M.ami Deadline Oct 8. 1983 Send If your pizza does not gen.a Dr. Sarosoto FL 33580 ters, research papers, editing, word pictures, name, age. address & tei phone num 30 minute arrive within 30 minutes, DATSUN 260 2 new paint, new tires AM FM processing. For fast Service, low stu­ to Popular Demand Productions care of D PREPARATION FOR: present this coupon to Cassette. AC MUST SELL! $2950 or best dent rates call 653-7887, BEVERLEY Mover, 3245 Darwin St , Coconut Grove Fl guarantee the driver for a free oiler Coll 262 0321 KAGAN RESUMES. 3313 e SATO GMAT e LSAT pizza Responsible, student needed for occa­ ' GRE • MCAT • DAT

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