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The barriers South Africa, eclipsing the high-end Jacques Pauw book: I was wondering between upright, patriot citizens and Cape Atlantic Seaboard properties when you were finally going to take powerful forces of political criminality by many millions, although in terms some glory, and say “we told you so!”. become weaker by the month. of location, location, location, the So many of the shocking news head- Like Brexit Britons, South Africans Palazzo Steyn is bang next door to lines today relate to stories that we, are sleepwalking towards political the Diepsloot Township. as loyal readers, knew about years and economic meltdown. Rob McLaren ago. Christopher Merrett Howick Pietermaritzburg Jennifer Spencer Now see page 24. – Ed. Dunvegan, Gauteng Facebook de-faces Noseweek n THE ONGOING THEFT OF MILLIONS A RATHER DEFENSIVE MOVE ON THE PART from SASSA pensioners by Douw n YOUR ACCURATE AND COURAGEOUS of fb, banning the use of a portrait Steyn Enterprises, is surely up there reporting of the Hawks’ disbandment of their boss Mark Zuckerberg in an in the First League of “Captured in KwaZulu-Natal [starting with ad promoting your November issue Accounts” deserving urgent action nose149 in March 2012!] came to (“Facebook de-faces nose218”). by the Hawks rather than the Black mind when I watched Jacques Pauw When will they learn that this is Sash. (Bless them for their efforts to and Major General Johan Booysen the perfect way to draw extra atten- date!) (now retired) being interviewed tion to the extraordinary wealth and If the Hawks are short of man- recently live on television. power of Mr Zuckerberg? Well done power I am sure I could muster an What a loss to crime prevention on being noticed internationally, intelligent task force. The money in our country to see such a dedicated Mr Nose. This particular Noseweek must be recovered and returned to and honourable career policeman story (how the world’s ultra-rich see aggrieved parties! reduced to being repeatedly the growing number of poor as just Douw-ry-wie suspended on trumped up charges another profit opportunity) needs a Bloemfontein eventually leading to his early retire- wide audience. ment. Noeleen Palmer. Paedo thief mining Waterberg At the time of the disgusting so- Cape Town SHOWS YOU THAT DESPITE KING 1 TO 4 AND called “exposé” in the Sunday Times all other so-called ethics policies coming I immediately cancelled my then For those who still have not read the from listed companies, they don’t give subscription of that discredited rag. extract from Jacques Peretti’s book, a shit about the environment and the One magazine that I will never be Done, in nose217, should do so right people they hire. How did Mercantile without is Noseweek. away – or buy the book! – Ed. Bank hire this guy with what must The fearless courage that you have been a CV full of unexplained and your journo sources display is Stain city – ain’t it a pity periods of unemployment? (“How Lowe legendary – more power in 2018 to YOUR REPORT ON DOUW STEYN’S LATEST can you go?” – nose217.) your pens! extravaganza, Steyn City, “Robbing Vic Heather the poor to make the rich richer” Muizenberg Cape Town (nose218), sent me to my records: The City of Johannesburg Municipal n Why is this piece of s**t allowed n THE SENTIMENTS EXPRESSED IN Valuation for Steyn City Office Park to remain in South Africa?! nose218’s editorial are spot-on. (Riverglen erf 4, portion 120) at 1 Mike & Val Turner Several recent books on the national Tele Sure Lane, is an absurdly low Randburg condition, including Jacques Pauw’s, R24.6 million which delivers peanuts contain much information already in rates. A simple site inspection with n I FIND IT UNBELIEVABLE THAT in the public domain. But they join an ex-St Stithians College cricket Mercantile Bank and other banks the dots and paint a big picture that pal, together with a title deed search, and insurance agencies in South allows a broader and overall under- revealed that it had been purchased Africa can be so despicable that they standing of the current nature of the in 2015 for R480 million. would go to the lengths of drawing South African state. Jack Lundin’s comment regarding out court cases, specifically where The situation is bleak indeed. The the sumptuous Palazzo Steyn they and their staff have blatantly only two institutions wholeheartedly mansion (Dainfern Ext 34, Erf 2274) stolen monies, in order to bankrupt holding the line against collapse are being worth R250m is slightly closer their accusers and make the cases the judiciary and (parts of) the media. to the mark: it was sold to one of disappear. Civil society can put marchers on the Steyn’s fellow directors in 2015 for Is there no way these atrocious acts street, but it has no overall unity of R285m. can be stopped? purpose. This overstated figure has become Of course I have no doubt that 4 the attorneys acting on their behalf answers from them when they cated. We publish a short extract from continually ask them to please settle enabled a gaming thief to deduct his letter hereto acknowledge receipt the court case so that they can stop money from my account every day for of his complaint and alert interested earning the obscene amounts of a year. They billed it as “data” so it readers to it. The full text can be money they do. remained undetected for 15 months – found on Noseweek’s website. – Ed. Shame on our despicable banking my fault, of course. But was I happy and legal systems! when my contract ended! I ALTHOUGH I WAS ACCUSED OF WRONG- Clive Varejes am now delighted with my new doing in the [nose204] article, I was Gallo Manor phone and fantastic contract with never asked for my comment. Telkom. I left Standard Bank in July 2006… Vodacom deserves to be sued I’ve advised several friends and [To explain why he had not ON BIDVEST EXEC SUING VODACOM FOR family members to try Telkom and responded to the Noseweek story deducting unauthorised payments to they are also pleased. (Telkom should sooner:] ADS has embarked on a new “content providers” (nose217): Good! reward me for free advertising!) Try lawsuit claiming that the original I’ve been trying for two months them! trial prejudiced their case and now to get refunded the thousands Jennifer Ann Christie naming me as a respondent. that I’ve been charged on my bill. It Johannesburg The author of the nose204 article finally stopped, but Vodacom refuses did not check for inconsistencies and to refund me, claiming they are “just Sticky fingers ’were not mine’ contradictions in his story. the billing agent”. The dealer is as IN NOSE204, UNDER THE HEADLINE It is also claimed there were no good as the stealer in my eyes. “Bank gets its sticky fingers on inves- fewer than 15 people at the meeting. Hanro Manefeldt tor’s keyboard programme” it was I was there. There were only three Port Elizabeth reported that a company called ADS people from Standard Bank… had sued Standard Bank for alleg- Standard Bank’s pinpad develop- They are the ones who paid out your edly misappropriating some of it’s ment was started on 23 July and money without your consent. Sue the proprietary computer programming. went into production on 25 July bastards! – Ed. More than a year later Corneil du 2003. The meeting with ADS was on Plessis, one of the bank employees 18 August 2003. n ADD MTN TO THE LIST! YEARS WERE named in the story, has written to Corneil du Plessis lost from my life, trying to get complain that he was falsely impli- Johannesburg Stent NOSEWEEK January 2018 5 C Editor Editorial Martin Welz [email protected] Assistant Editor Jonathan Erasmus Special Correspondent Jack Lundin Drought: learning from Designer Tony Pinchuck Sub-editor others’ mistakes Fiona Harrison Contributors Sibusiso Biyela, Michiel Heyns, Sue Segar, Anne Susskind, Harold Strachan HEN CAPE TOWN MAYOR PATRICIA can also be riots,” De Lille said.