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DEMOLITION MEN Let’s face it: The Fast & Furious franchise may be fun, but the movies get dumber and dumber as they go along. (Hey, I’ve seen all of them.) Not that you care if you’re a fan of Dwayne Johnson and/or Jason Statham, particularly when they are teamed up together, like in the spin-off flick Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019) which finds them taking on cybernetically-enhanced terrorist Idris Elba who wants to unleash a deadly virus on the world. I’ve got to give Johnson and Statham points: they’re among the new school of action heroes that have turned 50 into the new 40. It’s nice that some of us can maintain an action hero physique going into middle-age, plus keep a sense of humor intact. Now let’s have some F&F ladies get their own spin-off.

CLASSIC CHILLER Long considered to be an Italian master of horror and suspense, brought us such dark delights as Black Sabbath and . My favorite film from this director is the YOUNG MARVELS oddly titled Kill, Baby...Kill! (1966) which is about a small Italian While The Avengers was the big superhero movie village which is being terrorized by the vengeful spirit of a little this year, Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) also made girl. People stay inside at night for fear she will stalk them. Into fans happy with Tom Holland continuing his role as a this oppressed town arrives a medical examiner (Giacomo Rossi younger Peter Parker coping with his powers and Stuart) tasked with performing an autopsy on a woman who died responsibilities, most notably in a post-Thanos and (sadly) mysteriously. He then becomes swept up in the supernatural post-Tony Stark world. With its humor and relatability, this mystery of the village and tries to unravel it. Some older horror version of Spider-Man is the best one yet. On the flip side, films do not always age well, but this Bava classic is mesmerizing X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) generated a lot of controversy. and still creepy today. Valerio Valeri was well cast as the spooky While the cast performances were praised (these younger girl at the heart of it all. Her wide-eyed stare will unsettle you. The X-Men have been good in the past too), the execution bonus documentary and Tim Lucas’ commentary on the Kino of the famed comics storyline (the second time it has been Lorber issue take fans deeper into the film’s creation. tried) was sharply criticized by many fans and critics. Definitely one for X-fanatics and completists, although it may inspire heated debate.

MACHINE MAN While the 2014 version of RoboCop has slicker visual effects and looks more modern than its source material, it lacks the heart, soul, and black humor of the 1987 film directed by Paul Verhoeven and co-starring Peter Weller and Nancy Allen. The original movie inspired two sequels, a nineties television series, and the reboot, which itself is going to produce another sequel. RoboCop was really perfect for the corporately minded eighties. Weller plays a terminally wounded cop who’s given new life in cybernetic form, combining his own consciousness with that of a machine to create the allegedly ultimate law enforcement officer, one without human feeling or desire to negotiate with criminals. politics.) Arrow Video have lovingly repackaged protected by RoboCop” sticker, an 80-page His partner (Allen) helps him as his repressed this sci-fi classic in a limited edition box book with photos and numerous essays, a human memories begin to bubble up, and set that includes both the theatrical and double-sided fold out poster, and seemingly he questions the nefarious purpose he has director’s cuts of the film (same length, a gazillion bonus features on the two discs. been programmed and tasked with. (This is tweaked differently) taken from 4K masters, The list price is $50, but Amazon recently not Verhoeven’s only meditation on fascist along with six postcards, a fun “This property had it for $28.

16 ARTS WEEKLY DECEMBER 4, 2019 www.theaquarian.com FRESH CHILLS movie in the collection comes with new making of documentaries, fresh commentary tracks, The third entry in the Annabelle series and HUNGRY and new transfers from 2K scans for the first seventh film set in the Conjuring Universe, CRITTERS two movies. Annabelle Comes Home (2019) takes the familiar One cult monster series that does tend to scare tactics employed in the James Wan world draw as much scrutiny as the slasher flicks of of horror but often subverts our expectations. the eighties involves relentlessly hungry furballs This sequel was written and directed by Gary from outer space. Scream Factory’s The Critters Dauberman, who penned The Nun , the previous Collection (1986-1992) brings together all four two Annabelle movies, and the two new It films. of the original entries in the quirky, low budget While he is not strong on character development franchise. (A new movie and a web series (outside of adapting King), Dauberman pulls emerged earlier this year.) Some people view back on the jump scares here, building tension this as a knockoff of Gremlins , but the original through our expectations but not always shocking script was allegedly written prior to that other us. Unlike the other movies, this Annabelle tale hit eighties movie being released. At any rate, takes place over one night. After Ed and Lorraine I recall the first one being rather fun, and all of Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) leave might expect, and the actors run with that. He them showcase some talented actors before their young daughter Judy (Mckenna Grace) also cleverly bookends the film with the Warrens their big breaks, which can be a hoot: Billy Zane in the care of a teen babysitter (Madison Iseman) to appeal to longtime franchise fans. It’s not new, in part 1; Barry Corbin and Scott Grimes in part for an overnight trip, the babysitter’s nosy friend but the energy is fresh. 2; Lin Shaye in parts 1 and 2; Leonardo DiCaprio (Katie Sarife) gets into the off-limits Artifact Room Directed by André Øvredal, and adapted by in part 3; and Angela Bassett in part 4. Each and unleashes holy hell on the house, with the screenwriters Dan Hageman and Kevin Hageman soulless Annabelle doll as the conduit for evil from the books by Alvin Schwartz, Scary Stories spirits (like a spectral werewolf and the Bloody To Tell In The Dark (2019) unites many of those Bride) and bad vibes. Annabelle Comes Home creepy children’s tales, but not in an expected is like a slasher film done with spectral stalkers anthology format. Here, a group of teens who that attempt to divide and conquer the kids in have visited a haunted house become victims the house. With ghost stories back en vogue of a century-old curse. In this case, one of the originals like Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan and The in recent years, it’s hard to be very original lately, kids (Zoe Colletti) snatches a book of scary Man In The High Castle. And some other but Dauberman still manages to get your blood STREAMING stories written by a deceased young woman who streaming and pay services can be synced going. He gives each of the main characters (the has imprisoned by her family. But soon, horrible 101 through Prime. three girls and a male teen crush) imbues them stories start to write themselves in the book as Thinking of getting a streaming subscription with more three-dimensional traits than one each teen falls victim to a separate terror tale for your loved ones? Here’s a basic content ACORN TV and disappears. But is there a way to stop the breakdown of key players so you can understand ($5.99/month, curse from continuing? co- what they will be getting. You can also go on $59.99/year) produced the film and had a hand in the story their sites to at least preview the content as Are you a fan of British television? You’ve come construction. This teen-oriented PG-13 movie well. to the right place. AMC-owned Acorn TV has favors psychological trauma with just the right a great selection in that area along with some NETFLIX (starts at amount of bloodless violence to make it just other international titles. But the British catalog $12.99/month) gruesome enough without going over the top, alone is impressive: Miss Fisher’s Murder and its fun retro vibe siphons an old school, This streaming giant Mysteries , Midsomer Murders , Doc Martin , campfire tales quality to it. The Jangly Man is has a large selection of original movies and Slings & Arrows , Agatha Christie’s Marple , the coolest creature; he can break apart into television series, including Stranger Things , originals like Blood and Pitching In , the list goes pieces and reform at will. This is not deeply scary Mindhunter , The Crown , Roma , and The on... material but a good gateway for younger fans Irishman . There is also a fairly deep selection just getting into horror. Like Annabelle Comes of documentaries, television series, and new DISNEY+ ($7/month) Home , Scary Stories... features a solid cast and and vintage films. You should keep track of what Shooting their way into familiar material given fun tweaks. The film looks is coming and going each month so as not be the streaming market, great in 4K too, particularly with all the subtle caught off guard, and while it is far from complete, Disney is offering a vault of movies and television visual gradations in dark scenes that could not the Netflix movie catalog is good. series from Disney, Pixar, Marvel, and National have been achieved in much older genre films. Geographic. One of the highlights is the new HULU (starts at Star Wars series The Mandalorian which includes $5.99/month) an appearance from Baby Yoda. Considering While Hulu originally how much content is available, Disney are focused on being a repository for recent and shrewd to start their new service, which has fellow authors for portraying the evolution of a classic TV series, they now have their own had a few hiccups, at a low monthly price. GOING DEEPER man who saw the great potential in the small original shows including The Handmaid’s Tale (Disney+ is offering a bundle with ad-free Hulu screen. and Castle Rock , as well as documentaries like and ESPN+ for $12.99/month, which is an overall INTO THE ZONE Fyre Fraud and Becoming Bond . There are also $5 monthly savings .) I’m going to break protocol here and introduce some feature films, but the selection is middling. one graphic novel into the mix this year, and I To be fair, this is a television-oriented service SHUDDER feel it is apropos given that it is about Rod Serling, and that’s where they excel. ($5.99/month, one of the greatest television writers of all time. $56.99/year) Written and illustrated by Koren Shadmi ( Rise AMAZON PRIME If you’re a fan of horror, this once indie service, of the Dungeon Master ), The Twilight Man finds VIDEO (included with now taken over by AMC, features an eclectic the famed writer, creator, and host of The Twilight Prime membership) selection of fear fare, like the Hammer movie Zone recounting his life story to a young lady he An extension of the experience for prime Twins Of Evil , the eighties slasher Hell Night , meets on a flight. Serling chronicles his customers, Amazon has a fair amount of free and the recent Nic Cage flick Mandy . They also experiences as a paratrooper and boxer during movies and television series to offer. They can serve up original movies (like The Wrath ) and WWII, how the horrors of war and his intolerance be a bit haphazard at times, but the selection is television series (the new Creepshow anthology). for racism shaped his perspective and fueled impressively deeper than one would expect, The AMC connection means you can watch his writing, how he tangled with network executives particularly on catalog titles ranging from the NOS4A2 , too. Shudder is not yet available over censorship, and how his smoking habit got 007 movies to Elvira, Mistress of the Dark . through Blu-Ray players, but you can watch on out of control. Nicely illustrated and thoughtfully Further, you can rent many movies for a a Roku, Apple TV, laptop, desktop, tablet, phone, researched, this 178-page graphic novel has reasonable price. Plus there are Amazon series or Xbox. received a lot of praise from fans, critics, and

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