Looking Back on Song dedications Horoscopes Page 8 Page 6 Hampshire High School, Romney, WV2013 April 2014 - No.5 WESTEST Takes New Form Texting Influences HHS

Kyle Moon staff writer Relationships As the WESTEST quickly ap- grade level will take one section of the proaches, the school prepares for a new test per week. way to complete the exam. The test is “Students said that the old way of scheduled to begin April 28 and will end taking the test had them burnt out by near the end of May, according to prin- the third or fourth day, and they cipal Jeff Woofter. stopped trying. The new way, there is a The writing portion of the test has break in between testing for students already been completed by students. to rest,” said Woofter. The rest of the test will be different than Last year, the test scores for the it has been in past years. For example, school were not very good. the test will be online this year. “They were definitely not suffi- “The test is online this year. cient, and we need to address that,” said They’re making it all high-tech,” said Leone. assistant principal Erino Leone. “There are 113 counties in West “Because the test is online, there Virginia, and we were ranked 112,” said will be new tools like a highlighter that Woofter. can be used to highlight parts of pas- There have also been rumors that sages. We are actually having a practice next year, when a new test replaces the test that is about five questions for each WESTEST, seniors will have to take it. student to teach them how to use the This is nothing but a rumor. new tools,” said Woofter. “The new test is called the Smarter The way that the test is scheduled Balance Assessment, and seniors will Mary Feaster and Thomas Llewellyn text each other. will also be different this year. Rather not have to take it,” said Woofter. than taking the whole test in one week, Shayna Hepner taking a different section each day, each editor-in-chief In this day and age, texting and said junior Mary Feaster. relationships go hand in hand, and many Many teens agree that different HHS Students Juggle School relationships seem to thrive on this types of things should be discussed seemingly insignificant activity. Whether in person instead of text messages. and Work or not texting affects relationships “If you are having relationship depends on who uses it, how often it is troubles, that is something that Erica Curry used, and what it is used for. should be talked about in person and staff writer According to a recent Huffington Post not through text messages,” said Juggling school and work can be Kenney continue to earn good grades article, researchers at Brigham Young senior Dakkota Kile. hard, especially for seniors trying to while working, but they do miss going University found heavy texting to be “Normal conversations are okay graduate from high school. Some to bed early. associated with relationship to talk about over text message, but students have been able to manage “It’s hard to do homework when dissatisfaction among both men and if it’s serious stuff about relationships school and work perfectly fine, and you don’t get home until really late,” women. or family, that should be done in others haven’t had the best of luck. said Kenney, who has been working at “Texting too much could cause couples person,” said freshman Charles Senior Dakkoda Kile has been Dairy Queen since July. to stop talking as much in person because Pierce. working at Food Lion since December “I manage to juggle between school, they could have better conversations Many teens also agree that things of 2013. Kile is pretty satisfied with work, and homework, but I don’t mind through text message,” said junior can get lost in translation when his job. Balancing school and work may because it makes me feel responsible,” Elizabeth Moore. communicating through text be hard for some people, but not for said Funk, who has been employed at “I feel like you can take things the messages. Kile; he thinks it is easy. Slanesville Store since March. wrong way over text message,” said “You really can’t tell how a person “Yeah, I still do seem to have a very Sophomore Katie Kesner has been junior Thomas Llewellyn. feels through a text; you could think big social life,” Kile stated. working at Burger King for four days Sometimes texting can improve the other person is frustrated or mad Junior Brent Tobesman has been now. relationships. when they’re really just trying to talk working at Spring Valley Farms for “I like it so far; it has also been easy “Texting can help you get to know to you,” said senior Marlena about four years. He doesn’t mind to balance my duties at school and my someone a lot better,” said junior Shelbi Chauncey. working there; he still manages to duties at school so far,” Kesner stated. Stewart. “I think with texting, the tone can balance his very busy schedule, along Kesner has been able to keep a “Texting is very helpful when you are be taken in the wrong way. Like if with his social life just fine. fulfilling social life since she started her planning dates, and when you are going (Continued on Page 3) Juniors Kaye Funk and Rachel (Continued on Page 4) to see your girlfriend or boyfriend next,” N2014 editorials the Trojaneer 2

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Fashion Headphones Forward in Become Heros 2014 Shayna Hepner Brook Smith editor-in-chief staff writer

Spring is finally here again, and With all these great new, old, and mod- Listening to music in class can ben- them up. It naturally enhances their with it are so many adorable fashion ernized trends with us this spring, it is efit students more than teachers think. It mood. opportunities. Wide-leg trousers are in, nearly impossible to get bored with get- helps them focus on silent work. Because Music is also known to reduce anxi- so are tea-length skirts and dresses, and ting dressed. this generation is so used to listening to ety. They can't listen to music during the your spring wardrobe definitely would If money is an issue that gets in the music, it helps students focus on school WESTEST, but music can keep students not be complete without at least one way of obtaining these clothes, many work and all sorts of other tasks. calm during other tests and exams. It cute pastel top. Holographic materials older versions of these trends can easily In class, students seem to doze off, helps students relax and take the test are a modern way to stage a futuristic be spotted at your local Goodwill or con- daydream, and just not pay attention. without feeling rushed or panicked. look, and as always, classic black and signment shop for a reasonable price. Music keeps them awake; they seem to In the student handbook, it clearly white are in. Geometric prints have also Sale racks of your favorite stores are also concentrate more while listening to mu- states students may use electronic de- been seen rocking the runways. Pumps a great place to find cute cheap clothing. sic. vices at the teacher's discretion. People paired with funky socks is a great trend Don’t let the words “used,” “outdated,” During individual work, students pre- who abuse this rule clearly shouldn't be for the more daring fashionistas to fol- or “consigned” get to you when shop- fer to listen to music. It blocks out all able to listen to their music, but the stu- low. Rompers and maxi skirts have sur- ping for clothes; none of those things will other noises and distractions. Most stu- dents who perform better with music of- vived the winter and are with us again matter if you truly love the thrill of hav- dents get more work done while listen- ten get deprived of that privilege. for another season full of great fashion ing great style. So go forth and conquer ing to music than they do in quiet room Students prefer to listen to music, and trends. Plus acid washing and gold jew- the wonderful world of fashion. where they hear feet tapping, pencils if they are permitted to do so, most stu- elry seemed to have made a comeback. squeaking, pages turning, people shift- dents' test scores and school work ing in their seats. With headphones in, it grades would rise. all goes away; they hear what they want to hear. Music is also a mood enhancer. When Drama on the students are upset, they can listen to up- beat music to pump them up and cheer Rise

Kayla Muffley staff writer

Drama in Hampshire High School continue to spread it around anyway. Published six times each school has risen to an all time high this year That starts more drama than necessary, year Most of the drama you hear about and everyone could live without it. isn’t even worth the effort or attention The drama is on the rise, and the people put towards it. school year isn’t even over. We still have Hampshire High School Drama usually occurs on the social May and part of June to go. Hopefully, 157 Trojan Way networking sites such as Facebook, things will settle down on the countdown Romney, WV 26757 Twitter, and Instagram. to summer vacation. It’s not even caused by the sites 304-822-7900NALIZED half the time; people have a tendency to share what they hear, and what E Editor-in-Chief: Shayna Hepner they hear is usually false, but people Instructor: Jennifer Raley

Seeking Letters to the Editor Page Editors Page 1: Kyle Moon & Solomon Peterie Page 6: Marisha Pierce & Quianna The Trojaneer staff is accepting letters to in room 120. Letters should be fewer than Page 2: Brook Smith & Kayla Muffley Beyer the editor. If you would like to respond 200 words and must include your full Page 3: Selena Lopes & Jared Miller Page 7: Kyle Moon & Solomon Peterie to an article or editorial, or if you would name. Letters may be edited for clarity, Page 4: Hannah Stewart Page 8: Marisha Peirce & Quianna like to share your thoughts on an issue, grammar and libel. Page 5: Shayna Hepner Beyer please submit your letter to Ms. Raley N2014 the Trojaneer 3

April news HHS Math Teachers Win Awards

Prom Planning Continues

Kayla Muffley staff writer

Prom is one of the most talked about People are always worried about the events at Hampshire High. Students are theme. Students don’t want it to be too excited about their prom plans. boring or too Cinderella like. So The decorations are probably the most deciding on the theme is extremely Shockey Meck difficult, according to student council important part about prom because Jared Miller students and staff want to make sure it members. staff writer looks good. It’s supposed to be a night “The theme this year is A Night In to remember. Paris. It didn’t get picked last year, so it Two distinguished awards were Both Shockey and Meck have their “We usually start the decorations was suggested, and everyone liked it,” given to math teachers Rowanne own ways of striving to be good teachers around May 12, or 13. We decorate junior student council member Gabby Shockey and Allan Meck of Hampshire in the classroom. everyday in the evenings, if possible,” Hersey said. High School. "Trying to get more collaboration in prom coordinator DiAnna Liller said. Also according to Gabby Hersey, a Shockey was honored with the West students and trying to make it relavent," About 20 students signed up to help lot of students were concerned about Virginia Council of Teachers of Shockey said of her methods. including student council and other the ticket price. Mathematics Distinguished Service "Work hard and be fun at times," Meck students in school, according to student “Tickets are $35 for a couple and $20 for award, and Meck was awarded said of his style. council member Ashleigh Martin. singles. The good thing is seniors get in WVCTM High School Teacher of the Meck and Shockey both had a little bit for free. So lucky them,” Liller said. Year for 2013. of competition in their class for the award. Shockey was very happy to win the "They don't tell us who all is WVCTM award. competing, but everyone who is a part of "I'm very honored; it recognizes all my WVCTM could win the award," said hard work,"said Shockey. "My years of Shockey. Students Win Pi Day Awards hard work have been awarded, and I'm HHS principal Jeff Woofter is proud to thankful." have these teachers on his staff. Meck was also very honored and "I'm glad to have them here," said Woofter. Marisha Pierce happy to win 2013 teacher of the year staff writer award. "I feel very honored," said Meck. "It means a lot to me." Juniors Mark Veach and Casey her poster. Kidwell said it only took her Shockey won a prize for the WVCTM Kidwell were recently awarded prizes for and hour to create her poster. Kidwell award. J& K their winning posters in the Pi Day poster received a 3rd place ribbon and a gift "I won a chair," said Shockey. contest. card to Walmart. Meck also won an award for being “I was very happy that I came in 2nd The students received their rewards named the 2013 teacher of the year. Styling place,” said Veach. on March 14, according to Shockey. "I got a certificate for winning,"said For his poster, which took four days Pi day is a day to celebrate the Meck. to create, Veach drew Ashley Hines formula 3.14. Shockey informed her eating a pie. Veach received a gift card to Salon classes that they would be participating "Excellence in America's workforce Walmart and a 2nd place trophy. in the Pi Day contest for a grade. begins with excellence in workforce “It feels great that two of my students Different schools throughout the region education." Judy & Kris won prizes for Pi Day,” said math teacher participated in the contest as well, Rowanne Shockey. “Sometimes you get according to Shockey. a winner, and sometimes you don’t.” National Technical Owners and Operators Kidwell drew a pirate judging pies for Honor Society

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Hampshire High School Year! “I think with texting, the tone can be “I think texting is a detriment taken in the wrong way. Like if to teen relationships because then teens F uture somebody just say ‘ok’ you can take that don’t have to learn how to in so many different ways because you communicate one on one. They have B B usiness don’t know the tone that they’re trying time to think through an answer, but 74 East Main Street to use,” said junior Tyler Lafollette. when they’re actually in front of a L eaders of Some people like English teacher person they don’t know to adjust to that Romney, WV 26757 Laurie Bainbridge feel that texting is immediacy of a conversation,” said (304) 822-7636 harmful to the general social skills of this Bainbridge. A merica generation’s teenagers. Excellence in Action N2014 news the Trojaneer 4

April Earth Day Spirit Grows at Hampshire High Guest Writers Mrs. Shipley's English 11 honors class School Song Of Mary Song Of My Soul Quianna Beyer staff writer I celebrate myself, and sing myself, I celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, And what I assume you shall assume Earth Day is a time for people to enjoy the different recycling and turned it into For every atom belonging to me as good For every atom belonging to me as nature and focus on protecting the different things," said Saville. "It's just a belongs to you. good belongs to you. environment. day that I always remember to recycle, I am an athlete of great talent I wonder where I please Science teacher Patricia Maxwell enjoys but I recycle everyday, and it has always Basketball and cross country are my no chains to drag me down celebrating Earth Day. "I take my been a part of my life." sports My only guide is my heart grandchildren hiking and also go Some teachers think about their I put my jersey on with great pride, The driving force behind me being, kayaking," said Maxwell. actions on Earth Day. "I'm conscientious along with my basketball shorts my dreams Earth Day is celebrated every year on about my enviromental impact," said I am selfless, funny, and carefree. These dreams being my hope April 22. The holiday started on April 22, math teacher Katrina Tiedeman. I am busy as a bee Music filling my heart and mind 1970. Others, like science teacher Jamie You can find me on a court It follows me wherever I go Aide Sue Saville also celebrates Earth Jordan, take a different approach. "I and you can find me running a path My heart beats to the very sound day. recycle more and breathe less," said Don't look for me in class, as I am not a Music is simply what feelings sound "It's always different in every place at Jordan. fan of math like Hampshire High; in the past, we had all Earth Day is just a day to recycle and I work out hard And so my feelings are sang loud the fourth graders from the county come just love Mother Earth. and prepare for my games For every subtle strum and note I play and clean up the campus; then we took as the other team walks in Is really painting a picture of my soul they know I am gonna put them to Music is my peace shame Through it I am a humanitarian I celebrate myself promoting life, happiness, and free Which may be a little scary will. Have no worries- they call me Mary ~Jonah Pratt #30 What's Your Favorite ~Mary Feaster Song Of Dalton Song Of Adam

Flower? I celebrate myself, and sing myself, I celebrate myself, and sing myself and what I assume you shall assume, And what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. belongs to you. I relax and breathe I, now 17 years old and in perfect health I fish on a bank at the pond, begin, While relaxing in the sun. hoping to cease not until death. I drift off and all my troubles disappear To my amusement, a song comes from Born of parents who care here from their both my strings and chords of the voice. parents, and their parents before. My legs carry me to the speeds of sound I, now 17 and in almost perfect and to the heights of clouds, where no condition, working harder and harder one can bring me down everyday to maybe one day, if I am lucky The depth of my mind is larger "Roses. They're pretty." "Lotus. It's pretty and grows in nasty to grasp my dreams and make them a than a canyon, that can hold Dylan Lambert places." reality. everything and anything it receives, Matt Perry I have the devotion, holding sure to never let it go I have the drive, Compassionate and honest, morally I It is only a matter strive to be the best, of when I can make them true look for nothing in return but self joy. ~Dalton Pritts ~Adam Stinespring

Jobs (continued from Page 1) her job at Burger King. earn on gas for their vehicles. Sophomore Dalton Sirk has been Kile also uses his extra money for working at a family farm for the past clothes, hats, and other things that he three years. Sirk has been having some wants. Kenney uses her paychecks to trouble with making sure he gets his pay bills, like her truck payment and school work and his job duties done on internet bill. Funk plans on saving most "A dandelion. It's fun." time, but he has been doing the best that "Daisies. They are pretty." of her earnings. Megan Davidson he can. Kimberly Fagga “I’m saving for something I need “I have not have much of a social life when I want it, or for food because I love since I started to work on the farm,” food,” Funk said. stated Sirk. Many working students, like junior Darron Kinnamon, use the money they N2014 feature the Trojaneer 5

April A Day in the Life of Shockey

Brook Smith staff writer Lisa Shockey, secretary of Hampshire events. Some days are more eventful High School, is always busy manning the than others. desk in the main office. Shockey said, “There are way too Shockey starts off her day doing many people, things, and odd events that attendance and signing slips for those happen up here to really count.” who come in late. “My least favorite thing is definitely “Chaos. It’s chaos on a daily basis,” attendance,” said Shockey. Tammy Barnes, aide, said of Shockey’s Shockey enjoys her job. daily routine. “I do enjoy being a secretary, but I’ve “My most favorite thing is dealing always wanted to be a teacher,” said with all the students throughout the Shockey. day,” said Shockey. “I deal with She completes everything that comes hundreds of students, way too many to her way as soon as possible. There is keep count of." never a thing she puts to the side to Being a secretary can be fun at times, handle later. Shockey also helps out with but sitting in an office does get boring the second chance breakfast and lunch after a while, according to Shockey. shifts by punching numbers in and She likes joking around with Cpl. scanning cards. Shockey looks over discrepancies at her desk. Jamie Carter and vice principal Camella In her free time, Shockey loves Hardinger during sixth period. camping and reading. Every day, the office is full of new Flirting Comes in All Words and Ways Hannah Stewart staff writer Flirting is a well-known skill for going to his bedroom, and have a Freshman Nick Pownall said he like when I’m called hot or sexy,” said today's generation. Hampshire High blanket fort put up. His favorite game does use pick-up lines, but they usually freshman Payge Hoops. School students are eager tell all their is gonna be playing, which is Fallout, are inappropriate. Sophomore Christina Parker thinks one liners and flirting secrets. and there is also going to be a bouquet “Sometimes they work; sometimes taking it slow with a guy works better Senior Carleigh Jonker said, “I of bacon roses with a note that says they don’t.” than rushing through it. “Poking is don’t flirt; I just give nice ‘will you go to prom with me?’ “ Sometimes cheesy and corny pick- not a way to flirt. It just doesn’t work compliments.” There is a fine line Junior Devin Light said he doesn’t up lines work. for me.” between flirting and giving really flirt, but he has used pick-up Senior Kyle Dean said, “I flirt really Senior Lora-Lynn Greene said compliments. lines on girls. “You look like trash; can cheesy, and I’ve got girls.” some really bad pick-up lines have Jonker also has a unique way of I take you out?” and “I’ve lost my So what “moves” really work? been used on her. asking her boyfriend out for prom this number; can I have yours?” are two of “Well, I always giggle and touch them year: “I’m gonna have a trail of cookies them. on the arm or something, and I don’t 2014

April entertainment t he Trojaneer6 Horoscopes by Marisha Guest writer from

Mrs. Staub’s creative Aries (March 21 - April 19): Virgo (August 23- September writing class You have built up walls so that no 22): one can hurt you. You have built Having a love interest might not be them so high that even the ones who the best thing for you right now. It love you are unable to reach you. may be best if you separate yourself You have to let some people in so from the person you like. You may you are able to be loved. Don’t let not understand why, but you will the fear of getting hurt isolate you soon realize the reason. from the world. Capricorn (December 22- Janu- ary 19): Taurus (April 20-May 20): Libra (September 23 - Octo- Before you start pointing fingers, make You are trying to find happiness in sure your own hands are clean. Don’t ber22): judge someone for something that you I Hear America Singing life, but things keep bringing you You want to accomplish a lot but down. Don’t let unimportant things do as well. Be the person to lift them don’t know how to do it. You have up, not tear them down. in your life affect you. Find happi- to keep your eye on the goal. Do not By: Bradley Bommarito ness in the sadness. Make every bad give up, even if it gets challenging. moment a good one. Every time you get knocked down, I can hear America singing, pick yourself right back up. Aquarius (January 20 - Febru- voices far and wide, Gemini (May 21- June 20): ary 18) Don’t dwell on what happened in Students sing a song of hope, You have been feeling very down about the past. By doing so, you are mak- aspiring to become great things, yourself lately. You feel as if no one ing your life even harder to bare. It’s Scorpio (October 23- Novem- Parents sing a song of love, wants you or loves you. You are loved time to let go of what hurt you be- ber 21): of a deep caring for their children, more than you know. You are so down fore and start embracing the things Be the person to brighten someone’s Workers sing a song of dedication, on yourself that you are unable to see that make you happy now. day instead of darkening it. Smile at determined to provide for their fami- how special you are. Keep your head the ones who look lonely and hug the lies, held high and stay positive. Soldiers sing a song of loyalty, Cancer (June 21 -July 22): ones who need it the most. Wave at of love for their country, It’s time to stop acting like a child someone, and you might just save a Liberals sing a song of progress, and grow up. Set an example for the life. of innovation and change ones around you. Act your age, not Pisces(February 19 -March 19): Conservatives sing a song of traditon, your shoe size. It is hard to grow up, Sagittarius (November 22- De- of the old ways of life, but you are going to have to do it cember 21): Don’t let social networking control your The poor sing a song of desperation, eventually. Something good is bound to happen life. Ignore what others have to say of struggling to survive, in your near future. You have had so The rich sing a song of greed, about you online. Don’t be a person Leo (July 23-August 22): many let downs this past month, and who gets all worked up over something of indulgence and gluttony, it’s time for something good to hap- Every person in America, Don’t be afraid to try something that is online. You know who you are, pen. every man, woman, and child, new. Get out there and explore. and that is all that matters. is singing a song, Don’t hide away inside all of your All throughout America, life. this song can be heard.

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April Girls' Track Members Set Goals Boys' Track Hits the Ground Selena Lopez staff writer Running Girls' track and field members are improve in discus and hit 30 feet in shot Kyle Moon hoping for a good season, but at the time put. staff writer of the interview have only had one meet. Coach Luke Samples is expecting this The boys’ track team has officially the mid-distance events. All the girls are hoping to improve in season to be strong. They don't have a lot started its season, and just a few meets “I would say the mid-distance distance and timing. of girls, but the girls they do have are pretty into the season, the guys seem to be events are a strong point,” said Sophomore Morgan Roach didn't go to good. He places the girls in their categories really enjoying themselves. sophomore Britt Dolly. the first meet but expects to improve in by looking at the meet and placing them The first meet was at Bridgeport High “The mid-distance has been great 1600, 4x800, 32000, and the 800. in the best position to score points. School, and HHS finished three out of so far,” said head coach Keith Lee. Senier Taylor Harwood said, "I'm "Don't kill yourself on first day; be ready 17 schools. As the season continues, the team hopeful to beat my best records, but I for the last day," is a running tip from “It was a good way to get the season hopes for continued success and to really hope we can make it back to states." Samples. started,” said senior Isaiah Sorrell. qualify as many runners as possible for Sophomore Kennedy Canan wants to The second meet at Elkins went even states. better. The team got 1st place out of ten “I am looking forward to going to schools. some of the new places to compete, Baseball Team Starts with High “The second meet, we did really and hopefully a lot of us will make it good. We ended up getting 1st place,” to states,” said Sorrell. said Sorell. “The goal is always qualifying for Hopes The strength of the team seems to be states,” said Dolly. Solomon Peterie staff writer As the Hampshire High School “This season has been a little bit Baseball Team starts off its season, challenging,” said Mowery. players hope for a successful year. So far, they have played against Baseball Schedule Assistant Coach Clinton Larrick said, Musselman, Buckhannon, Hedgesville, “We struggled some, had a lot of walks, Mercersburg, and Petersburg with three errors against Musselman, and then the wins and two losses. last complete game cleaned it up.” Larrick plans on taking it one day at a Date Opponent Home/Away Baseball players are excited about the time, and he expects to improve before the 4/08 Frankfort Home new season. play-offs. 4/10 Spring Mils Home “I think we are going to do good, Mowery said, “I expect us to have at 4/17 Petersburg Away because we have a good team this year,” least a winning record.” said junior Cody Kesner. “I’m expecting this year to be a fun 4/28 Spring Mills Away Sophomore Skyler Mowery is also year,” said Kesner. 4/29 Frankfort Away very excited this year, but he thinks it 5/02 Elkins Home might be a bit tough. 5/03 Musselman Home Eva Marie Taylor 5/05 Mountain Ridge Away L.M.T Buy Your 5/06 Washington Away 5/07 Jefferson Home 2014 5/09 Martinsburg Home Eva's Yearbook Massage & Today Track Schedule

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April 2014 What's Hot and Song Dedications "Deuces" by Chris Brown From Kim to Brandon What's Not? "Bandz a Make Her Dance" by Juicy J From Ashley to Sarah Hot: Wearing shorts when the weather Hot: Getting some color when the "Follow Me" by 3Oh!3 From Sam to Gunnar is nice weather gets nice Not: Losing your vision for a few Not: Bad spray tans "Slow Down" by Selena Gomez From Sarah to Jacob hours because you can't shake the "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5 From Logan to Alison images of those horrid jean shorts so Hot: Being in a cute relationship with many males find acceptable to wear limited PDA "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus From Tiffany to Johnathon Not: Making out with your significant "Backstabber" by Ke$ha From Brooke to Lindsay Hot: Having a job other in the hallway after every class Not: Having no social life because period "Oath" by Cher Lloyd From Hailey to Ashley your job consumes all of your spare "Good Time" by Toby Keith From Kyle to Mrs. Hardinger time Hot: Getting a new phone Not: Realizing your "new" phone is no "Comets" by Marc Goone From Kyle to Hannah Hot: Not having to take WESTEST longer new when the next version "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas From Hunter to Sydney your senior year comes out two days later Not: Having to take WESTEST every year Hot: Getting a new dog Not: That moment you realize your new Hot: Cheap clothes dog has just destroyed your favorite Not: Cheaply made clothes pair of shoes

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