26 Issue October 1123 1998
KEEP THE CAT FREE EST 1949 The Students' Newspaper at Imperial College ''Stars in a constellation By Ed Lanyon and William Lorenz The tour included a live pharmacol So said Her Majesty the Queen of Impe ogy practical in which first year medical rial College and the Royal College of Art students tested on themselves 'the effect during a visit to the area last Wednesday. of various chemical compounds upon Her Majesty started proceedings at Impe their sharpness of vision'. Her Majesty rial, opening the new Sir Alexander Flem then officially opened the building and ing (BMS) building. After an initial panic signed the College's new Royal Charter. in the afternoon when a brick-covered This was followed by a speech by the outer door collapsed, damaging one of Rector, who made a very funny remark "After an initial panic about the building collapsing. Everyone was tremendously amused. when a door collapsed... Her Highness left behind some dis enchantment, failing to fully acknowl the site was groomed to edge the 200 strong crowd on her entrance and exit. No doubt this was perfection" the result of her full schedule, next involv ing a move north to the Albert Memor the building's supporting columns, the ial and a spectacular opening ceremony site was groomed to perfection by the involving fireworks, apparently costing time of her arrival. £25 000. Her Majesty was welcomed by the Photo: Froggy Her Majesty admires the BMS architect's handiwork Rector, Sir Ronald Oxburgh and pre sented with a bouquet by a descendent Majesty was introduced to all Imperial's and developments in the history of the of Sir Alexander Fleming. She was then important persons including Dave Hellard College' which were obscured by td Sex shown a scale model of South Kensing and Wade Cayed, leaving her perplexed ton and other dignitaries, she then Inside.. m ton including a lovely pond on the as to why Imperial has two union presi started her tour of the building, but was Queens Lawn and Dalby Court with a dents. Ignoring several 'commissioned forced to use the stairs because the lifts strangely absent boiler house. Her montage panels featuring key figures were broken. Letters 6
Editorial 7 Suspect Speakers Back Again Columns 8 Focus 10 By Duncan Hill cause even more damage to your hi-fi. details of any conversation held. Once If anyone sees these vans attempting to again, do not hand any money over, or Cartoon 10 In what is becoming an annual occur sell speakers, they should be reported to get into the vehicle; as ICU's president rence, dodgy white vans have appeared Felix, along with the vehicle registration Dave Hellard says, "they rely on idiots. Feature 12 in the area of Imperial College. Not only plate, descriptions of the occupants and Don't be one". do they claim that the speakers they sell Ents 13 have an r.r.p of around £1800 and they will sell them to you for a mere £200, but Books 14 they'll also give you a lift to the nearest cash point to draw your money out for Music 15 you. Last year one Imperial student was Film 20 kidnapped by these people and forced to withdraw £200 from a cash point. Arts 22 They may also offer to take you to your flat etc. to try them out, but the going Games 25 advice is; under no circumstances must you get into this van. The speakers them Sports 27 selves are not what they claim to be, and if you did spend any of your hard-earned Felix Maze 28 cash on them, most likely they would Photo: Brett Donovan Con-artists try to entice our reporter 2 News 26 October 1998 RCSU
Who? 26 October 1998 by Gareth Morgan Editor: Ed Sexton The Royal College of Science Union's Photographic Editor: William Lorenz problems continue to mount. Douglas Music Editors: Jason Ramanalhan and Graham's resignation from the post of Denis Patrickson Vice President (Education and Welfare), News Editors: Andy Ofori and Joel reported in last week's letters page, has > Lewis left the RCSU with nine vacant positions, I ilm Editor David Roberts as well as several empty seats on the Games Editor; Gary Smith Committee. Arts Editor: I lelena Cochcme VP (Finance) William Bentley said Literary Editor: Kent Yip that most vacancies resulted from offi Sports Editor: Gus Paul cers needing to devote more time to their academic studies. There seems to be a general lack of interest in the run Photo: Jonas The usual suspects - who on earth will stand? ning of the RCSU on the part of most of Freeze on its members, which has made the offi a paid Sabbatical post cannot be filled Publications Officer are up in the RCSU cers' jobs harder, increasing the pres because of a lack of interest in student office on Unwin Road. There is also a sure on their time. These difficulties politics. vacancy for a Biology Departmental Rep seem to mirror those of the ICU, who are Nomination papers for the posts of resentative. In the meantime, Mr Bentley Fees having trouble filling the post of Deputy President, VP (E&W), Union General and VP (Clubs and Entertainments) Bob President (Clubs and Societies). The Meeting Chair, Honourary Secretary, Wel Walker are filling the role of acting Pres by Gareth Morgan prospects for the RCSU seem gloomy If fare Officer, Web Editor, Archivist and ident. Ever since the Dearing Report and the As a result, Monday evening's meet introduction of tuition fees for most UK ing of BUSA Council is being asked to students, several universities have been Med School Sport adopt the ULU interpretation of the contemplating charging extra 'top up1 hybrid system. Consequently, three real fees. These would be paid to the uni istic possible outcomes exist: BUSA versity on top of existing fees, and fig- refuse to set the precedent of changing utes of up to £400 per year have been Hangs In Balance eligibility rules in mid-season, forcing the mentioned. Particularly interested have sports teams to field different teams for been the 'Russell Group', a club of about by David Roberts around the exact interpretation of a sys different competitions - and in all likeli twenty prominent institutions including tem known as "hybrid entry". This was hood forcing ULU to back down; BUSA IC. The Oxbridge colleges have a par The fate of Medical School entries into introduced for the first time this season, accept the new "interpretation" of hybrid ticular interest in this since there have sporting leagues and cups hangs on to allow institutions currently undergoing entry, and the merger process speeds been threats to the £2500 they receive Monday's meeting of the British Univer mergers with medical schools (Imperial, up; BUSA complain about the inherent from the Government for each student sities Sport Association (BUSA) Council. UCL, King's and QMW) to enter a mixture problems of checking up on the correct on top of usual tuition costs. Although last week's meeting of Uni of separate medic and non-medic teams enforcement of the system, and force LSE have been contemplating the versity of London Union (ULU) Council and joint institution-wide sides. For Impe single entry now (rather than in three introduction of top up fees, a move voted to allow medical students to be rial, this means that College wide teams years time, as originally forecast). which may prompt the other Russell able to pick whether to play for their enter all sports except Rugby, Football Although this may all seem hideously Group universities to do likewise. How own side or for their "parent institution", and Hockey, where separate medic and complex, it is a real cause for concern ever, ICU President Dave Hellard recently this conflicts with current BUSA policy. non-medic sides exist. amongst senior sources, and has major met with the Rector to discuss the new Consequently, the prospect of continu At the ULU meeting, the ULU Vice- implications for Imperial's chances in fees. The Rector stated, and confirmed ally changing rules promises to produce President (Sports), Nick Dunnet, sug competitive sport this season. Whatever in writing, that IC was not considering a situation described as "a complete gested that the proposal to allow decision is reached, ICU Rugby, football implementing top up fees, and this mess" by one senior figure. students the right to pick which team to and Hockey teams will not be merging would not be affected by other institu If the BUSA meeting rules against play for was only a "clarification" of the this year, so if BUSA accept the ULU tions' actions or the forthcoming Gov the ULU decision, then the prospect of hybrid entry system adopted by BUSA. decision, we stand to loose out, with ernment review of the definition fees. teams being forced to change between However, minutes of the BUSA Executive UCL (whose teams will merge) the largest Dave Hellard said that "Top up fees every game looms large. Indeed suspi meeting held on the 6th of March this beneficiaries. However, if BUSA refuse, would have a disastrous effect on the cion is growing amongst senior sports year clearly state that entries will be keeping a check on who is allowed to accessibility to the best education for officers that BUSA may decide to simplify decided on "a sport specific basis". In play for what team will become a night poorer students. It would create a two- the entire issue by forcing all institutions other words, ICSM students can only mare, and all hell could break loose. tier system based on wealth and not to entire as a single unit. In the words of enter as part of a College wide team if Either way, troubled times would seem intelligence". He added that the agree one senior official "BUSA could legiti no medical team exists. This directly con to be ahead. ment with the Rector was a decisive mately turn round and tell us we must tradicts the motion passed by ULU Coun If you have any views on the situa step in the right ditection, especially have single entry now". cil (which applies lo UL competitions tion, then please get in contact with given IC's influential position within the At present, the discussion revolves only). your club captain. Russell Group.
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cials; when relevant issues arise, it is the made, he thus he had no choice but to Deputy Union President and the DP(finance & Medics sign. This left the Med School Union Services) who arc making the decisions, needing to sell 504 tickets for the event any requisite action is facilitated by the to break even - leaving the prospect of Clubs & Societies Administrator. This cur greater losses looming large. Deficiency rent method of operation was described blow cash This financial laxity is widely regarded as a 'bit of a nightmare' by the Union as being a direct consequence of the by Andrew Ofori President, although he did commend by David Roberts huge scale of the combined Med School the Administrator's dedication. Union reserves (built up over a period of The air of enthusiasm that inspires the He felt the current lack of candi Next weeks planned Medics Graduation many years by donations and profits Union at the outset of any new year is dates emanated from student's reluc has been abandoned at a cost of £7500. from events) - which stood at £55 885 at being severely tempered by a Sabbatical tance to split their courses with a fears of low turnout and heavy losses the beginning of August, and may not be shortage. In keeping with previous years, Sabbatical year, but with recurring issues also surround the Medical Freshers Ball, touched by ICU for the next twelve the position of Deputy President for such as health & safety and hybrid entry which was scheduled to take place last months. However, at the end of that Clubs & Societies has been left vacant, awaiting a rational mind he pleaded 'As Saturday (after Felix went to press). period they will be pared down to a increasing the workload of Union offi long as you're not a complete donkey The Medics Graduation Ball had level comparable with the other Con cials. Fate rather than apathy was the cul please stand!1. been organised by the School of Medi stituent College Union's (approximately prit in the case of this year's staff The Union's drive to find a Deputy cine Rugby squad, on the understanding £2000). Thus, certain leading figures in shortage, with the former DP(C&S) elect President is an effort to avoid their worst that any profits would be diverted into ICSM SU have decided that the next failing last year, forcing him to withdraw fears, a round of elections where their coffers. However, their decision to twelve months should be treated as a from the position. DP(C&S) candidates are required for this book a hotel for the event was made gigantic spending spree, with the words The elected DPIC&S) will be respon year and next. Each candidate requires without any consultation of either the "Take that out of our reserves" frequently sible for the 200 Clubs & Societies, rep a proposer and 20 seconders; papers Union President or Deputy President, echoing around Union offices. In excess resenting them to the College and came down on Friday with 2 potential and without following correct Union of ten thousand pounds has already external organisations such as BUSA candidates standing, namely Rostam Kil- financial procedures. As a result, a con been spent, and the losses accrued by (British Universities Sports Association). gour from Physics and Material's Stuart tract was signed which requires the these events could see the reserves The new incumbent will be an essential Cook. Today marks the beginning of 2 Union to pay 100% of the bill, even if a plummet furthet. point of contact to club members and weeks of campaigning around the col decision is made to cancel the event. If no action is taken by ICU, then the can expect to invest their creativity in the lege and this will be followed by voting Similarly, the Freshers Ball was organ next year could see an unprecedented expansive field of Student Development from 9.00-5.00pm on the 9th &10th ised by the Med School Union without roller coaster of spending on behalf of until yet another Sabbatical is elected to November where every Union member consultation with ICU. the contract was medical students which could easily see focus on Welfare and Education. has the opportunity to vote. finally seen by Deputy President Chris their reserves reduced from five figures The missing Sabbatical's duties are Ince less than a week before the event, to four or even three. currently shared between Union offi and with a verbal agreement already Nobel Peace Prize
Five months As the advent of peace in Ireland captures the hearts and regards t iago. two Good Fri ' bespectacled minds of the world, including the Nobel committee, Agreemer men of 61 Mr. Trimt |^?!:. and 54, Padraig McCloskey takes an analytical look at the two single-han tepped edly :> the main protagonists of the Peace Process. dragged n stage at colleague; I! r,0 lit sheets and did not encounter the hard honestly say that a certain lan Paisely ing and s front Hall, work Hume has done for his home city helped me form an opinion that all ing into ecu the or for the nationalists of Northern Ireland. Unionist politicians are the same, i.e. line on, : iwo stood one John Hume has always been a peaceful Ihey were only interested in NO politics. this " of the most famous man and was instrumental in bringing To be fair though for many years my issue Irish people of the last about the IRA ceasefire in 1994 through only recollections of some towns having (over half of his party's MPs Trimble twenty years, Bono, secret talks with Gerry Adams. The fact visited them, was the size of their "Ulster were opposed to the Good Hume five months ago these that Adams is no longer regarded with says NO" banner draped across their Friday Agreement). Mr. Trim two men were on the campaign trail for the same offence, he respective town halls. ble had so much to lose if he failed to get a YES vote in the Northern Ireland refer was then made it all the the overall backing from his party he endum following the Good Friday Agree harder for John Humc| When Trimble became deserved. I will always remember his ment. attain his goals, espe the Ulster Unionist courage throughout the referendum dally when he was I Party leader I feared campaign, and I'm sure many people slated for the ceasefire On Friday 16th October the same pair, the worst; more of the with similar views to myself felt the same. break down. John John Hume MP and David Trimble MP, same. Thankfully to Like Gerry Adams said, "...this is a man I Hume has tirelessly were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize "... some extent I have could do business with", he too is a applied himself to aiding for their efforts to find a peaceful solu been proved wrong. deserving winner of this award. tion to the conflict in Northern Ireland." Northern Ireland's Bono applauds politicians That is, Trimble backed Catholics and National the 1974 loyalist work Despite the criticisms from some quarters ists since the Civil Rights movement As somebody who grew up living a mere ers strike, was opposed to the Anglo-Irish directed towards the Nobel Committee started 30 years ago. It is hoped this fifteen miles from John Hume's native Agreement and marched triumphantly on their choice, I feel it is not an award award will not be an end in itself, but Derry, I am delighted that his endless through Portadown, hand-in-hand with to kick-start a failing peace process, but rather John I lume will be truly rewarded dedication to peace has been recog lan Paisely, after the first Dumcree inci merely endorses what has gone on and with peace in our country. nised, even if his ultimate aim has not dent in 1995. hopefully will continue until such time been altogether achieved. For as long as that every member of Northern Ireland's I have been reading newspapers, there I see David Trimble as another matter I was not only shocked but overjoyed community can walk, drink, eat and shop has hardly been a day when I opened the entirely, from an early age I can quite when I saw the stand he made with with no fear of violence. Ever felt something could be done better?