CREATED BY Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
EPISODE 4.18
“Chapter Seventy-Five: Lynchian”
Betty and Archie struggle with lingering feelings. Jughead and Charles track down Riverdale’s cinephiles. Veronica and Cheryl deal with bad blood.
WRITTEN BY: Ariana Jackson | Brian E. Paterson
DIRECTED BY: Steven A. Adelson
ORIGINAL BROADCAST: April 29, 2020
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K.J. Apa ... Archie Andrews Lili Reinhart ... Betty Cooper Camila Mendes ... Veronica Lodge Cole Sprouse ... Jughead Jones Marisol Nichols ... Hermione Lodge Madelaine Petsch ... Cheryl Blossom Mark Consuelos ... Hiram Lodge Casey Cott ... Kevin Keller Charles Melton ... Reggie Mantle Vanessa Morgan ... Toni Topaz Mädchen Amick ... Alice Cooper Nathalie Boltt ... Penelope Blossom Wyatt Nash ... Charles Smith Shannon Purser ... Ethel Muggs Molly Ringwald ... Mary Andrews Kerr Smith ... Principal Holden Honey Trinity Likins ... Jellybean Jones Kett Turton ... David Spencer Lord ... Terry Steve Makaj ... Jinx Malloy Drew Ray Tanner ... Fangs Fogarty Billy Wickman ... Hunter Malloy Don Ainsworth ... Jimmy Hannah Bos ... Young Betty Brock Brown ... Young Archie Fritzy-Klevans Destine ... Bulldog #1 Marion Eisman ... Doris Bell Joshua Guvi ... Daryl Lexi Hill ... Audrey Austin Miklautsch ... Darius Dawson Rutledge ... Fratboy #1 Daniel Schoepf ... Ray Malloy Noam Zylberman ... Paul Malloy
1 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:09,968 [Jughead] "Lynchian."
2 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,804 Adjective to describe something inspired
3 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:15,515 by the noted American filmmaker, David Lynch.
4 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:20,478 And/or to describe something that is both incredibly macabre and incredibly mundane.
5 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:32,240 Also, Riverdale's status quo, reaching new depths of perversion
6 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,994 with the discovery of a videotape in which someone wearing a mask of me
7 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:39,414 is bludgeoned to death by someone wearing a mask of my girlfriend.
8 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,082 Hey. What are you guys watching?
9 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:42,959 Jellybean, you gotta get out of here.
10 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,961 Sorry, this is NC-17 stuff.
11 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,380 Fine. Whatever.
12 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:49,257 [Betty] Okay.
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8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,093 So, that was dropped off at the sheriff's station
14 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,387 in a bin with all of the other voyeur tapes?
15 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:58,892 Yeah, but the other tapes were just static shots of people's houses at a distance.
16 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,727 This is clearly an escalation.
17 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:03,396 A recreation of whatever someone thinks happened to me in the woods.
18 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:07,025 The big questions are, who is doing this and what are we gonna do about it?
19 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,109 Me? Nothing.
20 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:11,362 No, I'm not getting pulled into some creepy new mystery.
21 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,699 But you can feel free to get sucked into this one, okay?
22 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,494 Could always use an extra set of eyes and ears, little brother.
23 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,249 [Hiram whistling]
24 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:28,546 You're unusually chipper today, Daddy.
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25 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:32,133 Mija, I just closed a major distribution deal.
26 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,720 As of this morning, I'll be supplying all the rum
27 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:40,183 for the Grande family's chain of casinos, up and down the Eastern seaboard.
28 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,685 You're doing business with Elio's shady ass again?
29 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,187 All I'm doing is selling rum, mija.
30 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,565 And beating you to a market you hadn't even considered.
31 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,567 I did consider it, weeks ago.
32 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:54,239 Instead, Red Raven is expanding into a heretofore untapped market,
33 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,406 the college crowd.
34 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,201 With an affordable version of our product, Maple Claw.
35 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,161 Good luck with that.
36 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,549
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -What's up? -[Fangs] What's up, Reggie?
37 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:16,511 What's up is I hear you two have some scam going
38 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,721 where you're bringing in some serious bank.
39 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,683 -Are you dealing again, Fangs? -No. Are you?
40 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:23,143 No. That's why I'm broke.
41 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,478 And I want in. On whatever you're doing.
42 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,189 So... what's the scam?
43 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,780 We make tickle videos for a guy named Terry.
44 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:36,781 Hmm?
45 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,325 And before you assume the worst, it's not sexual.
46 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,245 No clothes come off at any time. It's like an endurance sport.
47 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:46,082 -And this Terry guy pays you? -[Fangs] Yeah.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 48 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,002 And a lot more than dealing.
49 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,920 That's weird as hell, boys.
50 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:56,009 But... do you think Terry could use a guy like me?
51 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,017 [playing ballad]
52 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,935 [Betty] Dear diary, today I fell in love with the boy next door.
53 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,854 He has red hair and freckles
54 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,857 and a scar on his eyebrow that he got when he fell off his bicycle.
55 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,820 His name is Archie Andrews.
56 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,281 And he has a dog named Vegas, who is super cute,
57 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,366 but not as cute as Archie.
58 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:02,492 [knock on door]
59 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:03,910 -Hey. -Hi.
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8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,872 -What are you reading? -Just looking at one of my old diaries.
61 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,707 Ooh, fifth grade. That's juicy.
62 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,586 -Mom, seriously? -I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
63 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,423 Oh, honey, you're so grown up.
64 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,678 I can't believe you're gonna be leaving for Yale in a few months.
65 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,389 My precious little girl.
66 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,517 Mom, please do not cry. If you cry, I'm going to cry.
67 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,685 Oh, I'm sorry.
68 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:35,316 What could you possibly cry about, honey?
69 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,865 You have your whole life ahead of you.
70 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,329 Three cases, as ordered.
71 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:52,583 -Your party will be the hit of frat row. -Be a bigger hit if you two came.
72 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,420
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY You ladies supply anything other than booze?
73 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,589 Ew. Get out of my sight!
74 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,009 Bye!
75 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,308 Honestly, Veronica, what happened to "quality always"?
76 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,273 Oh, great, the cast of Swamp Thing just got here.
77 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,150 [Veronica] Welcome.
78 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:20,069 I don't have any more orders scheduled for pickup,
79 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,237 but can I help you?
80 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:25,658 Actually, little lady, we're just, uh, checking out the competition.
81 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,578 Jinx Malloy of the Malloy family.
82 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,164 Maybe you gals have heard of us?
83 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:34,125 I'm afraid I canceled my subscription to Trucker's Weekly.
84 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,501
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY That's funny.
85 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,587 You know what's not funny?
86 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,506 You bitches are cutting into our profits.
87 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,675 We Malloys have been running
88 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,636 a maple moonshine business for generations.
89 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:50,058 And one of our most lucrative markets is the college scene.
90 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,102 But, recently, we've been getting wind
91 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:58,357 of a new product that's eating into our customer base.
92 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:03,946 "Maple Claw."
93 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,532 Let's say that's true...
94 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:09,952 what exactly would you like us to do about that?
95 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,205 -Just pull your product. -[snickers]
96 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:13,915 I don't think so.
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97 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,877 See, I can guess who you boys work for.
98 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:23,549 And you can tell him that Veronica Lodge and Cheryl Blossom
99 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,177 do not back down from a fight.
100 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,348 Now, if you'll excuse us,
101 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,350 we have bottles to fill.
102 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,770 Don't say we didn't warn you.
103 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:49,367 -What the hell was that? -That was a bluff.
104 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,328 Trust me, Cheryl, this is typical of my father.
105 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:56,666 Last year, he sent thugs in gargoyle masks to beat up on Reggie.
106 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,961 This year, it's hillbillies who claim to produce maple moonshine.
107 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:09,428 The good news is, both drop-off boxes, the one at the sheriff's station
108 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,848 and the one upstairs,
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109 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,934 So, maybe we can identify the person who dropped off this faux snuff film.
110 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:17,103 Well, there's hours of footage.
111 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,981 Does this place have any popcorn?
112 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,983 [kernels popping]
113 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,411 [keypad clicks]
114 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,964 -Oh, you gotta be kidding me. -What? Do you recognize someone?
115 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:48,885 Uh, maybe. But I think I'm gonna check this lead out alone. Is that cool?
116 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,938 Jughead's working late with Charles.
117 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,357 The videotapes.
118 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,862 Veronica's with Cheryl.
119 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,616 Doing her maple rum thing.
120 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:14,744 Archie...
121
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,080 why are we here?
122 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:24,962 I don't know.
123 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:28,925 But it's nice...
124 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:30,593 right?
125 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,890 It is, but it's not like we can do anything...
126 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,351 more than this.
127 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:41,896 What do you mean?
128 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,106 We're just hanging out.
129 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,030 I love Jughead.
130 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,286 And I love Veronica.
131 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,500 But this is nice, right?
132 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,158 What would you say if you were here, Dad?
133 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,539 Probably something corny, like:
134 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,082
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY "Follow your heart."
135 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,131 The problem is, I have no idea where it's pointed.
136 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,721 And I don't wanna hurt anyone.
137 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,515 I'm just--
138 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,478 I'm just missing you a lot.
139 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,024 [school bell rings]
140 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,028 [Jughead] Ethel.
141 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,363 Do you have a moment to talk in private?
142 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,865 Jughead. Sure.
143 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,909 This is so unexpected.
144 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:22,413 Yeah, what can I say? It's been a pretty weird year.
145 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:26,500 Hey, I actually wanted to talk to you about some of those creepy videotapes.
146 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,419 You dropped off a couple at the station, right?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 147 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,837 I did, yeah.
148 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,174 It was just hours and hours of our house. Nothing new.
149 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,092 There actually was something new on one of them.
150 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,637 It was footage of someone dressed up as Betty
151 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,097 murdering someone dressed up as me with a rock.
152 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,683 -Oh, my God. -You don't know anything about that?
153 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,393 What? No, of course not.
154 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,271 It's just you're the only person with a direct connection to Betty and me
155 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,606 who dropped off a tape.
156 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:49,732 I didn't.
157 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:51,567 I swear.
158 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,363 I'm just trying to keep my head down and make it out of Riverdale in one piece.
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159 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,074 I didn't make any tape.
160 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,289 [Betty] Dear diary,
161 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,708 today was the happiest day of my life.
162 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,502 After walking home from school,
163 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,253 little Archie proposed to me.
164 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,926 Of course, I want to marry Archie, but I know we're too young.
165 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:21,055 So, I told him that he should ask me again when we're both 18 and in high school.
166 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,224 Everything all right, Betty?
167 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:27,937 Yeah. Sorry, I was just... thinking about...
168 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,146 Simpler times?
169 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,191 Simpler times.
170 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,986 [Honey over PA] Betty Cooper to the principal's office.
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8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,280 Betty Cooper to the principal's office.
172 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:41,117 -I really hate Mr. Honey. -Likewise.
173 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,412 Wonder what I did this time.
174 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,998 I'm confused. What is this for?
175 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:49,583 For the yearbook.
176 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:54,088 You are editor-in-chief, aren't you? Appointed last year?
177 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,633 Um, yes.
178 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:02,263 In between being attacked by the Black Hood at junior prom
179 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:05,975 and being hunted by the Gargoyle King before the Farm was raptured,
180 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,354 I volunteered to be in charge of the yearbook.
181 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,647 Wonderful.
182 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:13,858 So...
183 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,776
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY ticktock.
184 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,826 -So, did you solve the case? -Unfortunately not.
185 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,828 I had a hunch, but it didn't pan out.
186 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,622 But I did have another thought, that maybe our suspect is not a voyeur.
187 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,040 Maybe they're a filmmaker.
188 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,877 Whoever made that video had to know what they were doing,
189 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,420 and they even hired actors.
190 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:38,299 Plus, the fact that it's all on videotape, that's the hallmark of a cinephile.
191 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,217 -Let's start at the Bijou theater. -Yeah.
192 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,095 There's also Paramecium Records and Blue Velvet Video.
193 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,268 Okay, that was seriously one of the best videos we've made yet.
194 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:50,603 Good work.
195
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,937 Especially you, Reggie.
196 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,564 You have a great laugh.
197 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,191 Nice and deep.
198 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,319 Keep this up...
199 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,988 and we're all gonna make a lot of money.
200 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,327 [Reggie] We should go into business on our own
201 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,828 and ditch this Terry dude.
202 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,746 We don't need him.
203 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,664 This is Terry's operation, Reggie.
204 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,708 If we act as our own distributor,
205 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,377 we don't have to cut anyone in on our hard-earned bank.
206 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,172 We make our own website, put it behind a pay wall.
207 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,049 You know, it's not a bad idea, Kevin.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 208 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:24,094 Look, all you have to do is let Terry down easy.
209 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,888 I'll take care of the rest.
210 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:29,016 Getting the equipment, recruiting us some new talent.
211 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,604 This is gonna pay for our community college education, boys.
212 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,068 [bell jingles]
213 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,239 I can't believe places like this still exist.
214 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,574 Yeah. Open 24 hours, too.
215 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,536 [man] Can I help you, gentlemen?
216 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,204 [Jughead] Yes, actually.
217 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,831 This is quite the retro vibe you got going on.
218 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,669 -FBI. Can we ask you a couple questions? -Sure can.
219 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,505 We assume you know about the videotapes being delivered around town?
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220 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,422 Sure do.
221 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,882 Have you heard anything about them?
222 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,260 Any of your customers acting suspicious?
223 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,053 They all act suspicious.
224 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,223 Can we check your records? Who's rented what?
225 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,308 Happy to oblige.
226 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:12,726 [clears throat]
227 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,312 Old-school. I like it.
228 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,314 Each customer gets a page.
229 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:21,610 The first column is the date of when they checked out a tape.
230 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,321 Second column is the date they returned it.
231 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:25,990 [Charles] Who's E. Muggs?
232 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:30,452
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Looks like they rented Friday the 13th 16 times.
233 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,121 Oh, that's Ethel Muggs.
234 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,497 She's one of my regulars.
235 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,792 Well, heck, you may know her. Goes to Riverdale High.
236 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,878 She's a senior, I believe.
237 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,136 Things aren't looking good for your pal Ethel Muggs.
238 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,807 I admit that renting Friday the 13th over ten times is excessive,
239 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,434 but it's not a sign of guilt.
240 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,145 I mean, I've seen Eraserhead more times than I can count.
241 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,940 -Doesn't mean I'm the Man in the Planet. -She has a predilection for horror films.
242 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,151 She dropped off a videotape at the station.
243 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,154 You said yourself that she was obsessed with you, Jughead.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 244 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,906 In my book, that makes her a prime suspect.
245 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,365 Charles, I'm telling you,
246 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,951 it finally seems like Ethel is in a good place.
247 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,580 And there's more than a hundred tapes. I don't think she has the bandwidth
248 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,124 or even the equipment for that kind of operation.
249 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,376 Just move on.
250 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,546 [cell phone buzzing]
251 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,260 [beeps]
252 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,095 Cheryl?
253 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,682 [Cheryl] You need to get to the Maple Club right the hell now!
254 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,482 Oh, my God. What the hell happened in here?
255 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:45,819 We were invaded by those mountain men you insisted on provoking.
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256 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,988 -Who, the Malloys? -[Penelope] Yes.
257 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,950 I was sleeping in my secret room behind the office
258 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,576 and heard the door being kicked in.
259 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,287 It's only by the grace of God they didn't find and molest my Mumzie.
260 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:59,041 Ms. Blossom, I am so sorry this happened to you.
261 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,586 I swear, I'm going to murder my father.
262 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,595 You were out early, mija.
263 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,472 No.
264 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,016 I was out late. All night.
265 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:20,521 Cleaning up the Maple Club after you sent those hillbilly Malloys to trash it.
266 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:21,772 What?
267 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,357 I did no such thing.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 268 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,484 I would never do business with the Malloys.
269 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,237 They're ruthless competitors. They're dangerous.
270 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,366 Did Jinx's boys threaten you? If he threatened you--
271 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,786 No, no. If you didn't start this, then it's none of your concern, okay?
272 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,454 Do not underestimate the Malloys.
273 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:41,625 I've tangled with them. Let me help you deal with this, okay?
274 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,711 I'll settle whatever dispute you have with them.
275 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,921 Absolutely not, Daddy.
276 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,048 This is my business, my war,
277 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,342 and I'm gonna win it on my terms.
278 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:54,263 Besides, if the Malloys are as dangerous as you're insinuating,
279 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,766 you may not be strong enough
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY to go up against them.
280 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,814 [playing ballad]
281 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,652 [mouthing words]
282 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,538 [humming]
283 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:32,301 [Betty] Dear diary, today was the best day ever.
284 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,845 Archie asked if I wanted to come over and listen to records.
285 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,430 I said, yes, of course.
286 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:42,227 ♪ We used to laugh with joy ♪
287 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,775 Turns out the records were his dad's, but they were still pretty cool.
288 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,487 [knock on door]
289 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,990 Archie, what are you doing here?
290 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,619 Kev told me that Honey's making you do the yearbook. I wanna help you.
291 00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,536 No.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 292 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,999 Arch, you're not helping me with the yearbook,
293 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,585 and that's... not why you're here.
294 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,090 Okay, you're right.
295 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,093 Honestly, I can't stop thinking about you, Betty.
296 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,678 I've tried, but it's impossible.
297 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,933 Archie, we can't do this.
298 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,685 Not here.
299 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,771 Wait, "not here"? So, that means you--?
300 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,273 I can't stop thinking about you either.
301 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,777 So, maybe...
302 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:35,072 -We meet tonight. At the bunker, maybe? -No, not, not--
303 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,241 Not tonight. Tomorrow night.
304 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,286 So, we have time to think about this...
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305 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,998 and make sure it's what we really want.
306 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,250 Tomorrow night.
307 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,838 That actually, uh, gives me a little time to do something, finish something.
308 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,465 Okay.
309 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,843 [school bell rings]
310 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,348 Hi, Miss Bell.
311 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,060 As a senior I should probably know this, but does this school have an AV Club?
312 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,563 We do, Mr. Jones.
313 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,107 And can anyone get access to the equipment?
314 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:13,152 I mean, I assume they have, like, video cameras and VCRs.
315 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,069 Oh, yes.
316 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,906 But only AV Club members are allowed to use it.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 317 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,701 -Is Ethel Muggs a member of the AV Club? -She's the president.
318 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,161 How funny.
319 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,663 You're the second person to ask me that today.
320 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,375 The first was a handsome FBI agent.
321 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,835 Where is he now?
322 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,753 I believe I saw him leaving with Ethel.
323 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,717 Thanks for meeting with me, Terry. Look...
324 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,928 I appreciate all the opportunities you've given me,
325 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,849 but I think it's time that I stop making videos with you.
326 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,100 Why?
327 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:46,852 You're in your prime.
328 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,187 I just--
329 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,607
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I'm stressed that somehow my dad is gonna find out.
330 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,737 And with graduation and college coming up, I just-- I wanna be done.
331 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,946 That's all.
332 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,615 Okay, Kev.
333 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,451 Okay. I understand.
334 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,204 But if you change your mind...
335 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,414 you know where to find me.
336 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,343 -So, like, we'd be tickling each other? -Exactly.
337 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,345 I don't know, dude. It sounds kind of weird.
338 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,013 It's not, believe me.
339 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,726 And, fellas, we are talking some serious money here.
340 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,812 Maybe if it was like coed, we could be down.
341 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,024
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I think that could be arranged.
342 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,108 [Toni] No freaking way.
343 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,779 I'm not letting your mangy Bulldogs paw my girlfriend's Vixens
344 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,697 while she's dealing with a maple crisis.
345 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,491 -She would kill me. -Fine.
346 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,661 If you wanna laugh in the face of cold hard cash, be my guest.
347 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,247 Hold on a second, Reggie.
348 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,374 I have a counterproposal.
349 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,378 How about the Vixens tickle the Bulldogs exclusively?
350 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:58,382 And that way the girls will be in charge, like it should be.
351 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,719 All right, all right!
352 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:08,392 It is time to choose our first contestant.
353 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,227 [all cheering]
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354 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:15,315 Our first lucky Bulldog on defense is...
355 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,735 Jimmy!
356 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:23,991 Okay. And the first Vixen doing the tickling is...
357 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,201 Audrey!
358 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:29,413 Okay!
359 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,165 Let the tickle games begin.
360 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,084 [all cheering]
361 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,296 Audrey, Jimmy, follow me to the Tickle Suite please.
362 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,549 [rock music playing inside pub]
363 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,896 [Hiram] Hunter Malloy.
364 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,234 You threaten my daughter? You hillbilly scum.
365 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:02,821 Who?
366 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,699
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY You mean that sweet rum-runner girl?
367 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,367 We tried talking to her.
368 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,704 What can I say? Some tramps need more of a hands-on approach.
369 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,913 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
370 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,959 -Okay, I'm sorry! I was kidding. -Face the wall.
371 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,627 Hey, hey, hey.
372 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,422 Don't do it. Please don't do it.
373 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,632 You're Hiram Lodge, right? I know all about you.
374 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,886 Please, we won't mess with you again. We'll leave your daughter alone.
375 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,096 We won't disrespect you again, man, please.
376 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:29,473 Please.
377 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,101 Thank you. Thank you.
378 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,229
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY You and your entire clan, you stay away from my daughter and her friends.
379 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,024 -Are we clear? -Yes, sir.
380 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,128 [Hunter] You like that, huh?
381 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,384 Where the hell have you been?
382 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,261 Where's Ethel?
383 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,222 At home, with her parents.
384 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:11,765 I told you that she's not our voyeur.
385 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:12,808 [scoffs]
386 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,144 What is this?
387 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,355 We searched Ethel's house, and we found it.
388 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:22,859 Watch it. Then we can talk about whether you still believe Ethel's innocent.
389 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,668 Mom? Dad?
390 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:48,802 Daddy?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 391 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,513 Oh, my God.
392 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:56,643 Ow.
393 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,728 What happened, Daddy?
394 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,522 What did you do?
395 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:02,190 I was weak, mija.
396 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,403 I had one of the Malloy boys in my sights.
397 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:08,530 I could have taken him out, but I showed mercy.
398 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,742 A weakness of will that I quickly came to regret.
399 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,376 Daddy, it's okay.
400 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,088 I'm always here for you.
401 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:35,724 [Betty] Dear diary, I hate, hate, hate Cheryl Blossom.
402 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,893 She made Archie kiss her at school today.
403 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,728 She said it's because
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY they both have red hair,
404 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,104 which makes absolutely no sense.
405 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,480 [Cheryl] Lost in reverie, cousin?
406 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:45,525 Hey, Cheryl. Did you come to drop off your yearbook photos?
407 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,528 Yes. And about that, I'll be needing two pages.
408 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,156 Uh, it's one page per senior.
409 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:54,451 Yes, and for average humans, that would suffice.
410 00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,413 But I'd like to pay tribute to Jay-Jay.
411 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,540 Okay, fine. Whatever.
412 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:03,835 What's wrong, cousin?
413 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,171 Trip down memory lane gotten you blue?
414 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,298 Cheryl, give it back.
415 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,133 My goodness!
416
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,094 I had no idea how much you hated me back in the day.
417 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,599 And all because I snuck a kiss with--
418 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:20,810 Wait.
419 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,647 I was right, wasn't I?
420 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,317 When I said you and Archie were doing more than just pretending to date
421 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,652 -when Jughead was dead? -No.
422 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,988 That was obviously pretend.
423 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,701 -But have you...? -No!
424 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,162 No, we haven't.
425 00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:48,463 But I think a part of me has been in love with Archie for ten years, Cheryl.
426 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,007 False.
427 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,427 You've been in love with the idea of Archie.
428
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:58,139 The idea of the perfect romance.
429 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,184 But... that wasn't real.
430 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,103 That was fantasy.
431 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,772 But in this town of nightmares,
432 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,192 you and Jughead found each other.
433 00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:11,111 That's real.
434 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,072 That's maybe even...
435 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,491 dare I say, endgame?
436 00:26:17,575 --> 00:26:18,410 Who knows?
437 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,622 People stray, it happens.
438 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:24,874 The trick is...
439 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,336 stop straying before anyone gets hurt.
440 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,131 Or even better, stop before you even start.
441 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,345
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY [oldies playing over speakers]
442 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:39,889 [bell jingles]
443 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:44,894 What the hell?
444 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,148 -You've been a naughty boy, Kevin. -Terry?
445 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,190 You lied to me.
446 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,943 You weren't getting out of the tickle business.
447 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,737 You were setting up your own shop.
448 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,990 We don't wanna make trouble.
449 00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:58,616 You already did.
450 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:01,661 So...
451 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:03,747 [Kevin groans]
452 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,415 ...here's how you're going to fix this.
453 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:09,961 You and your buddies will give us 40 percent of your profits.
454
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,590 I'll have to talk to my partners.
455 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,217 [whimpers]
456 00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:21,097 Forty percent.
457 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,935 Or you'll never tickle anyone ever again.
458 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:29,105 Okay, okay. Terry, I get it. Jeez.
459 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,789 [students chattering]
460 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:50,752 Hey, Ethel.
461 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:52,712 Got a minute?
462 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,466 This is a sex tape of me and my girlfriend,
463 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:59,260 filmed without our consent at Stonewall Prep.
464 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,680 And Charles found it while searching your house.
465 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:04,516 I stood up for you, Ethel.
466 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,394 I believed you. And you had this tape the whole time?
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467 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:10,563 -Where did you even get this? From Bret? -No.
468 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:14,734 There's a place in the back of the Blue Velvet Video store.
469 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,236 A secret place.
470 00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:18,822 -It's called the Scarlet Suite. -Uh-huh.
471 00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:21,491 And what's in this Scarlet Suite?
472 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,159 Tapes.
473 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:26,955 Rougher ones, weirder ones, homemade.
474 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,416 Like the voyeur tapes?
475 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,459 And darker stuff.
476 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,421 Like... sex tapes.
477 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:37,048 Maybe even snuff films, I heard.
478 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:39,968 That's where this was?
479 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,348
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY The video was called Ponytail Playmate.
480 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,559 I thought it sounded fun,
481 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:50,228 but the second I saw what it was, I swear I turned it off.
482 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:53,314 And I kept it because I didn't want anyone else to get their hands on it.
483 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,941 Please, you have to believe me.
484 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,776 Go to the Scarlet Suite, Jughead.
485 00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,487 You'll find what you're looking for.
486 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:04,492 [Kevin] Shut everything down, ASAP.
487 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,660 We can't.
488 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,912 Our videos are already uploaded.
489 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:09,664 And we're a hit, bro.
490 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,541 A big, fat, stinking hit.
491 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:13,293 Then we need to give Terry a cut.
492 00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:15,003
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -No. -Just a taste.
493 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,172 No way. This is our thing, not his.
494 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,674 And I know how to handle Terry.
495 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:21,926 All I need you to do
496 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,763 is set up a meeting with him at the Five Seasons.
497 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,849 I got your back, bro, trust me.
498 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:31,978 [bell jingles]
499 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,396 How can I help you fellas?
500 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,107 You can keep out of our way. We have a warrant to search your store.
501 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:00,799 [Jughead] What?
502 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:03,885 What is it, Jughead?
503 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,429 Hey, only 18 and over allowed back here.
504 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:08,640 Where'd you get this?
505
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:12,393 People come in selling and trading all kinds of tapes.
506 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:16,189 This is a video of Clifford Blossom shooting his son Jason Blossom.
507 00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,024 It's an actual snuff film.
508 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,452 Hmph.
509 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,749 This is making a lot more sense now.
510 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,003 You boys better have my 40 percent.
511 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,006 [whistles]
512 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:52,308 You know, if you'd asked for 10 percent... maybe.
513 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,769 But you got greedy.
514 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,063 So, here are our terms.
515 00:30:58,022 --> 00:30:58,857 You get zilch.
516 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:04,112 And if any of your goons so much as touch a hair on my boy Kevin's head,
517 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:08,241 me and the Dogs will break
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY a lot more than your fingers.
518 00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:10,702 You boys just made a big mistake.
519 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,837 [Cheryl] I'm so sorry about your dad,
520 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,797 but I got into this business for fun.
521 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,132 To do something fun with you.
522 00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,634 And it was, for a while.
523 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:30,138 But some families have rum in their veins
524 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,307 and other families have maple syrup.
525 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,685 And some blood types simply aren't compatible.
526 00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:40,565 In other words, partner, I want out. Effective immediately.
527 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:44,819 Okay.
528 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,703 [school bell rings]
529 00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:55,371 You asked to see us, Mr. Honey?
530 00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:58,583
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I did.
531 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,672 Earlier, I received a troubling phone call
532 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:06,799 alerting me of a...
533 00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:10,303 clandestine, online tickling ring,
534 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:14,349 apparently being operated by students from Riverdale High.
535 00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:16,434 You care to comment on this?
536 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:18,311 Was it some Terry guy who called you?
537 00:32:18,394 --> 00:32:20,939 It doesn't matter who it was, Mr. Mantle. Is it true?
538 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,484 You know what, Mr. Honey?
539 00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:28,488 Yeah... we did produce the videos.
540 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:32,867 And there's nothing wrong with it because it's just tickling.
541 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,662 -And what we did doesn't break any laws. -[Reggie] Yeah.
542 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,331 And we were all wearing clothes.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 543 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,208 Yes, you were, Mr. Mantle.
544 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,710 In fact, some of you were wearing Bulldog jerseys
545 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,213 and Vixen practice uniforms,
546 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:49,592 putting you in violation of at least a dozen legal and copyright laws.
547 00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:54,639 Not to mention... under my direct jurisdiction.
548 00:32:55,932 --> 00:33:00,979 Which means, I want your degenerate website taken down immediately
549 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:03,523 before it tarnishes the reputation of this school.
550 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,609 Do I make myself clear?
551 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,069 Yes, sir.
552 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:09,612 Good.
553 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:12,407 Now get out of my sight.
554 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,877 [Archie] I wanted to share something with you.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 555 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,089 What is it?
556 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,968 It's a song I wrote. For you.
557 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:36,764 [playing ballad]
558 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:50,903 [singing] ♪ There's no warning When everything changes ♪
559 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:55,616 ♪ You let down your guard And I saw something strange ♪
560 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,746 ♪ I thought "She's not made for this world ♪
561 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,833 ♪ And neither am I" ♪
562 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:11,174 ♪ 'Cause you make me-- ♪
563 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,091 Stop.
564 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:17,305 What? What is it?
565 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:18,681 -You don't like it? -No.
566 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,933 This-- It's us.
567 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:22,351
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY It's us.
568 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:25,188 I love Jughead.
569 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:29,567 And you love Veronica, don't you?
570 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,738 But then, what has this all been about?
571 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,448 I don't know.
572 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:39,952 I don't know, maybe it's because everything's changing
573 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,038 in the next few weeks.
574 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,375 And you and I feel safe with each other. We always have.
575 00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:47,627 I don't know.
576 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:53,466 But I do not wanna hurt or lose Jughead.
577 00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:55,927 I don't wanna lose or hurt Veronica either. I--
578 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,765 So, whatever this is...
579 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,309 or it was...
580
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,106 it's just over.
581 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:20,827 [playing ballad]
582 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,334 [Mary] I love that song, Archie.
583 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,003 Sounds like you wrote it for someone special.
584 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:32,964 Has Veronica heard it yet?
585 00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:37,635 Uh, no, not yet. It's a surprise.
586 00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,428 Well, she's gonna love it.
587 00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:41,889 Hey, Mom.
588 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:43,432 If it's not too late...
589 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:47,395 I'm ready to get serious about the Naval Academy.
590 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,482 That's wonderful news, Archie.
591 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:59,949 And, uh, I know I've been kind of flaky lately...
592 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,369 but I'm all in now, I promise.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 593 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:05,997 It's time for a completely fresh start.
594 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,126 Well, I will call Brooke and tell her the good news.
595 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:16,716 [door opens]
596 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,721 [Alice] Elizabeth. What are you doing, honey?
597 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,514 Exorcising my demons.
598 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:26,976 Oh, but these are your diaries.
599 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:31,230 These are your childhood memories, honey. They're precious.
600 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,358 Well, that's all they are, Mom.
601 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,444 Memories.
602 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:41,073 Why don't we save this one?
603 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:46,495 It's okay to keep one, if you want.
604 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:52,501 Yeah.
605 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:55,004 Right. One is fine.
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606 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:57,548 Thank you.
607 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:03,012 [Fangs] So, what's next?
608 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,141 Graduation.
609 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:09,018 Carnegie Mellon.
610 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,730 So, I got into the University of Pittsburgh.
611 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,275 You did?
612 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,696 You wanna go there? Why?
613 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,907 Because they gave me a scholarship.
614 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,076 And...
615 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,996 because it's close to Carnegie Mellon.
616 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:35,962 I wonder what it'd be like for us to date somewhere that's not in Riverdale.
617 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:37,630 Yeah, I've been...
618 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,092 I've been wondering that, too.
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619 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:42,843 And...
620 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,012 maybe we find out.
621 00:37:47,014 --> 00:37:48,057 Yeah, maybe we do.
622 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:51,978 Mmm.
623 00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:53,396 So...
624 00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:57,233 do you think Reggie was right that it was Terry that called Mr. Honey?
625 00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:58,776 Probably.
626 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:03,447 I mean, how else would Mr. Honey find out about a clandestine tickling ring?
627 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,035 [man] Sorry, Holden.
628 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:11,914 The Scarlet Suite's closed until further notice.
629 00:38:13,207 --> 00:38:16,002 -What happened? -The FBI raided me.
630 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:19,880 All my contraband's been confiscated.
631
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,216 I was just released myself.
632 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,511 I'm sorry to hear that, David.
633 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,015 Well...
634 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,226 it's probably for the best.
635 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,653 I must admit, I'm surprised.
636 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:47,491 I know it's been a while since I last came to you asking for money,
637 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:51,329 but this will allow me to buy Cheryl out of the maple rum business.
638 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:54,915 You refused my help numerous times, as I recall.
639 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:59,462 Yes. But the reasons I didn't wanna get into business with you
640 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,797 were your... immoral ways.
641 00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:06,052 What happened when you spared that Malloy troll...
642 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:08,929 you said it revealed that you were weak.
643 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,308
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY But I think it did the exact opposite.
644 00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:15,811 It took strength for you to not go back to your old habits,
645 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:17,605 and I'm proud of you for it.
646 00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:36,290 I shouldn't have gone after one of your sons, Jinx.
647 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:39,919 It was out of line.
648 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:43,047 Hiram Lodge, you ought to know by now.
649 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:46,884 You never turn your back on a Malloy.
650 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,679 Lesson learned.
651 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:59,855 It showed me that you have finally, truly turned over a new leaf.
652 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,442 I have, mija.
653 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:10,157 And might I add, it's a pleasure doing business with you again.
654 00:40:15,871 --> 00:40:19,917 -It was actually called Ponytail Playmate? -Yeah.
655 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:24,713 Just when we thought Bret Weston Wallis
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656 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:26,173 [cell phone buzzing]
657 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:28,843 Cheryl's calling me.
658 00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:31,345 [beeps]
659 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,180 Hello?
660 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:37,101 Yeah, I'll be right there.
661 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,438 Cheryl just got sent another tape. She wants me to come over.
662 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,189 Oh, wow.
663 00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:45,484 Well, I know you swore off mysteries, but--
664 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:46,402 No.
665 00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:48,904 I'm in.
666 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:50,573 Well, well.
667 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,242 Dream team back together again.
668 00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,706
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY It was sitting on my doormat when we got home.
669 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,042 We thought it was gonna be like the other tapes at first.
670 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,445 Why me?
671 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,947 Why are they coming after me?
672 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,782 It's not just you, Cheryl.
673 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,701 I got one, too.
674 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,537 I have a feeling we're only the first.
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