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S-' •*: TWrniMIOVAN ^%m faifeier irorkf record to k lu bo attompM tomorrow *'Only about By MARY E. CHAREST 250 people plus the "The event will go on regardless F.Y.I. • ^Ipmit, fraternities and sororities, have of how many people come," sakl An attemft t0 break the work! rectgnitiMi signed up so far. We expect a lot Langdon, **8ince it is for charity." Special record lor the largest simultane- to be aocredited in this 5 more sign-ups in the dorms and on Aax>rding to Langdon, several tion ous Twister game will be made in The College of Commerce the day of the game," said Lang- donations have been made to sup- manner. the Villanova University stadhim and Finance announced this don. **Sign-ups were really port the event including 500 Twis- According to a spokesman it recently received at 3 p.ncL tomorrow. week that ViHanova's thrown off from the college, I' by the (NCAA tourna- ter mats from Milton-Bradley, accreditation for its bn- The event is spoiisored by six special Commerce and Finance depart- ment basketball] game and by the competitors tags from the Phil- dergraduate, accountancy and university oiganizations includ- business Easter break," she said. the ser- mtnt is one of 250 Association adelphia Alumni Club and Master of Business Adminis- ing of Commuting ac- ' MI are invited to t NCAA VICTORY The Kiiiuidge Retreat Reunion Mass Cheerleading Mascot tryoiuts will Our last meeting will be on April 25 at All proceeds from schools in the nation to be and the event will vices of the Villanova Stage Crew. tration (MBA) programs* for Students
I" - ^-.l^^. . *iiit Mm *IM IIJH April 20 is Sunshine Day. Volunteer, «P if you haven't already in Rm. 121 Tolen- tine. Sign-up to bring sunshine to under- r it The Belle Yearbook is having a Help us keep the Main Line clean on privilecj^ kids. Air general recruitment meeting on April 23 ALIVE Clean-up Day, April 20. If you want to Dr. STAY Ezekiel Mphalele, a South African at 9 p.m. in the East Lounge. The year- WE DELIVER FAST help, meet at lot # 1 1 (near the fire house) scholar and author, ^11 speak ^n book is k)oking for writers, typists, pho- at 9 a.m. There will be a dumpster at "South Africa: New Patterns of Colon- tvNDFREE EVERYDAY tographs and people willihg to hdp with Warner and Lancaster Avenues for the ialism." This lecture will be on April 29 layouts. Anyone ihterested please at- 1 645-44S5 ! to trash. For more information^ call Mr. at 3:30 p.m. in Rm. HI Nesbitt Hall, FROV. am CLOSE! toid or leave a note tti our mailbox in the * Giaghacova at 527-0995. Drexel Univti^y. For more informa- Graduation announcements and re- Student Activities Office. tion, contact Dr. Gilbert Ware at 895- • • quired tickeU for the Aru & Sciences 525-1 : Pickup: Anywhere between Sugartown Mews \i^ ^<«<-..if-_ 2469. and Commerce it Finance Commence- mem ceremcnies will be distributed on 1-*^ and 63rd Street i \' Aprfl 15 - May 13>.30 a.m.NOON and \ I lD 2K)04K)0 p.m., in Room 202. Dom^herty ' A complete schedule of HaH.|l£ASE Conmence- NOTE THATrTUS Of- 1 p.m.-3 a.m. infennatioQ, Available: Friday-Saturday 1 . mmt ijt,, dates, times, pin- PICE WILL BE CLOSSD tkCM 12M Fifan Festival 4 includes DEUVERY DRIVERS OSS. cap, 0own and annouiMeincnt to 2K)0 p.m. E^VEKY IViX^ fUam sr- Revolt OUoh»";a Jewish couple's It If irou wish .tt) enter a team in the T^ (iMJr/lir. poMlbto) Drop Off: BarWey, St. Mary's South Campus distributkm, reportiq( instruction* nofr to pick tip yttor iMinolttioeoiems Basttall Chib's Mttmll mini-maratfaon, dtOktifft to ejUhmitoii during theHolo- etc, was mailed to all seniors in late duri^f the hours indicated. Additional contact James J^fseh at iS7<^7V^Aastin cauai, «ad 1964 Aflidemy Award Nomi- inlorsiation the m^vpiiif 19^ Cam' HaO lai. 87 or cemins boK «3a04 or t«^o nee lor BM FoBQ^i FUm. "Th^ Rsffeit Optnll a.m, to Mklnighl: Sun.*Thurs. stop Iqr the Deiib ol OfM" Witt be siaisasi at Jiiii Da Lonaao tt pbe Athlafk Ottbe al 0^ 1 1 f.m. to 2 ajn,: Fri. and Set. The Responsible Alternative ^sflts Office, Rn 215 Dou^mtj. to DMA dc sibitfnts motTm, ««4111. tlie iUiaiMthod wiH he YWHA at Broad and Mne. April 20. CaU ^. Hatt. 54S4400 for fimfier details. * held AM IBS af jftaitili PiskL 7M LANCASTER AVE MUST HAVE VALID V.U.I.D. VILLAf^OVA **- V- -^t: w .. - * ' J. .., ^ i"r- . . .
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Villanova age and vivadousness of Villano- E. treatment may prokmg the course live, toM his doctor that through Surely, the entire By JAMES JENSEN since relate to the sentiment va's own athletic trainer The life of Henry Louis Gehrig of the disease. The cause and cure an his years in baseball he learned fomily can youtry 1929, Jake Nevin, who is also a remains an inspiring example of of ALS remain hidden. But there one thing: "All the arguing in the that youcandoanythingif thanks to the victim of ALS. let's do our best to couraae in the midst of adversity. is hope that they will be disco- workl can't change the decision of hard' enough, tostoii take part in another vkrtory, the Iragic of our 1985 NCAA In 17 years, Columbia Lou helped vered in the near future thanks to the umpire." Wdl, maybe it's time achievements Villanova vk:tory over ALS. Let's all join to- 1^ the New York Yankees to six the work of the ALS Society of we d&d. ALS research is on the National Champion Our gether and hit that home run for Workl Championships (1927,'28. America (ALSSOA). The goal of verge of changing the umpire's de- Wildcats basketball team. proved that hard Lou, the Prideof the Yankees,and This week is known as Days of Remembrance week, '32. '36, '37 and '38). His total ALOSSOA is: 'To find a cure for cision so that a diagnosis of ALS basketball team can lead to win another one for Jake, the Pride which commemorates the anniversary of the liberation of dedkation remains unparalleled. ALS through medical research, doesn't have to mean an auto- work and dedk:ation and of the Wiklcats. numerous broken fingers, and until that happy day, advise matic three strikes for the victim. new heights over all obstacles concentration camps of World War II. It is a Despite the the German to bring out your best. James E.Jensen, a member of pulled muscles and various il- and educate ALS patients and ALSSOA urges victims of "Lou inspire you the Vil- Ik week for reflection and thought for everyone, not simply memory of Lou class of 1986, is captain of lnesses, he played in 2,130 their physicians on how best to Gehrig's Disease" not to give up Inspired by the British, constant cour- lanova Baseball Oub. the Jewish community. In April 40 years ago, consecutive baseball gam^ from cope with the disabling symptoms and offers them a ray of hope for Gehrig and by the American and Soviet troops liberated seven Nazi camps. June 2, 1925 throui^ May 2, 1939. of the disease." ALSSOA is a na- the future. On July 4, 1939, Lou On Sunday, Philadelphia expects 5,000 Holocaust sur- Thus, Lou earned the nickname tional non-profit organization Gehrig Appreciation Day at Yan- Congress sa/irtes IKr/dcats Horse" due to his excel- whose source of funds for re- kee Stadium, manager Joe vivors to converge for the American Gathering of Jewish Lgthnio the BKbtr "The Iron lent physical conditioning, dedica- search and education derives from McCarthy gave Lou a fdaque with ova would not even make the Holocaust Survivors three-day meeting. Cht April 14, New By BOB EDGAR endurance. In 16 seasons voluntary donations by "ALS pa- only two words inscribed on it, — they said that they tion and I rise today to congratulate 12 of NCAA's York's Lincoln Center saluted a very special group of Nazi Gehrig hit 493 tient families, friends, humanly "DON'T QUIT." The total out- talent of St.John's, from 1923 to 1938, the finest college students in my didn't have the victims, children. "When children are treated the way in 1990 runs and concerned individuals, socially pouring of love and encourage- strength of Georgetown. Protest letter not supported home runs, drove congressional district and in the or the in responsive corporations and ment by the 61,808 fans that day and his Vil- these children were treated,"Director Jack Garfein stated batted over 350 sue times. But, Nation — I'm speaking of the 1985 But Rollie Massimino "The Iron Horse" was foundations." ALS research has caused the once solid, now shaky lanova Wildcats proved all the in a recent New York Times interview, "it*s a destruction 1939, Villanova Wildcats -- this year's To the Editor* congressman, might have access is that Fr. Drinan's lecture did not forced to permanently remove grown to approximately $15 mil- Gehrig to remark, "People all say skeptics wrong. of the faith a new generation has in the world." NCAA basketball champions who In a poor attempt to justify a to information about illegal abor- address the abortion question. Al- line-up lion annually, and while there is Fve had a bad break . . . but,today of us who have fol- himself from the Yankee last week beat the heavily favored, To those ^ This week is important for the survivors of that night- exhibition at Fr. Dri- tions, I question though it appears that Far- still much basic research yet to be I consider myself the luckiest man years, disgraceful would whether a Mr. after playing in only eight games defending national champion lowed Villanova over the Far- priest Fr. relly is Fr. Drinan*s accomplished, ALSSOA is now be- face of the earth. I now feel no opportunity to remember friends nan's lecture, Mr. George J. pro-life Catholic such as as offended . one on the victory comes as mare. They can take this by and batting 143 with only RBr Georgetown Hoyas in what is their upset relly (of Pennsylvanians for Powell would. criticism of U.S. foreign policy. I could ginning to move into applied re- more than ever that I have much suprise. Rollie Massimino, and relatives who did not survive, and remind the world of and no home runs. What being call the greatest upset vic- great Human Life) has decreed that a Even more preposterous is Mr. wonder what sort of riot he would complete breakdown search. to live for." favorite constituent, says that the horror and senselessness of that war. causie such a tory in collie basketball history. my terms if All this research and education offers ALS victims through "peaceful" protest (as he Farrclly's "fact" that nobody have started the University had in performance by one of the ALSSOA know, Mr. Speaker, my his team is a family, and tragedy is a specific Jewish tragedy, but it has As you "Our disruptive activity of his doubts that abortk>n is killing. dared to invite a pro President Reagan said he wished to promote should not be lot and yell out the window that I sought in lieu of respecting the victims. was not allowed in the dorm after The Student Govern- hours. I patiently explained that 1 W As one survivor stated, "We must make sure it never EDITORS ASSISTANT EDITORS should extend visita- "wanted to make sure that these ment happens again. Not just to Jewish people [but such evil to N«wt: Diana K. Sugg. Anthony Edwards, tion hours. How else do If ' men got home safely." He replied Brian D. Webb Rob Jordan expect ugly women to anyone out of] hatred because of religion or color or any- quite severely that he would you Riatufet: Andy Miller. get married?" ^ thing." watch while I walked them to that m Sharon Kelly Amy O'Donnell Sean P. Flanagan, Esq. door. Becoming very annoyed, my Entertainment: Kelly O'Neill, Mike Mathfs, Senior >J^' friends and I proceeded to argue Bob Smith Russ Ceccola Communications the point. Soon enough, because of Sports: Mfke Irons. Ellas Papson Paula Sollami the antagonistic attitude of this Layout Amy Coval Peggie Ward " guard, the argument became quite Driscoll's letter heated. Amid further argument, I was V*. ^ .V, Artwork: Joan Powers finally escorted to the bathroom On In the Feb. 15 Villanovan, University President John Photography: Lou Critelll '^. by the officer: Outside, he took 'cs Advertising: ieri M. Driscoll, O.S.A., was chastized in an editorial for being Mike Guam down my license plate number 1 . seemingly unconcerned that cuts in federal student aid' Business: Claudia Simonetti, Sandy Staszak. Betsy Stanfield driveri Campus ancHwaited until I had F.Y.L CoonNnator Colleen Williams programs would have an adverse effect on 75 percent of away. I parked my car and went to :? - June W. Lytel By PAUL SCHMID Advisor Sheehan for the night. But our Villanova's student body. He was quoted as saying, "The This week the Villano- 2 i>i eager officer was not finished be- . "What prob- students will be hurt in the long run, but . . there must be Staff: Joe Alessandrine, Cara Aragona. Tom Baran. Sue Bru- van asks, cause when I returned that morn- ney. Jenny Catalano. John Cavuto, Mary Charest. Steve Co- lems do you think the new cuts in spending." ing* • SAM* .*N'' m Letters aUy protectiiv Si. Mary's from haia imtitiilHt nuiaci oua f^ I I gnii trying to ttae the faiUunoomt aflerliours. mteotdi iron 120 to Sadntht per BwlMni Ami Walah tiiinr WHt thin a ooUectioa of 1000 babiet iMMkr 1 yw old. li- Rep, John a. DmeoH O.SA.,iMi9$nify pmUmt, mroitMkmrt9 Events rmggw allows, half^niths and teracy hat decreased Iran SO pe^ RSA 's Feature Pmkkmt R^naU Rmgmi, dakd March 22, urit^kim h in-^mmim meaningless rhetoric He comet cent to 13 percent. Malaria has kgisktive proposals rtfgBrdingUu kuc rtform plan and cuts in stndtnt up with facts that are impossible dropped by 50 percent. The inci- financial aid. Ut^ duckling to substantiate, for they have no dence of measles, a prime killer of ; The letter reads as follows: basis in reality. In that sense he is chikb'en in Somoca's day, de- "Dear Mr. President: Once upon a time there.was an very similar to the man who pres- creased from 3,784 cases in 1961 to As a citizen I respect and applaud the government's mandate to House The ugly duckling. ooukl tell this inhabits the White Effective of oral Gamble You ently 21^ in 1982. use * Guiid increase revenues. Such steps, I fully understand; Musicians cut expenses and dudding was ugly, it lost to Pitts- and insults the intelligence of any rehydration techniques has led to will inevitably require strong sacrifices by all of us. burgh by 23 points. educated person every time he a dramatic decline in deaths from Private colleges and universities, however, are now being asked Then it played Dayton and the opens his mouth. diarrhea. The percentage of the to bear a double burden. The Treasury Department's tax reform plan Flores' asser- image became fuzzy. i Contrary to Mr. national budget spent on health Night Away hM'i would reduce charitable giving almost $12 billion, nearly one-fourth Then it played Michigan and tions, the contras aredefinitely not has increased 600 percent. Lastly, 4th ANNUAL of which would affect private, post-secondary education. the image became fuzzier still. the people of Nicaragua. Instead, thousands of peasants have re- At the same time, proposed federal cutbacks in student financial *r Then it played Maryland and they are a rag-tag group of mercen- ceived title to land they formally aid pose a threat from the other directkni. Private institutions whose the image became a blur. aries hired by the CIA to terrorize toiled on as slaves for absentee budgets are tuition-driven face serious financial problems if students After it played North Carolina, the Nicaraguan people and desta- landlords. Atlantic City Trip are prevented from attending college or forced into public-supported we began to gain a different bilize the government. They are Despite these success stories, education. this duckling. former commanders of perspective on led by the Sandinistas have also made Concert " Outdoor » As a private, religious affiliated university with a nu^or capital Then came Memphis State and, Anastasio Somoza's infamous Na- some serious blunders and mis- campaign underway and a tuition-supported financial base, we are to finally, Georgetown. At last, we tional Guard, as admitted to by takes. Most notable is the treat- clearly concerned. As I said at the outset, all of us will be required to recognized a new pattern -- be- Adolfo Calero, the political leader ment of the Mi'skito Indians on the make sacrifices, but I do not think that the erosion of private hold a swan! L i . of the FDR (the largest of the con- Carribbean coast of Nicaragua. and edi|patk)n is in the national interest. I hope you will re-examine the Some (especially those for tra forces based in Honduras). By There has also often been censor- proposals regarding tax reform and student financial aid. Georgetown) would say, "What terrorizing the population, Ronald ship of the press. In additkm, Nfeanwhile, you have my prayerful best wishes that God will luck!" and the contras hope to recent marked CASINO Reagan there has beem a CAESARS' continue to bless your unstinting efforts in behalf of our countryand No way — great coaching and create disillusk)nment with the trend to seek help from the Com- r' the work! community of nations." very hard work. Sandinista government among munist bloc countries. One must Barbeque As a former football coach at the Nkraraguan people and goad keep in mind, though, that Nicara- i . Texas who had several (three) na- them into revolt. So far this policy gua, a country of less than 4 mil- tkmal championships woukl put the exact opposite effect. is *",* Congratulations Lady Cats has had lion people, presently invohred For ten dollars ^10 you get it, **Luck is what happens when Every time a Nicaraguan in an indu-ect war with the richest preparation meets opportunity!'* To the Editon snatched a Big East tournament mother or sister is raped by the and most powerful country on This coach (actually a cleverly- Plaudits to Mary Ann Steenrod, vurtory from the Villanova Cats. U.S.-financed contras, a Nicara- earth, the United States of Amer- In Sat., April 27 disguised intellectual) bGr- the coaches and women ath- Two Cats were named to the AH his testicles ripped 12 coins had many guan boy has ica. Therefore, Nicaragua is left rowed and modified an letes at Villanova! These past Big East tournament squad: so- off, or a Nicaraguan father's with no choice but to turn to the Hargadon and observatran due to Louis Pasteur. weeks have crowned their work phomores Karen throat is slit and his intestines other superpower for help. Des- •3 in food Pasteur, however, was speaking with splendid success. Coaches Shelley Pennefather. A tear- pulled out, the Sandinistas grow pite this, the United States ironi- of serendipity — the student will Harry Perretta of the women's stained squad captain, Kathy in popularity as the Nicaraguan cally remains Nicaragua's largest Ragler, accepted the runner's up .', •5 find this under "S." basketball team and Marty Stem people resolve themselves to sup- trading partner. Furthermore, In deferred payments 11 -5 p.m. On a campus such as Villanova of Villanova's women's track trophy. The Cats congratulated port their government and their most of the economk: aid for the and in light of the above, it seems squad deserve special commenda- the Orange-women of Syracuse country. However, it is not these country continues to come from particularly appropriate to i;iote tion. and returned by bus to Villanova gross contra a{|>uses of human VS, aUies in Wett^raE|irope and that this Wildcat saga was paral- Our fleetfooted lady runners Sunday evening. Although disap- ri^ts> well documented by such South America. - ^ Date: Thurs., April 25 lel and a prelude to the celebration brought home the team laurels at pointed at their heartbreaking, non-partisan groups as Amnesty If Mr. Flores is truly interested of the Triumph of another Ugly the recent IC4A at Princeton and last second loss, they held their Watch IVIall International, America's in seeking jobs, peace and justice^ field house Kennedy r)* Duckling, you could tell this Duc- so matched the outstanding team heads high — a team with 21 wins and the Lawyers Group- on in Central America, he would do Bus leaves at 5 p.m. kling, . r. -effort of the men's team. The and nine losses! International Human Rights, well to call off his support for the on these most Yes (Georgetown, the Swan is Women Cats squashed George- Congratulations whic|^ alone contribute to the pop- contra terrorists. He's do better to returns at approximately 1 a.m. real. If you look closely, you will town in the Big East basketball recent vKtories of our women ath- ularity of the Sandinistas. There heed the words of Pope John Paul see a tag around its nedi:. tournament at Syracuse Univer- letes! The "Blue and White" sa- examples (rf are ijiany dramatic II that Flores himself quoted. Remember, tomorrow Is. . The tag reads: '^^f!--t, sity. Then Boston Collie fell to lutes you; you have well ad^imcements in the life of the av- "The problems of Central Amer- - V for Vfllanova the Cats in the semi-finals. The represented Villanova. We are erage Nicaraguan which have also ica should be resolved with dia- P for Pedigree Women Cats played a scrappy, very proud of you. contributed to their popularity. logue and not outside f(^es." SIgn-ups and Payments Dr. Harding fleet Syracuse Orange in the fi- i Since the 1979 overthrow of the k 1! Dept. of Management nals. Only an almost "Hail Mary" Father Edward L. Hamel, U.S.-installed Somoza dictator- Thomas A. O'Keefe Commerce and Finance basket in the final seconds O.S.A. ship which ruled Nicaragua for Law School, Cliiss of 1985 due by Wed., April 24 21S Dougherty Cvrrent mvenfM SIgn-ups: 215 Dougherty or Sat. •2-3 p.m. T ^Ufi . REFRIGERATOR In the Stadium ' .1 . n ^iSSSS PICKUPS REGISTRATION FEE REQUIRED WITH cjHOf&e vbif>i&reii MtjRKEy ALL PROCEEDS GOING TO CHARITY. THIS ^^«^'* '*'0* Wed., April 24 iC >* -«fc \< World mA 6-9p.m. o' .Q, ^ Record Bound % TIMES FOR EACH SPECIAL THANKS to all who helped wHh our HALL WILL BE Balloon Day booth! , -mettAKTMUBH paamtsondlfyou POSTED. »" II I 5 Cdook tww%: It wM • OMAT euccafw IMMMMi mt* " i mrmm» » Vf ' * ^ m»-mHlmm^m0m mfmn ^ I UTASKINGTON — Wlm madiismo fimmdal success ef that btcame fashionable again in the early cater t# that limisn, I from 1960t, some of us worried that the aver- New lepublican), the le^Micaiis aft American male was overreacting to Htzwell Glen York, Las to '' T^^ the emotioQal insecurity brought on by and like them. Whether single or married, Jimmy Carter, the Iranian hostage crisis fluny of the men in thoaelowaM BMke so *The Republicans have oome up and the sexual revolution. Cody Shearer much BMoey at a relatively early age in the aM'iaiis, aiM liy a poGti. after major crises, and they have But the modem icon is not the griziled .that they cw afford to dreta like Jay cal wcfaine (ones dobM the been able to keep togetherand sur- and unkempt figure often played by Har- Gatsby or some of the other high-rollers ''War Board") that In the past has vive them. That's a shame, be* rison Foitl or Clint Eastwood. It may be, ttmf onoe rewl about in English class or icMrted to iUevU methods to suy cause some of those crises ii iir instead, the guy who models clothes for Ifte GQ and may fill their tubtequcntly in popular periodicals. in eoi^. The Repoblkans have involved the defrauding of the van, sold out of a new item crealed by M the advertisers in Esquire, Gentleman's pages with the.writings of oelebnty au- Men's magazines are, in s6me ways, a been sUe to btraric the law and get electoratei^and there is no way in Paris designer Jean Paul Gauhier: n Quarterly and M. These magazines and thors, yet a serious reader has trouble how-to guide for those who didn't have away^th it mainly because they my mind that we have really seen skirt for men. Many New Yoriun, of courts. justice in this county in terms of others like them are making a mint off excavating their prose from glossy the luxury of growing up in the likes of 'fc control the county's course, have a taste for the outrageous, the obsession that professional men pages thkk with French cuffs, Japanese Gatsby's neighborhood. but this outfit looked more like a cukAte have with fashion. There may be a blacks and grays, and tanned torsos. As unreconstructed devotees of the with annpron in front than one of Pnnce number of explanations for this develop- The readers of the so^alled men's oM blue and gray (no black please), we Invsstllgaihfe report Charles* kilts. Ostensibly, some people maga- Aa ment, but it suggests that traditional zines aref turning to fashion news and may not possess the knack for stylish think there's a lucrative — albdt od- macho style isn't what many men want tips — evklently (given the increased appearance that so many others seem to dball — market for such outfits. Diane Merlino, the chairperson electoral polky," Merlino said, after all. . y^.,. volume of ads) to a degree some of wieki. Nor do we have the patience or us of "and how many times have we that interest is of the DenMcratk Committee What real men want became very un- Yet alone one of the wouM be ashamed to admit. desire to flip through thickly-bound gone to court and lost, and how telltale signs of the Delaware County, said that the clear to us recently when an exclusive American male's Professional man's obsession monthlies full of photographs of young with have been trying to times can the judiciary new fascination with he looks. Democrats many Neiw York City clothing store, Chari- how the game of fashion, and the apparent to middle-aged men. break the Republicans' lock on the throw it out, and how many times, county, but that this is not an easy in answer to having our case task. "We need a big issue," he thrown out , do our people hear the Dorm renovation scheduled said, "something like Bucks opposite party being toM by that Election debate County. They broke their ma- decision, not so much as 'not (Continued frmi page 1) time and that the (Continued from page 'dismissed.' but 'go University is building development on the west 1) established this year, Noone's goal chine. Of course, they had the guilty' or two or three years. in Maybe the currently looking for creative it again, it's okay'." a campus would probably involve organizations, Cartagine also en- is to continue and expand upon pump issue, and that really helped ah€»d, do next five years. way to finance Lynch, then- construction, other the creation of more athletic dorsed the implementation of a this communication by construct- them. In 1981, Thomas J. Janosik said that the delay in than a controller, was bond issue. fields. Janosik said that a change student directory, as did Noone. ing a student directory. The Democrats have had some Republican county building new housing is not due to According to Janosik, it is in In by the party for re- un- zoning to convert the existing opposition to the other candi- Conlan endorsed a less struc- "big issues" in the past. But they not endcH^ opposition from Radnor Town- likely that there will construc- election. He switched his registra- be buildings into dormitory space dates, Noone did not see communi- tured method of communication, were political issues, and when ship or to zoning restrictions, but tion of dormitories in the west would be difficult to cation and took them to the tion from Republican to obtain and cooperation as Student stating his desire ta establish a the Democrats rather because of finances. Ja- campus area because of the diffi- that the Democratic and ran in' the prim- cost of renovation would Government's major flaw. Point- "centralized way of getting sup- Republican ^dominated county nosik said the question is one of culty in Richard Burke, obtaining zoning varian- be very high. ing out that the Villanova Associa- port." courts i[all county judges, as well ary as a Democrat. how much debt to carry at one ces to| build there. Any future tion of Students (VAS) was as the district attOBnev. are another Democrat, was contacted } I, CAMP COUNSELOR POSITION To the Cats: For a pUMtlgious boys' camp liT Maine in the following ac- tivities: Archery, baseball, basketball, boating, golf, gymnastics, lacrosse, riflery Congratulations (NRA certified), sailing, soccer, swimmliig (ARC/WSI), tennis, trtfbk/ field, volleyball, waterskiing, •* windsurfing, backpackkig, i->, arts/craf^ asst., photo- graphy, ham radio (FCC lie.), di^ma, video, computer tech. Good salary ($600-$1000), transportation, laundry allowance, full room & board. Limited openings. Write owers Camp Chlckawah, P.O. 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Does the Via Caruds even morespedaL to the rest of the campus." Junkx- IMFROVISATION thony's of Padua Church to wit- gious experience so the narration of having your blood pres- the idea ''It's hard to imagine the thought Mike Duzy said "I dkl Wdl - this ness the annual Via Caruds. a is 'takin straight from the Gos- sure taken make your heart race? There are no additions. of 150 teenagers giving up their is one of the easier tests I've taken. .; ffl Latin phrase meaning 'The Way pels. Does the sight of blood make you Friday nights to perform, but they this year, of the Cross." Each member plays a part vary- queasy? I haven't had any stress do. For them, as well as myself, it ins from a Roman suard to Jesus and I'm a junior now." in the Each year the pastor, Fr. Ro- Christ himself. No one has a is not a hassle but an honor. Our Chances are some people do feel 7-1 berto Balducelli, in May connection speaking part because it has been main goal is to make the people this ^ay about certain health- Sophomore nurse Kim Doyle, with director Dorothy Arthur, col- narrated by Rev. John Heckel for leave with a little more than with related issues. However, most who was the vice president of the lects about 150 young Villanova Outside adults to the past 25 years, thus creating a they came in with," said Medori. simple health procedures are health fair, said that she hoped re-enact <^hrist*s last days on quite painless, but in order for the that this ar's health fair would The earth. The drama leads you from public at large to realize this, they be able to reach and test about 300 Room the Last Simper to the crucifixion must be exposed to such proce- people. "We really want to make North [)f Christ. This type of drama was dures. On March 29 in the Con- the Villanova Nursing School ac- ^ery popular in the Italian par- nelly Center, the student nurses cessible more visible," she said. Lounge shes, so the pastor decided to strove to do just this by sponsor- "We want to share the unique "^^if^er )ring this tradition to Delaware ing a health fair. knowledge that we're gaining now or the spiritual benefit of the peo- as nursing students with others. ill T/cfrefs )Ie. sev- 9:30-4:30 . The health fair consisted of We also want to promote l)etter be/ng so/cf In Anthony Medori, a freshman at eral tables, each of which dealt health and health awareness on p.m. Villanova wasgiven the privilege with such health issues as nutri- campus." *-* CC T/clcef this year of portraying Christ. tion and ideal weight, blood pres- TOUll blood sugar level making the ON "Despite having to grow a beard it sure screening, One step toward ;v : *;^fj).<^>.:; Office/// was a very educational as well as a tests, stress tests, cancer topics, Nursing School in general, and the /ery spiritual experience. Most of dentistry and the services pro- health fair in particular, more ac- IS go to church during Lent and vided by both the infirmary and cessible was the health fair's 4 Free Showslll kvatch a priest move through the the Corr Counseling Center. move from the Villanova Room to 14 stations, but by performing the the more open, more travelled lob- blood pres- WORKERS NEEDED FOR SENIOR WEEK April 20, 6 p.m. CC. cinema oles the stations are brought to Tests such as the bies of the Connelly Center. sure and blood sugar level screen- the nurses 8:30 p.m. KennMly Plaza (outdoor) ife. You watch Jesus fall and Though in the lobby the stress test, AND COMMENCEMENT! :arry his cross, thus receiving a ings, as well as were able to test fewer people at nurses April 21 3 & p.m. Cln.ma nore meaningful insight of what were performed by student one time because of a decreased 7 CC giving them Remember you Can work Senior Week Only, But you CANNOT le really went throuc^." themselves, thus table area, they hoped to make up experience with proce- As one watches he may feel tha^ first-hand for this in the long run by drawing Work Commencement Without Working Senior Week! Sign up I dures which will later become a larger crowd, due to their height- kie is actually in Jerusalem, since In Union Office by Apr. 22. part of their careers. ened visibihty. NIGHT Khe costumes are all hand made, Vminova freshman Anthony Medori portrayed Christ in an Eastei CABARET passkm play. ^xcept the Roman guard outfits, The stress test itself proved to In all. the number of people who one of the most popular tables. Talks of the Times Belle Air Spotlight be stopped to have varied tests per- i V. P'."\"* •.>»«i'' test consisted of a list dealing The formed and to discuss certain ;m WITH with several stressfull life events, other health issues pointed up the Coffee Hotlse Series including "Death of a close family fact that people today are becom- Dr. Jeffrey Hahn and The Wilffcat member," "Financial difficul- ing more aware of their health. ties" and "Arguments with your Dr. PRESENTS. . Michael Burke roommate." Each event was as- Villanova students, too, have .signed a specific point value. The^ gotten into the act. be it by signing ON odds students then marked every situa- Michael Spiro up for an aerobics or work-out tion which pertained to them, Course Confirmatk)n in horse breeding buke, had trained hard. Motivated class through the Leisure By MARY R. BROWN ranging from to jargon by two regular-season defeats at with total scores Program, storing healthy mun- Lacington,Ky., speaks two lan- refers to the myriad char- If scored 300 or the hands of Georgetown, Rollie's 960. a participant chies in their refrigerator, or plac- guages — horses and basketball. acteristics needed to be evident for Influence April 24 above, he was considered to be in on the suggestion a "winner." The last weekend in Wildcats analyzed, drilled, ing suggestions The luscknis Kentucky bluegrass an extreme high stress state and Comedy &IVIusic March of 1985 demonstrated a trained, concentrated. They boards in the "Pit" or "Dayhop," In Spots fields innumerable punctuated by was to be immediately referred to new dimension of the term. Hands would come off the line in the such as "Please, cook in some- \fiT^-' rail fences are a constant re- Corr Counseling Center. down, Villanova NCAA bracket race with their thing other than butter," or stop- of Turmoil minder of this as horse country. confirmed its health fair to get 7-9 p.m. own ~ Rollie Massimino's team of regular-season tally very bland in ping by the next t tp. formidable in its K Rupp Arena, ; In tlie 8 p.m.-1 2:30 a.m. Wildcats illustrated aconfnma- comparison to the Big East top. When asked why she visited the their blood pressure taken. domination oif the Lexington land- ! tion undetected by ^11 but the real Indeed with 19-10 on their back, Villanova scape, leaves little doubt about World" Belle Air fans, the hard-core backers. they ran a heavy-duty sprint. basketball. Basketball at its fin- The purse was high: the NCAA First, they bested Dayton at Room \^ est, studded with soon-to-be pro- Terrace 1985 Basketball Dayton as the initial surprise. The ball luminaries, infused with Championship. Apr. 24, away-disadvantage was no obsta- pentrating emotional highs and The main contender was fiercely Dancers gain respect predicted to win, expected to pom- cle. Rollie took the draw like a Tlck9t8 will not sold lows, and seemingly unpredrcta- 3:30 p.m., be at the door! mel its opponents into the trooper, tempering any dissatis- ble in outcome. ground with its spread offense. All faction with his likeable Italian VUID Required In equestrian circle, "confirma- bets West Lounge FREE Haverd and Assistant Tom Pi- were placed. The suspense humor. By USA SHEEHE tion" is the threshold term ena- Next Michigan, Big Ten Confer- The Villanova Dance Ensemble leggi, the Dance Ensemble com- bling the finest 2-year-old mounted. The action exploded. is performing in a dance concert bines jazz, modern dance, ballet "Cinderella," a fond re- ence champions and ranked No. 2 % thoroughbreds to antidpaite wins now April 20 at the Haveriord School and tap. The group practices for minder rather stark re- upset No. 2. Followed by another of major purses as 3-year-oIds. than a THIS M — Maryland. Villanova on Lancaster Avenue. The dance four hours a week in St. Mary's WEEK will theater, and auditions are held AT THE at ' showcase begin 8 p.m. I I and ' ' " ' I I I III! y " I I MOVIES,1 loss suffered in - a the r^- . 1 avenged I III ,1,1 iiit , ular season. The M&Ms just admission for students is $2. every fall. Each summer the melted in the Wikkrats' mouths. Dance Ensemble hosts a daiKe Finally, the legend. Dean Smith camp which may be attended by The Dance Ensemble has been Never Again anyone. Never Say and his North Carolina hoopsters. Risky Business in existence at Villanova for four They were feisty, sporting, ready years and recently tried out for a •h4 J*f> play hilt. I* ^, to to the With few min- •j>k v;i fMHi^veiiis. Evcrywiiera, Aintn* tmie, the Villanova Wildcats home, acknowledged at last for hard work, dm cplkgune iMnkctlMill ftns proved otherwise. Ewing was no careful study, physical campas jargM %cre scmthitfing, reserving god; no mortal shouM aspire to stamina, outstanding coaching lll i ' andRoUie. 'hidiefnait. Big names, however, such blasphemy. The king, pri- (CPS) — A new generatkw ai Rollie Massimino and his were beginning to anticipste macy decbred too early, was integ- teen slang has emerged akingwith dazzled the rity — the Wikkats dkl not crush credit for exposing the Wildcats as by rugged, resource- the new crop of hi|^ achobl atu- ful, Georgetown "the unbeaUUe" by a (hike. The matdi-ups and a little stunning Villanova defense. dents, the Natkxial Education As- hard work alone. Add a dash ctf ^bit of hick, according tosome skep- Ewing sparM several times in 40 sociation (NEA) has found. Aaking minutes, not enough of a kick to Rollie's generous spirit here and tics, were all the explanation its members to report coramonly- •.^x''- * there, a huge helping needed for RoUie's victories. outstrip villanova's record-setting of Massi- used "teenspeak" words, the NEA percentages: 78.6 percent field mino spunk, a dollop of love and Not so. The Wikkats had four came up with this list: goals, nine in emotional strength. Serve it — starts, all wins, preliminaries es- out of lOshots the up Bail — cut a class. Also a put- second half, 22 of 27 free throws, it will elicit deserved oohs and .<•*! sential for the consummate derby down meaning to forget or ignore PARALEGAL aahs from multitudes, even Gary McLain's incredibly low two the ^^J^^> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^_ ^^^^^^^^B^^^^h. ^^^^^^^^_^^^g^ ^^^^^^ FRESH ci the year Rupp Arena, Lexing- as in "Bail RU1A <••» — or something, someone turnovers throughout a full 40 disbelievers. ton, Ky. . that." minutes. "How did it happen?" STUDIES After dispatching Memphis Book'n — going very fast. Skeptics asked with their eyes Before 'K State, MidWest Regional and Met- it's finished, savor the Buff — muscular, tough. rpplitan Conference champion, closed. Watch the game again, and flavor. Rollie Massimino and his Btimp'i^'-r .sounds good, in ref- again. It's with a score of 52-45, the Wildcats a classk:. Each Wildcat beloved Wildcats, underrated and erence to mtu^, jammin' has I M Earn a certificate faced the main contender as a nine is a tale to tell. unrecognized, placed and finished same meaning. Related expres- Television fans came oiut of the this siunmer. PUTTMGAN and onehalf point underdog. #1 and in the process confirmed sions: crush 'n, looks good, in refer- Georgetown pranced and pa- woodwork. The Wildcats* ground our long-held belief in the under- ence to clothes; and hit'n, tastes swell loomed in support of the raded. Ewing was proclaimed a dog and our enthusiasm for suc- gixxi. underdog. Cinderella was coming SUMMER PARALEGAL CLASSES ALDOITE ^pd. In the nihilist upset of all cess against all odds. Monday througti Friday, 8:30 to 11:30 AM May 28 - August 30, 1985 ToPicpttrefor 1 POCKET! :>« MYQUR inz Careen int Offerinsii I Legal Research Law Firms Udgation B«ks Real Estate & Mortgages Real Estate Offices IQji^ of Pfenssfai JMal Estate Planning & Mgmt. 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IfalQffs Coiisld«r«cL FuU TIbm/ (Sopm Part Tlm«)* Jliist Hot» Um of Car. •s..-' Aoadmnlc Accr«dltalloii Still Avolkdbl*. Are JBaing Accepted On • liif tpus Connelly Center • Tuesday, April 23 OMLY t0 n • ri! I htFut dJtoi wA wm. f7 cwbTMied by m artide tiat appeiwd «i die Wtl^ibiihouit sertioo ol the PhiliritlpiiM fa- The article wm the reaok ojf an iiHsrview with lour Villafioiva students whose values and foali in life wmmade to look csxaaivcly materialifltic and self•centered. They were quoted verbatim with remarks that showed respect fer ViUanova mostly as a ''party school/' a place wheie discriminating students are 'tree'* with their sexual appetites, and a real good place to learn how to make a lot of money. Although I suspect that the author Was out to get Villanova with a cheap sh9t at spiritual and institutional hypocrisy, the article did have its revelation in truth. For much of Villanovan soul and culture ref]«:ts lifestyles affordable only to the rich. To the extent that "only the rich can aifford privacy," then all of us are relentlessly oppressed an engulfing tide of pressure to protect ourselves, to remain aloof, Ill i' by and to tderate the multiple insensitivities that privacy can bring. But then along comes Balloon Day and a chance to reflect a little on the good things that do happen at this university! The Festival is a communal event that is filled with celebration and fellowship. Money and goals are clearly related to the neighboring needs of the thii^ world (Ethiopia, P^ni, and homeless Philadelphia)! There are no moralistic or obnoxious commercializations on the matter, but balloons are launched on serendipitous pilgrimages to invite the whole East Coast to join in on the fun and the goal. Hospitality is offered everywhere. Elderly residents from nearby rest homes, young handicapped kids from special education schools, fam- ilies and friends of faculty and neighborhood, are all offered refresh- ing sanctuary and carnival hospitality. It is a National Championship Day, and the feeling is universal. And so, for students and faculty and administrators who are seduced by the materialism of our culture, the social gathering of the day is just another "party." Too bad, in a sense, but that's the way it is! The quality of life under the name of the legenday St. Thomas just hasn't "materialized" (pardon the pun). But for so many in our community, and for something n all of us, there is much to feel good about here! The Day of Celebration called Balloon Day is a microcosm o( the larger spirit at Villanova to make s t this a better world and to be "spiritually" alive in that world. From the generous vitality of the Student Orientation Program, fff through Sunshine Day and Special Olympics, from Hunger Aware- ness Week to the Spring Break Projects in Philadelphia and Mexkx), the students who make sandwiched for the homeless at 30th Street Station to those who spend weekend time at inner city soup kitchens, and on and on does this list go! There is something of the Champion that pervades this univer- sity of ours! And there is something of that Champk)n in each of us! In spite of our moments of indulgence, we ought to feel good about ourselves. In the words of our beloved basketball team, "we have class!" > -iSlttM!!5jr!32Q!»-PS4 (Director of Campus Ministry) Villanova, PA 19085 OKLfii ' J ' tl >» 1 ' , »• I Vasey Theafre presents 'Galileo' \ mood for the preceding act km. **GaitleD,'* oonaisting of many that caused science to gain a wider joviiri quality about him. At Gali- KKLY OTIEILL Mark Dykes and Donna Pharo Br scenes, oirer a duration of many audience, thus posing more and lea he was misunderstood and Dykes both contributed a great years, deals with the controversy more questions, obstructing the hardly appreciated, but as his not ask deal to the tone and overall atmos- Bertolt Brecht's **Gali)eo/' of scientific discovery and the re- road to the Age of Reasoil. character. Giammarco did phere of the scene. which opened April 17 at VilUno- luctance of man to accept any the- Directed and designed by Lon for the audience^ to Uke pity on The stage was designed by Win- va's Vasey Theatre is a play to be ories which go against their faith Winston, Villanova theatre de- him. but instead he urged the di- ston in order to facilitate frequent regarded as didactic enter- in the church. It was this ignor- partment faculty member, this viewer to think about his / .1 scene changes in a somewhat sur- tainment. If one goes into this pro- ance which Galileo abhored. as he production succeeds at what it lemma. Bertolt Brecht does not sets real environment. The narration duction expecting to lose states. "Of all hatred, there is out to do. Galileo, who had wish for his audiences to become that it increasingly poor eyesight, emotionally involved, but rather made the viewer aware he J^.-y ^ r themselves in the world as was none greater than that of ignor- was was sitting in a theatre observing in the 17th century, this play will ance against knowledge." This ig- said to have given up his sight so to observe the presentation and a presentation; two very impor- be a disappointment. It is a theat- norance was bred in man's refusal that he might really "see." As hopefully learn from it. Giam- tant aspects of the Brechtian rical display whereby the viewer to consider the possibility of his stated by Winston, "This play is marco was well-cast in the role of about "seeing'* vision Galileo and his performance style. is caused to contemplate the prob- own insignificance. It was Gali- — a play. In our should be commended as the Unfortunately this prodiiction lems and affairsof Galileo Galilei. leo's discovery of the telescope production of "Galileo," due in part to the vision of modern strong point in this production. appears somewhat tentative and «S MEETI science on a ~the dialogue was slow at times, and technology, and the Kathleen L. Warner put vision of many artists, we can all fine performance as Virginia Gali- most frequently in the first act. "see" what Galileo "saw." lei, Galileo's only daughter who But overall, "Galileo" is a fine pro- J k' Dante Giammarco who starred stood in admiration of her father. duction consisting of many tal- in the title role as Galileo, por- Ms. Warner's enthusiasm was re- ented professionals adding up to a • East Lounge trayed the nature of this man very freshing and her excitable nature worthwhile evening of Brechtian 23 theatre. April effectively. Galileo was a very real was timely. Mark Dykes and person; not a hero. He was a be- Donna Pharo Dykes played multi- "Galileo" will be presented liever in human kind who had a ple parts in addition to their prim- April 17-20 and 24-27 at 8 p.m. in desire to bring sight to those with ary roles as the ballad singers. Vasey Theatre on the Villanova p.m. a blurred vision of the University campus. Call 645-7474 9 world. Gi- These ballad singers appeared at ammarco had a personable and the onset of every scene to set the for further information. .^''>- lost in V Young executives V L.A By ALICE SOLOMON employee of eight years, on the teristic of the 1980's creatures day quickly As graduation ap brink of a promotion to vice presi- they are: instead of using a motor- Galileo (left foreground) offers to unveil his new telescope to his sleep- proaches, many of us are eagerly dent. His wife, Linda, is played by cycle, they escape in a 30-foot Win- tical • \'i .1 'it II I'i'i peaking, professionally that ffceofro now The unthinkable happens: just consumer goods, songs, television is, in our desire for all the creature as David is about to close the deal shows, vices and ambitions that Awake and Sing that a healthy salary can comforts his of us will recognize and - ~ on new Mercedes, the long aw- many The People's Light and Theatre Company uy. (You won't see that dreadful '^^^^ aited promotion and raise origi- identify with. Malvern. Pa. cliche in this column, so relax). The Real Thing nally promised to David goes to an It would not be sportmg^tirteli- ^Tf-f Many of us will find the gold at ,.. undeserving underling, and David you anything more about the plot Forrest Theatre the end of the corporate rainbow, is because half the fun of this story 1114 offered a lateral dead-end Walnut Street but what would we do if our train- transfer to New York. is wondering where David and Through April 27 ing, planning and loyalty to the In an uncharacteristically im- Linda will wind up; how will they ...;.>.. Tickets: $15-$32.50 corporate deity is not fairly re- pulsive rage, David quits on the overcome the obstacles they face warded? If the promised promo- h spt. He realizes that Linda was on the Winnebago trails? Ironi- tions are not granted? right — in their quest for the buck cally, the movie is rated "R" but Albert Brooks hilarious new Jllvsic they have lost sight of the mean- there is no nudity or violence, and L:- film, "Lost in America" cleverly ing of life. David convinces Julie to the "adult language" is kept to a explores that unthinkable possi- SandiPatti quit her job and together they drop conservative minimum. bility. Brooks stars in the role of University of Pennsylvania out of society in the spirit of Peter "Lost in America" is only 90 ^30-year old David Howard, a 3130 Walnut Street Fonda's rebellious '60s cyclist in minutes long, but it is non-stop golden-boy executive at the Los April 27 "Easy Rider." Only David and laughter all the way and would Angeles ad agency of Ross & [^ Tickets: $8.50-$10.50 Linda handle their rebellion make a terrific study break during McMahon. Dayid is a superstar Tower of Power against society in a style charac- the coming weeks. 23 ^ast Cabaret 23 E. Lancaster Ave; .^ •', . *js Ardmore 19 Strange Gabriel AfNil sounds from Jelmoll & East Cabaret By JOE McGOWAN seven others written expressly for 23 E. Lancaster Ave. Progressive rock musicians the soundtrack. Although the Ardmore have always labored to produce album is described as being Aprit20 music far from the ordinary, strictly instrumental, Gabriel's Bachman Tnnier Overdrive music designed toentrance the lis- voice is featured in some of the Chestnut Cabaret tener completely. Peter Gabriel tracks and in "Dressing the 38th and Chestnut Streets has been a leader in the progres- Wound" can be heard as a fara- - April 19 sive style with both his five solo way chant of indistinguishable U.2 albums and the rock theatrics of lyrics. V. • Spectrum his career in Genesis. The only adjective with any ap- Broad and Patterson After a world tour in 1983. Ga- titude for description of the in- Philadelphia briel set aside 1984 to pursue work strumentals for *'Birdy" is April 22 and 24 V in the field of vkieo. He appeared haunting "Floating Dogs," General Publk along with avant-garde musician "Dressing the Wound." and •' f - ' PMer Gabriel Pikatn Laurie Anderson in "Good Morn- "Slow Marimbas," are all eerie ••Binly'.** Univeraity of Pennsylvania ing Mr. Orwell." which was aired mood pieces. Of the tracks which Gef/en Aprif20 by PBS stations on New Year's Gabriel, as he explains on the Day. He also composed his first sleeve, raided the best is a rework- motion picture score, for the r^ ing of "Rhythm of the Heat " from ^-^ i... ccnUy released film 'Bktly/* "Security ' simply titled "The cally, both modem and tradi- BE BtmmiTED GabrieTs solo career in recent Heat." 1985 BELLE Afft 6(HfKS WILL tkmal. years has been a self- The rhythms of "The Heat" !fvr. On the soundtrack Gabriel contradictory one. While ilk>wing were, in turn, "rakled" from dust mixes elements oC modem mutic, H«Vii«M School the structures ofthe music indus- btown plains erf tribal Africa as the especially the digital synthettier try influenoehia smgleB, such u strange 8k>w-pacad beat butkls to pjB. work of Syiiaiy*8 Larry Fast, MAY 1 30l§4 •mimLLOUmE April 20 "Shock the Monk^" from "Se- a omduaion as dynamic as that to his with the ityle he devekiped while \' cunly,** the mi^^arlty ol a^ork **The Return o£ the Giant Hor in Genaaia. OC tha 12 tradoK aome '-*-- »v ^^^^^^e^p^^ ^^^^Mapiw^^^p ^^^^^M ^ff#^a^^VK%^^^^swa^ll^a« wieHl**'ol early al<| rrirarlMd ill yiptfumaillil ait- .««. . - *fT'V* TWT]- mM mammn i^ iMwae I ^ out as a **cloNt" wmg, it wouM > Thiir liopiid albwn wm wiMv BynUMLDUMft By DMA SMMLAMU have to be ' like To Get To Know m Xhanha ta «» Mp of vanoua 'Tnippar' (Lfw) admits that -»» , IMdy Frame You Well." It mammies to resemble Sunshine' igMt (<••'• ""•c ••'•^* iM tta Wwi *^alkii« on in band, Imedia fan* Iktre^t m> democracy Im every other song Jon^ ever re- Resurrection fetmnn to i "Low and thnata naw to Ision and Aflec Camera. He's youm (21X corded. With its groBsly simplistic Scsdand wan. "Knife, " wlndi y9m9 "Shout" ptecockwe and boyish. Aslec Ca- ICC, beat and limited range d notes, it WW fmtmm % i>^ Somm* fnt Hjrtim nHh a W^k^wPMO^w Aia«yi^ rak KanlMiw 'The RkkUe" mera was one oll9B4's moil criti- The Mica one jeoi^Finf them-l leaves much to be desired. The Jiirk Knuidlii, inchidea the sin^ fHfaviMiiiyaf IUdoo fin* #••« « "* •l**y U2**Bad'' cally and popalarly acciaimfd ii>i tor a now LP. **« ichoi kr i i »l *1««" «« same is true with '"No One Is To Jk Rcwtntion "4 the Tears in Your Eyes' gle INeed is Ewythii«.'*lt's plafwa indiidc Jbkn Bntwiitle, ha irirf *»«* E«>*^ Pvtece The up-and-ooming bands with lid- Tina wona indidginf in soto pro Blamed You WeU" a sad aoqg about dktatitfactkm, Mtarkta Stefe HadHtt IGfonia) wouki hai^ think he iaafamoos, Howvd loses like to Get to Know ody Maker and The Face. Formed Stewart Cope- particukir, it iecta. Drummer However, as On two tracks in I Lie to You?" of yearning to have everything afl and Steve Howe, soqgwritcr/vo- Italented musician. Earythnrics "WouM in 1980 by then-16-ycar-okl Fnane solo record out land dwold have a (Honian's Lib), re- appears as if Jones is taking a stab Giri "Oh Giri" at once. calMt IHnroira iiid dHwimtr /ar Ihis last album Boy Meets Aztec Camera helped n recently rt] .» in Glasi^, by year's end. Sting critkal and at fairy talc musk:. In "Elegy." Ck)oe Our Eyes' Last month tbegnaipreleaaed a Slarkey. Starkcar, who is ttnis vived tremendooB Go West "We Oranse Juice and Altered laaiges corded and released several trad he proved Jones chooses to neglect any kind live 10-indi record containing Starr's son, is reporiedhr a very ommercial acdaim, Book of Love "Boy" Scotland's post-punk move- jazzl lead whkh hecut withanan-black place in the of a beat whatsoever. It is impos- "Never You Done That" LP fveonlad Kve in *7ump" which was preyioutlT aoojppliahed drummer. Aa yet, uiimself worthy of a General Public ment. enaemble hailing from the New| sible to dance to and quite frankly available only as a R-side, along musk: elite. Perhaps his most Harold Faltemeyer "Axel F" picked up ground in no imdie out as to what the bond fpop The band York City ckih scene. to date is lulls one to sleep. "Life In One "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" with four live songs reoorded in will be called or they will Inoteworthy effort Tears For Fears the release of their first when 1963 with which tore up the Day" does much the same except Jones "Things Can Only Get Better" innovative vocal mel- London last October. Two ci the recofdany "What Is Love" Howard album, the impressive *'High playing and for an additional instrument or live songs, howler, are taken charts last year. Howard Land, Hard Rain" which con- odks. Jones two. success led him to a summer CONGRATULATIONS WILDCATS Last year, after seeing a Van from the second LP, "Knife." • • • His "Dream Into Action' tained the great, guitar-dom- It would be easy to go on dwel- P other band members come Supertramp is putting the fin- Itour with the Eutrthmics. "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS" that Halen concert in Biloxi, MS, The Eiectra inated ''Oblivious," and enough, he dkl so ling on the n^[ative aspects of the to his hotel room from varied musical backgrounds, ishing touched on a record that Ilnterestingly summer they supported Elvis Cos- Frame went back It appemra that Asia is stfll idive album. However, there is one Floyd the help of any backup their hit having prevkwsly played with will feature former Pink Iwithout tello on his U.S. tour at his re- and tried playing song and wdl The bond, which wasr bright moment which deserves such groups as Haircut 100, guitariat David Gilmour. A tour Imusicians. With literally dozens Jones' trademark of computer- quest. "Jump" his own way. His stowed, last heard from in 1963, has gone mention. "Things Can Only Get may^ faHow. cx)mputers,elab(Mrate keyboards manipulated vocals. so, the stripped-down version is v^ry un- Orange Juice, Captain Sensible with (gilmour 3f Even David Fricke praised their through qmilm a bit U turmoil hi managed Better" displays everything that Peter Gabriel and Blancmange. Meanwhile there has been spec- ind drum machines, he best compliment that can be paid delphia area. Based on the book by debut album in Rolling Stone as usual. Says Frame d the song: tlie )aat year. A number of stories has made Jones popular thus far. (Continued from page 17) the poasibility perform solo. to this track is that it is "interest- "It's the epitome of what Aztec Camera has been catego- ulatMui concerning Ito William Wharton the film offers "the kind of pop record you were almost have drculated concerning the With 100 beats per minute, horns, Gabriel's usual entourage of bands (The Pink Floyd reunkm. Gilmour, However, his new-found popu- mg. so being an teenager's all rised with many other of a I the strange tale of a young man afrakl they didn't make any- Amencan status of singer/bassist John Wet- bass, keyboards and a chorus of Fast, Tony Levin, David Rhodes Roger Waters! llarity has since disappeared or Jones outdoes himself on a track I I shouk) do it so Smiths, China Crisis, Bluebells. Nkk Mason and obsessed with the avian world It had no drum machines, about. thought ton and guitlurist Steve Howe. Ap- "Woah, Woahs," it makes for a on more." deflated since last year. His and Jerry Marotta is featured could actually hear the words Prtfab Sprout), yet they are very have held a few informal jam ses Irather titled "Bounce Right Back." Ap- that he not only thinks himself to no synthesizers, just wistful, you parently, Howe is out, while great song. In fact, it is probably the soundtrack, one which should ^ i "Dream hito Ac- distinctive, with a style all their sions. Both Gilmour and Waters Imost recent LP, parently attempting to emulate a bird, but spiritually is one. with romantic, and I thought I could make some- Wetton's status is uncertain. the only track on the album de- be earnest songs say, is far less appeal to fans of either Gabriel's own. Their dreamy, folky, lyrical have released solo efforts and gone Ition," sorry to some of the American sound, he Gabriel's score for "Birdy" is a folky melodies played on acoustic thing of nothing ... I managed to At any rate, Asia (which still serving of radio airplay. Filled work with Genesis or his more ab- Gilmour's enjoyable than its praiecessor. tries If (a style and delkate guitar playing out on tour. While to sing "rap." you've ever welcome return totheexperimen- r guitars. Their music is char- get it to sound like "Sweet Jane" inclujdes Oeoff Downes and Carl with notes that can't help but stract solo material, or the instru- puts them in a category all alone. material and shows have gener Even the title track lacks the heard "rap" sung with a British talism, originality and emotional- acterized by multiple chord guitar classic Lou Reed song). Palmer) has just recorded 14 new leave the listener feeling good, mentalism of other progressive ally been well received. Waters luaHties necessary for a "tolera- accent then you know exactly how ism of early progressive rock. songs, nine of which will appear "Things Can Only Get Better" is rock acts such as the German trio has had less success, most likely 3le" song. It commences with a funny it sounds. As well. "Bounce Gabriel has this time eluded the on a new LP. The band will proba- the kind of song that Jones should Tangerine Dream. because he still attempts to dwell >nes of random beats, including Right Back" used the same drum grasp of what he once called "The bly go out on tour to support the write more of. As much as I'd like The film "Birdy," starring Ni- fantasy revisited that domi as most pf his other Medieval themes if program on the same Irums that sound as they were Grand Parade of Lifeless Packag- new album. to recommend the album, I cannot cholas Cage and Matthew Modine, pops his head through and says, their love, the nated Floyd's later records in )eing played on tin cups. It ob- songs. ing." By LYNNEVA MILLS After learning of do so without a guilty conscience. should open soon in the Phila- anything new If there is one song to be singled For one brief moment, as sunset 'This is not unlike escaping moth- Bishop decided that if he couldn't stead of attempting viously includes the Jloward turns to sunrise, they touch — al- er's womb. God, what a memory!" have Isabeau's love no other man ways together yet eternally apart. Phillipe's inflate ability to find would. He struck a bargain with "Lady I&wke" is an adventurous trouble leads him head on into this the evil Force, making Isabeau a love. PERSONALS "Lady Hawke" would make this film about a young pickpocket adventure. hawk by day and Navarre a wolf Broderick, who plays the k)va- movie worth seeing. Vittorio Stol who escapes from a tyrant's pri- Years earlier, the bishop ai a by night. They would always be ble, mischievous Phillipe a.k.a. ^To Mayor McMohed, Chiz, raro creates a masterpiece with son to fmd himself in an adven- small town fell in love with a beau- together and yet eternally apart. Mouse, gives a great performance. Cybll, J.L.J.L. and major countryskle scenery! ture that eventually makes him a tiful young girl named Isabeau Navarre sets out to kill the Bi- His more modem day siense of his beautiful Stankage, combined with) '\-:; (Michelle Pfeiffer). his humor adds a brilliant touch to The photography, hero. His love for her shop, and PhiUipe becomes Ju9t want to thank you Nana Cerri As the movie begins. PhilUpe became overpowering and obses- It is on the return this movie. He has aslight prob- the costume design by guiding angd. Moheds for making myaanlor sive. tellii^ the truth and chi make^'Lady Hawke" a work of (Matthew Broderick), who is also He then finds out that Isa- trip to the oW 13tb century town lem with | year one I'll never forget Leta fell movie, tries ta art. referred to as Mouse, escapes from beau in love with the Captain, and Phillipe learn throughout the y.y that Navarre of "Lady Hawke" is a fun-filled ad be Mobilions for the teat a prison. As he is wriggling his Navarre (Rutger Hauer) from there is a way to break the spell. It make up for his ^bbinf when he Venture with exceptional beauty,] p^*?^ the year, way through nooks and crannies their shared confessor who v^s is with the help of the confessor has his occasionaf talks to God. WQrth»4!»lic|Um. 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ToioM^aif theliiVel After setiiV Staphffi KiMTt !• tiona, and has the potential f* sort ol to soasfiplay, 'X:at's Eye it Wt the test fihn the fihn 'S#i2qr flen'va/* Graluini become Parker's first hit sina^ in if iM wen wmOmm ga oat to en a that i^ie-oM sairii« that the book tUrd LP since patting the last the outside — hmot, the Parker'a lew years. than the movie from a alndy »* is ahirays better ways with The tumour, gives the *T1ie Weekend's Too Short title. Coukln't the maater of and- it la Hie soft € » stands. "Cat's Eye" is a ooUafe of listener the laeiiiig that Parker and ''Bbck Lincoln Continental ena honw have thought of aane • three Kii« shoft stories, twoof his BfAUCEMUmON niay have finally rqpaned sone of combine strong vocal performan- better tie-in? Even a black acreen ^fsod loundiKMn n OK^nMS cf aniOK lithe okler stories ("Quitters Inc.** and A few weeks ago, I foaid an the imiaical identity that he lost ces with excellent, fast-paced hakmg the end of one atory and "The Ledge ") and an original talc advertisement on a Ubie in the syntax ittf subsequent to the brealuip of his backing by The Shot. As a result, bepmiing another wouU have tant knowini the csoa. FbDooni's is modenily-^Aoo- can enjogr a snack and a drink I of the same name as the fihn. Connelly Center whose headline original hand. the^ are the been better. Seemg the same cat yoo've civfr been in the Mendel fore back upaCafrs to dar best songs on the 'b rated and sporu a dettnt-iiaed wiA as going pnidaimed, *Xenm FOR- Parker's backup band, The record. *The every 30 seconds is abnost as bad boMy Computer Center at 3 a.m. strain- order and fit mir dfiak iMck to the night away. Weekend's Too |..1 dance floor with agood light show. Despite his excellent work and . .GuaranteedrThe provides solid support Barrymore in TRAN fast. ing to keep your eyes open while pribes and the BeBop Shot, Short" is a high-sphited celebra- as seeing Drew The music is eminently ^foffetta- you quickly. Although tha Popcorn's Ci Graham Parker and The Shot reputatkm as an author, King ad described a ^'learning system" throughout the LP. Led by kxig- tory song, while "Black Lincoln another movie. the computer screams at you are a little steep there #e times ate both k)catcd 20 minutes fr ble but danceable funk* Brinsley ''Steady Nervea" should suy away from the silver (which is actually a set of two in your time Parker guitarist Continental" is a scathing indict- about the syntax errors Every once in a while, a dancer durinf the coursje of the evening Villanova. right down 320 Nc Electra that writes the Rumour to- screen. Everything he books) available from the IE Publi- give some tips (no Schwars (he put ment of the entertainment media. "The program) and you or two ascends one of the small when ont drink gtu a seoondone If you go, dress nicely snc into film, al- "Quitters, Inc." and whidi sup- in 1975), The Shot works becomes transformed cations Company, They also cover is code. gether The subject matter of this song is written on ftowcharting. stages spaced around the dance fiae. On certain days of the week ers) as there a dress without questkm. He pushed Ledge" are excellently the task of learning together as a real band instead of not surprising, most posedly made tiie conditional statements (If- as Parker has bean but lose their impact the limit too far with "Cat's Eye." short stories, the FORTRAN computer lan- as a handful of session players'. As on three labels in the last 10 years. Then) and the kxyping sUtements above average when images are forced upon you, they are able to lend the Although using guage easier. knps). a result, "Everybody's Hand is on the While "Steady Nerves" doesn't imagination. "Quit- (Do sources to create the movie, the taking away strong musical support necessary Switch" reveals Parker's feelings At first, I was skeptical ^ I had I wouM recommend the How to feature the instinctively brilliant the first story, is the final product is mediocre. ters, Inc.," to mainUin the level of intensity on capital punishment. trouble learning BASIC when I Learn Fortran learning system to group feel of "Heat Treatment" or tale of a man who is trying to quit one has come to associate As was the took a course in it and the profes- anyone who wants to learn the that case with The Rum- the relentless intensity of and the agency he visits. All other King films have had smoking great with Parker's best records. our, Schwartz is the dominant in- sor told me FORTRAN was a language with a minimum of trou- "Squeezing Out Sparks," it is a paper The irony is the agency's strange songwriting doesn't successful transitions from I bought a FOR- Parker's strumental force in The Shot. solid effort. Shot has a way to deal harder. had ble, whether you already know The "Cujo" and method of curing the disease. The on any particular theme, Several to film, excepting TRAN textbook about six months one or a hundred other computer dwell of the songs feature the go in terms of developing as a carefully watched. If he of the Com." Many patient is covers a variety of areas. of "Children before but after struggling languages. but type intense, searing solos that group, but is noticably more confi- cigarette, his wife or changes are made in minor detail sneaks a chapters I coukln't "Mighty Rivers" and "Wake Up Schwartz became known for dur- dent than Parker*s last effort, through three To oorder, use one of the forms 1rt8,J«rMy« Ma Ji on yet the child is hurt. The most humorous You)" speak of marital to King's original work, continue. bulletin board (Next To ing his Rumour days. More impor- "The Real Macaw." (sorry, cat lov- you see on the >tl«Ml sM N«v«lt] there. The differ- moment of the film Rivers" is a solid essentials are campus or send $4.95 phis bliss. "Mighty tantly, Schwarz and the the stupid cat that I sent for the to Learn For- around aaYN'MAwa is that stories ers) is seeing How loai'LANCAaraa that combines tasteful Anyone is attending the ence in "Cat's Eye" postage and handUng to IE rock song remaining Shot members (key- who the stories get tran learning system (at only $1.25 at7-4iaa | chuckle at the end ties together I musicianship with a soul/sweet boardist Eric Clapton show on April 29 will only worth a Publkatkms Co., P.O. Box 881, George Small, bassist as an example of the pun- $4.d5 it was less than one third of were chosen for screenplay. None shocked N, Freehold, tVAfMMVATM vocal. "Wake Up (Next To You)" a Kevin Jenkins and Michael Braun want to arrive on time, as Graham wife would what textbook Department NJ AMUtWKMVAT terrifying plots were ishment the smoker's my FORTRAN ••iiiM*y«r structured ballad, has got- Parker and The Shot will be the of his more Be sure to specify the loosely on drums) are willing to stretch story definitely not cost) and received it about a week 07728-088JI. receive. A on a number of sta- opening act. Fortran learning ten airplay out a bit. of film it re- later. What a surprise to find that How to team worth the half hour system. If you send a postal money I could understand it! ceives. books in about Evidently, the books had been order, you'll get the If you send a personal written with someone like me in a week. "The Ledge" has a more realis- check, it takes about two weeks mind — I knew very little about tic plot. It concerns Robert Hays' computers or programming but longer. confrontation with his lover's by still found the explanations very Color Film Developing! husband, Kressner (played easy to folk>w, especially since Kenneth MacMillan, evil Baron each chapter had a set of exercises Harkonnen of "Dune"). MacMil- with the solutions to test my /nstenf Passport, I.D. Photos. Taken lan makes a wager with Hays. If Theri^siio around grasp of the material.In about the Hays can survive a walk Kressner's apartment same time it took me to read three 10% wmisnioBiTLO. the ledge of chapters in my FORTRAN text- building, he can take his wife and book, I read almost all of the chap- a large amount of money. MacMil- PROceasaiQ (tW characterization of King's ters in both of the How to Learn YAUEfHJi doubt ymfre goii^ lan's li Fortran books. 'Wtrw.Unetetmhm. Kressner is excellent and Hays* This s^- Just as the advertisement says, 828-aiS4 emotions are realistic. Ik BrynMiHifr is easily the best of the film's the books explain virtually all the ment f< :^. major features of FORTRAN 66 (NEXTTO^COEAST) three. ' " t Wt tomakeitm The title story is based on a rid- iculous assumption and insults the viewer's intelligence. The- real finally -jthe in the film is wmM,^ cat's purpose revealed. The feline pest strays 1 t , «. into theJiouse of a family that is^ i,-. being invaded by a little troll and ' •,»(! -V . is blamed for the destruction that I i but what takes place in the little girl's room. The little troll's function is sup- posed to concern his taking the about yDur cair breath of children at night. Stupid, huh? The creature makes Gremlins' sounds and I can swear home!" King^ I it mumbled "Phone strikes out with this segment. For $1 5, you will be able to keep in touch with the Villanova community after Supposedly the highlight of the you graduate. film, this story leaves you laugh- . . - . . - . . . ing at its asinine manifestation of 1-. • •,',,. •' . . . „ . a childhood fear. The only good points of this tale are the excellent the coupon creature work by Carlo Rambaldi Get a full year's subscription to the V7//ano van Simply complete of "Dune" and "Alien" and the disposal of the troll in a whirling below and mail it with your payment made payablejo the Villanovan. fan blade. I only wish that the troll ^1 had really drawn the breath out of Barrymore so that we wouWn't •4'' •'.'i»-».. have to see her in yet another typi- cal child's role. Unfortunately, many name tal- I ents lended their work to "Cat's I would like a subscription to the Wi/anovan for the 1986-86 school year. Eyew" Presented by Dino DeLau- I rentiis and directed by Lewis I Enclosed is my payment of $ 1 6 Teague, "Cat's Eye" had the po- tential of being a goeat film if the I .y'..K \.:i--<^i-ij^/ three segments had only been dif- y':^-?*.Z-fi: ferent King works. Well-known .•V . Ford and Lincoln-Mercury have actors were used, including Hays - ' ' ^ of "Airplane," MacMillan, James NAME: $400 for graduating seniors toward the IVoods of "Against All Odds" and. i of course, the disgustingly cute purchase of selecfed cars and trucics. Barrymore, who cannot act. The TO: cat acted better than her and even ADDRESS: MAIL RxdIWtotor Credit also has preappiwed ciwJitfw had poise and better facial expres- sions. r 6ria August 15Jd85. For rTKxe infornriat^ the vmanovan I 13(leis Purchase Prograrn Heacfc^juarters at 1-800-32M I VHIanova Univ^ity It may sound like I'm destroying piTY this film. I am. Ahhough '*Cat'8 1 Villanova. PA 119085 Eye " is full of aU the UtUe King I subtleties that any df his fans (asl attn: Hank Haltk i am) would enjay. King should 1 bury his hewl m the Sahara deaeit ' H^Nl IK STATE . I ^H^ 3: •;, •'.•j.^ • v.*>^. . : ^ _ ^****'^-^ "" -^ ! i^0tmMim,m^m^immtitiii^6ifia^^ f ^^ ^ _ ^^ _ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ \it^l ii^am0maiA^mmimmmmttat^jim ^J"WC OfA CSiienleatfvA TrpMMs AprH 23, 25, 2S, 28 \i:'':V €> Mandatory Clinics QanM liiiifonns and ^'S A^ril 23 Und 25 Mason expmsM pravktod. 4-7 p.m., St. Mary's Gym Pick up applications in Extra-help Clinic Student Activities Office April 26 (optional) Dougherty Haii 3-5 p.m., Alumni Gym Brtng application and a Tryouts— photo to clinic April 23 Sunday, April 28 9 am., Alumni Gym Dress: sneakers, sweats, shorts DATE: TOMl^RROW Anyon9 wItMng to Uyout Gymnastics skills helpful but M(/9TaiM»ndef/fifes not required < > APRIL 1985 16 member squad to be selected (tfliale, 6 female and Wildcat plua 3 alternates) School Spirit a Must! (RAINDATE SUN., APRIL 21) vu 61 »•tb^'l 0a.:«»t! 019 0» 019 Congratulations to the NCAA ^f TIME: CHECK-IN 2-3 p.m. *s! Cliampions and Coacli Massimino iicaa *«:- /% GAME 3-5 p.m. "-'.'" ,' 1 ^ ''i i-.'" "it LOCATION: VILLANOVA'S STADIUM *^ FEE: *1J - ( 1 i I TO BENEFIT SUNSHINE DA Y (abused, neglected, & Inner city children) n. & BALLOON DA Y (homeless & famine relief) QUeSTIOMS? Good luck to 1985 graduates " Lori, Barry, Patti, '^1 . IMurpti, Lisa ;,. ii / and ;> CALL PATTY 259-5948 Steve. . . We'll miss you! V .yf or Stovo 687-1 655 % i.>^ Anyone may sign up the day of the game / (f i >:;,«.^' between i2&3p.m. at the stadium. */r>: M vo u .^- tt .*)/. f-; n < .K We Can turn f ." >.£ ^ • f. < rf ^/t \ ^)m L ["i^V^ -•/^r*^ >i<^«hr« . i^ «• OnA9rilft,#i1tlranthiVllltti- ) tMRfi piMl syi. dadM It 57A TBt womb's trick MB A new meet record was estab- wM thit pMt iMtkiBd to Lauren Searby in the take in the Tliirdi Annual Hoya Kahadhy run. Her cwnt- Invitational. The road trip con- 1500 meter as tinued the women's winning winninK tiflK was isturded ways. 4-322. fai the 200 meter dash, Lori Lan- 43(400 metier rday team caster finished in third plaoe with The meet record. her time of 255. Teammate also achieved a new first place finish was re- Joanne Van Rensselaer finished in Their 3:45.03. In the splits it sixth place with a time of 25.6. corded at was Lancaster with 56.1, Veron- ¥ ica Mcintosh with 56.1, Joanne Debbie Grant broke the tape in Kehs with 56.7 and Grant with the 400 meter hurdles with her 56.2. 1.03.16 finish. Judy Palmer Connie Sweet did extremely achieved a fifth place finish in the well in the field events, establish^ same event with her time of ing a new meet record in the shot- 1:04.88. ' I "I T ^ . put. In this event her first place was achieved by her throw of 45 Van Rensselaer achieved a se- feet, two inches. This broke the cond place spot in the 400 meter - pr.^:^ I i ! 5< I \ FOR SALE: 1973 Mtorciiry Montigo MX. 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