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VOLUME LXVIII APRIL 12, 1935 No. 23 GLEE CLUB CONCERT UNIVERSAL NOTRE DAME NIGHT TO BE GIVEN SUNDAY TO BE OBSERVED ON APRIL 29 Seats in Washington Hall will be at a premium next Sunday evening when Prof. Joseph J. Casasanta leads Board of Publications the University Glee Club through its Announces Call For BAND, GLEE CLUB PERFORM annual pre-Easter campus concert. Editorial Aspirants The foi-ty-eight voices will sing out at eight o'clock sharp. By John A. Gillespie Those who have heard the club this The Faculty Board of Publications On Monday, April 29, rfational and year in its previous concerts are will receive applications from under­ international radio-programs will cel­ unanimous in their praise of its many graduates of the University for edi- ebrate the twelfth annual observance fine qualities. It has been called by toi'ships of the follo^ving publications of Universal Notre Dame night. a well-known South Bend critic, "the finest in the history of the Univer­ for the scholastic year 1935-36: THE Through the joint efforts of the sity." SCHOLASTIC, the Dome and Scrip. All Studebaker Corporation of South students of Junior rating are eligible. Bend and the National Broadcasting Prof. Joseph J. Casasanta, the able Company, a coast-to-coast broadcast and graceful director of these carol- lers, is responsible for the excellent Applicants must state in writing tone balance and expression. He has their qualifications, experience, acad­ prepared a program which promises emic rating, and qualitative average. to delight all music lovers—^both ser­ Letters should be addressed and ines and light-hearted. mailed to the chairman of the Facul­ The concert will open with four ty Board of Publications, the Rev. religious motets, will swing into Lawrence V. Broughal, C.S.C., Ad­ tlu'ee impressive part songs, and will ministration Building, not later than conclude its first pail with the ever- 4:00 o'clock in the afternoon of popular "Mascot of the Troop" and April 26. "Why Don't You Tiy?" Only those applications which are Following the intermission will received by mail will be considered. come sevei-al lighter songs, followed by the feature of the concert, a hu- moresque, "Italian Salad," written in PROFESSOR LOUIS HASLEY the form of the finale to an Italian Opera. William O'Brien will solo in GIVES A BRILLIANT the part of the operatic voice, while POETRY LECTURE JAMES ARMSTROXG the rest of the club simulates, at "The great poet is always difficult He an-anged the broadcast. times the chorus, and at times the to understand because he deals in musical insti'uments of an orchestra. futurities," Professor Louis Hasley, will be presented. Nation-wide clubs The concert will have its tradition­ of the University English Depai-tment, have made known their plans for al conclusion with the Glee Club's told the members of the Aits and gatherings, backed by intense enthus­ unique renditions of the campus Letters Lay Faculty Club at their iasm. songs. During the concert, solo num­ meeting last Monday night. bers will be given by John Ryan, At least 132 individual stations in Francis Schaefer, and George Miller. "Modern Poetry" was the subject the United States, Mexico, Cuba, and of Professor Hasley's paper. The Rome will cooperate in the observ­ difficult subject, handled brilliantly ance. The types of programs are va­ G. Cannon, New President by the speaker, brought a barrage of ried : some stations will feature Notre comment and discussion from those Dame alumni in speeches; others will George Cannon, of Muskegon, is offer N. D. music or N. D. skits. president of the newly formed West­ present. ern Michigan club, the youngest of Professor Hasley, who was intro­ The program will include Richard the campus organizations. Arthur duced by Professor Ranch, pointed Himber's famous orchestra in tlie Mulholland, of Kalamazoo, was elect­ out the outstanding differences in "Victory March"; remarks by Frank ed vice-president, Caesar Kalman, of modern poetry are the complete free­ C. Walker, '09, and Eddie Dowling, Holland, secretary, and Phil Sheilds, dom of subject insisted upon by the an honorary member of the Notre of Kalamazoo, treasurer, at the club's imagist, the more thoroughgoing pes­ Dame Club of Ne^v York City; "Hike first election held recently. simism in religious outlook, and the Notre Dame I" by the University Glee The club's first social affair, a spa­ gi'eater intellectualism of the poems, Club; short talks by Ehner Layden ghetti dinner held Friday, April 5, caused by the necessary incubation and the Rev. John F. O'Hara, C.S.C.; gave promise of an active, interested of the material ti'eated, as a prepara­ "Wlien the Irish Backs Go Marching organization. tion for the emotional reaction. (Continued on Paste 2) c4pril 12, 1935 One D'Arcy, English Philosopher, HOLLIS, FITZGERALD, To Lecture Here On April 26 WILL TEACH AT N. D.

AUTHOR IS WELL KNOWN Law Club Holds From the office of the Director of Banquet in Honor of Studies there came within the past By Irwin Goldman Late Colonel Hoynes fortnight the important announce­ Reverend Martin Cyril D'Arcy, S.J., ment that the active teaching faculty M.A., well known philosopher and By Mitchell C. Tackley of the University will be augmented writer, will lecture in Washington next year by the presence of the Hon­ Hall on Friday, April 26. Once a year the Notre Dame law orable Desmond Fitzgerald, noted Father D'Arcy was born in 1888, students and faculty assemble to pay Jrish scholar and political authority, homage to the memory of the man in Ireland, the son of Valentine and Professor Christopher Hollis, D'Ai-cy, a barrister-at-law, and Mad­ whose Mstory is the history of the eline Keegan D'Arcy. His grand­ College of Law. Sixty-five students English biographer and economist. father was Nicholas D'Arcy, of Bally- and six members of the faculty ban­ fei-an. County Roscommon, Ireland. queted Tuesday night at the Morning- The engagement of these two,dis­ Father D'Arcy received his educa­ side Hotel in observance of the night tinguished scholars was made by the tion at Stonyhurst and Campion Hall, Rev. John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, presi­ Oxford. At Oxford where he re­ dent of Notre Dame, who has been ceived his M.A. degree, Father visiting English, Irish and European D'Arcy won first class honors in Hu­ centers of learning for the past two manities, and also received the months. Charles Oldham Prize in 1915, the John Locke Scholarship in 1918, and Mr. Fitzgerald, who is recognized the Green Moral Philosophy Prize in as one of Ireland's foremost scholars 1923. will come to the University next Fall He studied theology at the Gregor­ in time for the September classes. ian College in Rome where he was Tentative plans call for him to teach ordained in 1921. From here he went a course in Politics and to give one to teach at Stonyhurst and was later public lecture each week during his assigned to the famous Farm Street stay. He is a member of the Dail Church in London. Then he became party and his record well proves his lecturer of philosophy at Oxford ability. He held the office of Minister University, and in 1923 was made of External Affairs in the Irish Free Master of Campion Hall, a position State from 1922 to 1927 and "then he still holds. served as Minister of Defense from His lectures at Oxford include: 1927 to 1932. Between 1919 and 1922 "Philosophy and Religion," "St. he edited the Irish Bulletin and had Thomas Aquinas," "Catholic Oxford," the honor of seeing one of his Avorks, "Modem Tendencies in Thought and "The Saint," produced by the Abbey in Religion," "Blessed Thomas More," Theatre, Dublin, in 1919. and "Gerard Hopkins, S.J.," Father D'Arcy will speak on one of these DE.4N THOMAS KONOP Professor Hollis, who is an author topics, but as yet the subject has not "/ never thought it tvas in you." and authority on money, is a gradu­ been announced. ate of Eton and.Balliol College, Ox­ that is annually dedicated to the late He is the author of many impor­ ford. .At present he is a master at Colonel William J. Hoynes, Dean Em­ Stonyhurst College, Yorkshirt, Eng­ tant theological books, outstanding eritus of the Law School. among which are: The Mass and land. He will teach a course in the Redenvptioii, Catholicism, Christ as "History of Money," another in Med­ The guest of honor and principal ieval History," and a third course Priest and. Redeemer, The Spirit of speaker of the evening was Attorney Charity, Thomas Aquinas, God and that has not yet been deterriiined. The Dan Grady of Madison, Wisconsin. literary efforts of Mr. Hollis have met the Universe, The Nature of Belief, Mr. Grady is a prominent member of (which book elicited praise from Dean with considerable success and are re­ the Wisconsin bar as well as a close markable for the wide variety of Inge, so antagonistic to everything friend of Dean Konop. The attorney Catholic), and The Idea of God, which fields they cover. Among his best was called upon to speak on the topic, knoAvn works are the biographies Dr. he contributed to the volume God and "The Jury System." the Supernatural. Johnson, Saint Ignatius, and Dryden; the History of England and Glaston­ Mr. Grady paid his respects to bury and England. His latest work U. N. D. NIGHT what he considers Notre Dame's out­ The Breakdown of Money, which (Continued fx-om Page 2) standing distinction—its spriit of loy­ came off the press during the Christ­ alty arid devotion to the school and mas season, has caused Avidespread all; connected %vith it. He completed By," and the "Victory March," by the discussion. Critics acknowledge it to his talk by reciting a favorite poem N. D. Glee Club. possess a deep realization of the great by Charles Hanson To\\Tie. importance of the monetary situation Boake Carter, news commentator and an interesting historical explan­ for the Philco Radio, and Television Louis F. Fautsch Avas toastniaster ation of the breakdown of money and Corporation, will announce the event of the evening. The words, "I never the part played by the power of to six million listeners several days in thought it was in you," spoken by money in the shaping of Avorld his­ advanace. Listeners are advised to Dean Thomas F. Konop, phrased the tory. Professor Hollis has also Avrit- watch local papers for verification of thoughts of the students Avho heard ten extensively ; for English and the hours of the broadcast, or for any Fautsch. His limited but fresh supply American papers. . further information. (Continued on Pase 6) Two TheScholastir. FINANCIAL PROBLENS Comtnitte of Eleven Continues OF NET CLUB REHAIN Ball Preparations; Band Unknown

By Paul Foley Moreau Choir Sings TRY TO CHANGE THE DATE By a wave of the wand which was Over National Hookup supposed to ransom her forever, the Monday, April 15 Metropolitan Club's step-child has No definite orchestra has been been changed into an ugly duckling. chosen for the Senior Ball, set for The Moreau Choir, under the di­ This week's chapter might well be May 10, it was announced this week, called—"From Unpaid Deficit to Un­ rection of the Reverend James Con- paid Assessment in One Easy Les­ nerton, C.S.C, will give a nationwide although other plans are being care­ son." broadcast over the Columbia chain fully steered along by the eleven-men from 3:45 to 4:00 p.m., Monday, General Committee working under the "While the voluntary assessment as April 15. The program will emanate such was a very definite step in the from the campus studio in the Engi­ Class Officers and Director of Activ­ neering building. ities Joseph Ai'gus. Ever since it gave a coast-to-coas;t • The assignments of the various broadcast on the day of Rockne's fu­ neral the choir has received consid­ erable comment and attention from all parts of the country. This appre­ ciation of the choir's work was great­ ly increased because of its excellent renditions of ecclesiastical miisic dur­ ing the funeral services of the Rev­ erend John Cavanaugh, C.S.C. Father Connerton has proved him­ self an able director. He has studied music under Dr. Brown, and at the DIRECTOR OF ACTIVITIES ARGUS Justine Ward School of Ecclesiastical He has his troubles. Music in New York. committe members were made known CHAIRM.A.N SANTULLI The program to be given this Mon­ this week: Ed Simpson is to handle His dues are not paid. day includes the follo^^^ng selections tickets, the orchestra is to be taken from Holy Week music which is the care of by Edward CuUen, publicity right direction the snag apparently is high point in the fine artistiy of the the list of men who have been ac­ is in the hands of William Schmidt, choir: Ray Oakes is working on the decora­ corded the dubious privilege of mem­ "Lamentation of Jeremias" a hanmonized tions, Dick Hyde on the favors, arid bership in the Metropolitan organiza­ Gregorian rhythm hy Von Bohlen. Ray Broderick is in charge of the tion. "Impropei'ia" (Repraaches) from the serv­ ice of the Veneration of the Cross on Good ballroom. Simpson is to be assisted The primary objections this week Friday, hy Barnahei (16th century). by Pat Quigley and Mitchell Saleh, are from the freshman section. The "Tenehrae factae sunt."—from the resiionses Walter Brown and Ray Margret are yearlings who were included on the to the litui-stieal lessons, by Vittoria. working with Briderick on the ball­ list of members object on the grounds "In Monte Oliveti."—fpom the responses to room arrangements, while John Clark that they were not even students at the litursical lessons, by Croce. is assisting Ray Oakes. the University, and had, for the most "Benedictus."—An alternate Gregorian chant and False Bordoni. part, never even heard of the Metro­ In addition to the eleven-men com­ politan Club when a major part of mittee, the class officers this week the deficit was accumulated. In ad­ Concert By Paulist Choir announced the arrangements for the dition they were charged dues' of Is Well Received by Students Tea Dance, to be held at Chain-o'- SI.00, wliile uppex'classmen were Lakes County Club. The affair is to charged only $.25. be under the direction of Prank Apparently the students and facul­ Leonard, who will be assisted by a Apart from the objections of in­ ty of Notre Dame remembered the committee made up of Joseph Bucci, dividuals the list itself shows many splendid recital given last year by James McCraley, Bernard EnglisTi, discrepancies. Included among the the Paulist Choir, for they ci-owded Andrew Dineen, Robert Henneberger. names is the name of at least one Washington Hall for their recital .sophomore who has, definitely de­ Monday night. In releasing the names of the com­ clined in the past to have any connec­ Under the direction of the Rev­ mittees those in charge of the entire tion with the club, another who is an arrangements made know that active member of - the. Capital Dis­ erend Eugene 6'Malley, the widely renowned choir began the program there is no possibility that the Ball trict Club, several who had done proper will be held on May 3. In that \\ath four 16th century compositions: nothing more than signify verbal in­ event the music would be furnished tention of considering membership. "Beata Viscera," by Byrd; "Exultate by Ted Fio Rito. If the dance is held On the other side of the ledger there Deo," by Palesti-ina; "Factus Est on May 10, it is likely that "Little were at least two on the campus who Repente,".by Aichinger; and "Cruci- Jack" Little will be engaged. are active members of the Met Club, fixus," by Lotti. The second number voted in last year's elections, have at­ was "Im Herbst," by Franz, sung by The Engineers' Ball is scheduled tended meetings regularly and yet George Lane. . for May 3, but according to plans are not to be found in the list of . Walter Curran, one of. the best made, the Seniors tried to change members. _ -, soloists of the choir, remembered for dates with them. It seems certain Apart from its disci-epancies the his splendid singing last year', again that the Engineers will be opposed list reveals, many interesting side- drew great applause with "Vaghis- to any move to disrupt the plans , (Continued on Pasre'T) sima Sembianza," by Donaudy. they have already made.

cApril 11, 193 5 Th ree Review Of Shane Leslie's Life SHANE LESUE SPEAKS Reveals Many Strking Details ON "THE HUSH EPIC"

AN ILLUSTRIOUS FAMILY MR. LESLIE'S LECTURES By William Tourney Apr. 16, Four Ghost Stories. Apr. 30, Historical Mystery — If a Harvard student should be in­ May 7, The Religious Ode in troduced as an undergraduate of English—With reference to Cov­ Yale, he would, according to the best entry Patmore and Francis Thomp­ tradition, be more than slightly an­ son. noyed. To complete this analogy, May 13, Oxford and Cam- Shane Leslie, commonly hailed on the bridge. campus as an Oxford man, received his M.A. degree at King's College, Cambridge- At the Universitj- of In his entertainingly informal style, Pennsylvania he was once introduced Shane Leslie delighted a large audi­ as "Doctor Wesley of Oxford." But ence in Washington Hall, Tuesday this authoritj^ on S\\ift Avho spends evening. Lecturing on "The Irish his afternoons in the gym, sees the Epic," a subject dear to Ms heart, humor in the misnomer and his Irish Mr. Leslie entertained his hearers wit no doubt helps him to realize with a keen appreciation of the little just who the joke is on. known subject. Previous to his receiAang liis Mas­ PROFESSOR SHANE LESLIE Mr. Leslie stated that the purpose ter's degree at Cambridge, Mr. Leslie Author, Scholar, Teacher. wore the traditional tail coat and top of liis talk was to join the memory hat at Eton and then traveled to the married sisters; at the time of publi­ of the Irish Epic with such sites and continent to study at the University cation of The Passing Chapter, his boundaries as still exist. To facilitate of Paris. grandfather was probably the one this a large map of Northern Ireland living person who had seen Tallyrand (Ulster), which Mr. Leslie proudly Little do the English majors and referred to as "his work of art," was other membei's of his classes realize and heard the voice of Sir Walter Scott; Thackeray's last writing was a hung directly back of the speaker's that they are perhaps listening to a rostrum. future member of the Irish Senate. note to Mr. Leslie's grandmother, Mr. Leslie, being the eldest son of begging to be released from an invi­ "Epics," the lecturer explained, Sir John Leslie, of Glaslough, Ire­ tation to dinner as 'he wasn't feeling "may be divided into three classes— land, will inherit his father's baronet- well.' Two days later he died. the original sagas, episodes, and those cy. At the present time he is a mem­ At Cardinal Logue's recommenda­ under the editorship of some great ber of the Irish Academy. tion, whom he attended at the Con­ collaborator." The Irish Epic belongs Nor is this ^dsiting professor en- clave of 1923, he was made a Cham­ to the second classification, particu­ tirelj'^ unacquainted with American berlain of the Sword and Cape to larly "The Cattle Drive of Cooley" womanhood. His wife is the daugh­ Pope Pius XL His brother, Captain and "The Valley of the Black Pig." ter of Henry C. Ide, a native of Ver­ Norman Leslie, was killed during the The two epics contain one hundred mont, one time Governoi'-General of World Avar and was buried at Armen- wild, magnificent episodes associated the Philippines and United States am­ tieres in France, between the guns of with ancient strife, the civil wars, he­ bassador to Spain. He is the father two armies. roes, and enchantment. of two sons and one daughter. Mr, Leslie's publications include Contained in the "Valley of the His daily jaunts in the gj'^m prove the following: Black Pig" are accounts of the Ro­ that Ml*. Leslie has more than a syn­ land of Ireland, Kahoulin. Kahoulin, thetic interest in athletics. He is an The End of a Chapter. Verses in as described in the grotesquely vivid authority on football and rowing two Peace and War. 1916. epic, though a pagan .embodied much of the national sports of the -British The Oppidan. (Eton College). 1922. of what we love and admire in the Empire, and has successfully coached Life of Cardinal Manning. Life of Celts of today. He was indeed a amateur crews. Already an interested Sir Mark Sykes. 1922. savage character but singularly spectator at Mr. Layden's spring Doomsland. (Ireland). 1923. chaste, respectful toward women, and practice scrimmages at which he com­ trustworthy—a true example of an­ pares the rules of football vnth the Memoir of Bngadier General Gor­ cient chivalry. That he was fearless Rugby code. don Shephard. Masquerades. 1924. has never been questioned. Alone he Mrs. Fitzherbert, one of his plays, A7i Anthology of Catholic Poets. defended and championed Ulster is scheduled to be the concluding topic 1925. against the attack of four-fifths of in his series of lectures here at Wash-, George the Fourth. 1926. Ireland. Alone he held the fort "from ington Hall; and in this respect it The Skull of Swift. 1928. the last Monday after summer time is interesting to know that he is, on The Gi-eek Anthology: a transla­ until the Sunday after Christmas." his maternal side, distantly related tion. 1929. to this celebrated lady, Catholic %vife The Anglo-Catholic. 1929. The death of this brave warrior, about whom the Epic is chiefly con­ of England's King George IV. In 1856 A Ghost in the Isle of Wight. 1929. Memoir of J. E. C. Bodleij. 1930. cerned, is described as a disappear­ his grandfather married the adopted ance into the heavens in a phantom daughter of Mrs. Fitzherbert. The Epic of Jutland. 1930. Sublime Failures. 1932. chariot, mourned by fifty glamorous The following facts further relate queens. Mr. Leslie to English history: The The Oxford Movement. 1933. Irish branch of his family was found­ Poems and Ballads. 1933. "The Epics," Mr. Leslie said, "were ed by that country's Bishop John Les­ The Parsing CJiapter. Mrs. Fitz­ preserved by the monks, who were at­ lie; his gi-eat grandfather and the herbert, a play. 1934. tracted by the remarkable character father of the Duke of Wellington The'Script of Jonathan Swift. 1935. of Kahoulin." Pour The Scholastic PHARMACISTS TO SPONSOR SOCIOLOGISTS INSPECT INSPECTION TOUR OF CLASSICS DEPARTMENT INDIANA STATE PRISON DETROIT PLANT OFFERS NEW COURSES Robert F. Ervin, president of the The Indiana State Prison at Mich­ Pharmacy Club, is rapidly complet­ The Department of Classics this igan City was the host Monday, Api-il ing plans for the annual Pharmacy week announced the revision of the 8, of 37 Sociology majors from Notre Club trip. This year, the group \v\\\ program of classes to be offered in Dame's advanced penology class. Wel­ visit the laboratories of Parke, Davis the next school year. The increasing comed by the deputy warden and his and Company, manufacturers of phar­ attention to classical studies at Notre assistant, the students were conduct­ maceutical and biological products. Dame has justified some modification ed on a tour of the great penitentiaiy. of the curriculum. Among the many things of interest The chief changes are as follows: which they saw were the workshops, laundry, kitchen, dining halls, cells, Freshman Latin to consist of a sur­ hospital, and the solitary confinement vey of Latin literature, with exten­ ward. What attracted them most, sive reading of the chief authors rep­ however, was the electrocution cham­ resentative of each period. Students ber v/here each student took his turn will be given an opportunity to study at sitting in the chair. the development of Latin as a liter­ ary instrument and as an important Inspection of the prison was inter­ and significant phase of world litera­ rupted at noon while the guests were ture. At the same time, there will dined in the prison hospital. Enter­ be a persistent effort to develop an tainment was also p^•o^^ded by several ability to read Latin extensively. The of the penitentiary inmates who ROBERT F. ERVIN authors whose works are repi'esented proved quite adept at playing the Leads the march on Detroit. in this sui"vey are those whose wiit- guitar and the mandolin. A song ings are important and significant. and dance act was put on by one of Detroit. Approximately thirty-five The acquaintance afforded by this the lifers. students will constitute the party sui-vey Avill enable the student to which will leave South Bend at 11:00 form some estimate of* the author as After the entire prison had been material for future study. . . toured, the students were taken sev­ a. m. Sunday, April 28th, and return eral miles away to the prison farms. here Tuesday evening, April 30th. Arrangements have been made with J atin f ""• Sophomores, Juniors, and Of greatest interest to them there Seniors: Completion of the survey was the efficiently-run dairy. the Grand Trunk Railway for a special car through to Detroit and course entitles the student to select The visitors left the prison verj"- return. The round-trip fare is |6.00 a gi'eater variety of authors for more much impressed by the clean, smooth- and lunch will be served on the train intensive reading and study. The running, and congenial atmosphere at a minimum rate. Upon arrival in classes offered will prove quite ade­ of both it and the farm. Detroit, Sunday evening, the party quate for those who intend to major in Latin. Students who intend to The pui-pose of the trip was to will be met by Parke, Davis repre­ sentatives who will take charge of major in other departments will also provide the students with some prac­ find that the classes offered are able tical knowledge of the running of a the group. Hotel accommodations, meals, transportation in the city, and to contribute valuable background prison and the handling of its in­ for their chief interest. The present mates. some entertainment will be furnished gratis by Parke, Davis. AVhile in the plan calls for classes in the following city, the students will probably stay subjects: Roman Philosophy, litera­ Indianapolis Harvard Club at the Statler Hotel. ture, law, and histoiy. Offer Scholarships For 1935-36 All members of the Pharmacy Club Next year, alternative courses will are eligible to make the trip, then be offered so that Latin may be elect­ The Harvard Business School Club senior and junior Pre-Med students, ed by Juniors and Seniors, who, as of Indianapolis is offering a §300.00 respectively, are next in order of eli­ Sophomores took courses which will scholarship to the Harvard School of gibility. Since only about thirty-five be offered this year. For example, Business Administration for the students may be taken to Detroit, the under "Roman Philosophy," Lucre­ school year 1935-36. Graduates of number of juniors going will depend tius, "De Rerum Natura," and the Indiana colleges or college graduates upon how many senior Pre-Med and Latin Fathers will be taught in 1936- resident in Indiana are eligible to Pharmacy students have already 37. apply, and the award will be made signed up for the trip. Besides Dr. It is to be noted that while most of on necessity of financial aid, scholar­ L. H. Baldinger, head of the Phar­ the courses to be offered are already ship, and character. macy Department, it is expected that taught, the chief change is the fact In addition, two scholarships in one or two other faculty members that all classes above the freshman the field of Public Administration are will go. level are opened to students as elec- offered by the General Alumni As­ While in Detroit, a thorough inspec­ tives on the basis of their own inter­ sociation. Competition for these is tion will be made of the research est in the type of subject matter open to students from all parts of laboratories and manufacturing units. treated by the Latin authors. the country, but officials of the local Trained guides Avill show the raw In the absence of the Reverend club will recommend candidates to materials, methods and machines em­ Peter E. Hebert, C.S.C, Professor the Scholarship committee of the ployed in making different medicines, John P. Turley is acting head of the Business School. and explain the research being car­ Classics department. Applications must be in the hands ried on by expert scientists. On Tues­ of the local committee by May 10. day morning, April 30th, buses will Information concerning the scholar­ transport the party to Parkdale, the ins, antitoxins, etc., will be demon­ ship may be secured from R. F. biological farms maintained by Parke, strated. The group will leave for Mead, 407 Hampton Di-ive, Indianap­ Davis. Here the various processes South Bend at 1:3-5 p. m. the same olis, Ind. necessary in producing vaccines, tox- day. cApril 12, 193 5 F iv e ST. MARY'S ORCHESTRA rOUTICIANS PREPARE IS HEARD FROM CANPDS FOR CLASS ELECTIONS

In the regular Wednesday half- While campus political machines hour broadcast, on April 3, at 8:30 s\\Ting into action to prepare for the p.m., the St. Mary's College concert coming spring elections, candidates orchestra presented a program of for the senior class presidency paused popular light classics. Opening with Thomas Jerome "Red" Walsh long enough in their vote-getting last the stirring Hungarian March, .played comes from Elmhurst, Queens Bor­ week to pay a splendid, and well in excellent fashion, the program con­ ough, New York and has the distinc­ merited tribute to a deceased class­ tinued with a piano selection by tion of managing four teams, sleep­ mate, Joe Sullivan, captain-elect of Elinor Ash, and with two solos by ing tlu'ough eight o'clock classes and the football team, who died in a New Jane Moore, soprano, who sang "My rooming •s^n[th a Pre-Med. York hospital, March 20. Beautiful Lady," and "Loveliest of Thomas Jerome attended Brooklyn Trees." By joint agreement, the three lead­ Prep where he not only was a dele­ ing candidates for the presidency, Fi-idaj- afternoon, April 5, at 4:30, gate to all the conventions for the Henry Dendler, Joseph Waldron, and the Rev. James E. Kline, C.S.C, was Howard Cusack, agreed to appoint interviewed by Jim Boyle, student Sullivan as honorary president of the announcer, on "Constellations in the class of '36, no matter who won the Western Hemisphere." Father Kline actual position. The plan was pro­ gaA'e a brief, non-teclinical descrip­ posed to the three men by Lou Hans- tion of the solar system, and ex­ man, and each of the three pledged plained the location of several of the himself to thus honor the memory of more important constellations. his late classmate, in the event of Thomas F. Konop, Dean of the election. All agreed that it was a College of Law, was featured on the fitting tribute to "Sully," a man who thirteenth of the series of campus had been one of the most popular i-adio broadcasts, Monday afternoon students in his class. at 4:30. Tlie speaker was inter- The action taken by the three can­ \iewed on the "Citizen's Loss of didates is unique and unparalleled Eights." l-.l(HOZr,3t in the history of campus politics. It "For sources of our rights go to Propagation of the Faith, but also will be ^a bright spot in what will history. All are derived from com­ made speeches and traveled as far probably develop into one of the clos­ mon law of England," Mr. Konop west as Chicago. It was here that he est and most bitterly contested senior said in opening his discussion. In became magnetized by the mid west­ class elections in recent years. reply to further questioning he ern culture and almost lost his New The first wave of political door­ added, "Not only are our rights men­ York accent. knockers and blotter distributors in tioned, but they are given in full Upon entering Notre Dame Tom the Sophomore class are getting un­ detail in our Federal and State con­ became one of the tobacco chewing stitutions." Freshman managers, and, as he says, der way with a vengeance. At pres­ his greatest blow came when licorice ent there are three full tickets in the was substituted. field with the prospect of a three cor­ Jack Russell's Orchestra nered battle in the primaries. To Play for Engineers He is now manager of Minor Sports, and has the reputation of "Skip" Cormier, who successfully Jack Russell's orchestra, wliich re­ managing the only undefeated team. engineered the cause of Hal Miller in cently completed an engagement at In fact he manges the only team that last year's balloting, is uniting with the Congi-ess Hotel in Chicago, has can eat at six a.m. and still win all Jim Bacon and the McNally brothers been engaged to play for the Engi­ its matches. Mr. Walsh is a firm be­ in an effort to swing the presidency neers' Formal, on the evening of May liever in the hospitality of Kenton, to Marty Burns. Running with Burns 3. Bids to the dance are priced at Oliio, and even rates Mount St. Jo­ are Ed Lynaugh, and George Lane. two dollars and they may be arranged seph higher than Sweetbriar. This faction is replete with backers for by consulting any member of the But Tom is not onljj^ interested in and seems particularly strong in" Mor- Engineers' Club. the managing side of athletics as he rissey Hall. has won the 107 handball champion­ Russell's music was formerly heard Opposing the "Come-Back" group at the Canton Tea Gardens, at the ship and on several occasions has walked from Niles. is a ticket headed by Walter Nien- Grotto Cafe, of Chicago, and as sev­ aber, a virtual new-comer to the po­ eral other mid-western resorts. He has been busily studying for the Economics comprehensive and litical scene. On this ticket, for the after leaving in June hopes to make class officer berths are. Jack Gillespie, LAW BANQUET the airways safe for all. Bob Wilke and Edward Boyle. (Continued from Page 2) A third party, dark-horse ticket is of witticisms were heartily appre­ Attention running Larry O'Donnell for presi­ ciated. The Society of Saint Vincent de dent, with Thomas Foy, Thomas John W. Locher, junior, delivered a Paul wishes to call an important item Hayes and Dan Hennessey making up short eulogy on Colonel Hoynes. Loch­ to the attention of the student body the rest of the slate. This group er pointed oat how Col. Hoynes, a for this week. seems to be relying on the personal graduate of Michigan, came to Notre The quarterly drive for discarded strength of O'Donnell, who is con­ Dame when he was Imown as one of clothes will be carried on today, to­ ceded a strong chance for the presi­ the best attorneys in the northwest. morrow and Sunday. Representatives dency. Dean Konop also spoke by way of vn&. canvass all halls, and clothing, The apparent lack of interest, so augmenting Locher's eulogy -with sev­ regardless of condition, will be wel­ manifest last February, is again the eral of his personal experiences with political bogey-man confronting fresh- comed and appreciated. Signs in each (Continued on Page 23) the late Dean Emeritus. hall specify the hall representatives.

IX 'the Scholastic DEBATERS LEAVE FOR College Parade NONOGRAH NEN WORK TOUR THROUGH EAST With Vincent Gorman ON STAGE PRODUCTION GO-GETTERS! A negative team of the Varsity Graced by a star-studded cast and Debate squad went east this week The progressive gentlemen of Villa- a sparkling bevy of dancing cuties, for a series of three debates. Pro­ nova-go places without wasting time. the 1935 edition Monogram Club fessor William Coyne, coach, took Not content with taking the laurel Jamboree went into its third week John Locher and Joseph Becek to for an unusually successful Senior of rehearsal before it treks to the his­ Cleveland last Wednesday where they Ball (before Lent)—Dorsey Brothers' toric boards of Washington Hall on orchestra at $3.50 a couple—the Jun­ iors announced their Prom arrange­ ments last week. Isham Jones is to supply the music—and for the bene­ fit of those of us who had been hope­ ful the date is May 10! Costs— $4.00, limited to tivo hundred t

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A North Carolina State contest for the most popular prof had to be held over for a second week because the number of votes cast was too small to be representative.

REFORM GEORGE DEMETRIO Ohio State's Student Senate has He is a merry stooge. JOSEPH BECEK approved a plan to abolish the dis­ Three debates in three days. gusting situation in class elections. the evenings of May 4 and 5. Im- It is designed to "bring about a pressario Mike Layden offers to remained two days and then jour­ ivholesome and efficient class organi­ Notre Dame and the public a car­ neyed to Pittsburgh today. zation." Only three class officers— nival of song, comedy, and drama— presidents of the senior, junior and a bushelful of amusement—in one In Cleveland on Wednesday eve­ sophomore classes^—are provided for. ear-tickling musical extravaganza- ning the Notre Dame team met an By eliminating the other class posts Witty lines from gifted pens con­ affirmative team from John Carroll which have little or no puruose ex­ tribute their share to the evenings' University. There was a critic deci­ cept that of "bait," they hope to clean marrymaking. From the pens of sion rendered by Professor Francis up the mud of campus politics. Prof. Vincent Fagan and Dean James Grose of Notre Dame College, South E. McCarthy, annual contributors to Euclid, Ohio. And for the attempt itself we sa­ lute them! the carnival of fun and frolic, come On Thursday, the Blue and Gold • ooOoo a sMt of the same sterling caliber of men debated Western Reserve in an other years. Prof. Daniel O'Grady audience decision contest, the results Suggests a scribe on the Syracuse pours his pungent Irish humor into of which have not been made known. Orange: "As lonn as Huey Long is several skits which are so meritorious thinking of running for president that the Monogram Club wishes to This evening Notre Dame is debat­ luhy not let W. C. Fields mn against make public acknowledgment to Prof. ing the University of Pitsburgh in him; he's a lot funnier." Throw in O'Grady. Pittsburgh. This is a non-decision Stoopnagle, Budd and the Marx Bros, debate. Upon the shoulders of master of for a real show. ceremonies, Chris Matthews, falls the The debaters undertook one of the mantle of outdoing the 1933 perform­ most difficult schedules that a Notre SCIENTIFIC ance of Notre Dame's contribution to Dame team has had in seevral years. A biology prof at Piedmont (Cal.) Hollyivood, Nick Lukats. With the Of twenty-two critic judge decisions, High School announced that all the aid of his meny stooge, George De­ Notre Dame won fifteen and lost boys and girls in his class would par­ metrio, and one and only J. Arthur seven. Of three audience decisions, ticipate in a test to determine whether* Haley, Chris has worked out a scin­ Notre Dame won two and lost one. microbes are transmitted by kissing. tillating thi-ead to keep the show There w^ere three non-decision de- Enthusiasm and interest for the class moving. sbate, the results of which are not as was so great that rumor had it alum­ Ghosts haunt Walsh's corridors to­ yet known. ni were returning for postgraduate night as the effective Eay Keating Avork. On the day of the test the at­ and the bombastic T. Jefferson Foley tendance was perfect. Each student rehearse their ghost act in the Jam­ MET CLUB was given a little pad of sterilized boree's version of "Hamlet." This (Continued from Pase 3) cloth, instructed to kiss his pad and skit is featured not, as Shane Leslie's daub it on a microscopic slide. That version, with a triple-decker stage, lights on the Met Club's activities— was all—except that it was later an­ but wnth a double-decker ghost which one man was found who was chair­ nounced the test showed positive re­ makes Shakespeare's masterpiece man of the minor committee at the sults. more masterful. Christmas dance, when approached ooOoo Comedy subsides when the world he claimed he had heard nothing premiere of the song composed by about the appointment until Feb. 1. When the dean of Gettysburg col­ the Eev. Thomas Burke, C.S.C, en­ The list further reveals that the gen­ lege on leaving a dance found his titled, "Joe Sullivan" is presented to eral chairman of the Christmas Dance car occupied by a romantic couple, the public. Written in Taemoxy of . is not a paid member of the organiza­ he tipped his hat graciously and the late captain-elect of the 1935 tion. walked his wife home. (Continued on Pa,sre 18) cApril 12, 1935 Seven NOVEL EDUCATION PLAN REV. HUGO H. HOEVER Dome Dust PROPOSED AT CHICAGO By William Tourney TO LECTURE TONIGHT

The Rev. Hugo H. Hoever, O.Cist., College education in this country Nick's Back Yard lias experienced a wide swing of the will give a lecture in Wasliington pendulum from the narrow curricu­ In the interims between champion­ Hall, this evening at 8 o'clock under lum of the 19th century, the same ship boxing shows, ice hockey games, the auspices of "Der Deutsche Ver- for all students, to the unrestricted circuses, basketball games, track ein;'! elective system of the early part of meets, polo games, auto shows and Father Hoever will talk on Teresa this century in which no two stu­ horse shows, and in the frequent Neumann, the stigmatized girl at Kon- dents carried the same program of periods when the Garden's Mr. John­ nersreuth,. a town in Upper Bavaria, studies. Colleges today are trying son cannot agree with the gentle­ Germany. The: title of his lecture to iind the middle ground between men who comprise New York's box­ will be "The' Marvelous Events at Konnersreuth - and their Interpreta­ these two extremes. The latest at­ ing committee, the newspaper men tion." ; tempt, (the most revolutionaiy of of the metropolitan dailies assigned to do five hundred words a day on all) is the Chicago College Plan, de­ Five' years, ago Father Hoever the activities centering around Eighth spent a week at Konnersreuth and scribed in a i-ecent book under this Ave, and 49th St. scratch their heads visited at the home of Teresa Neu­ title by Chauncey Samuel Boucher, • in vain and then release the original mann. He will give an account of Ph.D., Dean of the College at Chi­ six hundred words about the modern the strange phenomena he Avitnessed cago University. feats of engineering and master or­ there and explain their significance. In bx-ief, the new plan provides for ganization that can change the Father Hoever came to this coun­ the scrapping of the seventy-odd de­ smooth ice of the Eangers into a try from Germany four j'ears ago partments into wliich the undergrad­ steeply banked saucer for the Cun­ and has been on the staff of the Notre uate college at Chicago has become ninghams and Nurmis to break rec­ Dame faculty since 1932. divided, and setting up instead, four ords on. Divisions, namely, 1. The Humanities, Now please understand, here in the Korzeneski Speaks to The 2. The Social, 3. The Physical, and beginning, that we have no issue with Wranglers on Polish Hero 4. The Biological Sciences. Course the i-eporters in their choice of ma­ credits are done away with entirely terial; the point is that while reading and the only requii-ements on stu­ The Wranglers Society heard an the same stuff for the nth time last address on dictators last week when dents of the lower di\asion, the Col­ week, we casually remembered some lege, (what used to be called the the president, Arthur Korzeneski, of the recent attractions at our ovm spoke on "Pilsudski the Man." Junior College) is satisfactory per­ field house. formance on seven comprehensive Throughout his talk, Korzeneski examinations, each talcing six hours, In that vein of reviewing, Ave call stressed the main features in the life a morning and afternoon session. your attention to the preseason ca­ of the Polish marshal from his con­ Four of these examinations are on vorting of Jake Klein's infielders, finement in a Siberian prison camp the four fields of knowledge named Jim Byrne's boxers, and the Touche- during the war to his rise in Euro­ above, one on English and the other ing of the ^actorious fencing team. pean politics until he is now dictator two elective primarily preparatory Then, that very evening, a few as­ of Poland. for advanced work in any of the four sorted schools, in good standing with He pointed out how this man had Divisions. • The North Central Association, Avill stormed Warsaw with his troops in come down from Michigan and let May, 1926, and had ousted in dis- The facilities of the College are their best_ shot putters vie with gi'ace a parliament consisting of car­ at the disposal of the students to pre­ Nick's Don Elser; and if you think petbaggers and mountebanks who pare them for these examinations, we guys have to stand two hours to had bankrupt the country. Pilsudski notably, four Introductory General witness the making of a sound mind established a dictatorship de facto Courses running all year in the four in a B.R.T. body, you're crazy: Mc­ consisting of himself and his little fields of knowledge, two of which are Allister's stooges have put the Gar­ group of loyal colonels who have commonly carried by all students den to shame in their hasty erection been associated with him since the each year. Students, however, may of the bleachers. beginning of his career, but Poland take these examinations leading to And now,—^here's a swell chance will not have, a dictatorship de jure the College certificate whenever they to make another crack at the na­ as long as he lives. are ready for them. - The same is tive's Indiana weather, but we pass true of the Comprehensive Examina­ it up—while the new tennis courts tions leading to the Bachelor degree, are shedding water from their red Italian Club thus making pro\asion for individual clay backs, a tennis net has been John Busichio, President of the differences on both levels. One nine­ erected on the basketball court for Italian club, announced that the next teen year old student is reported to the benefit of the rushing-the-season meeting of the club will be held in have completed the w-ork,_for a.de­ tennis team. But their's is to pro­ Walsh Hall basement, the evening of gree in five quarters, i.e., one and pose, and Keogan's to dispose, for Wednesday, April 10. Plans for the two-thirds years of college study. they have to share the afternoon annual spring banquet will be cpm- with the Doctor's spring practice net pleted. What is to be thought of the plan squad. and what is its promise for the im­ arid his friends. Francis is a new provement of collegiate education? So there, Mi*. Johnson, we don't. man since he came back from Chica­ The first thing in its favor is^ that it think your emporium is so hot after go. (The others were always like places the responsibility for educa­ all. And here, Mr. McAllister, is a that, Eleanor.) He is still wearing tion of later adolescents where it be­ blow for you and the "gang who made that pressed suit that used to be re­ longs, namely, squarely upon the this column possible. served, for football weekends and St. shoiilders of the students themselves. R. S. V. P. Mary's girls. - At one fell sti-oke, the greatest in­ Dear Mr. and Mrs. Art, Jarret: ; So thanks again, and we.hope we'll cubus weighing heavily upon Ameri- You don't know how Soi'in Hall ap: air be seeing you. (Continued on Pase 21) ' : preciates your kindness to Fran Dunn —D. D. Eight : - The S cholasitc Voice of theCampus THE WECr Br William A. Kennedr April 8 Editor of THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Sorin Hall. Tonight at Eight 54,000 letters in his pocket and for­ Dear Sir: getting to mail them when he flew White shoes may make their ap­ over the Pole on Jan. 30, Jim Quinn, :,Might an appeal be made, through pearance, the sun may shine, buds in St. Ed's, sits back and regards his the medium of THE SCHOLASTIC, to may blossom, and the "windows may own letter, which he received last those who are in charge of supplying be washed, but nothing so points the week. On the envelope is stamped the student body with speakers, that these words: This letter has been de­ tliey find some more desirable audi­ coming of warm weather, Easter, layed one year because of difficulty in. torium in which both the speaker and June, and vacation time as do the his audience may give full attention night-after-night shows in Washing­ transportation from Little America, to the matter under discussion? Antartica. It is postmarked January ton Hall. 31, 1934. I refer, of course, to the atmos­ phere of Washington Hall where Now it is that the band forsakes its everything seems to combine to dis­ second floor turmoil for its first con­ tract the speaker and his listeners. cert of the season. Now it is that the Gull Trouble glee club, and the symphony orches­ Noise from the "rec" rooms with With the return of fair weather, their blaring radios, pounding pianos, tra, and any other group that pre­ and yelling pool-players is most dis­ tends to entertain, takes the rostrum the sea-gulls are again flying over concerting. Add to this the inter­ and gives its all for the boys who, from Michigan City and having a mittent racket of the patented ven­ for some vague reason might fear time of it on Brother Leo's Farm. tilators, and the barn-like lack of town. heat and you have, to my mind, an Now it is, too, that celebrities with­ Each time Brother Leo gives feed atmosphere least conducive to any in yanking distance are roped in and to the pigs, down swoop the gulls and manner of education or entertain­ put on display. In short, now is the eat it. Meanwhile, he stands by and ment. time that professors lay on the work rages. There is, as you probably It is puzzling that this situation and Washington Hall puts pn its know, a law against shooting sea­ should still exist when the University brightest lights with a joyous "come gulls. There's no law against bashing is foi-tunate enough to have such one, come all; hey nonny nonny, and their heads in, but it's too much work. modern arrangements for the proper who are the professors anyway?" reception of visiting lecturers as those found in both the Law Build­ Go, therefore, to the^ entertain­ ing and the Engineering Building. ments. Go and see the band, the glee Disclosure This may, perhaps, bring forth an club, the symphony, the Paulists, the "Build a better mousetrap and the answer to my problem. lecturers, the singers, dancers and world will beat a path to your door," players. Go, and tell your professors Very trulv yours, where you were, and see if deep down or something like that. Gentlemen, it's "Perplexed." in their hearts (very deep down), a lie. they can really hold you responsible for the work of the past several and About ten or twelve years ago. Calendar future weeks. Father Sheier taught classics here. He lived on campus, and therefore it was the most natural thing in the Friday, April 12 world that he should one day invent Rehearsal, Symphony Orchestra, Actor a mousetrap. It was a good mouse­ 7:00 p.m. Washington Hall; baseball, Mr. Charles Coburn, distinguished trap, too, because every time a mouse 3:00, Ohio State vs. Notre Dame at actor-manager of "The First Legion," went in the first compartment, the Cartier Field. suddenly gave a' lecture here Monday door shut and he went into the sec­ Saturday, April IS afternoon. Catching it in mid-air, so ond compartment, whereupon the sec­ Movie, Washington Hall, 6:45 and to speak, we followed it backstage ond door shut and the first opened 8:15 Joe Pehner in "College Ehythm." and heard a repeat performance. again and another mouse came in. And so on ad infinitum or the end One remark made by Mr. Coburn Siinday, April lA of the mousetrap. Masses, Sacred Heart Church, 6:00, stays with us. "There is no use in 7:00, 8:00 and 9:00 a.m. Benediction, kidding ourselves," he said, "there is Well anyway, there was a better, no Theatre-today." 7:00 and 7:30. Glee club concert, mousetrap, and did the world beat a 8:00 p.m.; Washington Hall. Plays are written with one eye on a path to his door? Whyj we don't even movie adaptation. New York audi­ know what door it was, much less find Monday, April 15 ences, being transient for the most a path beaten to it. Piano recital, Washington Hall, part, are abnormal and consequently We-just thought we'd tell you, in 8:00 p.m.- the plays must be abnormal. That is case you intended following adages why a successful New York produc­ Tuesday, April 16 this summer. Don't do it. Meeting of the St. Vincent de tion is often a flop on the road. Paul society, K. of C. rooms, Walsh Movies he can't stand, mainly because Hall, 6:45; Economics Seminar, Law he is always w^ay ahead of the story Building, 6:30; Symphony orchestra, and cannot wait for the actors to Top of the Week rehearsal, Washington Hall 7:00 p.m. catch up with him. Lecture by Shane Leslie, "Four Real Ed Van Huisseling's fine write-up Ghost Stories," Washington Hall, on Marcy and the Bengal bouts. Mar- 8:00 p.m. Delayed cy's prolonged tour of the campus, Wednesday, Api-il 17 While all the hullabaloo goes on in clipping in hand, looking for the Easter vacation begins at noon. Washington about Byrd's having writer. cApril 12, 1935 '^ine ever, be the only motive in supporting a candidate for The Notre Dame Scholastic office. Friendship should; play an. important part, and re­ Disee Quasi Semper Victuriis Vive Quasi Cras Morihirus spect and admiration of the candidate himself should be FOUNDED 1S65 requisites for support. THE SCHOLASTIC is published 26 times during the school year at the University of Notre Dame. Address manuscripts to editor, 119 Sorin During the past two weeks a group of seniors dis­ Hall, Notre Dame, Indiana. regarded and ignored- the peculiar character of campus politics, and, by their, actions, intimated that it was, for JOHN D. CARBINE Editor-in-Chief them, a serious business. The president of the class was, EDWARD J. VAN HUISSELING Managing-Editor for obvious reasons, unable to appoint to office his trusted Associate Editors friends who had successfullj'- managed Ms campaign.. JOSEPH A. BUCCL Chief Associate Editor When the myriad of political lieutenants and underlings ROBERT F. ERVIN. LOUIS H. HRUBY ROY O. SCHOLZ saw this, they immediately set up a clamor for responsible positions which, by their very hue and cry, they showed Departmental Editors themselves unfit to hold. Friendship and respect should WILLIAM A. KENNEDY. 1 The Week WILLIAM H. TOUMEY. Dmne Dust be essential to the supporting of a candidate for presi,- VINCENT A. GORMAN. JR ; College Parade dent of his class. When the man.whom these politicians MITCHELL C. TACKLEY Graduate Assistant had elected, was harassed on all sides by innumerable Neivs Staff difficulties these men, instead of showing friendship and JOHN J. MORAN .. News Editor respect, pestered him with their insulting demands for in­ CLIFFORD F. BROWN Assistant NCJVS Editor ANDREW D. HUFNAGEL .: Assistant NStvs Editor significant positions and even threatened him with phy­ ROBERT L. GROGAN. JOSEPH RATIGAN sical violence. PAUL FOLEY:: IRWIN L. GOLDMAN PAUL BIAGIONI FREDERICK SHANLEY ANTHONY F. O'BOYLE. FRANKLYN HOCHREITER These men apparently lost sight of the fact that the BERTRAM SMITH LOUIS DA PRA purpose of the spring elections- is to elect the president LINDSAY PHOEBUS 1 HARRY A. BALDAVIN of the class and not the head of a political machine. The JOHN A. GILLESPIE president's first duty is to the class, and his second in­ Sports Staff cidental duty, if it in no way interferes with the first, is JOSEPH P. PRENDERGAST „ .. ...Sports Editor CYRIL F. STROKER. Assistant Sports Editor to the men who elected him. In this case the duty to the JOHN L. GLANZNER ;..ROBERT J. DONAHUE class seemed to exclude political considerations. By pro- JOHN 1. FLANAGAN : JAMES A; WALDRON EUGENE VASLETT . JOHN CAGKLEY testingin such an ungentlemanly manner against the ex­ JAMES McMULLEN clusion of political consideration, the dissenting seniors Business Managevient showed that they did not Understand^or did not care to JOHN F. STOECKLEY. . ...Graduate Manager understand—^their own duties or the,duties of the pres­ MEMBER ident. ^soctatgd €PolU9iate $rcss

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APRIL 12, 1935 A WELL DESERVED RECEPTION Two outstanding examples of pleasing. one's public came to light this week. The concert of the University FRIENDSHIP AND RESPECT ESSENTIAL on Sunday night was well received by a capacity audi­ ence. On Monday the Paulist Choir gave another one of Campus politics is not a serious husiness. In the final its excellent performances. The members of the band analysis, it is little more than a glorified contest whose have been practicing daily since September. The Paulist prizes are largely illusory. For, as "The Week" so suc­ Choir is universally recognized as one of America's out­ cinctly put it, campus politics serves only to determine standing musical organizations. Both well deserved the the "one forlorn creature who will end up behind the splendid reception they received. American flag on Feb. 22." Sunday night in Washington Hall, the glee club will As illusory as its pilzes may be, however, campus present its annual spring concert. Unfoi-tunately this politics is an activitj'^ which has attracted and fascinated campus musical unit will not make an eastern tour this year, but all reports indicate that the club is up to its many. \ Its benefits over a period of years have far. out^ usual high standard. - weighed.its eAdls. If it has.done nothing else, it has. sensed as a medium for getting the members of the var­ ious classes and clubs well acquainted mth each other. AN EQUITABLE SYSTEM The spoils system seems to be a necessary e\al of This year's underclassmen will receive a choice of campus politics. If a politician manages a fi-iend's cam­ rooms; for next year in accordance with their rank.in paign there is no reason why, other factors being favor­ their class. THE SCHOLASTIC congratulates those in charge able, he should not be rewarded with an appointive posi­ of assigning campus rooms on at least having discovered a tion. The desire for appointive office should not, how­ system which is both equitable and efficient.

en The Scholastic l^NTEDS IRISH BALL-TOSSERS SET FOR OPENER FROA\ TME PRESS BOX AGAINST OHIO STATE NINE TODAY .^-\<> By Edward J. Van Huisseling Many Records Broken TO BROADCAST CONTEST In S. A. C.'s Annual BANKS AND DAY Swimming Carnival Who will compose Notice Dame's Coach Jake Kline's baseball team golf squad this spring is offering will initiate the Notre Dame "spring Under the efficient and capable the Reverend George Holderith, sport season when they encounter the management of Phil Purcell, the Ohio State nine on Cartier Field this C.S.C, coach of the group, no end S.A.C. Swimming Meet was success- afternoon. The game is scheduled to of worry. Old man weather has pre­ fully enacted before a large attend­ get under way at three o'clock. vented the candidates for the team ance, in the South Bend Natatorium, from performing with any great The major problem facing Kline, Monday night. amount of skill. It is generally con­ at this writing, is the scarcity of re- ceded, however, that Captain Johnny Because of the vast number of en­ Banks, Win Daj;^, Pat Malloy, and trants—fifty in all—^it was necessary Herman Green will be among the 10 hold preliminary trials in the f oi-ty regular starters. nnd hundred free stj4e; the sixty yard breast stroke; and the sixtj"^ yard The reputation of "Toots" back stroke. Winners of these were Banks is not limited to the cam­ judged on the basis of time, so as to pus nor restricted by the boun­ pliminate any extra events. daries of the so-called middle Frank Huisking, Metropolitan 220- •west. Johnny is an established yard free style champion, walked off figure at the National Intercol- with honors in the forty yard free leglates held every June in the style, followed closely by Sam Lawler, east. Last June he led the Irish one-half second later. Marguet, after qualifiers with a total of 151 finishing first in the trials, got off to strokes. In the match play he a bad start and failed to place. Last advanced as far as the third year Butler nosed Huisking out by a very narrow max'gin. Vic METTLER round before beingf eliminated His hitting rampage starts today. on the 37th green by Ed White Fergus Kellj'^ showed to advantage of Texas. Previously Johnny had by chalking up a lead-off position for liable pitchers. Matt Themes, who 'toppled Ed Wood of Princeton the 100-yard free style in^ 1:03.2. pitched some fine ball last year, and and Fred Newton of Rollins Col­ Dick Baker swam but four-tenths of Bill Tourney have displayed the best lege. Banks consistently shoots a second slower than Kelly, to cop pitching in practice sessions. These in the low 70s and should be one second place. two men are expected to do most of of the country's leading collegi­ The Huisking brothers, this time the twirling in the early games. Other ate golfers this spring. Ed, New York 100-yard back stroke hurlers maldng a bid for mound ser- titleholder, came to the front again, ince are Beech" and Rydell, a pair of The Irish captain will i-eceive con­ snaring a win in the sixty yard back southpaws, and VanWagner, a lanky siderable aid from Win Day, another stroke. Jim Coon, Buffalo A.C. speed­ right hander. The catching depart­ golfer of national repute. Win has ster, proved to be the 'dark horse' by ment is unusually strong. Frankie dug divots on coui-ses the length and checking in for the runner-up posi­ Gaul and Joe Underkofflei-, both, vet­ breadth of the country. His golfing tions—one and liine-tenths seconds be­ erans, assure much strength behind history dates back to the days when hind the victor. the bat. Gaul appeai-s to hold a slight his father was the president of a edge now. country club. Since those days Win In the final individual race, Paul has been swinging and improving. Doyle and Bill Farrell fought it out In practice sessions the infield has Perhaps his greatest accomplishment for laurels in the sixty yard breast been turning in some nice perform­ was his performance in the National stroke, with the former forging ahead ances. Captain Dunn will play the Amateur at Brookline last fall. He in a tight heat. In '34, Doyle upset initial sack while Dan Cunha will be tied for medal honors in the Chicago the dope by beating Farrell to the the caretaker of the keystone sta­ district qualifying round and was finish with a foot to spare. tion. Harold Reagan holds a slight thus entitled to represent that sec­ The team of Farrell and the two edge at shortstop and Wally From- tion in the finals. At Brookline he Huiskings easily outdistance that of hart, of football fame, is expected survived five rounds before bowing the Baker-Doyle-Burke combine in to start at third base. 'the medlej"" relay. The winning trio to Reynolds Smith, one up at the The outfield is well foi-tified. Ar­ was clocked at 1:10.9. twentieth green. nold Velcheck, Vic Mettler, and Andy In the free style relay, a quartet Pilney are all good hitters and de­ composed of Marguet, Baker, and the .With two such outstanding pendable fielders. performers, aided as they most Huisking brothers established their probably will be by Malloy and supremacy over the - Coy-Kelly-Wil- Ohio State opened their season Green. Notre Dame golfing his- lams-Husung crew. The former mark with a 17-2 \'ictory. This indicates (Continued on Pa.cce 15) (Continued on Pase 16) (Continued on Page 13) cAprll 12, 1935 Eleven Inclement Weather Hampers N.D. BASEBALL SQUAD PLAYS Golfers As Opening Match Nears DURING EASTER WEEK

MEET PURDUE ON APRIL 20 Notre Dame Netsters By Cy Stroker Start Schedule Play Within the next three weeks the After Spring Vacation Notre Dame baseball team will meet By John Cackley the cream of the mid-western baseball Cold weather has thrown quite talent in an effort to better last year's a crimp in the practice sessions of By John Flanagan record and even the score with some of the above mentioned talent for de­ Kotre Dame's highly-touted golf ag­ The 1935 edition of the Notre Dame gregation. The uncertainty as to feats suffered last season. There are tennis squad will make its initial nine games scheduled for the period appearance on the Notre Dame courts ending May 2, consisting of tilts with against the strong aggregation from Purdue, Western State, Chicago, Wabash College Friday April 26. Iowa, Illinois, and Michigan State. This is the first meeting of the two After today's game with Ohio teams on the courts so that past rec­ State, the Irish will meet the Purdue ords cannot compare their strength. nine at Lafayette in a two game ser­ ies next Tuesday and Wednesday. Wabash, always one of the leading The Boilei'makers thoroughly trounced teams in the mid-west, should furnish the Klinemen in the two games last considerable competition for the Irish year by the scores of 14-13 and 9-6. netters. These, however, were played early in the season when the Irish were hav­ The following Tuesday, April 30, ing a hard time finding themselves and were easy prey for most of their the Blue and Gold journey to Bloom- opponents. It is also worthwhile not­ ington where they meet Indiana. The ing that Notre Dame held Purdue for Hoosiers, usually on the upper brack­ four innings of both games before the et of the Big Ten in the final stand­ latter forged ahead. ings, have a good team and it is prob­ The 'next team on the list is West­ able that they will surprise the Irish ern State, which Notre Dame will in this early season encounter. meet at Kalamazoo next Thursday. This is another aggregate that took Notre Dame has several veterans the Irish into camp last year, to the to rely on yet Coach de Landero is tune of 14-7, and the men from Mich­ REV. GEORGE L. HOLDERITH, C.S.C. reticent in promising a'rosy future He, too, plays golf. igan loom as powerful opponents for the Blue and Gold. again this year. Western State is one whether or not there will be snow, Led by Captain Frank Weldon and of those teams which, unheralded, can rain, or sunshine has helped no little paced by such outstanding racquet- cause a lot of trouble on any man's to retard the progress that ordinarily wielders as Cannon, Buchart, Fallon, ball field. would have been made by Captain and Waldron, the campus players By April 20, the Klinemen should Johnny Banks and his mates. So far should give a good account of them­ be hitting their stride and, if so, they only three cards have been turned in selves both in these two matches and Avill be given the opportunity to crack by prospective candidates. Under the the ones to follow. back at Chicago U., whose team they coaching of the Rev. George L. Hol­ will meet in the Windy city on that derith, C.S.C, the 'niblick s\vingers' The schedule has been rearranged date. Among the first teams to defeat are handicapped also to a great ex­ so that the match with Bradley Tech the Irish last year, the Chicago outfit tent by the illness of Banks and Pat has been postponed from April 24 to came out on top Avith a 14-12 score. Malloy—^the latter being a victim of May 5. In the return battle toward the last the 'pest house.' of the season, however, Notre Dame Although as yet no definite varsity BASEBALX, SCHEDULE FOR 1935 swamped their erstwhile conquerors squad has been selected, nevertheless 19-6. If Jake can fill the pitcher's April 12—Ohio State here box with a good hurler, the Irish Malloy, Banks, and Win Day are April 16—Purdue at Lafayette practically sure of a starting position. should make short work of this con­ April 17—Purdue at Lafayette test. Notre Dame vnW play a return In addition there is Bill Cole, Greene, April 18—Western State at Kalamazoo Marbach, Doyle, Pierce, and Harry April 20—Chicago at Chicago engagement with Chicago on Cartier Baldwin that, barring unforeseen dif­ April 2-1—Iowa here Field April 30. ficulties, vrill grace the Irish first April 25—Iowa here On April 24 and 25, Notre Dame string roster. The places vacated by April 27—Illinois at Champaign will play host to the University of Johnny Montedonico, and last year's April 30—Chicago here Iowa nine by playing two games with leader, Vince Fehlig, will have to be May 2—Mich. State at East Lansing May 3—Toledo at Toledo that outfit on consecutive days in filled by experienced veterans. May 4—Ohio State at Columbus Cartier Field. Iowa is another team Opening with Purdue, on April 20, May 6—Indiana here with which the local ball-tossers split the golfers will be kept busy right May 8—Northwestern here last season Avith the Jayhawks ^vin- on through the Easter vacation. Inci­ May 11—Western State here ning the first contest 7-6 and losing dentally Purdue is the only combina­ May 14—Wisconsin at Madison the second by the .impressive margin May 15—Northwestern at Evanston of 19-6. tion to score a win over Notre Dame May 18—^Purdue here in four years of dual competition. The May 31—Wisconsin here For the first time since Coach Irish will continue through the holi- June 1—^Michigan State here Kline took over the duties of guiding (Continued on Page 15) (Continued on Pafte 16) The Scholastic Twelve UNDEFEATED FENCING Purdue Trackmen Slated to Be TEAN GIVEN BANQUET At Cartier Field On April 20

On the evening of April 4 at the Tennis Squad Picked FIRST OF OUTDOOR MEETS LaSalle hotel the Notre Dame Fenc­ ing team closed a most successful sea­ of Tournament Players son with its second annual banquet. By Coach de Landero Passing up both vacation and the The twenty-five members of the vai'- Kansas Relays, the Irish spike artists sity and freshman squad had as their will play hosts to Purdue on Easter guest of honor, Elmer Layden, direc­ Coach Pedro de Landero, Irish tennis mentor, has announced the Saturday, April 20 at Cartier Field. tor of athletics at Notre Dame. Other temporary selection of sixteen men Each team will be attempting its ini­ guests included Mr. Delmar G. Eoos, who will compose the varsity squad tial effort of the outdoor season and chief engineer of the Studebaker Cor­ for the present time. This list of the result seems to hinge a great deal poration; Professors Joseph H. Bott players were chosen on the merit of upon the strength of the two squads and Robert B. Riordan; Mr. John their sho\sang in the fall tournament. Perevilla, and director of publicity, For a number of weeks the racquet- Jo-e'ih Petritz. eers have been working hard indoors El Senor deLandero proved that he on the gym floor and when the is as fine a toastmaster as he is a weather permits, on the asphalt courts coach by carrying off his duties as the behind Cartier Field. Within the next former with accomplished ease. He ten days it is expected to have the introduced Mr. Layden as the prin­ clay courts in shape for practice ses­ cipal speaker of the evening who, in sions. the course of his speech, compliment­ The tentative lineup puts Captain ed the team on their fine showing. Frank Weldon in the number one Captain C. deLandero in a shoi-t ad­ spot, followed by Buchard and Fallon dress thanked his teammates for their in numbers two and three respective­ loyal cooperation, during the year. ly. The latter two are both new­ The speaking program was brought comers to the team and this is their to a close bv short farewells from fii-st season of varsity competition. the seniors of the team: John Caresio, Joe Waldron, Prendergast, and Can­ JACK FRAWLEY John Grosso, Joseph Myron, and John non, all veterans from the 1934 cam­ His nickname, "Bama." Ryan. paign, are scheduled to take care Coach deLandei'o rewarded the of the remaining three positions. in the various field events. Notre two graduating regulars, Caresio and Pressing closely behind the leaders Dame piled up an enAriable record of Grosso, by presenting each A\ath a are McNulty, Specht, Fredericks, four wins and no losses in indoor fancy foil. Each member of the team Havericks, Freeley, Kauffman, Reese, dual meets, while Purdue, though not as well as the manager, Thomas Snooks, Jim Waldron, and Veeraey— quite so successful, is rightly con­ Walsh, was awarded a gold medal by all capable of giving their teammates ceded to give much trouble to the their coach as a personal token of his a fight for one of the starting berths. Nickmen because the Boilermakers appreciation for their splendid co­ The season opens on April 24th, have a team that should be highly operation Avhich made possible such a A\ath Wabash College, who boasts one improved in outdoor competition. ' successful season. of the toughest net aggregations in Irish followers will enthusiastically The winners of the recent fresh­ the mid-west. After this match comes welcome the return of Leo McFarlane man tournament, Victor Mercado, a series of engagements that will find to the cinder paths in this meet. He Tom Doody, and Chai-les Morrow, Notre Dame stacking up against the suffered a severe wrench of his ankle were presented with gold, silver, and best racquet talent of this section. last spring and has not competed in a bronze medals respectively. race since. However the injured pedal has reacted favorably to ti'eat- Interhall Softball League ment and the rangy junior should be OHIO STATE GAME Appears to be Doubtful back in there scoring points aplenty (Continued from Page 11) for the Irish tracksters. an excess of batting power, so the There has been a rather weak re­ Notre Dame pitchers will have to be sponse to the call for hall teams in The time-worn saying that "the at top form in order to turn back baseball and Softball. These spoi-ts proof of the pudding is in the eat­ the slugging invaders. are so difiicult to run because of the ing" applies forcibly to the javelin short time available, the scarcity of throwing of the yet-untried Chick Last year the two teams di\aded Levicki. A sensation in his freshman honors. With the two nines laboring diamonds, and the time required to play a game as well as its dependence year, Levicki unleashed a series of under poor playing conditions here, startling heaves with the long thin Ohio State won 7-5. Notre Dame de­ on weather conditions, that it is nec­ essary to know exactly what teams spear, clearing one toss of 215 feet feated the Buckeyes at Columbus in practice to come within ten feet 5-3. should be considered in the drawing up of schedules. of the American record. Duane Pur­ In his good natured way. Coach vis, of Purdue, Big Ten champion in Kline said, "It looks like a duplica­ Up to this time the following halls this event for the past two years, will tion of last year's Aveather conditions have signed for play: prove to be a great test of the giant but I am hoping that the score won't If any other halls intend playing sophomore's power. be repeated." He then added, "Com­ either game as a league game (many petition for starting positions is keen. challenge games of softball are al­ Notre Dame looks good for a win, Last minute changes may find Under- ready being played), the notice place, and show in the sprints; and koffler catching, Costello playing should be given to the physical edu­ the quarter-mile along with the mile' WSBT, South Bend Broadcasting cation depaitment at once. Play will relay should both be Notre Dame Station, will give a play by play ac­ begin as soon as the diamonds south events. In the half-mile Shells and count of all the Notre Dame home of the Law and Engineering build­ Ducassa will be facing two speedy games this year. ings have been put in condition. (Continued on' Pase 16) c4pril 12, 1935 Thirteen INTRODUCING NiCK TO SPLIT SQUAD FOR PENNDRAKE RELAYS By Joe Prendergast Planted among the monstrous corn was manager, coach, captain, and By Jim McMullen fields of Iowa lies a little settlement second baseman on the best outfit Coach Nicholson has decided to christened Ledyard. This pai'ticular that ever represented Ledyard. When throw the greater force of his pres­ hamlet has been in existence since tsvelve years old, Joe, although still ent track squad into the Drake Re­ way back when the Sioux Indians in eighth grade, was playing second lays. Only Don Elser and John Le- tomahawked their girl friends and base for the high school nine. He \acki are sure to represent the Irish brought them home for dinner. The w-as "the best in town" and two of in the annual Penn Relays at Phila­ population at the time of the last cen­ Ms eighth grade classmates also made delphia, which is down for decision sus totaled 253 inhabitants and one the high school team. This was a on the same date as the Des Moines street corner. common practice in the Iowa belt but aifair, April 26. The Irish mentor In the fall of the year 1913, two the schools had to receive special per- is counting on the eastern and west­ ern competition to prepare his men for the stiff dual meet campaign. Events at Drake and possibly Penn, call out five of the Irish relay com­ binations. The baton passers have been acting up lately, and Coach TUE. SLCOND Nicholson is none too pleased with N.D.MAN PLAYC=D UIGW- their workouts. The nuarter and TROM BRIT]; SCUOOU DASKExT- half mile ouartets, possible entries at IO\A/A DALL-TUt SPORT Philadelphia, are at present com­ Mt LIKE=S DtST posed of Boyle, Jordan, Moore, and Frawley. The mile and two mile teams are still open to considerable debate and alterations, though Shiels, Ducassa, Cavanauoih, and McGrath look rather certain in the latter. The four mile combination will be Gott, McKenna, Hennessey, and Leo Mc- Farland. Leo has been responding ex­ SWINGS A cellently to treatment and is raring WlCKtD BAT to go. Captain Vince Murphy and George Meagher, the old dependables of Nick's squad, will compete in the m PRiDL or high and bi-oad jumps this year at DRITT rooT- Drake in place of Penn. Last sea­ BALL FANS son their efforts at Philadelphia were plenty good for the winning ribbons out west, though they onlv garnered HKtS UlS SLULP a second and third. In the eastern meet Levicki will make Ms first ap­ pearance with the javelin and discus, and Don Elser mil toss the shot. Don v7ound up fifth, several notches be­ hind the great Jack Torrence, of Louisiana, as Des Moines last April. Included in the annual enti-ies to the Drake Relays are the cream of the mid and far western schools. The UNDERKOFFLi Irish vdll meet representatives from such tough customers as Louisiana State, U.CJ-,.A., Purdue, Texas A. & unprecedented events occurred Avhich mission from the State Athletic M., and Washington State. Nick's the inhabitants were sure gave indica­ Boai'd to do this. When Joe became usual optimism as to the showing of tions of bigger and better things for a fx-eshman in high school the coach the Irish against this classy field is Ledyard in the rosy future. One was was shy a catcher so Underkoffler was lacking, but he is looking foi-ward to the fact that for two Saturdays in a chosen to fill the gap. He came along the Des Moines get-together as a row the general store had sold mighty fast and developed into a ca­ proving ground for future meets. twentj'-five sacks of baking flour and pable receiver. the other was the birth of Joseph Murray Underkoffler. The stern, old He w^as a regular guard on the bas­ Fr. Miltner Speaks residents of Ledyard may have had ketball team during his freshman and On Thursday evening, April 11, a wrong steer on the first optimistic sophomore years at Ledyard. In the the Rev. Charles C. Miltner, C.S.C, charge but they picked a winner in summer of 1929, the Underkoffler Dean of the College of Ai>ts and Let­ "Little" Joe. family left Ledyard and its surround­ ters, spoke on "Nationalism and War versus Catholicism and Peace," at the Joe began to show the villagers ings to locate in Britt, Iowa—1700 meeting of the Chicago division of what this game of baseball was all population. . the Federated Catholic Alumni As­ about when at the age of eleven he (Continued on Page 24) sociation. Fourteen The SchoUstic NOTRE DANE FOOTBALL CAPT. IVGRATH LEADS NEN WORK ON TINING SPLINTERS IRISH RIFLERS TO WIN (Gontinued from Page 11) It is an unusual sight to see some The Notre Dame rifle team de­ tory might still be in the making. 300 well - conditioned young men feated Howe Military Academy riflers working for rhythm. For the past But two outstanding swingers will not keep any golf team in last Saturday, 861 to 802. This is the few weeks Coach Elmer Layden has second victory of the year that the been instructing all the candidates the running. Where the support that will bolster Banks and Day Irish marksmen have earned over the for next year's "Notre Dame football crack outfit representing Howe. John team in the technique of rhythm or is coming from seems to be the big problem of the moment. "Gunner" McGrath, captain and in­ "timing." The old master, Knute spiring leader of the Notre Dame Rockne, developed it to its highest forces was high man of the meet with his total of 179. Incidently McGrath PERSONAL OPINION has not been defeated this school year The presence of Babe Ruth on the in any meet he has entered. Boston roster will bring sufficient friction.to cause Manager Bill Mc- On the afternoon of April 4, the Kechnie to resig-n after the 1935 cam­ Notre Dame rifle team set down the paign. . . . The St. Louis Cardinals Buchanan riflists in the Notre Dame will repeat as pennant winners but boat house, 875 to 838. The club now the Tigers will drop from their top offers to any student who can meet berth. . . . The Notre Dame golf certain minimum requirements, gold team Avill see its string of consecu­ and silver medals. Details for ob­ tive A\ans broken this spring. . . . taining these rewards can be secured The Dean brothers will not win as from any member of the team or from many games this year but their twirl­ the valiant captain of the organiza­ ing will keep the Cards on top never­ tion, "The Gunner," in his clay pig-' theless. . . . Northwestern will cop eon gallery in Walsh Hall. ANDY PILNEY the Big Ten basketball title next win­ He's a nifty ball-haivk. ter. . . . The Davis Cup ^vill not re­ turn to the United States this year. point of .efficiency and it became N. C. A. Meetingr knowni all over.the country as the The Rev. William F. Cunningham, Notre Dame "shift." Schoolboy Rowe will suffer a C.S.C, and Rev. Charles C. Miltner, Realizing the value that smooth­ slight setback in his pitching suc­ C.S.C., were delegates from Notre cess this year. . . . Lawson Lit­ Dame at the annual meeting of the ness has in developing a powerful of­ tle will not win a major golf North Central Association of Col­ fense, Coach Layden has been drilling title in this country in 1935. . . . leges and secondary schools which his men everyday so that he will be Max Baer will see 1936 come in was held at the Stevens Hotel this able to produce a polished grid ma­ with his heavyweight crown firm­ week. chine in the fall. The coaching staff ly mounted on his head. . . • is also working on the many other Gene Sarazen will win another More than ordinary interests at­ phases of football technique. The major golf title this year. ... taches to this meeting by reason of linemen are learning to block, to A Bradley horse' will win the discussion of the new standards tackle, and to run interference under Kentucky Derby if the track is adopted last year. the able guidance of Joe Boland. dry. . . . The Chicago Golden Over in another section of the field, Gloves champions will defeat the Tom Conley is demonstrating the fine amateur boxers from Italy. . . . COMING BALL GAMES points of end play instilled in him by The Chicago Cubs will finish no (Continued from Page 12) the great Rockne. higher than third place and the Chet Grant and Bill Cerney, with White Sox no better than sev­ Steve Banas and George MelinkoAnch enth. . . . Lefty Dunn will lead Notre Dame's varsity nine, Illinois helping out, are developing backfields the Notre Dame batsmen this appears on the schedule and the game for the Irish which we hope will re­ spring. . . . Princeton's Tigers will be played at Champaign April 30. vive the fear in opposing players will hit the skids on the grid­ Very little is'known about the lUrni wMch existed when the Gipps, Crow- iron next fall (yes. Bill?). . . . so early in the season, but as usual leys, Bi-ills, Schwartzs shifted behind Dizzy Dean 'will not resign at they are rated as one of the top a powerful line. CoachLayden the close of the 1936 baseball groups in the Big Ten conference and has held several scrimmages and is season. ... will, without a doubt, make the Irish fairly satisfied with the results. Al­ work for every run. though co-ordinated blocking is lack­ A dark horse mil win the Arling­ ing, fine defensive play and ball- ton Classic this summer. . . . Win The last team that Notre Dame -will handling have been shown. Day will set a new Wm. Burke meet in the first part of its season Course record before he receives his is Michigan State. On May 2 the sheepskin. . . . Ted Lyons will be the team will travel to East Lansing to leading pitcher on the White Sox meet this outfit which -will prove to Bookmen staff this year. . . . John Le'vdcki -will be one of the toughest that the Irish The Bookmen are now receiving establish a new C.I.C. javelin record will face on the diamond this year- applications for membership. Any in June. . . . Lon Warnecke 'will be Considered to rate as high as any of students interested may apply to the leading Chicago Cub twiiier. . . . the Big Ten teams, the East Lansing- one of the following: Roy Scholz, Notre Dame will win the Indiana men wU be hard to beat. Their abil­ 303 Walsh; Al Loritsch, 307 State golf crown OHIO STATE ity is well shown in the fact that they Walsh; Thomas Cassidy, 157 St. WILL BE THE ONLY TEAM TO defeated Notre Dame last year by the Edward's. DEFEAT THE IRISH GRIDDERS score 8-1 when the Irish were in top NEXT PALL. form. cApril 12, 1935 Fifte en ments of yearling during the past PURDUE TRACKMEN decade prove conclusively that thor­ (Continued from Page 13) On Down The Line oughbred horses are getting larger every year . . . and the largest horse Purdue men, Glendenning and Moore, By Jim McMullen entered in this year's Derby is Shoe­ both members of the two-mile relay less Joe. . . . team which barely trounced the Irish The Master's Open netted the win­ at the Armour Relays a few weeks WILLIE GRIMM, veteran bicycle ning fairAvaj'^ walker around $1500. ago. Elser gets the call in the shot- rider, is another leader of sports, who ... but back in 1913-14 MIKE putting assignment while Layden and entered his game on a dare . . . His Link will try to outstep and outhop BRADY won the Bellaire Open, the brother dared Willie to enter a nov­ Deland Open, and the St. Augustine the flashy Sandbach in both hurdle ice race . . . that was back in '20. races. Open golf tournaments and collected . . . AL BANUET, twice United a total of $375 ... By the way, don't States handball champion, deserted The broad jump will feature an forget that boy when you are rating the rebounding sphere, for profes­ individual battle between George the all-time golfing greats ... In sional boxing . . . Result—two fights Meagher, of Notre Dame, and Chuck 1917, the year the United States \\'ith Al on liis back, both times . . . HoUis, of Purdue. The latter has Open was cancelled because of the now he is failing in his plea for ama­ cleai'ed well over 23 feet this year War, he won seven of the nine major teur reinstatement . . . Probably the while Meagher, although capable of laurels . - . ERNIE JONES, noted world's smallest s\\dmming pool is the better distance, has not been tested golf pro, gets a little bored with the one set up by ROLAND' TEGT- in many meets thus far. "Gloomy game now and then . . . the other day MEIER, to get in training for the Nick" was considerably impressed he sat down and drove the white pel­ summer's competition ... It is a last Saturday in team trials when let 200 yards . . . ever try it? . . . twelve by five foot tank and has an Vince Murphy returned to form There were more than 100,000 re­ old inner tube fastened at one end after a prolonged slump, to climb quests for tickets at 10 rubles each, in which to imprison his feet and over the high stick at six feet six for the chess tournament held recent­ give Mm an "aquatic treadmill" ef­ inches. ly at Moscow . . . Remember MIKE fect . . . JACK REDMOND, the Ai-i- McTIGUE, the gi-eat old light hea^^y- zona cowboy who is trying for a weight champion? He engaged in catching berth with the Washington SWIM MEET more than 400 bouts, but the onlj"^ Senators, yells "Yipee" every time he (Continued from Page 11) mark visible on his body is a slightly catches a third strike . . . TOM YAW- mashed ear . . . The amateur welter­ KEY, owner of the Boston Red Sox, was 1:25.5, three-tenths of a second weight champion of New Yoi-k City maintains a New York penthouse faster than their adversaries. is JOHNNY CLINTON ... and Jolm- with 14 rooms, and five batlis . . . Bud Hauck garnered individual nv's right leg is only half the size TORCHY PEDEN, six day biker, eats honors by annexing first place in both of his right . . . JIMMY WILDE, nine times a day . . . JIMMY LON- the Mgh and low board diving. Pat one time flyweight champion of the DOS is planning a South American Quigley and Jack McGurl finished in world, is the president of a newly- tour . . . some say it is probably a the order of number two and three organized boxer's union in England. sti-ategic time for the Greek grap- respectively. Hauck barely staved . . . speaking of unions and such, pler to leave . . . %A'ith the Irishman off Quigley on the high platform, soccer is governed by the interna­ Dan O'Mahoney floating around the 186.6 to 186.4 points. Bill Burns, tional football federation, wHch in­ big towni. . . . pre-favorite in the plunge, lived up cluded nine countries when it was to advance expectations when, with organized in 1904 and today repre­ Latest DIZZY DEAN rumors say 50 feet Vo inch he edged in front of sents 52 countries. . . . that the New York Giants are gun­ Joe Messick by 5V2 inches. Bob ning for him . .' . seems that Dizzy Biyan, ex-Central High flash, placed Just for your private information used the old bean ball too often at a third. "JAKE THE SNAKE" PENTY is few of their members . . . FRANKIE likinsr "Omaha" an a-wful lot in the FRISCH broke into the big time as fast approaching- Kentucky Derby. a "cow-handed switch-hitter" . . . GOLFERS HAMPERED TOM ZACHARY, veteran pitcher meaning he batted cross handed and (Continued from Page 32) of Brooklyn, has never pitched a sin­ from either side of the final platter. . . . BIG BILL TILDEN has given up gle inning in the minors . . . this will days encountering Wayne at Detroit be his eighteenth season ... In Yugo­ the autograph art . . . claims it weak­ ens the muscles in his right hand . . . on April 22, and the University of slavia last year, BIRGER RUUD set Detroit a day later. All these matches the record for the sky jump—301.76 California has 22 native sons in big league uniforms . . . According to a will be on foreign links, while the ini­ feet . . . BILL BORRIES, young tial home engagement has been brother of Buzz, famous Navy pig- Phoenix paper, SLAPSIE MAXIE ROSENBLOOM was so surprised carded, on a return setto with De­ skinner, recently failed to pass the troit, the 27th of this month. optical tests necessary for admittance when a recent opponent was counted in the Academy . . . JACK ADAMS, out that he ran to his foe's corner Wayne University provides the pilot of the Detroit Hockey club for when they had revived him and in­ only newcomers to the Gold and Blue eight years, has never had a written quired, "Say, you ain't foolin', are schedule. Although capturing a pair contract with JAMES NORRIS, SR., you?" . . . GUY BUSH is said to be of wins from the Titans in the '34 president . . . Madison Square Car- resenting strongly the remark of liis campaign, nevertheless Detroit is den was quite pleased with its latest former teammate, GABBY HART- looked to furnish a real threat to the hockey season . . . they have installed NETT, that "Guy is losing his stuff" Green, when they clash in a few a piping system now, that can form . . . VINES, LOTT, STEPHEN, anH weeks. Purdue since chalking up that an ice surface three quarters of an GLEDHILL are going to make $25,- memorial victory three years ago— inch thick in only five hours . . . the 000 for three four-night stands in breaking a consecutive issue of "20 late FRANK McGEE, of Ottawa, Russia soon . . . where's that man conquests — have never been unesti- scored 16 goals in one Stanford hock­ Tilden? . . . Three hundred carpen­ mated by the Irish. From advance ey match, seven of them in three min­ ters worked from midnight Saturday reports, leaking out of the Boiler­ utes ... the St. Louis Browns lost till noon Sunday, in erecting Madison makers' camp, they ^vill again boast 51 games last season by a margin of Square Garden's six-day bike track one of the mid-Avest's top-ranking only one run . . . Accurate measure- recently. quartets. S ixteen The Scholastic "Catalyzer" Issued Microscopy has a distinct advan­ many of the phenomena under a tage over ordinary chemical analysis chemist's observation. This month's issue of the Catalyzer in the determination of adulteration An editorial discussing and defend­ features an article written by Dr. in starches, and also in detecting the ing laboratory work is another out- Andrew J. Boyle, assistant professor standing feature of the Catalyzer. in the local chemistry department. treatment to which common textile Under the title "Chemical Micros­ fibers have been subjected. 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What the Governor means is that crossing on a German Liner gives an opportunity for first-hand observation on OMETHING like orchestral playing is S this running of ships across the ocean—a what he terms ''combin­ special aptitude for ensemble work required of ing the Science of Navigation all members ... You find it on German Ships: Every steward, seaman, officer born to a part, with the Art of Fine Living." trained by years in working in unison. Ships and equipment as fine as can be made, kept in perfect order. And a tradition that has its hand on every shoulder, day and night. Fastest Way to France, England, Germany— Bromon • 6uropa The de luxe Columbus leaves June 29 — the Special Student Sailing—for Ireland, Eng­ land, France, Germany, and every Wednesday Midnight a sailing of the "Famous Four" llcu} york . . Dcutschlonb l^omburg . . fllbcrt Bollin Assistance and Advice to Students going abroad for Cabin Liners St fouis . . Berlin . . Stuttgart travel or study. Write Educational Service Depart­ to Ireland, England, France, Germany. ment, in any of our offices. 3llu6tcatet) litecotuce on all Ships, all Classes. LJouc focal Tcaoel Agent, oc % Ijamburg-flmiiclcan One * north Gcrmon £loyO 4 130 West Randolph Street, Chicago, Illinois oApril 11, 1933 S ev enteen MONOGRAM SHOW LAST MINUTE TYPING (Continued from Page 7) HELP FOE YOUR THESIS! PEP on the For fast, accurate typing on your football team, it is a fitting tribute Thesis or other manuscripts, phone of the Monogram Club to its lost 4-9042—you'll iind the rates reasonable and the work correctly and neatly done. member and also symbolizes the re­ Arrangements made for collection and spect of the faculty and student body delivery of work. Phone 4-9042—ALIUS. for Joe Sullivan. Jack Robinson goes from player to coach in one short jump to work a new football racket with Reyman "Buddy" Bonar which is better than "Rackety Rax." It moves with star­ tling finality to a smashing climax. TENNIS The show goes "Dinah" with Carl Link doing the singing in his act with booming Joe Beach. Sam Sledge, in COLLEGE PROM the person of Fred "Slats" Solari, If it's a RACKET presents the stark realism of school boy escapades in sundry wayside you -Mrant, we can't taverns. RVTH ETTIXG help you. "Mr. and Mrs." steps up the pace and her meiotly when Mr. and Mrs. Marty Peters go a-shopping. Richard Pfefferle and RED NMCHOI.S But if you w^ant to Harold Regan show their dramatic and his rhythm. improve your ten­ talent in "One Act in Two Nuts" nis game come in while tenor Johnny Ryan hits the and see us for that rafters with his golden voice. Vince Murphy leaps to new heights in a JOIN the happy part>' next Fri­ new RACQUET. modern lampoon of the unmasked day night. Ruth Etting will be marvel. there, singing her stirring songs. Down in Miss Marie' Dancing Red Nichols will play the music School the Jamboree's cuties are re­ for dancing. Enjoy all the thrills hearsing the intricate steps a la War­ of real college atmosphere. Tin­ MIKE KELLY'S ner Brothers. Eye filling beauties all gling excitement from the world of them, that's the Jamboree chorus: of sports. Don't miss "Prom" SPORT SHOP Wayne Millner, Louie Dunn, Wally night — Tune in! MICHIGAN STREET Fromhai-t, Andy Pilney, Steve Banas, Dominic Vairo, Prank Matthews, and Next to the Palace Theatre Steve Miller. EVERY The Monogram Jamboree is an AU-American show. Music, comedy, FRIDAY NIGHT and drama, all wi-apped in one big prize package; fielled with a galaxy 8:30 Eastern Standard Time of stars, whole array of sparkling More information on skits, dancing beauties, and sweet WtlZ Xetmark—X.B. C. voices. Summer Employment It's not too late yet//

The District Manager of the John C. Winston Co. is again in to enter the OLD GOLD official South Bend to interview stu­ dents who have made applica­ Notre Dame Ring Contest tion with his company for sum­ mer employment. Think of the opportunities you'll have this Easter Vacation to Students desiring profitable garner Old Gold Cigarette package fronts. Introduce the lady fair work during the summer are to the mellow smoothness of Old Golds—do her a favor and aid your urged to see Alph J. Sampson at the Jefferson Hotel, Friday own progress in the contest. and Saturday of this week, April 12th and 13th. Simply print your name on the bacfis of ^our Old The John C. Winston Co. Old Cold~~\ cigarette pacliage fronts and deposit them in the B,allot Box ofiFers a guarantee of $3.00 per in the Candy Store. To the ten highest men go theten Cold I day to those taking its sales Overlap Rings. Contest closes Map 15, 1935. training and follo^ng its meth­ [ ods. Earnings may run from $150 to $500 for the summer months. See 10 STUDENTS will earn 10 RINGS! ALPH J. SAMPSON, WILL YOU BE ONE OF THEM? APRIL 12-13-Jefferson Hotel

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- - . ," ft . ^ fef: : Copyrieht 1935, The American Tobacco Compan}. «v V ^ S,aV place in education today (following NOVEL EDUCATION PLAN our great increase in leisure and our highly complex social organization) PROPOSED AT CHICAGO see that function as providing an ideal environment in which the ma­ (Continued from Page 8) ture personality may develop. This development process means a great can education today, namely, the deal more than the mere accumula­ tion of knowledge as tested by anj- course-credit complex is done away elaborate examination procedure. with and advancement towards the Newman has expressed this thought college degree is based not upon the forcibly in The Idea of A University: accumulation of units of time spent, "course-credits," but solely upon "I protest to you. Gentlemen, that achievement as measured by compre­ if I had to choose between a so-called University, which dispensed with res­ hensive examinations. This is cer­ idence and tutorial superintendence, tainly a boon. and gave its degree to any person In the second place, there is no who passed an examination in a wide doubt that the work of the Chicago range of subjects, and a University group is going to do more to improve which had no professors or examina­ education techniques on the college tions at all, but merely brought a level than any other single agency number of young men together for working in this field. This is true three or four years, and then sent not only of the new type examination, them away as the University of Ox­ the "objective," but also of the essay ford is said to have done some sixty type. An Examination Manual re­ years since, if I were asked which of cently issued by the Chicago Univer­ these two methods was the better sity Press gives the fruits of their discipline of the intellect, ... if I experience during the past three must determine which of the two years, explaining what they have courses was the more successful in done to introduce some reliability training, moulding, enlarging the into the scoring of essay questions. mind, which sent out men the more Possibly, the greatest contribution of fit for their secular duties, which pro­ the Plan -will be in the field of im­ duced better public men, men of the proved examinations. world, men whose names would de­ scend to posterity, T have no hesita­ The authors of the Plan are mak­ tion in giving the preference to that ing no boastful predictions. They University that did nothing, over that admit all is experimental and wel­ which exacted of its members an ac­ come ci-iticism. Two immediately quaintance with every science under suggest themselves, one on content, the sun. . . the other on method. The first is from the point of ^^ew of the New "Knowledge is something more Humanism. This movement in Amer­ than a sort of passive reception of ican education is a protest against scraps and details; it is something, the domination of the Natural Sci­ and it does something, which never ences. In the Chicago analysis of ^ill issue from the most strenuous knowledge, the fields of Literature, • efforts of a set of teachers, with no Fine Arts, Philosophy and Religion mutual sympathies .and intercommun­ are all lumped together into one Di­ ion, of a set of examiners with no vision under the title "The Humani­ opinions which they dare profess, and ties" with an unnecessary splitting with no common principles. . ." of the Natural Sciences into the Di­ vision of Physical Sciences and the Division of Biological Sciences.

Anyone with a leaning towards Hu­ SPEND THE JUNIOR h£ manism will favor rather the analy­ YEAR IN EUROPE sis of Nicholas Murray Butler of At this interesting moment in world history many American college students some years ago, the fivefold "spir­ would like to have iirst-hand knowledge itual inheritance" of mankind, name­ of conditions in Europe. ly, 1. the Literary, 2. the Scientific, The "Junior Year Abroad." a pro­ gram of supervised study approved by 3. the Institutional, 4. the Aesthetic, colleges generally throughout the United and 5. the Religious Inheritance, States, offers highly recommended stu- dents_ from the departments of French. which is being adopted by many col­ Spanish, and Italian in accredited leges under the Group system with American colleges an opportunity for a year's study in the countries named be­ this organization of the curriculum: low, with full credit toward graduation 1. The Language and Literature for the year's work. Group, 2. The Natural Sciences For men and women—France: Tours, Group, 3. The Social Sciences Group, summer; Paris, regular session. For women only—Spain and Italy: 4..The Fine Arts Group, and 5. The Perugia, summer; Florence, regular Religion and Philosophy Group. session. For detailed information, ask the The second criticism arises from head of the appropriate department in the emphasis placed on examinations. your own college, or address THE COJVIMITTEB ON THE JUNIOR The question is whether the fact of YEAR ABROAD maturation is sufliciently provided Institute of International Education ' 2 West 4oth Street, New York City for. Those who believe that ^e four Why not discuss this at home? year liberal college has a justifiable

T w enty-one COMMENCEMENT Modernistic Music On Monday evening, in Washing­ GRADUATION INVITATIONS ton Hall, a program of modernistic Place your orders now — or soon music for two pianos will be offered after Easter — for the distinctive by Arthur Davidson and Hugo Senior Class Commencement Invita­ Melchione. Such favorite numbers tions. Smart blue, leather-covered as George Gershwin's "Rhapsody in booklets sell at 38 cents each. The Blue," which is being repeated after same brochure with an embossed last year's performance by request, cardboard cover sells for 21 cents and Serge Rachmaninoff's "Preludes each. in C Sharp and G Minor" are to be included in the program. Students Cash payments in advance must are cordially invited to the recital, accompany all orders. which will begin at 8 o'clock. Production of the booklet takes time. No extra copies vfill be pro­ duced after the order period closes in May. TO EUROPE See Frank Holahan or Phil Jacobs, 213 Corby. Samples are on display and all orders will be handled by them.

Cobum Lecture Charles Coburn, actor and director LIKE music with of the Coburn Shakesperean School your meals? Then in New York, gave a lecture on "Aud­ listen to the snap — crackle iences and Their Value in Eecon- structing the Drama," last Monday — pop of Kellogg's Rice at 1:15 in Washington Hall. Krispies when you pour on milk or cream! Crisp. At present Mr. Cobum is taking Crunchy. And their flavor the part of Father Quarterman in the TOURIST CLASS successful drama "The First Legion" is as inviting as their sound. starring Bert Lytell, which is now ap­ Try Rice Krispies for pearing in Chicago. in the American manner hreakfast or lunch. They're Plays are written according to the extra tempting when you mentality of the average audience UP HIGH in value add fruit or honey. and for this reason productions dur­ And for that bedtime ing the past few years have been of a DOWN LOW in cost snack, after an evening of mediocre type. In order to improve study or fun, there's noth­ drama we must improve the audience. # The luxurious cabin illustrated above Mr. Coburn compared the learning of ing quite so satisfying as a isn't the only featuie oi American travel the drama with the learning of chess bowlful of these delicious on the famous, modern American ships, and football. No matter what the Washington and Manhattan. toasted rice bubbles. Light, game the rudiments and conventions nourishing, easy to digest. must be well intrenched in the mind These great ships, fastest of their type, They help you sleep. - of the audience. When this goal is are the sensations of the sea! Because they At restaurants, hotels and reached the theatre will again be in oflFer so much for so little! For only $113 grocers everywhere. Oven- the successful surroundings it pos­ one way; $204 round trip, you enjoy real fresh, read)*^ to serve. Made sessed in 1900 and 1910. American standards! Spacious decks, by Kellogg in Battle Creek. delicious food in air-conditioned dining Quality guaranteed. salons {occlusive in the service), real beds in all cabins, tiled swimming pool, pre­ release talking pictures and many other Jui^iAHEmCO great features! No wonder these ships REVDLUTIDNIZES have set enviable popularity records! PIP£ 5MDKING In Cabin Class — highest aboard the ship—on either the fres. Harding or fres. This simpke appearing Roosevelt, you enjoy the top decks, finest yet amazing absorbent filter invention with cabins—very best the ship offers—at Cellophane exterior modest fares. Rates as low as §126 one andcoolingmesh screen way; $234 round trip. interior keeps juices and flakes in Filter and These four fineUner s sail weekly to Cobb, out of mouth. Plymouth, Havre and Hamburg. Apply to Prevents tongue bite, your travel agent. His services are free. LATEST rawmouth, wet heel, SHAPES bad odor, frequent expectoration. No UNITED STATES FINEST BMMi breaking in. Im­ MONEY CilN BUY proves taste and Listen!— aroma of any linn ° ° I Mr yet tobacco. Associated -with Ametican Meicbant and Balti­ only more Mail Lines to Europe; Panama Pacific Line get hungry toCalifbtnia; U.S. Lines and PanamaPacificCruises. PAT.ENTED-NOS 1.919.959 1.967.585 No. 1 Broadway, New York

Twenty-two The Scholastic CLASS ELECTIONS (Continued from Page 6) New Arrow Shirts for EASTER man politicians in the forthcoming class struggle. from Arrow Headquarters Despite this, a group of gentlemen politicians, grasping for sophomore . haubles, have defied the Freshman- CarroU-Brownson combine and the situation has created a web of small factions, each trying to sieze inde­ pendent control. Boss JEdward J. Cronin of Carroll EUBtu0rtl}'0 Hall, who marshalled Charles Sween­ ey into office in February, is trying again with an all-Carroll combine of John Joyce, Peter Gay, John Kane, and John Smoljan. An artist friend sends us this— Tom by dissension, Brownson's tra­ ditional sway over frosh politics again totters. The backbone of Brownson politics, is the group led by Callahan, Elliot and McCormick who have not as yet chosen their candidate. Freshman Hall, hotbed of February politics, will lean on the sturdy ban­ ner of Garland S. Zeller. Upon the All-American slate chosen by Ruby Eob Whitehead rests Zeller's chances for victory. Dillon Hall refusing to change horses in the middle of the stream -will sink or swim with gold- coaster Clark Reynolds and dome coaster J. T. Bourke. Popular senti­ ment will probably swing the election down to a struggle between Zeller, Reynolds, and the candidate sup­ ported by the Callahan faction.

Commerce Forum Mr. Carpenter of the Kresge De­ partment Stores spoke to the Com­ merce Forum at their meeting last night in room 202 of the Commerce Building on his experience in train­ ing young men for retail merchan­ dising. Speaking informally, he re­ vealed, through his personal reminis­ cences'in the field, the more exciting side of business to the Forum. Primaries were held at last night's meeting for the election of officers which will take place Monday. Mem­ bers in good standing will cast their Dear people who make Arrow Shirts: ballots for the leaders of next year's club at Monday's meeting. 1 used to be known as the loneliest man The board of directors of the on East 57th Street. Other fellows had dates Forum met recently and laid plans with swell-looking girls. All I did was to for the annual commerce banquet draw pictures of them .... Finally I dis­ which will be tendered soon after the covered Arrow Mitoga shirts, S.S.* They looked Easter holidays. great—they fitted great. As a result, look at me now up there in the picture. See that blonde clinging to my right arm, and that vision clutching my left. That' 11 give you just a rough idea of how I'm doing. And, my friends, I owe All the Arrow Shirts in it all to Arrow Shirts. All the Arrow Styles Gratefully yours.

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and reported for football. He made the eleven and for two years was the regular left halfback. Basketball saw him switched from guard to forward, at which post he played regular for two years. His team went to the state tournament when he was a sen­ ior but "We were beaten in our first tournament game. Mike Layden and his team from Davenport woff~the tournament that year." Joe was ...says Tokyo picked as All-District forward and re­ ceived honorable mention on the All- State five. Translating the symbols, the Tokyo Question: "Did you captain any teams while in high school?" telephone operator says, ''The connection Answer: (Blushingly) "Yes, I was is made—go ahead, please.^ Meaning captain of the football and baseball teams in my senior year at Britt." that now you can talk to Japan from any Joe won a huge insignia blanket at Britt High for having the highest telephone in the Bell System. scholastic average among the athletes. Interestingly, Japanese was the first He was the leading man in the class plays, captured numerous track med­ foreign language ever transmitted by tele­ als—^in general, "he was the tops." His high school baseball coach at­ phone—when in the winter of 1876-77 tempted to talk Joe into going to Iowa University but Notre Dame was three Japanese students at Harvard so firmly entrenched in his mind after reading of "Rock" and the "Fighting visited Alexander Graham Bell in Boston. Irish" that the mentor's efforts were These men have lived to see the day futile. Joe reported for freshman football when they can talk with Boston from but after waiting in line for over two their homeland! hours to get a uniform, decided to confine his activities to baseball. He' Seeking to put the whole world on such won his freshman numerals in base­ ball and the next spring made the easy speaking terms. Bell System service varsity squad. Coach Keogan gave this sophomore catcher his first now enables you to reach more than 93% chance in the Chicago University of the world's 33,000,000 telephones. game in Chicago. Joe went into the fray to bat for Larry O'Neil in the fourth inning. The result was most gratifying to both George Keogan and Joe, for he came through with a neat single. In his second appear­ ance at the plate he duplicated the feat. In the next game Joe was found on the starting nine and for the dur­ ation of the season the Hawkeye lad saw plenty of service. He won his monogram that year as he did likewise last year. The most eventful ba:jeball occurrence to Joe at Notre Dame was when he caught Jim Leonard in the Ohio State game at Columbus last year. Notre Dame was in the deepest throes of a seven-game losing streak and came out of the slump to down the States­ BELL TELEPHONE men, 5 to 3. "it felt great to be in there and help to break our losing SYSTEM streak." He is a senior in the Phy- His one hobby is dancing—"At home once in awhile I get into a square dance and have a whale of a time." During the "ummer months he plays ball to keep in shape. When asked what he though cf this after­ noon's game he said, "We ought to take Ohio State this afternoon and sure will be trying hard to get Jake oflf on the right foot." Twenty-four The Scholastic