THE BREEZE ALUMNAE VOL. VHI HARRISONBURG, VIRGINIA, MAY 16, 1931 NUMBER 28 # Woodrow Wilson Hall NATIONAL NEWS Crooks and Spalding DEFEND ARMY PLANS FOR AIR Dedicatory Rite Held EVOLUTIONS Delight Large Audience <&- DR. DODD DELIVERS EULOGY WASHINGTON, Senator Hiram GIVE VARIED PROGRAM Mrs. Woodrow Wilson Bingham, Republican, of Connecticut, May Day Festival and Lieutenant Alfrod J. Williams, The joint recital given by Albert Completing the quadrangle and former naval racing pilot, today went Attends Dedication Draws Large Crowd Spalding, violinist and Richard proving the culmination and goal to- to the support of the Army , Air ward which the entire Harrisonburg Crooks, tenor, in Wilson Hall, Friday Corps, following publication of a OTHER NOTABLES HERE GRACE KERR—QUEEN evening at 8:30 made a fitting close to Teachers College has labored since story that the mass aerial manoeu- its founding, Woodrow Wilson Hall the dedicatory services of Woodrow vers between May 19-30 would cost was dedicated May IB, 1931. Built of Mrs. Edith Boiling Wilson, widow Wilson Hall, (the new administration the government $3,000,000. Both said Blasts of trumphets anouncing the of the War President, was the guest building of the State Teachers Col- native bluestone and with rising the purpose of aviation is defense of approach of the unknown Queen and white columns, this magnificent edi- of honor of the Harrisonburg State lege at Harrisonburg, Va.) the country and that sufficient train- her court broke the suspense of the fic proves a fitting tribute to the Teachers College here on Friday when ing methods are essential. audience attending the May Day Fes- The musicians, world known, for memory of Woodrow Wilson—fore- Woodrow Wilson Hall was dedicated The Air Corps has a definite ap- tival on the lawn of Hill Crest yes- the brilliance and attractiveness of most statesman of his time, promin- to the memory of her distinguished propriation for fuel, ft was explain- terday afternoon. Following the two their individual work, combined in an ent educator, and Southern gentleman. husband. ed, and all pilots are required to put trumpeters, Anne Salmond and unsurpassed musical recital. The pro- From this building may be viewed ? Mrs. Wil on a native of Wythville, in certain cross-country time as train- Louise Neal, the crown bearer, Grace gram, offering a wide variety of com- Staunton, the birthplace of him for Va., arrived here yesterday in time ing. Whether this training is obtain- Ferrebee, approached the thrown. positions! which apjpealed especially whom Wilson Hall is named. to join the procession of Governors, ed in mass formation or in routine Down a petal bestrewn path the to the audience, consisted of: "Woodrow Wilson sought not to fill educators, college dignitaries, faculty flights, the same amount of fuel would beautiful court, all in gowns of pink I the minds of men with a greater var- and student body of the college. be consumed. In addition the War De- satin and carrying pink roses, con- Preludio and Siciliano, Veracini iety of learning but to aid them in After being introduced by Hon. E. partment will be enabled in the ma- ducted the Queen to her throne. The Minuet in D, Mozart putting to the best use the minds they Lee Trinkle amid cheers from the au- noeuvers to work out problems of princesses of the Court were: Mary Rondo Brillante Weber already porsessed," stated Dr. Wil- dience Mrs. Wilson acknowledged the field maintenance, the command of Cloe, Virginia Thomas, Virginia Mr. Spalding liam E. Dodd, Professor of American honor done her by her charming large air units and the operation of Stark, Harriet Ullrich, Guy Nell Mar- II History in the University of Chica- smile. an air division. tin, Delphine Hurst, Frances Rolston, Adelaide ~^, Beethoven go, in the dedicatory address on Numbers of other distinguished Harriet Pierson, Dorothy Harley, Aria: O wie angstlich, O wie feurig "Woodrow Wilson and Education in Margaret Beck, Virginia Hallett, and Mozart men and women of Virginia and other WORLD TRADE PLEA HEARD BY the United States" delivered in the Evelyn Sykes. (from "Die Entfuhrung aus dem states were present at the dedication ROTARIANS auditorium of Woodrow Wilson Hall. service. Colleges of aMryland, Vir- «*4 Robed in pale blue satin and carry- Serial") Dr. Dodd further elaborated on this ginia, West Virginia,, Illinois! and ing pink roses, Mary Watt, Maid of Per Pieta Stradella SYRACUSE, World peace and theme and showed by many examples New York were represented. Many Honor, immediately preceded the Mr. Crooks the strong influence which Woodrow county and city school superintend- friendly trade relations between the Queen. With breathless ecstasy the III Wilson cart over the modern trend ents and heads of educational or- United States and other nations of audience watched Grace Kerr, lovely Andante and Rondo (from "Symph- in education. ganizations also came. the world to combat the growing Queen of the May, wend her way to onic Espagnole") Lalo "menace" of Soviet Russia were ad- "There is no institution today," At the close of the morning service the center of the stage to view the Mr. Spalding vocated today at the closing business stated Dr. Dodd, "which does not fol- representatives from twenty colleges Sacrifice Dance. To hypnotic strains INTERMISSION session of the ninth annual conference low the precepts of Woodrow Wilson congratulated Governor John Gar- the Sacrifice Datncers, Wherrett, rv of the twenty-eight district, Rotary and along the line which he fostered." land Pollard, Ex-Gov. Trinkle and Reade, Bird, Wilson, J. Johnston, and Aria: Le Reve (from "Manon") International. Henderson in swaying gowns of royal The Honorable E. Lee Trinkle, President Samuel P. Duke. These re- Massenet Representative Frederick M. Dav- purple, bore their trays of offerings Chairman of the State Board of Edu- presentatives included: Aria: Questa o quella (from "Rigo- enport of Clinton and Dean Miller of to the alter. cation and former Governor of Vir- Dean Hodges, of William and Mary, letto") Verdi Buffalo, governor of the twenty-sev- Then, following the song of the ginia, presided over the dedicatory Dr. Walter Flick, of Washington and Mr. Crooks enth Rotary district", made the plea. flame by the Glee Clubs, the Fire services and introduced the first Lee, an old Dayton boy; Dr. C. H. V Mr. Davenport decared for "no can- Dancers bearing torches and flame, speakers, Governor John Garland Pol- Lacey, of Hampden-Sydney; Dr. Wil- Andantino quietoso Cesar Franck cellation of war debts until there is a like scarfs prepared to burn the sac- and the Honorable Harry Flood liam R. Smithey, of the Association Burleska Joseph Suk progressive disarmament in all coun- jrifice to the Gods. These dancers Byrd, who presented greetings to the of Colleges; Dr. Noland Canter, of Cortege Lili Boulanger tries of the world along with the | were: Sullivan, M. Warren, Hyde, E.i College from the Commonwealth of Randolph-Macon; Dr. E. B. Jackson, I Palpiti Paganini United States." , Peterson, W. Smith, Kearney, Farin- Virginia and the Shenamdoah Valley. of the University of Richmond; Dr. Mr. Spalding G. G Martin, of Emory and Henry; "If the other nations do not come holt, Dutrow, Duke, Peyton, and VI Dr. Julian A. Burruss, president of Capt. John Paul, of V.M.I.; Prof. R. through the depression safely and re- Burnette. Falling before the altar •Ah, Moon of My Delight (from "In the Virginia Polytechnic Institute and A. Rouabush, of Marshall College, cover their rtability," he said, "the they remained prostrate until the a Persian Garden") Lehmann former president of the aHrrison- W. Va.; President J. S. Bonar, of field of Russian communism might Queen and High Preistess of the Moonlight Elgar burg Teachers College, gave a short West Liberty Teachers College, W. conceivably be greatly extended, and Alter Fire rekindled the flame by Song of Songs address on the contributions which Va.; Dr. Joseph A. Turner, of Hol- therein, rather than in present con- her majic power. Then the dancers Mr. Crooks i the College had made to Virginia. Dr. lins College; President Wilson Jar- ditions in Russia, lies the greatest received their lighted torches and VII Burruss is indeed well qualified to man, of Mary Baldwin College; Dr. peril to the present economic and go- withdrew in various directions carry- Agnus Die Bizet rpeak on such a topic, for as first J. H. Deyerle, of Roanoke College; vernmental system of America. ing fire to the four ends of the earth. Mr. Crook" and Mr. Spaulding president of the college and, in later President Joseph Rosier, of Fairmont, "If Great Britain and Germany are At the beginning May Day was in- •Victor Red Seal Records years, as a loyal friend and benefac- W. Va., Teachers College; President driven to the wall by our exporting troduced by the Night Dancers who Willard Sektberg at the Piano for tor, he has always been closely al- W. H. S. White, of Shepherds State competition, we ourselves may be crept upon the stage with reluctant Mr. Crooks lied with the college and with its in- Teachers College, Shepherdstown, W. driven to wall if communism in Rus- feet wearing garments of mid-night Andre Benoist at the Piano for Mr. terests. Va., President V. L. Phillips, of Shen- sia, Great Britain and Germany blue and carrying a full silver moon. Spalding Dr. Duke, president of the Har- andoah College; President Paul H. should join hands against us." The Night Dancers were ; Wherrett, Steinway Piano risonburg Teachers College, respond- Bowman, of Bridgewater College; Mr. Miller said the object of Rotary Reade, W. Smith, Plank and Carson. ed with a look into the future and a President J. L Jarman, of Farmville is to change men so they will think Afterwards the little gnomes, min- talk on the ideals which'the College State Teachers College; Dr. M. C. in terms of kindness rather than in ious of the night, in frocks of wood- FIRST ASSEMBLY HELD (Continued to Page 3) Del Manzo, of Columbia University; war and enmity. (Continued To Page 3) IN WILSON WEDNESDAY Dr. M. A. Shawkey, of the American MRS. GIFFORD SPEAKS Association of Teachers College, and AMERICAN IGNORANCE OF LIN- Much craning of necks and gasps Dr. C. J. Heatwole, of Virginia Jour- COLN DEPLORED "THE SCRATCH PAD" IS of awe and admiration from the stu- ON MOTHER'S DAY nal of Education. WORK OF SCRIBBLERS dent body ensued at assembly period LONDON, The ignorance of edu- which was held for the first time in HAS INSPIRING MESSAGE cated Americans about Abraham Lin- WILL APPEAR SOON Wilson Hall on Wednesday morning. MARY BALDWIN GLEE coln in astounding, declared Profes- As this was the first time that most ror Edwin Sisson of Reed College, "The Scratch Pad" is the new name of the students had seen the magni- "Even a few lines on a card from CLUB GIVES Portland, Ore., in a lecture on "Lin- of an unusual book which has just ficant auditorium delight was bound- that daughter away at school would CONCERT AT H.T.C. coln's Lost Causes" at University gone to press. This book is unusual, less. be treasured and appreciated by mo- College today at which Ambassador because it is the first of its kind to After President S. P. Duke and se- ther at home," Mrs. W. J. Gifford told MISS WARDLE DIRECTS CLUB Dawes presided. be published at H. T. C. This little veral members of the faculty had the girls at her talk at Y.W.C.A. on It was not until two Englishmen book, which will have only forty- made anouncements concerning May Mother's Day. She also brought out The members of the Glee Club of wrote interpretive lives of Lincoln eight pages, is being put out by the 15. The curtains were drawn to show the wonderful sacrifices, and the mar- Mary Baldwin College were the that interpretive lives were written Scribblers, and includes essays, the students how the auditorium velous things mothers have done for guests of the State Teachers College by Americans, said Professor Sisson, poems, and stories, representative of would look at night. their children. . at a concert on Friday evening of and the only play about Lincoln was the work of all the Scribblers now on "Oh'f" and "Ah's" of admiration "If mothers of yesterday have done last week. Many college students and the work of an Englishman, John campus and some alumnae who were went forth from the audience as Mr. so much for their children with the especially members of the musical Drinkwater. Scribblers. Trowbaugh flashed the various lights few advantages they had, how much organizations heard the unusual mu- "The great Lincoln play is still to A committee composed of Scrib- on the stage. The lighting system is better mothers should the young girls sical program which consisted of the be written," he asserted. "I have been blers and faculty advisers selected the superb and almost any effect can be of today make, when they are so following numbers directed by rfiss urging friends of mine who are in- material to be used and got the book obtained. Next, the curtain which was rtrong physically and so well equip- Constance Wardle. terested in literature and the drama in shape for the publishers. designed by Lois Hines, and the other ped mentally," said Mra. Gifford. I to write the great Lincoln drama." The proceeds from the lectures on stage hangings were shown. The Mother's Day theme was fur- Come Sweet Mornfing, Old French Professor Sisson called Edgar Lee Venice by Dr. Sawhill which the The first gathering in Woodrow ther carried out by a duet "My Mo- Govatte Masters's recent book a contemptuous Scribblers sponsored went to help in Wilson Hall closed by the student ther's Bible" by Ruth Watt and Eve- The Banka of Allan Water, Old Eng- attack on Lincoln, but a very import- the publishing of the "Scratch Pad." body singing a stanza from Praise to lyn Watkins, and a poem "My Mo- lish Descant ant book because Lincoln had general- The book will sell for fifty cents, and God, Immortal Praite, and Old Vir- ther" by Pauline Efford. (Continued to Page 2) (Contvnmd To Page 8) will appear at an early date. ginia. Page Two THE BREEZE May 16, 1931

H. T. C. OFFERS SUMMER HOME TH^ BREEZE ECONOMICS COURSE Published weekly by the students of the State Teachers College, Curriculum Enlarged Poetry Column Harrisonburg, Virginia CAMPUS jj Home economics teachers in the TWO DOLLARS A YEAR TEN CENTS A COPY field now see the need of keeping up not only in subject matter but also in SPRING DELIGHT Member of Columbia Scholastic Press Association TOM SAYS: present tendencies in curriculum structure aqfejn methods of teaching. The world is so full of loveliness this It 'pears to me that it's "the Teachers n>ust be prepared to put in spring, Editor-in-Chief CATHERINE HOWELL '32 thing'' to bid in hearts 'n dia- uni$s on the newer phases of home all poplars, blossoms, cottage roofs, Assistant Editor BETTY BUSH, '33 monds these days!!! economics such as Social and Family And birds and dark green firs . Assistant Editor CHRISTOBEL CHILDS '33 Relationships, and Child Care, and to And insect hums and grass mower's Column Editor SADIE FINKLESTEIN '31 Joke Editor VIRGINIA STRAILMAN '32 direct Home Projects. whirr; , Feature Editor SARAH DUTROW '33 Cloud shadows on the pasture hills; Hopeless The Home Economics Department Campus Editor LELIA KEARNEY '32 is meeting this need by offering eachj Hopscotch plans and marble rings; Teacher: 'What is the meaning of Poetry Editor MARTHA BOAZ '32 term of the summer school a number Clean starched colored clothes Society Editor GERTRUDE RUST '31 anecdote, Tommy?" Rows of furrows newly-made Alumnae News NEGEBIE ELLIS '32 Tommy: "A short tale." of courses which will appeal to tea-, News Editor MARGUERITE SMITHEY '33 The damp rich earth in reds and Teacher: "And the meaning of tric- chers on the job as well as to advanc- Athletic Editor IDA ROACH '33 ed students who are working on their I browns; kle?" Exchange BLANCHE SCHULER '31 degrees. Dew glints in the tender grass; Mechanics Editor FRANCES LAND '33 Tommy: "To run slowly." The course in Social and Family The smell of rain, of glowing sun Teacher: "Use both in a sentence." REPORTERS Promise, beauty, mistiness; Tommy: "The dog trickled down Relationships deals^with relationships I have to sing aloud VIRGINIA RUBY '34 EDNA MOTLEY '32 the street with a tin can tried to his within the family group and relation- The dull, drab people stare at me tLADYS FARRAR '34 MARTHA ELLISON 33 anecdote." ships between the home and society. ARAH LEMMON '34 VIRGINIA JONES '34 It includes a brief survey of the devel- Poor dear, doddering quiet folk MILDRED HENDERSON '33 opment of the family as a social They go blindly through the world. Pete: "I like my steak cooked like a | TYPISTS unit, and the psychological, social,! F. D. S. cold day in June." and economic problems arising in the! ETHEL TOWNSEND '33 QUESTION AUDREY MILES '33 Mary: "How is that?" modern family. VIRGINIA DORSET '34 MERCIA CASH '33 Pete: "Very rare." When our illusion gives place to ETHEL LOVETT '34 HAZEL BAZZARRE '34 Two courses have been planned for I reality ELLEN GORDON '32 DOROTHY GRESHAM' 34 teachers in the Vocational Schools.! Fan: "You purely do have a short As each fleet year the year before The course on the Cottage Plan and BOARD OF MANAGERS nose!!" pursues, Home Projects is offered to further Eva: "That's so I won't poke it And we exchange our dreams for Business Manager JANET LOWRIE '33 prepare teacher! in service to or- into other people's business." memories Assistant Business Manager .... MARGARET CAMPBELL '33 ganize work on this basis and to use Who can tell us if we gain or lose! Assistant Business Manager MILDRED SIMPSON '34 and supervise home projects. The Assistant Business Manager BERNICE BOWDEN '33 At a recent concert someone over- V. R. G. other courre is designed to help tea- heard two girl arguing as to whether chers work out country-wide pro- PAIN the piece being played was Beetho- grams of Vocational Home Econom-. Like a skeleton tree in winter "WHAT'S IN A NAME?" ven's "3onata" or "Poet and Peasant ics. Study will be made of problems' Sharp etched against a leaden sky, Overture." He got up and strolled related specifically t the survey of So stark is pain across the greyness Of all the hearts full of pride today, certainly no hearts could be fuller over to a sign near the stage. Com- 0 community needs. of our lives than those of our faculty and student body as they gaze with upturned faces ing back he said, "Pardon me, but When death comes by. to admire the wonderful and magnificent building which, years ago, was you are both wrong. That is the "Re- V. R. G. only a dream. frain from Spitting." RATING THE FACULTY As great as the building, was the man in whose honor it has been named. ETERNITY As it towers above the other buildings so he towered above the men around Ann Moore: "Your boy friend The following article was cut from A drop of water taken from the sea Has no effect upon the changing tide him, as it holds within it all the beautiful and best, s0 he held in his heart dances like a poem." the Richmond Times Dispatch. all the beautiful and best; as it stands there a symbol of higher things, so Alma Bean: "Really?" For generations college i^utients So when death comes for us, what his life stands to us today as a inspiration and guide to higher things. Ann Moore: "Yes—like free verse have calmly submitted to the faculty cause have we To give? A hundred more beside It was not without purpose that the name Woodrow Wilson Hall was —the feet all mixed up." habit of giving psychological and so- Are waiting here to take our place. given to our newest and finest buildings. Each time we think of it in all mental and muscular processes, intel- This only do we know, when we are of its stately grandeur, let us recall the great character whose life it sym- Dr. Pickett: "What is HC1?" cial examinations. Tests designed to gone; bolizes and say Wilson Hall instead of "the new building." We must rem- Harriet Pearson: "Oh, I have it on show general information, speed of member that it has been named and that such a beautiful building deserves the end of my tongue—wait a min- ligence quotients, social adaptability, AmomeWt's time will serve to fill the to be called by its rightful name. ute." mental ability without sleep, etc., space Dr. Pickett: "Well you'd better etc., are periodically foisted upon And life unchanged will flow as get rid of it. It's hydrochloric acid long suffering undergraduates and the swiftly on. WOODROW WILSON HALL and poison." results duly published in the news- V. R. G. papers and the learned journals. RECOVERY Father: "Are there half-fares' for Students at Columbia College have Dreams do come true! We have proof of that. Woodrow Wilson Hall, I said you were the world to me was for many years a fleeting vision which only great faith and hard work j children?" recently turned the tables on their And I believed it too, Conductor: "Yes, under fourteen." instructors and. submitted counter- have turned into a bright reality. We are fortunate in having added to Days would be drab when you were the campus this splendid structure which at once commands the admiration' Father: "That's all right. I've only examinations tending to show some- gone five." thing about the nature and disposi- of all and at the same time inspires in us a loftiest thoughts and noblest ef- • The sunshine all would go with you forts. Is it a wonder that we are proud? When wrapped in our pride, how- tions of the learned. But to my very great surprise ever, let us not forget that it was only through the generosity of the leaders Mrs. Moody: "This meat has such A general information test taken I've found this to be rue; a peculiar taste." of Virginia supported by the people of our

A TEACHER'S OPPORTUNITY MAY DAY FESTIVAL DRAWS WOODROW WILSON HALL DEDI-' FOR MATRIMONY LARGE CROWD CATORY RITE HELD (Contimued from Page 1) (Continued from Page 1) by VIRGINIA EARMAN land green, began their toiling and fosters and the deeds which it hopes p'aying. The gnomes were: M. War- to accomplish. ren, E. Peterson, Bird, W. Smith, "May I have a few minutes for an The Honorable E. Lee Trinkle, pre- Duke, Dutrow, Bowden, Hyde, Pey- siding St rat fords Entertained interview?" I asked Miss Kathryn BOOK REVIEW ton, Markham, and Harvey. Processional, Grand March from The Stratford Dramatic Club mem- Bolton. With the departure of Night, Dawn Aida (Verdi) bers were delightfully entertained "Why, certainly," she replied very FISH PREFERRED and Day approached over the hills. Invocation, The Reverend Benjamin Saturday evening at a formal bridge pleasantly. by P. G. WODEHOUSE The gold, ro?e, and blue of early F. Wilson, D. D. party given in their honor by Miss "What is the school teacher's op- P. G. Wodehouse has an over- norning was protrayed by the cos- Hymn, Praise to God, Immortal Ruth Hudson and Mr. and Mrs. C. portunity for matrimony?" I chal- whelming affection for animals. His tumes and fluttering scarfs. A more Praise T. Logan. It was held in the Lone lenged. hobby is the visitation of zoos. He sprightly dance represented Day. Greetings from the Commonwealth of Pine Tea Room on South Main Street. "What?" she exclaimed in startled dotes on such gracious creatures as These dancers were: Sullivan, E. Wil- Virginia, Governor John Garland Miss Margaret Hoffman, Miss Flor- (Surprise, then leaned back in her Peter the Great, the rhinoceros; Wal- son, Farinholt, Roach, Burnette, J. Pollard ence Boehmer, Miss Lulu Coe, Mr. ! chair and laughed. ter, the wart hog; and Volt, the elec- Johnston, Henderson and Kearney. Greetings from the Shenandoah Val- and Mrs. S. P. Duke, Mr. and Mrs. tric ed. The greatest compliment he In colorful array the Country ley, The Honorable Harry Flood Harry Garber, and Mr. Raus Fletch- I "The school teacher," she began, can pay to a member of the less se- Dancers tripped over the hill and Byrd. er were guests. Mr. Duke was winner has every opportunity to meet inter- 1 ductive human species is to lavish "away to the May Pole hie." These Songs by the Glee Club of the high score prize, and Mary esting men including single princi- something of the affection he feels for dancers were: Shaver, Lemmon, Har- OK Wings of Song (Mendelssohn) Cloe, of the consolation prize. j pals, chairmen of school boards, other I male instructors, superintendents, the inhabitants of the zoo upon his dy, K. Funk, Neblett, Farrar, Mel- After (Clough-Leighter) , and widowers with children. Jt real- benighted carcass. And luckily for son, Hobbs, Wilkins, E. Fugate, A To Alma Mater Debating Club Sponsors Party i ly is remarkable how much a teach- these who regard Mr. Wodehouse's Baker, Williams, A. Davis, Carson, The Contribution of the College to Under the auspices of the Debating farces as a blend of the honey of Hy- B. Shank, K. Brown, M. Griffith, Virginia, President Julian A. Bur- , er learns about children which would 1 Club a bridge party was held Satur- bia and the milk of paradise, he has Thweatt, Thurston, Crews, J. Taylor, rurs, of the Virginia Polytechnic . qualify her for the duties of parent- ! day evening in the College Tea Room. hood. found several human being who near- Gifford, Battenfield, Arthur, " S. Institute. Twelve tables were engaged. Besides ly aproached Peter the Great, Walter Payne, Owen, Foskeyi Maddox, V. "Were you taking that seriously?" A Look Forward, President Samuel members of the club and other stu- and Volt n spiritual stature to serve Carmines, James, Lutz, Hedinger, M. she queried, her merry blue eyes P. Duke of the Harrisonburg State dents several faculty members, in- as protagonists of Fish Preferred, a \ Hopkins, Kay, R. Rogers, V. Somers, twinkling all the while. Teachers College cluding Miss Florence Boehmer who book that is Wodehouse at his droll Bufsey, Snankle, Butts, M. Adams, Woodrow Wilson and Education in is sponror of the club, Mr. C. P. "Yes, but do you think a teacher best. Day, Burton, E. Wilkinson, Perry- the United States, Dr. William E. should go with the principal?" Shorts, and Miss Pearl O'Neal, were All of these protagonists have, of I man, Hanger, Weast, Ranson, A Dodd, Professor of American His- "Of course, there should be no present. course, slightly added mentalities. If Moore, and M. Walker tory in the University of Chicago. "courting" during school hours, but Punch and cakes were served. they were as intelligent as, say, a The Priest's Chant was then heard Greetings from Other Colleges why shouldn't teachers go with the Mary Watt received high score prize. good-sized kangaroo they would coining over the hill bringing greet- Song by the Audience, Old Virginia I principal?" crash Mr. Wodehouse's intricate plot ings to the sun. The Sun Dancers ap- (Wayland-Ruebush) Spend Week-end at Camp She continued by saying that tea- into China fragments. But for all peared in shades of yellow and or- Benediction, The Reverend Benjamin Elizabeth Wilkinson, Barbara Via, [ chers frequently select educated men, their opacity and density of the cer- ange carrying bolloons of :kimiliar F. Wilson, D.D. (Choral Response) Dorothy Harris, Alice Saunders, Rosa and that other men are often too ebettum, they have hearts of gold hues to acknowledge the priest's Owen, Edna Brooks, Lucy Chappel, self-conrcious in the presence of a and Mr. Wodehouse feels himself greetings. The Sun Dancers were: Elizabeth Russ '32 who lives in Margaret Eure, Gladys Farrar, Vir- i teacher. Als0 the teacher has a longer justifield in treating them as Al Reade, W. Smith, Dutrow, E. Peter- Tazewell, Va., was a recent guest on ginia Ruby, Annie Page Edwards, vacation and longer week-ends than Smith used to treat his Albany men- son, Bird, Duke, M. Warren, Roach, campus. Sarah Kathryn Clark, Virginia the business girl, giving her a bet- agerie. Young Ronnie Fish is headed Hyde, E. Peyton, M. Campbell, Bow- Greenwood, Elizabeth Warren, Janet ter opportunity to meet charming by Mr. Wodehouse for the altar with den, Sullivan, Farinholt, Kearney, Keenan, and Alice Webb went to the people, especially unattached males. a very nice, and not all typical, chorus E. Wilson, Burnette, J. Johnsoton, school camp today to spend the week- Sometimes the teacher is the most de- girl; Hugo Carmody gains the hard Harvey, Henderson. !end. Miss Annie Newton and Miss sirable girl in the community, and of his beloved heiress; the Hon. Gal- With the suri the Warriors in sil- I'sis Pearl O'Neal went with them as chap- men will vie with each other to «nn ahad Threepwood decided not to pub- ver uniforms bearing shields and erones. her favor. The sisters and mothers lish his reminiscences; Clarence, Lord swords, made ready for battle whicl will try to make a match between the Ernsworth has his prize porker, the resulted in a victory for the knights Royal Guests at Dinner teacher and the pride of the family." Empress of , restored to of the purple cross. With heads held The dinner guests at the Home Ec- high the victorous knights departed "What is your opinion of men?" I him; and Beach, blood-brother to onomics Practice House this week in glory while the wounded crept Blue next inquired. of ancient wodehouse fame, is Were Mr. and Mr?. Raus Hanson on still present at the ancestral castle from the battlefield in shame. The Tuesday evening, and Miss Julia "Well, well, you certainly are per- when the smoke has died away and Warriors were: Bird, Wherrett, Dut- sistent, aren't you? That is about the Robertson and her mother on Wednes- the peace conference is a thing of row, Reade, Duke, E. Peterson, W. Hose day evening. worst question I ever had popped at the past. Smith, M. Warren, Hyde, E. Peyton, me. I haven't thought seriously on Roach, M. Campbell, Borden, Sulli- 00 This highly salubrious state of af- $1. PER PAIR Entertained on Birthday the subject, but I feel that men as a van, Farinholt, Kearney, E. Wilson, class are conceited, hold an exalted fairs is only brought about after which can be identified by Mary Haga was guest of honor at much Wodehouse wrangling of the Burnette, —J. Johnston, Harvey, The Blue Bird Tea Room on the opinion of their ability, are congenial Henderson, Whiteheal, L. Coyner, and the blue picot top, graceful companions if they do not have too pribabilitie3. Each step in the plit morning of May 3. Kitty Bowen, Hel- depends furiously upon, another step; Bones. en Wick, Pauline and Virginia Car- ferious intentions in courtship, but Then the Queen approached and the French heel, superbly clear are necessary to the happiness of the mistaken identities are dugged mines, and Emily Peterson were also in by the ear; a is stolen; a pri- Festival was closed with a recessional present. some girls." weave, and reinforced toe vate detective has a yen for Sue led by the royalty, followed by the "Does teaching in one place for Brown, alias Miss Schoolmaken; this Glee Club and various dancers. and heel for added wear. three years and not getting a man To Attend Banquet same Sue Brown will go dancing when mean that your chances are slim?" Invitations have been received by her fiance, the jealous Ronnie Fish, Jewelers GRANTS all Presbyterian students t0 attend "Not by any means," she cheerfully has commanded her to sit at home On the Square a banquet to be given on the evening; responded. As she picked up some (Continued to Page i) Since 1900 of Friday the 22 at the Presbyterian papers to grade, I considered the in- church. The guests of honor will be terview ended and departed with C. DEVIER & SONS the members of the Presbyterian Sun- many thanks for such satisfying in- D- day school classl who are Seniors. formation. V Warner Bro.. . %^VVWWV%WW\AArWYWY'A Miss Alice Scott will act as hostess. SMILE AND THE I R G I N I AAM THE SCHOOL OF NURSING * THEATHK ~ - OF DUKE UNIVERSITY SONNET NATIONAL NEWS OFFERS: The sun and moon and stars and WORLD SMILES (Continued from Page 1) Week of May 18 A three year course leading to clouds A picture of Virginia ly been overpraised. Diploma in Nursing and a five And all that was and is to be Mon. "The Great Meadow" year course leading to a Di- For all Virginians WITH YOU * Are covered o'er with cold grey mist; The speaker lamented that what he ploma in Nursing and the De- regarded as Lincoln's greatest State With John Mack Brown gree of Bachelor of Science. It feems as tho' eternity The Students are selected on the Were weary of its very life, paper was almost unknown—his sec- Tue. Ricrard Barthelmess Wed. "The Finger Points" same basis as other women And bowing to a greater might ond annual message to Congress in students of the University. Lies lowly fallen in the strife; December, 1862. "It is one of the Thu. John Boles, Eralyn Lave The educational facilities of And all of love and faith and hope greatest classics in all our history, "One Heavenly Night" Duke University are open to qualified Students. Are sunken in obscurity; deserving a place in all our schools, Fri. Mary Astor, Robt. Ames yet is practically ignored," he de- For Bulletin and information And I am just a dreamer's craft "Behind Office Doors" address: clared. "That is the way with schools. A drift upon an endless sea. *"* 'The Sunrise Trail" THE DEAN A. R. T. Mine taught me trivial nonsense, Sat "The Spell of the Circus" The School of Nursing of Duke leaving out all the really important Our Gang Comedy University Durham, North Carolina REALIZATION things." Bitter and dry eyed I sat And stared into the empty air; ■■■■IIIHIIHIIHHHtm.lHmmtMHIItlHHKWm jl Too hurt to feel the pain, Too numb t0 move. "Tie A Little String Around FETZER'S ' ''... Weep, and you'll spot your Oh, life could never be the same a- complexion. And, it isn't gain. Finger" Harrisonburg's One Price Cash Store And then I saw a peach tree in full necessary to weep. You can bloom, So You'll Remember the The best things for College Girls may be found here Gloriously pink and swaying in the select a lovely white frock breeze; Pumps, Oxfords, One straps—-Hosiety, Gloves, Undies and shoes at Josepr Ney & And then in tears, I knew I could for- Soda Sandwich Shoppe give- See our $1.00 and $1.35 Silk Stockings Sons without using all of That when the blossoms fell "" your spending money. I could forget. FETZER'S M. -* C8SSS»8SS»3»S»S»»S»8»K«K«« THE BREEZE May 16, 1931 Page Four Ill Mllll HHHHHIHIIIIHd* Virginia Eans '28 is teaching in RATING THE FACULTY the Home Economics department of (Continued from Page t) CHANGES AND Alumnae News the Covington High School. gotten the impression he makes on, the student mind. If he could get an Come to see us at our . EXCHANGES Marietta Consolvo '33 is attending honest opinion about himself from New Location Harrell—Pool % Norfoll College, Norfolk, Va. students, it would make for a con- structive humanity with beneficient 108 S. Main Street Miss Marjorie Pool, daughter of Patent Number Eleven Hundred efforts. For professors admittedly Procter G. Pool and the late Mrs. MASONIC TEMPLE and ninety Nine—jBy Collegiate Virginia Borum '29, who is teach- wise frequently forget the more so- Sallie R. Pool, was married to Hugh Tony. Ambitious students of alma ing Ma^hews County, Va., was a re- cial virtues. maters must have money with wo- Thomas Harrell Saturday May 2, cent guest on campus. 1931 at 2:30 o'clock at the rectory of Great teachers are born with those Williamson's men. Blondes especially. Students af- four virtues named above; but the ter a night of work on how to mur- Holy Trinity Church, Ocean View, with the Rev. Father R. B. Kealey Mabel Cook '32 and Ida Hagood less fortunate ' might by taking der the guy who invented trig must '32 are teaching in Bracey, Va. officiating. thought, even at student suggestion, have some invention for turning off strive to achieve them. For nothing is I *##*##*#####*#*#####****** The bride, wore a King's blue en- the alarm in the morning. The follow- duller than a dull professor; nothing * semble with accessiries to match, and Eleanor McCartney '31, who is JOHN W. TALIAFERRO ing is a suggestion. teaching in Winchester, was a recent more engaging than an interesting I I AND SONS 1. Place clock on floor on room a shoulder bouquet of bride's roses and lilies of the valley. The matron guest on campus. one. JEWELERS mates side of bed. Expert Watch and Jewelry 2. Hit the hay with an easy mind. of honor, Mrs. Arthur Laney, was BOOK REVIEW Repairing 3. Upon hearing alarm at ten dressed in an Alice blue ensemble with The cards are dealt and the four face each other with drawn expres- * o'clock roll over in bed— accessories to match, and wore a cor- (Continued from Page 3) 4. This will cause bed pardner to. sage of Mareshal Neil roses and lilies when he is out of town; and Hugo sions. Thre are no guns on their hips or knives up their sleeves. A signal roll out of bed— of the valley. Carmody will engage in an occasional is being tapped out when suddenly 5. Upon falling on the clock the | The bridegroom was attended by binge—as he likes to call a liquor- NOW SHOWING bell will be smashed and stop jingling. | his best man, Harry Whitehead, of ful evening. the lights go out and a short silence begins. Then from a corner a light If room mate misses alarm in fall Portsmouth, Va. It is Ronnie wh0 has stolen the pig. NEW SPRING from bed immediately swallow rat Only close friends and relatives He has turned varlet in order to be flickers and a great sigh is uttered. poison. If taken in time will also stop witnessed the ceremony. Afterwards ready with the hero role at the pro- A sigh of relief. Without this most Dresses, Evening Gowns beloved candle the plot would have jingling. a reception was given the bridal per moment. One of his rare ideas Hats party at the home of the bridegroom's is that a restored pig will so please been hopeless, and four little soror- Special Sale ity girlies could not have had their W. R. U. GRAD DIES AT 77 parents. Clarence Lord Ernsworth as to in- Rollins Guaranteed Pure Mr. and Mrs. Harrell left on the sure consent for his marriage to the friendly bridge party. Silk Chiffon Hose $1.00 Old Bay Line for Baltimore. They lady of the chorus. But it is Hugo Former Local Teacher Began Career will also visit New York and Wash- who restores the pig—much to the ex- RALPH'S At 14, Taught 40 Years ington. Mr. and Mrs. Harrell will hilration of Millicent, heiress, to the The be at home at 1108 Jacgson street Lord Ernsworth Shropshire natal Mrs. Viola Smith Buell, a former after May 15, 1931. heath. Shenandoah Press member of the English department of Mrs. Harrell received her two-year Of course, there are certain foils the School of Education, died Friday, certificate at H. T. C. in '29. for all virtue in the protagonists of One Way to an March 29, at the age of 77. Fish Preferred. Prime among them Job and Commercial MVs. Buell, who was a teacher in The engagement of Mary Rhodes Baxter, the efficient Lady Constance -A- Cleveland public schools for 40 years, Lineweaver, daughter of Dr. and Keeble, who could dissolve on with a PRINTERS began her teaching career in a coun- Mrs. Walter T. Lineweaver, of Har- glance, is second only to Baxter. P. In Economics try school house at the age of 14. risonburg, Va., to Willoughby New- Frobisher Pillham brings up the rear While this is not a cor- Two years later she entered Western ton Brown, of Winston Salen, N. C. and a very good and darksome job he Reserve University. She was graduat- has been announced. does of it, too. It would seem that respondence course and ed in 1876 with the distinction of Mary Rhodes was a member of the P. G. Wodehouse is wont to expend while "riches" are not gu- Phones being the first woman to receive a class of '28. all the bottled-up rage at missed aranteed after one lesson to nis Office 89 diploma from the University. birdies and pass- 0" villans. here is an "easy was to save Res. 41 In 1916 she became a member of the The announcement of the approach- He makes a beautiful business of get- money in your spare time!" faculty where she served in the ing marriage of Miss Bernice Black- ting his humors in the right and English department. well Cook '28, daughter of Mrs. Ira proper directoins. DAYTON, VIRGINIA Requisites are a J. C. Pen- After her retirement at the age of E. Cook of La Crosse, Va., to John Christobel Childs ny Store and a small allow- 65, Mrs. Buell was active in college Melvin Farmer of South Boston, has illllilllllllinMHIMII*! ance! All enrolled students and teachers' organizations, including been made. receive generous savings the American Association of Univer- Lovett Brothers The with every purchase. city Women, the College Club and the Florence Mitchell '31, who is "Beautiful Shoes" Cornell Club. teaching in Norfolk, Va., was a re- —for— cent guest on campus. Dean Studio THE GLORY OF THE FATHERS GRADUATION Helen Lineweaver '30, who is at- The twin sons of Lawrence Tibbet, 44 So. Main tending G. W. University, was a re- who is soon to appear here in person cent visitor on campus. with the Metropolitan Opera Com- fotos frames finish ing pany, go to school in Beverly Hills. IMI IIHIIUMI Wouldn't it be lucky for the young- CHARLES of the Better kind sters if they had a hero-worshipping ! Get your sliced bread for teacher who would promise them un- Lovett Bros. STORES CO. INC. "tli l HI til IIM miii conditional "A"s if only they would 5c to $5.00 Dept. 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