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VOLUME IX. MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, MAY 4, 1928 NUMBER 30 PALS PICK CAST FOR FINAL PLAY SOUTHWORTH NAMED EDITOR OF OF THE SEASON "Anthony and Anna" To SOU'WESTER FOR FOURTH YEAR Be Given May 24, 25 ELECTIONS HAVE Student Publication Leaders For Next Year UNIQUE RECORD REHEARSALS START BEEN QUITE THE MADE AS BOARD Final Production of Year RAGE THIS WEEK Is Rich In Satire REAPPOINTS HIM

"Anthony and Anna," a satire on the Students Rise and Fall In Melvin Renamed Business American abroad, will be the annual the Balloting Manager of Paper spring production of the Pal Dramatic Players of Southwestern in Hardie Au- ditorium on May 24, 25 at 8 o'clock. POLITICS ON FIELD WAILES EDITS LYNX Try-outs for places on the cast were held on Monday and Tuesday. Prof. Ernest Haden, faculty coach, announces Elections Complete Ayers Wins Race as Head the following successful candidates: Except Few Minors of Publication Board Charles Rond ill, Ronald Hayhoe, Fred- erick leidelberg, Allen Haden, Ann Election of students to offices for Election of Luther Southworth to his Roach, Charlotte Bruce, Price Patton next year has been the rage during the fourth year as editor of the Sou'wester, and Thomas Drake. past week. Politics has been one of the FULL OF WISE CRACKS Southwestern student weekly publica- main factors in keeping anticipation tion, establishes a unique record both at "Anthony and Anna," rich in wit and high and speculation rife. Southwestern and in collegiate newspa- droll cracks, centers about the English With the exception of student body per history. conception of the American girl and the elections, all balloting has been under The Publication Board recently named American idea of the English. The plot the supervision of political cliques. Southworth to the office for next year, is woven around the wooing of Anna Successful office seekers for next year which gives him the undisputed title of Penn (Charlotte Bruce), and daughter include: Upon Leolin "Mike" Wailes falls the duties of publishing the Lynx annual next year. Palmer Brown, "long distance college editor,." perhaps of Mr. Penn (Frederick Heidelberg), a Student body-Crawford McGivaren, assistant business-manager this year, will hold the Lynx purse strings. Luther Southworth will succeed him- a standing record. millionaire taking in the sights of Eu- president; Warner Hall, vice-president; self as editor of the Sou'wester, this being his fourth year on the paper. James Melvin will continue as busi- rope, by Anthony Fair (Price Patton), Catherine Underwood. secretary-treas- ness manager of the Sou'wester. Harmon Ayers, business manager of the Lynx this year, is the new head of EVENING APPEAL WRITER a gentleman who lives by his wits. An- urer. the Publication Board, succeeding Chester Denham, who will graduate this June. Southworth, who is a member of the thony seeks the hand of Anna, but Penn Sou'wester-Luther Southworth, edi- Evening Appeal editorial staff, and for won't consent to the marriage until An- tor; Houston Minniece, assistant editor; several years associated in journalistic thony has worked two years. Work to James Melvin. business manager; Ira circles in Memphis, is a graduate of Cen- FARNSWORTH ISDulin Says Never ELECT THOMPSON tral Hligh School. While there he edited Anthony is unbecoming his nature as assistant business manager. Goldsmith, senior year, as that is only for the ignorant and crude, Lynx-Leolin Wailes, editor; Palmer NEW HIGH PRIEST Again After First QUIBBLER PREXY the school annual in his while he is of the intelligensia and a Brown, business manager. well as being an associate editor on the school paper. boon to culture. Journal-Catherine Richey, editor; Trip In Airplane FATHER CONSENTS Allen Haden. assistant editor; Charles Eleanor Beckham Chosen The gridiron is for football players Final Debate Against Ole On entering Southwestern in 1925 he Penn, being a subscriber to the idea Snepp, business manager. High Priestess and the air is for birds. That's natural. Miss On May 9 was made associate editor of the Sou'- of work for a living, abhors lounge liz- CLASS ELECTIONS But when football players go up in the wester, the editor having been chosen ards, and refuses Anthony's request. Senior class-Harold Avent, president; Dode Farnsworth, one of the two air and birds play leapfrog on the Quibbler Forum Debating society has the spring previous. Although not edi- Anna steps in to close the play by whis- Billy Hughes. vice-president; Jane Hyde, grid captains for the coming season, will ground-that's not natural. elected the following members to serve tor-in-chief he has edited each i'sue of pering to her father that if he will con- secretary-treasurer. be known on the campus next year as Arthur Dulin, Wes Adams, Ora John- in official capacities during the coming the paper since October 4, 1925. sent to the marriage, Anthony will work Junior class-Bobby Lloyd, president; "Hizzoner the High Priest of the San- son, Dode Farnsworth and Wilson Foote year: 11. R. Ihompson, president; War- James "Pete" Melvin, business man- rather than stay home with her. Palmer Brown, vice-president; Frances hedrin." -habitues of the gridiron, took an ner Beard, vice-president, and Malcolm ager of the Sou'wester this semester, was The remaining members of the cast Crawford, secretary-treasurer. Farnsworth was elected Wednesday aerial trip last Sunday, and Dulin flew Ritchie, secretary-treasurer. reappointed to the office for next year. an elderly head waiter; The will be Rond, Sophomore class-Robert Logan, pres- morning to head the Sanhedrin Council, the white flag. final debate on the present sched- Houston Minniece was appointed as- his assistant; Haden, "Dun- Hayhoe, ident; Malcolm Ritchie, vice-president; which is composed of upper-classmen Twenty-five Baby Ruth candy wrap- ule will be against Ole Miss on May 9. sistant editor of the Sou'wester, and Ira woody," a popular novelist; Miss Roach, Pauline Barton, secretary-treasurer. whose duties are to discipline the fresh- pers and $1.25 was the fare at a spe- Charles Rond Ill and Warner Beard Goldsmith assistant business-manager. Cynthia Speedwell," a "reduced" "Lady Publication board delegates-Harman men in the proper way of living and cial offer holding good at the Bry's Air- will represent Southwestern at Univer- Miss Catherine Richey will edit the gentlewoman, and Drake, a rich prof- Granville port. Each one gathered the wrappers sity, Miss., on the question of the re- Ayers, president. Senior class, department. Journal next year. Allen Haden will as- iteer. McRaney is the new "Priest." and the necessary coin of the realm. cently enacted Baumes bill in New York Farrar; Junior class. John Stansell; Duncan sistwith the editorial duties. Charlie This play will conclude the year's is the "Grand Execu- All except Dulin had been up before. which condemns a person, after four Sophomore class, Robert Carpenter. Charlie Snepp Snepp will be business-manager of The program of the Pals, and will be the Each fraternity will furnish Even he would have been all right, but convictions, to life imprisonment. Honor Council-Warner Hall, presi- tioner." Journal. sixth large production. dent; Leolin Wailes, vice-president; Dor- one member to the Council, and the he had eaten the candy from inside the The Ole Miss debate will conclude the OF LYNX othy Vanden, secretary-treasurer. New non-fraternity men will send a member. 25 wrappers-and that was a bad start most extensive program yet undertaken WAILES EDITOR is the new edi- class delegates: Senior, Crawford Mc- The editor of the Sou'wester will com- for the flips and tailspins which fol- by the Quibblers. William Orr, Abe Leolin "Mike" Wailes succeeding OLE MISS HERE Givaren. Warner I lall, Leolin Wailes, plete the personnel. lowed. Fortas, and H. R. Thompson opened tor of the Lynx annual, FOR MORE GOLF Dorothy Vanden; Junior, Edmund Mc- Eleanor Beckham, basketball star, has It would not have been so bad had the verbal campaign against the North- Frank Heiss. who will graduate this Givaren, Morris Ford, Gerald Capers, been honored by the girls of the insti- there not been so many air pockets hid- western University team. The debate June. Elizabeth McKee; Sophomore, Jeff Da- tution by being elected "High Priestess" den along the air lane. As the plane was a no-decision tilt. Malcolm Ritchie Palmer Brown, for the past year as- Clash Today In Return vis. Harry Walton, Barbara Bates. of the Girls' Sanhedrin. Miss Beckham dropped and tucked against the pock- and Billy Flowers defeated Union Uni- sistant business manager of the Lynx, Series of Matches Boys' Sanhedrin Council-Dode Farns- and her cabinet of disciplinarians will ets, Dulin's feeling grew worse and worse versity, at Jackson, Tenn., while Nate was appointed business manager for next worth, High Priest; Duncan McRaney, see that all freshettes adhere strictly to and even "worser." White and Gerald Capers lost against year. Southwestern golfers will clash with Priest; Charles Snepp. Executioner. the straight and narrow path. All but Dulin will go up again. "The Union in Hardie chapel the same night. The Publication Board, composed of Ole Miss golfers in a return series of Girls' Sanhedrin Council-Eleanor air is for birds-terra firma for me," is Flowers and Orr then, defeated the three faculty members and three stu- golf matches on Friday and Saturday Beckham, High Priestess. his only comment. West Tennessee Teachers by a unani- dent members, presided over by a stu- of this week at the Galloway Golf Club Ministers Club--Frederick Heidelberg, Greeley Students' mous vote of the judges. Thornton, dent chosen from the group at large, will course. president; John Johnson, vice-president; Elections Tied Up Moore and Ed Thompson traveled to; be headed by Harmon Ayers. Ayers is The Lynx golfers last week invaded Roger Wright, secretary-treasurer. GIRLS ORGANIZE Birmingham-Southern but were defeated. business manager of the Lynx this year, several Ole Miss and were handed a trimming, Chi Delta Literary Society-Katherine GREELEY, COLO.-After They spoke from the negative side of but will not be a member of the staff the associated students and this week they hope to collect some Griffith, president; Janet Moody, vice- counts of ballots ATHLETIC TEAMS the question, Resolved, That the United next year. State Teachers College are revenge from the Mississippians. The president; Katherine Boots, secretary; of Colorado States Should Cease to Protect by local club-wielders were beaten 17 points Minnie Lundy, treasurer. still without a new president. Plan Interclass Tilts In Armed Force the Money of Its Citi- may seek legal to one in last week's matches, with only Y. W. C. A.-Dorothy Green, presi- The student council zens Invested in Foreign Lands. This they stand. Volley, Baseball Harwood, of the Lynx, winning a match. dent; Eleanor Beckham, vice-president; advice to know just where has been the question in all of the de- STUDENTS SPEND Harriet Shepherd, secretary; Barbara The first regular balloting resulted in bates this year except against Ole Miss. He defeated Floyd, of Ole Miss, 4 and 3. are forming teams in Bates, treasurer. no election, none of the four candidates The freshettes The success of the club this year is DAY AT BOLIVAR Dent, of Ole Miss, defeated Beard, volley and baseball and have challenged Elections for Y. M. C. A. officers have having a majority. The council then due, in a large measure, to the faithful of Southwestern, 4 and 2, with Haskins, all comers from the three upper classes not been held as yet. ruled to allow the two high men, Clare work of Dr. A. P. Kelso. faculty coach. of Ole Miss, taking Mitchiner into in these two sports. Class Takes Day Off May Officers for the two Pan-Hellenic Skold. Haxtun, and Paul Hurd, Denver, The Quibblers take this means to ex- camp 8 and 6. Ratcliffe, of Ole Miss, Sophomore girls have also banded and 11 For Occasion Councils have not been chosen to date. to contest for the office. press their appreciation to Dr. Kelso. took Cromwell's measure 3 and I. have whipped two teams into shape for golfers The first public announcement of the Ole Miss has some excellent the coming tilts. The junior and senior Students in Dr. Atkinson's abnormal Floyd, vote gave the office to Hurd with a on the team, among them being girls are expected to combine to form psychology class will take a day off on Miss, who shot a 73 for the 18 Farnsworth Chosen majority of seven. Then it was charged Not Much Longer To of Ole the upper class teams because of the May II and go to the state hospital at and Ratcliffe, who turned in a by the opposition, there was an irregular- holes, to small number of senior girls. Wait For The Lynx Bolivar, Tenn., to inspect the buildings lard of 69 for the 18-hole journey. President "S" Club ity in that the ballot box was taken that seven The interclass games will be played All plates and printing for the 1928' and to make a first-hand study of the Harwood is the leading Southwestern Southwestern "S" Club, composed of quarantined house in order men in school who have won their let- quarantined sorority girls might vote. within the next two weeks on the new Lynx have been turned over to S. C. numerous types of insanity. golfer, according to his present showing, chaperones ters in a major sport, elected officers However, it was decided to count the volley and baseball grounds which have Toof & Co. The Lynx will probably Each year Dr. Atkinson shooting a 74 in the Ole Miss matches. on the campus; one Wednesday morning. The new officers ballots again and to let the result stand. been laid out on the gridiron field. make its appearance this class to Bolivar, as the trip is are Dode Farnsworth, president; Vern This time Hurd had only one vote to If sufficient interest is shown by the around May 25. of the main inducements for taking the will prob- only No Grid Captains Baumgarten, vice-president, and John- the good. This was not satisfactory, girls in these two sports, plans Color proof on the cover has been se- course. Unfortunately for many, archery Practically every college in the state son Garrott, secretary-treasurer. so the ballots were counted several more ably be made to arrange for cured, and is a very attractive cover in members of the class will be permitted of Ohio has decided to abolish the posi- The retiring officers are Henry War- times Saturday afternoon and evening tourneys between the co-eds. blue and gold. The color plates through-' to make the trip. tion of captaincy of its athletic teams. ing, president; Dode Farnsworth, vice- and again yesterday until there was a out the book are in blue and, brown. Students will go in automobiles and o'clock, re- Oberlin and Mt. Union Colleges are the president, and Vern Baumgarten, secre- meeting of the student council with the Freshmen Orators will leave the campus at 10 latest to follow this lead. Acting cap- tary-treasurer. declaration that everything was "off." turning to Memphis about 6. Dinners Hear Social Worker one mile ins will be appointed for every contest Enter Finals Soon The Y. W. C. A. held a meeting in will be waiting at a restaurant and at the end of the season an honor- from the hospital for the party. Freshman Maury Hull, selected in Hardie Chapel Wednesday afternoon to be elected by the team. The Prize Excuse College Enrollment try captain will March as the Southwestern representa- hear a distinguished social worker speak The following excuse for absence was on the subject of social welfare. turned in to the office by Freshman Shows Big Increase tive to the state W. C. T. U. oratorical Blair the Pedagog Phillip Sherman: WASHINGTON.-Six times as many contest which will be held in Nashville Presbyterials Meet Ladies of the several Presbyterials of Blair, who was a junior at Monday, 3-12-28. students are in colleges today than there on May II, is prepared to uphold the Conducts Chapel Clyde Memphis churches attended a meeting in outliwestern last year, is at (present Was in automobile Wreck and unable were 30 years ago, the bureau of educa- question of "Prohibition." Dr. Butler, an alumnus of South- Hlardie Chapel last Tuesday afternoon. Srncipalof the Junior High School at to attend school. Was in bed. Had the tion of the department of .the interior Freshman Malcolm Ritchie, who will western, conducted chapel exercises last Refreshments were served, after which ndler Springs, AIa. doctor to take four stitches in my eye. announced today. In the last few years speak against prohibition, will representI Friday, speaking on the subject of the visitors were shown thru the build- SBlair claims that "teaching is worse This happened, men. the increase has been approximately 50,- the institution at the State Oratorical "Friendship." His home is in New Zea- ings. Si-fi tb o 6M" ** Doochie Sherman 000 annually. finals at Sewanee the last of this month. land. THE SOU'WESTER PaRe^o_ Two

_ II I'm The Ginkette WHO'S WHO IN FLASHES The SOU'WESTER PRUNES I'm the honorable ginkette who pledged that I would not politic in SENIOR CLASS * * College Life On * * Published weekly by the student body of Southwestern, the College of the * * Stewed By ** the elections this year. I pulled Mississippi Valley, Memphis, Tennessee. a fast one on the other girls who signed the pledge, because I took Louise Rector Clark Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Memphis, Tenn., under OTHER CAMPS COLLEGE WITSJ advantage of the situation to Among the Southwestern students Act of March 3, 1878. who gather votes for all I was worth. will write finis to their collegiate life Friend Wife: "Do you love me still?" I realize that the fraternity boys this June is Louise Rector Clark. Miss OUSTED FOR SLANDER NUMBER 30 VOLUME IX MAY 4, 1928 Enemy Husband: "Yes, still." were true to their word and didn't Clark was born the daughter of Mr. and EASI LANSING, MICH--(IP)-Be- politic. Even tho I signed the Mrs. William Spencer Clark, on July 9, cause he charged in an unofficial cam- EDITORIAL STAFF pledge. I also had an agreement 1906. Her early education was gained pus publication that the college was a "What's that you have on your fin- holding over from last year. In at St. Mary's Episcopal school, and ".playground for politics," Roscoe M. Editor-in-Chief ...... ---...------Luther Southworth ger?" signing the pledge I was automat- was followed after graduation by a year sophomore in the liberal arts de- 1579 Court Avenue Phone 2-1769 'Oh, that's an engagement ring." Bloss, ically relieved of the former agree- at the National Cathedral School, Wash- partment of Michigan State College, was Assistant Editor...... ----...... Vern Baumgarten "And what's that you have around ment, but as I am a girl, a lady ington, D. C., where she completed Dean Typist. -...... ---...... ------..... Houston Minniece your eye?" her suspended from school by acting if you please, I am not supposed freshman work. She entered South- Assignments ...... ------....----... Louise Miller "Oh. that's a wedding ring." Robert S. Shaw. to look so deeply in the matter. western .. Palmer Brown S* * as a sophomore in 1925, and Bloss, the managing editor of a paper Assignments ...... ------First come, first served, is my Wilson Foote will complete three years here this June. published on the campus but unrecog- Assignments ...... -----. 'Say, Bill, how did you come out last motto, no matter what comes ...... ----- ...---- Charles Garraway While a student here she has been con- nized by college officials, stated edi- Circulation quarter?" after. I certainly am proud of ----- Bill.....Alexander nected with many clubs and organiza- torially that the college was "not a col- Circulation ...... "Well, you see, that da-" my- ' underhanded way "Shake, I1 did too." tions. She was initiated into Chi Omega lege at all, but a political playground I put it across. I took the oppo- sorority her first year here, and has held where the college presidency is a bait BUSINESS STAFF sition unawares-that's not right, the office of president and also secretary. for party electioneers, a state institu- Business Manager------Pete Melvin Now that the Chicago primaries are and I know that they won't ever over they' can throw bombs in peace for She has been a member of Theta Alpha tion for governors to practice economy 301, Robb Hall Phone 7-9239 see thru it,so why should I worry Phi and Pal Players all three years, a on to cover up grafts elsewhere in the ...... -...... -...... Charlotte Bruce a few months. about this little word "honor." Assistant Business Manager * * * I member of the Honor Council in 1926-27. machine." Advertising Solicitor...... -...... - Louise Clark blush with joy now that my for- also in Alpha Phi Epsilon until that He queried further in his charges by Accountant --...... -...... Leroy Dubard Chi--What is the height of ignor- mer agreement is satisfied. ance? organization became defunct. She was asking "what can one expect from such a member of the Shakespeare Club in a condition where corruption and graft The Sou'wester is served by INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS service. Omega-I don't know-how tall are you? 1925-26. and was active in the Sociology reign . . ." and that "one could not "Hearst" Tabloid Club. Girls' Club and Chi Delta. expect to find many students of an in- All copy for publication must be in the Sou'wester office by 2 p. m. Feminine version: if the shoe fits, it ROCHESTER, N. Y.-(IP)-The an- tellectual nature, since they had all been Tuesday preceding appearance on following Friday noon. nual "yellow sheet" of the Campus of away by the political bugaboo i; too large. scared Rochester University took the form of atmosphere." and the unintellectual A subscription to the Sou'wester is $3 the year in advance. a tabloid this year. called the "Scampus SILVER MOON upon the suspension, Monk: Vern's pretty popular these In commenting Mirror." It was made up almost en- states that libel and slander days. Dean Shaw tirely of wildl pictures purporting to CHOCOLATES would not be tolerated in any college Morgan: I-low come?? the represent the life of the campus. publication. Politics Bob Up Again Monk: They tell me that both The most delightful candy The nastiest political stink since Souhwestern has been in Memphis sophomores and juniors claim him. ever conceived. The cen- Morgan: Yeh. the sophs claim he is are a myriad of exquisite ANCIENT CORD TIRE has risen from the campus during the past week. Strange to say, it ters burst forth in all its polluted vapors when the non-fraternity students a junior, and the juniors claim he is a For Married Only flavors: creams, figs, nuts, SEATTLE, WASH.--(lP)--Automo- refused to co-operate with the fraternities and sororities in outlawing dates and jellies. biles 600,000,000 years before the time CAMBRIDGE, MASS.--(IP)-A new politics on the campus. apartment for married students is be- OLIVER-FINNIE CO. of man? machine behind Clerk: "\'hat kind of toothbrush do Prior to this year a student had to have a political ing erected near the campus of Harvard Memphis A visit to the Geological laboratory in him in order to gain an oflice. The winners carried away the spoils; you want?" Makers Wash- University. Science Hall at the University of and the losing machine, usually composed of several fraternities and Father: "A large one. I have seven so, for a _L.1_ _ 1 ington would seem to prove sororities, ate the chatt. There were many capable students left out by children. * from an ancient fos- plaster cast taken this method of office grabbing. a Good- sil shows a perfect imprint of This year the Boys' Pan-Hellenic Council took the initial step to "You aren't the only pebble on the rich Silvertown cord. better this condition by solemnly pledging not to participate in politics, beach." she hissed,. to use you're Rock, Automobile firms will never get provided all other students on the campus followed suit. The Girls' "W\Vell. no Plymouth this choice bit of valuable advertising, yourself. Pan-Hellenic Council heartedly endorsed the move and made a similar * * * however, because the mark was made by pledge. Is Something New-Snappy Service and a gigantic worm ages ago. Professor "llow isyour son getting along in the Drinks Like Indications pointed to a year sans any hint of politics. The fraterni- Papa Used to Shake Weaver, of the geology department, ex- ties and sororities, as separate units, sacrificed many chances whereby study of medicine?" rinks Like Papa Used plained that the worm, which must have their members might gain certain offices thru political. maneuvering. "FIine. I l can already cure small had left been about a foot in diameter, The non-fraternity men threw the cog in the machine. They were children." *A Nice Ride During Off Periods his mark in the soft mud, then it had not willing to follow the lead set by the two Councils, but, instead, or- been covered with rocks and water until Father: "Ilow is it. young man, that I ganized and drew up a ticket which included each elective office. This, Corner At It fossilized. not being in keeping with the spirit of the move, looked to the fraternity find you kissin; my daughter? Ilon is Just Around the The fossil was discovered in the At- men as tho the non-fraternity men were trying to steal a march on them it?" the lantic Ocean several years ago, and when they were left wide open for attack, not having any organization TIon, College: "Great! Great!" 444 EAST PARKWAY it. university received a plaster cast of whereby to mass votes on any certain man. "cliniciclichnites \VAIT FOR ME Its scientific title is The president of the Boys' Council called a meeting of the non-fra- l "' .. .I.L wilsoni." ternity men to thrash the matter out, but they' would not give ground. In protection to themselves the fraternity men banded togetner and drew up "Here!" ALUMNUS a ticket, this being in order as their pledge held good only so long as "Bismarck?" VALUABLE "Ilere!' PA.-(IP)--One and 'all students would not politic.' BETHLEHEM, "Calvin (:oolidge ?" million dollars has been left In the elections held prior to the muddle, the fraternity boys stuck W. H. WILLEY NORMAN MONAGHAN one-third "President!" here by the will to their pledges. We are thoroly convinced that they did not politic Chairman of the Board Vice-President and Treasurer to Lehigh University "Alexander the Great?' of the late James Ward Packard, '4, and were gentlemen of their word. "lere I am!" D. W. BROOKS W. H. FRAZER graduate of Lehigh. The non-fraternity men declared that they) did not have to abide by "Joan of Arc?" President Vice- * * * the Council rulings, that they were free to politic if they saw fit. We President grant them the point. The two Councils took the lead in what they "Oh here I am!" G H. KEMKER $125,000 TRUST FUND Roll call in the Asylum was over. Secretary thought was a constructive move-and which was. The non-fraternity * * * CAMBRIDGE, MASS.-(IP) - To men claim that they had not been given a fair showing in previous elec- promote a series of annual intercollegi- tions and were determined to enter the ballot fray with all their vigor. "Your hair needs cutting badly, sir," ate competitions in scholarship between We cannot see their point in this light. The non-fraternity men were said the barber. "No, Harvard and other American colleges, organized last year by fraternity men. Never before (at least while in it doesn't." retorted the student, the sum of $125,000) has been donated Memphis) had the non-fraternity men any semblance of organization, "it needs to be cut nicely. You cut it to the university by Mrs. Lowell Put- badly last time." and they,owe their present organization to fraternity men. The vice- * * * nam, to establish a trust fund in mem- presidency of the student body, president of the Quibbler Debating So- ory of her husband, which will be known iety, president of the Publication Board, president of the Nitist Club, Clerk: "Here is a very nice automatic as the Lowell Putnam Memorial prize were held this year by non-fraternity men. Non-fraternity men were pistol, lady. It shoots nine times." "What fund for the promotion of scholarship. prominent in debating and dramatics. It is lamentable that this inter- Co-ed: do you think I am, a ? Mrs. Putnam is a sister of the president necine strife has been precipitated between the fraternity and non- Mormon of Harvard. fraternity groups. ewburger Cotton In accord with the stipulations of the We fully believe that in the move made by the Greeks every stu- "What makes you think she is a gold- digger?" gift a competitive examination will be dent would have an equal chance to get an office. Under this manner held with Yale this year in what will of conducting the elections personal fitness is the requirement and not "Well, she called me mine, and then probably be the first intercollegiate did me dirt." political affiliation. HU6ll nilllI Ii ~nllllll~lnli~ii~n scholastic contest in history. Altho politics of the highest brand is in vogue this year, we have not On April 30 ten men chosen from the lost hope that next year, all students will be broadminded enough to see WANTED-Several college men to Company University and ten from Yale will meet the wisdom of abolishing cliques and nauseous politicing. travel in Tennessee territory one month in a three-hour examination on the sub- before opening of school next Septem- ject of "English Literature."' I -~ ber. Prefer Freshmen and Sophomores. Five thousand dollars worth of books There may be a territory open near your will be won for its college library by ECHOES FROM THE MORGUE your home. Inquire immediately P. O. Incorporated the victorious team, in addition to indi- Box 551. l.exington, Ky. vidual prizes for the team members. Choice News Excerpts of Past Years As Revealed By 6~~OI ~I ~0 -_ 0_-_* * * * Sou'wester Files DARNED GOOD STORY LAWRENCE, KANS--(IP)-An an- MAY 7, 1926 Miss Ethel Hlutkin will represent nonymous author has started a row on Dr. Diehl has returned from Baton Southwestern in the South-wide contest the University of Kansas campus. Rouge, La.. where he attended dedica- to pick the best collegiate orator. VIEMPHIS, TENN. Someone handed in a darned good tory ceremonies of the new Louisiana Prof. C. L. Townsend delivered the story to the editor of the Sour Owl, of- State University. first of a series of faculty lectures over ficial campus humor magazine. But the Southwestern debaters emerged victo- radio station WMC last Thursday night. Week of May 7 magazine never runs anonymous mate- rious in a dual debate with Birmingham- Members of the abnormal psychology rial, and so all hands set about to dis- Southern last week. class will go to Bolivar, Tenn., to the cover the author. Robb Hall sunk Stewart into obliv- state home for "those off" next Thurs- "A Girl In Every The editor of the sheet decided to run ion Friday by eking out a 14 to 13 vic- day. Port" the story anyway. But others objected tory in a game of baseball. Number "30" will appear next week. on the grounds that it would hurt the Chi Omegas and Kappa Deltas will It will mark the "death" of the Sou'- With magazine as an advertising medium. The don baseball garb for a contest next wester this year. VICTOR McLAGLEN editor replied that he was running his Wednesday afternoon. Dean Noe will speak at the regular Louise Brooks magazine not for the advertisers but Waddell and Robb Hall will engage meeting of the Y. M. C. A. Sunday aft- and Stars for the readers. in a baseball encounter Monday after- ernoon at 2 o'clock. They are still trying to settle the noon at 3 o'clock. Chester Frist left Thursday for Nash- On the Stage matter. Philemon, a Biblical drama, was en- ville, where he will represent South- REVUE UNIQUE * * * acted in chapel recently by the fresh- western in the finals of the Tennessee Something Different in man boys' Bible class of Dr. A. P. Kelso. Oratorical League. Dancing NOT LEGION DESERTER Theta Chapter of Pi. K. A. held a de- Chester Frist will steer the pilot wheel MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.--(IP)--One lightful dinner dance and swimming of the student government next year. IPADDIE SAUNDERS Charles Peterson put so much life in party at the University Club last Mon- Final count was Frist 184, Heiss 163. That Designing Chap his production of "High Pressure," a day night. Chi Omega sorority entertained last farcical Arab production, that the re- The last meeting of Chi Delta Phi week with an informal lunch in the log DANER port was spread about that the youth, a literary sorority was held at the home cabin chapter house. The Double Voiced Singer student at the University of Minnesota, of Miss Ethel Brown. FLORETTY TRIO was wanted by the Foreign Legion for MAY 6, 1927 desertion. Summer school session at Southwest- New Club Members Aerial Dancing One ofthe South's Oldest Cotton Finms Peterson penned an appeal to Mayor ern will open with registration on June Christine Reese and Catherine Richey Mats. t5-30c; Eve. 20-SOc Thompson against such foreign inter- II, with regular classroom work start- are new members of the Sophoclean Sat. Mats. 15-50c. ference. ing on June 13. Cub. no 0 a - a I ~- 0 ; a 0 0 0 0 4 , . - - THE SOU'WESTER PaRe-- o Three i ------hotel eabob STUDENTS VOTE Southwestern Stands Good Chance Of SONGSTERS,HERE DANCING-WEDNESDAY--SATURDAY EVENINGS ON AMENDMENTS Getting Phi Beta Kappa Charter Heere IS A CHANCE TO Canale's famous TOCONSTITUTION Secretary of United Chapters Is Optimistic C)ver WIN $100 AWARD Future of Local Institution After Campus SItalian Gravy and Proposed Ruling Would Visit Last Monday Strike Up Your Musical Tomato Sauces Bar Student Being Edi- Muse and White a tor More Than Once "There is a good chance that a chapter of Phi Beta Kappa will be es- Peppy Song T Fruits tablished at Southwestern if the institution continues to progress and and Produce In the past three years." GRAVy The student body will be asked to expand as much in the future as it has during One hundred dollars of the best coin Dr. Oscar M. Voorhees, for the past Season vote soon on two amendments to the of the land is waiting for the person or 25 years secretary of constitution of the Publication Board the United Chap- W EIRD W RITE-UP persons who submit the most rousing ters of Phi Beta Kappa is authority for which were recommended at the last and appropriate song for Southwestern meeting of the Board. this statement. During his visit to the OF "PAN" DANCE students to chant at football games. D. CANALE & CO. Local plant last Monday, he was struck The proposed amendments are. Clarence Saunders, local magnate and with the attainment of Southwestern in 408 SOUTH FRONT ST. MEMPHIS, TENN. (I) The editor-in-chief and philanthropist, is donor of the money. getting such fine buildings and of hav- Press-Scimi- business manager of the separate Good Thing Mr. Saunders has long been a faithful ing such publications shall hold office for high standards of scholarship. tar Had Catalog friend of the institution, and is giving Beta Kappa is expanding con- one year only. "Phi the money so that the alma mater hymn tinually, (2) All printing bearing the and is going into every large Funny what weird ideas newspapers may be supplemented on such stirring institution that merits a chapter," he often get, isn't it. Well, cast your gleam- name of Southwestern, gratis or occasions as an athletic contest with says. otherwise, that is done for any .ers over this write-up in the society less sedate music. EFFECTS ORGANIZATION section of last Thursday's issue of the student or student organizations. Collaboration in writing the music of the Dr. Voorhees effected a temporary or- Memphis Press-Scimitar about the Pan- must have the approval . l of th L..mr tan and words is permissible under the rules Publication Board. ganization lMondllay o ii a lellenic Council dance that night. of the contest. Both music and words 50 Phi Beta Kappas living in Memphis Chester Denham. president of the "Southwestern Pan-Hellenic will en- will be taken into consideration in mak- and suburbs. Officers chosen were Judge SUNDAY, MAY 13, 1928 $oard, says that the reason for the first tertain Thursday night at East End ing the award, but especial emphasis will Charles N. Burch, president; Chancel- proposed amendment is evident enough. garden with its informal dance of the be laid upon the music. lorM. C. Ketchum. vice-president, and The reason for the second amendment season. LET THE GIFT BE WORTHY OF THE D;. A. I. Johnson, of Southwestern, These rules govern the contest- is that during the past year complaints "Streamers of red and black will car- secretary-treasurer. (1) All manuscripts must be in the "BEST GIRL" YOU EVER HAD have been made to the Board with re- ry out the school colors, while large Upon the invitation of President hands of President Diehl by May 22,. gard to disputed accounts for printing replicas of the various fraternity em- Diehl.,of Southwestern, the holders of the 1928. This date may be extended in done for certain student organizations. blems will decorate the walls. Whitman's Special Mother Day Phi Beta Kappa key attended a luncheon case no suitable song is received by that This places Southwestern in an un- "The Washington Syncopators will Monday noon at Hotel Peabody. South- time. Candies wholesome light, and in order to avoid play. Preceding intermission Miss Irene western sent six members of her faculty (2) The manuscripts should not bear such unpleasant situations some author- Beasley will sing a group of the num- to the meeting: Dr. R. P. Strickler, the name of the author or authors, but ized supervision should be established. bers which she has sung for Victor rec- Leave your order early-We are now ready to Dr. P. N. Rhodes, Dr. W. O. Swan, should be accompanied by a sealed en- The Board would like to call the at- ords. show you a beautiful assortment Prof. R. E. Huston, Prof. W. C. Wat- velope containing the author's name, so tention of the student body to Article "Punch will be dispensed thruout the kins and Dr. Johnson. Dr. Diehl was that a system of corresponding numbers III of the constitution of the Publica- evening. honor guest. can be used to insure absolute impar- tion Board which reads in part as fol- "The affair will be chaperoned by tiality when the manuscripts are turned See the SPIRIT OF MEMPHIS lows: "No student or group of students RAISE ENDOWMENT members of the faculty and their wives, over to the committee of judges. may solicit advertising in the name of The local association will co-operate including Dr. C. E. Diehl. Dr. C. L. (A Thing of Beauty) (3) The committee reserves the right the college without the authorization of with the national headquarters in rais- Townsend. Prof. W. R. Cooper, Prof. to reject any or all songs. the Publication Board." ing an endowment fund with which to W. R. Atkinson. Prof. S. H. Monk, Dr. encourage scholarship in high schools R. P. Strickler, Prof. Jess C. Neely, Dr...... We wish to please you. and college thruout the country. More W. O. Shewmaker, Dr. R. W. Hartley, Three Northwestern than $35,000 has been raised toward this Dr. Martin Storn. Dr. R. W. Som- end during the past three years, Dr. erville. Dr. W. O. Swan. Prof. A. P. SOUTHWESTERN PHARMACY Frats On Probation Voorhees stated. Kelso, Prof. J. H. Davis, Dr. P. N. Phi Beta Kappa is the progenitor of E. D. McDougall, Dr. A. Phones 7-2021, EVANSTON, Ill.-Three North- Rhodes, Dr. 7-2022, 7-6022 all Greek-letter societies, being the first T. Johnson, Dr. F. C. Huber, Prof. E. western University fraternities-Phi Epsi- organization to have a Greek name. It F. Haden, Dr. B. P. Kaufmann, Prof. lon Pi, Delta Tau Delta and Phi Pi was founded at William and Mary Col- Richard Shewmaker. Prof. W. C. Wat- Phi-have been placed on probation, and lege on Dec. 5, 1776. On the occasion kins. Prof. J. A. Ross. Jr.. Prof. R. E. nine others have been "warned" for of the sesquicentennial celebration held poor scholarship, James W. Armstrong, Huston." The 10th and last in 1926 a beautiful auditorium building The final paragraph included the name of our dean of men, announced today. was dedicated at the school of its of "David Tites" as one of the Coun- Failure of the three fraternities placed "If You" founding. members to receive guests. "'Mr. on probation to recover their lost stand- cil Series of K. OLD and Mrs. Price Patton" were also in Ad ertisements ing will mean their suspension from the A. CENTURY its the receiving line. campus. During the first 25 years after became a This, in effect, it was explained would founding Phi Beta Kappa mean their disbandment. scholasticc rather than a social organi- 50 years it was the sole eThe fraternities which have been zation. I:or POLITICAL NEWS "warned" are Acacia. Beta Theta Pi, order of its kind until Kappa Alpha Delta Upsilon. Lambda Chi Alpha, fraternity v was founded at Union College, UP THE COUNTRY Omega Delta, Phi Delta Theta. Sigma in Schenectady. Kappa Alpha started Alpha Epsilon. Sigma Delta and Tau with the same aim as Phi Beta Kappa Students Pick Favorites Delta Phi. but gradually inclined toward the social If You aim, while its forerunner ruled the At Mock Conventions scholastic field. At present there are 107 chapters of OBERLIN, OHIO-(IP)-Two Ohio Design a Better Engine universities have held their Mock Con- Phi Beta Kappa thruout the world, - an engine combining ventions already this year, resulting in greater endurance and Hey! Everybody with more than 50.000 living members. more complete combustion of a cheaper fuel, the nomination of Charles Evans Hughes Meetings of the honorary fraternity men may fly faster, further, more safely and for and Charles G. Dawes, respectively. ieet You After East End have been held in all parts of the world, less money. You will have promoted the inter- including London. Paris. Rome, Beirut, Hughes was the choice of the dele- course of nations. gates at the Miami university conven- at Syria. Tokio. Nanking, India, Constan- tion, chosen on the fourth ballot. Sen- IF YOU discover a way to grow cotton more tinople. Jerusalem and Athens. was selected cheaply and market it more profitably, a great The Phi Beta Kappa Key, quarterly ator S. D. Fess, of Ohio, section of our country may be released from eco- GUNTHER'S publication which is edited by Dr. Voor- as the Vice-presidential candidate of the Mock nomic uncertainty. You will have enriched the hees, states that the next national coun- party, this being a Republican Convention. Southern States. Linden and Cleveland cil will be held this September at Ohio At Ohio State University, where the IF YOU give yourself to the reform of judicial *-*- i-0" **** o***"S "' Wesleyan University. Delaware. Ohio. convention was that of "The Great procedure, and succeed in restoring public con- American Party," the selection was the fidence in the administration of justice, the present Vice-president, with Senator very foundation of our government may be The Law School George W. Norris as his running mate. secured. You will have saved your country. of It took seven ballots to nominate Dawes at Ohio State, and then not until there VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY had been quite some considerable dem- If, however, onstration on the part of the delegates. Summer Session -:o weeks- CommencesJune 25,1928 In both conventions there was the You become a preacher usual vote trading and bargaining, mak- Session of 1928-29 Commences September 24, 1928 - .. . , of the Gospel of ing the scenes realistic and very much Jesus Christ, you go into a still more use- For full information, address reminiscent of the regular conventions ful class: You give the final touch of The Secretary, Vanderbilt Law School to follow. value to * * * the high endeavors of these NASHVILLE, TENN. others; you make worth while the MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.-(IP)-Co- intercourse of nations, the enrich- eds at the University of Minnesota have ment of States, the stability of formed a "Co-ed Political Party," for government. the purpose of electing their own presi- dent at the mock convention to be held And, besides these by-products- DAINTY on the campus May 10. You enter into the immediate ser- vice of God himself, and your life is thenceforth concerned with the DANCE highest of all values-the wel- INQUISITIVE fare of human souls. The inquiring reporter will ask five students or faculty members IF YOU will approach this subject FROCKS each week, picked at random, with an open mind and yielded their opinions of important ques- heart, this ad- vertisement may tions of campus talk. be found to voice your call to the ministry. For the gay formalities of Question-What would you do if you Union Theological Sem- a College social season. were kissing a girl and her father walked inary has helped many into the room? men to a happy and Most attractive new ones * * * achieving life. Jesse Harris-- don't know. I've Perhaps we can at never been caught in the act. help you. A CREAM * * * $39.75, $49.50 Ramsey Russell-I'd kick the old man to $75.00 YOU WILL out and proceed with the operation.

LOVE TO EAT Crawford McGivaren-I wouldn't kiss a girl. Write to John Culberson-That's I where differ B. R. LACY, JR., D. D., President !,reeger'z with Cal, I would choose to run. "Cdbe Oeall)fte tore" ClovorFarnm Jimmie Luster-It all depends on him. CotlmMa. Mutual Tow.r Union Theological Seminary 9.flalu 0 ICE CREAM if he was bigger than me I would leave thru the ,dow; otherwise, I would' Richmond, Virginia I Inot notio."him. Page Four THE SOU'WESTER - ^oOb..r oe~e.... r 4In d

CUILI- ANNUALTOURNEY Batting Averages Lynx And Tigers Even Up In Race For Player G AB R. H3 2 DAY SERVICE T. M. Garrett 8 34 5 12 ARC TOSSERS TO Ayers 4 14 2 4 Collegiate Baseball Crown Of Memphis Bowen 8 30 10 8 J. Garrott 5 19 3 5 a MAY 10 Johnson 8 30 10 8 BE HELD Smythe 8 37 4 8 Southwestern Wins First Tilt 5 to 1, While Normal Success Laundry Hurt 5 14 4 3 Hughes 8 35 6 7 Comes Back to Cop Second 8 to 7. Third , Davis 4 lb I 3 Sou'wester Sport Dept. In 0 6 Dulin 8 37 Postponed Account of Rain (, to I I'k ION. 3Re1C)I Terry 7 24 5 2 , atdtc Charge of Second An- MacGivaren I 00 0 . 2(02 RobbH al nual Contest Southwestern and West Tennessee Teachers College stand even up Pitching Averages in their battle for the college baseball title of Memphis. The Lynx Player G.W.L. Pct. IP. H. R. SOW. game 5 to I, while the Teachers took the second 8 to 7. The annual Southwestern horseshoe J. Garrot 4 4 0 1,000 37 27 10 43 10 won the opening Hurt 422.50032423219 8 The third game was postponed on account of rain Monday. and was pitching tournament will be staged May Ilgbe 10 0 10004 I 3 0 2 II to decide the champion of the shoe postponed again on Tuesday on account of wet grounds. The games off later in the season. tossers on the campus. '[he tourney will he played MADISON HEIGHTS CLEANERS will be conducted by the "Souwester" S Frrors-(olebanks. Seves . ert,orwn OLE MISS DRUBS 3. Double -Davis, Walker. Stolen bases-- sport department, and a gold medal will Lynx Win First Jones, Davis. Double play'-T. Garrot to Terry If You Ever Land a Venus or a Helen of Troy be awarded to the champion. once more clawed to Hughes. Struck oat--hy J. Garrott 9, b LOCAL GOLFERS Southwestern Lynx Ieadden 5. Base on halls-off J. Garrott I. You Must Both single4 and doubles titles will be their way to a victory over the West Passed ball- lebert. mpires-Bowden ard Al- ford. decided. Entries must be made by Fri- Tennessee Teachers College Tiger last $ * " day, May 10. Students wishing to take Meet On Galloway Course Thursday. The final count was 5 to I, Press Your Suit may write their names on a slip Normal Wins One! part In Return Match after Captain Garrott and "Slick" Head- Suits cleaned ------.50 of paper and deposit in the box left den engaged in a pitcher's duel in which The worm finally turned and the for the purpose outside the chapel. Those U.NIVERSITY, MISS,, April 28-Ole thi left-handed slants of "Edna" won West Tennessee ['eachers defeated Suits pressed ______~_____ .25 doubles must wishing to take part in the Miss defeated Southwestern of Memphis the day. Southwestern in baseball 8 to 7 last Fri- Ties cleaned ___~ __ .10 name put their own and their partner's in the first intercollegiate golf tourna- it was a battle from start to finish. day at Normal. It was the first ath- on the same slip. ment ever to take place between the In the opening inning Colebanks. the letic victory the leachers have regis- Richie Morgan-Burt P-atton, of last year, Representatives G. D. Watson, champion two institutions on the university golf first man up, was safe when Claude tered since the Lynx have been in Mem- spring. Wat- will defend his title this course today. Bowen booted his grounder. Ileadden phis. in the son nosed out Fred Underwood The Ole Miss team completely out- was safe when Johnson Garrott failed to A four-inning rally in the ninth inning title and medal finals to carry off the played their opponents throughout the get Colebanks at second. "Edna" then won the victory for the Teachers after Underwood will also in a close match. tournament, winning a total of 17 points was apparently afraid to trust his in- the Lynx infield pulled several bone- spring, together be entered again this to I for the visitors. field and fanned the next three men. head plays. Previously the [Lynx had tossers. with several other crack shoe In the first match Dent of Ole Miss In the second "Old Folks" Davis overcome a four-run lead to go into the Beau Brummel Was A be permitted after No entries will defeated Beard of Southwestern with a slapped out a double, but died on sec- ninth leading 7 to 4. May 10th, as the drawings will be made and Masey score (f four up and two to go. In the ond. In the third Ileadden Oscar Hurt pitched a good game for that afternoon. Snappy Dresser And We second two-ball affair Ratcliffe of Ole got singles in succession with two out, the Lynx but received poor support. lifted one to Ora Johnson. Miss defeated Cromwell of Southwest- but Walker Lineup and summary: Normal took the lead in the sixth. Ha Ha! Prof Says ern with a score of three up and one to Southwestern Teahhers Are The Snappy Outfitters play. Ileadden was safe on Bowen's wild ab r. 5. o ah. r h.ru. 1Johnson, If 4 2 0 3 :olebank 3h 432 i Only Youths Love T'he third match resulted in a victory throw Massey was thrown out at first. Sm'ythe c 4 0 2 10leadden lb i 211 Miss Walker was safe on an infield play Dulin c 5 0 I 05asey 2 MINNEAPOLIS, BlN.-ZIP)-Only for Ole Miss when Haskens of Ole IHughes lb 4 0 0 9 Jones If 4102 when the Lynx tried for Ileadden, who Davis rf 3 0 0 IEvans s 4 the young can love, a university profes- defeated Mitchner of Southwestern by 0 2 I tt~ advanced to third. Jones grounded to Garrott 3b 4 I I I Monts c 2 0 012 sor declared here recently, pointing out the count of eight up ard six to play, BBowen ss I I 0 1 Stevens cf 2 I 20 0 Beasley Bros.-Jones-Ragland in a thirty-two to turn the trick. '. Mi. Garrott. who tried for Headden TTerry 2b I I0 0 Lilly well established psychological principles turning FHurt p 2 2 I 0 Porter If 4 I I 0In at home, but "Slick" scored. Evans to uphold his hypothesis. In the fourth Floyd of Ole Miss defeat- Walker p 0 1)1 I) flied to Davis for the final out. erguson p 1001 "Love and all of the emotions are in- ed Mitchner of Southwestern one up, Sam Bacherig Then the old seventh-inning rally Totals 30 7 5251 Totals dications that the person is faced with winning on the 18th green with a birdie 38 81127 the day. Hughes led off with a By Innings- a conflict which he is attempting to ad- three, having a 73 for the 18 holes. In saved Southwestern 0 0 0 0 2032-7 single. Davis was safe when Stevens Teachers 2 it 2 0 01 )0 014-8 Burk & Co. just. As time goes on, love disappears the other twosome matches Montjoy of to touch first, Hughes went to as the conflict is resolver," he states. Ole Miss defeated Kidd of Southwest- failed third. T. M. Garrott was safe when He cited recent newspaper stories over ern three up and one to play, and Har- Golden Eagle Clothing Co. tried for Hughes at home 30 being unable to love, which is, in a wood of Southwestern defeated Floyd of Colebanks and the score was tied. Then Bowen large measure, substantiated by scien- Ole Miss four up and three to play for IVj stepped into one for a single. Davis and Phil tific theories. the only point scored by the visitors. A. Halle T. M. scoring. Terr'was safe on Stev- -Ie characterized loe as a temporary In the foursome matches Ratcliffe and ens' error and went to second, scoring state resulting from inexperience or the Dent of Ole Miss defeated Cromwell and later on an infield out. The score stood Oak Hall inability of a person to resolve a num- Kidd of Southwestern II up on I$ holes 5 to I. and "Lefty" held Normal the ber of factors, pointing out that jeal- in the first and Montjoy and Haskins tilt. ousy and anger are the natural results of (f Ole Miss defeated Beard and Har- rest of the Johnston & Vance robbed Smythe of a hit in the this inability to adjust to the situation. woilod of Southwestern 15 up and three Masey and Terry pulled the same trick Later in life, the professor stated, peo- to go in the second fray. third in the ninth. 1. M. Gar- Walker M. Taylor ple become better organized and more Ratcliffe of Ole Miss ranked as the on Eans the final out, taking a high fully adjusted to life situations and, as low point man (f the day, turning in a rott made grandstand. a result, do not fall in love. score of 69. Cromwell of Southwestern fly back of the ranged second with a score of 75. Har- Line-up and summary: woodI)sjof Southwestern turned in the best TI ACIIfRS (I) LYNX (5) DOGS Player ah. r h. po.I. IPl: r ah. r. h. po. a. score for the two ball matches for the (.olb'ks 3 4 0 0 1 4l'hnson II 4 0 0 10 c 4 0 0 9 0 '1 Headden p 4 1 2 1 23 Smithe TAMALES v.:itors with a rating If 74. Mases 2h 4 0 I 2 ulin ct 4 0 I I 0 Ihe teams will meet again on May 4 Walker If 4 0 I I O'Hughes lb 4 I I 9 0 one l 4 0 0 O Davis rf 4 1(12 0 and i on the Galloway golf course at Ivans s 4 0 0 4 2 T.. Gar- M emphis. Stesens Ih3 0 010 0 rott 3b 3 I 0 2 3 Snowden Coffee Shop I lehert c 4 0 0 5 1iBowen ss 312 0 0 Edwards cf 3 0 I 0 Ol er' 2b 3 1032 0 0 4 FREE DELIVERY Mount 1 0 0 0 01. art p 3 0 Stylus To Initiate 35 1 i5 2412 32 5 5 27 9 Stylus club of Southwestern will in- "Batted fr Edwards in ninth. 0 0-I tiat! five new members soon. T he new Teachers _...... ___._ 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 All Same Shoe Shop .vn-- -1-i-- 0 0 00 0 5 0 x-5 intiates will be Lem Banks, Vern Baum- 7-4928 McLean and Tutwiler grten. Charles Terry,Marion Bickford ------9. and .Allen Haden. OLE MISS NET MEN PLAY HERE Athletic Association To Sponsor Teams

Southwestern tennis team played their first intercollegiate match of the season Wednesday', meeting the Ole Miss rac- quet wielders on the Lynx courts. 'ennis, is being sponsored by the Southwestern athletic association this year and, finally, takes its deserved place as a regular sport on the campus. The Lynx team is composed of Billy Hughes. ranking No. I player on the campus, and the others in order are Her- man Bevis. Mike Wailes and Johnson Garrott. Billy Hlughes and Mike Wailes and Bevis and J. Garrott form the dou- bles team. l'he Ole Miss players were John Fer- guson. Farrell Varner, Charlie Bell Howard, Leonard Hardy and Carey Owen. Ferguson and Hardy and Owen and Varner form the doubles team. Six matches were played, four singles and two doubles PERSONALS

Campus Touches of Collegians and Their Friends

Katherine Hall spent the week-end at her home in Covington. Anne Trezevant had as her visitor recently Anne Duckworth, of Jackson, Tenn. Eunice Harvey, former student here, The Final Experiment in "Smokology" was a visitor to the campus on Tues- day. Charles Katzenmier visited Maurice TAKE a test tube, beaker, bunsen-burner and wste-basket... throw Moore at Rosemark last week-end. Carlie McVay spent Sunday at her the first three into the last ... light a Camel ... pull in a cloud of home in Marion, Ark. Vera Godhold, a Chi Omega from Ole fragrant joy-and note that cool content! Here and now, we'll bet Miss, was among the out-of-town guests at the Pan-Hellenic dance. a two-tailed jabberwocky you can't match that for real smoking Mary Elizabeth Murray spent Satur- day night with the girls in the dormi- pleasure! And your quest for the best tory. cigarette is ended. o ms Gladys Gibson has returned from a three-months tour of Europe. 1.I. REYI LDS TOBACCO COMPANY, Vfaa.a.5aI. , . C.